Road to Ladakh (2003) Movie Script
Hell!
"Hurray! Hurray!
Hey, beautiful lady."
"My baby."
"Come and dance with me."
"Get along with me."
"I bow before you."
Sit.
Sitting.
Where's the toilet?
Ladies.
Tea?
Warm water.
Excuse me!
Is there a tissue?
No.
Which tire did you put?
What?
Whose?
Seems like a new one.
Oh!
Anyway,
it's good to have a new one.
You scumbag!
Where's my tire?
I fixed it to the madam's car.
Hello.
Excuse me.
You like what you see?
You wanna buy it?
You're going to Leh?
Yeah.
Hello.
Cigarette?
You're burned.
Sunburned.
Burnt by the sun.
-What?
-Did you see that movie?
Russian movie.
The general gets killed
by his wife's lover.
By those-- You know
what you call them. Those--
What are they called? You know,
those spies and all the...
Sun block.
For your face.
You know, it actually...
...suits you.
The tan.
Looks good.
On your face.
I don't like Russians.
It's just a movie.
Is there any other tent?
Where's the toilet?
Tea?
No, no, warm water.
Photo. Photo.
Address.
Alexander would've stayed
in tents like this.
Who?
Alexander. The Greek.
I didn't know he came
all the way up here.
Yes, he did not.
Hmm.
I'm Sharon.
Hello.
Hello.
Sharon.
And you?
What are you looking at?
Huh?
Stop!
Stop!
No, no, no!
What's up, missy?
I'm on my way to see General
Brijendra Singh at his camp.
This is no place for a woman alone.
You're here to protect me, aren't you?
Is he with you?
You are a captain?
J. Chako.
John Chako.
It's war here all the time,
you understand?
John, do you think I'm a spy?
I'll drive you.
That's very kind of you,
Captain John.
Your nuts are off, miss.
Driver.
What if the wheel had come off?
You'd be dead.
Your friend likes sitting
in his car, it seems.
-He's shy.
-Known him long?
He's my boyfriend.
How tall is he?
I haven't measured him.
May I see him?
He's checking up on us.
Play along.
Or whatever you've got
stashed in there...
...won't get very far.
Smile.
Smile at me.
And I'll smile back.
General's guest, she's saying.
Plus one male. Over.
Female is general's guest.
Who is male? Over.
He looks like our man,
but she says he...
She's saying they are together.
Permission to search--
Fox 2. Come in, Fox 2.
Permission to allow couple
to proceed to camp. Over.
Roger, Fox 2. Continue patrol.
Recheck upon arrival.
Over and out.
So...
...what is it?
Coke?
Heroin?
Don't say it's hash.
All this trouble for hash?
-We'll stop here.
-We will.
You should stop
snorting that...
Sniff...
You shouldn't do that. It's--
I don't tell you
what you need to do, okay?
I am just happy!
You've never done this before,
have you?
You come to Leh with me.
-Leh?
-Yeah.
Tonight?
We should stay at the army camp,
you know?
Peek-a-boo.
Yes.
I'm in Leh.
Leh. Leh. Leh.
You should go to Leh.
I'm here. I'm in Leh.
Who?
Brijendra Singh.
Okay.
No. No. He's not here.
He's at the camp.
Where I was yesterday.
I could have done it clean, you know?
Now I am here.
Anyway, leave it.
Yeah, leave it.
I have to go back.
Poor you.
Shh.
You have to open your lips,
sweetie.
Like this. Suck my lips.
Shh, shh. Shh.
Don't suppose you get
to watch many movies...
...where you're from.
In movies is where
we learn all this.
Maybe you can like them more.
You wanna see more?
Maybe.
I love Russian movies.
You should watch more.
Maybe you will like them.
'Bird has flown the cage.
Repeat. Bird is out. Over.'
'Confirm. Bird is safe. Over.
'Affirmative control.
Bird in paradise. Over.'
What happened?
- What happened to him?
He was shot twice.
There was a girl.
- Where is she?
Where does she stay?
Someone has been shot.
"Hurray! Hurray!
Hey, beautiful lady."
"My baby."
"Come and dance with me."
"Get along with me."
"I bow before you."
Sit.
Sitting.
Where's the toilet?
Ladies.
Tea?
Warm water.
Excuse me!
Is there a tissue?
No.
Which tire did you put?
What?
Whose?
Seems like a new one.
Oh!
Anyway,
it's good to have a new one.
You scumbag!
Where's my tire?
I fixed it to the madam's car.
Hello.
Excuse me.
You like what you see?
You wanna buy it?
You're going to Leh?
Yeah.
Hello.
Cigarette?
You're burned.
Sunburned.
Burnt by the sun.
-What?
-Did you see that movie?
Russian movie.
The general gets killed
by his wife's lover.
By those-- You know
what you call them. Those--
What are they called? You know,
those spies and all the...
Sun block.
For your face.
You know, it actually...
...suits you.
The tan.
Looks good.
On your face.
I don't like Russians.
It's just a movie.
Is there any other tent?
Where's the toilet?
Tea?
No, no, warm water.
Photo. Photo.
Address.
Alexander would've stayed
in tents like this.
Who?
Alexander. The Greek.
I didn't know he came
all the way up here.
Yes, he did not.
Hmm.
I'm Sharon.
Hello.
Hello.
Sharon.
And you?
What are you looking at?
Huh?
Stop!
Stop!
No, no, no!
What's up, missy?
I'm on my way to see General
Brijendra Singh at his camp.
This is no place for a woman alone.
You're here to protect me, aren't you?
Is he with you?
You are a captain?
J. Chako.
John Chako.
It's war here all the time,
you understand?
John, do you think I'm a spy?
I'll drive you.
That's very kind of you,
Captain John.
Your nuts are off, miss.
Driver.
What if the wheel had come off?
You'd be dead.
Your friend likes sitting
in his car, it seems.
-He's shy.
-Known him long?
He's my boyfriend.
How tall is he?
I haven't measured him.
May I see him?
He's checking up on us.
Play along.
Or whatever you've got
stashed in there...
...won't get very far.
Smile.
Smile at me.
And I'll smile back.
General's guest, she's saying.
Plus one male. Over.
Female is general's guest.
Who is male? Over.
He looks like our man,
but she says he...
She's saying they are together.
Permission to search--
Fox 2. Come in, Fox 2.
Permission to allow couple
to proceed to camp. Over.
Roger, Fox 2. Continue patrol.
Recheck upon arrival.
Over and out.
So...
...what is it?
Coke?
Heroin?
Don't say it's hash.
All this trouble for hash?
-We'll stop here.
-We will.
You should stop
snorting that...
Sniff...
You shouldn't do that. It's--
I don't tell you
what you need to do, okay?
I am just happy!
You've never done this before,
have you?
You come to Leh with me.
-Leh?
-Yeah.
Tonight?
We should stay at the army camp,
you know?
Peek-a-boo.
Yes.
I'm in Leh.
Leh. Leh. Leh.
You should go to Leh.
I'm here. I'm in Leh.
Who?
Brijendra Singh.
Okay.
No. No. He's not here.
He's at the camp.
Where I was yesterday.
I could have done it clean, you know?
Now I am here.
Anyway, leave it.
Yeah, leave it.
I have to go back.
Poor you.
Shh.
You have to open your lips,
sweetie.
Like this. Suck my lips.
Shh, shh. Shh.
Don't suppose you get
to watch many movies...
...where you're from.
In movies is where
we learn all this.
Maybe you can like them more.
You wanna see more?
Maybe.
I love Russian movies.
You should watch more.
Maybe you will like them.
'Bird has flown the cage.
Repeat. Bird is out. Over.'
'Confirm. Bird is safe. Over.
'Affirmative control.
Bird in paradise. Over.'
What happened?
- What happened to him?
He was shot twice.
There was a girl.
- Where is she?
Where does she stay?
Someone has been shot.