Pets on a Train (2025) Movie Script
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Ho ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!
Eeyah!
How's that?
Huh.
Hey, he just
grabbed my lunch.
Okay.
Mm?
I'll take that, and that.
Yippee ki-yay!
Ah, I love the smell of
ketchup in the morning.
Alright, I got
a hot-dog with ketchup
and a small serving of fries.
Yes. Can I also
get one with mustard?
You got it.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Coming through.
Didn't think this one
through, did ya?
Three, two, one...
Bye-bye.
No, you stay here.
We'd like to remind
all passengers
to ensure they have
all their belongings
before leaving the station.
We're not responsible--
-Oh, hey there, Falcon.
-Special delivery.
Thanks so much. See you tonight.
Hey, I think
you might have dropped this.
Oh, thanks so much
for thinking of me.
Just don't forget about tonight.
All right?
Hello! Is there anyone there?
- Oh, stuck again?
- Guilty.
-Check out what I got for you.
-Ooh, I love it.
Enjoy.
I'll see you tonight.
- I dunno about you, but I'm...
- I've got presents.
Oh yay!
-All right. This one's for you.
Heads up, catch.
-Got it. Thanks.
-Here. Got your favorite
sardine.
-Excellent.
-Got any dessert
by any chance?
-Not today. Sorry.
But don't you worry, because
tonight, my furry friends,
we won't be eating
the same old garbage.
No. Tonight we'll finally be
lucky enough to stuff our faces
and still go back for seconds.
Tonight there will be
a three-course meal
big enough for all of us.
For you, for you. And even you,
- my shy little munchkin.
- For me?
Because tonight we're
gonna celebrate Christmas.
Falcon, Falcon, Falcon, Falcon!
...those fighting styles
make me laugh.
If you'd been in
the special forces like Steven,
you'd be up to snuff.
Because when it's time to fight,
there's only one style
that works. That's Kraken.
That's where you're
wrong. It's the force.
-No, suplex!
-No, it's Kraken!
-No, the force.
-No, it's suplex.
-No, it's Kraken.
-Force.
-Suplex.
-Kraken!
Hey, uncles.
Want a hot-dog?
Si, go for a four count.
Okay.
-You still got it, huh?
-Well, I had some
great senseis.
-How you feeling about
the big job?
-Good.
Everything's going
according to plan.
And tonight we celebrate.
But I gotta get moving, uncles.
We gotta get moving
to burn off some calories
to make room for the feast
you're gonna bring
us tonight.
Alright, go, go, go, go!
I'm here.
I could use a little push
over here, eh?
Si.
Ol!
By the way, Falcon, does
Rico know about your plan?
Yeah, but I already
regret telling him.
-Ah, Maurice.
-Rico.
How many times I gotta
tell you? Call me Falcon.
Sure, sure. Whatever you
want, Maurice. Look.
We gotta talk. Are you sure
you wanna do this job?
-We don't even know this guy.
What's his name again?
-Hans.
Yeah. Hans. Hans and
his so-called sure thing.
- Thanks, Falcon.
- I'm not gonna lie,
he scares the heck outta me.
I'm not sure
we should trust him.
- I mean, hitting up a hot-dog stand, fine.
- -Yeah, Falcon!
A little grocery store
when things are tight. Sure.
But we're talking about a train.
Is it really worth the risk?
If this job goes south,
it's a one-way ticket
to the slammer.
Rico, you gotta
stop worrying. Come on.
This is what I do.
Right. Like when you came up
with that genius idea
to pinch a pepperoni
from those guard dogs.
- Thanks, Falcon.
-You were this close to being dog chow.
Yeah, but I got it done,
didn't I?
Ooh, yeah, you always say that.
But this one's too dangerous.
Let this Hans guy
do it himself.
But Rico, how can we
pass up the opportunity
to finally have
a real feast on Christmas?
Just imagine,
for the first time,
we can all celebrate together
with full bellies without our
friends worrying which trash can
our next meal's coming from.
And who's the guy everyone
expects to make it happen?
-Thanks, Falcon.
-You heard him. Falcon.
Hmm.
Whatever you say, but please
just watch your back, Maurice.
Alright, Rico, I've gotta fly.
Train no. 72689
with service to Toro City
is now pulling
into the station.
I'm not, I kinda...
Excuse me. Could you give me
a hand with my suitcase?
- Of course, sir.
- Oh, thank you.
- It's very--
- Merry Christmas.
Where are we
putting the snake?
He usually likes
being somewhere dark.
-Let's put him
in the back.
-Don't worry.
I'll see you
in a couple of hours.
Try to get some sleep
during the trip.
See you soon.
Huh?
Wow.
Hans, come in. I'm in position.
Hans, do you read me?
I read you
loud and clear, Falcon.
Make your way
towards the engine.
Operation Christmas Feast
is now a go.
That's it, Janice. Just breathe,
my little quinoa.
Feel the connection
to the cosmos.
Oh, Jimmy. The stars are
telling me we're gonna be
amazing parents.
-Ah, you're expecting babies?
-Yeah.
And if our celestial stars
are aligned,
there should be 10
of us this Christmas.
Well, how about you,
little sunflower?
You ready for the journey?
My owner and I take the
train together all the time.
But I gotta say, I've never
been on one like this.
They say it's one of the fastest
trains in the whole world.
You sure you connected
the red to the red?
Huh? Yeah, of course.
The engine has been hacked.
Good. Now to the next phase.
-Oh no. I'm telling you,
this train's ultra modern.
-Really?
Oh yeah. All the controls
are state of the art.
-It's cutting edge technology.
-Oh boy. Well, you know,
all this tech stuff
is very foreign to us.
We're just happy
to lay in the sun.
And when our train
arrives on time.
Oh yes. I'd hope they
wouldn't be running late
on Christmas Eve.
You all right, friend?
You look a bit shaky.
I don't like traveling.
I get motion sickness.
Well, don't you worry.
I'm sure everything's
gonna be fine.
Oh, by the way,
my name's Judy.
Judy.
It's-- It's nice to meet you.
And my name is, is is...
Keka.
-Huh?
-Coco. Coco. It's Coco.
No, not Keka.
Okay. Just finished
in Economy.
Ah, you're doing great,
Falcon. Keep it up.
- You already on the train?
-Yeah.
I'm just waiting for
someone to gimme
a hand with my suitcase.
You?
Hello, Mr. Musician.
That's a bit of a sad song
you're playing, isn't it?
Hmm.
Momo, do you think
I have a shot
at that ninja role in Toro City?
I still can't stand
on my hind legs.
You know the biz, Leo.
They audition no-names like us
then cast a star.
We're at the bottom.
Yeah. Except for our commercials
for Price S-Mart.
Need to cut back
on your spending?
Well, I've got good news.
At Price S-Mart,
we've got savings for days.
Milk, fruits, cleaners,
couches, gas, and chainsaws.
And of course, our famous
pizzas. Don't miss out.
Price S-Mart. Locations
are open 24-7.
- Oh.
- That's it.
You guys are in those
Price S-Mart commercials.
I knew I'd seen
you both somewhere.
I can't wait to tell the team
I traveled with celebrities.
Oh, I wouldn't call
us celebrities.
-We're C-listers
at best.
-Day players.
-Mascots.
-Yes. That'd be immodest.
I bet someday you'll
both be huge stars.
But in the meantime,
make sure
- it don't go to your head, huh?
- Yeah.
Falcon,
you gotta wrap this up.
We need to be done
before the train leaves.
Okay.
Where am I? Where'd my
owner go? What is this cage?
Who's that guy? Huh? Okay.
Okay. Okay. I've been kidnapped.
Oh, hey. Have you
also been kidnapped?
Oh, my poor owner must be
sick with worry. Hey. Hey.
-Do you have any sugar?
-Huh?
-Sugar?
-No.
Why would I have any sugar?
Okay, here stuck eating
kibble, aren't you?
I know all about kibble.
If you had any idea what was
in it, I know all about it.
I have sources. I follow
people on social media.
That's where the truth
comes out. Woohoo.
For example, veggies are a lie,
but they make you think
that you should eat them
like five times a day.
No, no, no, no, no.
The truth is that we should
only be eating sugar.
Tons of sugar!
Oh. Oh. Sugar!
Sugar puts him to sleep.
Now ain't that something?
- The gang is gonna be so happy tonight.
- - You said it, Falcon.
Now. Come on.
We're almost there.
Fun fact.
I don't know if you noticed,
but this train's gonna
cross the Devil's Bridge.
It's the biggest bridge
in the whole entire-- Huh?
Hehehe. Too easy.
Yes. All set, Hans.
We have control of the train.
You can unlock
the food supply now.
Hmm.
Whoa.
Whoa.
He doesn't look
that chill, does he?
That's strange. Smells
like a thief's been in here.
Hans, did you open the food
supply? We got a cop dog here.
Hurry up. Hans. Hans?
- Do you read me? Hans?
- So it begins.
Attention.
Due to a technical issue,
we're asking all passengers
and personnel to temporarily
deboard the train.
Attention. Due
to a technical issue,
we are asking all passengers
and personnel to
temporarily deboard the train.
-What's happening?
-Attention.
-What are they saying?
-...technical issue,
we're asking all passengers
and personnel
to temporarily
deboard the train.
What's the delay?
Ma'am, we should be getting
on our way very soon.
Why did the doors lock?
Look at that.
Sounds like
the train's actually
gonna leave early.
Huh. Well, there's the first
time for everything.
It's going to be 75 degrees
today in Bay City.
And now a word
from our sponsors.
Happy trails.
Hans? We all good?
The train's moving.
Maguy. Maguy?
No, Maguy. Maguy!
No, Maguy!
No!
- Hans. Hans?
- Well, you certainly
seem like
a seasoned traveler.
Oh, yeah. Lisa and I
really have the travel bug.
-Here's a pic of us in Japan
and one in Columbia.
-Quite the adventurers.
We prefer to travel
in the astral plane.
Oh yeah. We can go far.
Real far.
Coming up next, our
holiday blooper reel.
Here we go. With more dumb
videos of cats being exploited.
Do we really need to watch
more of this?
Come on. It's funny.
Hans. Hans?
Ah.
Yes, sir.
The train took off on its own
and it's moving
through the city.
Yes sir. That's right.
We have no way of stopping it.
Hey, so that ninja role,
is it for a film?
Oh, it's a real long shot
that I get the role.
So you are a big
movie buff, huh, duck?
Oh yeah, but my
real passion's football.
I mean, check it out.
I bring it everywhere.
Oh, sugar. I love sugar.
Come on,
Santa's got places to be.
Ho-ho-ho!
Oh no. My sleigh.
Hey you.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Aren't you supposed
to be in a cage?
-Looks like
we have a freeloader.
-Uh...
Ah, surprise ticket check.
Show me your tickets, everyone.
But I don't have my own ticket.
Ah, well that ain't
gonna have to report you.
-Oh, please don't.
-I'm just kidding.
Have a good trip.
This stray is trying to hitch
a free ride. Typical.
If he wanted a free ride,
he wouldn't be trying
to get off the train.
I'm sniffing a thief
in our midst.
Me, a thief?
That's a good one, Rex.
How do you know my name?
90% of police dogs
are named Rex.
Hmm? You're quick,
but I'm still taking you
in at the next stop.
Oh yeah? You think some
washed up old pooch
in a cage is
gonna stop the Falcon?
Falcon. A raccoon who
names himself after a bird.
He's named after a bird
because he can fly.
I saw him flying
with my own eyes.
Oh yeah. I'm sure you
saw him flying,
by the seat of his pants--
-This is weird. Why is
the train going so fast?
-Hmm.
There's been a lot of
strange coincidences.
Huh, Falcon?
Why are you on this train?
So you saw me
flying before, huh?
Wanna know how
I learned to do it?
Oh yes.
Oh, well, the truth is,
I've always been an orphan.
An orphaned raccoon isn't
anyone's dream pet.
No one wanted to take me in.
No one helped feed me.
-No one even looked at me.
-Poor thing.
Then one day I was looking
through some trash cans.
You went through the trash?
Ugh. I had a feeling.
Of course. What else could I do?
I didn't have an owner to fill
my food bowl every day.
-Yes. Well, I think it's more
a matter of will.
-Whatever.
Anyway, a human snuck up
on me and then...
...he pulled out a rifle
and bang!
...he shot me.
And took out a chunk of my ear.
-What a performance.
-Geez Louise. He is good.
So there I was, weak
and unable to feed myself.
I wandered aimlessly for hours.
I was exhausted.
But just when I thought
all hope was lost,
a falcon spotted me
from the sky.
He saved me and took me in
like I was one of his own.
He even taught me the
ancient ways of a falcon.
Speed, agility, dexterity.
Eventually I inherited his
powers, like supervision.
And of course
the power of flight.
And that my friends, is
how I became a falcon
and got this nickname.
That's so great.
It's completely ridiculous.
And this, is this
also ridiculous?
What is it?
This is the bullet
that hit me in the ear.
I've kept it with me ever
since the day I got shot
to remind myself
that no matter what,
you never let your guard down.
Now, playtime's over.
Well, I'm glad your
guard's up, Falcon
'cause you're going
straight to the pound.
Oh no. I'm so scared.
Where am I?
Uh, right. I've been kidnapped.
Okay, I think we may
have hit something.
Hmm. Must have been a flying
saucer. Definitely with aliens.
Extra terrestrials.
Extra terrestrials are
everywhere these days.
There's tons of videos
on it. Hey, hey.
Do you have any sugar?
Breaking news.
We're receiving numerous reports
that a runaway train is
speeding its way across
the peaceful town of Bay City.
The train has already
caused some damage,
smashing through a construction
site on Scott Avenue.
Fortunately, there were
no injuries.
So far
we had no comment from anyone.
No passengers aboard the train,
but there is
a full car carrying...
Oh, those poor things.
I wouldn't wanna be them.
Amigos, look at this.
That's Falcon's train.
Woohoo!
-Uh, Johnson.
Now this is fun.
-Yeah.
This is what it's all about,
Johnson.
Did you remember
the camera battery this time?
Uh, yeah, I got it. We're good.
Johnson and Johnson,
you guys are currently
pursuing the train, correct?
Yes, that's right, Michael.
We're actually just
caught up to it now.
We're almost parallel
to the tail car.
The one carrying
all the animals.
The train is about
to pass Seagull Island.
What we are witnessing
here is without a doubt,
the biggest railway story
in the history of Bay City.
We're doing our best
to bring you as close
to the action as we can.
I don't wanna worry anyone,
but I'm pretty sure the train
they're talking
about is this one.
Soon the train will
be outside the city
and we'll be unable
to continue following.
Falcon hasn't checked in yet.
He might be stuck
on the train.
-Steven, go get Rico. Rapido.
-All right.
I am told we have reporters
on the ground
talking to the owners
of some of the trapped animals
on the train.
Oh, I was devastated
because my poor little
Randy is on that train.
Ah, that's my owner.
She's gonna save us.
Rebecca. Rebecca!
...all my fans can relax
because my sponsor
got me a brand-new dog.
What? She replaced me.
-...my new promos and goodies.
-Ooh, sugar.
...you can get a photo
with my new partner.
I mean, come on.
Just look how cute he is.
Look at his little face.
Do you have a pet
on the train as well,
young lady?
Yeah. Her name is Maguy
and she's all alone
on that train.
And I'm really scared for her.
We need to find a way
to help those animals.
We can't just leave them all.
Oh, that poor little girl.
Yes, Cynthia. And it seems
like it's only gonna get worse.
A fiery explosive crash
seems unavoidable.
Huh?
-Huh?
-Oh, my babies.
You wanna get off the bench
and help us?
We're not worth the risk.
I don't wanna end up
cooked like a pizza.
Hello there.
Enjoying the ride?
Not too bumpy?
From where I'm standing,
it's all going perfectly.
Because after planning this
for months,
I hacked this train and now
I have complete control.
Watch this.
I can accelerate...
...or hit the brake.
Accelerate or brake.
Accelerate or brake.
Accelerate or brake.
Accelerate or brake.
You're all at my mercy.
This guy's taken one tackle
too many.
We haven't done
anything to you.
No, you've done nothing to me.
But as luck would have it,
you are traveling
with the one person
I've sworn vengeance on.
That's right.
We finally meet again, Rex.
Huh? Do we know
each other?
Huh?
Well, yeah. Hans.
The Hans Gang.
Uh... No idea.
It's me. Five years ago.
Those kibble robberies
from a bunch of vet clinics.
That was me, my gang. Come on.
We had quite the reputation.
Ugh, I did five years
and a pound because of you,
and you don't even remember?
I've arrested countless scumbags
like you and Falcon.
Sometimes ten of them a day.
Sorry, I don't remember
them all.
Duh...
It doesn't matter.
After today, you won't
forget me. Goodbye, Rex.
We're all gonna die.
Not gonna lie.
I didn't see that in the stars.
He doesn't remember me.
Whoa.
He forgot about me!
How the heck do you not
remember me, Rex?
You have no idea what it's like
to spend five years
in the pound,
to lose your gang...
and to rot in the middle
of nowhere.
Just you wait and see.
Oh, get off.
Rex!
Why is this happening?
What did we do to deserve this?
Hey, yo, don't just stand there.
It's game time.
Everyone, calm down.
We'll figure this out.
You just gotta let me think.
Yeah. Well, you might
wanna get on that
before we crash in Toro City.
No, no, no, no.
I know the whole route
of the train by heart.
And we're not gonna
crash in Toro City.
No. We're gonna crash
way before then.
Right here on this bridge.
What?
Oh, yeah. You see, when you
cross the Devil's Bridge,
there's a very
strict speed limit.
And since our train is so heavy
and going too fast,
we're gonna cause
big vibrations on the rails,
which will damage the pylons,
causing the bridge to collapse.
And then
the train will explode.
And then we all die.
You're welcome.
But... But
we can't let that happen.
There's gotta be
something we can do.
There might be, if the train
was lighter,
we might be able to cross,
but we'd have to detach at least
half of the train cars.
Oh, I know what we can do.
See, we're at the back
of the train.
But if we can move up
to car number eight,
we could detach the cars
between first class and economy.
Ew. Well, we don't have to
pass through economy, do we?
Yes. It's the only way
to safely detach the cars
so that we can cross
the bridge without it collapsing
and killing us all.
That sounds like
a great plan.
Yeah. Except we're all
still locked in cages
and the key is all the way
in the next car.
But... you could go through
that trap door
and get the key for us.
And with all your
special Falcon abilities,
-it should be a piece of cake.
-Oh, yeah, yeah. Surely.
With all my
special Falcon abilities, I--
But I mean, it does sound
a little dangerous, doesn't it?
We're begging you.
Please save our babies.
-Me too. You gotta help us.
-We're counting on you.
-You're the only one of us who
could do this.
-Yeah. Come on.
Yeah. Okay. I suppose
I can give it a try.
Are you guys serious?
You really want
to trust this common thief
to save us all.
Common? Me? Ha.
I'll show you, grandpa.
Ah, everything
okay, Mr. Falcon?
Oh, yeah. Easy-peasy. Huh.
Yeah. Go on, Falcon.
At this speed, you're gonna
end up like road kill.
Nice going, Falcon.
Everyone's lives are
in your stupid hands.
"And this is
a golden opportunity.
Have more food than we ever
had on Christmas." Yeah.
"Come out to the coast.
We'll hang out.
Have a few laughs."
Only thing, you'll have to crawl
underneath a runaway train
at full speed.
Whoa.
Hmm?
Yes.
Whoa!
It feels like he's been
gone a long time, doesn't it?
Exactly. I wouldn't
put it past him
to take this opportunity
to escape.
Mm.
Huh?
-You're awesome.
-I told you. Easy-peasy.
Now, who wants out?
It's all right.
Not bad for a thief, huh?
I think an apology is an order.
Okay. Everyone gets lucky
sometime.
Now, get me
out of this cage.
I'll take things from here.
Oh, hold on there a sec, Sarge.
I'm not sure
you're in the best position
to be barking out orders.
I'm in a better position than
some lowlife thug like you.
Hey, it was that lowlife thug
that got us out of these cages.
He's the only reason
that we still have
a chance of surviving.
- Sure. He bordered
this training illegally.
He is acting very suspicious
and is clearly hiding something.
-But it's because
of this criminal--
-Thank you.
Thank you very much.
We all get it.
Okay, Rex, I'll let you out.
Out of the question.
I got you.
Huh?
I don't mean to
burst anyone's bubble,
but you can't
possibly believe
I hacked this train
all by myself.
In fact, I think it's time
I thank the person who was
with me from the beginning.
The guy who made
all of this possible.
We can't listen to
that psychopath.
What?
Listen, guys, he's just
trying to get in our heads.
We all need to stick together.
Oh, you want to play, Falcon?
All right, let's play.
All right. Forget
about that weirdo.
We need to find a way to--
Don't worry, I'll catch you.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, you gotta move.
Quick. Get out of there!
Hurry up!
Why are you spying on me?
Who's paying you?
Who do you work for? Huh?
Oh, you're not gonna talk.
Huh? Where are you going?
Stop moving around.
Watch out!
Don't worry about me.
I'm all good.
Hi, Mr. Greyhound.
What's your name?
Eh... Victor.
Well, thanks
for letting me out, Victor.
My name's Anna.
Oh, very nice
to make your acquaintance.
Hey, Hurry up back there.
We gotta go.
That snake
looks very familiar.
I'm sure I've seen her
on social media before.
Do you know about social media?
Yes, unfortunately.
Ah, thank you.
What was your name again?
Candy. But listen,
I didn't pick it.
We can pick.
Whoa.
Oh, that was something.
Hey, Leo. Those were
some slick laterals.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Okay, so just to recap,
you're saying some psycho
hacked the train
with some kind of scheme
to get back at the old dog
who arrested him?
Right? What's next?
You gonna say
the Earth is round?
-Ah, I'm not that gullible.
-Mm.
All right, is everyone here?
Then, let's head to car eight.
Hey, who put you
in charge? Huh?
Okay, smart guy.
What's your plan?
Uh... Let's all head to
car eight.
Right?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
I can't believe this.
Forgotten again. Hello?
Huh?
For once I actually got lucky.
Looks like someone's lost
their touch.
Yeah. 'cause you
did so much...
-Guys, you're both great, okay?
-Seems like you're
all barking and no biting.
Guys, I'm okay.
Really wanna see me
bite something?
-Excuse me.
-Why don't you
kiss my tail, Rexy P...
You won't have a tail
when I'm through with you.
Huh. Hold on.
Water, water, water, water.
Water...
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Coming through. Out of the way.
Move. This is
an emergency.
Water. Whoa. No, no.
Hey. Where are you going?
Hey. Don't leave me
in the toilet.
What were you thinking?
- There's a sink right there.
- Huh?
Get me out.
This is vinegar.
Sorry, pal.
That's all I could find.
So humiliating.
Hm.
Why aren't you guys moving?
This is bad.
I really don't want
to be peking duck.
Yeah, it's too dangerous.
We'll have to find another way
to get off this train.
Oh, yeah? How do
we do that, officer?
My plan is actually
much simpler.
We go back to our car
and find a way to detach it.
It'll stop on its own and
then we'll all get off safely.
But Mr. Police Dog,
we're going too fast.
If we detach the last car,
it'll likely derail
and crash,
and then we're all gonna die.
Yeah. But if we
go on like this,
we'll all be char-broiled.
Listen up. Don't worry,
it's just a little fire.
If I can do it,
then you guys can do it too.
Yeah, we're following Falcon.
I'm not gonna let societal norms
dictate my life ever again.
-No, sir.
-Hello. Hello.
Hello. Aw.
Watch it.
Candy!
It's okay. Randy. I'm spry.
Look, they made it. Let's go.
Excuse me.
Come on, Coco. You got this.
I do what I can.
Why don't you just fly?
Well, I dunno how to fly.
I never learned how.
Coco?
I made it.
See that?
You were almost flying?
Almost.
It's lucky we weren't
following you.
We would've been sucked out.
Are you kidding me?
If you hadn't wasted
so much time,
we'd all be safely across.
Um, maybe this isn't
the best time to be fighting,
the car's
about to break apart.
And if you're still over there,
it'll go off the rails.
-And then you're also--
-And we'll all die. We know.
Exactly.
Right now there's a massive hole
in the middle of the car.
So we need to find another way.
Wait, Rex, I've got an idea.
Come on.
You need to move.
All right.
I'll be right behind you.
Don't worry, Momo.
We'll see you in the endzone.
Come on, follow me.
Boy, talk about a Hail Mary.
Hey, look out!
-What just happened?
-What just happened?
You just scored
a touchdown, Leo.
That was incredible.
All right, come on, you guys.
-You can do it.
-Our turn, Jimmy.
Huh?
Be careful, Janice.
Okay, Jimmy,
let the cosmos guide you.
I can't do it. I don't think
my stars are aligned
on this one.
-What?
-Yeah.
You know how sometimes
the stars are out of alignment
and we have no choice
but to accept
our predetermined fate.
I know that's against
our nature,
but I think we have
to face reality here.
I'm sorry. It has
to be like this, Janice.
Just please tell my babies
how much I love them.
How all I wanted
to be was a dad.
You can tell them that yourself.
-But-- How did I--
-Mm.
Hey, Falcon,
toss Momo over here.
Okay.
Oh, it's going deep.
Just like we practiced it.
Quack, quack!
Go on, it's your turn.
Uh, would it be possible to find
a slightly larger walkway?
-We don't have time to waste!
-Hey, come now.
You can't just go
grabbing tails like that.
Come on, Victor.
It's all about willpower.
What are you doing?
We have to keep moving.
I don't think I can.
-Focus on something else.
-Focus on what?
Look at my butt.
Ah. You want me
to look at your butt?
Yeah. Eyes on my butt.
Look at his butt.
Only his butt.
Follow his butt.
Follow his butt. Follow his...
Hold on, Victor.
If you fall, I fall.
See, we had your back.
-Thank you, Missy.
-Oh, call me Anna.
I told you, if we'd stayed in
that car, we'd all be safe now.
Well...
Uh...
Hey, Maguy,
with two less cars,
we should be lighter now.
-Do you think we're okay?
-No. Not quite yet.
To get across the bridge,
we have to detach
at least half the cars.
Okay, Maguy,
let's do it. Come on.
You're outta
your cage now, Rex.
But I'm still the one
in charge here.
Hmm? That snake really
reminds me of someone.
Me too.
Oh, I know. It's her.
-I remember now.
-What's that?
You're Anna. Anaconda.
Oh right.
And her owner is DJ Conda.
The rap game bosses.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Calm and cool.
Sure, sure.
But we need to move.
You see Chuck, Suplex is
muy importante to any workout.
No, you'll never get
that spinning...
Yeah, yeah. Ah, look,
he's back.
What's this I'm hearing
about a train? Is Maurice okay?
-It's Falcon, not Maurice.
-Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Silencio, I wanna hear this.
According to our sources,
the train is totally
out of control
and the railway
is completely overwhelmed,
as there doesn't seem
to be any way to stop
or even slow down the train,
which is crossing into an area
of dangerous
and unstable tracks.
Don't go anywhere.
Crash seems to be more
and more inevitable.
-Oh, Maurice!
-In a few moments,
members of our news team will
bring us live aerial footage
of what's sure to be
a must-see explosion.
Ah. Hey, Rico. Where you going?
Rico?
Johnson, what took you so long?
-We're running behind.
-Sorry, Johnson. I screwed up.
I went to the wrong floor.
You are unreal, Johnson.
Oh, hold on, Maurice,
I'm coming.
Okay. Five more cars.
-Oh.
-Hmm? Hmm.
Huh?
Phew.
Hmm? Hmm.
Yeehaw!
Ow!
-Ah.
-Hmm.
Hmm.
All right, this is car eight.
Good work, everyone. We made it.
There it is, Johnson.
I see the train.
Try to keep us level
so I can frame it.
I'll do my best, Johnson.
But it's windy up here.
As you can see, the car carrying
the animals was destroyed.
But a few of them seem to have
made their way to the front
Seems so, Michael,
imagine how frightened
those poor animals must be.
Amigos, I think I saw Falcon.
He's alive.
Thankfully, there's
no humans on board.
- Maguy.
- - As you can see in the distance,
the train is
rapidly approaching
the Devil's Bridge.
Hold on tight, everyone!
Mr. Falcon, we've got to
detach the cars right now!
Okay, everyone get ready.
You sure you can do this,
grandpa?
Pull!
Jump!
Come on. Jump.
Ah!
We are rolling back.
Now, this is a show.
How's that? Johnson?
Did you get it?
Uh, no, I can't get focused
with all these jolts.
Oh, Johnson,
you're not gonna believe this.
-What's happening?
-The train's slipping.
What are we gonna do?
Ah! Hold on
Oh! Some sugar!
Mmm!
Randy! Now!
Look out!
- They're alive!
- Come on, Coco.
You got it, Coco,
you're almost there!
Keep going!
You're gonna make it!
You're so close.
I can't do it.
Hey Johnson. Do you think we can
go back and grab another camera?
Good idea. Johnson. Let's go.
We'll head back to the studio.
- I don't believe it.
- We made it.
Good work.
We made it, everybody.
Oh, Coco, I was just so scared.
-Yeah, me too.
-Huh?
Oh, sorry.
We might actually have a shot of
getting out of this thing alive.
You said it, Gramps.
We may have a shot of surviving,
but we're still on course
to crash in Toro City.
He's right. And we're still
picking up speed.
So if we all wanna stay
in one piece,
there's only one way.
We have to get up
to the control car
and hit the brakes manually.
Because if we can't,
we're all gonna die.
Relax, everyone.
Death is just
another part of life.
That's not gonna happen.
We can do this.
Yeah, you just gotta trust us.
The crash is still
right on schedule.
And up next, a compilation
of the best train videos.
Hi there, mama.
Choo-choo!
Choo-choo-choo.
Choo-choo-choo.
Jeez. If we keep
showing this garbage,
we'll be canceled
before we know it.
Hmm. Wait a sec.
I think I've got an idea.
Maurice, you're going too fast.
Oh.
Close one. Thanks, old timer.
-Yeah. Lucky I was here.
-Let's go.
Wait, that isn't a bullet.
Yeah, it wasn't actually
a bullet that hurt my ear.
-So you were lying to us.
-No, I wasn't lying.
I just exaggerated
the story a little bit.
So can we go now?
But we trusted you
with our lives.
Go on, Falcon.
Tell everyone the truth.
You owe them that much.
Okay. I never actually got shot.
I did this to myself
when I was little.
This one day,
I was dying of thirst
and I stole a soda can
that had been shaken up.
- And when I opened it,
it went...
...like a bullet
and it hit my ear
and it really did hurt.
And it also wasn't really
a falcon who saved me.
It was a pigeon.
Ooh. That's just what
we needed. A pigeon.
Falcon, pigeon.
What else you hiding?
Once a liar, always a liar.
And you lied to us
about other things,
right, Falcon?
-No. That's all there is.
-You forgot I'm a cop, Falcon.
I realized something was up
when you destroyed the TV.
-Hans was about to give you up.
-It's-- it's not what you think.
My suspicions were confirmed
with the food supply.
You were
planning on nabbing all of it.
-That's not true. I was--
-You helped Hans
hijack this train.
-What?
-You're his accomplice.
You put all of our lives
at risk.
But I had no idea that Hans
was a psychopath
who wanted to kill us all.
He promised me a real Christmas
with all my friends
at the station.
We were only supposed to hijack
the train to get the food.
-That was the plan.
-So you admit
this was all your fault.
Falcon, you helped him
hijack the train?
Why would you do that?
Because my friends and I
don't have owners
who feed and give us shelter
on Christmas.
Well, now none of us
get Christmas.
Hey, you're the one
Hans was after.
It's your fault we're all here.
I was only doing my job.
But you Falcon,
you betrayed us.
Maybe you had your reasons,
but look where they got us.
Fine. But even if I am
responsible for this mess,
I'm stuck here too, which means
we need to work together.
Okay? That's it. Bye bye.
-Falcon!
-No!
Happy trails, Falcon.
Oh, no. Falcon. It can't be.
Falcon.
How are we supposed to
get through this now?
Maguy.
I know it's hard,
but we have no choice,
we have to keep going
and I'm really gonna need you.
You all wait here.
It'll be safer that way.
Don't lose hope. Maguy and I
are gonna stop this train.
Huh? I'm alive. Huh?
Where am I?
No. No, no, no, no.
Hmm?
Judy, you can fly, right?
Save yourself
while there's still time.
No, Coco, I'm staying with you.
We're in this together.
I second that.
I'd never abandoned
my teammates.
In the football world,
we don't leave friends
on the field.
We fight till the end
of the last quarter.
Janis, will you still love me
in the afterlife?
Huh? Of course.
My owner deleted
all our pictures
on social media.
She's being manipulated,
but by who?
Ah, stop it, Randy,
your owner was just using you
-to boost her
social media following.
-Really?
-Why would you say that?
-Because my owner was
using me too.
Here, look.
Hey, there, Candy fans
and shout out
to my 400,000 new followers.
It's awesome.
Uh, it's terrible.
Candy, why must you be stuck
on that doomed train?
I miss you so much.
Here's a little dedication
I made for you.
Heads up.
Surprise.
Oh, Candy. Will we ever see
each other again?
And don't forget to like,
comment, and subscribe
and share this video.
See y'all soon.
Well, at least he didn't
replace you.
-I actually would've
preferred that.
-Hmm.
Let's see if there's news
on our train.
Please welcome,
live in the studio, Lisa,
whose pet cat is
on the runaway train.
Is that right, Lisa?
Yes. Her-her name's Maguy
and I-I-I adopted her
when she was just a kitten.
And you're terrified
you're gonna watch her die.
Is that right?
-Yes.
-We are scared too, Lisa,
-as I'm sure our many
viewers are as well.
-Don't cry, sweetheart.
As soon as the train is clear
of the mountains,
you'll go with Cynthia
in our helicopter
to rescue Maguy.
Sound good?
Yes. Thank you so much
for helping me save her.
Oh, no.
Maguy, help me out here. Hmm?
Maguy? Maguy!
Huh? Where's that kitty going?
Maguy, come back.
What you doing up there?
I'm doing what Falcon
would've done.
Come on.
You can do it, Maguy.
You're not that smart
if you think I'm gonna
let you stop my train.
Oh! Maurice!
Rico?
But what are you doing here?
I saw the train on the news
and I was really worried.
-You okay?
-No. No, I'm not okay.
This whole thing is my fault.
You were right.
I should have listened
instead of trying
to be a falcon.
You know, this is
the most incredible story
we've ever seen.
-How lucky are we? Right?
-Yeah, Cynthia. He's right.
And let me just tell you,
it's a real privilege
-to have you here
in the field with us.
-Oh, yeah.
And this adorable little girl
trying to save her cat.
It's gonna be the highlight
of our career.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's all gonna be very moving.
I have no doubt.
So Cynthia,
is everything on track?
You got it, Michael.
So far so good.
Ah, that little girl crying
after the crash will
be entertainment gold.
It's the perfect boost
for both of our careers.
I'm sick of stupid,
boring local news.
-You're preaching
to the choir, Cynthia.
-Oh, excuse me.
-I'll call you back.
-Are we almost there?
Yes, Lisa,
just a few more minutes.
Huh?
Oh, I have a bad feeling
about this.
Hey, superstars.
Listen up, guys.
Falcon isn't here anymore.
And now Rex and Maguy
are in danger.
We gotta huddle up.
-But that's not our role.
-We never played
the part of a hero.
Hey, don't give me that garbage.
Just because you haven't
played heroes yet,
don't mean that you can't.
Honestly, guys, you
have so much potential.
Aren't you sick and tired
of saying you're C listers,
- mascots and day players?
- Yes, sick of it.
Don't you see the opportunity
in front of you?
Today, it's not an audition.
Today, my friends,
is your big break.
So let's kick some foot.
Like all heroes do.
- Quack, quack!
- Quack, quack!
Yeah!
Oh, no, I'm coming, Maguy!
No one stops my train.
Let me go!
-I said let me go!
-Hold on, Maguy.
What do you say
we go see my old friend Rex?
Let me go, you big mean bully!
No one's getting in.
Ah, I never should have
listened to Hans.
None of this would've happened.
No one would be in danger.
I'm so stupid. Ah! Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh.
Hey, Maurice. Maurice, hey.
Falcon.
-No, Rico, you're right.
My name is Maurice.
-Yeah, yeah, whatever.
But come see. The train's
headed down the valley.
-What?
What are you talking about?
-Just take a look. There!
-You still have time
to save them.
-No, I can't save anyone.
All I ever do is
mess everything up.
I'm not a falcon.
I'm just a dumb little pigeon.
All right, fine. Maybe you are
just a dumb little pigeon.
But that dumb
little pigeon is brave.
And he never hesitates
for a second to help others.
And that's why I've always
been so proud of you.
You... you really mean that?
Maurice, of course
I really mean it.
And as you well know,
a pigeon never leaves
a friend behind.
So what are you waiting for?
Get over there, son.
Okay, but how do I
get back on the train?
You'll figure it out
like you always do.
-You always find a way.
-Yeah.
Huh?
Hey.
Ah!
A-ha!
-Falcon.
-Yes, Anna, we all miss him.
-No. Take a look.
That's Falcon right there.
-He's alive!
Let her go.
This is between you and me.
You want me to let her go, Rex?
Okay.
Maguy!
Come on!
Rex! Help me!
Ah, coming.
Yeah, go on. Go save her.
Hold on tight!
How about we have
a little fun, Rex?
This is for not remembering me.
This is because you
broke up my gang.
And this is for those five years
I spent at the pound.
Ah!
-Flag on the play.
-Think we'd let you
win that easily?
Yeah, you have no idea
who you're messing with.
Huh?
Attack!
Yeah, tackle!
That's it, you guys.
It's a dog pile.
That's it. Team work.
Work as a unit.
Huh?
All right. Half-time's over.
Quack, quack!
Quack, quack!
Whoa... whoa!
Huh? Falcon?
Phew!
-Hey, guys. What'd I miss?
-I can't believe it.
-You're alive!
-Yeah. Well, I'm a survivor.
Falcon! Look out behind you!
I'm really sorry I got you
all into this mess.
But since I've got us into it,
I'm gonna get us out of it.
Falcon!
So maybe I am just a poor stupid
pigeon. But you know what?
A pigeon never leaves
a friend behind.
You guys stay there.
Okay. I think you owe me
a little explanation, Hans.
Huh?
Whoa!
Almost there.
I don't think so.
You're not going anywhere.
- Huh?
- You're outta luck.
You picked on the wrong pigeon.
Nobody is stopping my train.
Well, where the devil
have you three been?
Oh, it was a blowout.
We really took it
to that scumbag badger.
You should have seen Leo.
He was bouncing around,
blindsiding him.
Bim, bam, boom,
bim, bam, boom!
And Momo, he was
raining down pickles
like pine nuts.
Would you just stop moving?
The problem was that in
the fourth quarter,
Hans bounced back
and came to play.
We thought we were on
a hot streak,
but he cooled us down.
Okay. So basically,
you didn't help at all.
On the contrary,
without them,
Maguy and I wouldn't be
here right now.
Our destinies are
predetermined by the stars.
What's meant to be
is meant to be.
We are but small bits of dust
floating through this plane
servants to an unavoidable fate.
There's no point fighting it.
No point fighting it?
No point fighting it?
That's it, Jimmy, I've had
enough of your stupid
philosophical trash.
-Whoa...
-It's easy to hide
behind the cosmos
and avoid facing your problems.
Let's roll over and wait
for our inevitable death.
Is that really the lesson you
wanna teach our kids?
But-- Oh...
So, uh, where's Falcon?
Calm down, Hans.
Remember this morning?
We worked together.
We were a team.
We're basically friends.
We can work something out.
You're saying you want
to be on my team again?
-Yeah.
-And help me get rid of Rex?
Uh, no.
Hey, Cynthia. There's animals
on top of the train.
Go on, start filming.
As you can see,
there appear to be
two small animals
on the roof of the train.
They seem to be trying to
escape or send some kind
of distress call.
There he is. They're
on the roof. It's Falcon.
He's okay.
But what's he doing?
It looks like
he's fighting a badger.
I told you there was a bad guy
on that train. Get 'em, Falcon!
And don't forget, Kraken.
Always Kraken. Kraken!
-Suplex!
-The force!
Get him, Falcon!
Show him what
happens when you mess
with a pigeon--
Okay, what is this?
-Qu pasa?
-Rico? What's he doing there?
Get out of the way, Rico,
we've got a fight to watch.
Uh, Johnson.
You won't believe this,
but a pigeon
is stuck to the camera.
And I think he left a souvenir.
Whoa, Falcon's really
in deep doo-doo.
I apologize
to our viewers for this
technical error.
Oh, yes. I'm learning
the railway company
may have found a solution
to avoid a crash in Toro City.
Yes!
It appears the train
will be diverted
to a deserted area
where it can crash safely.
Stay with us.
A catastrophe is imminent.
Bring us down to
the crash site quickly.
Hurry up and clean
that camera lens.
Come on, son. Get up!
I'm trying, Rico.
You can do it.
I believe in you.
You never crack
with the pressure.
When it's time to fight,
There's only one technique
that works. The Kraken.
Get up!
Kraken. Kraken!
No, the force.
No, suplex.
No, Kraken!
-The force!
-Suplex.
Kraken!
The force. Suplex.
Kraken!
- Force.
- Suplex.
-Kraken.
Force. Suplex. Kraken.
Don't touch my son!
Don't touch my dad!
Force. Suplex. Kraken!
It's over, Hans.
You've lost.
You're right, Falcon.
You beat me.
Oopsies.
We're here, Cynthia.
This is the estimated
crash site.
Yeah, but, Johnson,
if it crashes,
how are we gonna film
the little girl
getting her cat back?
We can worry about that later.
I wouldn't count on Falcon
saving your sorry butts.
You won't be
seeing him again.
For the rest of you,
your next stop is death!
Death is simply the next--
Eh...
From now on, you'll never
forget the name Hans!
Oh, there's a switch.
Well, I guess
the only thing left
to say is, good crash.
No!
No one's crashing here.
Jimmy!
Especially not my babies.
Yippee ki-yay!
Look! It's coming.
Yeah.
Now pull.
Jimmy! Go!
Jimmy!
Peace and love!
Huh?
You saved our lives.
Really? I don't know
what came over me.
Are you kidding me?
The story's never gonna end.
Hey, Cynthia, the train's
back on course
to Toro City. What do we do?
Don't worry, Michael.
We've got a big head start.
We'll be first on the scene
and have front row seats
to the crash.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Stay tuned because
in just a few minutes,
we'll bring you
exclusive footage
of the upcoming crash.
Uh, I have a bad feeling
about this.
It's over.
We can't stop it.
Hang on tight.
Hang on tight!
Hey.
You all right, son?
Yeah.
Okay.
We're perfectly steady.
-How you doing, Johnson?
-I'm ready. Lens clean.
Battery's charged. You'll be
back with your cat real soon.
Yes, yes, yes.
Try and stay focused.
All right, here we go.
Come on, Falcon.
Oh, look at that.
Yahoo!
There, there's the train.
Listen up you two,
right after the crash.
Make sure you get footage
of the kid crying.
All right. But then when
are we getting the reunion?
Huh? Oh, no, Johnson,
You won't believe this.
-There's a problem
with the battery.
-No!
We're slowing down.
Falcon got to the breaks!
-Hold on!
-Yeah, hold on tight!
Uh, I... mean...
Huh? Watch out! Whoa!
I don't wanna die in economy!
Hold on tight!
Please... let it go.
Falcon.
Falcon. Falcon.
So not bad
for a pigeon, huh?
That's my boy.
That's my son.
Falcon. I gotta say,
you're the bravest thief
I've ever met in
my whole career.
You mean your very long career?
Yeah.
Huh? You should
probably get outta here.
They'll take you
straight to the pound.
Thanks, Rex.
And thank you, Maguy.
Couldn't have done
it without you.
Falcon!
Don't worry, Maguy.
I'll see you soon. Promise.
I'll see you all soon.
Maguy! Maguy!
Oh, I'm so happy
to see you again.
You haven't seen
the last of me, Rex!
Whatever you say...
Sorry, what's your name again?
Oh, come on. You gotta
be kidding me. Hans!
My name is Hans. It's not even
a hard name to remember.
My aunt picked it out for me.
You brat!
I missed out on the biggest
story of my life 'cause of you.
They'd have talked about this
for months, maybe even years.
If you hadn't messed
with the camera.
Oh, don't you worry.
They'll definitely be
talking about you for a while.
That little girl
crying after the crash
will be entertainment gold.
It's the perfect boost
for both of our careers.
I'm sick of boring local news.
You're preaching
to the choir, Cynthia.
Right after the crash.
Make sure you get footage
of the kid crying.
If you release
any of that footage,
I will single-handedly
destroy you.
-Understood?
-Oh, I'd never do that.
Tell me you're getting this.
Yeah, I got it.
-I found the spare battery.
-Hey, what are you doing?
We're filming the
reunion, Cynthia.
Uh, are you filming?
Oh, this isn't good.
Oh, Johnson, this
reunion is amazing.
Johnson,
you're one heck of a cameraman.
Oh, stop it.
Candy, where should we go?
We can't just go back
to our owners.
Yeah, you're right.
-Oh, hey, wait, I have an idea.
-Hm?
What?
Hm?
Hey, aren't you both adorable?
You all alone?
-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack!
Well now, looks like I found
two new teammates.
Oh!
I think they're coming
real soon.
My little quinoa.
We didn't do too bad
in the end, did we?
Uh, well, it'll be
a long walk back.
Yeah, and no Christmas feast
this year, I guess.
Oh, I'm sure you'll find a way.
You always end up finding a way.
Actually, I hadn't
mentioned it yet,
but I may have a lead on a
job at the Bay City Airport.
Huh? What? You're joking, right?
You wanna rob airports now?
Well,
you're on your own.
I'm a bad flyer.
Don't stress, Rico.
This job's a piece of cake.
- Yeah, yeah.
- -Everyone's trustworthy.
Oye, Chuck.
Careful with the roundhouse.
Working on flexibility,
have you?
Now I can reach up to--
Hey, uncles,
did you miss me?
Falcon!
Ho ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!
Eeyah!
How's that?
Huh.
Hey, he just
grabbed my lunch.
Okay.
Mm?
I'll take that, and that.
Yippee ki-yay!
Ah, I love the smell of
ketchup in the morning.
Alright, I got
a hot-dog with ketchup
and a small serving of fries.
Yes. Can I also
get one with mustard?
You got it.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Coming through.
Didn't think this one
through, did ya?
Three, two, one...
Bye-bye.
No, you stay here.
We'd like to remind
all passengers
to ensure they have
all their belongings
before leaving the station.
We're not responsible--
-Oh, hey there, Falcon.
-Special delivery.
Thanks so much. See you tonight.
Hey, I think
you might have dropped this.
Oh, thanks so much
for thinking of me.
Just don't forget about tonight.
All right?
Hello! Is there anyone there?
- Oh, stuck again?
- Guilty.
-Check out what I got for you.
-Ooh, I love it.
Enjoy.
I'll see you tonight.
- I dunno about you, but I'm...
- I've got presents.
Oh yay!
-All right. This one's for you.
Heads up, catch.
-Got it. Thanks.
-Here. Got your favorite
sardine.
-Excellent.
-Got any dessert
by any chance?
-Not today. Sorry.
But don't you worry, because
tonight, my furry friends,
we won't be eating
the same old garbage.
No. Tonight we'll finally be
lucky enough to stuff our faces
and still go back for seconds.
Tonight there will be
a three-course meal
big enough for all of us.
For you, for you. And even you,
- my shy little munchkin.
- For me?
Because tonight we're
gonna celebrate Christmas.
Falcon, Falcon, Falcon, Falcon!
...those fighting styles
make me laugh.
If you'd been in
the special forces like Steven,
you'd be up to snuff.
Because when it's time to fight,
there's only one style
that works. That's Kraken.
That's where you're
wrong. It's the force.
-No, suplex!
-No, it's Kraken!
-No, the force.
-No, it's suplex.
-No, it's Kraken.
-Force.
-Suplex.
-Kraken!
Hey, uncles.
Want a hot-dog?
Si, go for a four count.
Okay.
-You still got it, huh?
-Well, I had some
great senseis.
-How you feeling about
the big job?
-Good.
Everything's going
according to plan.
And tonight we celebrate.
But I gotta get moving, uncles.
We gotta get moving
to burn off some calories
to make room for the feast
you're gonna bring
us tonight.
Alright, go, go, go, go!
I'm here.
I could use a little push
over here, eh?
Si.
Ol!
By the way, Falcon, does
Rico know about your plan?
Yeah, but I already
regret telling him.
-Ah, Maurice.
-Rico.
How many times I gotta
tell you? Call me Falcon.
Sure, sure. Whatever you
want, Maurice. Look.
We gotta talk. Are you sure
you wanna do this job?
-We don't even know this guy.
What's his name again?
-Hans.
Yeah. Hans. Hans and
his so-called sure thing.
- Thanks, Falcon.
- I'm not gonna lie,
he scares the heck outta me.
I'm not sure
we should trust him.
- I mean, hitting up a hot-dog stand, fine.
- -Yeah, Falcon!
A little grocery store
when things are tight. Sure.
But we're talking about a train.
Is it really worth the risk?
If this job goes south,
it's a one-way ticket
to the slammer.
Rico, you gotta
stop worrying. Come on.
This is what I do.
Right. Like when you came up
with that genius idea
to pinch a pepperoni
from those guard dogs.
- Thanks, Falcon.
-You were this close to being dog chow.
Yeah, but I got it done,
didn't I?
Ooh, yeah, you always say that.
But this one's too dangerous.
Let this Hans guy
do it himself.
But Rico, how can we
pass up the opportunity
to finally have
a real feast on Christmas?
Just imagine,
for the first time,
we can all celebrate together
with full bellies without our
friends worrying which trash can
our next meal's coming from.
And who's the guy everyone
expects to make it happen?
-Thanks, Falcon.
-You heard him. Falcon.
Hmm.
Whatever you say, but please
just watch your back, Maurice.
Alright, Rico, I've gotta fly.
Train no. 72689
with service to Toro City
is now pulling
into the station.
I'm not, I kinda...
Excuse me. Could you give me
a hand with my suitcase?
- Of course, sir.
- Oh, thank you.
- It's very--
- Merry Christmas.
Where are we
putting the snake?
He usually likes
being somewhere dark.
-Let's put him
in the back.
-Don't worry.
I'll see you
in a couple of hours.
Try to get some sleep
during the trip.
See you soon.
Huh?
Wow.
Hans, come in. I'm in position.
Hans, do you read me?
I read you
loud and clear, Falcon.
Make your way
towards the engine.
Operation Christmas Feast
is now a go.
That's it, Janice. Just breathe,
my little quinoa.
Feel the connection
to the cosmos.
Oh, Jimmy. The stars are
telling me we're gonna be
amazing parents.
-Ah, you're expecting babies?
-Yeah.
And if our celestial stars
are aligned,
there should be 10
of us this Christmas.
Well, how about you,
little sunflower?
You ready for the journey?
My owner and I take the
train together all the time.
But I gotta say, I've never
been on one like this.
They say it's one of the fastest
trains in the whole world.
You sure you connected
the red to the red?
Huh? Yeah, of course.
The engine has been hacked.
Good. Now to the next phase.
-Oh no. I'm telling you,
this train's ultra modern.
-Really?
Oh yeah. All the controls
are state of the art.
-It's cutting edge technology.
-Oh boy. Well, you know,
all this tech stuff
is very foreign to us.
We're just happy
to lay in the sun.
And when our train
arrives on time.
Oh yes. I'd hope they
wouldn't be running late
on Christmas Eve.
You all right, friend?
You look a bit shaky.
I don't like traveling.
I get motion sickness.
Well, don't you worry.
I'm sure everything's
gonna be fine.
Oh, by the way,
my name's Judy.
Judy.
It's-- It's nice to meet you.
And my name is, is is...
Keka.
-Huh?
-Coco. Coco. It's Coco.
No, not Keka.
Okay. Just finished
in Economy.
Ah, you're doing great,
Falcon. Keep it up.
- You already on the train?
-Yeah.
I'm just waiting for
someone to gimme
a hand with my suitcase.
You?
Hello, Mr. Musician.
That's a bit of a sad song
you're playing, isn't it?
Hmm.
Momo, do you think
I have a shot
at that ninja role in Toro City?
I still can't stand
on my hind legs.
You know the biz, Leo.
They audition no-names like us
then cast a star.
We're at the bottom.
Yeah. Except for our commercials
for Price S-Mart.
Need to cut back
on your spending?
Well, I've got good news.
At Price S-Mart,
we've got savings for days.
Milk, fruits, cleaners,
couches, gas, and chainsaws.
And of course, our famous
pizzas. Don't miss out.
Price S-Mart. Locations
are open 24-7.
- Oh.
- That's it.
You guys are in those
Price S-Mart commercials.
I knew I'd seen
you both somewhere.
I can't wait to tell the team
I traveled with celebrities.
Oh, I wouldn't call
us celebrities.
-We're C-listers
at best.
-Day players.
-Mascots.
-Yes. That'd be immodest.
I bet someday you'll
both be huge stars.
But in the meantime,
make sure
- it don't go to your head, huh?
- Yeah.
Falcon,
you gotta wrap this up.
We need to be done
before the train leaves.
Okay.
Where am I? Where'd my
owner go? What is this cage?
Who's that guy? Huh? Okay.
Okay. Okay. I've been kidnapped.
Oh, hey. Have you
also been kidnapped?
Oh, my poor owner must be
sick with worry. Hey. Hey.
-Do you have any sugar?
-Huh?
-Sugar?
-No.
Why would I have any sugar?
Okay, here stuck eating
kibble, aren't you?
I know all about kibble.
If you had any idea what was
in it, I know all about it.
I have sources. I follow
people on social media.
That's where the truth
comes out. Woohoo.
For example, veggies are a lie,
but they make you think
that you should eat them
like five times a day.
No, no, no, no, no.
The truth is that we should
only be eating sugar.
Tons of sugar!
Oh. Oh. Sugar!
Sugar puts him to sleep.
Now ain't that something?
- The gang is gonna be so happy tonight.
- - You said it, Falcon.
Now. Come on.
We're almost there.
Fun fact.
I don't know if you noticed,
but this train's gonna
cross the Devil's Bridge.
It's the biggest bridge
in the whole entire-- Huh?
Hehehe. Too easy.
Yes. All set, Hans.
We have control of the train.
You can unlock
the food supply now.
Hmm.
Whoa.
Whoa.
He doesn't look
that chill, does he?
That's strange. Smells
like a thief's been in here.
Hans, did you open the food
supply? We got a cop dog here.
Hurry up. Hans. Hans?
- Do you read me? Hans?
- So it begins.
Attention.
Due to a technical issue,
we're asking all passengers
and personnel to temporarily
deboard the train.
Attention. Due
to a technical issue,
we are asking all passengers
and personnel to
temporarily deboard the train.
-What's happening?
-Attention.
-What are they saying?
-...technical issue,
we're asking all passengers
and personnel
to temporarily
deboard the train.
What's the delay?
Ma'am, we should be getting
on our way very soon.
Why did the doors lock?
Look at that.
Sounds like
the train's actually
gonna leave early.
Huh. Well, there's the first
time for everything.
It's going to be 75 degrees
today in Bay City.
And now a word
from our sponsors.
Happy trails.
Hans? We all good?
The train's moving.
Maguy. Maguy?
No, Maguy. Maguy!
No, Maguy!
No!
- Hans. Hans?
- Well, you certainly
seem like
a seasoned traveler.
Oh, yeah. Lisa and I
really have the travel bug.
-Here's a pic of us in Japan
and one in Columbia.
-Quite the adventurers.
We prefer to travel
in the astral plane.
Oh yeah. We can go far.
Real far.
Coming up next, our
holiday blooper reel.
Here we go. With more dumb
videos of cats being exploited.
Do we really need to watch
more of this?
Come on. It's funny.
Hans. Hans?
Ah.
Yes, sir.
The train took off on its own
and it's moving
through the city.
Yes sir. That's right.
We have no way of stopping it.
Hey, so that ninja role,
is it for a film?
Oh, it's a real long shot
that I get the role.
So you are a big
movie buff, huh, duck?
Oh yeah, but my
real passion's football.
I mean, check it out.
I bring it everywhere.
Oh, sugar. I love sugar.
Come on,
Santa's got places to be.
Ho-ho-ho!
Oh no. My sleigh.
Hey you.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Aren't you supposed
to be in a cage?
-Looks like
we have a freeloader.
-Uh...
Ah, surprise ticket check.
Show me your tickets, everyone.
But I don't have my own ticket.
Ah, well that ain't
gonna have to report you.
-Oh, please don't.
-I'm just kidding.
Have a good trip.
This stray is trying to hitch
a free ride. Typical.
If he wanted a free ride,
he wouldn't be trying
to get off the train.
I'm sniffing a thief
in our midst.
Me, a thief?
That's a good one, Rex.
How do you know my name?
90% of police dogs
are named Rex.
Hmm? You're quick,
but I'm still taking you
in at the next stop.
Oh yeah? You think some
washed up old pooch
in a cage is
gonna stop the Falcon?
Falcon. A raccoon who
names himself after a bird.
He's named after a bird
because he can fly.
I saw him flying
with my own eyes.
Oh yeah. I'm sure you
saw him flying,
by the seat of his pants--
-This is weird. Why is
the train going so fast?
-Hmm.
There's been a lot of
strange coincidences.
Huh, Falcon?
Why are you on this train?
So you saw me
flying before, huh?
Wanna know how
I learned to do it?
Oh yes.
Oh, well, the truth is,
I've always been an orphan.
An orphaned raccoon isn't
anyone's dream pet.
No one wanted to take me in.
No one helped feed me.
-No one even looked at me.
-Poor thing.
Then one day I was looking
through some trash cans.
You went through the trash?
Ugh. I had a feeling.
Of course. What else could I do?
I didn't have an owner to fill
my food bowl every day.
-Yes. Well, I think it's more
a matter of will.
-Whatever.
Anyway, a human snuck up
on me and then...
...he pulled out a rifle
and bang!
...he shot me.
And took out a chunk of my ear.
-What a performance.
-Geez Louise. He is good.
So there I was, weak
and unable to feed myself.
I wandered aimlessly for hours.
I was exhausted.
But just when I thought
all hope was lost,
a falcon spotted me
from the sky.
He saved me and took me in
like I was one of his own.
He even taught me the
ancient ways of a falcon.
Speed, agility, dexterity.
Eventually I inherited his
powers, like supervision.
And of course
the power of flight.
And that my friends, is
how I became a falcon
and got this nickname.
That's so great.
It's completely ridiculous.
And this, is this
also ridiculous?
What is it?
This is the bullet
that hit me in the ear.
I've kept it with me ever
since the day I got shot
to remind myself
that no matter what,
you never let your guard down.
Now, playtime's over.
Well, I'm glad your
guard's up, Falcon
'cause you're going
straight to the pound.
Oh no. I'm so scared.
Where am I?
Uh, right. I've been kidnapped.
Okay, I think we may
have hit something.
Hmm. Must have been a flying
saucer. Definitely with aliens.
Extra terrestrials.
Extra terrestrials are
everywhere these days.
There's tons of videos
on it. Hey, hey.
Do you have any sugar?
Breaking news.
We're receiving numerous reports
that a runaway train is
speeding its way across
the peaceful town of Bay City.
The train has already
caused some damage,
smashing through a construction
site on Scott Avenue.
Fortunately, there were
no injuries.
So far
we had no comment from anyone.
No passengers aboard the train,
but there is
a full car carrying...
Oh, those poor things.
I wouldn't wanna be them.
Amigos, look at this.
That's Falcon's train.
Woohoo!
-Uh, Johnson.
Now this is fun.
-Yeah.
This is what it's all about,
Johnson.
Did you remember
the camera battery this time?
Uh, yeah, I got it. We're good.
Johnson and Johnson,
you guys are currently
pursuing the train, correct?
Yes, that's right, Michael.
We're actually just
caught up to it now.
We're almost parallel
to the tail car.
The one carrying
all the animals.
The train is about
to pass Seagull Island.
What we are witnessing
here is without a doubt,
the biggest railway story
in the history of Bay City.
We're doing our best
to bring you as close
to the action as we can.
I don't wanna worry anyone,
but I'm pretty sure the train
they're talking
about is this one.
Soon the train will
be outside the city
and we'll be unable
to continue following.
Falcon hasn't checked in yet.
He might be stuck
on the train.
-Steven, go get Rico. Rapido.
-All right.
I am told we have reporters
on the ground
talking to the owners
of some of the trapped animals
on the train.
Oh, I was devastated
because my poor little
Randy is on that train.
Ah, that's my owner.
She's gonna save us.
Rebecca. Rebecca!
...all my fans can relax
because my sponsor
got me a brand-new dog.
What? She replaced me.
-...my new promos and goodies.
-Ooh, sugar.
...you can get a photo
with my new partner.
I mean, come on.
Just look how cute he is.
Look at his little face.
Do you have a pet
on the train as well,
young lady?
Yeah. Her name is Maguy
and she's all alone
on that train.
And I'm really scared for her.
We need to find a way
to help those animals.
We can't just leave them all.
Oh, that poor little girl.
Yes, Cynthia. And it seems
like it's only gonna get worse.
A fiery explosive crash
seems unavoidable.
Huh?
-Huh?
-Oh, my babies.
You wanna get off the bench
and help us?
We're not worth the risk.
I don't wanna end up
cooked like a pizza.
Hello there.
Enjoying the ride?
Not too bumpy?
From where I'm standing,
it's all going perfectly.
Because after planning this
for months,
I hacked this train and now
I have complete control.
Watch this.
I can accelerate...
...or hit the brake.
Accelerate or brake.
Accelerate or brake.
Accelerate or brake.
Accelerate or brake.
You're all at my mercy.
This guy's taken one tackle
too many.
We haven't done
anything to you.
No, you've done nothing to me.
But as luck would have it,
you are traveling
with the one person
I've sworn vengeance on.
That's right.
We finally meet again, Rex.
Huh? Do we know
each other?
Huh?
Well, yeah. Hans.
The Hans Gang.
Uh... No idea.
It's me. Five years ago.
Those kibble robberies
from a bunch of vet clinics.
That was me, my gang. Come on.
We had quite the reputation.
Ugh, I did five years
and a pound because of you,
and you don't even remember?
I've arrested countless scumbags
like you and Falcon.
Sometimes ten of them a day.
Sorry, I don't remember
them all.
Duh...
It doesn't matter.
After today, you won't
forget me. Goodbye, Rex.
We're all gonna die.
Not gonna lie.
I didn't see that in the stars.
He doesn't remember me.
Whoa.
He forgot about me!
How the heck do you not
remember me, Rex?
You have no idea what it's like
to spend five years
in the pound,
to lose your gang...
and to rot in the middle
of nowhere.
Just you wait and see.
Oh, get off.
Rex!
Why is this happening?
What did we do to deserve this?
Hey, yo, don't just stand there.
It's game time.
Everyone, calm down.
We'll figure this out.
You just gotta let me think.
Yeah. Well, you might
wanna get on that
before we crash in Toro City.
No, no, no, no.
I know the whole route
of the train by heart.
And we're not gonna
crash in Toro City.
No. We're gonna crash
way before then.
Right here on this bridge.
What?
Oh, yeah. You see, when you
cross the Devil's Bridge,
there's a very
strict speed limit.
And since our train is so heavy
and going too fast,
we're gonna cause
big vibrations on the rails,
which will damage the pylons,
causing the bridge to collapse.
And then
the train will explode.
And then we all die.
You're welcome.
But... But
we can't let that happen.
There's gotta be
something we can do.
There might be, if the train
was lighter,
we might be able to cross,
but we'd have to detach at least
half of the train cars.
Oh, I know what we can do.
See, we're at the back
of the train.
But if we can move up
to car number eight,
we could detach the cars
between first class and economy.
Ew. Well, we don't have to
pass through economy, do we?
Yes. It's the only way
to safely detach the cars
so that we can cross
the bridge without it collapsing
and killing us all.
That sounds like
a great plan.
Yeah. Except we're all
still locked in cages
and the key is all the way
in the next car.
But... you could go through
that trap door
and get the key for us.
And with all your
special Falcon abilities,
-it should be a piece of cake.
-Oh, yeah, yeah. Surely.
With all my
special Falcon abilities, I--
But I mean, it does sound
a little dangerous, doesn't it?
We're begging you.
Please save our babies.
-Me too. You gotta help us.
-We're counting on you.
-You're the only one of us who
could do this.
-Yeah. Come on.
Yeah. Okay. I suppose
I can give it a try.
Are you guys serious?
You really want
to trust this common thief
to save us all.
Common? Me? Ha.
I'll show you, grandpa.
Ah, everything
okay, Mr. Falcon?
Oh, yeah. Easy-peasy. Huh.
Yeah. Go on, Falcon.
At this speed, you're gonna
end up like road kill.
Nice going, Falcon.
Everyone's lives are
in your stupid hands.
"And this is
a golden opportunity.
Have more food than we ever
had on Christmas." Yeah.
"Come out to the coast.
We'll hang out.
Have a few laughs."
Only thing, you'll have to crawl
underneath a runaway train
at full speed.
Whoa.
Hmm?
Yes.
Whoa!
It feels like he's been
gone a long time, doesn't it?
Exactly. I wouldn't
put it past him
to take this opportunity
to escape.
Mm.
Huh?
-You're awesome.
-I told you. Easy-peasy.
Now, who wants out?
It's all right.
Not bad for a thief, huh?
I think an apology is an order.
Okay. Everyone gets lucky
sometime.
Now, get me
out of this cage.
I'll take things from here.
Oh, hold on there a sec, Sarge.
I'm not sure
you're in the best position
to be barking out orders.
I'm in a better position than
some lowlife thug like you.
Hey, it was that lowlife thug
that got us out of these cages.
He's the only reason
that we still have
a chance of surviving.
- Sure. He bordered
this training illegally.
He is acting very suspicious
and is clearly hiding something.
-But it's because
of this criminal--
-Thank you.
Thank you very much.
We all get it.
Okay, Rex, I'll let you out.
Out of the question.
I got you.
Huh?
I don't mean to
burst anyone's bubble,
but you can't
possibly believe
I hacked this train
all by myself.
In fact, I think it's time
I thank the person who was
with me from the beginning.
The guy who made
all of this possible.
We can't listen to
that psychopath.
What?
Listen, guys, he's just
trying to get in our heads.
We all need to stick together.
Oh, you want to play, Falcon?
All right, let's play.
All right. Forget
about that weirdo.
We need to find a way to--
Don't worry, I'll catch you.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, you gotta move.
Quick. Get out of there!
Hurry up!
Why are you spying on me?
Who's paying you?
Who do you work for? Huh?
Oh, you're not gonna talk.
Huh? Where are you going?
Stop moving around.
Watch out!
Don't worry about me.
I'm all good.
Hi, Mr. Greyhound.
What's your name?
Eh... Victor.
Well, thanks
for letting me out, Victor.
My name's Anna.
Oh, very nice
to make your acquaintance.
Hey, Hurry up back there.
We gotta go.
That snake
looks very familiar.
I'm sure I've seen her
on social media before.
Do you know about social media?
Yes, unfortunately.
Ah, thank you.
What was your name again?
Candy. But listen,
I didn't pick it.
We can pick.
Whoa.
Oh, that was something.
Hey, Leo. Those were
some slick laterals.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Okay, so just to recap,
you're saying some psycho
hacked the train
with some kind of scheme
to get back at the old dog
who arrested him?
Right? What's next?
You gonna say
the Earth is round?
-Ah, I'm not that gullible.
-Mm.
All right, is everyone here?
Then, let's head to car eight.
Hey, who put you
in charge? Huh?
Okay, smart guy.
What's your plan?
Uh... Let's all head to
car eight.
Right?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
I can't believe this.
Forgotten again. Hello?
Huh?
For once I actually got lucky.
Looks like someone's lost
their touch.
Yeah. 'cause you
did so much...
-Guys, you're both great, okay?
-Seems like you're
all barking and no biting.
Guys, I'm okay.
Really wanna see me
bite something?
-Excuse me.
-Why don't you
kiss my tail, Rexy P...
You won't have a tail
when I'm through with you.
Huh. Hold on.
Water, water, water, water.
Water...
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Coming through. Out of the way.
Move. This is
an emergency.
Water. Whoa. No, no.
Hey. Where are you going?
Hey. Don't leave me
in the toilet.
What were you thinking?
- There's a sink right there.
- Huh?
Get me out.
This is vinegar.
Sorry, pal.
That's all I could find.
So humiliating.
Hm.
Why aren't you guys moving?
This is bad.
I really don't want
to be peking duck.
Yeah, it's too dangerous.
We'll have to find another way
to get off this train.
Oh, yeah? How do
we do that, officer?
My plan is actually
much simpler.
We go back to our car
and find a way to detach it.
It'll stop on its own and
then we'll all get off safely.
But Mr. Police Dog,
we're going too fast.
If we detach the last car,
it'll likely derail
and crash,
and then we're all gonna die.
Yeah. But if we
go on like this,
we'll all be char-broiled.
Listen up. Don't worry,
it's just a little fire.
If I can do it,
then you guys can do it too.
Yeah, we're following Falcon.
I'm not gonna let societal norms
dictate my life ever again.
-No, sir.
-Hello. Hello.
Hello. Aw.
Watch it.
Candy!
It's okay. Randy. I'm spry.
Look, they made it. Let's go.
Excuse me.
Come on, Coco. You got this.
I do what I can.
Why don't you just fly?
Well, I dunno how to fly.
I never learned how.
Coco?
I made it.
See that?
You were almost flying?
Almost.
It's lucky we weren't
following you.
We would've been sucked out.
Are you kidding me?
If you hadn't wasted
so much time,
we'd all be safely across.
Um, maybe this isn't
the best time to be fighting,
the car's
about to break apart.
And if you're still over there,
it'll go off the rails.
-And then you're also--
-And we'll all die. We know.
Exactly.
Right now there's a massive hole
in the middle of the car.
So we need to find another way.
Wait, Rex, I've got an idea.
Come on.
You need to move.
All right.
I'll be right behind you.
Don't worry, Momo.
We'll see you in the endzone.
Come on, follow me.
Boy, talk about a Hail Mary.
Hey, look out!
-What just happened?
-What just happened?
You just scored
a touchdown, Leo.
That was incredible.
All right, come on, you guys.
-You can do it.
-Our turn, Jimmy.
Huh?
Be careful, Janice.
Okay, Jimmy,
let the cosmos guide you.
I can't do it. I don't think
my stars are aligned
on this one.
-What?
-Yeah.
You know how sometimes
the stars are out of alignment
and we have no choice
but to accept
our predetermined fate.
I know that's against
our nature,
but I think we have
to face reality here.
I'm sorry. It has
to be like this, Janice.
Just please tell my babies
how much I love them.
How all I wanted
to be was a dad.
You can tell them that yourself.
-But-- How did I--
-Mm.
Hey, Falcon,
toss Momo over here.
Okay.
Oh, it's going deep.
Just like we practiced it.
Quack, quack!
Go on, it's your turn.
Uh, would it be possible to find
a slightly larger walkway?
-We don't have time to waste!
-Hey, come now.
You can't just go
grabbing tails like that.
Come on, Victor.
It's all about willpower.
What are you doing?
We have to keep moving.
I don't think I can.
-Focus on something else.
-Focus on what?
Look at my butt.
Ah. You want me
to look at your butt?
Yeah. Eyes on my butt.
Look at his butt.
Only his butt.
Follow his butt.
Follow his butt. Follow his...
Hold on, Victor.
If you fall, I fall.
See, we had your back.
-Thank you, Missy.
-Oh, call me Anna.
I told you, if we'd stayed in
that car, we'd all be safe now.
Well...
Uh...
Hey, Maguy,
with two less cars,
we should be lighter now.
-Do you think we're okay?
-No. Not quite yet.
To get across the bridge,
we have to detach
at least half the cars.
Okay, Maguy,
let's do it. Come on.
You're outta
your cage now, Rex.
But I'm still the one
in charge here.
Hmm? That snake really
reminds me of someone.
Me too.
Oh, I know. It's her.
-I remember now.
-What's that?
You're Anna. Anaconda.
Oh right.
And her owner is DJ Conda.
The rap game bosses.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Calm and cool.
Sure, sure.
But we need to move.
You see Chuck, Suplex is
muy importante to any workout.
No, you'll never get
that spinning...
Yeah, yeah. Ah, look,
he's back.
What's this I'm hearing
about a train? Is Maurice okay?
-It's Falcon, not Maurice.
-Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Silencio, I wanna hear this.
According to our sources,
the train is totally
out of control
and the railway
is completely overwhelmed,
as there doesn't seem
to be any way to stop
or even slow down the train,
which is crossing into an area
of dangerous
and unstable tracks.
Don't go anywhere.
Crash seems to be more
and more inevitable.
-Oh, Maurice!
-In a few moments,
members of our news team will
bring us live aerial footage
of what's sure to be
a must-see explosion.
Ah. Hey, Rico. Where you going?
Rico?
Johnson, what took you so long?
-We're running behind.
-Sorry, Johnson. I screwed up.
I went to the wrong floor.
You are unreal, Johnson.
Oh, hold on, Maurice,
I'm coming.
Okay. Five more cars.
-Oh.
-Hmm? Hmm.
Huh?
Phew.
Hmm? Hmm.
Yeehaw!
Ow!
-Ah.
-Hmm.
Hmm.
All right, this is car eight.
Good work, everyone. We made it.
There it is, Johnson.
I see the train.
Try to keep us level
so I can frame it.
I'll do my best, Johnson.
But it's windy up here.
As you can see, the car carrying
the animals was destroyed.
But a few of them seem to have
made their way to the front
Seems so, Michael,
imagine how frightened
those poor animals must be.
Amigos, I think I saw Falcon.
He's alive.
Thankfully, there's
no humans on board.
- Maguy.
- - As you can see in the distance,
the train is
rapidly approaching
the Devil's Bridge.
Hold on tight, everyone!
Mr. Falcon, we've got to
detach the cars right now!
Okay, everyone get ready.
You sure you can do this,
grandpa?
Pull!
Jump!
Come on. Jump.
Ah!
We are rolling back.
Now, this is a show.
How's that? Johnson?
Did you get it?
Uh, no, I can't get focused
with all these jolts.
Oh, Johnson,
you're not gonna believe this.
-What's happening?
-The train's slipping.
What are we gonna do?
Ah! Hold on
Oh! Some sugar!
Mmm!
Randy! Now!
Look out!
- They're alive!
- Come on, Coco.
You got it, Coco,
you're almost there!
Keep going!
You're gonna make it!
You're so close.
I can't do it.
Hey Johnson. Do you think we can
go back and grab another camera?
Good idea. Johnson. Let's go.
We'll head back to the studio.
- I don't believe it.
- We made it.
Good work.
We made it, everybody.
Oh, Coco, I was just so scared.
-Yeah, me too.
-Huh?
Oh, sorry.
We might actually have a shot of
getting out of this thing alive.
You said it, Gramps.
We may have a shot of surviving,
but we're still on course
to crash in Toro City.
He's right. And we're still
picking up speed.
So if we all wanna stay
in one piece,
there's only one way.
We have to get up
to the control car
and hit the brakes manually.
Because if we can't,
we're all gonna die.
Relax, everyone.
Death is just
another part of life.
That's not gonna happen.
We can do this.
Yeah, you just gotta trust us.
The crash is still
right on schedule.
And up next, a compilation
of the best train videos.
Hi there, mama.
Choo-choo!
Choo-choo-choo.
Choo-choo-choo.
Jeez. If we keep
showing this garbage,
we'll be canceled
before we know it.
Hmm. Wait a sec.
I think I've got an idea.
Maurice, you're going too fast.
Oh.
Close one. Thanks, old timer.
-Yeah. Lucky I was here.
-Let's go.
Wait, that isn't a bullet.
Yeah, it wasn't actually
a bullet that hurt my ear.
-So you were lying to us.
-No, I wasn't lying.
I just exaggerated
the story a little bit.
So can we go now?
But we trusted you
with our lives.
Go on, Falcon.
Tell everyone the truth.
You owe them that much.
Okay. I never actually got shot.
I did this to myself
when I was little.
This one day,
I was dying of thirst
and I stole a soda can
that had been shaken up.
- And when I opened it,
it went...
...like a bullet
and it hit my ear
and it really did hurt.
And it also wasn't really
a falcon who saved me.
It was a pigeon.
Ooh. That's just what
we needed. A pigeon.
Falcon, pigeon.
What else you hiding?
Once a liar, always a liar.
And you lied to us
about other things,
right, Falcon?
-No. That's all there is.
-You forgot I'm a cop, Falcon.
I realized something was up
when you destroyed the TV.
-Hans was about to give you up.
-It's-- it's not what you think.
My suspicions were confirmed
with the food supply.
You were
planning on nabbing all of it.
-That's not true. I was--
-You helped Hans
hijack this train.
-What?
-You're his accomplice.
You put all of our lives
at risk.
But I had no idea that Hans
was a psychopath
who wanted to kill us all.
He promised me a real Christmas
with all my friends
at the station.
We were only supposed to hijack
the train to get the food.
-That was the plan.
-So you admit
this was all your fault.
Falcon, you helped him
hijack the train?
Why would you do that?
Because my friends and I
don't have owners
who feed and give us shelter
on Christmas.
Well, now none of us
get Christmas.
Hey, you're the one
Hans was after.
It's your fault we're all here.
I was only doing my job.
But you Falcon,
you betrayed us.
Maybe you had your reasons,
but look where they got us.
Fine. But even if I am
responsible for this mess,
I'm stuck here too, which means
we need to work together.
Okay? That's it. Bye bye.
-Falcon!
-No!
Happy trails, Falcon.
Oh, no. Falcon. It can't be.
Falcon.
How are we supposed to
get through this now?
Maguy.
I know it's hard,
but we have no choice,
we have to keep going
and I'm really gonna need you.
You all wait here.
It'll be safer that way.
Don't lose hope. Maguy and I
are gonna stop this train.
Huh? I'm alive. Huh?
Where am I?
No. No, no, no, no.
Hmm?
Judy, you can fly, right?
Save yourself
while there's still time.
No, Coco, I'm staying with you.
We're in this together.
I second that.
I'd never abandoned
my teammates.
In the football world,
we don't leave friends
on the field.
We fight till the end
of the last quarter.
Janis, will you still love me
in the afterlife?
Huh? Of course.
My owner deleted
all our pictures
on social media.
She's being manipulated,
but by who?
Ah, stop it, Randy,
your owner was just using you
-to boost her
social media following.
-Really?
-Why would you say that?
-Because my owner was
using me too.
Here, look.
Hey, there, Candy fans
and shout out
to my 400,000 new followers.
It's awesome.
Uh, it's terrible.
Candy, why must you be stuck
on that doomed train?
I miss you so much.
Here's a little dedication
I made for you.
Heads up.
Surprise.
Oh, Candy. Will we ever see
each other again?
And don't forget to like,
comment, and subscribe
and share this video.
See y'all soon.
Well, at least he didn't
replace you.
-I actually would've
preferred that.
-Hmm.
Let's see if there's news
on our train.
Please welcome,
live in the studio, Lisa,
whose pet cat is
on the runaway train.
Is that right, Lisa?
Yes. Her-her name's Maguy
and I-I-I adopted her
when she was just a kitten.
And you're terrified
you're gonna watch her die.
Is that right?
-Yes.
-We are scared too, Lisa,
-as I'm sure our many
viewers are as well.
-Don't cry, sweetheart.
As soon as the train is clear
of the mountains,
you'll go with Cynthia
in our helicopter
to rescue Maguy.
Sound good?
Yes. Thank you so much
for helping me save her.
Oh, no.
Maguy, help me out here. Hmm?
Maguy? Maguy!
Huh? Where's that kitty going?
Maguy, come back.
What you doing up there?
I'm doing what Falcon
would've done.
Come on.
You can do it, Maguy.
You're not that smart
if you think I'm gonna
let you stop my train.
Oh! Maurice!
Rico?
But what are you doing here?
I saw the train on the news
and I was really worried.
-You okay?
-No. No, I'm not okay.
This whole thing is my fault.
You were right.
I should have listened
instead of trying
to be a falcon.
You know, this is
the most incredible story
we've ever seen.
-How lucky are we? Right?
-Yeah, Cynthia. He's right.
And let me just tell you,
it's a real privilege
-to have you here
in the field with us.
-Oh, yeah.
And this adorable little girl
trying to save her cat.
It's gonna be the highlight
of our career.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's all gonna be very moving.
I have no doubt.
So Cynthia,
is everything on track?
You got it, Michael.
So far so good.
Ah, that little girl crying
after the crash will
be entertainment gold.
It's the perfect boost
for both of our careers.
I'm sick of stupid,
boring local news.
-You're preaching
to the choir, Cynthia.
-Oh, excuse me.
-I'll call you back.
-Are we almost there?
Yes, Lisa,
just a few more minutes.
Huh?
Oh, I have a bad feeling
about this.
Hey, superstars.
Listen up, guys.
Falcon isn't here anymore.
And now Rex and Maguy
are in danger.
We gotta huddle up.
-But that's not our role.
-We never played
the part of a hero.
Hey, don't give me that garbage.
Just because you haven't
played heroes yet,
don't mean that you can't.
Honestly, guys, you
have so much potential.
Aren't you sick and tired
of saying you're C listers,
- mascots and day players?
- Yes, sick of it.
Don't you see the opportunity
in front of you?
Today, it's not an audition.
Today, my friends,
is your big break.
So let's kick some foot.
Like all heroes do.
- Quack, quack!
- Quack, quack!
Yeah!
Oh, no, I'm coming, Maguy!
No one stops my train.
Let me go!
-I said let me go!
-Hold on, Maguy.
What do you say
we go see my old friend Rex?
Let me go, you big mean bully!
No one's getting in.
Ah, I never should have
listened to Hans.
None of this would've happened.
No one would be in danger.
I'm so stupid. Ah! Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh.
Hey, Maurice. Maurice, hey.
Falcon.
-No, Rico, you're right.
My name is Maurice.
-Yeah, yeah, whatever.
But come see. The train's
headed down the valley.
-What?
What are you talking about?
-Just take a look. There!
-You still have time
to save them.
-No, I can't save anyone.
All I ever do is
mess everything up.
I'm not a falcon.
I'm just a dumb little pigeon.
All right, fine. Maybe you are
just a dumb little pigeon.
But that dumb
little pigeon is brave.
And he never hesitates
for a second to help others.
And that's why I've always
been so proud of you.
You... you really mean that?
Maurice, of course
I really mean it.
And as you well know,
a pigeon never leaves
a friend behind.
So what are you waiting for?
Get over there, son.
Okay, but how do I
get back on the train?
You'll figure it out
like you always do.
-You always find a way.
-Yeah.
Huh?
Hey.
Ah!
A-ha!
-Falcon.
-Yes, Anna, we all miss him.
-No. Take a look.
That's Falcon right there.
-He's alive!
Let her go.
This is between you and me.
You want me to let her go, Rex?
Okay.
Maguy!
Come on!
Rex! Help me!
Ah, coming.
Yeah, go on. Go save her.
Hold on tight!
How about we have
a little fun, Rex?
This is for not remembering me.
This is because you
broke up my gang.
And this is for those five years
I spent at the pound.
Ah!
-Flag on the play.
-Think we'd let you
win that easily?
Yeah, you have no idea
who you're messing with.
Huh?
Attack!
Yeah, tackle!
That's it, you guys.
It's a dog pile.
That's it. Team work.
Work as a unit.
Huh?
All right. Half-time's over.
Quack, quack!
Quack, quack!
Whoa... whoa!
Huh? Falcon?
Phew!
-Hey, guys. What'd I miss?
-I can't believe it.
-You're alive!
-Yeah. Well, I'm a survivor.
Falcon! Look out behind you!
I'm really sorry I got you
all into this mess.
But since I've got us into it,
I'm gonna get us out of it.
Falcon!
So maybe I am just a poor stupid
pigeon. But you know what?
A pigeon never leaves
a friend behind.
You guys stay there.
Okay. I think you owe me
a little explanation, Hans.
Huh?
Whoa!
Almost there.
I don't think so.
You're not going anywhere.
- Huh?
- You're outta luck.
You picked on the wrong pigeon.
Nobody is stopping my train.
Well, where the devil
have you three been?
Oh, it was a blowout.
We really took it
to that scumbag badger.
You should have seen Leo.
He was bouncing around,
blindsiding him.
Bim, bam, boom,
bim, bam, boom!
And Momo, he was
raining down pickles
like pine nuts.
Would you just stop moving?
The problem was that in
the fourth quarter,
Hans bounced back
and came to play.
We thought we were on
a hot streak,
but he cooled us down.
Okay. So basically,
you didn't help at all.
On the contrary,
without them,
Maguy and I wouldn't be
here right now.
Our destinies are
predetermined by the stars.
What's meant to be
is meant to be.
We are but small bits of dust
floating through this plane
servants to an unavoidable fate.
There's no point fighting it.
No point fighting it?
No point fighting it?
That's it, Jimmy, I've had
enough of your stupid
philosophical trash.
-Whoa...
-It's easy to hide
behind the cosmos
and avoid facing your problems.
Let's roll over and wait
for our inevitable death.
Is that really the lesson you
wanna teach our kids?
But-- Oh...
So, uh, where's Falcon?
Calm down, Hans.
Remember this morning?
We worked together.
We were a team.
We're basically friends.
We can work something out.
You're saying you want
to be on my team again?
-Yeah.
-And help me get rid of Rex?
Uh, no.
Hey, Cynthia. There's animals
on top of the train.
Go on, start filming.
As you can see,
there appear to be
two small animals
on the roof of the train.
They seem to be trying to
escape or send some kind
of distress call.
There he is. They're
on the roof. It's Falcon.
He's okay.
But what's he doing?
It looks like
he's fighting a badger.
I told you there was a bad guy
on that train. Get 'em, Falcon!
And don't forget, Kraken.
Always Kraken. Kraken!
-Suplex!
-The force!
Get him, Falcon!
Show him what
happens when you mess
with a pigeon--
Okay, what is this?
-Qu pasa?
-Rico? What's he doing there?
Get out of the way, Rico,
we've got a fight to watch.
Uh, Johnson.
You won't believe this,
but a pigeon
is stuck to the camera.
And I think he left a souvenir.
Whoa, Falcon's really
in deep doo-doo.
I apologize
to our viewers for this
technical error.
Oh, yes. I'm learning
the railway company
may have found a solution
to avoid a crash in Toro City.
Yes!
It appears the train
will be diverted
to a deserted area
where it can crash safely.
Stay with us.
A catastrophe is imminent.
Bring us down to
the crash site quickly.
Hurry up and clean
that camera lens.
Come on, son. Get up!
I'm trying, Rico.
You can do it.
I believe in you.
You never crack
with the pressure.
When it's time to fight,
There's only one technique
that works. The Kraken.
Get up!
Kraken. Kraken!
No, the force.
No, suplex.
No, Kraken!
-The force!
-Suplex.
Kraken!
The force. Suplex.
Kraken!
- Force.
- Suplex.
-Kraken.
Force. Suplex. Kraken.
Don't touch my son!
Don't touch my dad!
Force. Suplex. Kraken!
It's over, Hans.
You've lost.
You're right, Falcon.
You beat me.
Oopsies.
We're here, Cynthia.
This is the estimated
crash site.
Yeah, but, Johnson,
if it crashes,
how are we gonna film
the little girl
getting her cat back?
We can worry about that later.
I wouldn't count on Falcon
saving your sorry butts.
You won't be
seeing him again.
For the rest of you,
your next stop is death!
Death is simply the next--
Eh...
From now on, you'll never
forget the name Hans!
Oh, there's a switch.
Well, I guess
the only thing left
to say is, good crash.
No!
No one's crashing here.
Jimmy!
Especially not my babies.
Yippee ki-yay!
Look! It's coming.
Yeah.
Now pull.
Jimmy! Go!
Jimmy!
Peace and love!
Huh?
You saved our lives.
Really? I don't know
what came over me.
Are you kidding me?
The story's never gonna end.
Hey, Cynthia, the train's
back on course
to Toro City. What do we do?
Don't worry, Michael.
We've got a big head start.
We'll be first on the scene
and have front row seats
to the crash.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Stay tuned because
in just a few minutes,
we'll bring you
exclusive footage
of the upcoming crash.
Uh, I have a bad feeling
about this.
It's over.
We can't stop it.
Hang on tight.
Hang on tight!
Hey.
You all right, son?
Yeah.
Okay.
We're perfectly steady.
-How you doing, Johnson?
-I'm ready. Lens clean.
Battery's charged. You'll be
back with your cat real soon.
Yes, yes, yes.
Try and stay focused.
All right, here we go.
Come on, Falcon.
Oh, look at that.
Yahoo!
There, there's the train.
Listen up you two,
right after the crash.
Make sure you get footage
of the kid crying.
All right. But then when
are we getting the reunion?
Huh? Oh, no, Johnson,
You won't believe this.
-There's a problem
with the battery.
-No!
We're slowing down.
Falcon got to the breaks!
-Hold on!
-Yeah, hold on tight!
Uh, I... mean...
Huh? Watch out! Whoa!
I don't wanna die in economy!
Hold on tight!
Please... let it go.
Falcon.
Falcon. Falcon.
So not bad
for a pigeon, huh?
That's my boy.
That's my son.
Falcon. I gotta say,
you're the bravest thief
I've ever met in
my whole career.
You mean your very long career?
Yeah.
Huh? You should
probably get outta here.
They'll take you
straight to the pound.
Thanks, Rex.
And thank you, Maguy.
Couldn't have done
it without you.
Falcon!
Don't worry, Maguy.
I'll see you soon. Promise.
I'll see you all soon.
Maguy! Maguy!
Oh, I'm so happy
to see you again.
You haven't seen
the last of me, Rex!
Whatever you say...
Sorry, what's your name again?
Oh, come on. You gotta
be kidding me. Hans!
My name is Hans. It's not even
a hard name to remember.
My aunt picked it out for me.
You brat!
I missed out on the biggest
story of my life 'cause of you.
They'd have talked about this
for months, maybe even years.
If you hadn't messed
with the camera.
Oh, don't you worry.
They'll definitely be
talking about you for a while.
That little girl
crying after the crash
will be entertainment gold.
It's the perfect boost
for both of our careers.
I'm sick of boring local news.
You're preaching
to the choir, Cynthia.
Right after the crash.
Make sure you get footage
of the kid crying.
If you release
any of that footage,
I will single-handedly
destroy you.
-Understood?
-Oh, I'd never do that.
Tell me you're getting this.
Yeah, I got it.
-I found the spare battery.
-Hey, what are you doing?
We're filming the
reunion, Cynthia.
Uh, are you filming?
Oh, this isn't good.
Oh, Johnson, this
reunion is amazing.
Johnson,
you're one heck of a cameraman.
Oh, stop it.
Candy, where should we go?
We can't just go back
to our owners.
Yeah, you're right.
-Oh, hey, wait, I have an idea.
-Hm?
What?
Hm?
Hey, aren't you both adorable?
You all alone?
-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack.
-Quack, quack!
Well now, looks like I found
two new teammates.
Oh!
I think they're coming
real soon.
My little quinoa.
We didn't do too bad
in the end, did we?
Uh, well, it'll be
a long walk back.
Yeah, and no Christmas feast
this year, I guess.
Oh, I'm sure you'll find a way.
You always end up finding a way.
Actually, I hadn't
mentioned it yet,
but I may have a lead on a
job at the Bay City Airport.
Huh? What? You're joking, right?
You wanna rob airports now?
Well,
you're on your own.
I'm a bad flyer.
Don't stress, Rico.
This job's a piece of cake.
- Yeah, yeah.
- -Everyone's trustworthy.
Oye, Chuck.
Careful with the roundhouse.
Working on flexibility,
have you?
Now I can reach up to--
Hey, uncles,
did you miss me?
Falcon!