Primal Games (2025) Movie Script
1
- Hey, welcome back.
- Yeah, what time is it?
- Uh, you don't want to know.
- It's that early, huh?
- Tried my best to stay quiet.
- No, it's fine.
I just, I had a nightmare.
- Uh, no, it happened.
We got married.
You said I do.
- Just drive.
Smart ass.
Wow.
- Now that's something
you don't see every day.
- It's beautiful.
- Huh.
Not as beautiful as you.
- Yeah, Ben.
You're so cheesy.
- What, I mean it.
- I have something for you.
It was the first date.
- Now who's being cheesy?
- Do you like it?
- I love it.
You ready?
- Here?
- What?
No.
No, we gotta get going.
You know, tight schedule.
Lot of places to go, not a lot of time.
You should know, you wrote it.
- But it's our honeymoon!
- Shit.
- Maybe we should try and turn back.
- Looks like we're going off-road.
Hold on.
This might get a little bumpy.
Should we stop?
- You crazy?
Keep going.
- What if they need our help?
I'm stopping.
- See no one's here.
I mean, maybe they already got help.
Could we please just go?
- Stay here.
- I, I don't want to disturb you,
but I was really hoping that
you guys could help me out.
You can see my van broke down.
- Yeah, we stopped to see
if anyone needed help.
- I appreciate that.
I really do.
It's hard to find decent
folk around here, you know?
Most of them just drive on by
without a care in the world.
- Well, I'd like to think someone else
would do the same for us.
- What I really need is a ride,
and just to the nearest town, you know?
I don't want to inconvenience you,
but we are in the middle of nowhere.
- Ben?
- That's a good looking girl.
You're a lucky guy.
- Honey, we're on a
tight schedule, remember?
Maybe we should just call for some help.
We're on our honeymoon, so
I'm sure you understand.
- You'd be really helping me out, brother.
- Yeah, of course.
- Great.
I'm going to grab my bag.
- Absolutely not!
- What do you want me to
do, just leave him out here?
- Yes.
- Come on.
It's at least a 30-mile walk.
- I don't care.
Let him walk.
I don't want him in here.
- Hey, thanks again, folks.
You're a lifesaver.
- I don't think I caught your name.
- Oh, it's Shaun.
- Well, Shaun, I'm Ben.
- Ben?
- This is Sarah.
- Sarah.
Hey, relax sweetheart.
I don't bite.
- Here.
Let me take that for you.
So, you live locally around here, Shaun?
- I'm just passing through.
I try to come up here a few times a year
just to get away from it all,
but it's one of the few
pleasures I have in life.
- Yeah.
Can't argue with that.
It's a beautiful country.
- You have no idea.
- Did you come up here to hunt?
- Why do you say that, sweetheart?
- Just curious.
- No, I'm mostly here for the scenery.
- Got somewhere to be?
Keep checking your watch.
- You don't like me very much, do you?
I don't blame you.
There's a lot of bad people
around here, you know?
You don't know who you can trust.
- What is it?
What's that noise?
- I don't know.
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.
- It looks like I have the
pleasure of your company
for a little while longer.
- Lucky me.
- God damn it!
We're in trouble, aren't we?
- To be honest, Ben, you
know, I'm no mechanic,
but it doesn't look good.
- How far do you think the
nearest town is from here?
- I couldn't tell you.
I've never been this far back before.
I don't know, a figure
20 miles, maybe more.
- Okay.
I'll keep trying to find a signal.
Or maybe we get lucky
and someone drives by.
- Any luck?
- If he knew anything about
engines wouldn't be with us,
would he?
- I meant the phone.
- Oh.
- We can't trust that guy.
- What are you talking about?
- Are you folks okay back there?
- Just a minute.
- I don't know how, but I
think he planned all of this.
- You think he somehow made
our van break down on purpose?
- I know how it sounds.
- Why would he do that?
Or more to the point,
how could he do that?
He hasn't left our sight
since we picked him up?
- I don't know, okay?
Just something doesn't feel right.
- Hey, I found the problem.
- Let's just concentrate
on getting out of here.
Okay?
- Wife giving you a headache?
- She's just concerned
we're gonna be stuck
out here all night.
Find anything?
- Bad news is the gearbox
is completely shot.
Without a mechanic,
this hunk of junk's not
gonna go anywhere soon.
- Shit!
And the good news?
- Good news is I got a signal.
- Thank God.
- Tow truck's on its way.
We just gotta sit back
and wait till the rescue party shows up.
- You hear that, honey?
Shaun managed to get a tow truck.
It's on its way.
- Oh yeah?
They say how long?
- Hour maybe.
They couldn't say for sure.
- You're a lifesaver, Shaun.
- We just got lucky, that's all.
- At least it's not all bad.
We got plenty of food and
drink to keep us going.
May as well make the
best of it while we wait.
Right?
You should really try and eat something.
- It's been over three hours.
What's taking them so long?
- Why don't you come over?
He's actually kinda funny
when you get to know him.
You planning on just
sitting out here alone
until the tow truck arrives?
- I don't trust that man.
- Just come over and
eat something, will you?
I got your favourite.
Burnt cheeseburgers and stale coffee.
- Okay.
- Hey.
At least pretend to be nice.
- Hope you don't mind,
Ben, but I took the liberty
of taking over on the cooking front.
- That bad, huh?
- Don't worry, honey.
I still like your cooking.
- Meat should always be cooked rare.
The bloodier the better, I say.
- Shaun was telling me
he's out here hunting.
- Yeah?
Hunting for what?
- The usual.
Mostly big game, if I'm gonna be honest.
I'm very particular about what I kill.
- Dick.
Excuse me.
- How come he gets reception?
- Hey, pumpkin.
Hey, pumpkin.
How you doing,
babe, how's school?
No, you didn't.
Shame on you.
No, baby, listen, I'm real busy right now,
and I'll call you back when
I'm done, I promise you.
I'll call you back when I'm done.
All right.
Daddy loves you.
This is Lisa.
She's my baby girl.
Lisa has been sick so we've
been home schooling her,
and today she had the tutor looking
all over the house for her lost hamster.
She doesn't have a hamster.
She doesn't even have
a hamster.
Little rascal, huh?
- She's so cute.
- Yeah, she must take after her mom.
- So, you come up here a lot?
- Yeah, I try to get up here
three or four times a year.
I'm ashamed to say it,
but I think I'm addicted
to this place, you know?
But don't tell anybody I said that.
- You know, I don't think I've ever hunted
or killed anything in my entire life.
Maybe I'm missing out.
What do you think?
- I think it's best to just
keep it that way, honey.
You're not the type.
Besides, hunting poor,
defenceless animals isn't
exactly a sport, is it?
- You know, Ben, I got
something I want to show you,
and I think you're gonna love it.
- You're shitting me, right?
That's what you used to hunt out here?
- It's beautiful, isn't it?
- Can I hold it?
- Yeah, sure, why not.
You like it?
- Heavy.
Babe, you gotta check this out.
- I-
- Come on, Sarah.
Check it out.
Don't be shy.
What do you think?
- Just a knife.
- Oh, Sarah.
It's more than just a knife.
It's got power.
Power of life and death.
Hey, don't you feel safer just holding it?
Don't you feel more secure?
Now imagine that in the right hands.
The damage and the pain it can inflict.
Now that's power.
- If you say so.
- You like this knife, don't you, Ben?
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Oh, you're gonna love this.
Whoo!
That's gotta hurt, huh, baby?
Quit your whining, you little bitch!
It's just a flesh wound.
I want you alive to
see this, motherfucker.
- Get away from her!
Stand up.
Stand up.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Take a breath.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Take a breath.
Take a breath.
Take a breath.
You knew something wasn't
quite right, didn't you?
Huh?
For a minute there,
thought you recognised me.
- Leave her alone.
Please leave her alone.
- Don't look at him!
Do not look at him!
He's not gonna save you, baby.
Not now.
I'm your man now.
- What do you want from us?
- Reach into my pocket.
Reach into my pocket
or I'll kill your fucking husband
right in front of you, right now.
Reach into my pocket.
I'll rip his fucking throat out.
- Leave her alone, you motherfucker!
- Good girl, you can do it.
You can do it.
That's my girl.
Now hand it to me.
Hand it to me.
Give it to me now.
Give it to me.
Good girl.
I need you to turn around
and sit down for me now.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go, baby.
- Please.
Please don't do it.
- This is my favourite part.
I haven't quite perfected this part yet.
- Stop.
Stop.
No.
No.
No!
Sarah!
Leave her alone, please.
- Don't worry.
She won't bleed out for another
45 minutes, if I'm lucky.
You know, I'm kicking myself
for making you so
fucking stupid this time.
You kind of ruining my whole
experience, motherfucker.
- What are you going to do to her?
- I don't know.
Maybe I'll just fucking rape her, huh?
Maybe have some fun with her.
I don't know.
Maybe gouge her fucking eyes out.
What do you feel about that, huh?
Fuck you, huh? You want a part of this?
You want to be a piece?
Get up here.
Get up here.
I want you to look at your wife.
Look at your wife. Look
what you've done for her.
You're real protective, huh?
You're real protective!
Look over.
Look at her.
You feeling left out, huh?
Don't worry.
Once I get done with her,
I got something real imaginative
planned for you, baby.
Something different.
Something that you could love.
Well, I'm going to love.
Let's get naked, baby.
You have my permission to scream.
Calm down.
Calm down, Sarah.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Easy.
Easy.
Calm down.
Calm down, Sarah.
Let's get some holiday photos here.
Come on.
Let's get some memories.
Yeah, there you go.
Smile.
Smile, baby.
Smile.
- We have to get out of here.
- Hey.
Get the gun.
- We gotta go.
- I'm going to get you,
you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna get you.
- I need to stop.
- I know it hurts, but
we have to keep going.
- Ben, wait.
I can't breathe.
- You can't run forever, Ben.
I know every inch of this place.
You hear me?
- We need to find some help.
- I'm coming after you, motherfucker.
- You think you can make
it back to the road?
Hey.
- I'm dying.
- No.
No, don't talk about dying.
We're gonna find help.
Come on.
Come on.
Did you hear that?
Someone else is out here.
I got you.
You're okay.
Here.
Call the cops.
- Come on.
- Sarah, did you see that?
Tell me you saw that, Sarah.
Sarah?
- Next time, sweetheart,
I'll make sure we have
a little more us time.
I'm very particular about what I kill.
I know what this looks like,
but it's not what you
think, I can explain.
I'm gonna find you, you soulless bastard.
Where you going, Ben?
I just want to talk.
Maybe we could clear up this
little misunderstanding.
I promise I won't hurt you, Ben.
Just want my phone back.
Maybe we could come to some kind of deal.
One that benefits us both.
Have it your way, Ben!
But you just remember.
I know you better than you
know yourself, you little fuck.
I will find you.
I always do.
It's just a matter of time.
Where are you, you little shit?
- Your exit checkpoint
will be available in exactly six hours.
Please enjoy the remainder of your stay.
- Come on, Ben, you
little bitch.
Get the fuck up here, boy.
Come on, Ben.
We're gonna have some fun with you.
Get off me, you piece of shit.
Ready, Clarence, ready, Clarence?
Let's go.
Good try.
Look at that, Clarence.
Goodbye, Ben.
Oh.
- My God, look at that hole.
You can see right through him!
- Holy shit.
He's still alive.
- Watch this.
- That was a good one.
- Whoo!
Holy shit, man.
- Welcome back Shaun Matheson
and thank you once again
for choosing the Ben and Sarah Experience.
Please take some time to
customise your options.
Thank you for choosing King Entertainment.
You have selected Ben.
Status report.
Current performance at 72%.
Blood loss and trauma detected.
You have selected intelligence.
Please customise.
Upgrade commencing.
Intelligence upgrade complete.
Warning.
Please enable product
safety options for a safe
and enjoyable stay.
- Hey, hey, you know,
I heard you can actually
fuck these things.
It's supposed to be just
like the real thing.
- You know what?
You're one sick son of a bitch, Travis.
- What?
You saying you ain't
never thought about it?
- Fuck no!
- Somebody give me a
hand with the other one.
- What's the point?
We already killed him.
- You said you could eat him, right?
- You want to barbecue him?
- Just get my money's worth.
- Now look, fucking them,
I can get on board with that,
but eating them? You're on your
own you sick son of a bitch.
- I'm with B-B-B-B-B-Bobby on this one.
I ain't eating no fucking clone.
- Well, fuck y'all.
I'll do it myself.
Shit.
I don't got me no barbecue sauce.
Fuck.
- I told you he one sick son of a bitch.
- Shut up, Travis.
- You
have selected ability.
Upgrade commencing.
Ability upgrade complete.
Warning.
Ability set at dangerous level.
Please activate safety protocols.
- Why the fuck are you so
goddamn heavy.
Goddamn it.
- Need some help?
- The fuck are you doing here?
You understand me, boy?
Or are you stuck on a stupid setting?
I got myself
two for one.
Wow!
You really are fucked up!
You son of a bitch!
This ain't supposed to happen.
Please.
It's just a game.
- I'm starting to understand
why you like this so much.
- You get that down you,
that's the good stuff.
My mommy made that.
What the hell, Travis?
- Oh.
- Got it all over me, man.
- Shh.
Was that, was that gunshots?
- Hey, Clarence, what you doing out there,
you pervy bastard?
- oh.
Didn't I done told you I bet
he is fucking that thing.
- You did say he was a
crazy bastard.
What the hell?
Clarence?
- Talk.
- I don't understand.
- What is this place?
- It's a vacation zone.
We're on vacation for Christ's sakes.
- Who am I?
- What?
- You heard me.
- You're a nobody.
You're just a clone.
Please, I just want to go home.
I, I have a family.
- You came here just to murder us for fun?
- It's a place where you
can do whatever you want.
Not everybody plays it like this.
- But if I pull this
trigger, you'll die, right?
- Yeah, it's what we signed up for.
It's an extreme experience.
We can control the threat
level, but yes, we can also die.
- How do I get out of here?
- You can't.
Not without an ID card.
- Then give it to me.
- You broke my fucking nose.
- I won't ask again.
- It's useless.
It won't help you get out of here.
- And why is that?
- The exit points all use...
- Fingerprint technology?
Left or right?
- What?
- Which one?
Which finger?
- Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
- Let's try that again.
- Index!
Index!
Index!
Index!
Index!
Index!
- You don't mind if I take this, do you?
- What the hell is this guy playing at?
- Hey, you don't belong here.
This is our zone.
- Hey, asshole.
Are you deaf?
- Hey, wait.
- Fucking clones.
- Oh, hard luck, sweet pea.
Let's try again, shall we?
Just take it easy.
- Okay.
- We've got all the time in the world.
Not bad.
Just a little more to the left this time.
For the love of God,
will you please shut the fuck up already?
I swear,
I'll put a hole in you right
now if you don't stop crying.
We're tougher than she is, aren't we?
Okay.
Let's wrap this one up.
Good.
A bit more to the right.
No, no, no, not too much.
Breathe and squeeze.
Direct hit.
- Yeah.
- Well done, Reggie.
Oh, your mother's going to be so proud.
Didn't I say it would be fun?
Now, time for crybaby.
I've got a new toy that I want to try out.
Hopefully, this will cheer her up.
She should be blown away.
- Now, hold tight.
Off you go.
You're okay?
It's okay.
- I don't understand.
Ben?
Ben?
Ben?
I'm not dreaming this, am I?
- Everything's going to be okay.
I'm here.
- Who are you?
- If we don't keep moving,
we both end up like that.
You have to trust me.
- That's ridiculous.
This is crazy.
What the fuck is going on?
- Me, you, this entire fucking
place is one giant game.
And we're the stars of the show.
- It was supposed to be our honeymoon.
- You don't got it, do you?
This should clear things up.
- You
have selected intelligence.
- Looks like they really
made it easy on themselves.
Intelligence upgrade complete.
- Everything you need to
know is on that device.
- Product
software updates detected.
Proceed with caution.
- So my whole life is a lie.
I'm not even real.
- What do you actually
remember about getting here?
- It's our honeymoon,
our dream vacation.
- Yeah, but how do we get here?
When do we hire the RV?
Because I can't remember any of that.
It's more like a hazy dream.
- So you're saying they just
planted all this in our heads?
- Look, I don't have all the answers.
- Where's your wife?
- She's dead.
She was murdered.
Listen to me.
We stick together and we might make it
out of this place alive.
I think I know a way out.
- All remaining players,
please proceed to your exit points.
- They're coming for us.
- Let's find out how
dangerous we really can be.
- Team 7 in position.
- You
have selected aggression.
Update commencing.
Aggression update complete.
- Time to go.
- Secure the game zone.
- Product's abilities
have been compromised,
deadly force authorised.
- Copy that.
Retrieval underway.
- Who are they?
- Pest control.
I'm guessing they're here
to clean up this mess.
We don't stop.
You understand me?
We keep moving forward.
- You got a plan?
- Just follow my lead.
- Ben, wait!
- You
have selected aggression.
Update commencing.
Aggression update complete.
- No sign of products.
Wait.
- Movement detected in zone 16.
- Armed
response unit to zone 16.
Lockdown initiated.
- Drop your weapon!
- Freeze!
- Lower your weapon!
- Product is heavily armed.
Air support requested.
- Air support
inbound to your location.
- All
remaining assets to zone 16,
proceed with caution.
- I have the
girl, assistance requested.
Assistance unavailable.
- Repeat, I have the girl.
Proceed with termination.
Air support in T-10 seconds.
- We might have a problem.
- Please
confirm product termination.
- You okay?
- What just happened?
- Guessing they didn't want us to leave.
- You said you knew a way out?
- Yeah.
There's a door.
- What do you mean a door?
- We're getting out of this place.
- Please
follow emergency protocol.
Your exit point has been activated.
- We're close.
- Ben!
- What's wrong?
- The vacation of a lifetime.
- What kind of sick world is this?
Forest scan commencing.
- Not exactly the honeymoon I had in mind.
- How about we go ask for a refund?
- Is that it?
- Time to see what's behind the curtain.
- We
hope you enjoyed your stay,
Bruce Lomax.
Please present index finger for exit scan.
- Is that what I think it is?
- Trust me, the owner wont miss it.
- Ah ah ah.
I wouldn't do that if I was you, Ben.
Come here, sweetheart.
I'm an old friend.
I'm here to help you, baby.
Don't be afraid of this old thing.
Person can't be too careful around here.
A lot of bad people around here.
Isn't that right?
Do not do anything you're
gonna regret there, Ben.
Come on, sweetheart.
- I know you.
- Yeah, you do.
Come here.
- I know you.
- You see, me and your husband
have some unfinished business.
He did something real silly,
and now we gotta right that wrong.
Tell her, Ben.
Tell her what I do here.
Tell her what I do to her
over and over again, huh?
Tell her how she likes it.
I said tell her how she likes it.
What, you think you two are real?
You think if you walk through
that door you'll be safe?
You just cattle to people like me.
A fucking holiday, a pass
to do whatever I want.
I decide who lives and who dies.
I'm God here.
I'm a legend.
It's all in your company
brochure there, Ben.
You know, I paid a lotof money to be here.
To do the things I get to do.
And soon you're both gonna be dead.
There's something I want you to know, Ben.
After I get done gutting
your wife and cutting her
pretty little face off,
I'm gonna walk through
those doors and I'm
gonna book a return trip.
I mean, this has been a five-star review
for sure.
Thank you.
And thank you.
What, you got nothing to say?
Well then let's just cut
to the good part then, huh?
Now hold still.
I haven't quite perfected this part yet.
- You forgot about one thing.
- What's that, Ben?
I made some changes of my own.
Shaun, I think you're
gonna like my new wife.
- How's this for a five-star review?
- Now hold still, I haven't
quite perfected this part yet.
No, don't worry.
You won't bleed out
for another 45 minutes,
if you're lucky.
- Now that's power.
What a dick!
- Time to go.
Ready?
- Identity confirmed.
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- I need a
customer check on level two.
Movement detected.
- Get the gun.
- Warning,
security breach on level two.
- Stand down, clone scum.
- We have a security breach on-
- Shit, these clones are armed.
- When the bombs fell, the
world was changed forever.
But thanks to King Entertainment,
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- Team 16 moving
in on target, standby.
- This
is a security announcement.
Will all customers please
proceed to the holding area.
Once again, King's
Entertainment apologises
for this brief inconvenience.
- Intruders found.
- Kill the fuckers.
- And remember, it's good to be the king.
- Identification error.
Identification error.
- Welcome
to the Players Lounge.
Please sit back and relax
while our small technical
problem is resolved.
- Those things will kill you.
- Here at King Entertainment,
we don't just tailor exclusive extreme
holiday vacations for the elite.
We want the little people
to get in on the action too.
- Access granted.
- Let's finish this.
- Bravo.
Welcome, Ben and Sarah.
I've been expecting you.
- Lock the door.
- You've really made quite
an entrance, haven't you?
It's going to take me days
to clean up the mess you two have made.
- You must be the king.
- A coincidental surname,
but rather fitting
under the circumstances.
Great for marketing.
- What is this place?
- Why, Sarah, this is your home.
And like the thousands before you,
this is where you were created,
where you were born.
I guess you could say, I m your father.
- Yeah?
I'd hate to see how you treat
the rest of your family.
- Oh!
Well, you're really going to hate my wife.
- Well, just hold on.
We can talk about this.
- What a bitch!
- Listen to me.
This isn't personal, okay?
It's just a good business.
For 20 years I've been doing this.
We provide entertainment
and we save lives.
I'm a goddamn humanitarian.
- You mean you sell organs
to the highest bidder?
- Well, anything worth having has a price.
It was Sarah's stroke of genius
to make a business out
of recycled byproducts.
It's a fucking gold mine.
And you can own part of the business.
Would you like that?
You can't kill me.
I'm Ben fucking King.
I'm a national hero for Christ's sakes.
You hear that?
In about three minutes
the door's going to open
and all hell is going to break loose.
It's over.
But you don't need to die.
I can help you.
You need me.
You aren't getting out of this
place alive without me, Ben.
- I'll take my chances.
- Oh.
This just isn't your day, is it?
- I talk too much.
- Open fire!
- Next time we go on our honeymoon,
let's check the reviews first.
- We don't want to disappoint them.
Let's end this with a bang.
- Ben, I have an idea.
- Access granted.
- Room scan complete, sir.
- Well, what are you waiting for?
Clean up this fucking mess.
I've got a business to run.
- My apologies, Mr. King.
The complex has been secured.
Wait.
The male product is still alive.
Standing by for instructions.
- Harvest the women.
You know what to do with the other one.
- Welcome back
to the Ben and Sarah Experience.
All of us at King Entertainment
have a fantastic stay.
- Aww no, no no, no.
No.
You've made a mistake!
I'm the real Ben King, you fucking morons!
Nuclear War has its perks.
Sign up today and get 15%
off your next Ben and Sarah vacation.
- Some heads will roll for this.
Stop!
It's me, Ben King!
You've got this all wrong.
You have to help me get out of here.
- You know, I heard we can
actually fuck these things.
- Shit, baby.
We ain't come here for nothing.
- No, wait, please, please,
you don't understand.
No, listen, just wait.
- Breaking news.
Uncork'd Entertainment
goes into administration.
- Tonight on 3DS,
Redwood Massacre 17, Burlap returns again.
- Welcome
back, Mr. and Mrs. King.
Please enjoy your stay.
- It's good to be the Kings.
- From all
of us at King Entertainment,
have a fantastic day.
- I wanna talk to you
about King Entertainment
and the Ben and Sarah Experience.
- Best vacay ever.
- Not only did I have a
holiday of a lifetime,
but now I have new kidneys,
all thanks to Ben and Sarah.
- I had a lot of experiences.
I had one where I married my Sarah.
We had a great wedding,
beautiful reception.
She didn't make it to the honeymoon.
- I scored big at the
Ben and Sarah Experience.
Made two kills.
Maybe next time they can
clone some mice for Bucky.
He hates the white ones.
- Here at the Ben and Sarah Experience,
your safety is guaranteed
by an elite security force
of King Enterprises.
- Junior, supper's ready.
- Mom, I'm doing stuff down here.
- I've always wanted blue eyes,
and now I have Sarah's.
Thanks, King Entertainment.
- So we went to the Ben
and Sarah Experience
and our sex life's never been better.
- If it's with the clone,
it's not cheating, is it?
- Not cheating, my ass.
- I asked King Entertainment
if you guys could make
me a big Sarah, bigger,
something with junk in their trunk.
They did.
She had the same beautiful
eyes, mouth, and skin,
she smelled the same,
but she couldn't run very well,
and she was an easy target.
- Wait.
Can you get pregnant by a clone?
- What I'm saying is you can build
your own experience, so
take your time with it,
enjoy yourself, make your
own fantasy worth it.
Enjoy, people.
- Ben and I were talking.
Found out he was a golfer.
He probably shouldn't have
played me for a night with Sarah.
Is my family going to see this?
- That stupid Ben clone
thought he blew me up,
but he didn't.
Ha ha!
- I have hunted many
things in my lifetime.
I have hunted lions
before they were extinct.
- They say what they do there is science,
but it is the work of the devil.
- And I have hunted elephants
before they were extinct, too.
- They made the clones in their own image.
Now, do you think the one above,
if he wanted us to have clones,
he'd have made them in his image.
- But I've never hunted man.
But now I have the opportunity to do so,
and I can do it in the safety
of a playground where
nobody's going to get hurt.
- Do not go to the Ben and
Sarah Experience Experience
if you care about your soul.
- So, I would like to thank
the Ben and Sarah experience
for allowing me to do
that in a safe place.
- Hey, welcome back.
- Yeah, what time is it?
- Uh, you don't want to know.
- It's that early, huh?
- Tried my best to stay quiet.
- No, it's fine.
I just, I had a nightmare.
- Uh, no, it happened.
We got married.
You said I do.
- Just drive.
Smart ass.
Wow.
- Now that's something
you don't see every day.
- It's beautiful.
- Huh.
Not as beautiful as you.
- Yeah, Ben.
You're so cheesy.
- What, I mean it.
- I have something for you.
It was the first date.
- Now who's being cheesy?
- Do you like it?
- I love it.
You ready?
- Here?
- What?
No.
No, we gotta get going.
You know, tight schedule.
Lot of places to go, not a lot of time.
You should know, you wrote it.
- But it's our honeymoon!
- Shit.
- Maybe we should try and turn back.
- Looks like we're going off-road.
Hold on.
This might get a little bumpy.
Should we stop?
- You crazy?
Keep going.
- What if they need our help?
I'm stopping.
- See no one's here.
I mean, maybe they already got help.
Could we please just go?
- Stay here.
- I, I don't want to disturb you,
but I was really hoping that
you guys could help me out.
You can see my van broke down.
- Yeah, we stopped to see
if anyone needed help.
- I appreciate that.
I really do.
It's hard to find decent
folk around here, you know?
Most of them just drive on by
without a care in the world.
- Well, I'd like to think someone else
would do the same for us.
- What I really need is a ride,
and just to the nearest town, you know?
I don't want to inconvenience you,
but we are in the middle of nowhere.
- Ben?
- That's a good looking girl.
You're a lucky guy.
- Honey, we're on a
tight schedule, remember?
Maybe we should just call for some help.
We're on our honeymoon, so
I'm sure you understand.
- You'd be really helping me out, brother.
- Yeah, of course.
- Great.
I'm going to grab my bag.
- Absolutely not!
- What do you want me to
do, just leave him out here?
- Yes.
- Come on.
It's at least a 30-mile walk.
- I don't care.
Let him walk.
I don't want him in here.
- Hey, thanks again, folks.
You're a lifesaver.
- I don't think I caught your name.
- Oh, it's Shaun.
- Well, Shaun, I'm Ben.
- Ben?
- This is Sarah.
- Sarah.
Hey, relax sweetheart.
I don't bite.
- Here.
Let me take that for you.
So, you live locally around here, Shaun?
- I'm just passing through.
I try to come up here a few times a year
just to get away from it all,
but it's one of the few
pleasures I have in life.
- Yeah.
Can't argue with that.
It's a beautiful country.
- You have no idea.
- Did you come up here to hunt?
- Why do you say that, sweetheart?
- Just curious.
- No, I'm mostly here for the scenery.
- Got somewhere to be?
Keep checking your watch.
- You don't like me very much, do you?
I don't blame you.
There's a lot of bad people
around here, you know?
You don't know who you can trust.
- What is it?
What's that noise?
- I don't know.
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.
- It looks like I have the
pleasure of your company
for a little while longer.
- Lucky me.
- God damn it!
We're in trouble, aren't we?
- To be honest, Ben, you
know, I'm no mechanic,
but it doesn't look good.
- How far do you think the
nearest town is from here?
- I couldn't tell you.
I've never been this far back before.
I don't know, a figure
20 miles, maybe more.
- Okay.
I'll keep trying to find a signal.
Or maybe we get lucky
and someone drives by.
- Any luck?
- If he knew anything about
engines wouldn't be with us,
would he?
- I meant the phone.
- Oh.
- We can't trust that guy.
- What are you talking about?
- Are you folks okay back there?
- Just a minute.
- I don't know how, but I
think he planned all of this.
- You think he somehow made
our van break down on purpose?
- I know how it sounds.
- Why would he do that?
Or more to the point,
how could he do that?
He hasn't left our sight
since we picked him up?
- I don't know, okay?
Just something doesn't feel right.
- Hey, I found the problem.
- Let's just concentrate
on getting out of here.
Okay?
- Wife giving you a headache?
- She's just concerned
we're gonna be stuck
out here all night.
Find anything?
- Bad news is the gearbox
is completely shot.
Without a mechanic,
this hunk of junk's not
gonna go anywhere soon.
- Shit!
And the good news?
- Good news is I got a signal.
- Thank God.
- Tow truck's on its way.
We just gotta sit back
and wait till the rescue party shows up.
- You hear that, honey?
Shaun managed to get a tow truck.
It's on its way.
- Oh yeah?
They say how long?
- Hour maybe.
They couldn't say for sure.
- You're a lifesaver, Shaun.
- We just got lucky, that's all.
- At least it's not all bad.
We got plenty of food and
drink to keep us going.
May as well make the
best of it while we wait.
Right?
You should really try and eat something.
- It's been over three hours.
What's taking them so long?
- Why don't you come over?
He's actually kinda funny
when you get to know him.
You planning on just
sitting out here alone
until the tow truck arrives?
- I don't trust that man.
- Just come over and
eat something, will you?
I got your favourite.
Burnt cheeseburgers and stale coffee.
- Okay.
- Hey.
At least pretend to be nice.
- Hope you don't mind,
Ben, but I took the liberty
of taking over on the cooking front.
- That bad, huh?
- Don't worry, honey.
I still like your cooking.
- Meat should always be cooked rare.
The bloodier the better, I say.
- Shaun was telling me
he's out here hunting.
- Yeah?
Hunting for what?
- The usual.
Mostly big game, if I'm gonna be honest.
I'm very particular about what I kill.
- Dick.
Excuse me.
- How come he gets reception?
- Hey, pumpkin.
Hey, pumpkin.
How you doing,
babe, how's school?
No, you didn't.
Shame on you.
No, baby, listen, I'm real busy right now,
and I'll call you back when
I'm done, I promise you.
I'll call you back when I'm done.
All right.
Daddy loves you.
This is Lisa.
She's my baby girl.
Lisa has been sick so we've
been home schooling her,
and today she had the tutor looking
all over the house for her lost hamster.
She doesn't have a hamster.
She doesn't even have
a hamster.
Little rascal, huh?
- She's so cute.
- Yeah, she must take after her mom.
- So, you come up here a lot?
- Yeah, I try to get up here
three or four times a year.
I'm ashamed to say it,
but I think I'm addicted
to this place, you know?
But don't tell anybody I said that.
- You know, I don't think I've ever hunted
or killed anything in my entire life.
Maybe I'm missing out.
What do you think?
- I think it's best to just
keep it that way, honey.
You're not the type.
Besides, hunting poor,
defenceless animals isn't
exactly a sport, is it?
- You know, Ben, I got
something I want to show you,
and I think you're gonna love it.
- You're shitting me, right?
That's what you used to hunt out here?
- It's beautiful, isn't it?
- Can I hold it?
- Yeah, sure, why not.
You like it?
- Heavy.
Babe, you gotta check this out.
- I-
- Come on, Sarah.
Check it out.
Don't be shy.
What do you think?
- Just a knife.
- Oh, Sarah.
It's more than just a knife.
It's got power.
Power of life and death.
Hey, don't you feel safer just holding it?
Don't you feel more secure?
Now imagine that in the right hands.
The damage and the pain it can inflict.
Now that's power.
- If you say so.
- You like this knife, don't you, Ben?
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Oh, you're gonna love this.
Whoo!
That's gotta hurt, huh, baby?
Quit your whining, you little bitch!
It's just a flesh wound.
I want you alive to
see this, motherfucker.
- Get away from her!
Stand up.
Stand up.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Take a breath.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Take a breath.
Take a breath.
Take a breath.
You knew something wasn't
quite right, didn't you?
Huh?
For a minute there,
thought you recognised me.
- Leave her alone.
Please leave her alone.
- Don't look at him!
Do not look at him!
He's not gonna save you, baby.
Not now.
I'm your man now.
- What do you want from us?
- Reach into my pocket.
Reach into my pocket
or I'll kill your fucking husband
right in front of you, right now.
Reach into my pocket.
I'll rip his fucking throat out.
- Leave her alone, you motherfucker!
- Good girl, you can do it.
You can do it.
That's my girl.
Now hand it to me.
Hand it to me.
Give it to me now.
Give it to me.
Good girl.
I need you to turn around
and sit down for me now.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go, baby.
- Please.
Please don't do it.
- This is my favourite part.
I haven't quite perfected this part yet.
- Stop.
Stop.
No.
No.
No!
Sarah!
Leave her alone, please.
- Don't worry.
She won't bleed out for another
45 minutes, if I'm lucky.
You know, I'm kicking myself
for making you so
fucking stupid this time.
You kind of ruining my whole
experience, motherfucker.
- What are you going to do to her?
- I don't know.
Maybe I'll just fucking rape her, huh?
Maybe have some fun with her.
I don't know.
Maybe gouge her fucking eyes out.
What do you feel about that, huh?
Fuck you, huh? You want a part of this?
You want to be a piece?
Get up here.
Get up here.
I want you to look at your wife.
Look at your wife. Look
what you've done for her.
You're real protective, huh?
You're real protective!
Look over.
Look at her.
You feeling left out, huh?
Don't worry.
Once I get done with her,
I got something real imaginative
planned for you, baby.
Something different.
Something that you could love.
Well, I'm going to love.
Let's get naked, baby.
You have my permission to scream.
Calm down.
Calm down, Sarah.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Easy.
Easy.
Calm down.
Calm down, Sarah.
Let's get some holiday photos here.
Come on.
Let's get some memories.
Yeah, there you go.
Smile.
Smile, baby.
Smile.
- We have to get out of here.
- Hey.
Get the gun.
- We gotta go.
- I'm going to get you,
you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna get you.
- I need to stop.
- I know it hurts, but
we have to keep going.
- Ben, wait.
I can't breathe.
- You can't run forever, Ben.
I know every inch of this place.
You hear me?
- We need to find some help.
- I'm coming after you, motherfucker.
- You think you can make
it back to the road?
Hey.
- I'm dying.
- No.
No, don't talk about dying.
We're gonna find help.
Come on.
Come on.
Did you hear that?
Someone else is out here.
I got you.
You're okay.
Here.
Call the cops.
- Come on.
- Sarah, did you see that?
Tell me you saw that, Sarah.
Sarah?
- Next time, sweetheart,
I'll make sure we have
a little more us time.
I'm very particular about what I kill.
I know what this looks like,
but it's not what you
think, I can explain.
I'm gonna find you, you soulless bastard.
Where you going, Ben?
I just want to talk.
Maybe we could clear up this
little misunderstanding.
I promise I won't hurt you, Ben.
Just want my phone back.
Maybe we could come to some kind of deal.
One that benefits us both.
Have it your way, Ben!
But you just remember.
I know you better than you
know yourself, you little fuck.
I will find you.
I always do.
It's just a matter of time.
Where are you, you little shit?
- Your exit checkpoint
will be available in exactly six hours.
Please enjoy the remainder of your stay.
- Come on, Ben, you
little bitch.
Get the fuck up here, boy.
Come on, Ben.
We're gonna have some fun with you.
Get off me, you piece of shit.
Ready, Clarence, ready, Clarence?
Let's go.
Good try.
Look at that, Clarence.
Goodbye, Ben.
Oh.
- My God, look at that hole.
You can see right through him!
- Holy shit.
He's still alive.
- Watch this.
- That was a good one.
- Whoo!
Holy shit, man.
- Welcome back Shaun Matheson
and thank you once again
for choosing the Ben and Sarah Experience.
Please take some time to
customise your options.
Thank you for choosing King Entertainment.
You have selected Ben.
Status report.
Current performance at 72%.
Blood loss and trauma detected.
You have selected intelligence.
Please customise.
Upgrade commencing.
Intelligence upgrade complete.
Warning.
Please enable product
safety options for a safe
and enjoyable stay.
- Hey, hey, you know,
I heard you can actually
fuck these things.
It's supposed to be just
like the real thing.
- You know what?
You're one sick son of a bitch, Travis.
- What?
You saying you ain't
never thought about it?
- Fuck no!
- Somebody give me a
hand with the other one.
- What's the point?
We already killed him.
- You said you could eat him, right?
- You want to barbecue him?
- Just get my money's worth.
- Now look, fucking them,
I can get on board with that,
but eating them? You're on your
own you sick son of a bitch.
- I'm with B-B-B-B-B-Bobby on this one.
I ain't eating no fucking clone.
- Well, fuck y'all.
I'll do it myself.
Shit.
I don't got me no barbecue sauce.
Fuck.
- I told you he one sick son of a bitch.
- Shut up, Travis.
- You
have selected ability.
Upgrade commencing.
Ability upgrade complete.
Warning.
Ability set at dangerous level.
Please activate safety protocols.
- Why the fuck are you so
goddamn heavy.
Goddamn it.
- Need some help?
- The fuck are you doing here?
You understand me, boy?
Or are you stuck on a stupid setting?
I got myself
two for one.
Wow!
You really are fucked up!
You son of a bitch!
This ain't supposed to happen.
Please.
It's just a game.
- I'm starting to understand
why you like this so much.
- You get that down you,
that's the good stuff.
My mommy made that.
What the hell, Travis?
- Oh.
- Got it all over me, man.
- Shh.
Was that, was that gunshots?
- Hey, Clarence, what you doing out there,
you pervy bastard?
- oh.
Didn't I done told you I bet
he is fucking that thing.
- You did say he was a
crazy bastard.
What the hell?
Clarence?
- Talk.
- I don't understand.
- What is this place?
- It's a vacation zone.
We're on vacation for Christ's sakes.
- Who am I?
- What?
- You heard me.
- You're a nobody.
You're just a clone.
Please, I just want to go home.
I, I have a family.
- You came here just to murder us for fun?
- It's a place where you
can do whatever you want.
Not everybody plays it like this.
- But if I pull this
trigger, you'll die, right?
- Yeah, it's what we signed up for.
It's an extreme experience.
We can control the threat
level, but yes, we can also die.
- How do I get out of here?
- You can't.
Not without an ID card.
- Then give it to me.
- You broke my fucking nose.
- I won't ask again.
- It's useless.
It won't help you get out of here.
- And why is that?
- The exit points all use...
- Fingerprint technology?
Left or right?
- What?
- Which one?
Which finger?
- Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
- Let's try that again.
- Index!
Index!
Index!
Index!
Index!
Index!
- You don't mind if I take this, do you?
- What the hell is this guy playing at?
- Hey, you don't belong here.
This is our zone.
- Hey, asshole.
Are you deaf?
- Hey, wait.
- Fucking clones.
- Oh, hard luck, sweet pea.
Let's try again, shall we?
Just take it easy.
- Okay.
- We've got all the time in the world.
Not bad.
Just a little more to the left this time.
For the love of God,
will you please shut the fuck up already?
I swear,
I'll put a hole in you right
now if you don't stop crying.
We're tougher than she is, aren't we?
Okay.
Let's wrap this one up.
Good.
A bit more to the right.
No, no, no, not too much.
Breathe and squeeze.
Direct hit.
- Yeah.
- Well done, Reggie.
Oh, your mother's going to be so proud.
Didn't I say it would be fun?
Now, time for crybaby.
I've got a new toy that I want to try out.
Hopefully, this will cheer her up.
She should be blown away.
- Now, hold tight.
Off you go.
You're okay?
It's okay.
- I don't understand.
Ben?
Ben?
Ben?
I'm not dreaming this, am I?
- Everything's going to be okay.
I'm here.
- Who are you?
- If we don't keep moving,
we both end up like that.
You have to trust me.
- That's ridiculous.
This is crazy.
What the fuck is going on?
- Me, you, this entire fucking
place is one giant game.
And we're the stars of the show.
- It was supposed to be our honeymoon.
- You don't got it, do you?
This should clear things up.
- You
have selected intelligence.
- Looks like they really
made it easy on themselves.
Intelligence upgrade complete.
- Everything you need to
know is on that device.
- Product
software updates detected.
Proceed with caution.
- So my whole life is a lie.
I'm not even real.
- What do you actually
remember about getting here?
- It's our honeymoon,
our dream vacation.
- Yeah, but how do we get here?
When do we hire the RV?
Because I can't remember any of that.
It's more like a hazy dream.
- So you're saying they just
planted all this in our heads?
- Look, I don't have all the answers.
- Where's your wife?
- She's dead.
She was murdered.
Listen to me.
We stick together and we might make it
out of this place alive.
I think I know a way out.
- All remaining players,
please proceed to your exit points.
- They're coming for us.
- Let's find out how
dangerous we really can be.
- Team 7 in position.
- You
have selected aggression.
Update commencing.
Aggression update complete.
- Time to go.
- Secure the game zone.
- Product's abilities
have been compromised,
deadly force authorised.
- Copy that.
Retrieval underway.
- Who are they?
- Pest control.
I'm guessing they're here
to clean up this mess.
We don't stop.
You understand me?
We keep moving forward.
- You got a plan?
- Just follow my lead.
- Ben, wait!
- You
have selected aggression.
Update commencing.
Aggression update complete.
- No sign of products.
Wait.
- Movement detected in zone 16.
- Armed
response unit to zone 16.
Lockdown initiated.
- Drop your weapon!
- Freeze!
- Lower your weapon!
- Product is heavily armed.
Air support requested.
- Air support
inbound to your location.
- All
remaining assets to zone 16,
proceed with caution.
- I have the
girl, assistance requested.
Assistance unavailable.
- Repeat, I have the girl.
Proceed with termination.
Air support in T-10 seconds.
- We might have a problem.
- Please
confirm product termination.
- You okay?
- What just happened?
- Guessing they didn't want us to leave.
- You said you knew a way out?
- Yeah.
There's a door.
- What do you mean a door?
- We're getting out of this place.
- Please
follow emergency protocol.
Your exit point has been activated.
- We're close.
- Ben!
- What's wrong?
- The vacation of a lifetime.
- What kind of sick world is this?
Forest scan commencing.
- Not exactly the honeymoon I had in mind.
- How about we go ask for a refund?
- Is that it?
- Time to see what's behind the curtain.
- We
hope you enjoyed your stay,
Bruce Lomax.
Please present index finger for exit scan.
- Is that what I think it is?
- Trust me, the owner wont miss it.
- Ah ah ah.
I wouldn't do that if I was you, Ben.
Come here, sweetheart.
I'm an old friend.
I'm here to help you, baby.
Don't be afraid of this old thing.
Person can't be too careful around here.
A lot of bad people around here.
Isn't that right?
Do not do anything you're
gonna regret there, Ben.
Come on, sweetheart.
- I know you.
- Yeah, you do.
Come here.
- I know you.
- You see, me and your husband
have some unfinished business.
He did something real silly,
and now we gotta right that wrong.
Tell her, Ben.
Tell her what I do here.
Tell her what I do to her
over and over again, huh?
Tell her how she likes it.
I said tell her how she likes it.
What, you think you two are real?
You think if you walk through
that door you'll be safe?
You just cattle to people like me.
A fucking holiday, a pass
to do whatever I want.
I decide who lives and who dies.
I'm God here.
I'm a legend.
It's all in your company
brochure there, Ben.
You know, I paid a lotof money to be here.
To do the things I get to do.
And soon you're both gonna be dead.
There's something I want you to know, Ben.
After I get done gutting
your wife and cutting her
pretty little face off,
I'm gonna walk through
those doors and I'm
gonna book a return trip.
I mean, this has been a five-star review
for sure.
Thank you.
And thank you.
What, you got nothing to say?
Well then let's just cut
to the good part then, huh?
Now hold still.
I haven't quite perfected this part yet.
- You forgot about one thing.
- What's that, Ben?
I made some changes of my own.
Shaun, I think you're
gonna like my new wife.
- How's this for a five-star review?
- Now hold still, I haven't
quite perfected this part yet.
No, don't worry.
You won't bleed out
for another 45 minutes,
if you're lucky.
- Now that's power.
What a dick!
- Time to go.
Ready?
- Identity confirmed.
- We want the little people
to get in on the action too.
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So come and enjoy the splendours of nature
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- I need a
customer check on level two.
Movement detected.
- Get the gun.
- Warning,
security breach on level two.
- Stand down, clone scum.
- We have a security breach on-
- Shit, these clones are armed.
- When the bombs fell, the
world was changed forever.
But thanks to King Entertainment,
the future looks bright.
Book your Ben and Sarah Experience now
for the vacation of a lifetime.
- Team 16 moving
in on target, standby.
- This
is a security announcement.
Will all customers please
proceed to the holding area.
Once again, King's
Entertainment apologises
for this brief inconvenience.
- Intruders found.
- Kill the fuckers.
- And remember, it's good to be the king.
- Identification error.
Identification error.
- Welcome
to the Players Lounge.
Please sit back and relax
while our small technical
problem is resolved.
- Those things will kill you.
- Here at King Entertainment,
we don't just tailor exclusive extreme
holiday vacations for the elite.
We want the little people
to get in on the action too.
- Access granted.
- Let's finish this.
- Bravo.
Welcome, Ben and Sarah.
I've been expecting you.
- Lock the door.
- You've really made quite
an entrance, haven't you?
It's going to take me days
to clean up the mess you two have made.
- You must be the king.
- A coincidental surname,
but rather fitting
under the circumstances.
Great for marketing.
- What is this place?
- Why, Sarah, this is your home.
And like the thousands before you,
this is where you were created,
where you were born.
I guess you could say, I m your father.
- Yeah?
I'd hate to see how you treat
the rest of your family.
- Oh!
Well, you're really going to hate my wife.
- Well, just hold on.
We can talk about this.
- What a bitch!
- Listen to me.
This isn't personal, okay?
It's just a good business.
For 20 years I've been doing this.
We provide entertainment
and we save lives.
I'm a goddamn humanitarian.
- You mean you sell organs
to the highest bidder?
- Well, anything worth having has a price.
It was Sarah's stroke of genius
to make a business out
of recycled byproducts.
It's a fucking gold mine.
And you can own part of the business.
Would you like that?
You can't kill me.
I'm Ben fucking King.
I'm a national hero for Christ's sakes.
You hear that?
In about three minutes
the door's going to open
and all hell is going to break loose.
It's over.
But you don't need to die.
I can help you.
You need me.
You aren't getting out of this
place alive without me, Ben.
- I'll take my chances.
- Oh.
This just isn't your day, is it?
- I talk too much.
- Open fire!
- Next time we go on our honeymoon,
let's check the reviews first.
- We don't want to disappoint them.
Let's end this with a bang.
- Ben, I have an idea.
- Access granted.
- Room scan complete, sir.
- Well, what are you waiting for?
Clean up this fucking mess.
I've got a business to run.
- My apologies, Mr. King.
The complex has been secured.
Wait.
The male product is still alive.
Standing by for instructions.
- Harvest the women.
You know what to do with the other one.
- Welcome back
to the Ben and Sarah Experience.
All of us at King Entertainment
have a fantastic stay.
- Aww no, no no, no.
No.
You've made a mistake!
I'm the real Ben King, you fucking morons!
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- Some heads will roll for this.
Stop!
It's me, Ben King!
You've got this all wrong.
You have to help me get out of here.
- You know, I heard we can
actually fuck these things.
- Shit, baby.
We ain't come here for nothing.
- No, wait, please, please,
you don't understand.
No, listen, just wait.
- Breaking news.
Uncork'd Entertainment
goes into administration.
- Tonight on 3DS,
Redwood Massacre 17, Burlap returns again.
- Welcome
back, Mr. and Mrs. King.
Please enjoy your stay.
- It's good to be the Kings.
- From all
of us at King Entertainment,
have a fantastic day.
- I wanna talk to you
about King Entertainment
and the Ben and Sarah Experience.
- Best vacay ever.
- Not only did I have a
holiday of a lifetime,
but now I have new kidneys,
all thanks to Ben and Sarah.
- I had a lot of experiences.
I had one where I married my Sarah.
We had a great wedding,
beautiful reception.
She didn't make it to the honeymoon.
- I scored big at the
Ben and Sarah Experience.
Made two kills.
Maybe next time they can
clone some mice for Bucky.
He hates the white ones.
- Here at the Ben and Sarah Experience,
your safety is guaranteed
by an elite security force
of King Enterprises.
- Junior, supper's ready.
- Mom, I'm doing stuff down here.
- I've always wanted blue eyes,
and now I have Sarah's.
Thanks, King Entertainment.
- So we went to the Ben
and Sarah Experience
and our sex life's never been better.
- If it's with the clone,
it's not cheating, is it?
- Not cheating, my ass.
- I asked King Entertainment
if you guys could make
me a big Sarah, bigger,
something with junk in their trunk.
They did.
She had the same beautiful
eyes, mouth, and skin,
she smelled the same,
but she couldn't run very well,
and she was an easy target.
- Wait.
Can you get pregnant by a clone?
- What I'm saying is you can build
your own experience, so
take your time with it,
enjoy yourself, make your
own fantasy worth it.
Enjoy, people.
- Ben and I were talking.
Found out he was a golfer.
He probably shouldn't have
played me for a night with Sarah.
Is my family going to see this?
- That stupid Ben clone
thought he blew me up,
but he didn't.
Ha ha!
- I have hunted many
things in my lifetime.
I have hunted lions
before they were extinct.
- They say what they do there is science,
but it is the work of the devil.
- And I have hunted elephants
before they were extinct, too.
- They made the clones in their own image.
Now, do you think the one above,
if he wanted us to have clones,
he'd have made them in his image.
- But I've never hunted man.
But now I have the opportunity to do so,
and I can do it in the safety
of a playground where
nobody's going to get hurt.
- Do not go to the Ben and
Sarah Experience Experience
if you care about your soul.
- So, I would like to thank
the Ben and Sarah experience
for allowing me to do
that in a safe place.