Schoolgirl Hitchhikers (1973) Movie Script
1
SCHOOLGIRL HITCHHIKERS
My name is Monique.
With my best friend Jackie,
who's as blonde as I'm brunette,
we'd decided to spend the holidays
camping in the great outdoors.
After a long and tiring day ofwalking,
we were looking to pitch our tent,
when suddenly,
I saw the wall ofa villa.
Look!
The house is for sale.
- You see? Should we go?
- You think so?
Come on. Take offyour pack
and help me up.
It wasn't easy.
First ofall,Jackie didn't want to go.
she was afraid ofjumping
over the wall.
And above all,
she knew that after that,
I would drag her even further.
There's no one.
Pass me your pack.
You're heavy.
Come on.
In the end, she didn't want to
let me go alone.
It was a big villa that seemed abandoned,
waiting for a buyer.
- I bet you there are ghosts in there.
- silly!
We began by going around the house
just for fun.
Look at the mirrors.
Come!
Here, take my hand.
Come on!
You see?
I knew it was empty.
I have an idea
we'll spend the night here.
- Here? Are you crazy?
- What are you afraid of? It's safe.
- No, please don't go up.
- Why? There's no one. Be brave.
- It's so grim in here.
- You think so?
It's true that this house
was far from luxurious.
It looked as if it hadn't been
lived in foryears.
But carried by ouryouthful enthusiasm,
we pushed on.
However, on the second floor,
a surprise was waiting for us.
We shouldn't
A bed seemed to be waiting
for us to use it.
There are even sheets!
For two tired campers,
it was really unexpected.
You look a little tired.
Let's put you to bed.
You want me to undress you?
I must say thatJackie and I
are... very intimate.
We like each other a lot
and gave up any pretense ofdecency
a long time ago.
so we went to bed together,
laughing like little girls.
But our touch became
ever more tender,
leading us to behave like
the shameless young girls
we truly are.
The villa we thought
was uninhabited...
turned out to have an occupant.
Fred,
a small-time hood,
who had made the villa his hideout.
Convinced he was alone,
he was preparing to spend
a quiet evening.
Numbed by so much love,
Jackie had fallen soundly asleep,
but I was still too excited to sleep
and decided to go out on the terrace.
That's when everything really began.
Jackie!
I was always so curious.
I just had to go see who had
turned on the lights downstairs.
Had I only known.
Yes!
Monique, are you there?
Did he hurt you?
No, quite the opposite.
When you're through
reassuring each other,
maybe you can tell me
what you're doing here.
- We were camping in the area.
- And we saw this house.
- We thought it was abandoned.
- so we settled in.
Except that I'm here.
And I gatheryou took advantage
ofthe situation.
Are you jealous?
Maybe.
Well, cheer up,
I'm adopting both ofyou.
It could well have ended that way.
After all,
the night hadn't been unpleasant.
Only, we didn't know
who the mysterious Fred really was...
or what was about to happen.
Hi there.
What a night, huh?
Come on, let's go back to bed.
- You have the goods?
- Ofcourse, in the safe.
Give me the key.
- Do you have anything to drink?
- Help yourself.
What does this mean? It's empty.
I don't understand.
I put them there myself.
No one else came here?
- Unless
- Unless what?
Two girls camped here overnight,
but I don't think that
It has to be them.
When did they leave?
- This morning, about an hour ago.
- We have to find them.
They can't be far.
Take the car.
Bring them back here fast!
Jackie, what's going on?
You took thejewels, didn't you?
Your turn.
Enough.
Enough!
Not that! Please!
She fainted.
She doesn't know anything.
It's not them.
Go get her friend.
PRIVATE DETECTIVE
Yes?
Yes.
Tell her to come up.
A client!
Sit down.
So, what's the trouble?
It's so incredible,
I doubt you'll even believe me.
There.
Now you know everything.
Please, help me saveJackie.
Something tells me you have
a little too much imagination.
Then again, you look really upset.
We'll take you back
to your "mysterious villa."
- I hope you're armed.
- Ofcourse. Don't worry.
See? Feel better?
You see? There's no one. Come on.
Come on.
I swear that
Ofcourse.
You see, there's no one.
So, why did you make all that up?
I didn't lie. They were here.
Please, you must believe me.
They'll surely come back.
You'll see I was telling the truth.
What do you want me to do?
Spend the night here?
First ofall,
why would they come back?
They must be convinced
you alerted the police.
Why take such a chance?
I already told you.
They're looking for the contents ofthe safe.
Please, help me.
Okay, I'll stay.
We'll spend the night here.
But I'm warning you, ifthey don't come back,
you'll get a good spanking.
And I'm not kidding.
The other girl came back.
And she's not alone.
We have to see who's with her.
We have to grab her.
- I'll go.
- What if it's the cops?
Come with me.
Stop him!
That's one less to worry about.
Get dressed.
I saw some clothes in the dresser.
Who are you?
Where is the other girl?
Foryour sake,
I hope nothing's happened to her.
It's useless trying to buy time.
One ofyour accomplicesjust ran away.
So, are you going to tell me
what you did with this girl?
Are you going to answer?
Well done, Fred.
Can you believe this idiot
thought he'd won?
He must think he'sJames Bond.
In cards, it's what we call
a change of hands.
We'll take her with us.
You can let that little idiot go.
she doesn't know anything.
Her friend is the culprit.
- Where are we taking her?
- To the Chinese pavilion.
You can hide the car
under the cover ofthe trees.
Move.
You little slut!
Take care of her.
Get her to talk.
Where is the package?
- I don't know.
- Liar.
You'll regret trying to double-cross me.
So...
what happened to you?
That woman is convinced that Monique and I
stole the contents of her safe.
They're going to torture her
just like they tortured me.
Crying won't fix anything.
We've got to get her out ofthere.
We're the only ones who can do it.
No one will ever believe this story.
They couldn't have gone far.
One thing's for sure, ifyou and Monique
don't have the contents ofthe safe,
they're probably still here.
Not bad.
Listen to me.
When they realize she doesn't know anything,
they'll come back here.
Where we'll greet them
the way they deserve.
- What ifthey kill Monique?
- I don't think they will.
It's not in their best interest.
Wejust have to stay here
and wait for them.
- But it'll be dark soon.
- We'll take turns keeping watch.
- Has she spoken?
- No.
I'd like to try another method.
I'll leave you to it.
Be nice,
and I promise you won't regret it.
You remember last night?
You didn't hide anything from me.
I love it when you torture me like this.
Go on.
More.
IfJackie was here
Get up.
You too, get up.
Looks like we spoiled their appetite.
In any case,
they're very well behaved.
At least this way we can talk quietly.
Nobody else but you entered this villa.
Since these little idiots
don't know anything,
that leaves you.
We'll begin the interrogations
all over again.
Starting with this young girl.
I'm sure she'll be very happy
to tell us everything.
Fred.
Take this girl up to the second floor.
Figure out how to make her talk.
You two, sit down.
Take offyour clothes.
Hands up.
Untie them.
Are you okay?
Nobody move.
Tie game.
A gun on each side.
Not quite.
We have the advantage
a prisoner.
But what do you want?
The package that was in the safe.
Come on!
None of us have that package.
My secretary and me
got here after the theft.
As for the two girls, you said yourself
they don't know anything.
Somebody must have taken
that damn package.
- Who is it?
- Some guy I don't know.
Come on!
Wait.
What if he was the real culprit?
Let's set a trap.
Can I help you, miss?
I saw that this house was for sale.
Yes, indeed,
my agency put me in charge ofthe sale.
- Would you like a tour?
- That won't be necessary.
- It's already done.
- Very well.
In that case,
would you like a drink?
Scotch? Martini?
Maybe later.
Why don't you come sit here?
- You came alone?
- All alone.
And you're not afraid?
This house is very isolated.
I love adventure.
Nothing scares me.
- Really?
- Really.
We shall see.
Are you crazy?
You want money?
Money?
What then?
What do you want?
Tell me what you want.
I have an idea. I havejewels.
Pick one.
Look how beautiful they are.
Go on. Don't be shy.
Pick one you like. It's a gift.
Give me that.
What are you doing here?
Who are you?
Please.
Don't shoot.
Take them!
They were in the safe.
I don't want them.
Anyway, they're fake.
Fake?
What does this mean?
You knew they were fake.
I screwed up.
I couldn't crack thejeweler's safe,
so I took thejewels from the display.
How was I to know they were fake?
Don't hold it against me.
I screw everything up.
Please, don't shoot!
Please!
Don't shoot!
They never stop!
SCHOOLGIRL HITCHHIKERS
My name is Monique.
With my best friend Jackie,
who's as blonde as I'm brunette,
we'd decided to spend the holidays
camping in the great outdoors.
After a long and tiring day ofwalking,
we were looking to pitch our tent,
when suddenly,
I saw the wall ofa villa.
Look!
The house is for sale.
- You see? Should we go?
- You think so?
Come on. Take offyour pack
and help me up.
It wasn't easy.
First ofall,Jackie didn't want to go.
she was afraid ofjumping
over the wall.
And above all,
she knew that after that,
I would drag her even further.
There's no one.
Pass me your pack.
You're heavy.
Come on.
In the end, she didn't want to
let me go alone.
It was a big villa that seemed abandoned,
waiting for a buyer.
- I bet you there are ghosts in there.
- silly!
We began by going around the house
just for fun.
Look at the mirrors.
Come!
Here, take my hand.
Come on!
You see?
I knew it was empty.
I have an idea
we'll spend the night here.
- Here? Are you crazy?
- What are you afraid of? It's safe.
- No, please don't go up.
- Why? There's no one. Be brave.
- It's so grim in here.
- You think so?
It's true that this house
was far from luxurious.
It looked as if it hadn't been
lived in foryears.
But carried by ouryouthful enthusiasm,
we pushed on.
However, on the second floor,
a surprise was waiting for us.
We shouldn't
A bed seemed to be waiting
for us to use it.
There are even sheets!
For two tired campers,
it was really unexpected.
You look a little tired.
Let's put you to bed.
You want me to undress you?
I must say thatJackie and I
are... very intimate.
We like each other a lot
and gave up any pretense ofdecency
a long time ago.
so we went to bed together,
laughing like little girls.
But our touch became
ever more tender,
leading us to behave like
the shameless young girls
we truly are.
The villa we thought
was uninhabited...
turned out to have an occupant.
Fred,
a small-time hood,
who had made the villa his hideout.
Convinced he was alone,
he was preparing to spend
a quiet evening.
Numbed by so much love,
Jackie had fallen soundly asleep,
but I was still too excited to sleep
and decided to go out on the terrace.
That's when everything really began.
Jackie!
I was always so curious.
I just had to go see who had
turned on the lights downstairs.
Had I only known.
Yes!
Monique, are you there?
Did he hurt you?
No, quite the opposite.
When you're through
reassuring each other,
maybe you can tell me
what you're doing here.
- We were camping in the area.
- And we saw this house.
- We thought it was abandoned.
- so we settled in.
Except that I'm here.
And I gatheryou took advantage
ofthe situation.
Are you jealous?
Maybe.
Well, cheer up,
I'm adopting both ofyou.
It could well have ended that way.
After all,
the night hadn't been unpleasant.
Only, we didn't know
who the mysterious Fred really was...
or what was about to happen.
Hi there.
What a night, huh?
Come on, let's go back to bed.
- You have the goods?
- Ofcourse, in the safe.
Give me the key.
- Do you have anything to drink?
- Help yourself.
What does this mean? It's empty.
I don't understand.
I put them there myself.
No one else came here?
- Unless
- Unless what?
Two girls camped here overnight,
but I don't think that
It has to be them.
When did they leave?
- This morning, about an hour ago.
- We have to find them.
They can't be far.
Take the car.
Bring them back here fast!
Jackie, what's going on?
You took thejewels, didn't you?
Your turn.
Enough.
Enough!
Not that! Please!
She fainted.
She doesn't know anything.
It's not them.
Go get her friend.
PRIVATE DETECTIVE
Yes?
Yes.
Tell her to come up.
A client!
Sit down.
So, what's the trouble?
It's so incredible,
I doubt you'll even believe me.
There.
Now you know everything.
Please, help me saveJackie.
Something tells me you have
a little too much imagination.
Then again, you look really upset.
We'll take you back
to your "mysterious villa."
- I hope you're armed.
- Ofcourse. Don't worry.
See? Feel better?
You see? There's no one. Come on.
Come on.
I swear that
Ofcourse.
You see, there's no one.
So, why did you make all that up?
I didn't lie. They were here.
Please, you must believe me.
They'll surely come back.
You'll see I was telling the truth.
What do you want me to do?
Spend the night here?
First ofall,
why would they come back?
They must be convinced
you alerted the police.
Why take such a chance?
I already told you.
They're looking for the contents ofthe safe.
Please, help me.
Okay, I'll stay.
We'll spend the night here.
But I'm warning you, ifthey don't come back,
you'll get a good spanking.
And I'm not kidding.
The other girl came back.
And she's not alone.
We have to see who's with her.
We have to grab her.
- I'll go.
- What if it's the cops?
Come with me.
Stop him!
That's one less to worry about.
Get dressed.
I saw some clothes in the dresser.
Who are you?
Where is the other girl?
Foryour sake,
I hope nothing's happened to her.
It's useless trying to buy time.
One ofyour accomplicesjust ran away.
So, are you going to tell me
what you did with this girl?
Are you going to answer?
Well done, Fred.
Can you believe this idiot
thought he'd won?
He must think he'sJames Bond.
In cards, it's what we call
a change of hands.
We'll take her with us.
You can let that little idiot go.
she doesn't know anything.
Her friend is the culprit.
- Where are we taking her?
- To the Chinese pavilion.
You can hide the car
under the cover ofthe trees.
Move.
You little slut!
Take care of her.
Get her to talk.
Where is the package?
- I don't know.
- Liar.
You'll regret trying to double-cross me.
So...
what happened to you?
That woman is convinced that Monique and I
stole the contents of her safe.
They're going to torture her
just like they tortured me.
Crying won't fix anything.
We've got to get her out ofthere.
We're the only ones who can do it.
No one will ever believe this story.
They couldn't have gone far.
One thing's for sure, ifyou and Monique
don't have the contents ofthe safe,
they're probably still here.
Not bad.
Listen to me.
When they realize she doesn't know anything,
they'll come back here.
Where we'll greet them
the way they deserve.
- What ifthey kill Monique?
- I don't think they will.
It's not in their best interest.
Wejust have to stay here
and wait for them.
- But it'll be dark soon.
- We'll take turns keeping watch.
- Has she spoken?
- No.
I'd like to try another method.
I'll leave you to it.
Be nice,
and I promise you won't regret it.
You remember last night?
You didn't hide anything from me.
I love it when you torture me like this.
Go on.
More.
IfJackie was here
Get up.
You too, get up.
Looks like we spoiled their appetite.
In any case,
they're very well behaved.
At least this way we can talk quietly.
Nobody else but you entered this villa.
Since these little idiots
don't know anything,
that leaves you.
We'll begin the interrogations
all over again.
Starting with this young girl.
I'm sure she'll be very happy
to tell us everything.
Fred.
Take this girl up to the second floor.
Figure out how to make her talk.
You two, sit down.
Take offyour clothes.
Hands up.
Untie them.
Are you okay?
Nobody move.
Tie game.
A gun on each side.
Not quite.
We have the advantage
a prisoner.
But what do you want?
The package that was in the safe.
Come on!
None of us have that package.
My secretary and me
got here after the theft.
As for the two girls, you said yourself
they don't know anything.
Somebody must have taken
that damn package.
- Who is it?
- Some guy I don't know.
Come on!
Wait.
What if he was the real culprit?
Let's set a trap.
Can I help you, miss?
I saw that this house was for sale.
Yes, indeed,
my agency put me in charge ofthe sale.
- Would you like a tour?
- That won't be necessary.
- It's already done.
- Very well.
In that case,
would you like a drink?
Scotch? Martini?
Maybe later.
Why don't you come sit here?
- You came alone?
- All alone.
And you're not afraid?
This house is very isolated.
I love adventure.
Nothing scares me.
- Really?
- Really.
We shall see.
Are you crazy?
You want money?
Money?
What then?
What do you want?
Tell me what you want.
I have an idea. I havejewels.
Pick one.
Look how beautiful they are.
Go on. Don't be shy.
Pick one you like. It's a gift.
Give me that.
What are you doing here?
Who are you?
Please.
Don't shoot.
Take them!
They were in the safe.
I don't want them.
Anyway, they're fake.
Fake?
What does this mean?
You knew they were fake.
I screwed up.
I couldn't crack thejeweler's safe,
so I took thejewels from the display.
How was I to know they were fake?
Don't hold it against me.
I screw everything up.
Please, don't shoot!
Please!
Don't shoot!
They never stop!