Revenge of the Boogeyman (2025) Movie Script
1
[Glass shattering]
[Eerie music]
[Music continues]
What,
the hell?
[Music continues]
[Growling]
[Whimpering]
[Roaring]
[Roaring]
Hey, Jamie, can we dial it
down a bit in there?
Jamie are you listening
to, mommy?
Hey, you all packed
up, then?
Uh, yeah.
Is there coffee?
Uh, no.
Do you need me to make some?
No, that's all right.
I'll get something on the road.
Boy you, uh, sure headed
out early.
Yeah. Well, you know, Conroy
likes to get there early.
Fucking boy scout.
Yeah, it's probably
for the best.
It's just, uh.
I feel like I don't
see you anymore.
This is your third
conference this month.
Well, you know, I actually
really wanted to surprise you.
I'm getting a promotion.
He promised me that if I just
jump through all the hoops this
month, you know, get there
early, schmooze a little bit.
He told me it was a done deal
and then get a little pay bump.
You know, take the kids to Cabo.
Kids love the beach, right?
So, you know, it'll be great.
It's great.
All right, well, I
got to get going.
Okay. Hey, before you go,
can you reach up here for me?
There's just a tray in the back
that I need for the
bake sale later.
Ooh. Uh, I really do
have to get going.
Jamie, say goodbye to dad.
He's leaving for work.
All right, buddy,
I'm taking off.
Be a good little fart
machine for your mom there.
Okay, dad.
All right.
Love you.
Love you too.
Oh, Dad, Dad!
Oh. What's this?
It's your trip.
Wait. Who is this?
The boogeyman.
The boogeyman.
Who told you about
garbage like that?
You did?
Oh, yeah.
Boogeyman builds character.
That's right.
[Tense music]
[Music continues]
[Music continues]
Well, this isn't exactly
a DoubleTree by Hilton.
Is it?
No, no.
But, um.
I don't see too many
double trees
out in the middle of
fucking nowhere.
Where we can keep Calvin away
from any potential drug dealers
he may know, or bars
or liquor stores.
This isn't even a Ramada.
You know what?
Let's just try and
enjoy it. Right?
You know, I actually
strategically got us here a
little bit early, if
you know what I mean.
Well, I do have a
little present for you.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
You make yourself comfortable
on the couch, and the doctor
will be right with you, sir.
Oh.
The fuck?
[Tense music]
The doctor will see you.
Tell me, Mr. Stevenson,
where does it hurt?
Oh, everywhere.
It hurts everywhere.
Perfect.
Oh, doctor, I'm a mess.
Save me!
[Moaning]
[Moaning]
God, this place is
so creepy at night.
You ever wonder about what kind
of secrets an old house like
this would hold?
You know,
I don't think I need to go
looking for more secrets.
You know, I've been having
these crazy dreams recently.
I think I saw this
house in one of them.
I remember that weird pillar.
It's just a dream.
Don't get distracted.
Do you want a beer?
Mm.
I think I need something a
little stronger than that.
You know, I think.
I might actually have something
that would work for that.
Oh, you certainly came prepared.
I did indeed.
What a gentleman.
I'm gonna go downstairs.
Do you want anything?
Uh, no, I think I'm good.
All right.
[Sniffing]
[Tense music]
Shit.
[Tense music]
Eric?
Eric?
Hello?
[Tense music]
[Knocking on door]
Eric, I think your
friends are here.
Hello?
Naomi. My dick is
getting sleepy.
[Growling]
Naomi, what are you doing?
This is it?
This is my fucking
prison for the next week.
Out of the fucking frying pan
and into the fire man.
Hardly a prison.
You should appreciate the
freedom while you still have it.
Fresh air, fishing and
a whole lot of grilling.
We're gonna be eating
like kings and
queens, of course.
Thank you.
I'm not really excited
about the fucking food.
Oh, don't worry, buddy, I
got plenty of fun activities
planned to keep you busy in
this fresh air will perk you
right up.
I'm sure of it.
Awesome.
Oh, and, uh, Eric
actually came through on
finding us a nice, secluded
spot for once, buddy, away from
our usual distractions
and temptations.
Yeah, I'm surprised that your
car actually made it all the
way up here.
Piece of shit.
Not like my old car.
My old car.
That's a fucking car.
You don't have a car?
Not since I got my
license suspended, no.
ut when I did.
It was a car.
Did you puke in that one, too?
I know this car is gonna
make it 300,000 miles.
You can bet your
bottom dollar it will.
Um. Where's Eric?
I thought when I saw his car,
he'd have the common courtesy
of helping us unload.
Chugga chugga chugga chugga
chugga chugga chugga chugga
choo choo.
Hello, nature.
Oh, there's two doors.
Nice. This place is rad.
- Race you upstairs.
- Okay.
Eric.
Come on.
[Soft music]
[Screaming]
What?
Are you guys okay?
Oh, Jesus.
- Look at him.
- No.
- Eric!
- Oh, fuck, fuck!
Oh, what up bitches?
Dude, you fucking serious?
It's a half full beer.
I was gonna finish that.
We can't all be getting
fucked up all weekend.
Well, Calvin's
just sitting there.
I mean, think about what a
nightmare that would be for him.
Well, dude, you know, not
everyone in the world is going
to be bending over backwards
to help Calvin get sober.
Oh, my God, not everyone, Eric.
Just his best friends.
Yeah, he has a real problem.
We need to make this transition
in his life as smooth
as possible.
Well, you know what dude?
Maybe I have some problems
in my life, you know?
You ever think about that?
Oh my, wholly narcissistic,
Eric.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Well, maybe we ask
Calvin what he thinks.
You ever think about that?
Well, I don't give a shit.
I don't care what he says.
He's a drug addict.
I was a drug addict.
I went to rehab, alright?
I'm fine.
I hate to be the bearer of bad
news, buddy, but you are too.
What?
No, I love drugs, but I'm
not addicted to drugs.
Can't you hear yourself?
There is a big difference, Tim.
Calvin knows exactly
what I'm talking about.
You know?
You know what I think?
I think you guys should stop
talking about me like I'm not
even here.
Yeah.
Yeah, Tim, you're always
condescending to this guy.
Don't fucking start.
Look, I agreed to
come up here, okay?
Would you please just let me
have a say in what happens?
You know what? I think Tim's
the bad friend here.
He's not even listening
to you, really.
- Stop.
- Can we all just stop?
I'm not a fucking dum dum, okay?
I can make my own decisions.
I'm clean.
All right, this doesn't need to
be a whole big fucking thing.
Yeah, Tim, Kevin's not
your little baby boy.
You don't have to condescend
to him all the time.
Jax was right.
You're a fucking nightmare.
Oh, yeah, fucking
Yoko Ono over here
trying to break up the band.
Get fucked Eric.
Speak of the devil.
Calvin. You're right.
It should be up to you.
What do you really want
out of this weekend?
Yeah, can you handle this?
Would you just shut
the fuck up?
Do yourself a favor and shut
the fuck up for two seconds.
You know what?
Fine.
You know, this was fun and
all, but I'm gonna head out.
Eric, Eric, come on.
This is some bullshit.
Eric, don't be a little pussy.
Don't leave me here by myself.
You know, maybe
that's for the best.
Bye bye, Jax.
You're so fucking dramatic.
Drive safe, buddy.
Drive safe.
Don't worry buddy.
We won't let that old sourpuss
ruin our special weekend.
You coming?
No, no I'm not.
Oh, no.
[Indistinct]
What am I gonna do.
What do we got it here?
Lots of stuff.
Keystone.
Said something about
a full can.
Oh.
Someone said something about
a full can of beer.
[Indistinct]
[Mumbling]
Oh. No way.
Yeah. Come on, come on.
[Indistinct mumbling]
Slow, slow, slow, slow.
Yeah, come on.
Let's go.
Come on.
Take it off.
[Tense music]
[Sticks breaking]
Oh!
- Hey.
[Shouting]
What are you doing?
Nothing. Taking care of the
raccoon problem that we got
underneath the
window over there.
But I got it.
Oh. Thanks, bud.
Come on inside and
enjoy the activities.
We got it all set up for you.
Come on.
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga.
Choo choo!
Come on, bud!
Yeah!
Fuck I forgot, I absolutely
suck at poker.
Yeah, I hate poker.
- Boring.
- You love poker?
Mhm.
Not after getting sober.
Playing poker without a drink?
No. Unless you guys want to
make it interesting and play
strip poker.
Ew.
You're just saying that
because you're losing.
- Hey.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Peek at my cards,
you little cheater.
All right, I'm gonna
go to the bathroom.
Ooh, I got a good hand, babe.
You do have a good hand.
But my hand is better.
That's right.
All right.
Oh, I know you got
some smokes in here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Ah! Damn it!
All right.
What's this bitch got?
What you got there?
You got some smokes?
All right.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Jackpot.
Hey, yo Calvin.
You okay up there?
Uh.
Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm coming down.
Huh? Where have you been, bud?
Did you fall in or something?
No, I had to, uh.
I had to poop.
Oh, my God. Gross.
Right, yeah. I mean, I didn't I
didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I
didn't.
What?
I felt like I had to poop.
I.
Have you heard the
story about these woods?
Yeah.
Lots of people have gone
missing in these woods.
Dozens? No, hundreds of people
have gone missing
in these woods.
It's like the Bermuda Triangle.
But woods.
And it's some sort of,
Bigfoot or,
boogeyman out there
jumping around.
Yeah.
Yeah. Really?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Where'd you hear that one?
I don't know.
Internet or something.
You heard that from me?
I told you that.
I heard it from my uncle.
Oh, my God, you stole his story.
Oh, I didn't steal his story.
Why would you
undercut me like that?
You kind of did, but it's okay
bud, dont worry about it.
Um, back to, um, the woods.
What happened to those people?
Well, why don't you tell us
the story, Mr. Charles Dickens?
I don't even want to
think about it, but maybe,
just maybe,
the Ridgefield boogeyman
got him!
[Shouting]
Ew. Gonna get
you back for that.
Oh, you better.
The Ridgefield boogeyman.
That's right.
The Ridgefield boogeyman?
Oh, it's an urban legend
about these hills.
They say there's no escape
if it comes for you.
And it roams the
forest watching.
Yeah.
He's always watching.
He knows when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He's like Santa Claus,
but big and mean.
That's creepy.
Yeah. Very creepy.
No, no, no.
Hey, babe.
Don't, don't be scared.
You got me here.
Can I make it better
with an Eskimo kiss?
Just a little one.
- Okay.
- A little one.
- Oh, I love you so much.
- I love you.
[Kissing]
Okay, I feel better now.
Me too.
I feel better now.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Hey, you guys want to, uh.
You guys want to
do something else?
[Moaning]
Are you being a bad
little girl?
So fucking naughty.
Yeah.
[Moaning]
Oh yes!
Pull my beard!
Pull my fucking beard!
[Shouting and moaning]
- Oh!
- Oh, God.
I love you so much, babe.
[Moaning]
Yea yea yea yea yea
yea yea yea yea.
Yeah boy!
Fuck.
Fucking aspirin.
[Moaning]
[Indistinct]
What the?
[Shouting and moaning]
Oh. Huh?
Yeah.
Bingo.
[Heavy breathing]
Non-toxic.
God damn it!
Fuck!
[Shouting and moaning]
[Running water]
Oh.
Ten.
[Indistinct]
25mg.
[Moaning continues]
You're feeling great.
[Tense music]
[Indistinct]
[Shouting]
God damn it!
Fucking thing sucks!
Shit!
You're so fucking naughty.
I've been so naughty.
I got to drop some
coal down your chimney.
[Moaning]
Oh.
Fuck.
I mean.
Who's gonna know?
I guess I'll know.
But,
what do they say in rehab?
There's no mistake that
you can make within reason,
that's going to affect you
for the rest of your life.
You fall off the wagon,
you just get right back on.
People are allowed
to make mistakes.
And, I mean, this
isn't even a drug.
I can get this shit
over the counter.
If I was brushing my teeth and
I drank some of this mouthwash,
what if suddenly I got
to start back at day one?
That's bullshit.
Then again,
that's why I keep finding
myself in this situation.
And Tim is in there
fucking Jax.
Tim is in there fucking Jax.
I mean, what the fuck?
You know what? Fuck it.
Let's see if the Ridgefield
boogeyman wants to
come out and play.
Oh no.
Come on. Fuck! Damn it!
- Eric.
I need your help.
Help me!
Come over here.
Eric help.
Are you there?
[Shouting and moaning]
Yeah.
Hell, yeah.
Come down my chimney.
Oh!
[Moaning]
Oh my God!
Yeah!
Oh, yes! Harder Santa Claus!
Okay.
- Yes!
- Don't be a naughty girl.
You're about to get pulled
down that chimney girl.
[Gagging]
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, babe.
Yeah, babe.
[Burping and gagging]
Are you there?
Eric. Come here.
Hello?
Eric help.
Help me!
[Tense music]
[Growling and shouting]
[Whimpering]
[Shouting]
Fuck.
[Shouting and struggling]
Eric.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
[Vomiting]
Oh!
Oh Tim.
Santa Claus.
Give me that ass!
- Yes!
- Yeah!
Yeah boy! Yeah! Hell yeah!
[Moaning]
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, yeah.
[Knocking on door]
What the fuck?
- Tim.
- No.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
- What?
- Don't you stop!
Don't you fucking stop!
[Knocking on door]
What do you want?
I can't hear you.
God damn it!
Okay, get the fuck.
Just get the fucking door.
Just get the fucking door.
[Burping]
What?
I've thrown up.
Oh my God.
Jax. I'll be right back.
- Oh.
- Fucking child.
[Grunting]
Here bud.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Jesus, you look
like a sack of shit.
Are you feeling any better?
No.
Well, I don't think
that's gonna help.
Yeah, well,
thanks for the light anyway.
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
I mean, you know what my
therapist always said?
One thing at a time.
You've still got a few
years to kick that one.
Yeah. What?
Uh, quit by 35 and stay
alive or whatever the fuck.
Bingo.
My God, we're getting
so fucking old.
Hey, I'm 35 years young.
Thank you.
Fuck. Dude, look at me.
Chilling in this
dope fucking cabin.
And I'm not here
to get fucked up.
I'm here because I am a fuck up.
I'm a fucking fuck up.
Yeah.
Hey, did Eric seem all
right to you when he left?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I don't think he
likes me anymore.
I think he still likes you.
I guess that's part
of the problem, huh?
You remember that time when
we were supposed to go to the
Screaming Mimi's concert
and he was gonna drive?
Yeah, he was supposed
to be the DD.
Yeah. He told us that we
could pregame for once.
Yeah. I told my parents again
and again that I wouldn't do
anything stupid
just so I could go.
Yeah, dude, he was
totally shitfaced.
He was like, just get in.
He didn't even apologize.
No, but he did crash his car
into a tree right outside the
library and just
fucking left it there.
Oh, yeah.
[Groaning]
Fuck him.
I mean.
You know, I guess I have, like,
fucked up and fucked over a lot
of people in my
lifetime, so, uh.
I am sorry.
Sorry?
Yeah.
You know, you're a really good
friend, and you're always doing
shit for people, and I'm
just a fucking moron.
I'm just a total fuck up.
Yeah.
Hey.
A little fucking sympathy.
I'm going through a hard time.
We too old for that
bullshit now, buddy.
I know you too well
to sugarcoat it.
Oh, yeah?
You don't want to sugarcoat it.
Okay. You don't want
to sugarcoat it.
All right.
Well if I wasn't getting sober,
if I was still rizz king.
If I was still banging it up,
P.O.P, holding it down,
I'd be in
there and I'd be fucking,
fucking some bitch.
And I wouldn't be out here with
my stupid ass friend, dude.
Oh.
Calvin,
what I have takes work, but all
I want is the chance to help
you do the work.
Bro, stop talking about work.
I know work.
I've worked to this day.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
So you, uh, you love Jax?
You really love Jax?
Yeah. A lot.
Are you gonna marry her?
Well. Of course.
What the hell else would I do?
She's perfect.
That's dope.
I'm happy for you.
Happy for both of you.
Stay on the sobriety train.
Yeah. You'll get there.
I think the streets
will wait for me.
The streets? You're done
with the streets.
Hey, I'm still gonna
be in the streets.
You dig?
Well, I'm still gonna
be in the sheets.
I'll see you later.
You ready for some dick?
[Eerie music]
[Growling]
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
What happened to my mouthwash.
What are you talking about, hon?
I was at the bottom
of the trash, empty.
What?
Did he?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Did you do something
to my mouthwash?
Did I do something
in your mouthwash?
Calvin.
Calvin. You didn't drink
the mouthwash, did you?
What? No.
Whoa! Hey.
What? No.
Okay, look, just because I have
a little bit of a drug problem,
and I was recently in rehab,
and I have sort of a history of
drinking stuff like that,
doesn't mean that I'm
gonna drink your
girlfriend's mouthwash.
That's. That's insane.
Is this why he.
Hey. No, that's that's,
you know, that's offensive.
That's frankly that's offensive.
Okay, look, I, I
have a disease, okay?
I have a sickness that causes
me to go through withdrawals.
That's why I went to
rehab to get help for it.
And I lay here, and I'm
sick most of the nights.
Okay? And when you add stress
onto me, it makes
me feel sicker.
Okay. So we really need to stop
this conversation right now.
And I'm gonna end it by saying,
no, I did not drink
your mouthwash.
Okay, well, I bought it
practically brand new, and now
it's empty.
Are you sure that that's yours?
Are you sure that that's the
one you brought from home?
I know it's mine.
It's mine. It was full.
Hey. Hold, hold, hold, on.
What kind of a coincidence?
Let's not jump to
any conclusions here.
That's right.
Yeah. We shouldn't.
We shouldn't jump to
conclusions, guys.
All right, we got to
stay level headed.
This is how friends fight.
Okay, look, that mouthwash
could have been somebody else,
and somebody else
could have drank it.
I'm just saying that you don't
even, you know,
it's it's perfect.
It's reasonable that you
forgot it at home, is it not?
I'm just gonna ask
you one time, man.
- Calvin.
- Yeah.
No judgment here.
Did you drink the mouthwash?
No, no.
Fuck no, guys.
Are you serious?
Over mouthwash?
Seriously? This is the kind
of stuff that makes me want to
drink and and do shit like that.
Dude, I might as well I might.
I'm just gonna do the stuff
- under the sink then.
- Here we go.
You know why I go to therapy?
Because I get so frustrated
with people always accusing me
of stuff that then I
want to drink.
So I'm gonna go, no,
I'm gonna go for a walk.
So I don't drink the mouthwash
when you inevitably find it.
So I don't get this
fucking drug train rolling.
Woo woo!
Yeah. No, I said I'd
only ask one more time.
One too many.
Think about what you did.
Think about it.
Oh come back.
Just. Just let him go.
That was his sobriety train.
Fuck!
He'll fucking choo choo
back later.
Jax. Maybe he didn't.
Or maybe he did.
Or maybe he didn't,
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I feel like a jerk.
Fuck.
[Indistinct mumbling]
I don't give a shit anyway.
The only reason I'm here is
because you guys are
my fucking friends.
I don't give a shit!
[Tense music]
[Sticks breaking]
Whoa, whoa! Hey, man.
Oh, hey man.
Hey.
Who the fuck are you guys and
what are you doing out here?
Oh, we're just, like, melding
our pleasure chakras
to the universe.
Exploring the great Mother.
Come again?
Camping, bro.
This is John.
Yeah, and this is Chynna.
Welcome.
And who's that guy?
Who?
Oh! That's Josh.
Shit.
Yeah. He's tripping.
Yeah, he ate like a
shit ton of mushrooms.
Yeah, we harvested
them ourselves.
You know, when you're out
in the woods and you gather
mushrooms with your own two
hands, it's like Mother Nature
is letting you
suckle on her titty.
Yeah, mother nature
provides, man.
We're just her humble servants.
When's the last
time you tripped?
It's been too long.
Yeah, it seems like
it's been too long.
Yeah, I know, that's
what I just said.
You've been staring into
the eyes of hell, man.
Uncovering secrets you
never wanted to discover.
Staring into the pits of hell.
What? What the fuck
are you talking about?
Withdrawal nightmares.
Right, dude?
Yeah.
How'd you know?
You just kind of look like shit.
Oh, word.
I look like a big pile of shit.
You guys are living
in the fucking woods.
Hey, come to think of it.
Have you guys heard all
that weird shit
that's been going on out here?
It's like screaming or,
I don't know,
people being murdered.
No, man, these
woods are magical.
We've been dreaming
about them for weeks.
Oh, yeah?
We heard the coyotes
howling out last night.
Yeah, and that was magical.
Yeah. Um.
- Haunting.
- Haunting.
Yeah. He tried to do it for him.
Yeah. Yeah.
It was, like.
[Screaming]
Help! Please!
[Screaming]
Yeah.
Babe, you're so talented.
That that's what you guys
have been hearing every night.
That doesn't sound like coyotes.
That sounds like
women being murdered.
No, that is what
coyotes sound like.
I know, I know what
coyotes sound like.
Yeah. You're good.
We know coyotes, bro.
We raised a litter of
foster coyotes last winter.
Yeah.
If you say so.
Are you sure you're okay, dude?
I mean, you look.
You look like you could
use a little pick me up.
Yeah man. You want something
to relax your nerves?
Mhm.
Yeah. Don't mind if I do.
Mhm. Ooh, ooh.
What is that?
That's not weed.
That's good shit, man.
That's what the fuck that is.
[Soft music]
Oh. No way.
Ooh, no way no way.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Uh.
Fuck!
Come on.
Hey, buddy.
[Screams]
What you been doing?
You've been gone a while.
Uh. Um.
Uh, yeah.
No, I don't know.
Um. The woods.
You can't just go out
into the woods like that.
I was looking all over for you.
Um, well, you're always telling
me to go off and get some fresh
air and enjoy the
rejuvenating nature of nature.
So that's what I'm doing.
Well, that's,
that's great.
I'm glad you're enjoying
the fresh air, bud.
Let's keep this fresh
sobriety train rolling.
Chugga chugga chugga chugga
chugga chugga. Choo choo!
Jax! Watch out! We're busting
out the activities!
There we go.
We're set.
Uh, you're up first, bud.
I believe in you.
Cool.
I lost.
Whoops. Don't worry
about it, bud.
You can go another time.
Come on, Calvin,
I've seen you play.
You should be good at this game.
Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. You think so, huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, boy, that's what
I'm talking about.
- Yeah.
- That's it.
Okay, okay.
He did get a little close,
babe, but I think if you twist
it and go right between those
two, I think you'll get it.
I fucking love you.
- I believe in you.
- I love you.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Oh, that's so close, babe.
So close.
It was really good.
It was really good.
- Yes. It's good, it's good.
- But, but, but.
He got a little
bit further.
But, hey, hey, it's not you.
He's just had a lot more
practice than in us.
Oh, I'll go, I'll
try, but.
No you're gonna do so good.
- Really?
- Yes, yes.
- Thank you. I love you.
- I love you.
Okay. Ready for it?
Okay. You're blowing
it for good luck.
Okay.
- Oh.
- Okay.
We have to do that later.
Yeah, we have to do that later.
Okay.
One. Two. Three.
- Yes! Yes!
- Oh my God!
I fucking.
[Shouting and cheering]
This is bullshit.
That's my winner.
That's my winner.
Hey! Bum bum bum bum bum.
Hey! Bum bum bum bum bum. Hey!
Hey baby.
[Indistinct]
Let's eat.
[Eerie music]
Oh.
[Music continues]
Hey, you want some?
Don't be such a pussy.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
I don't have a
problem with drugs.
I just love drugs.
Who could have a
problem with drugs?
Calvin,
what are you doing?
You shouldn't be doing this.
Don't listen to Eric.
How could I love a
fuck up like you?
What are you even
doing with your life?
This is strong.
What is this?
It's a mushroom joint, honey.
Grew them ourselves.
Whoa! What?
Um. I'm smoking mushrooms.
Blast off, baby.
Calvin, what the
fuck are you doing?
We're trying to help you.
[Screaming]
[Screaming continues]
[Screaming continues]
Fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Ridgefield boogeyman got him!
[Indistinct echoing voices]
Stop doing that, guys!
What do you keep doing that?
Eyes open.
He wants you to see.
[Shouting]
Wait! Help! Wait!
Holy shit!
[Moaning]
- Oh, my fucking God! Yeah!
[Moaning]
Oh, you gotta be
fucking kidding me.
Jesus Christ, you guys.
Come on.
Oh, my God, I've never needed
a drink so fucking bad.
Just finish already.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck!
Oh, yeah.
Ooh, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now I got my juice.
Behind door number one.
Huh? Skull!
Fuckers.
Ah!
[Gagging]
Fuck!
Oh!
Death. Death.
[Coughing]
[Gagging]
Oh, yeah. Yeah!
Wake, wake my brain up.
[Gagging]
[Grunting]
[Shouting]
[Dark music]
[Dark music continues]
[Indistinct grunting]
[Mumbling]
Hey, grandma!
It's me.
Guess where I am right now.
I don't even fucking know.
I just wanted to say that
whatever happens tonight is
partially your
fucking fault, too.
For giving up on me and
sending me to rehab?
Didn't I fucking tell you that
I would kill myself if you sent
me to rehab?
Well, now I'm probably
gonna fucking die.
So you and Mom and Katie, you
can just all be
happier without me
once I'm dead.
All right.
Just tell everyone
to hold it down.
I love you, grandma.
Hey, Cassie.
I know it's been a long time,
and I know you probably don't
want to hear from me, but I
just wanted to call and say
that I took for granted all
those years that
you were with me.
And I just really want
you to call me back.
You know, I would have
changed myself if I could.
And if I could just have the
opportunity to talk to you
again, just to tell
you that I'm sorry.
I know you've heard me say I'm
sorry a lot, and I really did
mean it all those times.
And I have a really
bad way of showing it.
And it doesn't really
come out the right way.
So I just really want
you to call me back
just to talk to
me one more time.
But I know you won't.
You stupid little cunt!
You better hope I never
see you again, because
hey, hey, you know I'm still
in the streets, you dig?
Come on.
Pick up Eric.
Come on.
Hey, Boy.
What's up?
Where are you at?
You gotta come get me, bro.
You can't leave me here with
dopey, the dick and
his fucking girlfriend.
Come on, let's go get an eight
ball and hit the titty bar.
I'm done being sober, bro.
You want to know what I did?
I drank some stuff
underneath the sink.
I'm fucking tripping
balls, dude, you'd love it.
Where are you, dude?
Why didn't you come back?
Hey, dude, you
still at the cabin?
I think I see your car.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. That is your car, baby.
That's Eric's car.
Eric loves to party.
Woo! Eric! Eric!
Let's go, baby!
Eric?
Oh.
Oh, fuck!
Eric!
Eric!
The fuck you go?
Hey!
Hey!
Where you, uh?
Where you gone?
Huh?
Eric! Yo!
Hey big dawg!
[Sticks breaking]
Eric!
Don't fuck with me.
Hey!
Hey!
What are you?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
[Growling]
Oh, Eric.
Oh! Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
[Shouting]
Fuck! Oh!
Oh! Oh, fuck!
[Shouting]
- Tim!
- [Screaming]
- Tim.
- Calvin. What?
- Tim, Tim, we have a problem.
- Jesus Christ!
- What the fuck?
- Calvin!
Shh. Shh.
We have a problem.
- What?
- What?
[Hushing]
It's okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. All right.
We have a problem.
I think there's someone
living in the woods.
Calvin, what the fuck are
you talking about?
God, Jesus, you look like.
I know I don't look good.
I don't look good.
Okay, we gotta go.
We gotta get out of here.
What?
I found someone living
in the woods.
I found Eric.
What?
- Calvin.
- I found him.
Calvin, listen to me.
I think the Ridgefield
Boogeyman.
- Uh huh. Mhm.
- What?
- What?
- Boogeyman.
- Shh!
- Calvin, listen to me.
You are fine.
Calvin.
Can you tell me how
much you took?
What did you take, buddy?
No. No.
Can you get him a glass
of water.
- Why?
- How much did you take?
What did you take?
Has nothing to do with that.
It has nothing to do with that.
Eric is dead.
- What?
- What?
Yeah, mhm. I think he's dead.
I didn't want to scare anybody.
I know, I know, I
know, I'm scaring you.
I didn't want to scare anybody.
Cause I did. I took something
under the sink.
It's the stuff.
Tim. Tim.
I know he's there.
Calvin I found him.
Listen to me.
We're gonna go outside together.
No.
And we're gonna give it a look.
- No.
- We're gonna figure it out.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
Get your stuff.
Oh my God.
Get your stuff.
- Tim.
- Get all of your stuff.
What are you?
Don't humor him, Tim.
Jesus.
Calvin, this is insane.
I'm so sorry.
What are you.
- So sorry
- What is happening?
You're fine.
Calvin. You're fine.
Calvin.
- Tim.
- You're fine.
It's all right.
I trust you.
Wait, wait. Slow, slow.
Be slow, be slow.
It's right over
here, I think I think.
Oh.
Oh, am I lying now? Huh?
Am I lying now?
It's your jacket.
I know, I was out here.
Oh, wait.
Uh, let's get out of here.
Oh, man.
Let's get out of here.
This is spooky, man.
Oh, wait.
See? See?
- See?
- What?
There's nothing over there.
Right there, right
there, right there,
Right there.
- See?
- There's nothing, dude.
[Growling]
[Indistinct voices]
Oh, stop making noise.
You hear that?
- Help.
- Yeah. What is that?
- All right, let's go.
Let's go.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
What? Whoa!
Wait! Wait!
No! Okay.
Let's go. Come on.
- Hey.
- Tim.
It'll be all right.
- No.
- I'll be right back.
No you won't. Don't say that.
Tim. Tim.
Tim! That's not Eric!
Tim.
Oh! Oh, fuck!
Tim.
Fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh!
I'm gonna leave you, dude!
I'm gonna.
Fuck! Fuck!
Tim! Tim!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Oh, fuck!
God damn it, Tim!
[Shouting]
Hey! Hey!
Stay! Sit!
Sit! Stay away from
the windows!
Calvin, what are you doing?
Where's Tim?
I heard him screaming.
Shh don't talk.
He's not gonna
get in my brain now.
What? Calvin, talk to me.
Okay, look.
Didn't I tell him?
I told him not to go outside,
and I told you
not to go outside.
Didn't I tell him?
What? What happened?
I told him you're
gonna need this.
Okay, listen, listen.
Tim is gone, okay?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
He's gone.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Calvin, you're scaring me.
You have to listen to me.
There's a clear and present
pattern to everything that's
going on around here.
And I think you are next.
So we gotta get out of here.
Oh, God.
[Dark music]
[Screaming]
[Indistinct shouting]
What the fuck was that?
Why the fuck do I
have a frying pan?
It's for protection, okay.
Put it on your head so it
can't read your thoughts, okay?
No, listen, you have
to watch out for him.
Where is Tim?
Tim is gone.
Tim is dead.
Okay. It's it, it's it.
The boogeyman.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
In 19.
[Hushing]
In 1992.
Okay. The government
started a program.
Project Bahama, okay, a.k.a.
Project Boogeyman.
It was disguised as a rehab
clinic to gather expatriates
and turn them into
super soldiers.
Okay. And you don't think that
it's a coincidence, do you?
That we came to Richfield
Hills where the boogeyman is.
The rehab clinic knows that.
I know something that I don't
think I know, but
they know, I know.
Okay, so you have to
shut up and listen to me.
Yo, Jax.
That was Tim.
That's not Tim.
That's Tim.
- That's not Tim.
- I hear Tim.
Please! Keep it over
your brain!
- No!
- Keep it over your brain!
He can't hear you.
[Indistinct shouting]
Jax.
I love you.
I've always loved you.
Calvin, you fucking troglodyte!
I am going to my boyfriend
and I'm gonna go get Tim.
Take this shit.
I'm coming.
Jax.
That's not Tim.
That's not Tim.
All right, all right.
You want to play?
Yeah. You want to
play something?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh! Oh yeah!
[Sniffing]
[Shouting]
Oh yeah.
You want to know?
You want to know why
they sent me to rehab?
Because when I get high,
I get violent!
I get violent!
Don't worry, Jax, I'm
coming, I'm coming.
- Calvin I need your help.
No, no, that's not Jax.
That's not Jax.
Stay out of my brain.
- Calvin, be careful.
- All my clothes.
All right, I'm coming.
- Help me, help me, help me.
- Help me, help me.
[Grunting]
[Shouting]
[Tense music]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh God.
Oh fuck.
[Shouting and crying]
[Crying]
Help please.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, please.
Please, please help me.
All this time, you
still can't see it.
What are you talking about?
To see so much, to see
them all die,
and still not see the truth.
You monster. You killed her.
We killed her, Calvin.
No.
No you're you trying to make
me think that I'm crazy?
I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy.
I know who I am.
Crazy. No.
Not crazy.
You're a monster.
You're a killer.
Yes we are.
Stop saying that!
I didn't kill those people.
I didn't kill Jax
and Tim and Eric.
I know who I am.
All slain by you, Calvin.
By us.
We really do make a great team.
It was easy.
No, that's not true.
That's impossible.
Take a good look in
the mirror, Calvin.
You can see yourself however
you want, but your true
reflection always
looks back at you.
No, I know who I am.
Yeah, I know who I am.
I know who I am.
I know who I am.
I know who I am.
Yeah, I know who I am.
Oh, fuck.
I know who I am.
[Eerie music]
[Grunts]
The Ridgefield
Boogeyman, huh?
[Laughter]
Uh, boogeyman.
Richfield Hills.
[Laughter]
[Laughter continues]
Tim!
[Laughter]
[Birds chirping]
Well it isn't the Ritz Carlton?
No, but, you know, I got it
super cheap, and
it's got the fire
pit out back and stuff.
Plus, it's gonna have tons of
activities for
our Friendsgiving.
Yep.
Uh. All right, Spencer, I'm
gonna go pick out my bedroom.
Go for it.
Gotta put away the
groceries anyway.
All right.
Tell you what.
Best Friendsgiving we're gonna
have in a long time, Kat.
You find that room yet?
I think they got a lake
around here someplace.
I'm fitting to
get a little wet.
Woo hoo!
[Tense music]
Kat?
Spence?
[Tense music continues]
[Rock music]
[Glass shattering]
[Eerie music]
[Music continues]
What,
the hell?
[Music continues]
[Growling]
[Whimpering]
[Roaring]
[Roaring]
Hey, Jamie, can we dial it
down a bit in there?
Jamie are you listening
to, mommy?
Hey, you all packed
up, then?
Uh, yeah.
Is there coffee?
Uh, no.
Do you need me to make some?
No, that's all right.
I'll get something on the road.
Boy you, uh, sure headed
out early.
Yeah. Well, you know, Conroy
likes to get there early.
Fucking boy scout.
Yeah, it's probably
for the best.
It's just, uh.
I feel like I don't
see you anymore.
This is your third
conference this month.
Well, you know, I actually
really wanted to surprise you.
I'm getting a promotion.
He promised me that if I just
jump through all the hoops this
month, you know, get there
early, schmooze a little bit.
He told me it was a done deal
and then get a little pay bump.
You know, take the kids to Cabo.
Kids love the beach, right?
So, you know, it'll be great.
It's great.
All right, well, I
got to get going.
Okay. Hey, before you go,
can you reach up here for me?
There's just a tray in the back
that I need for the
bake sale later.
Ooh. Uh, I really do
have to get going.
Jamie, say goodbye to dad.
He's leaving for work.
All right, buddy,
I'm taking off.
Be a good little fart
machine for your mom there.
Okay, dad.
All right.
Love you.
Love you too.
Oh, Dad, Dad!
Oh. What's this?
It's your trip.
Wait. Who is this?
The boogeyman.
The boogeyman.
Who told you about
garbage like that?
You did?
Oh, yeah.
Boogeyman builds character.
That's right.
[Tense music]
[Music continues]
[Music continues]
Well, this isn't exactly
a DoubleTree by Hilton.
Is it?
No, no.
But, um.
I don't see too many
double trees
out in the middle of
fucking nowhere.
Where we can keep Calvin away
from any potential drug dealers
he may know, or bars
or liquor stores.
This isn't even a Ramada.
You know what?
Let's just try and
enjoy it. Right?
You know, I actually
strategically got us here a
little bit early, if
you know what I mean.
Well, I do have a
little present for you.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
You make yourself comfortable
on the couch, and the doctor
will be right with you, sir.
Oh.
The fuck?
[Tense music]
The doctor will see you.
Tell me, Mr. Stevenson,
where does it hurt?
Oh, everywhere.
It hurts everywhere.
Perfect.
Oh, doctor, I'm a mess.
Save me!
[Moaning]
[Moaning]
God, this place is
so creepy at night.
You ever wonder about what kind
of secrets an old house like
this would hold?
You know,
I don't think I need to go
looking for more secrets.
You know, I've been having
these crazy dreams recently.
I think I saw this
house in one of them.
I remember that weird pillar.
It's just a dream.
Don't get distracted.
Do you want a beer?
Mm.
I think I need something a
little stronger than that.
You know, I think.
I might actually have something
that would work for that.
Oh, you certainly came prepared.
I did indeed.
What a gentleman.
I'm gonna go downstairs.
Do you want anything?
Uh, no, I think I'm good.
All right.
[Sniffing]
[Tense music]
Shit.
[Tense music]
Eric?
Eric?
Hello?
[Tense music]
[Knocking on door]
Eric, I think your
friends are here.
Hello?
Naomi. My dick is
getting sleepy.
[Growling]
Naomi, what are you doing?
This is it?
This is my fucking
prison for the next week.
Out of the fucking frying pan
and into the fire man.
Hardly a prison.
You should appreciate the
freedom while you still have it.
Fresh air, fishing and
a whole lot of grilling.
We're gonna be eating
like kings and
queens, of course.
Thank you.
I'm not really excited
about the fucking food.
Oh, don't worry, buddy, I
got plenty of fun activities
planned to keep you busy in
this fresh air will perk you
right up.
I'm sure of it.
Awesome.
Oh, and, uh, Eric
actually came through on
finding us a nice, secluded
spot for once, buddy, away from
our usual distractions
and temptations.
Yeah, I'm surprised that your
car actually made it all the
way up here.
Piece of shit.
Not like my old car.
My old car.
That's a fucking car.
You don't have a car?
Not since I got my
license suspended, no.
ut when I did.
It was a car.
Did you puke in that one, too?
I know this car is gonna
make it 300,000 miles.
You can bet your
bottom dollar it will.
Um. Where's Eric?
I thought when I saw his car,
he'd have the common courtesy
of helping us unload.
Chugga chugga chugga chugga
chugga chugga chugga chugga
choo choo.
Hello, nature.
Oh, there's two doors.
Nice. This place is rad.
- Race you upstairs.
- Okay.
Eric.
Come on.
[Soft music]
[Screaming]
What?
Are you guys okay?
Oh, Jesus.
- Look at him.
- No.
- Eric!
- Oh, fuck, fuck!
Oh, what up bitches?
Dude, you fucking serious?
It's a half full beer.
I was gonna finish that.
We can't all be getting
fucked up all weekend.
Well, Calvin's
just sitting there.
I mean, think about what a
nightmare that would be for him.
Well, dude, you know, not
everyone in the world is going
to be bending over backwards
to help Calvin get sober.
Oh, my God, not everyone, Eric.
Just his best friends.
Yeah, he has a real problem.
We need to make this transition
in his life as smooth
as possible.
Well, you know what dude?
Maybe I have some problems
in my life, you know?
You ever think about that?
Oh my, wholly narcissistic,
Eric.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Well, maybe we ask
Calvin what he thinks.
You ever think about that?
Well, I don't give a shit.
I don't care what he says.
He's a drug addict.
I was a drug addict.
I went to rehab, alright?
I'm fine.
I hate to be the bearer of bad
news, buddy, but you are too.
What?
No, I love drugs, but I'm
not addicted to drugs.
Can't you hear yourself?
There is a big difference, Tim.
Calvin knows exactly
what I'm talking about.
You know?
You know what I think?
I think you guys should stop
talking about me like I'm not
even here.
Yeah.
Yeah, Tim, you're always
condescending to this guy.
Don't fucking start.
Look, I agreed to
come up here, okay?
Would you please just let me
have a say in what happens?
You know what? I think Tim's
the bad friend here.
He's not even listening
to you, really.
- Stop.
- Can we all just stop?
I'm not a fucking dum dum, okay?
I can make my own decisions.
I'm clean.
All right, this doesn't need to
be a whole big fucking thing.
Yeah, Tim, Kevin's not
your little baby boy.
You don't have to condescend
to him all the time.
Jax was right.
You're a fucking nightmare.
Oh, yeah, fucking
Yoko Ono over here
trying to break up the band.
Get fucked Eric.
Speak of the devil.
Calvin. You're right.
It should be up to you.
What do you really want
out of this weekend?
Yeah, can you handle this?
Would you just shut
the fuck up?
Do yourself a favor and shut
the fuck up for two seconds.
You know what?
Fine.
You know, this was fun and
all, but I'm gonna head out.
Eric, Eric, come on.
This is some bullshit.
Eric, don't be a little pussy.
Don't leave me here by myself.
You know, maybe
that's for the best.
Bye bye, Jax.
You're so fucking dramatic.
Drive safe, buddy.
Drive safe.
Don't worry buddy.
We won't let that old sourpuss
ruin our special weekend.
You coming?
No, no I'm not.
Oh, no.
[Indistinct]
What am I gonna do.
What do we got it here?
Lots of stuff.
Keystone.
Said something about
a full can.
Oh.
Someone said something about
a full can of beer.
[Indistinct]
[Mumbling]
Oh. No way.
Yeah. Come on, come on.
[Indistinct mumbling]
Slow, slow, slow, slow.
Yeah, come on.
Let's go.
Come on.
Take it off.
[Tense music]
[Sticks breaking]
Oh!
- Hey.
[Shouting]
What are you doing?
Nothing. Taking care of the
raccoon problem that we got
underneath the
window over there.
But I got it.
Oh. Thanks, bud.
Come on inside and
enjoy the activities.
We got it all set up for you.
Come on.
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga.
Choo choo!
Come on, bud!
Yeah!
Fuck I forgot, I absolutely
suck at poker.
Yeah, I hate poker.
- Boring.
- You love poker?
Mhm.
Not after getting sober.
Playing poker without a drink?
No. Unless you guys want to
make it interesting and play
strip poker.
Ew.
You're just saying that
because you're losing.
- Hey.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Peek at my cards,
you little cheater.
All right, I'm gonna
go to the bathroom.
Ooh, I got a good hand, babe.
You do have a good hand.
But my hand is better.
That's right.
All right.
Oh, I know you got
some smokes in here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Ah! Damn it!
All right.
What's this bitch got?
What you got there?
You got some smokes?
All right.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Jackpot.
Hey, yo Calvin.
You okay up there?
Uh.
Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm coming down.
Huh? Where have you been, bud?
Did you fall in or something?
No, I had to, uh.
I had to poop.
Oh, my God. Gross.
Right, yeah. I mean, I didn't I
didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I
didn't.
What?
I felt like I had to poop.
I.
Have you heard the
story about these woods?
Yeah.
Lots of people have gone
missing in these woods.
Dozens? No, hundreds of people
have gone missing
in these woods.
It's like the Bermuda Triangle.
But woods.
And it's some sort of,
Bigfoot or,
boogeyman out there
jumping around.
Yeah.
Yeah. Really?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Where'd you hear that one?
I don't know.
Internet or something.
You heard that from me?
I told you that.
I heard it from my uncle.
Oh, my God, you stole his story.
Oh, I didn't steal his story.
Why would you
undercut me like that?
You kind of did, but it's okay
bud, dont worry about it.
Um, back to, um, the woods.
What happened to those people?
Well, why don't you tell us
the story, Mr. Charles Dickens?
I don't even want to
think about it, but maybe,
just maybe,
the Ridgefield boogeyman
got him!
[Shouting]
Ew. Gonna get
you back for that.
Oh, you better.
The Ridgefield boogeyman.
That's right.
The Ridgefield boogeyman?
Oh, it's an urban legend
about these hills.
They say there's no escape
if it comes for you.
And it roams the
forest watching.
Yeah.
He's always watching.
He knows when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He's like Santa Claus,
but big and mean.
That's creepy.
Yeah. Very creepy.
No, no, no.
Hey, babe.
Don't, don't be scared.
You got me here.
Can I make it better
with an Eskimo kiss?
Just a little one.
- Okay.
- A little one.
- Oh, I love you so much.
- I love you.
[Kissing]
Okay, I feel better now.
Me too.
I feel better now.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Hey, you guys want to, uh.
You guys want to
do something else?
[Moaning]
Are you being a bad
little girl?
So fucking naughty.
Yeah.
[Moaning]
Oh yes!
Pull my beard!
Pull my fucking beard!
[Shouting and moaning]
- Oh!
- Oh, God.
I love you so much, babe.
[Moaning]
Yea yea yea yea yea
yea yea yea yea.
Yeah boy!
Fuck.
Fucking aspirin.
[Moaning]
[Indistinct]
What the?
[Shouting and moaning]
Oh. Huh?
Yeah.
Bingo.
[Heavy breathing]
Non-toxic.
God damn it!
Fuck!
[Shouting and moaning]
[Running water]
Oh.
Ten.
[Indistinct]
25mg.
[Moaning continues]
You're feeling great.
[Tense music]
[Indistinct]
[Shouting]
God damn it!
Fucking thing sucks!
Shit!
You're so fucking naughty.
I've been so naughty.
I got to drop some
coal down your chimney.
[Moaning]
Oh.
Fuck.
I mean.
Who's gonna know?
I guess I'll know.
But,
what do they say in rehab?
There's no mistake that
you can make within reason,
that's going to affect you
for the rest of your life.
You fall off the wagon,
you just get right back on.
People are allowed
to make mistakes.
And, I mean, this
isn't even a drug.
I can get this shit
over the counter.
If I was brushing my teeth and
I drank some of this mouthwash,
what if suddenly I got
to start back at day one?
That's bullshit.
Then again,
that's why I keep finding
myself in this situation.
And Tim is in there
fucking Jax.
Tim is in there fucking Jax.
I mean, what the fuck?
You know what? Fuck it.
Let's see if the Ridgefield
boogeyman wants to
come out and play.
Oh no.
Come on. Fuck! Damn it!
- Eric.
I need your help.
Help me!
Come over here.
Eric help.
Are you there?
[Shouting and moaning]
Yeah.
Hell, yeah.
Come down my chimney.
Oh!
[Moaning]
Oh my God!
Yeah!
Oh, yes! Harder Santa Claus!
Okay.
- Yes!
- Don't be a naughty girl.
You're about to get pulled
down that chimney girl.
[Gagging]
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, babe.
Yeah, babe.
[Burping and gagging]
Are you there?
Eric. Come here.
Hello?
Eric help.
Help me!
[Tense music]
[Growling and shouting]
[Whimpering]
[Shouting]
Fuck.
[Shouting and struggling]
Eric.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
[Vomiting]
Oh!
Oh Tim.
Santa Claus.
Give me that ass!
- Yes!
- Yeah!
Yeah boy! Yeah! Hell yeah!
[Moaning]
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, yeah.
[Knocking on door]
What the fuck?
- Tim.
- No.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
- What?
- Don't you stop!
Don't you fucking stop!
[Knocking on door]
What do you want?
I can't hear you.
God damn it!
Okay, get the fuck.
Just get the fucking door.
Just get the fucking door.
[Burping]
What?
I've thrown up.
Oh my God.
Jax. I'll be right back.
- Oh.
- Fucking child.
[Grunting]
Here bud.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Jesus, you look
like a sack of shit.
Are you feeling any better?
No.
Well, I don't think
that's gonna help.
Yeah, well,
thanks for the light anyway.
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
I mean, you know what my
therapist always said?
One thing at a time.
You've still got a few
years to kick that one.
Yeah. What?
Uh, quit by 35 and stay
alive or whatever the fuck.
Bingo.
My God, we're getting
so fucking old.
Hey, I'm 35 years young.
Thank you.
Fuck. Dude, look at me.
Chilling in this
dope fucking cabin.
And I'm not here
to get fucked up.
I'm here because I am a fuck up.
I'm a fucking fuck up.
Yeah.
Hey, did Eric seem all
right to you when he left?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I don't think he
likes me anymore.
I think he still likes you.
I guess that's part
of the problem, huh?
You remember that time when
we were supposed to go to the
Screaming Mimi's concert
and he was gonna drive?
Yeah, he was supposed
to be the DD.
Yeah. He told us that we
could pregame for once.
Yeah. I told my parents again
and again that I wouldn't do
anything stupid
just so I could go.
Yeah, dude, he was
totally shitfaced.
He was like, just get in.
He didn't even apologize.
No, but he did crash his car
into a tree right outside the
library and just
fucking left it there.
Oh, yeah.
[Groaning]
Fuck him.
I mean.
You know, I guess I have, like,
fucked up and fucked over a lot
of people in my
lifetime, so, uh.
I am sorry.
Sorry?
Yeah.
You know, you're a really good
friend, and you're always doing
shit for people, and I'm
just a fucking moron.
I'm just a total fuck up.
Yeah.
Hey.
A little fucking sympathy.
I'm going through a hard time.
We too old for that
bullshit now, buddy.
I know you too well
to sugarcoat it.
Oh, yeah?
You don't want to sugarcoat it.
Okay. You don't want
to sugarcoat it.
All right.
Well if I wasn't getting sober,
if I was still rizz king.
If I was still banging it up,
P.O.P, holding it down,
I'd be in
there and I'd be fucking,
fucking some bitch.
And I wouldn't be out here with
my stupid ass friend, dude.
Oh.
Calvin,
what I have takes work, but all
I want is the chance to help
you do the work.
Bro, stop talking about work.
I know work.
I've worked to this day.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
So you, uh, you love Jax?
You really love Jax?
Yeah. A lot.
Are you gonna marry her?
Well. Of course.
What the hell else would I do?
She's perfect.
That's dope.
I'm happy for you.
Happy for both of you.
Stay on the sobriety train.
Yeah. You'll get there.
I think the streets
will wait for me.
The streets? You're done
with the streets.
Hey, I'm still gonna
be in the streets.
You dig?
Well, I'm still gonna
be in the sheets.
I'll see you later.
You ready for some dick?
[Eerie music]
[Growling]
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
What happened to my mouthwash.
What are you talking about, hon?
I was at the bottom
of the trash, empty.
What?
Did he?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Did you do something
to my mouthwash?
Did I do something
in your mouthwash?
Calvin.
Calvin. You didn't drink
the mouthwash, did you?
What? No.
Whoa! Hey.
What? No.
Okay, look, just because I have
a little bit of a drug problem,
and I was recently in rehab,
and I have sort of a history of
drinking stuff like that,
doesn't mean that I'm
gonna drink your
girlfriend's mouthwash.
That's. That's insane.
Is this why he.
Hey. No, that's that's,
you know, that's offensive.
That's frankly that's offensive.
Okay, look, I, I
have a disease, okay?
I have a sickness that causes
me to go through withdrawals.
That's why I went to
rehab to get help for it.
And I lay here, and I'm
sick most of the nights.
Okay? And when you add stress
onto me, it makes
me feel sicker.
Okay. So we really need to stop
this conversation right now.
And I'm gonna end it by saying,
no, I did not drink
your mouthwash.
Okay, well, I bought it
practically brand new, and now
it's empty.
Are you sure that that's yours?
Are you sure that that's the
one you brought from home?
I know it's mine.
It's mine. It was full.
Hey. Hold, hold, hold, on.
What kind of a coincidence?
Let's not jump to
any conclusions here.
That's right.
Yeah. We shouldn't.
We shouldn't jump to
conclusions, guys.
All right, we got to
stay level headed.
This is how friends fight.
Okay, look, that mouthwash
could have been somebody else,
and somebody else
could have drank it.
I'm just saying that you don't
even, you know,
it's it's perfect.
It's reasonable that you
forgot it at home, is it not?
I'm just gonna ask
you one time, man.
- Calvin.
- Yeah.
No judgment here.
Did you drink the mouthwash?
No, no.
Fuck no, guys.
Are you serious?
Over mouthwash?
Seriously? This is the kind
of stuff that makes me want to
drink and and do shit like that.
Dude, I might as well I might.
I'm just gonna do the stuff
- under the sink then.
- Here we go.
You know why I go to therapy?
Because I get so frustrated
with people always accusing me
of stuff that then I
want to drink.
So I'm gonna go, no,
I'm gonna go for a walk.
So I don't drink the mouthwash
when you inevitably find it.
So I don't get this
fucking drug train rolling.
Woo woo!
Yeah. No, I said I'd
only ask one more time.
One too many.
Think about what you did.
Think about it.
Oh come back.
Just. Just let him go.
That was his sobriety train.
Fuck!
He'll fucking choo choo
back later.
Jax. Maybe he didn't.
Or maybe he did.
Or maybe he didn't,
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I feel like a jerk.
Fuck.
[Indistinct mumbling]
I don't give a shit anyway.
The only reason I'm here is
because you guys are
my fucking friends.
I don't give a shit!
[Tense music]
[Sticks breaking]
Whoa, whoa! Hey, man.
Oh, hey man.
Hey.
Who the fuck are you guys and
what are you doing out here?
Oh, we're just, like, melding
our pleasure chakras
to the universe.
Exploring the great Mother.
Come again?
Camping, bro.
This is John.
Yeah, and this is Chynna.
Welcome.
And who's that guy?
Who?
Oh! That's Josh.
Shit.
Yeah. He's tripping.
Yeah, he ate like a
shit ton of mushrooms.
Yeah, we harvested
them ourselves.
You know, when you're out
in the woods and you gather
mushrooms with your own two
hands, it's like Mother Nature
is letting you
suckle on her titty.
Yeah, mother nature
provides, man.
We're just her humble servants.
When's the last
time you tripped?
It's been too long.
Yeah, it seems like
it's been too long.
Yeah, I know, that's
what I just said.
You've been staring into
the eyes of hell, man.
Uncovering secrets you
never wanted to discover.
Staring into the pits of hell.
What? What the fuck
are you talking about?
Withdrawal nightmares.
Right, dude?
Yeah.
How'd you know?
You just kind of look like shit.
Oh, word.
I look like a big pile of shit.
You guys are living
in the fucking woods.
Hey, come to think of it.
Have you guys heard all
that weird shit
that's been going on out here?
It's like screaming or,
I don't know,
people being murdered.
No, man, these
woods are magical.
We've been dreaming
about them for weeks.
Oh, yeah?
We heard the coyotes
howling out last night.
Yeah, and that was magical.
Yeah. Um.
- Haunting.
- Haunting.
Yeah. He tried to do it for him.
Yeah. Yeah.
It was, like.
[Screaming]
Help! Please!
[Screaming]
Yeah.
Babe, you're so talented.
That that's what you guys
have been hearing every night.
That doesn't sound like coyotes.
That sounds like
women being murdered.
No, that is what
coyotes sound like.
I know, I know what
coyotes sound like.
Yeah. You're good.
We know coyotes, bro.
We raised a litter of
foster coyotes last winter.
Yeah.
If you say so.
Are you sure you're okay, dude?
I mean, you look.
You look like you could
use a little pick me up.
Yeah man. You want something
to relax your nerves?
Mhm.
Yeah. Don't mind if I do.
Mhm. Ooh, ooh.
What is that?
That's not weed.
That's good shit, man.
That's what the fuck that is.
[Soft music]
Oh. No way.
Ooh, no way no way.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Uh.
Fuck!
Come on.
Hey, buddy.
[Screams]
What you been doing?
You've been gone a while.
Uh. Um.
Uh, yeah.
No, I don't know.
Um. The woods.
You can't just go out
into the woods like that.
I was looking all over for you.
Um, well, you're always telling
me to go off and get some fresh
air and enjoy the
rejuvenating nature of nature.
So that's what I'm doing.
Well, that's,
that's great.
I'm glad you're enjoying
the fresh air, bud.
Let's keep this fresh
sobriety train rolling.
Chugga chugga chugga chugga
chugga chugga. Choo choo!
Jax! Watch out! We're busting
out the activities!
There we go.
We're set.
Uh, you're up first, bud.
I believe in you.
Cool.
I lost.
Whoops. Don't worry
about it, bud.
You can go another time.
Come on, Calvin,
I've seen you play.
You should be good at this game.
Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. You think so, huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, boy, that's what
I'm talking about.
- Yeah.
- That's it.
Okay, okay.
He did get a little close,
babe, but I think if you twist
it and go right between those
two, I think you'll get it.
I fucking love you.
- I believe in you.
- I love you.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Oh, that's so close, babe.
So close.
It was really good.
It was really good.
- Yes. It's good, it's good.
- But, but, but.
He got a little
bit further.
But, hey, hey, it's not you.
He's just had a lot more
practice than in us.
Oh, I'll go, I'll
try, but.
No you're gonna do so good.
- Really?
- Yes, yes.
- Thank you. I love you.
- I love you.
Okay. Ready for it?
Okay. You're blowing
it for good luck.
Okay.
- Oh.
- Okay.
We have to do that later.
Yeah, we have to do that later.
Okay.
One. Two. Three.
- Yes! Yes!
- Oh my God!
I fucking.
[Shouting and cheering]
This is bullshit.
That's my winner.
That's my winner.
Hey! Bum bum bum bum bum.
Hey! Bum bum bum bum bum. Hey!
Hey baby.
[Indistinct]
Let's eat.
[Eerie music]
Oh.
[Music continues]
Hey, you want some?
Don't be such a pussy.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
I don't have a
problem with drugs.
I just love drugs.
Who could have a
problem with drugs?
Calvin,
what are you doing?
You shouldn't be doing this.
Don't listen to Eric.
How could I love a
fuck up like you?
What are you even
doing with your life?
This is strong.
What is this?
It's a mushroom joint, honey.
Grew them ourselves.
Whoa! What?
Um. I'm smoking mushrooms.
Blast off, baby.
Calvin, what the
fuck are you doing?
We're trying to help you.
[Screaming]
[Screaming continues]
[Screaming continues]
Fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Ridgefield boogeyman got him!
[Indistinct echoing voices]
Stop doing that, guys!
What do you keep doing that?
Eyes open.
He wants you to see.
[Shouting]
Wait! Help! Wait!
Holy shit!
[Moaning]
- Oh, my fucking God! Yeah!
[Moaning]
Oh, you gotta be
fucking kidding me.
Jesus Christ, you guys.
Come on.
Oh, my God, I've never needed
a drink so fucking bad.
Just finish already.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck!
Oh, yeah.
Ooh, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now I got my juice.
Behind door number one.
Huh? Skull!
Fuckers.
Ah!
[Gagging]
Fuck!
Oh!
Death. Death.
[Coughing]
[Gagging]
Oh, yeah. Yeah!
Wake, wake my brain up.
[Gagging]
[Grunting]
[Shouting]
[Dark music]
[Dark music continues]
[Indistinct grunting]
[Mumbling]
Hey, grandma!
It's me.
Guess where I am right now.
I don't even fucking know.
I just wanted to say that
whatever happens tonight is
partially your
fucking fault, too.
For giving up on me and
sending me to rehab?
Didn't I fucking tell you that
I would kill myself if you sent
me to rehab?
Well, now I'm probably
gonna fucking die.
So you and Mom and Katie, you
can just all be
happier without me
once I'm dead.
All right.
Just tell everyone
to hold it down.
I love you, grandma.
Hey, Cassie.
I know it's been a long time,
and I know you probably don't
want to hear from me, but I
just wanted to call and say
that I took for granted all
those years that
you were with me.
And I just really want
you to call me back.
You know, I would have
changed myself if I could.
And if I could just have the
opportunity to talk to you
again, just to tell
you that I'm sorry.
I know you've heard me say I'm
sorry a lot, and I really did
mean it all those times.
And I have a really
bad way of showing it.
And it doesn't really
come out the right way.
So I just really want
you to call me back
just to talk to
me one more time.
But I know you won't.
You stupid little cunt!
You better hope I never
see you again, because
hey, hey, you know I'm still
in the streets, you dig?
Come on.
Pick up Eric.
Come on.
Hey, Boy.
What's up?
Where are you at?
You gotta come get me, bro.
You can't leave me here with
dopey, the dick and
his fucking girlfriend.
Come on, let's go get an eight
ball and hit the titty bar.
I'm done being sober, bro.
You want to know what I did?
I drank some stuff
underneath the sink.
I'm fucking tripping
balls, dude, you'd love it.
Where are you, dude?
Why didn't you come back?
Hey, dude, you
still at the cabin?
I think I see your car.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. That is your car, baby.
That's Eric's car.
Eric loves to party.
Woo! Eric! Eric!
Let's go, baby!
Eric?
Oh.
Oh, fuck!
Eric!
Eric!
The fuck you go?
Hey!
Hey!
Where you, uh?
Where you gone?
Huh?
Eric! Yo!
Hey big dawg!
[Sticks breaking]
Eric!
Don't fuck with me.
Hey!
Hey!
What are you?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
[Growling]
Oh, Eric.
Oh! Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
[Shouting]
Fuck! Oh!
Oh! Oh, fuck!
[Shouting]
- Tim!
- [Screaming]
- Tim.
- Calvin. What?
- Tim, Tim, we have a problem.
- Jesus Christ!
- What the fuck?
- Calvin!
Shh. Shh.
We have a problem.
- What?
- What?
[Hushing]
It's okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. All right.
We have a problem.
I think there's someone
living in the woods.
Calvin, what the fuck are
you talking about?
God, Jesus, you look like.
I know I don't look good.
I don't look good.
Okay, we gotta go.
We gotta get out of here.
What?
I found someone living
in the woods.
I found Eric.
What?
- Calvin.
- I found him.
Calvin, listen to me.
I think the Ridgefield
Boogeyman.
- Uh huh. Mhm.
- What?
- What?
- Boogeyman.
- Shh!
- Calvin, listen to me.
You are fine.
Calvin.
Can you tell me how
much you took?
What did you take, buddy?
No. No.
Can you get him a glass
of water.
- Why?
- How much did you take?
What did you take?
Has nothing to do with that.
It has nothing to do with that.
Eric is dead.
- What?
- What?
Yeah, mhm. I think he's dead.
I didn't want to scare anybody.
I know, I know, I
know, I'm scaring you.
I didn't want to scare anybody.
Cause I did. I took something
under the sink.
It's the stuff.
Tim. Tim.
I know he's there.
Calvin I found him.
Listen to me.
We're gonna go outside together.
No.
And we're gonna give it a look.
- No.
- We're gonna figure it out.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
Get your stuff.
Oh my God.
Get your stuff.
- Tim.
- Get all of your stuff.
What are you?
Don't humor him, Tim.
Jesus.
Calvin, this is insane.
I'm so sorry.
What are you.
- So sorry
- What is happening?
You're fine.
Calvin. You're fine.
Calvin.
- Tim.
- You're fine.
It's all right.
I trust you.
Wait, wait. Slow, slow.
Be slow, be slow.
It's right over
here, I think I think.
Oh.
Oh, am I lying now? Huh?
Am I lying now?
It's your jacket.
I know, I was out here.
Oh, wait.
Uh, let's get out of here.
Oh, man.
Let's get out of here.
This is spooky, man.
Oh, wait.
See? See?
- See?
- What?
There's nothing over there.
Right there, right
there, right there,
Right there.
- See?
- There's nothing, dude.
[Growling]
[Indistinct voices]
Oh, stop making noise.
You hear that?
- Help.
- Yeah. What is that?
- All right, let's go.
Let's go.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
What? Whoa!
Wait! Wait!
No! Okay.
Let's go. Come on.
- Hey.
- Tim.
It'll be all right.
- No.
- I'll be right back.
No you won't. Don't say that.
Tim. Tim.
Tim! That's not Eric!
Tim.
Oh! Oh, fuck!
Tim.
Fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh!
I'm gonna leave you, dude!
I'm gonna.
Fuck! Fuck!
Tim! Tim!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Oh, fuck!
God damn it, Tim!
[Shouting]
Hey! Hey!
Stay! Sit!
Sit! Stay away from
the windows!
Calvin, what are you doing?
Where's Tim?
I heard him screaming.
Shh don't talk.
He's not gonna
get in my brain now.
What? Calvin, talk to me.
Okay, look.
Didn't I tell him?
I told him not to go outside,
and I told you
not to go outside.
Didn't I tell him?
What? What happened?
I told him you're
gonna need this.
Okay, listen, listen.
Tim is gone, okay?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
He's gone.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Calvin, you're scaring me.
You have to listen to me.
There's a clear and present
pattern to everything that's
going on around here.
And I think you are next.
So we gotta get out of here.
Oh, God.
[Dark music]
[Screaming]
[Indistinct shouting]
What the fuck was that?
Why the fuck do I
have a frying pan?
It's for protection, okay.
Put it on your head so it
can't read your thoughts, okay?
No, listen, you have
to watch out for him.
Where is Tim?
Tim is gone.
Tim is dead.
Okay. It's it, it's it.
The boogeyman.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
In 19.
[Hushing]
In 1992.
Okay. The government
started a program.
Project Bahama, okay, a.k.a.
Project Boogeyman.
It was disguised as a rehab
clinic to gather expatriates
and turn them into
super soldiers.
Okay. And you don't think that
it's a coincidence, do you?
That we came to Richfield
Hills where the boogeyman is.
The rehab clinic knows that.
I know something that I don't
think I know, but
they know, I know.
Okay, so you have to
shut up and listen to me.
Yo, Jax.
That was Tim.
That's not Tim.
That's Tim.
- That's not Tim.
- I hear Tim.
Please! Keep it over
your brain!
- No!
- Keep it over your brain!
He can't hear you.
[Indistinct shouting]
Jax.
I love you.
I've always loved you.
Calvin, you fucking troglodyte!
I am going to my boyfriend
and I'm gonna go get Tim.
Take this shit.
I'm coming.
Jax.
That's not Tim.
That's not Tim.
All right, all right.
You want to play?
Yeah. You want to
play something?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh! Oh yeah!
[Sniffing]
[Shouting]
Oh yeah.
You want to know?
You want to know why
they sent me to rehab?
Because when I get high,
I get violent!
I get violent!
Don't worry, Jax, I'm
coming, I'm coming.
- Calvin I need your help.
No, no, that's not Jax.
That's not Jax.
Stay out of my brain.
- Calvin, be careful.
- All my clothes.
All right, I'm coming.
- Help me, help me, help me.
- Help me, help me.
[Grunting]
[Shouting]
[Tense music]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh God.
Oh fuck.
[Shouting and crying]
[Crying]
Help please.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, please.
Please, please help me.
All this time, you
still can't see it.
What are you talking about?
To see so much, to see
them all die,
and still not see the truth.
You monster. You killed her.
We killed her, Calvin.
No.
No you're you trying to make
me think that I'm crazy?
I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy.
I know who I am.
Crazy. No.
Not crazy.
You're a monster.
You're a killer.
Yes we are.
Stop saying that!
I didn't kill those people.
I didn't kill Jax
and Tim and Eric.
I know who I am.
All slain by you, Calvin.
By us.
We really do make a great team.
It was easy.
No, that's not true.
That's impossible.
Take a good look in
the mirror, Calvin.
You can see yourself however
you want, but your true
reflection always
looks back at you.
No, I know who I am.
Yeah, I know who I am.
I know who I am.
I know who I am.
I know who I am.
Yeah, I know who I am.
Oh, fuck.
I know who I am.
[Eerie music]
[Grunts]
The Ridgefield
Boogeyman, huh?
[Laughter]
Uh, boogeyman.
Richfield Hills.
[Laughter]
[Laughter continues]
Tim!
[Laughter]
[Birds chirping]
Well it isn't the Ritz Carlton?
No, but, you know, I got it
super cheap, and
it's got the fire
pit out back and stuff.
Plus, it's gonna have tons of
activities for
our Friendsgiving.
Yep.
Uh. All right, Spencer, I'm
gonna go pick out my bedroom.
Go for it.
Gotta put away the
groceries anyway.
All right.
Tell you what.
Best Friendsgiving we're gonna
have in a long time, Kat.
You find that room yet?
I think they got a lake
around here someplace.
I'm fitting to
get a little wet.
Woo hoo!
[Tense music]
Kat?
Spence?
[Tense music continues]
[Rock music]