Pretend to Be My Husband (2025) Movie Script
Good morning!
How did you get it!
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Grisha, are you kidding?
- I'm training.
By the way, you look like Mamasita.
Thank you.
Can I go out with you today?
I even put a clean t -shirt.
Grisha, you have on your T -shirt
Pigs fried barbecue
And we do the call with the Arabs.
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, Mahabbat Khairullaevna!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy birthday, Mahabbat Khairullaevna.
Three! Two! One!
I didn't understand what was happening here?
So Mahabbat Khairullaevna's birthday.
I told you.
Personal questions
It is better to solve it in non -working hours.
Once again, congratulations!
- Is everything ready for calling?
- Yes!
No.
- What?
- There are still errors in the application.
Therefore, sell it
It will be wrong now.
Project manager who? I!
So errors -
My personal responsibility. Thank you!
But I'm over your personal responsibility
Already at home I work at night.
That's great.
Because if Sergei Gennadievich did not
He appointed you the main one for Tekhoddel, then ...
What?
Do not be late for a conference-car!
Hello, Sergey Gennadievich!
Listen, well, I first
He talked with Sheikh.
He agrees to purchase our application.
Amazing! You know
I just wanted to say.
There is one nuance ...
Interestingly, there is always one nuance.
If this deal does not take place
I will have to close the Moscow office
And disperse you to the hell.
work.
oh ... good ...
Dina, it's time.
Grisha, maybe not?
It is necessary, Mahabbat Khairullaevna!
Grisha!
Good, ah! Come here.
Listen, look, so if ...
No?
So, I have to go.
- In short, Roman!
- Che?
Open.
Arabs invest
In promising projects around the world
And they are localized.
The slogan of the company: There is a family ...
... there is an honor. "
Then I'll start ...
Download to the program
Any information about a person
The system itself finds all the information about it
And checks how compatible you are.
If necessary, you can introduce
additional information,
For example, such as:
Date of birth, place of birth,
Humus's favorite recipe and so on.
This is a novel!
Sergey Gennadievich put him on the project
work with me
According to the technical part.
As-Salyam Aleikum.
Will I continue?
The application will even make horoscopes:
West, eastern,
Matrix of fate, druids, Maya.
And as a result can withdraw
general of all indicators
and indicate the exact interest
compatibility for marriage.
It is perfect!
Yes, and I apologize ...
I would like to clarify
that today is this application ...
It has no analogues!
It is unique
Thanks to our development department!
Pig
Ah! This ... this ... these are three pigs.
Three pigs ... they are all free.
NIF-NIF, NAF-Naf and Nuf-Nnuf?
Favorite fairy tale.
And mine too!
Yes.
Do you know the joke?
The wolf approaches three pigs and says:
As-Salam Aleikum!
Piglets: Fu, carried!
Very funny!
This is not funny at all!
Not only is it late
So it also put it.
Yes, you are crazy.
You almost broke my hand.
Actually, Shahin laughed.
Yes, he laughs from all,
Even from a woman in trousers.
There was not a word about buying a project.
Because it cannot be sold now!
Roman, you are sure
What can you work without hands?
Novel! When are you home?
What else are you here?
I said to myself: for now
I will not eat everything from my birthday
Mahabbat Khairullaevna, I wont leave.
And how?
The cheese was superfluous.
Roma, listen, I just made a desire
When the candle blew.
In general, I also encoded the project ...
And I, count, his brains ...
Maybe I have to fly too?
Listen, yes I'm here, along the way
I do not decide anything at all. That's why
I understand.
Grisha!
Thanks for the T -shirt.
Your Grathek is accepted.
Oh Lord.
I knew that you were sleeping here.
- How much time?
- Eight.
Crap
A lot of people in the office?
So far, no one seems to be.
I have time.
Good morning, stranger!
And this is just you, Victoria.
Pervert!
What are you doing here?
Morning procedures.
The toilet is so general!
Necessary?
Gently, she is very mint.
But the teeth after it shine,
Like a sink in the operating room.
Did you spend the night in the office?
Just like you.
I listened all night like your chair
Slicking in doubt.
And snoring stood on the whole Oupen Spaces
From your hard work.
- The application is perfect!
- Yes, of course, of course ...
Only this is not true.
You yourself know this very well.
And you prove.
And then well talk.
- Eugene, did I tell you?
- Yes.
She said.
Badly.
- Remove.
- Of course, Victoria.
Victoria! They answered.
Wonderful.
Your project would be a great basis
In our family program.
We are interested and we would like
Develop it on a global scale!
In the future they would like to continue with you,
Victoria, cooperation.
We see great prospects in you.
And we are happy to invite you
For negotiations
In our fabulous country with my husband.
Yes
I knew.
Apparently, I did not know something.
- I knew.
- So.
I am sure that such a beautiful decent
A woman at your age has long been married.
What?
Well, here I say: "So beautiful"
And "I have been married for a long time."
Yes, he is a sexist and an eijist.
Not a problem.
So if I have to get married and
Give birth in one day, I will not miss the contract.
- Understood?
- Yes. How?
It was necessary
At least in that bar get drunk,
And at least 10 months ago.
So we will find someone!
We will write out the prize, promise an increase!
We will make it my husband.
Yes. Then you need high
Young, pretty ...
Novel! Well, what?
True, I don't like these.
I love the highlight to be.
- To
- Anyone, just not him!
And who then?
Let's go, see.
So. Well, this is definitely not.
But the bald!
Do not believe.
- And that?
- Married.
And which is nearby?
Uncontrolled panic attacks.
- No no! Just not a kozyak.
- Yes, yes, I agree.
- But Artemy!
- Just not hipsters.
- And here! This one!
- No. No, this is forbidden.
Well then this one?
I'm afraid the flight will not move.
Dina,
Go out for a moment
Please, I need to think.
Fine.
Your mother!
Your mother!
Why didn't anyone warn me?!
Apparently, the application worked.
Breathe ... breathe, breathe, breathe ...
Damn, damn it, damn it ... everything is fine.
Good afternoon
Hello, yes.
And we just discussed
A trip to you to sign the contract.
By the way, Dean, what Victoria
So screamed? Thyroid gland?
So, you would better work.
And then, I look, completely dared
With your fantasies here.
It seems to me that I realized what was the matter.
Hey where are you?
Well ... fine.
We really like everything.
Only I am embarrassed to ask.
Expect us a veil of secrets,
Who is your husband after all?
Yes, sure!
You know, it is incredible.
Now, when you look
On a person and you understand: this is fate.
Here he is.
- Victoria, I wanted ...
- Novel
- Ah, sorry.
- Yes, Roman, come in!
Come.
- Come, please.
- Yes.
As-Salam Aleikum!
My husband!
My novel!
My romance.
I ... I am a husband ... I am a husband!
I am a romance.
- Yes.
- I'm a romance.
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes ...
- Yes! Yes.
And we knew that it was you her husband.
Just "Dubai does not believe in tears."
Classics of the Arab comedy.
Have you watched?
- Yes, yes, yes! Yes!
- No.
- Yes, yes ...
- Yes! Yes.
Well, we are with you
It seems to discuss all the details.
See you.
We will look forward to you
And your husband.
I did not know that you were married, Victoria.
Me too. Roman, you sit down.
Sit down.
- We have good news.
- Yes.
We are flying to subscribe to the Arabs.
I ... you ...
As my husband.
How I successfully looked at you.
Very.
The fact is that Arabs, they are family people
And they work only with family people.
And accordingly, the slogan of their companies:
"There is a family - there is an honor!"
- Do you understand?
- Yes, I understand. I
I agree.
Great!
- Agreed!
- No, wait, you did not understand!
I agree with them, not with you.
I'm not going to fly anywhere
With you as a husband,
- And in quality, especially yours!
- I'll go.
I still have to book tickets.
As usual, away from toilets and children.
And I did not understand, but in the sense you do not agree?
Wait, you did not have a thought
What can I not agree?
No.
You can cheat anyone!
Again - do not force me!
And when did I force you to deceive?
More recently,
When they said that the application is perfect!
The application does not work!
I told you more than once!
Roman, we did not start with that.
This is not even a lie, understand? This
Yes, it's just a game.
Just a role -playing game for a common goal.
- Yes?
- Yes.
If I would like to play
I would work in a game development company!
- So no!
- Then I will fire you.
Great, fire.
I will write to everyone letters that
You are fired with a bang for security,
If you do not agree.
Amazing!
Send!
You know what I understand
While rising here?
What is missing you and your company?
Souls.
No, how does he laugh?
To substitute me ... all of us!
No, most importantly, me!
Who did he imagine himself?
Maybe I had to talk
softer, in advance ...
So, then, let's say that I became a widow.
Take a certificate from the morgue, send Shakhin.
Or not ... Let's find
his closest relatives.
Let's say that they were in trouble ...
In a plane crash.
And he was forced to leave, yes.
OK then! Then come on ...
Let's say that he transplanted his face,
Like in a film with Nicholas Cage.
Look for a double.
Victoria, talk to him
Just humanly.
What kind of "human"?
Grisha, that's all.
For now.
Osipov!
Osipov!
Novel!
Romochka, wait, please!
Listen, please.
I never asked anyone.
Well, the fact is that Sergey Gennadievich
Close the Moscow office
And he will dissolve everyone
If we do not sell this project.
People will just lose their jobs.
Please stay my husband
For the sake of all.
With this, it was necessary to start.
Okay, I agree.
But?
Without "but."
I just want to help them.
Nothing just happens.
What do you want in return?
This is called goodwill.
Maybe they heard about such a feeling
Before the harsh world
I took away your emotions.
Please voice your conditions in advance.
Okay, I have two conditions.
I knew that. Which?
Firstly, we bring the project to mind.
- Of course. AND?
And we take Grisha with us.
- No.
- Okay, I went.
Stop.
Okay, we take Grisha.
Only you do so
So that he does not spoil anything.
Well, I can't.
This is Grisha.
Let me go. Thank you.
Sorry
Let me have friends there.
- Thank you, Victoria. I deserve it.
- Thank you not me, but your novel.
So, well, let's go again:
- Victoria is your wife.
- Hooray.
- Victoria, Roman is your husband.
- Hooray.
Where did you meet?
- On Bachat.
- In the bar.
Both options are too depraved for Arabs.
You met at work, immediately understood
What are close in spirit, and decided to get married.
Will do.
Where do you live?
- I have.
- I have.
You live with the novel!
Everything should be patriarchal.
In the morning, joint run,
Go to the toilet with an open door.
Oh Lord.
He carries you to work
And on weekends
Review the series "Office",
Sometimes you do a massage of the feet.
- Who?
- Who?
Both!
And on weekends you walk in the park
And eat a cheese saberma.
Its good that this is fiction.
Roman, Victoria's favorite dish?
Well, larvae.
No, the tomato is so green-yellow.
So close, green salad.
Victoria, a favorite sport of Roman?
Probably something very boring.
Town.
Right.
- How does she know?
- I don't know.
Grisha, who are Roman and Victoria?
How long!
The most incompatible people on planet Earth.
So, do not think so!
- Husband and wife! Repeat!
- Husband and wife.
Let me help you, my dear.
I would have done it, dear.
I suppose heavy?
luggage on the tape. Passport, please.
Not good.
Are you together?
- No.
- No.
Yes.
What are you doing?
Hear? It smells expensive here.
- Look, the gold is not settled?
- Quietly, quiet ... Enough.
Welcome to Dubai!
The city of secrets and achievements.
I'm home!
- Sorry.
- Please.
Sit down here.
Come on.
Everything is fine?
This is nervous.
When she is very worried,
cannot control his body.
Is it treated?
No.
But I pray for her every evening.
Poor lady ...
Poor thing.
Oh, I'll go to her, I will sit down
And then she will still start screaming.
How beautiful, ah!
As if in the story of the escort ...
This, my friends, built Shahin for himself,
When I moved here from Palestine.
This is not his hometown, but it is his area.
Well this is how much gold?
Did you build everything for his own money?
For example, this building
He demolished for his money
And in his place he built another.
Why demolished?
The developer was unscrupulous.
I wanted to deceive us.
The usual thing!
People very often go for deception for the sake of money.
Well, or there for the sake of contracts.
Not ordinary.
Shakhin has principles:
The first is the family
The second is honesty.
Its a pity for the developer, the man was good,
Though a thief.
And what happened to him?
Safeed the chaki.
Excuse me, who is Chucky?
Chucky is a pet Shakhina.
Poor animal.
Chucky - tiger.
He lives in the Palace of Shakhin.
He has 10 guards ...
Although no, already 9,
Sorry for reason.
Has he also fed Chucks?
It is him - no.
N-yes ...
I hope my room with a view of the city.
Otherwise, you will change with me.
I don't know what number I have.
- So, what? Come on, yes?
- Yes. Yes, yes, yes ...
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
- Hello.
- Good afternoon.
Thank you.
Dates.
I would not lean on them.
Why?
Who knows ...
Novel!
- Good afternoon.
- Hello.
- Your keys.
- Thank you.
Why do you have two rooms?
Why?
One.
And this ...
This is an additional number.
We usually take it for work.
- Separation of zones, you understand.
- Yes.
We are responsible people.
We are responsible.
I have a better offer.
I stayed here
Prime Minister Iran.
No wonder,
As if dear hookah ...
What?
Nothing, sorry, continue.
Please.
A huge study!
There is a kitchen
With a separate entrance for staff.
Brilliantly!
And by the way, there is hookah.
Oh, thanks!
Thank you.
So the need
In an additional issue, I disappeared.
Hmm ...
Thank you.
Why are you dried?
Ah, no.
- We are just very tired.
- We are tired.
Beloved, I'm true ... I ...
I ... I'm so happy that I finally
I will be next to you, my love.
And I, my love.
Well, good. Set up.
Make yourself at home.
If you need anything
Be sure to inform.
- Thank you.
- I asked you to look after you.
Take a look?
Kidding.
Or not.
Schakhin just has a third
The most important principle:
Trust, but check.
Well, I will not distract the young.
Damn ... damn ...
- Come here.
- What are you doing?
Come here, my baby.
Where in shoes?
And you yourself are "baby"! What are you doing?
- Have you heard? They can follow us.
- What are you doing?
Rejoice! Rejoice!
Really!
We need to understand
where there may be cameras.
So, everything seems to be clean here.
There were no cameras either.
Although it would hardly
They were then called hidden.
I would never have thought
What I will experience
Unity with you in the search for hidden cameras.
And why was it necessary to arrange a panic here?
I remind you that in this adventure
It was you who pulled me!
This adventure is not very bad conditions,
As you see.
When would you still increase the level of norm?
You are hinting now
What am I insignificant?
I do not hint, I say directly.
I remind you that I can go
And tell everyone that this is a deception.
Yes? Come on, go.
Chucks scrap us both.
Well, or they will sacrifice to Kurban Bayram.
And it doesn't bother you!
Complete atrophy
Understanding the situation!
I had to think 33 times, take
Here with you this hysteria or not.
Yes, who would say!
Watch there do not dry out
You are a cracker!
So, you sleep on the couch! I'm on the bed.
- Why am I on the couch?
- Because!
Have you heard bearded jokes?
We quarreled ... We quarreled.
Husband - on the sofa, the wife - on the bed.
Are there any questions?
No.
Free.
... happiness, if you are near ...
Hug me ...
Hug me ...
miracles in the world there are no ...
Deceive me ...
Deceive me ...
Deceive me ...
Hug me ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Hug me!
Two more.
Come here.
You sing 98 points.
- What?
- Nothing, nothing.
What kind of sound is this?
You seemed to be going to sleep!
- I am working!
- So me too!
You see, we have much more in common,
What do you think.
Seriously? Noise by the sea before going to bed?
Are you a psychopath?
- Come on in the headphones!
- Get discouraged!
Not my problems!
Yes, your problems, Victoria,
that you are selling a non -unit application
For a lot of money to serious people,
And I have to indulge this.
And the noise of the sea restores the nervous system
And it helps to fall asleep deeply.
Very positively affects the brain!
What deep knowledge
According to the nervous system.
I just grew up in the Far North.
My grandfather is 85, and neurons
He plows like a thirty -year -old.
So this is proved by empirical experience.
I did not know that you grew up in the Far North.
And we had time
Talk to the wedding, right?
My grandfather is a lighthouse caretaker.
And in childhood, I looked at the bay and thought:
Can a person come up with a person
Something more beautiful than the sea?
Maybe.
For example, our application.
If we finish it!
Yes, yes!
And then the next application ...
And the whole world will know about me ...
Well, more precisely, about us.
It sounds somehow ominous.
You didnt fail
Exam in the artist somewhere in Austria?
Are you hinting that I am Hitler?
Why hint? I speak openly.
And where did you grow?
This is not your business.
Let's sleep.
What was it?
Nothing!
No, is it something cracked?
Yes, it cracked something!
Apparently some furniture.
Did you fart?
These are dates! Let's sleep!
- Hello.
- Bye.
The peeping will not break?
How many?
Well, repeat, what did you say?
Holy Maria ...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Are you kidding me?
Why do you do all this so early?
I have Jetlag!
What Jetlag?
The difference with Moscow is one hour.
Get ready!
You are just lucky that you are a girl.
I would get up now ...
Rise!
Do not touch! Do not touch my blanket!
"Let your love be eternal!"
Like an inscription on a double grave plate.
Hmm! Why is love always so banal?
Only a cake with our faces would be worse.
Yes, I joked.
Oh, yes, yes, yes ... take a little bit ...
Find a little bit ...
I would never ... I would never have thought
that the service is at the highest level
He will bring me to a nervous breakdown.
How tasteless you are!
- Please do not touch me.
- Please?
You said "please."
Tomorrow you will say "sorry"
The day after tomorrow - "Thank you"?
By the way, I was not going to touch you!
I still need my fingers.
We have to go!
I remind you, we are going to meet Shahin!
AND?
Well, you're not going
To meet him in shales?
- Going to.
- My husband should look solid.
This is the East!
And here people know a lot about luxury.
Please, your costume:
Pants, jacket, shirt.
Shirt?
Shirt, she turns out like this,
It looks, yes?
It would be better if I pretended to be a widow.
An expensive pleasure.
I feel that I should now
To serve you for almost a month.
This is for working purposes.
Not because of personal sympathies.
I will give the money for the suit.
I think that a woman should not
Pay for a man.
But I feel how they dug into me
The hedgehogs of Patriarchate.
Although why did I get sick?
Ill go to wash the dishes.
Yes, I'm old -fashioned.
I believe in love, soul and honesty.
Repeat?
Like?
Very.
You will say word for word Shakhin.
Everything is fine.
Nothing good.
- Everything is fine?
- Quite.
Changed the image. Wonderful!
The difference is like a profile on a dating site
And the photo in the passport.
Well, everyone has fun as he can.
You changed your marital status during the night.
Ha ha ...
Shahin is waiting for you!
What are you?!
Wow!
I'm only in the cartoon
I saw about Aladdin!
Welcome!
Do you want dates?
I don't want dates.
Sit down at home.
- Shahin will call from a minute for a minute.
- Thank you.
- the son came to Sheikh, asked to wait.
- Fine.
Well ... Well, Shahin will accept you a little later.
The son suddenly arrived from abroad.
Shahin even canceled Bachata.
If you want, they can work out with you.
These are the world in ballroom dancing champions.
Their services were paid three months in advance.
Well, I don't offer you
You are still not married.
I would like.
Shake your bachata?
And, you know, no. Thank you. We
- Next time!
We are next time, yes.
Although yes, you know, Bachata!.
I love this ... Bachata is very ...
Ah, what are you, Chucky!
Do not worry
Chucki has already had lunch today.
Some people wanted to throw us with a contract.
But Chucky does not like deceivers.
More precisely, loves to eat.
Lying, she, you know, is sweet.
Well, music!
- Stand.
- I cant.
- I cant.
You can.
Look what she does.
- I cant.
- Stop.
- I cant.
You can.
- I cant.
- Smell!
- You know
I think something is simpler.
- Yes! Yes
- If possible.
I just have a driveway now,
She is a little more somewhere ...
Somewhere here it has not yet been working.
It was a long time ago. Everything is fine.
How long?
Well, in the past Wednesday - this is not long ago.
- Get up?
- Let's.
Come here.
Come on, come on!
I cant ... I cant. I
Let's.
Turn.
Let's admit.
For nothing.
- Have you seen the tiger?
- I saw.
- Did you see a knife?
- I saw.
If Shahin finds out
that the application does not work, we are ending.
Come on, come on ... Show the passion ...
Turn.
I do not believe my eyes.
I hope you're talking about a tiger?
Bravo.
I have not seen so much passion for a long time.
Bravo.
- As-Salam Aleikum!
- Hello!
VA-ALEKUM ASAMA.
Hello!
And you, then, NIF-NIF,
Naf-naf and nuf-nuf.
Yes.
And you ...
Nah-no, it turns out.
How do you like the city?
Very beautiful! Awesome city.
This city is built on honesty.
Everyone is mistaken.
Step!
But only an honest person
can admit his mistake ...
May be,
Do you have something else to admit?
And what, for example?
Well, for example, that you don't like ...
dates.
Yes.
Or there are nuances
which we do not know about the application,
But should you know?
Actually, there is!
What?
Grisha ...
We all have long been
I had to admit it.
- Grisha.
- Grisha.
Someone can say
That I am wrong that I get into my own business.
You are not climbing in your business.
But I think you need right here and now
Put all the cards on the table.
Forgive me
but Chucki is not suitable at all
The name for the tiger.
Funny.
I see that you are honest people.
Sit down.
Contract
The contract will cost me very expensive!
Well, what is this money,
When it comes to love.
We are very, very happy
Cooperation with you!
Contract.
You are very beautiful.
Thank you.
I can't even imagine
How did you look at the wedding.
She ... she looked incomparable!
Incredible!
What to imagine? Not a stone age ...
Photo
Photo?
What photos?
Wedding!
Well, these are the same sincere moments.
The happiest moments for humans.
And we did not have a wedding.
What?
Did you say that Chucky had lunch today?
The fact is that we worked a lot,
And we spun, spun ...
And Victoria, she is still worried
that we did not play a wedding.
But I will fix everything.
I will correct everything, my dear wife.
Thank you, beloved.
But first we will sign the contract.
The main page.
This is not good.
No, this is not done.
Sit down ... Sit down, sit down, sit down ...
This is not good.
No.
Dubai ...
Dubai is a magical city.
All your dreams are fulfilled here.
And I will become your wizard.
And sign the contract?
I
I will arrange your wedding in Dubai at my own expense.
And the project?
How many?
All figures about the project by Dina.
How many of your relatives will be?
Invite everyone.
Do you have contacts? Spend.
We have a serious company,
And all employees are undergoing a full check
with full provision of a list
the closest relatives.
Great!
With full provision of a list
Our closest relatives?
Are you out of your mind?
What is the problem?
Well sit, eat a cake,
And then let's run away.
Maybe someone will give a carpet!
Nothing that in this grand lies
Are we involved in our loved ones?
Quiet!
Novel,
You always have some problems
with prioritization.
Our main task now -
inform relatives about our wedding
Before the Arabs contact them.
I would really like
apologize for the misunderstanding.
I'm sorry. May be,
This gift will make amends for you.
Hussein.
Drink your apologies? Do you know where?
Maniac!
And take your trim these!
I don't need this
Rich and beautiful!
Tales of this Arabic
I don't need yours!
She is a dream!
Yes, mommy, good. Thank you!
-Yes, yes! We are waiting! Kiss!
- OK then! See you! Kiss!
So
Rom, what are you standing? Call!
I can't.
Why?
Because you can't!
Because you can't play
feelings of loved ones!
How do you imagine this?
Wind up what we are husband and wife?
Well, do not say that this is not true.
And after?
And then you say that you divorced.
It often happens.
This is fine.
This is abnormal!
This is abnormal in my human world!
Do not reflect, just call.
Hello, daughter.
Yes?
- Hello, grandfather!
- Hello, granddaughter! Hello!
Listen, grandfather,
There is such a thing ...
Are you fucked up?
What is the wedding in Dubai?!
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Who are you?
I guard Mr. Hussein.
Mr. Hussein wants to talk to you.
But you hit him.
This is not good.
I can lose my job.
Let him behave like a gentleman.
I'm not selling.
Oh, he is a gentleman.
The real gentleman.
Fine!
Maybe I can give him another chance.
But do not beat him.
Yes, I will not beat anyone.
Hello! Excuse me, please!
Can I invite you on a date?
How do you know Russian?
I love Russian.
Where are you?
I want to take a walk.
- Wait, I'm with you!
- No!
I want to be alone.
You won't leave?
Why do you follow me?
Are you crazy? I'm not your thing!
I'm not crazy, you hear me!
- I'm purposeful!
- In your case, this is one and the same.
Yes? Then in your case you are a deceiver.
- Am I a deceiver?!
- You! You!
- I never deceive anyone.
- Come on.
- And who? Who said that he wants to help?
- This is true!
So prove.
Let's!
Will you be ice cream?
Will!
- Which? Strawberry?
- Strawberry!
Fine.
Help yourself!
This was prepared by the best cooks of Dubai.
I am afraid that I won't eat so much.
No, no! Where?!
Of course I will try ...
A little bit.
Dina, you are so sweet.
Excuse me for then.
I was very rude.
Yes, we drove.
Let's go?
- And where did you go?
- In the sense, everything is fine, it's okay!
Oh, is this the same Dubaisky chocolate?
I only
In social networks, I saw forbidden.
I always dreamed of trying.
Do you know Russian?
Yes, I know a lot of languages.
I studied in Europe
And often I come to Russia.
Great
What? What's happened?
Camel
- Do you want?
- No, no! You
Well, where will I get a camel?
What are you laughing, or what?
I will not, I do not need any camel,
I will fall from him!
Even if I climb, I will fall ...
Yes, my grandfather could not stand it,
When I tried to hide or lie something.
Always said:
There is only truth, nothing more.
In truth, power! That's the strength. "
I dont know, maybe he revised Brother-2.
Well, grew up in the north.
It's cold there, frost,
And people are the same, truth -seekers.
Now its just somehow, apparently in the blood.
Why did he raise you?
Parents died in an accident.
- I'm sorry.
- Everything is fine.
And you?
Listen, I am your tomorrow
We'll have to say something.
I will have to somehow pretend,
What I know who you are.
Father divorced his mother
When I was small.
Just left.
I mean, just?
Well, in the sense of not another, but just left.
Told me then:
It happens, daughter.
People, sometimes, do not converge, do not match.
Life is a difficult thing.
Of course, I understand everything now, now
But the heart does not work.
Sorry.
Then he called me for many years,
He asked for forgiveness.
But it is thanks to this
I became who I am.
And I'm trying all my life
be independent of anyone
And so that everything is in my opinion.
And if nothing happens now ...
I lived for this, understand?
For the application?
For a career.
For what else should I live?
You know what my grandfather once said to me
When did we stand on the lighthouse?
He says:
If you ever hurt
Do not be afraid to scream it to the water.
She will always hear, comfort.
She hears all your pains
Uncertainty, fears,
doubts".
So come on.
- What?
- What, what?
Shout ...
What is this stupid?
This is not stupidity, it is Dubai therapy.
- Water procedures. Come on, come on ...
- That's all, leave me alone.
Something like that.
Alas, no.
- Thank you.
- Fine.
Fine. Then we go swimming naked.
- What?
- Well, then start.
Let's.
- A!
- Oh, how everything is running.
You let go!
Enough to control everything!
Just go there!
Let's.
Oh, you smile! This is good
Well, you say, okay?
But I said that he could not stand me.
Dina, give him another chance.
He's just very lazy.
No, thanks.
Swayed - and enough.
The real fairy tale is Arabic ... even better.
Dina, what else should I do,
So you understand
What do I have very serious intentions?
Hussein, I will never be like that.
Which?
Such as everyone here!
So beautiful, slender and type perfect,
who are ready for anything
So that you just look at them.
It was here that I understood,
that I'm not from this league.
You are right. You are not from this league.
Well, understand, everyone has a price here,
And in you there is ...
The highlight.
And she is that you are priceless.
Thank you.
Do you want me to ride you?
Want.
- Let's go naked?
- Yeah, right now.
Go.
For the sake of Christ, more accurate! Do not break!
I take moonshine for a son -in -law.
If only not Herod, like you!
Stop offending me!
Me ... about me ... everything to myself ...
Lyudmila Pavlovna, well, however, there are a lot of you.
A lot - not a little!
How do you talk to my mother?
Lord, help.
Is the moonshine good?
I have the best!
- Go!
- My karbas are coming!
- Hello! Hello!
- Hello.
- Grandmother
- Hello.
Meet! Meet! This is a novel!
- Very nice!
- And this is Victoria!
Very nice.
And you are there in the basement there,
By accident, did not grow?
My daughter is married, and mom recognizes the last.
As I found out, I immediately began to gather.
And I.
- You know how to collect things.
- Mom, please.
Well
Hello!
Why are they?
And for the first time after the divorce, they saw each other.
And you, embarrassed to ask, are you married?
Widow.
And what is the husband from?
From love.
It's clear.
- So, well, let's go?
- Come on!
- I'll take it!
- I'll take it, grandfather! Thank you!
Well, yes, there is a room for pickles.
This is hookah.
Yeah, they forgot to ask you.
Daughter, and then who was sleeping with you?
So they have a wedding on the nose.
Yes?
Yes, sure.
Thank you!
So. They invite us
On a tour of the city.
- When?
- Right now.
They are already below.
So you have to change clothes.
Mom, there is a bedroom.
Do not worry, I understood everything.
Young people, tell.
- What to tell, grandfather?
- All!
We are all interested.
How did you meet? Where?
- At work.
- At work.
At work
We are working on the application,
which helps to find
The perfect partner for marriage.
And found each other.
Arabs buy an application
And give you a wedding?
- Yes.
- Yes.
Well, yes.
Roman, we need to talk.
We are now.
Very grateful to you, daughter,
For the fact that you invited me.
You're here for a while.
- I know.
Grandfather ... please, grandfather.
Do you think me for a fool?
- Please.
- Speak.
I speak! Me and Victoria,
We are working on the application.
I have already heard that.
Further?
I decided
What I want to help a good person.
Did you fall in love with her?
I ... I don't know!
But! But the application, it does not work.
The application does not work ...
These brains do not work for you.
Well, how am I Shakhin this
Now I will look into the eyes?
Well, something like that.
What good children you have raised.
Hardworking, honest.
I conquered almost the whole world
But I cant admit one son.
What is the secret?
Almost everything is ready for the triumph.
But for a start, a surprise.
How do you feel about beautiful cars?
This, I think, in our opinion.
I have the same in Moscow ...
Only better.
But I do not like the assistant sheriff.
Serious too much.
Not "Arab" he has physiognomy!
Yes?
We ride.
You really look
Incomposed in a wedding dress!
And incredible?
And incredible.
You are sure?
That we will not eat Chucky?
Or will not be cut if they find out the truth?
No.
Well, as they say, a lie for salvation?
I probably ready for this for you.
Fine.
Then let's go?
The guests were waiting for us.
You mean
Massage of our relatives?
Yes.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I understand that not the best moment
I need to go to the toilet.
- Ah, yes. Certainly.
- I'm fast.
You won't leave?
No, I just pee.
Sorry, can I say a few words? I
I will try briefly!
I will not hide that I am a lot
I missed in this life.
And I was not where I was supposed to be.
I will not be able to brighten up now
All that I have borne
But I have been living with this for a long time.
But the worst thing
That everyone else lives with this.
Therefore, I am especially pleased now now
To be present here among you.
In general, this tradition, you know,
So this, you know, is loud
celebrate the beginning of a family life
In the hope of
that a happy future awaits us
Somewhere there is around the bend ...
Although we do not know at all
What awaits us ...
Therefore, I want to wish our newlyweds
so that they also celebrate 10 years,
And 20 years of his life together.
Well, and there - what God will give.
Something like that ...
For the wedding -
after 100 years!
And where can I get such a song
And about love and fate
And so that no one guesses,
What is this song about you ...
Are you worried before the wedding, Romochka?
What, what?
I say you are worried before the wedding, huh?
I didn't understand something.
Well, what do you think
Are you alone, such an actor?
I have been in prison for 20 years and camps.
From the family here,
The brother is the only one who did not betray.
And so that no one guesses ...
In short, the alignment is.
Come on we are your woman this sick
We throw it, huh?
Grandmas for the application in half.
What is this song ...
I will take us out of the country, then decide for myself.
Apologize.
For what?
For calling Victoria a sick woman.
The boys do not apologize.
Sticking!
The novel is not my husband and they have never been to them.
Shahin sang a Russian folk song?
It was not a song ...
It was a confession.
I made Roman
Pretend my husband ...
Manipulating him with the best qualities.
Because all this time
I hid my sincere feelings.
All this time I loved another person!
Misha, go on!
Yes! Yes! She deceived everyone!
For the sake of your career,
Which meant absolutely everything for me.
But the novel did not want to sell the application,
Because there are still mistakes in it.
Now you know the truth.
And if you fed me Chucki -
It will be fair.
Chucky ...
Chucky is a vegetarian.
He has a problem with his stomach.
On a grenade diet.
Don't you feed him deceivers?
Who told you about this?
Your assistant.
My assistant
A peculiar sense of humor.
And what, Roman twisted the assistant Shakhin?
Well, how I twisted ...
The fight was, of course,
The level of the film "C.".
as it turned out, Shahin knew all the time,
that the assistant wants to throw him.
But Shahin just waited
solemn moment.
Yes, it was so.
And now?
The application does not work
Shakhin does not buy it,
And do our office go?
Too many questions, Mash.
Sometimes in life everything is much more prosaic,
than in a fairy tale.
An amazing natural phenomenon.
Victoria sleeps beautiful individual
In the middle of white day in the workplace.
Swollen nostrils and gloomy eyebrows
Turned into a gentle smile.
Ha ha ...
How are you?
Fine.
Did you succeed?
Fine.
Let's wait.
N-yes ...
If anything, I do not regret at all
What told the truth.
I just realized that I couldn't watch
You in the eye if I do not.
You know, there is at the wedding
I saw my mom and dad dancing,
And they were at that moment ...
Happy or something ...
And I realized
that all this does not matter
If you do not have the one who hugs you
When you feel bad, lonely and scary ...
That a tiger will eat you, for example.
Thank you.
For what?
For love, soul and honesty.
Repeat ...
Like?
Very.
No foreigners.
The wife must be normal.
How do you not understand this, son!
She is normal.
You are still young and acting in your heart.
I was even ready to buy a whole application,
So you find your spouse.
It is important not to be mistaken
And make the right choice.
I did so, dad.
The developers corrected the error.
Then I bought this application
And I realized that I made the right choice.
Hello.
My son,
Your taste is as good as the father.
How did you get it!
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Grisha, are you kidding?
- I'm training.
By the way, you look like Mamasita.
Thank you.
Can I go out with you today?
I even put a clean t -shirt.
Grisha, you have on your T -shirt
Pigs fried barbecue
And we do the call with the Arabs.
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, Mahabbat Khairullaevna!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy birthday, Mahabbat Khairullaevna.
Three! Two! One!
I didn't understand what was happening here?
So Mahabbat Khairullaevna's birthday.
I told you.
Personal questions
It is better to solve it in non -working hours.
Once again, congratulations!
- Is everything ready for calling?
- Yes!
No.
- What?
- There are still errors in the application.
Therefore, sell it
It will be wrong now.
Project manager who? I!
So errors -
My personal responsibility. Thank you!
But I'm over your personal responsibility
Already at home I work at night.
That's great.
Because if Sergei Gennadievich did not
He appointed you the main one for Tekhoddel, then ...
What?
Do not be late for a conference-car!
Hello, Sergey Gennadievich!
Listen, well, I first
He talked with Sheikh.
He agrees to purchase our application.
Amazing! You know
I just wanted to say.
There is one nuance ...
Interestingly, there is always one nuance.
If this deal does not take place
I will have to close the Moscow office
And disperse you to the hell.
work.
oh ... good ...
Dina, it's time.
Grisha, maybe not?
It is necessary, Mahabbat Khairullaevna!
Grisha!
Good, ah! Come here.
Listen, look, so if ...
No?
So, I have to go.
- In short, Roman!
- Che?
Open.
Arabs invest
In promising projects around the world
And they are localized.
The slogan of the company: There is a family ...
... there is an honor. "
Then I'll start ...
Download to the program
Any information about a person
The system itself finds all the information about it
And checks how compatible you are.
If necessary, you can introduce
additional information,
For example, such as:
Date of birth, place of birth,
Humus's favorite recipe and so on.
This is a novel!
Sergey Gennadievich put him on the project
work with me
According to the technical part.
As-Salyam Aleikum.
Will I continue?
The application will even make horoscopes:
West, eastern,
Matrix of fate, druids, Maya.
And as a result can withdraw
general of all indicators
and indicate the exact interest
compatibility for marriage.
It is perfect!
Yes, and I apologize ...
I would like to clarify
that today is this application ...
It has no analogues!
It is unique
Thanks to our development department!
Pig
Ah! This ... this ... these are three pigs.
Three pigs ... they are all free.
NIF-NIF, NAF-Naf and Nuf-Nnuf?
Favorite fairy tale.
And mine too!
Yes.
Do you know the joke?
The wolf approaches three pigs and says:
As-Salam Aleikum!
Piglets: Fu, carried!
Very funny!
This is not funny at all!
Not only is it late
So it also put it.
Yes, you are crazy.
You almost broke my hand.
Actually, Shahin laughed.
Yes, he laughs from all,
Even from a woman in trousers.
There was not a word about buying a project.
Because it cannot be sold now!
Roman, you are sure
What can you work without hands?
Novel! When are you home?
What else are you here?
I said to myself: for now
I will not eat everything from my birthday
Mahabbat Khairullaevna, I wont leave.
And how?
The cheese was superfluous.
Roma, listen, I just made a desire
When the candle blew.
In general, I also encoded the project ...
And I, count, his brains ...
Maybe I have to fly too?
Listen, yes I'm here, along the way
I do not decide anything at all. That's why
I understand.
Grisha!
Thanks for the T -shirt.
Your Grathek is accepted.
Oh Lord.
I knew that you were sleeping here.
- How much time?
- Eight.
Crap
A lot of people in the office?
So far, no one seems to be.
I have time.
Good morning, stranger!
And this is just you, Victoria.
Pervert!
What are you doing here?
Morning procedures.
The toilet is so general!
Necessary?
Gently, she is very mint.
But the teeth after it shine,
Like a sink in the operating room.
Did you spend the night in the office?
Just like you.
I listened all night like your chair
Slicking in doubt.
And snoring stood on the whole Oupen Spaces
From your hard work.
- The application is perfect!
- Yes, of course, of course ...
Only this is not true.
You yourself know this very well.
And you prove.
And then well talk.
- Eugene, did I tell you?
- Yes.
She said.
Badly.
- Remove.
- Of course, Victoria.
Victoria! They answered.
Wonderful.
Your project would be a great basis
In our family program.
We are interested and we would like
Develop it on a global scale!
In the future they would like to continue with you,
Victoria, cooperation.
We see great prospects in you.
And we are happy to invite you
For negotiations
In our fabulous country with my husband.
Yes
I knew.
Apparently, I did not know something.
- I knew.
- So.
I am sure that such a beautiful decent
A woman at your age has long been married.
What?
Well, here I say: "So beautiful"
And "I have been married for a long time."
Yes, he is a sexist and an eijist.
Not a problem.
So if I have to get married and
Give birth in one day, I will not miss the contract.
- Understood?
- Yes. How?
It was necessary
At least in that bar get drunk,
And at least 10 months ago.
So we will find someone!
We will write out the prize, promise an increase!
We will make it my husband.
Yes. Then you need high
Young, pretty ...
Novel! Well, what?
True, I don't like these.
I love the highlight to be.
- To
- Anyone, just not him!
And who then?
Let's go, see.
So. Well, this is definitely not.
But the bald!
Do not believe.
- And that?
- Married.
And which is nearby?
Uncontrolled panic attacks.
- No no! Just not a kozyak.
- Yes, yes, I agree.
- But Artemy!
- Just not hipsters.
- And here! This one!
- No. No, this is forbidden.
Well then this one?
I'm afraid the flight will not move.
Dina,
Go out for a moment
Please, I need to think.
Fine.
Your mother!
Your mother!
Why didn't anyone warn me?!
Apparently, the application worked.
Breathe ... breathe, breathe, breathe ...
Damn, damn it, damn it ... everything is fine.
Good afternoon
Hello, yes.
And we just discussed
A trip to you to sign the contract.
By the way, Dean, what Victoria
So screamed? Thyroid gland?
So, you would better work.
And then, I look, completely dared
With your fantasies here.
It seems to me that I realized what was the matter.
Hey where are you?
Well ... fine.
We really like everything.
Only I am embarrassed to ask.
Expect us a veil of secrets,
Who is your husband after all?
Yes, sure!
You know, it is incredible.
Now, when you look
On a person and you understand: this is fate.
Here he is.
- Victoria, I wanted ...
- Novel
- Ah, sorry.
- Yes, Roman, come in!
Come.
- Come, please.
- Yes.
As-Salam Aleikum!
My husband!
My novel!
My romance.
I ... I am a husband ... I am a husband!
I am a romance.
- Yes.
- I'm a romance.
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes ...
- Yes! Yes.
And we knew that it was you her husband.
Just "Dubai does not believe in tears."
Classics of the Arab comedy.
Have you watched?
- Yes, yes, yes! Yes!
- No.
- Yes, yes ...
- Yes! Yes.
Well, we are with you
It seems to discuss all the details.
See you.
We will look forward to you
And your husband.
I did not know that you were married, Victoria.
Me too. Roman, you sit down.
Sit down.
- We have good news.
- Yes.
We are flying to subscribe to the Arabs.
I ... you ...
As my husband.
How I successfully looked at you.
Very.
The fact is that Arabs, they are family people
And they work only with family people.
And accordingly, the slogan of their companies:
"There is a family - there is an honor!"
- Do you understand?
- Yes, I understand. I
I agree.
Great!
- Agreed!
- No, wait, you did not understand!
I agree with them, not with you.
I'm not going to fly anywhere
With you as a husband,
- And in quality, especially yours!
- I'll go.
I still have to book tickets.
As usual, away from toilets and children.
And I did not understand, but in the sense you do not agree?
Wait, you did not have a thought
What can I not agree?
No.
You can cheat anyone!
Again - do not force me!
And when did I force you to deceive?
More recently,
When they said that the application is perfect!
The application does not work!
I told you more than once!
Roman, we did not start with that.
This is not even a lie, understand? This
Yes, it's just a game.
Just a role -playing game for a common goal.
- Yes?
- Yes.
If I would like to play
I would work in a game development company!
- So no!
- Then I will fire you.
Great, fire.
I will write to everyone letters that
You are fired with a bang for security,
If you do not agree.
Amazing!
Send!
You know what I understand
While rising here?
What is missing you and your company?
Souls.
No, how does he laugh?
To substitute me ... all of us!
No, most importantly, me!
Who did he imagine himself?
Maybe I had to talk
softer, in advance ...
So, then, let's say that I became a widow.
Take a certificate from the morgue, send Shakhin.
Or not ... Let's find
his closest relatives.
Let's say that they were in trouble ...
In a plane crash.
And he was forced to leave, yes.
OK then! Then come on ...
Let's say that he transplanted his face,
Like in a film with Nicholas Cage.
Look for a double.
Victoria, talk to him
Just humanly.
What kind of "human"?
Grisha, that's all.
For now.
Osipov!
Osipov!
Novel!
Romochka, wait, please!
Listen, please.
I never asked anyone.
Well, the fact is that Sergey Gennadievich
Close the Moscow office
And he will dissolve everyone
If we do not sell this project.
People will just lose their jobs.
Please stay my husband
For the sake of all.
With this, it was necessary to start.
Okay, I agree.
But?
Without "but."
I just want to help them.
Nothing just happens.
What do you want in return?
This is called goodwill.
Maybe they heard about such a feeling
Before the harsh world
I took away your emotions.
Please voice your conditions in advance.
Okay, I have two conditions.
I knew that. Which?
Firstly, we bring the project to mind.
- Of course. AND?
And we take Grisha with us.
- No.
- Okay, I went.
Stop.
Okay, we take Grisha.
Only you do so
So that he does not spoil anything.
Well, I can't.
This is Grisha.
Let me go. Thank you.
Sorry
Let me have friends there.
- Thank you, Victoria. I deserve it.
- Thank you not me, but your novel.
So, well, let's go again:
- Victoria is your wife.
- Hooray.
- Victoria, Roman is your husband.
- Hooray.
Where did you meet?
- On Bachat.
- In the bar.
Both options are too depraved for Arabs.
You met at work, immediately understood
What are close in spirit, and decided to get married.
Will do.
Where do you live?
- I have.
- I have.
You live with the novel!
Everything should be patriarchal.
In the morning, joint run,
Go to the toilet with an open door.
Oh Lord.
He carries you to work
And on weekends
Review the series "Office",
Sometimes you do a massage of the feet.
- Who?
- Who?
Both!
And on weekends you walk in the park
And eat a cheese saberma.
Its good that this is fiction.
Roman, Victoria's favorite dish?
Well, larvae.
No, the tomato is so green-yellow.
So close, green salad.
Victoria, a favorite sport of Roman?
Probably something very boring.
Town.
Right.
- How does she know?
- I don't know.
Grisha, who are Roman and Victoria?
How long!
The most incompatible people on planet Earth.
So, do not think so!
- Husband and wife! Repeat!
- Husband and wife.
Let me help you, my dear.
I would have done it, dear.
I suppose heavy?
luggage on the tape. Passport, please.
Not good.
Are you together?
- No.
- No.
Yes.
What are you doing?
Hear? It smells expensive here.
- Look, the gold is not settled?
- Quietly, quiet ... Enough.
Welcome to Dubai!
The city of secrets and achievements.
I'm home!
- Sorry.
- Please.
Sit down here.
Come on.
Everything is fine?
This is nervous.
When she is very worried,
cannot control his body.
Is it treated?
No.
But I pray for her every evening.
Poor lady ...
Poor thing.
Oh, I'll go to her, I will sit down
And then she will still start screaming.
How beautiful, ah!
As if in the story of the escort ...
This, my friends, built Shahin for himself,
When I moved here from Palestine.
This is not his hometown, but it is his area.
Well this is how much gold?
Did you build everything for his own money?
For example, this building
He demolished for his money
And in his place he built another.
Why demolished?
The developer was unscrupulous.
I wanted to deceive us.
The usual thing!
People very often go for deception for the sake of money.
Well, or there for the sake of contracts.
Not ordinary.
Shakhin has principles:
The first is the family
The second is honesty.
Its a pity for the developer, the man was good,
Though a thief.
And what happened to him?
Safeed the chaki.
Excuse me, who is Chucky?
Chucky is a pet Shakhina.
Poor animal.
Chucky - tiger.
He lives in the Palace of Shakhin.
He has 10 guards ...
Although no, already 9,
Sorry for reason.
Has he also fed Chucks?
It is him - no.
N-yes ...
I hope my room with a view of the city.
Otherwise, you will change with me.
I don't know what number I have.
- So, what? Come on, yes?
- Yes. Yes, yes, yes ...
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
- Hello.
- Good afternoon.
Thank you.
Dates.
I would not lean on them.
Why?
Who knows ...
Novel!
- Good afternoon.
- Hello.
- Your keys.
- Thank you.
Why do you have two rooms?
Why?
One.
And this ...
This is an additional number.
We usually take it for work.
- Separation of zones, you understand.
- Yes.
We are responsible people.
We are responsible.
I have a better offer.
I stayed here
Prime Minister Iran.
No wonder,
As if dear hookah ...
What?
Nothing, sorry, continue.
Please.
A huge study!
There is a kitchen
With a separate entrance for staff.
Brilliantly!
And by the way, there is hookah.
Oh, thanks!
Thank you.
So the need
In an additional issue, I disappeared.
Hmm ...
Thank you.
Why are you dried?
Ah, no.
- We are just very tired.
- We are tired.
Beloved, I'm true ... I ...
I ... I'm so happy that I finally
I will be next to you, my love.
And I, my love.
Well, good. Set up.
Make yourself at home.
If you need anything
Be sure to inform.
- Thank you.
- I asked you to look after you.
Take a look?
Kidding.
Or not.
Schakhin just has a third
The most important principle:
Trust, but check.
Well, I will not distract the young.
Damn ... damn ...
- Come here.
- What are you doing?
Come here, my baby.
Where in shoes?
And you yourself are "baby"! What are you doing?
- Have you heard? They can follow us.
- What are you doing?
Rejoice! Rejoice!
Really!
We need to understand
where there may be cameras.
So, everything seems to be clean here.
There were no cameras either.
Although it would hardly
They were then called hidden.
I would never have thought
What I will experience
Unity with you in the search for hidden cameras.
And why was it necessary to arrange a panic here?
I remind you that in this adventure
It was you who pulled me!
This adventure is not very bad conditions,
As you see.
When would you still increase the level of norm?
You are hinting now
What am I insignificant?
I do not hint, I say directly.
I remind you that I can go
And tell everyone that this is a deception.
Yes? Come on, go.
Chucks scrap us both.
Well, or they will sacrifice to Kurban Bayram.
And it doesn't bother you!
Complete atrophy
Understanding the situation!
I had to think 33 times, take
Here with you this hysteria or not.
Yes, who would say!
Watch there do not dry out
You are a cracker!
So, you sleep on the couch! I'm on the bed.
- Why am I on the couch?
- Because!
Have you heard bearded jokes?
We quarreled ... We quarreled.
Husband - on the sofa, the wife - on the bed.
Are there any questions?
No.
Free.
... happiness, if you are near ...
Hug me ...
Hug me ...
miracles in the world there are no ...
Deceive me ...
Deceive me ...
Deceive me ...
Hug me ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Hug me!
Two more.
Come here.
You sing 98 points.
- What?
- Nothing, nothing.
What kind of sound is this?
You seemed to be going to sleep!
- I am working!
- So me too!
You see, we have much more in common,
What do you think.
Seriously? Noise by the sea before going to bed?
Are you a psychopath?
- Come on in the headphones!
- Get discouraged!
Not my problems!
Yes, your problems, Victoria,
that you are selling a non -unit application
For a lot of money to serious people,
And I have to indulge this.
And the noise of the sea restores the nervous system
And it helps to fall asleep deeply.
Very positively affects the brain!
What deep knowledge
According to the nervous system.
I just grew up in the Far North.
My grandfather is 85, and neurons
He plows like a thirty -year -old.
So this is proved by empirical experience.
I did not know that you grew up in the Far North.
And we had time
Talk to the wedding, right?
My grandfather is a lighthouse caretaker.
And in childhood, I looked at the bay and thought:
Can a person come up with a person
Something more beautiful than the sea?
Maybe.
For example, our application.
If we finish it!
Yes, yes!
And then the next application ...
And the whole world will know about me ...
Well, more precisely, about us.
It sounds somehow ominous.
You didnt fail
Exam in the artist somewhere in Austria?
Are you hinting that I am Hitler?
Why hint? I speak openly.
And where did you grow?
This is not your business.
Let's sleep.
What was it?
Nothing!
No, is it something cracked?
Yes, it cracked something!
Apparently some furniture.
Did you fart?
These are dates! Let's sleep!
- Hello.
- Bye.
The peeping will not break?
How many?
Well, repeat, what did you say?
Holy Maria ...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Are you kidding me?
Why do you do all this so early?
I have Jetlag!
What Jetlag?
The difference with Moscow is one hour.
Get ready!
You are just lucky that you are a girl.
I would get up now ...
Rise!
Do not touch! Do not touch my blanket!
"Let your love be eternal!"
Like an inscription on a double grave plate.
Hmm! Why is love always so banal?
Only a cake with our faces would be worse.
Yes, I joked.
Oh, yes, yes, yes ... take a little bit ...
Find a little bit ...
I would never ... I would never have thought
that the service is at the highest level
He will bring me to a nervous breakdown.
How tasteless you are!
- Please do not touch me.
- Please?
You said "please."
Tomorrow you will say "sorry"
The day after tomorrow - "Thank you"?
By the way, I was not going to touch you!
I still need my fingers.
We have to go!
I remind you, we are going to meet Shahin!
AND?
Well, you're not going
To meet him in shales?
- Going to.
- My husband should look solid.
This is the East!
And here people know a lot about luxury.
Please, your costume:
Pants, jacket, shirt.
Shirt?
Shirt, she turns out like this,
It looks, yes?
It would be better if I pretended to be a widow.
An expensive pleasure.
I feel that I should now
To serve you for almost a month.
This is for working purposes.
Not because of personal sympathies.
I will give the money for the suit.
I think that a woman should not
Pay for a man.
But I feel how they dug into me
The hedgehogs of Patriarchate.
Although why did I get sick?
Ill go to wash the dishes.
Yes, I'm old -fashioned.
I believe in love, soul and honesty.
Repeat?
Like?
Very.
You will say word for word Shakhin.
Everything is fine.
Nothing good.
- Everything is fine?
- Quite.
Changed the image. Wonderful!
The difference is like a profile on a dating site
And the photo in the passport.
Well, everyone has fun as he can.
You changed your marital status during the night.
Ha ha ...
Shahin is waiting for you!
What are you?!
Wow!
I'm only in the cartoon
I saw about Aladdin!
Welcome!
Do you want dates?
I don't want dates.
Sit down at home.
- Shahin will call from a minute for a minute.
- Thank you.
- the son came to Sheikh, asked to wait.
- Fine.
Well ... Well, Shahin will accept you a little later.
The son suddenly arrived from abroad.
Shahin even canceled Bachata.
If you want, they can work out with you.
These are the world in ballroom dancing champions.
Their services were paid three months in advance.
Well, I don't offer you
You are still not married.
I would like.
Shake your bachata?
And, you know, no. Thank you. We
- Next time!
We are next time, yes.
Although yes, you know, Bachata!.
I love this ... Bachata is very ...
Ah, what are you, Chucky!
Do not worry
Chucki has already had lunch today.
Some people wanted to throw us with a contract.
But Chucky does not like deceivers.
More precisely, loves to eat.
Lying, she, you know, is sweet.
Well, music!
- Stand.
- I cant.
- I cant.
You can.
Look what she does.
- I cant.
- Stop.
- I cant.
You can.
- I cant.
- Smell!
- You know
I think something is simpler.
- Yes! Yes
- If possible.
I just have a driveway now,
She is a little more somewhere ...
Somewhere here it has not yet been working.
It was a long time ago. Everything is fine.
How long?
Well, in the past Wednesday - this is not long ago.
- Get up?
- Let's.
Come here.
Come on, come on!
I cant ... I cant. I
Let's.
Turn.
Let's admit.
For nothing.
- Have you seen the tiger?
- I saw.
- Did you see a knife?
- I saw.
If Shahin finds out
that the application does not work, we are ending.
Come on, come on ... Show the passion ...
Turn.
I do not believe my eyes.
I hope you're talking about a tiger?
Bravo.
I have not seen so much passion for a long time.
Bravo.
- As-Salam Aleikum!
- Hello!
VA-ALEKUM ASAMA.
Hello!
And you, then, NIF-NIF,
Naf-naf and nuf-nuf.
Yes.
And you ...
Nah-no, it turns out.
How do you like the city?
Very beautiful! Awesome city.
This city is built on honesty.
Everyone is mistaken.
Step!
But only an honest person
can admit his mistake ...
May be,
Do you have something else to admit?
And what, for example?
Well, for example, that you don't like ...
dates.
Yes.
Or there are nuances
which we do not know about the application,
But should you know?
Actually, there is!
What?
Grisha ...
We all have long been
I had to admit it.
- Grisha.
- Grisha.
Someone can say
That I am wrong that I get into my own business.
You are not climbing in your business.
But I think you need right here and now
Put all the cards on the table.
Forgive me
but Chucki is not suitable at all
The name for the tiger.
Funny.
I see that you are honest people.
Sit down.
Contract
The contract will cost me very expensive!
Well, what is this money,
When it comes to love.
We are very, very happy
Cooperation with you!
Contract.
You are very beautiful.
Thank you.
I can't even imagine
How did you look at the wedding.
She ... she looked incomparable!
Incredible!
What to imagine? Not a stone age ...
Photo
Photo?
What photos?
Wedding!
Well, these are the same sincere moments.
The happiest moments for humans.
And we did not have a wedding.
What?
Did you say that Chucky had lunch today?
The fact is that we worked a lot,
And we spun, spun ...
And Victoria, she is still worried
that we did not play a wedding.
But I will fix everything.
I will correct everything, my dear wife.
Thank you, beloved.
But first we will sign the contract.
The main page.
This is not good.
No, this is not done.
Sit down ... Sit down, sit down, sit down ...
This is not good.
No.
Dubai ...
Dubai is a magical city.
All your dreams are fulfilled here.
And I will become your wizard.
And sign the contract?
I
I will arrange your wedding in Dubai at my own expense.
And the project?
How many?
All figures about the project by Dina.
How many of your relatives will be?
Invite everyone.
Do you have contacts? Spend.
We have a serious company,
And all employees are undergoing a full check
with full provision of a list
the closest relatives.
Great!
With full provision of a list
Our closest relatives?
Are you out of your mind?
What is the problem?
Well sit, eat a cake,
And then let's run away.
Maybe someone will give a carpet!
Nothing that in this grand lies
Are we involved in our loved ones?
Quiet!
Novel,
You always have some problems
with prioritization.
Our main task now -
inform relatives about our wedding
Before the Arabs contact them.
I would really like
apologize for the misunderstanding.
I'm sorry. May be,
This gift will make amends for you.
Hussein.
Drink your apologies? Do you know where?
Maniac!
And take your trim these!
I don't need this
Rich and beautiful!
Tales of this Arabic
I don't need yours!
She is a dream!
Yes, mommy, good. Thank you!
-Yes, yes! We are waiting! Kiss!
- OK then! See you! Kiss!
So
Rom, what are you standing? Call!
I can't.
Why?
Because you can't!
Because you can't play
feelings of loved ones!
How do you imagine this?
Wind up what we are husband and wife?
Well, do not say that this is not true.
And after?
And then you say that you divorced.
It often happens.
This is fine.
This is abnormal!
This is abnormal in my human world!
Do not reflect, just call.
Hello, daughter.
Yes?
- Hello, grandfather!
- Hello, granddaughter! Hello!
Listen, grandfather,
There is such a thing ...
Are you fucked up?
What is the wedding in Dubai?!
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Who are you?
I guard Mr. Hussein.
Mr. Hussein wants to talk to you.
But you hit him.
This is not good.
I can lose my job.
Let him behave like a gentleman.
I'm not selling.
Oh, he is a gentleman.
The real gentleman.
Fine!
Maybe I can give him another chance.
But do not beat him.
Yes, I will not beat anyone.
Hello! Excuse me, please!
Can I invite you on a date?
How do you know Russian?
I love Russian.
Where are you?
I want to take a walk.
- Wait, I'm with you!
- No!
I want to be alone.
You won't leave?
Why do you follow me?
Are you crazy? I'm not your thing!
I'm not crazy, you hear me!
- I'm purposeful!
- In your case, this is one and the same.
Yes? Then in your case you are a deceiver.
- Am I a deceiver?!
- You! You!
- I never deceive anyone.
- Come on.
- And who? Who said that he wants to help?
- This is true!
So prove.
Let's!
Will you be ice cream?
Will!
- Which? Strawberry?
- Strawberry!
Fine.
Help yourself!
This was prepared by the best cooks of Dubai.
I am afraid that I won't eat so much.
No, no! Where?!
Of course I will try ...
A little bit.
Dina, you are so sweet.
Excuse me for then.
I was very rude.
Yes, we drove.
Let's go?
- And where did you go?
- In the sense, everything is fine, it's okay!
Oh, is this the same Dubaisky chocolate?
I only
In social networks, I saw forbidden.
I always dreamed of trying.
Do you know Russian?
Yes, I know a lot of languages.
I studied in Europe
And often I come to Russia.
Great
What? What's happened?
Camel
- Do you want?
- No, no! You
Well, where will I get a camel?
What are you laughing, or what?
I will not, I do not need any camel,
I will fall from him!
Even if I climb, I will fall ...
Yes, my grandfather could not stand it,
When I tried to hide or lie something.
Always said:
There is only truth, nothing more.
In truth, power! That's the strength. "
I dont know, maybe he revised Brother-2.
Well, grew up in the north.
It's cold there, frost,
And people are the same, truth -seekers.
Now its just somehow, apparently in the blood.
Why did he raise you?
Parents died in an accident.
- I'm sorry.
- Everything is fine.
And you?
Listen, I am your tomorrow
We'll have to say something.
I will have to somehow pretend,
What I know who you are.
Father divorced his mother
When I was small.
Just left.
I mean, just?
Well, in the sense of not another, but just left.
Told me then:
It happens, daughter.
People, sometimes, do not converge, do not match.
Life is a difficult thing.
Of course, I understand everything now, now
But the heart does not work.
Sorry.
Then he called me for many years,
He asked for forgiveness.
But it is thanks to this
I became who I am.
And I'm trying all my life
be independent of anyone
And so that everything is in my opinion.
And if nothing happens now ...
I lived for this, understand?
For the application?
For a career.
For what else should I live?
You know what my grandfather once said to me
When did we stand on the lighthouse?
He says:
If you ever hurt
Do not be afraid to scream it to the water.
She will always hear, comfort.
She hears all your pains
Uncertainty, fears,
doubts".
So come on.
- What?
- What, what?
Shout ...
What is this stupid?
This is not stupidity, it is Dubai therapy.
- Water procedures. Come on, come on ...
- That's all, leave me alone.
Something like that.
Alas, no.
- Thank you.
- Fine.
Fine. Then we go swimming naked.
- What?
- Well, then start.
Let's.
- A!
- Oh, how everything is running.
You let go!
Enough to control everything!
Just go there!
Let's.
Oh, you smile! This is good
Well, you say, okay?
But I said that he could not stand me.
Dina, give him another chance.
He's just very lazy.
No, thanks.
Swayed - and enough.
The real fairy tale is Arabic ... even better.
Dina, what else should I do,
So you understand
What do I have very serious intentions?
Hussein, I will never be like that.
Which?
Such as everyone here!
So beautiful, slender and type perfect,
who are ready for anything
So that you just look at them.
It was here that I understood,
that I'm not from this league.
You are right. You are not from this league.
Well, understand, everyone has a price here,
And in you there is ...
The highlight.
And she is that you are priceless.
Thank you.
Do you want me to ride you?
Want.
- Let's go naked?
- Yeah, right now.
Go.
For the sake of Christ, more accurate! Do not break!
I take moonshine for a son -in -law.
If only not Herod, like you!
Stop offending me!
Me ... about me ... everything to myself ...
Lyudmila Pavlovna, well, however, there are a lot of you.
A lot - not a little!
How do you talk to my mother?
Lord, help.
Is the moonshine good?
I have the best!
- Go!
- My karbas are coming!
- Hello! Hello!
- Hello.
- Grandmother
- Hello.
Meet! Meet! This is a novel!
- Very nice!
- And this is Victoria!
Very nice.
And you are there in the basement there,
By accident, did not grow?
My daughter is married, and mom recognizes the last.
As I found out, I immediately began to gather.
And I.
- You know how to collect things.
- Mom, please.
Well
Hello!
Why are they?
And for the first time after the divorce, they saw each other.
And you, embarrassed to ask, are you married?
Widow.
And what is the husband from?
From love.
It's clear.
- So, well, let's go?
- Come on!
- I'll take it!
- I'll take it, grandfather! Thank you!
Well, yes, there is a room for pickles.
This is hookah.
Yeah, they forgot to ask you.
Daughter, and then who was sleeping with you?
So they have a wedding on the nose.
Yes?
Yes, sure.
Thank you!
So. They invite us
On a tour of the city.
- When?
- Right now.
They are already below.
So you have to change clothes.
Mom, there is a bedroom.
Do not worry, I understood everything.
Young people, tell.
- What to tell, grandfather?
- All!
We are all interested.
How did you meet? Where?
- At work.
- At work.
At work
We are working on the application,
which helps to find
The perfect partner for marriage.
And found each other.
Arabs buy an application
And give you a wedding?
- Yes.
- Yes.
Well, yes.
Roman, we need to talk.
We are now.
Very grateful to you, daughter,
For the fact that you invited me.
You're here for a while.
- I know.
Grandfather ... please, grandfather.
Do you think me for a fool?
- Please.
- Speak.
I speak! Me and Victoria,
We are working on the application.
I have already heard that.
Further?
I decided
What I want to help a good person.
Did you fall in love with her?
I ... I don't know!
But! But the application, it does not work.
The application does not work ...
These brains do not work for you.
Well, how am I Shakhin this
Now I will look into the eyes?
Well, something like that.
What good children you have raised.
Hardworking, honest.
I conquered almost the whole world
But I cant admit one son.
What is the secret?
Almost everything is ready for the triumph.
But for a start, a surprise.
How do you feel about beautiful cars?
This, I think, in our opinion.
I have the same in Moscow ...
Only better.
But I do not like the assistant sheriff.
Serious too much.
Not "Arab" he has physiognomy!
Yes?
We ride.
You really look
Incomposed in a wedding dress!
And incredible?
And incredible.
You are sure?
That we will not eat Chucky?
Or will not be cut if they find out the truth?
No.
Well, as they say, a lie for salvation?
I probably ready for this for you.
Fine.
Then let's go?
The guests were waiting for us.
You mean
Massage of our relatives?
Yes.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I understand that not the best moment
I need to go to the toilet.
- Ah, yes. Certainly.
- I'm fast.
You won't leave?
No, I just pee.
Sorry, can I say a few words? I
I will try briefly!
I will not hide that I am a lot
I missed in this life.
And I was not where I was supposed to be.
I will not be able to brighten up now
All that I have borne
But I have been living with this for a long time.
But the worst thing
That everyone else lives with this.
Therefore, I am especially pleased now now
To be present here among you.
In general, this tradition, you know,
So this, you know, is loud
celebrate the beginning of a family life
In the hope of
that a happy future awaits us
Somewhere there is around the bend ...
Although we do not know at all
What awaits us ...
Therefore, I want to wish our newlyweds
so that they also celebrate 10 years,
And 20 years of his life together.
Well, and there - what God will give.
Something like that ...
For the wedding -
after 100 years!
And where can I get such a song
And about love and fate
And so that no one guesses,
What is this song about you ...
Are you worried before the wedding, Romochka?
What, what?
I say you are worried before the wedding, huh?
I didn't understand something.
Well, what do you think
Are you alone, such an actor?
I have been in prison for 20 years and camps.
From the family here,
The brother is the only one who did not betray.
And so that no one guesses ...
In short, the alignment is.
Come on we are your woman this sick
We throw it, huh?
Grandmas for the application in half.
What is this song ...
I will take us out of the country, then decide for myself.
Apologize.
For what?
For calling Victoria a sick woman.
The boys do not apologize.
Sticking!
The novel is not my husband and they have never been to them.
Shahin sang a Russian folk song?
It was not a song ...
It was a confession.
I made Roman
Pretend my husband ...
Manipulating him with the best qualities.
Because all this time
I hid my sincere feelings.
All this time I loved another person!
Misha, go on!
Yes! Yes! She deceived everyone!
For the sake of your career,
Which meant absolutely everything for me.
But the novel did not want to sell the application,
Because there are still mistakes in it.
Now you know the truth.
And if you fed me Chucki -
It will be fair.
Chucky ...
Chucky is a vegetarian.
He has a problem with his stomach.
On a grenade diet.
Don't you feed him deceivers?
Who told you about this?
Your assistant.
My assistant
A peculiar sense of humor.
And what, Roman twisted the assistant Shakhin?
Well, how I twisted ...
The fight was, of course,
The level of the film "C.".
as it turned out, Shahin knew all the time,
that the assistant wants to throw him.
But Shahin just waited
solemn moment.
Yes, it was so.
And now?
The application does not work
Shakhin does not buy it,
And do our office go?
Too many questions, Mash.
Sometimes in life everything is much more prosaic,
than in a fairy tale.
An amazing natural phenomenon.
Victoria sleeps beautiful individual
In the middle of white day in the workplace.
Swollen nostrils and gloomy eyebrows
Turned into a gentle smile.
Ha ha ...
How are you?
Fine.
Did you succeed?
Fine.
Let's wait.
N-yes ...
If anything, I do not regret at all
What told the truth.
I just realized that I couldn't watch
You in the eye if I do not.
You know, there is at the wedding
I saw my mom and dad dancing,
And they were at that moment ...
Happy or something ...
And I realized
that all this does not matter
If you do not have the one who hugs you
When you feel bad, lonely and scary ...
That a tiger will eat you, for example.
Thank you.
For what?
For love, soul and honesty.
Repeat ...
Like?
Very.
No foreigners.
The wife must be normal.
How do you not understand this, son!
She is normal.
You are still young and acting in your heart.
I was even ready to buy a whole application,
So you find your spouse.
It is important not to be mistaken
And make the right choice.
I did so, dad.
The developers corrected the error.
Then I bought this application
And I realized that I made the right choice.
Hello.
My son,
Your taste is as good as the father.