Ragebait (2025) Movie Script
1
All right, that's
enough of that.
Chat, this shit's got
to get better.
Give me vids. Good vids.
Scary vids. It's Halloween.
The Ralph reacts Halloween
hangout. Hit me with it.
Uh, you're the one that's
supposed to be
entertaining us.
Dobby, you don't get it, man.
Like we're hanging.
We're vibin' in this bitch.
Alright?
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Ralph, love vibing with
you on this Saturday night.
Aye, appreciate you Kenny,
but if, uh, we're both here
on a Saturday night,
a Halloween night, things
aren't looking too good.
Why don't you watch the
car crash with vids. Guys...
Look man, that Red Asphalt
shit, isn't it.
Guys, listen man, all I do is
I get on here, alright?
And I sit and I wait. Don't
you have anything for me?
Like, don't you wanna hear
what I have to say about...
...things?
Life, all that crap?
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I'll put my nuts in
your mouth if you
don't shut the fuck up.
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I have something for you.
Okay, Lloydo. Hey,
I'll do anything.
Are you sure you want
to see? Lloydo...
I don't know if you notice,
but the people aren't
giving me much more.
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Yo. Did anybody else just
feel an earthquake right now?
Whoa. Whoa. Yo, where'd
y'all come from?
Ralph? Honey,
are you all right?
Mom.
I'm on stream!
I'm just checking on you.
I'm at peak viewership! God!
Ralphie! Don't do that!
Then get the fuck away then!
Hey, sorry about that chat.
Can't even express myself
around here without
that witch breathing
down my neck.
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Show must go on.
Okay. Lloydo, bro,
you becoming the
goat around here!
Hey, let's check it out.
This world is hard to explain.
What we can't see
knows more than we do.
Tonight...
We're gonna bring light
to dark. Only then--
Dude, I told you I was
doing the fricking intro.
I need batteries!
Why didn't you get
them when we got here?
I told you to unload them, but
you were too busy. Scratchin--
Welcome to our first ghost hunt.
Tonight, we're diving deep
into the story that leads
to the disappearance of one
of our heroes. Kyleseesghosts.
Some say hero.
Others say villain.
Exactly Barry, a few months ago,
Kyle had a falling out with
his business partner Ellis,
which led to a meltdown on live,
which had everyone wondering
what his fucking problem was.
Kyle was on top of the
prank and paranormal world,
but the pressure of success
wasn't something
he could handle.
- Oh, you are in
here. You are in here.
Oh my God!
Following their split
Ellis blew it all up.
How much of that was real?
Ah. Oh, no. No.
Alright, so you're telling
me, bro, it was all fake.
Yeah, man. No, I, I love
ghost hunting with Kyle.
It was fun.
But I wouldn't
characterize every video as...
...nonfiction.
I mean, there were times
we felt like we had
to produce something more.
Oh, yo,
That's a reel, that's
a reel, did we get that?
Then Kyle went postal.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh my God, I can't
believe he say that.
I never fake anything! For real!
That fucking idiot.
That fucking idiot!
I thought he's my fucking
friend.
Fuck him! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Listen to me. Listen to me.
I'm gonna show you
it's fucking real.
I'm gonna fucking show it you.
They did my man dirty as hell.
A few months ago, Kyle
teased a final video from an
undisclosed location.
And considering that he
can't leave the city due
to an ongoing harassment case,
we've determined
his location as...
...local.
After our extensive
research, we deduced
that Kyle landed here,
the Acme building.
What was once the site
of a homestead now stands
abandoned due to a tragedy
that left the Acme
Company... barbecued.
In the early 1950s, the
country saw an economic boom
that brought the beef to
every American's table.
But the boom went bust.
What was once a meat
packing warehouse turned
into a brewery.
Business owners tried
and failed to keep the bar
open, reporting multiple signs
of ghosts and ghouls.
We're going to gather a
range of recordings using
Specialized equipment.
Our theory is that Kyle
was close to a discovery
that would've saved his
name in the ghost hunting
community. We want in.
We will leave no stone unturned.
As long as your shit
doesn't explode again.
Give it a rest.
We're in.
Our first step in understanding
the understandable is
to reach out to those
who remain misunderstood.
Alright, hold it.
I'm holding it.
Stop. Fucking
the zoom. It was good.
It's good. Go, go.
We'll be starting
our investigation
by searching for witnesses.
The spirit box will allow
us to hear the testimony
of the damned.
Faaaacts!
Right-- It cycles through am
radio frequencies, which
ghosts can grab onto, which
allow 'em to speak to us.
Yo, wouldn't that be
dope if the ghost, like,
if he like used a Drake song
and let us know
like where Kyle was?
Let's turn it on.
If there is anyone in the room
with us...speak.
We are here to listen.
If you have something
on your mind...
Maybe you were tortured
or, or disturbed?
I bet the fire hurt you.
Right, yeah. Now that fire
must have been so not it.
What was that?
Killing? Who was killing?
Living traces?
Are you trying to tell
us that Kyle's here?
Whatever is going on
here, we have to go deeper.
What about the equipment?
Well, some things can't
be measured, Barry.
Only witnessed.
The fuck are you talking about?
We're close.
How close?
Super.
Alright guys, with this
thermal imaging camera,
I'm gonna track
paranormal movement
by spotting differences
in temperature.
Dude!
Gimme it!
Not on your life!
You bumbling around in the dark
isn't good content.
You've dropped way too
many of my cameras.
This one's expensive!
Well, what am I
supposed to do then?
Alright, uh,so...
Barry and I decided to split
up. Cover more ground.
Yeah. Barry wanted
me to tell you
that this had helped track
paranormal movement or whatever.
If you're there, move a bell
or, or something.
Come on, man.
What was that?
What was that?
What the frick? Barry!
Whoever's there I, I
can feel your pain.
I can tell someone
tore you down.
I recognize it.
Jesus!
I think I saw something.
What are you talking about?
Just come look.
Dude, it was right there!
A figure... it turned
around the corner.
A figure?
Jesus Christ...
Look at this.
Ectoplasm.
I'm getting something.
Oh no... Barry?
Hold on. We're close.
Is that?
What the hell?!
What the hell!
We're so sorry!
No freaking way!
Who are you guys?!
Dude!
How did you find me?
You are the freaking man!
You aren't supposed
to be in here.
Who the fuck-- who are you?
We're just some amateurs.
Invesigating the
same thing you are.
So you guys aren't
federal or nothing?
No, we're chill, Bro.
Does it look like it?
This building is
a burial ground.
So I'm trying to use
the remains as a vessel
to herd paranormal
spirits in communication
with our realm, our plane.
That's insane!
Did Ellis know about this?
Nah. Nah. Nah. He had no idea.
But I have been
running in issues,
you know, finishing
what I started.
Yeah.
It happens to me all the time.
Barry, show him the stuff.
Wow. Y'all are serious.
Dude we're a hella
fucking serious bro. Um...
Yeah, Barry has
something could help you.
Oh, now you want to use it?
Will you just show him?
This is it.
What does it do?
Well, in theory, it
creates an arc.
English, Barry!
Plasma machine. Ghosts can grab
onto it like a ball of light.
That's dope, man! For real!
Fuck...
You'll want to see it?
See what?
What I have been working on.
What you're about to see is a
breakthrough of metaphysics
and paracientific theories.
For real.
I told you.
This is the site
where I have been.
What I have been working on.
This is the factory worker
that I have discovered while
escavating various spots
of increased
paranormalous energy.
Ah... significant have come
to my attention that would
otherwise have
gone undiscovered.
So...
Some serious shit's
come to light?
Exactly, bro!
Dude, that's not
a factory worker.
I know.
Holy freak.
Why isn't the body
buried or old?
You are going to help me.
No, no. I think
that you're good...
Yeah.
No, you are gonna help me now!
Alright.
What?!
All right, it's ready.
This is all you, bro.
Okay.
We rolling?
What's up guys?
We're here with
the Kyleseesghosts.
That's right. We found him.
Never went anywhere, my dudes.
I have been working on
something groundbreaking.
No kidding. Tonight we're going
to make this legend
live up to his name.
Behind me is a
device I've designed
to create plasma at a rate
that could sustain a large
quantity for an extended period.
Fascinating!
In theory, it it
should create a ball that
a spirit can connect to.
We will capture the
anomaly on camera.
Proof of the spiritual energy
trapped in this factory.
Contact...
A chance!
For weeks,
I have been exploring this
factory in hopes of finding
why the tortured souls
inside these walls remain.
I want to help them cross
into a better place.
Uh...
Alright, are we good? Yes.
Let's begin.
Commencing arc.
Amazing. Come, come
get a shot of this.
I don't think it's safe to go--
Come here!
If you are there,
please, say something!
That's it?
Just give it a second...
I can't look. Did it get him?
Oh, man.
No freaking way!
Did it work?
My vision...
I can see something...
Ellis?
I don't know if that's a
good idea.
Oh shit!
Are you getting this?
Go! Go! Go!
What did you do?!
What did I do? How
was I supposed to know
that shit was gonna happen!
I thought that this
shit was nonsense!
We have to get the equipment.
No, we need to leave!
Forget the equipment dude!
We have to have evidence.
Fuck this!
Fuck. I'm gonna be sick.
What?
What do you wanna say?
Isn't there anything? A sign?
Fuck, no one's gonna
believe this shit.
I gotta have all of it. As
much evidence as possible.
Oh shit. Oh shit,
Ellis?
Hello? Hello? Can
anyone hear me?
Bruh, that shit was weird.
Hey, definitely savage
how those dudes rolled
up on 'em though? Huh?
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What the fuck did you make
us watch?
Houdini,Man, blame Lloydo. I
don't know what that shit was.
Probably fake. Hey, welcome.
For those of you that just
joined us, I got a lot
of fun shit playing for
that Halloween hangout.
Oh, hey, let me give
you guys a room tour.
All right. This is it.
The room tour! Yeah.
I got my, you know
my snacks right here.
My, my spooky candles.
Oh, check this one out.
Wait, let's turn this
on. Oh, ah, spooky.
And then right over this way.
Oh, wait, don't, all right.
I got more Googas. Here.
Look at this. Ah, spooky.
You know what I'm saying? Got
more Googas right over here.
Look at that one. I hung
these all up myself.
You guys believe
that shit? Aye.
Oh, then we got this
stuff right here. Woo.
And then we got the cobwebs
right over there. Oh, dude.
What? Be careful of them.
Spiders,know what I'm saying?
Ralphie?
Mom!
I fucking told you!
Mom?
Just leave me alone
when I'm on stream.
Okay?
Hey, sorry about that chat.
You guys ever think about
that shit when you go,
What the fuck?
Mom?
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Ralph, why don't you go see?
Hey, uh, time for that
next vid, right chat?
Besides it's snack time.
Hey, drop some
snacks in the chat.
All right. All
right. Here we go.
Salutations wondrous
mother lovers.
If you're new here, I am
Mommy Rachel,
formerly guru Rachel.
And this is the world
of holistic mommying.
Let's not delay it any longer.
If you can read the
title of this video,
then you already know
what's happening.
I am a Vunt girl. Ah!
Oh my goodness.
Isn't this beautiful?
Oh, as a new mom, I have
to vulnerable new times.
Every day is new times.
Out of everyone, Birdie
Harris, flipping Birdie
Harris picks me out
of like thousands.
I don't have to work very hard,
but I just came out with
these new Vunt products
and they're a game changer.
This is the second best
thing to ever happen to me.
The first of course, being Baby
Tay. Shout out to Baby Tay.
Everyone. I'm just
so happy to be Vunt.
I'm like officially
part of the club.
Dear mommy, may your days
be filled with sunshine
and as many cups of
coffee as possible.
LOL. The Vulnerability Under
New Times is a five day
experience for new moms ready
to really connect
their inner mama.
Love birdie. Love.
Love is so important.
I love you too.
Birdie, can't wait
to meet you in
Duty calls.
I think Birdie put it
best when she said,
listen to your child cry.
You never know when
you'll hear it again.
Don't forget to tune into
the live stream below. Peter.
Just put up the LEDs in
the fish tank. Finally.
So you can check in on
Baby Tay whenever you want.
Salutations wondrous
Mother lovers.
I am so excited to begin.
Dear Mommy, Rachel, that
me, I wanted to treat you
because in your video, your
biggest mom security was
how terrible your skin
was during pregnancy.
I've included my very
own line of RB cleanser
with cane sugar and
nine-oxytocin acid.
Oh yes. Healthy acids like
that really help
keep your face firm.
Pair it with the LED
face mask included here.
Oh, I have always wanted
to try this cleanser.
Oh wow.
I have just washed my face
and I can already
feel a difference.
Oh, time da mask.
Wow, look at that.
I feel like I'm in Euphoria.
I do not condone drug use.
If you need to help, please
do not hesitate in getting it.
Salutations Vunt-y stuz!
Let's see what we have
in our Vunt haul today.
It's clothing. Oh my goodness.
Look at all of these
beautiful colors and finds.
We have a Vunt hat,
and then it looks like we've
got some clothing with a bunch
of different Vunt designs on it.
And you know what? I think
it's best if I just try
them all on for you.
This is the first outfit,
and it is just so fabulous.
And the Vunt logo all
the way across the top.
Love the gray contrasting
with the white
and the location of the logo.
It comes with matching
shorts with a vertical logo.
I just love this simplified
logo on the shorts
and on the t-shirt.
I had a small lactation issue,
and I was originally
going to cut this part
of the video out,
but I thought, what
about the moms whose
pillows leak in public?
I'm just like you. Oh my God.
Oh no. Being a mom is
just full of surprises.
Am I right? Ladies?
Two days till P day.
Before we start today, I just
wanna say a huge thank you
to Birdie for my LED face mask.
I can already feel a difference.
I'm feeling more confident.
You know what else makes me
feel confident? Health tea.
Health tea is shakra
aligning supplements.
It's helped me get my body back
after Baby Tay. Use my code.
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Now, back to the main event.
So first up, we
have CBD yummies.
They make me feel so calm.
Just call me a pothead
because I love how chewy
and flavorful they are.
All right, next
is sardines. Wow.
Sardines are so full of
vital nutrients like iron
and I'm sorry, I can't try this.
I I really hoped that I
could try this for you,
but ever since Baby Tay...
Fish and I just don't mix.
So here you go.
They do look really yummy
though. Ooh, bath salts!
And next is, what is this
sweet charcoal mulberry
and yolo yolo yolo
oxide detox mix to help
clear out the old you.
Oh, don't mind if
I do. Let's see.
Oh, huh.
Okay. Wow. That
is actually this.
Wow, that was so delicious.
I just washed my face.
And now I'm luxuriating in my
LED face mask. Thanks, Birdie!
Oh, I hear Baby Tay calling.
So that means that
that's all for today.
Oh, but don't fret.
P-day is almost here.
I've been keeping
mine in the freezer.
I mean, some people do the pills
and then some people put
it in their smoothies,
but birdie just ate hers.
And I wanna be like Birdie.
Salutations, wondrous
Mother lovers.
I'm all out of cleanser.
Some of you were just so
mean to me in my last video.
So what I threw up,
I was gonna cut it out,
but that was a real
moment from the day.
I mean, it's like
none of that fake crud
that you see on
the other channels.
I feel like some of you
just don't get what Vunt is.
And you're bullying me for it.
You're bullying a
new mom and God.
Baby day kept me up last night
and I, I wake up to this.
Okay.
Did you get your Juviderm in OC?
Hmm? Looks weird. You
need a new doctor.
Hope this helps. What?
Juviderm You think
that I have Juviderm?
What do you -- I
was an all natural
yogi girl before this.
Do you even watch this
channel? Do you even know?
I mean, it's people like that
that really grind my gears.
That really gets me going.
I am here to document my
affirmations before P-Day.
Just like you asked Birdie.
My birth story is perfect
because it's authentically me.
My birth story is perfect
because it's authentically me.
My birth story is perfect.
He made me mommy.
I just had a bad dream
and I had to share
it with you all.
I'm...I'm Vunting.
So I was in labor,
but this time, Baby Tay
would tear right down
through me and then
slither right back up
and then tear down
again, ripping me apart
each time, worse than before.
And then he wouldn't quiet down.
So I just, and then I woke up
and I had something in my mouth.
It was long and thin
and hard.
And, and I was so scared.
And until I noticed,
Oh my gosh.
And to think, oh baby Tay,
This small.
Perfect baby.
I'm a better mommy
than all of you.
I'm a better mommy than you.
I'm a better mommy than you.
I'm a better mommy
than all of you.
Hey everybody. Oh,
you gorgeous people.
So we're gonna talk about
the elephant in the
room today.I caved and
I bought the
Baby Bapa Warmer.
I can't wait for you guys
to see this one.
Let's see.
Howdy, howdy.
Oh, hey, Mamallama.
Oh, I'm so sorry
about your puppers.
Bushy-beaverrrr.
All good puppers
Go to heaven, I
promise. Let's see.
Have you seen
Rachel's live stream?
I don't know any Rachels.
Okay, so I can't wait to
show this to you guys.
The packaging is so cute.
It's so my aesthetic,
and I really think this
will be a big help.
It's linked in my
storefront.
Okay, let's see.
There's someone behind
you.
Come on every single
time. Oh my God!
Who the frick are you?
Chris!
Did you watch my video?
What? Chris!
I did everything you
told me.
My insides were delicious.
Were yours yummy?
You're the sweepstakes
winner.
You picked me.
I'm so thankful that you
picked me.
Please somebody call
the police.
That's how people die.
You didn't answer me.
Were your insides yummy?
That's not what Vunt is
about. You didn't have to.
No, no, I didn't
have to silly.
But I wanted to,
I wanted to see
how the best mommy did it.
And now I'm not
trying to be rude,
but I think I am a teensy
bit better than you.
I'm just like you, just
a little bit better.
Like I'm more
real than you
and you're just a
square on my computer.
And
Oh my God!
Wait!
Birdie said it best.
Listen to your
child when they cry.
You never know when
you'll hear it again.
Lloydo, chat, what the
fuck did we just watch?
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What happened with your mom?
For real? Who
cares about my mom?
Yo, I'm just staying here
until I find an apartment.
My Forex is about
to take off. Whoo.
Hey, disclaimer. Disclaimer.
Not a financial
guru or anything,
but let's just say
I'm stacking bands.
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Alright, fuck you Junxi.
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You should see
what's going on out there.
It doesn't feel right.
I guess.
Besides time for
another snack break.
Can I get some
snacks in the chat?
Alright, little field trip
to see if my mom's
dead or something.
Mom, sorry for
screaming earlier.
Do we have any
cheesy popcorn left?
All right, there we go.
Yo, how about a hot meal?
I wonder if we got any
pepperoni pockets.
You know, chat,
Don't you hate it when
you have something salty
and then you need something
sweet to follow it up with?
But then you need that salty
again. You know, Hey chat.
What are you guys doing
for the Halloween Hangout?
You know, we haven't had
any trick or treaters, huh?
What? You guys
trying to scare me?
Something ain't gonna happen.
Oh, what the fuck-
All you do is eat.
Mom?
What the fuck are you doing?
Must be that time of
the month, right chat?
Listen, sorry for
all that shit--
I mean, crap, stuff
I said earlier,
but do you know where
the cheesy popcorn is?
I think you've had enough.
What is that supposed
to mean?
God, why you always
gonna be such a bitch?
I know I'm fucked up,
but you know what?
That's your fault
anyways. And right
When my peak viewership,
you're gonna go
and have a fucking cow?
Go feed your brother.
What?
Mom?
What the fuck are
you talking about?
What's the matter with you? Mom?
Oh, what the fuck? Who
the eff you? Ah, shit...
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Ralph didn't know
you had a little bro.
I don't!
At least I, I think...
where are you taking me?
Oh, what the fuck? Chat,
where'd he go?
Chat? Do you see him?
Oh fuck...
What is this?
What the fuck? Ow.
Ow. Oh,
What are those?
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That ain't cheesy popcorn.
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Next video.
What the fuck?
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Rowan.
Rowan, Rowan, help, help.
It's breaking Rowan.
Help! Marek, help!
Help help Guys. Guys,
I think it's breaking.
I think ready!
About time.
Can you hear me
guys? Guys? Help!
What's up little dude
Wen-heads, this is Marek Morgan
with devastating news.
Owen Douglas has been murdered.
It's not fair.
No guys.
Don't worry, Owen. I will-- I
I, Dang it.
Cut. Cut. Damnit. You guys
cut!
Owen. Dude, you're fine.
Stop being a pussy.
Avenge. Avenge is your line.
Avenge.
Let's hear it avenge there.
Beautiful. Go Practice.
I'll get you in
a minute. Avenge.
God, that guy is
such a creep, right?
I like him. Just
needs that line. Yeah.
Anyways, like I was
saying, the show is like
Hot Ones, but with yoga,
so the hottest celebs in
the hottest positions.
I mean, guys, come on. Right?
What?
And my team also
wants like a big
celeb for the first episode.
And they... I was wondering if--
I'll do it.
Really? Oh my God.
Is there anything that I can--
Water?
Okay. Yeah.
Water. I love water.
Hey, Marek...
Dude, I love seeing you do
the videos and everything.
I, it's sick to see everything,
but I thought we were just gonna
hang out. But what
happened to that?
Hey, hey, hey, we
are gonna hang out.
We just need to get these shots.
This isn't Daring
Dude's material.
It's Wen-in-trouble, you know?
But we're gonna do it.
It's gonna be quick.
It's gonna be easy. And we'll
get back to everything. Okay?
We're gonna like
still kick it after, right?
Of course, of course. That's
why I brought you out here.
You're doing great. Appreciate
it, bro. Looks so good. Okay.
You good? Thanks, dude. Do you
need a water? Are you good?
No, no, I'm good. I'm
good. Awesome. Thank you.
Thank you Zeto. Rowan, Marks.
What is up little
dudes Wen-heads.
This is Marek Morgan
with devastating news.
Owen Douglas has been
murdered!
I'm sorry bro!
It should have been me.
Help. Please,
Please.
It's starting to
break. It's creaking.
Guys, guys help me.
Rowan. Don't worry. I will.
Avenger... uh.
Cut.
Get me out! Get me
out! Get me out!
He bitch cry all day.
He bitch and cry all day.
Connor, he always does this.
And that was a new lens.
Help me! Can you see him okay?
Fuck can you see him?
This is gonna make
a great thumbnail.
Get it off.
No water, but all
I could find was--
Owen Douglas died today.
My, my good friend
and collaborator Owen
Douglas died today.
He was, he was the
goofball of the group.
You guys know, he was
so sweet and silly and,
and fun and happy.
I though. We all thought,
but he had these
battles, these demons,
and we couldn't
help him with them.
And he just, Owen, like
so many young adults
today lost his battle
with his substance
abuse disorder.
What?!
Guys, seriously, I swear I saw
like his vocal chords
and--
Okay it-- it wasn't
your fault, Karrey.
Are you sure? Carter.
It's
You sure, Carter?
It's Carter, right?
Marek this is fucked!
What's my mom gonna say?
Everyone, everyone, can I
get your attention please?
Zeto Zeto. Okay.
I understand there are a
lot of emotions right now,
and I hear you.
Trust me. I hear you.
But before we move on, we
need to take accountability
and realize how we all
played a role in Owen's
death.
What?
But Carter said, I didn't.
It's Connor, Karrey.
His name's Connor. And
like I said, this is about
Accountability.
Huh? Not choosing sides.
God well, it's not my
fucking fault, okay?
Meat head here caused
the coffin to cave in.
Meat head?
You, you chose shit coffin.
Marek said to buy the
fucking cheapest one.
What do you--
And you forced your
brother to do it.
It was your dare Rowan.
It was your dare.
I didn't force him.
Oh, you didn't?
Should we ask him?
Guys!
Owen, Owen.
Say it again!
Stop. Oh, he's dead.
He's dead.
Guys. It's okay.
We're just gonna call the cops.
We'll explain to them it was an
accident and we'll all be okay.
Connor's, right.
That's why I like you. Except
about the cops. No cops.
No cops. They are going
to make things worse.
What we need to do right now
is come together as a team.
Okay? And calm down.
We're gonna make it through
this because I have a plan.
Fuck the police.
Can't you be more like Zeto?
Oh man.
Alright bro. Are you sure
you can key me out?
Yes, yeah, I can. I do this
all the time. Zeto, you ready?
Dah.
Beautiful, and action.
Want some drugs, Owen?
They're not my drugs. No,
they're very good drugs.
Here, I'll go first.
Whoa!
Here, give it try!
Fucking cut, Marek
This is fucking retarded.
Nobody's gonna believe this.
Can we not with the
ableist language. Dude.
My cousin has ADHD.
I didn't mean it like
that, dude. Okay.
Trust me, you feel
like man of steel.
Ah, very well said buddy.
Here lemme show
you how it is done.
Ooh. Like that. Now
go, go give it try.
Oh, my stars Owen.
Are you all right?
Marek? Help Marek, he overdose!
Cut. Cut. It is, "Oh my gosh.
Owen, what happened?"
Oh my gosh, Owen, what happened?
Perfect. Connor, can
you come get the camera?
Oh my gosh, Owen, what happened?
Oh my gosh. Owen, what
happened? Oh my gosh. Owen...
Oh, My.
Karrey, can you gimme a drink?
Yeah.
No. Fuck it. I'm done.
Gimme the fucking keys. Now.
Your behavior is
making me uncomfortable.
Hey, just let me get
you a drink too.
Yeah.
Are you all fucking crazy?
Have you lost your
mind? Let's just bury him.
And get the fuck outta here.
You are being very
unprofessional right now.
But if you get it together,
the next takes
gonna be a winner.
Marek...
Oh, oh. You want these?
Gimme the fucking keys.
Here.
Here you can have them.
Comeon don't fucking
play with me.
Gimme the fucking keys!
Get off of him!
Get rid of them.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
We're not going anywhere
until we figure this all out.
Fuck this.
I'm ending this.
Go smash his phone. Don't
let him get a signal.
Get this on camera.
Okay. I want to see that
phone smash. Come on.
Rowan stop!
Oh man. Hello. Hi. Hi.
Know this is Rowan.
Douglas, of Owen and--
Hey Buddy...
Rock!
Zeto, what the fuck?!
Man of steel, not meathead,
man of steel!
Zeto, what the fuck did you do?
Quick smash!
Fuck...
What happened?
Dude, Zeto just started chasing
him and he's fucking dead!
Zeto did that?
Yes.
Do you have your phone?
What?
Gimme your phone, Connor.
Thank you. Zeto!
What the fuck happened? Marek,
Marek... What's going on?
Not right now. Not
right now, Karrey.
This is really not good.
What are we supposed
to do? People are hurt.
We, we we need to call for help.
We need to call someone!
Karrey, It's okay.
Marek has a plan.
It's gonna be okay.
Chris, what plan?
Karrey, his name's Connor and
your hysterics are
freaking me out right now.
Okay. So you need to stop. Zito.
Can you lock her
in the RV please?
What? What do you
mean? What? What
The fuck?
Marek! Tell him to lemme go!
I, I trust you buddy.
But like, I don't see what
the plan is.
What the--
Bye, Karrey.
Lemme out motherfucker.
I am, I have the plan.
Don't worry about that.
Just listen to what I
say please, right now.
'cause it is getting
a little crazy.
Okay.
Thank you. Zeto.
It's secure, boss.
Great work. Alright,
huddle up boys.
Here's the plan. So
first things first,
we gotta get rid of the twins.
That's gonna, you know,
that's pretty straightforward.
We're just gonna bury
'em or something.
Next we need to gaslight
Karrey a little bit
more into being chill.
That should be no problem.
I'll talk to her about it.
And, and then we're in
the, we're home free dudes.
We're in the clear. Did
you smash all the phones?
I smashed mine. I smash you.
I make smash you, Connor.
I no make smash Karrey.
Okay. You go handle Karrey.
Dah.
We're on cleanup.
Okay.
Karrey!
Where are you, huh?
Like Marek say, we
don't need trouble.
You try to be hero, huh?
We don't want police, you know?
God, you fucking psycho
get the fuck outta here.
What was that?
Fucking creep!
What you doing? Stop!
Oh. Oh, no.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I just need the keys.
I just need the keys.
I always wanted you inside me.
I'm sorry, Zeto!
Deeper, harder!
Please, please!
Karrey, what the
hell are you doing?
Chris, I'm fucking leaving.
Fuck that.
Marek! Where are you, Marek?
Holy shit!
Come on. Come on, please.
Hey. Easy, easy, easy. Karrey.
You okay?
Hey, I, I got the keys.
I saw that. you did good.
Now we can get outta here and
call for help.
Yeah. Yeah.
Call for help...
Do you still have your phone?
Yeah. I, I am, I, I
think I just need service.
Okay, well, we'll drive
somewhere and get service.
Okay,okay...
Is there something wrong?
I don't know.
I I think it needs gas
Or something.
I don't think so.
Bad starter. Try it again.
Okay. Okay.
Jesus, Connor.
What the fuck, dude?!
Jesus, Connor, can you
knock?
Back the fuck up!
Whoa, ease up, dude. What's
caught into you, man?
Put the fucking knife down.
I had to do that.
No, you didn't. We could
have just fucking--
We could have what?
We could have. What Connor?
What could we have done? Hmm.
I have a plan. This
is the only way.
You fucking lost it, man.
I saw what you did to
Rowan and Owen, what the fuck?
Shut up. Go up, Connor.
You're not fucking
getting it. You, you
Haven't been getting
it all weekend.
This is great. This is
fucking content, dude.
Are you kidding me? Meth
head psychopath, murderer.
It's unbelievable. And,
and Zeto actually killed--
No, you killed Karrey!
We're not gonna show
him that. Connor.
Who the fuck is they, Marek!?
It's just you and me and
your dead fucking friends.
Okay? We just have
to come clean.
It's gonna be okay,
man. It's gonna be okay.
Why can't it just be
you and me, Connor?
Dude, remember how it used
to be? It was so easy then.
I just wish it was us.
They had a plan.
I know.
And now it's just me.
I know, dude.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Wait, wait.
I'm, uh, sorry I haven't been
posting lately, but I
think it's time I spoke out
and told you all the truth.
I realize now that
I'm responsible for
who I surround myself with.
And it's my fault that I
brought Connor Brisco with us.
I-- I thought he was
the same kid I grew up
with, but I was wrong.
I guess, people change.
I'm sure many of you have
heard the 9-1-1 recording.
Wait Rowan, stop!
Hello. Hi.
Hi, no this-- This is
Rowan Douglas, of Owen and
Hey, buddy!
Connor's actions
were reprehensible,
but it's not him who we
should be talking about.
It's those who he
stole from us. Zeto.
The twins, Rowan
and Owen and Karrey.
That's why I've pledged 40%
of all earnings
generated by the sale
of this exclusive Daring
Dude's memorial sweatshirt.
And all the money is going to
go to the grieving families.
Be on the lookout for
more Daring videos
because I will not let a
setback like this stop me
from having fun with you all.
I love you little Dudes.
This is Marek
Morgan signing off.
Why? Why are you here?
Time to go.
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Lloydo? Man, what
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Okay, so close.
Just, we just gotta get
in there and shut the door
and then figure this all out.
Mom?
Fuck, guys, no dono's right now.
I just need to get
back to my room.
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Hey Ralph's mom,why are you
being such a bitch?
Dude!
You were just a reason
to prove it, you know?
To prove it was real.
What? What are you
talking about? Dad?
And now I have to flush your
shit down the toilet.
When you don't remember.
How is that fair?
Chat, she's insane.
Obviously she's our period.
Go to your room!
Ah!
Stop being fucking weird!
Finish what you
started young man.
Mistakes make mistakes, sweetie.
I always thought I'd
leave because my mom, man,
But not like this...
Not like this.
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We aren't done here, Ralph.
Watch whatever this is
While I figure out what
the fuck is going on here.
Oh, oh bet.
We do all this. You know?
Like, we gotta give back.
Like and subscribe If you
think homelessness is bad.
...line?
Are you serious? You
said you were off book.
Do you want the money or not?
Sorry. It's, it's
just been a day.
I mean, my mom is sick
and my little brother--
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's great. What does any of
that have to do with
you knowing your lines?
Like, do you see my
confusion here? From the top.
You're not gonna
kidnap me, are you?
Look-- you're not gonna kidnap
me, are you? That's the line.
Say it. I'll cut around you.
Hey, what? Wait, why
is this place so clean?
Well, I wanted my place
to look nice on camera.
No, no. This is a low
income apartment tour.
Okay. So your place, it's
supposed to look shitty.
Why does me being
poor mean I have
to live in a shitty place?
Jesus Christ--
Oh my God!
See? That's better.
What the fuck, dude?
Hey, do you want the
money or not? Okay?
Because there are a ton
of poor people like you
who would just love
to be on my channel.
Does that make sense?
Do you get that?
Yeah. No, tia that's great.
I mean, my tia gave it
to me when I was little.
It reminds me of her.
Okay, well, I guess all
that's left is the bathroom.
Oh wait, actually
there is one more room.
It's kind of like a closet,
but I go in there
sometimes to paint.
Okay. Yeah, yeah. Can we see it?
Yeah.
Haley, what are you doing?
Hayley? What the fuck?
Hayley, what is this?
Hayley, your closet is bigger
than I thought it'd be.
What? What was that? Hayley?
Are you--Hayley?
Get me out of here!
Hayley, your closet smells.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
What the fuck?
Don't look back.
The monkey's on it?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is--
Fuck.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
Hayley, are you in here?
Hello?
Hey, what's up guys?
So today we're doing
the Roman card wipe.
And so what you wanna do to
get started is you just take,
Yeah?
Luke, what did
we say about homework
before your little trick videos?
They're not little, okay.
They're, they're important.
No, Luke, homework is important.
Do you want actual skills?
These aren't skills, dad. Okay.
I- I'm gonna be an entertainer.
No, you're gonna end
up on the street.
How the fuck...
Yeah!
Oh, you know what'd be cool-
Oh, Fuck, Fuc--
Fuck!
Yo. Yo. This guy's
perfect. Get this.
What's up you guys
Today we're giving
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You take and you give,
you know. Bless up.
Leave a comment below if you
blessing up. You get it? Yeah.
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Is anyone there,
is anybody real?
Careful, sweetie.
What the fuck?
You wouldn't want to mess up
that darling face of yours.
You bitch!
You think I'm scared
of your ugly ass? Try me!
Hey, hey, did you
see anything?
Mom!
Come get me,
you stupid bitch!
What?
LloydotheGyno
Remember Ralph. This
is what you wanted.
I, I guess
It's time to finish.
What?
Quiet, dear. We're
at peak viewership.
Oh fuck. Ah!
Fucking stop!
Ralphie, I'm just trying
to support you, sweetie!
Oh, please God no!
Please, chat, man, anybody
out there please help!
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It's over, Ralph.
Lloydo, man I'll do anything.
That's the problem, sweetie.
You'll do anything and you
can't keep your room clean.
Please, somebody out there!
Call the cops!
All right, that's
enough of that.
Chat, this shit's got
to get better.
Give me vids. Good vids.
Scary vids. It's Halloween.
The Ralph reacts Halloween
hangout. Hit me with it.
Uh, you're the one that's
supposed to be
entertaining us.
Dobby, you don't get it, man.
Like we're hanging.
We're vibin' in this bitch.
Alright?
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Aye, appreciate you Kenny,
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Why don't you watch the
car crash with vids. Guys...
Look man, that Red Asphalt
shit, isn't it.
Guys, listen man, all I do is
I get on here, alright?
And I sit and I wait. Don't
you have anything for me?
Like, don't you wanna hear
what I have to say about...
...things?
Life, all that crap?
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Okay, Lloydo. Hey,
I'll do anything.
Are you sure you want
to see? Lloydo...
I don't know if you notice,
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Whoa. Whoa. Yo, where'd
y'all come from?
Ralph? Honey,
are you all right?
Mom.
I'm on stream!
I'm just checking on you.
I'm at peak viewership! God!
Ralphie! Don't do that!
Then get the fuck away then!
Hey, sorry about that chat.
Can't even express myself
around here without
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Okay. Lloydo, bro,
you becoming the
goat around here!
Hey, let's check it out.
This world is hard to explain.
What we can't see
knows more than we do.
Tonight...
We're gonna bring light
to dark. Only then--
Dude, I told you I was
doing the fricking intro.
I need batteries!
Why didn't you get
them when we got here?
I told you to unload them, but
you were too busy. Scratchin--
Welcome to our first ghost hunt.
Tonight, we're diving deep
into the story that leads
to the disappearance of one
of our heroes. Kyleseesghosts.
Some say hero.
Others say villain.
Exactly Barry, a few months ago,
Kyle had a falling out with
his business partner Ellis,
which led to a meltdown on live,
which had everyone wondering
what his fucking problem was.
Kyle was on top of the
prank and paranormal world,
but the pressure of success
wasn't something
he could handle.
- Oh, you are in
here. You are in here.
Oh my God!
Following their split
Ellis blew it all up.
How much of that was real?
Ah. Oh, no. No.
Alright, so you're telling
me, bro, it was all fake.
Yeah, man. No, I, I love
ghost hunting with Kyle.
It was fun.
But I wouldn't
characterize every video as...
...nonfiction.
I mean, there were times
we felt like we had
to produce something more.
Oh, yo,
That's a reel, that's
a reel, did we get that?
Then Kyle went postal.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh my God, I can't
believe he say that.
I never fake anything! For real!
That fucking idiot.
That fucking idiot!
I thought he's my fucking
friend.
Fuck him! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Listen to me. Listen to me.
I'm gonna show you
it's fucking real.
I'm gonna fucking show it you.
They did my man dirty as hell.
A few months ago, Kyle
teased a final video from an
undisclosed location.
And considering that he
can't leave the city due
to an ongoing harassment case,
we've determined
his location as...
...local.
After our extensive
research, we deduced
that Kyle landed here,
the Acme building.
What was once the site
of a homestead now stands
abandoned due to a tragedy
that left the Acme
Company... barbecued.
In the early 1950s, the
country saw an economic boom
that brought the beef to
every American's table.
But the boom went bust.
What was once a meat
packing warehouse turned
into a brewery.
Business owners tried
and failed to keep the bar
open, reporting multiple signs
of ghosts and ghouls.
We're going to gather a
range of recordings using
Specialized equipment.
Our theory is that Kyle
was close to a discovery
that would've saved his
name in the ghost hunting
community. We want in.
We will leave no stone unturned.
As long as your shit
doesn't explode again.
Give it a rest.
We're in.
Our first step in understanding
the understandable is
to reach out to those
who remain misunderstood.
Alright, hold it.
I'm holding it.
Stop. Fucking
the zoom. It was good.
It's good. Go, go.
We'll be starting
our investigation
by searching for witnesses.
The spirit box will allow
us to hear the testimony
of the damned.
Faaaacts!
Right-- It cycles through am
radio frequencies, which
ghosts can grab onto, which
allow 'em to speak to us.
Yo, wouldn't that be
dope if the ghost, like,
if he like used a Drake song
and let us know
like where Kyle was?
Let's turn it on.
If there is anyone in the room
with us...speak.
We are here to listen.
If you have something
on your mind...
Maybe you were tortured
or, or disturbed?
I bet the fire hurt you.
Right, yeah. Now that fire
must have been so not it.
What was that?
Killing? Who was killing?
Living traces?
Are you trying to tell
us that Kyle's here?
Whatever is going on
here, we have to go deeper.
What about the equipment?
Well, some things can't
be measured, Barry.
Only witnessed.
The fuck are you talking about?
We're close.
How close?
Super.
Alright guys, with this
thermal imaging camera,
I'm gonna track
paranormal movement
by spotting differences
in temperature.
Dude!
Gimme it!
Not on your life!
You bumbling around in the dark
isn't good content.
You've dropped way too
many of my cameras.
This one's expensive!
Well, what am I
supposed to do then?
Alright, uh,so...
Barry and I decided to split
up. Cover more ground.
Yeah. Barry wanted
me to tell you
that this had helped track
paranormal movement or whatever.
If you're there, move a bell
or, or something.
Come on, man.
What was that?
What was that?
What the frick? Barry!
Whoever's there I, I
can feel your pain.
I can tell someone
tore you down.
I recognize it.
Jesus!
I think I saw something.
What are you talking about?
Just come look.
Dude, it was right there!
A figure... it turned
around the corner.
A figure?
Jesus Christ...
Look at this.
Ectoplasm.
I'm getting something.
Oh no... Barry?
Hold on. We're close.
Is that?
What the hell?!
What the hell!
We're so sorry!
No freaking way!
Who are you guys?!
Dude!
How did you find me?
You are the freaking man!
You aren't supposed
to be in here.
Who the fuck-- who are you?
We're just some amateurs.
Invesigating the
same thing you are.
So you guys aren't
federal or nothing?
No, we're chill, Bro.
Does it look like it?
This building is
a burial ground.
So I'm trying to use
the remains as a vessel
to herd paranormal
spirits in communication
with our realm, our plane.
That's insane!
Did Ellis know about this?
Nah. Nah. Nah. He had no idea.
But I have been
running in issues,
you know, finishing
what I started.
Yeah.
It happens to me all the time.
Barry, show him the stuff.
Wow. Y'all are serious.
Dude we're a hella
fucking serious bro. Um...
Yeah, Barry has
something could help you.
Oh, now you want to use it?
Will you just show him?
This is it.
What does it do?
Well, in theory, it
creates an arc.
English, Barry!
Plasma machine. Ghosts can grab
onto it like a ball of light.
That's dope, man! For real!
Fuck...
You'll want to see it?
See what?
What I have been working on.
What you're about to see is a
breakthrough of metaphysics
and paracientific theories.
For real.
I told you.
This is the site
where I have been.
What I have been working on.
This is the factory worker
that I have discovered while
escavating various spots
of increased
paranormalous energy.
Ah... significant have come
to my attention that would
otherwise have
gone undiscovered.
So...
Some serious shit's
come to light?
Exactly, bro!
Dude, that's not
a factory worker.
I know.
Holy freak.
Why isn't the body
buried or old?
You are going to help me.
No, no. I think
that you're good...
Yeah.
No, you are gonna help me now!
Alright.
What?!
All right, it's ready.
This is all you, bro.
Okay.
We rolling?
What's up guys?
We're here with
the Kyleseesghosts.
That's right. We found him.
Never went anywhere, my dudes.
I have been working on
something groundbreaking.
No kidding. Tonight we're going
to make this legend
live up to his name.
Behind me is a
device I've designed
to create plasma at a rate
that could sustain a large
quantity for an extended period.
Fascinating!
In theory, it it
should create a ball that
a spirit can connect to.
We will capture the
anomaly on camera.
Proof of the spiritual energy
trapped in this factory.
Contact...
A chance!
For weeks,
I have been exploring this
factory in hopes of finding
why the tortured souls
inside these walls remain.
I want to help them cross
into a better place.
Uh...
Alright, are we good? Yes.
Let's begin.
Commencing arc.
Amazing. Come, come
get a shot of this.
I don't think it's safe to go--
Come here!
If you are there,
please, say something!
That's it?
Just give it a second...
I can't look. Did it get him?
Oh, man.
No freaking way!
Did it work?
My vision...
I can see something...
Ellis?
I don't know if that's a
good idea.
Oh shit!
Are you getting this?
Go! Go! Go!
What did you do?!
What did I do? How
was I supposed to know
that shit was gonna happen!
I thought that this
shit was nonsense!
We have to get the equipment.
No, we need to leave!
Forget the equipment dude!
We have to have evidence.
Fuck this!
Fuck. I'm gonna be sick.
What?
What do you wanna say?
Isn't there anything? A sign?
Fuck, no one's gonna
believe this shit.
I gotta have all of it. As
much evidence as possible.
Oh shit. Oh shit,
Ellis?
Hello? Hello? Can
anyone hear me?
Bruh, that shit was weird.
Hey, definitely savage
how those dudes rolled
up on 'em though? Huh?
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What the fuck did you make
us watch?
Houdini,Man, blame Lloydo. I
don't know what that shit was.
Probably fake. Hey, welcome.
For those of you that just
joined us, I got a lot
of fun shit playing for
that Halloween hangout.
Oh, hey, let me give
you guys a room tour.
All right. This is it.
The room tour! Yeah.
I got my, you know
my snacks right here.
My, my spooky candles.
Oh, check this one out.
Wait, let's turn this
on. Oh, ah, spooky.
And then right over this way.
Oh, wait, don't, all right.
I got more Googas. Here.
Look at this. Ah, spooky.
You know what I'm saying? Got
more Googas right over here.
Look at that one. I hung
these all up myself.
You guys believe
that shit? Aye.
Oh, then we got this
stuff right here. Woo.
And then we got the cobwebs
right over there. Oh, dude.
What? Be careful of them.
Spiders,know what I'm saying?
Ralphie?
Mom!
I fucking told you!
Mom?
Just leave me alone
when I'm on stream.
Okay?
Hey, sorry about that chat.
You guys ever think about
that shit when you go,
What the fuck?
Mom?
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Ralph, why don't you go see?
Hey, uh, time for that
next vid, right chat?
Besides it's snack time.
Hey, drop some
snacks in the chat.
All right. All
right. Here we go.
Salutations wondrous
mother lovers.
If you're new here, I am
Mommy Rachel,
formerly guru Rachel.
And this is the world
of holistic mommying.
Let's not delay it any longer.
If you can read the
title of this video,
then you already know
what's happening.
I am a Vunt girl. Ah!
Oh my goodness.
Isn't this beautiful?
Oh, as a new mom, I have
to vulnerable new times.
Every day is new times.
Out of everyone, Birdie
Harris, flipping Birdie
Harris picks me out
of like thousands.
I don't have to work very hard,
but I just came out with
these new Vunt products
and they're a game changer.
This is the second best
thing to ever happen to me.
The first of course, being Baby
Tay. Shout out to Baby Tay.
Everyone. I'm just
so happy to be Vunt.
I'm like officially
part of the club.
Dear mommy, may your days
be filled with sunshine
and as many cups of
coffee as possible.
LOL. The Vulnerability Under
New Times is a five day
experience for new moms ready
to really connect
their inner mama.
Love birdie. Love.
Love is so important.
I love you too.
Birdie, can't wait
to meet you in
Duty calls.
I think Birdie put it
best when she said,
listen to your child cry.
You never know when
you'll hear it again.
Don't forget to tune into
the live stream below. Peter.
Just put up the LEDs in
the fish tank. Finally.
So you can check in on
Baby Tay whenever you want.
Salutations wondrous
Mother lovers.
I am so excited to begin.
Dear Mommy, Rachel, that
me, I wanted to treat you
because in your video, your
biggest mom security was
how terrible your skin
was during pregnancy.
I've included my very
own line of RB cleanser
with cane sugar and
nine-oxytocin acid.
Oh yes. Healthy acids like
that really help
keep your face firm.
Pair it with the LED
face mask included here.
Oh, I have always wanted
to try this cleanser.
Oh wow.
I have just washed my face
and I can already
feel a difference.
Oh, time da mask.
Wow, look at that.
I feel like I'm in Euphoria.
I do not condone drug use.
If you need to help, please
do not hesitate in getting it.
Salutations Vunt-y stuz!
Let's see what we have
in our Vunt haul today.
It's clothing. Oh my goodness.
Look at all of these
beautiful colors and finds.
We have a Vunt hat,
and then it looks like we've
got some clothing with a bunch
of different Vunt designs on it.
And you know what? I think
it's best if I just try
them all on for you.
This is the first outfit,
and it is just so fabulous.
And the Vunt logo all
the way across the top.
Love the gray contrasting
with the white
and the location of the logo.
It comes with matching
shorts with a vertical logo.
I just love this simplified
logo on the shorts
and on the t-shirt.
I had a small lactation issue,
and I was originally
going to cut this part
of the video out,
but I thought, what
about the moms whose
pillows leak in public?
I'm just like you. Oh my God.
Oh no. Being a mom is
just full of surprises.
Am I right? Ladies?
Two days till P day.
Before we start today, I just
wanna say a huge thank you
to Birdie for my LED face mask.
I can already feel a difference.
I'm feeling more confident.
You know what else makes me
feel confident? Health tea.
Health tea is shakra
aligning supplements.
It's helped me get my body back
after Baby Tay. Use my code.
MommyRachel22 for
5% off your order.
Now, back to the main event.
So first up, we
have CBD yummies.
They make me feel so calm.
Just call me a pothead
because I love how chewy
and flavorful they are.
All right, next
is sardines. Wow.
Sardines are so full of
vital nutrients like iron
and I'm sorry, I can't try this.
I I really hoped that I
could try this for you,
but ever since Baby Tay...
Fish and I just don't mix.
So here you go.
They do look really yummy
though. Ooh, bath salts!
And next is, what is this
sweet charcoal mulberry
and yolo yolo yolo
oxide detox mix to help
clear out the old you.
Oh, don't mind if
I do. Let's see.
Oh, huh.
Okay. Wow. That
is actually this.
Wow, that was so delicious.
I just washed my face.
And now I'm luxuriating in my
LED face mask. Thanks, Birdie!
Oh, I hear Baby Tay calling.
So that means that
that's all for today.
Oh, but don't fret.
P-day is almost here.
I've been keeping
mine in the freezer.
I mean, some people do the pills
and then some people put
it in their smoothies,
but birdie just ate hers.
And I wanna be like Birdie.
Salutations, wondrous
Mother lovers.
I'm all out of cleanser.
Some of you were just so
mean to me in my last video.
So what I threw up,
I was gonna cut it out,
but that was a real
moment from the day.
I mean, it's like
none of that fake crud
that you see on
the other channels.
I feel like some of you
just don't get what Vunt is.
And you're bullying me for it.
You're bullying a
new mom and God.
Baby day kept me up last night
and I, I wake up to this.
Okay.
Did you get your Juviderm in OC?
Hmm? Looks weird. You
need a new doctor.
Hope this helps. What?
Juviderm You think
that I have Juviderm?
What do you -- I
was an all natural
yogi girl before this.
Do you even watch this
channel? Do you even know?
I mean, it's people like that
that really grind my gears.
That really gets me going.
I am here to document my
affirmations before P-Day.
Just like you asked Birdie.
My birth story is perfect
because it's authentically me.
My birth story is perfect
because it's authentically me.
My birth story is perfect.
He made me mommy.
I just had a bad dream
and I had to share
it with you all.
I'm...I'm Vunting.
So I was in labor,
but this time, Baby Tay
would tear right down
through me and then
slither right back up
and then tear down
again, ripping me apart
each time, worse than before.
And then he wouldn't quiet down.
So I just, and then I woke up
and I had something in my mouth.
It was long and thin
and hard.
And, and I was so scared.
And until I noticed,
Oh my gosh.
And to think, oh baby Tay,
This small.
Perfect baby.
I'm a better mommy
than all of you.
I'm a better mommy than you.
I'm a better mommy than you.
I'm a better mommy
than all of you.
Hey everybody. Oh,
you gorgeous people.
So we're gonna talk about
the elephant in the
room today.I caved and
I bought the
Baby Bapa Warmer.
I can't wait for you guys
to see this one.
Let's see.
Howdy, howdy.
Oh, hey, Mamallama.
Oh, I'm so sorry
about your puppers.
Bushy-beaverrrr.
All good puppers
Go to heaven, I
promise. Let's see.
Have you seen
Rachel's live stream?
I don't know any Rachels.
Okay, so I can't wait to
show this to you guys.
The packaging is so cute.
It's so my aesthetic,
and I really think this
will be a big help.
It's linked in my
storefront.
Okay, let's see.
There's someone behind
you.
Come on every single
time. Oh my God!
Who the frick are you?
Chris!
Did you watch my video?
What? Chris!
I did everything you
told me.
My insides were delicious.
Were yours yummy?
You're the sweepstakes
winner.
You picked me.
I'm so thankful that you
picked me.
Please somebody call
the police.
That's how people die.
You didn't answer me.
Were your insides yummy?
That's not what Vunt is
about. You didn't have to.
No, no, I didn't
have to silly.
But I wanted to,
I wanted to see
how the best mommy did it.
And now I'm not
trying to be rude,
but I think I am a teensy
bit better than you.
I'm just like you, just
a little bit better.
Like I'm more
real than you
and you're just a
square on my computer.
And
Oh my God!
Wait!
Birdie said it best.
Listen to your
child when they cry.
You never know when
you'll hear it again.
Lloydo, chat, what the
fuck did we just watch?
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What happened with your mom?
For real? Who
cares about my mom?
Yo, I'm just staying here
until I find an apartment.
My Forex is about
to take off. Whoo.
Hey, disclaimer. Disclaimer.
Not a financial
guru or anything,
but let's just say
I'm stacking bands.
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Alright, fuck you Junxi.
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You should see
what's going on out there.
It doesn't feel right.
I guess.
Besides time for
another snack break.
Can I get some
snacks in the chat?
Alright, little field trip
to see if my mom's
dead or something.
Mom, sorry for
screaming earlier.
Do we have any
cheesy popcorn left?
All right, there we go.
Yo, how about a hot meal?
I wonder if we got any
pepperoni pockets.
You know, chat,
Don't you hate it when
you have something salty
and then you need something
sweet to follow it up with?
But then you need that salty
again. You know, Hey chat.
What are you guys doing
for the Halloween Hangout?
You know, we haven't had
any trick or treaters, huh?
What? You guys
trying to scare me?
Something ain't gonna happen.
Oh, what the fuck-
All you do is eat.
Mom?
What the fuck are you doing?
Must be that time of
the month, right chat?
Listen, sorry for
all that shit--
I mean, crap, stuff
I said earlier,
but do you know where
the cheesy popcorn is?
I think you've had enough.
What is that supposed
to mean?
God, why you always
gonna be such a bitch?
I know I'm fucked up,
but you know what?
That's your fault
anyways. And right
When my peak viewership,
you're gonna go
and have a fucking cow?
Go feed your brother.
What?
Mom?
What the fuck are
you talking about?
What's the matter with you? Mom?
Oh, what the fuck? Who
the eff you? Ah, shit...
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Ralph didn't know
you had a little bro.
I don't!
At least I, I think...
where are you taking me?
Oh, what the fuck? Chat,
where'd he go?
Chat? Do you see him?
Oh fuck...
What is this?
What the fuck? Ow.
Ow. Oh,
What are those?
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Next video.
What the fuck?
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Rowan.
Rowan, Rowan, help, help.
It's breaking Rowan.
Help! Marek, help!
Help help Guys. Guys,
I think it's breaking.
I think ready!
About time.
Can you hear me
guys? Guys? Help!
What's up little dude
Wen-heads, this is Marek Morgan
with devastating news.
Owen Douglas has been murdered.
It's not fair.
No guys.
Don't worry, Owen. I will-- I
I, Dang it.
Cut. Cut. Damnit. You guys
cut!
Owen. Dude, you're fine.
Stop being a pussy.
Avenge. Avenge is your line.
Avenge.
Let's hear it avenge there.
Beautiful. Go Practice.
I'll get you in
a minute. Avenge.
God, that guy is
such a creep, right?
I like him. Just
needs that line. Yeah.
Anyways, like I was
saying, the show is like
Hot Ones, but with yoga,
so the hottest celebs in
the hottest positions.
I mean, guys, come on. Right?
What?
And my team also
wants like a big
celeb for the first episode.
And they... I was wondering if--
I'll do it.
Really? Oh my God.
Is there anything that I can--
Water?
Okay. Yeah.
Water. I love water.
Hey, Marek...
Dude, I love seeing you do
the videos and everything.
I, it's sick to see everything,
but I thought we were just gonna
hang out. But what
happened to that?
Hey, hey, hey, we
are gonna hang out.
We just need to get these shots.
This isn't Daring
Dude's material.
It's Wen-in-trouble, you know?
But we're gonna do it.
It's gonna be quick.
It's gonna be easy. And we'll
get back to everything. Okay?
We're gonna like
still kick it after, right?
Of course, of course. That's
why I brought you out here.
You're doing great. Appreciate
it, bro. Looks so good. Okay.
You good? Thanks, dude. Do you
need a water? Are you good?
No, no, I'm good. I'm
good. Awesome. Thank you.
Thank you Zeto. Rowan, Marks.
What is up little
dudes Wen-heads.
This is Marek Morgan
with devastating news.
Owen Douglas has been
murdered!
I'm sorry bro!
It should have been me.
Help. Please,
Please.
It's starting to
break. It's creaking.
Guys, guys help me.
Rowan. Don't worry. I will.
Avenger... uh.
Cut.
Get me out! Get me
out! Get me out!
He bitch cry all day.
He bitch and cry all day.
Connor, he always does this.
And that was a new lens.
Help me! Can you see him okay?
Fuck can you see him?
This is gonna make
a great thumbnail.
Get it off.
No water, but all
I could find was--
Owen Douglas died today.
My, my good friend
and collaborator Owen
Douglas died today.
He was, he was the
goofball of the group.
You guys know, he was
so sweet and silly and,
and fun and happy.
I though. We all thought,
but he had these
battles, these demons,
and we couldn't
help him with them.
And he just, Owen, like
so many young adults
today lost his battle
with his substance
abuse disorder.
What?!
Guys, seriously, I swear I saw
like his vocal chords
and--
Okay it-- it wasn't
your fault, Karrey.
Are you sure? Carter.
It's
You sure, Carter?
It's Carter, right?
Marek this is fucked!
What's my mom gonna say?
Everyone, everyone, can I
get your attention please?
Zeto Zeto. Okay.
I understand there are a
lot of emotions right now,
and I hear you.
Trust me. I hear you.
But before we move on, we
need to take accountability
and realize how we all
played a role in Owen's
death.
What?
But Carter said, I didn't.
It's Connor, Karrey.
His name's Connor. And
like I said, this is about
Accountability.
Huh? Not choosing sides.
God well, it's not my
fucking fault, okay?
Meat head here caused
the coffin to cave in.
Meat head?
You, you chose shit coffin.
Marek said to buy the
fucking cheapest one.
What do you--
And you forced your
brother to do it.
It was your dare Rowan.
It was your dare.
I didn't force him.
Oh, you didn't?
Should we ask him?
Guys!
Owen, Owen.
Say it again!
Stop. Oh, he's dead.
He's dead.
Guys. It's okay.
We're just gonna call the cops.
We'll explain to them it was an
accident and we'll all be okay.
Connor's, right.
That's why I like you. Except
about the cops. No cops.
No cops. They are going
to make things worse.
What we need to do right now
is come together as a team.
Okay? And calm down.
We're gonna make it through
this because I have a plan.
Fuck the police.
Can't you be more like Zeto?
Oh man.
Alright bro. Are you sure
you can key me out?
Yes, yeah, I can. I do this
all the time. Zeto, you ready?
Dah.
Beautiful, and action.
Want some drugs, Owen?
They're not my drugs. No,
they're very good drugs.
Here, I'll go first.
Whoa!
Here, give it try!
Fucking cut, Marek
This is fucking retarded.
Nobody's gonna believe this.
Can we not with the
ableist language. Dude.
My cousin has ADHD.
I didn't mean it like
that, dude. Okay.
Trust me, you feel
like man of steel.
Ah, very well said buddy.
Here lemme show
you how it is done.
Ooh. Like that. Now
go, go give it try.
Oh, my stars Owen.
Are you all right?
Marek? Help Marek, he overdose!
Cut. Cut. It is, "Oh my gosh.
Owen, what happened?"
Oh my gosh, Owen, what happened?
Perfect. Connor, can
you come get the camera?
Oh my gosh, Owen, what happened?
Oh my gosh. Owen, what
happened? Oh my gosh. Owen...
Oh, My.
Karrey, can you gimme a drink?
Yeah.
No. Fuck it. I'm done.
Gimme the fucking keys. Now.
Your behavior is
making me uncomfortable.
Hey, just let me get
you a drink too.
Yeah.
Are you all fucking crazy?
Have you lost your
mind? Let's just bury him.
And get the fuck outta here.
You are being very
unprofessional right now.
But if you get it together,
the next takes
gonna be a winner.
Marek...
Oh, oh. You want these?
Gimme the fucking keys.
Here.
Here you can have them.
Comeon don't fucking
play with me.
Gimme the fucking keys!
Get off of him!
Get rid of them.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
We're not going anywhere
until we figure this all out.
Fuck this.
I'm ending this.
Go smash his phone. Don't
let him get a signal.
Get this on camera.
Okay. I want to see that
phone smash. Come on.
Rowan stop!
Oh man. Hello. Hi. Hi.
Know this is Rowan.
Douglas, of Owen and--
Hey Buddy...
Rock!
Zeto, what the fuck?!
Man of steel, not meathead,
man of steel!
Zeto, what the fuck did you do?
Quick smash!
Fuck...
What happened?
Dude, Zeto just started chasing
him and he's fucking dead!
Zeto did that?
Yes.
Do you have your phone?
What?
Gimme your phone, Connor.
Thank you. Zeto!
What the fuck happened? Marek,
Marek... What's going on?
Not right now. Not
right now, Karrey.
This is really not good.
What are we supposed
to do? People are hurt.
We, we we need to call for help.
We need to call someone!
Karrey, It's okay.
Marek has a plan.
It's gonna be okay.
Chris, what plan?
Karrey, his name's Connor and
your hysterics are
freaking me out right now.
Okay. So you need to stop. Zito.
Can you lock her
in the RV please?
What? What do you
mean? What? What
The fuck?
Marek! Tell him to lemme go!
I, I trust you buddy.
But like, I don't see what
the plan is.
What the--
Bye, Karrey.
Lemme out motherfucker.
I am, I have the plan.
Don't worry about that.
Just listen to what I
say please, right now.
'cause it is getting
a little crazy.
Okay.
Thank you. Zeto.
It's secure, boss.
Great work. Alright,
huddle up boys.
Here's the plan. So
first things first,
we gotta get rid of the twins.
That's gonna, you know,
that's pretty straightforward.
We're just gonna bury
'em or something.
Next we need to gaslight
Karrey a little bit
more into being chill.
That should be no problem.
I'll talk to her about it.
And, and then we're in
the, we're home free dudes.
We're in the clear. Did
you smash all the phones?
I smashed mine. I smash you.
I make smash you, Connor.
I no make smash Karrey.
Okay. You go handle Karrey.
Dah.
We're on cleanup.
Okay.
Karrey!
Where are you, huh?
Like Marek say, we
don't need trouble.
You try to be hero, huh?
We don't want police, you know?
God, you fucking psycho
get the fuck outta here.
What was that?
Fucking creep!
What you doing? Stop!
Oh. Oh, no.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I just need the keys.
I just need the keys.
I always wanted you inside me.
I'm sorry, Zeto!
Deeper, harder!
Please, please!
Karrey, what the
hell are you doing?
Chris, I'm fucking leaving.
Fuck that.
Marek! Where are you, Marek?
Holy shit!
Come on. Come on, please.
Hey. Easy, easy, easy. Karrey.
You okay?
Hey, I, I got the keys.
I saw that. you did good.
Now we can get outta here and
call for help.
Yeah. Yeah.
Call for help...
Do you still have your phone?
Yeah. I, I am, I, I
think I just need service.
Okay, well, we'll drive
somewhere and get service.
Okay,okay...
Is there something wrong?
I don't know.
I I think it needs gas
Or something.
I don't think so.
Bad starter. Try it again.
Okay. Okay.
Jesus, Connor.
What the fuck, dude?!
Jesus, Connor, can you
knock?
Back the fuck up!
Whoa, ease up, dude. What's
caught into you, man?
Put the fucking knife down.
I had to do that.
No, you didn't. We could
have just fucking--
We could have what?
We could have. What Connor?
What could we have done? Hmm.
I have a plan. This
is the only way.
You fucking lost it, man.
I saw what you did to
Rowan and Owen, what the fuck?
Shut up. Go up, Connor.
You're not fucking
getting it. You, you
Haven't been getting
it all weekend.
This is great. This is
fucking content, dude.
Are you kidding me? Meth
head psychopath, murderer.
It's unbelievable. And,
and Zeto actually killed--
No, you killed Karrey!
We're not gonna show
him that. Connor.
Who the fuck is they, Marek!?
It's just you and me and
your dead fucking friends.
Okay? We just have
to come clean.
It's gonna be okay,
man. It's gonna be okay.
Why can't it just be
you and me, Connor?
Dude, remember how it used
to be? It was so easy then.
I just wish it was us.
They had a plan.
I know.
And now it's just me.
I know, dude.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Wait, wait.
I'm, uh, sorry I haven't been
posting lately, but I
think it's time I spoke out
and told you all the truth.
I realize now that
I'm responsible for
who I surround myself with.
And it's my fault that I
brought Connor Brisco with us.
I-- I thought he was
the same kid I grew up
with, but I was wrong.
I guess, people change.
I'm sure many of you have
heard the 9-1-1 recording.
Wait Rowan, stop!
Hello. Hi.
Hi, no this-- This is
Rowan Douglas, of Owen and
Hey, buddy!
Connor's actions
were reprehensible,
but it's not him who we
should be talking about.
It's those who he
stole from us. Zeto.
The twins, Rowan
and Owen and Karrey.
That's why I've pledged 40%
of all earnings
generated by the sale
of this exclusive Daring
Dude's memorial sweatshirt.
And all the money is going to
go to the grieving families.
Be on the lookout for
more Daring videos
because I will not let a
setback like this stop me
from having fun with you all.
I love you little Dudes.
This is Marek
Morgan signing off.
Why? Why are you here?
Time to go.
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so oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Shut the fuck up!
Cute!
Lloydo? Man, what
the fuck did you do?
Okay, so close.
Just, we just gotta get
in there and shut the door
and then figure this all out.
Mom?
Fuck, guys, no dono's right now.
I just need to get
back to my room.
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Hey Ralph's mom,why are you
being such a bitch?
Dude!
You were just a reason
to prove it, you know?
To prove it was real.
What? What are you
talking about? Dad?
And now I have to flush your
shit down the toilet.
When you don't remember.
How is that fair?
Chat, she's insane.
Obviously she's our period.
Go to your room!
Ah!
Stop being fucking weird!
Finish what you
started young man.
Mistakes make mistakes, sweetie.
I always thought I'd
leave because my mom, man,
But not like this...
Not like this.
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We aren't done here, Ralph.
Watch whatever this is
While I figure out what
the fuck is going on here.
Oh, oh bet.
We do all this. You know?
Like, we gotta give back.
Like and subscribe If you
think homelessness is bad.
...line?
Are you serious? You
said you were off book.
Do you want the money or not?
Sorry. It's, it's
just been a day.
I mean, my mom is sick
and my little brother--
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's great. What does any of
that have to do with
you knowing your lines?
Like, do you see my
confusion here? From the top.
You're not gonna
kidnap me, are you?
Look-- you're not gonna kidnap
me, are you? That's the line.
Say it. I'll cut around you.
Hey, what? Wait, why
is this place so clean?
Well, I wanted my place
to look nice on camera.
No, no. This is a low
income apartment tour.
Okay. So your place, it's
supposed to look shitty.
Why does me being
poor mean I have
to live in a shitty place?
Jesus Christ--
Oh my God!
See? That's better.
What the fuck, dude?
Hey, do you want the
money or not? Okay?
Because there are a ton
of poor people like you
who would just love
to be on my channel.
Does that make sense?
Do you get that?
Yeah. No, tia that's great.
I mean, my tia gave it
to me when I was little.
It reminds me of her.
Okay, well, I guess all
that's left is the bathroom.
Oh wait, actually
there is one more room.
It's kind of like a closet,
but I go in there
sometimes to paint.
Okay. Yeah, yeah. Can we see it?
Yeah.
Haley, what are you doing?
Hayley? What the fuck?
Hayley, what is this?
Hayley, your closet is bigger
than I thought it'd be.
What? What was that? Hayley?
Are you--Hayley?
Get me out of here!
Hayley, your closet smells.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
What the fuck?
Don't look back.
The monkey's on it?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is--
Fuck.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
Hayley, are you in here?
Hello?
Hey, what's up guys?
So today we're doing
the Roman card wipe.
And so what you wanna do to
get started is you just take,
Yeah?
Luke, what did
we say about homework
before your little trick videos?
They're not little, okay.
They're, they're important.
No, Luke, homework is important.
Do you want actual skills?
These aren't skills, dad. Okay.
I- I'm gonna be an entertainer.
No, you're gonna end
up on the street.
How the fuck...
Yeah!
Oh, you know what'd be cool-
Oh, Fuck, Fuc--
Fuck!
Yo. Yo. This guy's
perfect. Get this.
What's up you guys
Today we're giving
money to homeless people.
You take and you give,
you know. Bless up.
Leave a comment below if you
blessing up. You get it? Yeah.
$5 from ItNeverEnds
It's hopeless, worm.
Is anyone there,
is anybody real?
Careful, sweetie.
What the fuck?
You wouldn't want to mess up
that darling face of yours.
You bitch!
You think I'm scared
of your ugly ass? Try me!
Hey, hey, did you
see anything?
Mom!
Come get me,
you stupid bitch!
What?
LloydotheGyno
Remember Ralph. This
is what you wanted.
I, I guess
It's time to finish.
What?
Quiet, dear. We're
at peak viewership.
Oh fuck. Ah!
Fucking stop!
Ralphie, I'm just trying
to support you, sweetie!
Oh, please God no!
Please, chat, man, anybody
out there please help!
LloydotheGyno
It's over, Ralph.
Lloydo, man I'll do anything.
That's the problem, sweetie.
You'll do anything and you
can't keep your room clean.
Please, somebody out there!
Call the cops!