Retro (2025) Movie Script

Let's get in and nab the stash.
I don't care if anyone dies.
My brother-in-law should cry.
Got it?
- Got it!
- Give me that!
The most important incarnation
of Lord Vishnu
is the ninth one, that is Lord Krishna.
To eradicate the atrocities
of demons like Kamsan and Sanuran,
to bring justice and balance to Earth,
and to establish world peace,
the Lord himself will appear.
Every birth in this world
serves a purpose.
That's called Dhammam.
Lord Krishna's purpose is
not just to destroy the demons.
Love.
- Pure love...
- Mr. Thilagan!
Boss!
Your brother-in-law
stole your entire stash.
He killed all our men.
He even hacked down the watchman.
We got Turkish goods worth Rs. 6 lakh.
He must have heard about it.
Your wife is here.
Oh, no, where's his mother?
He's an orphan.
- Don't worry, child.
- They arrived on Pongal last year.
Today is this child's birthday.
They distributed candies
and dressed him as Lord Krishna.
His father was killed.
Shall we file a complaint?
Hey, don't involve the cops.
Perform the last rites
and leave the child outside a church.
Okay.
Shall we raise the child?
We don't know where he comes from.
Why discriminate against a child?
This is the Lord's doing.
But you are...
I've been barren for so long.
- Why would...
- Do as you please.
It's your responsibility!
Don't worry, my child.
Look at me. There, there.
My dear!
He has made you a mother,
he bears Lord Murugan's spear on his body
and he found you
on Lord Krishna's birthday.
Paarivel Kannan.
- Paarivel Kannan.
- Awesome!
Paarivel Kannan.
- Say his name, come on.
- Paari!
Look at me.
Look at me, dear.
Smile, dear. Smile!
Oh... oh!
- Paari, look, he's making funny faces.
- Smile, son!
Look what he's doing.
Look! Smile, Paari!
Come on, smile, Paari.
Look at me!
There are no medical issues with him.
The trauma of his father's murder
is still haunting him.
Does that mean he'll never smile?
Let's try. Time will heal.
Why are you not smiling, my dear?
Paari, you will look beautiful
when you smile.
It won't change until he turns six.
After he turns seven,
he won't stop smiling.
Hey, Paari, laugh!
Hey, son, laugh!
Uncle, I cannot laugh.
Don't get angry.
If you laugh, you will look beautiful.
Sandhiya ma, I cannot laugh.
Fine, you don't have to.
He wanted to watch an action film...
Dad, they're fighting just like you.
How dare you call me your dad!
If you say that again,
I'll break your teeth.
Why are you yelling at your son?
Son? Whose son?
I'm tolerating him for your sake.
Ma'am, why is he so violent?
He's beating up everyone.
He glares at me as well.
Channelize his anger.
Find out what he likes to do.
And focus on his choice.
Everything will fall into place.
OUR LADY OF MERCY SCHOOL, TUTICORIN
Four. Five. Six. Seven.
Five. Six. Seven.
I want to share something
important with you.
You're not my biological son.
We had a watchman who couldn't speak.
You are his son.
Is that why Dad despises me?
No matter how he treats you,
he's your father!
After I'm gone,
you should take good care of him, Paari.
Does that mean you'll leave me,
Sandhiya ma?
Please don't leave me.
Please don't leave me.
Please don't leave me.
It's a sin! It's a sin!
My wife is dead now.
What do I do with him?
People say we can lose
what we don't require in Kasi.
Shall I lose him here?
There's a purpose
to every living being on this earth.
His arrival in your life
also has a purpose.
Until the purpose is fulfilled
no matter how you try to lose him,
he'll circle back to you.
Did your mother ask you not to cry?
My mother advised the same.
If we bid them goodbye without
crying and with a smiling face,
they'll go to heaven.
I cannot smile.
Huh? You cannot smile, you say?
I cannot smile!
Never!
Oh... What's your name?
Paari!
Paarivel!
Isn't that your full name?
Huh! How's my magic power?
Rukmini!
Rukmini, come over here.
Paari, you will look beautiful
when you smile.
Please learn to smile.
Paari, you will look beautiful
when you smile.
Please learn to smile.
He looks sloshed!
Kill him!
Hey, keep an eye out.
Thilagan, please save him!
It's best if his purpose is fulfilled now.
Paari, I'm your uncle.
Please forgive me.
My son!
Come to me, my son!
Well done!
My Iron Hand Paari!
Everybody!
Your country is at war!
I repeat again!
This country is at war!
If you want to go,
drop your gold and go.
I don't wanna see anybody take
any silver or any gold.
So, leave it!
Everybody must go!
Hey, stand back there and drop your ID.
- All yours!
- Finally, my gold fish!
Open it!
MAKE SOME CURRY WITH ISARADA MASALAS
DRY FISH CURRY MIX
I don't know. I don't understand!
No, no, no, no!
- Hey, what! What the hell is this?
- Please, please, please.
Shut up!
What is written here...
- Come on! What is this?
- Come on! No!
Give it to my Indian friend.
Alright, Boss!
At a popular temple in Kerala,
gold ornaments from the Pandya dynasty,
worth millions have been robbed.
My beautiful wife...
You're getting ready
as if it's your biological son's wedding.
He is just an orphan
whom you raised to be a henchman.
Don't be so excited!
Dear, if you call him an orphan
or a henchman one more time...
I'm repeating this for nth time...
Do try to remember.
He is my eldest son!
Paari!
My Iron Hand!
Paari!
I need you to... Lose your...
I need you to... Lose your...
Paari, I'm your uncle.
Please forgive me.
Paari!
Hello! I welcome the friends, enemies
and traitors who are gathered here.
It's my wedding tomorrow.
I am not going to work for my father.
Nor will I be in this town.
I'm leaving with my wife
to lead a peaceful life somewhere else.
Whether it's friendship or enmity,
it ends today.
Drink and dance joyfully...
Wish us well and be on your way.
Er... Close the gate on your way out...
Damn it!
"Close the gate on your way out
and head home..."
Listen closely, if you think you can
mess with my father just because I quit,
drop that thought right away!
It's for your own good.
That's my cut-and-dry warning.
Happy married life!
Let us all live a happy life
with our families.
That girl has turned the ferocious Paari
into a soft person.
You've banned us from your wedding.
At least tell us her name.
Paari weds...
Who?
Paari, at least tell us her name.
Rukmini!
It's scared!
Did you threaten it?
It was not me,
it's my brother who has been
yelling at him throughout the trip.
How could he yell at a puppy?
- Where is he?
- He's waiting outside.
Call him here.
I'm going to yell at him.
Brother!
Brother!
The doctor is calling you inside.
Hey, what is it?
The doctor asked for you.
Is this your brother?
Listen, you're a full-grown adult.
I hear you yelled at the puppy.
Even I'll be scared if you yell at me.
Poor thing!
Okay, here you go.
Carry him with love
and play with him.
Nah! I can't do it!
- Take him!
- Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hold him!
Tit for tat, Tommy!
Good boy!
Hello, you still haven't learned to smile.
If you smile,
you will look beautiful, Paari.
Brother! Brother!
Please wake up.
She's my mother.
Let me do the final rites.
- I'll do it. Give it to me.
- No! Girls can't perform the last rites.
I'll do it, Aunt.
- Explain it to her.
- Girls can't perform the last rites.
Son, we need a boy
to perform the last rites.
Please come with me.
Hey, what is she doing?
- Stop her!
- Oh, God!
- Stop her!
- Please stop her!
It's a sin. Please stop her.
Paarivel!
Rukmini!
Paari, you will look beautiful
when you smile.
Please learn to smile.
Rukmini?
For the past 14 years,
I think we were both waiting
for each other.
When I met her the other day...
I swear!
It was cut-and-dry sparks everywhere.
Our time apart over these years
had almost changed her into a Buddha
and me into a demon.
Thereafter, it took me four years
to change into someone that Rukmini loves.
I will control my temper.
I will quit working for my father.
Violence, crime, illegal activities...
I will quit everything from this moment.
I will try to smile and be happy.
The purpose of my birth,
or as you call it, my Dhammam,
is love.
Pure love.
That's it.
That's my cut-and-dry statement.
Answer me now.
Shall we get married?
Gayathri, it's your wedding next.
Be ready!
Rakkamma, clap your hands
Sing a tune...
In a new rhythm
- This is my friend, Gayathri.
- Congrats!
- Eat before you leave.
- The feast starts in 10 minutes.
- Hey, Parama, Prabhu! It's dad!
- Are the boys ready to serve?
- Smile, please!
- I'll check. You carry on!
Sir, welcome.
- Hey, here's the groom!
- Hey, Paari! Look at the groom!
- How are you, Prabhu?
- Hey, sing a song!
Boss is here. Play that song.
- Hey!
- Paari!
Hey, Paari!
The booze is ready.
Join us for a drink.
Paari!
My dear son!
Happy married life, children!
Dad!
Didn't I tell you
not to bring the gang along?
Why should I listen to you?
I'm your father.
These boys have been around
since they were children.
How can they not be present
at your wedding?
Enjoy! Go ahead!
- Vicky, why aren't you wishing me?
- Hey, my son is a big shot!
What is this nonsense you're playing?
Pump up the beat!
Change the song!
I'm in the mood for a dance.
What say?
- Pump up the volume!
- Come on! It's my son's wedding!
Everyone must dance!
Come on!
I thought you said
these goons wouldn't be coming
and that you didn't invite them
to our wedding.
- What happened?
- Have some food.
I swear, it's been a year since I met him.
I did tell him
not to bring them along.
Welcome!
Yet they are here with him.
Boys!
Don't mind them, wifey.
They will get drunk, eat and then leave.
Shall we move to shot no.33?
I hope you all remember.
Hey, wild jasmine
Beautiful jasmine
Aromatic jasmine
My Kanimaa!
Kanimaa!
She made me fall in love with her
Hey, dude!
She made me dance to love
You, my dear
She's beautiful like a peacock
Is the flower bouquet for me, darling?
Hey, look! There she is!
With the sculpted hand
My warrior
The circle of moon on her forehead
The man who placed it is a man of valor
Let the whole of Southern states
Be here in awe
Innisai, my wife is asking me to dance.
Hey, partner!
Hold the beat!
A body Like sandal wood
A dance Like whirlwind
A sight To devour
What a...
Scene!
Our King Would enjoy
Ring tone Would be ours
Hey, trumpet, bring it on!
Daughter-in-law, join us!
Kanimaa!
Paari, do the slow-motion dance.
Wow! Nailed it!
Who is that on your shoulder?
My eyes are beaming with passion
Hey!
Hey! Hey, the arch!
Hey, the arch formation!
Our hands are holding each other now
Looking to glide with the wind
Even without uttering a word
Love blossoms
Partner, shake a leg!
Paari!
- Paari!
- What is it?
Your dad is asking for you.
Come with me.
- Hey, Mohan!
- One minute.
My dad is calling for me.
- Go ahead!
- I'll be back!
Aromatic jasmine
Attractive jasmine
She's beautiful like a peacock
Is the flower bouquet for me, darling?
- Is he on the rooftop?
- Yes, on the rooftop.
- Quit smoking. It's injurious!
- Sorry!
Hello!
- Boss!
- Upstairs!
Diesel prices are soaring,
so we had to increase our fare.
- Uncle!
- Greetings, son.
- Greetings! Greetings!
- Stopped dancing, is it?
- Please go and dance.
- Sure, son.
Marudhu, go downstairs.
- Scoot, you guys!
- Okay!
- Uncle, why do you look so angry?
- Hey, I'm not!
Boss, Paari is here.
Welcome, my dear son!
Have a peg with your father
on this good day.
Are you kidding?
I don't want to get caught by her.
I'm not having a drink.
- Hey!
- Paari, what's the hurry?
Boss wants to talk to you.
- Listen to him.
- Sit.
- Hey!
- Bring him a chair.
- Don't test me! I'll kill you!
- Please sit down.
This is a fax from Africa.
All the gold fish
have turned into dry fish.
How?
"Make some curry with it", is it?
Huh?
I did swap them.
I did it for our own good.
Dad, we've committed endless crimes.
I have been by your side all this time!
But it's a huge mistake.
It's a grave sin.
You still wouldn't give up this lifestyle.
You've become a monster,
driven by your greed for money and power.
Hey, Paari!
Crimes, sin, good heart...
Have you become a saint all of a sudden?
Love?
I'm right!
It's the damn love!
Fine, let it go.
Tell me where the gold fish is.
I will forgive you.
Forgiveness?
What for? I don't need it.
It's for your own good.
If not, why would you assign me
this job when I'm quitting for good?
Listen...
I won't tell you
where the gold fish is.
Let's say that it swam far away.
I did not make up my mind.
But if I had...
I could've put you and your boss
behind bars for life.
But I could not do it.
After all, you're my father.
To hell being your father.
Freaking rascal!
I'm not your dad!
You're nothing but one of my henchmen.
Bloody orphan!
I should've thrown you away
the day your mute father died.
Paari!
Hey, help him up.
- Why are you here?
- Paari.
How long do you both need?
Shall I bring all the guests here?
Let's take a picture.
Oh, no, Daughter-in-law.
After the wedding, he wants
to leave us all behind and go away.
So we were expressing our feelings.
Paari, look, she's angry.
- Go ahead.
- Let's go.
Hey, why are you tearing up?
- It's...
- Is there any problem?
He broke down because I am leaving.
And I, too...
Usually, it's the bride
who gets emotional...
This is a new type of bond.
Men are no different.
Anger, affection or love...
When the time is right,
we burst into emotions.
You speak well, but you can't smile.
Even when you dance,
you look grumpy.
And everyone's asking me what's wrong.
- Sister-in-law, did you eat?
- Yes, I did.
Hey, take our son and head home.
- Hey, take them away.
- What happened?
Let's go!
Did Paari give up the location?
No, that's why boss is pissed.
Hey, I apologize for the brief break.
Come on! Restart!
Dance, my dear Rukmini!
When Rukmini looks at Paari,
Paari's heart bursts with love
Pulsing with the band's rhythm
Our cherished brother
Is ensnared by love
My dear, Paari is a changed man
Because of you
Hey! Hey! Rukmini!
He is your father.
Come on, dance with him.
Hey, wild jasmine
Beautiful jasmine
Aromatic jasmine
Attractive jasmine
She's beautiful like a peacock
Is the flower bouquet for me, darling?
Hey, look! There she is!
With the sculpted hand
My warrior
The circle of moon on her forehead
The man who placed it is a man of valor
Let the whole of Southern states
Be here in awe
It's nothing.
Come with me.
Hey, I want to dance with my wife.
Kanimaa!
A body Like sandal wood
A dance Like whirlwind
A sight To devour
What a...
Scene!
Our King Would enjoy
Ring tone Would be ours
Hey, trumpet, come on, dude!
- What happened?
- Dad has called for me again.
I'll go downstairs and be back soon.
- Go!
- One minute.
Mr. Groom!
Let the whole of Southern states...
That's it! You're nailing it!
Awesome!
Hey, Prabhu!
- What is it?
- We're in trouble.
- Be cautious!
- I thought it'll take a week to reach.
One week! One week, my foot!
I didn't cry when Sandhiya ma died.
Did I cry?
You keep calling me an orphan!
See, I'm tearing up.
Fine, let's drop this issue now.
Paari, this is your limit.
I'll kill you without batting an eye.
Understand?
There are stories of parrots
that trap kings' souls.
Your soul is also trapped
in the gold fish.
And I'm holding the gold fish.
As long as I have it, you can't kill me.
Once again,
let me tell you cut-and-dry.
I won't reveal the location.
Forget about it.
Hey, the bar is closed.
Everyone leave! Leave!
Hey, it's true that I can't kill you.
But I can kill her.
Bring me his dear Rukmini.
Uncle, don't do it.
- Uncle, don't go!
- Get lost!
I said, don't go!
Dad!
I've fought a thousand fights for you.
If your men dare to take a step forward,
I may have to fight for myself.
You can't handle me.
Beat him!
I warned you all!
Give it to me!
Boss, you go ahead.
- We'll handle, Paari.
- He should not cross the gate.
- Hey, hold him down.
- Stop him!
- Come on!
- Everyone hold him down.
- Muthu, don't do it.
- Paari, hear me out.
Dad! Dad, don't do it.
Dad, don't do it!
Dad!
Pump up the volume
Drop the beat
Shake a leg
Dance my dear, Kanimaa
Dance, dance, dance, dance,
Keep dancing!
Sir...
Sir!
Hey, you!
Sorry, Daughter-in-law!
I did warn you, Dad!
Rukmini...
I told her a million times.
No man ever has changed himself
completely for a woman.
I did warn her...
But she had way too much faith in you.
She trusted you blindly.
She fell in love with you.
She fell in love.
I warned you endlessly.
But it's your ill fate.
Come on, let's go somewhere far away.
These people won't let us live in peace.
Rukmini, I want to talk.
Rukmini, ask me why I did all this.
Rukmini, look at me.
Rukmini!
Rukmini!
Rukmini, trust me...
CENTRAL PRISON, MADURAI
Here you go, eat.
Your father asked me
to take care of you, here.
Hey, Paari!
We're over here!
Why are you bruised?
What happened?
You see...
That's my punishment.
Rukmini?
Rukmini and her father
have moved to another state.
We're looking for them.
We'll find them soon.
Here you go!
If you don't strike back in prison,
they won't let you live.
Hey, hey, hey!
Relax, relax, relax!
Did he cut off your right hand?
Shall I get someone to feed you?
Senseless fool!
Thanks to your foolishness,
I'm stuck paying millions to the Africans.
I'm asking for your father's sake.
Tell me where it is.
Why do you want to get beaten to death?
The money can be adjusted
against the party funds.
But even if one gold fish goes missing...
not just you and me,
but fifty other people will be ruined.
The whole nation will be in turmoil.
If you keep pissing me off,
I'll shoot you dead!
You wouldn't dare do it!
How will you get paid then?
Please don't kill him because you
want to avenge your humiliation.
Catch the fish. Make it quick.
Make sure you get them all.
Later, we can team up and kill him.
Pegs herself to be Cleopatra.
Here you go!
Is it enough?
Is this punishment enough?
She's indeed my Cleopatra.
Bloody morons!
Get well soon!
Hey, hey, hey! Give me the gun.
Hey, everyone back off!
Paari, Paari, Paari, Paari...
Paari, don't do it.
Paari! Paari!
If he dies, all of us will die.
He has got everyone on edge now.
I wonder what he is planning to do.
Hey, record it!
Why should I wait?
To hell with it!
I can't sleep in peace.
Sir, let him think
that we've let him off the hook.
We'll find Rukmini soon.
She's our trump card.
If we find her,
we'll get the gold fish.
- Time's up!
- Where's she?
We're looking for her.
Give us some time.
We'll find her...
To hell with your search.
He's a great fighter, sir.
Don't miss him.
- Ten lakhs!
- Sir?
Rs. 10 lakh!
They scout good fighters in prison like
you and take you abroad. Do you wanna go?
I'm not looking for freedom.
Are you trying to traffic me?
Get lost!
Thilagan, it is Krishna Janmashtami today.
And it is Paari's birthday as well.
So I came to give you some offerings.
How is Paari?
Take him home and raise him.
We should be wise and forgive him.
Don't get worked up, Boss!
Give me ten days,
I'll find Rukmini and bring her to you.
In ten days!
There's an island near Andaman
called the Black Island.
Rukmini is out there.
When you gaze into my eyes
You remind me of a delicate flower
Crafted from shimmering glass
It's been three years
since her father died.
Two years ago, she joined an NGO
and settled over there.
She's running a small clinic.
My dear...
Oh, beautiful
My heart wanders A little afar
She did not get married.
Since the time...
I have known you
I keep stumbling
I cannot take a step away
Even if you leave me
Hey, Bakiyam.
You mentioned a way to escape from here.
Inform the foreign gang
that I'm ready to leave.
What about my 30%?
You can take it all!
I'm in urgent need of freedom!
At least now you got the thirst
for freedom.
Okay, get ready by Saturday.
- We'll fly away!
- That's great, Bakiyam.
Thank you.
Thank you, Bakiyam!
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AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY
Take pity on my heart
That has turned into an ant
And I'm moving on in life
What value do I hold here?
It's all about you!
What is love But you and me!
You are the colorful bird
The symbol of love
I am wounded within
'Cause of you
I have found my path
You're my destiny
You're my love nest
The flower tree
That we caressed together...
Will shower flowers and more flowers
When you gaze into my eyes
You remind me of a delicate flower
Crafted from shimmering glass
I wanna be just be with you
Nothing else matters
My dear...
Oh, beautiful
My heart wanders A little afar
Since the time...
I have known you
I keep stumbling...
Hey! Quick!
What is the emergency?
They've issued an order
to shift him to Chennai prison urgently.
Shut up and do your work.
In the dark woods,
We're divided by an opinion
Here is the brutal fighter
like I promised, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Proxy, come with me.
Hereafter, you are Paarivel Kannan.
Bye, sir.
The winds were strong yesterday
When it repeats everyday
A war breaks out
The time has come to see your face
Life has become just wishes
You are the colorful bird
The symbol of love
I am wounded within
'Cause of you
I have found my path
You're my destiny
You're my love nest...
Focus!
Come on!
Boys, we've invested ten lakhs in him.
We should hand him over to the boss
without any damage.
No guns!
Our love would never vanish
Will keep pouring like rains
When you gaze into my eyes
You remind me of a delicate flower
Crafted from shimmering glass
I wanna just be with you
- Nothing else matters...
- Hello!
My dear...
Oh, beautiful
My heart wanders
A little afar...
Boss!
The SP has taken Paari away
from the Madurai prison
and handed him over to a foreign gang.
The warden informed me.
I keep stumbling
Stumbling... I am stumbling
I am stumbling...
Why were you born, my son...
Why were you born?
Why were you born, my son...
Why were you born?
Sir, the news of his escape
will remain contained.
I replaced him with a proxy
in the Chennai prison.
I swear, I didn't know he was your son.
His friends told me that he left
to meet his long-lost lover
whom he found after many years.
Sir, tell me this.
Why do you discriminate
against people in love?
It's very bad, sir!
Oh, God, save me from him!
Take this.
I want to meet those human traffickers.
Make the arrangements!
What is the status
of Rukmini's whereabouts?
Boss, we've searched all of India.
Either she has fled the country
or she is dead.
- Boss, it hurts.
- Bloody moron!
Instead of doing your work, what have
you been doing for the past five years?
All of India, you say?
Who is this?
Hello!
I'm Doctor Chaplin Laali,
a laughing therapist.
You don't get it?
I'm the Laughter Doctor!
When I was having my filter coffee,
I observed you.
Damn, the tension on your face!
Not just tension but stress too.
You're pulling your friend's hair.
At this rate, your heart will give up
and you will die.
What do you want, Mr. Goatee?
Mr. Beard, this is my business card.
Think about it, sir.
God has given one medicine to humankind,
that's laughter.
There's no disease or problem
that laughter cannot cure.
If you attend two of my sessions and laugh
your heart out, you'll be cured entirely.
I laughed!
I'm not cured though.
What shall we do now?
Hey, take out the stuff
from the dashboard.
You got some stuff in the dashboard?
Bloody joker!
I'm in deep trouble as it is
and you're yanking my chain.
Oh, God,
I didn't expect him to pull out a gun!
Oh, God!
Dr. Laali?
Yes, my dear.
How can I help you?
A week ago,
I attended one of your sessions.
- Is it?
- You said that laughter cures
all kinds of pain in the body, right?
- Yes.
- Is it really possible, Doctor?
Of course it is.
Last week,
I tripped and fell in the bathroom.
Three stitches and a minor surgery.
Where?
I cannot remove my pants here
to show you.
But it does not hurt.
That's great, Doctor!
I take it that even if we prick you
with a sharp needle,
you wouldn't feel any pain.
Of course, my dear.
Why do you ask?
Go ahead, prick him.
Oh! You're kidnappers!
Bloody morons!
What are all these sacks?
My blood pressure is 190.
Blood sugar is 180.
One of my kidneys is weak.
I'm of no use to you guys.
- Please spare me!
- Hey, Chaplin Laali!
We're heading to Andaman's Black Island
to open a branch of HAHA Hospital.
But there's a small change.
Out there, I'll be the Laughter Doctor,
Chaplin Paarivel.
And you'll be my assistant.
Until we return,
your wife and your children
will be under my men's watch.
Why?
Why me specifically?
Five laughs,
and one hiccup.
Did you forget?
My wife was traveling
in the first train car.
Nothing much.
She died because of a dog bite.
What about the next train car?
It was my mother-in-law.
She died of my wife's bite.
GANDHI JAYANTHI
Him! Yes, him!
Yes, you please get up!
This is a laugh or dare game.
Please get up.
Why won't you laugh, my darling?
- Since childhood, I cannot laugh.
- Oh, is it?
Then you have to do this as a punishment.
Five laughs and one hiccup!
Okay?
Come on, do it now!
- Can I have your business card, Doctor?
- Of course!
Rukmini should believe
that Demon Paari has turned
into a laughing Buddha.
That's the plan!
I got it!
This will totally work.
Didn't you tell me in prison
that you cannot laugh?
Laughter and happiness are alien to me.
Well, now it's a challenge.
I'm here for you.
But may I visit
my wife and get her blessings?
I'll return tomorrow.
- Go ahead!
- Shall I?
- Okay?
- Sure!
He has given me permission.
I'll be back soon.
Mr. Beard!
I'll be back soon!
Please help me climb.
Dear Lord...
My God, why am I seeing only the sky?
Oh, no!
Damn, it's sea all around!
I'm coming to you.
My dear Rukmini!
Hey, Magimai.
Sir, Mr. Prabhu, welcome to Andaman.
- HAHA Hospital?
- It means Laughter Doctor.
He'll crack jokes, make people laugh,
and cure diseases.
I brought you a special gift from America.
The golden arm!
You lost your Iron Hand,
at least keep this safe.
The Good Hope NGO...
- Stop gazing...
- has taken the initiative...
- and get to work.
- called HAHA Hospital.
This is a laughter hospital.
You're going to make
the people of this island laugh?
Indeed!
- I would like to see how.
- Sure.
All the best!
Thilagan, are you aware?
Paari is now in Chennai prison.
He lost weight, turned darker
and looks different.
Lie! Lie!
Dad, why let strangers on the island?
Does Mirasu know?
Hey, fool, I'm doing my duty
as the Lord of this island.
Mirasu has given me complete control
over the people's wellness.
This is the Royal Estate.
This is where Rajavel Mirasu resides.
He's a Grim Reaper!
He's the Demon who controls the estate
and the island we're about to land in.
Sir, sir, I did not try to escape.
My wife is about to go into labor.
Whether it's a government officer
or a police officer,
no one can enter this island.
What happened? What did he say?
I'll give you ten days' time.
Take this time to bring me Paari
and the gold fish.
In case you can't find him
in the next ten days...
you have to go to prison for 20 years.
You may commit suicide too.
The choice is yours!
Welcome to the Black Island.
Paari!
Prabhu, my body is acting weird.
I'm getting goosebumps!
My heart is beating faster.
My hands are shivering.
My eyes are tearing up.
Mr. Assistant,
crack a joke and cure him.
It's love.
Love! It's love, my friend!
He beat up every one of you
and hung you all out to dry.
Fine, you don't know who he is
or where he escaped.
- Am I right?
- Yes, we don't know.
We spent lakhs to hire him.
Rat hole!
He bruised my boss's ego.
He's outraged!
We won't spare him.
We'll nab him soon.
My boss is waiting to suck his blood...
To hell with your boss waiting!
Listen, for five years,
I've been waiting to suck his blood.
We both are after his blood.
But I want to capture him alive.
Hey, I have to check
with my boss to crack a deal.
- But it's not easy to speak with him.
- Hey, who the hell is your boss?
Oh, no, sir, I inquired about their gang.
They're extremely dangerous.
Please speak with respect.
Sorry, sir.
I'm standing here
and begging to a moron...
Do you realize who's responsible
for this situation?
- It's me, sir!
- Correct answer!
Welcome all!
Welcome to Laughter Hospital.
Laughter Hospital
is situated at the Gallows.
What a beautiful irony.
Blue joke!
It's a joke about a husband and wife.
The husband suspects
that the wife is deaf...
So, a friend cracks a joke...
Damn!
I mean, a friend gives him an idea.
While she's cooking,
he goes 25 feet away from her...
"Ammu, what curry are you making?",
he asked.
But she could not hear him.
Then... 10 feet...
He goes 10 feet to the front...
Ammu...
Doctor, I thought you were going
to crack a joke.
When are you going to do it?
It's getting late.
They have to get back to work.
Make them laugh soon.
I will, you bloody idiot.
He comes near his wife...
"Ammu, what are you making for lunch"...
Hey, what's happening?
- It's her!
- Rukmini?
Oh!
- I'm leaving.
- I'll come with you.
It's okay. You stay back.
Sure?
Doctor, when will you crack a joke?
You're standing still.
As I'm new to town,
the sea breeze is affecting me.
My assistant will continue from here.
Come on!
Sorry!
Hey, why are you all staring at me?
Sir, do they not understand Tamil?
They do understand Tamil.
But they're not used to laughing with joy.
Poor fellows!
They've been living in fear and woe.
Even now, they're sitting here out of fear
because I've asked them to.
Hey, laugh!
Everyone laugh!
I have changed.
I have completely changed, Rukmini.
They reduced my sentence
on account of good behavior.
I trained in laughter therapy for six
months and got a certificate in Chennai.
I waited all this while to convince myself
that I'm worthy of you.
Only then did I come here, Rukmini.
Hey!
Rukmini, please forgive me.
Your rabbit is doing well.
You may leave.
Paari, you made me cry a lot.
Try to make the people
of this island laugh.
Without cheating.
I got a very good idea.
The whole island
is going to laugh tomorrow.
Two friends are headed
to a departmental store.
One friend challenges the other to get
a lollypop without paying for it.
The friend tricks the shopkeeper
into making the lollipop disappear.
And says the magic verse!
The Doctor keeps a poker face
while cracking a joke.
But we end up laughing out loud.
Oh!
Starting today, come to our lodge
and conduct shows for a week.
We have guests from abroad.
Yesterday,
Freddie was instigating the doctor.
He even beat up his men.
Paari, don't!
The Doctor just stood there
without any reaction.
You're saying he stood still
without getting angry?
I'll come over, Junior Lord, sir.
Wow!
Why are there so many foreign tourists?
It's the season,
so foreigners flock to the estate.
Season?
I don't get it. What business do
the foreigners have in the estate?
Laughing Buddha, if I tell you about
the business, you'll faint out of fear.
Oh, no, I don't wanna know.
During that time, I was in the circus!
You're living a glamorous life.
This is nothing.
There's a vet in town.
I just want one day with her.
Oh, damn!
Hand me the forceps.
I can't see anything from here.
Let's go there.
- There's nothing to see.
- Move!
- Quick!
- Here!
Look!
Cotton!
Just the sight of her gives me goosebumps.
Look here.
It's dead!
She's cute, right?
It has been shot to death, as usual.
At least now will you take action
against these monsters?
Sir, this is a bad omen and a grave sin...
Please request Mr. Mirasu
to reopen the Jada Muni temple.
- Shut up!
- Yes, sir!
They must have planned this
to get the temple reopened, Doctor.
- I'll take...
- Sir, they don't possess a gun.
You know who I'm talking about.
Don't make up excuses.
Darling, did you mean to point at me?
Are you accusing me of being the shooter?
- Tell me!
- How dare he call her darling?
Yes! You indeed!
Yes, I shot the deer.
Are you going to arrest me?
- Sir!
- Would you arrest the Junior Lord?
Like how we brought this group
as slaves...
The Britishers were bored and brought
the deer to the island to play with them.
The same Britishers are now demanding
to hunt and asking for its meat.
They're asking
for their rightful property.
They're not asking for your property.
Tell me, Ms. Veterinarian.
Hey... Hey, Paari!
- Paari, please hear me out.
- These deer are not your property.
- Don't do it.
- Tell me, darling.
Tell me, darling!
Ms. Veterinarian, have you gone deaf?
Tell me, darling!
Oh, deity, Jada Muni.
Hey, Laughing Buddha!
What the hell are you doing?
I'll break open your skull.
- What?
- I struck it and it broke apart.
My friend,
come to the lodge in the afternoon.
Deer Biryani will be served.
Okay!
Next time a deer escapes into the forest,
don't bring in the vet to treat it.
- Bring it straight to the lodge.
- Okay, sir.
Freddie harassed Rukmini.
Paari banged the temple's door with force.
The temple door broke into two.
Hey, fools!
Calm down!
Don't make noise.
We'll be in trouble
if Mirasu learns about this.
The entire village
is outside the temple now.
The people are demanding
that the temple be opened.
But the Lord and his gang
have locked the temple.
Oh, no!
What happened?
The beast is out.
Whoa!
HOSPITAL IS CLOSED TODAY
The jokers are here.
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
In ten minutes,
Deer Biryani will be ready.
Until then, put on a show.
Laughter Doctor!
Take a deep breath.
- Shall we start the show?
- Yes, yes, let's start!
This is a new kind of joke.
Oh! What's the joke?
Now, your thumb downwards.
If I crack this joke,
you'll be laughing all day.
Now flip it!
Okay!
Rascal! Darling, you say?
You won't be able to stand up.
You'll be fine in the morning.
Super, Boss!
Hey, I beat you all just like I did him.
You all will be fine in the morning.
Hey, morons! Fight him!
Hey, none of them should
walk out of the gate.
Hey, these eight guys
have something to do in the morning.
So, I went a bit easy on them.
But you all don't have any work.
So think before you fight me.
I'll beat you all to death!
Hey, beat him!
Oh, no!
Oh, God!
Awesome!
Paari, show your stick fight
to the assistant.
Stick fight?
- Watch now!
- Oh!
Wow! The stick fight has begun.
Awesome!
You nailed it!
Sir, who are you?
Dr. Chaplin Paarivel.
Laughing Buddha!
Madam, Freddie returned
all the deer he hunted.
Also, he swore
that he won't go hunting anymore.
How did he change overnight?
The new Laughter Doctor made him
understand by explaining to him with love.
Hereafter, the deer are safe.
I came over to inform you.
- Thank you.
- Okay, Madam.
This single rabbit recovered
once it found its match.
So I brought it along to show you...
Come with me for ten minutes.
You'll believe that I've changed.
If you don't...
I'll drop you back cut-and-dry,
and leave the island.
Let's go!
I wouldn't come to you
unless it's a big issue.
Including us, he has thrashed 27 guys.
He does not look like a Laughter Doctor.
Take him to the cult to fight this season.
He's a perfect candidate!
When will he come?
He promised to return
when it stops hurting.
Freddie, it doesn't hurt anymore.
Come! Come!
Watch me thrash you now.
Deadly blow!
Holy shit! Is this the guy?
Maybe, sir.
Hey, is this the Laughter Doctor?
I don't know what you do.
Stall him for ten minutes at the gate.
Why?
Do as I say! You Rat hole!
Sir, imagine moving your first finger.
Now, your second finger.
Who the hell is calling now?
A troublemaker is standing
in front of me.
He looks like the troublemaker
we're looking for.
By any chance,
is he on the Black Island?
He can be on any island in this world.
- Is there someone with him?
- There's a girl.
- Beautiful girl.
- Is that important now?
What's her name?
Hey, what's her name?
It's the vet.
Damn, it's Rukmini!
Rukmini!
Rukmini? Then it's him!
It's him!
- Hey!
- Freaking surreal!
We've been looking for him all over India,
and he's on my island.
I'll capture him!
Hey! Listen closely.
If he spots you,
he'll escape in a jiffy.
Hey, no chance!
We're twenty men out here.
We'll capture him.
Hey, didn't you get thrashed
by him once before?
Think about it for a second.
Okay! Makes sense!
Tell me!
Don't mess with him.
And let him carry on with his business.
Isn't it your island?
Your boss and I
will equally share our revenge.
- Okay?
- Good. Goodbye!
Hey, don't hang up the phone.
It's been years
since I heard my son's voice.
Hey, come, guys.
They're over there.
Please come.
Junior Lord!
You requested to meet her.
It's him! It's him!
Holy shit!
It's wrong to hunt deer.
Disrespecting you was wrong too.
Please forgive us, Doctor.
Oh, no! It's okay! It's okay!
Please stand up.
Please forgive us, Doctor.
He made us understand the value
of the forest, animals and women
in 20 minutes and made us respect them.
He also cracked jokes
to make us laugh and to think.
Dr. Chaplin Paarivel the great!
I'm so happy you've changed.
Thanks!
Doctor?
Are you both lovers?
You both make a good couple.
- Is that him?
- It's him!
It's him! It is him!
Inform your boss.
My dear son!
Daddy is coming!
Cook the duck!
It's time for the King's entry!
Here we are!
Rubber Cult's winter season!
Day 2 of Rubber War!
Let's welcome King Michael!
All hail...
The Cult!
Michael! Michael!
Come on!
Yeah! Yeah!
Hail the cult!
Michael! Michael!
Beloved slave warriors!
They're just rubber weapons.
Strike back!
You won't get killed.
Mr. Dharman, there has been no update
about the gold fish scam in five years.
What's your take on it?
Bad news!
Sir, Thilagan is on the line.
Mr. Dharman, we've found the Iron Hand.
We'll get the gold fish too.
- Congratulations!
- Thank you, sir.
Any information on the elections?
Good news!
Next!
Look, everyone!
That bugger!
- Is he on our island?
- Yes, King!
The freaking black sheep
is now the Laughter Doctor.
Boss, your arm looks awesome!
Dad, did you hear the news?
Bring him!
Soon!
Hakkim...
I'm very happy.
We must celebrate!
What do we do?
Boss, I've got good news.
After all this time,
I've finally found where Rukmini is.
- Where is she?
- She's in Australia!
Doctor!
Can I use this to hit people?
Hey, cult!
Today is your lucky day.
King Michael is on the ring.
Black team, as you lost the battle today,
the weakest fighter chosen
by Rajavel Mirasu...
Weakest!
will attain salvation
at the hands of King Michael.
So, it's now going to be a blood bath!
And the fatality begins!
Sir! Sir! Please spare me!
Sir, please spare him!
Wow!
When you smile, you look so great.
For the next four generations,
you all are bound to be enslaved under
His Excellency Robert Whitmore.
Keep walking!
Move faster!
Sudalai!
Uchai!
How dare you talk about labor rights?
I'm sorry I questioned you!
You're moving to the nearby Black Island.
You'll be working at the rubber factory.
Stop wailing, let's go!
How dare you try to escape?
What the hell are you doing
instead of working?
Hey, Pasupathy, only three days are left
for this season to end.
Fight hard and make more money.
If not, you'll be hung like him.
Batch 12, ballistic rubber quality.
Test, okay!
A child was born last night.
A baby boy.
He was born last night.
Boy baby.
He was born at an auspicious time.
The slave has been blessed.
Once he turns 12, send him to the farm.
Let me show him to my husband.
No freaking chance!
He can see the baby when he comes home.
Okay, who is the father?
Shanmuga Pandi.
Mr. Pandi, you've been blessed
with a baby boy.
Oh, no, Pandi!
Congratulations!
When a King turns into a Demon...
the day will come...
when The One tames him.
Please be careful, Mr. Mirasu.
Revolution?
Oh, God!
Talking about revolution, Pasupathy?
To a dictator,
revolution is entertainment.
Let there be revolution!
Only then will there be war.
The high we get from a war...
It's ecstatic, Pasupathy.
The blood, the fight...
All this peace and democracy
is making me bored out of my mind!
How's it possible?
It is to stimulate the war bug
in our genes
that we have you slaves on this side
and the criminals from prison
on the other side.
The rubber weapons and the rubber warfare.
This rubber cult. Everything!
Goddammit.
Let me give you an advice, Pasupathy.
Don't make me talk
when I'm smoking weed.
Then, I would never stop talking.
Everyone out here
is waiting for a real war to break out.
Ask The One to come soon.
Paari, you look great when you smile.
He has smiled, now I can return home.
Don't you want to know
what happened between me and my dad?
I don't want to know, Paari.
I got separated from you
because of that problem.
You became a Laughter Doctor
and came looking for me here.
There's a group of people on this island
who have forgotten how to laugh.
I think your life's purpose
is to make them laugh joyfully.
It's your Dhammam!
Old people, young kids
and many more are trapped on this island.
He'll cure you by making you laugh.
She's a child herself.
And she's holding one...
- Good, right?
- Wow!
Listen, we can change an ant into
an elephant and an elephant into a cat.
That's the power
of HAHA Laughter Hospital.
She's gone mad.
You go, Paari!
- Aren't you the doctor?
- Yeah.
- I'll check.
- Why would you send your assistant?
- Go.
- I did warn you about her.
Don't worry. He's the real doctor.
Of course, I'm just an assistant.
Madam!
Madam!
-Run for your life! -
-Nothing! It's nothing.
Don't worry.
It'll take just half an hour.
You come over there and gaze at the sky.
How long will you stay cooped up
inside these four walls?
Will you come with me?
Please come.
- Let's go!
- Lakshmi stepped out of the house.
The doctor does have some superpowers.
Okay! Start!
You can join the audience as well.
I'll be here to help you.
I won't need your help today.
Wow! Wonderful!
Everyone listen here!
Mr. Mirasu, the entire island
is at the HAHA Hospital.
King!
Call me King!
Okay, King!
To hell with the Mirasu crap!
Shall we go?
There was a huge noise!
Everyone...
Very funny!
He's the deadly fighter I promised.
Michael Mirasu.
Demons!
A group of demons!
- Demons...
- Don't say it.
- Demons!
- Mom!
- A group of Demons.
- Please listen to me.
Demon?
Lakshmi, your husband
called me by the same name too.
Demon!
Demon! Demon!
Shall I show you who's the real demon?
Hello, Dr. Chaplin.
Hello, Dr. Chaplin.
Go!
Hey, old monk, this is not working.
Hand me that.
Dr. Chaplin!
Come forward.
Ms. Veterinarian,
I'll freaking slaughter him.
Chaplin, come forward!
The black sheep is exposed.
Cute Chaplin!
Go away!
So, my dear slaves...
say hello to the real demon!
Rukmini...
- Paarivel Kannan.
- Let me explain.
- Rukmini!
- Hey!
- Hey!
- Hey!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Too dramatic!
Why are you in a hurry to draw
your weapons? Put them away.
The gun does not discriminate
based on gender, Demon.
It'll shoot regardless.
Come, come, come. Oh, God!
I held you back so that you can witness
what's about to go down here.
I didn't hold you back
to fawn over your beauty.
You're not even my type.
Do you know what your boyfriend
has done to win you back?
Hey, give her the details.
CENTRAL PRISON, MADURAI
I am sorry.
Rukmini!
Rukmini, please don't cry.
Rukmini, please!
- Rukmini...
- Hey, give them some space!
Lovers are having a heart-to-heart.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
Let's go. My apologies.
Hey! Out!
Hey, everyone leave! Leave!
- Leave, Doctor.
- Rukmini...
I'll come clean.
Look at me...
Rukmini...
Rukmini, I did not do it on purpose.
- I didn't have another option.
- Hey, hey...
- Hey...
- Rukmini!
- Rukmini!
- Where are you going?
- Don't go.
- Enough, stop following your girl.
Hey, look at me.
Are you so horny?
Demon! Welcome back!
Hakkim!
No guns! I want entertainment.
Yes, King!
Vasan!
Worth the hype, Hakkim!
Worth the hype!
I need you to... lose your...
What did you ask me?
I dare you to repeat it.
Hey, old monk! More drama!
Wow!
Whoa! Whoa!
Paari!
Paari!
Hey!
Do it!
Do it!
Kill me too!
Why?
Why do you do this?
You're killing me, Paari.
Hey, I can't take it!
I can't take it anymore.
Not anymore.
This is who I am!
This is who I am!
I cannot seem to quit
this violence and bloodshed.
And I won't!
That's it!
I'm done!
That's the truth!
This is me!
But I want you.
I don't want anything else.
Please don't leave me.
- Don't go.
- Paari...
If this is what you are like,
we can't be together.
Hey, don't say that.
Hey!
This... this is not love, Paari.
This is pain!
A deadly pain.
- It's not...
- I don't want you.
- I don't want you, Paari.
- Please...
- Please, I don't want you.
- Don't...
Don't say that.
- I will leave.
- You leave, Paari...
I don't want you.
I swear I'll leave, Rukmini!
Until now...
- I believed that I could change you.
- Don't go, Rukmini!
- But now I've changed.
- Don't go!
I don't want you.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Get lost!
It's over!
It's all over!
Cut-and-dry!
Go!
You want me to come to your place
and fight for money, right?
Only three days left
for the season to end.
Whatever you did here,
do the same at my cult.
You don't deserve to be
a Devdas, Paari.
You're a Demon!
Let's go!
I swear, whoever crosses my path is dead.
Let's go!
Sweet!
This...
This is not love, Paari.
This is pain!
A deadly pain.
Today is going to be special.
We've got a new fighter.
And this is going to make things
more interesting and exciting.
Let's welcome Paarivel Kannan!
Mr. Demon, learn the rules of this cult.
One season every three months.
In every season,
there will be five days of war.
It will be a war between these two teams.
Red Team: A den of criminals.
Black Team: A den of slaves.
In this war,
there will be two rounds.
The first round will be for three minutes.
- Who's the new blob?
- Survivors will move to the second round.
The second round will be for two minutes.
At the end of the war,
the King will choose the weakest fighter
from the losing team.
And he will be crucified!
Are you guys ready to enjoy this?
Let's start the rubber war!
This is my freaking world!
Rukmini!
I don't have rules!
I can beat them all alone.
I don't need two rounds.
Just one round!
Bring it on!
Paari, it's thirty men!
Are you sure?
You're just one person.
Cut-and-dry!
In the history of Rubber Cult,
this is the first time
where one man is facing 30.
Ladies and gentlemen,
that's Demon for you!
I don't want you.
I don't want you, Paari.
Come on!
Oh, oh, Demon. Leave some tip money
for the rest of your team.
Hey, what's this?
Me? No way!
Come on! Hit me!
Wow!
Hit me, come on.
The punishment isn't enough!
Give me more!
Get lost!
My punishment is over!
Demon!
Yes!
He dug and built a cemetery
all by himself for the blacks.
What a show it was!
Not bad!
There's one last rebel
from the black team.
Ten!
- Finish!
- Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
What a thunderous debut
from our Demon.
Demon! Demon! Demon!
What? Is that all?
Are you all done?
Yes, Demon! Yes!
What an ovation, ladies and gentlemen!
Demon! Demon! Demon!
The demon totally owns the Rubber Cult.
Wow, you made me so proud today.
Just the beginning.
It's just the beginning.
Demon!
Real Demon!
Daddy, pick the weakest fighter.
That creep!
That skinny black pig.
And... the fatality begins!
Survival of the fittest!
Survival of the fittest!
The weakest must die!
Kill him!
Kill! Kill! Kill!
No! I won't do it.
Cult rules are rules!
As it's your first time, you are excused.
Yeah! Are you loving the show?
Pandi!
King Michael wants to see you.
Your foster father is waiting for you.
Paari, it's about some gold fish.
Too many politicians involved.
I hate freaking politics
and the politician snakes.
Rukmini!
I hear she's your father's trump card.
They're holding her hostage.
Don't stress, Paari.
Just go there
and let your father know
the whereabouts of the gold fish.
And then you can return here.
A party is waiting!
Love detox party!
Shall I have a drink before I go?
Of course, my Demon!
Alright!
We'll chase away your father.
But what the hell is gold fish?
Where have you stashed it,
my friend?
They've allied with one another.
We tried our best, but they got her.
It's that rascal, Freddie, who planned
and kidnapped her.
He's a curse!
He's holding her hostage in the market.
Sorry, please don't kill Freddie.
I will do anything you ask of me.
Please!
I want to share a joke with my dad.
Do you have a tape of Bhagyaraj hits?
Now you're talking, my Chaplin Lion.
Sir, your son has arrived.
He's not my son!
Daddy, daddy...
Oh, my daddy!
The sight of you gives me joy
Daddy, daddy...
Oh, my daddy!
The sight of you gives me joy
Son, son...
Oh, my son
My happiness is none but you
My dear, son...
I see that you're smiling.
- Bloody orphan!
- Holy shit!
Are you mocking me?
To hell with the situation song.
He was insisting weirdly.
That doesn't mean you hit him so hard.
- Had he died, who'd tell my boss...
- Hey!
More than your boss, I need him alive.
He won't die.
Hey, check him.
Hey! Hey, man!
He is dead, sir.
- No pulse.
- Huh? Hey!
Hey, Paari!
Hey!
Hey, Paari, don't die on me.
Hey, hey, hey!
Did you call me, Daddy?
Hey, did I scare everyone?
Hey, hey!
Are you a trained Doctor?
Checking my pulse, you moron!
So, Daddy, what brings you here?
- Bloody...
- If you hit me, I'll play dead again.
Shall we have a couple of drinks
and discuss this?
The last drink we had together
was before I hacked your arm.
I'll tell you where the gold fish is.
But what's the assurance that
you'll spare me and Rukmini?
Tell me!
You're alive now only because I let you.
I'm alive only because
I know the location.
I don't trust you!
I did hack your hand.
You'll kill us both
the second I reveal the location.
So, please have your boss,
Dharmendra, give me his assurance.
- Hey!
- You don't have any other option.
If you want the gold fish,
ask Dharmendra to speak to me.
Hey, moron, get me an egg, sunny-side up.
Er... Okay, Doctor.
Hi, Paari, how are you?
Please speak in Tamil.
You won't be harmed.
Just tell us the truth.
I give you my word.
Hey, who are you?
- Why did you stop suddenly?
- Who are you?
- Boss!
- Who are these kiddos?
They're pointing guns at me.
- Come on!
- Boss!
A promise from the North
is a promise from God.
I'm convinced.
I'll tell you the truth.
Boss, please save me.
Boss! Boss!
Sunny-side up.
Hey, thank you!
Hey, let go of me!
Who are you people?
Hey, let go of me! Mom!
Vicky! Vicky!
Shall I tell you now?
Tell me.
You know, the Tuticorin harbor...
30 km west of the harbor,
there's a small village.
There, you'll find
a church near the shore.
Church of the Holy Mary.
- At the end of that street...
- End of that street?
At the end of the street,
there's a parotta stall
called Corner Store Subbu.
This tastes just like the one
we get there!
It's delicious!
Do you want to taste it?
Freaking bugger, I'm going to kill you!
Give it to me!
Answer the phone!
Something must be wrong with Vicky.
Answer the phone.
Answer the phone.
Sharp! Your men are sharp!
Thanks, dude!
Hello.
Vicky... They have kidnapped Vicky.
They kidnapped him at our doorstep.
Phew!
I'll crack a joke.
Laugh for two minutes...
In a faraway land, a treacherous brother
kidnapped his stepbrother.
The father underestimated
the elder brother's will
to kill the stepbrother he raised.
But if he does not call in 5 minutes,
the stepbrother will be killed
and his severed head
will be thrown at his doorstep.
It's because the kidnappers
are ruthless killers who kill for fun.
Sit down, Dad.
Please sit down.
Hey!
He's my only son.
Spare him!
You never considered me as your son.
Fine, don't bother!
From today,
I won't consider you as my father either.
Let's drop the gold fish issue right here.
Understand?
Go!
Go! I'm sparing your life.
Get going!
Did you hit her?
Love is an illusion.
And love failure is beyond illusion.
You have to fight fire with fire.
Her name is Blue Thorn.
She fancies you.
Enjoy!
Oh, Casanova
I'm an enticing Jasmine flower
The one who can satiate me
Come to me, love
My eyes are sweet like cherries
Did I come around the earth
Not eager for unmindful love
It has to be timeless
All that I can do is to be with you
Just with you Just with you
I do not need this love,
Take care
I don't want this love
That would vanish in thin air
You were looking forward
to returning home after the fight.
Lord Jada Muni, please save us.
God saves people only in stories.
Not in reality.
While Cleopatra is here
Why are you reluctant
You're standing afar
Don't have to move away
When the wasp spits venom
Come closer
Never ending desire
The body is thirsting for it
You entice me,
My body is insatiable
The waves dance along the ocean
Look through me...
Once again...
The more you try to put it off
The more it will burn
Shall I come to put it out?
The more I pluck the flower
The more it blossoms
Should I come to pluck it?
The more you read
The more you learn
Should I come to read?
On completion
Every time it begins again...!
I do not need this love,
Take care
I don't want this love
That would vanish in thin air
I don't want this love
That entangles me
I don't want this love
That would break you
I do not need this love,
Take care
I don't want this love
That would vanish in thin air
I don't want this love
That entangles me
Can't an old man sleep peacefully?
Okay, okay, sorry!
Guys!
All you junkies can buzz off!
Where's Paari?
Lovers fight to strengthen the bond.
If I lose Rukmini, I won't have anyone.
You tell me, madam.
She shouldn't have done it, right?
I don't know...
The girl is very lucky.
I should be the lucky one.
You see, without Rukmini...
I feel I'm going insane!
She leaves smiling
as if she understood my problem.
Hey, friend!
Freaking low life!
Michael, thank you so much
for giving us your star fighter.
Yeah, it's a pleasure as always.
Is that all? Is everything over?
- Hey, Rukmini, why are you glaring at me?
- Hey, isn't he the new fighter?
You look at me like I'm an insect.
- Hey, it's him! Let's kill him...
- Be quiet!
He's a freaking slave!
He's lesser than a stray dog.
You're coddling that slave
and playing friends with him.
In no time,
he'll be dancing on top of your head.
And he won't stop there.
He will make your head spin.
- Hey, which way did he go?
- He went south.
Okay, come on! Follow me!
You left me, Sandhiya ma.
I don't have anyone.
Only when a slave knows his place
can a king truly remain a king.
That's statesmanship!
Friendship!
Bullshit!
Your ideas are ancient statesmanship.
Nowadays, you lure them as a friend,
not as a slave...
You assure them that you have their back.
And then stabbing them in the back
is the modern statesmanship.
After he is done fighting
for three days this season,
he believes that
I'll drop him at the Black Island.
Moron!
But you know what?
I've already sold him to a cult in London.
For six crores!
The tip money alone
for his upcoming fights is Rs. 2 crore.
Surround him! Don't lose him!
And then, that gold fish.
The temple jewels
that went missing in Kerala.
From what I calculated,
it's worth Rs. 120 crore.
As I helped him chase away his father
and valued his friendship,
he has told me where the gold fish is.
By this time after two days,
he'll be on a ship to London.
Friendship, you say?
My foot!
Hey, Mirasu mustn't find his corpse.
See if he has washed up on the shore.
This is it, Paari.
This is your Dhammam.
Hey, if he escapes, they'll kill us all!
Hey, slave warriors!
Come here!
Come on!
Hey, come on!
My Lord!
Hey, he's our deity!
My Lord Jada Muni!
Since the time of our ancestors,
we were saving little by little
to make a golden trident.
Thirty-five years ago,
during the Jada Muni temple carnival...
we brought King Mirasu on a chariot
to present the trident to the deity.
During that time, the temple seer
was possessed by the deity's will.
I smell blood on your hands.
"I will not accept the trident
drenched in blood from Mirasu."
"On a moonless night,"
"a woman on this island will give birth
to a boy with a trident-shaped birthmark."
"He will grow up, slay your lineage,
and then present the trident to me."
"On that day, I will accept the trident."
With or without scar,
any male child born on a moonless night,
will be killed by me!
Tell them!
Hereafter, any male child
born on a moonless night
will be killed by Mirasu,
whether he has a scar or not.
Sir, please spare us!
This temple will remain closed
until The One arrives.
He started checking all the male children
born on moonless nights
and decided their fate, either
to be a slave or to feed crocodiles.
Once he grows up,
send him to the farm.
Moonless night.
He has no scar. It's disappointing.
So what?
Feed him to the crocodiles.
Sir! Sir! Sir!
Sir, please spare my child.
Sir, please spare my child.
Sir, please spare my child.
Sir, he has no scar, please spare him.
Oh, no!
Please give me back my child.
Two years after this incident,
on the moonless night...
Pasupathy and Lakshmi
begot you and your twin sister
on the day of Krishna Janmashtami.
As the deity mentioned, you were
born with a trident-shaped birthmark.
Please don't cry. It's for the good.
Muruga, Mirasu's men are here.
- Come on! Come on!
- Keep moving!
It's a girl child.
We named you Jada Muni.
We sent you away with the mute seer
and told him to bring you back
when you turn 20.
Not able to bear your separation,
your mother slowly turned insane.
Years passed.
And our lives were getting worse
by the day.
Mirasu raised his son, Michael Mirasu,
to be a heartless person.
I like him enjoying it.
When he returned from London
after completing his education,
he tortured us by starting Rubber Cult.
Earlier, we used to visit
the Black Island once a month
to meet our families.
Nowadays, it's only once a year.
And it depends on his mood.
Mirasu was indeed afraid
of the Seer's prophecy.
Years passed but you never returned.
We lost faith and started to believe
that the deity's prophecy won't come true,
and no one would come to save us.
We had accepted our fate that, we'd serve
the master or be prey to the crocodiles.
It is then that you arrived, my Lord.
I'm feeling weird.
I'm getting goosebumps.
If you laugh, you'll look beautiful.
Please laugh.
I cannot laugh, Mom.
There's a group of people on this
island who have forgotten how to laugh.
Making them laugh with joy...
is your Dhammam.
Mother has gone a bit insane.
She does not even look at anyone.
How dare you call me your dad!
Bloody orphan!
Boss, it's your son.
Dad...
- Dad...
- My son!
My son!
- Dad, Dad, Dad...
- My son...
- My son...
- Dad...
Dad, please forgive me.
- Please forgive me.
- Forgive me, my son.
- Please forgive me, Dad.
- My son!
Didn't you say
that God only appears in stories?
One day, the story will come true.
He is here.
My son, Jada Muni is here.
Our savior has finally arrived.
- Please forgive me.
- It's enough that you're here now.
Please forgive me!
We're glad you are here!
What shall we do, Thilagan?
Shall we drop everything
as he suggested?
What do you want?
And how many men do you want?
It's our reign now.
We'll wipe the island off the map.
Do whatever it takes.
Are you okay?
Yeah!
Bad dream!
That parrot started calling me an idiot.
Okay!
I'll tell you another joke.
Demon!
King has major expectations
from you in this fight.
Destroy everyone!
Prepare to observe the most
spectacular and lethal battle.
He kidnapped me.
He fooled the people,
calling himself the Laughter Doctor.
It's true!
But making people laugh is an art
and yesterday, what he did was selfless.
I'm sure he has changed Rukmini.
You can forgive him this time.
There's nothing wrong in it.
Please try.
I found this outside.
Rukmini, you're expecting him
to be a non-violent Buddha.
But he's like Lord Krishna,
who believes fighting is his Dharma.
Yesterday, we all witnessed
an extraordinary extravaganza
from our new fighter, Demon.
Everyone is holding a shield.
They're scared of Demon!
Friend, didn't I thrash them yesterday?
It's boring to keep fighting them
Today, I'm going to fight solo
against this gang!
Is the cult okay with this?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Exciting!
Go back, sit and witness
your son's art of war!
Oh, here is the first hit
that sends him in the air.
This is insane!
The main man in the army
of the Red team is stunned!
This is going to be a treat
for all of us.
It's gonna be fun.
The demon is rising.
This is just frustration
boiling out of the demon.
Oh, what a blow from the Red team!
It's none other than our old crazy
Psych Kid Lee.
The demon wouldn't have expected this.
Let's see if he could match up
to the flashing speed of Lee.
Oh! Here comes the demon!
Marching towards Lee.
Bloody demon is unstoppable.
Looks like the demon is
breaking his ribs one at a time.
Right! Left!
And he bashes the Psych Kid Lee
out of the Colosseum.
It's a clean knockout!
This poor old guy will not have...
- Holy Demon!
- his regular life anytime soon.
This is going insane!
Demon! More drama!
And we're in the final moments
of the greatest battle
in the history of the cult.
One man army! A beast! A nightmare!
The demon is just
ruling the battlefield today.
Hit him!
Let the fatal countdown begin.
Ten! Nine! Eight!
Seven! Six! Five!
Four!
Three!
- Finish him!
Two! One!
And he finishes off in style!
Cult! This is the demon!
Like you never seen before
and never after!
Amazing, Demon!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Leave!
Hey, come on!
Demon!
You choose your prey today.
Hey!
Survival of the fittest!
I must kill the weakest person
in this place.
Weren't you upset yesterday
that I did not kill anyone?
So, today...
Shall I kill the two weakest people?
Yes!
Of course, my Demon!
Your father!
And you!
Two people who do not deserve
to live on this island.
The Kings!
Michael and Rajavel!
Are you still hungover, my friend?
Only today am I sober!
My friend...
Today, I learned who I am.
The scar on my body is not a spear...
But a trident!
Dad!
Don't you know
I wanna be the one
You took me down
King Michael!
You only witnessed Paarivel's fighting.
Now you'll witness the fight of Jada Muni.
He's The One!
Freaking surreal!
Michael! He is The One!
Shoot the heck out of him.
Yeah I wanna be the one that
I wanna be the one that
You took me down, Am rising up
Feel my soul, Am rising up
You, you gotta be the one that
Am... Am taking you to flashback
I'll put you down
You feel me now
Hey, the bullet won't get through.
It's ballistic rubber.
Shoot in between the gaps.
I wanna be the one
You took me down
Sorry, King, survival of the fittest.
Paari is there!
Now I am the rocket
I burn you in my pocket
You better see me rock it
Flush you in my closet
You fidgety Rocket
Am soarin' like I like it
You never wanna watch it
'Cause I am gonna disappear
Embraceit
So, King...
Are you ready for the real war?
Yes, yes, yes!
I've been waiting for this!
Play our music!
Play some people's music!
Come on!
Bring it on!
Are you sober now, my friend?
Come on!
Prepare to witness the most
spectacular and lethal battle.
I need you to lose your fricking mind...
I need you to lose your...
Us getting thrashed is your entertainment?
Beat them!
And the fatality begins, my son!
Will the hands of slaves kill a King?
The worst cowards
are always the dictators.
Mother...
Mother...
Mother...
Mother!
- Dad!
- Look, our son has returned.
- It's your son!
- Dad!
Brother!
Rukmini!
My mother...
Mother!
It's my mother.
Dad!
Rukmini!
Hey!
Are you Michael?
Are you Thilagan?
They've hung you up!
Are you double-crossing me?
I know where the gold fish is.
He blurted it out when he was high,
thinking I was his friend.
I know the location!
I've been begging him for five years
and he never revealed it to me.
But you met him recently,
and he revealed it to you.
Sir!
You died as a King, Dad!
- He is no more...
- Shut up!
Rukmini...
For years, you wanted me
to quit violence and anger.
But now it's gone!
Its purpose has been served.
Hereafter, even if you plead with me,
I will not fight anyone.
I swear on Sandhiya ma.
This is the Paari you wanted.
Doctor! Doctor!
Mr. Thilagan and Michael Mirasu
are heading over here
with an army and weapons.
Sir, sir... everyone is at the temple.
Hey, give one to him.
Let's go slaughter these lowlifes.
Hey, where's the gold fish?
After I shoot everyone inside the temple,
I'll reveal it.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Step aside! Step aside! Let's go!
What are you gaping at...?
MAKE SOME CURRY WITH IWhat the hell is this, man?
Did he say that he hid the gold fish here?
Yes, he did.
But he never mentioned that
the gold fish were freaking Bazookas.
He said it were some temple jewels
from Kerala.
That little...
Mother!
I tried to save you from yourself.
Forgive me, Dad.
Please perform my father's last rites
and bury him with respect in our estate.
Please do it, Pasupathy, sir.
The government's request will be honored
after consulting with the people.
Goddamn revolution!
I will get married only
if everyone is smiling.
My foster father looks grumpy.
Laali, crack a joke.
- Which one?
- The true joke!
- Oh, the one from last night.
- What joke?
- I've never cracked a joke like this...
- You don't know.
Sir, when you arrived last night,
you witnessed them all
proudly holding the gold fish.
The only one that worked
was in this lady's hands.
The remaining 399 rusty gold fish
were dead fish.
You were not scared of the bazookas
they were holding,
it was their laughter.
Laughter is a bigger weapon
than guns and bullets.
Thilagan, brother!
In 1993,
400 gold fish aka rocket launchers
stolen from the Indian army
were recovered by the Andaman cops.
They were trying to send these
rocket launchers to support terrorism
in Sierra Leone during the African war.
An unknown individual seized the weapons
and hid them on Black Island.
They also found that Michael Mirasu
was exploiting the people
as if they were slaves.
The Andaman cops
are waiting to arrest him.
Hey, he laughed!
Everyone looks beautiful when they smile.
Cut-and-dry!
THE END