Robin and the Hoods (2024) Movie Script

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(SERENE MUSIC)
(SERENE MUSIC)
(SPIRITED MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(HORSE NEIGHS)
(PANTING)
(HORSES NEIGHING)
(HORSES NEIGHING)
(ARROW WHISTLES)
(THREATENING MUSIC)
(PANTING)
(ARROWS WHISTLING)
(ARROWS WHISTLING)
Argh! Ugh!
(HORSES SNORTING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
(SNIGGERS)
(ARROW WHISTLING)
Uh! Aah...
(ARROW WHISTLING)
Uh! Aah...
It's Robin!
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
Let him go!
(SWORD SCRAPES)
Let him go!
(SWORD SCRAPES)
He was found north
of the skate park.
I'm sorry, Robin!
I was following a bird!
I didn't realise!
You Hoods know the rules. The
penalty for trespassing is death.
You Hoods know the rules. The
penalty for trespassing is death.
(ARROW WHISTLES)
The next one won't miss!
This is your last chance, Henry!
Let Little Dan go!
(ARROW WHISTLES, POPS)
(CALM MUSIC)
CROWD: Oooh...
CROWD: Oooh...
(BIRDS TWEETING)
You'll pay for this!
This is Robin's Kingdom and no-one's
gonna take it away from us!
This is Robin's Kingdom and no-one's
gonna take it away from us!
(BIRD SCREECHING)
Uh!
Uh!
Come on, we'll be safer
at The Kingdom.
(HORSE NEIGHS)
Send for reinforcements.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
'For as long as anyone can remember,
the Hoods of Longsight
and our sworn enemies,
the Knights of Brandlethorn,
have fought for possession
of a crown.
Have fought for possession
of a crown.
And now that crown and all
the responsibility that comes with it
has fallen to me.
Has fallen to me.
For, whoever owns the crown
rules The Kingdom.'
(SPIRITED MUSIC)
'I'm Robin, leader of the Hoods.
'I'm Robin, leader of the Hoods.
No, not that Robin Hood.
He was a legend.
We're a bit more... realistic.
That doesn't mean I don't fight
for what he believed in.
And I'm always there for my friends,
no matter what.
But this is our world,
a world where anything is possible.
A world where anything is possible.
A world where we can fight
the forces of evil
and still be home in time for tea.
The Kingdom is a special place.
A place that was handed down to us.
The Kingdom is a special place.
A place that was handed down to us.
A place worth fighting for.
Luckily, I'm not alone.'
So, when making your health potion,
So, when making your health potion,
I like to use
free-range frogs' legs.
Tinned are fine, too.
Let me know what you use
in the comments below.
Let me know what you use
in the comments below.
(BELL RINGING)
(SWORD SCRAPES)
(BOTH GASPING)
(SWORD SCRAPES)
(BOTH GASPING)
'But the next battle
is never far away.
The forces of our enemies
gather on all sides,
and one day I fear our kingdom
may fall forever.'
and one day I fear our kingdom
may fall forever.'
(BIRD SCREECHING)
(BIRD SCREECHING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
What's going on?
The Knights are coming.
(TENSE MUSIC)
The Knights are attacking
the Kingdom!
The Knights are attacking
the Kingdom!
(PANICKED SCREAMING)
I'm too young to die!
Join me next week. I'll be
discussing how to make a wand
out of tinfoil and milk cartons!
(BIRD SCREECHING)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
(BIRD SCREECHING)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
(BIRD SCREECHES)
How many Knights did you see, Amaya?
At a guess, I'd say all of them.
All of them? (SIGHS)
What did you do, Robin?
She broke the rules.
What did you do, Robin?
She broke the rules.
Shot Henry in the head to save me.
(SOMBRE MUSIC)
You know what to do.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Let's get ready.
(SIGHS)
(FORCE FIELD BUZZING)
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Battle stations!
(FLAMES ROARING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
Can I fight this time?
No. Help secure the throne room.
Can I fight this time?
No. Help secure the throne room.
Please! I've been practicing
with my sword!
We mustn't allow Henry
to get the crown on his head
or we lose The Kingdom.
Do you really want to go back
to the rusty skate park?
Do you really want to go back
to the rusty skate park?
No, but...
You're too small!
Stay here.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
For too long, we've been stuck
at the skate park,
and now they break the rules
with an arrow to my head.
Today, we retake the crown...
and our kingdom!
(CHEERING, SHOUTING)
and our kingdom!
(CHEERING, SHOUTING)
(POUNDING SHIELDS)
Archers, ready!
(SHOUTING)
Hold the line! They mustn't break
through to The Kingdom.
Hold the line! They mustn't break
through to The Kingdom.
The crown is ours!
(POUNDING SHIELDS)
Charge!
(ALL ROARING)
(PHONE BEEPING)
Aa-a-a-argh!
Fire!
(ARROWS WHISTLING)
(ARROWS WHISTLING)
(ARROWS WHISTLING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(ARROWS WHISTLING)
Aargh!
(SHOUTING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
Ugh!
I call upon the gods of thunder!
I call upon the gods of thunder!
Lightning bolt!
(LIGHTNING BOLT ZINGING)
(TOY SQUEAKS)
Agh...
Agh...
Yah!
(HORSE NEIGHS)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
(TENSE MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(HORSE NEIGHING)
(MENACING MUSIC)
I am s... I am so sorry.
Are you alright?
I'm fine!
(BICYCLE BELLS RINGING)
(BICYCLE BELLS RINGING)
Fall back to The Kingdom!
Protect the throne room!
(ALL SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(ARROW WHISTLES)
Aargh!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
To the throne room!
I want that crown!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Argh! Knights, come on!
(KNIGHTS SHOUTING)
(KNIGHTS SHOUTING)
(PANTING)
There's too many of them!
Do it.
Do it.
Lightning bolt!
Argh!
(SWORD CLATTERS)
Worst wizard ever!
(UNNERVING MUSIC)
(FORCE FIELD HUMS)
(UNNERVING MUSIC)
(FORCE FIELD HUMS)
(MENACING MUSIC)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
It's over, Robin.
This place, it belongs to us.
(CRUNCHING, CHEWING)
(MAGIC CHIMES)
Where is it?
Where is the crown?
Ah!
(CROWD GASPING)
Uh...
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
CROWD: Oooooh!
Mummy. Ugh...
(BOTH GASPING)
Medic!
(CRYING) No! Glen, stay with me,
stay with me my big...
(CRYING) No! Glen, stay with me,
stay with me my big...
I'm fine, Mum. You're not!
You're anything but fine!
Who's responsible for this?
She called an ambulance?
It's only a head scratch.
She called an ambulance?
It's only a head scratch.
You know what Glen's mum's like.
CATHY: Snitches don't get stitches.
You know that?
It doesn't matter. Mum, please!
Mm. Oh... Look at me, Glen.
I'm fine. It's just a scratch.
Mm. Oh... Look at me, Glen.
I'm fine. It's just a scratch.
What's happened?
It's not my fault!
Look into my eyes.
You... You did start it.
Not today, Satan! You are Mummy's,
Mummy's brave big boy, aren't you?
Not today, Satan! You are Mummy's,
Mummy's brave big boy, aren't you?
You look after him.
I'm fine.
OK. How many fingers?
How many fingers am I... 46.
OK. How many fingers?
How many fingers am I... 46.
MAN: Amaya! Home, please!
Now is not the time for joking!
We're losing him! You know
he's hyperglycaemic, don't you?
Oh, my baby boy!
Oh, my baby boy!
Come on, let's get this show
on the road!
See you tomorrow, Robin.
(SIRENS BLARING)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
BRIDGET: Robin,
eat your peas, please.
Ooh. You can't leave the table
till your plate's clean.
There you go.
Thank you.
There you go.
Thank you.
So, what about Fred?
Mm, doesn't feel like a Fred.
(LAUGHS) Boris?
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
What do you think, Robin?
Oh, whatever. I don't care.
So, uh, me and your mum
were thinking, um...
how would you like a bigger bedroom?
How would you like a bigger bedroom?
Say, the study?
No. I like my room.
But it would really help us
if your new baby brother
was closer to our room. So,
you don't want me to be close to you?
Was closer to our room. So,
you don't want me to be close to you?
Of course we do.
You'll be just down the hall.
It's south-facing, so...
(SIGHS) Do I even have a choice?
(SIGHS) Do I even have a choice?
(PHONE RINGS)
Don't get up.(GIGGLES)
(PHONE RINGS)
Look, Robin,
Look, Robin,
I know it feels like
there's a lot going on right now,
but things... they can't stay
the same forever.
Besides, you'll love having
a little brother for your crew.
Besides, you'll love having
a little brother for your crew.
No, I won't. And we're not 'a crew'.
We're the Hoods.
Oh.Robin.
One of the mums says you shot
her kid in the head.
One of the mums says you shot
her kid in the head.
No, I didn't!
You know the rules, Robin.
No hits above the shoulders.
I know, and I didn't do it.
I know, and I didn't do it.
They're just trying to get me
in trouble.
I think there's been
a misunderstanding.
I think there's been
a misunderstanding.
Uh... Well,
she says she didn't, so...
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
I'll talk to her about it.
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
(DOG BARKING)
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
GANG: Over here!
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
GANG: Over here!
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHUCKLING)
Most exciting plans afoot.
(CHUCKLES)
It's all in here.
It's all in here.
Thank you. Bye.
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(SINISTER MUSIC)
(SINISTER MUSIC)
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
We're inviting all the residents
of the street
We're inviting all the residents
of the street
to a meeting in the church hall
tomorrow.Oh.
Right. What's it about? Well,
there's some basic information here,
but everything will be made
clear tomorrow.
But everything will be made
clear tomorrow.
Exciting changes on the horizon.
(CHORTLES)
Ha.
(GIGGLES)
Hm.
Hm.
(DOOR CLOSES)
(MENACING MUSIC)
(GASPS)
(GIGGLING)
(GIGGLING)
Come on Hoods, let's go.
Come on Hoods, let's go.
Mm, new wheels, Little Dan?
Very fancy.
Mum says I'll grow into it.
(SINISTER MUSIC)
(SINISTER MUSIC)
Hey, clipboard lady! Can't you read?
(SCOFFS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(ENGINE HUMMING)
(DREAMY MUSIC)
What were you doing outside
of The Kingdom, anyway?
I was following a bird.
Why?
I've never seen one
that looks like that before.
I've never seen one
that looks like that before.
I mean, look.
Huh. Me neither.
That would look perfect for my crown.
Pretty please, Little Dan.
I saved you, remember?
Thank you.
No more hitting above
the shoulders, Robin.
You know the rules. Ahem.
Only when the sun doth shineth
does the great game play.
Only when the sun doth shineth
does the great game play.
The crown must remain
in The Kingdom.
No chemical warfare-eth.
What?
Farts.
Oh.
Farts.
Oh.
No grown-ups, and no hitteth
above the shoulders.
It is written!
It is written!
(EUPHORIC MUSIC)
I've drafted an official apology.
All you need to do
I've drafted an official apology.
All you need to do
is sign it.
I'm not signing that, Amaya!
Henry was gonna kill Little Dan!
Yes, but Henry wasn't breaking
any rules.
Yes, but Henry wasn't breaking
any rules.
They're sacred, Robin.
They'll be sacred
after you've given up the crown.
About that...
About that...
I was thinking...
maybe I don't? But everyone has
to give up the crown
when they start secondary school.
Yeah, but whoever has the crown
when they start secondary school.
Yeah, but whoever has the crown
makes the rules, right?
Right...
So, I say I keep the crown forever.
So, I say I keep the crown forever.
Where's Glen?
How many more of our children
must be struck down
before we see an end
to this madness?
Before we see an end
to this madness?
Today, it is my son.
Tomorrow, it could be yours.
We cannot let
this massacre continue.
My baby was innocent!
Alright, Cath, he's only had
a couple of stitches.
Alright, Cath, he's only had
a couple of stitches.
He'll be scarred for life!
And all because of a stupid game.
Is that what the neck brace
is all about?
It was your reckless daughter
who caused all of this.
It was your reckless daughter
who caused all of this.
Excuse me?
Tell them, Glen.
Glen?
Glen?
I... I wasn't there.
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
I was at the apothecary's,
mixing a new healing potion!
I was at the apothecary's,
mixing a new healing potion!
But I heard... that Robin,
in an attempt to save
a member of our kingdom,
in an attempt to save
a member of our kingdom,
bestowed an arrow unto her bow
and fired it
betwixt the eyes of King Henry
of Brandlethorn!
Betwixt the eyes of King Henry
of Brandlethorn!
(ADULT CLEARING THROAT)
She shot a kid in the head.
She shot a kid in the head.
(ADULTS GASP) Ooooh!
Wait a minute.
Robin told us that didn't happen.
Then, she's a liar.
Then, she's a liar.
This is why I brought you
here today.
I propose an immediate ban
to playing on that eyesore.
Hold on.
They've only just broken
for the summer. I don't think
They've only just broken
for the summer. I don't think
that we should be banning the only
green space they have to play on.
That may well be the case, Yun-Ho,
but they might not have
a choice soon, anyway.
But they might not have
a choice soon, anyway.
Regardless,
we can't just do nothing.
Look, it makes no sense
punishing all of them
Look, it makes no sense
punishing all of them
for something that Robin's done.
(SIGHS)
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
So, what are you going
to do about it?
So, what are you going
to do about it?
Ooh... (EXHALES)
I mean, a neck brace, honestly.
She's just worried about her son.
I just don't like the way she thinks
she owns the whole street.
I just don't like the way she thinks
she owns the whole street.
Well, she was right
about Robin, though.
She's lied to us, Nick.
(CHATTER)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) You're grounded.
Grounded? Well, what for?
Grounded? Well, what for?
Because you lied to us, Robin.
You need to learn
that your actions have consequences.
You should be thanking us. Glen's
mum wanted to ban the lot of you.
You should be thanking us. Glen's
mum wanted to ban the lot of you.
But what am I gonna do all day? You
can start by packing up your room.
Now, Robin!
Robin, are you coming
to this town meeting?
Robin, are you coming
to this town meeting?
(ETHEREAL MUSIC)
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)
(CHAIR SCRAPING)
(CHAIR SCRAPING)
Oh, looks like
the whole street's here.
Uh... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's good.
(DOORS CREAK OPEN)
(DOORS CREAK OPEN)
As many of you are already aware,
As many of you are already aware,
the neglected land
at the end of your road
has long been an eyesore.
Unused, unloved, untapped potential.
Unused, unloved, untapped potential.
Our redevelopment project
changes all of that.
Our redevelopment project
changes all of that.
(GIGGLES)
Elsewhere, our previous
redevelopments have seen
Elsewhere, our previous
redevelopments have seen
a sharp rise in house prices,
quality of life,
and increased opportunity
for the local community.
And increased opportunity
for the local community.
Interesting.
Mm.
What we are proposing
is a small leisure park...
built for the needs
of the surrounding residents.
Built for the needs
of the surrounding residents.
Hm.
There will be retail units
focusing on locally
sourced products,
a small entertainment complex,
complete with cinema
a small entertainment complex,
complete with cinema
and a health club.
Uh, but won't that increase
the traffic on the road?
Well, not when we build
the new flyover,
Well, not when we build
the new flyover,
ensuring all traffic is focused away
to the north of the complex.
How much disruption will it cause?
Oh, disruption will be minimal.
How much disruption will it cause?
Oh, disruption will be minimal.
And the benefits considerable.
But what about the wildlife?
Well, obviously conservation
is important,
Well, obviously conservation
is important,
but, to our knowledge,
no protected species
have been found in the area.
The only precious wildlife I've seen
The only precious wildlife I've seen
are the darling children
that play there. (LAUGHS)
(CROWD LAUGHING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(YAWNING)
Knights! Gather round!
For too long the Hoods of Longsight
have held the crown,
and now they do so unjustly.
And now they do so unjustly.
I feel the time has come
for us to retake The Kingdom
once and for all.
It's impossible if she doesn't
play by the rules.
It's impossible if she doesn't
play by the rules.
Then, maybe it's time
we don't play by the rules either.
(ALL GASPING)
But the rules are sacred!
It is written!
KNIGHTS: It is written!
KNIGHTS: It is written!
Where is it written
that one side can obey the rules,
but the others can shoot us
in the head?
(ALL MUMBLING) True... Yeah.
(ALL MUMBLING) True... Yeah.
The rules are there to keep order.
Without them, it's chaos.
What do you suggest?
We show them what chaos
really looks like!
We show them what chaos
really looks like!
(ALL CHEERING)
Ooh, oh!
Sorry, could you chuck us
the ball back, please?
Sorry, could you chuck us
the ball back, please?
(SIGHS)
(LAUGHTER)
CLIPBOARD: And, as you can see,
our resident-friendly work hours
mean you'll barely notice
we're there.
Mean you'll barely notice
we're there.
Did I also mention
there will be day-care facilities?
Oh, right. Well, that'll be great
for when I finally go back to work.
But what about The Kingdom?
I'm sorry, The Kingdom?
That land is ours.
Where will we go?
Where will we go?
That's a great question, young lady.
And that is why we have created...
the Kidz Zone! With a Z.
The Kidz Zone! With a Z.
Why do we have to get rid
of what we've got?
You can't make an omelette without
breaking eggs. So, a health club?
Mm, mm. Complete with gym,
Mm, mm. Complete with gym,
sauna, and aromatherapy suite.
Oh...
See, I'm in the business
of taking something ugly
See, I'm in the business
of taking something ugly
and turning it
into something beautiful.
I'm in the business of creating
a better future...
I'm in the business of creating
a better future...
a brighter future,
a future for all of us.
Huh.
(CLAPPING)
(APPLAUSE)
Dad!
(MENACING MUSIC)
(MENACING MUSIC)
NICK: Let's face it, it's about time
the council sold off that land.
NICK: Let's face it, it's about time
the council sold off that land.
It's been doing nothing for years.
It might be a bit of an eyesore
for a while,
It might be a bit of an eyesore
for a while,
gym'll be good, though.
Get in shape after the baby.
What do you mean, in shape?
Was I never in shape?
It's, uh...
Sorry, no, you know, back in shape.
It's, uh...
Sorry, no, you know, back in shape.
What's wrong with my shape now?
No, no, nothing!
I mean, look at you. Amazing.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Dad! I can't believe
you're just talking
about this like you're
just gonna let it happen.
I don't think we have a choice.
They own the land.
No, they don't.
It's ours. I've got the crown.
No, they don't.
It's ours. I've got the crown.
Robin, that's just a game.
It's not just a game.
It's our land!
It's their land.
They've got planning permission.
It's their land.
They've got planning permission.
Well, they don't have my permission.
Robin?
Robin?
I'll go get her.
Yeah.
Robin!
You know I've got a bad leg!
You know I've got a bad leg!
Robin?
Robin!
Robin!
Robin, come on, let's talk about it.
(BIRD CAWING)
Robin!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Robin!
Robin!
Robin! Where are you?
(THREATENING MUSIC)
(DRONE HUMMING)
You sure this is gonna work?
This is one of the best drones
on the market.
This is one of the best drones
on the market.
Does it only do black and white?
It's infrared.
Yeah, of course. Course.
Yeah, of course. Course.
I can't believe she's gone
into the woods, and at night.
Why?
What's in the woods?
(FLY BUZZING)
What's in the woods?
(FLY BUZZING)
What's in the woods?
(PANTING)
(EERIE MUSIC)
(EERIE MUSIC)
(PANTING, GASPS)
(CAULDRON BUBBLING)
(CAULDRON BUBBLING)
(FOOD SQUELCHING)
(FRANTIC SNIFFING)
(GASPS)
(CAULDRON BUBBLING)
(GASPS)
(CAULDRON BUBBLING)
(SCREAMING)
Uh! Uh...
Uh! Uh...
What you doing sneaking around
my camp? Thieving? I'm not a thief!
Spying on me then, eh? Who sent ya?
Nobody sent me.
Spying on me then, eh? Who sent ya?
Nobody sent me.
Then, who do you work for?
Government?
My mum works for the post office.
Well, I don't like visitors.
I've gone to a lot of trouble
to keep myself to myself,
I've gone to a lot of trouble
to keep myself to myself,
and I especially
don't like children!
So, if you ain't thieving
and you ain't spying,
what are you doing? Running away!
Running away from what?
What are you doing? Running away!
Running away from what?
Nothing.
Not very brave then, are you,
running away from nothing?
I am brave! I'm Robin of the Hoods!
I am brave! I'm Robin of the Hoods!
Ah! I know you.
You're one of those little cretins
that keep putting up all them signs.
You're one of those little cretins
that keep putting up all them signs.
Think you own the place, don't ya?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I know what to do with you.
I know what to do with you.
Please don't eat me!
Eat you?
(CACKLING)
Why would I eat ya?
I'm a vegetarian!
Why would I eat ya?
I'm a vegetarian!
(DOVE COOING)
(DOVE COOING)
(DOVE COOING)
Oh, what?
The solar panels have gone again.
Why aren't you connecting?
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
AMAYA: Robin! Robin!
AMAYA: Robin! Robin!
I'm here!
I can see you on my drone!
(DRONE HUMMING)
(MAGIC ECHOES)
(MAGIC ECHOES)
(FORCE FIELD BUZZES)
What do you think you're doing?
What do you think you're doing?
It's after dark.
So?
You shot me in the head.
I warned you.
You didn't have to go crying
to your mummy about it!
You didn't have to go crying
to your mummy about it!
Robin!
You can't guard the crown forever.
The Knights will never retake
the Kingdom as long as I'm around!
The Knights will never retake
the Kingdom as long as I'm around!
We'll see about that.
NICK: Is Robin in there?
Yeah.
Thank goodness for that!
Robin, home, now!
Thank goodness for that!
Robin, home, now!
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
I'm sleeping.
Uh...
Uh...
Hello, Sleeping, I'm Dad.
(SIGHS)
You know, Robin,
you can't just run away
when you don't get what you want.
When you don't get what you want.
Well... what should I do?
You've gotta...
face your problems.
Face your problems.
Head on.
This is an exciting time for you.
New school, new friends.
You're gonna do new things.
But I don't want to do new things.
But I don't want to do new things.
I just want The Kingdom.
Well, your mum and I have had
a little chat...
Well, your mum and I have had
a little chat...
and we've decided, if...
if you agree to stop
the play fighting...
if you agree to stop
the play fighting...
(GENTLE MUSIC)
..you can go back to The Kingdom.
Really?
We know how much it means to you.
Really?
We know how much it means to you.
Ah...
(LAUGHS)
(HEARTFELT MUSIC)
(HEARTFELT MUSIC)
Ra-a-a-ah.
(GIGGLES)
(SPIRITED MUSIC)
(KEYBOARD TAPPING)
(PHONE CHIMES)
(PHONE CHIMES)
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
(PHONES PINGING)
So, what's gonna happen to
The Kingdom? What will become of us?
So, what's gonna happen to
The Kingdom? What will become of us?
What's a Kidz Zone?
Enough!
I know you're all worried, but I'm
not gonna let her take The Kingdom.
I know you're all worried, but I'm
not gonna let her take The Kingdom.
So, what are we gonna do?
We've got a plan.
A feather?
We think it belongs
to a special bird.
A rare bird.
So?
A rare bird.
So?
So, if we find the birds
in the area...
Then, she won't be able to build
on the land!
It's like what the lady said with
the clipboard: conservation.But...
It's like what the lady said with
the clipboard: conservation.But...
how do we know it's still here?
We need to find it.
We need to find it.
Little Dan, you're the only one
who's seen it.
Can you draw us a picture?
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)
Anyone recognise it?
Is it... definitely a bird?
Is it... definitely a bird?
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
Robin, we need to find out
where that feather came from.
Robin, we need to find out
where that feather came from.
Well, maybe we can find someone
who knows the area
better than we do.
Impossible!
No one knows this area
better than us.
No one knows this area
better than us.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
I know someone who might.
I know someone who might.
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
The witch? Are you crazy?
I don't think she's a witch.
Robin, please think about this.
I don't wanna get grounded.
Or die!
I don't wanna get grounded.
Or die!
She could've eaten you!
She's a vegetarian!
A classic witch's trap!
I know what I'm doing.
If you're all too scared,
I'll just go by myself.
If you're all too scared,
I'll just go by myself.
(SINISTER MUSIC)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(GROANS)
We'll, uh...
make sure you're not being followed!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
I heard that when she eats
mushrooms, she gets special powers.
I heard that when she eats
mushrooms, she gets special powers.
That's nothing.
My mum says she smokes grass.
Grass?
Grass?
Why would she smoke grass?
Shh!
Wizard Glen, kill the light.
Ooh!
Ooh!
De-luminatum.
(MAGIC CHIMES)
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, Mrs...
Witch?
Who dares disturb me at this time?
Witch?
Who dares disturb me at this time?
(WHELPS)
It's me, Robin.
Of the Hood.
Can I not get any peace?
(TOILET FLUSHES)
Ugh!
Ugh.
Ugh.
Come on.
Where did you get this?
Little Dan found it,
on the edge of the woods.
Little Dan found it,
on the edge of the woods.
Do you know what bird it belongs to?
Well, it looks like...
but it can't be.
Well, it looks like...
but it can't be.
(GASPS)
Come on, let's go, let's go!
Come on! Look at this place!
Come on, let's go, let's go!
Come on! Look at this place!
Wow! I bet she has potions galore!
Look at this stuff! Glen, over here.
The potions. Look at all of these.
The potions. Look at all of these.
Don't touch anything
with a skull and crossbones on!
Dead giveaway. Why don't you have
anything like this
in your apothecary?
Cos I'm not an evil witch.
In your apothecary?
Cos I'm not an evil witch.
What are these? This is all
for some kind of black magic.
But she does have some cool vials.
Is it just you here, Witch?
Is it just you here, Witch?
WITCH: There used to be more of us
fighting the good fight,
but they ran away.
So, now it's just me.
So, now it's just me.
Bet she ate them.
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
Hey! Put that down!
I see you prefer
the spherical glass
I see you prefer
the spherical glass
to the more traditional
tube-shaped vial, Witch.
Yes. It prevents it
from separating at the bottom.
And my name's not 'Witch'.
And my name's not 'Witch'.
It's Aura.
(SNIFFS, GAGS) Ugh.
(GENTLE MUSIC)
When was this taken?
Many moons ago.
What, like, ten?
Try hundreds.
What, like, ten?
Try hundreds.
(CACKLING)
What herbs are these?
Stop touching things!
Stop touching things!
(EMOTIVE MUSIC)
(BOOK SLAMS)
(BOOK SLAMS)
Is this your family?
Uh, yes.
All grown up now.
Huh, flown the nest, you could say.
Huh, flown the nest, you could say.
I don't believe it.
This is the Laetus Cauda Avis,
otherwise known
as a Rainbow Tailed Lapwing.
Otherwise known
as a Rainbow Tailed Lapwing.
But they haven't been seen round
these parts since I was your age.
So, it is a rare bird!
But, I saw one the other day.
What?
Feather. I saw the bird
that dropped it.
Well, then that means
they're still here.
Yes, I knew it!
They won't be able to build!
Yes, I knew it!
They won't be able to build!
Oh, so that's your plan?
Yeah. They're gonna destroy
our Kingdom.
How do you think I feel?
I'm gonna end up living
next to a car park.
I'm gonna end up living
next to a car park.
Well, not if we find this bird.
Will you help us?
Will you help us?
If it means I get some peace.
So, when the Mayor sees
that feather,
he'll be able to stop the project.
Don't we need an appointment?
He'll be able to stop the project.
Don't we need an appointment?
Just tell him it's urgent
and about the birds.
And this will definitely work?
He might be a spineless
little weasel,
He might be a spineless
little weasel,
but he is a stickler for the rules.
Sounds like Amaya.
'It is written.'(LAUGHTER)
At least the rules work,
unlike your magic.
At least the rules work,
unlike your magic.
(GASPS)
Show him this.
(SPIRITED MUSIC)
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
Arh! Get that thing away from me!
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
Arh! Get that thing away from me!
It's just a phone. Don't you know
what those things do to your brain?
Even on airplane mode?
Especially on airplane mode!
Especially on airplane mode!
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
(PHONE TAPPING)
(VIBRANT MUSIC)
What's wrong?
I can't.
What do you mean, you can't?
I can't cross the stream.
Ah! Magic spell!
Yeah.
It's a curse.
It's a curse.
I am bound to this place.
Don't worry. I've got this.
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
Da-a-a-ah!
I... might have used
the wrong spell.
I... might have used
the wrong spell.
Glen?
Sorry kids!
Good luck!
Come on, Glen.
Uh, you and your magic.
At least he's trying.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(HOOVES CLOPPING)
(HOOVES CLOPPING)
(TOWNSFOLK CHATTER)
(LUTE PLAYING)
(GUITAR PLAYING)
(SIREN BLARING)
(PHONE RINGS)
Next.
(PHONE RINGS)
Next.
Hello. Uh, we'd like
an audience with the Mayor?
Do you have an appointment?
Do you have an appointment?
No.
I can't help you then. Next!
It's about a scandal.
What scandal?
We know about the birds.
And if we don't get to speak to him,
we are going to go to the papers.
(SIGHS)
(PHONE BEEPS)
MAYOR: Yes?
Hello, Sir.
MAYOR: Yes?
Hello, Sir.
I've got three young lads
and a fat kid here to see you.
Fat wizard!
Apparently they have a scandal.
Apparently they have a scandal.
A scandal? What about?
I don't know.
They say they know about the birds.
(FRANTIC MUSIC)
(FRANTIC MUSIC)
Thank you, Sandra.
Kids, come up to my office.
(LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC)
(LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC)
(PHONE RINGS)
What do you want?
Sweets? Tech?
Sweets? Tech?
Money?
I've already got my pocket money.
This isn't about money!
It's about what's right!
How did you find out?
Aura.
Aura?
Which one's that?
Which one's that?
She lives in the woods.
The woods?
Oh, that hippie.
Oh, that hippie.
What's this about?
This is about the birds.
Feathered birds! Gotcha.
Feathered birds! Gotcha.
Right.
That's what we said.
You can't develop on the land
at the end of Longsight
because these birds live here.
And they're endangered.
Because these birds live here.
And they're endangered.
It's against government code 32.1
of the Wildlife Act 1998.
It is written.
In a PDF!
It is written.
In a PDF!
This feather is proof.
I'm afraid it isn't.
That could've blown in
from anywhere.
Little Dan saw it.
Have you got a picture?
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
Video?
Any evidence whatsoever?
But I saw it!
Listen.
Listen.
I know change is scary...
and you're frightened of losing
your play area...
but we can't stop construction
just because of a feather.
But we can't stop construction
just because of a feather.
Even if Little Jim did see the bird.
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE RINGS)
Yep?
SANDRA: Sir, she's here.
The scary one.
Send her up.
I have an appointment.
(COUGHING)
A real one.
(INHALER PUFFS)
A real one.
(INHALER PUFFS)
Well, if we find you the proof, do
you promise to stop the development?
We'll look into it.
We'll look into it.
And if not...
you've got the Kidz Zone!
With a Z!
This way please.
Ah, good to see you again, Mayor.
May I say, you smell divine.
Why, thank you.
May I say, you smell divine.
Why, thank you.
And what a delectable tie.
Come on, Hoods, it's not over yet.
I assume you've received my payment
for the purchase of the land?
Yes, everything is in order.
(SNARLS)
(ALL GASP)
What do you think
they're talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But we've got to find that bird,
and quickly.
Yeah. But, I mean,
how are we gonna...
(SANDRA CLEARS HER THROAT)
Come on.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Come on.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
These plans will put our town
on the map.
Well, that's the idea.
Catapult us into the future.
Catapult us into the future.
And this is only the beginning.
Did the residents have, um...
Did the residents have, um...
much to say?
Oh...
nothing that the promise
of a health spa couldn't fix.
(LAUGHS)
Good.
(LAUGHS)
Good.
Gotta keep the voters happy.
So, no objections?
Well, not from the adults.
Well, not from the adults.
Although one of those
delightful children
that just left did have
a few things to say.
Yes.
Yes.
Got it into their heads
that some rare bird
is frequenting the area.
Is that so?
Is that so?
Is the other wildlife helping them?
Yes. She is.
Hm.
Yes. She is.
Hm.
Well... perhaps it's best
I do another sweep
to make sure I haven't
missed anything.
Best be sure.
Mm.
Best be sure.
Mm.
Especially with some
of the other ideas we have.
Other ideas?
For the surrounding area.
Other ideas?
For the surrounding area.
Did nobody tell you?
Our vision is expanding. (LAUGHS)
Expanding?
Now, before you object,
let me show you how it has revamped
some of the other towns.
Do you see?
(SINISTER MUSIC)
(CACKLING)
(LAPWING SCREECHING)
(LAPWING SCREECHING)
OK, listen up.
This is the bird we are looking for.
I shall send this vision
to you all now.
I shall send this vision
to you all now.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Mmmmm!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
(PHONES PINGING)
We need evidence, so those of you
who have phones, partner up.
(CHATTER)
What's that?
It's a camera.
Can you play games on it?
No.
Rubbish!
Alright, Little Dan, lead the way.
Alright, Little Dan, lead the way.
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
(LEAVES RUSTLE)
Alright, then...
what about Little Dan?
Little Dan? His little head wouldn't
even be able to support the crown.
Little Dan? His little head wouldn't
even be able to support the crown.
Well, who, then?
(BOTH YELP)
You need to think about the future.
I don't see why I have to give it up!
(BOTH YELP)
Because we've had our time.
(BOTH YELP)
Because we've had our time.
You can't rule forever.
Aaarhahaha!
Mummy! Arh!
Oh, what is it, wizard?
Nettle!
Well, be quiet about it.
Nettle!
Well, be quiet about it.
Or we'll never be able
to find this bird.
Where is everybody?
KNIGHTS: Aa-a-argh!
Run!
KNIGHTS: Aa-a-argh!
Run!
(KNIGHTS SHOUTING)
(LITTLE DAN SCREAMING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(KNIGHTS SHOUTING)
(ARROW WHISTLES)
Lightning bolt!
(BOLT FIZZES) Aah!
Lighting bolt!
(BOLT FIZZES) This way!
Lighting bolt!
(BOLT FIZZES) This way!
Agh!
(ARROW WHISTLING)
(ARROW WHISTLES)
(ARROW WHISTLES)
HENRY: They went this way!
(ARROW WHISTLES)
HENRY: They went this way!
Come on!
(FLAMES ROARING)
(FLAMES ROARING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
It's the Witch's camp.
We shouldn't be here.
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
I'm not afraid. (LAUGHS)
Ah, more children.
Ah, more children.
(CHILLING MUSIC)
Aaargh!
She eats eyeballs!
(SIGHS) That was close.
Why are there more children?
It's not our fault.
They were chasing us.
It's not our fault.
They were chasing us.
Honestly, I offer you
one veggie skewer
and suddenly it's like
a day-care around here.
We were looking for the bird.
So, did you find it?
We were looking for the bird.
So, did you find it?
No. We looked everywhere.
Well, you can't have
looked everywhere.
It would help
if we knew where to look.
Wait. You said you've seen
the bird before.
Yeah, but that was years ago.
My memory ain't what it was.
And what about the Mayor?
And what about the Mayor?
Ah.
Sorry, kids.
I wish I could help you.
Really, I do.
I wish I could help you.
Really, I do.
(GASPS) Don't you have some kind
of potion that could help?
(GRITTY MUSIC)
Hm.
(GRITTY MUSIC)
Hm.
Is this going to work?
The memory pipe never fails.
Ah...
Uh...
Why are her eyes doing that?
Is she alive?
She's away with the fairies.
(CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER)
I think she might be... dead.
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(BIRDS TWEETING)
(LAPWING SCREECHING)
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
(CAULDRON BUBBLING)
Water!
ALL: What? Speak, Witch!
Water.
Water.
Water?
Water! The marshes!
That's where we'll find it!
Water!
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
A mystical bird holds
the key to victory
against the forces
that threaten our kingdom.
Against the forces
that threaten our kingdom.
Why are you filming?
I'm always filming.
It's for my followers.
Like and subscribe.
It's for my followers.
Like and subscribe.
(SQUELCH)
Oh!
I knew I should have worn
my wellies.
My mum won't be happy.
Your mum's never happy.
Your mum's never happy.
(SINISTER MUSIC)
Guys!
Guys, wait for me!
Guys, wait for me!
(GRUNTS)
AMAYA: We've been looking for ages.
(LAPWING SCREECHES)
(LAPWING SCREECHES)
Guys... (LAPWING SCREECHES)
(WHISPERS) There it is!
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
(LAPWING SCREECHES)
(LAPWING SCREECHES)
(CROSSBOW CLUNKS)
No! (LAPWING SQUEALS)
(GASPS)
(LAPWING SQUEALS) Ah!
(MENACING MUSIC)
Bingo!
(CACKLING)
(CACKLING)
Well, thank you
for leading me to it.
I'd never have found it
if it wasn't for you. (CACKLING)
You're a monster!
Oh, no.
You're a monster!
Oh, no.
I'm a businesswoman.
You'll never get away with this.
Well, you can't save a bird
that's already extinct.
Well, you can't save a bird
that's already extinct.
Ah! No, no, no, no!
I'll tell everyone what you did.
I'll tell everyone what you did.
And who's going to believe you? Hm?
(CACKLING)
Enjoy the Kidz Zone. (CACKLING)
Enjoy the Kidz Zone. (CACKLING)
(MAGIC ECHOES)
(BIRDS SCREECHING)
Thanks.
Thanks.
So, what do we do now?
Always recording.
Your mum's never happy.
Your mum's never happy.
AMAYA: Is it all like this?
Worst wizard ever!
Worst wizard ever!
(SIGHS)
(ON PHONE) Like and subscribe.
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
CLIPBOARD: Ah.
The last remaining wildlife.
You'll never get rid of me.
Oh, that's where you're wrong.
You're about to be extinct.
You're about to be extinct.
What have you done? Did you really
think this was going to stop me?
You're sick! Get out of here!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
See, you don't get to tell me
what to do on my land.
See, you don't get to tell me
what to do on my land.
This is not your land.
Ooh. Oh, what, did nobody tell you?
Our vision is expanding. (CHUCKLES)
Our vision is expanding. (CHUCKLES)
Um, here's your notice.
I think you'll find
it's all in order.
I think you'll find
it's all in order.
Construction commences next week,
so pack up your trash and leave.
But this is my home.
Not anymore.
And there's nothing you or any bird
can do about it. (LAUGHS)
And there's nothing you or any bird
can do about it. (LAUGHS)
And then there were none.
And then there were none.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Guys...
(ENGINE STARTS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
We found the bird. Yeah, it was
by the water, just as you said.
But Clipboard killed it. We looked
for ages to see if there was more.
But Clipboard killed it. We looked
for ages to see if there was more.
But there wasn't.
She can't get away with this.
What do we do now, Aura?
Aura?
Just go home, kids.
Just go home, kids.
What?
It's over.
We can't just give up.
I can't help you.
But there must be another way.
I don't wanna see you
around here anymore!
I don't wanna see you
around here anymore!
So, you're just gonna let them win?
Leave me alone!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Well, what about the audio?
I was, uh, too far away?
I was, uh, too far away?
Well, what if there was
another rare animal?
Like a rabbit? Or a cow!
Like a rabbit? Or a cow!
Why would there be a cow
in the woods?
And how many rare animals
do you think there are?
The whole point is that they're rare!
The whole point is that they're rare!
Well, maybe there's footage
somewhere else.
Well, maybe if you knew
how to use a camera,
we'd have the footage we need!
But instead we've got more
we'd have the footage we need!
But instead we've got more
of your funny chins!
Hey!
Robin, we're all on the same team.
Then why is it down to me
all the time?
Then why is it down to me
all the time?
I'm the one that realised
the feather's important.
I'm the one that got help from Aura,
and I'm the one
that spotted the bird!
What have you done?!
Been there with you!
What have you done?!
Been there with you!
Fat lot of good that's done!
(SOMBRE MUSIC)
(SIGHS)
Well, maybe...
Well, maybe...
you'll be better off on your own.
Yeah.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I will.
(POIGNANT MUSIC)
It was fun...
It was fun...
while it lasted.
(SOLEMN MUSIC)
(SIGHS)
(SAD MUSIC)
(BOWL CLINKS)
(RUMBLING)
(VEHICLES RUMBLING)
(SINISTER MUSIC)
WORKER: Yeah, I'll send
it down to ya.
Hey! What are you doing?
That's our land! It's Raised Ground
Construction property.
It's off limits. Come on.
It's off limits. Come on.
Move!
Hey!
MAN: Hey! You get back here!
(MACHINE RUMBLING)
(WORKERS CHATTING)
(BOTTLES CLINKING AND SMASHING)
WORKER: Oi! Get away from there!
No kids allowed!
WORKER: Oi! Get away from there!
No kids allowed!
WORKER: Grab her!
(ENGINE REVVING)
Come here! Oi!
(DIGGER ENGINE REVVING)
(DIGGER ENGINE REVVING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(MENACING MUSIC)
(MENACING MUSIC)
Now what?
Now what?
Robin!
(DIGGERS HUMMING)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC)
(SIGHS)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(CALM MUSIC)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(DOOR OPENS)
NICK: Hello.
LITTLE DAN: Is Robin there?
I'm sorry, she's not feeling
very well today.
I could ask Glen
for a healing potion.
I don't think that'll work.
Well...
Well...
can you tell her we're here,
when she's feeling up to it?
I will.
(INTENSE MUSIC)
(INTENSE MUSIC)
(DRONE BUZZING)
Ah! Oh...
(CATHY INHALES)
(EXHALES)
(EXHALES)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(DOOR OPENS)
(VIDEO GAME CHIMING)
(VIDEO GAME CHIMING)
I'm worried about Robin.
BRIDGET: Yeah, me too.
I've never seen her so uninspired.
These past few days,
all she's done is stare at a screen.
I didn't even think
she liked video games. She doesn't.
I didn't even think
she liked video games. She doesn't.
She's always said they're for kids
with no imagination.
They are.
Uh, right.
They are.
Uh, right.
So, what's your excuse?
Hey. Football Manager
is a simulator, not a game.
Do you think Robin's right?
Well, I don't think
it's about right or wrong.
Well, I don't think
it's about right or wrong.
The company own the land.
What can we do?
Yeah, I suppose. Besides,
it'll really improve the area.
(GIGGLING)
(LOUD RUMBLING)
Hey, Robin.
I was thinking of baking a cake.
I said I was going to bake a cake.
I said I was going to bake a cake.
I heard you. Well, I thought
you might be able to help me,
since I've already got a bun
in the oven.
I'm busy!
I'm busy!
Uh!
Ooh!
Are you dead?
(SIGHS)
I know it's rubbish,
but you can't just sit
I know it's rubbish,
but you can't just sit
in your room playing
videogames all day.
Why not?
Because there's more to life.
Why don't you go out and play
with your friends?
Why don't you go out and play
with your friends?
And do what?
Well, make a new game.
It's not just a game. It's ours.
It's not just a game. It's ours.
And now she's just gonna
knock it down like it means nothing.
Oh, Robin. I'm sorry, really I am.
But part of growing up
is understanding
But part of growing up
is understanding
that things don't stay
the same forever.
Life is like a cake.
You've got to make the best you can
with the ingredients you've been
given. Now pass me the eggs.
With the ingredients you've been
given. Now pass me the eggs.
(TENSE MUSIC)
(TENSE MUSIC)
Eggs!
Mum, you're a genius!
Ooh.
I love you!
Where's my phone?
Where's my phone?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(KEYPAD TAPPING)
(KEYPAD TAPPING)
(PHONE CHIMES)
(PHONE BLEEPING)
So, if we find the nests,
we'll have our proof,
and they won't be able to build.
It's one thing finding a bird.
And they won't be able to build.
It's one thing finding a bird.
Finding a nest is going
to be almost impossible.
If there even is a nest.
There's thousands of trees
in these woods.
There's thousands of trees
in these woods.
How are we supposed to search
every single one?
We've got to try.
Uh, it says here that the La...
Uh, it says here that the La...
Lat-e-us... Cau...
Rainbow Tailed Lapwing
makes its nests on the ground.
Makes its nests on the ground.
Well, that narrows it down.
So, just all
of the forest floor, then?
Come on, guys. Please.
I can't do this without you.
I'm with you, Robin.
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
GLEN: So am I.
GLEN: So am I.
Me too.
And me.
We still need more people.
We still need more people.
Yeah
We do.
This isn't really what I meant.
This isn't really what I meant.
Are you sure about this, Robin?
Just trust me.
Why would they help us?
Because they're the only ones
who care about The Kingdom
as much as we do.
Who care about The Kingdom
as much as we do.
Glen, ready the flag.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Chin up!
Back straight!
Chest out!
How are we ever gonna win back
the crown
How are we ever gonna win back
the crown
if you can't even stand properly?
What is there left to fight for?
This is the new kingdom,
and the time will come
when we'll have to defend it!
(SQUELCH)
when we'll have to defend it!
(SQUELCH)
(HORN BLOWING)
The Hoods are coming!
And that time is now!
(CHATTER)
(CHATTER)
They carry the flag of...
peace?(HORN BLOWING)
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
(BELL RINGS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
You smell of desperation!
You smell of desperation!
You all smell of dog poo.
If you've got something to say,
say it!
If you've got something to say,
say it!
I need your help.
My help?
Why would I ever help you?
Because it's in your interest.
My interest
is holding onto what's left.
Is holding onto what's left.
We need to work together
to save The Kingdom.
I have a kingdom.
For now.
Is that a threat?
I want to show you something.
I want to show you something.
It's a trap!
I assure you it's not.
Glen.
Right. OK.
Right. OK.
(TENSE MUSIC)
(GRUNTS)
Tsk. This'll be good.
(GRUNTS)
Tsk. This'll be good.
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh...
(KNIGHTS GIGGLING)
You've got this, wizard.
(KNIGHTS GIGGLING)
You've got this, wizard.
Ah!
(ENERGY ZAPS)
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(FORCE FIELD BUZZING)
This is what happens
when we do nothing.
What is this place?
What is this place?
It's a town, just like ours.
Well, it used to be
until the developers came.
Well, it used to be
until the developers came.
You may have a place
to call your own now,
but they won't stop
until there's nothing left.
We're all in this together.
We're all in this together.
Until we're not.
We help you get The Kingdom back
and we're still out in the cold.
Don't you get it?
It's not you versus me.
It's us versus them.
It's not you versus me.
It's us versus them.
You would say that
when you're losing.
If you're not gonna do it
for The Kingdom,
then...
then...
what about for this?
Help us find the eggs,
and the crown and everything
that goes with it...
and the crown and everything
that goes with it...
is yours.
Robin, no!
(BACKGROUND LAUGHTER)
(TRAIN RUMBLING)
(TRAIN RUMBLING)
It was the only way
of getting their help!
When I said you had to pass on
the crown, I didn't mean like that!
When I said you had to pass on
the crown, I didn't mean like that!
This is heresy! It's our best chance
of finding the eggs!
But this means if we find the eggs,
we still lose The Kingdom.
But this means if we find the eggs,
we still lose The Kingdom.
That's exactly what it means!
What will become of us?
That crap heap, that's what!
I had no choice.
I had no choice.
So, I get it's against the rules...
Screw the rules.
The crown belongs to all of us.
It isn't yours to give away!
No, but it's my job to save it.
It isn't yours to give away!
No, but it's my job to save it.
(POIGNANT MUSIC)
If we lose the crown now,
then that's temporary.
But if we lose The Kingdom...
But if we lose The Kingdom...
it's forever.
Are you with me?
(RATTLING)
Uh... (SIGHS)
Robin, how are we going
to find the eggs
Robin, how are we going
to find the eggs
if we can't even get into the woods?
No wonder The Kingdom fell
under your leadership.(LAUGHTER)
It's not her fault!
Nobody's talking to you, Little Sam.
It's not her fault!
Nobody's talking to you, Little Sam.
Hey! Don't talk to him like that!
You guys are losers.
Just go back to your kingdom.
(INDISTINCT BICKERING)
(INDISTINCT BICKERING)
Enough! We're not gonna get anywhere
Enough! We're not gonna get anywhere
if we don't start working together!
We need to find a way in.
But we don't have permission.
We need to find a way in.
But we don't have permission.
Well, then let's go get it.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
SANDRA: Hey! Hey, wait a minute!
SANDRA: Hey! Hey, wait a minute!
You can't just go up there!
This isn't a playground!
Ugh! Children...
(DOOR THUDS, FOOTSTEPS)
(DOOR THUDS, FOOTSTEPS)
You have to let us into the woods.
You have to let us into the woods.
Uh, I'm sorry, Sir, they just
barged in. I'll get security.
It's OK, Sandra.
I'll take it from here.
Well, if there's anything you need,
I'm just outside.
Well, if there's anything you need,
I'm just outside.
Actually, Sandra, I'll take a water.
So, kids...
So, kids...
how can I help?
Did you know that she put fences
all around our woods?
Yes, I'm aware. And you're just
gonna let that happen?
Yes, I'm aware. And you're just
gonna let that happen?
There's endangered species in there.
Ah, yes. The mystical birds.
Have you found them yet?
Yes, we did.
Have you found them yet?
Yes, we did.
But Clipboard shot it.
That's a very serious allegation.
Have you got any proof?
No.
Have you got any proof?
No.
But we're gonna find you the eggs.
Eggs?
The bird's eggs.
If we find them, then that'll
give you the proof you need.
If we find them, then that'll
give you the proof you need.
And she won't be able to build.
So, you have to let us in.
Look, kids...
I admire your spirit.
I admire your spirit.
I'd like to help, I really would.
But the reality is...
the council doesn't own
this land anymore.
The council doesn't own
this land anymore.
So, there's nothing you can do?
I'm afraid you're too late.
I'm afraid you're too late.
(SOMBRE MUSIC)
Well, at least we tried.
What? We can't just give up now!
What? We can't just give up now!
It's over, Robin.
You heard what he said.
It's too late.
It's never too late.
But we can't get through the fences!
But we can't get through the fences!
Then, we'll find another way in!
(PHONE BLEEPS)
(EMOTIVE MUSIC)
You can't just run away
when you don't get what you want.
When you don't get what you want.
Those eggs are in there somewhere,
and if we don't do everything
we can to stop them,
then we might as well be building
on the land ourselves.
Then we might as well be building
on the land ourselves.
You've got to protect
the things you care about.
If they get away with this,
then they'll get away with
another thing and another thing,
until there's no land left.
First it's our kingdom,
First it's our kingdom,
but then it's somebody
else's kingdom,
until they rule all the land.
And once it's gone,
we're never getting it back.
Not for us, but more importantly
not for anyone that comes after us.
You've got to face
your problems head on,
You've got to face
your problems head on,
and I refuse to believe
it's too late.
Until the last tree's fallen,
it's never too late!
But I can't do it alone.
(SPIRITED MUSIC)
You're not alone.
You're not alone.
(EUPHORIC MUSIC)
Then, we'll meet
first thing tomorrow.
We won't go down without a fight!
(ALL CHEERING)
We won't go down without a fight!
(ALL CHEERING)
GLEN: Go Robin! Save The Kingdom!
GLEN: Go Robin! Save The Kingdom!
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(MUMBLING) Come on...
come on, people.
(MUMBLING) Come on...
come on, people.
(COMPUTER PINGS)
(MOUSE CLICKS)
Then, it's somebody else's kingdom,
(MOUSE CLICKS)
Then, it's somebody else's kingdom,
until they rule all the land.
And once it's gone,
we're never getting it back.
We're never getting it back.
Not for us, but more importantly
not for anyone that comes after us.
Bridget?
You've got to face
your problems head on.
You've got to face
your problems head on.
And I refuse to believe it's too late
until the last tree has fallen.
It's never too late!
Until the last tree has fallen.
It's never too late!
But I can't do it alone.
(CHURCH BELLS RINGING)
MAYOR: These plans are proving
more expensive
MAYOR: These plans are proving
more expensive
than we initially agreed.
Is it really necessary-
I thought you wouldn't stand
in the way of progress.
No. Absolutely not.
'Catapult us into the future, '
you said.
But do we have to cut down
quite so many trees?
But do we have to cut down
quite so many trees?
'Put this town on the map, '
you said.
Yes.
But I didn't say build a new town.
But I didn't say build a new town.
I don't think the residents...
The residents will like
whatever we tell them to.
That's the way this works.
No.
The residents elected me to do
what's best for this town.
That's the way this works.
You've gone too far.
You've gone too far.
I'm pulling the plug.
(DIAL TONE)
Sandra... Sir?
Call our lawyer, we need to...
What do you think you're doing?
I'm the Mayor!
What do you think you're doing?
I'm the Mayor!
And as the Mayor,
you're in the unique position
to make important choices.
(SINISTER MUSIC)
Currently, you have two.
One, let us continue
with our work unimpeded,
we finish the development and put
your sad little town on the map,
helping to make the lives of your
residents a little less miserable.
Helping to make the lives of your
residents a little less miserable.
Or two, you play the hero,
go back on our legally
binding contract,
and watch as we build anyway,
while suing you
and your pathetic little town
while suing you
and your pathetic little town
for every last penny you have.
Now, make your choice.
Now, make your choice.
Quickly.
HENRY: Where is everyone?
It's a Sunday.
Adults don't work on Sundays.
So, we're going over it?
Exactly.
So, we're going over it?
Exactly.
And how exactly
are we going to do that?
Out of my way!
Wizard coming through.
Let's be quick.
(LAUGHS) Amaya!
You took your dad's ladder
without asking?
Some rules are made to be broken.
Come on, we don't have much time.
Some rules are made to be broken.
Come on, we don't have much time.
(HORN BLARING)
(TRUCKS RUMBLING)
(MENACING MUSIC)
Get off my property!
What are you doing here?
First rule of business,
protect your investment.
First rule of business,
protect your investment.
Yes, Boss.
Nice speech, by the way.
We'll meet first thing tomorrow.
We won't go down without a fight!
We'll meet first thing tomorrow.
We won't go down without a fight!
Secure the site.
WORKER: Yes, Ma'am.
Not so fast.
(LAUGHS)
(SPIRITED MUSIC)
You have to protect
the things you care about.
You have to protect
the things you care about.
You're too late.
Until the last tree has fallen,
it is never too late.
Until the last tree has fallen,
it is never too late.
If you don't believe me, feel free
to speak to your local authority.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a job to do.
Not if we stop you.
Not if we stop you.
Oh, yes?
You and whose army? Hm?
BRIDGET: Protect the forest,
save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest...
Come on, guys!
Protect the forest...
Come on, guys!
GROUP: Save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
(LAUGHTER)
save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Looks like you weren't
the only one who saw that video.
Best wizard ever!
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest...
Protect the forest, save our trees!
Protect the forest...
Call the police.
PROTESTOR: It's our forest!
(SINISTER MUSIC)
(CROW CAWING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Lightning bolt?
Lightning bolt?
Lightning bolt.
Uh!
(BOLT FIZZES)
Uh!
(BOLT FIZZES)
Ya-a-a-argh!
(BOLT FIZZING)
(ROARING)
Argh!
(BOLT FIZZES)
Ya-a-a-argh!
(MAGIC CHIMING)
Charge!
(ALL SHOUTING)
(METAL CLANKING)
(SHOUTING)
Go on!
Come on! To the ladder!
Come on, let's do this.
Come on!
Come on, let's do this.
Come on!
Come on, hurry! Go!
Quick, defend the ladder!
It's the only way to the woods.
Put it up here. Let's go! Let's go!
GLEN: Quickly! Come on!
You first, Robin.
GLEN: Quickly! Come on!
You first, Robin.
Go on, Robin!
NICK: Go on, Robin!
We'll take care of this lot.
Be careful, Robin!
(FIRE BLASTING)
(FIRE BLASTING)
(CANNON FIRES)
Get them!
(BOTH GROWL)
Argh!
(GROWLING)
Argh!
(GROWLING)
You've got this one, mate.
Ooh.
(GROWLING)
Rargh! Ah!
Rargh! Ah!
(GROWLING)
Aaargh!
Hells bells! Oh!
(ROARS) Bring them to me!
(MACHINE HUMMING)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
It won't be long
until she sends reinforcements.
We've got to find
those eggs and fast.
We've got to find
those eggs and fast.
OK. Let's split up into groups,
so we can cover more ground.
So, we just grab the eggs
if we find them? No!
Whatever you do,
don't touch the eggs!
Whatever you do,
don't touch the eggs!
We need video evidence.
And watch where you step.
They'll be hidden somewhere
on the ground.
Everybody, pair up.
Everybody, pair up.
Come on.
Come on.
(GARGOYLES GROWLING)
(MENACING MUSIC)
Hoods, go!
Knights, forward!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(SIRENS BLARING)
No development! No development!
Chase them!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
GLEN: I think we lost those...
beasts.
GLEN: I think we lost those...
beasts.
LITTLE DAN: Don't get distracted.
Let's find these eggs.
Shh!
Shh!
(MENACING MUSIC)
Argh!
Get off the path!
(GROWLING)
(GROWLS, ROARS)
Oh, this is just like
in the scene where... Shh!
Oh, this is just like
in the scene where... Shh!
(TENSE MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(SNIFFING, GRUNTING)
(YELPS, GROWLS)
(GROWLING)
Ah... Ah...
(ROARS)
(GRUNTING)
Hey! Look, over here!
Just stones.
(ROARS)
(TENDER MUSIC)
(TENDER MUSIC)
MAN: The kids went this way.
MAN 2: Right, you go this way,
MAN: The kids went this way.
MAN 2: Right, you go this way,
I'll go that way
and we'll surround them.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(ALL SHOUTING)
Keep our trees! Keep our trees!
Keep our trees! Keep our trees!
Hello. I'm the Mayor.
I don't care who you are.
Hello. I'm the Mayor.
I don't care who you are.
Save the lapwing.
Just save the lapwings.
Save the lapwings!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Keep looking.
The rest have got
to be here somewhere.
(LAPWING SCREECHING)
(GROWLING)
(LAPWING SCREECHING)
(LAPWING SCREECHING)
(DRONE BUZZING)
(GROWLING)
(MENACING MUSIC)
(GROWLS)
HENRY: You could've warned me
we'd be going into the marshes.
HENRY: You could've warned me
we'd be going into the marshes.
Henry?
The eggs! We did it!
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
We should get
the surrounding area, too,
so we know where to find it again.
MAN: So, what's going on here, then?
Come with me.
MAN: So, what's going on here, then?
Come with me.
You grab her. My phone!
Just let me get my phone!
MAN: Everyone get back, please.
Your ripping your community apart.
MAN: Everyone get back, please.
Your ripping your community apart.
I sympathise, I sympathise.
This is outrageous.
Right, that's the last of them.
Hey! I dropped my phone!
It's still in there! I saw the eggs!
It's still in there! I saw the eggs!
People will say anything
to get what they want. (LAUGHS)
Don't just stand there.
I want this place secure.
Secure from protesters,
secure from residents,
Secure from protesters,
secure from residents,
and most importantly,
secure from children.
Sorry, Robin. We tried.
Sorry, Robin. We tried.
Wa-a-a-ait!
(EUPHORIC MUSIC)
My phone!
My phone!
Arrest that witch!
I'm no witch, you vampire!
Robin, catch!
Robin, catch!
Look, Mayor, the eggs!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Don't listen to her!
That's private property!
Under the Wildlife Protection
Act of 1998,
Under the Wildlife Protection
Act of 1998,
endangered species take prevalence
over private property.
It is written.
(ALL CHEERING)
This doesn't prove anything. I mean,
they could've been placed there.
At the very least, it is grounds
for suspension of construction
At the very least, it is grounds
for suspension of construction
until we find out more.
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
What about the bird she killed?
She shot it and threw it
in the back of her car
like it meant nothing! This is,
this is ridiculous. I mean...
Check the back of her car! I swear!
Check the back of her car! I swear!
Take your hands off me!
I'm just a businesswoman.
Yeah.
I'm just a businesswoman.
Yeah.
(GENTLE MUSIC)
Enjoy prison.
Enjoy prison.
With a Z!
Right, this way. Mind your head.
You were right. It wasn't too late.
You were right. It wasn't too late.
Thank you, Robin.
Go, Robin!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Well done. You smashed it.
Excuse me.
I thought you couldn't
leave the woods.
I lifted the curse.
But I'm still an old witch.
No!
But I'm still an old witch.
No!
You're one of us.
(SIGHS)
See you soon?
I imagine so.
I imagine so.
Can I, um...
Can I borrow that?
(GIGGLES)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
This belongs to you.
This belongs to you.
But what about our deal?
Where's the fun in that?
Where's the fun in that?
You can, you know,
hang out here if you want.
You can, you know,
hang out here if you want.
Enjoy this victory, Robin,
for it shall be your last.
(LAUGHS)
Knights, forward.
Come on, Hoods. We've got work to do.
(MAGIC CHIMES)
(BIRDS TWEETING)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Did you know that one acre
of the Amazon rainforest
is estimated to contain as many
as 70,000 species of insects?
Is estimated to contain as many
as 70,000 species of insects?
Yes. We are in the same
science class.
I sit next to you.
Uh, oh, yeah.
I sit next to you.
Uh, oh, yeah.
And chemistry's just like
my apothecarium!
(GIGGLING)Yeah, who's this?
Hiya, love. Good day at school?
(GIGGLING)Yeah, who's this?
Hiya, love. Good day at school?
(BABY GURGLING)
Yeah. It was great.
Dinner's at six, Glen,
don't be late.
(SIGHS)
Great!
Steamed greens again!
Steamed greens again!
Can I take him?
Yeah.
Great. We'll see you
in a couple of days, yeah?
(LAUGHTER)
(BABY GURGLING)
Come on. There's something
I have to show you.
(EUPHORIC MUSIC)
Oh, um, excuse me,
have you seen Little Dan?
That's King Dan to you.
Well, of course, my liege.
What news from The Kingdom?
The Knights are planning
something big.
I've sent a scouting party
to investigate.
I've sent a scouting party
to investigate.
Well, whatever they throw at you,
I know you'll handle it.
He definitely looks like you, Robin.
Smells worse, though.
He definitely looks like you, Robin.
Smells worse, though.
Maybe he'll be a wizard.
Let's see what this
looks like on you.
It's a little big.
It's a little big.
But one day, this will all be yours,
and no one's gonna
take it away from you.
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
(LAPWING SCREECHES)
(LAPWING SCREECHES)
(ENERGETIC MUSIC)
(EMOTIVE MUSIC)
(MYSTICAL MUSIC)
(INQUISITIVE MUSIC)