Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure! (1977) Movie Script
Goodbye, Marcella. Have a nice weekend.
Bye, Dad.
Is that you Marcella
Yes, it's me
Come on, get cleaned up for your party.
Okay, Mom, coming.
I'm sorry.
Raggedy Andrew, look after the playroom.
Thank you.
Grandpa, is Marcella gone for sure?
Yep, the coast is clear, ain't it?
What a day I've had.
I think I must have popped half my stitches.
Don't you worry, Raggedy Ann.
I'll fix 'em up for you in a minute.
Maxie Fix It fixes everything.
Wait, wait, Maxie.
That's Susie Pincushion's kind of work.
There. That's much better now, isn't it?
Oh, it is. What would I do without you?
Well, goodness. The way you go banging around with Marcella,
it's a wonder you didn't lose all your stuffing years ago.
It's true. I do get bounced around a bit.
But you also get to see the world outside,
which is more than we get to see.
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
What did you do and why?
Tell us what you saw, dear Raggedy.
We're so, oh, so curious, we could die.
Whoa! Whoa!
Dad, what did you see out there, Annie?
Oh, lots of different things.
Some are real for sure strange.
We're a tennis tennis.
Yeah, okay.
Most times it's only the simple everyday things.
Like ribbon bows or puppies and boys or games to play on swings.
But sometimes hanging upside down from Marcella's hand,
by myself I see a very special land.
I look, and what do I see?
Looking out with two brand-new shoe-button eyes,
here's what appears to me.
I see lots of pretty, and a lot of happy,
and a bit of everything that's there inside of me.
I look, and what do I see?
From a head all filled with red and linen in a raggy jampery,
I see lots of smiling and a lot of singing
and a lot of something else that no one else can see.
Lots of butterflies in the air.
Lots of honeycomb everywhere.
All the pretty things we could share together
I look and what do I see?
It's a face as smiling and as hopeful as my own face has to be
Seems something pretty, all lit up and shining
Seems something everyone could be if they were me
When I love
That's what I see
You really see it that way?
Just that love
With the butterflies in the air
Every single day
With the honeycomb everywhere
Really?
With the happiness we could share
Together
I look and what do I see?
It's a face as smiling and as hopeful as I know
A face could be seeing something pretty
Hold it up and shining
Seeing something everyone could be the same as me
When I roll
When I roll
That's what I see
That's the most beautiful thing I ever heard.
Isn't it?
Here's the really big news.
Our little Marcella is seven years old today.
Uh, what's seven years old?
It's a time to have fun.
Parties and singing.
You even get presents.
See, look over there.
Now that looks like a present.
It's a funny kind of box.
It may need fixing.
Look, it's a sprouted feet.
Those feet look familiar.
Matter of fact, they look just like mine.
Do you think it could be...
It is, Andy!
He's wrecked!
He's under there.
Everybody, please help me push.
What a relief!
I was on the floor here doing my push-ups
when wham, bam, everything went dark
and I was squashed by that.
That's Marcella's birthday present.
What do I care?
I spent the whole day under that thing.
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
Gotta find out what's in the box.
Wow!
Ah, something dumb, I bet.
There's something written up there.
Could you read it, Dad?
I can't see from here.
Boost me up.
Here, step on me, darling.
Who cares what it says or what's in it?
Happy birthday, Marcella,
from Paris, France.
Contents.
One French doll.
Just what we need around here.
Another darn doll.
Imagine that.
A doll from Paris.
I'll tell you something.
I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the dumb things that go on around here.
This is no place for a strong, tough, and terrific boy like myself.
You're strong, tough, and terrific?
I could be, if I didn't have to hang around this nursery and be a girl's doll.
Well, you can push me, shove me, turn me around, but I'm no girl's toy.
You can tie me, toss me upside or down, but I'm no girl's toy.
I sing my own sweet melody, I go my own sweet way.
I won't beg round tomorrow for the kind of affection that was free today.
Oh, you can squeeze me, tease me, say I'm your own, but I'm no girl's toy.
You can charm me, chase me, follow me home, I won't be coy.
You may not like it much, but I'm my own best boy.
And not some sugar and spicy, lacy and nicey, sissy you're gonna enjoy.
No, no, girl's toy.
Oh, Andrew, you're just terrible.
A regular hook fin.
Wouldn't you be pushed around and squashed up
by a bunch of girls?
You come, sonny.
Yeah, you-- tell them what?
What do you mean?
Tell them the truth.
What truth?
Too many girls.
Stop it.
You'll hurt yourself.
Hurt nothing.
I've been hurt enough.
Packages landing on my head.
Tea party.
Dancing lessons.
You're just crazy.
I'm no girl's toy.
Maybe lazy.
Watch it, sister.
You say I'm heaps of trouble and I'm heading for a fall.
Well, no rag, no bone, no hanker hair is gonna make me do what I don't wanna do at all.
So squeeze me, tease me, say I'm your own, but I'm no girl's toy.
Oh, charm me, chase me, follow me home.
Forget it, sweetie.
You may not like it much, but I'm my own best boy.
And not some sugar and spicy, lacy and nicey.
Sissy, you're gonna enjoy now.
No, girls talk.
Not me.
Freeze! Here comes Marcella.
Gun
Wow.
Babette.
This is Babette, everybody. Isn't she beautiful?
I'm going to blow out your candles!
Okay!
Babette, you must be tired.
You better go to bed.
Raggy and you take good care, Babette?
Welcome to our playroom, Babette.
Babette?
Hey, Babette!
Who are you?
My name is Raggedy Ann.
And this is my brother, Raggedy Andy.
Where am I?
You're in the playroom, that's where.
You'll probably love it.
Oh, la, la, la, la, la.
What am I doing in such a terrible place?
Oh, but you're going to love it here with us.
What are you?
We're dolls like you.
All of us live in the nursery.
All of us different as we can be.
Some of us plump, some of us thin.
Some who are sad and some who always grin.
Shivering timbers!
Look at that! 37 years maroon and a blasted snowstorm!
And not a sign of spring!
Everyone here to welcome you
And all I want to say is really simple
Plain and true
But who are you?
I'm just a rag dolly
Happy and smiling all day
A little rag dolly
Wishing your worries away
I stop and say, golly
This is too good to be true
A little rag dolly
Plain as can be
Has a friend who's as lovely as you
I'm going to do it.
Wishing your worries away
And I get so jolly
Knowing it's funny but true
A little rag dolly
Sweet as can be
Could be friends with a dolly like you
Where's that spyglass?
A spyglass!
She's just a rag dolly
Happy and smiling all day
A little rag dolly
Wishing your world is our way
And we say, oh dolly
This is too good to be true
A lovely red, lovely, sweet as to me
And so beautiful and lovely as you
Poor Babette, poor Babette, so far from Marie.
Poor Babette, can't you see how miserable she can be?
Like a bird in a cage with no will to go free.
Babette, poor Babette, that's me.
Do you believe it?
Yes.
Always she dreams of the life by the sand.
I do not think she will see Paris again.
Oh, brother.
Poor Babette, now she tries to be happy and gay.
But Babette has no way to get away.
So Babette, poor Babette, we'll stay.
Luigi!
Look at that!
A miracle, everything I've waited for.
Now at last my lonely heart is on the shore.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
A miracle, all I dreamed has come to me.
- Sure is, Victor.
- Eh, I think she's kind of a pill.
- Oh, she's probably homesick.
A sweet mystery of love.
A miracle, sharing paradise with me.
Now at last, my love, the things will intertwine.
Manapaste! Manapaste!
I never saw such things. I go to bed now.
I do not wish to be disturbed.
Laddle!
S...O...S...
Oh my goodness!
I'll do my very best, Captain!
Down, please!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey, everybody.
It's a real emergency.
The captain is in trouble.
We've got to get him out.
What are you gonna do?
Oh, shh.
I'm thinking.
Raggedy-yam, oh, raggedy-yam.
Hey, whatcha thinkin' about?
How you gonna get in that thing?
and get the captain out.
Wow!
Wow!
I know.
Maxie, do you have something in your toolbox
that will get the captain out?
Let me look.
This could do it.
Okay, Maxie, let's try.
Oh, please, Mr. Bird.
Easy.
I have your own signature.
Okay.
Careful now.
Mookah!
I have come to fame what is rightfully mine.
I'm Captain! I'm Captain!
What on earth are you doing?
Lay back, Missy. I have come for my prize.
What prize?
My treasure. My miracle. My pride!
Queasy, dose the lights!
Dose the lights! Dose the lights!
- I see's, I see!
Think of all the people trembling with the poor.
Their backwoods turned to jelly and faces...
What happened?
Can't he do that?
Sure looks like it.
Poor Babette.
Kidnapped by pirates.
Poor Marcella.
The captain just ran off with her birthday present.
Oh.
It's all my fault.
Andy, we've got to save Babette.
You're not going out there after her.
Into the deep, deep woods?
Oh, no.
Marcella says you should never, never go into the deep, deep woods.
Lots of scary things out there, Andy.
Really scary, really scary.
Deep, deep woods get really scary-y.
- -
I don't care.
I've got to.
For Marcella.
All right, I'm going too.
Somebody's got to protect you.
You all stay here and wait.
We'll be back before morning.
We'll bring Bebette back and Marcel won't even know what happened.
I'll handle everything.
I'm scared anyhow.
Don't worry now.
Bye.
Well, look out below.
Annie, you okay?
I'm okay.
What about you, Andy? Did you whip anything?
Don't think so.
Seems to be all there.
Oh.
Oh.
Ah.
Where is my foot?
Oh, there it is.
Oh, thank you, Andy.
Oh.
Are you scared, Andy?
Me scared? Why should I be scared?
Shh!
We've never been out at night before.
Are you scared?
Oh, yeah.
Well, you shouldn't be. I'm not.
How come?
Well, I got this paper daisy you gave me.
The time I got washed and starched by mistake, remember?
Yeah. And you couldn't move for weeks.
Yeah. Well, this flower sure cheered me up.
And I've been carrying it with me for good luck ever since.
Times when you're real down and low.
Every lonely place I go.
There's a way I always know.
We're always together.
Paper daisies to explain.
Sunshine always follows rain.
And a heart that's sweet and true will help us weather the weather.
That's what keeps us together.
Candy hearts and paper flowers.
Sunshine days and skies of blue.
Times and songs we sing for hours.
Words to say I love you true.
Times get bad and then I worry.
How I'll ever see it through.
But candy hearts and paper flowers will always keep me close to you.
Will always keep me close to you.
You mean that flower I gave you made you feel safe when you were all alone?
It sure did. It was the one thing I could really depend on.
How come?
When somebody really cares for you and they give you something real special, it makes you feel good all the time.
All the time?
All the time.
Even in a place like this where everything's so dark and scary?
You bet.
If the night is gloomy and I'd like to hide
Or a chill goes through me
'Cause I'm scared inside, that's when I remember
All the things you've done, little things that warm me
Like a morning sun, and I feel so happy, don't you see?
Cause I start to thinkin' just how much you mean to me.
Oh, Andrew, that's nice.
So let the night get gloomy.
Any place I go, I got you beside me.
That's a fact you should know.
It's because I love you so.
Andy, I know that we're gonna be okay, no matter what.
If the night is groovy, then I'd like to hide.
Or a chill goes through me, cause I'm scared inside.
That's what I remember
Rhymes and songs we sing for hours
All the things you've done
Little things that warm me
Like a morning sun
And I feel so happy
Don't you see?
Cause I start to think in
Just how much you mean to me
Let the night get bluey any place I go.
I got you beside me.
That's a fact you should know.
It's because I love you.
Jelly hearts and paper flowers
Will always keep me close to you
What's that?
What?
That.
That what?
That.
Don't you worry, Andy. I'll protect you.
Oh, be careful.
Come on out, whoever you are!
Got you!
Let me go!
Let me go!
Andy, it's a camel!
All beat up, too.
Oh, I know, I know.
I've been running and chasing after my caravan of camels.
What caravan?
Where?
Up in the sky.
All a-dancing and a-sanging and a-smiling at me.
And now they're all gone.
Cause you tripped me up.
Camels up in the sky?
That's crazy.
Andy, that's not nice.
Let me get up.
Once I get down, it's hard to get up again.
Oh, my joints.
Thank you.
And thank you.
It's my legs, you know.
They're not what they used to be.
I had real sticks in them once.
Then I used to have a lot of real things once.
But things are sure different now.
When you can't find a friend
And the road doesn't seem to end
And you're lonesome the whole day through
How can you be happy?
How can you be smiling?
How can you be anything but low down saggy and blue?
When there's nothing to share and you don't have a dime to spare
and there's no one to comfort you.
How can you be smiling?
How can you be singing?
How can you be anything but low down saggy and blue?
I look around and see the sweet life everywhere.
I watch the cookie bushes shining in the sun.
The smell of sweet vanilla living blows in every breath of air.
Doesn't anybody want me?
Doesn't anybody care?
When you're wrinkled and cold
And your fortune has all been told
And you're nobody's eye love you
How can you be happy?
How can you be smiling?
How can you be anything
But low down saggy and blue
Sad but true
How can you be happy?
How can you be sangin'
How can you be anything
But low down saggy
And rag bag baggy
And blue
Well, I used to be somebody's favorite toy.
Once for a while, a nice little kid named Sam found me in an old junk shop.
I lived with him in a real nice house where he hid me under the pillow every night in a real nice room.
My humps got kind of flattened out, but I didn't mind because I had somebody to love me.
One day, Sam's ma found me.
She was a real pretty lady, but she was also kind of mean.
When Sam wasn't looking, she threw me away, and I've been on my own ever since, looking to find some kind of place I could call home.
When you're wrinkled and cold, and your fortune has all been told, and you're nobody's I love you.
How can you be happy? How can you be smiling? How can you be anything but low down saggy and blue, sad but true?
How can you be happy?
How can you be sangin'?
How can you be anything
But low down saggy and rag bag baggy
And blue?
But you shouldn't be sad.
We'll be your friends.
Uh-huh.
You will?
For sure.
And maybe things will get better.
Well, that's why I keep a-chasing them other camels.
All happy and a-dancing.
Smiling and a-sanging.
Calling me home.
Home, oh home, we're going home
Quick, hop on
We gotta catch them before they get away
I'm aboard
I don't see anything, Andy
Do you?
This is really weird
I'm coming!
But there's nothing there.
Hey, wait for me.
Wait for me.
Slow down, Mr. Camel.
I've been looking for happiness all my life.
I ain't gonna let it get away from me now.
Please, please, you're going too fast.
Whoa, whoa!
I'm coming!
Wait for me!
You don't know where you're heading!
I don't care!
Hey, this is real sticky.
Mmm, it's real delicious, too.
Oh. Yum.
Whipped cream and cherry banana taffy.
Look at that giant cherry.
What's going on?
What?
What?
What's that?
I
What sort of place is this?
The taffy pit is my domain.
I've gathered sweets, sweets, of every description and flavor.
Flavor from all over the world.
Wonderful, wonderful, isn't it?
I eat all the time, except when I'm asleep.
and I never, never, never get enough to eat.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, that's silly.
With all this stuff around?
No, no, it isn't.
I can't stop eating,
and I'm never satisfied or happy, happy inside.
No kidding.
Oh, that's terrible.
Is there anything we can do to help?
If you could tell me, well, where I could find a sweetheart.
A what?
A sweetheart.
I need a sweetheart.
You can give me candy, cotton candy, chocolate bar or lollipop.
Fill me up on ice cream, dripping fiber sauce,
butterscotch and nuts that never stop.
Feed me globs and gushes of your most delicious stuff.
But without a sweetheart, I never get enough.
No, that's my sadness.
Pardon me.
Oh, dear.
No squash me a banana, drowned in jelly,
tooty fruity.
By the score, marzipan and pastry, drenched in butter,
caramel and gingerbread galore.
I can gorge forever, but I'm just an empty shell.
And without a sweet heart.
I don't feel so well.
Pardon me, please. Sorry.
Well, we're sorry about your predicament, Mr. Greedy.
I'm Raggedy Ann and this is my brother, Andy.
And this is our friend, the cattle.
We're the wrangled knees.
How do you do? Excuse me.
We fell into your taffy pit by accident.
So if you'll kindly let us go, we'll be on our way.
Well, why do you have to leave?
Of course, we gotta rescue a friend.
from some pirates.
So if you'll just let us go...
No.
Excuse me.
You see, you don't understand.
You must help me find a sweetheart.
I cannot go on living like this.
Ooh, zing!
Where's the sugar puff to stop this misery?
Ooh, zing!
Is this endless eating all there is to be
or not to be?
Melt me a tortone
Sabayoni
Glazed with soggy
Alava
Peanut butter custard
Baked Alaska
Miracles of food
From near and afar
There's not one delight
I haven't tried
But life's too rough
Oh dear
Cause without a
Sweetheart
I never get enough.
Never get enough.
Never get enough.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry and I'd like to help you,
but I'm only a rag doll with a little candy heart.
What did you say?
I said, "I'm sorry and I'd like to help you,
but I'm only a rag doll."
Not that. Tell me the other part.
What other part?
The part about the candy heart.
It must be real sweet.
Real, real, sweet heart.
Well, it's a candy heart, so I guess it's sweet enough.
Well, I'd like to have it.
It seems to me, Mr. Greedy, that you have had quite enough already.
Well, I want that sweet...
candy...
a heart.
It's her heart now,
but soon it will be mine.
Let out of here!
You can't leave me now!
Here!
Hey, this is your tasting.
Oh...
Keep going!
Take that! No one can resist vanilla!
Here, Sloppo! Take some of your own medicine!
Oh!
Oh!
All right, you are ready.
Play, come!
Oh!
Oh!
Please!
No!
You won't.
Help me.
You won't get away.
Come on, we're gonna start a happy lunch.
All right.
All right.
I'm still hungry.
Come back.
Come back, frag.
Back.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Got him!
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
Ja.
Ja.
Can we sit down and rest a little?
You bet.
Oh, thank you both for saving me.
Oh, shucks.
That's what friends are for.
And when we get out of here, we're going to take you home with us.
Oh, there it is again.
Them camels calling me home.
Oh.
No, Mr. Camel.
Pull yourself together.
Who's that?
Oh.
It was that dream again.
Yeah, I guess so.
Home.
I'm always dreaming about home.
Well, we want to go home, too.
But before we can, we've got to rescue Babette.
Who's Babette?
A beautiful French dog.
Marcella got her for a birthday present.
Who's Marcella?
Marcella's where home is.
And we can't go back there until we find Babette.
This is too good to be true.
The captain stole Babette away in his pirate ship.
Stick him up.
- -
BAM!
The flag says, "You need help."
You need help.
No, "You need help."
From a helpful person who gets a big kick out of helping people who need help.
Now I bet you want to know where Babette is.
- Yes! - Am I right?
How did you know that?
Well, leave it to Sir Leonard Looney.
The looniest night of the year.
Oh, terrible.
I'll show you your little old bat bat.
Fasten your eye on this super optoscope.
Okay.
What do you see?
I don't see anything.
I do.
You've got a black eye.
You let off my sister, Sir Leonard.
Oh, have some gum.
Oh, man.
Oh, that kills me!
Hey, what is this?
Welcome to Looneyland!
It's where all the practical jokes in the world come from.
And guess what?
We're going to try them all out on you!
Come on, let's get out of here.
Oh, I love it! I love it!
Once you're in, you're in, and nobody ever gets out of Looneyland.
Why are you doing all this to us?
It's easy!
Aha!
Hey!
The reason that I...
Is 'cause I love you.
The reason that I...
Is 'cause I care.
And every mad invention
I bring to your attention
is just to show how much I need you there.
The fact that I go means I adore you.
I'll show you every crazy way I do.
You made me all the tatters, but laughter's all the matters.
And that's how I love you.
Oh, boy!
Ah!
Crickets
Look behind you.
Oh, it's you again.
Shh.
Hey,
Hail to a glorious day, hail to a glorious land,
Hail, glorious every day, but especially, hail the king.
Silence!
Silence, you imbecile!
I'm surrounded by idiots.
Now look at them, look at them.
All of them are idiots.
Oh, oh, oh!
Your Highness!
Your Highness!
Your Highness, you've got to help us.
Please, this... this, uh, person,
he says you're the king.
Yes!
Yes!
That's not comedy!
This is tragedy!
For a man of my stature.
Your Highness.
You mean lowness.
Yeah, lowness. That's what it is.
What?
Tell it like you see it, dollface.
Lowness.
You notice it. Everybody notices it.
Notices what?
I am short!
Oh, Your Majesty.
You're the greatest king of all.
Right, Shorty?
Shh, please.
You're not so short.
Yes, I am.
I'm small.
I'm teeny tiny.
I'm little bitty.
I'm--
It's not running.
It will you be not--
It's not easy being king when you're short.
It's not easy being big when you're small.
It's impossible to be lord of everything you see.
When you're down so far, you can't see far at all.
Well, who could ever be the boss?
Then he's teeny.
No, your life's a total loss.
Then you're a runt.
Oh, just think what I could do
if I was big like you
and I didn't have to put up all this front.
Imagine me an enormous king.
How they'd bow, how they'd cheer.
I'd be the heir of everything.
But now they hardly know I'm even here.
Silence!
I can never hope to lead.
I'm just a crumb.
Did Napoleon succeed?
Don't be dumb.
And if he was here, you'd see, he was tall compared to me.
I can hardly stand myself.
Do you know why?
It's not easy being king when you're short.
And I could die.
Oh, maybe you'll grow.
The only way I can grow is when I laugh at other people.
And that's why you're here.
You lay off my sister.
Ha, ha, ha. Oh, that's cute.
Hey, you see that?
Come here and fight, you big tin can.
That's very amusing. I like it.
Oh, come on, fella. Let's be friends.
Stop that, you fool!
Oh, do some more to this one here.
He makes me expand real good.
Quiet!
You morons!
What?
That's rich.
Wait a minute.
You mean you get bigger when you laugh?
Like a balloon?
Yeah.
But there's a real lump in my royal pudding.
You see, only a part of me gets bigger.
Just a part.
Because there's nothing funny enough
to keep all of me big enough, long enough.
Yeah!
Silence!
Silence!
Oh, if I could only achieve total hilarity,
complete hysteria, and uncontrollable laughter,
I know all of me would expand to the size
I am destined to be!
-
-
- Silence!
Silence!
What's so funny?
- Get this one, sire.
- Oh, keep it up, keep it up there.
Just perfect.
- You can't push us around like this.
- Oh, good.
Making fun of other people never made anybody bigger
than anybody else.
-
- I've got enough of him.
-
- Oh, oh, oh.
Uh-oh.
Now, nobody ever gets out of here.
You gotta stay to keep me laughing.
And when I no longer find you funny,
you will become one of them!
Oh, yeah!
It'll be such a lot of laughs, it'll crack you up!
All right, you guys. Are we gonna get out of here or not?
Well, they're not gonna help us find the bed and the captain.
They're all too crazy.
Looks like we're gonna have to leave them laughing.
Wow, this is wonderful.
Wonderful!
- -
- Get outta here. - Yeah.
Good one.
Hey, you see what I see?
Yeah, it says entrance.
Well, just what we need.
Uh-uh. Push that stop button.
Yeah, that'll probably make it go.
Clear off!
What's
- Ouch, you just kicked a knife.
- Wake up, crackpot, they're gone.
- You let 'em escape.
Why did you let 'em get away?
- Because they are gonna give me
the greatest laugh of them all.
- Huh?
- They are gonna give me the laugh
I have been waiting for all of my royal life.
They are gonna give me the laugh
that will make me bigger than anybody ever was, ever.
Really? What's that?
The last laugh.
Okay, Shorty, it's up to you.
Quick, idiot! Get me the telephone!
Hello? Hello?
Just speak up into it.
I... Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Gazooks?
Hello?
Gazooks?
Lord of the Deep, Peter.
This is King Cuckoo.
Oh, I was hoping you'd call.
How are things?
Boring.
Well, I just sent you three terrific funny pants peoples.
And I think you will find them great fun to play with.
If you know what I mean.
Now listen closely, Gathooks. Here's what we're gonna do.
You're gonna be missing 9 to 83.
Look, there's the captain's ship.
I think we're gaining on him.
Come on, HMS Cuckoo.
Full speed ahead to the rescue!
Don't worry, Babette. We're coming!
Popsail rick.
Line sail jib.
Many pumps in hours.
Sails trimmed and mizzened, Captain Babette!
That's the spirit, boys!
Soon we will be in Paris,
and I will show you the real highlight!
Hooray!
Pray for me, Babette of Gay Paris!
Pray for me, I'm Captain, now you see!
Hooray for she, Babette of Gay Paris!
What joy, what plea!
We're here, we're here for Paris!
Hooray!
Hooray for she, Babette of Gay Paris!
Ah, weasel.
Woman is fickle!
Woman is fickle!
Just as I had my prize in my grasp,
just as I was about to pluck the flower of paradise,
my rose turned into a thorn,
and my dream into a nightmare.
Nightmare?
How long I waited for true love.
Love.
And here I am,
a man condemned by his own passion.
Passion!
A prisoner in his own ship.
Ship.
Only you, Queasy, have remained faithful.
Faithful!
Loyal.
Loyal!
And true.
True!
You're my friend.
You're my friend.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
For you're my friend,
you're my friend.
You're my friend.
To the end.
To the end.
To the end.
To the end.
I'm your friend.
I'm your friend.
You like me.
And you like me.
You like me?
You like me
You'll be with me
You'll be with me
'Cause you're my friend
Hollywater Cracker
Yeah
I'm not safe
I'm not safe
Hey, that's the best
But she doesn't seem to be in any trouble.
She sure is dressed up funny.
Well, somebody's having a real good time.
Can't you make the boat go any faster, Andy?
I don't know what else to push.
Hey, what's this thing?
Oh, don't pull me.
Should we try it?
Why not? What have we got to lose?
I can't budge it. It's stuck.
All together now.
One, two, three...
One, two, three...
Oh, Babette, you're safe.
What are you doing?
You're safe.
What are you doing here?
Well, we've come to rescue you and take you home with us.
You have?
And who is this new riffraff?
This is our friend, the camel.
We're the wrinkled mees.
Now, get your things, dear. We're going home.
Just one moment, you rebel rabble.
I am not going anywhere except Paris.
Where's the captain?
I am the captain now.
Well, where's the captain?
Captain?
He is below in irons where he belongs.
The filthy beast.
Gesundheit, ma'am.
See them!
What are you gonna do?
Tie them to the highest yard arm.
So you will be out of the way until we reach Paris.
Hey, you can't do that.
Fire's present.
Full speed ahead for Paris!
Albert! Albert, to victory!
Why is this so important to you?
Because there is no bigger laugh than seeing the good guys get it.
Get it?
Got it.
Good.
You with all your arms.
And under my direction, you will be the world's greatest tickler.
Good work, Queasy.
Now, let's get up there and take our ship back.
Ship back! Ship back!
Hey, look!
What's going on here?
Help! Help, Captain!
Get us down!
Untie 'em, Queasy!
Aye, Captain!
Get down below, you filthy brute.
Can't we let bygones be bygones?
The Seamunster!
Action!
Woo!
Into the breach, my friends!
Fire one!
Be mine!
Who knows what fate awaits us?
Mm-mm-mm...
Gotcha.
Fire two!
Fire three!
Oh!
Oh!
This is the funniest thing here.
Look, I'm getting bigger.
I'm getting bigger.
You see, Bebet, Marcella told us never to leave the playroom.
I have made a mess of everything.
What a blow.
Blow, blow.
Don't give up.
Ah! Ah!
What did you say?
Blow up! Blow up!
Blow up!
Get the little egg down there!
Say little raggedy egg!
No, ticcolo, dummy ticcolo!
Tickle-er!
I've done it! The greatest laugh in the world!
I've done it! I am the biggest thing in the world!
Get him! He's full of nothing but hard air!
Raggedy Ann!
I've got...
The last letter!
Jeremy Timbers!
Save me, Raggedy Ann!
Hold on tight!
What are you doing out here?
Captain! Your ship!
What happened to it?
Come on in the house before you catch a cold.
All alone again, ain't I ever gonna find a home?
Wait for me.
Wait for me.
Don't go away.
Don't go away.
I can't stand it.
Dear Raggedy Ann, I am sorry I caused such trouble.
Oh, that's all right, Pepe.
What do you mean, all right?
Look at the mess we were in just because of her.
You are quite right, Andy.
Babette, you're one of the most courageous persons I have ever met.
I hope you will be my friend.
I still love you, Babette.
You are a very romantic man, Captain.
You may visit me on Sunday.
Sunday! Sunday!
Sure is good to have you back, Annie.
It sure is good to be back.
Quiet fireside, doors that open wide,
smiles to welcome me home.
Hands to take my hand, hearts to understand.
I understand what it means to be home
All the wandering and the wondering
Where would I find
That little world of love
I saw so clear in my mind
Now it's here at last
All my troubles past
Nevermore I'll have to roam
I'm home
I'm home
All the happiness for those you care for
When you finally know what you're there for.
And it's wonderful how suddenly you're in the place where you belong.
All the sharing to make life worth living.
And the pleasure you get, cause you're giving.
Ain't it wonderful how all at once you're where you wished for all along.
Andy, look, it's our friend the camel.
What do you know?
Come on, let's open the window.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Everybody, this is our friend the camel.
Yeah.
He saved our lives and he helped us find the bed.
And if it's all right with you, I'd like him to live with us
so he can have a real home and never be alone anymore.
Why, sure!
I'd make some new sticks for his legs.
I would sew him up.
Well, we like him just the way he is.
Any friend of Raggedy Ann's is a friend of ours.
That's all right.
And we know Marcella will love you just as much as we do.
Do you really mean it?
It's no mirage, Mr. Camel.
This is wonderful.
I think it's just the best.
Oh, you all are just the best.
Oh, Shoxa.
No raggedy in.
You're the best.
Times get bad, but I don't worry.
Cause I know you'll see me through
Candy hearts and paper flowers
Will always keep me close to you
Will always keep me close to you
by
Bye, Dad.
Is that you Marcella
Yes, it's me
Come on, get cleaned up for your party.
Okay, Mom, coming.
I'm sorry.
Raggedy Andrew, look after the playroom.
Thank you.
Grandpa, is Marcella gone for sure?
Yep, the coast is clear, ain't it?
What a day I've had.
I think I must have popped half my stitches.
Don't you worry, Raggedy Ann.
I'll fix 'em up for you in a minute.
Maxie Fix It fixes everything.
Wait, wait, Maxie.
That's Susie Pincushion's kind of work.
There. That's much better now, isn't it?
Oh, it is. What would I do without you?
Well, goodness. The way you go banging around with Marcella,
it's a wonder you didn't lose all your stuffing years ago.
It's true. I do get bounced around a bit.
But you also get to see the world outside,
which is more than we get to see.
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
What did you do and why?
Tell us what you saw, dear Raggedy.
We're so, oh, so curious, we could die.
Whoa! Whoa!
Dad, what did you see out there, Annie?
Oh, lots of different things.
Some are real for sure strange.
We're a tennis tennis.
Yeah, okay.
Most times it's only the simple everyday things.
Like ribbon bows or puppies and boys or games to play on swings.
But sometimes hanging upside down from Marcella's hand,
by myself I see a very special land.
I look, and what do I see?
Looking out with two brand-new shoe-button eyes,
here's what appears to me.
I see lots of pretty, and a lot of happy,
and a bit of everything that's there inside of me.
I look, and what do I see?
From a head all filled with red and linen in a raggy jampery,
I see lots of smiling and a lot of singing
and a lot of something else that no one else can see.
Lots of butterflies in the air.
Lots of honeycomb everywhere.
All the pretty things we could share together
I look and what do I see?
It's a face as smiling and as hopeful as my own face has to be
Seems something pretty, all lit up and shining
Seems something everyone could be if they were me
When I love
That's what I see
You really see it that way?
Just that love
With the butterflies in the air
Every single day
With the honeycomb everywhere
Really?
With the happiness we could share
Together
I look and what do I see?
It's a face as smiling and as hopeful as I know
A face could be seeing something pretty
Hold it up and shining
Seeing something everyone could be the same as me
When I roll
When I roll
That's what I see
That's the most beautiful thing I ever heard.
Isn't it?
Here's the really big news.
Our little Marcella is seven years old today.
Uh, what's seven years old?
It's a time to have fun.
Parties and singing.
You even get presents.
See, look over there.
Now that looks like a present.
It's a funny kind of box.
It may need fixing.
Look, it's a sprouted feet.
Those feet look familiar.
Matter of fact, they look just like mine.
Do you think it could be...
It is, Andy!
He's wrecked!
He's under there.
Everybody, please help me push.
What a relief!
I was on the floor here doing my push-ups
when wham, bam, everything went dark
and I was squashed by that.
That's Marcella's birthday present.
What do I care?
I spent the whole day under that thing.
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
Gotta find out what's in the box.
Wow!
Ah, something dumb, I bet.
There's something written up there.
Could you read it, Dad?
I can't see from here.
Boost me up.
Here, step on me, darling.
Who cares what it says or what's in it?
Happy birthday, Marcella,
from Paris, France.
Contents.
One French doll.
Just what we need around here.
Another darn doll.
Imagine that.
A doll from Paris.
I'll tell you something.
I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the dumb things that go on around here.
This is no place for a strong, tough, and terrific boy like myself.
You're strong, tough, and terrific?
I could be, if I didn't have to hang around this nursery and be a girl's doll.
Well, you can push me, shove me, turn me around, but I'm no girl's toy.
You can tie me, toss me upside or down, but I'm no girl's toy.
I sing my own sweet melody, I go my own sweet way.
I won't beg round tomorrow for the kind of affection that was free today.
Oh, you can squeeze me, tease me, say I'm your own, but I'm no girl's toy.
You can charm me, chase me, follow me home, I won't be coy.
You may not like it much, but I'm my own best boy.
And not some sugar and spicy, lacy and nicey, sissy you're gonna enjoy.
No, no, girl's toy.
Oh, Andrew, you're just terrible.
A regular hook fin.
Wouldn't you be pushed around and squashed up
by a bunch of girls?
You come, sonny.
Yeah, you-- tell them what?
What do you mean?
Tell them the truth.
What truth?
Too many girls.
Stop it.
You'll hurt yourself.
Hurt nothing.
I've been hurt enough.
Packages landing on my head.
Tea party.
Dancing lessons.
You're just crazy.
I'm no girl's toy.
Maybe lazy.
Watch it, sister.
You say I'm heaps of trouble and I'm heading for a fall.
Well, no rag, no bone, no hanker hair is gonna make me do what I don't wanna do at all.
So squeeze me, tease me, say I'm your own, but I'm no girl's toy.
Oh, charm me, chase me, follow me home.
Forget it, sweetie.
You may not like it much, but I'm my own best boy.
And not some sugar and spicy, lacy and nicey.
Sissy, you're gonna enjoy now.
No, girls talk.
Not me.
Freeze! Here comes Marcella.
Gun
Wow.
Babette.
This is Babette, everybody. Isn't she beautiful?
I'm going to blow out your candles!
Okay!
Babette, you must be tired.
You better go to bed.
Raggy and you take good care, Babette?
Welcome to our playroom, Babette.
Babette?
Hey, Babette!
Who are you?
My name is Raggedy Ann.
And this is my brother, Raggedy Andy.
Where am I?
You're in the playroom, that's where.
You'll probably love it.
Oh, la, la, la, la, la.
What am I doing in such a terrible place?
Oh, but you're going to love it here with us.
What are you?
We're dolls like you.
All of us live in the nursery.
All of us different as we can be.
Some of us plump, some of us thin.
Some who are sad and some who always grin.
Shivering timbers!
Look at that! 37 years maroon and a blasted snowstorm!
And not a sign of spring!
Everyone here to welcome you
And all I want to say is really simple
Plain and true
But who are you?
I'm just a rag dolly
Happy and smiling all day
A little rag dolly
Wishing your worries away
I stop and say, golly
This is too good to be true
A little rag dolly
Plain as can be
Has a friend who's as lovely as you
I'm going to do it.
Wishing your worries away
And I get so jolly
Knowing it's funny but true
A little rag dolly
Sweet as can be
Could be friends with a dolly like you
Where's that spyglass?
A spyglass!
She's just a rag dolly
Happy and smiling all day
A little rag dolly
Wishing your world is our way
And we say, oh dolly
This is too good to be true
A lovely red, lovely, sweet as to me
And so beautiful and lovely as you
Poor Babette, poor Babette, so far from Marie.
Poor Babette, can't you see how miserable she can be?
Like a bird in a cage with no will to go free.
Babette, poor Babette, that's me.
Do you believe it?
Yes.
Always she dreams of the life by the sand.
I do not think she will see Paris again.
Oh, brother.
Poor Babette, now she tries to be happy and gay.
But Babette has no way to get away.
So Babette, poor Babette, we'll stay.
Luigi!
Look at that!
A miracle, everything I've waited for.
Now at last my lonely heart is on the shore.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
A miracle, all I dreamed has come to me.
- Sure is, Victor.
- Eh, I think she's kind of a pill.
- Oh, she's probably homesick.
A sweet mystery of love.
A miracle, sharing paradise with me.
Now at last, my love, the things will intertwine.
Manapaste! Manapaste!
I never saw such things. I go to bed now.
I do not wish to be disturbed.
Laddle!
S...O...S...
Oh my goodness!
I'll do my very best, Captain!
Down, please!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey, everybody.
It's a real emergency.
The captain is in trouble.
We've got to get him out.
What are you gonna do?
Oh, shh.
I'm thinking.
Raggedy-yam, oh, raggedy-yam.
Hey, whatcha thinkin' about?
How you gonna get in that thing?
and get the captain out.
Wow!
Wow!
I know.
Maxie, do you have something in your toolbox
that will get the captain out?
Let me look.
This could do it.
Okay, Maxie, let's try.
Oh, please, Mr. Bird.
Easy.
I have your own signature.
Okay.
Careful now.
Mookah!
I have come to fame what is rightfully mine.
I'm Captain! I'm Captain!
What on earth are you doing?
Lay back, Missy. I have come for my prize.
What prize?
My treasure. My miracle. My pride!
Queasy, dose the lights!
Dose the lights! Dose the lights!
- I see's, I see!
Think of all the people trembling with the poor.
Their backwoods turned to jelly and faces...
What happened?
Can't he do that?
Sure looks like it.
Poor Babette.
Kidnapped by pirates.
Poor Marcella.
The captain just ran off with her birthday present.
Oh.
It's all my fault.
Andy, we've got to save Babette.
You're not going out there after her.
Into the deep, deep woods?
Oh, no.
Marcella says you should never, never go into the deep, deep woods.
Lots of scary things out there, Andy.
Really scary, really scary.
Deep, deep woods get really scary-y.
- -
I don't care.
I've got to.
For Marcella.
All right, I'm going too.
Somebody's got to protect you.
You all stay here and wait.
We'll be back before morning.
We'll bring Bebette back and Marcel won't even know what happened.
I'll handle everything.
I'm scared anyhow.
Don't worry now.
Bye.
Well, look out below.
Annie, you okay?
I'm okay.
What about you, Andy? Did you whip anything?
Don't think so.
Seems to be all there.
Oh.
Oh.
Ah.
Where is my foot?
Oh, there it is.
Oh, thank you, Andy.
Oh.
Are you scared, Andy?
Me scared? Why should I be scared?
Shh!
We've never been out at night before.
Are you scared?
Oh, yeah.
Well, you shouldn't be. I'm not.
How come?
Well, I got this paper daisy you gave me.
The time I got washed and starched by mistake, remember?
Yeah. And you couldn't move for weeks.
Yeah. Well, this flower sure cheered me up.
And I've been carrying it with me for good luck ever since.
Times when you're real down and low.
Every lonely place I go.
There's a way I always know.
We're always together.
Paper daisies to explain.
Sunshine always follows rain.
And a heart that's sweet and true will help us weather the weather.
That's what keeps us together.
Candy hearts and paper flowers.
Sunshine days and skies of blue.
Times and songs we sing for hours.
Words to say I love you true.
Times get bad and then I worry.
How I'll ever see it through.
But candy hearts and paper flowers will always keep me close to you.
Will always keep me close to you.
You mean that flower I gave you made you feel safe when you were all alone?
It sure did. It was the one thing I could really depend on.
How come?
When somebody really cares for you and they give you something real special, it makes you feel good all the time.
All the time?
All the time.
Even in a place like this where everything's so dark and scary?
You bet.
If the night is gloomy and I'd like to hide
Or a chill goes through me
'Cause I'm scared inside, that's when I remember
All the things you've done, little things that warm me
Like a morning sun, and I feel so happy, don't you see?
Cause I start to thinkin' just how much you mean to me.
Oh, Andrew, that's nice.
So let the night get gloomy.
Any place I go, I got you beside me.
That's a fact you should know.
It's because I love you so.
Andy, I know that we're gonna be okay, no matter what.
If the night is groovy, then I'd like to hide.
Or a chill goes through me, cause I'm scared inside.
That's what I remember
Rhymes and songs we sing for hours
All the things you've done
Little things that warm me
Like a morning sun
And I feel so happy
Don't you see?
Cause I start to think in
Just how much you mean to me
Let the night get bluey any place I go.
I got you beside me.
That's a fact you should know.
It's because I love you.
Jelly hearts and paper flowers
Will always keep me close to you
What's that?
What?
That.
That what?
That.
Don't you worry, Andy. I'll protect you.
Oh, be careful.
Come on out, whoever you are!
Got you!
Let me go!
Let me go!
Andy, it's a camel!
All beat up, too.
Oh, I know, I know.
I've been running and chasing after my caravan of camels.
What caravan?
Where?
Up in the sky.
All a-dancing and a-sanging and a-smiling at me.
And now they're all gone.
Cause you tripped me up.
Camels up in the sky?
That's crazy.
Andy, that's not nice.
Let me get up.
Once I get down, it's hard to get up again.
Oh, my joints.
Thank you.
And thank you.
It's my legs, you know.
They're not what they used to be.
I had real sticks in them once.
Then I used to have a lot of real things once.
But things are sure different now.
When you can't find a friend
And the road doesn't seem to end
And you're lonesome the whole day through
How can you be happy?
How can you be smiling?
How can you be anything but low down saggy and blue?
When there's nothing to share and you don't have a dime to spare
and there's no one to comfort you.
How can you be smiling?
How can you be singing?
How can you be anything but low down saggy and blue?
I look around and see the sweet life everywhere.
I watch the cookie bushes shining in the sun.
The smell of sweet vanilla living blows in every breath of air.
Doesn't anybody want me?
Doesn't anybody care?
When you're wrinkled and cold
And your fortune has all been told
And you're nobody's eye love you
How can you be happy?
How can you be smiling?
How can you be anything
But low down saggy and blue
Sad but true
How can you be happy?
How can you be sangin'
How can you be anything
But low down saggy
And rag bag baggy
And blue
Well, I used to be somebody's favorite toy.
Once for a while, a nice little kid named Sam found me in an old junk shop.
I lived with him in a real nice house where he hid me under the pillow every night in a real nice room.
My humps got kind of flattened out, but I didn't mind because I had somebody to love me.
One day, Sam's ma found me.
She was a real pretty lady, but she was also kind of mean.
When Sam wasn't looking, she threw me away, and I've been on my own ever since, looking to find some kind of place I could call home.
When you're wrinkled and cold, and your fortune has all been told, and you're nobody's I love you.
How can you be happy? How can you be smiling? How can you be anything but low down saggy and blue, sad but true?
How can you be happy?
How can you be sangin'?
How can you be anything
But low down saggy and rag bag baggy
And blue?
But you shouldn't be sad.
We'll be your friends.
Uh-huh.
You will?
For sure.
And maybe things will get better.
Well, that's why I keep a-chasing them other camels.
All happy and a-dancing.
Smiling and a-sanging.
Calling me home.
Home, oh home, we're going home
Quick, hop on
We gotta catch them before they get away
I'm aboard
I don't see anything, Andy
Do you?
This is really weird
I'm coming!
But there's nothing there.
Hey, wait for me.
Wait for me.
Slow down, Mr. Camel.
I've been looking for happiness all my life.
I ain't gonna let it get away from me now.
Please, please, you're going too fast.
Whoa, whoa!
I'm coming!
Wait for me!
You don't know where you're heading!
I don't care!
Hey, this is real sticky.
Mmm, it's real delicious, too.
Oh. Yum.
Whipped cream and cherry banana taffy.
Look at that giant cherry.
What's going on?
What?
What?
What's that?
I
What sort of place is this?
The taffy pit is my domain.
I've gathered sweets, sweets, of every description and flavor.
Flavor from all over the world.
Wonderful, wonderful, isn't it?
I eat all the time, except when I'm asleep.
and I never, never, never get enough to eat.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, that's silly.
With all this stuff around?
No, no, it isn't.
I can't stop eating,
and I'm never satisfied or happy, happy inside.
No kidding.
Oh, that's terrible.
Is there anything we can do to help?
If you could tell me, well, where I could find a sweetheart.
A what?
A sweetheart.
I need a sweetheart.
You can give me candy, cotton candy, chocolate bar or lollipop.
Fill me up on ice cream, dripping fiber sauce,
butterscotch and nuts that never stop.
Feed me globs and gushes of your most delicious stuff.
But without a sweetheart, I never get enough.
No, that's my sadness.
Pardon me.
Oh, dear.
No squash me a banana, drowned in jelly,
tooty fruity.
By the score, marzipan and pastry, drenched in butter,
caramel and gingerbread galore.
I can gorge forever, but I'm just an empty shell.
And without a sweet heart.
I don't feel so well.
Pardon me, please. Sorry.
Well, we're sorry about your predicament, Mr. Greedy.
I'm Raggedy Ann and this is my brother, Andy.
And this is our friend, the cattle.
We're the wrangled knees.
How do you do? Excuse me.
We fell into your taffy pit by accident.
So if you'll kindly let us go, we'll be on our way.
Well, why do you have to leave?
Of course, we gotta rescue a friend.
from some pirates.
So if you'll just let us go...
No.
Excuse me.
You see, you don't understand.
You must help me find a sweetheart.
I cannot go on living like this.
Ooh, zing!
Where's the sugar puff to stop this misery?
Ooh, zing!
Is this endless eating all there is to be
or not to be?
Melt me a tortone
Sabayoni
Glazed with soggy
Alava
Peanut butter custard
Baked Alaska
Miracles of food
From near and afar
There's not one delight
I haven't tried
But life's too rough
Oh dear
Cause without a
Sweetheart
I never get enough.
Never get enough.
Never get enough.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry and I'd like to help you,
but I'm only a rag doll with a little candy heart.
What did you say?
I said, "I'm sorry and I'd like to help you,
but I'm only a rag doll."
Not that. Tell me the other part.
What other part?
The part about the candy heart.
It must be real sweet.
Real, real, sweet heart.
Well, it's a candy heart, so I guess it's sweet enough.
Well, I'd like to have it.
It seems to me, Mr. Greedy, that you have had quite enough already.
Well, I want that sweet...
candy...
a heart.
It's her heart now,
but soon it will be mine.
Let out of here!
You can't leave me now!
Here!
Hey, this is your tasting.
Oh...
Keep going!
Take that! No one can resist vanilla!
Here, Sloppo! Take some of your own medicine!
Oh!
Oh!
All right, you are ready.
Play, come!
Oh!
Oh!
Please!
No!
You won't.
Help me.
You won't get away.
Come on, we're gonna start a happy lunch.
All right.
All right.
I'm still hungry.
Come back.
Come back, frag.
Back.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Got him!
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
Ja.
Ja.
Can we sit down and rest a little?
You bet.
Oh, thank you both for saving me.
Oh, shucks.
That's what friends are for.
And when we get out of here, we're going to take you home with us.
Oh, there it is again.
Them camels calling me home.
Oh.
No, Mr. Camel.
Pull yourself together.
Who's that?
Oh.
It was that dream again.
Yeah, I guess so.
Home.
I'm always dreaming about home.
Well, we want to go home, too.
But before we can, we've got to rescue Babette.
Who's Babette?
A beautiful French dog.
Marcella got her for a birthday present.
Who's Marcella?
Marcella's where home is.
And we can't go back there until we find Babette.
This is too good to be true.
The captain stole Babette away in his pirate ship.
Stick him up.
- -
BAM!
The flag says, "You need help."
You need help.
No, "You need help."
From a helpful person who gets a big kick out of helping people who need help.
Now I bet you want to know where Babette is.
- Yes! - Am I right?
How did you know that?
Well, leave it to Sir Leonard Looney.
The looniest night of the year.
Oh, terrible.
I'll show you your little old bat bat.
Fasten your eye on this super optoscope.
Okay.
What do you see?
I don't see anything.
I do.
You've got a black eye.
You let off my sister, Sir Leonard.
Oh, have some gum.
Oh, man.
Oh, that kills me!
Hey, what is this?
Welcome to Looneyland!
It's where all the practical jokes in the world come from.
And guess what?
We're going to try them all out on you!
Come on, let's get out of here.
Oh, I love it! I love it!
Once you're in, you're in, and nobody ever gets out of Looneyland.
Why are you doing all this to us?
It's easy!
Aha!
Hey!
The reason that I...
Is 'cause I love you.
The reason that I...
Is 'cause I care.
And every mad invention
I bring to your attention
is just to show how much I need you there.
The fact that I go means I adore you.
I'll show you every crazy way I do.
You made me all the tatters, but laughter's all the matters.
And that's how I love you.
Oh, boy!
Ah!
Crickets
Look behind you.
Oh, it's you again.
Shh.
Hey,
Hail to a glorious day, hail to a glorious land,
Hail, glorious every day, but especially, hail the king.
Silence!
Silence, you imbecile!
I'm surrounded by idiots.
Now look at them, look at them.
All of them are idiots.
Oh, oh, oh!
Your Highness!
Your Highness!
Your Highness, you've got to help us.
Please, this... this, uh, person,
he says you're the king.
Yes!
Yes!
That's not comedy!
This is tragedy!
For a man of my stature.
Your Highness.
You mean lowness.
Yeah, lowness. That's what it is.
What?
Tell it like you see it, dollface.
Lowness.
You notice it. Everybody notices it.
Notices what?
I am short!
Oh, Your Majesty.
You're the greatest king of all.
Right, Shorty?
Shh, please.
You're not so short.
Yes, I am.
I'm small.
I'm teeny tiny.
I'm little bitty.
I'm--
It's not running.
It will you be not--
It's not easy being king when you're short.
It's not easy being big when you're small.
It's impossible to be lord of everything you see.
When you're down so far, you can't see far at all.
Well, who could ever be the boss?
Then he's teeny.
No, your life's a total loss.
Then you're a runt.
Oh, just think what I could do
if I was big like you
and I didn't have to put up all this front.
Imagine me an enormous king.
How they'd bow, how they'd cheer.
I'd be the heir of everything.
But now they hardly know I'm even here.
Silence!
I can never hope to lead.
I'm just a crumb.
Did Napoleon succeed?
Don't be dumb.
And if he was here, you'd see, he was tall compared to me.
I can hardly stand myself.
Do you know why?
It's not easy being king when you're short.
And I could die.
Oh, maybe you'll grow.
The only way I can grow is when I laugh at other people.
And that's why you're here.
You lay off my sister.
Ha, ha, ha. Oh, that's cute.
Hey, you see that?
Come here and fight, you big tin can.
That's very amusing. I like it.
Oh, come on, fella. Let's be friends.
Stop that, you fool!
Oh, do some more to this one here.
He makes me expand real good.
Quiet!
You morons!
What?
That's rich.
Wait a minute.
You mean you get bigger when you laugh?
Like a balloon?
Yeah.
But there's a real lump in my royal pudding.
You see, only a part of me gets bigger.
Just a part.
Because there's nothing funny enough
to keep all of me big enough, long enough.
Yeah!
Silence!
Silence!
Oh, if I could only achieve total hilarity,
complete hysteria, and uncontrollable laughter,
I know all of me would expand to the size
I am destined to be!
-
-
- Silence!
Silence!
What's so funny?
- Get this one, sire.
- Oh, keep it up, keep it up there.
Just perfect.
- You can't push us around like this.
- Oh, good.
Making fun of other people never made anybody bigger
than anybody else.
-
- I've got enough of him.
-
- Oh, oh, oh.
Uh-oh.
Now, nobody ever gets out of here.
You gotta stay to keep me laughing.
And when I no longer find you funny,
you will become one of them!
Oh, yeah!
It'll be such a lot of laughs, it'll crack you up!
All right, you guys. Are we gonna get out of here or not?
Well, they're not gonna help us find the bed and the captain.
They're all too crazy.
Looks like we're gonna have to leave them laughing.
Wow, this is wonderful.
Wonderful!
- -
- Get outta here. - Yeah.
Good one.
Hey, you see what I see?
Yeah, it says entrance.
Well, just what we need.
Uh-uh. Push that stop button.
Yeah, that'll probably make it go.
Clear off!
What's
- Ouch, you just kicked a knife.
- Wake up, crackpot, they're gone.
- You let 'em escape.
Why did you let 'em get away?
- Because they are gonna give me
the greatest laugh of them all.
- Huh?
- They are gonna give me the laugh
I have been waiting for all of my royal life.
They are gonna give me the laugh
that will make me bigger than anybody ever was, ever.
Really? What's that?
The last laugh.
Okay, Shorty, it's up to you.
Quick, idiot! Get me the telephone!
Hello? Hello?
Just speak up into it.
I... Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Gazooks?
Hello?
Gazooks?
Lord of the Deep, Peter.
This is King Cuckoo.
Oh, I was hoping you'd call.
How are things?
Boring.
Well, I just sent you three terrific funny pants peoples.
And I think you will find them great fun to play with.
If you know what I mean.
Now listen closely, Gathooks. Here's what we're gonna do.
You're gonna be missing 9 to 83.
Look, there's the captain's ship.
I think we're gaining on him.
Come on, HMS Cuckoo.
Full speed ahead to the rescue!
Don't worry, Babette. We're coming!
Popsail rick.
Line sail jib.
Many pumps in hours.
Sails trimmed and mizzened, Captain Babette!
That's the spirit, boys!
Soon we will be in Paris,
and I will show you the real highlight!
Hooray!
Pray for me, Babette of Gay Paris!
Pray for me, I'm Captain, now you see!
Hooray for she, Babette of Gay Paris!
What joy, what plea!
We're here, we're here for Paris!
Hooray!
Hooray for she, Babette of Gay Paris!
Ah, weasel.
Woman is fickle!
Woman is fickle!
Just as I had my prize in my grasp,
just as I was about to pluck the flower of paradise,
my rose turned into a thorn,
and my dream into a nightmare.
Nightmare?
How long I waited for true love.
Love.
And here I am,
a man condemned by his own passion.
Passion!
A prisoner in his own ship.
Ship.
Only you, Queasy, have remained faithful.
Faithful!
Loyal.
Loyal!
And true.
True!
You're my friend.
You're my friend.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
For you're my friend,
you're my friend.
You're my friend.
To the end.
To the end.
To the end.
To the end.
I'm your friend.
I'm your friend.
You like me.
And you like me.
You like me?
You like me
You'll be with me
You'll be with me
'Cause you're my friend
Hollywater Cracker
Yeah
I'm not safe
I'm not safe
Hey, that's the best
But she doesn't seem to be in any trouble.
She sure is dressed up funny.
Well, somebody's having a real good time.
Can't you make the boat go any faster, Andy?
I don't know what else to push.
Hey, what's this thing?
Oh, don't pull me.
Should we try it?
Why not? What have we got to lose?
I can't budge it. It's stuck.
All together now.
One, two, three...
One, two, three...
Oh, Babette, you're safe.
What are you doing?
You're safe.
What are you doing here?
Well, we've come to rescue you and take you home with us.
You have?
And who is this new riffraff?
This is our friend, the camel.
We're the wrinkled mees.
Now, get your things, dear. We're going home.
Just one moment, you rebel rabble.
I am not going anywhere except Paris.
Where's the captain?
I am the captain now.
Well, where's the captain?
Captain?
He is below in irons where he belongs.
The filthy beast.
Gesundheit, ma'am.
See them!
What are you gonna do?
Tie them to the highest yard arm.
So you will be out of the way until we reach Paris.
Hey, you can't do that.
Fire's present.
Full speed ahead for Paris!
Albert! Albert, to victory!
Why is this so important to you?
Because there is no bigger laugh than seeing the good guys get it.
Get it?
Got it.
Good.
You with all your arms.
And under my direction, you will be the world's greatest tickler.
Good work, Queasy.
Now, let's get up there and take our ship back.
Ship back! Ship back!
Hey, look!
What's going on here?
Help! Help, Captain!
Get us down!
Untie 'em, Queasy!
Aye, Captain!
Get down below, you filthy brute.
Can't we let bygones be bygones?
The Seamunster!
Action!
Woo!
Into the breach, my friends!
Fire one!
Be mine!
Who knows what fate awaits us?
Mm-mm-mm...
Gotcha.
Fire two!
Fire three!
Oh!
Oh!
This is the funniest thing here.
Look, I'm getting bigger.
I'm getting bigger.
You see, Bebet, Marcella told us never to leave the playroom.
I have made a mess of everything.
What a blow.
Blow, blow.
Don't give up.
Ah! Ah!
What did you say?
Blow up! Blow up!
Blow up!
Get the little egg down there!
Say little raggedy egg!
No, ticcolo, dummy ticcolo!
Tickle-er!
I've done it! The greatest laugh in the world!
I've done it! I am the biggest thing in the world!
Get him! He's full of nothing but hard air!
Raggedy Ann!
I've got...
The last letter!
Jeremy Timbers!
Save me, Raggedy Ann!
Hold on tight!
What are you doing out here?
Captain! Your ship!
What happened to it?
Come on in the house before you catch a cold.
All alone again, ain't I ever gonna find a home?
Wait for me.
Wait for me.
Don't go away.
Don't go away.
I can't stand it.
Dear Raggedy Ann, I am sorry I caused such trouble.
Oh, that's all right, Pepe.
What do you mean, all right?
Look at the mess we were in just because of her.
You are quite right, Andy.
Babette, you're one of the most courageous persons I have ever met.
I hope you will be my friend.
I still love you, Babette.
You are a very romantic man, Captain.
You may visit me on Sunday.
Sunday! Sunday!
Sure is good to have you back, Annie.
It sure is good to be back.
Quiet fireside, doors that open wide,
smiles to welcome me home.
Hands to take my hand, hearts to understand.
I understand what it means to be home
All the wandering and the wondering
Where would I find
That little world of love
I saw so clear in my mind
Now it's here at last
All my troubles past
Nevermore I'll have to roam
I'm home
I'm home
All the happiness for those you care for
When you finally know what you're there for.
And it's wonderful how suddenly you're in the place where you belong.
All the sharing to make life worth living.
And the pleasure you get, cause you're giving.
Ain't it wonderful how all at once you're where you wished for all along.
Andy, look, it's our friend the camel.
What do you know?
Come on, let's open the window.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Everybody, this is our friend the camel.
Yeah.
He saved our lives and he helped us find the bed.
And if it's all right with you, I'd like him to live with us
so he can have a real home and never be alone anymore.
Why, sure!
I'd make some new sticks for his legs.
I would sew him up.
Well, we like him just the way he is.
Any friend of Raggedy Ann's is a friend of ours.
That's all right.
And we know Marcella will love you just as much as we do.
Do you really mean it?
It's no mirage, Mr. Camel.
This is wonderful.
I think it's just the best.
Oh, you all are just the best.
Oh, Shoxa.
No raggedy in.
You're the best.
Times get bad, but I don't worry.
Cause I know you'll see me through
Candy hearts and paper flowers
Will always keep me close to you
Will always keep me close to you
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