Post Modern Minion (2022) Movie Script

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(MINIONS BABBLING)
Come-ay, come-ay.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS) It's the critic!
Champagne, sir?
Oh.
(GLASS BREAKING)
(MINIONS GIGGLING, BABBLING)
Macaroon!
Come-ay, come-ay.
Uninteresting.
Uncouth.
(SCOFFS)
(BLEATING)
Unsophisticated.
Unappetizing.
(GROANING)
(MINIONS GIGGLE)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(WHOOSHING)
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
(GRUNTS, SIGHS WEARILY)
What is... What is this?
(GROANS SOFTLY)
This is the greatest artist
I have ever seen!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay.
(LAUGHING)
(CAR SCREECHING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
(THUMPING)
Scrumptious!
(SPLATTERING)
Whoo-hoo.
(CAR SCREECHING)
Whoo-hoo.
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLATTERING)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(BLEATING)
(GRUNTS)
Hey, come-ay, come-ay.
(GRUNTS)
(MINION GRUNTING)
Ugh!
Predictable!
(OTHERS SCOFFING)
(GASPS) No! No, no!
(PANTING, BABBLING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MINION GRUNTING)
(EXHALES)
(EXPLOSION)
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
Ouch.
(THUDS)
(OTHERS CLAMORING)
You're through.
Kiki?
(DOG BARKS, WHIMPERS)
(GASPS) Now this is
the greatest artist
I have ever seen!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Wait, wait! Wait a minute!
Just a minute!
(SIGHS)
(MINION BABBLING)
(GASPS) You are the greatest
interpretive dancer
I have ever seen!
(CAR SCREECHING)
(LAUGHING)
(CAR SCREECHING)
(MINION EXCLAIMING)
(SIGHS)