Pallu Padama Paathuka (2023) Movie Script

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KUNCHITHANNY FORESYes!
Ah!
AVOID USING YOUR TEETH
This is a statutory
warning for your safety.
Please everyone listen
to this carefully.
Fanatics of war, lust and
language have struck the world.
Among them, the most
important creatures are
Zombies from "Ottuva Roti".
What are Zombies?
Zombies: are the brain dead Homo Sapiens,
who have lost all their 6 senses.
How do we identify a Zombie?
Zombies look worse
than human beings.
They will always be found in
groups with no sense at all.
They appear from nowhere.
The can't neither talk
nor walk properly.
They're pretty much the items which
have lost their dignity and pride.
Drooling mouths
Red Heyes!
Sharp Teeth. These
are their traits.
Why should we fear Zombies?
If you don't fear them, then
you'll be their lunch for the day.
Zombies love human blood.
Blood Sucking Good!
Things to keep in mind: either if
they bite you or they scratch you
or if their flem is on you
you can turn into Zombies too.
Even so, you'll be
turned into one.
To save yourself from
them dung sprinkles,
black magic, prayers
seeking Police help
also screaming aloud
nothing will work for you.
Please close your mouth and run.
There's no medicine
for a Zombie's bite.
So don't get fooled
by fake medicines.
With that being said, Teeth
never learns its lesson
seeks out the wrong tail.
This is your Barry
Hill signing off
horny as a hound
raging on the bed.
Such long thing!
Welcome Mr.Barry Hills.
How are you, Barry Hills?
I am Gopi!
Unnecessarily I named myself
Barry Hills in the morning.
Hey! I'm not running!
Your pipes are
hallow with smoke.
My dear Thamarabharani
Thermocol.
I am Gopi.
Even while insulting, you
speak without imitating.
You're definitely Barry Hills.
What's with Mysskin's
technique of beatings?
Hey!
I am Gopi!
What happened Barry Hills?
This blood is...
extremely hot.
Timing is missing but
your rhyming doesn't.
You're indeed Barry Hills.
Bloody Head worm, I'm Gopi.
In such conditions of
continuous beatings
your small brain
might get affected
and will be inflicted
by hypothermia
What my 6th grade
teacher Soumya stated
also I remember what
Nattamai's keep had said.
Bloody blue shirt, Bald
Baski, Panda Kaushik.
I'm Gopi, damn it.
You're Barry Hills!
When you're getting beaten up
your small and large
intestines gets tangled
also it gets mangled.
There are chances of
your bladder to explode.
Your pee might spiral
to Uzbekistan.
You're Barry Hills.
I'm Gopi!
I'm in danger, Maya!
Hey!
Why the hell are you
guys hitting me?
Why are you guys
pointing a gun at me?
When such extreme
violence is displayed.
It's better to shut
your mouth and ass.
You're Hills! You're Hills! You're Hills!
Hey ok fine, I'm Barry Hills.
So what do you want now?
You're Gopi!
Why is he stroking?
Hey!
What are you doing as if you're
searching inside your underwear?
Bloody blind!
Now I finally understood.
This creature is blind.
It can hear but can't see.
It's living under the impression, that
I'm Barry hills as I dub for him.
An important thing to note,
my liver is punctured
blood is clogged.
And my Medulla Oblangata is more
damaged than Vijay Sethupathi's.
In the end, bloody idiots
you made me dub for myself.
Tell me Mr...
The King of Amazon Jungle.
BARRY HILLS!
In spite of getting whacked
your Vocal cords haven't changed.
I've always loved being VOCAL.
Ok!
I'm going to tell
you a long flashback.
A forest. An Family. A Sparrow.
And the Sparrow
life full of happiness.
Government built a factory
crushed the houses
burned down the forest.
The father died.
DADDY!
Nut Case!
I don't understand.
Simple, I want to
see the forest.
I have to listen to that
sparrow, take me to that forest.
My ears, and your
eyes Barry Hills.
Which forest is this?
"Kunjithanny Kaadu"
Kunjithanny Kaadu-uh, No!
That's a dangerous forest.
No one has returned from
that forest in past 5 years.
It's under the control
of the Military now.
It's infested with
Supernatural powers,
Atom Bomb,
also there's Andrea from "Aval".
I can't do this.
I'll give you one million.
Just for an hour.
Just for an hour?
Mindless Buffalo!
What nonsense is this?
Don't you know, you should
scream at the top of your voice?
Look at the way that Foreigner
is climbing the mountain.
Can't you match up to his speed?
There are still 4 episodes
inside the forest.
How do we finish that?
You don't feel the shame,
when you ask for money.
Dick!
Just for 4 lines,
you need 40 takes.
Take this and leave.
Go, get lost!
Madam, you carry on.
We'll go for a take.
We'll take it from where
the hole was clogged.
Money Train!
Sparrow!
Oh God no!
He's killing me.
On your right it's deserted
and on this side its forest.
These are couple's favourite
hangouts to make out.
It's important for us to look for
a human being in this forest.
We're heading on the same path.
Gopi, where's the sparrow?
It'll come, it will.
Oh God no!
I can see a Chennai
Super Kings player.
Let's ask him for help.
Get down, damn it.
Sweetheart, I found an ant inside my
Bloody raincoat boy.
What is the procedure
to exit the forest?
Tell me!
Tell me you...
Ko! Ko.
Ko!
HI!
Are there more over here?
What are you guys doing here?
I'm here to shop.
I'm here to pluck.
So you guys are here to
commit suicide, just like me?
No, no I'm here to shop.
Why there's so much chatter,
when you're here to die.
Let me die in peace.
So all you guys are here
to die, just like me.
YES WE'RE HERE TO DIE!
WELCOME!
Hey, Red Shirt!
Tell me.
Why are you here to die?
Everyone suspects I'm gay.
That's no reason to die.
You gotta show!
Gotta live and prove them wrong.
They started suspecting
only after I showed them.
Sir, please push him
down right away.
Sir, now even you're suspecting.
Fine, what's your name?
Nayagam!
Arumai Nayagam!
How dare you love and
then deceive me?
Oh Sorry! It's the bride's room.
Bye!
The make-up is tad bit much.
So you're here.
Hey!
Arumai!
How dare you love and
then deceive me?
Just wait and watch,
what I'm going to do
Arumai, come inside.
I'll mangle your face.
How dare you got in here?
Just like a stray dog.
Dog-uh!?
You were sniffing behind
me like Maya! Maya!
Didn't you know I
was a dog then?
Let go off me, damn it.
Your face is like Ganja Karuppan
but you stole my heart like STR
from Vinnaithandi Varuvaya.
Now tell me, why did
you trim your beard?
Why did you trim it?
When you were with me,
it was like a hive.
- Now why did you remove it?
- I used to like it then
Then why did you hold mine?
Arumai
I went with the flow
'cause it was moving slowly.
Learn to let go off the past.
There's just an hour
left for the wedding.
Take your hands off me, damn it.
It makes me quiver
if you touch me.
- Then why did you love me?
- That was innocence.
Confused heart!
An itch which can't
be controlled.
Destroy it Arumai.
Oh no! How did I fall in
love with this nut case?
So all this while,
were we living a lie?
When you sang "Mental Manathil"
is still reverberating
inside my head.
I should've been careful, when I
heard you sing Mairatnam's song
that you'll deceive me.
I sang that song,
'cause your like Mani.
Are you trying to blackmail?
How much money do you want?
I don't need your
money, damn it.
Just 'cause I was easy,
you took me for a hooker.
I loved you, damn it.
I wasn't being a Lolita!
Arumai!
I totally get your anger.
But this society
is twitching us.
The itch has become vigorous
not coming as it used to be
Anger!
- Damn it, If I just
- Don't instigate me Arumai
Bloody low life.
We have break the bond,
which was written.
Uthama!
I can't cheat on my hormones.
Arumai!
We scratch when it itches.
That doesn't mean we can
fall in love with the nail.
There's 500 rupees in this.
Get a good Chicken Biryani
from the shop nearby.
I know you love the leg piece.
Bloody wretch!
You deceived me damn
it, you deceived me.
I'm done with you.
Bloody Other Woman.
Dear, who is this?
He's my friend.
- He had asked to borrow money
- Do you have, what I have?
I was telling me
will give him later.
Don't worry brother,
he will give it back.
He did give me
gave me a lot.
Here, take this as gift.
Thanks brother.
Where are you guys
headed for honeymoon?
- Kanya Kumari!
- You're going to stay the same
Sir, who are you?
Hey I'll make the first jump.
He's mental!
Oh God!
Stunt Master, Sir!
What about you?
Sir, please have the Appam.
It's Oppam!
O... Oppam!
Abhishek Raja!
Sir Sir, if you check this out
Why are you here? Tell me.
Isabella!
Yes Sir.
Love Marriage?
Yes Yes Sir!
Don't you think 40 is quite
late to get married.
Those days if you dig in 5
feet, you could find water
then it takes 10
feet to find water.
Later even if you dig in 40 feet,
water is no where to be found.
I hope you understood.
It doesn't matter, if
the pump is old or new.
When you switch on the
motor, the water will flow.
But the switch should be ours.
- I'll get straight to the point.
- Sir!
Abhishek Raja
you're fired!
Sir!
Abhishek Raja, you have been
dismissed from your duties.
SIR Sir, Sir!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Sir!
- Suresh.
Sir, Sir, Sir No, no, no.
- Yes Sir.
- Sir, I'm very sincere.
You don't seem to understand,
how long have you been here?
I'm here since 2005.
It's been 12 years, Raja.
You're getting old.
Do I look like a hooker to you?
Are you raising your voice?
Sir, I'll sue you.
Pulianthope Abhishek Raja
I made you sit in a AC Cabin.
And you're raising your voice.
You built houses over the
extension of my area
and calling me North Madras?
Hey!
Oh God no!
Sir, Sir, Sir!
- Leave make it soon
- I'm getting old, Sir.
Sir, I'm not yet married.
Sir my wedding will be called
off, If I lose this job.
- Sir, Sir, Sir
- Make it soon, make it soon.
I'm the only child to my family.
Please!
At least spare this one.
Ok, fine.
Just 'cause you said, I ate a bun for
300 when its worth is only 3 bucks.
Without going to the
gym in the morning
I take a bus from
Vysarpadi to Parrys.
Wait over there for 10 mins and
take a bus to Thiruvanmiyur.
Travel all the way standing,
ending up growing a pot belly.
They will understand my pain.
Just for one toilet and two
rooms, you used a dickwad
and made buy a house
for 6 milion.
Stating close to Chennai
but in Kancheepuram.
I will never forget that.
Built houses on rivers and fooled
everyone with Lake View houses.
I will never forget that too.
You'll definitely die on
a boat during December.
Bloody Coconut Piece face!
We have Idlis for breakfast.
But we screw for dinner.
Bloody smiley face.
You're laughing, is it?
You'll endure the same.
Hey Buffalo!
Dog!
I'll break your jaw.
I'm speaking to you.
Psycho!
Good, you're selected.
Oh God!
Chitra Aunty!
Brother, black Kurta!
You seem too sad.
Tell us your story!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to Bruno!
This is my happy family.
We all lived happily ever after.
Hey who are you?
What do you want?
Answer me, Pimp.
You shouldn't be
disrespectful of your father.
My Son!
He's right.
You can't swear at your Dad.
You can't swear!
Granny, what is this?
My dear Paarisala!
Rita! You!?
Show me your throat,
without making a noise.
A quick slit.
Didn't you say
that you can sacrifice
your life for me.
Hey! It's a surprise.
Birthday Surprise!
Birthday Prank, is it?
It's awesome Dad.
I got really scared.
Fine listen
Happy birthday to me
Five minutes Bruno
- Everything will be done
- Bruno-uh?
Will be done!
- Dad, Paarisalam
- Will be done!
Mom, hack brother
into pieces soon.
I'm famished.
Cake is yours and
plums are mine.
Ammu dear!
I'm your brother.
Ah It's a dream.
I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming.
I'm dreaming!
It's not a dream, Bruno.
It's murder.
- Murder!?
- Yes!
It's a sacrifice to our Satan.
Hail Illuminati!
Illuminati is a secret
clan of 13 members.
300 years ago, they wanted to
gain power over the entire world.
We pray to the Satan.
If offer sacrifice to Satan, we
will be bestowed with powers.
We are a Dynasty
from such a family.
You will be our family's
first sacrifice, Bruno.
Thank you, Wikipedia.
We raised you for
this special day.
Your blood will
purify our Dynasty.
Oh!
So
Is this the reason I was fed with all
those Illuminati stories since childhood.
Fuckers, I'm not your scapegoat.
My body and my soul
- Let go off me
- is only for Satan.
So your love?
I loved you, just for
the sake of him.
No one should die, without the
knowledge that it's for him.
Now die, as you know everything.
Kill him, before we
run out of time.
Hey how can you
kill your own son.
Who said that you're my son?
Dad, then bloody
die you psycho pimp.
Wait damn it!
- How long does it go?
- Is it done?
Is it not done yet?
Oh no! Oh no!
Life is always uncertain.
That doesn't mean
you have to die.
You should live and
prove them wrong.
Should live, damn it.
So what do you suggest now?
Shall we have drinks?
- Sounds like a good idea
- I don't drink
Do you have side-dish?
I do have it.
- You guys come down.
- Ok!
We can have sumptuously!
OK!
CHEERS!
Thanks Sir, I'll have a
peg and then will jump.
Me too!
What about you?
When you can have a life,
why the hair should I die?
Get lost!
Fine, how did you guys come
to know of this place?
Actually a friend of my friend
said it's a special place
to commit suicide.
Is that so? What is he up to now?
He died last week.
Bloody, you could've saved him.
But I was ready to kill
myself the following week.
And you?
I saw this on a Whatsapp video.
He did a review on this.
He recommended this place
is best to commit suicide.
I forgot his name.
Ramesh!
Ah that curly hair guy.
- He's my friend
- Your friend is it?
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Hey what are you doing?
This is Circle of Angel,
we'll be safe inside this.
Satan can't harm us.
Satan, Lucifer, Illuminati, Bruno!
Sir, he's being a nut case
but we're chilling, why
don't you join us?
I won't talk to you.
Fine, I won't talk
to you as well.
It's a different,
different different experience Sir.
I've never got drunk
in such a place.
Thanks a lot, Sir.
You're right, drinking
is not that important.
But it's important where you
sit down to have drinks.
Mahesh, what are you doing?
- One entry!
- Mahesh.
People who have made too much
noise have gone missing.
And are found narrating
stories inside toilets.
Don't do it.
Can't shake our hands or legs
nor we can sing, then
what do you expect of us?
Mahesh!
Our school set up seems
little off today.
Buddy!
Her eyes
the ears
her nose
just drop down a bit more.
Any other parts of body?
Bloody Ramesh!
I'll kick you, does it
sound like porn to you.
It's Love!
Love!
Love life is like a Hybrid Banana.
Even if the fruit is
totally ripe from inside.
It'll sell only of
the skin is firm.
What if we peel off the skin?
That's your problem.
Mr. Ramesh!
How do you manage to
pick up so many girls?
I can't even pick up one.
Men are a poor thing,
even if they're calm
their antenna keeps wandering.
It keeps dancing wherever
it finds a signal.
For me
Love!
That's it.
Show me your profile.
How is this?
Are you being funny?
Show me your phone profile.
You should've been
clear about it.
Wait and watch.
"I want girl for love
and matter immediately."
Youuu, who will respond
to such explicit profile.
Now wait and watch.
Check-in, listening Illayaraja.
Chilling Rain
Reading Fifty Shades of Grey!
Watching Game of Thrones
Episode 5, Season 7.
Take this.
Hey Ramesh, I got a like.
Pooja Sri!
Hyderabad!
That's my fake-id, Mahesh.
Poor thing, I didn't want
you to be heartbroken.
So I created this one for you.
What? Is this you?
Yes buddy!
So I've been texting
you all night.
Hey my lifelines are
dimming out damn it.
Mr.Ramesh!
- Tell me, Mahesh.
- Can you hear?
The dribbling sound.
Which one?
Eh my heartbeat.
I can hear it aloud.
It's really strong,
that's how it is.
Why there are so many
red spots on the wall?
That is
Dude, they're
fireflies Mr.Ramesh.
How come they're red in color?
When you're in forest,
they're always around us.
Hey factory is open,
factory is open.
Oh God no!
Oh Ramesh seems like, a
verdict has been given.
I can hear crackers bursting.
Mahesh, it's the watchman.
- Look at them
- Ramesh, they're security
Look they don't have caps.
- Sir!
- Hey!
Sir, stop it.
Can't someone sit in
peace and have drinks?
What's wrong with it?
Do you think, we
don't know the law?
Did you hear that,
he's talking law
- He's scared
- you're kidding right
Hey why did you laugh now?
Sir, we have the same voice.
Same noise, right!?
Why did you beat up that kid?
He was just complimenting.
Raising your voice is it?
Sir, how can you lay
your hands on my friend?
Look down, damn it.
Not here, over there.
What is this sir?
Sir, is this a new technology?
Mr.Ramesh, our Councilor's
name is on this.
Did he make any donations?
He's not capable of it.
There's a button next to it.
Yes Sir!
Ah light is on Sir, it's on.
- Ball is mine.
- Cap is mine.
- Cycle is mine.
- Log is mine.
Sir he's voting.
Sir let us play.
How dare you guys break
into a Govt. school
and sit on voting
machine have drinks?
Vote!?
Did he say broken machine?
Voting Machine, eh!
That's right you morons!
Liquor and water packets
garlic pickle and savories,
give them to CBI.
Sir!
Two Bazookas one Tanker...
We'll encounter them near the stream.
Ok Sir!
Sir, Defense Minister
is on the line.
Ask Madam to wait for a moment.
Sir, that was a mistake...
Please forgive us, Sir.
My Lord!
I'm not worthy enough
to beat you up.
I can't even think
of beating you up.
I'm not capable of doing it.
Sir!
You're being too modest
I'm an ordinary abiding citizen.
Bloody damn it!
Even a Jeep has never come
to this Police station
but now there are 4 helicopters
hovering over this place.
- Oh he can hear it too.
- Can you hear them?
That's my heartbeat.
- He has mistaken it.
- Calm down, Calm down.
You're right, Sir.
Sir, come on please stop it.
If you were so concerned, you should've
kept the voting machines covered.
That's a good point, Mahesh.
- Mr.Constable...
- Tell me, Sir.
I've told you many times.
Mahesh Sir will be coming over
He'll break into the school...
Sit on the voting machines and have drinks
you should've kept it covered.
- Better ask him that, Sir
- Better ask him that, Sir
I did, it was his mistake.
You're awesome.
Oh no!
- Sorry... sorry, I won't speak anymore
- Look at his arrogance.
I will shut up.
What's wrong with him Ramesh?
Sarcasm is it?
A bit though.
Mr.Ramesh, what happened?
Look at this Mahesh.
Why are you laughing now?
That's funny.
- What to do?
- What's your name?
Arav!
Arav-uh!?
Hey! How many votes did
you cast for Oviya?
5 votes!
Now shall I do the same for you?
Sir!
It's confirm that we're going
to encounter you guys.
And that is going to be done by
Army or Navy or Air-force
that will be confirmed
in a while.
Sir, don't be kidding with us.
- Ramesh how much do you have?
- I have only digital currency.
Such arrogance!?
Constable, move that screen.
SIR!
Mr.Mahesh!
Sir, what was our grave mistake?
That's a good question.
First Mistake:
Breaking into Govt. School.
- Yes!
- Spider-man!
Second Mistake:
Had drinks sitting on
the voting machines.
Third Mistake:
Voting in the presence of
Indian Army at midnight.
Fourth Mistake:
This one is very important.
You were fucking unaware of
elections being conducted in India.
Hands-Up!
Sir, Mom has said this...
India is a different country
and ours is a different country.
- Oh-Oh!
- Yes Sir.
So you're an NRI?
No Sir, I'm about to go
Dubai for the first time.
I feel kind of sorry
for you guys.
Fine, I'll give you
guys an one time offer.
If one among you
turns an approver...
I'll let that person go.
10 years of friendship...
Don't instigate it.
He's my Friend!
Arav!
If everyone is like him...
why the hair are you even alive?
Instead of living such a life,
you can go into
Kunjithanny Kaadu and die.
Kunjithanny Kaadu-uh?
RAMESH!
Sir, I'm leaving.
"Breaking-up in friendship..."
Ramesh, how can you
leave me alone here?
Enough!
Inspector, come on arrest me.
Sir, please tell us.
You've revolted against Indian Govt.
Sitting on a voting machine.
What is your message
to the public?
Sir, it's said your vote has changed
course of Tamilnadu Govt's fate.
What's your opinion
on that, tell us Sir.
What's the motive
behind this revolution?
The fire which is set, should
burn within you people.
Look at his grace.
After I'm dead, there
should be no vandalism.
You should live longer.
Blazing Fire!
I will never let it light up.
No matter what happens,
don't stop agriculture.
For my sake, don't
gather at The Marina.
They will shoot
you in the mouth.
A youngster has rose to
protest against Indian Govt.
And is trying to say something to the
press, in order to convey to the public.
But the Police is not letting that
happen and has taken him away.
Who is this Mahesh?
What is he trying to say?
Kiddo, it's not just Mahesh...
Revolting Mahesh!
We'll kill it! Yeah!
Yeah!
Thousands of Army men
against this Lion.
Revolting Mahesh is not a joke.
You're right!
If the Army is here, 'cause he
sat on the voting machine...
imagine if his name
is on the voting list
the votes will just
shower on him.
But not sure, if he'll
pay us to vote.
I dare you to run over, if so do you
think my caste people will let it go?
Revolting Mahesh!
The entire Tamilnadu
will be on fire.
Hey... move aside.
- I won't!
- Why?
I dare you to run over me.
Hey... move damn it.
How long will you people fool
us in the name of election?
Revolting Mahesh
sacked everyone.
Police, how much
can you beat him?
It won't hurt him,
not even a bit.
- I'll burn myself
- Hey, listen
you can burn yourself later, video
of your wife bathing is out.
Mahesh should win.
Revolting Mahesh who
broke in and voted...
has headed into this direction.
So, I and my cameraman
are going towards it.
Sir!
Hello!
Is anyone there?
- HELLO!
- Sir.
Sir!
Sir!
Please let me go, Sir.
Sir, let me go too.
Sir, please let me go.
Sir, let me go.
Sir, I will never go
towards Marina anymore.
Sir, I'll just have
drinks, that's it.
Boss!
Hail Guerrilla Mahesh!
Hey... who are you guys?
Come on, let's leave.
- Freedom, Boss!
- Your Freedom.
Fine, then let's leave.
Boss, come on there's
no one here.
These guys are sleeping
instead of working.
Boss is always kidding.
Hey... you guys haven't slept yet?
Who are you guys?
So I'm leaving
Revolting Mahesh is free now.
Revolting Mahesh is free now.
- Come on, Boss
- It's now Midnight
Mahesh is the mightiest.
It's midnight now,
- Mahesh is the mightiest.
- I said, let's leave Boss.
As we've decided to die.
Then there's no issue
with Kunjithanny Kaadu.
Come on let's check it out.
Sure let's check it out.
- My hands can shoot laser
- Let's check it out.
As if we don't know anything
Let's see if its
Aliens or Predator.
You're right!
- I'll pick up that stick
- I'm coming damn it.
Mahesh is coming!
Tell them I'm coming too.
I'm announcing this to the
forest and to the Nation.
Mahesh is a big deal!
Such a huge place.
How come it's in this forest?
What happened Sir?
It's here!
There's a Supernatural
power here.
What is he saying?
Boss, life is unpredictable
don't be pondering on this.
Boss... Hey! Do you
know he's a big deal?
Don't stoop to his
level, let's move.
Nutcase!
You guys will return.
Hello!
- What is he's right? -Come on, catch!
- I'm coming Rayudu.
- Ready-uh? -Yes, throw
- Life is uncertain.
Hey guys, this place
is really huge.
"Hide and Seek, ready or not I'm coming"
"I'll come and hold the hands"
I will catch you guys.
Better show me your hands
- If not, I'll grab something else
- He's going somewhere stop him
Bloody idiot!
- Hey!
- Let him get lost.
Hey... what are you doing?
I will grab hands
Don't do anything
Hey! Hey!
- Keep coming!
- Better show me guys...
- how dare you touch me
- Hands!
You guys are trying to
cheat me by being silent.
I'm like Bigg Boss.
I have eyes all over.
Hey!
Come on!
Where are you guys?
Come on!
I got hold of the skirt.
Hey... shall I touch you?
TANTRA CAN BE SEEN
No one is looking,
let me pee here.
Bloody drunkards.
You guys are done now.
I can sense the stench here.
I caught all of you.
Hey... nighty queen!
First I'll grab yours.
Where are you damn it?
Where are you?
You guys are cheating, I'm
not able to grab you guys.
Why are you guys flipping
the lights on and off?
Sir, why is he screaming?
Mahesh listen to me,
come into this circle.
You never drank with us, I
won't come into this circle.
I'm Mahesh, damn it!
Allah is almighty!
What happened? Did
someone rape you?
Move damn it.
What happened? What happened?
There are ghosts inside.
Get lost you moron!
Hey!
Didn't I warn you guys
that you guys will
return to this circle.
Don't be scared.
They can't come beyond this.
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Fuckers say it!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
What happened Father?
Oh no!
He's wearing a different
cross damn it.
Oh no, it's a different
God damn it.
Please save us.
I'll get you curd rice,
curd rice damn it.
No, please don't.
Leave from here.
It's a Sin, It's a Sin.
Please leave.
He doesn't look anything like an lyer.
Rather looks like a blunder.
There's so much blood.
Yes!
It's working!
It's not bloody working,
look over there.
Brother, you were awesome.
Thanks a lot.
You saved us on time.
You're rocking brother.
You're awesome!
He's got so much hair.
Supernatural!
It's a girl!
Sounds like swear words.
Oh God no!
Oh no!
Great, she is freaking hot!
She's not swearing
at me, but at you.
Who are you guys? And why are you here?
- It's like...
- I'll handle her
We came here to
play hide and seek.
This is not the place to play.
Excuse me Madam, we actually
came for a peaceful suicide.
But due to unfortunate,
unforeseen circumstances
This place is not
even worthy to die.
- Where will you go after death?
- Mortuary!
- Will you please shut up?
- Never let me speak
According to Garuda Purana, it's heaven.
Wrong, if you die you'll
be wandering right here.
- Oh no!
- Madam!
It's standing up
Hey Mahesh!
How can you get turned on?
Behind... it's standing up.
Shouldn't it happen
in the front?
Look over there damn it!
Fine!
Listen to this carefully.
I'll just say it once.
There's just one rule,
pick up what you can find
Make sure the
teeth doesn't graze you.
"One women army"
"Queen of the Zombies."
"Halfway down the
story of stuck in the wild"
"Queen will recite the rest of it."
"Half-past-dead will
chase to chew on you."
I'm handling them all alone
you guys are just
gawking instead.
They're brainless
come and attack them.
"Teeth shouldn't graze!"
"Teeth shouldn't graze!"
"Teeth shouldn't graze!"
"Teeth shouldn't graze!"
What are you doing here?
I'm software, no hardware.
Hey... aren't we
from the same race?
They won't know, let
it be within us.
It's a sin to eat human beings.
Nithyanandam! Nithyanandam! Nithyanandam!
Nithyanandam! Nithyanandam! Nithyanandam!
Forgive me brother,
Nithyanandam!
"Hack them into pieces,
if they show up in a bunch"
"Hey, if the dummies should
make them shiver with fear"
"It will rip you off in the jungle..."
"Not an easy task to be done with."
"If you wedge yourself into a soup"
"The game is going to pick up its pace."
Newton... Stephen Hawings,
what do they have to say?
"Teeth shouldn't graze!"
"Teeth shouldn't graze!"
"Teeth shouldn't graze!"
"Teeth shouldn't graze!"
Come on get in, quick.
Move it!
What? What happened?
Madam! Madam!
- Madam Madam!
- What happened?
I got a sprain madam.
- How did it happen?
- I fell down.
Tell me the truth.
Hey... do you know, damn it!
In this entire district,
only Mahesh doesn't lie.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Fine!
Did it bite, scratch
or spat on you?
Why? Why?
Listen to this carefully.
They're not ghosts, but virus.
A virus?
So if something
happens to you guys
Even you guys will
turn in to them.
No matter who gets infected.
Kill them, show no mercy.
Even if it is me.
The more you're selfish...
it's better for you.
To you guys,
it's Kunjithanny Kaadu.
But according Govt.
Classified records...
What happened next Dora?
Damn it, doesn't sound
like a story to you?
Madam, why are they
roaming like this?
It's because of the work
which took place here.
Sex is it?
Hey Rayudu!
I'm sure it's sex then.
How to kill them.
Idiot, you're talking too much.
But nothing happened to you.
It's not a virus.
It's a conspiracy by Illuminati.
It was the same case
with Lemuria circle...
Paarisalam stop it.
She's speaking with
such grace and calmness.
Can't you listen to her?
- That was a tight slap, buddy.
- Right!
I've said enough.
If you wish live then fine.
If not stand inside a circle.
This is not enough to defend.
- Madam is awesome
- Brother!
Hey, madam is calling you.
- What are you staring at?
- Brother, I meant you
Go and get the gun from there.
How long will you guys
knock an open door?
Hey Sinchan, just like you
said this sister is awesome.
It's always the case with me.
Hey! Madam!
You have Arnold's gun over here.
Hey brother!
Do you know to shoot?
Obviously, see like this...
I'm ok!
It's been long since I pressed anything.
He's good at lying.
Madam... Madam!
They'll be inside soon.
Madam... Hey!
Come on everyone leave
from here, quick.
Madam, don't slip and fall.
Don't bloody slip and fall.
Don't you have any sense?
Are you blind?
You'll slip first, then him
then him
what's wrong with you?
Don't you say a word.
When say don't slip,
you shouldn't.
Rayudu, you mean...
Idiot, what's with the English?
When say don't slip,
you shouldn't.
Understood!
Who was it?
Soap Box!
You might have seen Soap Opera
have you ever seen
deaths by soap?
This is my flashback.
Boss, had his coffee.
He's going to take a shower.
Hello?
Hey Appa Rao, sleeping
during working hours?
Appa Rao!?
What is this?
Hey Subba Rao, come here.
Oh Subba! On no!
Subba Rao! Why did you die?
Mom, where are you?
Security is lying dead here.
Mom... Mom!
Mom... Mom!
Carpenter Kabali, why did
you drill into mom's eyes?
Brother, Brother!
Aerobics Anand Raj, what's
with this head pose?
What happened!
Gopi?
But there's one thing...
What is that?
In spite of so much chaos, nothing
went wrong with my soap box.
Rayudu!
Are you the SOLE owner
of Rayudu Industries?
I'm just the owner not a Hooker.
You're filthy rich, why
do you want to die?
That's true, I have it all
Rayudu Group of Industries
Rayudu Tortoise meat farm
Rayudu Cat meat farm
Rayudu Meth Lab.
Rayudu Cocaine Lab.
Rayudu Sex.Com.
Rayudu Kart.com
Rayudu Rocker.com
Rayudu this... Rayudu that
Even that Ambani is my apprentice.
Recently I and Google Sundaram together
came up with a mobile platform.
Android One!
Hey! What do you think, RBI is?
Rochelle Bank of India.
Idiots! It's Rayudu
Bank of India.
Fuckin' I have everything,
everything damn it.
Idiot, if you have everything,
then why do you want to die?
But there's no one to live for.
Fate, killed your family.
But my ill fate, my
family tried to kill me.
Hey! I'm right here damn it.
Help me damn it.
Hey, apply some soap on my back.
He's been screaming from that time.
MADAM!
- Ah, every scene has one rising up!
- Follow me!
Hey!
Madam... Madam!
Hey Rayudu, help me.
How did he get this gun?
Mahesh you spread the meal,
but he seems to enjoy the dessert.
Load the suppressor.
Madam!
Hey! Look over there!
That girl is holding IT's gun.
What is this Madam?
What is she doing?
Hey, Bun!
Madam, madam for me too.
Madam!
Don't you feel hungry?
Eat damn it.
You have got to believe me.
Because I'm a girl...
And I have a gun.
That's why you should
shut the fuck up and eat.
- 1...
- She gave us buns
- 2...
- but didn't give us jam
not able to eat plain bun
Madam!
3!
Bloody wretch, why
are you tying us up?
I did tell you guys about
supernatural stuff
that's her.
Madam be careful, you might slip.
How is that all you
women are the same?
- Hey!
- Buddy, why did you slap me?
Don't talk ill about
women, Abhishek.
Madam, you forgot
to tie me up here.
Oh no!
Don't worry, I won't
escape from here.
- Good boy!
- Thank you!
- She seems nice.
- Idiot!
- Jealousy!
- How is that...
You women back-stab us
when we believe in you.
Hey! What can she do about it?
She is striving
to make a living.
Mahesh, I told you right
not to trust this woman.
Do you realize now, why
I can't stand women.
Please Arumai, stop
leaning on me.
Madam!
- Not me, him.
- How are you planning to kill us?
- Partha is that you?
- Are you going to burn us?
Or you're planning to shoot
us down point blank?
Take a hammer and
knock us on the head.
No, no, no, no, no...
Screwdriver!
If you take that
screwdriver and stab us...
It will plunge in and
we'll die instantly.
Anthrax!
Cyanide!
Electric Chair, Atom Bomb!
Ebola!
Bio Weapon, Sulfuric Acid.
Simbu, Julie, Mannai Sathik.
Come on, something.
My death should be glorious!
YES!
He seemed to have lost it.
You guys are not for
sacrifice, but a bait.
I need Zombies alive
for my research.
I couldn't do it alone.
Not an issue.
You guys voluntarily got webbed.
You can either live or die.
It's entirely up to me.
Hey! Where are you?
I'll count until 3.
You better get over here
if not I'll pee in my pants.
I'm so close to peeing.
Untie us damn it.
It's all fate.
You have to beg to a
girl to undo your pants.
Satan is great!
Don't... don't.
- Bloody Satan
- Hey Rayudu
Your hands are untied, take
that and cut us loose.
No, no, no! You shouldn't escape.
Hey!
Bloody vest borne bitch,
come here damn it.
Hey... don't shout. It might come.
What is he doing?
- Now see...
- Hey!
Shouldn't escape, it's wrong.
Bloody idiotic Rayudu.
Don't shout, it
might come inside.
It doesn't come by shouting.
It'll come only if you stress it.
Come damn it.
Come out damn it.
If you shout, it'll come.
It won't come, untie us damn it.
Don't shout, it might come.
- Untie us damn it.
- What are you doing?
Shut up, don't shout.
It might come.
It won't come, untie us damn it.
Don't shout, it might
come, damn it.
It won't come damn it.
Hey what's wrong with you.
Listen to him.
Don't shout it might come.
It won't come, where
are you damn it?
Bloody girl,
are you putting on make-up?
It will come, don't
shout damn it.
Don't shout, damn it.
- I'll take care of it
- It will come damn it
It will come, if you shout.
It will come!
They're here damn it.
Wish if we had Jayam Ravi here.
Good Morning boys.
Madam! Setting is it!?
Get up, come on get up.
Hey, why do they walk so slow?
Arumai, death is always slow.
But will be a great one.
It's not working out.
Hey, Arumai move damn it.
Hey! Curd rice!
Hey I've just begun
to desire to live
Hey don't do it.
Hey!
Partha!
- Hold him down
- Come on, come on, come on.
Hey!
Morons!
Oh no, in this world
that too in this dark period
inside this forest
and on this earth
with these innocent people
good people and souls. Isn't there
anyone who can save us all?
"Oh no, in this world"
"that too in this dark period"
"inside this forest
and on this earth"
"with these innocent people"
"good people and souls. Isn't there
anyone who can save us all?"
Tell me, isn't there anyone?
You guys keep coming.
Madam, you came.
Are they running towards the blood?
Hey cut me loose. Hey, don't go.
Oh my strength of the crystal fort!
Sir, Sir, Sir please
help me save her.
She needs help bro.
Please bro, come on bro.
- Bro!
- Why the hair should I help her?
It's all happening because of her.
Get Lost.
Arumai, at least you come along.
Hey I don't coming for you.
But I won't if it's for a girl.
You're a moron damn it.
Life is always uncertain.
I'm Revolting Mahesh damn it!
Madam, let's have a drink.
I wonder how he can be
horny in such situation.
A dying lamp is
always the brightest.
Hey... listen to me carefully.
You can bitch about
anything you like.
But don't bitch about a friend.
Understood?
Ah! Superman!
Hey, he's coming, catch him.
Oh God!
Mahesh!
How come there is a
twist in this story?
Damn it, he looks like
a bearded Arnold.
They aren't here
you guys can come, keep running.
Come on. -Can't do so
much with just one bun
Hey, Mahesh...
Did you really kill that thing?
I didn't kill it. It
happened to slip.
Make sure Rayudu doesn't
hear about this.
Nothing is wrong,
you'll be fine madam.
Hey... move away, move away.
Move!
Oh no! Minor laid his
hand on that girl.
My grandpa was a successful
Ortho from Puthur.
Mahesh, is he really Telugu
or it's Telugu dubbing.
It's not hurting right?
Who the hell are you?
At least I would've got one.
- I didn't want you to...
- Bloody
I didn't want you to get hurt.
I'm Mahesh!
Hey, is this enough?
That's why I asked you not to save her.
Hey... don't give me that look.
I'll bloody beat you to pulp.
Don't be mistaken for a broken arm.
I'll rip your balls off with my left hand.
Get lost!
This is why, I don't
speak to women.
- Get lost!
- Hey... she's already in pain.
Please give her some air.
Please give her some space BRO!
Die damn it.
Hey... what?
Mahesh... move.
She's been bitten.
He's right Mahesh.
Look over there.
Oh God!
Madam, you never mentioned it.
She did tell us, to kill her.
We have to kill her.
- Step aside
- I won't.
Listen to me damn it.
Then you die too.
- Kill me
- Brother... Brother...!
Brother, he's our friend.
It's Mahesh!
- Brother!
- Hey!
What's your problem, damn it?
Can you guys come over
here for a minute?
- In fact...
- Sex!?
Hey... I'm in love with her.
Oh no! I thought as much.
Can't you pick a
better time for love?
Bloody rascal.
That too how can you fall
in love with a girl?
Hey!
Love is blind!
Understood it's blind
Is it toothless too?
Look at her!
Oh no, Mahesh what's happening?
Madam!
I want to just... the 6 of you
- Runaway from here...
- Mahesh, listen.
I think Zombie bites
turns on the women.
She's calling us with so much love.
Look at her eyes
there's a sparkle
Hair is seen!
Mahesh, I know you're in love.
- Throats are very important to live
- get away from here
Look over there, kill her.
I feel she looks better now.
Fine, it's a huge forest
Why aren't we evading? Instead
pretending to be saving her
You have a point.
Why risk it
he's desperate to
perform, let him do it.
It's not that buddy
why are you thinking about it,
get back to the position.
Fine, you're right.
Hey Mahesh, be careful.
Madam!
There are medicines at my house.
We have to get there in an hour.
Madam!
If you trust me...
come along.
If not, you can do as you wish.
This is the last chance
to save our savior.
Won't you guys help?
Don't you have conscience?
Wait up, I'm coming.
Mahesh!
If you wish to impress
her, stay back.
But we're leaving.
Hey... come on let's leave.
- Shall we leave?
- Hey!
You can't find Kohinoor in
the forest, all the best.
Abhishek!
Arumai!
- Parthasarathy, you too!
- Wait I'll speak to them
Get lost damn it.
Life is uncertain.
I'm there for you.
I'm there for you.
What is it?
You guys don't know the way out?
No option left, you
guys have to trust me.
I'm the only human left here.
Partha, don't slip and fall.
They're here damn it.
Mahesh, get behind me.
Hey move away.
Everyone keep running.
How are we going
to get past this?
What happened?
Just for fun.
You idiot, are you kidding?
Climb up, it's locked.
- Bloody!
- Come on every climb up.
Hey Partha, you climb up.
Climb up Partha, listen to me.
Come on, keep climbing.
Partha come on you leave.
Blood son of a
witch, give me way.
Shut up Arumai.
Move away, move away damn it.
Mahesh, you leave.
Partha leave damn it.
Mahesh take her and leave.
Mahesh, can you open it.
Come on leave, damn it.
Mahesh!
Partha, you climb up.
I'll take care of this.
Come on leave.
Partha make it soon.
Mahesh, they're getting closer.
Mahesh, you climb up.
Mahesh take this
rope and climb up.
Hey... climb up damn it.
- Don't be a fool
- Hey, you're in love with her right?
Ya, so what?
You climb up.
Partha!
Partha come on.
Bloody curd rice, listen to me.
Psychotic idiot.
Hey Partha, please listen to us.
Hey Curd Rice!
Mental.
I'm not Curd Rice.
I'm not a Curd Rice
- The kid is healthy and beautiful.
- Yes.
Why don't you pick name which modern,
stylish and scientifically apt.
Parthasarathy!
Parthasarathy!
I'm not a Curd Rice.
99 1/2 out of 100.
What happened to the 1/2 mark?
I'm not a Curd Rice.
Curd Rice! Curd Rice!
Curd Rice! Curd Rice!
I'm not Curd Rice
What is this?
Bloody first bencher, you're
seeking love at the last bench?
Bloody Curd Rice!
I'm not Curd Rice!
Partha.. you may be a school topper.
We're going to pursue MBBS.
I hope you understood.
Come on, start
preparing for re-exam.
I'm not Curd Rice!
Grow a pony tail
bathe along the
saints in the lake
don't come asking for porn.
I'm not one, damn it.
They'll bite you damn it.
Please listen to us damn it.
Mahesh ask to come back.
Hey, Partha! Hey!
Hey! Partha!
Oh no!
He was with us all
along, now he's dead.
Why is this happening?
Fighting and eating
up each other.
What do you think you do,
in the outside world?
Aren't you guys fighting
with each other to death?
At least you have the
freedom to choose.
They don't even
have that option.
Poor thing.
So if we were dead, we
would've ended up like them?
Hey Uthama...
I miss you dear.
- Shut up, damn it
- Why are you screaming?
- I'll shoot you down
- Abhishek, Abhishek
Where's your house?
Don't Abhishek, she's innocent.
Mahesh she's going somewhere.
Be careful!
What is she doing?
- Hey!
- Oh no!
Dora found the house.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Madam, Madam, Madam,
there's someone behind you.
Something is behind you.
There's someone
behind you, Madam.
Hey, who the hell is he?
Hey... I'll shoot her down.
Where did you go?
Where did you go,
without informing me?
I've told you a million
times not to roam around.
She must know this Zombie.
Where's the key?
Hey don't go there.
Mahesh, please don't go.
- Hey!
- Mahesh!
Hey, this is not a theme park.
Life is always...
- It's supernatural Mahesh
- uncertain.
You're right!
Mahesh, I'll come too.
Listen to me damn it.
Hey... let me go. Come on Bruno.
What is this place?
Stop bumping into me.
Hey, what's with so
many juice bottles?
Injection!
It's an Injection!
Oh no!
Poor thing, Madam.
If you have a cure for this,
then why do we have to kill them?
That won't work on them.
All these are expired medicines.
We have to kill them.
How did you get these things?
Who gave you this stuff?
That's none of you business.
You won't understand,
even if I explain it.
Now where will I hide my father?
Father?
What are you saying?
And where is he now?
Ah... that's him!
Uncle!
What happened to uncle?
It all started because of him.
What happened?
'4 Years ago...'
'My father and I came down
here to be part of a research.'
'It's a research center
for Military Protection.'
'Confidential!'
'There were strict orders
not to reveal anything.'
'A desire to achieve
something big...
Arrogance of being a genius.'
'So we worked hard without
thinking about the consequences.'
"Project Cthulhu"
'Instead letting one die, keep
them alive trapped in the body'
'That's it'
'Staying Alive.'
'It happens to everyone, initially
everyone laughed at us'
'No one believed'
'Except for my dad'
'Who am I? Is a question
only a human asks himself'
'he won't rest in peace
until its answered'
'The ones who went
looking for that answer
are the people who were researching
in this forest anonymously.'
'It was being funded by a
profitable businessman.'
'One medicine'
'Answer to all the cures'
'A bunch which disregarded faith
and believed in intelligence'
'In this world, a good thing
will come along with a curse'
'It was there too'
'Virus!'
'They never expected it'
'A disease which turns
human who can't die'
'But they realized, death
was a better option.'
'Only when the expectation
brings in destruction
a human will realize
their mistake'
'Few things can't be won.'
'Also can never accept defeat.'
'Just one option left,
undo the mistake'
'Have to get back
where it all started'
'We did.'
'But not everyone think alike'
'Power'
'Desire'
'made its impact as usual'
'Few decided to use
this in warfare'
'But there was one person, who
decided not to let this out.'
'That was my Dad.'
'He initiated a fake
incident inside the lab
And tried destroying the virus.'
'He didn't stand a chance'
'It didn't get destroyed
but it spread across'
'What can we do about it?'
'If you don't want an outbreak,
it should be contained here'
Patient No.213
Subject Name:
Rohit Sharma.
Govt. came to know of this...
and put a seal on this lab
to hide it from everyone.
They made this a
Radioactive zone.
They spread rumors, stating there
are ghosts and aliens out here.
Whoever came looking
for this forest...
are the people just like
you, who came to die here.
Do you guys know one thing?
There's no record of something
of this sort happened.
You're right!
We don't exist.
It was the same at Keeladi too.
- Mahesh! he's sleeping.
- Hey Mahesh.
Wake up, damn it.
Madam, life is uncertain.
That doesn't mean you
can never get married.
Hey!
Who are the men here?
Damn! Oh!
I was asking who are the men here?
Me!
Give me! Give me!
"Make sure the
teeth doesn't graze you."
"Make sure the
teeth doesn't graze you."
Such a huge forest.
- I wanna pee
- I'm sweating
What is this?
OH!
What happened? Who
is on the top?
We're going to check it out.
Is it a virus?
Virus can't climb trees.
It feels like an Arnold's movie.
Come on, sing.
Sshh... Hey!
Shut up!
- Stop screaming
- What are you guys doing?
Revolting Mahesh!
He is communicating with them.
He's marvelous!
- Is that so?
- If they come closer
they have to answer
to 3 guns of mine.
Come on, follow back.
Follow Back!
Hey... Arumai!
Arumai!
- On your shoulder
- Shoul... shoulder
A Frog!
This Frog looks delicious.
Eating its outer layer,
gives you proteins.
As it's a female frog, there
are chances it'll escape.
So lay it on its back and spread its legs.
Come closer, I'll show you how.
Now take this knife,
hold it like this and stab it hard.
Spread its legs, then
put your little finger
inside half an inch
and mangle it.
Then insert this bamboo stick into
its mouth and push it in 4 inches.
And play a track by
Hip-Hop Tamizha.
And your Frog Tandoori is ready.
Henceforth we'll make an
law and eat Tandoori Frog.
In Yaashika army, they have listed
the steps. about how to eat a frog.
If you're hasty, you'll
end up vomiting.
Correct, bro!
I was talking about you.
Bloody Serena Williams
in a Pant and a Shirt.
Frog, snake, lion creatures like
this won't be seen next year.
Andaman tribes are
going to be here.
Oh my God what a body,
it's making me quiver.
You're still alive damn it.
There's lion one side
and Linga on the other.
Also ripe fruits
hanging all the way.
It may be called
Kunjithanny Kaadu
But there's no Kunji neither thanny,
in fact it's not a forest itself.
Come on, I'll teach you how to
quench your thirst for water.
If you mix cumin seeds
in your urine...
Your little buddy will be
saluting hard in the cold breeze.
Tell me, who are you people?
You're drinking urine
like its mineral water...
Who are you?
You're holding the gun
inverted, who are you?
Mahesh... Revolting Mahesh!
King... King of the
Amazon Jungle.
Barry Hills!
Toll!?
Toll inside a forest?
What will you do with the money?
Good question.
I'll check with him later.
Is it single or double?
I'm single right now,
but I'll be double soon.
Make sure you're away from him.
You guys can't go past
without paying the toll.
'Because the dense forest
you're about to enter...
Insects, reptiles, frogs etc...
You can't find any of
it in this forest.
Why so?
'Cause I ate them all.
Toll!?
You're done. Get lost.
Get lost damn it.
- Toll!
- Get lost.
He can be used in emergency.
Don't you know, beyond 15 minutes
Toll shouldn't be collected.
Disregard 15 minutes.
Just make it erect for 5
minutes, you don't have to pay.
You're being vulgar.
It's monstrosity, damn it.
- I'm leaving!
- Get lost.
Look at Panchanli hop.
- Get lost!
- Get lost!
Where is she going?
Where are you headed
Lakshmi Menon?
I'll rip your mouth into pieces.
Are you being a sarcastic hair?
Why are you being abusive?
Listen, hereafter they're
your responsibility.
I can't beyond this.
Hey don't leave this ho with me.
Who are you calling a ho?
I meant you damn it.
- You didn't call Madam, right?
- No I didn't.
Listen, if I fuckin' see you
guys again near the forest
That's it.
Did you or not make it
stand for 5 minutes?
- Ask him not to accuse her.
- Mahesh, don't keep shaking your rear.
Listen to me, damn it.
Look, she's finally alone.
This is the right time to propose.
Go and give her the letter.
If you go tomorrow, she
might swear on you.
Go man. Go!
Madam!
Madam!
Madam, I...
Listen to me, and
leave from here.
That's about it.
You should speak your heart.
You should live the day,
that's what Mahesh is about.
Are you worried
about your father?
We'll take your dad
to a good doctor...
We'll get him cured for good.
You don't seem to understand
what's happening here.
You don't seem to understand.
If we hadn't met outside this
forest, it's a different thing.
But if we have met in this forest
and speaking to each other...
It's fate!
No one can cheat it.
Just for you...
I've written a love letter.
- Please read it.
- I'm not in a position to take a decision.
Please understand Mahesh.
In spite of saying so much, If I
happen to give this letter to you...
I won't spare myself.
Madam I love you!
Finally we caught you.
Madam, are you feeling shy?
Madam!
"Heyes are dying to get a glimpse"
Oh no, Madam!
Madam!
GOPI'S HOUSE
"Gopi's House"
Is it Badava Gopi or Mime Gopi?
Gopi! Gopi!
Hey, you guys are relaxing
as if you're on a picnic.
Gopi, two guys out there
- too her away
- Two guys?
Hey don't you get it?
Two guys took her...
I've reached the park.
They've kidnapped her.
Is that all?
Met her at sector road at 7am
and cribbing that
she's been missing
Get lost damn it,
mind your business.
Hey, I'm saying she's
been kidnapped
I don't understand
what you're saying.
How do you expect to know
everything in a day?
I've been here for 2 years...
And I don't understand anything.
Useless guys!
Kunjithanny Kaadu contestants.
I'm going to play
a short film now.
You will see how people who wish to
sleep with Sathya get screwed royally.
Condolences for the fallen
Winter 7:30pm current year.
This seems to be an unsolved
mystery in Kunjithanny Kaadu.
The voices heard in
middle of the night
we can concur that group sex, orgy, gang
bangs are a very common thing over here.
If we look at this
infrastructure...
How can you betray him?
He gave a huge responsibility.
And you went and fucked it up.
Believe me...
One day we will be rewarded.
He won't do squat.
He won't do anything for us.
How long do you expect
us to be his prey.
Shouldn't I hunt as well?
Only if there's a dancer,
there will be a dance floor.
How many are going to
pounce on one guy?
He squished them!
It's going to turn out ugly.
It's better to shut
your mouth and ass.
Oh God, that was close.
- He bloody killed him
- Late reaction!
Such rage is not good for Loose Mohan.
Loose Mohan!?
- That's Charlie Chaplin
- I've seen him somewhere
- I can't remember
- that's Solomon Papaiyaa
Charlie Chaplin... Charlie Chaplin
Bloody State Board candidates.
My dear friend...
Did you get it?
Is it Hitler?
- Hey! Super!
- Happy idiots.
Come on, you stroke one too
keep stroking!
Hey! HITLER-Uh!
Hitler is dead.
Then how come?
Mahesh, I feel really
sorry for you.
Show me your face
she never said anything to you?
Mahesh!
He's lying!
He died and is lying a
corpse for 70 years now.
My dear, it was a dead corpse.
But a person born to the guest,
dug out the corpse and did research on it.
Who is that?
Mahesh!
I'm well aware of that idiot.
Rohit Sharma!
Suicide corpse, has been
stored to its prime.
Germans are genius.
Bringing back the dead
is not called science.
Are you doing black Magic here?
It's medicine, Dad.
What do you want me to do now?
I discovered a virus
which can heal itself.
They mutated it and turned into
a virus which killed many.
We came with a notion, but
that's not happening.
Fine, do something Dad.
'The pre-mature research of
father and the daughter
The Hitler was cut loose.'
'Due to over dosage,
he got so turned on...
that he screwed anything that moved.'
'Then it got fed up of the usual and
was longing for a deeper contact.'
'That deeper contact is Sathya.'
'He's the one how trampled millions
of lives in split seconds.'
'He tortured them daily'
Do you remember your last
words before you died?
What did I say?
You could've lost now, but
you will win one day.
I will be with you again at
that time, we'll meet soon.
Its their first night.
Let's leave them alone.
We'll see about that.
Boys! Follow me!
Furor, please have this.
Let me know if you
feel something.
I can only say...
Mr.Hitler!
It's been 45 years
since your death.
Matter is going to be tough.
Let's see.
This is called, cold
pressed potatoes
If you have 5 drops of this...
the driest of canals will start
gushing like furious stream.
Oh!
Why is he singing for that?
- Is it working?
- Is it flowing, Furor?
This isn't working too.
Fine, I'll get you
another stuff.
This is called Volcanic Puree.
So puree is got water?
I meant add water, boil it and
then have it as a porridge.
- That's the issue with him.
- Come on gulp it.
Corpse is too desperate.
I have one another thing.
Nuts! Nuts!
These are called Acroot Nuts!
Have them too.
Is it working?
If it isn't working even after having it.
The problem doesn't lie with these nuts...
Oh no!
Damn it the gun isn't working
Oh no, I forgot.
Here, take this AK-74.
Oh no! Oh no!
Damn, this isn't working too.
Give him the assault rifle.
Hey! Where are the bullets?
Its 50 rupees per bullet.
What can I do if
you crib about it.
Even this gun is useless.
- Useless guns
- Bloody idiot, stop
I won't spare you.
I've become a laughing stock.
This is Anirudh Halwa.
All the "69" ingredients are in it.
Give it a try!
Don't feel shy, try it.
Hey... am I, am I the
craziest MEME-uh?
Hey... admin, admin... come
on do me as well
Hey... am I, am I the
craziest MEME-uh?
Hey... admin, admin... come
on do me as well
I'm trending in
spite of repeating it
Come closer dear and share it
I'll turn into a zombie
and bite you to death
I'll give you a sweet kiss
without grazing the teeth
Kutty-Dear!
Are you angry, Kutty-Dear!
Kutty-Dear!
Are you angry, Kutty-Dear!
I'm the type, who doesn't reply
once the tick turns blue on whatsapp
I'm that beauty, who attracts
1K likes even for lame status
I'm that "Priya Sweety"
Is that you?
I'm "Swetha Angel" too
not an issue let's chat
I'm also the
friendliest "Natasha"
please reply me
I'm also Dad's little Princess!
Once I send in
the friend request
in the pretense of
proposing their love
smileys will shower
calling me "Hi Dear!"
Slap on our faces, sister!
Hello Everybody!
Here comes the King of Dance
our very own, Anand Babu!
Kutty-Dear!
Are you angry, Kutty-Dear!
Kutty-Dear!
Are you angry, Kutty-Dear!
Are you angry, Kutty-Dear?
Boss, Mahesh and his friends
have come to save her.
Tie her down.
I'll see how they are
planning to save her.
Great they're here now.
Now they'll know
Sir, it was them
who were planning.
You guys leave, I'll
take care of them.
I remember this slang
from somewhere.
Hey Partha! You're still alive?
Oh-oh, ok.
Don't shout, why have
you guys not escaped?
I sacrificed my life for you guys.
I won't leave without
saving Sathya.
That's impossible.
Earlier he was just
in love with her.
The moment you stepped
into her life...
He's aggressively
determined to nail her.
When you said nail her?
Which one is it? This or This?
Ah!
How many will nail her?
I think he died a virgin
in his previous birth.
He's horny since his return.
Then how did he survive
all this while?
- Sausages!
- Sausages?
All of you?
Yes!
Didn't you die this afternoon?
How did you grow so much beard?
- They served me hot!
- Oh the beard is a side effect.
How do I save Sathya now?
He's impossible.
Damn!
Come on! You guys are slow!
This is Hitler's sex bungalow.
This is where he
has kept Sathya.
Huh!
How many are behind Sathya?
Either ways you can't do
anything, so get lost.
Bloody Curd Rice,
where are you going?
He's heading out to shave.
Let him go.
Let go!
The gate is open,
let's get inside.
How come there's no
lock at Pochinki Palace?
Hands Up!
Hey! Show me your hands.
I just held it in my hand.
How can I let it go right away.
Hey! Turn around.
I can't.
- What do you mean?
- It'll take at least 2 minutes.
Do you know what's in my hand?
Do you know what's in my hand?
- Mahesh!
- Hey, Arav!
- You're still alive
- You're still alive
- Hey move away
- I'm not a zombie
He looks like a burnt Pulav,
and you're calling him Arav.
What are you doing here?
Sri Reddy added me
to the list as well.
I came here to die.
But these people got me instead.
If so, did Hitler do it to you too?
I would've have been his breakfast.
But one girl saved my life.
- Sathya!
- Sathya!
Why is everyone shocked?
Hey Arav, tell me what
else has happened?
How many are inside Arav?
When is the festival
going to start?
- Arav!
- Stop it!
Mahesh!
Saving her is not an easy thing.
Stop shaking your dirty hands.
Ah! Sorry brother.
It's not an easy
job to save her.
- Is it so?
- Ya!
If we follow these 5 rules
It's easy to rescue Sathya.
Ok master!
Number One:
Have to rescue her in 15 minutes.
We should kill Hitler.
If not Hitler with her...
Why is he crying?
Did he try his luck too?
He's saying, she'll get screwed.
Number Two:
no matter what happens,
don't let your tool out.
Ah when did we
take our tool out?
Number Third:
no one should go alone anywhere.
Unity is like Medhu Vada.
If so,
Matter must be Masala Vada.
If things doesn't work
out, escape from there.
Don't let your mantra down.
Did you hear that?
The last one, which everyone
in this forest keeps saying
Make sure the Teeth
doesn't graze you.
If this grazes, it's poisonous.
Today will be her...
Hey, Sinchan!
Let that all go, we
don't have time.
We only have 15 minutes left.
Let's get going.
Hey... where's that
Oviya's husband?
He never mentioned about this.
Why is he placing his ear?
What is it?
I can't see anything.
Damn it!
There's a door bell.
Don't do anything to it, monkey.
You'll get us caught.
It can be opened only with
Hitler's fingerprint.
Hey PUBG player, aren't
you one of his employee?
Why don't we use
your fingerprint.
It got washed out in
5th grade itself.
Does anyone has their
fingerprints intact?
My fingerprints smudged
with Uthaman's break-up.
Aggressively Single!
Only one person can
get this done.
Include HD I/O .axis
- Come on
- Oh him?
Welcome Mr.Blackberry.
- USB Cable
- The position isn't right
- Before I get turned on, finish it.
- I'm trying all possible ways
Were you guys unlocking
an open door?
- What are you doing?
- I'm hacking.
Everyone already got in.
That's why I'm
checking my whatsapp.
For you even 5 minutes
in fact even 2
minutes is impossible.
Hey... come soon.
Keep running to the safe zone.
Oh God this room,
come on move faster.
I'm getting reminded
of the past.
Arumai!
Ah!
- Arumai!
- I'm familiar with this voice.
Arumai!
Ah! Uthamapurusha!
Arumai!
Hey!
I was hurting thinking what you must
be doing at your wedding night.
What are you doing here?
I'm not doing anything,
it's them who are...
Hey! get lost, how
much more do you want?
Get lost, I can't do it.
Save me, please save me.
I betrayed the person,
who bent over for me
now the entire town is
making me bend over.
You deserve this, damn it.
- You didn't agree to it then...
- Yes.
Now the Govt. itself has
passed section 377.
You were too proud,
'cause you had one thing
A speech and two tails.
They butchered me.
Seems like too many tails.
Come on.
Hey, over here.
We have to get in through this.
Mahesh, there are at
least 40 guys inside.
40 men, he must have a big hand.
Arav, is there a bathroom here?
How can you get turned
on in this situation?
- Is there a bathroom here?
- There is one.
Then she will be here.
What is this nut case up to now?
What is he doing?
How did the soap appear
through the air?
Soapie, there are 40 men inside.
Enjoy!
Jai Sandikesava!
Oh no!
- It's so silent.
- Soapie!
Soapie!
- Wow!
- Soapie.
Candidates required for
a Call Center Job.
Job at a call center!
Instead of roaming through
the forests with them...
I'll better get a job
here and settle down.
May I come in, Sir!
Brother... Hello!
Oh God no!
Abhishek Raja!
- Yes Sir!
- Over here.
Sir!
My name... how did
you know my name?
I just knew.
Ok... Ok, Sir.
I didn't get my resume.
But I have an experience of 15 years.
It's very evident
with your face.
- Lollipop!
- Have it.
What's your expectation?
I'm expecting around 15 lacs.
- Per Anal?
- Ah!?
Per Annum!
Oh annum... yes sir, yes sir.
Is night shift fine with you?
Night, night shift...
I'm fine with it, Sir.
I'll work with my
face down diligently.
Very Good!
That's what we need.
Hoping there will be holidays?
It depends on our mood.
Also depends on your mood too.
Depending on the mood?
What are the working hours?
How much can you take?
If you ask me to, I'll even
work for one week straight.
Very Dedicated!
Thank you Sir. Thank you very much.
Yess!
Can you handle pressure?
That's part of my
job description.
- Are you fine with on-site?
- Sure Sir.
Which country should I move to?
They'll come down here, but the
service should be the best.
Sure Sir, my work is the best.
Sir, do I get my own cabin?
Come on don't embarrass me.
We'll give you a huge
bungalow with swimming pool.
Is this pool huge?
That's in your hands!
One
Two
Three
Four
- Very Good!
- Is this fine, Sir.
Very Good!
Miniscule Mush!
What's with the hangings here?
Oh love making scene.
I'll hide in a corner and watch.
He's good at shaking...
left right, left right
Don't you slip and fall.
Bloody Soapie!
You got me caught, damn it.
Hi bro!
Mahesh, why did you come inside?
- Who should I ask?
- Didn't I ask you not to follow me?
Sathya, don't worry.
I'll take care of him.
Have you gone crazy, Mahesh?
You can't win him in a fight.
What is this Eva? Love is it?
- Yes.
- Oh no!
It's not love.
But what to do? He has
followed me till here.
You tell me what to do?
Make a decision right away.
Today is my wedding night.
It's for me too.
Oh God!
I don't like both you guys.
You guys compete and
the winner come to me.
Then I'll make the decision
to love him or not.
A competition with him?
He's a human.
You're not aware of Mahesh.
Wait, I'll tell you.
- Mahesh!
- Sathya!
Listen, I bought some
time for you to escape.
You still have time,
get our from here.
I won't. It's you I
wanna live with.
Damn it, then die.
Hitler!
If I let them be, they'll
kill me with their talks.
It's best to get them
into a tiff and escape.
I got an idea.
Simple!
Four rounds of liquor
without getting sloshed
have to eat two
mangoes and a banana
and stand on one leg with
falling down for 10 minutes.
- I will marry him.
- Mangoes!
Simple!
Four rounds of liquor
without getting sloshed
have to eat two
mangoes and a banana
and stand on one leg with
falling down for 10 minutes.
I will marry him.
Four rounds of liquor
have to eat two
mangoes and a banana
and stand on one leg with
falling down for 10 minutes.
I will marry him.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Hey!
- Country fellow
Damn it, he finished it.
Drink slowly Mahesh,
you'll get sloshed.
Come on!
Cool drinks for the Boss...
- liquor for Mahesh.
- Bloody frauds!
I gulped down one full bottle.
Sorry Bud!
Hit me with as many you like
- Hi!
- Hey Rayudu is inside without a shirt.
- Don't scream, you'll get me caught.
- What are you doing inside?
They have tied her up and these
people are having drinks.
That's an horrible competition.
Whoever drinks
alcohol, eat mangoes
eat bananas, stand on one leg
She'll get married to them.
Instead they could've raped her.
That's not the worse
they're mixing cool drinks in
Hitler's drink and cheating
Liquor from our place
tastes like cool drinks.
Ah, he's changing it.
You guys just deviate
the bodyguards.
I'll take care of the rest.
Super, Super! We'll rock it.
- Ok, ok.
- Come on, come on.
Rayudu what does "Deviate" mean?
Round Two:
- Wait and watch.
- Who is here at this hour?
- Cheers once again.
- Cheers!
Phew, I'm inside.
Hey! Who the hell is outside?
Cool drinks! Alcohol!
Let's change it.
How come it doesn't move?
Damn he got caught, idiot.
Oh! Sathya madam.
Get lost, idiot.
Hey! next!
They haven't left yet.
Hey, where are you going?
I'm his slave, so I'm
taking this to him.
Hey... this is not
the time to argue.
Listen, Mahesh is stuck inside.
Wait a minute.
Hey pick up the bottle.
Listen, the bottle on the
right is for Hitler.
The left side bottle
is for Mahesh.
Repeat what I said.
Right is for Hitler.
And left is for Mahesh.
What are you doing?
What is that?
This a very dangerous alcohol.
With just one round, the
person will be sloshed.
- Is that so?
- Monitor!
Hey! Come on you get going.
Right is for Hitler.
Hey!
Left is for Mahesh.
You baldy!
He interchanged it.
- Success!
- I'm gonna break your head.
Bloody idiot, what
did I tell you?
I asked you to keep
it on the right
don't hit that
kid, he might die.
Didn't I ask you to
keep it on the right?
Yes, you did.
Right was for Hitler.
Left was for Mahesh.
Wait a minute.
Which hand do you eat with?
With my right hand.
Which do you use to wipe?
With my left hand.
You're confusing him,
you turn around.
Mahesh!
I've won the game, Madam.
Hitler, don't go
back on your word
untie Madam and let her go.
You say the same to your people.
- Oh God no!
- Don't!
Ya right, just keep pointing.
- But never shoots
- Give me another one.
Next!
Hitler!
Ah! Come on now take this.
Now!
Why is he hooting?
Hey... what is this?
As per my plan, you got to lose.
I did interchange the bottle.
- Is it so?
- Ah!
- What is he saying?
- Your dark friend
Ii was me who changed
the bottles.
How is it? How is it possible?
I have a doubt on this baldy,
better I'll change the bottles.
Then who drank that?
Oh no Furor! Furor!
Hey! He drank that.
What is this Hitler?
Oh no! I thought we were serving
you soft drinks. Was it arrack!
Come on, come on!
He started his drama. Mahesh!
- Performance is quite strong
- Mahesh!
You were drinking just water.
It was us, who changed it.
Stop pretending.
- Water?
- Yes. Show me your face
Mahesh, you achieved
what you had intended.
- You're great
- Didn't I mention earlier
It's not a big deal
to drink liquor.
It matters with whom
you sit and drink.
Everyone is happy and
speaking their hearts out.
Why are you so silent?
Don't you like me?
- Love is like a flower...
- Hey...
Idiot... waste fellow.
Will someone stand outside the
villain's house and talk.
Hey... let's leave damn it.
She agreed to it, she did.
Fine, but someone is missing.
Eva!
Darling!
Hey! Come on dear.
Hitla!
Come on!