Sabrina the Teenage Witch in Friends Forever (2002) Movie Script
HERE'S THE DEAL.
IF YOU'RE ANYTHING
LIKE ME--
AND LET'S BOTH HOPE
YOU'RE NOT--
YOU'VE PROBABLY
FOUND YOURSELF WONDERING,
"HEY, WHY CAN'T I
BE THIS WAY
"INSTEAD OF THAT WAY?
"MAYBE
I'D HAVE MORE FRIENDS
"IF I WERE SUCH AND SUCH
"AND NOT WHATEVER.
MAYBE I'D BE MORE POPULAR,
MORE ACCEPTED."
MY NAME'S SABRINA,
AND I'M A WITCH--
MORE OR LESS,
GIVE OR TAKE.
[SIGHS]
SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I AM.
[CHIMES TINKLE]
[ROARS]
[WHOOSH]
[TAPS]
[WHOOSH, THUD]
[GASPS]
[CHIMES TINKLE]
I GUESS THAT'S WHA THIS IS ABOUT, BASICALLY.
IT'S ABOUT NOT KNOWING...
AND FINDING OUT.
THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS--
RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING.
[SCREECHES]
FOR SHE'S
A JOLLY GOOD WITCHLETTE
FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD
WITCHLETTE
FOR SHE'S
A JOLLY GOOD WITCHLETTE
WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
[CHEERING]
Crowd: SABRINA!
YOU'RE ALL SO NICE.
ENJOY THE PARTY.
HAVE SOME PUNCH.
MINGLE.
WHERE IS IT?
WHY ISN'T IT HERE?
Hilda:
OUR LITTLE SABRINA,
13 YEARS OLD.
SO, WE GOING TO GE TO THE GIFTS
BEFORE SHE HITS 14?
IT'LL COME, SWEETHEART.
BE PATIENT.
HERE,
HAVE SOME CAKE.
SALEM?
I'M COUNTING CALORIES.
[CHIMES TINKLE]
OF COURSE, THOSE KIND
OF CALORIES DON'T COUNT.
MAYBE IT WON'T COME.
MAYBE THEY KNOW
ABOUT ME--
ABOUT WHAT I AM,
ABOUT WHAT I'M NOT.
NONSENSE.
EVERY WITCH
OR WARLOCK GETS ONE
ON THEIR 13th
BIRTHDAY.
BUT I'M NOT LIKE
EVERY WITCH.
I'M DIFFERENT.
I'M--
YOU'RE SPECIAL,
SABRINA,
AND DON'T EVER
FORGET IT.
[BRAKES SCREECH,
HORN HONKS]
IT'S HERE!
[GASPS]
UH, SABRINA SPELLMAN?
THAT'S ME.
UH, SIGN, PLEASE.
[GASPS] IT'S HERE!
IT'S HERE!
GREETINGS, SABRINA.
I AM ENCHANTRA,
QUEEN OF THE WITCHES.
SALEM!
IT'S A HOLOGRAM.
SHE CAN'T SEE US.
SHOW SOME RESPECT.
LIKE THIS?
[HUMMING]
I'VE COME TO WISH YOU
A HAPPY 13th BIRTHDAY
AND WELCOME YOU
TO WITCHDOM.
AND TELL
THAT PILE OF FUR
TO SHOW SOME RESPECT,
BEFORE I RIP
HIS TAIL OFF.
HUH?
YOUR WAND IS ENCLOSED.
USE IT WISELY, CHILD.
[CHIMES TINKLE]
[GASPS]
OH, OUR LITTLE SABRINA.
MY VERY OWN WAND.
I CAN'T WAI TO USE IT.
BUT YOU MUST--WAIT!
[GASPS]
AAH!
Zelda: SABRINA, DEAR,
A WITCH USES MAGIC WISELY.
YEAH.
OK, OK.
HERE GOES.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
AAH!
[LAUGHING]
SURE. A LITTLE HUMOR
AT THE CAT'S EXPENSE.
HA HA. HO HO.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
GOOD NIGHT,
UNCLE EUSTACE.
JUST THINK--MONDAY...
WITCH ACADEMY!
I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE I AS MUCH AS WE DID.
WE'RE SO PROUD
OF YOU.
UH-HUH, YEAH,
PROUD, DITTO.
VERY NICE,
BUT TOO RED.
Sabrina: GIMME THAT!
WHATCHA DOING?
JUST REMINISCING.
"ZELDA SPELLMAN,
MOST OUTSTANDING STUDENT,
CLASS OF 1643."
"HILDA SPELLMAN,
MOST OUTSTANDING,
CLASS OF 1644."
REMEMBER
THE HEADMISTRESS?
[LAUGHS]
MISS HAG? HA HA!
OH, HOW SHE LOVED US.
AND WHY NOT?
Hilda:
WE WERE OUTSTANDING.
DON'T FORGET ME,
WINNER OF
THE MAGIC AMULET.
[DING DING]
GIVEN TO ME
BY GREAT GREY TABBY
OF WEST FORES FOR WISDOM
AND BRAVERY.
YEAH, WHATEVER,
SALEM.
AND, SABRINA,
WE KNOW YOU'LL FOLLOW
IN OUR FAMILY TRADITION.
[SIGHS]
HEY, SABRINA,
I KNOW WHA YOU'RE THINKING.
"BOTH MY AUNTS VOTED
MOST OUTSTANDING...
"WILL I MEASURE UP?
CAN I DO IT?
CAN I TAKE
THE PRESSURE?"
THAT'S NO WHAT I'M THINKING.
IT'S NOT? MORE LIKE,
"HERE I AM, 13,
GOING TO THE ACADEMY.
WHAT DO I WEAR?"
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
NO? HOW ABOUT--
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
WHEN THEY FIND OUT...
I'M NOT ALL THE WITCH
I COULD BE?
LOOK AT THE STAR.
I'M ONLY HALF A WITCH.
THEY'LL KNOW THE MINUTE
THEY SEE I CAN'T FLY.
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
OH, HILDA,
LOOK AT THE CAMPUS!
IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER.
Zelda: SUCH A WONDERFUL
ATMOSPHERE FOR LEARNING.
HILDA, HILDA, HILDA!
THERE'S MISS STENCH!
Hilda: AND MISS FETID!
AND MISS REEK!
IT ISN'T SO BAD,
IS IT?
EVERYBODY LOOKS
KINDA...NICE, HUH?
GREETINGS.
GREETINGS.
THOSE SHOES ARE NO PART OF THE UNIFORM.
WHOA! WHO'S
THE UGLY BRUTE?
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
[THUNDER]
YIKES!
UH, LOVELY
BEAUTY.
MISS HAG!
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
A BIT!
YOU REMEMBER US?
HILDA!
AND ZELDA,
MOST OUTSTANDING
STUDENT, 1643.
AND '44!
YES, I REMEMBER.
YOU WERE THE ONLY STUDENTS
OF '43 AND '44.
THAT WAS US.
AND THIS IS
OUR NIECE.
Zelda and Hilda:
SABRINA SPELLMAN,
YOUR NEX MOST OUTSTANDING STUDENT.
HELLO.
SABRINA, EH?
YOU'RE NOT LIKE
YOUR AUNTS, ARE YOU?
NO, THERE'S
SOMETHING DIFFEREN ABOUT YOU,
ISN'T THERE?
[GULP] I, UH...
[CRASH]
LOOK OVER THERE!
WHO IS IT?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
QUAINT.
[SNAP]
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
ISN'T MISS HAG
SOMETHING?
YOU MUST BE PORTIA.
IT'S SUCH A PRIVILEGE
TO HAVE YOU HERE.
I'M SURE IT IS.
UHH!
EXCUSE ME!
HMPH!
[SIGHS]
YOU HAVE TO TELL US--
WHERE DID YOU BUY
YOUR CLOTHES?
HA HA! ALL CUSTOM-MADE,
OF COURSE.
WOW.
I'LL NEVER BE LIKE HER.
SHE'S SO...PERFECT,
SO POPULAR, SO TOGETHER,
SO...SO...
SO SO-SO.
OH, OUR LITTLE GIRL...
OFF TO WITCH ACADEMY.
STUDY HARD.
MAKE US PROUD.
[THUNDER]
[FWEEP]
[CRASH]
[BOTH GIGGLE]
BYE, SALEM.
AND REMEMBER--
YOU'RE AS GOOD
AS ANY OF 'EM,
IF NOT BETTER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT WOULD BE THUMBS-UP
IF I HAD THUMBS.
HEY, WAIT FOR ME!
I'M HUNGRY!
[THUNDER]
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYING]
[GIRLS GIGGLE]
[WHOOSH]
GOOD MORNING, WITCHLETTES.
Students:
GOOD MORNING, MISS HAG.
IN HONOR OF OUR FIRST DAY,
WE HAVE
A SPECIAL VISITATION.
[POOF]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
YOU ARE ALL, OF COURSE,
FINE YOUNG WITCHES.
YOU ARE ALL GIFTED
AND SKILLED.
YOU HAVE SPENT YEARS
PERFECTING
THE WITCHLY ARTS.
YOU KNOW MANY THINGS...
BUT YOU STILL HAVE
MUCH TO LEARN!
[ALL GASP]
AND THAT, MY DEARS,
IS WHY YOU ARE HERE.
IN THE WEEKS TO COME,
YOU SHALL LEARN
THE 3 PRINCIPLES
OF WITCHDOM.
Both: A WITCH
USES MAGIC WISELY.
A WITCH IS TRUE
TO HER FRIENDS.
AND A WITCH IS TRUE
TO HERSELF.
SO IT IS WRITTEN
ON THE TREE OF WISDOM.
THE WHAT OF WHICH?
THE TREE OF WISDOM
IN THE WITCHES' REALM,
WHERE ALL TRUTH
AND KNOWLEDGE GROWS.
OH,
THAT TREE.
HEH HEH HEH.
THESE ARE BUT A FEW
OF THE THINGS
YOU WILL LEARN
AT THE ACADEMY.
THE BEST AMONG YOU
WILL BE REWARDED...
WITH
THE GOLDEN WAND.
THAT IS TOO COOL!
I WONDER
WHO'S GONNA GET IT.
WELL, PORTIA,
FOR SURE.
MY FAMILY ALWAYS GETS
THE GOLDEN WAND.
BESIDES...
IT GOES SO NICELY
WITH MY HAIR.
BUT SOME OF YOU
WILL NOT EXCEL.
SOME WILL NOT KEEP UP.
SOME WILL FAIL
TO BECOME TRUE WITCHES.
I THINK YOU KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.
I KNOW I DO.
[GASPS]
[THUNDER]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
[SIGHS]
Salem: HEY, WATCH WHO'S TAIL
YOU'RE SQUISHING!
WHAT?! SALEM!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
UHH, I'M SO GLAD
TO SEE YOU.
WELL, YOU'VE GO A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT.
HOW MANY TIMES
MUST I TELL YOU
TO WATCH THE FUR?
WAIT, WHOA, HOLD.
CORRECTION--
NOT GLAD.
NOT GLAD TO SEE YOU.
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE.
YOU DIDN'T THINK
I'D LET YOU GO SOMEWHERE
AS COOL AS WITCH SCHOOL
ALONE, DID YOU?
WELL, I GOTTA ADMIT,
I WAS STARTING TO FEEL
SORT OF LONELY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
ONE QUESTION--
WHERE'S MY PICTURE?
MMM!
HEH HEH HEH. OOH.
DON'T DO THAT!
[ZAP]
[WHOOSH]
GIVE ME THAT!
[ZAP]
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
CLEAN THAT OFF
RIGHT NOW!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET ME IN TROUBLE.
AND DON'T USE
YOUR TONGUE.
I DON'T WANT SLOBBER
ON MY WALL.
AND HURRY UP, SALEM.
TOMORROW'S MY FIRST DAY
OF CLASSES,
AND I WANT TO BE RESTED
AND READY.
[BUBBLING]
NO, NO, NO! LIKE SO.
[ZAP]
OH--OH--OH, DEAR.
[STUDENTS GIGGLING]
OH, NOW, PORTIA,
UM, BLUEBIRDS?
[POOF]
[STUDENTS MURMUR]
BREE?
[POOF]
SABRINA?
[WHOOSHES]
OH, RIGHT IDEA,
WRONG SPECIES.
OOPS.
LET ME TRY AGAIN.
[WHOOSHES]
[ZAP]
I KNOW I--
NO!
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
WILL YOU LOSE
THE FISH?
OH, MY, MY, MY.
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.
I CAN DO IT. YOU'LL SEE.
VERY WELL, DEAR.
BUT LET'S DO TRY
FOR A BIRD THIS TIME, EH?
[WHOOSHES]
[ZAP]
[SIZZLING]
[SQUAWKING]
OH, WELL,
THAT'S DIFFERENT,
SABRINA.
VERY, UH,
DIFFERENT.
[GRUNTING]
SALEM,
YOU PROMISED!
A CAT'S GOTTA EAT.
UHH!
[CLANG]
[SALEM GRUNTS]
SORRY.
[COUGHS]
FROG IN THE THROAT.
[BELL RINGS]
WHEW!
SAVED BY THE BELL.
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
Miss Reek: SPELL OF ENERGY,
SPELL OF WISDOM,
SPELL OF TRANSMOGRIFICATION.
SPELL IT?
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
SABRINA,
SPELL OF COURAGE!
UH, UM...
QUANT-QUANTUM,
UM...
BREE?
QUANTUM
INDIGNITO-O--
OH, DRAT!
NICOLE.
"QUANTO, INDIGNATIOUS,
"DERMINA MERITORIUM,
UT DUNQUE HONORARIUS."
HMM. VERY GOOD, CHILD.
WHAT A SHOW-OFF.
TRANSMIGRATION:
THE RELOCATION OF AN OBJEC FROM ONE POINT TO ANOTHER.
LET'S SEE...
PORTIA, DEMONSTRATE!
UP AND ACROSS!
[STUDENTS GASP]
GOOD WORK, DEAR.
NATURALLY.
BRITNEY, FULL CIRCLE!
[STRAINING]
HEY, I'M--
OHH!
UHH!
UHH!
[LAUGHS]
OH, IT'S A START.
I'M SO SORRY,
SABRINA.
THAT WAS SO TOTALLY
EMBARRASSING.
OH, YOU'LL GET IT.
IS THAT WHISPERING I HEAR?
SABRINA, UP, AROUND,
AND ACROSS!
HERE GOES NOTHING.
[STRAINING]
WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?
HEY, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE SHE'S NO ALL THE WITCH SHE COULD BE.
[STRAINING]
LET US ALL REMEMBER--
THIS IS A WITCH ACADEMY,
AND WE ARE ALL HERE
TO LEARN.
DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL BOTH GET IT.
THANKS, BRITNEY.
YOU STAY HERE,
OR I'LL CALL ZELDA
TO COME AND GET YOU
RIGHT NOW!
YEAH, RIGHT, SURE.
SO, HOW'S SCHOOL?
AND THAT HEADMISTRESS?
BAD AS SHE LOOKS?
WHO'S THE ONE
WITH THE HAIR?
HER, I COULD DO WITHOUT.
YOU KNOW, SALEM,
THIS ISN'T EASY.
I DON'T NEED YOU
GIVING ME MORE GRIEF.
OOF!
PTOO! PTOO!
BRINA!
YOU JUST MADE MAGIC!
DID I? I DID?
I DID!
MY WITTLE BABY'S
ALL GWOWED UP.
I GOTTA GO.
DON'T WANT TO BE LATE
FOR CAULDRON CLASS.
OH. DO NOT LEAVE
THIS ROOM.
SURE. IF YOU NEED ME,
I'LL BE HERE...STARVING.
[ZAP]
EH. BEGGARS
CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.
[BUBBLING]
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]
[CAULDRONS BUBBLING]
HI.
HI.
SABRINA, OVER HERE!
WHO, ME?
COME ON!
HMMPH.
EYE OF NEWT AND SUMAC VINE,
MUGWORT, HENBANE, TAMARIND.
[WHOOSH]
Mr. Rancid: WHAT ARE
THE NEXT INGREDIENTS?
NICOLE?
THE BOOKWORM'S
GONNA KNOW.
TOUCH OF NETTLE,
VITRIOL,
SERPENT'S EGG,
PENNYROYAL...
AND?
MANTIS LEG?
W-W-WHAT WAS THAT?
YOU DIDN'T SAY
"MANTIS LEG," DID YOU?
[GASPS]
[BUBBLING]
[POOF]
NICOLE!
NICOLE, WATCH OUT!
[ZAP]
[BOOM]
AAH!
All: EWW! EWW!
YOU CAN DO
A BETTER JOB
IRONING THAT BLOUSE,
MY DEAR.
AT THE ACADEMY,
EVERYONE IS TO LOOK
HER BEST ALWAYS.
[SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT]
[GIGGLES]
[SPLAT]
I'M GOING TO TAKE
A WILD GUESS AND SAY...
SABRINA!
[GIRLS SCREAMING]
DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
DO SOMETHING!
TRY YOUR WAND.
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE IT IS.
[BUBBLING STOPS]
AH, VERY GOOD, UH...
SABRINA.
I COULD'VE DONE I MYSELF.
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO--
I DON'T NEED
YOUR HELP!
COULD SHE BE
ANY WEIRDER?
[WHOOSHING]
[STRAINING]
[SIGHS]
IT'S NO USE.
Enchantra: YOUNG LADIES,
YOU ARE NOW LEARNING THE FIRS PRINCIPLE OF WITCHDOM.
OHH!
[CRASH]
[LAUGHING]
MAGIC MUST ALWAYS, ALWAYS
BE USED WISELY.
[SQUEAKS]
[ZAP]
Enchantra: IN THE WEEKS
AND MONTHS TO COME,
YOU WILL LEARN
THE OTHER PRINCIPLES.
[WHOOSHING]
[BUBBLING]
WHEW.
A WITCH IS TRUE
TO HER FRIENDS.
[DING]
A WITCH IS TRUE TO HERSELF.
[WHOOSHING]
[SCREECH]
OH!
WHEN YOU HAVE LEARNED
THESE THINGS,
YOU WILL TRULY BE ALL THE WITCH
WHICH YOU CAN BE.
UHH!
[DESCENDING WHISTLE]
[THUD]
[BONK] HEY!
WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE TOSSING THAT.
I REALLY MISS HOME.
AND ZELDA AND HILDA.
IT'S SO HARD HERE.
NOT JUS THE CLASSES,
BUT THE GIRLS.
I'M TRYING
TO MAKE FRIENDS,
I REALLY AM,
BUT HARD AS I TRY...
I GUESS IT'S 'CAUSE
I'M NOT LIKE THEM.
I'M ONLY HALF A--
SABRINA,
ARE YOU THAT WORRIED
WHAT THOSE
OTHER GIRLS THINK?
DO YOU CARE?
I DON'T KNOW...
MAYBE...NOT REALLY.
Girl: SABRINA!
BRITNEY!
SHE'LL SEE YOU!
WHAT'LL SHE THINK?
QUICK, HIDE!
SABRINA?
EEE!
OH,
A STUFFED KITTY.
HE'S SO OLD
AND WORN.
YOU MUST'VE HAD HIM
SINCE FOREVER!
YEAH, HEH, GOTTA BE
KINDA CAREFUL.
HE'S READY
TO FALL APART.
SO, WHAT'S DOIN', BRIT?
[MUFFLED SHRIEK]
I JUST CAME
TO INVITE YOU
OVER TO
PORTIA'S ROOM.
WE'RE HAVING
A SLUMBER PARTY.
WANNA COME?
ME?
ARE YOU SURE?
SURE, I'M SURE.
YEAH, OK.
I'D LOVE TO.
I WASN'T LIKE THA WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER.
OF COURSE, THINGS WERE
DIFFERENT 400 YEARS AGO.
[GASPS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[WHOOSHES]
[ZAP]
SABRINA, COME IN.
HEY, BRINA,
COME ON UP AND TRY
MY SPARKLE BRAIDS.
OH, UH, YEAH.
HEY, JUST WASHED
MY HAIR,
AND I CAN'T DO
A THING WITH IT.
OH, COME ON UP HERE!
LOOK AT YOU
WALKING AROUND
LIKE A HALF-WITCH!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[FAKE LAUGH]
UH, I'M A LITTLE STIFF,
THAT'S ALL...
FROM THAT ACCIDEN ON THE BROOMSTICK.
YOU KNOW.
[LAUGHS] OH,
THAT WAS TOO FUNNY.
YEAH, HYSTERICAL.
I'LL STAY DOWN HERE
WHERE IT'S SOFT.
I SAW THAT NICOLE
TALKING TO YOU.
SO, IS SHE WEIRD,
OR WHAT?
AND SO UNFRIENDLY.
THERE'S SOMETHING BOGUS
ABOUT HER FOR SURE.
LET'S FIX YOUR HAIR.
[BLOW-DRYER HUMMING]
OOH! WOW!
COOL, BRINA! HA HA!
Portia:
LOOK AT THIS.
"CHAPTER 13--
LOVE POTIONS."
[BOTH GIGGLE]
WHOA! LOOK HERE.
"HOW TO MAKE YOUR
FAIRY TALE COME TRUE."
SHOULD WE MIX UP A BATCH
OF THAT FOR NICOLE?
[LAUGHTER]
CAN YOU PICTURE HER
DANCING AT THE BALL
WITH A PRINCE?
HA HA HA HA!
SKATING LIKE A PRINCESS
IN A FROZEN WONDERLAND!
SWIMMING THROUGH THE SEA--
HA HA HA--
LIKE A MERMAID.
HA HA HA!
[LAUGHING]
"POTIONS TO GAIN
FULL WITCH POWERS."
NOW, THAT'S WHA THE WEIRDO NEEDS.
[LAUGHS]
YEAH, RIGHT. HEH.
[SIGHS]
YES, YES, GOOD, GOOD.
Sabrina: "POTIONS TO GAIN
FULL WITCH POWERS."
"HEART OF PALM,
BUTTERFLY DREAMS,
MORNING DEW, 2 DROPS."
[BUBBLING]
UH-OH!
SOMETHING'S WRONG!
YOU NEED
QUICKSILVER.
IX-NAY ON
THE ESS-MAY.
QUICKSILVER.
[BUBBLING STOPS]
IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW.
MM-HMM. GOOD, GOOD.
THANK YOU, NICOLE.
THEY ALWAYS HAVE
THE ANTIDOTE
ON THE NEXT PAGE.
[DING]
BRINA, HURRY!
WE'LL BE LATE
FOR LUNCH!
SPIDER SMOOTHIES
TODAY.
OK!
THEN LET'S GO.
[GIRLS LAUGHING
AND CHATTERING]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT NICOLE GIRL
WAS TALKING
TO YOU AGAIN.
WAS I TOO CREEPY?
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK SHE'S A HALF-WITCH.
Britney: NO!
Bree: IN OUR SCHOOL?
NO, NO, NO.
NO WAY.
UH-UH.
IT COULDN'T BE.
NOT A CHANCE.
SHE'S ALWAYS READING,
LIKE IT DOESN' COME NATURAL.
I BET IF YOU LOOKED
AT HER HAND,
YOU'D SEE A HALF-STAR.
Britney:
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
A HALF-WITCH...
RIGHT IN OUR CLASS?
EWW!
YEAH.
EWW.
Britney: SABRINA?
[GASPS]
SABRINA,
ARE YOU COMING?
UH, YEAH,
I'M COMING.
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
Nicole: HI.
UM, NICOLE?
I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU.
HEY, SURE.
WELL, IT--
IT'S ABOUT ME--
SOMETHING ABOUT ME,
YOU SEE,
AND, UH,
IT'S, WELL, ME.
YOU'RE A HALF-WITCH.
SHH! HUSH! SHH!
NO ONE CAN HEAR.
I'M THE LAST ROOM
ON THE HALL.
ANYWAY,
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
I'M A HALF-WITCH,
TOO.
THERE'S
WORSE THINGS TO BE.
NO, THERE'S NOT!
IF THE GIRLS
FIND OUT--
OH, PROMISE
NOT TO TELL.
THAT'S WHY YOU CAME?
TO MAKE SURE I'D KEEP
MY LIPS ZIPPED?
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T JEOPARDIZE
YOUR FRIENDSHIPS.
THANKS, NICOLE.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU CARE SO MUCH
WHAT THEY THINK.
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.
THEY'D NEVER
ACCEPT ME
IF THEY KNEW.
YOU KNOW, NICOLE,
YOU COULD BE
THEIR FRIEND, TOO.
HEH HEH.
I DON'T THINK SO.
SURE.
THEY'RE FUN.
ALL YOU NEED
IS A LITTLE,
WELL, UH, FIXING UP.
YOU REALLY THINK?
I DON'T THINK.
I KNOW.
DA DA DA DA NA
DA DA DA DA NA
DA DA DA
OOH OOH OOH,
SABRINA
DA DA DA DA NA
DA DA DA DA NA
DA DA DA
OOH OOH OOH
OK, NOW ALL YOU HAVE
TO WORK ON IS ATTITUDE.
HUH?
YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE
WITCHY KIND OF THING.
SORT OF, UM, BUBBLY--
LIKE THIS.
HI!
I DON'T REALLY HAVE
TO TOSS MY HAIR, DO I?
JUST TRY IT.
[HIGH-PITCHED]
HI!
[SHATTERING]
UH, YOU ALMOST HAD IT.
MORE LIKE, HI!
HI.
OH, HI!
HI, YOU!
BRAVO.
I THINK
SHE HAS IT.
SO I SAID
TO MISS STENCH,
THERE IS NO WAY I CAN DO
MY HOMEWORK AND MY HAIR
ALL IN ONE NIGHT.
HEY, GIRLS.
[HIGH-PITCHED]
HI!
[GLASS BREAKS]
UH, NICOLE AND I
HAVE BEEN
PRACTICING ZAPS.
HIGH!
AND LOW!
[LAUGHING]
WHAT'S SAY WE GO SI IN THAT TREE OVER THERE?
WELL, COME ON.
I TOLD YOU
THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU CAN FLY,
CAN'T YOU?
NO. I MEAN, YES.
I MEAN, I--
OF COURSE YOU CAN.
UNLESS YOU'RE JUS HALF A WITCH.
[GASPING]
WELL, WELL, WELL.
NICOLE
IS A HALF-WITCH
NICOLE
IS A HALF-WITCH
NICOLE
IS A HALF-WITCH
SABRINA...
...IS A HALF-WITCH
MISS HAG?
YES, MISS STENCH?
IT'S ABOUT NICOLE.
WHAT ABOUT HER?
SHE'S A HALF-WITCH.
I KNOW.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
WELL, I'M AFRAID
THE OTHER GIRLS
HAVE FOUND OUT,
AND YOU KNOW
HOW THEY CAN BE.
HMM...
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
[NICOLE GASPS]
[CRYING]
[LAUGHING]
[SALEM PURRING]
SALEM,
HOW CAN YOU SLEEP
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
3:00 IN THE MORNING?
OH, I DON'T KNOW--
COMES KIND OF NATURAL.
THEY'RE TORTURING HER.
IT'S NOT RIGHT,
AND IT'S
ALL MY FAULT.
THEY NEVER
WOULD HAVE FOUND OU IF I HADN' MADE HER FIT IN.
SHE WAS HAPPY
KEEPING TO HERSELF.
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO
OR HOW TO HELP HER.
ONE QUESTION--
WHO ARE WE
TALKING ABOUT?
NICOLE!
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT,
OF COURSE.
OOH. TSK, TSK,
TUT, TUT.
PITY, PITY.
NOW COULD WE
GO BACK TO SLEEP?
SALEM, YOU ARE
NOT HELPING!
WHAT DO I KNOW?
I'M A CAT,
NOT THE TREE OF WISDOM.
THERE HAS TO BE
SOMETHING I CAN DO,
SOMETHING I CAN--
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
TSK, TSK, TUT, TUT,
PITY, PITY.
BACK TO SLEEP?
THANK YOU.
HEY, GLAD I COULD HELP,
WHATEVER I DID.
[SNORING SOFTLY]
I REALLY, REALLY,
TOTALLY APOLOGIZE.
YOU KEPT MY SECRE THROUGH IT ALL,
AND YOU'RE A COMPLETELY
HONORABLE PERSON.
AND WHAT'S MORE,
I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS.
YOU TRIED FIXING THINGS
ONCE BEFORE.
THIS TIME WE GO
TO THE TREE OF WISDOM.
WHAT?! EVEN I'M
NOT THAT CRAZY.
ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS
COME FROM BEING HALF-WITCHES.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY
TO MAKE US WHOLE.
AND YOU KNOW
THE TREE OF WISDOM
WILL KNOW THE ANSWER.
BUT THE WITCHES' REALM
IS TOTALLY OUT OF BOUNDS.
WE SNEAK IN TONIGH AFTER THE LIGHTS GO OUT.
NOBODY WILL KNOW
WE'RE GONE.
BUT WE'RE HALF-WITCHES,
WHICH MEANS HALF-MORTALS,
AND MORTALS ARE
FORBIDDEN IN THE REALM.
NICOLE, THIS WILL
FIX EVERYTHING.
I KNOW IT WILL.
YOU THINK? REALLY?
I KNOW.
WE CAN DO I TOGETHER.
OK--FRIEND?
OK.
FRIEND.
I NEVER HAD
ONE OF THOSE BEFORE.
ONE OF WHAT?
A FRIEND.
[LAUGHING]
NOW, HOW DO WE GE TO THIS FORBIDDEN PLACE?
WELL, THAT IS
A TINY PROBLEM.
I'M SURE
I SAW A BOOK.
NOT THIS ONE
OR THIS ONE...
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
THAT'S IT!
THERE!
DIRECTIONS
TO THE REALM OF WITCHES.
OH, BROTHER,
NOT THAT WAY--
THA WAY.
Sabrina: THERE'S THE GATE!
IF WE CAN GET THAT FAR,
I KNOW WE CAN GET IN.
HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
BUT HOW DO WE GE FROM HERE TO THERE?
HMM...
WELL, WE COULD...
TRY THIS.
"THE INCANTATION
FOR PASSAGE TO THE REALM--
"MUTATITIS GRANDIS UT."
IS THIS IT?
IF IT ISN'T,
IT OUGHT TO BE.
PASS.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IN
WITHOUT A PASS?
[TRUCK APPROACHING]
CAULDRON
DELIVERY.
[DING]
[DING]
WE DID IT!
WE'RE HERE!
AND WE'RE
POLKA-DOTTED.
EW!
WHAT WAS IN
THOSE CAULDRONS?
WHO CARES?
WE ARE IN!
YEAH...
BUT WHAT ARE WE IN?
Witch: WARTS!
WARTS INSTALLED!
2 FOR ONE--TODAY ONLY!
WRINKLE CREAM!
ADDS WRINKLES INSTANTLY!
NO, THANK YOU.
[GASPING]
YOU LOOK LIKE
A NICE GIRL--
LOVING, CARING,
AND FRIENDLY.
OH, UM, WELL--
I CAN FIX THAT.
NOT SO FAST,
MY PRETTY.
JAR OF HEARTLESSNESS,
JUST FOR YOU--
GUARANTEED TO TURN YOU
SELFISH, MEAN,
AND UNCARING.
[GROWLING]
UM, THANKS,
BUT, UH, NO THANKS.
[PUMPING]
[DING]
[REVVING]
GET YOUR
DELICIOUS APPLES--
GOLDEN RED.
SORRY.
THE LAST APPLE I HAD
DIDN'T AGREE WITH ME.
LET'S GET GOING.
Newt: POTION PALACE,
UNFAIR TO NEWTS!
POTION PALACE,
UNFAIR TO NEWTS!
UNION NOW,
UNION FOREVER!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
ANY PLACE LIKE THIS?
THERE IS NO PLACE
LIKE THIS.
[WITCH LAUGHING]
HOW WILL WE FIND
THE TREE OF WISDOM?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT COULD BE ANYWHERE.
LOOK!
HELLO!
ANYBODY HOME?
HELLO!
EXCUSE ME,
TREE OF WISDOM?
HELLO?
[GROWLING]
ANYBODY THERE?
GUESS WE'RE BARKING
UP THE WRONG TREE.
AND WE CAN'T FIND I FOR THE FOREST.
[BOTH GASP]
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING,
DEARIES?
THE TREE OF WISDOM.
DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO GET THERE?
A MAGIC PORTAL
CAN GET YOU ANYWHERE.
[BOTH GASP]
CARE TO TRY ONE?
BUT WHICH?
THAT'S FOR YOU
TO DISCOVER.
WHAT HAVE WE
GOT TO LOSE?
THAT'S WHA I'M AFRAID OF.
WRONG DOOR?
WRONG DOOR.
YIKES!
Both: WHOA!
Sabrina:
THIS IS PRETTY COOL.
BUT HOW DO WE
GET OUT OF HERE?
THAT WAS CLOSE.
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
OW!
OK, BUSTER!
[LAUGHING]
AAH!
[STRAINS]
THAT WAS CLOSE.
WANNA TRY ANOTHER?
YOU PICK.
[THUNDER]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YES?
WHAT IS IT?
I'M QUITE BUSY,
AS YOU CAN SEE.
OUCH!
OH--OH, YES!
WELL, I'M SORRY,
I'LL--I'LL GO.
UH, JUST WANTED
TO MENTION
2 GIRLS ARE MISSING,
THAT'S ALL.
WHAT?!
OH, UM, YOU'RE BUSY.
I'LL COME BACK.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
[GULPS] I WAS JUST DOING
THE BED CHECK, YOU SEE,
AND, WELL, 2 WERE EMPTY--
THE BEDS, THAT IS.
EXCEPT ONE HAD
A FUR SORT OF THING,
SORT OF SNORING.
WHAT? HOW?
WELL, SORT OF LIKE A...
[IMITATES SNORING]
NOT THAT--
THE GIRLS.
WHERE ARE THEY?
OH, THEM.
WELL, THEY'RE GONE.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[SIREN WAILS]
[ORGAN PLAYING]
[GROWLS]
[SHIVERING]
UH-OH.
[SIREN WAILS,
BUZZER SOUNDS]
YEAH!
[CROWD CHEERING]
HEY, WATCH IT,
BUSTER!
[TEAMMATES MOCKING]
[LAUGHS]
[CHEERING]
UM, NICOLE?
YEAH?
[ROARS]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[YELLING]
NICOLE, LOOK.
SHH.
[BOTH SIGH]
PHEW.
WELL...
LET'S DO IT.
HOW? WHO?
WELL, SABRINA,
I'D SAY,
AND NICOLE,
I GUESS.
WHERE DID THEY GO?
WELL, I FOUND THIS,
AND IT WAS OPEN TO THIS.
A MAP?
[ALARMS GOING OFF]
THERE--
THEY WENT THERE.
[GASPS]
NOT THE WITCHES' REALM.
YOU GOT IT, SISTER.
BUT SABRINA, NICOLE--
THEY'RE JUST STUDENTS.
W-WELL, YES,
THEY CERTAINLY ARE.
WHO KNOWS WHA MIGHT HAPPEN TO THEM
IN THE WITCHES' REALM?
[LAUGHS]
G-G-GET ME THE PHONE.
COOL!
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO!
[GRUNTING]
MORE TO YOUR LEFT!
NO, NO,
YOUR OTHER LEFT!
[GRUNTING]
[TELEPHONE
RINGS]
I'M SURROUNDED
BY INCOMPETENTS.
[RING]
WHAT IS IT?!
[LAUGHS]
OH, THAT TICKLES.
QUIET, WILL YOU?!
[EXHALES]
I'M SO SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU
ON A WEEKEND,
YOUR AWFUL
HIGHNESS.
GET TO THE POINT,
MISS HAG.
WELL, FUNNY THING--
HA HA--
YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO LAUGH.
IT SEEMS 2 OF OUR
STUDENTS HAVE, UH--
HAVE WHAT?!
LEFT THE ACADEMY
AND ENTERED
THE REALM OF
THE WITCHES AND--
WHAT?!
SHE TOOK THAT WELL.
[CRASH]
Enchantra:
SHE LOST THEM?!
THAT FOOL!
SHE CAN'T EVEN
CONTROL A COUPLE
OF 13-YEAR-OLD
HALF-WITCHES.
TSK, TSK.
DON'T THOSE CHILDREN
UNDERSTAND
WHAT THIS MEANS?
[STRAINING]
OH, YEAH,
IT'S A SHAME,
BUT, UH--
IT SIMPLY ISN'T SAFE
FOR HALF-TRAINED
STUDENTS
TO BE IN THE REALM.
Both, straining: YEAH.
SPEAKING OF SAFETY
AND SUCH--
SILENCE!
I CAN'T HEAR
MYSELF THINK.
[STRAINING]
YES, OF COURSE.
I HAVE
THAT PROBLEM, TOO.
COME HERE,
YOU FOOLS.
[GRUNTING]
AND PUT DOWN
THAT ROCK!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[GASPS]
THEY WENT THROUGH
THE MAGIC PORTALS!
TYPICAL.
STOP LYING DOWN
ON THE JOB
AND GET THEM
OUT OF THERE QUICKLY!
THEN BRING THEM TO ME!
[GRUNTING]
LOVE TO.
USELESS!
Both: AAH!
GO!
I WANT THEM HERE
WITHIN THE HOUR!
OW!
OW!
AND FIND
ANOTHER ROCK
TO REPLACE
THE ONE YOU BROKE.
NICOLE, I'M ALL FOR
DANCING WITH PRINCES,
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
WE OUGHT TO BE
LOOKING FOR THE TREE?
Craven:
MIND IF WE CUT IN?
HAVEN'T SEEN ANY
HALF-WITCHES AROUND,
HAVE YOU?
ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT,
YOUR AGE?
[CLOCK STRIKING]
HEY, SORRY--MIDNIGHT.
THAT'S WHEN
I TURN INTO A FROG.
[BOTH PANTING]
THAT WAS THE LAST DOOR.
AND NO TREE OF WISDOM.
[GROWLING]
[BOTH GASP]
WE GOTTA FIND I IF WE'RE GONNA BE
BACK BY BREAKFAST.
Nicole: DO YOU--
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?
Sabrina: LOTS OF TREES,
B-B-BUT NONE OF 'EM
LOOK TOO W-WISE.
[OWL HOOTING]
[CHATTERING]
WHAT WAS THAT?
JUST AN OLD OWL--
NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.
[CROW CAWS]
[BOTH SCREAM]
AND THAT?
[CAWING]
ONLY A CROW--
NOTHING TO BE
SCARED OF.
[SQUEALING]
TH-THAT?
TH-THAT WAS SOMETHING
TO BE SCARED OF.
[SQUEALING]
[SCREAMING]
[SQUEALS]
IS IT COMING?
WE'RE OK NOW.
DO YOU REALLY
THINK SO?
DO YOU REALLY
THINK WE'RE OK?
'CAUSE I'M THINKING
MAYBE I WAS WRONG.
SABRINA!
I KNOW IT WAS MY IDEA
TO COME HERE,
BUT MAYBE IT WASN' SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
SABRINA!
WE SHOULD HAVE
STAYED BACK THERE
AND FACED OUR PROBLEMS.
'CAUSE WHEN I
BROUGHT US OUT HERE,
I GOT US
IN OVER OUR HEADS.
YEAH. I'D HAVE
TO SAY YOU DID!
[SINKING]
QUICKSAND!
WE GOTTA WORK SOME MAGIC
AND GET OURSELVES
OUT OF HERE.
WE'RE HALF-WITCHES,
SABRINA.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
THE VINE!
CONCENTRATE!
TOGETHER, NICOLE!
JUST A LITTLE MORE,
NICOLE.
WE DID IT! WHOO!
[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
I CAN' BELIEVE IT!
WE'RE SAFE.
WE'RE ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, BUT I KINDA WISH
WE HAD A SHOWER.
[THUNDER]
NEXT TIME,
BE MORE SPECIFIC.
COME ON,
WE GOTTA FIND THAT TREE.
IF ONLY WE HAD
SOME SORT OF SIGN.
"TREE OF WISDOM,
500 FEET."
WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
LET'S GO!
"TREE OF WISDOM"--
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
"YOU'RE ALMOS THERE."
[SQUAWKS]
ONE WISH PER PERSON.
NO EXCHANGES,
NO RETURNS,
NO MORTALS.
ALL TRANSACTIONS FINAL.
[SQUAWKING] NEXT!
I DIDN'T KNOW
THE TREE
WAS SO POPULAR.
COME ON, COME ON,
THE TREE DOESN' HAVE ALL DAY.
NEXT. NAME.
SABRINA SPELLMAN.
NICOLE CANDLER.
[PUNCHING, BEEPING]
SABRINA SPELLMAN?
SALEM'S SABRINA?
UH, YEAH.
HEY, FLAT-EARS,
GET YOUR TAIL
OVER HERE.
IT'S SALEM'S
HOUSEMAID.
[GASPING]
HOUSEMAID?
SALEY TOLD US
ALL ABOUT YOU.
HOW YOU WAIT ON HIM
HAND AND FOOT,
OBEY HIS EVERY COMMAND.
HE TOLD YOU THAT,
DID HE?
Vulture: NEXT!
OH, W-WHAT DO WE DO?
I DON'T KN-KNOW.
[SQUAWKS]
STATE YOUR WISH.
UH, HIYA.
UM, UH, YEAH, HI.
WELL, HURRY IT UP,
WILL YOU?
I GOT LEAF BLIGHT HERE,
AND IT'S ITCHY.
OH, IS IT ITCHY!
WANNA HELP ME OUT WITH
A LITTLE TEENSY SCRATCH?
I GUESS. OK.
HERE?
OH, THAT'S NICE.
AH, THAT'S NICE.
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
SO, WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU GIRLS?
WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS.
BASICALLY--
WE, UH--
MY FRIEND AND I--
SPIT IT OUT!
WELL, LET'S SAY WE HAVE
THESE FRIENDS, RIGHT?
HMM...
RIGHT, A COUPLE OF FRIENDS
WITH A LITTLE PROBLEM.
THAT'S IT.
YOU SEE,
THEY'RE SORTA
HALF-WITCHES AND--
[SQUAWKS]
HALF-WITCHES?
DO THEY KNOW
THEIR WITCHCRAFT?
UH, SURE.
THEY'D BETTER,
IF THEY WANT TO
GET OUT OF THE REALM...
ALIVE.
WE BETTER GO.
AND FAST.
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Both: Y-YES, SIR.
COME BACK HERE.
I KNOW WHO
THE HALF-WITCHES
ARE.
[GASPS]
YOU DO?
THE HALF-WITCHES
ARE...YOU.
YES.
[SQUAWKING]
I GOT 3 OU OF 9 LIVES LEFT.
I'M NOT THROWING AWAY
ANY MORE.
I ONLY GOT 2!
GOOD HELP
IS HARD TO FIND.
SO, WHAT'S
THE BIG DEAL
ABOUT BEING
A HALF-WITCH?
I GOT A COUSIN'S
HALF-BEECH.
YOU DO?
GOT ANOTHER'S
HALF-OAK.
REALLY?
WELL, AS LONG AS
WE'RE CONFESSING,
I'M PART PIGEON,
MYSELF.
W-WE WERE WONDERING
IF YOU COULD...
IF YOU COULD
MAKE US WHOLE.
[SQUAWKS]
HMM.
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
YES. YES.
YOU DON'T WANNA BE
A HALF ANYMORE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE 2 HALVES WHO
WANT TO BE A WHOLE?
EXACTLY.
ALL RIGHT,
IF YOU'RE SURE
YOU'RE SURE.
STAND BACK A LITTLE--
RIGHT THERE.
"QUOD ERA DIMIDIUS,
NUNC SUM UNIVERSUS."
WHAT ONCE WAS HALF,
LET NOW BE WHOLE!
I'M--I'M WHOLE!
[CHEERING AND GIGGLING]
NICOLE?
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
NICOLE?
[SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
NICOLE?
WH-WH-WHAT HAPPENED?
TWO HALVES
MAKE ONE WHOLE.
Tree: YOU BECAME
A WHOLE WITCH,
LEAVING HER MORTAL,
AND AS YOU KNOW,
THERE CAN'T BE
NO MORTALS
IN THE WITCHES'
REALM.
TURN HER BACK!
FIX HER!
PLEASE!
NO EXCHANGES,
NO REFUNDS.
ALL SPELLS FINAL.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP US?
TRUE WISDOM
CANNOT BE TOLD,
ONLY EARNED.
I'LL CHANGE HER BACK
MYSELF.
I'M A FULL WITCH NOW.
[ZAP]
[SQUAWKS] YOU'LL NEED
MORE MAGIC THAN THAT!
ONLY A MAGIC AMULE CAN OVERTURN
A WISDOM SPELL.
A MAGIC AMULET?
WHERE DO I GET A...
SALEM!
Craven:
THERE SHE IS!
[GASPS]
OH, NO, NO, NO!
HEY, WAIT!
I'M A WHOLE WITCH,
AREN'T I?
[POOF]
IDIOT!
FOOL!
[LAUGHS]
UHH!
Portia: DID YOU HEAR?
LITTLE MISS HALF-WITCH
FLEW THE COOP.
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
GUESS SHE COULDN' TAKE THE PRESSURE.
AWW, POOR THING.
WELL, NO WAY
SHE WAS EVER GOING
TO BE ACCEPTED HERE
ANYWAYS.
[POOF]
[ALL GASP]
THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S UNACCEPTABLE
IS YOU, PORTIA.
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
OHH, THAT REALLY
SCARES ME.
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
HA HA!
THEN HOW ABOUT THIS?
HEY!
OR THIS?
OR THIS?
[BUBBLING]
PUT ME DOWN!
PUT ME DOWN!
OK.
MY HA-A-A-AIR!
[WHOOSH]
HEY, TAKE IT EASY,
PORTIA.
UHH!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
SHE COULD JUS ZAP IT BACK.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE SHE JUST NO ALL THE WITCH
SHE COULD BE.
SALEM!
NICOLE WAS TURNED
TO STONE,
AND IT WAS ALL
BECAUSE OF ME.
SABRINA.
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
SABRINA.
BECAUSE ALL
I CARED ABOUT WAS
WHAT THOSE HORRIBLE,
AWFUL GIRLS THOUGHT.
I WANTED THEM
TO LIKE ME.
SABRINA--
TO ACCEPT ME!
SABRINA!
I'M TRYING
TO TELL YOU--
I KNOW!
YOU DO? WHY DIDN' YOU SAY SO?
SPIKE AND FLAT-EARS
TOLD ME.
THEY SAID MY AMULET...
WOULD SAVE HER!
OH, SALEM, THANK YOU!
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH THIS MEANS.
THIS WHOLE THING
WAS MY FAULT, AND--
ALL RIGHT, LET'S NO START THAT AGAIN.
WE GOTTA GET GOING.
[BUBBLING]
[SNORING]
EXCUSE ME.
SORRY.
CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT.
COME BACK FIRST THING
TOMORROW, 13 O'CLOCK.
I'M NOT HERE
FOR WISHES. I'M--
SHE'S GONE!
I'M--
THEY TOOK HER.
WHO? WHO TOOK NICOLE?
AND...I'VE GOT TO--
SAVE IT, HONEY.
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYING]
[THUNDER]
ENCHANTRA'S CASTLE.
THEN THAT'S WHERE
WE'RE GOING.
[GULP]
[BAT SQUEAKS]
OH, WELL.
YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND
A NEW FRIEND.
SALEM!
JUST KIDDING.
BOY, THIS IS
SOME CASTLE.
[BATS SHRIEKING]
AH-AH-CHOO!
YOU HEAR THAT?
UH, YOU'RE
IMAGINING THINGS.
SORRY.
I GOT A HORRIBLE
ALLERGY TO BATS.
[SHRIEKING]
THINK.
HOW CAN WE GET IN?
THERE'S GOTTA BE
A WAY.
NOBODY'S GETTING IN
OR OUT OF THERE
EXCEPT FOR THOSE...
UGH, THOSE BATS.
THAT'S IT!
WHAT'S IT?
I'M A WHOLE WITCH
NOW.
I'LL TRANSFORM US.
NOT INTO--
BATS.
[WHIMPERS]
Sabrina: SORRY.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW EMBARRASSING THIS IS
FOR A CAT?
[ZAP]
ONE MORE TRY.
I'M SURE
I CAN GET IT.
FORGET IT!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
WHAT IF YOU MAKE US
INTO LIVER BITS?
SALEM, WE HAVE
TO RESCUE NICOLE.
PLEASE?
OK, OK. OH...
GO!
[WHIMPERS]
[ZAP]
OF ALL THE THINGS
WE COULD'VE BEEN...
AH-CHOO!
WHY'D IT HAVE
TO BE BATS?
AH-CHOO!
[BOTH STRUGGLING]
WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[ZAP]
UHH!
UHH!
AAH! OHH!
AFTER THEM!
I'LL SOUND THE ALARM!
YOU SOUNDED I LAST TIME.
IT'S MY TURN!
Cringe: IS NOT!
IS TOO!
IS NOT!
[GASPS]
IS TOO!
Craven: IS TOO!
Cringe: IS NOT!
UH, THEY'RE
NOT HERE.
COME ON!
HOLD ON.
WHAT DO YOU BE THEY'RE HIDING IN HERE?
THEY ALWAYS HIDE
IN ARMOR.
OOH, GOOD THINKIN'.
[WHISTLING]
[CRASH]
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS.
ME? IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
WAS NOT!
WAS TOO!
WAS NOT!
WAS TOO!
WASN'T!
WAS!
SEE? I TOLD YOU
WE SHOULDN'T GO
FOR THE OBVIOUS.
ONLY ONE THING--
I'M ALLERGIC
TO CATERPILLARS!
AH-AH-CHOO!
[ZAP]
COME ON!
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
SALEM, WE'RE TRAPPED...
LIKE RATS!
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
MAMA!
[GASPS]
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
WHOA-OH-OH!
[STRETCHING]
HEY!
UH, CRAVEN,
I'M STUCK!
YOU GO, GIRL.
THANKS.
WHOA! AAH!
GET OUTTA THE WAY!
I CA-A-A-AN'T!
[THUMPING]
Craven: THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT!
Cringe: IS NOT!
IS TOO!
IS NOT!
UHH!
OH, NO!
NICOLE!
OVER THERE!
I SEE THEM!
I SAW THEM FIRST!
THE AMULET!
SALEM,
I NEED THE AMULET!
AAH!
AAH!
WAIT.
PLEASE, LET IT WORK.
YAAH!
IT DIDN'T WORK.
OH, MAN, AM I GONNA
GET THAT SPIKE.
I PAID 20 BUCKS
FOR THIS,
AND NOTHING, NADA,
ZILCH!
YOU BOUGHT IT?!
IS HE GONNA GE A PIECE OF MY FUR!
GOOD THING I WROTE
HIM A BAD CHECK.
IT'S A FAKE?
THE WHOLE THING?
THE AWARD?
THE GREAT GREY TABBY
OF THE--
NONE OF IT IS REAL?
WELL, NOT IN
SO MANY WORDS.
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
I'M SO SORRY.
[CRYING]
NICOLE, YOU WERE
THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD!
AND I LOST YOU BECAUSE
I WANTED TO BE A FULL WITCH.
I WANTED TO BE ACCEPTED.
AND LOOK WHAT IT GOT ME.
WELL, I DON'T WAN THE POWERS!
I DON'T WAN TO BE A WITCH!
I'LL TURN MYSELF
TO STONE.
SABRINA!
STO-O-O-OP!
THERE IS ANOTHER WAY.
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
[SIGHS]
NICOLE?
WOW.
THAT WAS
THE STRANGEST THING.
SABRINA?
NICOLE!
[HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING]
YOU'RE BACK!
IT'S YOU! NICOLE!
YOUR STAR--
IT'S STILL HALF.
AND YOURS, TOO!
ISN'T IT GREAT?
WHAT HAPPENED?
I FEEL
AWFUL STIFF.
HEY, LONG STORY.
FIRST YOU WERE STONE,
THEN YOU WEREN'T.
ENCHANTRA REVERSED
THE SPELL.
BUT HOW? WHY?
WHY? BECAUSE
YOU LEARNED
A VERY VALUABLE THING,
ONE WHICH SOME WITCHES
NEVER LEARN.
YOU LEARNED
THE 3 PRINCIPLES
OF WITCHDOM.
A WITCH
USES MAGIC WISELY,
A WITCH...IS TRUE
TO HER FRIENDS.
AND A WITCH...
IS TRUE TO HERSELF.
AND HONESTLY,
SOME OF THE GIRLS
AROUND HERE
NEVER FIGURE THAT OUT.
AT LEAST, NOT TRULY.
THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND I DEEP INSIDE.
BUT YOU DO.
MY YOUNG FRIENDS,
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
FAR MORE POWERFUL
THAN MERE MAGIC.
WE DO?
LIKE WHAT?
A FRIENDSHIP
STRONG ENOUGH
TO LAST FOREVER.
AND WHETHER WITCH
OR NOT,
THAT'S A THING MOST ANYONE
WOULD LOVE TO HAVE.
FRIENDS?
FOREVER.
[SALEM SOBBING]
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M A VERY
EMOTIONAL CAT.
OH, BROTHER!
[POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE
PLAYING]
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
DID YOU EVER THINK
WE'D MAKE IT HERE?
NOT FOR A SECOND.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I'M SO PROUD,
I COULD BUST WIDE OPEN.
DON'T DO THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT A MESS
IT MAKES.
Enchantra:
AND THE GOLDEN WAND--
FOR BEING ALL
A WITCH CAN BE AND MORE--
GOES TO...
SABRINA SPELLMAN!
[CROWD CHEERING]
ME?
DID I HEAR WRONG?
DID I HEAR HER
NOT SAY MY NAME?
SIT DOWN, PORTIA!
[GASPS]
WELL? GO ON.
ATTA GIRL, BRINA!
[WHOOSH]
THANK YOU, MA'AM.
[APPLAUSE]
[ALL CHEER]
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY,
SOME OF US TREATED ONE OF
OUR CLASSMATES VERY POORLY.
WE REFUSED TO ACCEPT HER
BECAUSE SHE WAS
A HALF-WITCH.
BUT THERE'S NO SHAME
IN THAT,
AND I OUGHT TO KNOW
BECAUSE...
I'M A HALF-WITCH, TOO,
AND PROUD OF IT!
[ALL GASP]
I'M PROUD AND HONORED
TO BE WITCH AND MORTAL.
THAT'S WHY I WAN TO SHARE THIS
WITH SOMEONE WHO EARNED I AS MUCH AS ME--
NICOLE CANDLER!
WHAT?
[CRACK]
OH, MY!
HILDA!
BRINA! BRINA! BRINA!
YOU DA ONE!
YOU DA ONE!
DO THE WAVE!
DO THE WAVE!
YESSS!
[ALL CHEERING]
SABRINA!
YAY!
GO, SABRINA!
YAY!
WHOO!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SO, THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S IT. THAT'S HOW
I FOUND OUT WHO I WAS
AND WHO I WASN'T.
THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED
FOR ME.
MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE I HAS HAPPENED TO YOU,
IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME.
AND LET'S BOTH HOPE
YOU'RE NOT.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
DA-DA-DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA
DA DA-DA DA
DOOBA DOOT DO,
BADOOBA DOOT DO
DOOBA DOOT DO,
BADOOBA DOOT DO
DA DA DA
DA-DA-DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA
DA DA-DA DA
IF YOU'RE ANYTHING
LIKE ME--
AND LET'S BOTH HOPE
YOU'RE NOT--
YOU'VE PROBABLY
FOUND YOURSELF WONDERING,
"HEY, WHY CAN'T I
BE THIS WAY
"INSTEAD OF THAT WAY?
"MAYBE
I'D HAVE MORE FRIENDS
"IF I WERE SUCH AND SUCH
"AND NOT WHATEVER.
MAYBE I'D BE MORE POPULAR,
MORE ACCEPTED."
MY NAME'S SABRINA,
AND I'M A WITCH--
MORE OR LESS,
GIVE OR TAKE.
[SIGHS]
SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I AM.
[CHIMES TINKLE]
[ROARS]
[WHOOSH]
[TAPS]
[WHOOSH, THUD]
[GASPS]
[CHIMES TINKLE]
I GUESS THAT'S WHA THIS IS ABOUT, BASICALLY.
IT'S ABOUT NOT KNOWING...
AND FINDING OUT.
THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS--
RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING.
[SCREECHES]
FOR SHE'S
A JOLLY GOOD WITCHLETTE
FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD
WITCHLETTE
FOR SHE'S
A JOLLY GOOD WITCHLETTE
WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
[CHEERING]
Crowd: SABRINA!
YOU'RE ALL SO NICE.
ENJOY THE PARTY.
HAVE SOME PUNCH.
MINGLE.
WHERE IS IT?
WHY ISN'T IT HERE?
Hilda:
OUR LITTLE SABRINA,
13 YEARS OLD.
SO, WE GOING TO GE TO THE GIFTS
BEFORE SHE HITS 14?
IT'LL COME, SWEETHEART.
BE PATIENT.
HERE,
HAVE SOME CAKE.
SALEM?
I'M COUNTING CALORIES.
[CHIMES TINKLE]
OF COURSE, THOSE KIND
OF CALORIES DON'T COUNT.
MAYBE IT WON'T COME.
MAYBE THEY KNOW
ABOUT ME--
ABOUT WHAT I AM,
ABOUT WHAT I'M NOT.
NONSENSE.
EVERY WITCH
OR WARLOCK GETS ONE
ON THEIR 13th
BIRTHDAY.
BUT I'M NOT LIKE
EVERY WITCH.
I'M DIFFERENT.
I'M--
YOU'RE SPECIAL,
SABRINA,
AND DON'T EVER
FORGET IT.
[BRAKES SCREECH,
HORN HONKS]
IT'S HERE!
[GASPS]
UH, SABRINA SPELLMAN?
THAT'S ME.
UH, SIGN, PLEASE.
[GASPS] IT'S HERE!
IT'S HERE!
GREETINGS, SABRINA.
I AM ENCHANTRA,
QUEEN OF THE WITCHES.
SALEM!
IT'S A HOLOGRAM.
SHE CAN'T SEE US.
SHOW SOME RESPECT.
LIKE THIS?
[HUMMING]
I'VE COME TO WISH YOU
A HAPPY 13th BIRTHDAY
AND WELCOME YOU
TO WITCHDOM.
AND TELL
THAT PILE OF FUR
TO SHOW SOME RESPECT,
BEFORE I RIP
HIS TAIL OFF.
HUH?
YOUR WAND IS ENCLOSED.
USE IT WISELY, CHILD.
[CHIMES TINKLE]
[GASPS]
OH, OUR LITTLE SABRINA.
MY VERY OWN WAND.
I CAN'T WAI TO USE IT.
BUT YOU MUST--WAIT!
[GASPS]
AAH!
Zelda: SABRINA, DEAR,
A WITCH USES MAGIC WISELY.
YEAH.
OK, OK.
HERE GOES.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
AAH!
[LAUGHING]
SURE. A LITTLE HUMOR
AT THE CAT'S EXPENSE.
HA HA. HO HO.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
GOOD NIGHT,
UNCLE EUSTACE.
JUST THINK--MONDAY...
WITCH ACADEMY!
I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE I AS MUCH AS WE DID.
WE'RE SO PROUD
OF YOU.
UH-HUH, YEAH,
PROUD, DITTO.
VERY NICE,
BUT TOO RED.
Sabrina: GIMME THAT!
WHATCHA DOING?
JUST REMINISCING.
"ZELDA SPELLMAN,
MOST OUTSTANDING STUDENT,
CLASS OF 1643."
"HILDA SPELLMAN,
MOST OUTSTANDING,
CLASS OF 1644."
REMEMBER
THE HEADMISTRESS?
[LAUGHS]
MISS HAG? HA HA!
OH, HOW SHE LOVED US.
AND WHY NOT?
Hilda:
WE WERE OUTSTANDING.
DON'T FORGET ME,
WINNER OF
THE MAGIC AMULET.
[DING DING]
GIVEN TO ME
BY GREAT GREY TABBY
OF WEST FORES FOR WISDOM
AND BRAVERY.
YEAH, WHATEVER,
SALEM.
AND, SABRINA,
WE KNOW YOU'LL FOLLOW
IN OUR FAMILY TRADITION.
[SIGHS]
HEY, SABRINA,
I KNOW WHA YOU'RE THINKING.
"BOTH MY AUNTS VOTED
MOST OUTSTANDING...
"WILL I MEASURE UP?
CAN I DO IT?
CAN I TAKE
THE PRESSURE?"
THAT'S NO WHAT I'M THINKING.
IT'S NOT? MORE LIKE,
"HERE I AM, 13,
GOING TO THE ACADEMY.
WHAT DO I WEAR?"
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
NO? HOW ABOUT--
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
WHEN THEY FIND OUT...
I'M NOT ALL THE WITCH
I COULD BE?
LOOK AT THE STAR.
I'M ONLY HALF A WITCH.
THEY'LL KNOW THE MINUTE
THEY SEE I CAN'T FLY.
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
OH, HILDA,
LOOK AT THE CAMPUS!
IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER.
Zelda: SUCH A WONDERFUL
ATMOSPHERE FOR LEARNING.
HILDA, HILDA, HILDA!
THERE'S MISS STENCH!
Hilda: AND MISS FETID!
AND MISS REEK!
IT ISN'T SO BAD,
IS IT?
EVERYBODY LOOKS
KINDA...NICE, HUH?
GREETINGS.
GREETINGS.
THOSE SHOES ARE NO PART OF THE UNIFORM.
WHOA! WHO'S
THE UGLY BRUTE?
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
[THUNDER]
YIKES!
UH, LOVELY
BEAUTY.
MISS HAG!
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
A BIT!
YOU REMEMBER US?
HILDA!
AND ZELDA,
MOST OUTSTANDING
STUDENT, 1643.
AND '44!
YES, I REMEMBER.
YOU WERE THE ONLY STUDENTS
OF '43 AND '44.
THAT WAS US.
AND THIS IS
OUR NIECE.
Zelda and Hilda:
SABRINA SPELLMAN,
YOUR NEX MOST OUTSTANDING STUDENT.
HELLO.
SABRINA, EH?
YOU'RE NOT LIKE
YOUR AUNTS, ARE YOU?
NO, THERE'S
SOMETHING DIFFEREN ABOUT YOU,
ISN'T THERE?
[GULP] I, UH...
[CRASH]
LOOK OVER THERE!
WHO IS IT?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
QUAINT.
[SNAP]
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
ISN'T MISS HAG
SOMETHING?
YOU MUST BE PORTIA.
IT'S SUCH A PRIVILEGE
TO HAVE YOU HERE.
I'M SURE IT IS.
UHH!
EXCUSE ME!
HMPH!
[SIGHS]
YOU HAVE TO TELL US--
WHERE DID YOU BUY
YOUR CLOTHES?
HA HA! ALL CUSTOM-MADE,
OF COURSE.
WOW.
I'LL NEVER BE LIKE HER.
SHE'S SO...PERFECT,
SO POPULAR, SO TOGETHER,
SO...SO...
SO SO-SO.
OH, OUR LITTLE GIRL...
OFF TO WITCH ACADEMY.
STUDY HARD.
MAKE US PROUD.
[THUNDER]
[FWEEP]
[CRASH]
[BOTH GIGGLE]
BYE, SALEM.
AND REMEMBER--
YOU'RE AS GOOD
AS ANY OF 'EM,
IF NOT BETTER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT WOULD BE THUMBS-UP
IF I HAD THUMBS.
HEY, WAIT FOR ME!
I'M HUNGRY!
[THUNDER]
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYING]
[GIRLS GIGGLE]
[WHOOSH]
GOOD MORNING, WITCHLETTES.
Students:
GOOD MORNING, MISS HAG.
IN HONOR OF OUR FIRST DAY,
WE HAVE
A SPECIAL VISITATION.
[POOF]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
YOU ARE ALL, OF COURSE,
FINE YOUNG WITCHES.
YOU ARE ALL GIFTED
AND SKILLED.
YOU HAVE SPENT YEARS
PERFECTING
THE WITCHLY ARTS.
YOU KNOW MANY THINGS...
BUT YOU STILL HAVE
MUCH TO LEARN!
[ALL GASP]
AND THAT, MY DEARS,
IS WHY YOU ARE HERE.
IN THE WEEKS TO COME,
YOU SHALL LEARN
THE 3 PRINCIPLES
OF WITCHDOM.
Both: A WITCH
USES MAGIC WISELY.
A WITCH IS TRUE
TO HER FRIENDS.
AND A WITCH IS TRUE
TO HERSELF.
SO IT IS WRITTEN
ON THE TREE OF WISDOM.
THE WHAT OF WHICH?
THE TREE OF WISDOM
IN THE WITCHES' REALM,
WHERE ALL TRUTH
AND KNOWLEDGE GROWS.
OH,
THAT TREE.
HEH HEH HEH.
THESE ARE BUT A FEW
OF THE THINGS
YOU WILL LEARN
AT THE ACADEMY.
THE BEST AMONG YOU
WILL BE REWARDED...
WITH
THE GOLDEN WAND.
THAT IS TOO COOL!
I WONDER
WHO'S GONNA GET IT.
WELL, PORTIA,
FOR SURE.
MY FAMILY ALWAYS GETS
THE GOLDEN WAND.
BESIDES...
IT GOES SO NICELY
WITH MY HAIR.
BUT SOME OF YOU
WILL NOT EXCEL.
SOME WILL NOT KEEP UP.
SOME WILL FAIL
TO BECOME TRUE WITCHES.
I THINK YOU KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.
I KNOW I DO.
[GASPS]
[THUNDER]
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
[SIGHS]
Salem: HEY, WATCH WHO'S TAIL
YOU'RE SQUISHING!
WHAT?! SALEM!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
UHH, I'M SO GLAD
TO SEE YOU.
WELL, YOU'VE GO A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT.
HOW MANY TIMES
MUST I TELL YOU
TO WATCH THE FUR?
WAIT, WHOA, HOLD.
CORRECTION--
NOT GLAD.
NOT GLAD TO SEE YOU.
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE.
YOU DIDN'T THINK
I'D LET YOU GO SOMEWHERE
AS COOL AS WITCH SCHOOL
ALONE, DID YOU?
WELL, I GOTTA ADMIT,
I WAS STARTING TO FEEL
SORT OF LONELY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
ONE QUESTION--
WHERE'S MY PICTURE?
MMM!
HEH HEH HEH. OOH.
DON'T DO THAT!
[ZAP]
[WHOOSH]
GIVE ME THAT!
[ZAP]
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
CLEAN THAT OFF
RIGHT NOW!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET ME IN TROUBLE.
AND DON'T USE
YOUR TONGUE.
I DON'T WANT SLOBBER
ON MY WALL.
AND HURRY UP, SALEM.
TOMORROW'S MY FIRST DAY
OF CLASSES,
AND I WANT TO BE RESTED
AND READY.
[BUBBLING]
NO, NO, NO! LIKE SO.
[ZAP]
OH--OH--OH, DEAR.
[STUDENTS GIGGLING]
OH, NOW, PORTIA,
UM, BLUEBIRDS?
[POOF]
[STUDENTS MURMUR]
BREE?
[POOF]
SABRINA?
[WHOOSHES]
OH, RIGHT IDEA,
WRONG SPECIES.
OOPS.
LET ME TRY AGAIN.
[WHOOSHES]
[ZAP]
I KNOW I--
NO!
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
WILL YOU LOSE
THE FISH?
OH, MY, MY, MY.
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.
I CAN DO IT. YOU'LL SEE.
VERY WELL, DEAR.
BUT LET'S DO TRY
FOR A BIRD THIS TIME, EH?
[WHOOSHES]
[ZAP]
[SIZZLING]
[SQUAWKING]
OH, WELL,
THAT'S DIFFERENT,
SABRINA.
VERY, UH,
DIFFERENT.
[GRUNTING]
SALEM,
YOU PROMISED!
A CAT'S GOTTA EAT.
UHH!
[CLANG]
[SALEM GRUNTS]
SORRY.
[COUGHS]
FROG IN THE THROAT.
[BELL RINGS]
WHEW!
SAVED BY THE BELL.
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
Miss Reek: SPELL OF ENERGY,
SPELL OF WISDOM,
SPELL OF TRANSMOGRIFICATION.
SPELL IT?
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
SABRINA,
SPELL OF COURAGE!
UH, UM...
QUANT-QUANTUM,
UM...
BREE?
QUANTUM
INDIGNITO-O--
OH, DRAT!
NICOLE.
"QUANTO, INDIGNATIOUS,
"DERMINA MERITORIUM,
UT DUNQUE HONORARIUS."
HMM. VERY GOOD, CHILD.
WHAT A SHOW-OFF.
TRANSMIGRATION:
THE RELOCATION OF AN OBJEC FROM ONE POINT TO ANOTHER.
LET'S SEE...
PORTIA, DEMONSTRATE!
UP AND ACROSS!
[STUDENTS GASP]
GOOD WORK, DEAR.
NATURALLY.
BRITNEY, FULL CIRCLE!
[STRAINING]
HEY, I'M--
OHH!
UHH!
UHH!
[LAUGHS]
OH, IT'S A START.
I'M SO SORRY,
SABRINA.
THAT WAS SO TOTALLY
EMBARRASSING.
OH, YOU'LL GET IT.
IS THAT WHISPERING I HEAR?
SABRINA, UP, AROUND,
AND ACROSS!
HERE GOES NOTHING.
[STRAINING]
WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?
HEY, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE SHE'S NO ALL THE WITCH SHE COULD BE.
[STRAINING]
LET US ALL REMEMBER--
THIS IS A WITCH ACADEMY,
AND WE ARE ALL HERE
TO LEARN.
DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL BOTH GET IT.
THANKS, BRITNEY.
YOU STAY HERE,
OR I'LL CALL ZELDA
TO COME AND GET YOU
RIGHT NOW!
YEAH, RIGHT, SURE.
SO, HOW'S SCHOOL?
AND THAT HEADMISTRESS?
BAD AS SHE LOOKS?
WHO'S THE ONE
WITH THE HAIR?
HER, I COULD DO WITHOUT.
YOU KNOW, SALEM,
THIS ISN'T EASY.
I DON'T NEED YOU
GIVING ME MORE GRIEF.
OOF!
PTOO! PTOO!
BRINA!
YOU JUST MADE MAGIC!
DID I? I DID?
I DID!
MY WITTLE BABY'S
ALL GWOWED UP.
I GOTTA GO.
DON'T WANT TO BE LATE
FOR CAULDRON CLASS.
OH. DO NOT LEAVE
THIS ROOM.
SURE. IF YOU NEED ME,
I'LL BE HERE...STARVING.
[ZAP]
EH. BEGGARS
CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.
[BUBBLING]
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]
[CAULDRONS BUBBLING]
HI.
HI.
SABRINA, OVER HERE!
WHO, ME?
COME ON!
HMMPH.
EYE OF NEWT AND SUMAC VINE,
MUGWORT, HENBANE, TAMARIND.
[WHOOSH]
Mr. Rancid: WHAT ARE
THE NEXT INGREDIENTS?
NICOLE?
THE BOOKWORM'S
GONNA KNOW.
TOUCH OF NETTLE,
VITRIOL,
SERPENT'S EGG,
PENNYROYAL...
AND?
MANTIS LEG?
W-W-WHAT WAS THAT?
YOU DIDN'T SAY
"MANTIS LEG," DID YOU?
[GASPS]
[BUBBLING]
[POOF]
NICOLE!
NICOLE, WATCH OUT!
[ZAP]
[BOOM]
AAH!
All: EWW! EWW!
YOU CAN DO
A BETTER JOB
IRONING THAT BLOUSE,
MY DEAR.
AT THE ACADEMY,
EVERYONE IS TO LOOK
HER BEST ALWAYS.
[SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT]
[GIGGLES]
[SPLAT]
I'M GOING TO TAKE
A WILD GUESS AND SAY...
SABRINA!
[GIRLS SCREAMING]
DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
DO SOMETHING!
TRY YOUR WAND.
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE IT IS.
[BUBBLING STOPS]
AH, VERY GOOD, UH...
SABRINA.
I COULD'VE DONE I MYSELF.
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO--
I DON'T NEED
YOUR HELP!
COULD SHE BE
ANY WEIRDER?
[WHOOSHING]
[STRAINING]
[SIGHS]
IT'S NO USE.
Enchantra: YOUNG LADIES,
YOU ARE NOW LEARNING THE FIRS PRINCIPLE OF WITCHDOM.
OHH!
[CRASH]
[LAUGHING]
MAGIC MUST ALWAYS, ALWAYS
BE USED WISELY.
[SQUEAKS]
[ZAP]
Enchantra: IN THE WEEKS
AND MONTHS TO COME,
YOU WILL LEARN
THE OTHER PRINCIPLES.
[WHOOSHING]
[BUBBLING]
WHEW.
A WITCH IS TRUE
TO HER FRIENDS.
[DING]
A WITCH IS TRUE TO HERSELF.
[WHOOSHING]
[SCREECH]
OH!
WHEN YOU HAVE LEARNED
THESE THINGS,
YOU WILL TRULY BE ALL THE WITCH
WHICH YOU CAN BE.
UHH!
[DESCENDING WHISTLE]
[THUD]
[BONK] HEY!
WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE TOSSING THAT.
I REALLY MISS HOME.
AND ZELDA AND HILDA.
IT'S SO HARD HERE.
NOT JUS THE CLASSES,
BUT THE GIRLS.
I'M TRYING
TO MAKE FRIENDS,
I REALLY AM,
BUT HARD AS I TRY...
I GUESS IT'S 'CAUSE
I'M NOT LIKE THEM.
I'M ONLY HALF A--
SABRINA,
ARE YOU THAT WORRIED
WHAT THOSE
OTHER GIRLS THINK?
DO YOU CARE?
I DON'T KNOW...
MAYBE...NOT REALLY.
Girl: SABRINA!
BRITNEY!
SHE'LL SEE YOU!
WHAT'LL SHE THINK?
QUICK, HIDE!
SABRINA?
EEE!
OH,
A STUFFED KITTY.
HE'S SO OLD
AND WORN.
YOU MUST'VE HAD HIM
SINCE FOREVER!
YEAH, HEH, GOTTA BE
KINDA CAREFUL.
HE'S READY
TO FALL APART.
SO, WHAT'S DOIN', BRIT?
[MUFFLED SHRIEK]
I JUST CAME
TO INVITE YOU
OVER TO
PORTIA'S ROOM.
WE'RE HAVING
A SLUMBER PARTY.
WANNA COME?
ME?
ARE YOU SURE?
SURE, I'M SURE.
YEAH, OK.
I'D LOVE TO.
I WASN'T LIKE THA WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER.
OF COURSE, THINGS WERE
DIFFERENT 400 YEARS AGO.
[GASPS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[WHOOSHES]
[ZAP]
SABRINA, COME IN.
HEY, BRINA,
COME ON UP AND TRY
MY SPARKLE BRAIDS.
OH, UH, YEAH.
HEY, JUST WASHED
MY HAIR,
AND I CAN'T DO
A THING WITH IT.
OH, COME ON UP HERE!
LOOK AT YOU
WALKING AROUND
LIKE A HALF-WITCH!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[FAKE LAUGH]
UH, I'M A LITTLE STIFF,
THAT'S ALL...
FROM THAT ACCIDEN ON THE BROOMSTICK.
YOU KNOW.
[LAUGHS] OH,
THAT WAS TOO FUNNY.
YEAH, HYSTERICAL.
I'LL STAY DOWN HERE
WHERE IT'S SOFT.
I SAW THAT NICOLE
TALKING TO YOU.
SO, IS SHE WEIRD,
OR WHAT?
AND SO UNFRIENDLY.
THERE'S SOMETHING BOGUS
ABOUT HER FOR SURE.
LET'S FIX YOUR HAIR.
[BLOW-DRYER HUMMING]
OOH! WOW!
COOL, BRINA! HA HA!
Portia:
LOOK AT THIS.
"CHAPTER 13--
LOVE POTIONS."
[BOTH GIGGLE]
WHOA! LOOK HERE.
"HOW TO MAKE YOUR
FAIRY TALE COME TRUE."
SHOULD WE MIX UP A BATCH
OF THAT FOR NICOLE?
[LAUGHTER]
CAN YOU PICTURE HER
DANCING AT THE BALL
WITH A PRINCE?
HA HA HA HA!
SKATING LIKE A PRINCESS
IN A FROZEN WONDERLAND!
SWIMMING THROUGH THE SEA--
HA HA HA--
LIKE A MERMAID.
HA HA HA!
[LAUGHING]
"POTIONS TO GAIN
FULL WITCH POWERS."
NOW, THAT'S WHA THE WEIRDO NEEDS.
[LAUGHS]
YEAH, RIGHT. HEH.
[SIGHS]
YES, YES, GOOD, GOOD.
Sabrina: "POTIONS TO GAIN
FULL WITCH POWERS."
"HEART OF PALM,
BUTTERFLY DREAMS,
MORNING DEW, 2 DROPS."
[BUBBLING]
UH-OH!
SOMETHING'S WRONG!
YOU NEED
QUICKSILVER.
IX-NAY ON
THE ESS-MAY.
QUICKSILVER.
[BUBBLING STOPS]
IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW.
MM-HMM. GOOD, GOOD.
THANK YOU, NICOLE.
THEY ALWAYS HAVE
THE ANTIDOTE
ON THE NEXT PAGE.
[DING]
BRINA, HURRY!
WE'LL BE LATE
FOR LUNCH!
SPIDER SMOOTHIES
TODAY.
OK!
THEN LET'S GO.
[GIRLS LAUGHING
AND CHATTERING]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT NICOLE GIRL
WAS TALKING
TO YOU AGAIN.
WAS I TOO CREEPY?
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK SHE'S A HALF-WITCH.
Britney: NO!
Bree: IN OUR SCHOOL?
NO, NO, NO.
NO WAY.
UH-UH.
IT COULDN'T BE.
NOT A CHANCE.
SHE'S ALWAYS READING,
LIKE IT DOESN' COME NATURAL.
I BET IF YOU LOOKED
AT HER HAND,
YOU'D SEE A HALF-STAR.
Britney:
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
A HALF-WITCH...
RIGHT IN OUR CLASS?
EWW!
YEAH.
EWW.
Britney: SABRINA?
[GASPS]
SABRINA,
ARE YOU COMING?
UH, YEAH,
I'M COMING.
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
Nicole: HI.
UM, NICOLE?
I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU.
HEY, SURE.
WELL, IT--
IT'S ABOUT ME--
SOMETHING ABOUT ME,
YOU SEE,
AND, UH,
IT'S, WELL, ME.
YOU'RE A HALF-WITCH.
SHH! HUSH! SHH!
NO ONE CAN HEAR.
I'M THE LAST ROOM
ON THE HALL.
ANYWAY,
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
I'M A HALF-WITCH,
TOO.
THERE'S
WORSE THINGS TO BE.
NO, THERE'S NOT!
IF THE GIRLS
FIND OUT--
OH, PROMISE
NOT TO TELL.
THAT'S WHY YOU CAME?
TO MAKE SURE I'D KEEP
MY LIPS ZIPPED?
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T JEOPARDIZE
YOUR FRIENDSHIPS.
THANKS, NICOLE.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU CARE SO MUCH
WHAT THEY THINK.
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.
THEY'D NEVER
ACCEPT ME
IF THEY KNEW.
YOU KNOW, NICOLE,
YOU COULD BE
THEIR FRIEND, TOO.
HEH HEH.
I DON'T THINK SO.
SURE.
THEY'RE FUN.
ALL YOU NEED
IS A LITTLE,
WELL, UH, FIXING UP.
YOU REALLY THINK?
I DON'T THINK.
I KNOW.
DA DA DA DA NA
DA DA DA DA NA
DA DA DA
OOH OOH OOH,
SABRINA
DA DA DA DA NA
DA DA DA DA NA
DA DA DA
OOH OOH OOH
OK, NOW ALL YOU HAVE
TO WORK ON IS ATTITUDE.
HUH?
YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE
WITCHY KIND OF THING.
SORT OF, UM, BUBBLY--
LIKE THIS.
HI!
I DON'T REALLY HAVE
TO TOSS MY HAIR, DO I?
JUST TRY IT.
[HIGH-PITCHED]
HI!
[SHATTERING]
UH, YOU ALMOST HAD IT.
MORE LIKE, HI!
HI.
OH, HI!
HI, YOU!
BRAVO.
I THINK
SHE HAS IT.
SO I SAID
TO MISS STENCH,
THERE IS NO WAY I CAN DO
MY HOMEWORK AND MY HAIR
ALL IN ONE NIGHT.
HEY, GIRLS.
[HIGH-PITCHED]
HI!
[GLASS BREAKS]
UH, NICOLE AND I
HAVE BEEN
PRACTICING ZAPS.
HIGH!
AND LOW!
[LAUGHING]
WHAT'S SAY WE GO SI IN THAT TREE OVER THERE?
WELL, COME ON.
I TOLD YOU
THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU CAN FLY,
CAN'T YOU?
NO. I MEAN, YES.
I MEAN, I--
OF COURSE YOU CAN.
UNLESS YOU'RE JUS HALF A WITCH.
[GASPING]
WELL, WELL, WELL.
NICOLE
IS A HALF-WITCH
NICOLE
IS A HALF-WITCH
NICOLE
IS A HALF-WITCH
SABRINA...
...IS A HALF-WITCH
MISS HAG?
YES, MISS STENCH?
IT'S ABOUT NICOLE.
WHAT ABOUT HER?
SHE'S A HALF-WITCH.
I KNOW.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
WELL, I'M AFRAID
THE OTHER GIRLS
HAVE FOUND OUT,
AND YOU KNOW
HOW THEY CAN BE.
HMM...
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
[NICOLE GASPS]
[CRYING]
[LAUGHING]
[SALEM PURRING]
SALEM,
HOW CAN YOU SLEEP
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
3:00 IN THE MORNING?
OH, I DON'T KNOW--
COMES KIND OF NATURAL.
THEY'RE TORTURING HER.
IT'S NOT RIGHT,
AND IT'S
ALL MY FAULT.
THEY NEVER
WOULD HAVE FOUND OU IF I HADN' MADE HER FIT IN.
SHE WAS HAPPY
KEEPING TO HERSELF.
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO
OR HOW TO HELP HER.
ONE QUESTION--
WHO ARE WE
TALKING ABOUT?
NICOLE!
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT,
OF COURSE.
OOH. TSK, TSK,
TUT, TUT.
PITY, PITY.
NOW COULD WE
GO BACK TO SLEEP?
SALEM, YOU ARE
NOT HELPING!
WHAT DO I KNOW?
I'M A CAT,
NOT THE TREE OF WISDOM.
THERE HAS TO BE
SOMETHING I CAN DO,
SOMETHING I CAN--
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
TSK, TSK, TUT, TUT,
PITY, PITY.
BACK TO SLEEP?
THANK YOU.
HEY, GLAD I COULD HELP,
WHATEVER I DID.
[SNORING SOFTLY]
I REALLY, REALLY,
TOTALLY APOLOGIZE.
YOU KEPT MY SECRE THROUGH IT ALL,
AND YOU'RE A COMPLETELY
HONORABLE PERSON.
AND WHAT'S MORE,
I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS.
YOU TRIED FIXING THINGS
ONCE BEFORE.
THIS TIME WE GO
TO THE TREE OF WISDOM.
WHAT?! EVEN I'M
NOT THAT CRAZY.
ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS
COME FROM BEING HALF-WITCHES.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY
TO MAKE US WHOLE.
AND YOU KNOW
THE TREE OF WISDOM
WILL KNOW THE ANSWER.
BUT THE WITCHES' REALM
IS TOTALLY OUT OF BOUNDS.
WE SNEAK IN TONIGH AFTER THE LIGHTS GO OUT.
NOBODY WILL KNOW
WE'RE GONE.
BUT WE'RE HALF-WITCHES,
WHICH MEANS HALF-MORTALS,
AND MORTALS ARE
FORBIDDEN IN THE REALM.
NICOLE, THIS WILL
FIX EVERYTHING.
I KNOW IT WILL.
YOU THINK? REALLY?
I KNOW.
WE CAN DO I TOGETHER.
OK--FRIEND?
OK.
FRIEND.
I NEVER HAD
ONE OF THOSE BEFORE.
ONE OF WHAT?
A FRIEND.
[LAUGHING]
NOW, HOW DO WE GE TO THIS FORBIDDEN PLACE?
WELL, THAT IS
A TINY PROBLEM.
I'M SURE
I SAW A BOOK.
NOT THIS ONE
OR THIS ONE...
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
THAT'S IT!
THERE!
DIRECTIONS
TO THE REALM OF WITCHES.
OH, BROTHER,
NOT THAT WAY--
THA WAY.
Sabrina: THERE'S THE GATE!
IF WE CAN GET THAT FAR,
I KNOW WE CAN GET IN.
HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
BUT HOW DO WE GE FROM HERE TO THERE?
HMM...
WELL, WE COULD...
TRY THIS.
"THE INCANTATION
FOR PASSAGE TO THE REALM--
"MUTATITIS GRANDIS UT."
IS THIS IT?
IF IT ISN'T,
IT OUGHT TO BE.
PASS.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IN
WITHOUT A PASS?
[TRUCK APPROACHING]
CAULDRON
DELIVERY.
[DING]
[DING]
WE DID IT!
WE'RE HERE!
AND WE'RE
POLKA-DOTTED.
EW!
WHAT WAS IN
THOSE CAULDRONS?
WHO CARES?
WE ARE IN!
YEAH...
BUT WHAT ARE WE IN?
Witch: WARTS!
WARTS INSTALLED!
2 FOR ONE--TODAY ONLY!
WRINKLE CREAM!
ADDS WRINKLES INSTANTLY!
NO, THANK YOU.
[GASPING]
YOU LOOK LIKE
A NICE GIRL--
LOVING, CARING,
AND FRIENDLY.
OH, UM, WELL--
I CAN FIX THAT.
NOT SO FAST,
MY PRETTY.
JAR OF HEARTLESSNESS,
JUST FOR YOU--
GUARANTEED TO TURN YOU
SELFISH, MEAN,
AND UNCARING.
[GROWLING]
UM, THANKS,
BUT, UH, NO THANKS.
[PUMPING]
[DING]
[REVVING]
GET YOUR
DELICIOUS APPLES--
GOLDEN RED.
SORRY.
THE LAST APPLE I HAD
DIDN'T AGREE WITH ME.
LET'S GET GOING.
Newt: POTION PALACE,
UNFAIR TO NEWTS!
POTION PALACE,
UNFAIR TO NEWTS!
UNION NOW,
UNION FOREVER!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
ANY PLACE LIKE THIS?
THERE IS NO PLACE
LIKE THIS.
[WITCH LAUGHING]
HOW WILL WE FIND
THE TREE OF WISDOM?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT COULD BE ANYWHERE.
LOOK!
HELLO!
ANYBODY HOME?
HELLO!
EXCUSE ME,
TREE OF WISDOM?
HELLO?
[GROWLING]
ANYBODY THERE?
GUESS WE'RE BARKING
UP THE WRONG TREE.
AND WE CAN'T FIND I FOR THE FOREST.
[BOTH GASP]
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING,
DEARIES?
THE TREE OF WISDOM.
DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO GET THERE?
A MAGIC PORTAL
CAN GET YOU ANYWHERE.
[BOTH GASP]
CARE TO TRY ONE?
BUT WHICH?
THAT'S FOR YOU
TO DISCOVER.
WHAT HAVE WE
GOT TO LOSE?
THAT'S WHA I'M AFRAID OF.
WRONG DOOR?
WRONG DOOR.
YIKES!
Both: WHOA!
Sabrina:
THIS IS PRETTY COOL.
BUT HOW DO WE
GET OUT OF HERE?
THAT WAS CLOSE.
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
OW!
OK, BUSTER!
[LAUGHING]
AAH!
[STRAINS]
THAT WAS CLOSE.
WANNA TRY ANOTHER?
YOU PICK.
[THUNDER]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YES?
WHAT IS IT?
I'M QUITE BUSY,
AS YOU CAN SEE.
OUCH!
OH--OH, YES!
WELL, I'M SORRY,
I'LL--I'LL GO.
UH, JUST WANTED
TO MENTION
2 GIRLS ARE MISSING,
THAT'S ALL.
WHAT?!
OH, UM, YOU'RE BUSY.
I'LL COME BACK.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
[GULPS] I WAS JUST DOING
THE BED CHECK, YOU SEE,
AND, WELL, 2 WERE EMPTY--
THE BEDS, THAT IS.
EXCEPT ONE HAD
A FUR SORT OF THING,
SORT OF SNORING.
WHAT? HOW?
WELL, SORT OF LIKE A...
[IMITATES SNORING]
NOT THAT--
THE GIRLS.
WHERE ARE THEY?
OH, THEM.
WELL, THEY'RE GONE.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[SIREN WAILS]
[ORGAN PLAYING]
[GROWLS]
[SHIVERING]
UH-OH.
[SIREN WAILS,
BUZZER SOUNDS]
YEAH!
[CROWD CHEERING]
HEY, WATCH IT,
BUSTER!
[TEAMMATES MOCKING]
[LAUGHS]
[CHEERING]
UM, NICOLE?
YEAH?
[ROARS]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[YELLING]
NICOLE, LOOK.
SHH.
[BOTH SIGH]
PHEW.
WELL...
LET'S DO IT.
HOW? WHO?
WELL, SABRINA,
I'D SAY,
AND NICOLE,
I GUESS.
WHERE DID THEY GO?
WELL, I FOUND THIS,
AND IT WAS OPEN TO THIS.
A MAP?
[ALARMS GOING OFF]
THERE--
THEY WENT THERE.
[GASPS]
NOT THE WITCHES' REALM.
YOU GOT IT, SISTER.
BUT SABRINA, NICOLE--
THEY'RE JUST STUDENTS.
W-WELL, YES,
THEY CERTAINLY ARE.
WHO KNOWS WHA MIGHT HAPPEN TO THEM
IN THE WITCHES' REALM?
[LAUGHS]
G-G-GET ME THE PHONE.
COOL!
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO!
[GRUNTING]
MORE TO YOUR LEFT!
NO, NO,
YOUR OTHER LEFT!
[GRUNTING]
[TELEPHONE
RINGS]
I'M SURROUNDED
BY INCOMPETENTS.
[RING]
WHAT IS IT?!
[LAUGHS]
OH, THAT TICKLES.
QUIET, WILL YOU?!
[EXHALES]
I'M SO SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU
ON A WEEKEND,
YOUR AWFUL
HIGHNESS.
GET TO THE POINT,
MISS HAG.
WELL, FUNNY THING--
HA HA--
YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO LAUGH.
IT SEEMS 2 OF OUR
STUDENTS HAVE, UH--
HAVE WHAT?!
LEFT THE ACADEMY
AND ENTERED
THE REALM OF
THE WITCHES AND--
WHAT?!
SHE TOOK THAT WELL.
[CRASH]
Enchantra:
SHE LOST THEM?!
THAT FOOL!
SHE CAN'T EVEN
CONTROL A COUPLE
OF 13-YEAR-OLD
HALF-WITCHES.
TSK, TSK.
DON'T THOSE CHILDREN
UNDERSTAND
WHAT THIS MEANS?
[STRAINING]
OH, YEAH,
IT'S A SHAME,
BUT, UH--
IT SIMPLY ISN'T SAFE
FOR HALF-TRAINED
STUDENTS
TO BE IN THE REALM.
Both, straining: YEAH.
SPEAKING OF SAFETY
AND SUCH--
SILENCE!
I CAN'T HEAR
MYSELF THINK.
[STRAINING]
YES, OF COURSE.
I HAVE
THAT PROBLEM, TOO.
COME HERE,
YOU FOOLS.
[GRUNTING]
AND PUT DOWN
THAT ROCK!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[GASPS]
THEY WENT THROUGH
THE MAGIC PORTALS!
TYPICAL.
STOP LYING DOWN
ON THE JOB
AND GET THEM
OUT OF THERE QUICKLY!
THEN BRING THEM TO ME!
[GRUNTING]
LOVE TO.
USELESS!
Both: AAH!
GO!
I WANT THEM HERE
WITHIN THE HOUR!
OW!
OW!
AND FIND
ANOTHER ROCK
TO REPLACE
THE ONE YOU BROKE.
NICOLE, I'M ALL FOR
DANCING WITH PRINCES,
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
WE OUGHT TO BE
LOOKING FOR THE TREE?
Craven:
MIND IF WE CUT IN?
HAVEN'T SEEN ANY
HALF-WITCHES AROUND,
HAVE YOU?
ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT,
YOUR AGE?
[CLOCK STRIKING]
HEY, SORRY--MIDNIGHT.
THAT'S WHEN
I TURN INTO A FROG.
[BOTH PANTING]
THAT WAS THE LAST DOOR.
AND NO TREE OF WISDOM.
[GROWLING]
[BOTH GASP]
WE GOTTA FIND I IF WE'RE GONNA BE
BACK BY BREAKFAST.
Nicole: DO YOU--
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?
Sabrina: LOTS OF TREES,
B-B-BUT NONE OF 'EM
LOOK TOO W-WISE.
[OWL HOOTING]
[CHATTERING]
WHAT WAS THAT?
JUST AN OLD OWL--
NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.
[CROW CAWS]
[BOTH SCREAM]
AND THAT?
[CAWING]
ONLY A CROW--
NOTHING TO BE
SCARED OF.
[SQUEALING]
TH-THAT?
TH-THAT WAS SOMETHING
TO BE SCARED OF.
[SQUEALING]
[SCREAMING]
[SQUEALS]
IS IT COMING?
WE'RE OK NOW.
DO YOU REALLY
THINK SO?
DO YOU REALLY
THINK WE'RE OK?
'CAUSE I'M THINKING
MAYBE I WAS WRONG.
SABRINA!
I KNOW IT WAS MY IDEA
TO COME HERE,
BUT MAYBE IT WASN' SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
SABRINA!
WE SHOULD HAVE
STAYED BACK THERE
AND FACED OUR PROBLEMS.
'CAUSE WHEN I
BROUGHT US OUT HERE,
I GOT US
IN OVER OUR HEADS.
YEAH. I'D HAVE
TO SAY YOU DID!
[SINKING]
QUICKSAND!
WE GOTTA WORK SOME MAGIC
AND GET OURSELVES
OUT OF HERE.
WE'RE HALF-WITCHES,
SABRINA.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
THE VINE!
CONCENTRATE!
TOGETHER, NICOLE!
JUST A LITTLE MORE,
NICOLE.
WE DID IT! WHOO!
[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
I CAN' BELIEVE IT!
WE'RE SAFE.
WE'RE ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, BUT I KINDA WISH
WE HAD A SHOWER.
[THUNDER]
NEXT TIME,
BE MORE SPECIFIC.
COME ON,
WE GOTTA FIND THAT TREE.
IF ONLY WE HAD
SOME SORT OF SIGN.
"TREE OF WISDOM,
500 FEET."
WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
LET'S GO!
"TREE OF WISDOM"--
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
"YOU'RE ALMOS THERE."
[SQUAWKS]
ONE WISH PER PERSON.
NO EXCHANGES,
NO RETURNS,
NO MORTALS.
ALL TRANSACTIONS FINAL.
[SQUAWKING] NEXT!
I DIDN'T KNOW
THE TREE
WAS SO POPULAR.
COME ON, COME ON,
THE TREE DOESN' HAVE ALL DAY.
NEXT. NAME.
SABRINA SPELLMAN.
NICOLE CANDLER.
[PUNCHING, BEEPING]
SABRINA SPELLMAN?
SALEM'S SABRINA?
UH, YEAH.
HEY, FLAT-EARS,
GET YOUR TAIL
OVER HERE.
IT'S SALEM'S
HOUSEMAID.
[GASPING]
HOUSEMAID?
SALEY TOLD US
ALL ABOUT YOU.
HOW YOU WAIT ON HIM
HAND AND FOOT,
OBEY HIS EVERY COMMAND.
HE TOLD YOU THAT,
DID HE?
Vulture: NEXT!
OH, W-WHAT DO WE DO?
I DON'T KN-KNOW.
[SQUAWKS]
STATE YOUR WISH.
UH, HIYA.
UM, UH, YEAH, HI.
WELL, HURRY IT UP,
WILL YOU?
I GOT LEAF BLIGHT HERE,
AND IT'S ITCHY.
OH, IS IT ITCHY!
WANNA HELP ME OUT WITH
A LITTLE TEENSY SCRATCH?
I GUESS. OK.
HERE?
OH, THAT'S NICE.
AH, THAT'S NICE.
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
SO, WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU GIRLS?
WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS.
BASICALLY--
WE, UH--
MY FRIEND AND I--
SPIT IT OUT!
WELL, LET'S SAY WE HAVE
THESE FRIENDS, RIGHT?
HMM...
RIGHT, A COUPLE OF FRIENDS
WITH A LITTLE PROBLEM.
THAT'S IT.
YOU SEE,
THEY'RE SORTA
HALF-WITCHES AND--
[SQUAWKS]
HALF-WITCHES?
DO THEY KNOW
THEIR WITCHCRAFT?
UH, SURE.
THEY'D BETTER,
IF THEY WANT TO
GET OUT OF THE REALM...
ALIVE.
WE BETTER GO.
AND FAST.
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Both: Y-YES, SIR.
COME BACK HERE.
I KNOW WHO
THE HALF-WITCHES
ARE.
[GASPS]
YOU DO?
THE HALF-WITCHES
ARE...YOU.
YES.
[SQUAWKING]
I GOT 3 OU OF 9 LIVES LEFT.
I'M NOT THROWING AWAY
ANY MORE.
I ONLY GOT 2!
GOOD HELP
IS HARD TO FIND.
SO, WHAT'S
THE BIG DEAL
ABOUT BEING
A HALF-WITCH?
I GOT A COUSIN'S
HALF-BEECH.
YOU DO?
GOT ANOTHER'S
HALF-OAK.
REALLY?
WELL, AS LONG AS
WE'RE CONFESSING,
I'M PART PIGEON,
MYSELF.
W-WE WERE WONDERING
IF YOU COULD...
IF YOU COULD
MAKE US WHOLE.
[SQUAWKS]
HMM.
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
YES. YES.
YOU DON'T WANNA BE
A HALF ANYMORE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE 2 HALVES WHO
WANT TO BE A WHOLE?
EXACTLY.
ALL RIGHT,
IF YOU'RE SURE
YOU'RE SURE.
STAND BACK A LITTLE--
RIGHT THERE.
"QUOD ERA DIMIDIUS,
NUNC SUM UNIVERSUS."
WHAT ONCE WAS HALF,
LET NOW BE WHOLE!
I'M--I'M WHOLE!
[CHEERING AND GIGGLING]
NICOLE?
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
NICOLE?
[SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
NICOLE?
WH-WH-WHAT HAPPENED?
TWO HALVES
MAKE ONE WHOLE.
Tree: YOU BECAME
A WHOLE WITCH,
LEAVING HER MORTAL,
AND AS YOU KNOW,
THERE CAN'T BE
NO MORTALS
IN THE WITCHES'
REALM.
TURN HER BACK!
FIX HER!
PLEASE!
NO EXCHANGES,
NO REFUNDS.
ALL SPELLS FINAL.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP US?
TRUE WISDOM
CANNOT BE TOLD,
ONLY EARNED.
I'LL CHANGE HER BACK
MYSELF.
I'M A FULL WITCH NOW.
[ZAP]
[SQUAWKS] YOU'LL NEED
MORE MAGIC THAN THAT!
ONLY A MAGIC AMULE CAN OVERTURN
A WISDOM SPELL.
A MAGIC AMULET?
WHERE DO I GET A...
SALEM!
Craven:
THERE SHE IS!
[GASPS]
OH, NO, NO, NO!
HEY, WAIT!
I'M A WHOLE WITCH,
AREN'T I?
[POOF]
IDIOT!
FOOL!
[LAUGHS]
UHH!
Portia: DID YOU HEAR?
LITTLE MISS HALF-WITCH
FLEW THE COOP.
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
GUESS SHE COULDN' TAKE THE PRESSURE.
AWW, POOR THING.
WELL, NO WAY
SHE WAS EVER GOING
TO BE ACCEPTED HERE
ANYWAYS.
[POOF]
[ALL GASP]
THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S UNACCEPTABLE
IS YOU, PORTIA.
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
OHH, THAT REALLY
SCARES ME.
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
HA HA!
THEN HOW ABOUT THIS?
HEY!
OR THIS?
OR THIS?
[BUBBLING]
PUT ME DOWN!
PUT ME DOWN!
OK.
MY HA-A-A-AIR!
[WHOOSH]
HEY, TAKE IT EASY,
PORTIA.
UHH!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
SHE COULD JUS ZAP IT BACK.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE SHE JUST NO ALL THE WITCH
SHE COULD BE.
SALEM!
NICOLE WAS TURNED
TO STONE,
AND IT WAS ALL
BECAUSE OF ME.
SABRINA.
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
SABRINA.
BECAUSE ALL
I CARED ABOUT WAS
WHAT THOSE HORRIBLE,
AWFUL GIRLS THOUGHT.
I WANTED THEM
TO LIKE ME.
SABRINA--
TO ACCEPT ME!
SABRINA!
I'M TRYING
TO TELL YOU--
I KNOW!
YOU DO? WHY DIDN' YOU SAY SO?
SPIKE AND FLAT-EARS
TOLD ME.
THEY SAID MY AMULET...
WOULD SAVE HER!
OH, SALEM, THANK YOU!
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH THIS MEANS.
THIS WHOLE THING
WAS MY FAULT, AND--
ALL RIGHT, LET'S NO START THAT AGAIN.
WE GOTTA GET GOING.
[BUBBLING]
[SNORING]
EXCUSE ME.
SORRY.
CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT.
COME BACK FIRST THING
TOMORROW, 13 O'CLOCK.
I'M NOT HERE
FOR WISHES. I'M--
SHE'S GONE!
I'M--
THEY TOOK HER.
WHO? WHO TOOK NICOLE?
AND...I'VE GOT TO--
SAVE IT, HONEY.
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYING]
[THUNDER]
ENCHANTRA'S CASTLE.
THEN THAT'S WHERE
WE'RE GOING.
[GULP]
[BAT SQUEAKS]
OH, WELL.
YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND
A NEW FRIEND.
SALEM!
JUST KIDDING.
BOY, THIS IS
SOME CASTLE.
[BATS SHRIEKING]
AH-AH-CHOO!
YOU HEAR THAT?
UH, YOU'RE
IMAGINING THINGS.
SORRY.
I GOT A HORRIBLE
ALLERGY TO BATS.
[SHRIEKING]
THINK.
HOW CAN WE GET IN?
THERE'S GOTTA BE
A WAY.
NOBODY'S GETTING IN
OR OUT OF THERE
EXCEPT FOR THOSE...
UGH, THOSE BATS.
THAT'S IT!
WHAT'S IT?
I'M A WHOLE WITCH
NOW.
I'LL TRANSFORM US.
NOT INTO--
BATS.
[WHIMPERS]
Sabrina: SORRY.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW EMBARRASSING THIS IS
FOR A CAT?
[ZAP]
ONE MORE TRY.
I'M SURE
I CAN GET IT.
FORGET IT!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
WHAT IF YOU MAKE US
INTO LIVER BITS?
SALEM, WE HAVE
TO RESCUE NICOLE.
PLEASE?
OK, OK. OH...
GO!
[WHIMPERS]
[ZAP]
OF ALL THE THINGS
WE COULD'VE BEEN...
AH-CHOO!
WHY'D IT HAVE
TO BE BATS?
AH-CHOO!
[BOTH STRUGGLING]
WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[ZAP]
UHH!
UHH!
AAH! OHH!
AFTER THEM!
I'LL SOUND THE ALARM!
YOU SOUNDED I LAST TIME.
IT'S MY TURN!
Cringe: IS NOT!
IS TOO!
IS NOT!
[GASPS]
IS TOO!
Craven: IS TOO!
Cringe: IS NOT!
UH, THEY'RE
NOT HERE.
COME ON!
HOLD ON.
WHAT DO YOU BE THEY'RE HIDING IN HERE?
THEY ALWAYS HIDE
IN ARMOR.
OOH, GOOD THINKIN'.
[WHISTLING]
[CRASH]
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS.
ME? IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
WAS NOT!
WAS TOO!
WAS NOT!
WAS TOO!
WASN'T!
WAS!
SEE? I TOLD YOU
WE SHOULDN'T GO
FOR THE OBVIOUS.
ONLY ONE THING--
I'M ALLERGIC
TO CATERPILLARS!
AH-AH-CHOO!
[ZAP]
COME ON!
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
SALEM, WE'RE TRAPPED...
LIKE RATS!
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
MAMA!
[GASPS]
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
WHOA-OH-OH!
[STRETCHING]
HEY!
UH, CRAVEN,
I'M STUCK!
YOU GO, GIRL.
THANKS.
WHOA! AAH!
GET OUTTA THE WAY!
I CA-A-A-AN'T!
[THUMPING]
Craven: THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT!
Cringe: IS NOT!
IS TOO!
IS NOT!
UHH!
OH, NO!
NICOLE!
OVER THERE!
I SEE THEM!
I SAW THEM FIRST!
THE AMULET!
SALEM,
I NEED THE AMULET!
AAH!
AAH!
WAIT.
PLEASE, LET IT WORK.
YAAH!
IT DIDN'T WORK.
OH, MAN, AM I GONNA
GET THAT SPIKE.
I PAID 20 BUCKS
FOR THIS,
AND NOTHING, NADA,
ZILCH!
YOU BOUGHT IT?!
IS HE GONNA GE A PIECE OF MY FUR!
GOOD THING I WROTE
HIM A BAD CHECK.
IT'S A FAKE?
THE WHOLE THING?
THE AWARD?
THE GREAT GREY TABBY
OF THE--
NONE OF IT IS REAL?
WELL, NOT IN
SO MANY WORDS.
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
I'M SO SORRY.
[CRYING]
NICOLE, YOU WERE
THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD!
AND I LOST YOU BECAUSE
I WANTED TO BE A FULL WITCH.
I WANTED TO BE ACCEPTED.
AND LOOK WHAT IT GOT ME.
WELL, I DON'T WAN THE POWERS!
I DON'T WAN TO BE A WITCH!
I'LL TURN MYSELF
TO STONE.
SABRINA!
STO-O-O-OP!
THERE IS ANOTHER WAY.
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
[SIGHS]
NICOLE?
WOW.
THAT WAS
THE STRANGEST THING.
SABRINA?
NICOLE!
[HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING]
YOU'RE BACK!
IT'S YOU! NICOLE!
YOUR STAR--
IT'S STILL HALF.
AND YOURS, TOO!
ISN'T IT GREAT?
WHAT HAPPENED?
I FEEL
AWFUL STIFF.
HEY, LONG STORY.
FIRST YOU WERE STONE,
THEN YOU WEREN'T.
ENCHANTRA REVERSED
THE SPELL.
BUT HOW? WHY?
WHY? BECAUSE
YOU LEARNED
A VERY VALUABLE THING,
ONE WHICH SOME WITCHES
NEVER LEARN.
YOU LEARNED
THE 3 PRINCIPLES
OF WITCHDOM.
A WITCH
USES MAGIC WISELY,
A WITCH...IS TRUE
TO HER FRIENDS.
AND A WITCH...
IS TRUE TO HERSELF.
AND HONESTLY,
SOME OF THE GIRLS
AROUND HERE
NEVER FIGURE THAT OUT.
AT LEAST, NOT TRULY.
THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND I DEEP INSIDE.
BUT YOU DO.
MY YOUNG FRIENDS,
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
FAR MORE POWERFUL
THAN MERE MAGIC.
WE DO?
LIKE WHAT?
A FRIENDSHIP
STRONG ENOUGH
TO LAST FOREVER.
AND WHETHER WITCH
OR NOT,
THAT'S A THING MOST ANYONE
WOULD LOVE TO HAVE.
FRIENDS?
FOREVER.
[SALEM SOBBING]
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M A VERY
EMOTIONAL CAT.
OH, BROTHER!
[POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE
PLAYING]
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
DID YOU EVER THINK
WE'D MAKE IT HERE?
NOT FOR A SECOND.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I'M SO PROUD,
I COULD BUST WIDE OPEN.
DON'T DO THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT A MESS
IT MAKES.
Enchantra:
AND THE GOLDEN WAND--
FOR BEING ALL
A WITCH CAN BE AND MORE--
GOES TO...
SABRINA SPELLMAN!
[CROWD CHEERING]
ME?
DID I HEAR WRONG?
DID I HEAR HER
NOT SAY MY NAME?
SIT DOWN, PORTIA!
[GASPS]
WELL? GO ON.
ATTA GIRL, BRINA!
[WHOOSH]
THANK YOU, MA'AM.
[APPLAUSE]
[ALL CHEER]
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY,
SOME OF US TREATED ONE OF
OUR CLASSMATES VERY POORLY.
WE REFUSED TO ACCEPT HER
BECAUSE SHE WAS
A HALF-WITCH.
BUT THERE'S NO SHAME
IN THAT,
AND I OUGHT TO KNOW
BECAUSE...
I'M A HALF-WITCH, TOO,
AND PROUD OF IT!
[ALL GASP]
I'M PROUD AND HONORED
TO BE WITCH AND MORTAL.
THAT'S WHY I WAN TO SHARE THIS
WITH SOMEONE WHO EARNED I AS MUCH AS ME--
NICOLE CANDLER!
WHAT?
[CRACK]
OH, MY!
HILDA!
BRINA! BRINA! BRINA!
YOU DA ONE!
YOU DA ONE!
DO THE WAVE!
DO THE WAVE!
YESSS!
[ALL CHEERING]
SABRINA!
YAY!
GO, SABRINA!
YAY!
WHOO!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SO, THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S IT. THAT'S HOW
I FOUND OUT WHO I WAS
AND WHO I WASN'T.
THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED
FOR ME.
MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE I HAS HAPPENED TO YOU,
IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME.
AND LET'S BOTH HOPE
YOU'RE NOT.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
DA-DA-DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA
DA DA-DA DA
DOOBA DOOT DO,
BADOOBA DOOT DO
DOOBA DOOT DO,
BADOOBA DOOT DO
DA DA DA
DA-DA-DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA
DA DA-DA DA