Save Ralph (2021) Movie Script
SAVE RALPH
Ready?
Are we rolling?
Okay, Ralph.
Can you hit your mark please?
- Should I hit it now?
- Yes.
Do it. Go ahead.
- Like this?
- Excellent.
It's like in the movies.
Okay, so...
My name is Ralph.
I'm a rabbit, as you can see.
I'm blind in my right eye and...
this ear.
I can't hear anything
except a...
It's annoying, isn't it?
Yes.
My fur was shaved off and I had
chemical burns on my back.
It stings a bit, you know.
But it's not too bad.
It only hurts when I...
breathe or move,
or anything.
Yeah, it hurts.
But, you know, in the end,
it's all okay.
We do this
for the humans, don't we?
They're very superior
to other animals.
They've even been to space.
Have you ever seen a rabbit
in a rocket?
I don't think so.
The point is, I'm not a
space rabbit.
I'm a tester.
My dad was a tester,
my mom, my brothers,
my sisters, my kids,
all testers.
And they all died
doing their job.
Just like I will.
But it's okay.
We were born to test.
It makes us happy rabbits.
Yes.
I have to work.
I know it looks bad,
but as you can see,
I'm doing my job.
If only one human
could have the illusion
of safer lipstick or deodorant
or...
Ralphy!
Ralphy!
And this film crew,
man?
They're with me.
They're making a documentary.
Can you ask
to get us out of here?
- Yes! Listen to Bobby.
- Come on, Ralph!
- Just ask!
- Mom, I love you!
- I don't want to die, man!
- Help!
- All right, guys. I heard you.
- I'm claustrophobic!
You can edit this, right?
The time has come...
- Don't touch him!
- Ralphy!
Stop it!
Shit!
So... to conclude...
I'd just like to say that...
Sorry, Ralph.
We're back here.
Can you turn around?
Sorry.
- It's okay.
- Is this better?
Yes.
- You can continue.
- Okay, then... yes...
I'd just like to say
to everyone
who still buys animal-tested cosmetics
like eyeliner,
shampoo, sunscreen,
pretty much everything
in your bathroom...
Well, without you and those countries
that allow animal testing,
I'd be unemployed.
I'd be on the streets.
Well, not on the streets.
More in a field, maybe.
Like a normal rabbit.
But, look...
It's so good!
NO ANIMAL SHOULD SUFFER AND DIE
IN THE NAME OF BEAUTY.
HELP
HUMANE SOCIETY INTERNATIONAL
TO BAN COSMETIC ANIMAL TESTING
AROUND THE WORLD.
Ready?
Are we rolling?
Okay, Ralph.
Can you hit your mark please?
- Should I hit it now?
- Yes.
Do it. Go ahead.
- Like this?
- Excellent.
It's like in the movies.
Okay, so...
My name is Ralph.
I'm a rabbit, as you can see.
I'm blind in my right eye and...
this ear.
I can't hear anything
except a...
It's annoying, isn't it?
Yes.
My fur was shaved off and I had
chemical burns on my back.
It stings a bit, you know.
But it's not too bad.
It only hurts when I...
breathe or move,
or anything.
Yeah, it hurts.
But, you know, in the end,
it's all okay.
We do this
for the humans, don't we?
They're very superior
to other animals.
They've even been to space.
Have you ever seen a rabbit
in a rocket?
I don't think so.
The point is, I'm not a
space rabbit.
I'm a tester.
My dad was a tester,
my mom, my brothers,
my sisters, my kids,
all testers.
And they all died
doing their job.
Just like I will.
But it's okay.
We were born to test.
It makes us happy rabbits.
Yes.
I have to work.
I know it looks bad,
but as you can see,
I'm doing my job.
If only one human
could have the illusion
of safer lipstick or deodorant
or...
Ralphy!
Ralphy!
And this film crew,
man?
They're with me.
They're making a documentary.
Can you ask
to get us out of here?
- Yes! Listen to Bobby.
- Come on, Ralph!
- Just ask!
- Mom, I love you!
- I don't want to die, man!
- Help!
- All right, guys. I heard you.
- I'm claustrophobic!
You can edit this, right?
The time has come...
- Don't touch him!
- Ralphy!
Stop it!
Shit!
So... to conclude...
I'd just like to say that...
Sorry, Ralph.
We're back here.
Can you turn around?
Sorry.
- It's okay.
- Is this better?
Yes.
- You can continue.
- Okay, then... yes...
I'd just like to say
to everyone
who still buys animal-tested cosmetics
like eyeliner,
shampoo, sunscreen,
pretty much everything
in your bathroom...
Well, without you and those countries
that allow animal testing,
I'd be unemployed.
I'd be on the streets.
Well, not on the streets.
More in a field, maybe.
Like a normal rabbit.
But, look...
It's so good!
NO ANIMAL SHOULD SUFFER AND DIE
IN THE NAME OF BEAUTY.
HELP
HUMANE SOCIETY INTERNATIONAL
TO BAN COSMETIC ANIMAL TESTING
AROUND THE WORLD.