Sales Per Hour (2020) Movie Script
1
Then you can go
to Denim after lunch.
I'm on the floor all day,
so please...
- Hello.
- Hi.
Use me, abuse me.
I want you to make your goals.
- Okay.
- Morning shift we'll re-plan.
You don't have to worry
about that.
Stocksareingo-backsallday.
Yeah,youguysneedtostop
leaving go-backs
piled up by the door.
Seriously, it takes two seconds.
You'll love this... we
need an estimate of 12,000
to make our day,
so please engage, engage.
- Mm-hmm.
- And for fuck's sake,
no sale items... let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh, I did a pull for Jean Rose.
She'scomingattwo.
Okay, that's fantastic.
It's so pretty,
right? We just got that in.
Yeah, it's cute,
but it's see-through.
- So I don't really know.
- Oh, come on. Live a little.
- You think so?
- Try it on.
- All right, all right.
- Do it.
- What's your name?
- Gina.
- Diana. Nice to meet you.
- Thank you, thank you.
Let me know if you have
any questions, okay?
Okay.
So she wasn't even
supposed to be on the flight?
- She wasn't.
- Oh, my...
Iliterallycannot.Oh,myGod.
Roxie'smarrying
his high-school sweetheart
this weekend.
- Okay, she's dead inside.
- So, anyway,
- she's gonna kill me.
- I have an idea.
- Yeah, that's a sveikata.
- Ooh.
- It's amazing. Mongolian lamb.
- That's bad, girl.
It'shuge.
I mean, I think that's kind of...
I don't know,
I think it's the look of it.
Ithinkitshouldbeoversized.
I feel like it's...
I feel like...
Well, we can take it in
a little bit, I feel.
Let me know
if I can do anything for you.
I don't know
if I would size down.
Have a seat.
Ladies doing their thing.
I'll get you
a glass of champagne.
Mm-hmm.
Thatlooksbeautiful.
- Looks good, right?
- Yeah.
It's a little...
It's a little much, I think.
- Well, then maybe Chelsea.
- The Chelsea.
That'sagood... perfect.
It's, like,
a little more subdued.
I think you would like
that one... it's not as big.
Let'sseeTheChelsea.
- He'll take care of you.
- Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Make it big.
I'll be right over here.
Jocelyn, can you
come here, please?
- Okay.
- Hmm.
Oh, so good, Clarence.
Ilovethat.
- Hold this.
- Oh, yeah, this is amazing.
This is super easy.
It's amazing.
- Do they come in black?
- The jeans?
- Yeah.
- The Suffix? Yes, they do.
Theycomeinblack.
- Got them in the same size.
- Same rise.
I'm gonna wrap it up,
and I'll see you in a second.
Thisisinsane.
Babe, how you doing in there?
- Probably passed out.
- You okay?
- Can I have this in a small?
- Oh, watch. Ah, okay.
Inasmall?Okay.Gotit.
- Hey, I forgot your name.
- Hey. Diana.
Diana, so, um,
where did the guy go?
Oh, he just walked out.
I think he's...
Oh, well, you tell
him we'll take it all?
Great.
And the other little pink thing.
You got it.
The pink thing, of course.
- Okay, well, thank you.
- Yeah, thank you. Of course.
It's nasty, though.
It literally smells
like a full bar right now.
Stephanie, it says we have
one small...
Oh, babe, work, you smell like
a frickin' litter box...
- Ew.
- I don't know.
- It should be over there.
- No.
Hey, look,
I'm processing this stuff.
Whatareyouguysdoinghere?
The first thing I said
this morning, send Jocelyn...
Okay, at this point,
it's faster to do it ourself.
- Girl is done.
- Go, go, go.
Thankyou.
Send Jocelyn.
- Where is this Jocelyn?
- I've been looking for her.
That's your job.
You should go find her, man.
Yes.
Comeon.
No.
- Ray.
- Yes.
Shutup.
Holyshit.
Yes.
Di, is there anything I can...
- Go back upstairs.
- Why?
Give them a minute,
and then we come back down.
- Ray, come on. No, no, no.
- Oh, my God.
We should do something.
Go back upstairs...
I don't think you understand.
I think I heard her say no.
Fine.
Gobackupstairsnow.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- So, uh, take these.
- Sure. Okay.
- And... and we'll take them all.
- Oh, okay.
And maybe you should go in there
and help her sort through
some of that stuff.
- Yeah.
- All right, thanks.
Yeah.
Hey.
Here, let me help you with that.
Here,okay.
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah, no, sorry.
Do me a favor... just lift
your arms up for a sec.
Liftyourarms.
Okay.
How are you?
Here, sit down, sit down.
- What?
- Are you okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
Here, want to put your shoes on?
Hereyougo.Yeah.
Here,Icanhelpyouwiththat.
So...
you want to take this top?
- Yeah.
Okay.
Thendidyouwanttotakethis?
- Yeah.
- Great.
Okay.
Oh, your jacket.
- Maybe this?
- Grab this one.
- Take that one.
- Oh, your bag.
Yougotit?Okay.
Comeon,let'sgo.
- We're going to Club Blanco.
- Okay.
Thankyou.
So, um, you happen to, uh,
have a printer?
Sure. What do you need?
Well, I have tickets
to Billy Joel.
- Wow, wow.
- Prudential... yeah.
You know, I know nobody
prints tickets anymore,
- but I got to have a souvenir.
- Not at all.
Here, just email it
to this address,
and Diana will run it
right out for you.
Great.
Thank you, Diana.
Diana, the email.
Oh, right.
Yeah, sure.
Hi.
Then you can go
to Denim after lunch.
I'm on the floor all day,
so please...
- Hello.
- Hi.
Use me, abuse me.
I want you to make your goals.
- Okay.
- Morning shift we'll re-plan.
You don't have to worry
about that.
Stocksareingo-backsallday.
Yeah,youguysneedtostop
leaving go-backs
piled up by the door.
Seriously, it takes two seconds.
You'll love this... we
need an estimate of 12,000
to make our day,
so please engage, engage.
- Mm-hmm.
- And for fuck's sake,
no sale items... let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh, I did a pull for Jean Rose.
She'scomingattwo.
Okay, that's fantastic.
It's so pretty,
right? We just got that in.
Yeah, it's cute,
but it's see-through.
- So I don't really know.
- Oh, come on. Live a little.
- You think so?
- Try it on.
- All right, all right.
- Do it.
- What's your name?
- Gina.
- Diana. Nice to meet you.
- Thank you, thank you.
Let me know if you have
any questions, okay?
Okay.
So she wasn't even
supposed to be on the flight?
- She wasn't.
- Oh, my...
Iliterallycannot.Oh,myGod.
Roxie'smarrying
his high-school sweetheart
this weekend.
- Okay, she's dead inside.
- So, anyway,
- she's gonna kill me.
- I have an idea.
- Yeah, that's a sveikata.
- Ooh.
- It's amazing. Mongolian lamb.
- That's bad, girl.
It'shuge.
I mean, I think that's kind of...
I don't know,
I think it's the look of it.
Ithinkitshouldbeoversized.
I feel like it's...
I feel like...
Well, we can take it in
a little bit, I feel.
Let me know
if I can do anything for you.
I don't know
if I would size down.
Have a seat.
Ladies doing their thing.
I'll get you
a glass of champagne.
Mm-hmm.
Thatlooksbeautiful.
- Looks good, right?
- Yeah.
It's a little...
It's a little much, I think.
- Well, then maybe Chelsea.
- The Chelsea.
That'sagood... perfect.
It's, like,
a little more subdued.
I think you would like
that one... it's not as big.
Let'sseeTheChelsea.
- He'll take care of you.
- Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Make it big.
I'll be right over here.
Jocelyn, can you
come here, please?
- Okay.
- Hmm.
Oh, so good, Clarence.
Ilovethat.
- Hold this.
- Oh, yeah, this is amazing.
This is super easy.
It's amazing.
- Do they come in black?
- The jeans?
- Yeah.
- The Suffix? Yes, they do.
Theycomeinblack.
- Got them in the same size.
- Same rise.
I'm gonna wrap it up,
and I'll see you in a second.
Thisisinsane.
Babe, how you doing in there?
- Probably passed out.
- You okay?
- Can I have this in a small?
- Oh, watch. Ah, okay.
Inasmall?Okay.Gotit.
- Hey, I forgot your name.
- Hey. Diana.
Diana, so, um,
where did the guy go?
Oh, he just walked out.
I think he's...
Oh, well, you tell
him we'll take it all?
Great.
And the other little pink thing.
You got it.
The pink thing, of course.
- Okay, well, thank you.
- Yeah, thank you. Of course.
It's nasty, though.
It literally smells
like a full bar right now.
Stephanie, it says we have
one small...
Oh, babe, work, you smell like
a frickin' litter box...
- Ew.
- I don't know.
- It should be over there.
- No.
Hey, look,
I'm processing this stuff.
Whatareyouguysdoinghere?
The first thing I said
this morning, send Jocelyn...
Okay, at this point,
it's faster to do it ourself.
- Girl is done.
- Go, go, go.
Thankyou.
Send Jocelyn.
- Where is this Jocelyn?
- I've been looking for her.
That's your job.
You should go find her, man.
Yes.
Comeon.
No.
- Ray.
- Yes.
Shutup.
Holyshit.
Yes.
Di, is there anything I can...
- Go back upstairs.
- Why?
Give them a minute,
and then we come back down.
- Ray, come on. No, no, no.
- Oh, my God.
We should do something.
Go back upstairs...
I don't think you understand.
I think I heard her say no.
Fine.
Gobackupstairsnow.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- So, uh, take these.
- Sure. Okay.
- And... and we'll take them all.
- Oh, okay.
And maybe you should go in there
and help her sort through
some of that stuff.
- Yeah.
- All right, thanks.
Yeah.
Hey.
Here, let me help you with that.
Here,okay.
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah, no, sorry.
Do me a favor... just lift
your arms up for a sec.
Liftyourarms.
Okay.
How are you?
Here, sit down, sit down.
- What?
- Are you okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
Here, want to put your shoes on?
Hereyougo.Yeah.
Here,Icanhelpyouwiththat.
So...
you want to take this top?
- Yeah.
Okay.
Thendidyouwanttotakethis?
- Yeah.
- Great.
Okay.
Oh, your jacket.
- Maybe this?
- Grab this one.
- Take that one.
- Oh, your bag.
Yougotit?Okay.
Comeon,let'sgo.
- We're going to Club Blanco.
- Okay.
Thankyou.
So, um, you happen to, uh,
have a printer?
Sure. What do you need?
Well, I have tickets
to Billy Joel.
- Wow, wow.
- Prudential... yeah.
You know, I know nobody
prints tickets anymore,
- but I got to have a souvenir.
- Not at all.
Here, just email it
to this address,
and Diana will run it
right out for you.
Great.
Thank you, Diana.
Diana, the email.
Oh, right.
Yeah, sure.
Hi.