Scooby Doo and the Goblin King (2008) Movie Script
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[ALL SCREAMING]
[CACKLING]
ALL:
Whoa!
[HOWLS]
[BOTH GIGGLE]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[PLAYING ORGAN]
[GROANING]
[LAUGHS]
[SCREECHING]
[ALL GROAN, GASP]
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Jeepers.
That was seriously scary.
Come on. Let's go again.
Uh...let's not and
say we didn't.
I'm with Daphne.
The Ghost Coaster is
by far the scariest ride
at the Halloween
Carnival.
Ha-ha.
Are you kidding?
Like, that ride put
the "easy" in "cheesy."
Yeah. Oh, easy.
[GIGGLES]
Are you sure you weren't
just a little bit scared?
[AS VAMPIRE]
By all the bloodsucking
vampires?
Howling
werewolves?
And wicked
witches.
[CACKLES]
Ha-ha-ha.
Nice try, gang,
but Scoob and I
aren't scared
of any of those phony
old frights.
Yeah. Phony frights.
[GIGGLES]
Come on.
Not even on
Halloween night?
Ha! Are you kidding?
Like, Halloween is
the one night
when you know everything
is fake.
Just take a look
around.
It's nothing but
wannabe witches
and goofball ghosts
as far as the eye
can see.
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Yum-yum.
[GIGGLES]
SHAGGY:
Ha-ha-ha. But
I got to admit,
a holiday invented
just to eat candy
can't be all bad.
[GULPS]
FREDDY:
Hey. Check it out.
VELMA [READS]:
This ought to be
good.
I'll grab tickets
before they sell out.
[GULPS]
Ah.
[GIGGLES]
Like, beat that,
Scoob.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH:
Scooby.
[GIGGLES]
[GULPS]
Confounded mutt.
[MUTTERS]
Look what you've done.
I'm soaked.
[MUTTERS]
Oh!
[SNIFFS, GROANS]
Wet-dog smell.
FREDDY:
Oh, wow.
We know you.
You're
the Amazing Krudsky.
We were just on our way
to catch your act.
Act?
The Halloween Spectacular
is no mere act.
Now, out of the way.
I must go blow-dry
my cummerbund.
So, like, I guess we'll be
seeing you inside.
Three magic words:
"No dogs allowed."
Huh?
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Can you believe
the nerve of this guy?
"Master of Magic."
Puh-lease.
Like, what a bunch
of Halloween hooey.
Yeah. Hooey.
Hey. That gives me
an idea.
Like, what do you say
we get in on the act?
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
Ooh. Uh-huh.
Yeah.
[GIGGLES]
KRUDSKY [ON PA]:
Once a year,
on Halloween night,
the powers of the dark
meet the powers of the light.
[CROWD GASPS]
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
People of Coolsville,
fix your slack-jawed gaze
upon my dazzling powers.
[CHEERING]
From the elegant parlors
of Vienna
to this unglamorous
backwater,
I, the Amazing Krudsky,
have come to
astound you.
Abracam,
caliphazam!
Ta-da.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[GIGGLES]
Huh? Ugh.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
Like, check
it out.
That's not magic.
This table has
a hole in it.
[CROWD GASPS]
Confound it.
You're ruining my--
[SCREAMS]
And would you
look at that?
Like, a trapdoor built
right into the floorboards.
That must be
how he "magically"
appeared on-stage.
Ooh. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Ha-ha. There's
no mystery here, Scoob.
Like, the Amazing
Krudsky is
just a make-believe
magician.
[CROWD BOOING]
H-- No. Ah-- Please.
Ah-- C-come back.
I can explain.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
Ohh.
I'll get you
for this.
And your big dog too.
Way to go,
you two.
You got us kicked out
of the carnival.
Now what are we
supposed to do?
[CLOCK BELL
RINGING]
Don't sweat it, gang.
There's still one Halloween hoax
we do believe in.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
BOTH:
Trick or treat.
[DOORBELL DINGS]
Smell my feet.
[DOORBELL DINGS]
And give us something
groovy to eat.
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Hey, Scoob.
Ha-ha. Like,
check it out.
The world's first
candy hot tub. Ha-ha.
Yeah. Hoo-hoo.
Okay. I think
that's enough
trick-or-treating
for one night.
It's getting late.
Oh. One more?
Please?
Okay. You guys go ahead.
We'll grab the van
and meet you back here.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[GIGGLES]
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Blast those teenage
troublemakers.
If word of this gets out,
I'll be ruined.
It's not my fault
I'm a big phony.
I've spent a lifetime
in search of real magic.
I've studied every spell,
spoken every incantation.
There must be
something I'm missing.
[GRUNTS]
Huh?
[GASPS]
The Goblin Scepter:
fabled wand of
the great Goblin King.
"Bewitched by
the darkest magic,
"he who holds the Goblin Scepter
holds the magic of Halloween
in his grasp."
It must be a sign!
Somehow, someway...
[GASPS]
...tonight, the Goblin Scepter
will be mine.
[LAUGHS]
Prepare yourself, Krudsky.
You're finally going up
in the world.
[GIGGLES]
[GRUNTING]
[GIGGLING]
[GROANING]
Who is responsible
for this indignity?
Think this is funny, do you?
Show yourself this instant!
[GASPS]
Huh?
Ow.
Pesky insect.
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
Ah-ah-oof.
[GIGGLING]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUMBLES, GROWLS]
Oh. Uh?
[GRUNTING]
[MUTTERING]
[GIGGLES, GRUNTS]
Ugh.
Huh? Ha-ha.
Gotcha!
[GASPS]
[GROANING]
F-f-f-f-f-fairy?
[MUMBLING]
"Fable." "Fawn."
"Fangface."
Yes. "Fairy."
"If a mortal catches
a fairy on Halloween,
the fairy's magic can be stolen
using the following spell."
[CACKLES]
[CLEARS THROAT]
By the fearful powers of
Halloween night
Give to me this fairy's light
[GASPS]
[CHORTLES]
[LAUGHING]
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[BIRD CAWS]
Here we are, Scoob.
Last house on the block.
Oh.
SHAGGY:
Boy, you said it.
Talk about a kooky crib.
SHAGGY:
"Mr. Gibbles'
Genuine Magic Shopp-ee."
Ha. There's nothing
to be afraid of, Scoob.
Ha-ha-ha.
It's just more
Halloween hogwash.
Oh. Hee-hee.
Hee-hee-hee-hee.
[GATES CREAK]
BOTH:
Huh?
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
[GULPS]
But, like,
shouldn't we have
knocked first?
Yeah.
we should've
knocked.
Like, check out this creep-show
convenience store.
Hey, Scoob.
Like, just call me
Merlin the Mostest Magician.
[GIGGLES]
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
[CONTINUES BLOWING]
[GIGGLES]
[GASPING]
[GROWLS]
[GASPS]
[CHUCKLES]
[YELPS]
What is it,
Scooby-Doo?
Magic mirror.
Magic mirror!
A magic mirror?
Come off it,
Scoob. Ha-ha.
What are you, afraid
of your own shadow?
[THUNDER CRASHING]
BOTH:
Yikes!
MAN:
Who dares speak
of the shadows
on Halloween night?
[BOTH GASP]
A wizard must be careful
with his words.
[GULPS]
Our bad.
Like, we're new here.
Yeah. New here.
Always delighted to meet
new customers. Always, always.
Welcome to Mr. Gibbles',
where the magic is real
at prices that
are unreal.
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Sorry. But you got us
all wrong.
Like, we're not customers.
We're consumers.
Like,
trick or treat.
Trick or treat.
Trick or treat, eh?
Well, then...
I choose "trick."
Huh?
Huh?
Witches and warlocks
Ghosts and ghouls
One night a year
They break all the rules
You never know
Who's at the door
On Halloween night
Spirits from the shadows
Creeping into the light
Werewolves howl
[HOWLS]
And vampires take a bite
[CACKLING]
That's scary.
Don't you know
There's still hope?
Take it from me
You can have protection
For a nominal fee
Tonight, the dark and light
Unite
A magical mystery
Spell books, potions
They fly off the shelves
We offer a discount
To trolls and elves
When danger's at the door
On Halloween night
If you master magic
You can put up a fight
Face your fears
The power's here
At Gibbles'
The price is right
[KNOCK
ON WINDOW]
Mr. Gibbles.
Mr. Gibbles, please.
Please open up.
I need your help.
Galloping ghosts.
Fairy Princess Willow.
[BOTH GULP]
F-f-fairy Princess?
Fairy Princess?
Your Highness.
What are you doing here?
Please listen. There
isn't much time.
An evil magician has
stolen my fairy powers.
You must close the shop
before he finds me here.
Close my magic shop?
On Halloween night?
Heh-heh. Oh, another one
of your pixy pranks.
This is no prank.
Please, you must hurry
before it's too late.
Speaking of "late,"
like, don't bother
showing us the door.
If there's one thing we know,
it's how to make an exit.
[RUMBLING]
[BOTH GASP]
[CACKLING]
Mr. Gibbles'
Genuine Magic Shoppe.
My, what an impressive
emporium.
Mind if I have
a quick look around?
I'm sorry. We were
just closing for the night.
Uh, perhaps you can
come back next year?
I've waited long enough.
Mirror, mirror, tall and sleek
Show me the fairy that I seek
[TICKING]
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Ah.
There you are.
[GASPS]
Fickle fairy.
Thought you could escape
while my back was turned?
Ugh. Typical mortal.
Stealing my fairy magic
isn't enough?
Once you have a little power,
all you want is more,
more, more.
[CHUCKLING]
I know.
Isn't it marvelous?
Now, obey
your master.
[CHANTS IN FOREIGN
DIALECT]
[SCREAMS]
No!
[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
Old fool.
Ears of fuzz, tail of cotton
Powers of good
Meet the powers of rotten
[SCREAMS]
Now, hop along.
I'll just pick up
a few things
while I'm here.
[SNICKERING]
[CACKLING]
Zoinks. Don't
look now, Scoob,
but I think the
"Not-So-Amazing" Krudsky
just got his act together.
Don't worry, lads.
We may yet save the Fairy
Princess and Halloween.
I've still got a few tricks
up my sleeve.
[GULPS]
Like, that's not his sleeve.
Uh-oh.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Like, we'd love to
stick around,
but I just remembered,
Scoob and I are
deathly allergic
to magical talking rabbits.
Uh-huh.
[BOTH SNEEZING]
Crystal burning
Bright with fire
Future secrets I desire
DAPHNE:
Oh, Scooby-Doo. Where are you?
BOTH:
Huh?
[KRUDSKY CACKLING]
KRUDSKY:
This shall
teach you
to meddle in the affairs
of magicians.
[SCREAMING]
[INSANE CACKLING]
[GROANING]
[CACKLING]
[HOWLING]
SCOOBY-DOO:
Oh-ho-ho.
Oh, no.
Zoinks!
Oh, ho-ho-ho!
Like, that magical maniac
just gave the gang
an extreme monster makeover.
No, my friends. It is
the future you have seen.
Huh?
What?
Like, the future?
As in, stuff that
hasn't happened yet,
and therefore might be changed
if we embark on a perilous quest
to alter the hand
of destiny?
Like, that kind
of future?
Something like that, yes.
[BOTH GULP]
Like, I was
afraid of that.
Yeah. Me too.
We must act
quickly.
See for yourselves.
The magic scepter of the great
Goblin King himself.
BOTH:
G-g-great Goblin King?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
Don't you see?
Krudsky has stolen the light
magic from Princess Willow.
Now he only needs the dark magic
of the Goblin Scepter
to complete his power.
Okay. Like, that
doesn't sound so bad.
Not so bad?
It would destroy
the very balance
of the supernatural order.
Huh?
Hm?
This world would fall
into chaos,
and the powers of
Halloween night
would rule here forever,
turning everyone into
horrible Halloween monsters,
just like your friends.
Well, when you put it
that way...
Oh.
You must travel to the land
of the Halloween spirits.
There you will seek
the hidden castle
of the great Goblin King.
Sneak into the castle
undetected,
grab the Goblin Scepter,
and make your escape
before the stroke of midnight.
[GRANDFATHER CLOCK CHIMES]
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
Like, is that all?
Scoob, old buddy.
Like, next year,
what do you say
we just skip Halloween
and go right on
to Thanksgiving?
[WHIMPERING,
CRYING]
[]
I wish there was more I could
do for you. But take these.
They should serve you well
on the other side.
SHAGGY:
A deck of cards?
These are magic cards.
Hold one out like so
and read the inscription.
Like, "demented
disguises."
Huh?
Hey. Check it out,
Scoob.
Like, our very own
monster mash-up.
Cool.
[SNICKERS]
[LAUGHS]
Marvelous.
You'll have no trouble
blending in now, eh?
Let's try
another one, Scoob.
Okay.
No, no, no.
You have to save them
for emergencies.
Each card can be
used only once.
And be careful.
Each magic spell lasts
but a short time.
[RUMBLING]
BOTH: Huh?
[TRAIN WHISTLE SOUNDS DISTANTLY]
Speaking of time, you've
got a train to catch.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLARES]
[WHISTLING]
SHAGGY:
Like, check out
that freaky freight train.
SCOOBY-DOO:
Yeah. Freaky.
Attention. Afterworld Express
with one-way,
nonstop service to:
Sleepy Hollow,
Hangman's Corner,
and Ghost Central
Station.
Scoob, old buddy,
I think we're in for
the ride of our afterlives.
Oh. One last thing.
Whatever happens,
you must return by sunrise
or be trapped in
the spirit world forever.
Back by sunrise,
trapped forever. Uh, got it.
[GULPS]
But, like,
how are we supposed to
get back?
Oh, dear. I hadn't
thought about that.
Huh?
Huh?
[WHISTLING]
[]
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLARING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
Zoinks.
Don't look now,
Scooby-Doo,
but, ho-ho, I think
we're riding
on the Grim Reaper
railroad.
[GHASTLY LAUGHTER]
Like, stop the train.
[BELL CHIMES]
Ha-ha! We want off
this loco locomotive.
[WHIMPERS]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[GHOSTLY CACKLING]
[BOTH KISSING GROUND]
[LAUGHS]
Like, we made it, Scoob.
We're on the ground.
The sweet,
sweet ground.
[CHUCKLES]
[BOTH KISSING GROUND]
[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
You there.
What you think
you're doing, eh?
Trying to sneak
into my boneyard
while my back
was turned?
I think our disguises
have lost their charm.
[BOTH GASP]
Oh. A couple of wiseacres, eh?
Believe me, laddies,
you don't want to
see my bad side.
[GROWLING]
[GROWLING]
[HOWLING]
Zoinks!
[WHIMPERING]
[GROWLING]
Like, this being
your bad side?
[ROARING]
Time for a late-night snack.
Like, hold on.
Uh, you wouldn't eat
a fellow werewolf, would you?
Huh?
Observe.
[SNIFFS]
[WHIMPERS]
[GROWLS]
[ROARING]
[GROWLING]
[LAUGHS]
Stone me.
It's one of me
own brethren.
Come on, then.
Come on.
[]
Sorry about
the rough reception, mate.
Gotta keep out
the riffraff now, don't we?
[LAUGHS]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Whew.
Oh.
[HORN BLOWING]
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
[INDISTINC CHATTERING]
Zoinks.
Like, this is one
whacked out
watering hole.
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah,
blah, blah.
Boo. Boo-hoo-hoo.
[LAUGHS]
Okay, Scoob. Like,
just be cool.
Yeah.
[GULPS]
Be cool.
Like, great party,
huh?
[LAUGHS]
So, uh, what's
a nice ghoul like you
doing in a place
like this?
[SNAKES HISS]
Zoinks!
Like, forget I asked.
[BAND PLAYS JAZZY MUSIC]
Gather round
Here underground
And listen to a song
We can rock this joint
Till dawn
If you sing along
ALL: Hey!
What goes bump in the night?
ALL:
We go bump in the night
This time of year
The coast is clear
To cause a terrible fright
ALL:
We go bump in the night
It'll be out of sight
GIRLS:
We come out for a bite
ALL:
Tonight, we toast
To ghouls and ghosts
Who haunt the pale moonlight
Whoo
What goes bump
in the night?
ALL:
We go bump in the night
[UNINTELLIGIBLE MUMBLING]
We go bump in the night
[SNICKERING]
[GASPS, SNICKERS]
So if you're new
Here's what
You do
Take your turn and sing
Like, anybody know
The way
To the castle
Of the Goblin King?
[MUSIC STOPS]
ALL:
Goblin King?
[SHRIEKS]
[ALL SCREAM]
[SCREAMS]
[CROAKING]
[SCREAMS]
[SHRIEKS]
Like, was it something
we said?
GOBLIN 1:
Goblin patrol!
GOBLIN 2:
Hold it right there.
Ooh. You've
done it now, boys.
No one dares speak
of the Goblin King.
Ooh! Ow!
What'd you do that for?
You said "Goblin King."
Ow! Hey.
Don't say
"Goblin King."
You said it first.
Did not. You started it.
No, I have a right to.
You said it first.
[QUIETLY]
Come on, Scoob.
Right now is our chance
to vamoose.
GOBLIN 2: Wait--
GOBLIN 1: You said it first.
I can do what I want,
because I'm the first one in.
Hang on there.
Just where do you think
you're going?
It's off to the goblin
dungeons for you.
CREATURE:
Come on, the party's
just getting started.
So tell me, goblin boy,
is this a private fight,
or can anybody join in?
Like, why not?
Ha. The more the scarier.
[LAUGHS]
Step aside, you.
Nobody messes with
the Shadow Goblins.
Ooh. What are you gonna do,
breathe on me?
[CACKLES]
If you wanna go
a few rounds
with old Jack O' Lantern
right here, right now,
let's rumble.
Oh, oh, oh-- Hey--
Hey, come on,
take it easy there, Jack.
Come on, we're only
doing our jobs. Please.
Wait till we tell
the Goblin King about this.
You're gonna be
in so much trouble.
Shut it, will you?
Hey, what'd I say?
You said "Goblin King."
You got me-- You wanna
get me in trouble.
You're the one
in trouble.
You're the one that
says it all the time.
JACK:
Hey, come on.
This place is dead. Ha-ha.
[]
[LAUGHING]
You better watch it.
The last thing
you want tonight
are those good-for-nothing
goblins coming after you.
But I gotta
give you props.
[LAUGHS]
The Goblin King's
castle?
What a riot. You guys
are whacked. I love it.
[LAUGHING]
So, like, does that
mean you'll help us?
Look, you guys
crack me up,
but I can't
hang with you.
I got my own deadline
tonight.
See my candle?
[]
That's how long I got
to get my Halloween on.
Once it burns out,
I'm burned out.
You know what
I'm saying?
[HORSE WHINNYING]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[WHINNYING]
[BOTH GASP]
Like, who's the creep
with the missing cranium?
The Headless
Horseman.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[WHINNYING]
I am so tired of
working with this guy.
Quick, y--
You gotta help me.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[]
[HORSE WHINNYING]
[SNORTS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[SCREAMS]
Zoinks!
[YELLING]
[WHINNIES]
[BOTH YELL]
[WHINNIES]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
"Shield of safety."
[GIGGLING]
[WHINNYING]
[YELLS]
Huh?
[YELPS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[PANTING]
"Wall of gnome!"
[GIGGLING]
[ALL YELLING]
"Force of flowers."
"Clown calamity."
"Baby on a frog."
[CROAKING]
[WHINNIES]
[YELLING]
Oh, the magic cards.
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[PANTING]
[WHINNIES]
[YELLS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Scooby-dooby-doo!
Ow. Ooh-ooh. Ow.
I got him.
[WHIMPERING]
[WHINNYING]
[]
JACK:
Head for the covered bridge.
It's our only chance.
[JACK SCREAMING]
[HORSE SNORTS]
[YELLING]
Zoinks. Like,
why did he stop?
Well, duh. That's
the Horseman's one fatal flaw:
He can't cross
covered bridges.
[WHINNIES]
Ha-ha.
Like, I guess it's true
what they say:
"It's tough to get 'a head'
in this town."
[ALL LAUGHING]
[]
FREDDY:
Shaggy, Scooby.
Huh. Guess they're
not here either.
This place is deserted.
Not quite. Look.
[]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the most dreadful
goblin of all?
What wizard
dare disturb
the great Goblin King?
[ALL GASP]
Greetings, your royal awfulness.
The Amazing Krudsky,
at your service.
Foolish mortal.
To what purpose
do you summon
the ruler of
the goblin hordes?
Say hello to my little
fairy friend.
[GASPS]
Fairy Princess Willow.
Jeepers. A real-life fairy.
Maybe Krudsky's magic
is real after all.
But that's
impossible.
Rational mind...
shutting down.
Ooh.
What loathsome
trickery is this?
No tricks. Only a trade.
Meet me at the clock tower,
midnight...ish.
There I shall
release her to you
in return for
your Goblin Scepter.
Most foul and wicked wizard.
You tempt powers
beyond your grasp.
[GROWLS]
You shall regret this.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Soon, all the powers
of Halloween
shall be mine.
And then I'll show
that scruffy slacker
and his mangy mutt,
Scooby-Doo,
a magic trick
they'll never forget.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[]
Shaggy and Scooby
are in big trouble.
We've gotta find them before
that whacked-out warlock does.
And what about that
adorable little fairy?
We can't just let that icky
Goblin King take her away.
Right, Velma?
[GROANING]
[LIPS SMACKING]
Oh, no.
Velma's fried.
All this must have
overloaded her rational brain.
Then it's up to us, Daphne.
We've gotta get over to that
clock tower before midnight
and set a trap
for that magic maniac.
Come on.
[]
[CREATURE SCREECHING, CAWING]
End of the line,
guys.
There's the witch's hut,
just like I promised.
Look, I gotta bounce,
but they can help you
find the Goblin Castle.
You know, assuming they don't,
uh, eat you first.
Eat us?
Eat us?
Are you sure you won't
come with us, Jack?
Sorry, guys. But those old bags
take one look at me and,
splat, I'm pumpkin pie.
You know what I'm saying?
But, like, how are we gonna
get along without you?
We haven't got
any magic left.
Yeah. How?
Are you kidding?
You guys rescued me
from the "Brainless"
Horseman, hello?
That took
real courage.
And everybody
knows courage
is the most powerful
magic of all.
Like, I hate to
tell you,
but that wasn't courage.
That was panic.
Hey, whatever you call it,
it's working for you.
Keep it unreal,
and happy Halloween!
[]
[SIGHS]
[LIQUID BUBBLING]
Boil and bubble,
toil and trouble
If it's too weak,
then make it a double
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[MEOWS]
[LAUGHING]
For once in our lives,
Scoob, like,
I hope we're
too late for supper.
It is very rude
to linger in doorways.
[BOTH GRUNT]
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
Eye of snake
and tongue of rat
Pie of rhubarb, wing of bat
[LAUGHING]
There, now.
It's almost ready.
Here. Taste.
Uh. Uh, no, thanks.
I'd really rather--
Mm?
Boy. Do I feel sluggish
all of a sudden.
Zoinks!
Hmm. I knew it.
Not enough
dragon's tooth.
Uh-oh.
[MEOWS]
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
Meow.
[LAUGHING]
Like, hang on, Scoob.
We gotta make a beeline
from this feline.
[MEOWING]
[PANTING]
No. No, no, no.
This will never do.
Ohh. Hm? Oh.
Quite right.
More meat on them
this way.
Come, my sweets.
We'd just love to
have you for dinner.
[WITCHES LAUGHING
MANIACALLY]
[BOTH GASP]
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Wish we could stay,
but you see,
we just stopped in
to ask for directions.
Uh-huh.
Yes. We can
guide you to
the hidden lair
of the Goblin King.
But first,
you must help us.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[]
There are bad omens
everywhere tonight.
Some dark force
has upset
the supernatural
balance.
Catastrophe rides
on the wind.
I'm afraid I've had to cancel
my midnight ride.
Naturally, my magic broomstick
is devastated.
BOTH:
M-m-m-m-magic broomstick?
Poor thing. He was
so looking forward to it.
It's very bad
to break
a magic broom's
spirit.
Once broken, they are
never the same again.
All right, Broomy.
Enough moping.
These nice boys are going to
take you out for a spin.
Aren't you, boys?
Scoob, old buddy, like,
why do I get the feeling
that we're the ones
about to get spun?
Oh, no.
Now, hold on tight.
Lean forward for faster,
back to slow down.
And watch out. He's got
a wild streak in him.
Just loves to take off
on you. But don't let him.
Like, got all that,
Scoob?
No.
[WHIMPERS]
Here, you'll need this
to get inside the castle.
It's magic potion.
My own secret
recipe,
made from Scratch.
Poor old
Scratch.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Take them to
the Old Oak Grove.
From there,
the fairies will
guide you to
the Goblin Castle.
But beware.
It's a hideous place
filled with the most horrible
monsters imaginable.
And do write.
[]
[BOTH YELLING]
[BANGING]
Hm.
Hm.
[LAUGHS]
Hey, Scoob.
I think we're getting
the hang of this thing.
Scooby-dooby-doo!
[CHUCKLING]
Hey, look. Ha.
Let's shoot 'em down.
Bring out
the goblin blaster.
[]
[SIREN WAILING]
[BOTH GASP]
Get 'em. Get 'em.
BOTH:
Whoa!
[YELPS]
[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]
[BOTH YELPING]
Fire.
[SHAGGY SCREAMING]
[GASPS]
SHAGGY:
Mayday. Mayday.
We're going down.
[SCOOBY-DOO HOWLING]
[]
[WHIMPERS]
Hmm?
[CONFUSED WHIMPER]
[BOTH GRUNT]
Oh.
Huh?
Hmm?
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH:
Ooh.
[]
[GULPS]
Like, are we dead?
VOICE 1:
Hee-hee-hee!
Of course you're not dead.
VOICE 2:
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
You big sillies.
Hee-hee-hee!
Name's Sparkplug.
[YELPS]
I'm Honeybee.
[WHIMPERS]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
And I'm Tiddlywink.
Welcome to
the City of the Fairies.
[]
[GASPS]
Look over here.
Your broomstick.
SHAGGY:
Oh, no. Poor Broomy.
[HOWLS]
Broomy.
Don't worry.
[WHISTLES]
A little fairy magic will
have him fixed up in no time.
[]
Wow. Ah-ha-ha!
Like, who knew fairies
could be so friendly?
SPARKPLUG:
Of course.
TIDDLYWINK:
We fairies use only good magic,
balancing out
all the bad magic
used by the Shadow Goblins.
But tonight, the balance
is shifting.
I fear something terrible
is happening.
We know all about it.
If we can catch a lift
to the Goblin Castle,
we may be able to stop it.
We can show you
the way,
but you'll never
get inside.
The castle will be
crawling with guards
for the Goblins' Rave.
BOTH:
G-G-G-Goblins' Rave?
Yeah. She's
right.
You'll never
get in.
It's totally the biggest
party of the year.
You don't say.
[LAUGHS]
If there's one thing
we know how to do,
it's crash
a party.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
[THUNDER CRASHING]
[]
HONEYBEE:
The Goblin Graveyard
hides the secret entrance,
but it's only
a one-way trip.
[BELL DINGS]
[RUMBLING]
SPARKPLUG:
Express elevator going down.
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
Like, on second thought,
maybe we should
just take the stairs.
FAIRIES:
In you go.
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
HONEYBEE:
Bye-bye.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[]
SHAGGY:
Zoinks! Like, first floor,
creepy Goblin Castle.
[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]
GOBLIN 1:
Come on. Back up.
Knock it off, knock it off.
You, get a shower.
You stink.
You ain't on the list,
you ain't getting in.
[CACKLES]
Losers.
[MOANING, YELLING]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYING INSIDE]
Okay, Scoob.
[HISSING]
Here goes.
Over the lips
and past the gums.
Look out, stomach. You're
not gonna like this.
[GULPING]
[WHIMPERS]
Oh, boy.
[GULPING]
[GRUMBLING]
SHAGGY [FALSETTO]:
Hee-hee-hee-hee!
Hello, boys.
BOTH:
Huh?
[GOBLINS OOHING, AHHING]
Hello.
[GIGGLING]
[BOTH WHOOPING AND HOWLING]
[LAUGHING]
Hello, pretty ladies.
[CACKLES]
Hi, gals. Heh.
We-- We, uh--
We don't see
your kind around here
too often.
[SNICKERS]
Oh. Ha-ha-ha!
I bet you say that to
all your goblin girlfriends.
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHING]
We just love
goblin parties.
Like, tell me,
gruesome.
[]
Any chance you could
sneak us in?
[CHUCKLES]
Well, uh, I don't know, uh...
All right. All right.
I'm gonna get in trouble
for this, but...
in you go.
Like, thanks, you big,
horrible thing, you.
[]
She had it all going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But
did you see her friend?
[SMOOCHES, BLOWS]
[GIGGLES]
Ew. What a dog.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[GOBLINS LAUGHING]
GOBLIN 3:
Rock 'n' roll, baby.
Rock 'n' roll.
It's midnight tonight.
It's Halloween.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Shaggy, look.
SHAGGY:
That must be
His Royal Rottenness himself.
And look. There's
the Goblin Scepter.
Zoinks! Only five minutes
till midnight.
We gotta grab the scepter
and hightail it out of here.
Like, on the count
of three. Ready?
One, two...
three.
Well...
hello, my lovelies.
[]
[GRUNTS]
Don't be
shy, now.
Let's have a dance.
Dance? Now?
Hit it.
[GOBLINS CHEER]
[PLAYING JAZZ]
[WHIMPERS]
GOBLIN 4:
Swing it, boys!
Yeah, dig that sound
From underground
They're gettin' down
In Goblin Town
Where wrong is right
It's out of sight
We sleep all day
And dance all night
WOMEN:
Goblin oogie-boogie
It's the biggest
Night of the year
Goblin oogie-boogie
Baby, Halloween is here
[ALL WHOOP]
Goblin oogie-boogie
Oogie-boogie-woogie
[MAN SCATTING]
Tonight, you're gonna
Get your chance
To get out on the floor
And dance
Zoinks!
[NORMAL VOICE]
Like, only one minute
till midnight, Scoob.
We do our voodoo
On Halloween night
WOMEN:
As the bassists
Slap in time
You're gonna flip
When you hear the rhyme
Flap your wings
And stamp your feet
In your bones
You can feel the beat
Goblin oogie-boogie
GOBLIN 4:
Get your groove
And give a cheer
Goblin oogie-boogie
And the king
Will take it from here
Huh?
Uh-oh.
[GULPS]
What's this?
[SMOOCHES]
[GIGGLING]
[SPITTING]
Way to go, Scoob,
old buddy. Ha!
Gangway.
Impostors.
Seize them!
[GOBLINS CHATTERING]
Oh.
Left turn, Scoob.
Right turn,
Scoob.
Whoa!
Like, dead end.
[GOBLINS CACKLING,
SCOOBY WHIMPERS]
Who dares disrupt
the Goblins' Rave?
Like, don't
mind us.
We were just
leaving.
Whoa!
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
[CLOCK CHIMING]
Then the goblin hour
has arrived.
[]
You are free,
my minions.
[GOBLINS CHATTERING, CACKLING]
Go forth this night,
and let goblin mischief reign!
[CACKLING]
[CHAINS CLANKING]
[GOBLIN 1
CHUCKLING]
O great one,
what you want
we should do with them?
Ha-ha! Yeah. What do
we do? What do we do?
Take them to the tower dungeon.
T-t-t-tower dungeon?
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Like, any chance we could
put in for an upgrade?
Enough talk.
Be thankful that I have more
urgent matters to deal with.
Take them away.
[BOTH WHINING]
[]
[CLOCK CHIMING]
Show yourself, wicked warlock.
Greetings,
Your Majestic Malignancy.
Thank you for coming.
I do so admire
your punctuality.
Show me the princess
or be destroyed.
[CHUCKLING]
You wouldn't dare
use magic against me
so long as I have her
under my spell.
Why, here she is now,
unharmed,
as promised.
And now, if you please,
the Goblin Scepter.
Beware, mortal.
You know not the powers
you are dealing with.
Jeepers.
Shh!
Blah-bity-blah-blah-blah.
Cough it up already.
[GROWLS]
So be it.
[GIGGLING]
[]
Now, Daphne!
[GRUNTS]
[YELPS]
[GASPS]
[YELLS]
Gotcha.
[CACKLING]
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Amazing Krudsky,
version 2.0!
[]
Well, well.
Look at the big, bad
Goblin King.
Release me at once.
I'll take over
from here, junior.
No!
[HONKING]
Hm-hm-hm. Now. Who's next?
Okay.
That was not
part of the plan.
Run for it!
[]
Shadow Goblins,
have your fun.
Halloween has
just begun.
[GOBLINS CHATTERING]
SHAGGY:
Boy, Scoob,
did we screw up this time.
Like,
game over.
Yeah.
Game over.
Now we'll never
make it back before sunrise,
and be trapped in
the spirit world forever.
Still, we gave it
one heck of a try,
didn't we, Scoob?
We did?
I mean, think about
how far we came.
That took courage,
stamina, brains.
And, like, those are
things we don't have.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
[SIGHS]
I just wish we had
one more chance
to save the day.
HONEYBEE:
Did somebody say "wish"?
[]
TIDDLYWINK:
Lucky for you, granting wishes
is what we do best.
Hey. Our fairy friends.
[LAUGHS]
Like, we're saved.
Yippee!
Hey. Good
for you guys.
[BOTH SCREAM]
Well, come on.
Your ride is here.
[]
Whoa! Hoo-hoo!
[WHIMPERING]
Shaggy, look.
Broomy. You're
back in action.
[LAUGHS]
Come on, Scoob. Like,
we're going for the sweep.
[]
What's up, dog?
[CACKLES]
Jack.
You came back.
Hey, there's still a little fire
left in this old pumpkin.
[CACKLES]
Come on. Let's carve.
[JACK CACKLING]
SCOOBY-DOO:
Whoo-hoo!
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
Tonight, Halloween is
under new management.
All hail
the Goblin King.
What is your command,
O great one?
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Hm.
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
How about...
a little
target practice?
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
[GROANS]
What's happening?
Where am I?
Hm-hm. Not so fast.
[BRAKES SQUEALING]
Jinkies.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present...
the Monstrous Machine.
DAPHNE:
Look out.
The van's coming apart.
[ROARING]
Whoa. Now, that is
something
you just do not do
to a guy's van.
[ALL SCREAMING]
FREDDY:
Run!
H-head for the carnival.
[BRAKES SCREECH]
Jinkies.
[ROARS]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
Ah.
BOTH [SCREAMING]:
Freddy!
[FREDDY SCREAMING]
[GROANS]
[BOTH GROANING]
[CLUNK]
DAPHNE:
Jeepers. We're stuck.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
This shall teach you
to meddle in the affairs
of magicians.
Do something,
Freddy.
I am doing
something.
I'm panicking.
Oh, Scooby-Doo.
Where are you?
[]
[CRIES OUT]
[CACKLING]
[CRYING OUT]
[CACKLING]
[HOWLING]
[LAUGHING]
Whoo!
At last. My magic powers
are complete.
Who could dare stop me now?
SCOOBY-DOO:
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[]
Huh?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
[GROWLS]
Take that.
[GRUNTING]
Hang on.
We're coming around.
[SCOOBY LAUGHS]
Here we go, Jack.
Yee-haw!
[SCREAMS]
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
Ha-ha-ha. Like,
nice catch, Scoob.
[CRYING OUT]
Ooh. Scoob?
Zoinks.
Mm?
Oh. I've had it up
to here with you...
meddling meddlers.
The Goblin Scepter
is mine. Let me have it.
[CHUCKLES]
You heard the man, Scoob.
Like, let him
have it.
Okay.
I hate you.
[CRYING OUT]
[GASPS]
Like, who says you can't
teach an old dog new tricks?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
[HOWLING, GASPS]
[BOTH YELL]
Oh, thank heavens.
[VELMA GASPS]
Look, gang.
The spell is broken.
I'm free.
Uh-oh.
But not for long.
[CAWING]
[WHIMPERS]
Huh?
Yikes.
I got you, Scoob.
You ham-fisted hecklers.
Just wait until I--
I--
[GASPS]
Trick or treat.
[SCREAMS]
No!
Princess Willow...
the trouble you have caused
this night is inexcusable.
I know. And
I'm sorry, Daddy.
ALL:
Huh?
Daddy?
I shouldn't have
snuck out early,
and I'll never do it
again, I promise.
As of now, you are officially
grounded for one year.
But I'm awfully glad
to have you back,
my little princess.
Mwah.
So...all's
forgiven, then? Huh?
[STUTTERING]
You know, Krudsky. You really
are my kind of guy.
Really?
You mean, you'll help me
with my career?
Let's just say,
where you're going,
you'll have lot of time
to practice your act.
[SQUEALS]
[CACKLING]
No. I don't wanna go back yet.
Aw. Do we have to? Ahh.
Come on.
[GOBLINS SCREAMING]
[]
Poor old Jack.
He's all burnt out
for another year.
Looks like our time
is up.
We'd best say
our goodbyes now.
BOTH:
Goodbyes?
Come along,
Broomy.
It's time we got
you home.
Great job,
my young wizards.
Be sure to stop by
the magic shop next year.
Your Majesty, if you please.
Hey, hey! What do
you say?
Jack lives to see
another day.
[CHUCKLES]
Yippee.
Hey-hey. Take it
easy, Scoob.
You're gonna slobber
my new candle out. Hey.
Come on, Jack.
Time to fly.
JACK:
Gotta buzz, coz.
Jack O'Lantern out!
Thank you all so much.
May the magic of the fairies
be with you.
Heh. Like, I'll never,
ever forget this.
[LAUGHS]
Me neither.
Bravest of mortals...
you shall indeed remember,
but all others must forget.
By the shining rays of dawn
All memory of this night
Begone
I want my mommy!
[]
[COCK CROWS]
Mm.
Whoa.
What just
happened?
SHAGGY:
Hey, gang.
Like, where you been?
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
We've been looking
all over for you.
Shaggy. Scooby.
What happened to you guys
last night?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
Like, you wouldn't
believe us if we told you.
[]
Well, gang, another Halloween
Carnival come and gone.
I hate to say it,
but don't you think
we're getting a little old
for this stuff, Freddy?
VELMA:
It does seem a little bit silly
to go around pretending
to believe in
monsters and magic.
Even if it is just
one night a year.
Real or unreal. Like,
what's the difference?
Ha-ha.
Like, the truth is
you never know where
your next scare
is gonna come from.
You've just gotta
find the courage
to deal with it
face to face.
[CACKLING]
Zoinks!
Like, it's that headless horror
from the Halloween world.
[GIGGLES]
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Hit it!
[JAMES BELUSHI'S
"GOBLIN OOGIE BOOGIE" PLAYING]
BELUSHI:
Swing it, boys
Hey! Dig that sound
From underground
They're gettin' down
In Goblin Town
Where wrong is right
It's out of sight
We sleep all day
And dance all night
WOMEN:
Goblin oogie-boogie
It's the biggest
Night of the year
Goblin oogie-boogie
Baby, Halloween is here
Goblin oogie-boogie
Oogie-boogie-woogie
[SCATTING]
Tonight, you're gonna
Get your chance
To get out
On the floor and dance
The beat's gonna get ya
Goblins take flight
We do our voodoo
On Halloween night
WOMEN:
As the bassists
Slap in time
You're gonna flip
When you hear the rhyme
Flap your wings
And stomp your feet
In your bones
You can feel the beat
Goblin oogie-boogie
BELUSHI:
Get the groove
And give a cheer
Goblin oogie-boogie
Baby, Halloween
Is here
Goblin oogie-boogie
You're ugly, baby
And I like you
Mm, mwah
[WALLACE SHAWN'S
"WHO'S AT THE DOOR" PLAYING]
Witches and warlocks
Ghosts and ghouls
One night a year
They break all the rules
You never know
Who's at the door
On Halloween night
Spirits from the shadows
Creeping into the light
Werewolves howl
And vampires take a bite
That's scary
Don't you mope
There's still hope
Take it from me
You can have protection
For a nominal fee
Tonight, the dark
And light unite
In magical mystery
Spell books, potions
They fly off the shelves
We offer a discount
To trolls and elves
When danger's at the door
On Halloween night
If you master magic
You can put up a fight
Face your fears
The power's here
At Gibbles'
The price is right
[RANDY CRENSHAW'S
"BUMP IN THE NIGHT" PLAYING]
SKELETON:
Gather round
Here underground
And listen to our song
We can rock
This joint to dawn
If you sing along
MONSTERS: Hey
What goes bump
In the night
We go bump
In the night
This time of year
The coast is clear
To cause a terrible fright
We go bump
In the night
INVISIBLE MAN:
That will be out of sight
FEMALE VAMPIRES:
We come out for a bite
ALL:
Tonight, we toast
To ghouls and ghosts
Who haunt
The pale moonlight
What goes bump
In the night?
We go bump
In the night
[ZOMBIES UNINTELLIGIBLY MUMBLE]
We go bump
In the night
MONSTER 1:
So if you're new
MONSTER 2:
Here's what you do
MONSTER 3:
Take your turn and sing
SHAGGY:
Like, anybody know the way
To the castle
Of the Goblin King?
[ALL SCREAMING]
[CACKLING]
ALL:
Whoa!
[HOWLS]
[BOTH GIGGLE]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[PLAYING ORGAN]
[GROANING]
[LAUGHS]
[SCREECHING]
[ALL GROAN, GASP]
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Jeepers.
That was seriously scary.
Come on. Let's go again.
Uh...let's not and
say we didn't.
I'm with Daphne.
The Ghost Coaster is
by far the scariest ride
at the Halloween
Carnival.
Ha-ha.
Are you kidding?
Like, that ride put
the "easy" in "cheesy."
Yeah. Oh, easy.
[GIGGLES]
Are you sure you weren't
just a little bit scared?
[AS VAMPIRE]
By all the bloodsucking
vampires?
Howling
werewolves?
And wicked
witches.
[CACKLES]
Ha-ha-ha.
Nice try, gang,
but Scoob and I
aren't scared
of any of those phony
old frights.
Yeah. Phony frights.
[GIGGLES]
Come on.
Not even on
Halloween night?
Ha! Are you kidding?
Like, Halloween is
the one night
when you know everything
is fake.
Just take a look
around.
It's nothing but
wannabe witches
and goofball ghosts
as far as the eye
can see.
[]
Yum-yum.
[GIGGLES]
SHAGGY:
Ha-ha-ha. But
I got to admit,
a holiday invented
just to eat candy
can't be all bad.
[GULPS]
FREDDY:
Hey. Check it out.
VELMA [READS]:
This ought to be
good.
I'll grab tickets
before they sell out.
[GULPS]
Ah.
[GIGGLES]
Like, beat that,
Scoob.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH:
Scooby.
[GIGGLES]
[GULPS]
Confounded mutt.
[MUTTERS]
Look what you've done.
I'm soaked.
[MUTTERS]
Oh!
[SNIFFS, GROANS]
Wet-dog smell.
FREDDY:
Oh, wow.
We know you.
You're
the Amazing Krudsky.
We were just on our way
to catch your act.
Act?
The Halloween Spectacular
is no mere act.
Now, out of the way.
I must go blow-dry
my cummerbund.
So, like, I guess we'll be
seeing you inside.
Three magic words:
"No dogs allowed."
Huh?
[]
Can you believe
the nerve of this guy?
"Master of Magic."
Puh-lease.
Like, what a bunch
of Halloween hooey.
Yeah. Hooey.
Hey. That gives me
an idea.
Like, what do you say
we get in on the act?
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
Ooh. Uh-huh.
Yeah.
[GIGGLES]
KRUDSKY [ON PA]:
Once a year,
on Halloween night,
the powers of the dark
meet the powers of the light.
[CROWD GASPS]
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
People of Coolsville,
fix your slack-jawed gaze
upon my dazzling powers.
[CHEERING]
From the elegant parlors
of Vienna
to this unglamorous
backwater,
I, the Amazing Krudsky,
have come to
astound you.
Abracam,
caliphazam!
Ta-da.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[GIGGLES]
Huh? Ugh.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
Like, check
it out.
That's not magic.
This table has
a hole in it.
[CROWD GASPS]
Confound it.
You're ruining my--
[SCREAMS]
And would you
look at that?
Like, a trapdoor built
right into the floorboards.
That must be
how he "magically"
appeared on-stage.
Ooh. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Ha-ha. There's
no mystery here, Scoob.
Like, the Amazing
Krudsky is
just a make-believe
magician.
[CROWD BOOING]
H-- No. Ah-- Please.
Ah-- C-come back.
I can explain.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
Ohh.
I'll get you
for this.
And your big dog too.
Way to go,
you two.
You got us kicked out
of the carnival.
Now what are we
supposed to do?
[CLOCK BELL
RINGING]
Don't sweat it, gang.
There's still one Halloween hoax
we do believe in.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
BOTH:
Trick or treat.
[DOORBELL DINGS]
Smell my feet.
[DOORBELL DINGS]
And give us something
groovy to eat.
[]
Hey, Scoob.
Ha-ha. Like,
check it out.
The world's first
candy hot tub. Ha-ha.
Yeah. Hoo-hoo.
Okay. I think
that's enough
trick-or-treating
for one night.
It's getting late.
Oh. One more?
Please?
Okay. You guys go ahead.
We'll grab the van
and meet you back here.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[GIGGLES]
[]
Blast those teenage
troublemakers.
If word of this gets out,
I'll be ruined.
It's not my fault
I'm a big phony.
I've spent a lifetime
in search of real magic.
I've studied every spell,
spoken every incantation.
There must be
something I'm missing.
[GRUNTS]
Huh?
[GASPS]
The Goblin Scepter:
fabled wand of
the great Goblin King.
"Bewitched by
the darkest magic,
"he who holds the Goblin Scepter
holds the magic of Halloween
in his grasp."
It must be a sign!
Somehow, someway...
[GASPS]
...tonight, the Goblin Scepter
will be mine.
[LAUGHS]
Prepare yourself, Krudsky.
You're finally going up
in the world.
[GIGGLES]
[GRUNTING]
[GIGGLING]
[GROANING]
Who is responsible
for this indignity?
Think this is funny, do you?
Show yourself this instant!
[GASPS]
Huh?
Ow.
Pesky insect.
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
Ah-ah-oof.
[GIGGLING]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUMBLES, GROWLS]
Oh. Uh?
[GRUNTING]
[MUTTERING]
[GIGGLES, GRUNTS]
Ugh.
Huh? Ha-ha.
Gotcha!
[GASPS]
[GROANING]
F-f-f-f-f-fairy?
[MUMBLING]
"Fable." "Fawn."
"Fangface."
Yes. "Fairy."
"If a mortal catches
a fairy on Halloween,
the fairy's magic can be stolen
using the following spell."
[CACKLES]
[CLEARS THROAT]
By the fearful powers of
Halloween night
Give to me this fairy's light
[GASPS]
[CHORTLES]
[LAUGHING]
[]
[BIRD CAWS]
Here we are, Scoob.
Last house on the block.
Oh.
SHAGGY:
Boy, you said it.
Talk about a kooky crib.
SHAGGY:
"Mr. Gibbles'
Genuine Magic Shopp-ee."
Ha. There's nothing
to be afraid of, Scoob.
Ha-ha-ha.
It's just more
Halloween hogwash.
Oh. Hee-hee.
Hee-hee-hee-hee.
[GATES CREAK]
BOTH:
Huh?
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
[GULPS]
But, like,
shouldn't we have
knocked first?
Yeah.
we should've
knocked.
Like, check out this creep-show
convenience store.
Hey, Scoob.
Like, just call me
Merlin the Mostest Magician.
[GIGGLES]
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
[CONTINUES BLOWING]
[GIGGLES]
[GASPING]
[GROWLS]
[GASPS]
[CHUCKLES]
[YELPS]
What is it,
Scooby-Doo?
Magic mirror.
Magic mirror!
A magic mirror?
Come off it,
Scoob. Ha-ha.
What are you, afraid
of your own shadow?
[THUNDER CRASHING]
BOTH:
Yikes!
MAN:
Who dares speak
of the shadows
on Halloween night?
[BOTH GASP]
A wizard must be careful
with his words.
[GULPS]
Our bad.
Like, we're new here.
Yeah. New here.
Always delighted to meet
new customers. Always, always.
Welcome to Mr. Gibbles',
where the magic is real
at prices that
are unreal.
[]
Sorry. But you got us
all wrong.
Like, we're not customers.
We're consumers.
Like,
trick or treat.
Trick or treat.
Trick or treat, eh?
Well, then...
I choose "trick."
Huh?
Huh?
Witches and warlocks
Ghosts and ghouls
One night a year
They break all the rules
You never know
Who's at the door
On Halloween night
Spirits from the shadows
Creeping into the light
Werewolves howl
[HOWLS]
And vampires take a bite
[CACKLING]
That's scary.
Don't you know
There's still hope?
Take it from me
You can have protection
For a nominal fee
Tonight, the dark and light
Unite
A magical mystery
Spell books, potions
They fly off the shelves
We offer a discount
To trolls and elves
When danger's at the door
On Halloween night
If you master magic
You can put up a fight
Face your fears
The power's here
At Gibbles'
The price is right
[KNOCK
ON WINDOW]
Mr. Gibbles.
Mr. Gibbles, please.
Please open up.
I need your help.
Galloping ghosts.
Fairy Princess Willow.
[BOTH GULP]
F-f-fairy Princess?
Fairy Princess?
Your Highness.
What are you doing here?
Please listen. There
isn't much time.
An evil magician has
stolen my fairy powers.
You must close the shop
before he finds me here.
Close my magic shop?
On Halloween night?
Heh-heh. Oh, another one
of your pixy pranks.
This is no prank.
Please, you must hurry
before it's too late.
Speaking of "late,"
like, don't bother
showing us the door.
If there's one thing we know,
it's how to make an exit.
[RUMBLING]
[BOTH GASP]
[CACKLING]
Mr. Gibbles'
Genuine Magic Shoppe.
My, what an impressive
emporium.
Mind if I have
a quick look around?
I'm sorry. We were
just closing for the night.
Uh, perhaps you can
come back next year?
I've waited long enough.
Mirror, mirror, tall and sleek
Show me the fairy that I seek
[TICKING]
[]
Ah.
There you are.
[GASPS]
Fickle fairy.
Thought you could escape
while my back was turned?
Ugh. Typical mortal.
Stealing my fairy magic
isn't enough?
Once you have a little power,
all you want is more,
more, more.
[CHUCKLING]
I know.
Isn't it marvelous?
Now, obey
your master.
[CHANTS IN FOREIGN
DIALECT]
[SCREAMS]
No!
[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
Old fool.
Ears of fuzz, tail of cotton
Powers of good
Meet the powers of rotten
[SCREAMS]
Now, hop along.
I'll just pick up
a few things
while I'm here.
[SNICKERING]
[CACKLING]
Zoinks. Don't
look now, Scoob,
but I think the
"Not-So-Amazing" Krudsky
just got his act together.
Don't worry, lads.
We may yet save the Fairy
Princess and Halloween.
I've still got a few tricks
up my sleeve.
[GULPS]
Like, that's not his sleeve.
Uh-oh.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Like, we'd love to
stick around,
but I just remembered,
Scoob and I are
deathly allergic
to magical talking rabbits.
Uh-huh.
[BOTH SNEEZING]
Crystal burning
Bright with fire
Future secrets I desire
DAPHNE:
Oh, Scooby-Doo. Where are you?
BOTH:
Huh?
[KRUDSKY CACKLING]
KRUDSKY:
This shall
teach you
to meddle in the affairs
of magicians.
[SCREAMING]
[INSANE CACKLING]
[GROANING]
[CACKLING]
[HOWLING]
SCOOBY-DOO:
Oh-ho-ho.
Oh, no.
Zoinks!
Oh, ho-ho-ho!
Like, that magical maniac
just gave the gang
an extreme monster makeover.
No, my friends. It is
the future you have seen.
Huh?
What?
Like, the future?
As in, stuff that
hasn't happened yet,
and therefore might be changed
if we embark on a perilous quest
to alter the hand
of destiny?
Like, that kind
of future?
Something like that, yes.
[BOTH GULP]
Like, I was
afraid of that.
Yeah. Me too.
We must act
quickly.
See for yourselves.
The magic scepter of the great
Goblin King himself.
BOTH:
G-g-great Goblin King?
[TEETH CHATTERING]
Don't you see?
Krudsky has stolen the light
magic from Princess Willow.
Now he only needs the dark magic
of the Goblin Scepter
to complete his power.
Okay. Like, that
doesn't sound so bad.
Not so bad?
It would destroy
the very balance
of the supernatural order.
Huh?
Hm?
This world would fall
into chaos,
and the powers of
Halloween night
would rule here forever,
turning everyone into
horrible Halloween monsters,
just like your friends.
Well, when you put it
that way...
Oh.
You must travel to the land
of the Halloween spirits.
There you will seek
the hidden castle
of the great Goblin King.
Sneak into the castle
undetected,
grab the Goblin Scepter,
and make your escape
before the stroke of midnight.
[GRANDFATHER CLOCK CHIMES]
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
Like, is that all?
Scoob, old buddy.
Like, next year,
what do you say
we just skip Halloween
and go right on
to Thanksgiving?
[WHIMPERING,
CRYING]
[]
I wish there was more I could
do for you. But take these.
They should serve you well
on the other side.
SHAGGY:
A deck of cards?
These are magic cards.
Hold one out like so
and read the inscription.
Like, "demented
disguises."
Huh?
Hey. Check it out,
Scoob.
Like, our very own
monster mash-up.
Cool.
[SNICKERS]
[LAUGHS]
Marvelous.
You'll have no trouble
blending in now, eh?
Let's try
another one, Scoob.
Okay.
No, no, no.
You have to save them
for emergencies.
Each card can be
used only once.
And be careful.
Each magic spell lasts
but a short time.
[RUMBLING]
BOTH: Huh?
[TRAIN WHISTLE SOUNDS DISTANTLY]
Speaking of time, you've
got a train to catch.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLARES]
[WHISTLING]
SHAGGY:
Like, check out
that freaky freight train.
SCOOBY-DOO:
Yeah. Freaky.
Attention. Afterworld Express
with one-way,
nonstop service to:
Sleepy Hollow,
Hangman's Corner,
and Ghost Central
Station.
Scoob, old buddy,
I think we're in for
the ride of our afterlives.
Oh. One last thing.
Whatever happens,
you must return by sunrise
or be trapped in
the spirit world forever.
Back by sunrise,
trapped forever. Uh, got it.
[GULPS]
But, like,
how are we supposed to
get back?
Oh, dear. I hadn't
thought about that.
Huh?
Huh?
[WHISTLING]
[]
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLARING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
Zoinks.
Don't look now,
Scooby-Doo,
but, ho-ho, I think
we're riding
on the Grim Reaper
railroad.
[GHASTLY LAUGHTER]
Like, stop the train.
[BELL CHIMES]
Ha-ha! We want off
this loco locomotive.
[WHIMPERS]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[GHOSTLY CACKLING]
[BOTH KISSING GROUND]
[LAUGHS]
Like, we made it, Scoob.
We're on the ground.
The sweet,
sweet ground.
[CHUCKLES]
[BOTH KISSING GROUND]
[IN BRITISH ACCENT]
You there.
What you think
you're doing, eh?
Trying to sneak
into my boneyard
while my back
was turned?
I think our disguises
have lost their charm.
[BOTH GASP]
Oh. A couple of wiseacres, eh?
Believe me, laddies,
you don't want to
see my bad side.
[GROWLING]
[GROWLING]
[HOWLING]
Zoinks!
[WHIMPERING]
[GROWLING]
Like, this being
your bad side?
[ROARING]
Time for a late-night snack.
Like, hold on.
Uh, you wouldn't eat
a fellow werewolf, would you?
Huh?
Observe.
[SNIFFS]
[WHIMPERS]
[GROWLS]
[ROARING]
[GROWLING]
[LAUGHS]
Stone me.
It's one of me
own brethren.
Come on, then.
Come on.
[]
Sorry about
the rough reception, mate.
Gotta keep out
the riffraff now, don't we?
[LAUGHS]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Whew.
Oh.
[HORN BLOWING]
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
[INDISTINC CHATTERING]
Zoinks.
Like, this is one
whacked out
watering hole.
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah,
blah, blah.
Boo. Boo-hoo-hoo.
[LAUGHS]
Okay, Scoob. Like,
just be cool.
Yeah.
[GULPS]
Be cool.
Like, great party,
huh?
[LAUGHS]
So, uh, what's
a nice ghoul like you
doing in a place
like this?
[SNAKES HISS]
Zoinks!
Like, forget I asked.
[BAND PLAYS JAZZY MUSIC]
Gather round
Here underground
And listen to a song
We can rock this joint
Till dawn
If you sing along
ALL: Hey!
What goes bump in the night?
ALL:
We go bump in the night
This time of year
The coast is clear
To cause a terrible fright
ALL:
We go bump in the night
It'll be out of sight
GIRLS:
We come out for a bite
ALL:
Tonight, we toast
To ghouls and ghosts
Who haunt the pale moonlight
Whoo
What goes bump
in the night?
ALL:
We go bump in the night
[UNINTELLIGIBLE MUMBLING]
We go bump in the night
[SNICKERING]
[GASPS, SNICKERS]
So if you're new
Here's what
You do
Take your turn and sing
Like, anybody know
The way
To the castle
Of the Goblin King?
[MUSIC STOPS]
ALL:
Goblin King?
[SHRIEKS]
[ALL SCREAM]
[SCREAMS]
[CROAKING]
[SCREAMS]
[SHRIEKS]
Like, was it something
we said?
GOBLIN 1:
Goblin patrol!
GOBLIN 2:
Hold it right there.
Ooh. You've
done it now, boys.
No one dares speak
of the Goblin King.
Ooh! Ow!
What'd you do that for?
You said "Goblin King."
Ow! Hey.
Don't say
"Goblin King."
You said it first.
Did not. You started it.
No, I have a right to.
You said it first.
[QUIETLY]
Come on, Scoob.
Right now is our chance
to vamoose.
GOBLIN 2: Wait--
GOBLIN 1: You said it first.
I can do what I want,
because I'm the first one in.
Hang on there.
Just where do you think
you're going?
It's off to the goblin
dungeons for you.
CREATURE:
Come on, the party's
just getting started.
So tell me, goblin boy,
is this a private fight,
or can anybody join in?
Like, why not?
Ha. The more the scarier.
[LAUGHS]
Step aside, you.
Nobody messes with
the Shadow Goblins.
Ooh. What are you gonna do,
breathe on me?
[CACKLES]
If you wanna go
a few rounds
with old Jack O' Lantern
right here, right now,
let's rumble.
Oh, oh, oh-- Hey--
Hey, come on,
take it easy there, Jack.
Come on, we're only
doing our jobs. Please.
Wait till we tell
the Goblin King about this.
You're gonna be
in so much trouble.
Shut it, will you?
Hey, what'd I say?
You said "Goblin King."
You got me-- You wanna
get me in trouble.
You're the one
in trouble.
You're the one that
says it all the time.
JACK:
Hey, come on.
This place is dead. Ha-ha.
[]
[LAUGHING]
You better watch it.
The last thing
you want tonight
are those good-for-nothing
goblins coming after you.
But I gotta
give you props.
[LAUGHS]
The Goblin King's
castle?
What a riot. You guys
are whacked. I love it.
[LAUGHING]
So, like, does that
mean you'll help us?
Look, you guys
crack me up,
but I can't
hang with you.
I got my own deadline
tonight.
See my candle?
[]
That's how long I got
to get my Halloween on.
Once it burns out,
I'm burned out.
You know what
I'm saying?
[HORSE WHINNYING]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[WHINNYING]
[BOTH GASP]
Like, who's the creep
with the missing cranium?
The Headless
Horseman.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[WHINNYING]
I am so tired of
working with this guy.
Quick, y--
You gotta help me.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[]
[HORSE WHINNYING]
[SNORTS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[SCREAMS]
Zoinks!
[YELLING]
[WHINNIES]
[BOTH YELL]
[WHINNIES]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
"Shield of safety."
[GIGGLING]
[WHINNYING]
[YELLS]
Huh?
[YELPS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[PANTING]
"Wall of gnome!"
[GIGGLING]
[ALL YELLING]
"Force of flowers."
"Clown calamity."
"Baby on a frog."
[CROAKING]
[WHINNIES]
[YELLING]
Oh, the magic cards.
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[PANTING]
[WHINNIES]
[YELLS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Scooby-dooby-doo!
Ow. Ooh-ooh. Ow.
I got him.
[WHIMPERING]
[WHINNYING]
[]
JACK:
Head for the covered bridge.
It's our only chance.
[JACK SCREAMING]
[HORSE SNORTS]
[YELLING]
Zoinks. Like,
why did he stop?
Well, duh. That's
the Horseman's one fatal flaw:
He can't cross
covered bridges.
[WHINNIES]
Ha-ha.
Like, I guess it's true
what they say:
"It's tough to get 'a head'
in this town."
[ALL LAUGHING]
[]
FREDDY:
Shaggy, Scooby.
Huh. Guess they're
not here either.
This place is deserted.
Not quite. Look.
[]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the most dreadful
goblin of all?
What wizard
dare disturb
the great Goblin King?
[ALL GASP]
Greetings, your royal awfulness.
The Amazing Krudsky,
at your service.
Foolish mortal.
To what purpose
do you summon
the ruler of
the goblin hordes?
Say hello to my little
fairy friend.
[GASPS]
Fairy Princess Willow.
Jeepers. A real-life fairy.
Maybe Krudsky's magic
is real after all.
But that's
impossible.
Rational mind...
shutting down.
Ooh.
What loathsome
trickery is this?
No tricks. Only a trade.
Meet me at the clock tower,
midnight...ish.
There I shall
release her to you
in return for
your Goblin Scepter.
Most foul and wicked wizard.
You tempt powers
beyond your grasp.
[GROWLS]
You shall regret this.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Soon, all the powers
of Halloween
shall be mine.
And then I'll show
that scruffy slacker
and his mangy mutt,
Scooby-Doo,
a magic trick
they'll never forget.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[]
Shaggy and Scooby
are in big trouble.
We've gotta find them before
that whacked-out warlock does.
And what about that
adorable little fairy?
We can't just let that icky
Goblin King take her away.
Right, Velma?
[GROANING]
[LIPS SMACKING]
Oh, no.
Velma's fried.
All this must have
overloaded her rational brain.
Then it's up to us, Daphne.
We've gotta get over to that
clock tower before midnight
and set a trap
for that magic maniac.
Come on.
[]
[CREATURE SCREECHING, CAWING]
End of the line,
guys.
There's the witch's hut,
just like I promised.
Look, I gotta bounce,
but they can help you
find the Goblin Castle.
You know, assuming they don't,
uh, eat you first.
Eat us?
Eat us?
Are you sure you won't
come with us, Jack?
Sorry, guys. But those old bags
take one look at me and,
splat, I'm pumpkin pie.
You know what I'm saying?
But, like, how are we gonna
get along without you?
We haven't got
any magic left.
Yeah. How?
Are you kidding?
You guys rescued me
from the "Brainless"
Horseman, hello?
That took
real courage.
And everybody
knows courage
is the most powerful
magic of all.
Like, I hate to
tell you,
but that wasn't courage.
That was panic.
Hey, whatever you call it,
it's working for you.
Keep it unreal,
and happy Halloween!
[]
[SIGHS]
[LIQUID BUBBLING]
Boil and bubble,
toil and trouble
If it's too weak,
then make it a double
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[MEOWS]
[LAUGHING]
For once in our lives,
Scoob, like,
I hope we're
too late for supper.
It is very rude
to linger in doorways.
[BOTH GRUNT]
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
Eye of snake
and tongue of rat
Pie of rhubarb, wing of bat
[LAUGHING]
There, now.
It's almost ready.
Here. Taste.
Uh. Uh, no, thanks.
I'd really rather--
Mm?
Boy. Do I feel sluggish
all of a sudden.
Zoinks!
Hmm. I knew it.
Not enough
dragon's tooth.
Uh-oh.
[MEOWS]
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
Meow.
[LAUGHING]
Like, hang on, Scoob.
We gotta make a beeline
from this feline.
[MEOWING]
[PANTING]
No. No, no, no.
This will never do.
Ohh. Hm? Oh.
Quite right.
More meat on them
this way.
Come, my sweets.
We'd just love to
have you for dinner.
[WITCHES LAUGHING
MANIACALLY]
[BOTH GASP]
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Wish we could stay,
but you see,
we just stopped in
to ask for directions.
Uh-huh.
Yes. We can
guide you to
the hidden lair
of the Goblin King.
But first,
you must help us.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[]
There are bad omens
everywhere tonight.
Some dark force
has upset
the supernatural
balance.
Catastrophe rides
on the wind.
I'm afraid I've had to cancel
my midnight ride.
Naturally, my magic broomstick
is devastated.
BOTH:
M-m-m-m-magic broomstick?
Poor thing. He was
so looking forward to it.
It's very bad
to break
a magic broom's
spirit.
Once broken, they are
never the same again.
All right, Broomy.
Enough moping.
These nice boys are going to
take you out for a spin.
Aren't you, boys?
Scoob, old buddy, like,
why do I get the feeling
that we're the ones
about to get spun?
Oh, no.
Now, hold on tight.
Lean forward for faster,
back to slow down.
And watch out. He's got
a wild streak in him.
Just loves to take off
on you. But don't let him.
Like, got all that,
Scoob?
No.
[WHIMPERS]
Here, you'll need this
to get inside the castle.
It's magic potion.
My own secret
recipe,
made from Scratch.
Poor old
Scratch.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Take them to
the Old Oak Grove.
From there,
the fairies will
guide you to
the Goblin Castle.
But beware.
It's a hideous place
filled with the most horrible
monsters imaginable.
And do write.
[]
[BOTH YELLING]
[BANGING]
Hm.
Hm.
[LAUGHS]
Hey, Scoob.
I think we're getting
the hang of this thing.
Scooby-dooby-doo!
[CHUCKLING]
Hey, look. Ha.
Let's shoot 'em down.
Bring out
the goblin blaster.
[]
[SIREN WAILING]
[BOTH GASP]
Get 'em. Get 'em.
BOTH:
Whoa!
[YELPS]
[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]
[BOTH YELPING]
Fire.
[SHAGGY SCREAMING]
[GASPS]
SHAGGY:
Mayday. Mayday.
We're going down.
[SCOOBY-DOO HOWLING]
[]
[WHIMPERS]
Hmm?
[CONFUSED WHIMPER]
[BOTH GRUNT]
Oh.
Huh?
Hmm?
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH:
Ooh.
[]
[GULPS]
Like, are we dead?
VOICE 1:
Hee-hee-hee!
Of course you're not dead.
VOICE 2:
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
You big sillies.
Hee-hee-hee!
Name's Sparkplug.
[YELPS]
I'm Honeybee.
[WHIMPERS]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
And I'm Tiddlywink.
Welcome to
the City of the Fairies.
[]
[GASPS]
Look over here.
Your broomstick.
SHAGGY:
Oh, no. Poor Broomy.
[HOWLS]
Broomy.
Don't worry.
[WHISTLES]
A little fairy magic will
have him fixed up in no time.
[]
Wow. Ah-ha-ha!
Like, who knew fairies
could be so friendly?
SPARKPLUG:
Of course.
TIDDLYWINK:
We fairies use only good magic,
balancing out
all the bad magic
used by the Shadow Goblins.
But tonight, the balance
is shifting.
I fear something terrible
is happening.
We know all about it.
If we can catch a lift
to the Goblin Castle,
we may be able to stop it.
We can show you
the way,
but you'll never
get inside.
The castle will be
crawling with guards
for the Goblins' Rave.
BOTH:
G-G-G-Goblins' Rave?
Yeah. She's
right.
You'll never
get in.
It's totally the biggest
party of the year.
You don't say.
[LAUGHS]
If there's one thing
we know how to do,
it's crash
a party.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
[THUNDER CRASHING]
[]
HONEYBEE:
The Goblin Graveyard
hides the secret entrance,
but it's only
a one-way trip.
[BELL DINGS]
[RUMBLING]
SPARKPLUG:
Express elevator going down.
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
Like, on second thought,
maybe we should
just take the stairs.
FAIRIES:
In you go.
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
HONEYBEE:
Bye-bye.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[]
SHAGGY:
Zoinks! Like, first floor,
creepy Goblin Castle.
[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]
GOBLIN 1:
Come on. Back up.
Knock it off, knock it off.
You, get a shower.
You stink.
You ain't on the list,
you ain't getting in.
[CACKLES]
Losers.
[MOANING, YELLING]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYING INSIDE]
Okay, Scoob.
[HISSING]
Here goes.
Over the lips
and past the gums.
Look out, stomach. You're
not gonna like this.
[GULPING]
[WHIMPERS]
Oh, boy.
[GULPING]
[GRUMBLING]
SHAGGY [FALSETTO]:
Hee-hee-hee-hee!
Hello, boys.
BOTH:
Huh?
[GOBLINS OOHING, AHHING]
Hello.
[GIGGLING]
[BOTH WHOOPING AND HOWLING]
[LAUGHING]
Hello, pretty ladies.
[CACKLES]
Hi, gals. Heh.
We-- We, uh--
We don't see
your kind around here
too often.
[SNICKERS]
Oh. Ha-ha-ha!
I bet you say that to
all your goblin girlfriends.
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHING]
We just love
goblin parties.
Like, tell me,
gruesome.
[]
Any chance you could
sneak us in?
[CHUCKLES]
Well, uh, I don't know, uh...
All right. All right.
I'm gonna get in trouble
for this, but...
in you go.
Like, thanks, you big,
horrible thing, you.
[]
She had it all going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But
did you see her friend?
[SMOOCHES, BLOWS]
[GIGGLES]
Ew. What a dog.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[GOBLINS LAUGHING]
GOBLIN 3:
Rock 'n' roll, baby.
Rock 'n' roll.
It's midnight tonight.
It's Halloween.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Shaggy, look.
SHAGGY:
That must be
His Royal Rottenness himself.
And look. There's
the Goblin Scepter.
Zoinks! Only five minutes
till midnight.
We gotta grab the scepter
and hightail it out of here.
Like, on the count
of three. Ready?
One, two...
three.
Well...
hello, my lovelies.
[]
[GRUNTS]
Don't be
shy, now.
Let's have a dance.
Dance? Now?
Hit it.
[GOBLINS CHEER]
[PLAYING JAZZ]
[WHIMPERS]
GOBLIN 4:
Swing it, boys!
Yeah, dig that sound
From underground
They're gettin' down
In Goblin Town
Where wrong is right
It's out of sight
We sleep all day
And dance all night
WOMEN:
Goblin oogie-boogie
It's the biggest
Night of the year
Goblin oogie-boogie
Baby, Halloween is here
[ALL WHOOP]
Goblin oogie-boogie
Oogie-boogie-woogie
[MAN SCATTING]
Tonight, you're gonna
Get your chance
To get out on the floor
And dance
Zoinks!
[NORMAL VOICE]
Like, only one minute
till midnight, Scoob.
We do our voodoo
On Halloween night
WOMEN:
As the bassists
Slap in time
You're gonna flip
When you hear the rhyme
Flap your wings
And stamp your feet
In your bones
You can feel the beat
Goblin oogie-boogie
GOBLIN 4:
Get your groove
And give a cheer
Goblin oogie-boogie
And the king
Will take it from here
Huh?
Uh-oh.
[GULPS]
What's this?
[SMOOCHES]
[GIGGLING]
[SPITTING]
Way to go, Scoob,
old buddy. Ha!
Gangway.
Impostors.
Seize them!
[GOBLINS CHATTERING]
Oh.
Left turn, Scoob.
Right turn,
Scoob.
Whoa!
Like, dead end.
[GOBLINS CACKLING,
SCOOBY WHIMPERS]
Who dares disrupt
the Goblins' Rave?
Like, don't
mind us.
We were just
leaving.
Whoa!
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
[CLOCK CHIMING]
Then the goblin hour
has arrived.
[]
You are free,
my minions.
[GOBLINS CHATTERING, CACKLING]
Go forth this night,
and let goblin mischief reign!
[CACKLING]
[CHAINS CLANKING]
[GOBLIN 1
CHUCKLING]
O great one,
what you want
we should do with them?
Ha-ha! Yeah. What do
we do? What do we do?
Take them to the tower dungeon.
T-t-t-tower dungeon?
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Like, any chance we could
put in for an upgrade?
Enough talk.
Be thankful that I have more
urgent matters to deal with.
Take them away.
[BOTH WHINING]
[]
[CLOCK CHIMING]
Show yourself, wicked warlock.
Greetings,
Your Majestic Malignancy.
Thank you for coming.
I do so admire
your punctuality.
Show me the princess
or be destroyed.
[CHUCKLING]
You wouldn't dare
use magic against me
so long as I have her
under my spell.
Why, here she is now,
unharmed,
as promised.
And now, if you please,
the Goblin Scepter.
Beware, mortal.
You know not the powers
you are dealing with.
Jeepers.
Shh!
Blah-bity-blah-blah-blah.
Cough it up already.
[GROWLS]
So be it.
[GIGGLING]
[]
Now, Daphne!
[GRUNTS]
[YELPS]
[GASPS]
[YELLS]
Gotcha.
[CACKLING]
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Amazing Krudsky,
version 2.0!
[]
Well, well.
Look at the big, bad
Goblin King.
Release me at once.
I'll take over
from here, junior.
No!
[HONKING]
Hm-hm-hm. Now. Who's next?
Okay.
That was not
part of the plan.
Run for it!
[]
Shadow Goblins,
have your fun.
Halloween has
just begun.
[GOBLINS CHATTERING]
SHAGGY:
Boy, Scoob,
did we screw up this time.
Like,
game over.
Yeah.
Game over.
Now we'll never
make it back before sunrise,
and be trapped in
the spirit world forever.
Still, we gave it
one heck of a try,
didn't we, Scoob?
We did?
I mean, think about
how far we came.
That took courage,
stamina, brains.
And, like, those are
things we don't have.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
[SIGHS]
I just wish we had
one more chance
to save the day.
HONEYBEE:
Did somebody say "wish"?
[]
TIDDLYWINK:
Lucky for you, granting wishes
is what we do best.
Hey. Our fairy friends.
[LAUGHS]
Like, we're saved.
Yippee!
Hey. Good
for you guys.
[BOTH SCREAM]
Well, come on.
Your ride is here.
[]
Whoa! Hoo-hoo!
[WHIMPERING]
Shaggy, look.
Broomy. You're
back in action.
[LAUGHS]
Come on, Scoob. Like,
we're going for the sweep.
[]
What's up, dog?
[CACKLES]
Jack.
You came back.
Hey, there's still a little fire
left in this old pumpkin.
[CACKLES]
Come on. Let's carve.
[JACK CACKLING]
SCOOBY-DOO:
Whoo-hoo!
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
Tonight, Halloween is
under new management.
All hail
the Goblin King.
What is your command,
O great one?
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Hm.
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
How about...
a little
target practice?
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
[GROANS]
What's happening?
Where am I?
Hm-hm. Not so fast.
[BRAKES SQUEALING]
Jinkies.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present...
the Monstrous Machine.
DAPHNE:
Look out.
The van's coming apart.
[ROARING]
Whoa. Now, that is
something
you just do not do
to a guy's van.
[ALL SCREAMING]
FREDDY:
Run!
H-head for the carnival.
[BRAKES SCREECH]
Jinkies.
[ROARS]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
Ah.
BOTH [SCREAMING]:
Freddy!
[FREDDY SCREAMING]
[GROANS]
[BOTH GROANING]
[CLUNK]
DAPHNE:
Jeepers. We're stuck.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[KRUDSKY LAUGHING]
This shall teach you
to meddle in the affairs
of magicians.
Do something,
Freddy.
I am doing
something.
I'm panicking.
Oh, Scooby-Doo.
Where are you?
[]
[CRIES OUT]
[CACKLING]
[CRYING OUT]
[CACKLING]
[HOWLING]
[LAUGHING]
Whoo!
At last. My magic powers
are complete.
Who could dare stop me now?
SCOOBY-DOO:
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[]
Huh?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
[GROWLS]
Take that.
[GRUNTING]
Hang on.
We're coming around.
[SCOOBY LAUGHS]
Here we go, Jack.
Yee-haw!
[SCREAMS]
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
Ha-ha-ha. Like,
nice catch, Scoob.
[CRYING OUT]
Ooh. Scoob?
Zoinks.
Mm?
Oh. I've had it up
to here with you...
meddling meddlers.
The Goblin Scepter
is mine. Let me have it.
[CHUCKLES]
You heard the man, Scoob.
Like, let him
have it.
Okay.
I hate you.
[CRYING OUT]
[GASPS]
Like, who says you can't
teach an old dog new tricks?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
[HOWLING, GASPS]
[BOTH YELL]
Oh, thank heavens.
[VELMA GASPS]
Look, gang.
The spell is broken.
I'm free.
Uh-oh.
But not for long.
[CAWING]
[WHIMPERS]
Huh?
Yikes.
I got you, Scoob.
You ham-fisted hecklers.
Just wait until I--
I--
[GASPS]
Trick or treat.
[SCREAMS]
No!
Princess Willow...
the trouble you have caused
this night is inexcusable.
I know. And
I'm sorry, Daddy.
ALL:
Huh?
Daddy?
I shouldn't have
snuck out early,
and I'll never do it
again, I promise.
As of now, you are officially
grounded for one year.
But I'm awfully glad
to have you back,
my little princess.
Mwah.
So...all's
forgiven, then? Huh?
[STUTTERING]
You know, Krudsky. You really
are my kind of guy.
Really?
You mean, you'll help me
with my career?
Let's just say,
where you're going,
you'll have lot of time
to practice your act.
[SQUEALS]
[CACKLING]
No. I don't wanna go back yet.
Aw. Do we have to? Ahh.
Come on.
[GOBLINS SCREAMING]
[]
Poor old Jack.
He's all burnt out
for another year.
Looks like our time
is up.
We'd best say
our goodbyes now.
BOTH:
Goodbyes?
Come along,
Broomy.
It's time we got
you home.
Great job,
my young wizards.
Be sure to stop by
the magic shop next year.
Your Majesty, if you please.
Hey, hey! What do
you say?
Jack lives to see
another day.
[CHUCKLES]
Yippee.
Hey-hey. Take it
easy, Scoob.
You're gonna slobber
my new candle out. Hey.
Come on, Jack.
Time to fly.
JACK:
Gotta buzz, coz.
Jack O'Lantern out!
Thank you all so much.
May the magic of the fairies
be with you.
Heh. Like, I'll never,
ever forget this.
[LAUGHS]
Me neither.
Bravest of mortals...
you shall indeed remember,
but all others must forget.
By the shining rays of dawn
All memory of this night
Begone
I want my mommy!
[]
[COCK CROWS]
Mm.
Whoa.
What just
happened?
SHAGGY:
Hey, gang.
Like, where you been?
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
We've been looking
all over for you.
Shaggy. Scooby.
What happened to you guys
last night?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
Like, you wouldn't
believe us if we told you.
[]
Well, gang, another Halloween
Carnival come and gone.
I hate to say it,
but don't you think
we're getting a little old
for this stuff, Freddy?
VELMA:
It does seem a little bit silly
to go around pretending
to believe in
monsters and magic.
Even if it is just
one night a year.
Real or unreal. Like,
what's the difference?
Ha-ha.
Like, the truth is
you never know where
your next scare
is gonna come from.
You've just gotta
find the courage
to deal with it
face to face.
[CACKLING]
Zoinks!
Like, it's that headless horror
from the Halloween world.
[GIGGLES]
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Hit it!
[JAMES BELUSHI'S
"GOBLIN OOGIE BOOGIE" PLAYING]
BELUSHI:
Swing it, boys
Hey! Dig that sound
From underground
They're gettin' down
In Goblin Town
Where wrong is right
It's out of sight
We sleep all day
And dance all night
WOMEN:
Goblin oogie-boogie
It's the biggest
Night of the year
Goblin oogie-boogie
Baby, Halloween is here
Goblin oogie-boogie
Oogie-boogie-woogie
[SCATTING]
Tonight, you're gonna
Get your chance
To get out
On the floor and dance
The beat's gonna get ya
Goblins take flight
We do our voodoo
On Halloween night
WOMEN:
As the bassists
Slap in time
You're gonna flip
When you hear the rhyme
Flap your wings
And stomp your feet
In your bones
You can feel the beat
Goblin oogie-boogie
BELUSHI:
Get the groove
And give a cheer
Goblin oogie-boogie
Baby, Halloween
Is here
Goblin oogie-boogie
You're ugly, baby
And I like you
Mm, mwah
[WALLACE SHAWN'S
"WHO'S AT THE DOOR" PLAYING]
Witches and warlocks
Ghosts and ghouls
One night a year
They break all the rules
You never know
Who's at the door
On Halloween night
Spirits from the shadows
Creeping into the light
Werewolves howl
And vampires take a bite
That's scary
Don't you mope
There's still hope
Take it from me
You can have protection
For a nominal fee
Tonight, the dark
And light unite
In magical mystery
Spell books, potions
They fly off the shelves
We offer a discount
To trolls and elves
When danger's at the door
On Halloween night
If you master magic
You can put up a fight
Face your fears
The power's here
At Gibbles'
The price is right
[RANDY CRENSHAW'S
"BUMP IN THE NIGHT" PLAYING]
SKELETON:
Gather round
Here underground
And listen to our song
We can rock
This joint to dawn
If you sing along
MONSTERS: Hey
What goes bump
In the night
We go bump
In the night
This time of year
The coast is clear
To cause a terrible fright
We go bump
In the night
INVISIBLE MAN:
That will be out of sight
FEMALE VAMPIRES:
We come out for a bite
ALL:
Tonight, we toast
To ghouls and ghosts
Who haunt
The pale moonlight
What goes bump
In the night?
We go bump
In the night
[ZOMBIES UNINTELLIGIBLY MUMBLE]
We go bump
In the night
MONSTER 1:
So if you're new
MONSTER 2:
Here's what you do
MONSTER 3:
Take your turn and sing
SHAGGY:
Like, anybody know the way
To the castle
Of the Goblin King?