Scorned Waifu (2024) Movie Script
One, two, three.
Son.
Please tell me you did not bring
that thing out on the town again?
How many times do I have to tell
you that Yua Niijima is not a thing.
She's my waifu.
Nathan...
You can't keep dating
an inanimate object.
Why can't you date a real person
like your sister, Tiffany?
Someone say my name?
Tiffany, please convince you
brother to ditch that thing
and find a real girl.
Yeah. Sorry, Mom. I
think he's a lost cause.
I think he's a lost cause.
Well, I'm sorry you can't
understand our relationship.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't know if there's a girl
out there who can date that.
Looks like he's still
in that phase, huh?
Yeah, and it's been two months since
he's been carrying that thing around.
What are we gonna do?
Honey, we made a promise
that we would support
our children in
all walks of life.
I was prepared for
every scenario.
If he was straight, gay, bi or trans,
but not dating a freaking pillow.
It's probably just a phase.
We just have to ride it out.
That's what you said six
weeks ago and here we are.
He's just trying to
figure things out.
Nobody said it was
going to be perfect.
I mean, it's like when
you're trying to get sober,
that took a lot of
time and effort, right?
Yeah.
I'm... I just want him to have
a happy and successful life.
Is that too much to ask?
And he will, okay?
We didn't even figure out our
own careers until we were 29.
He's just trying to
figure out this life.
Yeah.
I guess you're right.
But...
I still don't think he should
carry that thing around in public.
The world is pretty
open minded these days.
And even if he gets
teased a little bit,
it'll help him develop
some thicker skin, and, uh,
develop character.
Because dating a pillow is a
normal, everyday occurrence?
Where are you going?
I'm going to the
pool for a few hours.
And on the way back home, I'm
gonna pick up some dinner.
Tiffany, it's your pick
tonight. What do you like?
Fried chicken, please.
Fried chicken it is.
My mom just doesn't
get it, you know.
As I said before, you
can't let her get to you.
Some people just can't understand
other people's lifestyle, but...
maybe she'll come around.
Yeah. Maybe she will.
Have you tried
showing her the anime?
I tried to get her through
the first episode of
Magical Girl Hunting Zone,
but she just
couldn't get into it.
So, she didn't even get to see
the whole magical cast, huh?
I mean, she did get to see Yua
Niijima but not in her magical form.
Yeah. That girl kicks all sorts
of stuff when she transforms.
Anyway, I just finished
another chapter of my manga.
Do you wanna come over
and proofread it for me?
Um, yeah, I ca I can
head over right now.
Great. I can prep some pizza
rolls for us to snack on too.
Sounds good. Um,
I'll be over there.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Son?
Are you planning to
take that out again?
Yeah. Yua and I are gonna go
see Katarina for a little bit.
- Okay. Well, you don't need to bring...
- But... what?
With you.
Then Yua's gonna miss
out on the pizza rolls,
and then who knows what else.
Okay. Body pillows don't eat.
That is an inanimate object.
Yua has a big appetite
as you would know.
She needs all the energy
for when she has to battle
the magical girl hunters.
Oh, my God. Okay. That thing never
speaks. It just lays there, lifeless.
And besides, if you bring it
out again and the neighbors see,
and what if they
call the cops again?
Then let them call the cops.
It's not illegal to date a waifu.
And she's 19.
- Okay. - It's legal.
- Okay. I'm just gonna take...
- Mom...
- You're not taking it with you.
Okay. Listen. - Stop. - Listen.
Nathan, you look super fucking weird
carrying this thing around, okay?
You are... you are way
too old for this. Okay?
And it's time, it's
time to be a real adult.
So, just leave it here, please.
- Mom, stop. - Please.
Stop. No. - Mom, stop.
Mom!
How can you do this to us?
How can you...
- I didn't mean to do that.
Oh, come on. Son, I'm sorry.
Shit!
Well, that was fun.
You know, ugh, you better
not put that on social media.
This is for my
personal collection.
I just like seeing
Nathan fail at life.
Besides,
this wouldn't been able
to makeup content anyway.
You know, it really
wouldn't hurt
to record some of his
positive moments too.
My Yua's injured.
Can you help her?
Oh, no.
What happened to this girl?
My mom happened.
Hmm.
It doesn't look
too bad actually.
Come inside.
So, your mom is on the offensive,
and attacking Yua Niijima now, huh?
Well, I don't know.
It's complicated.
Like...
I tried to explain to my mom how
waifus work many times and...
it's like she forgets and
then thinks it's super weird.
She grow up from a different
generation from us. So...
You might wanna cut her
a little slack, you know.
Yeah, but it's not like I'm
hurting anybody around me.
You know I just wanna live
my life the way I choose.
You could try to find another third
dimensional girl to date again.
And take on all the baggage
that comes with that?
Things did not end
well with Megan.
I just get triggered
even thinking about it.
Listen, Megan was a
self-centered fool,
who left the relationship because she
was not mature enough to handle it.
I like the way things are now.
I have you as a best friend.
Yua helps me sleep at night.
Life is good.
You do know that
any new relationship
has an amount of
risk to it, right?
Well, yes.
I know that.
Crap!
I can't find any
thread that would work.
Might have to get
some more supplies.
Is it cool if Yua spends
a few days with me?
You know what?
I think she would like that.
Great.
Let's go finish those
pizza rolls. I'm starving.
Hey, honey. I'm
back from my swim.
The chicken is on the table.
Oh...
Oh, okay. Thanks hon. I
will be out in a second.
Just finishing up.
Okay. Sounds good.
Hmm.
So how was your day?
It was...
okay.
So, your afternoon
was pretty rough, huh?
What makes you say that?
Tiffany sent me the
video this afternoon.
Now you know how much I
messed up as a parent today.
You did not mess up, honey.
You're just doing what you
think is best for your son.
And sometimes that
doesn't always work out.
Do you ever feel like
we failed our children?
Like we messed up along the way?
Pamela...
There is no perfect way to raise
children. You could try a hundred times.
And somewhere along the
way, you will mess up.
Somewhere.
But that's okay because
that's what life is about.
It's about royally fucking up.
And then learning
from those fuck ups.
I just...
I thought they'd have successful
careers and relationships by now.
And they will.
You just have to have faith that
they will find their own happiness.
And in the end isn't that
what matters the most?
That was a little awkward, love.
Our son hates me.
My...
Come here.
Come here.
Your son still loves you, okay?
I'll talk to him in the morning.
It will be fine.
Promise.
Promise.
Now eat your chicken.
It's getting cold.
Come on.
There is a long line in
the drive thru for this.
Come on.
Is your Yua in the hospital?
Poor thing.
Well, just to let you know.
She is in the bests
hands there are.
Good morning, son.
How did you sleep last night?
Well, not the best. I didn't
have Yua with me last night.
Um...
Is mom still asleep?
Yeah, yeah. You
know your mother.
She loves her beauty
rest and, uh...
God knows she
needs it right now.
Hey, say I was wondering...
maybe you could compromise
with your mother
a little bit, and not take
that pillow out, uh...
Yua...
Not take Yua out so much.
Not you too, dad.
Really? Just until
you move out, okay?
And then you could have, a harem
of anime chicks if you will.
But it's like your
mom. She got sober.
Not just for herself,
but for the entire family.
Mom's scared you're going
to be labelled a weeb
for the rest of your life and
you'll never have a career.
Tiffany.
Show a little
sympathy, will you?
What? You don't have
to worry about me.
I have 70,000 followers
on my channel.
So, my career is on fire.
Yeah, you make makeup
tutorials for YouTube.
How original.
And what have you
done recently of note?
I've been working on...
stuff.
I'm gonna be a manga
editor one day.
What does that even mean?
Manga editors?
Well, they help aid the
process of taking original,
original Japanese content
and making it ready for republication
for you English readers.
Wow.
That is very specific.
Alright, that's enough.
Everybody just enjoy this awesome
breakfast made by yours truly.
Well, thanks for breakfast,
dad but I'm gonna head out.
By yourself?
Are you sure you'll be
okay without your waifu?
Yeah, I'll be fine. I just...
I just need to clear
my head for a bit.
Take care, son.
If you need anything,
we're here for you.
You know,
I really miss the days when
you and your brother got along.
Aren't siblings
supposed to fight?
It's free entertainment, dad.
You're welcome.
No, no, no.
Yes!
Gotcha!
Excuse me.
Are you gonna give
anyone else a turn?
Yeah, a little bit. Sorry,
I was just so into the...
Oh, dammit!
Oops.
Looks like I lost.
I'm sorry about
costing you your game
but, you were there
for 16 rounds of play.
Sixtee...
Wow.
Well, yeah, sorry, um...
This is my favorite game
in the entire place.
You see the sound
design and the graphics
are really, really
good. They're topnotch.
And I was trying to get
to the final boss but...
the game is pretty hard.
Um...
zombies do a lot
of damage, you see.
Are sure it's just the
zombies giving you trouble?
If you stick around I can show
you how much ass I can kick.
- I... - Move, move.
Alright.
Let's see what you got. - Yeah.
Zombie, move.
Okay.
Alright, top right.
Yep, yep.
The trick is to watch
for the zombie cats.
Those little meow meow bastards
will do you in for sure.
Horror games are
my gem, you know.
My goal is to play them all.
I mean, well, you do know
that there's a whole lot of
horror games out there right?
A lot.
Are you really doubting my
determination to play them all?
No. I..
I mean, I didn't say that.
What I mean to say...
there is probably more
than a thousand out there
and obviously more to come.
You don't even know how
many I've already played.
Well, it can't be all them.
Hit the tops.
Okay. I'll tell you what.
Hmm.
If you can last longer than
me in this zombie game,
then I'll let you know
how many I've played.
I-I-I should probably head out.
I, I don't, I don't think I can.
Come on. You don't
know until you try.
What do you have to lose, huh?
Okay. Alright, you're on.
Yes!
- Watch out, watch out.
- Yeah. I got them. I got them.
First place.
Whoa!
Not bad so far.
But careful, we're almost
at the zombie cats.
Don't worry, I got them.
I'm ready for them.
Come on. I thought you
said you're ready for them.
Come on. I... they got
you too, didn't they?
A little pussy to the face never
hurt anyone so bad, am I right?
- Um... - Don't lose focus now.
Right, right, right. Sorry.
Not bad, kid.
Not bad.
You can totally qualify for a
zombie apocalypse license now.
I, I don't know how
valid that would be
for today's standard but,
don't you think that
would be kinda useless?
Well, maybe now, yes, but,
you never know what kind
of apocalypse will pop-up.
I mean we had that wild pandemic
just over a year ago, so...
Well, I guess you're
right. But, um...
since I did win,
uh...
how many horror games
have you played?
I will deliver my promise,
but,
another day.
Whoa.
Why not? I mean...
By the way, my name is Luna.
Um...
Oh, okay. My name is Nathan.
There you go, Yua.
All better now.
Jesus!
Hey, Tiffany. Is Nathan here?
Um...
yeah, I think he's in his room.
Cool. Could you let him
know Yua Niijima is here?
Sure.
Nathan, your waifu's here.
Don't keep her waiting.
Wow.
Look at Yua's all patched up.
Let me see. Let me
see. Let me see.
Oh, my gosh.
She looks brand new,
how did you do it?
Magic, of course.
Only the best treatment
for my magical girl, Yua.
I knew she was in the
best hands with you.
Thank you so much.
You are very welcome.
Uh... oh!
Um...
anyway, I gotta go
to my family's event.
But, uh, do you wanna hangout
at my place tomorrow night?
Yeah. Of course.
I could be there.
And again, thank you so
much for healing her.
- Take good care of her. - Okay.
Alright, bye. I'll
see you later.
I'll see you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
It is good to have
you back, Yua.
You look so good.
Yua, you wouldn't
believe the day I've had.
No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't.
I was at the arcade, right?
Then this weird girl
she just comes up to me.
And tells me her
insane goal of...
of playing every single
horror game there was.
Can you believe that?
But I'm not gonna lie, she...
she was kinda cute.
Can you believe that?
Hey.
Hey. Whats up, mom?
I...
I am really sorry
about the other day
with your pillow
or...
with Yua.
Uh, well, Katarina
already fixed her. So...
she's all good to go.
Everything's alright.
Thank you though.
Oh.
Okay.
So?
How did it go?
It was...
too easy.
I thought he'd be more upset.
Well, you know what they say,
you're born to forgive.
Just gotta learn to let it go.
I guess you're right.
Oh...
- Are you... - Just fine.
- You okay?
Oh, God.
Oh.
What the?!
Are you...
Kat.
Will you stop knocking already?
I'm coming.
Kat.
Kat!
We have a problem.
A problem?
What?
Okay.
What's happening?
A girl wants to come
over to my place.
Is that it?
Yes. But, I'm freaking out.
Okay, okay.
Take a deep breath.
I will go make some tea.
Okay.
And you can tell me
what the hell I missed.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Here.
Okay.
So?
Luna texted you.
And she is coming over
to your house tomorrow.
I don't see the problem here.
What if she sees my room?
And my anime stuff?
What if she thinks I am a weeb?
Um, have you asked Luna
if she's seen any
anime or is into it?
I mean, you don't get it Kat.
She is into hardcore
horror games. There's...
no way, she would
wanna be into anime.
Okay, Nathan.
I know that Megan,
didn't like anime.
But, that doesn't mean...
- Exactly.
That's when...
That's when the relationship
started to fall apart.
But that was Megan.
Your ex is in the past.
What if Luna is a
hardcore anime fan?
You didn't think
about that, did you?
No.
Look.
I'm glad that,
Yua Niijima has been good
for you during this time.
But...
this sounds like a step
in the right direction.
And if it doesn't work out...
Then she's gonna hate me...
forever.
Okay, okay.
Take some deep
breaths.
Okay.
If it doesn't work out,
then it wasn't meant to be.
Just because the
whole world seems to
obsess about romance,
doesn't mean that you have to.
I mean, look at the
confidence you show.
When you are dating Yua
out in the world and
showing what the power of
2D lovers is all about.
Now just shift that
confidence to dating
and you'll be set.
What's with the speaker setups?
Oh, oh that?
Um, let's see.
Well, uh,
I've read online that
if you listen to music
from all four directions,
it helps you focus more.
I've been using it to
help with my manga.
Interesting.
Does it work?
Well, yeah.
Wanna see my latest work?
Yeah. I think Yua and I would,
would like that.
Great. I'm up to Chapter 14 now.
Hey, Tiff.
You have anything that needs
to go to the storage unit?
Hmm...
I think I'm good.
Alright. Well, if
you think of anything
just place it on the
kitchen table, okay?
Okay.
So,
I feel like if you had
more zombies on that scene,
it will work out even better.
Yeah. You are right.
There definitely needs to be
more tension at that part.
Anyways,
thank you for having me over.
I feel a little better.
Yes.
Be sure to call me after
your date with Luna tomorrow.
I wanna know all the details.
Yeah, that's even if
she likes me anymore.
Just embrace your anime side,
and be yourself.
Maybe introduce her to Yua.
Great.
Now we're gonna take some powder
to set everything into place.
Oh, my God.
One second, please.
Can I help you?
Hey, yeah.
Can Yua Niijima stay in
your room for a little bit?
Um, why?
Um, well,
my friend's coming
over and she doesn't
really know about
all of my anime...
Your creepy anime
obsession. I got it.
It's not that creepy.
Can you help me, please?
Yep.
That thing is not
coming into my room.
But you have so much room.
Look, so much room over there.
I don't want that
thing staring at me
with those eyes at night.
Why are her eyes so big anyway?
It's to help them show
their emotions more.
Honestly.
They look so much more cuter.
Okay. Yep. That's creepy.
Look.
Dad is making one of his
storage unit tonight.
If you want to
hide her that way.
You know what, that could work.
Thanks, Tiff.
Mm-hmm. Wait.
If you want,
maybe I can hold on
to that stick for you.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I'll put it on my
videos or something.
Okay. There you go.
This is Yua's magical wand.
So, you have to promise me
you're gonna protect it...
Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna
break your precious toy.
I'm so sorry, Yua.
We're gonna be apart for a bit.
I'm so proud of you, son.
You took your mother's
advice I see, huh?
No, well, you see.
I'm just gonna be...
Embracing change...
is one of live's
greatest challenges.
I should know.
Getting married to your
mother was no easy task.
I'm just storing her
for a little bit.
I may need her in the...
- It's progress, son.
It's progress, son.
I, I, I...
right, I guess you
could call it that.
Yeah.
Alright, cool.
Uh, do you need anything else
to go into the storage unit?
I'm about to make
my drive up soon.
No. I think this is it.
Uh... No.
Right. Cool.
Awesome.
I'mma take a fat shit right now
but if you think of
anything in the meantime,
just let me know.
Will do.
Can you
help me?
What?
Uh, okay.
Please.
I'm so
lonely.
Please.
Touch me.
Hold me.
Aren't you so proud of our son?
I, uh.
Stop sneaking up
on me like that.
Well, sorry. I'm
just so excited.
Our son is finally
making some progress.
Oh.
I am glad.
This is going to
the storage shed.
Although,
I have to admit,
I might miss it a little bit.
You know,
now that I look at her,
she is pretty cute
and we do have a king size bed.
That's not what I meant.
She it still needs to go.
I'm not sleeping with a pillow
with a young girl on it.
Young girl?
These girls are in college.
Didn't Nathan show
you the anime?
They are of legal age.
David, stop being so creepy.
Okay?
I got you.
Sorry.
Il" give you a nice new...
Hello, and welcome to
We Are the Storage.
Where we provide all you
storage needs for everyday life.
Hi, um...
I just like to
store this items in
storage unit 42, please.
You have your membership card?
Yes.
Membership card.
Thank you. Now,
please wait while we
disinfect your
items for storage.
Uh, I think she is pretty clean.
Sir, I will let you know
when the items are clean.
So, have you watched
Magical Girl Hunting Zone?
It's an anime and she's
actually one of the characters
from that show and...
Sir, I do not watch
anime as it's filled
with annoying
tropes and cliches.
Not to mention,
fan service garbage.
Now, I like watching the
golden age of cartoons.
Like Popeye, or
Looney Tunes.
Classic Disney shorts
like Steamboat Willie.
You know, like when
they actually gave
a fuck about quality.
Jeez.
What show hurt you?
That will be $59, please.
Thank you for choosing
We Are The Storage.
Where we provide all your
storage needs for everyday life.
Thank you very much.
See you in a couple of weeks.
We look forward to it, sir.
Lindsey!
Bring this bitch out to unit 42
along with this boxes.
Yeah, yeah.
Give me the keys.
How many times do you
think he's fucked this?
I don't even wanna know.
But, don't worry I
sprayed her damn good.
Yuck!
Well, I guess your
guy's got a new girl.
That's tough, girl.
That's life.
Life's a bitch.
Are you enjoying my homemade
strawberry cake, darling?
Yes. This is the best
cake I've ever had.
Thank you.
I'm glad!
All my hard work saving
the world has paid off.
So, I can hangout with you.
You did an amazing job.
You and all the
other magical girls.
So, can I ask...
why did you kick me out?
Why did you leave me?
Kick you...?
What do you mean?
It's just that, I've
entertained you 17 times now.
And you know that going
through the whole story
arc takes a lot
out of me, right?
Yua, it's just that your show
is so good that...
it deserves to be
watched multiple times.
You know?
And there are a bunch
of other guys and girls
who want to get
with me, you know.
There are?
It just breaks my heart
to see you start to
ignore our relationship.
No. Yua, I promise that is
not what's happening, okay?
You are my one and only.
It's just...
we are in different
dimensions, you know.
I've told you, Nathan
I can fix that.
I'm the most powerful
magical girl there ever was.
Tell me you'll
keep your promise?
Of course.
I will.
You better. For if you don't,
I will hate for
you to regret it.
Okay. See you later, mom.
Oh, honey.
Honey, wait.
Make sure to take this with you.
Mom, I'm not gonna
bring a gun over.
Baby.
I insist.
I-i-it's a dangerous
world out there and,
how do you know
you can trust him?
Nathan is harmless. I promise.
Okay?
But still I-I-I'll feel
safer if you took this.
If he tries to rape you,
you pull this out and
kill that son of a bitch.
Wouldn't that make me
a murderer then, mom?
Oh no.
Self-defense, baby.
Self-defense.
It's an excuse I use
and it works every time.
I'm gonna be fine.
I promise, mom.
You don't need to worry.
Until we live in a world where
they teach men not to rape,
I'm gonna continue to worry.
Okay. Fine.
Yes, girl.
Have a nice day.
Hoping you rock the day now.
Oh.
Love you.
Love you. That's my girl.
I love her.
- Hey, Nathan. - Hey, Luna.
Good to see you again.
Good to see you as well.
Would you like to come in?
Yes. Thank you.
So, this is the lair
in which you dwell?
Yes, um, I believe
most people call it...
a house.
Hmm! A house, a lair.
Same thing.
Now...
mm-hmm...
oh, that's chicken broth.
Mh-hmm. Yea
Would you like a
drink or anything?
Or something?
They say you can judge
a man based on his diet.
So, I'm doing some
research, okay?
Oh, uh...
just to let you
know, we-we may...
be...
we haven't been to
the store in a while.
So, we maybe
missing a few items.
Hmm.
Usually, we have
even more drinks and,
and meats and,
other stuff.
So, I really don't think right
now is a fair assessment.
Well,
good news.
You passed.
Ah, that hits the spot.
So, continue the tour.
Ah, yes of course my lady, um...
come on this way.
Along this aisle...
Thank you, my lord.
So...
this...
is the living room
in which we...
live
and chill.
It's a very nice setup.
- Thank you.
- And there is a piano.
Oh and a guitar.
Do you play?
No. That's just
there for decoration.
Um, my dad thinks that
people might think that we
may look classy or something.
I have no idea. - Mm-hmm.
I get it all wrong
You know, my mom,
she's in a metal band
and she wanted me to play
and continue the legacy but
I never really got into it.
- Wait. Your mom is in a metal band?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's awesome.
You bet yeah.
She's the lead
vocalist of the band,
Hunting Convulsing Murder Demon.
So, does that mean she does...
all the growls and all that?
She does.
She does. Try
living with a parent
who's growling all the time.
If my parents growl, I can't
I'll be out the house.
Yep.
But,
I'm curious.
What do you trynna do?
I mean, like what's your goal?
I wanna become a game designer
and create the scariest
game of all times.
Hence, my quest
to play them all.
And playing them,
you don't get scared
at all or anything?
Not so much anymore.
Once you know all the traps and
secrets and tricks of horror.
You can pretty much
predict what's coming next.
But,
when you do find that game
that makes you all tense and
makes you jump at
it's jump scares,
you know you found
something special there.
Sounds like you
have a serious...
dedication.
Mm-hmm.
You know it.
And speaking about games and,
you know how I beat
you that other time,
and then you just
walked off afterwards.
You never answered
that question.
True.
The one about how many
games I've played?
That's the question.
Sure.
I've beaten 313 of them.
The last being, The Evil Within.
Yeah. Impressive.
Light work.
Indeed.
The restroom is where?
Oh, it's, um,
down the hall to the left.
Thank you.
- Hey. - Hey.
What's up, how's it going?
Good.
I suspect that you wanna
continue on the tour.
Sure.
So, this is my bedroom.
In which I...
sleep, think and
then sometimes I...
do other stuff.
Other stuff?
That sounds kinda
dirty if you ask me.
Come on. Isn't that everybody's
uses of their bedroom?
Oh, so you admit it?
Yes. Okay. I do. I'm...
It smells very Fabreezy in here.
What? Are you trying to
hide a dead body or what?
No. I... it's just that...
You could check
don't check actually.
I just like clean
room, that smells nice.
Mm-hmm. I guess.
But it looks like you
used the whole bottle.
I used half the bottle,
okay? I'm not that wasteful.
Oh, shit. Um...
I'll be right back.
It sounds like my
family is home.
I didn't expect them to be home.
Just stay here and just
don't touch anything.
- Okay. - Promise me?
- Yes.
- Just don't touch anything.
Okay.
What?
You know,
I still can't believe
they don't carry the
cinnamon and brown sugar
french toast anymore.
Its a crime, I think.
No.
Let's just try getting
the classic french toast.
They always have them in stock.
Classic is disgusting
and belongs in the pier,
Mom.
Okay. Well,
you guys can try making your
own cinnamon french toast.
Ridiculous.
Hi. Um...
so, I have a friend
over right now and,
I would appreciate
it, I would love,
if you guys, you know,
chill, and quiet and,
not weird.
Excuse me.
You're the one dating
a magical anime girl
and I think that's
pretty weird, so...
Tiffany, sh-sh-
shu-shut.
Nothing about
Yua. Nothing about anime.
I'm trying to make a good
first impression here.
So...
Oh...
She's here now?
- Yes, mom she's... - Oooh.
- I'd like to keep it that way.
- Okay.
No... Not right now.
I mean, maybe later on.
Now's not the time.
Sooner or later, you'll meet...
Not now.
Later. - Okay.
Well, damn, son.
You're making even
more progress.
Consider me impressed.
Are you sure it's not just
another new body pillow?
You know what, just...
everybody just be...
like I said normal,
chill and quiet.
Don't be weird, especially you.
Normal.
I, sai-I sai...
Hey, son. You need a condom?
I don't need them. - I...
I have four.
You can have them.
No. It's fine. It's
fine. Take care.
Thank you.
Aren't you thirsty?
Oh, I could tell.
You're very thirsty.
Just one sip wouldn't hurt.
Alright...
Do you listen to two
dimensional arsenal?
The glam-metal band
that sings about waifus?
Why are you touching my stuff?
I mean, I mean,
this is just trash?
Don't touch my trash, please.
I knew something was off
the moment I stepped in here.
The empty walls and the pins
gave it away.
Oh and there's more.
No.
Oooh.
These girls are very pretty.
Please, I, uh...
Look...
I'm just gonna be
honest with you. Okay?
I am a weeb.
I like anime and I'm so
sorry if that offends you.
Why would that offend me?
Because...
just 'cause anime could
be as misogynistic,
sexual and creepy sometimes.
Okay. I get it, it's
some weird shit.
I need help.
Look, man.
Every genre of art has its
rough spots, one could say.
Even horror games.
They are not always
on the classy side of things.
Besides,
I don't hate anime.
- Wait, you don't? - No.
I have to play every
horror game remember.
That includes the
horror anime ones too, like
Corpse Party, Doki
Doki Literature Club,
and, Death End Request.
Right. I feel so stupid now.
So, this isn't a dealbreaker?
Come on, Nathan.
Read the fucking room.
I wouldn't even be here
if I wasn't interested.
So...
would you kind of...
wanna be...
Do you wanna make it official
and be my girlfriend?
Only if you tell people,
I was the one making
the first move.
Alright.
That's it.
You've earned this.
Don't you feel so
refreshed and relaxed now?
Don't let that second
bottle go to waste now.
A manga editor.
That sounds like a very
interesting career.
Yeah.
But I just can't help
but feeling like,
the failure of the family.
A failure?
For what?
Pursuing your passion?
It's just...
that everybody in the family has
found their success
in some sort of way.
And then there's me.
Hey. I don't feel that is
a fair assessment at all.
Everyone is different and
everyone has it's
strengths and weaknesses.
So, what are you saying, that...
that everything will
workout in the end?
If you think about
how lucky you are to
have what you have,
to have people around you that
care about you and
just to be alive at all then,
isn't that something
special already?
Yeah. You're right.
Plus,
we are alive during the time
when there's a whole
lot of cool anime
and horror games.
Exactly.
Besides, a lot of
horror games characters
have a very short
life span, so...
I've learned to enjoy every
little thing that
life has to offer.
Oh, shoot. It's my mom.
I should probably get going to
help her get ready for
her music video shoot.
Okay.
Well...
I'd say this was a
successful first date,
wouldn't you?
Well, I'd say it's
a six out of ten.
A six?
Hey, that's above average man.
But there's always
room for improvement.
That's true.
Here. I'll walk you out.
Here you go.
Thank you.
So, oh...
This is the girl?
Hi.
You must be Nathan's mom?
Yeah, son.
She's got a real
hooker look going on.
- Mom. - What?
I'm so sorry about that. I...
Have you been... How much
have you been drinking?
Where did you get this?
Two or three bottles.
Not that much.
You're not even
supposed to be drinking.
I can not believe this.
- Come on.
Three bottles isn't
that much. Oh my...
It's a lot especially...
It's not even a big deal.
- Hi. - Oh, God damn.
Nathan.
This pillow...
She's got a great...
Okay.
Rack on her.
Are you...
Oh!
Come on. Take her.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oooh... Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, my god.
What the hell.
Oh, my god.
I'm so...
sorry.
- No. I'm fine. I'm fine. Hey, don't worry about me.
Tiffany, can you help
me bring her to the...
to the room. I mean, I need you
please bring her
to the other room.
No, no. I'm not going anywhere
near that mess.
Just help me out for
once please, thank you.
Thank you very much.
- I'm peachy.
I'm peachy as pie. - Come on.
- I'm so... - Sorry. So sorry.
So nice to meet you.
Okay, I didn't care about
these shoes, anyways so...
Okay. Ugh.
This is my place.
Um, hey, listen.
I wanna apologize
about my mom again.
I promise she is not
always like that.
Nah. No worries.
I guess...
first dates never go as planned?
Am I right?
Yeah.
Besides, my mom is
pretty crazy too, so...
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
Oh, and I will totally
buy you new shoes.
I'll take you up on that.
Um...
were there any reasons why
your mom called me a pillow
and groped me?
Oh, that? Um...
Pssh...
I don't know.
She-she was wasted.
Right?
Yeah.
Uh, anyways...
I don't think it's
a good idea for you
to come over to my
house for a bit.
Hmm?
So?
An adventure date out
in the real world?
Yeah.
I can dig it. - Okay.
Um...
alright.
Well,
goodnight.
- Goodnight.
- I'll see you later, Luna.
Yeah. See yeah.
Just one more thing.
I sure hope this is
not a death flag.
Oh, please.
With all the horror
games you play,
I'm sure you can
survive anything.
Hey, Lisa you think you
can cover me in like,
20 minutes for my lunch?
Yeah. I got you girl.
Dammit, do you think
it's those racoons again?
Oh, my god. I swear to
god they better not be
I'll just go scare them off.
How do they keep getting
in here? I have no idea.
I think it's the sewers.
You know it doesn't smell
fishy in there for nothing.
Okay, um, I'll take
care of this and when I
get back, you go on your break?
Cool.
Are they getting
in the units now?
Alright.
Nasty little shits.
I know you're in here.
Come on out.
Tss.
Tididi...
So, there we were
playing our heaviest
hits on stage.
Ghost, demons, vampires.
And the audience is going wild.
I'm playing the
sick guitar solo.
And I look out
into the audience,
and I see the drowning lady.
You know her, right? The...
serial killer from the news
that drowns her victims?
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
Can I have your ID card please?
Oh.
Yes, deary. There you go.
DeeDee.
It's an unusual name.
Yeah. That's cause
it's metal as hell.
Then well, just wait her
while I sanitize your stuff.
You don't have to
do that, young lady.
I already cleaned
everything beforehand.
Then why does it all
smell like cat pee?
I don't have any cats.
Yo, Lisa are you almost
done with those racoons?
I am hungry.
Lisa, do you hear
me? I am hungry.
Lisa, don't tell me you
turned the volume down
too low to hear me again.
Hello?
Yo, Lisa is this
some kind of joke?
'Cause if it is,
I'm really not in the mood.
I see you.
I can't believe this.
Here our son is progressing,
and here you are regressing.
What the hell, Pamela?
Oh, I'm sorry. I...
I don't...
I don't know what happened.
I thought we agreed
that there's to be
no alcohol in this house?
And there wasn't, and then...
there was.
Oh, really?
You expect me to believe that
it just magically
appeared out of thin air?
Maybe it was one of the kids?
Don't throw us
under the bus, mom.
You know Nathan
and I don't drink.
Oh, my god.
I just want you to...
just want you to think
about the example
that you're setting
for our children.
I'm gonna go lay down.
I'm just disappointed in you.
Do you think I wanted
this to happen?
Well, clearly.
'Cause you didn't just have one,
but three bottles.
Fuck you, David.
Are you guys gonna be okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Everything's fine,
honey. It's, uh...
just a minor set back.
Nothing we can't overcome.
Um...
I think...
your mom was just
so excited that
Nathan was bringing
a real girl home
that she decided to celebrate.
And, uh...
yeah.
That's what happened.
Hey.
Um...
did everything
work out with Luna?
Yeah, yeah. She's
she's amazing.
Um...
oh, I mean,
yeah, she was cool
about the whole...
She was cool about
the whole thing.
Pretty night, huh?
Yeah.
Did not expect
mom to get wasted.
Out of nowhere.
To be honest,
things seemed kinda
rough with her and dad.
They fought, didn't they?
I mean, they've
been through worse.
And at least,
Mom didn't got
drank enough to get
passed out on the floor again.
Right?
I hope they work it out.
I'm scared they're gonna get
divorced, or something.
No. Tiff...
Tiff, that's not gonna happen.
You of all people
have seen mom and dad
work through harder
problems than this.
It's gonna take them a whole lot
more for them to get divorced.
And,
well,
if there's something
that we can do,
we'll do it.
But, if you and I work together,
we can get mom back on track.
I hope you're right.
I said,
if we work together.
Plus,
I have a good feeling that
everything will work out in the end.
Remember when you thought that
I will never date
a real girl again?
Yeah.
I thought you'll be dating
that pillow forever.
See?
The impossible can happen.
And I'm gonna go to sleep.
And you probably should to.
Thank you, Nate.
For the record,
I'm glad you stopped
dating that creepy pillow.
Yua Niijima is special, okay?
You know it and admit it.
Yes. Well,
I'm sure the pillow,
sorry, Yua,
misses you dearly.
You were right.
Your son wasn't the failure.
You were.
No!
No, no.
No.
Hey, honey.
Coming to bed?
Um...
I couldn't sleep.
Can we talk?
About what?
I was just thinking...
maybe I overreacted back there.
You know, and, uh...
maybe, maybe I haven't been...
as supportive as
I could have been.
Can you stop?
It's...
it's been such a rough day.
Alright.
Yes!
Got yeah.
Yeah. My family is kinda wild.
Yeah.
So,
you're telling me you
can't scream at all?
Hm-mmm.
I've tried, believe me. But...
for some reason my vocal cords,
just won't do it.
That's why I got into horror
games in the first place.
So, you got into horror
games as some sort
of scream therapy.
Yep.
I thought if I played
enough scary games,
I would be able to do it.
But, instead they just
made me less afraid.
I mean,
that's not such a
bad thing, right?
'Cause...
screaming isn't a
life essential skill.
Hm, unless you are my mom.
Well...
But yeah. The first time
I played a zombie game,
I had to tell my mom I was
playing Hunted Mansion.
And luckily, when she walked in
there were no zombies
on the screen.
I was just solving some
random puzzles.
But, your mom is part of
a hardcore metal band.
Does that make sense?
I know but for
some reason she was
very protective of
me when I was a kid.
And despite being
a hardcore growler,
she hates horror. She hates it.
She can definitely
scream in fear.
That reminds me of when I tried
to get my mom into anime,
she told me,
"You're too old for this.
This is too childish.
You need to grow up."
Ugh. Come on, man.
Anime can get pretty
hardcore like,
High School of the Dead.
That's one weird anime.
Not meant for little kids.
Not meant for little
kids. That's right.
I mean,
do you remember that scene where
one of the characters,
she dodges a bullet.
Oh...
With a boob.
That's true.
Speaking of which.
What is your favorite anime?
Have you ever heard of
Magical Girl Hunting Zone?
It's one of this
year's new anime.
I have not.
What's it about?
These five magical girls,
they just saved the
world from flying
space alien whales, right?
But, the government as always,
it's always the government.
The government believes
that they're too
powerful to be
around afterwards.
So, they hire assassins
to try to take them out.
Well, that usually happens after
a regular magical girl series.
Yeah, yeah. It's like,
the deconstructed
take on the genre.
So, in the show they're
in college, right?
And it takes some
dark psychology.
It's actually really good.
Plus,
it has one of the hardest core
metal
anime openings that
I've ever heard.
So,
your mom might even like it.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
I guess,
we might have to
check it out together.
Yeah. I mean,
I have the DVDs at my place.
But, I don't think
it's the best idea
for you to come over for now.
Right.
Right.
I would like to make
this pair of shoes
to last a little
longer if possible.
Can we watch it at your house?
Um, my house isn't good either.
Unless you are cool with
being interrupted by
heavy riffs and
growls.
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
Um...
Oh, you know what? We could...
probably watch it at
my friend's house.
Her name is Katarina and
she lives by herself.
Oh. She would be
cool with that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean,
she's almost as
hardcore of a fan as me.
If she says she is like even
more, don't believe her.
But, she is the nicest
person I've ever met.
And,
I'm sure she's gonna like you.
I'm gonna go text
her, so I'll be back.
Okay. Sounds good.
Hey, hon.
I'm about to step out
and get a few laps and...
Hang out?
It's,
it's getting dark.
You can't stop
this muscles baby.
Plus, it's virtually
empty in the evening. So,
I could just go all out.
I know, I just...
The water is cold
enough to kill you.
You think a little bit of
cold is gonna stop me
from living my best life
and reaching higher heights?
Then you got another
thing coming missy.
You are really crazy some times.
Not as crazy as you were
when you were drunk
the other night.
Really?
Are you fucking
serious right now?
I told you.
That wasn't my fault.
Sure, honey.
Hey, Tiff.
Yeah, what is it?
Can you,
keep an eye out on your mom?
And, uh, remember.
If you see the boozes...
Pour it down the
sink so it spills.
Yeah, I got it.
I'm not a child.
No offense honey. But
we are just trynna help.
Well, it
it feels really condescending.
No, no. It's not
like that at all.
And I, I, I know this must be
a very hard time for you.
But,
you do want to be sober, right?
Yeah.
Alright.
And we
can help you get there.
Okay?
See you later, Tiff.
Bye, have a good workout.
Um, so,
there are
about 10 different types of
deres. Well,
depending on how complex
you wanna make it.
Um, okay.
I've heard about the
Tsun Deres before.
But, are there others?
Yes. So,
Tsundere is the
most common. But,
but, there are also
Yandere,
Deredere,
Dandere, Himedere
Bakadere, Hamidere
Kuudere, Sadodere, Shundere.
Tha-that's a lot of deres.
Yeah. I know, right?
There is a lot of crazy
anime characters out there.
My favorite being uh,
One second.
Yes?
Are you talking about durps
No, Tiff. Were
talking about deres.
You know, anime art types.
Sounds like a pretty durpy
conversation if you ask me.
Did you just knock
to tell me that or?
No.
I'm looking for dad.
Have you seen him?
No. I don't know where he is.
Have you spoken to mom?
No.
I'll go look for her.
I'm sorry about that. Um,
Where were we?
No worries.
Um, anyway,
is your friend still down
to having us over, tonight?
Oh, yeah.
She is super excited to see you.
Oh, yeah?
Looking forward to it.
Mom.
I'm on the phone.
Sorry about that Nathan.
Anyway, I should get going.
Okay. See you later.
Okay.
Alright. Sounds good.
Well, I'll see you later.
Bye.
Mom. Do you know where dad is?
Hello. Mom.
Oh, Tiffany.
Um,
Your dad is, uh,
Oh, silly Pamela.
It's okay. Your husband
is running errands.
You-your dad is running errands.
Okay. Thanks for the update.
Um, hey, why? Do
you need something?
Yes.
We are running low on La Croix
I thought he would grab some, if
he is going to the stores, so.
Oh. I can get that for you.
He is in charge of
shopping because there is
booze there.
So, it's fine. We
are not out yet.
So, it's ain't big deal.
Your son will be mine.
What?
We will be married, and you
will never see him again.
No. This is not real.
You're not real,
you're not real.
Keep an eye out for
our wedding invite.
This is not real,
this is not real.
You are not...
You are not real.
Oh, I'm very real.
And I'm coming for your son.
In fact,
do you even know where he is?
Nathan.
Nathan, honey.
Are you in here?
Oooh, such a pervert.
Pervert?
How am I the pervert
in this situation?
No. Not you.
Oooh.
What.
What is happening?
Is she okay?
Did-did she drink again?
No. She is on the couch all day.
There's no booze in the house.
The door. It opened.
She just run off
into the streets.
Ah, I don't know.
What do we do?
Wait.
Dad just texted he says,
they are working through
their issues now.
And what the hell
does that mean?
That she is not alone.
Talk about strange.
Will just wait until
they come back.
Are you still gonna go
see your girlfriend?
Oh, yeah.
Dad literally just said
he has everything under control.
Are you gonna put
on some pants first?
No. I'm just gonna go
out like this. Come on.
Think about it...
- I don't even know what she is into.
What?
Me neither.
Okay.
Your son is over here.
Hey.
You are going the wrong way.
I got a surprise for you Palema.
Nathan.
Keep running, you
are getting warmer.
Stop. What are you doing?
Stop. Wait.
What are you doing to Nathan?
Are you looking for me?
Hey, over here.
Your son is in here.
Come join us.
We're waiting.
I'm nervous.
Hello.
How is it going? Um,
Kat,
this is my girlfriend Luna.
Luna, this is my
best friend Kat.
Nice to meet you.
Come in, come in.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Um, you can sit in the middle.
Okay.
Alright. I will go
Get it ready
You're right.
My mom might really dig this.
- Didn't I tell you? - Mm-hmm.
So, hold on.
If they break
their magical stuff
they lose all their
power and die?
So,
the magical stuff is what
gives the magical powers, right?
If it break, I guess
it just takes a massive
toll on their body.
And that is why they are so
protective of their stuffs.
I must say, I think
this is pretty metal.
Ooooh.
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh. This looks so good.
Yes.
I'm gonna grab some
pizza sauce for this.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Akari, I need your
help over here!
I cant hold them off forever.
Hold on, Im coming.
Aqua Water Blitz
Were going to need to find
new team members to join us.
It's so good.
These are pretty good.
What are this? Like pizza rolls?
Yes. They're my
homemade specialty.
This girl makes the
best food on the planet.
Well, if I ever have
to host a party,
I know who to call for
catering.
Oh, come on.
Dammit.
- Again. - Oh, no.
Um, there is paper towels
and soap in the kitchen.
I will be right back.
Do you need any help?
No, no. I'll be back in a few.
Go ahead, watch the show.
Okay.
You must be eradicated
for the benefit of mankind
Excuse me, we saved mankind
from flying space whales,
Dont you remember,
you asked for our help?
And you tried to take the
credit for all of our hard work.
Yeah, the world is here because of
us and this is the thanks we get?
And what is stopping you
from taking over the world?
Your magical powers are
like that of a witch!
You really have to
be more careful Yua!
Yeah youre telling me,
but this will finish them.
Mega Love Affection Addiction
Good work girls, we
got them on the ropes.
You guys are just mad because
we are magical and you are not.
So, um,
how are things going
with you and Nathan?
Mhm.
Pretty good. I mean,
a little strange, but
but good.
Right, right.
So, you wanna hear
something kinda funny.
Always.
Spill the tea.
Well,
before Nathan met you.
I kinda tried to bring
his waifu to life.
Excuse me.
Well, you know how Nathan was
dating a body pillow, right?
He was?
Oooh,
shit.
You didn't know, did you?
What the fuck.
I, I, I need to know more now.
Continue spilling.
Oh, well. He was
dating Yua Nijima.
From this anime and...
he carried around a body
pillow of her everywhere.
Anyway, I tried to fix...
Hold on girls.
I almost got it.
Don't worry.
Don't worry take your time.
Continue.
Anyway, I fixed a rip
in the body pillow.
I found this website.
It's called
bringyourwaifutolife.com
And it tells you how to
bring your waifu from the 2
dimensional realm to this one.
The three dimensional realm.
Is this for real?
So, you have to download
four music tracks,
which have to play
at the same time
from four separate locations.
North, south, east and west.
And after that, you have
to take the body pillow,
and place it on
the magic circle.
Have her listen to the sounds.
What kind of black magic shit
you've got yourself into girl?
Well,
to be honest.
Nathan was kind of going
through a hard time.
Before he met you that is.
Yeah. I guess if
you are dating a
body pillow,
things must be pretty
intense.
But,
maybe the spell
did work.
And you are the
waifu I summoned.
Oooh.
I mean,
I don't live in an anime, so.
I don't think so.
Check it out.
Can't even see the stain, right?
Did I miss something?
No, no. We were... we were
just talking about the anime.
Yeah. And I don't see any
stain, you look clean.
Right, Luna?
Yes, clean. Super clean.
If you guys keep coming after us, we
may just have to take over the world.
Isnt that a bit harsh, you are making
us sound like the bad guys here.
After had everyone
has treated us,
I dont know anymore, should we have saved
humanity, was it the right thing to do?
Look, if we dont stand up for
our selves, who will girls?
Go to hell you scum!
We did it you guys, these lame
assassins are now defeated.
It was thanks to our teamwork.
So what are we going to do now?
I might go see my boyfriend.
Aw no fair Akari
Can you just give my your boyfriend so
I can change my relationship status?
I dont think thats
how it works Yua?
Im tired of being
the only single one.
Maybe because you are
such a free spirit Yua.
But we love you, very much.
You can always count
on us to cheer you up.
These were delicious.
Thank you so much for cooking.
Ooh, you are quite welcome.
Huh, the trash is where?
It's in the kitchen. Follow us.
Okay.
Thank you.
So much for coming over guys.
I had a blast.
Thank you for having us over.
Yes, and we are gonna
need to be back soon.
Cause we gotta finish the anime.
Definitely and next
time I will bring my
s'mores pizza so you
can have it for desert.
What?
Girl you are full of surprises.
You know it.
Well, anyway drive safe.
Have a good night.
Bye. I will see you later.
Bye.
Hello, my lovelies.
Today, I will be finishing
of one of my favorite looks
with the help of my
new magical wand.
Hello.
Mom.
Dad.
Dad.
Nathan.
Is someone here?
Fuck.
Where did you come from?
Nathan, is this
some kind of joke?
Damn, girl.
I don't know what
he sees in you.
Nathan, I told you
I don't wanna be
around this creepy pillow.
And just like that.
Thanks to my magical
mystery wand.
I'm all ready for the night.
So, be sure to like,
follow and subscribe.
Fucking dammit.
How do you turn this thing on?
I'm filming.
Nathan.
Are you in there?
You didn't answer
me, I'm coming in.
This bathroom is taken.
Okay.
You are pranking me with
your waifu. I get it.
So
Nathan.
I've heard that
you were dating a pillow.
What?
Did you hear that from Katarina?
Just she loves to talk and
and make things up.
You don't really
believe her, do you?
You..
So, you are a real anime
fanboy, aren't you?
No.
Okay, fine.
But isn't there
some sort of unspoken rule in
which we're not supposed
to be talking about our
exes during the first
stage of dating?
Two of you must have
been pretty close, huh?
She was there to
provide emotional
support during extremely
difficult times.
Right?
Emotional support, huh?
But, what about the sex?
Excuse me.
Yes. The sex with the waifu.
How was it?
I've heard that 2D
relationships can be
more passionate than real ones.
Okay, I'm gonna
tell you something.
Um, not all guys wanna
buy a waifu pillow to
have sex with it.
Some,
including me,
wanna buy a waifu pillow because
they wanna hang it
up on their wall,
because its cool art.
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna know.
How else will I
know how to top it?
You know that humans
and pillows
are two completely
different things, right?
I know Nathan.
But, with the power
of imagination,
anything is possible.
It...
It was great.
But, it does not hold a candle
nor is it any
comparison towards you.
Because you are amazing.
Because I can move
and talk, huh?
That's what I meant.
It's-it's kind of a big
advantage I would say.
So,
what would you rate your dates
with Yua Nijima?
Huh?
Yeah, you heard me.
On a scale out of 10.
How was Yua Niijima?
Probably a 3 out of 10.
Ouch. That's so harsh.
You know, like I said,
it's a comparison
to a pillow
and you.
Yeah.
Whatever you say then.
Okay.
Great. Well,
here is my house coming up.
Um,
Luna thank you for the ride.
I really appreciate it.
You are very welcome.
Oh, shoot.
My mom has been
texting all night.
Anyway,
have a good night Nathan.
Okay, right.
Well, have a good one.
I'll see you later.
See yeah.
Bye.
Hey, door.
Oooh, what's happening?
Drive, drive.
Was that your body pillow?
What the hell is happening?
Is that even real?
Deep breath,
Nathan. Deep breath.
How are you so calm?
It's not as bad as
you think, right?
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
I hit her?
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
It's okay.
Oh, oh my god.
Out of all the
anime girls you had
to date one fucking
magical girl, didn't you?
But, why feel so
unreal. Are they?
I might know what has
happened here Nathan.
- You wanna explain it to me?
- Yes.
Go ahead and explain it. Try.
Your friend Kat
might have used some
kind of spell to bring
your waifu to life.
And how do you know that?
Girls love to talk.
Oh, my god. Nathan no.
Do you need some makeup?
Gotta look your best, right?
Let's see how you like
being soft.
Oh, my god. Fuck.
What is this?
Oooh, I see you have
meet my new friends.
I just introduced them
to some classic animes.
Would you care to join them?
Urgh.
What happened to them?
And who are these girls?
Me and these girls?
Let's just say we
got off on a bit
of a rocky start.
Now we are just
enjoying some anime.
And being nice and quiet.
Let's say,
they are quite charming.
What did you do to them?
Now, now.
Let's not be unreasonable here.
I'm a girl with class after all.
Is any of this real?
I'm sorry is the change
of day confusing you?
Turns out that
Nathan
isn't a big fun of the moon.
Where is Nathan?
He is doing just fine.
Would you care for some pocky?
You know that bullets don't
work on magical girls.
Don't you know?
Were not like
those crazy people
or zombies or
growling monsters from those
horror games you love so much.
What did you do with
Nathan?
Oh, you mean, your boyfriend?
I told you.
He is fine.
See.
He is fine.
What the fuck did you do to him?
Now, now. Don't make that face.
You see,
he's improved.
No bodily functions,
no emotional trauma,
and not only that,
you can have sex with
him all you want,
and he will never get tired.
You are one crazy bitch.
You think we wanted
to be the villains?
No.
But we save the
entire goddamn world
and we still didn't
get a happy ending.
And you wanna know why?
Oh, God.
Now you are gonna
monologue about how humans
are the true villains
or something like that.
So, you can justify
what you are doing?
Well, close.
But you see,
there are no villains or heroes.
Just a bunch of people looking
for their own self interest.
There is no greater good.
Aren't magical
girls supposed to be
that symbol of greater good?
Oh, Luna.
Luna, Luna.
You see,
I'm growing fond of you.
Mm, you're sparky and adorable.
I will tell you what.
Join me,
as a magical girl
and serve under me.
And together
we can conquer the 2D world.
3D world is so boring.
Join me
and together
we can fire up the magic.
Well
Fuck
you.
It's a shame.
Here I thought
you had potential.
Get out of my
dimension, you bitch.
My stuff. No.
Not my staff.
Not my staff.
Did you really think that cheap
plastic was my real stuff?
Huh.
Well, it's been fun.
May I see you again, Luna.
My offer still stands.
Oh, my god. What happened?
Yua. She was... She was here.
- How? - Can you. Can you help?
Can you help Nathan?
Nathan where is he?
- Here. - Nathan.
Don't tell me...
Yes.
Let's go.
And then...
- Yua? - Yeah.
- For real? - Yes.
Just appeared from the dark.
Walking
- Wait. - Just want to
in the castle with Yua.
Yeah.
It was alive the whole time.
I understand.
She is just messing with
with their minds.
There.
- Where? - There.
Actually, it's still there.
Can you see it?
- I can see it. - Can you see?
Yes.
Oh, my god.
Oh, no.
There is another one.
The sister. Look!
Oh, my god.
Oh, no.
Wow.
Let's go.
Bitch.
Son.
Please tell me you did not bring
that thing out on the town again?
How many times do I have to tell
you that Yua Niijima is not a thing.
She's my waifu.
Nathan...
You can't keep dating
an inanimate object.
Why can't you date a real person
like your sister, Tiffany?
Someone say my name?
Tiffany, please convince you
brother to ditch that thing
and find a real girl.
Yeah. Sorry, Mom. I
think he's a lost cause.
I think he's a lost cause.
Well, I'm sorry you can't
understand our relationship.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't know if there's a girl
out there who can date that.
Looks like he's still
in that phase, huh?
Yeah, and it's been two months since
he's been carrying that thing around.
What are we gonna do?
Honey, we made a promise
that we would support
our children in
all walks of life.
I was prepared for
every scenario.
If he was straight, gay, bi or trans,
but not dating a freaking pillow.
It's probably just a phase.
We just have to ride it out.
That's what you said six
weeks ago and here we are.
He's just trying to
figure things out.
Nobody said it was
going to be perfect.
I mean, it's like when
you're trying to get sober,
that took a lot of
time and effort, right?
Yeah.
I'm... I just want him to have
a happy and successful life.
Is that too much to ask?
And he will, okay?
We didn't even figure out our
own careers until we were 29.
He's just trying to
figure out this life.
Yeah.
I guess you're right.
But...
I still don't think he should
carry that thing around in public.
The world is pretty
open minded these days.
And even if he gets
teased a little bit,
it'll help him develop
some thicker skin, and, uh,
develop character.
Because dating a pillow is a
normal, everyday occurrence?
Where are you going?
I'm going to the
pool for a few hours.
And on the way back home, I'm
gonna pick up some dinner.
Tiffany, it's your pick
tonight. What do you like?
Fried chicken, please.
Fried chicken it is.
My mom just doesn't
get it, you know.
As I said before, you
can't let her get to you.
Some people just can't understand
other people's lifestyle, but...
maybe she'll come around.
Yeah. Maybe she will.
Have you tried
showing her the anime?
I tried to get her through
the first episode of
Magical Girl Hunting Zone,
but she just
couldn't get into it.
So, she didn't even get to see
the whole magical cast, huh?
I mean, she did get to see Yua
Niijima but not in her magical form.
Yeah. That girl kicks all sorts
of stuff when she transforms.
Anyway, I just finished
another chapter of my manga.
Do you wanna come over
and proofread it for me?
Um, yeah, I ca I can
head over right now.
Great. I can prep some pizza
rolls for us to snack on too.
Sounds good. Um,
I'll be over there.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Son?
Are you planning to
take that out again?
Yeah. Yua and I are gonna go
see Katarina for a little bit.
- Okay. Well, you don't need to bring...
- But... what?
With you.
Then Yua's gonna miss
out on the pizza rolls,
and then who knows what else.
Okay. Body pillows don't eat.
That is an inanimate object.
Yua has a big appetite
as you would know.
She needs all the energy
for when she has to battle
the magical girl hunters.
Oh, my God. Okay. That thing never
speaks. It just lays there, lifeless.
And besides, if you bring it
out again and the neighbors see,
and what if they
call the cops again?
Then let them call the cops.
It's not illegal to date a waifu.
And she's 19.
- Okay. - It's legal.
- Okay. I'm just gonna take...
- Mom...
- You're not taking it with you.
Okay. Listen. - Stop. - Listen.
Nathan, you look super fucking weird
carrying this thing around, okay?
You are... you are way
too old for this. Okay?
And it's time, it's
time to be a real adult.
So, just leave it here, please.
- Mom, stop. - Please.
Stop. No. - Mom, stop.
Mom!
How can you do this to us?
How can you...
- I didn't mean to do that.
Oh, come on. Son, I'm sorry.
Shit!
Well, that was fun.
You know, ugh, you better
not put that on social media.
This is for my
personal collection.
I just like seeing
Nathan fail at life.
Besides,
this wouldn't been able
to makeup content anyway.
You know, it really
wouldn't hurt
to record some of his
positive moments too.
My Yua's injured.
Can you help her?
Oh, no.
What happened to this girl?
My mom happened.
Hmm.
It doesn't look
too bad actually.
Come inside.
So, your mom is on the offensive,
and attacking Yua Niijima now, huh?
Well, I don't know.
It's complicated.
Like...
I tried to explain to my mom how
waifus work many times and...
it's like she forgets and
then thinks it's super weird.
She grow up from a different
generation from us. So...
You might wanna cut her
a little slack, you know.
Yeah, but it's not like I'm
hurting anybody around me.
You know I just wanna live
my life the way I choose.
You could try to find another third
dimensional girl to date again.
And take on all the baggage
that comes with that?
Things did not end
well with Megan.
I just get triggered
even thinking about it.
Listen, Megan was a
self-centered fool,
who left the relationship because she
was not mature enough to handle it.
I like the way things are now.
I have you as a best friend.
Yua helps me sleep at night.
Life is good.
You do know that
any new relationship
has an amount of
risk to it, right?
Well, yes.
I know that.
Crap!
I can't find any
thread that would work.
Might have to get
some more supplies.
Is it cool if Yua spends
a few days with me?
You know what?
I think she would like that.
Great.
Let's go finish those
pizza rolls. I'm starving.
Hey, honey. I'm
back from my swim.
The chicken is on the table.
Oh...
Oh, okay. Thanks hon. I
will be out in a second.
Just finishing up.
Okay. Sounds good.
Hmm.
So how was your day?
It was...
okay.
So, your afternoon
was pretty rough, huh?
What makes you say that?
Tiffany sent me the
video this afternoon.
Now you know how much I
messed up as a parent today.
You did not mess up, honey.
You're just doing what you
think is best for your son.
And sometimes that
doesn't always work out.
Do you ever feel like
we failed our children?
Like we messed up along the way?
Pamela...
There is no perfect way to raise
children. You could try a hundred times.
And somewhere along the
way, you will mess up.
Somewhere.
But that's okay because
that's what life is about.
It's about royally fucking up.
And then learning
from those fuck ups.
I just...
I thought they'd have successful
careers and relationships by now.
And they will.
You just have to have faith that
they will find their own happiness.
And in the end isn't that
what matters the most?
That was a little awkward, love.
Our son hates me.
My...
Come here.
Come here.
Your son still loves you, okay?
I'll talk to him in the morning.
It will be fine.
Promise.
Promise.
Now eat your chicken.
It's getting cold.
Come on.
There is a long line in
the drive thru for this.
Come on.
Is your Yua in the hospital?
Poor thing.
Well, just to let you know.
She is in the bests
hands there are.
Good morning, son.
How did you sleep last night?
Well, not the best. I didn't
have Yua with me last night.
Um...
Is mom still asleep?
Yeah, yeah. You
know your mother.
She loves her beauty
rest and, uh...
God knows she
needs it right now.
Hey, say I was wondering...
maybe you could compromise
with your mother
a little bit, and not take
that pillow out, uh...
Yua...
Not take Yua out so much.
Not you too, dad.
Really? Just until
you move out, okay?
And then you could have, a harem
of anime chicks if you will.
But it's like your
mom. She got sober.
Not just for herself,
but for the entire family.
Mom's scared you're going
to be labelled a weeb
for the rest of your life and
you'll never have a career.
Tiffany.
Show a little
sympathy, will you?
What? You don't have
to worry about me.
I have 70,000 followers
on my channel.
So, my career is on fire.
Yeah, you make makeup
tutorials for YouTube.
How original.
And what have you
done recently of note?
I've been working on...
stuff.
I'm gonna be a manga
editor one day.
What does that even mean?
Manga editors?
Well, they help aid the
process of taking original,
original Japanese content
and making it ready for republication
for you English readers.
Wow.
That is very specific.
Alright, that's enough.
Everybody just enjoy this awesome
breakfast made by yours truly.
Well, thanks for breakfast,
dad but I'm gonna head out.
By yourself?
Are you sure you'll be
okay without your waifu?
Yeah, I'll be fine. I just...
I just need to clear
my head for a bit.
Take care, son.
If you need anything,
we're here for you.
You know,
I really miss the days when
you and your brother got along.
Aren't siblings
supposed to fight?
It's free entertainment, dad.
You're welcome.
No, no, no.
Yes!
Gotcha!
Excuse me.
Are you gonna give
anyone else a turn?
Yeah, a little bit. Sorry,
I was just so into the...
Oh, dammit!
Oops.
Looks like I lost.
I'm sorry about
costing you your game
but, you were there
for 16 rounds of play.
Sixtee...
Wow.
Well, yeah, sorry, um...
This is my favorite game
in the entire place.
You see the sound
design and the graphics
are really, really
good. They're topnotch.
And I was trying to get
to the final boss but...
the game is pretty hard.
Um...
zombies do a lot
of damage, you see.
Are sure it's just the
zombies giving you trouble?
If you stick around I can show
you how much ass I can kick.
- I... - Move, move.
Alright.
Let's see what you got. - Yeah.
Zombie, move.
Okay.
Alright, top right.
Yep, yep.
The trick is to watch
for the zombie cats.
Those little meow meow bastards
will do you in for sure.
Horror games are
my gem, you know.
My goal is to play them all.
I mean, well, you do know
that there's a whole lot of
horror games out there right?
A lot.
Are you really doubting my
determination to play them all?
No. I..
I mean, I didn't say that.
What I mean to say...
there is probably more
than a thousand out there
and obviously more to come.
You don't even know how
many I've already played.
Well, it can't be all them.
Hit the tops.
Okay. I'll tell you what.
Hmm.
If you can last longer than
me in this zombie game,
then I'll let you know
how many I've played.
I-I-I should probably head out.
I, I don't, I don't think I can.
Come on. You don't
know until you try.
What do you have to lose, huh?
Okay. Alright, you're on.
Yes!
- Watch out, watch out.
- Yeah. I got them. I got them.
First place.
Whoa!
Not bad so far.
But careful, we're almost
at the zombie cats.
Don't worry, I got them.
I'm ready for them.
Come on. I thought you
said you're ready for them.
Come on. I... they got
you too, didn't they?
A little pussy to the face never
hurt anyone so bad, am I right?
- Um... - Don't lose focus now.
Right, right, right. Sorry.
Not bad, kid.
Not bad.
You can totally qualify for a
zombie apocalypse license now.
I, I don't know how
valid that would be
for today's standard but,
don't you think that
would be kinda useless?
Well, maybe now, yes, but,
you never know what kind
of apocalypse will pop-up.
I mean we had that wild pandemic
just over a year ago, so...
Well, I guess you're
right. But, um...
since I did win,
uh...
how many horror games
have you played?
I will deliver my promise,
but,
another day.
Whoa.
Why not? I mean...
By the way, my name is Luna.
Um...
Oh, okay. My name is Nathan.
There you go, Yua.
All better now.
Jesus!
Hey, Tiffany. Is Nathan here?
Um...
yeah, I think he's in his room.
Cool. Could you let him
know Yua Niijima is here?
Sure.
Nathan, your waifu's here.
Don't keep her waiting.
Wow.
Look at Yua's all patched up.
Let me see. Let me
see. Let me see.
Oh, my gosh.
She looks brand new,
how did you do it?
Magic, of course.
Only the best treatment
for my magical girl, Yua.
I knew she was in the
best hands with you.
Thank you so much.
You are very welcome.
Uh... oh!
Um...
anyway, I gotta go
to my family's event.
But, uh, do you wanna hangout
at my place tomorrow night?
Yeah. Of course.
I could be there.
And again, thank you so
much for healing her.
- Take good care of her. - Okay.
Alright, bye. I'll
see you later.
I'll see you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
It is good to have
you back, Yua.
You look so good.
Yua, you wouldn't
believe the day I've had.
No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't.
I was at the arcade, right?
Then this weird girl
she just comes up to me.
And tells me her
insane goal of...
of playing every single
horror game there was.
Can you believe that?
But I'm not gonna lie, she...
she was kinda cute.
Can you believe that?
Hey.
Hey. Whats up, mom?
I...
I am really sorry
about the other day
with your pillow
or...
with Yua.
Uh, well, Katarina
already fixed her. So...
she's all good to go.
Everything's alright.
Thank you though.
Oh.
Okay.
So?
How did it go?
It was...
too easy.
I thought he'd be more upset.
Well, you know what they say,
you're born to forgive.
Just gotta learn to let it go.
I guess you're right.
Oh...
- Are you... - Just fine.
- You okay?
Oh, God.
Oh.
What the?!
Are you...
Kat.
Will you stop knocking already?
I'm coming.
Kat.
Kat!
We have a problem.
A problem?
What?
Okay.
What's happening?
A girl wants to come
over to my place.
Is that it?
Yes. But, I'm freaking out.
Okay, okay.
Take a deep breath.
I will go make some tea.
Okay.
And you can tell me
what the hell I missed.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Here.
Okay.
So?
Luna texted you.
And she is coming over
to your house tomorrow.
I don't see the problem here.
What if she sees my room?
And my anime stuff?
What if she thinks I am a weeb?
Um, have you asked Luna
if she's seen any
anime or is into it?
I mean, you don't get it Kat.
She is into hardcore
horror games. There's...
no way, she would
wanna be into anime.
Okay, Nathan.
I know that Megan,
didn't like anime.
But, that doesn't mean...
- Exactly.
That's when...
That's when the relationship
started to fall apart.
But that was Megan.
Your ex is in the past.
What if Luna is a
hardcore anime fan?
You didn't think
about that, did you?
No.
Look.
I'm glad that,
Yua Niijima has been good
for you during this time.
But...
this sounds like a step
in the right direction.
And if it doesn't work out...
Then she's gonna hate me...
forever.
Okay, okay.
Take some deep
breaths.
Okay.
If it doesn't work out,
then it wasn't meant to be.
Just because the
whole world seems to
obsess about romance,
doesn't mean that you have to.
I mean, look at the
confidence you show.
When you are dating Yua
out in the world and
showing what the power of
2D lovers is all about.
Now just shift that
confidence to dating
and you'll be set.
What's with the speaker setups?
Oh, oh that?
Um, let's see.
Well, uh,
I've read online that
if you listen to music
from all four directions,
it helps you focus more.
I've been using it to
help with my manga.
Interesting.
Does it work?
Well, yeah.
Wanna see my latest work?
Yeah. I think Yua and I would,
would like that.
Great. I'm up to Chapter 14 now.
Hey, Tiff.
You have anything that needs
to go to the storage unit?
Hmm...
I think I'm good.
Alright. Well, if
you think of anything
just place it on the
kitchen table, okay?
Okay.
So,
I feel like if you had
more zombies on that scene,
it will work out even better.
Yeah. You are right.
There definitely needs to be
more tension at that part.
Anyways,
thank you for having me over.
I feel a little better.
Yes.
Be sure to call me after
your date with Luna tomorrow.
I wanna know all the details.
Yeah, that's even if
she likes me anymore.
Just embrace your anime side,
and be yourself.
Maybe introduce her to Yua.
Great.
Now we're gonna take some powder
to set everything into place.
Oh, my God.
One second, please.
Can I help you?
Hey, yeah.
Can Yua Niijima stay in
your room for a little bit?
Um, why?
Um, well,
my friend's coming
over and she doesn't
really know about
all of my anime...
Your creepy anime
obsession. I got it.
It's not that creepy.
Can you help me, please?
Yep.
That thing is not
coming into my room.
But you have so much room.
Look, so much room over there.
I don't want that
thing staring at me
with those eyes at night.
Why are her eyes so big anyway?
It's to help them show
their emotions more.
Honestly.
They look so much more cuter.
Okay. Yep. That's creepy.
Look.
Dad is making one of his
storage unit tonight.
If you want to
hide her that way.
You know what, that could work.
Thanks, Tiff.
Mm-hmm. Wait.
If you want,
maybe I can hold on
to that stick for you.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I'll put it on my
videos or something.
Okay. There you go.
This is Yua's magical wand.
So, you have to promise me
you're gonna protect it...
Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna
break your precious toy.
I'm so sorry, Yua.
We're gonna be apart for a bit.
I'm so proud of you, son.
You took your mother's
advice I see, huh?
No, well, you see.
I'm just gonna be...
Embracing change...
is one of live's
greatest challenges.
I should know.
Getting married to your
mother was no easy task.
I'm just storing her
for a little bit.
I may need her in the...
- It's progress, son.
It's progress, son.
I, I, I...
right, I guess you
could call it that.
Yeah.
Alright, cool.
Uh, do you need anything else
to go into the storage unit?
I'm about to make
my drive up soon.
No. I think this is it.
Uh... No.
Right. Cool.
Awesome.
I'mma take a fat shit right now
but if you think of
anything in the meantime,
just let me know.
Will do.
Can you
help me?
What?
Uh, okay.
Please.
I'm so
lonely.
Please.
Touch me.
Hold me.
Aren't you so proud of our son?
I, uh.
Stop sneaking up
on me like that.
Well, sorry. I'm
just so excited.
Our son is finally
making some progress.
Oh.
I am glad.
This is going to
the storage shed.
Although,
I have to admit,
I might miss it a little bit.
You know,
now that I look at her,
she is pretty cute
and we do have a king size bed.
That's not what I meant.
She it still needs to go.
I'm not sleeping with a pillow
with a young girl on it.
Young girl?
These girls are in college.
Didn't Nathan show
you the anime?
They are of legal age.
David, stop being so creepy.
Okay?
I got you.
Sorry.
Il" give you a nice new...
Hello, and welcome to
We Are the Storage.
Where we provide all you
storage needs for everyday life.
Hi, um...
I just like to
store this items in
storage unit 42, please.
You have your membership card?
Yes.
Membership card.
Thank you. Now,
please wait while we
disinfect your
items for storage.
Uh, I think she is pretty clean.
Sir, I will let you know
when the items are clean.
So, have you watched
Magical Girl Hunting Zone?
It's an anime and she's
actually one of the characters
from that show and...
Sir, I do not watch
anime as it's filled
with annoying
tropes and cliches.
Not to mention,
fan service garbage.
Now, I like watching the
golden age of cartoons.
Like Popeye, or
Looney Tunes.
Classic Disney shorts
like Steamboat Willie.
You know, like when
they actually gave
a fuck about quality.
Jeez.
What show hurt you?
That will be $59, please.
Thank you for choosing
We Are The Storage.
Where we provide all your
storage needs for everyday life.
Thank you very much.
See you in a couple of weeks.
We look forward to it, sir.
Lindsey!
Bring this bitch out to unit 42
along with this boxes.
Yeah, yeah.
Give me the keys.
How many times do you
think he's fucked this?
I don't even wanna know.
But, don't worry I
sprayed her damn good.
Yuck!
Well, I guess your
guy's got a new girl.
That's tough, girl.
That's life.
Life's a bitch.
Are you enjoying my homemade
strawberry cake, darling?
Yes. This is the best
cake I've ever had.
Thank you.
I'm glad!
All my hard work saving
the world has paid off.
So, I can hangout with you.
You did an amazing job.
You and all the
other magical girls.
So, can I ask...
why did you kick me out?
Why did you leave me?
Kick you...?
What do you mean?
It's just that, I've
entertained you 17 times now.
And you know that going
through the whole story
arc takes a lot
out of me, right?
Yua, it's just that your show
is so good that...
it deserves to be
watched multiple times.
You know?
And there are a bunch
of other guys and girls
who want to get
with me, you know.
There are?
It just breaks my heart
to see you start to
ignore our relationship.
No. Yua, I promise that is
not what's happening, okay?
You are my one and only.
It's just...
we are in different
dimensions, you know.
I've told you, Nathan
I can fix that.
I'm the most powerful
magical girl there ever was.
Tell me you'll
keep your promise?
Of course.
I will.
You better. For if you don't,
I will hate for
you to regret it.
Okay. See you later, mom.
Oh, honey.
Honey, wait.
Make sure to take this with you.
Mom, I'm not gonna
bring a gun over.
Baby.
I insist.
I-i-it's a dangerous
world out there and,
how do you know
you can trust him?
Nathan is harmless. I promise.
Okay?
But still I-I-I'll feel
safer if you took this.
If he tries to rape you,
you pull this out and
kill that son of a bitch.
Wouldn't that make me
a murderer then, mom?
Oh no.
Self-defense, baby.
Self-defense.
It's an excuse I use
and it works every time.
I'm gonna be fine.
I promise, mom.
You don't need to worry.
Until we live in a world where
they teach men not to rape,
I'm gonna continue to worry.
Okay. Fine.
Yes, girl.
Have a nice day.
Hoping you rock the day now.
Oh.
Love you.
Love you. That's my girl.
I love her.
- Hey, Nathan. - Hey, Luna.
Good to see you again.
Good to see you as well.
Would you like to come in?
Yes. Thank you.
So, this is the lair
in which you dwell?
Yes, um, I believe
most people call it...
a house.
Hmm! A house, a lair.
Same thing.
Now...
mm-hmm...
oh, that's chicken broth.
Mh-hmm. Yea
Would you like a
drink or anything?
Or something?
They say you can judge
a man based on his diet.
So, I'm doing some
research, okay?
Oh, uh...
just to let you
know, we-we may...
be...
we haven't been to
the store in a while.
So, we maybe
missing a few items.
Hmm.
Usually, we have
even more drinks and,
and meats and,
other stuff.
So, I really don't think right
now is a fair assessment.
Well,
good news.
You passed.
Ah, that hits the spot.
So, continue the tour.
Ah, yes of course my lady, um...
come on this way.
Along this aisle...
Thank you, my lord.
So...
this...
is the living room
in which we...
live
and chill.
It's a very nice setup.
- Thank you.
- And there is a piano.
Oh and a guitar.
Do you play?
No. That's just
there for decoration.
Um, my dad thinks that
people might think that we
may look classy or something.
I have no idea. - Mm-hmm.
I get it all wrong
You know, my mom,
she's in a metal band
and she wanted me to play
and continue the legacy but
I never really got into it.
- Wait. Your mom is in a metal band?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's awesome.
You bet yeah.
She's the lead
vocalist of the band,
Hunting Convulsing Murder Demon.
So, does that mean she does...
all the growls and all that?
She does.
She does. Try
living with a parent
who's growling all the time.
If my parents growl, I can't
I'll be out the house.
Yep.
But,
I'm curious.
What do you trynna do?
I mean, like what's your goal?
I wanna become a game designer
and create the scariest
game of all times.
Hence, my quest
to play them all.
And playing them,
you don't get scared
at all or anything?
Not so much anymore.
Once you know all the traps and
secrets and tricks of horror.
You can pretty much
predict what's coming next.
But,
when you do find that game
that makes you all tense and
makes you jump at
it's jump scares,
you know you found
something special there.
Sounds like you
have a serious...
dedication.
Mm-hmm.
You know it.
And speaking about games and,
you know how I beat
you that other time,
and then you just
walked off afterwards.
You never answered
that question.
True.
The one about how many
games I've played?
That's the question.
Sure.
I've beaten 313 of them.
The last being, The Evil Within.
Yeah. Impressive.
Light work.
Indeed.
The restroom is where?
Oh, it's, um,
down the hall to the left.
Thank you.
- Hey. - Hey.
What's up, how's it going?
Good.
I suspect that you wanna
continue on the tour.
Sure.
So, this is my bedroom.
In which I...
sleep, think and
then sometimes I...
do other stuff.
Other stuff?
That sounds kinda
dirty if you ask me.
Come on. Isn't that everybody's
uses of their bedroom?
Oh, so you admit it?
Yes. Okay. I do. I'm...
It smells very Fabreezy in here.
What? Are you trying to
hide a dead body or what?
No. I... it's just that...
You could check
don't check actually.
I just like clean
room, that smells nice.
Mm-hmm. I guess.
But it looks like you
used the whole bottle.
I used half the bottle,
okay? I'm not that wasteful.
Oh, shit. Um...
I'll be right back.
It sounds like my
family is home.
I didn't expect them to be home.
Just stay here and just
don't touch anything.
- Okay. - Promise me?
- Yes.
- Just don't touch anything.
Okay.
What?
You know,
I still can't believe
they don't carry the
cinnamon and brown sugar
french toast anymore.
Its a crime, I think.
No.
Let's just try getting
the classic french toast.
They always have them in stock.
Classic is disgusting
and belongs in the pier,
Mom.
Okay. Well,
you guys can try making your
own cinnamon french toast.
Ridiculous.
Hi. Um...
so, I have a friend
over right now and,
I would appreciate
it, I would love,
if you guys, you know,
chill, and quiet and,
not weird.
Excuse me.
You're the one dating
a magical anime girl
and I think that's
pretty weird, so...
Tiffany, sh-sh-
shu-shut.
Nothing about
Yua. Nothing about anime.
I'm trying to make a good
first impression here.
So...
Oh...
She's here now?
- Yes, mom she's... - Oooh.
- I'd like to keep it that way.
- Okay.
No... Not right now.
I mean, maybe later on.
Now's not the time.
Sooner or later, you'll meet...
Not now.
Later. - Okay.
Well, damn, son.
You're making even
more progress.
Consider me impressed.
Are you sure it's not just
another new body pillow?
You know what, just...
everybody just be...
like I said normal,
chill and quiet.
Don't be weird, especially you.
Normal.
I, sai-I sai...
Hey, son. You need a condom?
I don't need them. - I...
I have four.
You can have them.
No. It's fine. It's
fine. Take care.
Thank you.
Aren't you thirsty?
Oh, I could tell.
You're very thirsty.
Just one sip wouldn't hurt.
Alright...
Do you listen to two
dimensional arsenal?
The glam-metal band
that sings about waifus?
Why are you touching my stuff?
I mean, I mean,
this is just trash?
Don't touch my trash, please.
I knew something was off
the moment I stepped in here.
The empty walls and the pins
gave it away.
Oh and there's more.
No.
Oooh.
These girls are very pretty.
Please, I, uh...
Look...
I'm just gonna be
honest with you. Okay?
I am a weeb.
I like anime and I'm so
sorry if that offends you.
Why would that offend me?
Because...
just 'cause anime could
be as misogynistic,
sexual and creepy sometimes.
Okay. I get it, it's
some weird shit.
I need help.
Look, man.
Every genre of art has its
rough spots, one could say.
Even horror games.
They are not always
on the classy side of things.
Besides,
I don't hate anime.
- Wait, you don't? - No.
I have to play every
horror game remember.
That includes the
horror anime ones too, like
Corpse Party, Doki
Doki Literature Club,
and, Death End Request.
Right. I feel so stupid now.
So, this isn't a dealbreaker?
Come on, Nathan.
Read the fucking room.
I wouldn't even be here
if I wasn't interested.
So...
would you kind of...
wanna be...
Do you wanna make it official
and be my girlfriend?
Only if you tell people,
I was the one making
the first move.
Alright.
That's it.
You've earned this.
Don't you feel so
refreshed and relaxed now?
Don't let that second
bottle go to waste now.
A manga editor.
That sounds like a very
interesting career.
Yeah.
But I just can't help
but feeling like,
the failure of the family.
A failure?
For what?
Pursuing your passion?
It's just...
that everybody in the family has
found their success
in some sort of way.
And then there's me.
Hey. I don't feel that is
a fair assessment at all.
Everyone is different and
everyone has it's
strengths and weaknesses.
So, what are you saying, that...
that everything will
workout in the end?
If you think about
how lucky you are to
have what you have,
to have people around you that
care about you and
just to be alive at all then,
isn't that something
special already?
Yeah. You're right.
Plus,
we are alive during the time
when there's a whole
lot of cool anime
and horror games.
Exactly.
Besides, a lot of
horror games characters
have a very short
life span, so...
I've learned to enjoy every
little thing that
life has to offer.
Oh, shoot. It's my mom.
I should probably get going to
help her get ready for
her music video shoot.
Okay.
Well...
I'd say this was a
successful first date,
wouldn't you?
Well, I'd say it's
a six out of ten.
A six?
Hey, that's above average man.
But there's always
room for improvement.
That's true.
Here. I'll walk you out.
Here you go.
Thank you.
So, oh...
This is the girl?
Hi.
You must be Nathan's mom?
Yeah, son.
She's got a real
hooker look going on.
- Mom. - What?
I'm so sorry about that. I...
Have you been... How much
have you been drinking?
Where did you get this?
Two or three bottles.
Not that much.
You're not even
supposed to be drinking.
I can not believe this.
- Come on.
Three bottles isn't
that much. Oh my...
It's a lot especially...
It's not even a big deal.
- Hi. - Oh, God damn.
Nathan.
This pillow...
She's got a great...
Okay.
Rack on her.
Are you...
Oh!
Come on. Take her.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oooh... Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, my god.
What the hell.
Oh, my god.
I'm so...
sorry.
- No. I'm fine. I'm fine. Hey, don't worry about me.
Tiffany, can you help
me bring her to the...
to the room. I mean, I need you
please bring her
to the other room.
No, no. I'm not going anywhere
near that mess.
Just help me out for
once please, thank you.
Thank you very much.
- I'm peachy.
I'm peachy as pie. - Come on.
- I'm so... - Sorry. So sorry.
So nice to meet you.
Okay, I didn't care about
these shoes, anyways so...
Okay. Ugh.
This is my place.
Um, hey, listen.
I wanna apologize
about my mom again.
I promise she is not
always like that.
Nah. No worries.
I guess...
first dates never go as planned?
Am I right?
Yeah.
Besides, my mom is
pretty crazy too, so...
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
Oh, and I will totally
buy you new shoes.
I'll take you up on that.
Um...
were there any reasons why
your mom called me a pillow
and groped me?
Oh, that? Um...
Pssh...
I don't know.
She-she was wasted.
Right?
Yeah.
Uh, anyways...
I don't think it's
a good idea for you
to come over to my
house for a bit.
Hmm?
So?
An adventure date out
in the real world?
Yeah.
I can dig it. - Okay.
Um...
alright.
Well,
goodnight.
- Goodnight.
- I'll see you later, Luna.
Yeah. See yeah.
Just one more thing.
I sure hope this is
not a death flag.
Oh, please.
With all the horror
games you play,
I'm sure you can
survive anything.
Hey, Lisa you think you
can cover me in like,
20 minutes for my lunch?
Yeah. I got you girl.
Dammit, do you think
it's those racoons again?
Oh, my god. I swear to
god they better not be
I'll just go scare them off.
How do they keep getting
in here? I have no idea.
I think it's the sewers.
You know it doesn't smell
fishy in there for nothing.
Okay, um, I'll take
care of this and when I
get back, you go on your break?
Cool.
Are they getting
in the units now?
Alright.
Nasty little shits.
I know you're in here.
Come on out.
Tss.
Tididi...
So, there we were
playing our heaviest
hits on stage.
Ghost, demons, vampires.
And the audience is going wild.
I'm playing the
sick guitar solo.
And I look out
into the audience,
and I see the drowning lady.
You know her, right? The...
serial killer from the news
that drowns her victims?
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
Can I have your ID card please?
Oh.
Yes, deary. There you go.
DeeDee.
It's an unusual name.
Yeah. That's cause
it's metal as hell.
Then well, just wait her
while I sanitize your stuff.
You don't have to
do that, young lady.
I already cleaned
everything beforehand.
Then why does it all
smell like cat pee?
I don't have any cats.
Yo, Lisa are you almost
done with those racoons?
I am hungry.
Lisa, do you hear
me? I am hungry.
Lisa, don't tell me you
turned the volume down
too low to hear me again.
Hello?
Yo, Lisa is this
some kind of joke?
'Cause if it is,
I'm really not in the mood.
I see you.
I can't believe this.
Here our son is progressing,
and here you are regressing.
What the hell, Pamela?
Oh, I'm sorry. I...
I don't...
I don't know what happened.
I thought we agreed
that there's to be
no alcohol in this house?
And there wasn't, and then...
there was.
Oh, really?
You expect me to believe that
it just magically
appeared out of thin air?
Maybe it was one of the kids?
Don't throw us
under the bus, mom.
You know Nathan
and I don't drink.
Oh, my god.
I just want you to...
just want you to think
about the example
that you're setting
for our children.
I'm gonna go lay down.
I'm just disappointed in you.
Do you think I wanted
this to happen?
Well, clearly.
'Cause you didn't just have one,
but three bottles.
Fuck you, David.
Are you guys gonna be okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Everything's fine,
honey. It's, uh...
just a minor set back.
Nothing we can't overcome.
Um...
I think...
your mom was just
so excited that
Nathan was bringing
a real girl home
that she decided to celebrate.
And, uh...
yeah.
That's what happened.
Hey.
Um...
did everything
work out with Luna?
Yeah, yeah. She's
she's amazing.
Um...
oh, I mean,
yeah, she was cool
about the whole...
She was cool about
the whole thing.
Pretty night, huh?
Yeah.
Did not expect
mom to get wasted.
Out of nowhere.
To be honest,
things seemed kinda
rough with her and dad.
They fought, didn't they?
I mean, they've
been through worse.
And at least,
Mom didn't got
drank enough to get
passed out on the floor again.
Right?
I hope they work it out.
I'm scared they're gonna get
divorced, or something.
No. Tiff...
Tiff, that's not gonna happen.
You of all people
have seen mom and dad
work through harder
problems than this.
It's gonna take them a whole lot
more for them to get divorced.
And,
well,
if there's something
that we can do,
we'll do it.
But, if you and I work together,
we can get mom back on track.
I hope you're right.
I said,
if we work together.
Plus,
I have a good feeling that
everything will work out in the end.
Remember when you thought that
I will never date
a real girl again?
Yeah.
I thought you'll be dating
that pillow forever.
See?
The impossible can happen.
And I'm gonna go to sleep.
And you probably should to.
Thank you, Nate.
For the record,
I'm glad you stopped
dating that creepy pillow.
Yua Niijima is special, okay?
You know it and admit it.
Yes. Well,
I'm sure the pillow,
sorry, Yua,
misses you dearly.
You were right.
Your son wasn't the failure.
You were.
No!
No, no.
No.
Hey, honey.
Coming to bed?
Um...
I couldn't sleep.
Can we talk?
About what?
I was just thinking...
maybe I overreacted back there.
You know, and, uh...
maybe, maybe I haven't been...
as supportive as
I could have been.
Can you stop?
It's...
it's been such a rough day.
Alright.
Yes!
Got yeah.
Yeah. My family is kinda wild.
Yeah.
So,
you're telling me you
can't scream at all?
Hm-mmm.
I've tried, believe me. But...
for some reason my vocal cords,
just won't do it.
That's why I got into horror
games in the first place.
So, you got into horror
games as some sort
of scream therapy.
Yep.
I thought if I played
enough scary games,
I would be able to do it.
But, instead they just
made me less afraid.
I mean,
that's not such a
bad thing, right?
'Cause...
screaming isn't a
life essential skill.
Hm, unless you are my mom.
Well...
But yeah. The first time
I played a zombie game,
I had to tell my mom I was
playing Hunted Mansion.
And luckily, when she walked in
there were no zombies
on the screen.
I was just solving some
random puzzles.
But, your mom is part of
a hardcore metal band.
Does that make sense?
I know but for
some reason she was
very protective of
me when I was a kid.
And despite being
a hardcore growler,
she hates horror. She hates it.
She can definitely
scream in fear.
That reminds me of when I tried
to get my mom into anime,
she told me,
"You're too old for this.
This is too childish.
You need to grow up."
Ugh. Come on, man.
Anime can get pretty
hardcore like,
High School of the Dead.
That's one weird anime.
Not meant for little kids.
Not meant for little
kids. That's right.
I mean,
do you remember that scene where
one of the characters,
she dodges a bullet.
Oh...
With a boob.
That's true.
Speaking of which.
What is your favorite anime?
Have you ever heard of
Magical Girl Hunting Zone?
It's one of this
year's new anime.
I have not.
What's it about?
These five magical girls,
they just saved the
world from flying
space alien whales, right?
But, the government as always,
it's always the government.
The government believes
that they're too
powerful to be
around afterwards.
So, they hire assassins
to try to take them out.
Well, that usually happens after
a regular magical girl series.
Yeah, yeah. It's like,
the deconstructed
take on the genre.
So, in the show they're
in college, right?
And it takes some
dark psychology.
It's actually really good.
Plus,
it has one of the hardest core
metal
anime openings that
I've ever heard.
So,
your mom might even like it.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
I guess,
we might have to
check it out together.
Yeah. I mean,
I have the DVDs at my place.
But, I don't think
it's the best idea
for you to come over for now.
Right.
Right.
I would like to make
this pair of shoes
to last a little
longer if possible.
Can we watch it at your house?
Um, my house isn't good either.
Unless you are cool with
being interrupted by
heavy riffs and
growls.
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
Um...
Oh, you know what? We could...
probably watch it at
my friend's house.
Her name is Katarina and
she lives by herself.
Oh. She would be
cool with that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean,
she's almost as
hardcore of a fan as me.
If she says she is like even
more, don't believe her.
But, she is the nicest
person I've ever met.
And,
I'm sure she's gonna like you.
I'm gonna go text
her, so I'll be back.
Okay. Sounds good.
Hey, hon.
I'm about to step out
and get a few laps and...
Hang out?
It's,
it's getting dark.
You can't stop
this muscles baby.
Plus, it's virtually
empty in the evening. So,
I could just go all out.
I know, I just...
The water is cold
enough to kill you.
You think a little bit of
cold is gonna stop me
from living my best life
and reaching higher heights?
Then you got another
thing coming missy.
You are really crazy some times.
Not as crazy as you were
when you were drunk
the other night.
Really?
Are you fucking
serious right now?
I told you.
That wasn't my fault.
Sure, honey.
Hey, Tiff.
Yeah, what is it?
Can you,
keep an eye out on your mom?
And, uh, remember.
If you see the boozes...
Pour it down the
sink so it spills.
Yeah, I got it.
I'm not a child.
No offense honey. But
we are just trynna help.
Well, it
it feels really condescending.
No, no. It's not
like that at all.
And I, I, I know this must be
a very hard time for you.
But,
you do want to be sober, right?
Yeah.
Alright.
And we
can help you get there.
Okay?
See you later, Tiff.
Bye, have a good workout.
Um, so,
there are
about 10 different types of
deres. Well,
depending on how complex
you wanna make it.
Um, okay.
I've heard about the
Tsun Deres before.
But, are there others?
Yes. So,
Tsundere is the
most common. But,
but, there are also
Yandere,
Deredere,
Dandere, Himedere
Bakadere, Hamidere
Kuudere, Sadodere, Shundere.
Tha-that's a lot of deres.
Yeah. I know, right?
There is a lot of crazy
anime characters out there.
My favorite being uh,
One second.
Yes?
Are you talking about durps
No, Tiff. Were
talking about deres.
You know, anime art types.
Sounds like a pretty durpy
conversation if you ask me.
Did you just knock
to tell me that or?
No.
I'm looking for dad.
Have you seen him?
No. I don't know where he is.
Have you spoken to mom?
No.
I'll go look for her.
I'm sorry about that. Um,
Where were we?
No worries.
Um, anyway,
is your friend still down
to having us over, tonight?
Oh, yeah.
She is super excited to see you.
Oh, yeah?
Looking forward to it.
Mom.
I'm on the phone.
Sorry about that Nathan.
Anyway, I should get going.
Okay. See you later.
Okay.
Alright. Sounds good.
Well, I'll see you later.
Bye.
Mom. Do you know where dad is?
Hello. Mom.
Oh, Tiffany.
Um,
Your dad is, uh,
Oh, silly Pamela.
It's okay. Your husband
is running errands.
You-your dad is running errands.
Okay. Thanks for the update.
Um, hey, why? Do
you need something?
Yes.
We are running low on La Croix
I thought he would grab some, if
he is going to the stores, so.
Oh. I can get that for you.
He is in charge of
shopping because there is
booze there.
So, it's fine. We
are not out yet.
So, it's ain't big deal.
Your son will be mine.
What?
We will be married, and you
will never see him again.
No. This is not real.
You're not real,
you're not real.
Keep an eye out for
our wedding invite.
This is not real,
this is not real.
You are not...
You are not real.
Oh, I'm very real.
And I'm coming for your son.
In fact,
do you even know where he is?
Nathan.
Nathan, honey.
Are you in here?
Oooh, such a pervert.
Pervert?
How am I the pervert
in this situation?
No. Not you.
Oooh.
What.
What is happening?
Is she okay?
Did-did she drink again?
No. She is on the couch all day.
There's no booze in the house.
The door. It opened.
She just run off
into the streets.
Ah, I don't know.
What do we do?
Wait.
Dad just texted he says,
they are working through
their issues now.
And what the hell
does that mean?
That she is not alone.
Talk about strange.
Will just wait until
they come back.
Are you still gonna go
see your girlfriend?
Oh, yeah.
Dad literally just said
he has everything under control.
Are you gonna put
on some pants first?
No. I'm just gonna go
out like this. Come on.
Think about it...
- I don't even know what she is into.
What?
Me neither.
Okay.
Your son is over here.
Hey.
You are going the wrong way.
I got a surprise for you Palema.
Nathan.
Keep running, you
are getting warmer.
Stop. What are you doing?
Stop. Wait.
What are you doing to Nathan?
Are you looking for me?
Hey, over here.
Your son is in here.
Come join us.
We're waiting.
I'm nervous.
Hello.
How is it going? Um,
Kat,
this is my girlfriend Luna.
Luna, this is my
best friend Kat.
Nice to meet you.
Come in, come in.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Um, you can sit in the middle.
Okay.
Alright. I will go
Get it ready
You're right.
My mom might really dig this.
- Didn't I tell you? - Mm-hmm.
So, hold on.
If they break
their magical stuff
they lose all their
power and die?
So,
the magical stuff is what
gives the magical powers, right?
If it break, I guess
it just takes a massive
toll on their body.
And that is why they are so
protective of their stuffs.
I must say, I think
this is pretty metal.
Ooooh.
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh. This looks so good.
Yes.
I'm gonna grab some
pizza sauce for this.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Akari, I need your
help over here!
I cant hold them off forever.
Hold on, Im coming.
Aqua Water Blitz
Were going to need to find
new team members to join us.
It's so good.
These are pretty good.
What are this? Like pizza rolls?
Yes. They're my
homemade specialty.
This girl makes the
best food on the planet.
Well, if I ever have
to host a party,
I know who to call for
catering.
Oh, come on.
Dammit.
- Again. - Oh, no.
Um, there is paper towels
and soap in the kitchen.
I will be right back.
Do you need any help?
No, no. I'll be back in a few.
Go ahead, watch the show.
Okay.
You must be eradicated
for the benefit of mankind
Excuse me, we saved mankind
from flying space whales,
Dont you remember,
you asked for our help?
And you tried to take the
credit for all of our hard work.
Yeah, the world is here because of
us and this is the thanks we get?
And what is stopping you
from taking over the world?
Your magical powers are
like that of a witch!
You really have to
be more careful Yua!
Yeah youre telling me,
but this will finish them.
Mega Love Affection Addiction
Good work girls, we
got them on the ropes.
You guys are just mad because
we are magical and you are not.
So, um,
how are things going
with you and Nathan?
Mhm.
Pretty good. I mean,
a little strange, but
but good.
Right, right.
So, you wanna hear
something kinda funny.
Always.
Spill the tea.
Well,
before Nathan met you.
I kinda tried to bring
his waifu to life.
Excuse me.
Well, you know how Nathan was
dating a body pillow, right?
He was?
Oooh,
shit.
You didn't know, did you?
What the fuck.
I, I, I need to know more now.
Continue spilling.
Oh, well. He was
dating Yua Nijima.
From this anime and...
he carried around a body
pillow of her everywhere.
Anyway, I tried to fix...
Hold on girls.
I almost got it.
Don't worry.
Don't worry take your time.
Continue.
Anyway, I fixed a rip
in the body pillow.
I found this website.
It's called
bringyourwaifutolife.com
And it tells you how to
bring your waifu from the 2
dimensional realm to this one.
The three dimensional realm.
Is this for real?
So, you have to download
four music tracks,
which have to play
at the same time
from four separate locations.
North, south, east and west.
And after that, you have
to take the body pillow,
and place it on
the magic circle.
Have her listen to the sounds.
What kind of black magic shit
you've got yourself into girl?
Well,
to be honest.
Nathan was kind of going
through a hard time.
Before he met you that is.
Yeah. I guess if
you are dating a
body pillow,
things must be pretty
intense.
But,
maybe the spell
did work.
And you are the
waifu I summoned.
Oooh.
I mean,
I don't live in an anime, so.
I don't think so.
Check it out.
Can't even see the stain, right?
Did I miss something?
No, no. We were... we were
just talking about the anime.
Yeah. And I don't see any
stain, you look clean.
Right, Luna?
Yes, clean. Super clean.
If you guys keep coming after us, we
may just have to take over the world.
Isnt that a bit harsh, you are making
us sound like the bad guys here.
After had everyone
has treated us,
I dont know anymore, should we have saved
humanity, was it the right thing to do?
Look, if we dont stand up for
our selves, who will girls?
Go to hell you scum!
We did it you guys, these lame
assassins are now defeated.
It was thanks to our teamwork.
So what are we going to do now?
I might go see my boyfriend.
Aw no fair Akari
Can you just give my your boyfriend so
I can change my relationship status?
I dont think thats
how it works Yua?
Im tired of being
the only single one.
Maybe because you are
such a free spirit Yua.
But we love you, very much.
You can always count
on us to cheer you up.
These were delicious.
Thank you so much for cooking.
Ooh, you are quite welcome.
Huh, the trash is where?
It's in the kitchen. Follow us.
Okay.
Thank you.
So much for coming over guys.
I had a blast.
Thank you for having us over.
Yes, and we are gonna
need to be back soon.
Cause we gotta finish the anime.
Definitely and next
time I will bring my
s'mores pizza so you
can have it for desert.
What?
Girl you are full of surprises.
You know it.
Well, anyway drive safe.
Have a good night.
Bye. I will see you later.
Bye.
Hello, my lovelies.
Today, I will be finishing
of one of my favorite looks
with the help of my
new magical wand.
Hello.
Mom.
Dad.
Dad.
Nathan.
Is someone here?
Fuck.
Where did you come from?
Nathan, is this
some kind of joke?
Damn, girl.
I don't know what
he sees in you.
Nathan, I told you
I don't wanna be
around this creepy pillow.
And just like that.
Thanks to my magical
mystery wand.
I'm all ready for the night.
So, be sure to like,
follow and subscribe.
Fucking dammit.
How do you turn this thing on?
I'm filming.
Nathan.
Are you in there?
You didn't answer
me, I'm coming in.
This bathroom is taken.
Okay.
You are pranking me with
your waifu. I get it.
So
Nathan.
I've heard that
you were dating a pillow.
What?
Did you hear that from Katarina?
Just she loves to talk and
and make things up.
You don't really
believe her, do you?
You..
So, you are a real anime
fanboy, aren't you?
No.
Okay, fine.
But isn't there
some sort of unspoken rule in
which we're not supposed
to be talking about our
exes during the first
stage of dating?
Two of you must have
been pretty close, huh?
She was there to
provide emotional
support during extremely
difficult times.
Right?
Emotional support, huh?
But, what about the sex?
Excuse me.
Yes. The sex with the waifu.
How was it?
I've heard that 2D
relationships can be
more passionate than real ones.
Okay, I'm gonna
tell you something.
Um, not all guys wanna
buy a waifu pillow to
have sex with it.
Some,
including me,
wanna buy a waifu pillow because
they wanna hang it
up on their wall,
because its cool art.
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna know.
How else will I
know how to top it?
You know that humans
and pillows
are two completely
different things, right?
I know Nathan.
But, with the power
of imagination,
anything is possible.
It...
It was great.
But, it does not hold a candle
nor is it any
comparison towards you.
Because you are amazing.
Because I can move
and talk, huh?
That's what I meant.
It's-it's kind of a big
advantage I would say.
So,
what would you rate your dates
with Yua Nijima?
Huh?
Yeah, you heard me.
On a scale out of 10.
How was Yua Niijima?
Probably a 3 out of 10.
Ouch. That's so harsh.
You know, like I said,
it's a comparison
to a pillow
and you.
Yeah.
Whatever you say then.
Okay.
Great. Well,
here is my house coming up.
Um,
Luna thank you for the ride.
I really appreciate it.
You are very welcome.
Oh, shoot.
My mom has been
texting all night.
Anyway,
have a good night Nathan.
Okay, right.
Well, have a good one.
I'll see you later.
See yeah.
Bye.
Hey, door.
Oooh, what's happening?
Drive, drive.
Was that your body pillow?
What the hell is happening?
Is that even real?
Deep breath,
Nathan. Deep breath.
How are you so calm?
It's not as bad as
you think, right?
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
I hit her?
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
It's okay.
Oh, oh my god.
Out of all the
anime girls you had
to date one fucking
magical girl, didn't you?
But, why feel so
unreal. Are they?
I might know what has
happened here Nathan.
- You wanna explain it to me?
- Yes.
Go ahead and explain it. Try.
Your friend Kat
might have used some
kind of spell to bring
your waifu to life.
And how do you know that?
Girls love to talk.
Oh, my god. Nathan no.
Do you need some makeup?
Gotta look your best, right?
Let's see how you like
being soft.
Oh, my god. Fuck.
What is this?
Oooh, I see you have
meet my new friends.
I just introduced them
to some classic animes.
Would you care to join them?
Urgh.
What happened to them?
And who are these girls?
Me and these girls?
Let's just say we
got off on a bit
of a rocky start.
Now we are just
enjoying some anime.
And being nice and quiet.
Let's say,
they are quite charming.
What did you do to them?
Now, now.
Let's not be unreasonable here.
I'm a girl with class after all.
Is any of this real?
I'm sorry is the change
of day confusing you?
Turns out that
Nathan
isn't a big fun of the moon.
Where is Nathan?
He is doing just fine.
Would you care for some pocky?
You know that bullets don't
work on magical girls.
Don't you know?
Were not like
those crazy people
or zombies or
growling monsters from those
horror games you love so much.
What did you do with
Nathan?
Oh, you mean, your boyfriend?
I told you.
He is fine.
See.
He is fine.
What the fuck did you do to him?
Now, now. Don't make that face.
You see,
he's improved.
No bodily functions,
no emotional trauma,
and not only that,
you can have sex with
him all you want,
and he will never get tired.
You are one crazy bitch.
You think we wanted
to be the villains?
No.
But we save the
entire goddamn world
and we still didn't
get a happy ending.
And you wanna know why?
Oh, God.
Now you are gonna
monologue about how humans
are the true villains
or something like that.
So, you can justify
what you are doing?
Well, close.
But you see,
there are no villains or heroes.
Just a bunch of people looking
for their own self interest.
There is no greater good.
Aren't magical
girls supposed to be
that symbol of greater good?
Oh, Luna.
Luna, Luna.
You see,
I'm growing fond of you.
Mm, you're sparky and adorable.
I will tell you what.
Join me,
as a magical girl
and serve under me.
And together
we can conquer the 2D world.
3D world is so boring.
Join me
and together
we can fire up the magic.
Well
Fuck
you.
It's a shame.
Here I thought
you had potential.
Get out of my
dimension, you bitch.
My stuff. No.
Not my staff.
Not my staff.
Did you really think that cheap
plastic was my real stuff?
Huh.
Well, it's been fun.
May I see you again, Luna.
My offer still stands.
Oh, my god. What happened?
Yua. She was... She was here.
- How? - Can you. Can you help?
Can you help Nathan?
Nathan where is he?
- Here. - Nathan.
Don't tell me...
Yes.
Let's go.
And then...
- Yua? - Yeah.
- For real? - Yes.
Just appeared from the dark.
Walking
- Wait. - Just want to
in the castle with Yua.
Yeah.
It was alive the whole time.
I understand.
She is just messing with
with their minds.
There.
- Where? - There.
Actually, it's still there.
Can you see it?
- I can see it. - Can you see?
Yes.
Oh, my god.
Oh, no.
There is another one.
The sister. Look!
Oh, my god.
Oh, no.
Wow.
Let's go.
Bitch.