Paranormal Cuma (2024) Movie Script
Is that money?
Is that money?
Oh boy! I hope it is not a soda cap.
Oh God, please don't let it be a soda cap!
Oh! Yeah! It's really money!
Money! Oh! Five liras.
Heads or tails? Tails.
It's heads. Cuma, you owe
yourself five liras. Oh!
Hopefully it's nothing bad. Who is this?
Huh?
Hello? Chief physician?
I'm listening.
Do you hear the sound? The alarm sound?
Sir, if there was a fire near the hospital
it could have went off as a precaution.
All the alarms in the hospital are on,
yet there is neither smoke nor fire.
Come to the hospital at once.
Alright, sir, I'm coming. Don't worry.
I'll be there.
Alright, I'll step on the turbo
and be right there.
Allah Allah.
They must have
smoked tobacco products
somewhere in the hospital.
That must be the reason it's chirping.
What's happening here?
I guess this is the end. Oh no!
We're going in smokes.
The car is burning. Oh! What's happening?
Oh boy! What happened?
Hey! Stop there! Stop!
Stop there!
Hulusi, God sent you to me!
Help me, it's burning!
- It's burning.
- Cuma, what happened?
I think turbo was too much.
The engine is burning.
You should take me
to the hospital immediately.
- Get out of the way.
- Hey, man, that's an oxygen tank, stop!
Oh my! It's completely on fire!
Oh! It's gone!
It's gone, the old-timer is gone, man!
What have I done?
Wasn't that the fire extinguisher?
Oh my, how has this happened?
Why did you put an oxygen tank
where the fire extinguisher should be?
This is an ambulance, Cuma.
If you go around owing everyone money,
this is what you get.
God forbid, you'll burn it
with your own hands.
Don't add fuel to the fire.
My stuff's burned, man.
I'm burning inside here.
Stuff is the shard of your soul.
Allah has warned you, bro.
Repent. If you don't repent, you'll burn.
You should be the one to repent.
My stuff has burned, I'm burning inside.
You're still talking nonsense
for your own benefit.
Honestly, if you were a real man, a friend
in need, you'd chip in for a trike.
And I'd pray for your well-being.
But it wouldn't happen.
I wouldn't give you my worst sin Cuma.
What would I do with your sin Hulusi?
I'm telling you, you'll need
my help some day.
When that day comes, I'll make you bleat.
How will you do that, huh?
Hulusi, our relationship has become toxic,
but you should know that
it is you who are toxic.
He is still laughing. Drive man, drive.
I'm going to make you bleat.
I'm telling you.
You will not bleat happily.
It will be painful.
I'll show you. It's like
the Dden Waterfalls here.
Give that umbrella to me.
Mashallah.
The alarm works like clockwork.
Happy holidays, personnel.
Hey!
There's no fire. Why is the alarm ringing?
Is your alarm from China?
It's seized property.
I took it from the bankrupt company.
Not a Chinese product but
it's related to Indira Gandhi.
So a black-market alarm?
Yes but it never saw fire.
To buy a new one
you would sell the whole hospital.
I'm doing public service. Still,
I can't please you, you loudmouth.
- Be gone.
- Cuma!
Why are you wasting time? Do something.
Sir, it's not my fault.
He kept me talking.
He wanted a briefing
on the alarm situation.
Since electricity is a part of my mission,
as I am an electrician,
I wanted to enlighten him
but his light bulb has already blown.
Don't get wet, come here.
Does it also rain in your room?
- Yes.
- Come here. Don't get wet.
That's it.
Why did you bother yourself so much?
Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
Why is it ringing?
The reason is that
when I was coming here my trike
caught fire, it must have sensed it.
Some devices are sensitive.
Stop talking nonsense. Shut it up.
Right away, silly.
I mean, I'll take care of this
silly thing, don't worry.
- What are you doing?
- I'm going to cut it.
This whole system is connected here.
When I cut this,
the whole alarm system will shut down.
With scissors? You'll get electrocuted.
A skilled electrician won't get shocked,
Also, my shoes are special.
- Huh?
- Don't you worry.
I'll take care of it.
Don't worry about the thing
I collect the water from sprinklers.
I completely connected it there.
There won't be any water bill.
You can relax.
Also
A bit more.
Oh, no.
You said it was fine.
I took off my shoes
so the chair wouldn't get dirty.
- Are you okay?
- Do not touch!
I think I've got charged up just now.
- Right now, I feel like a transformer.
- Okay.
- You'll get shocked. I swear.
- Okay.
Should I go to the emergency room?
- What's happening?
- The power went out.
I can see that.
Why isn't the generator working?
We are in surgery!
The generator will kick in now.
Let's wait a few seconds.
What did you do, Cuma?
You cut all the hospital's power.
How should I know?
I think I absorbed all the power.
I feel like
a 220-volt transformer right now.
- You are not well, I guess.
- I guess so.
The generator should have
kicked in automatically.
- Yeah.
- There's a surgery.
- Yes.
- There are patients on machines.
- Yes, there are.
- Take care of it, now!
Okay, sir. Don't worry.
I'm taking care of it.
Let go! What are you doing?
I feel terrible right now.
So?
A moment.
What the hell is this?
Why is there no power?
Why isn't the generator working?
- Get away!
- Isn't the generator working?
- We are losing the patient. No pulse.
- Oh God.
Why didn't the generator kick in?
Why?
Oh man! We didn't plug it in.
Which is which?
Oh! Low voltage!
Operating room!
Ha! Quick! Bring the defibrillator.
Come on!
Move aside! Move aside!
I need to get into the OR urgently.
A matter of life and death! Move aside!
Again. Come on now.
Yeah. Now.
No. It's not working,
the voltage is not enough.
Peace be upon you. Blessings.
It's me, Cuma the Electrician.
- What are you doing here?
- There's a technical issue.
I manually kicked in the generator.
I came here to check.
Is there any problem?
- Hey! Is there any problem?
- Yes, there is.
The patient almost died.
We're giving him shocks
but the voltage is not enough.
Cuts in and out.
Timing is very important.
- You should shock him at high voltage.
- How can I know when?
The expert knows it. Give them to me.
Are you mad? We're in OR.
Are you a doctor?
I am not, but I am an electrician.
Defibrillators are my speciality.
Tell me, is the patient dead?
Yes he is, there is no pulse.
- Unfortunate. Give them to me.
- What are you doing?
- Ah!
- What happened? Did you get shocked?
I added some extra electricity.
I shocked the defibrillator, man.
Let's check if everything's
okay and healthy.
What the hell?
Very good. It's working. Okay.
I am in charge. Are we ready?
I'll charge on three.
Ready, one, two, three.
Charge Fenerbahe!
He really got well.
Lie down.
He really came back. Are you okay?
Is everything alright? Any kids?
- Tell me their names.
- What the hell are you doing?
I'm checking the patient, Professor.
We revived him.
Did we mess with anything somewhere?
We could have created
Frankenstein here in the OR.
See how he got up?
Who the hell do you think you are, punk?
You are complementing me
because I revived the patient, right?
Scalpel.
- This will be bad for me, got it.
- Come here!
- Come!
- Help!
Cuma, come here!
For the love of God,
someone hold Mr. Arkn!
Hold that man!
Miss, move aside!
Cuma, what happened?
Sir, I revived a patient
who died in the OR.
I guess Mr. Arkn didn't like it.
To hell with him, man.
- How can this happen? I
- Cuma!
That psycho is still chasing me!
Come here. Come here, Cuma.
- Come here!
- Who chases another with a scalpel, man?
Come here Cuma!
Cuma!
I'm not here.
Ah, now we're really screwed.
Get well soon. Unexpected accident, right?
You? Look at this, look at my head!
- How did it split?
- Sir, move! Matter of life and death!
Sir! Oh God!
You've shed some blood.
Let me kiss and heal it.
- Go away!
- Okay.
I'll tie you to that stretcher
and throw you into the sea.
- Keep calm, sir.
- Come here!
It's slippery, watch your step.
Man, what's your problem?
Are we training for the Olympics or what?
Who chases another with a scalpel,
you psycho!
Hello. Good day.
I am a visiting obstetrician.
I will perform a transcendental delivery.
Hello.
- Are you the father?
- Yes.
Is he? Are you sure of that?
Allow me. I'll check her.
Look at him. Oh. Let me look. Okay.
Now squeeze my hand, you can push
as hard as you want. Push.
Sir, what do you mean?
We are in the ultrasound room.
- Are we? How far along are you?
- Is the patient ready?
Patient? She is not sick.
Soon our happiness
- Who are you?
- You are invited to baby shower.
Cuma.
- Here is Chucky the psycho. Oh!
- Come here.
Short visits are the best ones. Excuse me.
- Sir, calm down.
- Come here.
- For the love of God.
- Come here.
Sir, for the love of God, please stop.
- Stop.
- Come here.
- What is happening?
- Cuma, come here.
Stop chasing me!
Why are you chasing me?
Cuma!
Get well soon.
Why are they still chasing me?
Firstly, get well soon.
Are you here for your teeth?
Meaningless question.
Obviously, it's not hemorrhoid.
Are you in pain? Toothache sucks.
Open wide. Say "Ah."
Did they sedate? Let's check first.
Okay. I think it's sedated.
You're not reacting, so Open wide.
Really wide, like a cave.
This tooth is rotten, man.
Do you eat too much chocolate?
That's why it is rotten.
Let me pull that and end your pain.
What do you say?
Look, the dentist had
a little stretcher accident.
I'll end your pain.
Don't worry. You'll pray for me later.
You don't seem like
the praying type though. Open wide.
Open man, don't worry. Get your hand off.
Open really wide.
Here goes nothing. That's it.
Okay. Get well soon. This is it.
- Did it worth the stress?
- What are you doing?
What did you do to my patient?
Ended his pain.
Who told you to pull the tooth?
I was going to do a root canal.
- I'd save that tooth!
- Ah, no problem doc.
You'll do an implant
and make even more money.
Stop. Let me pull your teeth
one by one instead.
Sir, please,
there's been a misunderstanding.
Really.
We couldn't please anyone.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
They talk all the time.
- You should pull it, not push!
- Cuma! Cuma!
Hey!
I heard you had an accident.
I did. Today is just one of those days.
- What happened, Naci?
- Was there a cadaver on that stretcher?
What cadaver? I didn't see any cadaver.
Why did you ask me that now?
What the hell is this?
- You know Professor Arkn.
- Yes.
- He wanted a cadaver for anatomy class.
- So?
I have found one.
Put it on the stretcher.
But it got lost all of a sudden.
I didn't see any cadaver, Naci.
I took the empty one.
My stretcher was empty.
It's not like it's going to get up
and walk.
Someone must've took it.
But who?
There are many thieves
in the country, man.
If there's a buyer, they'd even
steal a corpse. Wake up, Naci.
You're right. Then someone stole it.
I'll check the camera footage.
Run, show people your speed.
Go. Oh!
That alarm went off for a reason.
We're screwed.
Go, go, pass.
Good luck. All the best.
This is empty.
This too. And this.
What happened, Cuma?
You got the hospital's
waste disposal contract too?
I wish.
I wish, I'd be rich.
Now, don't keep me occupied.
I'm busy. Excuse me.
This is empty. This too.
The garbage truck just left.
They must have emptied all the containers.
Really? Hulusi, get me to that truck
by ambulance. Come on!
I swear, I promise to
wire you all my debt.
Right away.
Stop lying, Cuma.
I'm telling the truth.
I swear on my honor.
Look, my feet are
on the ground too. Please.
Okay, okay, take this.
Look, I'm giving you my phone as a pledge.
- I'll do it if you bleat.
- If I what?
You still remember that? Okay.
Come on, let's go, you old goat.
God damn you. Come on. It's urgent.
Come on, hurry. Floor it,
let's catch them. Turn on your siren.
What the hell? You can't open it.
What? Do you pay for it yourself?
Turn it on.
Cuma!
Do you want me to pay a fine?
Look, I gave you my phone as a pledge.
You know what they say.
Horse, wife, and phone.
Come on. Let's catch them.
For the love of God, turn that on!
Cuma!
Wow. An accident.
Who cares? They didn't call us.
Whatever happened, happened. Let's go.
- We should find the truck.
- Cuma, this is my job!
But it is not my job, Hulusi.
My job is to find that truck.
Wow. Someone's hurt.
How could you see that?
- He is lying on the ground.
- Oh, yeah. What's that?
Ah, my gear bag.
I was looking for this. Stop there. Stop.
Hey! What happened here, man?
It's a complete mess.
Take care of the injured.
- You look here, I look there.
- Hulusi, take care of him.
- What happened, bro?
- I think I hit someone.
I think someone is lying there.
Go, check it out. Help him.
Allah Allah, what happened here?
Wow, a diamond as big as my head.
Great. Wonderful.
My old-timer has burned down
but Allah sent its insurance to me.
Thanks.
What happened? Oh, this one has
fainted too. Let me check on him.
Brother, brother, brother.
What happened? What happened to you?
Are you okay?
If you're out, don't move, stay put.
Tell me when you wake What's that?!
Where is my wedding dress?
When will it come?
Miss Nezihe, calm down, it's on its way.
I'll call right now. Five minutes.
- I'll call and ask.
- Call!
Right away.
- Hello?
- Behram, where are you?
On my way, sir. I'll be there soon.
Don't worry, everything is under control.
I'll be there.
Okay, come on, we are waiting.
Best regards, sir, best regards.
Zeki, where are you, love?
The wedding dress is arriving soon.
Don't be late. Come quickly.
I'm on my way, love.
And your diamond ring is, too.
Ah! My love!
Oh my goodness, what's going on here?
We should do whatever is needed.
Don't worry, bro.
Allah.
I have a wedding, man.
Sorry for you, bro.
At last.
Fortune favored me.
The cadaver problem's also solved.
Hey, Hulusi!
Hulusi, how's the man?
Is he alive or dead?
Good, there's pulse.
Check out the one in the hearse.
- Okay, he was out.
- He is alive.
- Hand me a bandage from there.
- Can you hold this, brother?
Huh. Brother.
Good, you are slowly waking up.
Great. How much is this?
That? What? Three.
Good. What about this?
- Is that one?
- Thick one. Well done.
You are conscious.
Are you okay? Good.
- You are very lucky.
- Brother, are you okay?
Fine, fine.
Someone's injured. We're going to the
hospital. Come.
No, no need for hospital.
- I should go to the funeral.
- Okay.
I'll be well soon.
Good, good. Go to the funeral, quickly.
Honestly, you're such a blessed man.
You were born to drive a hearse.
Hold on, let me bandage it for you
but you must see a doctor, okay?
Okay.
Okay, godspeed.
- Thanks.
- Come on. My condolences.
Brother, how are you? Are you okay?
- I'm good.
- Oh, you are fine.
Any damage on your car?
Okay then, we'll take him to hospital.
You should go on your way.
Okay, godspeed.
We'll take him to the hospital.
The patient's with us.
Hulusi! Hulusi, slow down!
Oh God
Allah!
Hulusi, Allah damn you!
Are you driving an ambulance
or a mixer, man?
He is now badly injured.
Where the hell are you?
Are you guys chatting inside?
Heh. Come on, move him.
Come on, take him.
- Careful.
- Allah, please forgive my sins.
Those were my sins.
Please forgive me, my God.
You're still messing around.
The guy's going to die because of you.
Like a bag of bricks
Come here. What happened?
Are you still brooding?
What is it, Cuma?
You lost a stretcher, remember?
With a cadaver on it.
- Yeah.
- I found it.
Really, Cuma?
Really. You can see its tip over there.
Go, you'll see.
Look how happy he is.
Naci, bring me a few kilos
of those molasses from your hometown.
I really need it. I need blood.
You are the man, Cuma!
You too. You almost look human. Almost.
I checked when I took a break, ma'am.
Your wedding dress was there.
It might have dropped.
I hoped that rehearsal would end today.
Wedding is tomorrow! Dress is lost!
- What will we do?
- Calm down Miss Nezihe.
We can find you a new one
No! I want the one I chose!
There are others here,
we can find another one.
What happened, love? Why are you crying?
Honey, this guy was bringing me my dress.
He says he lost it on the way.
Unfortunately. It fell on the way.
Today is definitely a day of mishaps.
I also had an accident on the way.
I hit someone. I feel awful.
My mind is not clear.
Honey, I'm saying I don't have my dress.
We can pick you a new one.
I don't want it.
What happened?
Where am I?
Hospital.
Get well soon.
Ambulance brought you here.
You were in an accident.
A car hit you.
Sir, I was on a video call with my fiance
when I suddenly heard a loud bang.
Someone went flying.
Then I slammed on the brakes.
Then the hearse approaching behind me
swerved to avoid hitting me.
Then I got out
and saw someone lying on the road.
Then the ambulance came and took him.
Pray that the person you hit is alive,
otherwise you go to the jail.
Zeki
No car hit me.
Ksmet Baba's funeral was being held.
It would be rude if I don't go.
Such a distinguished person.
And I was really late.
I was waiting at the bus stop.
I thought, I missed the funeral.
and then the hearse goes right past me.
I ran like lightning.
I held onto the back of the hearse.
Then
An angel came from the sky.
Headbutted me, knocked me out.
After that I remember nothing.
I was shut down.
Patient is in shock.
Keep him under inspection.
He wouldn't talk like this if he was
in shock, I think he's crazy.
Kids, I'm a bit down today
because just now
I almost lost my patient in the OR.
It shook me a bit,
but I still didn't cancel the class, kids.
Because we are medical professionals.
Human life and health
are very important to us.
- Professor.
- Yes?
I had a funeral today.
Should I go to the funeral or attend
class? I was torn between the two
but I thought the same as you, sir.
My condolences.
Were you close?
He was one of our villagers.
He was a blessed man.
They called him Ksmet Baba. He raised me.
May Allah have mercy on him.
Yes, let's start the class, kids.
We unveil the cadaver.
Yes.
Ksmet Baba?
Oh. What's happening there?
Bless you.
You had an accident, hurt your nose, yet
you still brought the body right on time.
Oh my brother, it's our duty.
- Bless you.
- Bless you.
Thanks. My condolences to all of you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- May Allah be pleased.
- Thanks, with you too.
Still in shock.
He is still not conscious.
He is not in a condition to
testify. That's the situation.
But I don't think
his condition is critical.
Okay.
Doctor said
"His condition is not critical."
Thank God.
Heard that Nezihe?
His condition is not critical.
I heard Zeki, I heard.
Oh my God, what is happening to us?
This is definitely Ksmet Baba's body.
Look, Ksmet Baba is not a waif.
- Nobody touch him, I won't let you.
- Who brought this here?
Who?
Well, what's going on here?
Hopefully nothing bad, man.
- Non-stop action.
- You again?
Get out of here.
You can't enter this hospital ever again.
Sir, there is such a thing as a miracle.
I don't know if you know.
Perhaps Ksmet Baba's body could have been
seen in 40 places at the same time.
There is a village called
Miracle near znik.
It is said that he performed
his ablutions at the hot spring.
What are you talking about?
I'm saying this is very normal.
What can it be?
It's paranormal.
Paranormal events are
occurring at this hospital.
Let's keep this between us,
so we don't get into trouble. Got it?
You are the only trouble
in this hospital, Cuma.
Look, just get lost. Don't make me
kill you in front of my students.
Sir, do you realize that
paranormal events have
started to affect you.
Your brain is muddled, you know.
Kill this, kill that.
What kind of talk is this?
Alright, I'm leaving now.
Let's not talk about this too much.
Kids, may Allah grant you clarity of mind
but don't mess with the corpse.
He could either fart or shit, don't fear.
Let's open the coffin.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Oh, what is this?
What is this, Imam?
Has Ksmet Baba become an angel?
Don't ask me, brother.
I'm lost for words.
Who should I ask then?
- There must be some wisdom in it.
- What wisdom?
Someone had placed
a mannequin inside the coffin,
and also defamed my late husband.
I don't think there's defamation.
Who would've done it?
I think we should close the coffin
and open it again.
If there's an error in death,
it might be fixed.
Brother, this is a coffin.
Not a computer.
Turn it off and on again, what's that?
- Sude?
- Aunt Sema
I don't know how to say this
They brought Ksmet Baba's body
to the anatomy class as a cadaver.
Did the deceased donate organs?
For the love of God,
what are you talking about?
What donation, what cadaver?
We don't know anything.
We came to the grave, opened the coffin,
and out came a mannequin
with a veil and a headdress.
What a disgrace!
Friends, they donated
the body of the deceased
to the university as a cadaver.
And they put a hussy mannequin
with a veil inside the coffin.
I'm telling you, don't you see?
They are trying to defame my husband.
Only blood can cleanse this!
- Only blood can!
- Only blood can!
- Only blood can!
- Only blood can cleanse this!
Only blood can!
What's the big deal? Okay, we got
Get him! He is here!
- Allah!
- He's here! Get him!
Chief physician, paranormal events
are occurring in our hospital,
but this is between us.
Paranormal? No way.
Yes way, sir, yes way.
You won't believe what's happening.
Chief Physician, sir, I don't have any
patience for that idiot Cuma anymore.
- Oh.
- Fire him.
You should fire Mr. Arkn.
I can find you four immigrant
doctors for Mr. Arkn's salary.
It would be cheaper.
- Look
- I came for Patient's Rights.
- Very important. An emergency!
- Why are you here?
I'm listening. Go on, sir.
I was ignorant. I acted disrespectfully
toward the hearse.
Then an angel came from the sky.
It hit me right in the forehead.
I thought, Oh no, I'm dead. The end.
They brought me here with an ambulance.
I woke up in the hospital.
They said "A car hit you."
- No way.
- No such thing happened.
They gave me a divine traffic ticket.
Oh?
An innocent man is in the precinct.
This is wrong.
We should notify the precinct.
- Okay, I will
- Don't! Don't call the precinct!
Don't call. If you call,
this will be in the news.
And then what happens?
Our hospital's reputation will be damaged.
It won't be very good for your future.
By the way, he's a psycho.
Why are you listening to him?
Relax. Never mind. Between us.
Come on, get out.
Cuma, I terminated your employment.
You are fired!
Fired, man? How did it
all end up coming back to me?
That's unfair. You have no reason
to fire me.
But you will see, sir.
Paranormal things will occur to you, too.
I'm certain of it.
I've never been so dishonorable
as to stay where I'm not wanted.
Then take your hospital
and stick it into OR.
Why are we in the precinct, Zeki?
We will marry in two days.
My wedding dress is lost. You hit a man.
- My life is upside down.
- Please, Nezihe.
Don't act aggressive as if
we've just had a fight.
At least don't throw a fit
at the precinct.
I'll show you throwing a fit!
What are you doing? Let go!
You saw that right? She attacked me.
I am filing a complaint.
I'll get a report too.
Then you'll see the wedding
in your dreams.
I'll do that. Look.
I'm taking off the ring
and throwing it away.
Is it still throbbing? Throb, throb.
Come now.
Wait a minute.
I know you guys.
You were at the scene of accident.
Yes, we were. This is the injured guy.
Oh. Get well soon.
I was just coming to the hospital.
- Why?
- To get an assault report.
And also to visit you.
Don't go to the hospital.
It's very chaotic since the morning.
You know doctors say "Avoid the chaos."
I brought Danyal for him
to apologize to you,
make peace, kiss each other.
Come inside.
Come on, come.
Hey, stop chirping. Go this way.
As the hearse was passing me,
I jumped and clung to its trunk.
I swear, sir, an angel came from the sky.
Headbutted me like lightning.
- It'd make Satan a believer.
- Huh?
Damn, I've only got
two weeks left until retirement.
As a cop, I've seen so much in my career
but I've never heard anything like this.
God protect us.
Indeed. What a nonsensical story.
Sir, take my statement as is.
Don't let this innocent man be punished.
Then they'll headbutt me
because of him, too.
Don't!
Don't record these paranormal events,
God forbid, we'd get into trouble.
Look, these are things
that must be kept as state secrets.
The state always works this way.
You think you know better than the state?
I'm telling you, boy. Except you, sir.
What are you doing?
Help me!
What's happening?
There's a fight outside, Captain.
Help me! Police!
Behind me! They are coming!
The whole village is chasing me!
They are going to kill me!
What's happening?
Help, the funeral procession. Stop!
Stop. What is happening?
The funeral procession.
They are chasing me.
They have shovels and sticks.
They're going to kill me.
- Whose funeral? Ksmet Baba's?
- Yes.
- Oh
- Yes, I swear.
Go inside.
- Huh?
- Let's go. Jail.
Come with me. Let's have a chat.
Man, you What happened?
Come, stand there.
So? Tell me.
- What happened at the funeral?
- I didn't understand either.
When I brought the body, like this,
first, they greeted me with prayers.
They hugged me.
They went to the graveyard for burial.
I said, let me just rest a bit,
catch my breath, and have some tea.
Then I noticed them running,
sticks and shovels in hand,
to kill me.
Why did the congregation chase you
with shovels and sticks, huh?
I didn't understand that. I ran here.
Do you have a complaint? Tell me.
Now, sir, look
No! He doesn't, sir.
What are these things?
Make sure none of this gets recorded.
There are demonic reasons behind it.
- No. No way.
- Yes way, sir.
And so on and so forth.
Only I can solve these paranormal events.
But I need to retreat into seclusion too.
I need to consult with myself
No, I mean, I'll seek guidance.
Let me think about this.
I'll get back to you on this matter.
Ksmet Baba!
Ksmet Baba!
Ksmet Baba!
Ksmet Baba!
Come on. May we end up in heaven.
Give us that man.
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
- Captain.
- May the hands be broken!
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
- What's happening?
- May the hands be broken!
- They might have been cursed.
- May the hands
Look, they are like zombies.
They are unconscious. Oh God!
Let's burn!
- Let's burn!
- What's that? Oh, boy.
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
- Oh, my wedding dress!
- May the hands
My wedding dress is burning!
Why are they burning it?
It's mine. My dress. I'll get married!
It was my wedding dress!
Oh, no!
They've completely lost their minds.
They'd burn down the precinct too.
Draw your weapon,
fire two shots into the air.
Who are you to give orders to us?
No way, sir. I'm not giving orders.
You are in charge of public matters,
but I'm in charge of paranormal events.
- May the hands be broken!
- Stop, shut up!
Why are you here? What do you want?
Give us the driver. We'll punish him.
Don't challenge the police,
you'll regret it.
Unfortunately, may husband
have been defamed.
We are enraged and we have a complaint.
Okay, please come inside and we'll talk.
Put that out.
Put that out, man!
Come on, ma'am.
- Come.
- I'll take you inside.
Firstly, my condolences.
What happened?
You've turned this place into hell.
I know you are hurt,
but have some patience.
How could you ruin my dress?
Why did you burn it? I don't understand
My mind went blank, may Allah have mercy.
We went to the mosque, we prayed.
Then we went to the grave,
but there was a dress in the coffin.
And Sude called from the hospital,
she's a student at the medical school.
She said that,
"Aunt Sema, they brought
your husband's body
to the anatomy class as a cadaver."
How is this possible? I saw them
put the body in the coffin.
No, how did the body get to
the hospital? Moreover,
how did the mannequin got into the coffin?
These thing can't be explained rationally.
These must be Ksmet Baba's miracles.
What miracles?
My husband was a matchmaker.
You exaggerated him to the sky
and in the end, even his corpse flew.
Even if it is not a miracle, ma'am,
it's kind of like a miracle.
Bring that ambulance driver here.
Don't do that.
How can you bring ambulance here?
You can't keep an ambulance occupied.
It's a crime.
You know better. I solved this mystery.
Let me remind you now. In this case
We noticed the accident
with Hulusi on the road.
We stopped and went to them.
Danyal was lying five meters back.
No, 10 meters back.
Then came the professor's car.
He had an anatomy class that day.
But he had no cadaver.
He took advantage and crept to the hearse.
Took out the body from the coffin.
He hoisted it, groaning and grumbling,
and carried it to his own luggage.
The professor tried to make
the theft seem paranormal
by putting the wedding dress
inside the coffin.
Then, after carefully checking
the surroundings, he got into his car.
Then he drove off.
Ksmet Baba?
When one of his students recognized
the body, he panicked.
Who put this here? Who brought this?
He shouted as loud as he could.
Just then, I walked in.
Hey, everything's good?
What's happening here?
- Non-stop action, huh?
- You again? Get out!
Get out or you can't enter
this hospital ever again.
he claimed insultingly. Why?
I was at the scene of the accident.
I could've seen him.
Then I saw that he was complaining
about me to the chief physician.
I don't have any patience left
for this idiot Cuma.
Fire him, or I'll quit!
Either him or me!
he said.
I have terminated your employment.
You are fired.
The chief physician fired me.
Because of him.
That's exactly what happened.
What a deceitful, fraudulent man he was.
The academy that made
such a man a professor, I'm telling you
Who's that professor?
My father is in the faculty, too.
I don't think your father knows him.
His name is Arkn.
What? That's my father!
- What?
- So my father found my wedding dress,
then stole the body from the hearse,
then put my dress in the coffin, ha?
I'll rip your mouth open!
Nezihe?
- Are you okay, Nezihe?
- No.
You saw that, right?
I'm taking risks to save you from
paranormal events
but you are attacking me!
If you attack me,
this is how you'll end up.
You saw that, right? God smote her.
If you investigate such incidents
you attract such events like a magnet.
Let's forget this incident,
everyone leave.
Come on, go wherever you came from.
Look, am I the captain
of this precinct or you?
You went too far, Cuma.
Of course you are the captain.
But sorry, I'm going to go a bit further.
Look I'm going. Going, going.
Sir, we found a corpse in our truck.
We looked, it said cadaver.
We didn't touch it, we came right away.
How?
Let's look at that.
Indeed.
There's a tag here.
This body came from the morgue.
It says cadaver on the bag anyway.
It came from the hospital, obviously.
Weren't you the handyman
at the hospital, Cuma?
Actually, a technician.
Handyman sounds a bit amateurish.
I have my academic credentials,
framed on the wall like this.
What were you doing in the ambulance?
Where were you going?
A thing happened,
we went to see something with someone.
Then another happened
and we looked at that.
Come inside,
you can tell that in the precinct.
Of course, sir.
Call that ambulance driver.
- Something's happening to me.
- Cuma?
I think there's something
inside of me starting with "D".
With "D?" Oh boy.
Sir?
Okay. Sir? Okay. I will tell.
I will tell.
I just communicated
with a voice from beyond.
It's got things to tell you.
It made me the conduit.
Sure.
Cuma is pure of heart.
Doubt not.
There is a curse on the body,
and the evil eye is upon the bride.
I have come to aid you.
Cuma shall attend the funeral.
He shall lay soil to upon grave.
The curse will be lifted.
He shall buy Nezihe a new dress.
The evil eye shall pass.
Is that all?
Yes.
That's all.
I cancelled the wedding. Ask the presence,
why would you buy a dress?
In which wedding will Nezihe wear it?
Oh yeah?
Everybody, close your eyes. Everybody.
Hold hands. It's saying something.
- I think it's saying something.
- What?
You are a b
Nezihe is pregnant.
It shall reveal itself in time.
Regret will follow if you
refuse the ring once more.
Don't let the baby in her belly cry, man.
Yeah, it could be right.
Yes. I could be pregnant, Zeki.
Okay, love. Understood.
I will find that ring and wear it.
If the seance is over, psychic,
then we can talk about this cadaver issue.
Indeed.
Disbelieve me, and your
deepest secrets shall be revealed.
Just as Nezihe's were revealed.
Love, look, I found the ring.
Zeki shall get down on one knee
and propose to Nezihe again.
Okay, sure.
- Nezihe, will you marry me, my love?
- Yes!
He shall kiss the bride,
then evil eye will be gone.
Come on, honey, put on my diamond ring.
Ring?
Stop messing with me, Zeki.
My love, ring must have flown
during the accident.
Let me check the car.
Check, Zeki.
Now that the lovers have made up,
there's no problem.
Now we can call the ambulance driver.
You don't believe me
but Zeki won't find the ring in the car.
Then you will believe me, soon.
Did it say that? What did it say?
Sorry my love, I'm so sorry.
Ring is not in the car.
Don't be ridiculous, Zeki.
It says
The ring is not in the car,
because Satan took it.
Stop with these tricks, Cuma.
Show us a miracle, then we'll believe.
Don't say that, I believe him.
It says
Here's your miracle.
Oh God, what's this?
I can't believe it! It's my ring!
If any of you disbelieve,
you shall now believe.
For unbelievers
suffer all kinds of misfortunes.
They shall lose their minds.
Now let's lock the door on this topic
and never ever open it again.
Did it say that? What did it say?
Please, sir!
I am already stunned.
I don't want to get headbutted
because of this too. Please!
For the sake of our love, let's forget it.
Please!
He's so blessed,
can't you see what he's done?
You saw that too. Let him go, please!
Please, sir, let him go for us!
Look, my nose is broken
but I don't complain.
Please!
Honestly, I can't do you justice, Cuma.
You saved me from the precinct.
You reconciled me with Nezihe.
You found and brought
the ring from beyond.
Yeah, it was the worst.
Hopefully there won't be
any more misfortunes.
- Hopefully.
- You can exorcise the evil eye too.
As soon as I sign the marriage certificate
I will wire you a very good sum
Are you serious?
Well whatever you see fit,
You are very fit, obviously.
I'm so excited, I can't wait.
Every time I look at this ring,
I will always remember you.
- Me too.
- Bless my dress, too.
Dress me up yourself.
Ah, my bride girl. Don't you worry.
Anything you want.
I can exorcise the evil eye, too.
It's child's play for me now.
Oh, good.
- See you, godspeed.
- See you, bro.
Come on, go ahead.
Wow, mashallah.
Give me your blessing.
You're truly a stand-up guy.
Give me your hand, let me kiss it.
- No need, Danyal.
- No, no, bro.
- I give you my blessings.
- Sure.
- Come on, get in your car.
- Thanks.
They'll take you to your car, too.
Ma'am.
I'm always here for you.
Whenever you have a problem,
make sure to call me.
Thank you.
My condolences ma'am, godspeed you.
Come on.
- What's the matter?
- The battery is dead. It's not working.
We should hook it into another car.
Open the hood. Open it.
No need for another car.
I'm a live transformer.
Open the hood. Open it. Yeah.
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
When I say three, start the engine.
Come on, ready? One, two.
Start it. Yeah.
Yes. That's how it's done.
That's it. Oh boy.
It works like a clock. Tic, tic.
I am a mechanic.
I worked in the workshop for years.
It was incredible.
Do you have miraculous hands?
- Let me kiss your hand.
- No need.
No need.
- Are you a mechanic?
- Yes.
My trike broke down.
Give it a hand while you're passing by.
- I swear I'll pray for you.
- Okay.
Come on, get in, let's go.
Get in.
For God's sake, give me that shovel
I'll throw some soil for Ksmet Baba
at his funeral.
It'd be a blessing. Let's go.
Let's go.
My dearest, my bright-faced husband.
- My bright-faced husband is gone.
- One.
Gone, he left me.
Two.
Oh my rose-faced husband.
My dear rose-faced husband.
What happened?
What happened to her?
Imam, look at her. She fell.
Is she gone, dead? What's it?
- Miss Sema. Sema Sultan.
- Aunt Sema!
Hey Sude, you take a look,
you'll understand better.
- You study medicine.
- Ah Aunt Sema!
Your heart couldn't bear it Aunt Sema.
Your heart couldn't bear it, Aunt Sema.
She's gone!
- Where?
- No!
Aunt Sema followed Ksmet Baba.
You see this miracle, right?
- Oh!
- Oh, she's gone!
It turns out Ksmet Baba knew all along.
Knew what?
That his wife Sema will die.
He sabotaged his own funeral
to be buried with his wife.
Ksmet Baba came out of the coffin
and put a wedding dress inside.
Who knows what he told us,
what he made us listen to?
What?
What?
I mean
Who was the bride of Ksmet Baba?
Sema Sultan.
He called it the Night of Union.
He called it the wedding night.
They will depart together.
They will cross the Siraat Bridge.
It's the only bridge you can cross
on foot anyway.
You can cross the others
only with a car. Also, expensive.
- Bridges are very expensive.
- What should we do now?
What should we do?
What are we going to do?
We are going to bury them side by side.
We will send two lovers
to the other side hand in hand.
- What happened?
- Look.
Ksmet Baba and Aunt Sema
had wanted to be buried side by side.
That's why they bought this grave. Look.
Aunt Sema fell down beside him.
Oh my God, I got goosebumps.
I think you sensed it.
I guess. I got goosebumps too.
They say that wise can sense it.
Since they passed away together,
now it's time to send them
to the other side, hand in hand.
- Right?
- Yes.
Hey everyone, you should prepare
for our mother Sema's funeral.
Pray for her.
Let's send them off together
as soon as possible.
May their pain, and our tears,
come to an end, God willing.
Oh, he is right.
- Aunt Sema, my dear Aunt Sema.
- Aunt Sema.
My dress has been
placed inside the coffin.
And the body has been placed
in your anatomy class.
Dad, we don't understand anything.
We are all very confused.
Calm down, daughter. Come here, sit.
What the hell is this?
Who would've put your dress
inside that coffin?
- Right?
- Why would anybody do this?
Really weird. No.
And the body ended up
in the anatomy class by mistake, right?
Really weird.
We need to review all the footage.
Then the truth will come out.
Your dad is right.
When we look at the footage,
everything will clear up.
So what if they
look at the camera footage, Dad?
I think these are paranormal occurrences.
What did you say?
Paranormal?
Who are you picking up
these superstitious words from?
Cuma, father.
Allahu Ekber.
Rest in peace
and I hope you end up in heaven, O Lord.
My God.
My God, please forgive me O Lord!
I swear it was an accident.
Shovel slipped away. You know the truth.
Do not cast me into torments, O Lord.
Deliver me from my conscience. Amen.
Let's open the grave of Mother Sema.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
What is that?
Oh boy. It is really gold.
My conscience doesn't hurt anymore.
I'm rich now. I'm like a king.
Is this a Byzantine graveyard?
Is this really golden?
Cuma.
Damn that Cuma.
I've never met anyone
in my life as stupid,
as full of nonsense, or as nosy as him.
Why dad?
He is not a bad person. He is just weird.
- Who is this Cuma?
- Don't mention his name in this house!
I had him fired,
but I still couldn't get rid of him.
Now he's harassing my daughter.
- What? He is harassing my daughter?
- Yes.
How so?
No he is not. On the contrary,
he exorcises the evil eye that's on us.
That's just what we needed.
What do you mean "evil eye?"
So, there's a thing as evil eye,
and Cuma exorcises it, huh?
You are a Professor's daughter,
how can you talk like this?
Does this suit you?
That is true. Does this suit you at all,
talking about evil eyes and superstitions?
No. Once this wedding is over, I'll take
charge of this cadaver and dress incident.
In all these strange events,
that fool Cuma must have a hand in it.
I'm sure of that.
I'm absolutely certain.
You don't know him.
No one knows that jerk as well as I do.
You don't really know Cuma Baba at all.
If it wasn't for him,
we'd now be separated with Zeki.
Baba?
Cuma Baba?
Girl, I'm your dad.
That fool Cuma
is a complete genetical disaster.
In fact, he is the genetics' black mark.
Not at all.
Cuma Baba is not a genetical disaster,
he is a paranormal genius.
Daughter?
Dear Sude, let me.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
I couldn't find any cheap lilies.
I'll plant them next week.
Good. Yeah.
Folks!
In the old days, judges would break
their pens after sentencing.
I'm breaking this shovel.
May the suffering
and deaths come to an end.
Enough of this suffering.
What was all that?
Right? Okay. Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Oh, does it, does it hurt?
Of course it hurts!
Right now, I buried
my pain deep inside myself.
El Fatiha.
El Fatiha.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim. Bismillah.
Will it work?
- Better than ever.
- Good job.
It's a mortal world, after all.
No one made it out of this world alive.
Alaikumsalaam.
Aunt Sema and Ksmet Baba's halva.
Yeah? How can I eat this now?
I don't know, I love sweets, but
I've never had anything this bittersweet.
I can't thank you enough.
Without you we'd be ruined.
You organized the funeral, eased our pain.
You're precious to me now.
Give me your phone, I'll save my number.
Of course, here, save yours.
If you need anything, call me.
Sure, and you can call me too.
We are like relatives now.
Ksmet Baba is gone, too.
I'll dress you
for the wedding myself, now.
- May it be for the best.
- God willing.
Enjoy your meal.
Your old-timer trike is all good.
Come, start it with your magical hands.
Really?
Okey then, let's go.
Mashallah!
It works like new, like a clock.
Good job, man.
What was that?
You have evil eye.
I exorcised it, it exploded.
You're electrically charged,
you need to touch the ground.
Walk barefoot on the ground, it will pass.
God bless you. Let's go.
Stay well and sound, sway round and round.
- See you.
- May Allah protect you.
Oh, this is so bad. How many wore it?
Looks second-hand.
The woman who sold this
wore this only once.
- But it's so tacky. Just take a look.
- No, no it is not.
What matters is the aura.
It's not the fabric, it's the aura, girl.
I don't care about aura.
Just look at this!
I know the woman I got this from.
She told me as I left the hospital.
"This is a very special dress" she said.
She wrote on a paper "I want kids,
I want three kids."
She pinned it here.
Soon enough, the universe
quickly made it happen.
I begged the women to get this dress.
She insisted.
No, I won't sell it, she said.
I threw money at her,
but she still wouldn't sell.
This is a blessed wedding dress.
She said she would be jealous
of the person who bought this.
So, how did you get it?
I persuaded her husband.
I said "Do you want more kids?"
He said "No way, I have three."
I said "This woman won't stop at three,
she'd make 10-15 more kids."
He was immediately convinced.
I also threw some money at him.
He immediately said okay.
I felt my heart
warm up to this dress again.
You look like a princess, mashallah.
I will try the same.
Let's see if the kids come
the way I order them.
Sure. Write down immediately
what you want.
Pin it here,
and the universe will grant your wish too.
Ah, since you went through so much,
and spent money like crazy,
- I will give you a present.
- No need for any present.
No need for it, now.
What? Present? What kind of present?
They gave me two phones
as a wedding present.
- One was destined for you.
- You're serious?
Is this mine now?
It wasn't really necessary.
I'm really grateful, truly.
Destined, huh?
It could be Ksmet Baba's gift from
the universe, through your help.
This is original, right?
- Yes, it is.
- Thank you.
Awesome. A short day's profit, man.
They weren't wrong when they said,
"Cast your bread upon the waters."
You'll find it after many days.
They are so sweet. What's that?
Oh, there's an electrical leak here.
They're going to kill the fish.
What's wrong? Why didn't you wear
the dress? Couldn't bear it?
- I couldn't fit. It's too tight.
- Too tight?
A tight dress is good.
You look thinner in it.
No way!
If I dance a little, this will burst.
I'll be humiliated. What am I going to do?
You'll dance for the whole night,
of course.
Am I a fortune teller or what?
I brought a corset for me,
it will make the dress fit.
You'll look like an hourglass. Wait.
It should be here, somewhere.
Yes, I found it.
I brought a corset on my way here,
wear this.
Should we put this from
the head or the feet?
- From the feet.
- Okay, put it then.
Pull it up, pull it.
Pull it up. Suck in your belly.
Are the boobs sitting right?
- Okay, yes they are.
- Okay then.
- Let's see.
- Oh, oh, oh. You're hurting me.
It will hurt a little bit.
- You Allah Allah.
- Oh, oh, oh. Slow down!
Being a bride is a bit of hard work.
Imagine if you lived in the 14th century.
They always dressed like this. Wait.
You are hurting me!
What happened?
It's like Mike Tyson has punched me.
God!
Man, my head is throbbing.
Nezihe? Nezihe! Nezihe, are you okay?
Oh boy, now we're screwed. Nezihe!
What happened to this girl?
Oh God, she's dead. I swear, she's dead.
Can a bride die on her wedding day?
What terrible bad luck.
What have you done, Reaper?
What will happen to my money?
What now? My money's gone too.
She is really dead.
Hey! Nezihe! Nezihe! Girl! Nezihe!
I'm terrified of the dead too.
God, why is this happening to me?
What do you want from
a helpless servant like me, Lord?
He was going to wire me
the gift of the century.
For God's sake, is this the time to die?
Sude. Only Sude can save me from this.
- Yes?
- Sude, girl.
There are important things
I need to talk with you.
What's happened to me
So many things, so many.
What happened Cuma Baba?
Paranormal events are
occurring around me again.
Somethings are happening.
I don't quite understand it yet.
I need to tell you all this in detail.
Where are you?
- At the hospital.
- Okay. Wait there.
Don't go anywhere, just wait there.
- Okay.
- I'm coming right away, running there.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Where is this girl's phone?
Who's calling? Oh, Zeki.
Hello, Zeki?
I have good news.
I got Nezihe to wear the dress.
It looks great on her. She looks like
an angel. You'd be amazed.
But she won't speak at all, so that
she won't jinx it or attract evil eyes.
She won't even open her mouth,
until she says "Yes."
The bride wanted that way.
Anything Nezihe wants.
By the way your money
is ready in my account.
I'll send it as soon as I sign the papers.
It's almost over.
You send me the money,
then sign the papers.
No, first the signatures, then the money.
Alright, champ.
Sign it, fire it off, and kiss the bride.
- Why is that?
- So you'll kiss the bride feverishly.
Got it. If you want. Okay.
- Hello, Zeki?
- What a guy.
Oh, he hung up.
Damn, this guy is stubborn.
Stubborn as a mule. Can't you wire it now?
Oh God.
Where to start? What to tell?
She was very rich, but
But she died on her wedding day.
The groom is very poor.
My condolences.
I mean, may his soul rest in heaven,
but I don't get how this concerns me.
If they were to marry today,
the groom would inherit her fortune.
Alright, he was poor, didn't get his love,
but this would give him some comfort.
Right, right, it's very unfortunate.
Look only the groom and I know that
the bride died of a heart attack.
For the rescue operation,
Sude, I need you.
You say she's dead?
How am I supposed to save her?
You can't stop death,
but you can deal with the inheritance
If someone wore the dress
and veil in place of the dead bride,
sat at the table and signed in
place of the dead girl, that's enough.
Excuse me?
Am I going to be that bride?
Sude, my girl, who else in this country
could do this good deed but you?
Also, remember, you owe me.
Let's not cause trouble later.
Will this even work?
One should either have hope or courage.
The bride is dead, so we don't have hope.
Now, we need courage, my girl, courage.
So, what are we going to do?
Now, look.
We will go to the wedding together.
No one will see your face.
I will bring you to the groom.
Welcome.
I'll be with you until you reach
the altar.
You won't open your veil
until the signatures are done.
I'll have fun as if everything is normal,
as if the real bride is not dead.
Come on, keep the applause going.
Let's not lose our cheer.
To the ha lay, all together!
Come on. Yeah!
One, two, three, twist! Come!
One, three!
Come, come on!
Come on!
Come, come to the ha lay!
Come on! Walk! Hey!
Sorry.
Arkn!
- My nose!
- Arkn!
- My nose is broken.
- Sorry, professor.
Cuma, you again?
You again? Here too? Ah!
- My nose is broken.
- It was an accident, sir.
- I swear, an accident.
- All of that is accident, huh? This too?
Are there no cameras? Look at the footage.
It was really an accident.
Let's go to VAR, sir.
Is this Cuma?
- Yes.
- Yes ma'am, it's a pleasure.
Arkn!
Arkn, your nose is bleeding too much!
- But I have hemophobia.
- She is fainting.
Oh man!
Why are you letting him go? Hold him!
Sir, son, let me go.
The professor's fainting, hold him!
Hello?
I am Professor Arkn's wife.
We need an ambulance to the wedding.
It's urgent.
- We need an ambulance, absolutely.
- Arkn.
You, Nezihe, in good times and bad,
in sickness and in health,
accept Mmtaz's son,
Zeki Makinistolu, as your spouse?
Yes.
Yes, she said yes. Yes.
What about you Mr. Zeki?
In good times and in bad,
in sickness and in health,
do you accept Arkn's daughter,
Nezihe Kprolu, as your spouse?
Yes.
And you, our dear witnesses,
do you witness this marriage?
Yes.
Yes.
And it's over at last.
And I, based on the authority
given to me by our mayor,
designate you as husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
Wait.
Who is this woman?
What's she doing at the altar?
Oh, I vibrated.
Cash money has come.
The signatures are done.
- Excuse me, you can continue.
- Pull it down.
Who are you?
Zeki!
Didn't she die?
Who is this bride?
Who is this woman?
What is she doing at the altar?
My love, it is a surprise to me too.
I don't know her.
Who are you?
What are you doing in my place?
Didn't you die? I thought you died.
Who said that?
- Must be Cuma.
- I need to pee.
I need to use the bathroom.
Sorry. Cuma tricked me.
He said that you were dead.
He knocked me out and left me on the bed!
God! Paranormal things are happening!
I'm possessed by a demon! Oh God!
You must go! What's happening?
Something is happening!
Everyone run! Go! Something is happening!
What's happening! Oh God! Jigsaw!
Freddy's nightmares!
Friday the 13th! Run!
He is getting away!
Chase him!
Come on, groom!
How did I end up in such a pickle?
Cuma!
Come here, man! Come here!
Why are you still chasing me?
- What's the point of this stubbornness?
- Cuma!
- Let me go!
- Come here!
Run!
Oh, the young lady is here too.
Love. Damn!
- Cuma! Cuma, come here!
- Come here! Come!
- Damn! Come here!
- Come!
- Come!
- Come here, damn you!
Cuma!
- I wish you all the best! Cuma is out!
- Arkn, are you okay?
Oh! My head!
- Dad, are you okay?
- Cuma, you are dead!
- Are you okay?
- You are dead!
- Are you okay?
- Oh, my head hurts, son-in-law!
Go get him, run!
Run!
Hey! Hulusi!
You are a godsend!
Cuma! I found you in the trash,
how surprising.
- What is in the trash?
- It's a state secret.
- I can't say that.
- You were going to pay what you owed.
You took your phone and run in the chaos.
Your phone, or money?
I don't have cash on me, but,
Take the phone. Damn it all to hell.
Take me to the neighborhood.
What are you doing?
Open the damn door!
Wait! Wait a minute! Hey!
Man, wait!
Hey! Stop!
Think Cuma, think.
No time to think. Go with the flow Cuma.
Come here.
Oh boy.
- Did he vaporize? Where's he?
- Where did he go?
It is as if the ground split
and he dove into it.
Run!
Salaamalaikum.
Evil be gone, bad eyes away.
You've been cursed, professor.
I brought you a protective charm.
You won't be cursed again.
You didn't believe me, right?
Finally, it happened to you too.
I'd say serves you right, but I won't.
These are paranormal events that
even science can't explain,
Go, go away!
Don't cry.
These can happen to any academician.
Here, I brought you some cologne!
It'll make you feel a bit refreshed.
Good.
You can't breathe, right?
You're very overwhelmed.
It's so stuffy in here.
I'll open the air conditioner.
You can sit here in the cold.
- Get well soon.
- Don't. Don't.
I hope you get out of the hospital soon.
You are in your own hospital,
believing you will not pay hospital bills
but the chief physician
is billing you hard.
Oh. Cuma.
Why is this fire alarm ringing?
Some devices can sense
even the spiritual fires.
The professor is burning inside,
so the alarm is sounding now.
Give the professor some painkillers,
then the alarm will shut.
Okay, make it shut.
In your dreams.
Sir, sorry but remember, you fired me.
Karma's working, professor is out cold,
now it is your turn.
I'm telling you.
Be careful. Okay?
Is that money?
Oh boy! I hope it is not a soda cap.
Oh God, please don't let it be a soda cap!
Oh! Yeah! It's really money!
Money! Oh! Five liras.
Heads or tails? Tails.
It's heads. Cuma, you owe
yourself five liras. Oh!
Hopefully it's nothing bad. Who is this?
Huh?
Hello? Chief physician?
I'm listening.
Do you hear the sound? The alarm sound?
Sir, if there was a fire near the hospital
it could have went off as a precaution.
All the alarms in the hospital are on,
yet there is neither smoke nor fire.
Come to the hospital at once.
Alright, sir, I'm coming. Don't worry.
I'll be there.
Alright, I'll step on the turbo
and be right there.
Allah Allah.
They must have
smoked tobacco products
somewhere in the hospital.
That must be the reason it's chirping.
What's happening here?
I guess this is the end. Oh no!
We're going in smokes.
The car is burning. Oh! What's happening?
Oh boy! What happened?
Hey! Stop there! Stop!
Stop there!
Hulusi, God sent you to me!
Help me, it's burning!
- It's burning.
- Cuma, what happened?
I think turbo was too much.
The engine is burning.
You should take me
to the hospital immediately.
- Get out of the way.
- Hey, man, that's an oxygen tank, stop!
Oh my! It's completely on fire!
Oh! It's gone!
It's gone, the old-timer is gone, man!
What have I done?
Wasn't that the fire extinguisher?
Oh my, how has this happened?
Why did you put an oxygen tank
where the fire extinguisher should be?
This is an ambulance, Cuma.
If you go around owing everyone money,
this is what you get.
God forbid, you'll burn it
with your own hands.
Don't add fuel to the fire.
My stuff's burned, man.
I'm burning inside here.
Stuff is the shard of your soul.
Allah has warned you, bro.
Repent. If you don't repent, you'll burn.
You should be the one to repent.
My stuff has burned, I'm burning inside.
You're still talking nonsense
for your own benefit.
Honestly, if you were a real man, a friend
in need, you'd chip in for a trike.
And I'd pray for your well-being.
But it wouldn't happen.
I wouldn't give you my worst sin Cuma.
What would I do with your sin Hulusi?
I'm telling you, you'll need
my help some day.
When that day comes, I'll make you bleat.
How will you do that, huh?
Hulusi, our relationship has become toxic,
but you should know that
it is you who are toxic.
He is still laughing. Drive man, drive.
I'm going to make you bleat.
I'm telling you.
You will not bleat happily.
It will be painful.
I'll show you. It's like
the Dden Waterfalls here.
Give that umbrella to me.
Mashallah.
The alarm works like clockwork.
Happy holidays, personnel.
Hey!
There's no fire. Why is the alarm ringing?
Is your alarm from China?
It's seized property.
I took it from the bankrupt company.
Not a Chinese product but
it's related to Indira Gandhi.
So a black-market alarm?
Yes but it never saw fire.
To buy a new one
you would sell the whole hospital.
I'm doing public service. Still,
I can't please you, you loudmouth.
- Be gone.
- Cuma!
Why are you wasting time? Do something.
Sir, it's not my fault.
He kept me talking.
He wanted a briefing
on the alarm situation.
Since electricity is a part of my mission,
as I am an electrician,
I wanted to enlighten him
but his light bulb has already blown.
Don't get wet, come here.
Does it also rain in your room?
- Yes.
- Come here. Don't get wet.
That's it.
Why did you bother yourself so much?
Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
Why is it ringing?
The reason is that
when I was coming here my trike
caught fire, it must have sensed it.
Some devices are sensitive.
Stop talking nonsense. Shut it up.
Right away, silly.
I mean, I'll take care of this
silly thing, don't worry.
- What are you doing?
- I'm going to cut it.
This whole system is connected here.
When I cut this,
the whole alarm system will shut down.
With scissors? You'll get electrocuted.
A skilled electrician won't get shocked,
Also, my shoes are special.
- Huh?
- Don't you worry.
I'll take care of it.
Don't worry about the thing
I collect the water from sprinklers.
I completely connected it there.
There won't be any water bill.
You can relax.
Also
A bit more.
Oh, no.
You said it was fine.
I took off my shoes
so the chair wouldn't get dirty.
- Are you okay?
- Do not touch!
I think I've got charged up just now.
- Right now, I feel like a transformer.
- Okay.
- You'll get shocked. I swear.
- Okay.
Should I go to the emergency room?
- What's happening?
- The power went out.
I can see that.
Why isn't the generator working?
We are in surgery!
The generator will kick in now.
Let's wait a few seconds.
What did you do, Cuma?
You cut all the hospital's power.
How should I know?
I think I absorbed all the power.
I feel like
a 220-volt transformer right now.
- You are not well, I guess.
- I guess so.
The generator should have
kicked in automatically.
- Yeah.
- There's a surgery.
- Yes.
- There are patients on machines.
- Yes, there are.
- Take care of it, now!
Okay, sir. Don't worry.
I'm taking care of it.
Let go! What are you doing?
I feel terrible right now.
So?
A moment.
What the hell is this?
Why is there no power?
Why isn't the generator working?
- Get away!
- Isn't the generator working?
- We are losing the patient. No pulse.
- Oh God.
Why didn't the generator kick in?
Why?
Oh man! We didn't plug it in.
Which is which?
Oh! Low voltage!
Operating room!
Ha! Quick! Bring the defibrillator.
Come on!
Move aside! Move aside!
I need to get into the OR urgently.
A matter of life and death! Move aside!
Again. Come on now.
Yeah. Now.
No. It's not working,
the voltage is not enough.
Peace be upon you. Blessings.
It's me, Cuma the Electrician.
- What are you doing here?
- There's a technical issue.
I manually kicked in the generator.
I came here to check.
Is there any problem?
- Hey! Is there any problem?
- Yes, there is.
The patient almost died.
We're giving him shocks
but the voltage is not enough.
Cuts in and out.
Timing is very important.
- You should shock him at high voltage.
- How can I know when?
The expert knows it. Give them to me.
Are you mad? We're in OR.
Are you a doctor?
I am not, but I am an electrician.
Defibrillators are my speciality.
Tell me, is the patient dead?
Yes he is, there is no pulse.
- Unfortunate. Give them to me.
- What are you doing?
- Ah!
- What happened? Did you get shocked?
I added some extra electricity.
I shocked the defibrillator, man.
Let's check if everything's
okay and healthy.
What the hell?
Very good. It's working. Okay.
I am in charge. Are we ready?
I'll charge on three.
Ready, one, two, three.
Charge Fenerbahe!
He really got well.
Lie down.
He really came back. Are you okay?
Is everything alright? Any kids?
- Tell me their names.
- What the hell are you doing?
I'm checking the patient, Professor.
We revived him.
Did we mess with anything somewhere?
We could have created
Frankenstein here in the OR.
See how he got up?
Who the hell do you think you are, punk?
You are complementing me
because I revived the patient, right?
Scalpel.
- This will be bad for me, got it.
- Come here!
- Come!
- Help!
Cuma, come here!
For the love of God,
someone hold Mr. Arkn!
Hold that man!
Miss, move aside!
Cuma, what happened?
Sir, I revived a patient
who died in the OR.
I guess Mr. Arkn didn't like it.
To hell with him, man.
- How can this happen? I
- Cuma!
That psycho is still chasing me!
Come here. Come here, Cuma.
- Come here!
- Who chases another with a scalpel, man?
Come here Cuma!
Cuma!
I'm not here.
Ah, now we're really screwed.
Get well soon. Unexpected accident, right?
You? Look at this, look at my head!
- How did it split?
- Sir, move! Matter of life and death!
Sir! Oh God!
You've shed some blood.
Let me kiss and heal it.
- Go away!
- Okay.
I'll tie you to that stretcher
and throw you into the sea.
- Keep calm, sir.
- Come here!
It's slippery, watch your step.
Man, what's your problem?
Are we training for the Olympics or what?
Who chases another with a scalpel,
you psycho!
Hello. Good day.
I am a visiting obstetrician.
I will perform a transcendental delivery.
Hello.
- Are you the father?
- Yes.
Is he? Are you sure of that?
Allow me. I'll check her.
Look at him. Oh. Let me look. Okay.
Now squeeze my hand, you can push
as hard as you want. Push.
Sir, what do you mean?
We are in the ultrasound room.
- Are we? How far along are you?
- Is the patient ready?
Patient? She is not sick.
Soon our happiness
- Who are you?
- You are invited to baby shower.
Cuma.
- Here is Chucky the psycho. Oh!
- Come here.
Short visits are the best ones. Excuse me.
- Sir, calm down.
- Come here.
- For the love of God.
- Come here.
Sir, for the love of God, please stop.
- Stop.
- Come here.
- What is happening?
- Cuma, come here.
Stop chasing me!
Why are you chasing me?
Cuma!
Get well soon.
Why are they still chasing me?
Firstly, get well soon.
Are you here for your teeth?
Meaningless question.
Obviously, it's not hemorrhoid.
Are you in pain? Toothache sucks.
Open wide. Say "Ah."
Did they sedate? Let's check first.
Okay. I think it's sedated.
You're not reacting, so Open wide.
Really wide, like a cave.
This tooth is rotten, man.
Do you eat too much chocolate?
That's why it is rotten.
Let me pull that and end your pain.
What do you say?
Look, the dentist had
a little stretcher accident.
I'll end your pain.
Don't worry. You'll pray for me later.
You don't seem like
the praying type though. Open wide.
Open man, don't worry. Get your hand off.
Open really wide.
Here goes nothing. That's it.
Okay. Get well soon. This is it.
- Did it worth the stress?
- What are you doing?
What did you do to my patient?
Ended his pain.
Who told you to pull the tooth?
I was going to do a root canal.
- I'd save that tooth!
- Ah, no problem doc.
You'll do an implant
and make even more money.
Stop. Let me pull your teeth
one by one instead.
Sir, please,
there's been a misunderstanding.
Really.
We couldn't please anyone.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
They talk all the time.
- You should pull it, not push!
- Cuma! Cuma!
Hey!
I heard you had an accident.
I did. Today is just one of those days.
- What happened, Naci?
- Was there a cadaver on that stretcher?
What cadaver? I didn't see any cadaver.
Why did you ask me that now?
What the hell is this?
- You know Professor Arkn.
- Yes.
- He wanted a cadaver for anatomy class.
- So?
I have found one.
Put it on the stretcher.
But it got lost all of a sudden.
I didn't see any cadaver, Naci.
I took the empty one.
My stretcher was empty.
It's not like it's going to get up
and walk.
Someone must've took it.
But who?
There are many thieves
in the country, man.
If there's a buyer, they'd even
steal a corpse. Wake up, Naci.
You're right. Then someone stole it.
I'll check the camera footage.
Run, show people your speed.
Go. Oh!
That alarm went off for a reason.
We're screwed.
Go, go, pass.
Good luck. All the best.
This is empty.
This too. And this.
What happened, Cuma?
You got the hospital's
waste disposal contract too?
I wish.
I wish, I'd be rich.
Now, don't keep me occupied.
I'm busy. Excuse me.
This is empty. This too.
The garbage truck just left.
They must have emptied all the containers.
Really? Hulusi, get me to that truck
by ambulance. Come on!
I swear, I promise to
wire you all my debt.
Right away.
Stop lying, Cuma.
I'm telling the truth.
I swear on my honor.
Look, my feet are
on the ground too. Please.
Okay, okay, take this.
Look, I'm giving you my phone as a pledge.
- I'll do it if you bleat.
- If I what?
You still remember that? Okay.
Come on, let's go, you old goat.
God damn you. Come on. It's urgent.
Come on, hurry. Floor it,
let's catch them. Turn on your siren.
What the hell? You can't open it.
What? Do you pay for it yourself?
Turn it on.
Cuma!
Do you want me to pay a fine?
Look, I gave you my phone as a pledge.
You know what they say.
Horse, wife, and phone.
Come on. Let's catch them.
For the love of God, turn that on!
Cuma!
Wow. An accident.
Who cares? They didn't call us.
Whatever happened, happened. Let's go.
- We should find the truck.
- Cuma, this is my job!
But it is not my job, Hulusi.
My job is to find that truck.
Wow. Someone's hurt.
How could you see that?
- He is lying on the ground.
- Oh, yeah. What's that?
Ah, my gear bag.
I was looking for this. Stop there. Stop.
Hey! What happened here, man?
It's a complete mess.
Take care of the injured.
- You look here, I look there.
- Hulusi, take care of him.
- What happened, bro?
- I think I hit someone.
I think someone is lying there.
Go, check it out. Help him.
Allah Allah, what happened here?
Wow, a diamond as big as my head.
Great. Wonderful.
My old-timer has burned down
but Allah sent its insurance to me.
Thanks.
What happened? Oh, this one has
fainted too. Let me check on him.
Brother, brother, brother.
What happened? What happened to you?
Are you okay?
If you're out, don't move, stay put.
Tell me when you wake What's that?!
Where is my wedding dress?
When will it come?
Miss Nezihe, calm down, it's on its way.
I'll call right now. Five minutes.
- I'll call and ask.
- Call!
Right away.
- Hello?
- Behram, where are you?
On my way, sir. I'll be there soon.
Don't worry, everything is under control.
I'll be there.
Okay, come on, we are waiting.
Best regards, sir, best regards.
Zeki, where are you, love?
The wedding dress is arriving soon.
Don't be late. Come quickly.
I'm on my way, love.
And your diamond ring is, too.
Ah! My love!
Oh my goodness, what's going on here?
We should do whatever is needed.
Don't worry, bro.
Allah.
I have a wedding, man.
Sorry for you, bro.
At last.
Fortune favored me.
The cadaver problem's also solved.
Hey, Hulusi!
Hulusi, how's the man?
Is he alive or dead?
Good, there's pulse.
Check out the one in the hearse.
- Okay, he was out.
- He is alive.
- Hand me a bandage from there.
- Can you hold this, brother?
Huh. Brother.
Good, you are slowly waking up.
Great. How much is this?
That? What? Three.
Good. What about this?
- Is that one?
- Thick one. Well done.
You are conscious.
Are you okay? Good.
- You are very lucky.
- Brother, are you okay?
Fine, fine.
Someone's injured. We're going to the
hospital. Come.
No, no need for hospital.
- I should go to the funeral.
- Okay.
I'll be well soon.
Good, good. Go to the funeral, quickly.
Honestly, you're such a blessed man.
You were born to drive a hearse.
Hold on, let me bandage it for you
but you must see a doctor, okay?
Okay.
Okay, godspeed.
- Thanks.
- Come on. My condolences.
Brother, how are you? Are you okay?
- I'm good.
- Oh, you are fine.
Any damage on your car?
Okay then, we'll take him to hospital.
You should go on your way.
Okay, godspeed.
We'll take him to the hospital.
The patient's with us.
Hulusi! Hulusi, slow down!
Oh God
Allah!
Hulusi, Allah damn you!
Are you driving an ambulance
or a mixer, man?
He is now badly injured.
Where the hell are you?
Are you guys chatting inside?
Heh. Come on, move him.
Come on, take him.
- Careful.
- Allah, please forgive my sins.
Those were my sins.
Please forgive me, my God.
You're still messing around.
The guy's going to die because of you.
Like a bag of bricks
Come here. What happened?
Are you still brooding?
What is it, Cuma?
You lost a stretcher, remember?
With a cadaver on it.
- Yeah.
- I found it.
Really, Cuma?
Really. You can see its tip over there.
Go, you'll see.
Look how happy he is.
Naci, bring me a few kilos
of those molasses from your hometown.
I really need it. I need blood.
You are the man, Cuma!
You too. You almost look human. Almost.
I checked when I took a break, ma'am.
Your wedding dress was there.
It might have dropped.
I hoped that rehearsal would end today.
Wedding is tomorrow! Dress is lost!
- What will we do?
- Calm down Miss Nezihe.
We can find you a new one
No! I want the one I chose!
There are others here,
we can find another one.
What happened, love? Why are you crying?
Honey, this guy was bringing me my dress.
He says he lost it on the way.
Unfortunately. It fell on the way.
Today is definitely a day of mishaps.
I also had an accident on the way.
I hit someone. I feel awful.
My mind is not clear.
Honey, I'm saying I don't have my dress.
We can pick you a new one.
I don't want it.
What happened?
Where am I?
Hospital.
Get well soon.
Ambulance brought you here.
You were in an accident.
A car hit you.
Sir, I was on a video call with my fiance
when I suddenly heard a loud bang.
Someone went flying.
Then I slammed on the brakes.
Then the hearse approaching behind me
swerved to avoid hitting me.
Then I got out
and saw someone lying on the road.
Then the ambulance came and took him.
Pray that the person you hit is alive,
otherwise you go to the jail.
Zeki
No car hit me.
Ksmet Baba's funeral was being held.
It would be rude if I don't go.
Such a distinguished person.
And I was really late.
I was waiting at the bus stop.
I thought, I missed the funeral.
and then the hearse goes right past me.
I ran like lightning.
I held onto the back of the hearse.
Then
An angel came from the sky.
Headbutted me, knocked me out.
After that I remember nothing.
I was shut down.
Patient is in shock.
Keep him under inspection.
He wouldn't talk like this if he was
in shock, I think he's crazy.
Kids, I'm a bit down today
because just now
I almost lost my patient in the OR.
It shook me a bit,
but I still didn't cancel the class, kids.
Because we are medical professionals.
Human life and health
are very important to us.
- Professor.
- Yes?
I had a funeral today.
Should I go to the funeral or attend
class? I was torn between the two
but I thought the same as you, sir.
My condolences.
Were you close?
He was one of our villagers.
He was a blessed man.
They called him Ksmet Baba. He raised me.
May Allah have mercy on him.
Yes, let's start the class, kids.
We unveil the cadaver.
Yes.
Ksmet Baba?
Oh. What's happening there?
Bless you.
You had an accident, hurt your nose, yet
you still brought the body right on time.
Oh my brother, it's our duty.
- Bless you.
- Bless you.
Thanks. My condolences to all of you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- May Allah be pleased.
- Thanks, with you too.
Still in shock.
He is still not conscious.
He is not in a condition to
testify. That's the situation.
But I don't think
his condition is critical.
Okay.
Doctor said
"His condition is not critical."
Thank God.
Heard that Nezihe?
His condition is not critical.
I heard Zeki, I heard.
Oh my God, what is happening to us?
This is definitely Ksmet Baba's body.
Look, Ksmet Baba is not a waif.
- Nobody touch him, I won't let you.
- Who brought this here?
Who?
Well, what's going on here?
Hopefully nothing bad, man.
- Non-stop action.
- You again?
Get out of here.
You can't enter this hospital ever again.
Sir, there is such a thing as a miracle.
I don't know if you know.
Perhaps Ksmet Baba's body could have been
seen in 40 places at the same time.
There is a village called
Miracle near znik.
It is said that he performed
his ablutions at the hot spring.
What are you talking about?
I'm saying this is very normal.
What can it be?
It's paranormal.
Paranormal events are
occurring at this hospital.
Let's keep this between us,
so we don't get into trouble. Got it?
You are the only trouble
in this hospital, Cuma.
Look, just get lost. Don't make me
kill you in front of my students.
Sir, do you realize that
paranormal events have
started to affect you.
Your brain is muddled, you know.
Kill this, kill that.
What kind of talk is this?
Alright, I'm leaving now.
Let's not talk about this too much.
Kids, may Allah grant you clarity of mind
but don't mess with the corpse.
He could either fart or shit, don't fear.
Let's open the coffin.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Oh, what is this?
What is this, Imam?
Has Ksmet Baba become an angel?
Don't ask me, brother.
I'm lost for words.
Who should I ask then?
- There must be some wisdom in it.
- What wisdom?
Someone had placed
a mannequin inside the coffin,
and also defamed my late husband.
I don't think there's defamation.
Who would've done it?
I think we should close the coffin
and open it again.
If there's an error in death,
it might be fixed.
Brother, this is a coffin.
Not a computer.
Turn it off and on again, what's that?
- Sude?
- Aunt Sema
I don't know how to say this
They brought Ksmet Baba's body
to the anatomy class as a cadaver.
Did the deceased donate organs?
For the love of God,
what are you talking about?
What donation, what cadaver?
We don't know anything.
We came to the grave, opened the coffin,
and out came a mannequin
with a veil and a headdress.
What a disgrace!
Friends, they donated
the body of the deceased
to the university as a cadaver.
And they put a hussy mannequin
with a veil inside the coffin.
I'm telling you, don't you see?
They are trying to defame my husband.
Only blood can cleanse this!
- Only blood can!
- Only blood can!
- Only blood can!
- Only blood can cleanse this!
Only blood can!
What's the big deal? Okay, we got
Get him! He is here!
- Allah!
- He's here! Get him!
Chief physician, paranormal events
are occurring in our hospital,
but this is between us.
Paranormal? No way.
Yes way, sir, yes way.
You won't believe what's happening.
Chief Physician, sir, I don't have any
patience for that idiot Cuma anymore.
- Oh.
- Fire him.
You should fire Mr. Arkn.
I can find you four immigrant
doctors for Mr. Arkn's salary.
It would be cheaper.
- Look
- I came for Patient's Rights.
- Very important. An emergency!
- Why are you here?
I'm listening. Go on, sir.
I was ignorant. I acted disrespectfully
toward the hearse.
Then an angel came from the sky.
It hit me right in the forehead.
I thought, Oh no, I'm dead. The end.
They brought me here with an ambulance.
I woke up in the hospital.
They said "A car hit you."
- No way.
- No such thing happened.
They gave me a divine traffic ticket.
Oh?
An innocent man is in the precinct.
This is wrong.
We should notify the precinct.
- Okay, I will
- Don't! Don't call the precinct!
Don't call. If you call,
this will be in the news.
And then what happens?
Our hospital's reputation will be damaged.
It won't be very good for your future.
By the way, he's a psycho.
Why are you listening to him?
Relax. Never mind. Between us.
Come on, get out.
Cuma, I terminated your employment.
You are fired!
Fired, man? How did it
all end up coming back to me?
That's unfair. You have no reason
to fire me.
But you will see, sir.
Paranormal things will occur to you, too.
I'm certain of it.
I've never been so dishonorable
as to stay where I'm not wanted.
Then take your hospital
and stick it into OR.
Why are we in the precinct, Zeki?
We will marry in two days.
My wedding dress is lost. You hit a man.
- My life is upside down.
- Please, Nezihe.
Don't act aggressive as if
we've just had a fight.
At least don't throw a fit
at the precinct.
I'll show you throwing a fit!
What are you doing? Let go!
You saw that right? She attacked me.
I am filing a complaint.
I'll get a report too.
Then you'll see the wedding
in your dreams.
I'll do that. Look.
I'm taking off the ring
and throwing it away.
Is it still throbbing? Throb, throb.
Come now.
Wait a minute.
I know you guys.
You were at the scene of accident.
Yes, we were. This is the injured guy.
Oh. Get well soon.
I was just coming to the hospital.
- Why?
- To get an assault report.
And also to visit you.
Don't go to the hospital.
It's very chaotic since the morning.
You know doctors say "Avoid the chaos."
I brought Danyal for him
to apologize to you,
make peace, kiss each other.
Come inside.
Come on, come.
Hey, stop chirping. Go this way.
As the hearse was passing me,
I jumped and clung to its trunk.
I swear, sir, an angel came from the sky.
Headbutted me like lightning.
- It'd make Satan a believer.
- Huh?
Damn, I've only got
two weeks left until retirement.
As a cop, I've seen so much in my career
but I've never heard anything like this.
God protect us.
Indeed. What a nonsensical story.
Sir, take my statement as is.
Don't let this innocent man be punished.
Then they'll headbutt me
because of him, too.
Don't!
Don't record these paranormal events,
God forbid, we'd get into trouble.
Look, these are things
that must be kept as state secrets.
The state always works this way.
You think you know better than the state?
I'm telling you, boy. Except you, sir.
What are you doing?
Help me!
What's happening?
There's a fight outside, Captain.
Help me! Police!
Behind me! They are coming!
The whole village is chasing me!
They are going to kill me!
What's happening?
Help, the funeral procession. Stop!
Stop. What is happening?
The funeral procession.
They are chasing me.
They have shovels and sticks.
They're going to kill me.
- Whose funeral? Ksmet Baba's?
- Yes.
- Oh
- Yes, I swear.
Go inside.
- Huh?
- Let's go. Jail.
Come with me. Let's have a chat.
Man, you What happened?
Come, stand there.
So? Tell me.
- What happened at the funeral?
- I didn't understand either.
When I brought the body, like this,
first, they greeted me with prayers.
They hugged me.
They went to the graveyard for burial.
I said, let me just rest a bit,
catch my breath, and have some tea.
Then I noticed them running,
sticks and shovels in hand,
to kill me.
Why did the congregation chase you
with shovels and sticks, huh?
I didn't understand that. I ran here.
Do you have a complaint? Tell me.
Now, sir, look
No! He doesn't, sir.
What are these things?
Make sure none of this gets recorded.
There are demonic reasons behind it.
- No. No way.
- Yes way, sir.
And so on and so forth.
Only I can solve these paranormal events.
But I need to retreat into seclusion too.
I need to consult with myself
No, I mean, I'll seek guidance.
Let me think about this.
I'll get back to you on this matter.
Ksmet Baba!
Ksmet Baba!
Ksmet Baba!
Ksmet Baba!
Come on. May we end up in heaven.
Give us that man.
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
- Captain.
- May the hands be broken!
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
- What's happening?
- May the hands be broken!
- They might have been cursed.
- May the hands
Look, they are like zombies.
They are unconscious. Oh God!
Let's burn!
- Let's burn!
- What's that? Oh, boy.
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
May the hands reaching
for the deceased be broken!
- Oh, my wedding dress!
- May the hands
My wedding dress is burning!
Why are they burning it?
It's mine. My dress. I'll get married!
It was my wedding dress!
Oh, no!
They've completely lost their minds.
They'd burn down the precinct too.
Draw your weapon,
fire two shots into the air.
Who are you to give orders to us?
No way, sir. I'm not giving orders.
You are in charge of public matters,
but I'm in charge of paranormal events.
- May the hands be broken!
- Stop, shut up!
Why are you here? What do you want?
Give us the driver. We'll punish him.
Don't challenge the police,
you'll regret it.
Unfortunately, may husband
have been defamed.
We are enraged and we have a complaint.
Okay, please come inside and we'll talk.
Put that out.
Put that out, man!
Come on, ma'am.
- Come.
- I'll take you inside.
Firstly, my condolences.
What happened?
You've turned this place into hell.
I know you are hurt,
but have some patience.
How could you ruin my dress?
Why did you burn it? I don't understand
My mind went blank, may Allah have mercy.
We went to the mosque, we prayed.
Then we went to the grave,
but there was a dress in the coffin.
And Sude called from the hospital,
she's a student at the medical school.
She said that,
"Aunt Sema, they brought
your husband's body
to the anatomy class as a cadaver."
How is this possible? I saw them
put the body in the coffin.
No, how did the body get to
the hospital? Moreover,
how did the mannequin got into the coffin?
These thing can't be explained rationally.
These must be Ksmet Baba's miracles.
What miracles?
My husband was a matchmaker.
You exaggerated him to the sky
and in the end, even his corpse flew.
Even if it is not a miracle, ma'am,
it's kind of like a miracle.
Bring that ambulance driver here.
Don't do that.
How can you bring ambulance here?
You can't keep an ambulance occupied.
It's a crime.
You know better. I solved this mystery.
Let me remind you now. In this case
We noticed the accident
with Hulusi on the road.
We stopped and went to them.
Danyal was lying five meters back.
No, 10 meters back.
Then came the professor's car.
He had an anatomy class that day.
But he had no cadaver.
He took advantage and crept to the hearse.
Took out the body from the coffin.
He hoisted it, groaning and grumbling,
and carried it to his own luggage.
The professor tried to make
the theft seem paranormal
by putting the wedding dress
inside the coffin.
Then, after carefully checking
the surroundings, he got into his car.
Then he drove off.
Ksmet Baba?
When one of his students recognized
the body, he panicked.
Who put this here? Who brought this?
He shouted as loud as he could.
Just then, I walked in.
Hey, everything's good?
What's happening here?
- Non-stop action, huh?
- You again? Get out!
Get out or you can't enter
this hospital ever again.
he claimed insultingly. Why?
I was at the scene of the accident.
I could've seen him.
Then I saw that he was complaining
about me to the chief physician.
I don't have any patience left
for this idiot Cuma.
Fire him, or I'll quit!
Either him or me!
he said.
I have terminated your employment.
You are fired.
The chief physician fired me.
Because of him.
That's exactly what happened.
What a deceitful, fraudulent man he was.
The academy that made
such a man a professor, I'm telling you
Who's that professor?
My father is in the faculty, too.
I don't think your father knows him.
His name is Arkn.
What? That's my father!
- What?
- So my father found my wedding dress,
then stole the body from the hearse,
then put my dress in the coffin, ha?
I'll rip your mouth open!
Nezihe?
- Are you okay, Nezihe?
- No.
You saw that, right?
I'm taking risks to save you from
paranormal events
but you are attacking me!
If you attack me,
this is how you'll end up.
You saw that, right? God smote her.
If you investigate such incidents
you attract such events like a magnet.
Let's forget this incident,
everyone leave.
Come on, go wherever you came from.
Look, am I the captain
of this precinct or you?
You went too far, Cuma.
Of course you are the captain.
But sorry, I'm going to go a bit further.
Look I'm going. Going, going.
Sir, we found a corpse in our truck.
We looked, it said cadaver.
We didn't touch it, we came right away.
How?
Let's look at that.
Indeed.
There's a tag here.
This body came from the morgue.
It says cadaver on the bag anyway.
It came from the hospital, obviously.
Weren't you the handyman
at the hospital, Cuma?
Actually, a technician.
Handyman sounds a bit amateurish.
I have my academic credentials,
framed on the wall like this.
What were you doing in the ambulance?
Where were you going?
A thing happened,
we went to see something with someone.
Then another happened
and we looked at that.
Come inside,
you can tell that in the precinct.
Of course, sir.
Call that ambulance driver.
- Something's happening to me.
- Cuma?
I think there's something
inside of me starting with "D".
With "D?" Oh boy.
Sir?
Okay. Sir? Okay. I will tell.
I will tell.
I just communicated
with a voice from beyond.
It's got things to tell you.
It made me the conduit.
Sure.
Cuma is pure of heart.
Doubt not.
There is a curse on the body,
and the evil eye is upon the bride.
I have come to aid you.
Cuma shall attend the funeral.
He shall lay soil to upon grave.
The curse will be lifted.
He shall buy Nezihe a new dress.
The evil eye shall pass.
Is that all?
Yes.
That's all.
I cancelled the wedding. Ask the presence,
why would you buy a dress?
In which wedding will Nezihe wear it?
Oh yeah?
Everybody, close your eyes. Everybody.
Hold hands. It's saying something.
- I think it's saying something.
- What?
You are a b
Nezihe is pregnant.
It shall reveal itself in time.
Regret will follow if you
refuse the ring once more.
Don't let the baby in her belly cry, man.
Yeah, it could be right.
Yes. I could be pregnant, Zeki.
Okay, love. Understood.
I will find that ring and wear it.
If the seance is over, psychic,
then we can talk about this cadaver issue.
Indeed.
Disbelieve me, and your
deepest secrets shall be revealed.
Just as Nezihe's were revealed.
Love, look, I found the ring.
Zeki shall get down on one knee
and propose to Nezihe again.
Okay, sure.
- Nezihe, will you marry me, my love?
- Yes!
He shall kiss the bride,
then evil eye will be gone.
Come on, honey, put on my diamond ring.
Ring?
Stop messing with me, Zeki.
My love, ring must have flown
during the accident.
Let me check the car.
Check, Zeki.
Now that the lovers have made up,
there's no problem.
Now we can call the ambulance driver.
You don't believe me
but Zeki won't find the ring in the car.
Then you will believe me, soon.
Did it say that? What did it say?
Sorry my love, I'm so sorry.
Ring is not in the car.
Don't be ridiculous, Zeki.
It says
The ring is not in the car,
because Satan took it.
Stop with these tricks, Cuma.
Show us a miracle, then we'll believe.
Don't say that, I believe him.
It says
Here's your miracle.
Oh God, what's this?
I can't believe it! It's my ring!
If any of you disbelieve,
you shall now believe.
For unbelievers
suffer all kinds of misfortunes.
They shall lose their minds.
Now let's lock the door on this topic
and never ever open it again.
Did it say that? What did it say?
Please, sir!
I am already stunned.
I don't want to get headbutted
because of this too. Please!
For the sake of our love, let's forget it.
Please!
He's so blessed,
can't you see what he's done?
You saw that too. Let him go, please!
Please, sir, let him go for us!
Look, my nose is broken
but I don't complain.
Please!
Honestly, I can't do you justice, Cuma.
You saved me from the precinct.
You reconciled me with Nezihe.
You found and brought
the ring from beyond.
Yeah, it was the worst.
Hopefully there won't be
any more misfortunes.
- Hopefully.
- You can exorcise the evil eye too.
As soon as I sign the marriage certificate
I will wire you a very good sum
Are you serious?
Well whatever you see fit,
You are very fit, obviously.
I'm so excited, I can't wait.
Every time I look at this ring,
I will always remember you.
- Me too.
- Bless my dress, too.
Dress me up yourself.
Ah, my bride girl. Don't you worry.
Anything you want.
I can exorcise the evil eye, too.
It's child's play for me now.
Oh, good.
- See you, godspeed.
- See you, bro.
Come on, go ahead.
Wow, mashallah.
Give me your blessing.
You're truly a stand-up guy.
Give me your hand, let me kiss it.
- No need, Danyal.
- No, no, bro.
- I give you my blessings.
- Sure.
- Come on, get in your car.
- Thanks.
They'll take you to your car, too.
Ma'am.
I'm always here for you.
Whenever you have a problem,
make sure to call me.
Thank you.
My condolences ma'am, godspeed you.
Come on.
- What's the matter?
- The battery is dead. It's not working.
We should hook it into another car.
Open the hood. Open it.
No need for another car.
I'm a live transformer.
Open the hood. Open it. Yeah.
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
When I say three, start the engine.
Come on, ready? One, two.
Start it. Yeah.
Yes. That's how it's done.
That's it. Oh boy.
It works like a clock. Tic, tic.
I am a mechanic.
I worked in the workshop for years.
It was incredible.
Do you have miraculous hands?
- Let me kiss your hand.
- No need.
No need.
- Are you a mechanic?
- Yes.
My trike broke down.
Give it a hand while you're passing by.
- I swear I'll pray for you.
- Okay.
Come on, get in, let's go.
Get in.
For God's sake, give me that shovel
I'll throw some soil for Ksmet Baba
at his funeral.
It'd be a blessing. Let's go.
Let's go.
My dearest, my bright-faced husband.
- My bright-faced husband is gone.
- One.
Gone, he left me.
Two.
Oh my rose-faced husband.
My dear rose-faced husband.
What happened?
What happened to her?
Imam, look at her. She fell.
Is she gone, dead? What's it?
- Miss Sema. Sema Sultan.
- Aunt Sema!
Hey Sude, you take a look,
you'll understand better.
- You study medicine.
- Ah Aunt Sema!
Your heart couldn't bear it Aunt Sema.
Your heart couldn't bear it, Aunt Sema.
She's gone!
- Where?
- No!
Aunt Sema followed Ksmet Baba.
You see this miracle, right?
- Oh!
- Oh, she's gone!
It turns out Ksmet Baba knew all along.
Knew what?
That his wife Sema will die.
He sabotaged his own funeral
to be buried with his wife.
Ksmet Baba came out of the coffin
and put a wedding dress inside.
Who knows what he told us,
what he made us listen to?
What?
What?
I mean
Who was the bride of Ksmet Baba?
Sema Sultan.
He called it the Night of Union.
He called it the wedding night.
They will depart together.
They will cross the Siraat Bridge.
It's the only bridge you can cross
on foot anyway.
You can cross the others
only with a car. Also, expensive.
- Bridges are very expensive.
- What should we do now?
What should we do?
What are we going to do?
We are going to bury them side by side.
We will send two lovers
to the other side hand in hand.
- What happened?
- Look.
Ksmet Baba and Aunt Sema
had wanted to be buried side by side.
That's why they bought this grave. Look.
Aunt Sema fell down beside him.
Oh my God, I got goosebumps.
I think you sensed it.
I guess. I got goosebumps too.
They say that wise can sense it.
Since they passed away together,
now it's time to send them
to the other side, hand in hand.
- Right?
- Yes.
Hey everyone, you should prepare
for our mother Sema's funeral.
Pray for her.
Let's send them off together
as soon as possible.
May their pain, and our tears,
come to an end, God willing.
Oh, he is right.
- Aunt Sema, my dear Aunt Sema.
- Aunt Sema.
My dress has been
placed inside the coffin.
And the body has been placed
in your anatomy class.
Dad, we don't understand anything.
We are all very confused.
Calm down, daughter. Come here, sit.
What the hell is this?
Who would've put your dress
inside that coffin?
- Right?
- Why would anybody do this?
Really weird. No.
And the body ended up
in the anatomy class by mistake, right?
Really weird.
We need to review all the footage.
Then the truth will come out.
Your dad is right.
When we look at the footage,
everything will clear up.
So what if they
look at the camera footage, Dad?
I think these are paranormal occurrences.
What did you say?
Paranormal?
Who are you picking up
these superstitious words from?
Cuma, father.
Allahu Ekber.
Rest in peace
and I hope you end up in heaven, O Lord.
My God.
My God, please forgive me O Lord!
I swear it was an accident.
Shovel slipped away. You know the truth.
Do not cast me into torments, O Lord.
Deliver me from my conscience. Amen.
Let's open the grave of Mother Sema.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
What is that?
Oh boy. It is really gold.
My conscience doesn't hurt anymore.
I'm rich now. I'm like a king.
Is this a Byzantine graveyard?
Is this really golden?
Cuma.
Damn that Cuma.
I've never met anyone
in my life as stupid,
as full of nonsense, or as nosy as him.
Why dad?
He is not a bad person. He is just weird.
- Who is this Cuma?
- Don't mention his name in this house!
I had him fired,
but I still couldn't get rid of him.
Now he's harassing my daughter.
- What? He is harassing my daughter?
- Yes.
How so?
No he is not. On the contrary,
he exorcises the evil eye that's on us.
That's just what we needed.
What do you mean "evil eye?"
So, there's a thing as evil eye,
and Cuma exorcises it, huh?
You are a Professor's daughter,
how can you talk like this?
Does this suit you?
That is true. Does this suit you at all,
talking about evil eyes and superstitions?
No. Once this wedding is over, I'll take
charge of this cadaver and dress incident.
In all these strange events,
that fool Cuma must have a hand in it.
I'm sure of that.
I'm absolutely certain.
You don't know him.
No one knows that jerk as well as I do.
You don't really know Cuma Baba at all.
If it wasn't for him,
we'd now be separated with Zeki.
Baba?
Cuma Baba?
Girl, I'm your dad.
That fool Cuma
is a complete genetical disaster.
In fact, he is the genetics' black mark.
Not at all.
Cuma Baba is not a genetical disaster,
he is a paranormal genius.
Daughter?
Dear Sude, let me.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
I couldn't find any cheap lilies.
I'll plant them next week.
Good. Yeah.
Folks!
In the old days, judges would break
their pens after sentencing.
I'm breaking this shovel.
May the suffering
and deaths come to an end.
Enough of this suffering.
What was all that?
Right? Okay. Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Oh, does it, does it hurt?
Of course it hurts!
Right now, I buried
my pain deep inside myself.
El Fatiha.
El Fatiha.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim. Bismillah.
Will it work?
- Better than ever.
- Good job.
It's a mortal world, after all.
No one made it out of this world alive.
Alaikumsalaam.
Aunt Sema and Ksmet Baba's halva.
Yeah? How can I eat this now?
I don't know, I love sweets, but
I've never had anything this bittersweet.
I can't thank you enough.
Without you we'd be ruined.
You organized the funeral, eased our pain.
You're precious to me now.
Give me your phone, I'll save my number.
Of course, here, save yours.
If you need anything, call me.
Sure, and you can call me too.
We are like relatives now.
Ksmet Baba is gone, too.
I'll dress you
for the wedding myself, now.
- May it be for the best.
- God willing.
Enjoy your meal.
Your old-timer trike is all good.
Come, start it with your magical hands.
Really?
Okey then, let's go.
Mashallah!
It works like new, like a clock.
Good job, man.
What was that?
You have evil eye.
I exorcised it, it exploded.
You're electrically charged,
you need to touch the ground.
Walk barefoot on the ground, it will pass.
God bless you. Let's go.
Stay well and sound, sway round and round.
- See you.
- May Allah protect you.
Oh, this is so bad. How many wore it?
Looks second-hand.
The woman who sold this
wore this only once.
- But it's so tacky. Just take a look.
- No, no it is not.
What matters is the aura.
It's not the fabric, it's the aura, girl.
I don't care about aura.
Just look at this!
I know the woman I got this from.
She told me as I left the hospital.
"This is a very special dress" she said.
She wrote on a paper "I want kids,
I want three kids."
She pinned it here.
Soon enough, the universe
quickly made it happen.
I begged the women to get this dress.
She insisted.
No, I won't sell it, she said.
I threw money at her,
but she still wouldn't sell.
This is a blessed wedding dress.
She said she would be jealous
of the person who bought this.
So, how did you get it?
I persuaded her husband.
I said "Do you want more kids?"
He said "No way, I have three."
I said "This woman won't stop at three,
she'd make 10-15 more kids."
He was immediately convinced.
I also threw some money at him.
He immediately said okay.
I felt my heart
warm up to this dress again.
You look like a princess, mashallah.
I will try the same.
Let's see if the kids come
the way I order them.
Sure. Write down immediately
what you want.
Pin it here,
and the universe will grant your wish too.
Ah, since you went through so much,
and spent money like crazy,
- I will give you a present.
- No need for any present.
No need for it, now.
What? Present? What kind of present?
They gave me two phones
as a wedding present.
- One was destined for you.
- You're serious?
Is this mine now?
It wasn't really necessary.
I'm really grateful, truly.
Destined, huh?
It could be Ksmet Baba's gift from
the universe, through your help.
This is original, right?
- Yes, it is.
- Thank you.
Awesome. A short day's profit, man.
They weren't wrong when they said,
"Cast your bread upon the waters."
You'll find it after many days.
They are so sweet. What's that?
Oh, there's an electrical leak here.
They're going to kill the fish.
What's wrong? Why didn't you wear
the dress? Couldn't bear it?
- I couldn't fit. It's too tight.
- Too tight?
A tight dress is good.
You look thinner in it.
No way!
If I dance a little, this will burst.
I'll be humiliated. What am I going to do?
You'll dance for the whole night,
of course.
Am I a fortune teller or what?
I brought a corset for me,
it will make the dress fit.
You'll look like an hourglass. Wait.
It should be here, somewhere.
Yes, I found it.
I brought a corset on my way here,
wear this.
Should we put this from
the head or the feet?
- From the feet.
- Okay, put it then.
Pull it up, pull it.
Pull it up. Suck in your belly.
Are the boobs sitting right?
- Okay, yes they are.
- Okay then.
- Let's see.
- Oh, oh, oh. You're hurting me.
It will hurt a little bit.
- You Allah Allah.
- Oh, oh, oh. Slow down!
Being a bride is a bit of hard work.
Imagine if you lived in the 14th century.
They always dressed like this. Wait.
You are hurting me!
What happened?
It's like Mike Tyson has punched me.
God!
Man, my head is throbbing.
Nezihe? Nezihe! Nezihe, are you okay?
Oh boy, now we're screwed. Nezihe!
What happened to this girl?
Oh God, she's dead. I swear, she's dead.
Can a bride die on her wedding day?
What terrible bad luck.
What have you done, Reaper?
What will happen to my money?
What now? My money's gone too.
She is really dead.
Hey! Nezihe! Nezihe! Girl! Nezihe!
I'm terrified of the dead too.
God, why is this happening to me?
What do you want from
a helpless servant like me, Lord?
He was going to wire me
the gift of the century.
For God's sake, is this the time to die?
Sude. Only Sude can save me from this.
- Yes?
- Sude, girl.
There are important things
I need to talk with you.
What's happened to me
So many things, so many.
What happened Cuma Baba?
Paranormal events are
occurring around me again.
Somethings are happening.
I don't quite understand it yet.
I need to tell you all this in detail.
Where are you?
- At the hospital.
- Okay. Wait there.
Don't go anywhere, just wait there.
- Okay.
- I'm coming right away, running there.
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Where is this girl's phone?
Who's calling? Oh, Zeki.
Hello, Zeki?
I have good news.
I got Nezihe to wear the dress.
It looks great on her. She looks like
an angel. You'd be amazed.
But she won't speak at all, so that
she won't jinx it or attract evil eyes.
She won't even open her mouth,
until she says "Yes."
The bride wanted that way.
Anything Nezihe wants.
By the way your money
is ready in my account.
I'll send it as soon as I sign the papers.
It's almost over.
You send me the money,
then sign the papers.
No, first the signatures, then the money.
Alright, champ.
Sign it, fire it off, and kiss the bride.
- Why is that?
- So you'll kiss the bride feverishly.
Got it. If you want. Okay.
- Hello, Zeki?
- What a guy.
Oh, he hung up.
Damn, this guy is stubborn.
Stubborn as a mule. Can't you wire it now?
Oh God.
Where to start? What to tell?
She was very rich, but
But she died on her wedding day.
The groom is very poor.
My condolences.
I mean, may his soul rest in heaven,
but I don't get how this concerns me.
If they were to marry today,
the groom would inherit her fortune.
Alright, he was poor, didn't get his love,
but this would give him some comfort.
Right, right, it's very unfortunate.
Look only the groom and I know that
the bride died of a heart attack.
For the rescue operation,
Sude, I need you.
You say she's dead?
How am I supposed to save her?
You can't stop death,
but you can deal with the inheritance
If someone wore the dress
and veil in place of the dead bride,
sat at the table and signed in
place of the dead girl, that's enough.
Excuse me?
Am I going to be that bride?
Sude, my girl, who else in this country
could do this good deed but you?
Also, remember, you owe me.
Let's not cause trouble later.
Will this even work?
One should either have hope or courage.
The bride is dead, so we don't have hope.
Now, we need courage, my girl, courage.
So, what are we going to do?
Now, look.
We will go to the wedding together.
No one will see your face.
I will bring you to the groom.
Welcome.
I'll be with you until you reach
the altar.
You won't open your veil
until the signatures are done.
I'll have fun as if everything is normal,
as if the real bride is not dead.
Come on, keep the applause going.
Let's not lose our cheer.
To the ha lay, all together!
Come on. Yeah!
One, two, three, twist! Come!
One, three!
Come, come on!
Come on!
Come, come to the ha lay!
Come on! Walk! Hey!
Sorry.
Arkn!
- My nose!
- Arkn!
- My nose is broken.
- Sorry, professor.
Cuma, you again?
You again? Here too? Ah!
- My nose is broken.
- It was an accident, sir.
- I swear, an accident.
- All of that is accident, huh? This too?
Are there no cameras? Look at the footage.
It was really an accident.
Let's go to VAR, sir.
Is this Cuma?
- Yes.
- Yes ma'am, it's a pleasure.
Arkn!
Arkn, your nose is bleeding too much!
- But I have hemophobia.
- She is fainting.
Oh man!
Why are you letting him go? Hold him!
Sir, son, let me go.
The professor's fainting, hold him!
Hello?
I am Professor Arkn's wife.
We need an ambulance to the wedding.
It's urgent.
- We need an ambulance, absolutely.
- Arkn.
You, Nezihe, in good times and bad,
in sickness and in health,
accept Mmtaz's son,
Zeki Makinistolu, as your spouse?
Yes.
Yes, she said yes. Yes.
What about you Mr. Zeki?
In good times and in bad,
in sickness and in health,
do you accept Arkn's daughter,
Nezihe Kprolu, as your spouse?
Yes.
And you, our dear witnesses,
do you witness this marriage?
Yes.
Yes.
And it's over at last.
And I, based on the authority
given to me by our mayor,
designate you as husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
Wait.
Who is this woman?
What's she doing at the altar?
Oh, I vibrated.
Cash money has come.
The signatures are done.
- Excuse me, you can continue.
- Pull it down.
Who are you?
Zeki!
Didn't she die?
Who is this bride?
Who is this woman?
What is she doing at the altar?
My love, it is a surprise to me too.
I don't know her.
Who are you?
What are you doing in my place?
Didn't you die? I thought you died.
Who said that?
- Must be Cuma.
- I need to pee.
I need to use the bathroom.
Sorry. Cuma tricked me.
He said that you were dead.
He knocked me out and left me on the bed!
God! Paranormal things are happening!
I'm possessed by a demon! Oh God!
You must go! What's happening?
Something is happening!
Everyone run! Go! Something is happening!
What's happening! Oh God! Jigsaw!
Freddy's nightmares!
Friday the 13th! Run!
He is getting away!
Chase him!
Come on, groom!
How did I end up in such a pickle?
Cuma!
Come here, man! Come here!
Why are you still chasing me?
- What's the point of this stubbornness?
- Cuma!
- Let me go!
- Come here!
Run!
Oh, the young lady is here too.
Love. Damn!
- Cuma! Cuma, come here!
- Come here! Come!
- Damn! Come here!
- Come!
- Come!
- Come here, damn you!
Cuma!
- I wish you all the best! Cuma is out!
- Arkn, are you okay?
Oh! My head!
- Dad, are you okay?
- Cuma, you are dead!
- Are you okay?
- You are dead!
- Are you okay?
- Oh, my head hurts, son-in-law!
Go get him, run!
Run!
Hey! Hulusi!
You are a godsend!
Cuma! I found you in the trash,
how surprising.
- What is in the trash?
- It's a state secret.
- I can't say that.
- You were going to pay what you owed.
You took your phone and run in the chaos.
Your phone, or money?
I don't have cash on me, but,
Take the phone. Damn it all to hell.
Take me to the neighborhood.
What are you doing?
Open the damn door!
Wait! Wait a minute! Hey!
Man, wait!
Hey! Stop!
Think Cuma, think.
No time to think. Go with the flow Cuma.
Come here.
Oh boy.
- Did he vaporize? Where's he?
- Where did he go?
It is as if the ground split
and he dove into it.
Run!
Salaamalaikum.
Evil be gone, bad eyes away.
You've been cursed, professor.
I brought you a protective charm.
You won't be cursed again.
You didn't believe me, right?
Finally, it happened to you too.
I'd say serves you right, but I won't.
These are paranormal events that
even science can't explain,
Go, go away!
Don't cry.
These can happen to any academician.
Here, I brought you some cologne!
It'll make you feel a bit refreshed.
Good.
You can't breathe, right?
You're very overwhelmed.
It's so stuffy in here.
I'll open the air conditioner.
You can sit here in the cold.
- Get well soon.
- Don't. Don't.
I hope you get out of the hospital soon.
You are in your own hospital,
believing you will not pay hospital bills
but the chief physician
is billing you hard.
Oh. Cuma.
Why is this fire alarm ringing?
Some devices can sense
even the spiritual fires.
The professor is burning inside,
so the alarm is sounding now.
Give the professor some painkillers,
then the alarm will shut.
Okay, make it shut.
In your dreams.
Sir, sorry but remember, you fired me.
Karma's working, professor is out cold,
now it is your turn.
I'm telling you.
Be careful. Okay?