Rimini (2022) Movie Script
1
Such a day
One as lovely as today
One as lovely as today
Such a day
Should never come to an end
Such a day
Such a day
We'd dreamed of it so long
And who knows
And who knows
When we'll see each other again
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, how swiftly
These happy hours slip by
These happy hours slip by
Bastards!
Goddamn!
Jesus Christ!
I'll call the police.
The police!
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Allah is great!
Richie!
Come in.
Little bro'!
First come in.
It's quiet, huh?
It's empty.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Cheers.
Every life has its woes
Happiness comes and goes
Black Madonna
Black Madonna
Every day, every night
Every day, every night
We will always be this happy
It's not too late
It's not too late
Your future will be great
Black Madonna
Black Madonna
Today I give you my heart
And we'll never again be apart
And we'll never again be apart
Her raven-black hair blowing in the wind
Her raven-black hair blowing in the wind
I took her hands gently in mine
I took her hands gently in mine
Mom's goodnight kisses
were the best.
Yeah.
To Mom!
To Mom!
To Mom!
It keeps getting better.
Trust me.
Drink enough of it,
you'll come to like it.
Ready?
You asshole!
Come on!
You cut me off, it's not fair.
You cut me off, it's not fair.
That junk was in my way.
Bitch of a key.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Dad knows best.
The holy of holies.
The thin one in the middle, it's harder.
We each shoot twice.
We each shoot twice.
There, you did it...
put it out of its misery.
C'mon, next one!
Faster! Bang, bang, bang!
C'mon, next one!
Faster! Bang, bang, bang!
Smash the bottle!
Smash the bottle!
Nailed it!
The general is here.
Hello.
All done.
You can go in.
All done.
You can go in.
Thank you.
It's Mom's funeral.
Cemetery.
Where am I?
The cemetery, Dad.
- And played the piano.
- Piano.
And crosswords.
Crosswords.
Even when she was older?
Is that important?
Sure, she did the
crossword puzzle every day.
OK. Fine.
Her hobby.
Her hobby.
If it was part of her life, why not?
Anything else?
Did she like nature, or animals?
Anything else?
Did she like nature, or animals?
Or... Sports, for instance?
No, sports weren't really her...
No, sports weren't really her...
Dancing's a sport.
Yes?
She danced.
She danced.
Yeah, she liked to dance.
Recalling the life
of your dearly departed,
Recalling the life
of your dearly departed,
we realize she didn't always...
Yeah, yeah.
Have it easy.
Born in 1933,
raised with two sisters,
who predeceased her,
who predeceased her,
- she knew the hard...
- Who died?
And then the terrible years
that followed immediately after
and then the terrible years
that followed immediately after
in World War II.
What remains is our memory
What remains is our memory
and our thanks.
Thanks for being there, Mom.
For being with us.
Thanks for being there, Mom.
For being with us.
Thank you for caring for us.
Thank you for caring for us.
And a song.
Your favorite.
I think it's also one
our father will like.
Our father will like.
Merci
Merci
Merci
Merci
Merci
For the hours together, chrie
Chrie
Richard!
Your love was beautiful...
Your love was beautiful...
So beautiful
Merci, Mama
Merci, Mama
Don't be sad
That you must depart
That you must depart
Adieu
Adieu
Adieu
Our tears are full of pain
Our tears are full of pain
Such pain
Such pain
Our dream has flown away
With you
With you, Mom
Yes?
Angela mia!
Angela mia!
My angel!
I've missed you, my baby.
How are you?
How are you?
I'll call you back ASAP, alright?
Ciao bella! I'll call you.
Ciao bella! I'll call you.
Hello.
La donna!
La donna!
How are you?
My baby.
Is that your mother?
You brought her with you?
You look gorgeous.
You look like...
Like a goddess. A sex goddess!
Like a goddess. A sex goddess!
Kiss me.
I missed you.
Can I undress?
Me, too. Yeah.
Me, too. Yeah.
Thank you.
I'm thirsty.
Lay it on the bed.
You know...
Lay it on the bed.
You know...
I like that.
My Viking pelt.
Like that?
Like that?
I didn't know
you were bringing her.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Take it off!
Off.
Off.
Come up to me.
No.
You come down.
You come down.
- Are you playing the domina again?
- Alright.
You have to...
You have to dominate me a bit,
I need it today.
You have to dominate me a bit,
I need it today.
God, beautiful!
Good, first let's have a drink.
Good, first let's have a drink.
Vodka doesn't smell on your breath.
- No?
- An old singer's trick.
Be right back.
Your mom's sleeping, right?
Your mom's sleeping, right?
Yeah, probably.
I mean, I'm open-minded.
I mean, I'm open-minded.
But it still feels weird.
She's almost deaf.
Dunno how reassuring that is.
When did you arrive?
Baby?
Well...
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
You're here now.
Bella Rimini...
in winter.
Spread'em!
You horny slut.
Sorry.
God, I missed that!
God, I missed that!
Your juicy cunt!
Does it taste strange?
Does it taste strange?
- It tastes wonderful.
- Really?
It tastes like you.
I don't like perfumed snatch.
I don't like perfumed snatch.
What's this?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
What a cutie pie!
You're such a little sweetheart!
You're such a little sweetheart!
Yes, you're adorable!
A little sweetheart.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's go see.
Let's go see Mommy.
Mommy shouldn't leave you alone.
That just won't do.
Mommy shouldn't leave you alone.
That just won't do.
Baby problema.
Hello!
Hello!
Baby problem.
You no have a grandma?
- What can I say?
- No?
What?
You no understand.
Let me work.
From the bushes water drips
From the bushes water drips
Negro mamas smack their lips
And those hairy Negro butts
And those hairy Negro butts
In a funeral march do strut
I need you
I need you
I need you so
I need
I need
you
Wait inside. Don't wander off.
Take your luggage.
Take your luggage.
That's it.
Do you have yours?
Hello!
Hey Richie!
Nice to see you!
Cats and dogs!
It's hydrotherapy.
What a pleasure!
What a pleasure!
Everything OK?
See you soon.
- Hi Richie.
- Hi there.
- Hi Richie.
- Hi there.
Good to see you!
- Rotten weather.
- Vile.
But our hearts are warm.
See you.
But our hearts are warm.
See you.
Perfect.
Maybe...
A bit, a bit down, OK?
A bit, a bit down, OK?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Not much time, huh?
The ladies await.
The ladies await.
So...
CD 1.
CD 2.
CD 2.
Since the sun no longer
shines for us, chrie
Since the sun no longer
shines for us, chrie
And our love has endured a thousand tears
My jacket.
Perfect.
No, no. That's fine.
Buona sera!
I'm truly delighted, ladies and gentlemen,
that I can be here this evening.
That I can be here this evening.
I'm thrilled so many of you have come.
Did you have a good trip?
Did you have a good trip?
Have you gone swimming already?
The weather's shi...
charming!
But at least you can cuddle up together.
But at least you can cuddle up together.
Did you know that 60% of couples
Did you know that 60% of couples
have miraculous sex?
They do, really.
They do, really.
Monday, it'd be a miracle.
Tuesday, a miracle...
You heard that one before.
I see it on your face, madame.
Anyway...
So it doesn't apply to us...
And when I look at you, I'm sure it won't!
And when I look at you, I'm sure it won't!
Let's hold on to love.
To amore.
Let's hold on to love.
To amore.
For which Italy is so famous.
Especially
for you!
For you!
Here goes!
Insieme con te, Mario, please!
When I look at you, I see exactly
What I found in you
You mean everything to me
And how wonderful it is
That we two are lovers
That we two are lovers
Have I ever told you
Have I ever told you
That I've never loved anyone like this?
That I've never loved anyone like this?
Yes, I sense that you feel it
Exactly as I do
Exactly as I do
That we belong together, you and I
Together with you
Together with you
I want to go to the end of the world
I want to go to the end of the world
Together with you
Together with you
I dream dreams of gold
Together with you
I want to be, till the end of time
I want to be, till the end of time
Together with you
Together with you
I want to be with you alone
I want to be with you alone
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
You inspire me.
When I feel you by me,
everything grows warm
When I feel you by me,
everything grows warm
Then we are infinitely close
When our eyes meet
There's only you and me
And we sink into the arms of the night
Here I am!
That's an animal.
That's an animal.
Is it a real animal?
It's sealskin.
Are you a real animal too?
Are you a real animal too?
Horny bitch.
Fuck me!
- Wait a sec. Wait.
- What?
Wait a sec. Wait.
It's alright.
It's alright.
- Should I stay down?
- Hold it.
- Down low?
- Hold it.
- Down low?
- Hold it.
Shit.
Or I'll come too fast.
- Yeah.
- You're so hot!
- Yeah.
- You're so hot!
Wait. Don't come.
I'm about to come.
Stay down.
Here.
I was just at the ATM.
Here's one.
You're a sweetheart. Thank you!
It's all I've got.
I'll have to go back.
Did I rob you clean?
Did I rob you clean?
You gave me something in return.
You tiger!
See you again.
Do you know how sexy you are?
Really?
Wow!
See you.
Thanks a lot. Ciao!
Thank you too.
Thank you too.
See you!
See you.
Just a minute.
I'm coming!
- Hello.
- Hi!
- Welcome!
- We made it!
- Welcome!
- We made it!
Welcome aboard my pirate ship.
I'm Emmi.
- Emmi?
- Another Emilia. Like your song, Richie.
- Emmi?
- Another Emilia. Like your song, Richie.
Can I call you Richie?
This is Walter.
Dr Fleck.
Dr Fleck? A pleasure.
This is the
world-famous in Rimini
Richie Bravo Villa.
World-famous in Rimini
Richie Bravo Villa.
Great.
Please...
- Look!
- Come in.
- Look!
- Come in.
Will you sing us something?
Put it down.
Just leave all that here.
Anywhere is fine.
Just leave all that here.
Anywhere is fine.
I'll give you a quick tour of the place.
- Good.
- Show you around.
- Good.
- Show you around.
Emilia...
It's set up exactly for me.
So I'd ask you, please...
It's set up exactly for me.
So I'd ask you, please...
All this here...
- Don't touch it.
- OK.
- Don't touch it.
- OK.
- But the piano and stereo...
- Fine.
- There.
- Thank you!
Especially for you.
Especially for you.
Right?
Grazie mille.
- Everything OK?
- Hi.
Right, the keys.
Right, the keys.
Thanks.
If you need anything, I'm here.
Ciao!
Ciao!
Mi amore!
How are you?
How could I forget you?
My love, how could I forget the most
beautiful woman in the world?
My love, how could I forget the most
beautiful woman in the world?
Yeah, I have time.
Pull! Pull!
Buona sera!
I'm Richie Bravo.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm truly...
thrilled to have you
as my guests tonight.
Thrilled to have you
as my guests tonight.
Why so quiet?
I was hoping for more energy!
I was hoping for more energy!
Sono Richie Bravo!
Emilia
My heart is lost
My heart is lost
Emilia
Can't you hear me?
Can't you hear me?
Since I saw you
Since I saw you
The bells keep ringing
Emilia
Emilia
Whatever have you done?
Emilia
You've stolen my heart
You've stolen my heart
Emilia, my heart...
Emilia, my heart...
is lost
Come!
- Hello.
- Hi.
Maybe you give me 100 more?
Maybe you give me 100 more?
- Next time...
- 300.
Next time, if you draw more people,
and the take is good,
Next time, if you draw more people,
and the take is good,
I'll be happy to pay you more.
I'll be happy to pay you more.
Understand?
It's not a problem. But
if there's no work...
Do you want the 200?
Come on...
- 200?
- Sure, sure.
- 200?
- Sure, sure.
200, sure.
I'm asking you,
I'm asking you,
as a favor, for me...
Maybe one more? Yes?
Maybe one more? Yes?
No. Next time I'll give you more.
No. Next time I'll give you more.
Tonight was shit. We made nothing.
Many thanks.
Ciao, Richie. See you.
Richie Bravissimo!
Richie Bravissimo!
As Richie's a good Christian,
As Richie's a good Christian,
he'll buy you all
a round of grappa.
My treat!
So, per favore, my...
A schnaps song!
Forgive me, Marie
Forgive me, Marie
Now I need a schnaps!
OK for you?
Perfect.
Please.
She's making me blush.
Careful, you'll fall off!
Careful, you'll fall off!
Careful!
It tickles... Grazie.
We're so happy we drove down.
We're so happy we drove down.
That's the reason I'm still here.
Your love.
It's all about love, about amore!
I'll say salute...
to everyone.
Salute!
From your most devoted fan.
For everyone!
For everyone!
Here's to... to...
the dolce vita!
Dolce vita!
Dolce vita!
Don't say anything.
I just want you to...
to say yes so that I can say no.
Mi amore, I love hearing your beautiful
voice on the answering machine,
Mi amore, I love hearing your beautiful
voice on the answering machine,
but I prefer speaking to you in person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Please call me back, OK?
It's your Richie, grazie.
It's your Richie, grazie.
Stupid cow.
Ciao, dottore.
Can I have a grappa,
Can I have a grappa,
a chiara bianca and an espresso?
Thanks.
- Got that?
- Absolutely.
Look at me.
Yeah?
With pleasure.
Do you recognize me?
No, I saw you once.
No, I saw you once.
Love at first sight.
But...
Good to know.
I'm your child.
Good to know.
I'm your child.
Sure...
All beautiful women are
Richie Bravo's children. It's a fact.
All beautiful women are
Richie Bravo's children. It's a fact.
- Like a drink?
- You haven't changed.
- You don't...
- I'm Tessa.
- You don't...
- I'm Tessa.
- Sorry?
- Hello, I'm your daughter.
Nice to meet you, Richie Bravo.
Nice to meet you, Richie Bravo.
Slow down. Slow down.
Yup, 18 years.
What?
Wait...
Wait...
I just had a flash.
You're Tessa?
You're Tessa?
Yeah, I'm Tessa.
- I'm in shock.
- Yeah, and I'm speechless.
Sorry. It's been so long
since I've seen you.
Are you...
What are you doing here?
Did you just...
I came to see you.
And I found you.
Sorry, let me look at you.
You look like your mom.
You should know.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Where do I begin?
I only want what
I'm entitled to.
I'm entitled to.
What you didn't pay for 18 years
and robbed my mother of,
and me too.
And robbed my mother of,
and me too.
- You mean money?
- Yeah, money.
You fucker!
You fucker!
I'm Richie!
I'm Richie Bravo!
Hello.
The prodigal daughter.
The prodigal daughter.
Been to the ATM?
I've been to the ATM many times.
I've been to the ATM many times.
I have a problem,
I need more time.
How much more?
More time?
More time?
I can't say exactly.
I may have to pay in installments.
Paying in installments is
out of the question. Please.
This is the only favor
I've ever asked you. Please.
This is the only favor
I've ever asked you. Please.
I'd do every favor in the world for you.
The problem is,
The problem is,
I need to put this together.
I need a little time.
- I can pay you...
- How many years will it take?
- I can pay you...
- How many years will it take?
I can't arrange it overnight.
You all imagine that, I dunno...
I can't arrange it overnight.
You all imagine that, I dunno...
"Us all?" Who's us?
You kids.
You think it can happen overnight.
Mom's waiting for it.
I'm waiting.
We agreed that I'd get it.
We agreed that I'd get it.
You'll get it.
Now come have a drink with me.
- Let's have a real conversation.
- I don't want a drink!
- Let's have a real conversation.
- I don't want a drink!
I want all those years back.
I want what I could never have.
Understand?
I want what I could never have.
Understand?
- Fine.
- A car. A car for my birthday.
An apartment.
An apartment.
- My driver's license.
- I hear you.
Private lessons.
I hear you.
I hear you.
But I can't.
I can't make it rain down
like manna from heaven.
I can't make it rain down
like manna from heaven.
I need...
a few days. Maybe a few weeks.
- Give me some time.
- No problem.
- Give me some time.
- No problem.
But you'll cover my stay here, agreed?
Later, yeah.
I have to organize things.
What do you do all day?
Besides boozing it up in there?
I work. There's a difference
between having a beer...
I work. There's a difference
between having a beer...
- One beer? One?
- and coming up with 30,000!
You have one beer?
You have one beer?
Yeah.
Why, do you think I'm a drunk?
I know you are.
Interesting. How do you know that?
Interesting. How do you know that?
I've been watching you.
- Nothing's changed, like always.
- Sure.
- Nothing's changed, like always.
- Sure.
"I'll stop smoking, stop drinking."
I'm sorry, but what I do
in my private life...
I'm sorry, but what I do
in my private life...
Your private life?
Aren't I part of your life?
- Tessa!
- Aren't I?
Tessa, of course you are.
But you weren't in my life for...
But you weren't in my life for...
- 12 years...
- Is that my fault?
Of course not, Tessa.
But it's not all my fault either.
I'd like a chance to explain.
You can't blame someone
without knowing what else was going on.
You can't blame someone
without knowing what else was going on.
- I'm so tired of your excuses.
- Listen.
- I'm so tired of your excuses.
- Listen.
- No.
- Just listen.
Already when I was a kid...
You'd take me for a walk,
everything was tralala...
You'd take me for a walk,
everything was tralala...
It was funny. Everything was fun.
Blaming me doesn't help.
Blaming me doesn't help.
If I somehow get it earlier,
I'll call you earlier.
I'll call you earlier.
- And in return I want...
- What?
For us to talk, reasonably.
Agreed.
Agreed.
- Deal?
- Agreed.
The day I get it.
Don't bother.
Don't, thanks.
Don't bother.
Who is that?
My boyfriend.
I'd like to remind you,
ladies and gentlemen...
that we sometimes quarrel,
we can be bad-tempered.
That we sometimes quarrel,
we can be bad-tempered.
We may even lose ourselves.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of sight, out of mind.
And we suffer from it.
And with my next song,
And with my next song,
I'd like to plant a little hope
in your hearts.
In your hearts.
For this
isn't really The End of the Night.
Already at dawn
The siren blares in my head
The siren blares in my head
A glass of wine or two
A glass of wine or two
Drowns the longing for her
Later in the night
The stranger was there
The stranger was there
Next to her at the bar
Next to her at the bar
And it hurt so bad
That was the beginning of the night
It was the end of my life
It was the end of my life
How could I live without her?
How could I live without her?
Hey!
You broke into your own home?
Looks like it!
I thought you'd be out. Sorry.
I thought you'd be out. Sorry.
Walter plays golf,
but I'm here most of the time.
I'm so happy to be here.
And all by myself, too!
I'm so happy to be here.
And all by myself, too!
Madame.
Especially...
Especially...
for you.
- Grazie.
- Like a waiter.
- Grazie.
- Like a waiter.
What a lovely surprise!
Villa Bravo!
Romantica.
My favorite time's when I'm alone
and I can prowl around.
My favorite time's when I'm alone
and I can prowl around.
I just...
Here, you sing,
and I'll come in on the chorus.
Here, you sing,
and I'll come in on the chorus.
Good!
OK?
So, I'm ready. Here goes!
Super. Go ahead.
1, 2, 3...
Super. Go ahead.
1, 2, 3...
Emilia
my heart is lost
my heart is lost
Emilia
can't you hear me?
Can't you hear me?
Since I saw you
The bells keep ringing
The bells keep ringing
Emilia
Whatever have you done?
Whatever have you done?
Wait, I'll just...
You, too!
Emilia, you've stolen my heart
Emilia, you've stolen my heart
Emilia, my heart
Emilia, my heart
is lost
Come!
Yeah.
I'll give you...
300 euros.
300? No way.
300? No way.
I'm sorry, but I can't pay more.
I'm sorry, but I can't pay more.
- If you want 300...
- 800.
- No.
- 800 is...
- minimum.
- I don't deal in this stuff.
- Minimum.
- I don't deal in this stuff.
If you want, here's
200...
300 euros.
If you want, there's 300 euros.
If you want, there's 300 euros.
Or keep your stuff.
I'm not really interested.
I'm not really interested.
Here's 300.
To help you out.
Could you please get Tessa?
Do you finally have it?
Took a while.
Do you finally have it?
Took a while.
Finally?
We have to talk.
It's not so simple.
We have to talk.
It's not so simple.
It's turning out to be harder
than I expected.
- Let's go warm up.
- Still no money?
- Let's go warm up.
- Still no money?
Sure, but come talk.
I don't want to go anywhere.
It's cold. We can talk there a second.
I don't want to go anywhere.
It's cold. We can talk there a second.
It's cold here.
Is back there a problem?
- Fine.
- Is that OK?
- Fine.
- Is that OK?
- You have to ask him?
- I want to ask him.
You live here?
You live here?
Looks like it.
Since Daddy hasn't paid.
Tell me, do you love the guy?
It's none of your business.
You keep saying that, but...
You keep saying that, but...
There's nothing to discuss.
You want me to give you cash
and help you out of your jam,
and I will, but...
and help you out of your jam,
and I will, but...
"Get me out of a jam?"
It's money I'm entitled to.
"Get me out of a jam?"
It's money I'm entitled to.
Then you have to help me, y'know?
Why should I help you?
Did you once help me?
It's money that you owe us, Mom and me.
There are things that can happen,
There are things that can happen,
if you're in Syria, say, or in...
I dunno, Iraq or Iran or, I dunno...
I dunno, Iraq or Iran or, I dunno...
Sure.
As the 16th
wife in the harem.
You vanish and no one
hears from you again.
You vanish and no one
hears from you again.
I'm not saying he's like that.
I'm not a racist.
I care about everyone.
I'm not a racist.
I care about everyone.
Did you care about me?
About where I was?
What I was doing?
About where I was?
What I was doing?
You don't give a shit if I go to Syria.
- No way!
- Not till now.
- No way!
- Not till now.
And I apologized.
I keep apologizing.
Fuck your apologies.
I've heard them since I was this big.
I've heard them since I was this big.
- This is no...
- All I ever heard was Sorry.
This is no way for us to talk.
This is no way for us to talk.
I don't want to talk.
Want me to kneel down?
For starters.
For starters.
Show me what you can do, old man!
If it helps you.
And if it helps me.
So together
we can build something new.
So together
we can build something new.
I don't want to build.
I want you to be sorry.
- For what you did to me.
- I am.
- For what you did to me.
- I am.
I've...
- I'm so sorry.
- Understand?
- Deeply sorry.
- I want...
a future.
First we'd have to
get to know each other.
First we'd have to
get to know each other.
- Exactly.
- Fuck singing!
- I don't want to be Riccarda Bravo.
- You won't.
I don't want your life.
I don't want your life.
You have your own.
I want you to show remorse.
Your daughter is asking you.
Richie Bravo is on his knees.
You're the best audience I ever had.
You're the best audience I ever had.
I say that every time.
So...
Good.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Dear friends...
the next song...
Girlfriends!
Something upbeat.
Shall we do Piacere?
For you.
This is Amore mio.
Doesn't matter.
If you worry it's all too late
If you worry it's all too late
If you think you're alone with your fate
If your heart holds you in its grip
I'll be at your side
I'll be at your side
If you think every dream's been dreamt
If you think every dream's been dreamt
And that every path leads nowhere
And that every path leads nowhere
If you can barely feel
your heart beat anymore
If you can barely feel
your heart beat anymore
I'll be at your side
Amore mio
Amore mio, amore amor
Amore mio, amore amor
Amore mio
Amore mio
Amore mio, amor
Amore mio, amor
- Your cunt!
- Anna!
- Your beautiful cunt!
- Anna!
- Your beautiful cunt!
- Anna!
Your sacred hole!
Wait.
Wait.
What? What is it?
Wait.
Hot water bottle.
Hot water bottle.
There.
I checked my cell.
I checked my cell.
Sorry.
Sorry.
All done.
- Richie...
- It's all good.
- Richie...
- It's all good.
C'mere, come...
Let's keep going.
C'mere.
C'mere.
That's so good.
That's it, you dirty slut!
That's it, you dirty slut!
Suck it, you dirty slut.
Come. C'mere.
Put it in.
You dirty slut.
Yeah, dominate me.
Come on, dominate me.
Come on, dominate me.
Come on!
Hurt me.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I give up.
C'mere.
I can't do this.
I'm done!
It's a weird situation. I'm sorry.
It's a weird situation. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I know.
Richie...
- Richie?
- What?
Get up.
What's wrong?
I can't do this today.
I'm sorry.
It's OK. You don't have to...
It's OK. You don't have to...
I must be under the weather.
No idea. But it has nothing to do with you.
No idea. But it has nothing to do with you.
It's never the woman's fault.
Stop.
You're beautiful.
Please go.
Mom?
Want some?
Want some?
Can you come out?
Yeah?
As a sign of good will,
As a sign of good will,
I'll hear you out.
You'll hear me out?
Now, suddenly?
You'll hear me out?
Now, suddenly?
Think it's funny?
No, it's not funny.
It's really sweet of you.
I'm just, I dunno, upset.
That nice fellow's standing there,
staring like he wants to kill me.
That nice fellow's standing there,
staring like he wants to kill me.
What do you want to say?
Tessa, there's so much I want to tell you.
I can't just...
Tessa, there's so much I want to tell you.
I can't just...
Sweetheart... Sweetie.
I can't tell you in just...
I can't tell you in just...
Tessa, Tessa...
I can't explain it all
in five minutes here on the beach.
I can't explain it all
in five minutes here on the beach.
I can't, it's impossible.
I know that I owe you a lot.
Y'know?
Y'know?
But...
But I...
I can't do this on an ice-cold beach.
I have...
I can't do this on an ice-cold beach.
I have...
There's so much I have to explain.
There's so much I have to explain.
I...
I...
- What...
- I thought of you often.
What's there to explain?
What's there to explain?
There's...
- lot's to explain.
- You weren't there.
- Lot's to explain.
- You weren't there.
Wasn't what?
You weren't there. You aren't now.
I had to come looking for you.
This can't be settled in five minutes,
Tessa.
It's...
It's more than half your life.
It's more than half your life.
More than half your life.
My entire life.
But that's OK.
My entire life.
But that's OK.
I loved your mom.
I loved your mom.
Sure! I'm happy you loved Mom,
at least.
Tessa, I...
Tessa, I...
I was there when you were born.
I know. Wasted.
It's not easy for a man.
Right!
Your kid's born and you're wasted.
Your kid's born and you're wasted.
My blood pressure was
higher than your mom's.
But she couldn't drink.
You've grown so beautiful.
Don't know what to say.
Don't know what to say.
You look like her.
Answer me. I just want an answer.
Answer me. I just want an answer.
What can we do?
Why...
Why...
At least show me that
you're somehow helping
to support me in my life, you know?
To support me in my life, you know?
- OK.
- Please.
I will. I promise you that.
I will. I promise you that.
- I promise, Tessa.
- It's...
Tessa, I... Look,
Tessa, I... Look,
I know I can't make things right
with money.
But at least I can show you that I...
But at least I can show you that I...
- You can do it for my future.
- That I want to be there for you.
- You can do it for my future.
- That I want to be there for you.
It sounds corny, but I love you!
Our journey's end was in sight
Our journey's end was in sight
We had come so far
We had come so far
I still dream today
I still dream today
of that time
of that time
We rode, the two of us
We rode, the two of us
Me, by your side
Me, by your side
Across the
Across the
prairie
prairie
Our star shone bright
Our star shone bright
But far, far away
But far, far away
The two of us
Me and you
Winnetou
Winnetou
Together we had learned
Together we had learned
How to build bridges
How to build bridges
That Red and White
That Red and White
can unite
can unite
And yet it was
And yet it was
well before the end
It was the beginning
It was the beginning
They slaughtered the buffalo
They slaughtered the buffalo
all they could find
all they could find
Nothing remained for us
Nothing remained for us
When the White man
When the White man
wiped out every one of our dreams
wiped out every one of our dreams
wiped out every one of our dreams
And today I see a child
And today I see a child
who sings of freedom
who sings of freedom
And wants to dream
And wants to dream
of the time
of the time
As we
As we
Me and you
Never stopping to rest
Never stopping to rest
Fought for freedom
Fought for freedom
My Winnetou
My Winnetou
My Winnetou
Concentrate now.
- A stitch in time...
- Saves nine.
- A stitch in time...
- Saves nine.
Right!
- A rolling stone gathers...
- No moss.
- A rolling stone gathers...
- No moss.
Correct.
There's no place...
There's no place...
There's no place...
Like home.
Absolutely, that's right!
Don't put off till tomorrow...
Don't put off till tomorrow...
What you can do today.
What you can do today. Right.
What you can do today. Right.
The early bird...
Though everything may collapse
For today Germany marches with us
Amore mio
As soon will the world!
As soon will the world!
Amore mio, amore amor
- Onward we shall march
- Amore mio
Amore mio, amor
Amore mio, amor
Onward we shall march
Though everything may crumble
Can you open, Dad?
For now Germany marches with us
For now Germany marches with us
And soon will the world!
I'll do it, Dad.
There.
For today Germany marches with us
I need your password.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Hilde?
Yeah, yeah.
Yes?
Ewald?
Jaguar. You always wanted a Jag.
Please, Dad.
It can't be Rumpelstiltskin.
It can't be Rumpelstiltskin.
Is Rumpelstiltskin your name?
Perfect!
Look at the moon!
Look at the moon!
Incredible!
It's so romantic!
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Is it far?
Watch out!
Careful!
Ladies, you have to help Richie...
Ladies, you have to help Richie...
- What?
- help Richie stay on his feet.
We are!
You're like a polar bear dancing on ice.
You're like a polar bear dancing on ice.
Are we almost there?
Slippy Richie.
Slippy?
Slippy Bravo!
Annie, are you crazy?
Slippy Richie!
You're Tricky Bravo.
Gimme a break!
God, what now?
Right behind me.
Right behind me.
Slowly.
He's abducting us in the basement.
You guessed it, in the basement!
You guessed it, in the basement!
You'll lock us up.
Fun in the basement!
I'm completely wasted.
I'm completely wasted.
I won't make it up.
Sure you will.
- I'll push. You'll see.
- Yes, push!
- I'll push. You'll see.
- Yes, push!
The hope of a stiff drink works magic.
So, ladies...
So, ladies...
What is your pleasure?
Champagne!
That's all there is?
If I know my Emilia...
If I know my Emilia...
There's no whiskey.
Bubby, to toast the end of the world!
Bubby, to toast the end of the world!
We could make a bellini, there's juice.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look what I have.
No, no. The man must do it.
We could stop here for a sip.
Take a rest. A champagne stop.
Take a rest. A champagne stop.
No champagne stop for us.
No, we'll keep going.
- That's for old farts.
- A sip on every step!
- That's for old farts.
- A sip on every step!
- Another floor?
- A sip on every step!
I'll still be here in the morning.
I'll still be here in the morning.
Come on! Stop that.
You're as fit as a young doe.
You're as fit as a young doe.
- This is like Mount Everest.
- It's these damn shoes.
- This is like Mount Everest.
- It's these damn shoes.
Finally!
Are we there?
- This is the suite, is it?
- Could be.
- This is the suite, is it?
- Could be.
A hair dryer!
We can dry our hair and warm up!
Turn on the other one,
the lighting's nicer.
Turn on the other one,
the lighting's nicer.
Now it's cozy.
Wait, I have to turn this off.
Wait, I have to turn this off.
Very nice.
A slumber party!
Not the ceiling light. Turn it off!
Not the ceiling light. Turn it off!
Isn't this nice?
Just us three.
And the dream of love.
And the dream of love.
Spread out your fur coat
like you always...
Sure, of course.
I'll leave you two.
No, no, no, Emilia!
No, no, no, Emilia!
I want to share a secret with you.
Each of us tells a secret.
Each of us tells a secret.
You tell one, you tell one,
I tell you one.
OK.
You first!
You first!
- You go first.
- Me?
You go first, Richie.
Alright.
Don't fall asleep!
Is this a shrink's couch we're on?
- No, it's...
- Come on, start already.
- No, it's...
- Come on, start already.
It's just for fun.
Here goes. Listen up.
Here goes. Listen up.
I had my first orgasm with my mother.
Moron! Be serious!
Moron! Be serious!
It wasn't that weird.
It just happened.
Just like that?
Just like that?
My father...
was away for a while,
and my little brother was in hospital.
I don't want to hear this.
No, you have to listen.
It's not some horror story, it's the truth.
To make a long story short...
To make a long story short...
I was allowed to sleep in my mom's bed.
And you came? With your mom?
And you came? With your mom?
Hold your horses, let me tell the story!
So...
Listen, pay attention.
I... I...
I'm lying in bed with her.
And my mom was...
I'm lying in bed with her.
And my mom was...
She was an incredibly sexy woman.
With these...
big boobs and curves and...
big boobs and curves and...
She was an icon!
I start to touch her.
I caress her here, on her breast
and think, Man, is that nice!
And think, Man, is that nice!
Don't hit!
- Good, slap him! Slap him!
- It was lovely.
Then I move a bit lower down.
Then I move a bit lower down.
I caress her...
I caress her here, on her thigh.
I caress her here, on her thigh.
And then all of a sudden I feel something,
And then all of a sudden I feel something,
I panicked.
Something came out of me, that...
I panicked.
Something came out of me, that...
What?
How old were you?
It started to shoot out and didn't stop.
It started to shoot out and didn't stop.
I had no idea. I thought I was dying.
I had no idea. I thought I was dying.
Was it real or were you dreaming?
No, real!
- What did she do?
- She didn't realize.
- What did she do?
- She didn't realize.
- She was asleep!
- Right, she was asleep.
- I don't have a story like that.
- No?
- I don't have a story like that.
- No?
I mean, I have sexual stories,
but not like that.
I mean, I have sexual stories,
but not like that.
But...
Like what?
Now I want to know!
I was really young.
5, even younger.
I was really young.
5, even younger.
- Almost a baby. 'Cause...
- Tell us.
We always took our baths
at the bakery behind our house.
We always took our baths
at the bakery behind our house.
I loved it, it was warm.
We didn't have a bathtub at home.
I loved it, it was warm.
We didn't have a bathtub at home.
Their bathroom was next to the bakery oven.
Mom left me there alone.
A man came in...
one of the baker's helpers,
I found out later.
One of the baker's helpers,
I found out later.
And, I dunno, he took me...
He picked me up, sat me on something,
and rubbed me against him.
He picked me up, sat me on something,
and rubbed me against him.
Later I realized it must've been his...
Later I realized it must've been his...
his willy. It was pointing up
and he rubbed himself against me.
His willy. It was pointing up
and he rubbed himself against me.
Then Mom came in
and he quickly sat me on a towel.
And somehow...
And somehow...
Imagine...
I saw his cock!
It must've felt nice. I didn't mind.
It must've felt nice. I didn't mind.
Really?
I think I probably giggled, like...
like it was a game.
I mean, I was still little.
Like it was a game.
I mean, I was still little.
Now for the next game.
We played the truth game. Now we'll play...
We played the truth game. Now we'll play...
We'll play...
We'll play Find Richie!
We'll play Find Richie!
OK, let's play.
Find Richie!
What are you doing?
Leave my tits alone!
Leave my tits alone!
Annie, that's also...
I'll tell you a lesbian story.
Annie, this game's fun too.
It's a fantastic game.
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
9, 10, 13...
Stop! 20, 21, 22, 23, 24...
Stop! 20, 21, 22, 23, 24...
It's dark.
Richie Bitchy?
Mine has a flashlight too.
Mine has a flashlight too.
Richie Bitchy, come out!
Or your eyes we'll scratch out!
Emilia, he won't be in the next room.
That'd be stupid.
Emilia, he won't be in the next room.
That'd be stupid.
I dunno, he's pretty drunk.
I dunno, he's pretty drunk.
Where now?
I'm going... Hold on,
I'll comb each floor.
I'm going... Hold on,
I'll comb each floor.
- Not me.
- It's this way.
- Not me.
- It's this way.
I'll look here.
Please help us find you.
Not there.
Richie!
Maybe you're not far away.
What's this, a single room?
Let's look.
Richie, are you in the drawer?
Richie, are you in the drawer?
Richie, I'm coming.
I'll find you!
Richie?
Richie?
He wasn't there. I looked everywhere.
He's gone.
He can't have just dumped us here.
- What?
- He can't have just dumped us here.
- What?
- He can't have just dumped us here.
I don't think so.
It's cold.
Richie!
I'm so cold.
C'mon.
C'mon.
Annie!
I can't find him.
I can't find him.
- Do you really want to?
- Yeah.
- Do you want to?
- Yeah.
Say it again.
Say it again.
Yeah!
Shh!
Here we are.
My god!
There's something I'd like.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Whatever you want.
I'd like...
I'd like...
You know I sometimes...
I sometimes...
I sometimes...
feel so lonely.
And I've always found you
And I've always found you
incredibly hot.
I'd like...
I'd...
I'd...
like...
I want this...
to never end.
To never end.
That's what I'd like.
You have incredible breasts.
That really turns me on.
That really turns me on.
That's what I need.
I want something else too.
I want something else too.
I'd like...
I'd like you to show me some love.
Will you show Richie Bravo some love?
Come here.
Come here.
Listen.
Listen.
Will you show Richie
some love?
Yes.
Yes.
How long have you known me?
How long have you known me?
How long have you been
my fan?
A long time.
A long time?
Now he's yours.
He's yours.
Richie Bravo.
Richie Bravo.
Show him...
Show him some love.
Show him some love.
I'm kneeling down before you.
I'm kneeling before you.
Kneeling is good.
Kneeling is good.
Show that you love him.
Show that you love him.
That you really love him.
I want you to look at me.
Look at me.
- Please, come.
- Look at me.
- Please, come.
- Look at me.
Say it. Say it.
Say, Fuck me, Richie!
Say, Fuck me, Richie!
Fuck me, Richie!
Say it.
Say it. Fuck me, Richie.
Say it. Fuck me, Richie.
Fuck me, Richie!
Want me to fuck you?
Want me to fuck you?
Yes, fuck me.
Yes, fuck me.
Fuck me, Richie. Fuck me.
Show me your hole.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god!
Say it, say it.
You gotta say it.
You gotta say it.
It turns me on, when you say it.
It excites me.
Say, Fuck me, you dirty pig!
What?
- You dirty pig!
- No, you're not a pig.
- You dirty pig!
- No, you're not a pig.
What?
You're not a dirty pig.
You know what?
Yeah?
I really do like you, Emilia.
Sorry, what?
Sorry, what?
I really do like you.
I hope you don't forget that.
I hope you...
I hope you don't forget
that I like you.
Please don't ever forget.
Please don't ever forget.
- No.
- You're a good woman.
- A dirty pig.
- With a big heart.
- A dirty pig.
- With a big heart.
I really like you, you know.
Do you think...
Do you think that Richie...
Do you think that Richie...
is worthy of being loved?
When a dream
Any dream, doesn't come true
When love
When love
comes to an end
When even hope
no longer exists
no longer exists
Only loneliness
And when a leaf
Any leaf, falls from a tree
Any leaf, falls from a tree
Because the autumn wind has so decreed
And when even fate
And when even fate
Takes something from us
Trust in time
Trust in time
For the sun always rises again
For the sun always rises again
And every new day brings its light
For the sun always rises again
For the sun always rises again
Because darkness doesn't last forever
Because darkness doesn't last forever
No, it doesn't last forever
No, it doesn't last forever
If I hear a song
Any song we listened to
Any song we listened to
I still feel how beautiful it was
We were happy
We were together
We were together
You were here with me
- Look familiar?
- Incredible!
What is this?
Some scumbag scheme of yours?
Unbelievable. Looks like it.
Unbelievable. Looks like it.
Perhaps you weren't loving enough, dottore.
- Want more?
- Leave us alone.
- Want more?
- Leave us alone.
- Look how horny she is.
- Sure.
Look.
I don't want to see it.
Turn it off.
What do you want?
Let's make it fast.
You disgust me.
Let's make it fast.
You disgust me.
You should watch.
I've seen enough.
What do you want?
What do you want?
Darling.
That's OK.
Can we...?
Sure.
What is it?
Take a peek.
With a heart!
Count it.
Thank you.
You've made me happy.
- Nothing's nicer than making you happy.
- About time.
- Nothing's nicer than making you happy.
- About time.
- There'll be more.
- Good.
- Careful with it.
- Thanks.
- Careful with it.
- Thanks.
Since the sun no longer
shines for us, chrie
Since the sun no longer
shines for us, chrie
And our love has endured a thousand tears
And our love has endured a thousand tears
I can't be the one anymore, chrie
For it is done
For it is done
Thank you, chrie
Thank you, chrie
Ekkehart!
Ekkehart!
Don't you know where your room is?
Hello?
We'll go this way.
That's it, straight ahead.
Here's the ladybug.
Look.
A wild boar.
To each his due.
To each his due.
It was already dark
It was already dark
As I wandered the streets toward home
That's Richie!
The glowing window of a tavern
The glowing window of a tavern
beckoned to passersby
I had time and I was cold
I had time and I was cold
So I went inside
So I just went in
So I just went in
At every table
sat men with brown eyes
At every table
sat men with brown eyes
and with black hair
And on the jukebox music played
foreign and warm
When they saw me
A man stood and beckoned me over
Greek wine
Greek wine
Blood of the earth...
Pour yourself a glass
Pour yourself a glass
And if I grow sad
It is only because
It is only because
I dream of home
I dream of home
Forgive me
Let's see.
Hey.
Hey, hello!
We're here.
We're here.
Can we come in?
Yeah.
Here you are.
Here you are.
Here we are.
Thank you.
Starting today, no more smoking.
Is that so?
Grandpa.
Can you empty the ashtrays?
Can you empty the ashtrays?
Please?
Thank you.
Other wishes or ideas?
Yeah, we'll sleep here.
Yeah, we'll sleep here.
Really?
Everything OK?
You're not serious?
I said all of us.
No, I'm sorry, but...
No, I'm sorry, but...
It's out of the question.
They can't move in.
This is my house!
This is my house!
Yeah.
Child! Hello?
I'm your child.
Come.
Tessa, we have to talk.
We'll see.
- We have to.
- We'll see.
This is...
It's outrageous, Tessa.
It's outrageous.
It's outrageous.
Nice and comfy here, huh?
Nice and comfy here, huh?
Good?
Villa Bravo.
Maybe you...
I dunno...
clean here?
Clean here?
Sweep.
Broom, y'know?
We do.
'Cause, well...
Make Allah happy!
He told me.
See you.
Tada!
Very funny.
I came to see how you are.
- Great.
- Yeah?
- Great.
- Yeah?
Good.
See you.
I came here as a stranger
I came here as a stranger
A stranger, I depart
A stranger, I depart
The month of May smiled on me
The month of May smiled on me
With many a flowery bouquet
The maiden vowed she loved me
Her mother said we'd wed
Her mother said we'd wed
The maiden vowed she loved me
The maiden vowed she loved me
Her mother said we'd wed
Her mother said we'd wed
Now the world is so dismal
Now the world is so dismal
My path hidden by snow
My path hidden by snow
Now the world is so dismal
Now the world is so dismal
My path hidden by snow
My path hidden by snow
Mama.
Where are you?
I shan't disturb your dreams
I shan't disturb your dreams
You well deserve your rest
You well deserve your rest
You shall not hear my footsteps
You shall not hear my footsteps
And softly I close the door
As I pass it, I'll write
Goodnight on your gate
Goodnight on your gate
So that you will see
So that you will see
That you were in my thoughts
That you were in my thoughts
As I pass it, I'll write
As I pass it, I'll write
Goodnight on your gate
Mama, where are you?
Mama, where are you?
So that you will see
That you were in my thoughts
That you were in my thoughts
That you were in my thoughts
That you were in my thoughts
In memory of HANS-MICHAEL REHBERG,
who last performed on camera in this film.
In memory of HANS-MICHAEL REHBERG,
who last performed on camera in this film.
Joan Irving, Kinograph
Such a day
One as lovely as today
One as lovely as today
Such a day
Should never come to an end
Such a day
Such a day
We'd dreamed of it so long
And who knows
And who knows
When we'll see each other again
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, how swiftly
These happy hours slip by
These happy hours slip by
Bastards!
Goddamn!
Jesus Christ!
I'll call the police.
The police!
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Allah is great!
Richie!
Come in.
Little bro'!
First come in.
It's quiet, huh?
It's empty.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Cheers.
Every life has its woes
Happiness comes and goes
Black Madonna
Black Madonna
Every day, every night
Every day, every night
We will always be this happy
It's not too late
It's not too late
Your future will be great
Black Madonna
Black Madonna
Today I give you my heart
And we'll never again be apart
And we'll never again be apart
Her raven-black hair blowing in the wind
Her raven-black hair blowing in the wind
I took her hands gently in mine
I took her hands gently in mine
Mom's goodnight kisses
were the best.
Yeah.
To Mom!
To Mom!
To Mom!
It keeps getting better.
Trust me.
Drink enough of it,
you'll come to like it.
Ready?
You asshole!
Come on!
You cut me off, it's not fair.
You cut me off, it's not fair.
That junk was in my way.
Bitch of a key.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Dad knows best.
The holy of holies.
The thin one in the middle, it's harder.
We each shoot twice.
We each shoot twice.
There, you did it...
put it out of its misery.
C'mon, next one!
Faster! Bang, bang, bang!
C'mon, next one!
Faster! Bang, bang, bang!
Smash the bottle!
Smash the bottle!
Nailed it!
The general is here.
Hello.
All done.
You can go in.
All done.
You can go in.
Thank you.
It's Mom's funeral.
Cemetery.
Where am I?
The cemetery, Dad.
- And played the piano.
- Piano.
And crosswords.
Crosswords.
Even when she was older?
Is that important?
Sure, she did the
crossword puzzle every day.
OK. Fine.
Her hobby.
Her hobby.
If it was part of her life, why not?
Anything else?
Did she like nature, or animals?
Anything else?
Did she like nature, or animals?
Or... Sports, for instance?
No, sports weren't really her...
No, sports weren't really her...
Dancing's a sport.
Yes?
She danced.
She danced.
Yeah, she liked to dance.
Recalling the life
of your dearly departed,
Recalling the life
of your dearly departed,
we realize she didn't always...
Yeah, yeah.
Have it easy.
Born in 1933,
raised with two sisters,
who predeceased her,
who predeceased her,
- she knew the hard...
- Who died?
And then the terrible years
that followed immediately after
and then the terrible years
that followed immediately after
in World War II.
What remains is our memory
What remains is our memory
and our thanks.
Thanks for being there, Mom.
For being with us.
Thanks for being there, Mom.
For being with us.
Thank you for caring for us.
Thank you for caring for us.
And a song.
Your favorite.
I think it's also one
our father will like.
Our father will like.
Merci
Merci
Merci
Merci
Merci
For the hours together, chrie
Chrie
Richard!
Your love was beautiful...
Your love was beautiful...
So beautiful
Merci, Mama
Merci, Mama
Don't be sad
That you must depart
That you must depart
Adieu
Adieu
Adieu
Our tears are full of pain
Our tears are full of pain
Such pain
Such pain
Our dream has flown away
With you
With you, Mom
Yes?
Angela mia!
Angela mia!
My angel!
I've missed you, my baby.
How are you?
How are you?
I'll call you back ASAP, alright?
Ciao bella! I'll call you.
Ciao bella! I'll call you.
Hello.
La donna!
La donna!
How are you?
My baby.
Is that your mother?
You brought her with you?
You look gorgeous.
You look like...
Like a goddess. A sex goddess!
Like a goddess. A sex goddess!
Kiss me.
I missed you.
Can I undress?
Me, too. Yeah.
Me, too. Yeah.
Thank you.
I'm thirsty.
Lay it on the bed.
You know...
Lay it on the bed.
You know...
I like that.
My Viking pelt.
Like that?
Like that?
I didn't know
you were bringing her.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Take it off!
Off.
Off.
Come up to me.
No.
You come down.
You come down.
- Are you playing the domina again?
- Alright.
You have to...
You have to dominate me a bit,
I need it today.
You have to dominate me a bit,
I need it today.
God, beautiful!
Good, first let's have a drink.
Good, first let's have a drink.
Vodka doesn't smell on your breath.
- No?
- An old singer's trick.
Be right back.
Your mom's sleeping, right?
Your mom's sleeping, right?
Yeah, probably.
I mean, I'm open-minded.
I mean, I'm open-minded.
But it still feels weird.
She's almost deaf.
Dunno how reassuring that is.
When did you arrive?
Baby?
Well...
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
You're here now.
Bella Rimini...
in winter.
Spread'em!
You horny slut.
Sorry.
God, I missed that!
God, I missed that!
Your juicy cunt!
Does it taste strange?
Does it taste strange?
- It tastes wonderful.
- Really?
It tastes like you.
I don't like perfumed snatch.
I don't like perfumed snatch.
What's this?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
What a cutie pie!
You're such a little sweetheart!
You're such a little sweetheart!
Yes, you're adorable!
A little sweetheart.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's go see.
Let's go see Mommy.
Mommy shouldn't leave you alone.
That just won't do.
Mommy shouldn't leave you alone.
That just won't do.
Baby problema.
Hello!
Hello!
Baby problem.
You no have a grandma?
- What can I say?
- No?
What?
You no understand.
Let me work.
From the bushes water drips
From the bushes water drips
Negro mamas smack their lips
And those hairy Negro butts
And those hairy Negro butts
In a funeral march do strut
I need you
I need you
I need you so
I need
I need
you
Wait inside. Don't wander off.
Take your luggage.
Take your luggage.
That's it.
Do you have yours?
Hello!
Hey Richie!
Nice to see you!
Cats and dogs!
It's hydrotherapy.
What a pleasure!
What a pleasure!
Everything OK?
See you soon.
- Hi Richie.
- Hi there.
- Hi Richie.
- Hi there.
Good to see you!
- Rotten weather.
- Vile.
But our hearts are warm.
See you.
But our hearts are warm.
See you.
Perfect.
Maybe...
A bit, a bit down, OK?
A bit, a bit down, OK?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Not much time, huh?
The ladies await.
The ladies await.
So...
CD 1.
CD 2.
CD 2.
Since the sun no longer
shines for us, chrie
Since the sun no longer
shines for us, chrie
And our love has endured a thousand tears
My jacket.
Perfect.
No, no. That's fine.
Buona sera!
I'm truly delighted, ladies and gentlemen,
that I can be here this evening.
That I can be here this evening.
I'm thrilled so many of you have come.
Did you have a good trip?
Did you have a good trip?
Have you gone swimming already?
The weather's shi...
charming!
But at least you can cuddle up together.
But at least you can cuddle up together.
Did you know that 60% of couples
Did you know that 60% of couples
have miraculous sex?
They do, really.
They do, really.
Monday, it'd be a miracle.
Tuesday, a miracle...
You heard that one before.
I see it on your face, madame.
Anyway...
So it doesn't apply to us...
And when I look at you, I'm sure it won't!
And when I look at you, I'm sure it won't!
Let's hold on to love.
To amore.
Let's hold on to love.
To amore.
For which Italy is so famous.
Especially
for you!
For you!
Here goes!
Insieme con te, Mario, please!
When I look at you, I see exactly
What I found in you
You mean everything to me
And how wonderful it is
That we two are lovers
That we two are lovers
Have I ever told you
Have I ever told you
That I've never loved anyone like this?
That I've never loved anyone like this?
Yes, I sense that you feel it
Exactly as I do
Exactly as I do
That we belong together, you and I
Together with you
Together with you
I want to go to the end of the world
I want to go to the end of the world
Together with you
Together with you
I dream dreams of gold
Together with you
I want to be, till the end of time
I want to be, till the end of time
Together with you
Together with you
I want to be with you alone
I want to be with you alone
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
You inspire me.
When I feel you by me,
everything grows warm
When I feel you by me,
everything grows warm
Then we are infinitely close
When our eyes meet
There's only you and me
And we sink into the arms of the night
Here I am!
That's an animal.
That's an animal.
Is it a real animal?
It's sealskin.
Are you a real animal too?
Are you a real animal too?
Horny bitch.
Fuck me!
- Wait a sec. Wait.
- What?
Wait a sec. Wait.
It's alright.
It's alright.
- Should I stay down?
- Hold it.
- Down low?
- Hold it.
- Down low?
- Hold it.
Shit.
Or I'll come too fast.
- Yeah.
- You're so hot!
- Yeah.
- You're so hot!
Wait. Don't come.
I'm about to come.
Stay down.
Here.
I was just at the ATM.
Here's one.
You're a sweetheart. Thank you!
It's all I've got.
I'll have to go back.
Did I rob you clean?
Did I rob you clean?
You gave me something in return.
You tiger!
See you again.
Do you know how sexy you are?
Really?
Wow!
See you.
Thanks a lot. Ciao!
Thank you too.
Thank you too.
See you!
See you.
Just a minute.
I'm coming!
- Hello.
- Hi!
- Welcome!
- We made it!
- Welcome!
- We made it!
Welcome aboard my pirate ship.
I'm Emmi.
- Emmi?
- Another Emilia. Like your song, Richie.
- Emmi?
- Another Emilia. Like your song, Richie.
Can I call you Richie?
This is Walter.
Dr Fleck.
Dr Fleck? A pleasure.
This is the
world-famous in Rimini
Richie Bravo Villa.
World-famous in Rimini
Richie Bravo Villa.
Great.
Please...
- Look!
- Come in.
- Look!
- Come in.
Will you sing us something?
Put it down.
Just leave all that here.
Anywhere is fine.
Just leave all that here.
Anywhere is fine.
I'll give you a quick tour of the place.
- Good.
- Show you around.
- Good.
- Show you around.
Emilia...
It's set up exactly for me.
So I'd ask you, please...
It's set up exactly for me.
So I'd ask you, please...
All this here...
- Don't touch it.
- OK.
- Don't touch it.
- OK.
- But the piano and stereo...
- Fine.
- There.
- Thank you!
Especially for you.
Especially for you.
Right?
Grazie mille.
- Everything OK?
- Hi.
Right, the keys.
Right, the keys.
Thanks.
If you need anything, I'm here.
Ciao!
Ciao!
Mi amore!
How are you?
How could I forget you?
My love, how could I forget the most
beautiful woman in the world?
My love, how could I forget the most
beautiful woman in the world?
Yeah, I have time.
Pull! Pull!
Buona sera!
I'm Richie Bravo.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm truly...
thrilled to have you
as my guests tonight.
Thrilled to have you
as my guests tonight.
Why so quiet?
I was hoping for more energy!
I was hoping for more energy!
Sono Richie Bravo!
Emilia
My heart is lost
My heart is lost
Emilia
Can't you hear me?
Can't you hear me?
Since I saw you
Since I saw you
The bells keep ringing
Emilia
Emilia
Whatever have you done?
Emilia
You've stolen my heart
You've stolen my heart
Emilia, my heart...
Emilia, my heart...
is lost
Come!
- Hello.
- Hi.
Maybe you give me 100 more?
Maybe you give me 100 more?
- Next time...
- 300.
Next time, if you draw more people,
and the take is good,
Next time, if you draw more people,
and the take is good,
I'll be happy to pay you more.
I'll be happy to pay you more.
Understand?
It's not a problem. But
if there's no work...
Do you want the 200?
Come on...
- 200?
- Sure, sure.
- 200?
- Sure, sure.
200, sure.
I'm asking you,
I'm asking you,
as a favor, for me...
Maybe one more? Yes?
Maybe one more? Yes?
No. Next time I'll give you more.
No. Next time I'll give you more.
Tonight was shit. We made nothing.
Many thanks.
Ciao, Richie. See you.
Richie Bravissimo!
Richie Bravissimo!
As Richie's a good Christian,
As Richie's a good Christian,
he'll buy you all
a round of grappa.
My treat!
So, per favore, my...
A schnaps song!
Forgive me, Marie
Forgive me, Marie
Now I need a schnaps!
OK for you?
Perfect.
Please.
She's making me blush.
Careful, you'll fall off!
Careful, you'll fall off!
Careful!
It tickles... Grazie.
We're so happy we drove down.
We're so happy we drove down.
That's the reason I'm still here.
Your love.
It's all about love, about amore!
I'll say salute...
to everyone.
Salute!
From your most devoted fan.
For everyone!
For everyone!
Here's to... to...
the dolce vita!
Dolce vita!
Dolce vita!
Don't say anything.
I just want you to...
to say yes so that I can say no.
Mi amore, I love hearing your beautiful
voice on the answering machine,
Mi amore, I love hearing your beautiful
voice on the answering machine,
but I prefer speaking to you in person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Please call me back, OK?
It's your Richie, grazie.
It's your Richie, grazie.
Stupid cow.
Ciao, dottore.
Can I have a grappa,
Can I have a grappa,
a chiara bianca and an espresso?
Thanks.
- Got that?
- Absolutely.
Look at me.
Yeah?
With pleasure.
Do you recognize me?
No, I saw you once.
No, I saw you once.
Love at first sight.
But...
Good to know.
I'm your child.
Good to know.
I'm your child.
Sure...
All beautiful women are
Richie Bravo's children. It's a fact.
All beautiful women are
Richie Bravo's children. It's a fact.
- Like a drink?
- You haven't changed.
- You don't...
- I'm Tessa.
- You don't...
- I'm Tessa.
- Sorry?
- Hello, I'm your daughter.
Nice to meet you, Richie Bravo.
Nice to meet you, Richie Bravo.
Slow down. Slow down.
Yup, 18 years.
What?
Wait...
Wait...
I just had a flash.
You're Tessa?
You're Tessa?
Yeah, I'm Tessa.
- I'm in shock.
- Yeah, and I'm speechless.
Sorry. It's been so long
since I've seen you.
Are you...
What are you doing here?
Did you just...
I came to see you.
And I found you.
Sorry, let me look at you.
You look like your mom.
You should know.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Where do I begin?
I only want what
I'm entitled to.
I'm entitled to.
What you didn't pay for 18 years
and robbed my mother of,
and me too.
And robbed my mother of,
and me too.
- You mean money?
- Yeah, money.
You fucker!
You fucker!
I'm Richie!
I'm Richie Bravo!
Hello.
The prodigal daughter.
The prodigal daughter.
Been to the ATM?
I've been to the ATM many times.
I've been to the ATM many times.
I have a problem,
I need more time.
How much more?
More time?
More time?
I can't say exactly.
I may have to pay in installments.
Paying in installments is
out of the question. Please.
This is the only favor
I've ever asked you. Please.
This is the only favor
I've ever asked you. Please.
I'd do every favor in the world for you.
The problem is,
The problem is,
I need to put this together.
I need a little time.
- I can pay you...
- How many years will it take?
- I can pay you...
- How many years will it take?
I can't arrange it overnight.
You all imagine that, I dunno...
I can't arrange it overnight.
You all imagine that, I dunno...
"Us all?" Who's us?
You kids.
You think it can happen overnight.
Mom's waiting for it.
I'm waiting.
We agreed that I'd get it.
We agreed that I'd get it.
You'll get it.
Now come have a drink with me.
- Let's have a real conversation.
- I don't want a drink!
- Let's have a real conversation.
- I don't want a drink!
I want all those years back.
I want what I could never have.
Understand?
I want what I could never have.
Understand?
- Fine.
- A car. A car for my birthday.
An apartment.
An apartment.
- My driver's license.
- I hear you.
Private lessons.
I hear you.
I hear you.
But I can't.
I can't make it rain down
like manna from heaven.
I can't make it rain down
like manna from heaven.
I need...
a few days. Maybe a few weeks.
- Give me some time.
- No problem.
- Give me some time.
- No problem.
But you'll cover my stay here, agreed?
Later, yeah.
I have to organize things.
What do you do all day?
Besides boozing it up in there?
I work. There's a difference
between having a beer...
I work. There's a difference
between having a beer...
- One beer? One?
- and coming up with 30,000!
You have one beer?
You have one beer?
Yeah.
Why, do you think I'm a drunk?
I know you are.
Interesting. How do you know that?
Interesting. How do you know that?
I've been watching you.
- Nothing's changed, like always.
- Sure.
- Nothing's changed, like always.
- Sure.
"I'll stop smoking, stop drinking."
I'm sorry, but what I do
in my private life...
I'm sorry, but what I do
in my private life...
Your private life?
Aren't I part of your life?
- Tessa!
- Aren't I?
Tessa, of course you are.
But you weren't in my life for...
But you weren't in my life for...
- 12 years...
- Is that my fault?
Of course not, Tessa.
But it's not all my fault either.
I'd like a chance to explain.
You can't blame someone
without knowing what else was going on.
You can't blame someone
without knowing what else was going on.
- I'm so tired of your excuses.
- Listen.
- I'm so tired of your excuses.
- Listen.
- No.
- Just listen.
Already when I was a kid...
You'd take me for a walk,
everything was tralala...
You'd take me for a walk,
everything was tralala...
It was funny. Everything was fun.
Blaming me doesn't help.
Blaming me doesn't help.
If I somehow get it earlier,
I'll call you earlier.
I'll call you earlier.
- And in return I want...
- What?
For us to talk, reasonably.
Agreed.
Agreed.
- Deal?
- Agreed.
The day I get it.
Don't bother.
Don't, thanks.
Don't bother.
Who is that?
My boyfriend.
I'd like to remind you,
ladies and gentlemen...
that we sometimes quarrel,
we can be bad-tempered.
That we sometimes quarrel,
we can be bad-tempered.
We may even lose ourselves.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of sight, out of mind.
And we suffer from it.
And with my next song,
And with my next song,
I'd like to plant a little hope
in your hearts.
In your hearts.
For this
isn't really The End of the Night.
Already at dawn
The siren blares in my head
The siren blares in my head
A glass of wine or two
A glass of wine or two
Drowns the longing for her
Later in the night
The stranger was there
The stranger was there
Next to her at the bar
Next to her at the bar
And it hurt so bad
That was the beginning of the night
It was the end of my life
It was the end of my life
How could I live without her?
How could I live without her?
Hey!
You broke into your own home?
Looks like it!
I thought you'd be out. Sorry.
I thought you'd be out. Sorry.
Walter plays golf,
but I'm here most of the time.
I'm so happy to be here.
And all by myself, too!
I'm so happy to be here.
And all by myself, too!
Madame.
Especially...
Especially...
for you.
- Grazie.
- Like a waiter.
- Grazie.
- Like a waiter.
What a lovely surprise!
Villa Bravo!
Romantica.
My favorite time's when I'm alone
and I can prowl around.
My favorite time's when I'm alone
and I can prowl around.
I just...
Here, you sing,
and I'll come in on the chorus.
Here, you sing,
and I'll come in on the chorus.
Good!
OK?
So, I'm ready. Here goes!
Super. Go ahead.
1, 2, 3...
Super. Go ahead.
1, 2, 3...
Emilia
my heart is lost
my heart is lost
Emilia
can't you hear me?
Can't you hear me?
Since I saw you
The bells keep ringing
The bells keep ringing
Emilia
Whatever have you done?
Whatever have you done?
Wait, I'll just...
You, too!
Emilia, you've stolen my heart
Emilia, you've stolen my heart
Emilia, my heart
Emilia, my heart
is lost
Come!
Yeah.
I'll give you...
300 euros.
300? No way.
300? No way.
I'm sorry, but I can't pay more.
I'm sorry, but I can't pay more.
- If you want 300...
- 800.
- No.
- 800 is...
- minimum.
- I don't deal in this stuff.
- Minimum.
- I don't deal in this stuff.
If you want, here's
200...
300 euros.
If you want, there's 300 euros.
If you want, there's 300 euros.
Or keep your stuff.
I'm not really interested.
I'm not really interested.
Here's 300.
To help you out.
Could you please get Tessa?
Do you finally have it?
Took a while.
Do you finally have it?
Took a while.
Finally?
We have to talk.
It's not so simple.
We have to talk.
It's not so simple.
It's turning out to be harder
than I expected.
- Let's go warm up.
- Still no money?
- Let's go warm up.
- Still no money?
Sure, but come talk.
I don't want to go anywhere.
It's cold. We can talk there a second.
I don't want to go anywhere.
It's cold. We can talk there a second.
It's cold here.
Is back there a problem?
- Fine.
- Is that OK?
- Fine.
- Is that OK?
- You have to ask him?
- I want to ask him.
You live here?
You live here?
Looks like it.
Since Daddy hasn't paid.
Tell me, do you love the guy?
It's none of your business.
You keep saying that, but...
You keep saying that, but...
There's nothing to discuss.
You want me to give you cash
and help you out of your jam,
and I will, but...
and help you out of your jam,
and I will, but...
"Get me out of a jam?"
It's money I'm entitled to.
"Get me out of a jam?"
It's money I'm entitled to.
Then you have to help me, y'know?
Why should I help you?
Did you once help me?
It's money that you owe us, Mom and me.
There are things that can happen,
There are things that can happen,
if you're in Syria, say, or in...
I dunno, Iraq or Iran or, I dunno...
I dunno, Iraq or Iran or, I dunno...
Sure.
As the 16th
wife in the harem.
You vanish and no one
hears from you again.
You vanish and no one
hears from you again.
I'm not saying he's like that.
I'm not a racist.
I care about everyone.
I'm not a racist.
I care about everyone.
Did you care about me?
About where I was?
What I was doing?
About where I was?
What I was doing?
You don't give a shit if I go to Syria.
- No way!
- Not till now.
- No way!
- Not till now.
And I apologized.
I keep apologizing.
Fuck your apologies.
I've heard them since I was this big.
I've heard them since I was this big.
- This is no...
- All I ever heard was Sorry.
This is no way for us to talk.
This is no way for us to talk.
I don't want to talk.
Want me to kneel down?
For starters.
For starters.
Show me what you can do, old man!
If it helps you.
And if it helps me.
So together
we can build something new.
So together
we can build something new.
I don't want to build.
I want you to be sorry.
- For what you did to me.
- I am.
- For what you did to me.
- I am.
I've...
- I'm so sorry.
- Understand?
- Deeply sorry.
- I want...
a future.
First we'd have to
get to know each other.
First we'd have to
get to know each other.
- Exactly.
- Fuck singing!
- I don't want to be Riccarda Bravo.
- You won't.
I don't want your life.
I don't want your life.
You have your own.
I want you to show remorse.
Your daughter is asking you.
Richie Bravo is on his knees.
You're the best audience I ever had.
You're the best audience I ever had.
I say that every time.
So...
Good.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Dear friends...
the next song...
Girlfriends!
Something upbeat.
Shall we do Piacere?
For you.
This is Amore mio.
Doesn't matter.
If you worry it's all too late
If you worry it's all too late
If you think you're alone with your fate
If your heart holds you in its grip
I'll be at your side
I'll be at your side
If you think every dream's been dreamt
If you think every dream's been dreamt
And that every path leads nowhere
And that every path leads nowhere
If you can barely feel
your heart beat anymore
If you can barely feel
your heart beat anymore
I'll be at your side
Amore mio
Amore mio, amore amor
Amore mio, amore amor
Amore mio
Amore mio
Amore mio, amor
Amore mio, amor
- Your cunt!
- Anna!
- Your beautiful cunt!
- Anna!
- Your beautiful cunt!
- Anna!
Your sacred hole!
Wait.
Wait.
What? What is it?
Wait.
Hot water bottle.
Hot water bottle.
There.
I checked my cell.
I checked my cell.
Sorry.
Sorry.
All done.
- Richie...
- It's all good.
- Richie...
- It's all good.
C'mere, come...
Let's keep going.
C'mere.
C'mere.
That's so good.
That's it, you dirty slut!
That's it, you dirty slut!
Suck it, you dirty slut.
Come. C'mere.
Put it in.
You dirty slut.
Yeah, dominate me.
Come on, dominate me.
Come on, dominate me.
Come on!
Hurt me.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I give up.
C'mere.
I can't do this.
I'm done!
It's a weird situation. I'm sorry.
It's a weird situation. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I know.
Richie...
- Richie?
- What?
Get up.
What's wrong?
I can't do this today.
I'm sorry.
It's OK. You don't have to...
It's OK. You don't have to...
I must be under the weather.
No idea. But it has nothing to do with you.
No idea. But it has nothing to do with you.
It's never the woman's fault.
Stop.
You're beautiful.
Please go.
Mom?
Want some?
Want some?
Can you come out?
Yeah?
As a sign of good will,
As a sign of good will,
I'll hear you out.
You'll hear me out?
Now, suddenly?
You'll hear me out?
Now, suddenly?
Think it's funny?
No, it's not funny.
It's really sweet of you.
I'm just, I dunno, upset.
That nice fellow's standing there,
staring like he wants to kill me.
That nice fellow's standing there,
staring like he wants to kill me.
What do you want to say?
Tessa, there's so much I want to tell you.
I can't just...
Tessa, there's so much I want to tell you.
I can't just...
Sweetheart... Sweetie.
I can't tell you in just...
I can't tell you in just...
Tessa, Tessa...
I can't explain it all
in five minutes here on the beach.
I can't explain it all
in five minutes here on the beach.
I can't, it's impossible.
I know that I owe you a lot.
Y'know?
Y'know?
But...
But I...
I can't do this on an ice-cold beach.
I have...
I can't do this on an ice-cold beach.
I have...
There's so much I have to explain.
There's so much I have to explain.
I...
I...
- What...
- I thought of you often.
What's there to explain?
What's there to explain?
There's...
- lot's to explain.
- You weren't there.
- Lot's to explain.
- You weren't there.
Wasn't what?
You weren't there. You aren't now.
I had to come looking for you.
This can't be settled in five minutes,
Tessa.
It's...
It's more than half your life.
It's more than half your life.
More than half your life.
My entire life.
But that's OK.
My entire life.
But that's OK.
I loved your mom.
I loved your mom.
Sure! I'm happy you loved Mom,
at least.
Tessa, I...
Tessa, I...
I was there when you were born.
I know. Wasted.
It's not easy for a man.
Right!
Your kid's born and you're wasted.
Your kid's born and you're wasted.
My blood pressure was
higher than your mom's.
But she couldn't drink.
You've grown so beautiful.
Don't know what to say.
Don't know what to say.
You look like her.
Answer me. I just want an answer.
Answer me. I just want an answer.
What can we do?
Why...
Why...
At least show me that
you're somehow helping
to support me in my life, you know?
To support me in my life, you know?
- OK.
- Please.
I will. I promise you that.
I will. I promise you that.
- I promise, Tessa.
- It's...
Tessa, I... Look,
Tessa, I... Look,
I know I can't make things right
with money.
But at least I can show you that I...
But at least I can show you that I...
- You can do it for my future.
- That I want to be there for you.
- You can do it for my future.
- That I want to be there for you.
It sounds corny, but I love you!
Our journey's end was in sight
Our journey's end was in sight
We had come so far
We had come so far
I still dream today
I still dream today
of that time
of that time
We rode, the two of us
We rode, the two of us
Me, by your side
Me, by your side
Across the
Across the
prairie
prairie
Our star shone bright
Our star shone bright
But far, far away
But far, far away
The two of us
Me and you
Winnetou
Winnetou
Together we had learned
Together we had learned
How to build bridges
How to build bridges
That Red and White
That Red and White
can unite
can unite
And yet it was
And yet it was
well before the end
It was the beginning
It was the beginning
They slaughtered the buffalo
They slaughtered the buffalo
all they could find
all they could find
Nothing remained for us
Nothing remained for us
When the White man
When the White man
wiped out every one of our dreams
wiped out every one of our dreams
wiped out every one of our dreams
And today I see a child
And today I see a child
who sings of freedom
who sings of freedom
And wants to dream
And wants to dream
of the time
of the time
As we
As we
Me and you
Never stopping to rest
Never stopping to rest
Fought for freedom
Fought for freedom
My Winnetou
My Winnetou
My Winnetou
Concentrate now.
- A stitch in time...
- Saves nine.
- A stitch in time...
- Saves nine.
Right!
- A rolling stone gathers...
- No moss.
- A rolling stone gathers...
- No moss.
Correct.
There's no place...
There's no place...
There's no place...
Like home.
Absolutely, that's right!
Don't put off till tomorrow...
Don't put off till tomorrow...
What you can do today.
What you can do today. Right.
What you can do today. Right.
The early bird...
Though everything may collapse
For today Germany marches with us
Amore mio
As soon will the world!
As soon will the world!
Amore mio, amore amor
- Onward we shall march
- Amore mio
Amore mio, amor
Amore mio, amor
Onward we shall march
Though everything may crumble
Can you open, Dad?
For now Germany marches with us
For now Germany marches with us
And soon will the world!
I'll do it, Dad.
There.
For today Germany marches with us
I need your password.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Hilde?
Yeah, yeah.
Yes?
Ewald?
Jaguar. You always wanted a Jag.
Please, Dad.
It can't be Rumpelstiltskin.
It can't be Rumpelstiltskin.
Is Rumpelstiltskin your name?
Perfect!
Look at the moon!
Look at the moon!
Incredible!
It's so romantic!
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Is it far?
Watch out!
Careful!
Ladies, you have to help Richie...
Ladies, you have to help Richie...
- What?
- help Richie stay on his feet.
We are!
You're like a polar bear dancing on ice.
You're like a polar bear dancing on ice.
Are we almost there?
Slippy Richie.
Slippy?
Slippy Bravo!
Annie, are you crazy?
Slippy Richie!
You're Tricky Bravo.
Gimme a break!
God, what now?
Right behind me.
Right behind me.
Slowly.
He's abducting us in the basement.
You guessed it, in the basement!
You guessed it, in the basement!
You'll lock us up.
Fun in the basement!
I'm completely wasted.
I'm completely wasted.
I won't make it up.
Sure you will.
- I'll push. You'll see.
- Yes, push!
- I'll push. You'll see.
- Yes, push!
The hope of a stiff drink works magic.
So, ladies...
So, ladies...
What is your pleasure?
Champagne!
That's all there is?
If I know my Emilia...
If I know my Emilia...
There's no whiskey.
Bubby, to toast the end of the world!
Bubby, to toast the end of the world!
We could make a bellini, there's juice.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look what I have.
No, no. The man must do it.
We could stop here for a sip.
Take a rest. A champagne stop.
Take a rest. A champagne stop.
No champagne stop for us.
No, we'll keep going.
- That's for old farts.
- A sip on every step!
- That's for old farts.
- A sip on every step!
- Another floor?
- A sip on every step!
I'll still be here in the morning.
I'll still be here in the morning.
Come on! Stop that.
You're as fit as a young doe.
You're as fit as a young doe.
- This is like Mount Everest.
- It's these damn shoes.
- This is like Mount Everest.
- It's these damn shoes.
Finally!
Are we there?
- This is the suite, is it?
- Could be.
- This is the suite, is it?
- Could be.
A hair dryer!
We can dry our hair and warm up!
Turn on the other one,
the lighting's nicer.
Turn on the other one,
the lighting's nicer.
Now it's cozy.
Wait, I have to turn this off.
Wait, I have to turn this off.
Very nice.
A slumber party!
Not the ceiling light. Turn it off!
Not the ceiling light. Turn it off!
Isn't this nice?
Just us three.
And the dream of love.
And the dream of love.
Spread out your fur coat
like you always...
Sure, of course.
I'll leave you two.
No, no, no, Emilia!
No, no, no, Emilia!
I want to share a secret with you.
Each of us tells a secret.
Each of us tells a secret.
You tell one, you tell one,
I tell you one.
OK.
You first!
You first!
- You go first.
- Me?
You go first, Richie.
Alright.
Don't fall asleep!
Is this a shrink's couch we're on?
- No, it's...
- Come on, start already.
- No, it's...
- Come on, start already.
It's just for fun.
Here goes. Listen up.
Here goes. Listen up.
I had my first orgasm with my mother.
Moron! Be serious!
Moron! Be serious!
It wasn't that weird.
It just happened.
Just like that?
Just like that?
My father...
was away for a while,
and my little brother was in hospital.
I don't want to hear this.
No, you have to listen.
It's not some horror story, it's the truth.
To make a long story short...
To make a long story short...
I was allowed to sleep in my mom's bed.
And you came? With your mom?
And you came? With your mom?
Hold your horses, let me tell the story!
So...
Listen, pay attention.
I... I...
I'm lying in bed with her.
And my mom was...
I'm lying in bed with her.
And my mom was...
She was an incredibly sexy woman.
With these...
big boobs and curves and...
big boobs and curves and...
She was an icon!
I start to touch her.
I caress her here, on her breast
and think, Man, is that nice!
And think, Man, is that nice!
Don't hit!
- Good, slap him! Slap him!
- It was lovely.
Then I move a bit lower down.
Then I move a bit lower down.
I caress her...
I caress her here, on her thigh.
I caress her here, on her thigh.
And then all of a sudden I feel something,
And then all of a sudden I feel something,
I panicked.
Something came out of me, that...
I panicked.
Something came out of me, that...
What?
How old were you?
It started to shoot out and didn't stop.
It started to shoot out and didn't stop.
I had no idea. I thought I was dying.
I had no idea. I thought I was dying.
Was it real or were you dreaming?
No, real!
- What did she do?
- She didn't realize.
- What did she do?
- She didn't realize.
- She was asleep!
- Right, she was asleep.
- I don't have a story like that.
- No?
- I don't have a story like that.
- No?
I mean, I have sexual stories,
but not like that.
I mean, I have sexual stories,
but not like that.
But...
Like what?
Now I want to know!
I was really young.
5, even younger.
I was really young.
5, even younger.
- Almost a baby. 'Cause...
- Tell us.
We always took our baths
at the bakery behind our house.
We always took our baths
at the bakery behind our house.
I loved it, it was warm.
We didn't have a bathtub at home.
I loved it, it was warm.
We didn't have a bathtub at home.
Their bathroom was next to the bakery oven.
Mom left me there alone.
A man came in...
one of the baker's helpers,
I found out later.
One of the baker's helpers,
I found out later.
And, I dunno, he took me...
He picked me up, sat me on something,
and rubbed me against him.
He picked me up, sat me on something,
and rubbed me against him.
Later I realized it must've been his...
Later I realized it must've been his...
his willy. It was pointing up
and he rubbed himself against me.
His willy. It was pointing up
and he rubbed himself against me.
Then Mom came in
and he quickly sat me on a towel.
And somehow...
And somehow...
Imagine...
I saw his cock!
It must've felt nice. I didn't mind.
It must've felt nice. I didn't mind.
Really?
I think I probably giggled, like...
like it was a game.
I mean, I was still little.
Like it was a game.
I mean, I was still little.
Now for the next game.
We played the truth game. Now we'll play...
We played the truth game. Now we'll play...
We'll play...
We'll play Find Richie!
We'll play Find Richie!
OK, let's play.
Find Richie!
What are you doing?
Leave my tits alone!
Leave my tits alone!
Annie, that's also...
I'll tell you a lesbian story.
Annie, this game's fun too.
It's a fantastic game.
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
9, 10, 13...
Stop! 20, 21, 22, 23, 24...
Stop! 20, 21, 22, 23, 24...
It's dark.
Richie Bitchy?
Mine has a flashlight too.
Mine has a flashlight too.
Richie Bitchy, come out!
Or your eyes we'll scratch out!
Emilia, he won't be in the next room.
That'd be stupid.
Emilia, he won't be in the next room.
That'd be stupid.
I dunno, he's pretty drunk.
I dunno, he's pretty drunk.
Where now?
I'm going... Hold on,
I'll comb each floor.
I'm going... Hold on,
I'll comb each floor.
- Not me.
- It's this way.
- Not me.
- It's this way.
I'll look here.
Please help us find you.
Not there.
Richie!
Maybe you're not far away.
What's this, a single room?
Let's look.
Richie, are you in the drawer?
Richie, are you in the drawer?
Richie, I'm coming.
I'll find you!
Richie?
Richie?
He wasn't there. I looked everywhere.
He's gone.
He can't have just dumped us here.
- What?
- He can't have just dumped us here.
- What?
- He can't have just dumped us here.
I don't think so.
It's cold.
Richie!
I'm so cold.
C'mon.
C'mon.
Annie!
I can't find him.
I can't find him.
- Do you really want to?
- Yeah.
- Do you want to?
- Yeah.
Say it again.
Say it again.
Yeah!
Shh!
Here we are.
My god!
There's something I'd like.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Whatever you want.
I'd like...
I'd like...
You know I sometimes...
I sometimes...
I sometimes...
feel so lonely.
And I've always found you
And I've always found you
incredibly hot.
I'd like...
I'd...
I'd...
like...
I want this...
to never end.
To never end.
That's what I'd like.
You have incredible breasts.
That really turns me on.
That really turns me on.
That's what I need.
I want something else too.
I want something else too.
I'd like...
I'd like you to show me some love.
Will you show Richie Bravo some love?
Come here.
Come here.
Listen.
Listen.
Will you show Richie
some love?
Yes.
Yes.
How long have you known me?
How long have you known me?
How long have you been
my fan?
A long time.
A long time?
Now he's yours.
He's yours.
Richie Bravo.
Richie Bravo.
Show him...
Show him some love.
Show him some love.
I'm kneeling down before you.
I'm kneeling before you.
Kneeling is good.
Kneeling is good.
Show that you love him.
Show that you love him.
That you really love him.
I want you to look at me.
Look at me.
- Please, come.
- Look at me.
- Please, come.
- Look at me.
Say it. Say it.
Say, Fuck me, Richie!
Say, Fuck me, Richie!
Fuck me, Richie!
Say it.
Say it. Fuck me, Richie.
Say it. Fuck me, Richie.
Fuck me, Richie!
Want me to fuck you?
Want me to fuck you?
Yes, fuck me.
Yes, fuck me.
Fuck me, Richie. Fuck me.
Show me your hole.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god!
Say it, say it.
You gotta say it.
You gotta say it.
It turns me on, when you say it.
It excites me.
Say, Fuck me, you dirty pig!
What?
- You dirty pig!
- No, you're not a pig.
- You dirty pig!
- No, you're not a pig.
What?
You're not a dirty pig.
You know what?
Yeah?
I really do like you, Emilia.
Sorry, what?
Sorry, what?
I really do like you.
I hope you don't forget that.
I hope you...
I hope you don't forget
that I like you.
Please don't ever forget.
Please don't ever forget.
- No.
- You're a good woman.
- A dirty pig.
- With a big heart.
- A dirty pig.
- With a big heart.
I really like you, you know.
Do you think...
Do you think that Richie...
Do you think that Richie...
is worthy of being loved?
When a dream
Any dream, doesn't come true
When love
When love
comes to an end
When even hope
no longer exists
no longer exists
Only loneliness
And when a leaf
Any leaf, falls from a tree
Any leaf, falls from a tree
Because the autumn wind has so decreed
And when even fate
And when even fate
Takes something from us
Trust in time
Trust in time
For the sun always rises again
For the sun always rises again
And every new day brings its light
For the sun always rises again
For the sun always rises again
Because darkness doesn't last forever
Because darkness doesn't last forever
No, it doesn't last forever
No, it doesn't last forever
If I hear a song
Any song we listened to
Any song we listened to
I still feel how beautiful it was
We were happy
We were together
We were together
You were here with me
- Look familiar?
- Incredible!
What is this?
Some scumbag scheme of yours?
Unbelievable. Looks like it.
Unbelievable. Looks like it.
Perhaps you weren't loving enough, dottore.
- Want more?
- Leave us alone.
- Want more?
- Leave us alone.
- Look how horny she is.
- Sure.
Look.
I don't want to see it.
Turn it off.
What do you want?
Let's make it fast.
You disgust me.
Let's make it fast.
You disgust me.
You should watch.
I've seen enough.
What do you want?
What do you want?
Darling.
That's OK.
Can we...?
Sure.
What is it?
Take a peek.
With a heart!
Count it.
Thank you.
You've made me happy.
- Nothing's nicer than making you happy.
- About time.
- Nothing's nicer than making you happy.
- About time.
- There'll be more.
- Good.
- Careful with it.
- Thanks.
- Careful with it.
- Thanks.
Since the sun no longer
shines for us, chrie
Since the sun no longer
shines for us, chrie
And our love has endured a thousand tears
And our love has endured a thousand tears
I can't be the one anymore, chrie
For it is done
For it is done
Thank you, chrie
Thank you, chrie
Ekkehart!
Ekkehart!
Don't you know where your room is?
Hello?
We'll go this way.
That's it, straight ahead.
Here's the ladybug.
Look.
A wild boar.
To each his due.
To each his due.
It was already dark
It was already dark
As I wandered the streets toward home
That's Richie!
The glowing window of a tavern
The glowing window of a tavern
beckoned to passersby
I had time and I was cold
I had time and I was cold
So I went inside
So I just went in
So I just went in
At every table
sat men with brown eyes
At every table
sat men with brown eyes
and with black hair
And on the jukebox music played
foreign and warm
When they saw me
A man stood and beckoned me over
Greek wine
Greek wine
Blood of the earth...
Pour yourself a glass
Pour yourself a glass
And if I grow sad
It is only because
It is only because
I dream of home
I dream of home
Forgive me
Let's see.
Hey.
Hey, hello!
We're here.
We're here.
Can we come in?
Yeah.
Here you are.
Here you are.
Here we are.
Thank you.
Starting today, no more smoking.
Is that so?
Grandpa.
Can you empty the ashtrays?
Can you empty the ashtrays?
Please?
Thank you.
Other wishes or ideas?
Yeah, we'll sleep here.
Yeah, we'll sleep here.
Really?
Everything OK?
You're not serious?
I said all of us.
No, I'm sorry, but...
No, I'm sorry, but...
It's out of the question.
They can't move in.
This is my house!
This is my house!
Yeah.
Child! Hello?
I'm your child.
Come.
Tessa, we have to talk.
We'll see.
- We have to.
- We'll see.
This is...
It's outrageous, Tessa.
It's outrageous.
It's outrageous.
Nice and comfy here, huh?
Nice and comfy here, huh?
Good?
Villa Bravo.
Maybe you...
I dunno...
clean here?
Clean here?
Sweep.
Broom, y'know?
We do.
'Cause, well...
Make Allah happy!
He told me.
See you.
Tada!
Very funny.
I came to see how you are.
- Great.
- Yeah?
- Great.
- Yeah?
Good.
See you.
I came here as a stranger
I came here as a stranger
A stranger, I depart
A stranger, I depart
The month of May smiled on me
The month of May smiled on me
With many a flowery bouquet
The maiden vowed she loved me
Her mother said we'd wed
Her mother said we'd wed
The maiden vowed she loved me
The maiden vowed she loved me
Her mother said we'd wed
Her mother said we'd wed
Now the world is so dismal
Now the world is so dismal
My path hidden by snow
My path hidden by snow
Now the world is so dismal
Now the world is so dismal
My path hidden by snow
My path hidden by snow
Mama.
Where are you?
I shan't disturb your dreams
I shan't disturb your dreams
You well deserve your rest
You well deserve your rest
You shall not hear my footsteps
You shall not hear my footsteps
And softly I close the door
As I pass it, I'll write
Goodnight on your gate
Goodnight on your gate
So that you will see
So that you will see
That you were in my thoughts
That you were in my thoughts
As I pass it, I'll write
As I pass it, I'll write
Goodnight on your gate
Mama, where are you?
Mama, where are you?
So that you will see
That you were in my thoughts
That you were in my thoughts
That you were in my thoughts
That you were in my thoughts
In memory of HANS-MICHAEL REHBERG,
who last performed on camera in this film.
In memory of HANS-MICHAEL REHBERG,
who last performed on camera in this film.
Joan Irving, Kinograph