Over & Out (2022) Movie Script
Ew, my shoe!
My love for Batida de Coco ends now.
I think I'm dying.
Oh, I love that song!
If you're puking,
you should at least look good.
No joke, you guys are the most,
most, most important...
We're like "The Four Muscle-teers".
THEN
Be quiet. Someone's coming.
Shit.
Maya!
Maya's already home, as you see.
- Are you drunk?
No! It's just that Lea...
She got food poisoning from a kebab.
A second we needed to look after her.
I mean we needed a second...
- Yeah, yeah.
It really was a very, very tricky case.
It was because of the sauce.
Maya! Get over here right now!
You... you...
You're hallucinating, Mrs...
Um... You urgently need
to get that checked out.
Really. Seriously.
There'll be consequences for this.
- Doris, Everything's under contr...
NOW
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during extrusion
the melting viscosity
must be low enough
to fill every mold at a relatively low
blowing pressure of just a few bars.
Stefan?
A gummy bear for the hard work!
I hope to lift
your already high spirits a little.
If you would like to open up
to page two
you'll see this new concept could cut
47 percent off of production costs.
All right, here's your flute.
Got your dental care bonus booklet?
Passionate kiss?
Thank you.
- Enjoy!
Bye.
Why are you grinning? You got rabies?
Let's go.
First appointment is in an hour.
Ah... Damn thing.
- Buy a new one.
Yeah, tell my boss I need a raise.
Can you take the neighbor's too?
Sure.
They're gone.
Ms. Fahrenkroog, do you have a sec?
I'll just get a soda quick.
Want one?
Mm-hmm.
Sorry, I don't think I can make it,
because it's finally happening!
Can you get away tonight?
Time to celebrate.
Hey, you... Pascal!
I'm sure touring must be stressful.
Do you have helpful rituals?
Like a special face mask?
It's just crazy. You guys look
so much more delicate live.
Normally you only write the lyrics...
Your new song, "TNT,"
is about loving yourself.
... don't you think an artist
should be political nowadays?
Do you use Tinder?
- What next? Auto-Tune?
You go off like a sexy noodle onstage,
do you do that privately too?
Cool that you're in such good shape.
- So is there someone?
And, finally, if you were a superfood,
which one would you be?
We're back!
I'm in the kitchen.
- That's mine!
But I had it first!
- You're such a freak!
Pia, please!
Steffi, can you check on them?
Coming.
This decision was about competency
and keeping the company from stagnating.
You know that at a certain point
we have reached an age
at which...
Well, kids.
No, I... Maybe someday. I don't know.
You see? And even if I made
a different decision, I respect your...
That's why I'd like you to be
the first to know
that I'm giving the job
to Stefan Kieling.
Pardon? I've spent months researching
strainers and plasticizing units.
Don't be so persistent.
The company needs a young and wild,
not a woman's cautious forbearance.
Am I cautious or persistent?
Oh, keep your chin up, Ms. Fahrenkroog.
Just keep at it, support Mr. Kieling,
and in four years
when Mr. Keller retires
the other thing will be resolved
for you either way and we'll talk again.
Okay.
Listen, let's watch
the new season of Ozark.
I'll cancel your other appointments.
Okay. I'll just wrap this up quick.
Did Mr. Lsche say anything else?
- Nah.
Dude! Die, you stupid dragon!
And the ensemble?
- Maybe next year.
My mother won't let me.
I so get sick of her.
The flute is an instrument for pussies.
Pauli, who said that?
- My mother just rants too.
Pauli!
- Pia.
Pia, why would you say such a thing?
Could you put those things down.
- Aw! Chillax, Mom.
TNT blasts your order apart
TNT because it's all that works
TNT, get ready, light the fuse
Dance, dance, dance on the ruins
TNT, let's raise the roof
TNT, pain just goes poof
TNT, I throw the dogs some sticks
Boom, boom, dance on the ruins
Radio off.
Read text messages.
- Message one.
Hi, sweep cheeks. I'm so proud of you.
Sadly, tonight won't workshop. I have to
speed the evening with my family.
I miss the smalls between your legs.
We'll celibate next week.
Delete text.
- Message one.
Delete text!
- Hi, sweep cheeks. I'm so proud of you.
Mute text!
- Sadly, tonight won't...
Did you win your license in the lottery?
Put those away now.
Mom, it's Aunt Toni!
Still. Pauli, can you get Dad?
Dad!
Mm-hmm.
Toni live.
Ah, okay. Exciting. What's for dinner?
Shakutsa with vegan egg.
Hm? What are you up to, huh?
Hold on a sec. Look at her.
That's how I wanted my hair.
That's what I meant.
I'll be right back.
Can I get a selfie with you?
- Yeah, sure.
Thanks!
Hey.
- Hey.
You good?
So?
What's up?
Predrinks. They're going to Unmade Bed.
Well, then... Have fun.
No, you and I have a date to chill.
Nice job, Toni.
- Thanks, sweetie.
Matti, what'll it be? Last chance.
And, well? What'll it be?
- Toni, no.
Go on. Join Kira in Bed.
Fuck you.
Oh, man. Dad!
Mom, the sauce is
with vegan broth, right?
Mom?
- Yes, dear.
MAYA TO MUSCLE-TEERS
Ciao, bellas, if you got this video
then you are
one of The Four Muscle-teers.
And a long time ago
you swore a blood oath.
WE SWEAR TO CELEBRATE
OUR WEDDINGS TOGETHER
And I'm asking you to honor that now.
Don't hate me,
but it kicks off in two days.
What?
But, as they say, YOLO,
and you only get married once.
And there's a little surprise.
Well, yet another surprise.
And here's
the object of my desire, Ahmet.
You don't have to do anything.
Your tickets will be sent via email.
I can't wait.
And in Italy to boot!
She has to host our Christmas party
to make up for this.
It's so typical.
And the Christmas party too.
- You just said that.
I meant the Easter party.
Another new tattoo?
Yes.
On your neck! I mean, who knows
what you'll want to do later?
Now is later.
I don't expect to be told
a year beforehand,
but some people have real jobs.
It was easy for me. I just had
to put off my endless party orgy.
Why is Steffi flying from Bremen?
It's just as close.
Did you take all the green ones?
I didn't take any... Steffi?
Steffi!
Snazzy.
Come on, leave her be.
What are you up to?
Did you clear out the duty-free store?
Mom's off duty.
- Oh, jeez!
Hello.
- Hello!
What's with you?
- Airplane ear.
I'll go to the bathroom.
Don't you have any luggage?
Over there.
It shouldn't be left unattended.
Due to bombs.
- Chill. I'll be right back.
In Nuremberg a whole airport was...
Okay, I'll get it.
This is like that Rome trip.
We just need a fountain
for you to puke in.
Yeah. What's with that cap?
Well, the bomb is safe now.
Look after it well.
It was very hard to get through customs.
This lighting doesn't make you look
any younger.
Gloves?
They have to check everywhere.
Easy, Steffi.
Think of something relaxing.
Well, this is off to a good start.
So is Maya living here now?
Not that I know of.
It's probably to stick it to her mom.
She has to free herself of that.
She's a grown woman.
It's a neck cushion.
- She'll be divorced in six months.
Or have it annulled in four weeks.
Although, with a kid...
What do you mean "with a kid"?
"A little surprise"?
Sorry, the reception here is so shitty.
Real quick.
Unfortunately, I can't pick you up.
But, I have rented
a super comfy car for you.
The 250 kilometers will fly right by.
I'll send a PDF with directions.
You'll have time for a relaxed lunch.
But don't get food poisoning
from kebab sauce!
Hey, there's an airport 30 kilometers
from our destination.
I'm going to puke.
What a practical car.
A real dream.
So spacious!
Surely because she wanted to scrimp.
She always acts the hippy,
but it's basically...
Yeah, well,
I think you've made your point.
But at least a Climatronic.
Fine. I'll chill now.
Thank you.
Otherwise everything is good with you?
Things are easy on my end.
Did you see my last gig?
No.
- No, busy week with the kids.
Paul is probably going to be a musician.
Can you say that already?
- Yes.
Where?
Flute school.
Wasn't your promotion coming soon?
Yeah, it was.
I have a new car, a CLS Coup.
Your dad must be super proud.
Steffi, is Maya pregnant?
Of course. "A little surprise."
Finally one of you is joining me.
Everyone say "road trip."
Okay, #...
girlsontour.
Let's see.
You can barely see us.
- You can!
So who's that?
My manager, Matti.
Where's he from?
Hamburg.
Hey, do we have a present?
- I don't know.
Do we?
Here you go.
What fiddly work.
You hear that, Steffi?
Awesome! Like we used to, together.
No.
- Come on!
No.
- Please!
Come on!
Very stirring.
Steffi, if you hadn't stopped singing
you'd have 3,000 friends on Instagram.
Well, more like 530,000.
If you ever came to a concert...
Have you seen me give a presentation?
- That's different.
Oh yeah?
- Dumb question. Yeah.
Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
And you not knowing what I do?
- Easy, Lea.
Go on, Toni. What do I do?
- Oh, Lea!
You, too, Miss Sulky. What do I do?
Stop. This is a 30 kmh zone.
Stop!
What the... ?
Do you hear that?
It's coming from the trunk, Lea.
- It's nothing.
Are you deaf?
It's coming from the gold one.
- Yeah.
Screw it.
Should we give you a moment?
You could use some stress relief.
Okay, I could use a drink.
Okay.
We've got time.
Sure is bustling.
- Should we ask him?
Huh?
Hello there!
Aw, Steffi!
Definitely mafia!
You can't talk to them.
Hello.
I'd like to book a snack.
Well, I can treat you to a bite to eat.
Si.
- What did he say?
He's inviting us.
Great.
- Oh no.
No!
I'm not eating. I won't be poisoned.
This Ahmet...
Did you two already know him?
Nope. Out of the loop.
I was still on Ferdi.
Ferdi, he was in 2008.
That's right.
I installed an inner "Maya mute" button.
Ahmet isn't Italian, right?
He's a foreigner.
We're the foreigners here.
- That's not what I mean.
How then?
In any case, he was so touched he cried.
Yeah, like a ghost in a castle.
#Theunsexiestmanalive.
Anyone want some wine?
Gracias.
Good he didn't say
he was a brain surgeon.
Or a gynecologist.
Hey, Toni, tell him I can't go this wet
and he has to blow it dry.
I'd have frozen it like that too,
because... why always leave alone?
Look, kitty cats!
Toni, ask him if he styles pussies too.
Steffi!
- More wine?
The wine is empty.
And we have to get going.
There we go.
It's done.
Look. Pretty, right?
Stylish!
- Yeah?
BEAUTY HAIR SALON
Hello.
Hello.
Damn! It sure is beautiful here.
#Fairytalewedding, right?
Yeah.
We're a bit early, aren't we?
I'll call her. We have to change.
Okay.
After a funeral, that's macabre.
Hey, we're in front... Maya?
You guys okay?
- Here.
Where is then Maya?
Hello, Muscle-teers.
It's nice that you're here.
Don't be angry,
but the thing with the...
wedding was a little fib.
Believe me, it sucks for me the most
that I can't be here.
I don't believe! She's not here!
Just wait.
- How can someone pull shit like this?
I drive 250 kilometers in a crappy car
to the middle of nowhere!
But, as you know,
I was always the first to do everything.
We have to dance to her tune!
- Now...
I'm the first to take the final journey.
...a crazy chicken.
Oh, I don't know... Nothing!
Do you shake hands?
- What?
We're so sorry.
Our condolences.
We only just...
I would have invited you
to the proper funeral in Niendorf.
Proper funeral?
This was her wish.
We reached this comprise.
Always something extra,
you know how she is.
Was.
They told me three months ago
during a video call.
Skype.
Five months.
Thank you.
- But why?
I don't get why.
- Maybe so we didn't worry. Or...
Steffi, she's dead and said nothing.
- Can you listen for a sec?
She didn't give a damn how we felt.
- Not true! And now just shut up!
And if someone
just offers you a tissue, use it!
Properly!
Sorry, that was...
Maja said...
She doesn't want to go to Niendorf.
- Huh?
What?
Damn heat.
- You don't do that.
You wouldn't do that.
Steal a mourning mother's child.
If we just swap the ashes.
No ashes.
No!
- Man, I know how it sounds.
But Maya said she...
- I don't care.
I'm not carting around a corpse.
If you'd watched to the end...
I could still give you
five good reasons...
Here. Right there.
Hello, Muscle-teers.
It's nice that you're here.
I'll fast forward it, okay?
Don't be angry...
Now I'm the first
to take the final journey.
I'm dead.
The "little surprise" is...
well, was, pancreatic cancer.
I don't want to sit here
bawling in front of you. I, um...
I need your help.
I don't want to go back to Niendorf.
And my mother just won't accept that.
I always wanted to get away from there,
and now...
she wants to force me
to stay there for eternity.
Bodies don't even decay anymore.
Look up "soap people" and "corpses."
That's what the "practical car" is for.
Sorry, Lea.
Can you take me away from here?
Our final journey together.
Like in the past.
And I promise
I'll leave you in peace after that.
Ahmet will have your backs.
Please, please!
Take me to Gioia la Mezzo.
To the water.
It is the place that...
took my fear away from me.
Lay me out on a raft.
Put coins on my eyes.
And shove me off into the sea.
Then mix a Batida de Coco
and cherry, like back in the day.
Then shoot a burning arrow at me,
and drink to me.
And then from there
I can go anywhere I want
and go see everything.
A burning arrow? She's loopy.
This isn't Game of Thrones.
We can talk about that.
How long does it take to get to Gioia?
20 days.
- Pardon?
Hold on.
Oh, no. I had it set to walking.
18 hours, without toll roads.
The authorities let you
keep the body for up to 36 hours.
Unpleasant odors
are uncommon prior to that.
We have to do it.
You saw how despairing she was.
I don't think it'll fit.
- It'll fit.
2.1 meters. It won't fit.
How can you get a thing like this wrong?
What do we do now?
We can't leave her here.
And what do you propose?
No coffin.
What?
No coffin.
Actually, it's better.
We'll be less conspicuous.
One at the bottom,
one in the middle, one at the top.
Come on, let's do this.
- Okay.
Oh, fuck, she's totally stiff.
I've got her.
Toni.
Toni, breathe.
Put something heavy in the coffin.
Shut it so no one notices.
There's no time for this!
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ahmet says thank you.
And that we should tell him when...
CAN WE TALK ON THE PHONE?
I need a coffee.
Was that the only one?
Think she minds?
The two of us wanted
to paint crockery at Christmas.
When did you guys last see her?
About three months ago.
She had a break from a retreat.
But we just had
a quick coffee because I...
Nothing.
I saw her then too.
Me too.
She knew she was dying.
I'm sure she wanted to tell us then.
Easy, he's walking by.
Why didn't we notice?
Why didn't she say anything?
Always answering with a question.
Maybe we didn't listen.
- You can't miss that.
Are you sure?
Why of all people did she chose us
to do this?
He can't be serious.
If you want a pic, just ask.
I'll pay.
Let a working person do that.
You can vacuum the car.
That was a joke.
Sorry.
Have you tried crystal meth, Toni?
What? No.
You?
No.
What makes you ask that?
No idea, that...
was just a series of thoughts.
Do I look like a junkie to you?
- No.
But?
Well, because your famous, and...
- Yeah, we all take meth.
I just wondered
who you'd give a task like this.
Oh, yeah.
I'd have my meth friends do that.
I didn't mean that. It just made me sad.
You wouldn't call us late at night
if you had a problem.
I would.
What is it now?
Out of gas.
- We were just at the station.
Oh, really?
I was busy worrying about
the attendant finding a corpse.
Apparently I have the wrong priorities.
Gas station.
There's one seven kilometers away
in that direction.
That's 14, there and back.
Let's call a towing service.
Maya, you got the number?
Right, who's going?
- Not me.
As you wish. Then you stay with Maya.
Didn't say anything.
Crazy. People really live here.
Yeah.
What a bunch of crazy chickens.
No, I mean...
What do they do here?
There's nothing.
Nothing.
There's something. Peace.
Yeah, but always?
Unless someone hikes by
in high heels.
Got another tissue?
- No.
Go on ahead.
I said you should go on ahead.
I mean, what do they do here?
They sit on their patios
and stare at this.
#Thestaringdead.
They ponder things.
Yeah, but what do you ponder
when you experience nothing?
Would you really still call me
if something was wrong?
I probably wouldn't call anyone.
Earlier, I didn't want to...
You know, I...
I think I could live here.
Because the peace here is...
It's not fake peace, like you have
in the city when you just feel like...
you're shut out of it.
Here, you're more with yourself,
without the comparisons.
Listen.
Aw, fuck! Again. Man!
You used to be more talkative.
Oh, you had a rough night?
Mine wasn't that awesome either,
but I won't say who's to blame.
This isn't so "yin-yang, feng shui,
yoga, I embrace the world" of you.
It's more: "I'm a selfish asshole
and aprs moi le dluge."
What?
Oh, you're dead. You don't say?
What is this shit show?
Think you can get away with anything?
Do you know how this feels?
Have we walked back to 1984?
It didn't seem all that far.
Oh, I'm thirsty.
Canisters, right? Two?
Have you eaten since we landed?
Yeah.
Ready! Hey?
Let's just take the stuff then.
I thought it'd help us relax.
Oh, sunscreen.
Hi.
- Hi.
Jeez, girls.
You sure have matured.
Pardon?
Holy cow!
Oh, man, no way!
You've got a beard!
- Dennis!
A chance meeting.
- Antonio!
It's been ages.
What are you doing? Selling retro candy?
Really.
- My uncle... Whatever.
I was sick of the rock 'n' roll biz.
Here I have my peace and quiet.
No one bothers me.
- Yeah, sure.
I totally get that.
Finally time and peace to ponder things.
That's right.
- Not some fake peace like in the city.
Exactly.
And you?
Still making music?
- Sure thing! Well...
Yeah.
So we've matured, huh?
Have we gotten old?
Oh no. More like cheese.
The kind you nibble on bit by bit?
- That's right. Yeah.
Where are you going?
You could stay here a night.
I have more wine to go with cheese.
Um... It's important.
You do this, Steffi.
Then show me your castle.
Oh no!
Oh, fuck.
Hey!
- You haven't posted in a while.
Have you used up all your tissues?
What?
Because of Fan Ferret's wedding.
Oh, yeah.
Steffi's been crying the whole time.
The Business Bulldog?
- The Homemaking Whore.
Maya's her name, not Fan Ferret.
How about you?
What are you doing today?
- Chilling, I think. We'll see.
Hey, are you eating enough?
You're being a pain.
You'll be back Wednesday, right?
- Sorry, I have to go.
Bust it up tonight and say hi to Ben.
- Toni!
Oh, I can't believe it.
Steffi, come on!
He'll drive us.
We'll be faster.
No need. It's all right.
Really.
- No problem.
It'll take ages in those shoes.
Did he fuck you brainless?
- What?
Nothing.
I just said Maya's still sleeping.
Who is Maya?
Hello there! Ow!
Lobster in season again?
Comedian, huh?
Ah, there's the bride.
Snazzy car.
What the...
- What happened?
You...
- No.
Hello, Sleeping Beauty? Well?
Welcome to your final hours of freedom.
- Like I said, wasted.
Leave her.
Smells like
a Quarter Pounder-filled tour bus.
Sure smells like a party.
Brings back memories.
Yeah, it was awesome.
- Yeah, take care, madam.
Give me a call, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
Why did he kiss you?
- We know him from way back.
And now you want to kill him?
- You tried to trip him.
By the way, the party smell is Maya.
And...
she can go in the trunk.
She moved.
Top job on the research, Toni.
Okay.
Careful, careful.
We need gear. And do you have ice?
The twin screw extruder, Stefan.
No, times 3.8.
That can't be.
When you're done, send it to me,
so I can make sure nothing's missing.
What was that?
- My boss.
You said you're the boss now.
- No.
You did. You said you have a new car
and that you...
Are you feeling sick?
A little.
You've got sunstroke.
You need a break.
We have to keep going.
- Then let Steffi drive.
Well, I'm not allowed to again.
Shall I?
- No way!
That was 20 years ago!
- I don't care.
You have to forget things eventually.
- I'm fine, I can drive and I will.
Whoa! Hey.
Shit.
Do you have a death wish or something?
They don't understand you.
I hate teenagers.
You should be allowed by law
to hit cyclists with no lights.
Don't provoke their kind.
- Their kind?
Seriously!
He fell, Lea!
He's standing again. No harm.
I think I need a break after all.
All of us do.
Vacancy!
And then
she puked in her sleeve
while Skunk Anansie was playing.
But the best thing was she went
to the bathroom and ate toothpaste,
then went out and had
her first French kiss with Oliver.
True.
The old nut.
Yeah, then she took off without a word.
Really, you can't do this.
She never cared
what you can and can't do.
Did she ever wonder
how this makes us feel?
She should've asked.
We'd have said no.
- Maybe we'd have...
We'd have said no.
Yeah, we'd have said no.
I really am a little angry at her.
Are you allowed
to be angry at dead people?
I'm angry too.
She owes me 20 euros
for your birthday present.
That's about right.
- Yeah.
She really was a little...
frugal.
I think she's sitting on a cloud
all happy that the journey's for free.
Toni!
Right?
Yo.
Hey, I'll come along.
- Nope.
You can't come.
- Why not? Don't be like that.
Oh, fuck.
We can just have a nice evening.
That happens to him all the time.
I mean the pocket calls.
How about we
recreate the wedding contract pic?
Okay.
- Come on, let's go.
Fine by me.
Well?
- Like back then.
MOM, I LOVE YOU
CAN I HAVE A HAMSTER?
Toni never eats.
She feeds off cell phone radiation.
As the youngest you get the baby bed.
Think again.
- Yeah.
Finally horizontal!
- Lights out.
A little bit like on our ski trip.
Almost, yeah.
Hey, Toni,
what's the deal with your manager?
He's a good buddy.
But are you in love?
Love falls apart, friends stay.
I'd rather stay.
And him?
And if so?
Not everything that stinks is gold.
Can we change topics?
And Karl?
Karl is Karl,
a real stud, like he's always been.
For example, I recently asked him
if I should read to him
instead of watching TV.
And he says, "Yes, something
from the car club magazine."
That pretty much sums it up.
But do you still love him?
Lea?
Yeah?
Don't use the vibrator tonight, okay?
I'd be so nice if Maya was here too.
Maybe she is.
Omitting the additives not only skews
the result, it's just wrong, Stefan.
No, per email
or we won't have anything concrete.
And look for the extrusion,
I'm not writing it again.
Are you awake?
Yeah.
Everything okay?
So what exactly do you do?
I optimize finances
in various sectors of industry.
That means I support
management at companies
in meeting their targets
and plan and supervise projects.
But you won't remember that anyway.
And is it all worthwhile?
Don't you think it's time to think about
having a family before it's too late?
Don't you think it's time to think
about working? If it's not too late.
Morning.
And you're going to walk the streets?
What's going on now?
I had this for the wedding.
Does it look like shit?
Yep.
Fuck!
Right, let's change it.
- Change it?
Yeah.
Little jerkoffs!
I should've really run them over.
I said don't provoke their kind.
Enough, Mrs. Le Pen.
Toni, go.
- What?
Distract them.
- No.
I'm not right-wing.
- Don't talk that way.
How?
- Go!
They're teens. They'll say nasty stuff.
Someone with 530,000 fans can wrap
some boys around her finger.
Or should we drop the whole thing?
Get going!
Lug wrench.
Here. I'm not right-wing!
- Yeah.
About 20 seconds. It's exciting.
Toni!
I hate teenagers.
A wall. Drive forward a bit.
It's fine.
It won't close.
- Are you nuts?
It was a spider. It was a reflex!
- Screw off!
Tour's over, I'd say.
No!
- Lea!
But...
- No! How do you say "apologies"?
Scusa.
What the hell?
They all came in a bus.
Suitcases!
And now Maya.
Get in.
Did you rent this?
Where's this car from?
- Lea?
Did you rent it?
- Lea?
Maya wants to go to Gioia!
Maya wants to go to Gioia!
Maya wants to go to Gioia!
Okay.
I bailed on our last meeting
because of the stupid cost calculation.
Maya wants to go to Gioia.
Okay, that's enough.
We'll get new ice and take a break.
You need some fresh air.
30 minutes won't sunder the parsnips.
That's right.
- Here.
A gas station, then a lake. Go there.
Steffi!
You coming in?
Come on!
Toni?
No. I'll keep an eye on the car.
If I were in such good shape as you
I'd always be naked.
Oh, who's coming?
Hey...
can we still call ourselves
Muscle-teers?
What's that?
- C-section scar.
You had a C-section?
You never said that.
I did.
Does it sometimes seem to you
like we're still 16?
Just with more wrinkles
and more serious problems.
What problems?
Nothing specific.
Sometimes I think
it'd have been better
if you'd stayed at After Hour longer
and gotten together with Karl.
That was 17 years ago.
Exactly.
I'm cold. Want to swim back?
I think I'll stay here a bit longer.
Need help?
I've got it.
Can you take a picture of me?
From the side, otherwise I look wrinkly.
Wrinkly?
You of all people.
It'd be good if it looks topless.
- Take off the T-shirt.
No.
Just take it.
Okay, a bit...
I think the last one was good.
- Yeah?
Show me.
Yeah. I have the same question.
Man, sorry. I'll delete it.
Can I have my phone back now.
No need. I've already shared it for you.
"Thefuckinglife", "pitfalls".
Are those good hashtags?
Not funny.
And the one yesterday on the deck:
"oldiesbutgoldies".
Wow!
You really do have a lot of friends.
512 views already.
Man! Give me my phone back!
Give it here!
Oh, man!
Stop it!
- No!
Give it...
I didn't mean to startle you.
You're German. I'm Sister Farret.
Yes.
There's some commotion on the shore.
Dude, I'm a public figure!
That's all that interests you now.
It's sick!
Of course I'm interested in other stuff.
Look what I googled today.
That can ruin my image!
Flo picking you up in a Corsa with
a sport steering wheel was an image!
Luckily not everyone marries
their first fuck!
Dear friends,
God has sent you someone to mediate.
And how long does a mission year last?
One year.
- Ah. That long.
Isn't that too exhausting?
For us, community is
the number one priority.
Not ego.
- I see.
No she doesn't.
The community was always in her way.
Ego is top priority.
- Enough.
Easy, Toni.
Don't get worked up.
Why? Do you have a monopoly on that?
Why do you need a damn God?
Are you happy with yourself?
Search me.
If you haven't found your key to life,
how do you know mine's wrong?
That's right.
How do you know mine's wrong?
Why does Maya have to be dead?
Your God, eh?
Farewell.
Who did she mean, you or me?
Or herself?
Have you spoken to her recently?
No.
Via WhatsApp, but...
she sends these long voice messages.
And why is she suddenly so aggressive?
Because she blames me for her misery.
Should I have told Universal no
because she was pregnant?
I'm sick of people
always making me feel guilty.
Every man's the martyr
of their own fortune.
Karl has called Steffi nine times.
I mistakenly went into your bag.
Not now, okay?
Okay. When?
We have to finish this bullshit first.
What the hell Maya was thinking?
Naked nun at some lake. What next?
Why did you leave me alone with them?
Just lying around dead. Really!
Like when I wanted to go to Bali.
It would've worked with Pia.
There's not as many dengue mosquitos
as you said there.
Shitty, that was.
Why don't any of you have kids, huh?
Aha!
Cheers!
Just so I have a complete picture.
You stole the car, right?
Just half.
We'll have to stay away from main roads
in case they look for the other half.
No. You know what?
Screw them.
Yeah, go on.
- Finally! I've tried 100 times.
You don't say.
- Where's Pia's hat?
It's not a hat!
It's Kylie's middle finger hat!
Man!
- Thanks, honey. Everything's fine.
So where is it?
- I'm at the lake. Thanks for asking.
You've been drinking?
- Notice anything?
Steffi, did you drive again?
- No.
But even so, when someone dies
I'm sure you can drive.
What?
I knew he wouldn't notice the hair.
- Who's dying?
No one.
Dead already.
Now we're off to have a ceremony.
Steffi, who is dead?
- Steffi, what are you doing?
Who's dead?
Can you answer? Why did you say that?
- "Why did you say that?"
You can't say that and then...
I didn't say Maya is dead,
I said Maya is dead.
It's a matter of intonation.
No, you didn't.
- Too bad.
With you two it's like a...
like when you're given a filthy glass.
If you don't drink carefully,
you might swallow something nasty.
What?
- Or like the guys from The Muppet Show.
The two old guys.
Toni,
what would've been worse:
video, armpit hair
or the photo of us last night?
My boss.
- Some boss.
Can't he do anything alone?
- Please.
No. That's not me.
No, number four.
I've got to go, okay?
Steffi, how about you sleep?
You can sleep.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Huh, Maya?
You have reached your destination.
We did it.
She could've said we needed
mountain infantry training beforehand.
I'm sorry.
I mean, you can get down there.
But if you want to survive it,
not at night.
All right.
Anyone got a card game on them?
I can't sit here and wait.
How about we go for a walk,
buy new ice?
Gioia has to be around here somewhere.
Monsieur.
Nice...
in other circumstances.
It's like Maya arranged this.
No, we're not going to do that.
- Lea's right.
We have to get the ice and get back.
You guys have dictated everything.
Now I decide.
I see dead people.
Hold on, I have a message from Sam.
Hey.
...village?
Why this silly ritual?
I think I'll give her something
to end this crap...
Stirring last words.
Shit, she stole everything!
Car keys, phones, everything!
Sorry.
Are you okay, Toni?
Here.
- Great.
Toni, is this meth?
- No.
And now?
Maybe Maya wanted us to spend time
with each other again, like we used to.
Yeah, it's definitely
like her next to last wish.
You can keep your ugly bag.
Muscle-teers!
You're nothing, nothing!
We have to play "Never have I ever."
Steffi!
I've never invented something rad.
- Awesome!
What?
- So veggies never mold in the fridge.
Oh! I've got one!
I've never had Botox.
- Oh! I knew it!
A lot?
- A lot.
It's good! It's so good we're talking.
It's what Maya wanted.
- It is!
Yes!
- Toni, your nose.
I've never made it hard on women
because they were younger.
That sort is so shitty.
- They are.
Vicious circle!
I've got a good one.
What?
- I've never made out with Maya.
When?
Your 18th birthday. She could kiss!
Down below didn't interest us.
Hey, Mr., can I have a pretzel stick?
I don't get
how you wrap them around your nose.
Is it your perfume?
- Straight-shooting. Men like that.
I haven't had sex in 15 months.
Huh?
- Well, Karl...
Okay. I'm sleeping with a married man.
Come on!
The veggie mold thing is
a million-dollar idea.
It's like on Shark Tank.
Tinder today! Here.
Press here.
- Oh! Manager Matti.
Yeah, that was "the" match.
Steffi, you need an app for your idea.
Where do these go?
- "Manager."
You meet anyway.
- That's the joke. We just pretend.
You pretend to flirt on a flirt app,
but don't?
Exactly.
- Why?
Because!
Show me.
Okay.
- What's this?
For GIFs.
Hey! Fuck.
That's no big deal.
- What'll he think?
You have to make
that idea happen immediately!
How much will it cost?
- Seven or nine thousand euros.
A panda.
- Oh, there's a table.
Out of the way.
Do you have an eating disorder?
No.
More like a cocktail disorder.
Go on.
- Okay.
In a sec.
YOU SENT STEFANIE WITTIG ?7,000
Manager Matti.
Calling because of a panda.
What would Toni say?
As plain as the face on your nose.
They're in love.
Let's take care of this.
Hi.
- Ah, hey.
Is Toni there?
- No. Why?
Yeah, she's got a...
- Think about it!
Go back to the cruise ship
you came from!
If you want a picture...
Man!
Come on, Toni.
- I didn't say cocksucker but cockfucker!
There's a difference.
Shit. Damn private paparazzi.
What do I do about the Panda now?
I'll just say that we...
Toni,
what's up with your stomach?
Toni?
We just wanted
to help get the ball rolling.
Why do you have that?
Is it a sh... bag for feces?
Don't you like it?
There's another ball
that's been stuck for far too long.
I'll help.
Lea's banging a married man,
and since his wife cheats on him often
she thought it was fine.
But the best thing is
his wife has known the whole time.
Right.
And now you.
You knew?
Yep.
I've been the idiot the whole time.
Why didn't you say anything?
I thought it...
worked pretty well for all of us.
Worked? I mean, are you sick?
I leave you Karl...
You leave me Karl?
Are you bonkers?
Do you think I don't know
all your crappy texts?
The one I liked best
was the tender poetry
"I miss you, you miss me,
there's somewhere we both should be."
"If you never chose me, you'll ruin me"
was a bit too demanding, I thought.
But maybe I just needed a rhyme.
That's brilliant, Steffi.
You really belong on stage.
Oops.
You're stomach bag
suits you magnificently.
Finally showing
how crappy you are on the inside.
You're into brownshirt shit,
so not surprising you like it.
I'm not racist.
I vote for the Animal Welfare Party!
Take another drink, Steffi,
to keep your drunk on.
Ever wondered why I drink?
Your screwed-up life is your own fault,
you lazy bastard.
Yes, my dear.
Toni's proof you can make it to the top
with a lack of talent.
That's right, Lea. Some people
get to the top with no talent.
Going through the roof is the most
some people achieve professionally.
And they turn into nasty old women
who should have decided earlier
whether they wanted
a career or to play family.
I don't want to decide, I want both!
And you don't get that
because you're dumb.
Where have your decisions gotten you?
Filtered to death.
Fucked to death.
Now I know why Maya didn't say anything.
I always get an uneasy feeling
when I'm going to spend time with you.
And I'm not dying.
Yeah.
Everything is jumbled in my head.
I love you, man. Yeah.
And if you still want
to binge-watch Ozark...
but I've got this thing here, and...
and you are...
I understand if you...
I'm sorry.
Really.
Good morning, Ms. Matusek.
I've decided you get to take care of
our young whirlwind alone as of now,
with a woman's cautious leniency.
Hey, guys.
Before you find out from some asshole,
this...
is me too.
#autoimmunedisease.
You can google it.
On that note...
I quit.
Over and out.
YOU'VE RECEIVED ?7,000
FROM LEA FAHRENKROOG
I tried.
Let's finish this.
Turn her around.
- Why?
To shift the weight.
Careful.
How will this help?
- Down there.
It's too steep.
- Nonsense.
Down here.
Watch where you're going!
- You watch it!
There's no point doing it like this.
I agree with that.
And now we just leave her here?
Or do we throw her down?
Take her to Germany? What?
Toni, are you dying too?
No.
Steffi, I apologize.
But I...
You love him.
He loves you too, I think.
You don't have to buy his freedom,
we're already...
He's just a good dad
and is riding it out
until Paul is old enough.
And I'm a coward.
And I also wanted...
you not to get something for once.
Why did we even keep meeting up
these last few years?
Maybe out of habit.
What happened to us?
What happens happened.
At first you look for
the things that bind you,
and in the end
you only see the differences.
You know when I...
when I take Paul to flute practice
afterwards I always walk down
my screw memory lane.
I walk past places where I once...
just so that I can feel
that I'm still here
and am more than this...
nothing I am now.
You're not nothing.
You're a mother and...
Yeah.
And I'm glad to be.
At least most of time.
But what'll I do soon,
when they both move out and Karl's gone?
You could transfer me 70,000,
it wouldn't do me any good.
Because I have no clue at all
what I want or where I want to go.
I put all my energy into the kids and...
never took the time to find that out.
And now I just plod along
and envy your strength.
Strength?
I wanted to prove everyone who said
I wouldn't make it wrong.
I just didn't realize
I'd always be on display.
And it's very rarely about the music.
It's really fucking exhausting.
It makes me so furious.
You're furious?
Yes, very much so.
But more with myself
because I put up with it.
That might be
why my body is attacking itself.
I didn't want to buy his freedom.
I just wanted
to do something nice for once.
I don't know what to do
with my damn money anyway.
Who am I supposed to spend it on?
It's the zonk
behind the curtain I chose.
I really imagined it differently.
I hate loving him.
I guess the good thing is...
we're all screwed.
Yet company loves misery.
That used to give us so much strength.
Back then we weren't afraid
to show our weaknesses.
It was a bit like...
a reverse vicious circle.
It was a "virtuous" circle.
I'd like to be ten again.
Oh, yeah. Start all over again.
Maybe Maya's plan wasn't for us
to get coked out of our minds, but to...
...drive us to the point that
we jump off this cliff and join her?
No, but...
the poor man's oracle said, "38 is 38,
get over it and lose some weight."
Emotional baggage, maybe?
She stole from us.
- And called us Muscle-teers.
You heard her.
And 38 isn't all that old
from the standpoint...
...of a dead person.
And what if we have another 38 years?
We can do something with that time.
And the advantage we have
is that now we know what we don't want.
I'll say.
- Exactly.
And I don't want Maya to be left here
or thrown off the cliff.
Do we want to give it another try?
Shall we?
You're driving.
Hey, did you make it home all right?
Right, well...
I'm at my parents for a few days,
and then, Toni, I'd love to accept
the offer you made with the apartment.
Sure thing! I won't be home much
in the near future anyway.
Steffi:
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT RIGHT!
Toni:
WHEN DO YOU HEAD OUT TOMORROW?
Lea:
TAXI'S BOOKED FOR 6:30
Steffi: GOT EVERYTHING?
BRUSH, BIKINI, SNACKS, VIBRATOR...
Toni:
#WOW. YOU BETTER COME BACK!
Steffi: HAS MAYA FLOATED BY?
PS: SAY HI TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER.
I've got it back! So you two can get
kebab sauce poisoning and I'll drive...
Fuck, police. Bye!
Make sure you don't lose it again!
See you! It's gate seven.
Toni: WE'VE LANDED.
SEE YOU IN HALF AN HOUR!
Lea:
WHOO-HOO, GREAToni:
ONCE MORE JUST FOR COMPARISON...
I'm sticking to my opinion:
almost identical.
I see it the same. I think
you need new glasses, old lady.
Toni:
WANT VIP TICKETS TO MY CONCERT?
Lea: YOU COMING TO MY CONFERENCE?
JOKING. LOVE TO!
Oh my God!
Toni, that's Pia's answer in C major.
Really? Oh my God!
- I think we're coming.
Mom, you're the best.
Steffi, your vegetable mold thing came.
I can't wait!
How do you install it?
You have to check what system
you have. Soft close is standard now...
You can pull off the nipple
behind the fridge...
...and then take the cable...
Should I just come and do it for you?
Lea:
YES, PLEASE. 6:00 P.M.?
Steffi:
JUST FOUND THIS...
Toni: THE LAST TIME WE ALL MET.
Lea: CAN YOU SEND THAT IN HIGH RES?
Steffi:
I'LL SEND IT VIA EMAIL.
Toni: THIS WAS TAKEN EXACTLY
A YEAR AGO TODAY!
Steffi: CRAZY...
Toni: WE HAVEN'T HAD SUSHI IN AGES...
SATURDAY BEFORE THE MOVIE?
Lea: EHEM... HARRUMPH...
Steffi: TONI MEANT FRIED SUSHI.
Toni: EXACTLY.
Crazy, but kind of beautiful.
Def, but we've got time till then,
so let's seize it.
When are we meeting again?
OVER & OUT (2022)
My love for Batida de Coco ends now.
I think I'm dying.
Oh, I love that song!
If you're puking,
you should at least look good.
No joke, you guys are the most,
most, most important...
We're like "The Four Muscle-teers".
THEN
Be quiet. Someone's coming.
Shit.
Maya!
Maya's already home, as you see.
- Are you drunk?
No! It's just that Lea...
She got food poisoning from a kebab.
A second we needed to look after her.
I mean we needed a second...
- Yeah, yeah.
It really was a very, very tricky case.
It was because of the sauce.
Maya! Get over here right now!
You... you...
You're hallucinating, Mrs...
Um... You urgently need
to get that checked out.
Really. Seriously.
There'll be consequences for this.
- Doris, Everything's under contr...
NOW
As the preform is briefly suspended
during extrusion
the melting viscosity
must be low enough
to fill every mold at a relatively low
blowing pressure of just a few bars.
Stefan?
A gummy bear for the hard work!
I hope to lift
your already high spirits a little.
If you would like to open up
to page two
you'll see this new concept could cut
47 percent off of production costs.
All right, here's your flute.
Got your dental care bonus booklet?
Passionate kiss?
Thank you.
- Enjoy!
Bye.
Why are you grinning? You got rabies?
Let's go.
First appointment is in an hour.
Ah... Damn thing.
- Buy a new one.
Yeah, tell my boss I need a raise.
Can you take the neighbor's too?
Sure.
They're gone.
Ms. Fahrenkroog, do you have a sec?
I'll just get a soda quick.
Want one?
Mm-hmm.
Sorry, I don't think I can make it,
because it's finally happening!
Can you get away tonight?
Time to celebrate.
Hey, you... Pascal!
I'm sure touring must be stressful.
Do you have helpful rituals?
Like a special face mask?
It's just crazy. You guys look
so much more delicate live.
Normally you only write the lyrics...
Your new song, "TNT,"
is about loving yourself.
... don't you think an artist
should be political nowadays?
Do you use Tinder?
- What next? Auto-Tune?
You go off like a sexy noodle onstage,
do you do that privately too?
Cool that you're in such good shape.
- So is there someone?
And, finally, if you were a superfood,
which one would you be?
We're back!
I'm in the kitchen.
- That's mine!
But I had it first!
- You're such a freak!
Pia, please!
Steffi, can you check on them?
Coming.
This decision was about competency
and keeping the company from stagnating.
You know that at a certain point
we have reached an age
at which...
Well, kids.
No, I... Maybe someday. I don't know.
You see? And even if I made
a different decision, I respect your...
That's why I'd like you to be
the first to know
that I'm giving the job
to Stefan Kieling.
Pardon? I've spent months researching
strainers and plasticizing units.
Don't be so persistent.
The company needs a young and wild,
not a woman's cautious forbearance.
Am I cautious or persistent?
Oh, keep your chin up, Ms. Fahrenkroog.
Just keep at it, support Mr. Kieling,
and in four years
when Mr. Keller retires
the other thing will be resolved
for you either way and we'll talk again.
Okay.
Listen, let's watch
the new season of Ozark.
I'll cancel your other appointments.
Okay. I'll just wrap this up quick.
Did Mr. Lsche say anything else?
- Nah.
Dude! Die, you stupid dragon!
And the ensemble?
- Maybe next year.
My mother won't let me.
I so get sick of her.
The flute is an instrument for pussies.
Pauli, who said that?
- My mother just rants too.
Pauli!
- Pia.
Pia, why would you say such a thing?
Could you put those things down.
- Aw! Chillax, Mom.
TNT blasts your order apart
TNT because it's all that works
TNT, get ready, light the fuse
Dance, dance, dance on the ruins
TNT, let's raise the roof
TNT, pain just goes poof
TNT, I throw the dogs some sticks
Boom, boom, dance on the ruins
Radio off.
Read text messages.
- Message one.
Hi, sweep cheeks. I'm so proud of you.
Sadly, tonight won't workshop. I have to
speed the evening with my family.
I miss the smalls between your legs.
We'll celibate next week.
Delete text.
- Message one.
Delete text!
- Hi, sweep cheeks. I'm so proud of you.
Mute text!
- Sadly, tonight won't...
Did you win your license in the lottery?
Put those away now.
Mom, it's Aunt Toni!
Still. Pauli, can you get Dad?
Dad!
Mm-hmm.
Toni live.
Ah, okay. Exciting. What's for dinner?
Shakutsa with vegan egg.
Hm? What are you up to, huh?
Hold on a sec. Look at her.
That's how I wanted my hair.
That's what I meant.
I'll be right back.
Can I get a selfie with you?
- Yeah, sure.
Thanks!
Hey.
- Hey.
You good?
So?
What's up?
Predrinks. They're going to Unmade Bed.
Well, then... Have fun.
No, you and I have a date to chill.
Nice job, Toni.
- Thanks, sweetie.
Matti, what'll it be? Last chance.
And, well? What'll it be?
- Toni, no.
Go on. Join Kira in Bed.
Fuck you.
Oh, man. Dad!
Mom, the sauce is
with vegan broth, right?
Mom?
- Yes, dear.
MAYA TO MUSCLE-TEERS
Ciao, bellas, if you got this video
then you are
one of The Four Muscle-teers.
And a long time ago
you swore a blood oath.
WE SWEAR TO CELEBRATE
OUR WEDDINGS TOGETHER
And I'm asking you to honor that now.
Don't hate me,
but it kicks off in two days.
What?
But, as they say, YOLO,
and you only get married once.
And there's a little surprise.
Well, yet another surprise.
And here's
the object of my desire, Ahmet.
You don't have to do anything.
Your tickets will be sent via email.
I can't wait.
And in Italy to boot!
She has to host our Christmas party
to make up for this.
It's so typical.
And the Christmas party too.
- You just said that.
I meant the Easter party.
Another new tattoo?
Yes.
On your neck! I mean, who knows
what you'll want to do later?
Now is later.
I don't expect to be told
a year beforehand,
but some people have real jobs.
It was easy for me. I just had
to put off my endless party orgy.
Why is Steffi flying from Bremen?
It's just as close.
Did you take all the green ones?
I didn't take any... Steffi?
Steffi!
Snazzy.
Come on, leave her be.
What are you up to?
Did you clear out the duty-free store?
Mom's off duty.
- Oh, jeez!
Hello.
- Hello!
What's with you?
- Airplane ear.
I'll go to the bathroom.
Don't you have any luggage?
Over there.
It shouldn't be left unattended.
Due to bombs.
- Chill. I'll be right back.
In Nuremberg a whole airport was...
Okay, I'll get it.
This is like that Rome trip.
We just need a fountain
for you to puke in.
Yeah. What's with that cap?
Well, the bomb is safe now.
Look after it well.
It was very hard to get through customs.
This lighting doesn't make you look
any younger.
Gloves?
They have to check everywhere.
Easy, Steffi.
Think of something relaxing.
Well, this is off to a good start.
So is Maya living here now?
Not that I know of.
It's probably to stick it to her mom.
She has to free herself of that.
She's a grown woman.
It's a neck cushion.
- She'll be divorced in six months.
Or have it annulled in four weeks.
Although, with a kid...
What do you mean "with a kid"?
"A little surprise"?
Sorry, the reception here is so shitty.
Real quick.
Unfortunately, I can't pick you up.
But, I have rented
a super comfy car for you.
The 250 kilometers will fly right by.
I'll send a PDF with directions.
You'll have time for a relaxed lunch.
But don't get food poisoning
from kebab sauce!
Hey, there's an airport 30 kilometers
from our destination.
I'm going to puke.
What a practical car.
A real dream.
So spacious!
Surely because she wanted to scrimp.
She always acts the hippy,
but it's basically...
Yeah, well,
I think you've made your point.
But at least a Climatronic.
Fine. I'll chill now.
Thank you.
Otherwise everything is good with you?
Things are easy on my end.
Did you see my last gig?
No.
- No, busy week with the kids.
Paul is probably going to be a musician.
Can you say that already?
- Yes.
Where?
Flute school.
Wasn't your promotion coming soon?
Yeah, it was.
I have a new car, a CLS Coup.
Your dad must be super proud.
Steffi, is Maya pregnant?
Of course. "A little surprise."
Finally one of you is joining me.
Everyone say "road trip."
Okay, #...
girlsontour.
Let's see.
You can barely see us.
- You can!
So who's that?
My manager, Matti.
Where's he from?
Hamburg.
Hey, do we have a present?
- I don't know.
Do we?
Here you go.
What fiddly work.
You hear that, Steffi?
Awesome! Like we used to, together.
No.
- Come on!
No.
- Please!
Come on!
Very stirring.
Steffi, if you hadn't stopped singing
you'd have 3,000 friends on Instagram.
Well, more like 530,000.
If you ever came to a concert...
Have you seen me give a presentation?
- That's different.
Oh yeah?
- Dumb question. Yeah.
Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
And you not knowing what I do?
- Easy, Lea.
Go on, Toni. What do I do?
- Oh, Lea!
You, too, Miss Sulky. What do I do?
Stop. This is a 30 kmh zone.
Stop!
What the... ?
Do you hear that?
It's coming from the trunk, Lea.
- It's nothing.
Are you deaf?
It's coming from the gold one.
- Yeah.
Screw it.
Should we give you a moment?
You could use some stress relief.
Okay, I could use a drink.
Okay.
We've got time.
Sure is bustling.
- Should we ask him?
Huh?
Hello there!
Aw, Steffi!
Definitely mafia!
You can't talk to them.
Hello.
I'd like to book a snack.
Well, I can treat you to a bite to eat.
Si.
- What did he say?
He's inviting us.
Great.
- Oh no.
No!
I'm not eating. I won't be poisoned.
This Ahmet...
Did you two already know him?
Nope. Out of the loop.
I was still on Ferdi.
Ferdi, he was in 2008.
That's right.
I installed an inner "Maya mute" button.
Ahmet isn't Italian, right?
He's a foreigner.
We're the foreigners here.
- That's not what I mean.
How then?
In any case, he was so touched he cried.
Yeah, like a ghost in a castle.
#Theunsexiestmanalive.
Anyone want some wine?
Gracias.
Good he didn't say
he was a brain surgeon.
Or a gynecologist.
Hey, Toni, tell him I can't go this wet
and he has to blow it dry.
I'd have frozen it like that too,
because... why always leave alone?
Look, kitty cats!
Toni, ask him if he styles pussies too.
Steffi!
- More wine?
The wine is empty.
And we have to get going.
There we go.
It's done.
Look. Pretty, right?
Stylish!
- Yeah?
BEAUTY HAIR SALON
Hello.
Hello.
Damn! It sure is beautiful here.
#Fairytalewedding, right?
Yeah.
We're a bit early, aren't we?
I'll call her. We have to change.
Okay.
After a funeral, that's macabre.
Hey, we're in front... Maya?
You guys okay?
- Here.
Where is then Maya?
Hello, Muscle-teers.
It's nice that you're here.
Don't be angry,
but the thing with the...
wedding was a little fib.
Believe me, it sucks for me the most
that I can't be here.
I don't believe! She's not here!
Just wait.
- How can someone pull shit like this?
I drive 250 kilometers in a crappy car
to the middle of nowhere!
But, as you know,
I was always the first to do everything.
We have to dance to her tune!
- Now...
I'm the first to take the final journey.
...a crazy chicken.
Oh, I don't know... Nothing!
Do you shake hands?
- What?
We're so sorry.
Our condolences.
We only just...
I would have invited you
to the proper funeral in Niendorf.
Proper funeral?
This was her wish.
We reached this comprise.
Always something extra,
you know how she is.
Was.
They told me three months ago
during a video call.
Skype.
Five months.
Thank you.
- But why?
I don't get why.
- Maybe so we didn't worry. Or...
Steffi, she's dead and said nothing.
- Can you listen for a sec?
She didn't give a damn how we felt.
- Not true! And now just shut up!
And if someone
just offers you a tissue, use it!
Properly!
Sorry, that was...
Maja said...
She doesn't want to go to Niendorf.
- Huh?
What?
Damn heat.
- You don't do that.
You wouldn't do that.
Steal a mourning mother's child.
If we just swap the ashes.
No ashes.
No!
- Man, I know how it sounds.
But Maya said she...
- I don't care.
I'm not carting around a corpse.
If you'd watched to the end...
I could still give you
five good reasons...
Here. Right there.
Hello, Muscle-teers.
It's nice that you're here.
I'll fast forward it, okay?
Don't be angry...
Now I'm the first
to take the final journey.
I'm dead.
The "little surprise" is...
well, was, pancreatic cancer.
I don't want to sit here
bawling in front of you. I, um...
I need your help.
I don't want to go back to Niendorf.
And my mother just won't accept that.
I always wanted to get away from there,
and now...
she wants to force me
to stay there for eternity.
Bodies don't even decay anymore.
Look up "soap people" and "corpses."
That's what the "practical car" is for.
Sorry, Lea.
Can you take me away from here?
Our final journey together.
Like in the past.
And I promise
I'll leave you in peace after that.
Ahmet will have your backs.
Please, please!
Take me to Gioia la Mezzo.
To the water.
It is the place that...
took my fear away from me.
Lay me out on a raft.
Put coins on my eyes.
And shove me off into the sea.
Then mix a Batida de Coco
and cherry, like back in the day.
Then shoot a burning arrow at me,
and drink to me.
And then from there
I can go anywhere I want
and go see everything.
A burning arrow? She's loopy.
This isn't Game of Thrones.
We can talk about that.
How long does it take to get to Gioia?
20 days.
- Pardon?
Hold on.
Oh, no. I had it set to walking.
18 hours, without toll roads.
The authorities let you
keep the body for up to 36 hours.
Unpleasant odors
are uncommon prior to that.
We have to do it.
You saw how despairing she was.
I don't think it'll fit.
- It'll fit.
2.1 meters. It won't fit.
How can you get a thing like this wrong?
What do we do now?
We can't leave her here.
And what do you propose?
No coffin.
What?
No coffin.
Actually, it's better.
We'll be less conspicuous.
One at the bottom,
one in the middle, one at the top.
Come on, let's do this.
- Okay.
Oh, fuck, she's totally stiff.
I've got her.
Toni.
Toni, breathe.
Put something heavy in the coffin.
Shut it so no one notices.
There's no time for this!
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ahmet says thank you.
And that we should tell him when...
CAN WE TALK ON THE PHONE?
I need a coffee.
Was that the only one?
Think she minds?
The two of us wanted
to paint crockery at Christmas.
When did you guys last see her?
About three months ago.
She had a break from a retreat.
But we just had
a quick coffee because I...
Nothing.
I saw her then too.
Me too.
She knew she was dying.
I'm sure she wanted to tell us then.
Easy, he's walking by.
Why didn't we notice?
Why didn't she say anything?
Always answering with a question.
Maybe we didn't listen.
- You can't miss that.
Are you sure?
Why of all people did she chose us
to do this?
He can't be serious.
If you want a pic, just ask.
I'll pay.
Let a working person do that.
You can vacuum the car.
That was a joke.
Sorry.
Have you tried crystal meth, Toni?
What? No.
You?
No.
What makes you ask that?
No idea, that...
was just a series of thoughts.
Do I look like a junkie to you?
- No.
But?
Well, because your famous, and...
- Yeah, we all take meth.
I just wondered
who you'd give a task like this.
Oh, yeah.
I'd have my meth friends do that.
I didn't mean that. It just made me sad.
You wouldn't call us late at night
if you had a problem.
I would.
What is it now?
Out of gas.
- We were just at the station.
Oh, really?
I was busy worrying about
the attendant finding a corpse.
Apparently I have the wrong priorities.
Gas station.
There's one seven kilometers away
in that direction.
That's 14, there and back.
Let's call a towing service.
Maya, you got the number?
Right, who's going?
- Not me.
As you wish. Then you stay with Maya.
Didn't say anything.
Crazy. People really live here.
Yeah.
What a bunch of crazy chickens.
No, I mean...
What do they do here?
There's nothing.
Nothing.
There's something. Peace.
Yeah, but always?
Unless someone hikes by
in high heels.
Got another tissue?
- No.
Go on ahead.
I said you should go on ahead.
I mean, what do they do here?
They sit on their patios
and stare at this.
#Thestaringdead.
They ponder things.
Yeah, but what do you ponder
when you experience nothing?
Would you really still call me
if something was wrong?
I probably wouldn't call anyone.
Earlier, I didn't want to...
You know, I...
I think I could live here.
Because the peace here is...
It's not fake peace, like you have
in the city when you just feel like...
you're shut out of it.
Here, you're more with yourself,
without the comparisons.
Listen.
Aw, fuck! Again. Man!
You used to be more talkative.
Oh, you had a rough night?
Mine wasn't that awesome either,
but I won't say who's to blame.
This isn't so "yin-yang, feng shui,
yoga, I embrace the world" of you.
It's more: "I'm a selfish asshole
and aprs moi le dluge."
What?
Oh, you're dead. You don't say?
What is this shit show?
Think you can get away with anything?
Do you know how this feels?
Have we walked back to 1984?
It didn't seem all that far.
Oh, I'm thirsty.
Canisters, right? Two?
Have you eaten since we landed?
Yeah.
Ready! Hey?
Let's just take the stuff then.
I thought it'd help us relax.
Oh, sunscreen.
Hi.
- Hi.
Jeez, girls.
You sure have matured.
Pardon?
Holy cow!
Oh, man, no way!
You've got a beard!
- Dennis!
A chance meeting.
- Antonio!
It's been ages.
What are you doing? Selling retro candy?
Really.
- My uncle... Whatever.
I was sick of the rock 'n' roll biz.
Here I have my peace and quiet.
No one bothers me.
- Yeah, sure.
I totally get that.
Finally time and peace to ponder things.
That's right.
- Not some fake peace like in the city.
Exactly.
And you?
Still making music?
- Sure thing! Well...
Yeah.
So we've matured, huh?
Have we gotten old?
Oh no. More like cheese.
The kind you nibble on bit by bit?
- That's right. Yeah.
Where are you going?
You could stay here a night.
I have more wine to go with cheese.
Um... It's important.
You do this, Steffi.
Then show me your castle.
Oh no!
Oh, fuck.
Hey!
- You haven't posted in a while.
Have you used up all your tissues?
What?
Because of Fan Ferret's wedding.
Oh, yeah.
Steffi's been crying the whole time.
The Business Bulldog?
- The Homemaking Whore.
Maya's her name, not Fan Ferret.
How about you?
What are you doing today?
- Chilling, I think. We'll see.
Hey, are you eating enough?
You're being a pain.
You'll be back Wednesday, right?
- Sorry, I have to go.
Bust it up tonight and say hi to Ben.
- Toni!
Oh, I can't believe it.
Steffi, come on!
He'll drive us.
We'll be faster.
No need. It's all right.
Really.
- No problem.
It'll take ages in those shoes.
Did he fuck you brainless?
- What?
Nothing.
I just said Maya's still sleeping.
Who is Maya?
Hello there! Ow!
Lobster in season again?
Comedian, huh?
Ah, there's the bride.
Snazzy car.
What the...
- What happened?
You...
- No.
Hello, Sleeping Beauty? Well?
Welcome to your final hours of freedom.
- Like I said, wasted.
Leave her.
Smells like
a Quarter Pounder-filled tour bus.
Sure smells like a party.
Brings back memories.
Yeah, it was awesome.
- Yeah, take care, madam.
Give me a call, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
Why did he kiss you?
- We know him from way back.
And now you want to kill him?
- You tried to trip him.
By the way, the party smell is Maya.
And...
she can go in the trunk.
She moved.
Top job on the research, Toni.
Okay.
Careful, careful.
We need gear. And do you have ice?
The twin screw extruder, Stefan.
No, times 3.8.
That can't be.
When you're done, send it to me,
so I can make sure nothing's missing.
What was that?
- My boss.
You said you're the boss now.
- No.
You did. You said you have a new car
and that you...
Are you feeling sick?
A little.
You've got sunstroke.
You need a break.
We have to keep going.
- Then let Steffi drive.
Well, I'm not allowed to again.
Shall I?
- No way!
That was 20 years ago!
- I don't care.
You have to forget things eventually.
- I'm fine, I can drive and I will.
Whoa! Hey.
Shit.
Do you have a death wish or something?
They don't understand you.
I hate teenagers.
You should be allowed by law
to hit cyclists with no lights.
Don't provoke their kind.
- Their kind?
Seriously!
He fell, Lea!
He's standing again. No harm.
I think I need a break after all.
All of us do.
Vacancy!
And then
she puked in her sleeve
while Skunk Anansie was playing.
But the best thing was she went
to the bathroom and ate toothpaste,
then went out and had
her first French kiss with Oliver.
True.
The old nut.
Yeah, then she took off without a word.
Really, you can't do this.
She never cared
what you can and can't do.
Did she ever wonder
how this makes us feel?
She should've asked.
We'd have said no.
- Maybe we'd have...
We'd have said no.
Yeah, we'd have said no.
I really am a little angry at her.
Are you allowed
to be angry at dead people?
I'm angry too.
She owes me 20 euros
for your birthday present.
That's about right.
- Yeah.
She really was a little...
frugal.
I think she's sitting on a cloud
all happy that the journey's for free.
Toni!
Right?
Yo.
Hey, I'll come along.
- Nope.
You can't come.
- Why not? Don't be like that.
Oh, fuck.
We can just have a nice evening.
That happens to him all the time.
I mean the pocket calls.
How about we
recreate the wedding contract pic?
Okay.
- Come on, let's go.
Fine by me.
Well?
- Like back then.
MOM, I LOVE YOU
CAN I HAVE A HAMSTER?
Toni never eats.
She feeds off cell phone radiation.
As the youngest you get the baby bed.
Think again.
- Yeah.
Finally horizontal!
- Lights out.
A little bit like on our ski trip.
Almost, yeah.
Hey, Toni,
what's the deal with your manager?
He's a good buddy.
But are you in love?
Love falls apart, friends stay.
I'd rather stay.
And him?
And if so?
Not everything that stinks is gold.
Can we change topics?
And Karl?
Karl is Karl,
a real stud, like he's always been.
For example, I recently asked him
if I should read to him
instead of watching TV.
And he says, "Yes, something
from the car club magazine."
That pretty much sums it up.
But do you still love him?
Lea?
Yeah?
Don't use the vibrator tonight, okay?
I'd be so nice if Maya was here too.
Maybe she is.
Omitting the additives not only skews
the result, it's just wrong, Stefan.
No, per email
or we won't have anything concrete.
And look for the extrusion,
I'm not writing it again.
Are you awake?
Yeah.
Everything okay?
So what exactly do you do?
I optimize finances
in various sectors of industry.
That means I support
management at companies
in meeting their targets
and plan and supervise projects.
But you won't remember that anyway.
And is it all worthwhile?
Don't you think it's time to think about
having a family before it's too late?
Don't you think it's time to think
about working? If it's not too late.
Morning.
And you're going to walk the streets?
What's going on now?
I had this for the wedding.
Does it look like shit?
Yep.
Fuck!
Right, let's change it.
- Change it?
Yeah.
Little jerkoffs!
I should've really run them over.
I said don't provoke their kind.
Enough, Mrs. Le Pen.
Toni, go.
- What?
Distract them.
- No.
I'm not right-wing.
- Don't talk that way.
How?
- Go!
They're teens. They'll say nasty stuff.
Someone with 530,000 fans can wrap
some boys around her finger.
Or should we drop the whole thing?
Get going!
Lug wrench.
Here. I'm not right-wing!
- Yeah.
About 20 seconds. It's exciting.
Toni!
I hate teenagers.
A wall. Drive forward a bit.
It's fine.
It won't close.
- Are you nuts?
It was a spider. It was a reflex!
- Screw off!
Tour's over, I'd say.
No!
- Lea!
But...
- No! How do you say "apologies"?
Scusa.
What the hell?
They all came in a bus.
Suitcases!
And now Maya.
Get in.
Did you rent this?
Where's this car from?
- Lea?
Did you rent it?
- Lea?
Maya wants to go to Gioia!
Maya wants to go to Gioia!
Maya wants to go to Gioia!
Okay.
I bailed on our last meeting
because of the stupid cost calculation.
Maya wants to go to Gioia.
Okay, that's enough.
We'll get new ice and take a break.
You need some fresh air.
30 minutes won't sunder the parsnips.
That's right.
- Here.
A gas station, then a lake. Go there.
Steffi!
You coming in?
Come on!
Toni?
No. I'll keep an eye on the car.
If I were in such good shape as you
I'd always be naked.
Oh, who's coming?
Hey...
can we still call ourselves
Muscle-teers?
What's that?
- C-section scar.
You had a C-section?
You never said that.
I did.
Does it sometimes seem to you
like we're still 16?
Just with more wrinkles
and more serious problems.
What problems?
Nothing specific.
Sometimes I think
it'd have been better
if you'd stayed at After Hour longer
and gotten together with Karl.
That was 17 years ago.
Exactly.
I'm cold. Want to swim back?
I think I'll stay here a bit longer.
Need help?
I've got it.
Can you take a picture of me?
From the side, otherwise I look wrinkly.
Wrinkly?
You of all people.
It'd be good if it looks topless.
- Take off the T-shirt.
No.
Just take it.
Okay, a bit...
I think the last one was good.
- Yeah?
Show me.
Yeah. I have the same question.
Man, sorry. I'll delete it.
Can I have my phone back now.
No need. I've already shared it for you.
"Thefuckinglife", "pitfalls".
Are those good hashtags?
Not funny.
And the one yesterday on the deck:
"oldiesbutgoldies".
Wow!
You really do have a lot of friends.
512 views already.
Man! Give me my phone back!
Give it here!
Oh, man!
Stop it!
- No!
Give it...
I didn't mean to startle you.
You're German. I'm Sister Farret.
Yes.
There's some commotion on the shore.
Dude, I'm a public figure!
That's all that interests you now.
It's sick!
Of course I'm interested in other stuff.
Look what I googled today.
That can ruin my image!
Flo picking you up in a Corsa with
a sport steering wheel was an image!
Luckily not everyone marries
their first fuck!
Dear friends,
God has sent you someone to mediate.
And how long does a mission year last?
One year.
- Ah. That long.
Isn't that too exhausting?
For us, community is
the number one priority.
Not ego.
- I see.
No she doesn't.
The community was always in her way.
Ego is top priority.
- Enough.
Easy, Toni.
Don't get worked up.
Why? Do you have a monopoly on that?
Why do you need a damn God?
Are you happy with yourself?
Search me.
If you haven't found your key to life,
how do you know mine's wrong?
That's right.
How do you know mine's wrong?
Why does Maya have to be dead?
Your God, eh?
Farewell.
Who did she mean, you or me?
Or herself?
Have you spoken to her recently?
No.
Via WhatsApp, but...
she sends these long voice messages.
And why is she suddenly so aggressive?
Because she blames me for her misery.
Should I have told Universal no
because she was pregnant?
I'm sick of people
always making me feel guilty.
Every man's the martyr
of their own fortune.
Karl has called Steffi nine times.
I mistakenly went into your bag.
Not now, okay?
Okay. When?
We have to finish this bullshit first.
What the hell Maya was thinking?
Naked nun at some lake. What next?
Why did you leave me alone with them?
Just lying around dead. Really!
Like when I wanted to go to Bali.
It would've worked with Pia.
There's not as many dengue mosquitos
as you said there.
Shitty, that was.
Why don't any of you have kids, huh?
Aha!
Cheers!
Just so I have a complete picture.
You stole the car, right?
Just half.
We'll have to stay away from main roads
in case they look for the other half.
No. You know what?
Screw them.
Yeah, go on.
- Finally! I've tried 100 times.
You don't say.
- Where's Pia's hat?
It's not a hat!
It's Kylie's middle finger hat!
Man!
- Thanks, honey. Everything's fine.
So where is it?
- I'm at the lake. Thanks for asking.
You've been drinking?
- Notice anything?
Steffi, did you drive again?
- No.
But even so, when someone dies
I'm sure you can drive.
What?
I knew he wouldn't notice the hair.
- Who's dying?
No one.
Dead already.
Now we're off to have a ceremony.
Steffi, who is dead?
- Steffi, what are you doing?
Who's dead?
Can you answer? Why did you say that?
- "Why did you say that?"
You can't say that and then...
I didn't say Maya is dead,
I said Maya is dead.
It's a matter of intonation.
No, you didn't.
- Too bad.
With you two it's like a...
like when you're given a filthy glass.
If you don't drink carefully,
you might swallow something nasty.
What?
- Or like the guys from The Muppet Show.
The two old guys.
Toni,
what would've been worse:
video, armpit hair
or the photo of us last night?
My boss.
- Some boss.
Can't he do anything alone?
- Please.
No. That's not me.
No, number four.
I've got to go, okay?
Steffi, how about you sleep?
You can sleep.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Huh, Maya?
You have reached your destination.
We did it.
She could've said we needed
mountain infantry training beforehand.
I'm sorry.
I mean, you can get down there.
But if you want to survive it,
not at night.
All right.
Anyone got a card game on them?
I can't sit here and wait.
How about we go for a walk,
buy new ice?
Gioia has to be around here somewhere.
Monsieur.
Nice...
in other circumstances.
It's like Maya arranged this.
No, we're not going to do that.
- Lea's right.
We have to get the ice and get back.
You guys have dictated everything.
Now I decide.
I see dead people.
Hold on, I have a message from Sam.
Hey.
...village?
Why this silly ritual?
I think I'll give her something
to end this crap...
Stirring last words.
Shit, she stole everything!
Car keys, phones, everything!
Sorry.
Are you okay, Toni?
Here.
- Great.
Toni, is this meth?
- No.
And now?
Maybe Maya wanted us to spend time
with each other again, like we used to.
Yeah, it's definitely
like her next to last wish.
You can keep your ugly bag.
Muscle-teers!
You're nothing, nothing!
We have to play "Never have I ever."
Steffi!
I've never invented something rad.
- Awesome!
What?
- So veggies never mold in the fridge.
Oh! I've got one!
I've never had Botox.
- Oh! I knew it!
A lot?
- A lot.
It's good! It's so good we're talking.
It's what Maya wanted.
- It is!
Yes!
- Toni, your nose.
I've never made it hard on women
because they were younger.
That sort is so shitty.
- They are.
Vicious circle!
I've got a good one.
What?
- I've never made out with Maya.
When?
Your 18th birthday. She could kiss!
Down below didn't interest us.
Hey, Mr., can I have a pretzel stick?
I don't get
how you wrap them around your nose.
Is it your perfume?
- Straight-shooting. Men like that.
I haven't had sex in 15 months.
Huh?
- Well, Karl...
Okay. I'm sleeping with a married man.
Come on!
The veggie mold thing is
a million-dollar idea.
It's like on Shark Tank.
Tinder today! Here.
Press here.
- Oh! Manager Matti.
Yeah, that was "the" match.
Steffi, you need an app for your idea.
Where do these go?
- "Manager."
You meet anyway.
- That's the joke. We just pretend.
You pretend to flirt on a flirt app,
but don't?
Exactly.
- Why?
Because!
Show me.
Okay.
- What's this?
For GIFs.
Hey! Fuck.
That's no big deal.
- What'll he think?
You have to make
that idea happen immediately!
How much will it cost?
- Seven or nine thousand euros.
A panda.
- Oh, there's a table.
Out of the way.
Do you have an eating disorder?
No.
More like a cocktail disorder.
Go on.
- Okay.
In a sec.
YOU SENT STEFANIE WITTIG ?7,000
Manager Matti.
Calling because of a panda.
What would Toni say?
As plain as the face on your nose.
They're in love.
Let's take care of this.
Hi.
- Ah, hey.
Is Toni there?
- No. Why?
Yeah, she's got a...
- Think about it!
Go back to the cruise ship
you came from!
If you want a picture...
Man!
Come on, Toni.
- I didn't say cocksucker but cockfucker!
There's a difference.
Shit. Damn private paparazzi.
What do I do about the Panda now?
I'll just say that we...
Toni,
what's up with your stomach?
Toni?
We just wanted
to help get the ball rolling.
Why do you have that?
Is it a sh... bag for feces?
Don't you like it?
There's another ball
that's been stuck for far too long.
I'll help.
Lea's banging a married man,
and since his wife cheats on him often
she thought it was fine.
But the best thing is
his wife has known the whole time.
Right.
And now you.
You knew?
Yep.
I've been the idiot the whole time.
Why didn't you say anything?
I thought it...
worked pretty well for all of us.
Worked? I mean, are you sick?
I leave you Karl...
You leave me Karl?
Are you bonkers?
Do you think I don't know
all your crappy texts?
The one I liked best
was the tender poetry
"I miss you, you miss me,
there's somewhere we both should be."
"If you never chose me, you'll ruin me"
was a bit too demanding, I thought.
But maybe I just needed a rhyme.
That's brilliant, Steffi.
You really belong on stage.
Oops.
You're stomach bag
suits you magnificently.
Finally showing
how crappy you are on the inside.
You're into brownshirt shit,
so not surprising you like it.
I'm not racist.
I vote for the Animal Welfare Party!
Take another drink, Steffi,
to keep your drunk on.
Ever wondered why I drink?
Your screwed-up life is your own fault,
you lazy bastard.
Yes, my dear.
Toni's proof you can make it to the top
with a lack of talent.
That's right, Lea. Some people
get to the top with no talent.
Going through the roof is the most
some people achieve professionally.
And they turn into nasty old women
who should have decided earlier
whether they wanted
a career or to play family.
I don't want to decide, I want both!
And you don't get that
because you're dumb.
Where have your decisions gotten you?
Filtered to death.
Fucked to death.
Now I know why Maya didn't say anything.
I always get an uneasy feeling
when I'm going to spend time with you.
And I'm not dying.
Yeah.
Everything is jumbled in my head.
I love you, man. Yeah.
And if you still want
to binge-watch Ozark...
but I've got this thing here, and...
and you are...
I understand if you...
I'm sorry.
Really.
Good morning, Ms. Matusek.
I've decided you get to take care of
our young whirlwind alone as of now,
with a woman's cautious leniency.
Hey, guys.
Before you find out from some asshole,
this...
is me too.
#autoimmunedisease.
You can google it.
On that note...
I quit.
Over and out.
YOU'VE RECEIVED ?7,000
FROM LEA FAHRENKROOG
I tried.
Let's finish this.
Turn her around.
- Why?
To shift the weight.
Careful.
How will this help?
- Down there.
It's too steep.
- Nonsense.
Down here.
Watch where you're going!
- You watch it!
There's no point doing it like this.
I agree with that.
And now we just leave her here?
Or do we throw her down?
Take her to Germany? What?
Toni, are you dying too?
No.
Steffi, I apologize.
But I...
You love him.
He loves you too, I think.
You don't have to buy his freedom,
we're already...
He's just a good dad
and is riding it out
until Paul is old enough.
And I'm a coward.
And I also wanted...
you not to get something for once.
Why did we even keep meeting up
these last few years?
Maybe out of habit.
What happened to us?
What happens happened.
At first you look for
the things that bind you,
and in the end
you only see the differences.
You know when I...
when I take Paul to flute practice
afterwards I always walk down
my screw memory lane.
I walk past places where I once...
just so that I can feel
that I'm still here
and am more than this...
nothing I am now.
You're not nothing.
You're a mother and...
Yeah.
And I'm glad to be.
At least most of time.
But what'll I do soon,
when they both move out and Karl's gone?
You could transfer me 70,000,
it wouldn't do me any good.
Because I have no clue at all
what I want or where I want to go.
I put all my energy into the kids and...
never took the time to find that out.
And now I just plod along
and envy your strength.
Strength?
I wanted to prove everyone who said
I wouldn't make it wrong.
I just didn't realize
I'd always be on display.
And it's very rarely about the music.
It's really fucking exhausting.
It makes me so furious.
You're furious?
Yes, very much so.
But more with myself
because I put up with it.
That might be
why my body is attacking itself.
I didn't want to buy his freedom.
I just wanted
to do something nice for once.
I don't know what to do
with my damn money anyway.
Who am I supposed to spend it on?
It's the zonk
behind the curtain I chose.
I really imagined it differently.
I hate loving him.
I guess the good thing is...
we're all screwed.
Yet company loves misery.
That used to give us so much strength.
Back then we weren't afraid
to show our weaknesses.
It was a bit like...
a reverse vicious circle.
It was a "virtuous" circle.
I'd like to be ten again.
Oh, yeah. Start all over again.
Maybe Maya's plan wasn't for us
to get coked out of our minds, but to...
...drive us to the point that
we jump off this cliff and join her?
No, but...
the poor man's oracle said, "38 is 38,
get over it and lose some weight."
Emotional baggage, maybe?
She stole from us.
- And called us Muscle-teers.
You heard her.
And 38 isn't all that old
from the standpoint...
...of a dead person.
And what if we have another 38 years?
We can do something with that time.
And the advantage we have
is that now we know what we don't want.
I'll say.
- Exactly.
And I don't want Maya to be left here
or thrown off the cliff.
Do we want to give it another try?
Shall we?
You're driving.
Hey, did you make it home all right?
Right, well...
I'm at my parents for a few days,
and then, Toni, I'd love to accept
the offer you made with the apartment.
Sure thing! I won't be home much
in the near future anyway.
Steffi:
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT RIGHT!
Toni:
WHEN DO YOU HEAD OUT TOMORROW?
Lea:
TAXI'S BOOKED FOR 6:30
Steffi: GOT EVERYTHING?
BRUSH, BIKINI, SNACKS, VIBRATOR...
Toni:
#WOW. YOU BETTER COME BACK!
Steffi: HAS MAYA FLOATED BY?
PS: SAY HI TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER.
I've got it back! So you two can get
kebab sauce poisoning and I'll drive...
Fuck, police. Bye!
Make sure you don't lose it again!
See you! It's gate seven.
Toni: WE'VE LANDED.
SEE YOU IN HALF AN HOUR!
Lea:
WHOO-HOO, GREAToni:
ONCE MORE JUST FOR COMPARISON...
I'm sticking to my opinion:
almost identical.
I see it the same. I think
you need new glasses, old lady.
Toni:
WANT VIP TICKETS TO MY CONCERT?
Lea: YOU COMING TO MY CONFERENCE?
JOKING. LOVE TO!
Oh my God!
Toni, that's Pia's answer in C major.
Really? Oh my God!
- I think we're coming.
Mom, you're the best.
Steffi, your vegetable mold thing came.
I can't wait!
How do you install it?
You have to check what system
you have. Soft close is standard now...
You can pull off the nipple
behind the fridge...
...and then take the cable...
Should I just come and do it for you?
Lea:
YES, PLEASE. 6:00 P.M.?
Steffi:
JUST FOUND THIS...
Toni: THE LAST TIME WE ALL MET.
Lea: CAN YOU SEND THAT IN HIGH RES?
Steffi:
I'LL SEND IT VIA EMAIL.
Toni: THIS WAS TAKEN EXACTLY
A YEAR AGO TODAY!
Steffi: CRAZY...
Toni: WE HAVEN'T HAD SUSHI IN AGES...
SATURDAY BEFORE THE MOVIE?
Lea: EHEM... HARRUMPH...
Steffi: TONI MEANT FRIED SUSHI.
Toni: EXACTLY.
Crazy, but kind of beautiful.
Def, but we've got time till then,
so let's seize it.
When are we meeting again?
OVER & OUT (2022)