Second Hand Husband (2015) Movie Script

SECOND HAND HUSBAND
SECOND HAND HUSBAND
It will get done!
Hey, brother-in-law!
- Yes.
- Did Jaswinder get the drinks?
Jaswinder is already drunk.
I was saying.
Jaswant, my friend, thank you.
It feels good to know that
you thought about me.
No!
Don't worry. Gurpreet will
only get married to you.
I won't let her marry anyone else.
Thank you, my friend.
- Jassi!
- Yes.
What an arrangement!
Good job, my dear.
- Let it be, mom.
- What's the matter?
- Jaswant had called from Canada.
- So?
He said he has opened another
branch with a view of the sea.
He has a staff size of 15-20.
The office even has an AC!
He has done all that with
an intention to hire me.
What's wrong with dad?
Gurpreet's acting childish
and he is allowing her to
marry a duty manager!
Look, you will not argue
with your father today.
Okay?
- Listen, dear.
- Yes.
Everything is so nice today.
It makes me wish
- it were my daughter's wedding, not my niece's.
- Oh, ho!
By the way, where is Gurpreet?
- Yes, dad.
- Oh, right!
Seeing your aunt all decked up
your mom also wishes it were your
wedding and she was all decked up!
- Is he coming?
- Yes.
Then, today, we will discuss
everything with him.
- Hello!
- I hope you remember you need to talk to my father today.
- I am preparing for that meeting.
- Are you at the salon?
Men prefer spending their time at
a bank rather than at a salon.
If my loan gets approved today,
our house and our life will be set.
I've submitted the proof of income
you needed to approve the loan.
- 90,000!
- Yes, 90,000.
Have you ever heard that a person
with a salary of 45,000
gets a loan amounting
to 4.5 million?
I have never heard that.
- How does it sound?
- Sounds good.
"The man in the red turban,
hear my plea!"
"The man in the red turban,
hear my plea!"
"Get me an umbrella to
sit in the shade."
"Get me an umbrella to
sit in the shade."
"You don't stay with
me any longer."
"Have you made a new friend?"
"You don't stay with
me any longer."
"Have you made a new friend?"
"You don't tell me anything."
"I am fed up of asking you
for an explanation."
"Oh my moon, where did you."
"My moon, where did you
spend the last night?"
"I was there among the stars,
but you weren't there."
"My moon, where did you
spend the last night?"
"I was there among the stars,
but you weren't there."
"Oh, moon!
Where were you, my moon?"
"Last night."
"I dress up for you.
I wear makeup to impress you."
"I dress up for you.
I wear makeup to impress you."
"I look at you longingly,
but you don't give me a glance."
"You don't give me a glance."
"For whom do you get all
decked up every day?"
"You don't tell me anything."
"I am fed up of asking you
for an explanation."
"Oh, moon!
Where were you, my moon?"
"Last night."
"Your eyes hold a secret."
"You kill me with your looks."
"Your eyes hold a secret."
"You kill me with your looks."
"You have changed so much that
I can't deal with you."
"I can't deal with you anymore."
"I tried everything,
but nothing made sense."
"You don't tell me anything."
"I am fed up of asking you
for an explanation."
"Oh, moon! Where were you."
"My moon, where did you
spend the last night?"
"I was there among the stars,
but you weren't there."
"My moon, where did you
spend the last night?"
"I was there among the stars,
but you weren't there."
"Oh, moon! Where were you."
DIRECTED BY SMEEP KANG
So,
you are a duty manager at a hotel!
- Yes.
- Okay.
Gurpreet was telling me that
you two like each other.
- Yes.
- Why?
What?
Why do you like her?
- She is a nice girl.
- So what?
Oh, Jassi!
Anyway, parents don't decide for
their children these days.
Gurpreet's happiness
matters most to us.
Hey, listen. And listen carefully.
Gurpreet has got a marriage
proposal from Canada.
I don't wish to marry Jaswant.
He has a squint.
You don't have to put him on
display after marrying him.
And it is good he is squint.
It helps him see things
more clearly.
Listen, son, your parents.
I know they are gone.
Did they leave behind any property?
He has booked a three bedroom
flat in Model Town.
His loan was approved today.
He was the captain of the
cricket team in college.
You topped a class in school.
Right?
- Yes, till Class 8.
- So what?
I also topped in my class.
But did I achieve anything?
Well said! What have you achieved?
Listen, talk to him.
Right. I will.
Now, look.
Your first marriage didn't work.
What is the guarantee that
this one will work?
You can't guarantee such things.
Love is all that matters
in a relationship.
And I love Gurpreet.
Why?
Didn't you love your first wife?
- I did!
- Then what's the guarantee?
Son, how long has it been since
you've been divorced.
The divorce case is still on.
In some time,
I will get a divorce.
First-class!
This guy is not divorced.
He is still married.
He had an ulterior motive when he
booked the three bedroom flat.
But don't you think
before you ask my daughter's
hand in marriage, you should
sort out the divorce with
your first wife?
We separated 1.5 years ago.
I will get a divorce for sure.
It is just a formality.
Sir!
What did she say when she had
called you 30 minutes ago?
She had said she was at the gate.
That she was waiting.
I told her I'd reach in 2 minutes.
After that, she said very sweetly
'Rakesh,
what would I do without you?'
Had you not been here,
she'd hire an auto rickshaw.
After waiting for 15 minutes
the driver would have
cursed her and left!
There she is!
"Darling! Darling."
"Darling! Darling."
- Good morning!
- Good morning!
Did I make you wait too long?
No, we just got here.
- Really?
- Yes!
I wonder who that rude person
was who was honking the horn!
- Please come. Have a seat.
- Okay.
She is the rude one,
but she tends to call others rude!
The meeting was at 10:30 am.
It is already 11:00 am!
For 3 months,
you've been my lawyer.
A year into the case,
you'll give up as I have.
Call me when you are done here.
- I'll pick you up.
- Okay, bye.
- It's cold. Put your hand in the pocket.
- Right.
Sorry! I'm sorry. I got delayed.
- No worries!
- It is okay.
Shall we start?
Rajbir, this is our list.
Is someone going to pay
Rs 30,000 to Neha?
Who is that person?
- You're going to pay me.
- Me?
Because of the stress of divorce
Neha can't do a job.
So why should I care?
Since she is jobless
as your ex-wife,
she is dependent on you.
Rajbir, this means
that you will have to provide
for her every month.
- What do you mean by that?
- Money. Alimony.
It means I'll have
to pay her money.
Don't try to act smart.
Had you told me earlier that you
earn Rs 90,000 every month
we wouldn't have got divorced.
When did I start earning
Rs 90,000?
For the past one year.
Look.
This a copy of your income tax
return that was filed by you.
Mr. Sharma, I needed a home loan
- and so I had shown a fake income.
- Are you buying a new house?
What about my share in it?
After divorce
if your ex-husband
buys any property
you don't get a share in it.
Hindu Marriage Act, Section 27.
How impressive, my dear!
- She was my best student!
- Thank you, sir.
Rajbir, you should be thankful
that you don't have kids.
Otherwise, you would have had to
pay for child support as well.
And I kept stalling
it for no reason.
Keep dreaming.
When the court hears your rubbish
the judge will throw
your list in trash.
As prayed by petitioner number two
the wife, petitioner number one
the husband,
is hereby directed to pay
Rs 30,000 per month as alimony
to petitioner number two.
I had asked you to rid yourself
of your first wife.
But you ended up adopting her.
Your daughter was my lawyer.
Did I ask you to hire
her as your lawyer?
Even I never hire her
to fight my case!
- How much money will you have to give her?
- Rs 30,000.
How much do you earn in a month?
Rs 45,000.
Did you hear that? Rs 15,000!
He said Rs 45,000!
But the remainder is Rs 15,000!
I don't want to ruin
my sister's future.
Wait for two minutes, please.
Please keep mum for two minutes.
You have kept me quiet
my whole life!
You have already divorced
your first wife.
Then why are you having
to pay her now?
One has to pay money to the
ex-wife after divorce.
One has to provide for her.
It's called alimony.
- What kind of money?
- It's alimony, mom.
I've never heard of such a thing.
Gurpreet, please tell him.
You explain it to him, please.
Even I'm not perfectly
sure about it.
According to the law, I will have
to pay this amount to my ex-wife.
But if you pay so much
money to your ex-wife
how will you survive on
Rs 15,000 a month?
Forget about this!
Ask him
if her wife takes away
all that money
how will he survive on
Rs 15,000 a month?
So,
you think we are all fools here.
Why don't you talk to him?
Yes, Amit. I'm sorry
I got caught up with something.
Look, my dear.
How can we get our
daughter married
to someone
who can't run his own house?
We have no objection
to your proposal.
But if you want to marry Gurpreet
first, you will have to find
a way out of paying alimony.
He doesn't have to find a way out.
He needs to get out of here!
Dad, there's still some time.
Jaswant is ready to
marry Gurpreet.
At least, he is not a second-hand
guy like him.
Neha, you know
that Gurpreet and I are planning
for our future.
Have you come to seek
my blessings?
We already have everyone's
blessings.
But there's a small problem.
Gurpreet's parents say
that we cannot have a future
with just Rs 15,000 a month.
Her parents are right.
- One can't survive on Rs 15,000 a month.
- Exactly.
Do you remember that even
with Rs 45,000 a month
we had to face a lot
of difficulty.
Now, you take Rs 15,000
even from that amount.
What do you mean?
Neha,
please don't ask for so much money.
Or else we won't be able
to get married.
Money doesn't matter
when you're in love.
Money only matters when
the love is absent.
Ma'am, may I leave?
Yes. I have kept your Rs
3000 on the fridge.
- Take that money.
- Okay, ma'am.
I'm helpless.
I can no longer work.
I have a back problem
since I go for swimming.
By the way,
do I look a little fat?
Yes,
you've become too fat these days.
You look so thin.
Are you working very hard?
- Do you even know what it means to work hard?
- Rajbir!
- What the hell, Rajbir?
- I slog all day
- and she's worried about her figure.
- Why don't you also get in shape?
I'm not stopping you.
Who the hell are you to spend
my money frivolously?
I am your first wife.
If you break your marital vows
you will have to pay for it.
We are already divorced.
Do you want to take my life now?
I won't give a penny from now on!
You will automatically get in
shape when you stay hungry.
Let's go!
What are you saying?
- That the two of you.
- What's this all about?
- Do the two of you want to get married?
- What!
Rakesh,
is this some kind of a joke?
Just because I spoke
nicely with you.
Rakesh, you are an old man now.
Son, why don't you make
your father understand?
Does this suit him?
Please leave.
Hello, Neha. How are you?
Rakesh, I disturbed you
early in the morning.
Were you sleeping?
No, I was just reminiscing
about the past.
Anyway, how are you doing?
Tell Rajbir to behave himself.
Otherwise, I'll get him arrested.
- What happened?
- He has threatened not to pay me the alimony.
It's not his money!
Don't say that. Don't worry.
He will come to your house
and give you the money.
And what if he doesn't?
Why wouldn't he?
It's not his father's money.
He will pay you.
I feel a lot better
when I talk to you.
People must think
that I only call out of need.
You must be busy.
I'll call you in the evening.
I'm not busy. I'm just.
- Good morning, ma'am!
- Rajbir.
Ajit's phone is switched off.
Where is he?
Ma'am,
he is busy in an important meeting.
If it's something urgent,
I'll give him the phone.
No.
- It's okay.
- Bye.
Okay, ma'am. Bye.
The boss has a meeting
today as well!
You've changed your name
from Harpal to Harry.
- But people still think you're a senior citizen.
- That's true.
And look at our boss.
People don't allow him to retire.
"Drunkard."
"Who's that? A glass of whiskey!"
So, how are you feeling?
I feel like I'm on
top of the world.
What about you?
"Balle! Balle!"
I can't tell you
how happy I am.
By the way, how old are you?
By the way, you tell me
how old I am.
- Fifty five?
- No.
Wow! Sixty?
Sixty five?
Seventy?
Oh, my God!
Rajbir, I've achieved everything
in my life late.
I got my first salary at
the age of thirty five.
I got married at the
age of forty two.
I experienced mother's love
when I was six years old
when my father remarried.
While you got everything late,
I got everything before time.
You see
I got married at twenty two
and got divorced at twenty six.
Sir,
the speed at which I am climbing up
I think I'll be dead by
the time I'm forty.
Don't be so negative.
It spoils my fun.
Sir,
we've already had nine drinks.
Only beginners keep a count of
how many drinks they had.
I keep drinking until
I'm in no state to go back home.
Beant.
Darn it! Beant Kaur!
There you are!
Is this the time to come home?
And you're drunk again!
People talk nonsense
when they say that a man can
get addicted to alcohol.
I'm not addicted to alcohol.
I'm addicted to your
sweet nothings.
'Why do you come home late?'
'Why do you drink?'
And what else do you say, darling?
- When will you reform?
- Yes! That's the one!
- Enough of this drama!
- You can't even stand properly.
- Sit down.
- Where do I sit?
- Sit down!
- I am sitting.
What's your command?
Ajit.
Please quit drinking.
Oh, dear!
If you're telling me so sweetly,
I'll definitely quit drinking.
I'll quit drinking on Tuesday.
When is Tuesday?
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
I can't quit tomorrow.
I will surely quit on
the next Tuesday.
Years and years have passed,
but you haven't quit drinking.
When will your Tuesday come?
I'm completely fed up!
Should I serve dinner
on the dining table?
Or do you want me to get it here?
I will eat at the dining table.
But.
But what?
One for the dining table.
Good morning, sir.
Hi, Rajbir.
- Good morning, sir!
- Good morning.
- How are you?
- I'm good, sir.
Oh, my God!
"Oh, baby!"
She's lovely.
"Oh, baby!"
- Who is she?
- Kajal Verma.
Her husband Vikram Verma owns
an event management company.
He met an accident and
became bedridden.
So, she handles the business now.
But she's out of your league, sir.
Harry has asked her for coffee
several times since morning.
And you know that.
Coffee is not enough, Rajbir.
Sir, she wanted to book our banquet
hall on the day after tomorrow.
But it's not available.
But if you'd like to.
Send her to my cabin.
- What?
- Yes.
- You want to book the banquet hall on the day after tomorrow.
- Yes.
- Done. -Done?
- Yes!
But your manager had refused.
That's why he's only a manager.
He also asked me to meet you
and that you'd help me out.
That's why he's a manager today.
I must tell you that
you're very jolly.
Actually, our business requires us
to have a personal touch.
You can now relax.
We'll take care of all your
events from now on.
And I hope
that each event of yours
would be memorable.
So nice of you!
- Thank you so much!
- Welcome.
Oh! Sorry!
- Rajbir, you're a lawyer. Am I right?
- Yes.
When the judge ordered
him to pay alimony
- he didn't ask him to behave inappropriately.
- Yes, of course.
Thankfully,
Neha only gave me a call.
Had she registered a complaint,
I would have had to arrest him.
Tell me.
- Would it look nice if I handcuff him?
- No.
It wouldn't, right?
So, why don't you do something?
Nobody looks good while
getting handcuffed.
But what can one do about it?
Look.
Either prepare to get him bailed
or try and make him understand.
Here he comes. You talk to him.
Hello! How are you, Rakesh?
I'm fine.
But Neha isn't doing good.
You refused to give money
to the poor lady.
She doesn't deserve any sympathy.
She's having fun with my money.
She has hired a maid,
goes for swimming and what not.
Listen to me, Rajbir.
This is illegal.
And Rakesh was saying that you
can be jailed for this.
- Will you side with Neha too?
- I'm only siding with the law.
Are you going to marry
me or marry the law?
Rajbir, we don't want you
to take the wrong way.
You will have to give the money.
They say, your responsibilities
increase after marriage.
No one will say that you'll have
a lot more responsibilities
after divorce.
I'll be her slave for
the rest of my life.
No, not for the rest of your life.
- It's only until Neha gets married.
- Why?
Yesterday, I read
that one has to pay
alimony only until
his ex-wife gets married again.
But why will she get remarried if
she is getting paid every month?
She might like someone.
But who could she like?
I don't like saying this
but Neha loves me.
What?
And even I love her.
Oh! You never told me about this.
Because you were her husband.
Well, I'm glad.
I'll go and convince
Neha to get married.
We'll celebrate after that.
- Well, then let's meet up in the evening.
- Sure.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
Here's your cheque.
And what about the vegetables?
- Balvinder.
- Yes, sir.
These are vegetables,
not balloons.
Each cauliflower weighs
five kilograms.
It looks like they're going
to have a feast at home.
They order a lot of vegetables!
- Thank you.
- I'll get Rohan in just five minutes.
The show is at 7 pm. Be ready.
I'm able to survive in this city
because of your friendship.
Ah...
- Did you hear that?
- Let me know if anything comes up.
Rakesh, where are you going?
I'll go inside and convince Neha.
You should enter after that.
Balwinder will get Rohan.
How did it happen now?
I wasn't going anywhere.
Here's your cheque.
You weren't even going
to give me a penny.
Now, you're even giving me
a bouquet of flowers.
When did you start taking
me seriously?
I was just joking.
But now, I've made up my mind.
I will keep you happy before
I take care of my needs.
Is this a joke?
Or are you serious?
I've never been so serious
in my whole life.
Really? What have you planned?
Neha, I want you to get married.
I don't want you to feel lonely.
- Marriage?
- Yes.
It would be unfair if I marry
Gurpreet -while you remain lonely.
It's better to live alone than
marrying a person like you.
I'm not going to fall
for your tricks.
Until I have to pay alimony,
Gurpreet's parents say
that they won't let me
get married to her.
Do you think I'm so nice?
Not at all!
But I have an idea that
can benefit both of us.
Look, if you get married
you'll have someone
to run the house
and you will also have company.
- What do you mean?
- That's what I'm saying!
If you had a husband, he would do
the chores and also get groceries.
But Rakesh always gets
me groceries.
But don't you have to request him?
Does such behaviour suit you?
- No.
- Don't you need someone to confide in?
I'm no longer a college-going girl
who,
with a bag, goes looking for boys.
After getting married to you,
all men think I'm crazy.
People will always say
what they want to.
There is someone who loves you.
- Who is it?
- Even I'm surprised.
There is someone. Close your eyes.
I'll call him right now.
Come on, Rajbir. Stop it.
Just close your eyes.
I'll call him right now.
Please close your eyes.
Neha, why have you shut your eyes?
Oh, Rakesh, you came so early.
Actually, I've closed my eyes
because Rajbir is about to
introduce me to someone.
He was going to introduce
you to me.
What!
Rajbir,
what kind of a joke is this?
Neha,
you shouldn't call him a joke.
Tell me clearly what's going on.
Rakesh loves you.
And he says that you love him too.
Rakesh?
Don't you like me?
What I feel for you is
something different.
You will honestly find someone
who's better than me.
- Why do you think like that?
- Don't interrupt!
I'm trying to tackle
this issue calmly.
Rakesh, I won't be able to go
for a movie with you today.
I'm sorry that your ticket will
be wasted because of me.
It's alright. Balwinder will
go watch the movie instead.
So, it's a no from your side.
Dad, it's a no from her side.
Let's go.
I was under the impression
that you liked him.
I don't like him in a way that
I'd like to marry him.
He's an inspector in Punjab police.
And he's also an honest person.
Now, I understand.
You'd like a rich guy.
I'll get several men for
you to chose from.
Please don't refuse just because
I made a small mistake.
Should I find suitors for you?
His salary should be good,
and he shouldn't be stupid.
Thank you!
"You have just come to this city,
yet started causing troubles."
"Your gaze is enough to make the
guys go crazy about you."
"Leaving you alone in this
new place is risky."
"The guys have queued
up to see you!"
"Hey, girl! Be mine, don't
waste your time alone."
"Hey, girl! Be mine, don't
waste your time alone."
"Hey, girl! Be mine, don't
waste your time alone."
"I keep accepting and
rejecting proposals."
"I keep accepting and
rejecting proposals."
"I have trapped you using
my ravishing beauty."
"I have trapped you using
my ravishing beauty."
"Hey, gorgeous girl!
Many guys keep following you."
"They wave at you and tell
you that they miss you."
"Hey, gorgeous girl!
Many guys keep following you."
"They wave at you and tell
you that they miss you."
"You are indeed beautiful!
Your waist is lean and lovely."
"Give me your love."
"Hey, girl! Be mine, don't
waste your time alone."
"Hey, girl! Be mine, don't
waste your time alone."
"Hey, girl! Be mine, don't
waste your time alone."
"Hey, girl! Be mine, don't
waste your time alone."
"You scolded me so bad that
I couldn't stop crying."
"I couldn't stop crying."
"You scolded me so bad that
I couldn't stop crying."
"You have rendered me sleepless!"
"I couldn't sleep at night!"
Can I ask you something?
Yes, please.
- I hope you don't mind.
- No, I won't.
You're always so lively.
You always have a smile
on your face.
But it looks like you're hiding
your sorrow behind your smile.
It's nothing like that.
I have misjudged someone
for the first time.
Anyway, forget about me.
Tell me something about yourself.
Knowing about me will
do you no good.
I'm the most blessed person.
I have a hotel, a home.
I have everything.
But I have osteoporosis.
Osteoporosis?
I didn't get you.
It's a spinal disorder.
My wife is bedridden.
I'm sorry.
That's what the doctor said.
When I asked him if my wife
would ever recover.
Don't worry.
Everything will be alright.
That's exactly what
the doctor said.
And when I asked him
whether we would ever be able
to live as a married couple
he said
that this disorder
disallows me to have sex.
- Would you like some wine?
- What?
It's okay if you don't want to.
How can I refuse if you
ask me so sweetly?
Thank you.
Darling, I'm home.
I am back.
Did you get drunk again?
Darling, I drink every day.
- Is this the time to come home?
- Not at all!
It's the duty of every cultured man
to be back home by around 7:30 pm.
Being cultured.
Being cultured.
A man inherits values
from his mother.
And my poor mother
passed away when I was born.
Why are you talking
about such things?
Don't sympathize with me,
Beant Kaur.
Don't sympathize with me!
Please scold me!
I come home late.
I'm a bad person.
It's your drinking
habit that's bad.
You are not a bad person.
Then why do I feel that
I'm a bad person?
Why did I get involved
in the hotel business?
From morning to evening
I have to drink with any Tom,
Dick and Harry to socialise.
I get drunk by evening.
Socialism has made me a drunkard.
- Baldev has invited us to his house tomorrow.
- No.
I won't go to his house.
He is like a broken record
who keeps telling me that alcohol
is a disgusting thing.
He says,
'Why don't you quit drinking?'
Darling, just think about it.
If I get rid of all my vices
then with regards to my in-laws
only you will be the only
one left with me.
Oh, no!
You'll never mend your ways!
I'm trying,
but it is not in my hands.
Did Ajit say that his in-laws
are disgusting?
- Even I'm a part of his in-laws.
- Exactly.
How funny!
- Ajit thinks everyone who is.
- Ajit always.
- Can't you see that I'm talking?
- Sorry.
Ajit thinks anybody who asks him
to stop drinking is disgusting.
Are you waiting for me to stop?
He had promised to keep
my sister always happy.
Even you had promised my dad
to always keep me happy.
Aunt Pammi, would you like me
to make some tea for you?
You should ask before we drink.
You're always on the phone.
Mom, I talk to Harleen.
We have to exchange notes.
He drinks alcohol as if the doctor
has prescribed it to him.
Do you think
he is aggrieved because
he is childless?
Is that the reason he's
always so sad?
How sad!
For God's sake!
Drinking is a bad habit.
- It's not an intellectual crisis.
- How true!
Is his business doing fine?
Why would he tell me even
it's not doing well?
You should take some interest.
Only then he will tell you.
Visit his hotel sometimes.
He will feel good.
And look
try to be a part of his life.
I'll change and be back before
the drinks arrive.
"Oh, baby!"
Greetings!
- Hello, ma'am. -Hello.
- Is Ajit in his office? -No, he isn't.
He must be in his room.
How many seconds do two
minutes constitute?
Do you know?
- I'll be back in no time.
- Love you.
Love you.
Come in.
Ajit
- Beant.
- Why are you sitting here today?
Why aren't you in the office?
What happened?
Darling, I have a backache.
- Did you call a doctor?
- No.
I couldn't call the doctor.
- Lie down. I'll call a doctor.
- No!
I'm feeling anxious.
Please take me home.
- Let's go.
- What are you.
Ladies' sandals?
Those are mine.
The doctor said
that the sandals have
a magnet in them.
I told him that these
were ladies' sandals.
But he said that they were unisex.
He said that I'd feel better
if I walk in those sandals.
Darling, have the drinks arrived?
Darling?
- Who's she?
- She's a doctor.
- Doctor?
- But you said that you
that you hadn't called a doctor.
The pain made me forget
whether I had or had
not called a doctor.
What was she doing
in the bathroom?
She was.
Darling, to ask a lady
what she was doing in the bathroom
would be indecent.
Ajit! Who is she?
I don't know.
She said she was a doctor.
What? Am I a doctor?
- And you don't know me?
- I know you.
- Do you know her?
- No.
- Ajit!
- My pain is getting worse!
- I don't understand why you tolerate her.
- Who is she?
- I'm his wife!
- His wife is bedridden.
I'm trembling.
I think I am about to die.
Please help me!
Help me!
This is the limit!
- This is the limit!
- Darling! Please wait!
- Darling, what just happened?
- You're a liar!
Why didn't I lock the
door from the inside?
Ma'am
my life is in danger!
Kamal,
you should go to the police.
Ma'am, I'm a danger to myself.
I'm really tense.
Then you should be
visiting a doctor.
I'm tense because my father
is forcing me to g married.
And that too illegally.
- Then you should go to a good lawyer, like me.
- Okay. -Tell me more.
I left my house last week.
And on top of that
dad has sent goons after me
to get hold of me.
Not just that.
Last night, I got a text
that if I don't return
home by evening
he might even kill me.
- I'm ready to take up your case.
- Okay.
- But there's a problem.
- What?
Unless your father takes your life
- your case remains weak.
- I see.
We will first have to put forward
a request for police protection.
Wait here. I'll be right back.
Bhagwan,
keep two cups of tea on my table.
Ma'am, you have already
had 72 cups of tea.
Bhagwan,
haven't you quit stealing?
I have started selling tea now.
Then stop fooling people.
It hasn't been 72 cups of tea.
It's been 70 cups.
By the way, ma'am, whenever you
get a good fee from a client
pay me my money.
Excuse me.
- Yes?
- Where is Gurpreet?
She must be on her way.
- Why?
- What is your name?
My name is Kam.
My name is Gurpreet.
Your name is also Gurpreet?
Why? Can't two people
have the same name?
Amazing!
Why are you asking when you're
already aware of it?
- Are you married?
- Why do you care?
Look, you should get married.
I know a woman called Neha.
Listen to me carefully.
I will not marry her!
I don't care if my
father kills me!
I will never marry her!
What's wrong?
- Is everyone who is named Gurpreet crazy?
- Who else is?
- This guy.
- But his name is Kamal. -Yes!
He is an absolute wonder!
You take a seat there.
Don't worry. He's a friend of mine.
- What happened?
- It didn't come to fruition.
All the suitors I found for Neha
get rejected by her
or they reject her.
But you're making her meet
college-going boys.
Only a person with no other
option would marry Neha.
Why? How would they know what
kind of a person Neha is?
That's because Neha is a divorcee.
She can't get married to
college-going boys.
You will only find a second-hand
guy for her.
All the divorced men
who are fathers
are permitted by the court
to meet their kids
once a week.
The best candidate
for you would be
someone who has kids but
doesn't have a wife.
- You get great food here.
- Okay.
If you eat well,
I'll get you a chocolate ice-cream.
- Sit here. I'm going to the washroom.
- Okay, dad.
- Where is your mother, my dear?
- Today's a Sunday.
I don't meet dad from
Monday to Saturday.
On Sundays, I don't meet mom.
Hasn't your father got
a new mother for you?
Dad has said that he'll
get me a new bicycle.
- What does your father do?
- He's a bank manager.
Oh! Didn't you want a new bicycle?
I have a bicycle that I don't need
any more. Do you want it?
If I ask dad for it
he will tell me that he is very
busy. What will I do then?
The same thing that all the
intelligent kids do!
Let me tell you what to do.
When your father comes, tell him.
Excuse me? What's going on?
Your son is very sweet.
Dad, this man has a new bicycle.
Please get it for me.
Not today. I am very busy today.
Okay, then. I will come with my
mother tomorrow and buy it.
Where do you stay?
Deepak, this is Neha.
- Neha, this is Deepak.
- Hello.
And this is his son Bunty.
Your kid is really sweet.
Ma'am,
your house is very beautiful.
Ma'am?
Deepak, she doesn't like it if
anyone addresses her like that.
- Just call her Neha.
- Where did you find him?
Was it at a hotel or at a mall?
A hotel.
You guys chat.
We'll get some tea for your father.
And what about the bicycle?
I'll show you the bicycle too.
Come on!
Please continue with
your conversation.
Is he going to make tea?
- How old is it?
- What do you mean?
I mean, it's better to clarify
everything before we strike a deal.
Is this a deal for you?
I'm sorry.
You might be emotionally attached
to it but I came here
because of my son.
Otherwise, I'm not interested.
Oh! Well, now that you have come
here, let's talk frankly.
- Okay.
- What was the problem with the first one?
Nothing much. It just got old.
And what if the second
one gets old?
I'll change that too.
One can use something
only up to a point.
What do you mean by use?
Yes. Is there a problem?
Rajbir!
- Rajbir!
- Wait a minute! Why are you yelling?
Who is this man?
Look, talk politely.
Deepak, please don't mind her.
This is how Neha always
talks to me.
Now that I'm here,
I will leave only after taking it.
Just quote me the price.
Rajbir, I will hit him!
I'm being polite to her
- and she is.
- Is this politeness?
Now, I know why your
first wife left you.
Tell her to talk politely!
- Why didn't you learn to speak politely?
- She's lecturing me!
- Deepak, let me explain.
- Explain her!
Let me explain to both of you.
- Neha is a divorcee.
- So what?
- And you're also a divorcee.
- So what?
- I thought if I set up a meeting between the two of you.
- What?
- I mean.
- Wait a minute!
Haven't you told him anything?
- Did you bring me here to talk about my marriage?
- Yes.
And what about the bicycle?
There's no bicycle.
Which bicycle?
Hold on a minute, ma'am.
How would you benefit
by making us meet?
My hands are tied.
- I want to get married.
- Then get married!
Why are you getting me married?
I don't want to marry her.
I want to marry someone else.
I don't care!
Why do you want us to get married?
I have to pay her alimony
until she gets married.
Is she your wife?
She's my ex-wife.
That means.
You want a suitor for
your own wife?
Yes.
Bunty, let's go!
- Dad, what about the bicycle?
- Forget about it! Let's go!
Deepak!
- I don't want her to be my wife.
- Dad, please get me a bicycle.
Don't worry. I'm there for you.
I'll inform the next
guy about you.
One learns from his mistakes.
Oh God!
Tell me. What do you want from me?
I request you to tell my wife
that the mistake which she
is punishing me for
never happened in the first place.
Oh! Is that what you regret
that we never.
At least, appreciate the fact
that right now I'm concerned about
my wife and not myself.
I was a businessman
and you were my client.
Who committed this
mistake actually?
According to you,
it's the client's mistake, right?
No! No! Not at all!
It's Ajit and Kajal's fault.
Let them bear the consequences.
Why should we?
The one who has come to meet
you right now is not Ajit.
He is a businessman.
Oh my goodness!
I feel very dizzy at the moment.
Now, tell me the reason I feel so.
Is it the client or Kajal?
Look,
we had a professional relationship.
We made the mistake of
making it personal.
Now that the mistake is due
to a personal relationship
why should we let the professional
one be affected?
I'm sorry, but I can't do that!
Please think about it once.
- I already have.
- What?
That I won't be able to help you.
Are you listening, Ajit?
Nobody will help you out.
Neither Kajal, nor the client.
Thank you! Thank you very much!
- Why isn't a room available?
- Ma'am, please understand!
I can't assign you a room
until it's cleaned.
Ma'am! Ma'am! Listen to me!
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Ma'am, even I'd never help him
if I were in your shoes.
Since he has committed a mistake,
he should be punished.
But because of his one mistake,
his life may be ruined.
Let it happen!
I don't care! He deserves it!
I just feel bad for his wife.
I felt that maybe I should
apologise to her.
She is innocent and bears
no fault in all of this.
Exactly! What's her fault in this?
But she has left her husband and
shifted to her brother's.
But nothing really happened
between your boss and me.
This is something that only you
can make his wife understand.
She doesn't trust Ajit at all.
Ma'am,
no matter what you think of my boss
but he always has good things
to say about you!
He was saying that none of
this was Kajal's fault.
He felt guilty and responsible
for the impression his wife might
have of you because of him.
Ma'am, her brother's residence
is not far away!
- Is it not your fault?
- Not at all!
Then who is to blame?
It's. I forgot the name.
- Kajal!
- Yes! It's Kajal's!
Show me one man in this world
who is trustworthy!
Hey! Am I not?
All of this is happening
because I trusted you!
What have I done?
You were the one who approved
of this man for your sister.
How handsome!
You too were my choice!
- How beautiful!
- You have no idea of such professional women.
They can stoop to any level
for their benefit.
She wanted Ben Kothal
and Ben Kothal was booked,
I refused.
In order to procure Ben Kothal,
she tried to seduce me.
- What was she doing in your room?
- Nothing!
She said that her husband wished to
meet me upon entering my room.
I asked her to take a
seat out of courtesy.
Half an hour passed, and there
was no sign of her husband.
Kajal is very shrewd and cunning.
She can resort to anything
to get her work done.
He isn't aware that you're
standing behind him.
She hounded me with
calls on the way.
She said I was welcome to keep
a professional relationship
with her if not a personal one.
Ajit!
Was I the one calling you?
Didn't you come to meet me?
You went to meet her?
Why and how are you here?
I must be here to establish
some sort of personal
or professional relationship.
Correct?
Oh God!
My sole purpose was to
apologise to you.
Isn't she the one he's
having an affair with?
Go ahead and praise him more!
Whatever the situation is
you have only me to blame.
How possessive!
I didn't expect this from you
after having spent such
good time together.
For how long has this
been going on for?
The time!
What's the time, darling?
I feel dizzy!
Enough, Ajit!
Enough!
Please come back here.
You can lie blatantly
to save yourself!
Had it been your husband
instead of my wife
your condition would be the
same as mine right now.
Ms Kajal!
We must not spoil our relationship
for such a trivial reason.
Shut up! Shame on you!
Liar!
Let us leave too.
After you.
She refused to come here.
Who brought her here?
It was I who convinced her.
Bless you!
The decision you've
taken is right.
Ajit can never change.
Mom, has the lawyer been called
for aunt's divorce?
- Yes!
- Are you people in your senses?
First, end your marriage instead
of manipulating others!
14 divorces in 4 years!
My younger brother is a priest.
I've got more couples divorced
than he got married.
How impressive, sir!
- But, sir, this is a private matter.
- Of course.
Try to get it sorted with
minimum hassles.
Of course!
- Nobody will know about it!
- Correct.
Your wife will instigate a riot
right in front of your house.
- My wife?
- Yes!
Encouraging people to divorce.
- She will.
- How?
I will charge her with such
nasty allegations!
- What kind of allegations?
- It's good to see you.
First, allegation on his wife would
be that she is characterless.
- Pammi!
- Yes, Pammi!
She has no morals.
- Pammi?
- Oh yes!
As soon as your brother left
for Lebanon with his luggage
she started an affair
with the servant
and got intimate at
this very spot!
- How disgusting!
- Yes!
What rubbish are you saying?
You have a good heart.
Whoever your wife's lawyer will be
will also accuse you
of absurd things.
But don't worry.
I'm here to rescue you.
I will put her behind bars
for domestic violence.
As soon as you finalise
the divorce
within 30 minutes,
she will be behind bars.
- What rubbish!
- Absolutely! That's how legal issues unfold!
Sir
let me tell you something
very clearly.
- I'm not the one filing for a divorce.
- Then?
It's my sister who is
applying for one.
It took you very long
to reveal that!
Ma'am,
I know about your case already.
It's not your fault that
you don't have children.
Your husband is impotent!
I will proceed with your
case as a childless one.
The verdict will be in your
favour within two minutes.
And about her husband.
- Yes, sir! -Sir?
- Yes!
By the way
I'm her husband!
- I have to deal with all the dimwits! You.
- Look, Pammi!
- Pammi!
- What did she say while leaving?
Look, sir.
I have a 15-year-old daughter.
- What is my fault in that?
- Nothing!
It's about a figure.
I'd have 4 kids more if my wife
had been co-operative.
Sir, now that I'm here,
don't worry at all!
Here is that letter!
Which your brother-in-law will
receive on my behalf.
- I will deliver it myself.
- You will?
- Yes! I'm independent!
- Wow!
Once such a letter was delivered
at the wrong address!
They also filed for a divorce.
Welcome, sir!
What about the house-keeping bill?
I've submitted that!
Let's wait for it to be approved.
- Sir? -Tell him that I'm here.
- Who are you talking about?
- Ajit Singh!
- He is sitting in the restaurant.
You could've told
me that politely.
- Sorry!
- Excuse me, sir!
Please have a look at this.
- Where is the restaurant?
- Sir, that way!
Excuse me, gentleman.
Are you Ajit Singh?
No. That's him!
The one who slapped or the
one who got slapped?
The one who slapped!
- What have you done? Get out!
- Sorry, sir.
Get out from here.
You may meet him now.
- What is it?
- I'll come some other day.
Then why did you take the
trouble to come today?
Please come!
Please have something. Come on!
Please.
Sir, Beant has sent this for you.
- Beant has sent this.
- Sir.
I request you to read it after
I leave this place.
She could have called me if
it's a personal thing.
Why did she send you?
Divorce papers!
What's this?
I did what she wanted me to do.
Do you think I'm having an affair?
Do I get drunk and
behave improperly?
Sir, actually.
It's necessary to mention some
reasons for filing divorce.
There's only one reason.
She has gone mad.
Sir, you can ask your lawyer
to mention that as a reason.
Sure. I will.
She won't be able to stay away
from me for two days.
So sweet!
I'll leave, sir.
No. Not so soon.
- Beant has sent you!
- Yes.
I must show you our renowned
hospitality.
Please have a seat.
Sit. I'll send someone.
What's he going to do?
Tell him I am leaving.
- Who?
- Jagmohan.
- Okay.
- Jagmohan.
- Rajbir.
- Yes, sir.
- Beant has created a new issue.
- What?
She sent me divorce papers.
Do you have a good lawyer in mind?
Sir, I know the best lawyer.
- Hello.
- Where are you? I have reached.
We're coming.
Boss wanted to have some drinks.
I'm waiting for him.
- Come soon.
- Yes. We're leaving.
Read about the negotiations
by that time.
Yes. I have got my books.
As soon as he came to know
I am your lawyer.
He signed the papers.
He knows he can't mess with me.
Beant,
I have won so many divorces cases.
People are scared of inviting
me to their weddings.
They ask my family.
Whether Jagmohan is coming
with them or not.
Everyone thinks I'm bad luck.
Who will negotiate with him?
Negotiation?
For divorce!
Oh! You don't have to
negotiate with him.
He will get the better of
you in a few minutes.
You're so naive.
What do you want?
- He's here.
- Who?
Ajit.
Are we too late?
You're still the same.
- I'll park my car and come back.
- Sit down.
The watchman will take
care of that. Ajit!
I have changed.
Now, I drink during daytime too.
Actually,
we met some important clients.
He didn't plan for having a drink.
Please don't defend him.
I have to.
He has paid me in advance.
Do you go to work while drunk?
You are asking me if I go to
work while being drunk.
Why is that no one says,
'I can work even while I'm drunk?'
If you don't mind!
- Sir.
- What is this?
Alimony.
- Rs 300,000?
- It's a nominal amount for you.
She shops for Rs 300,000 in a day.
I will give her access
to my bank account.
She wants a car too!
You will have the house, sir.
Hey! Where will she stay?
You. Whose side are you on?
Let it be, Ajit.
You're not sober.
It's right.
What can I do?
I don't have the guts
to face reality.
Come back to home.
As you wish.
Since the petitioner number one
Beant Kaur and petitioner
number two Ajit Singh
have applied for divorce
with mutual consent
the court gives them a period of
six months to stay separate.
If, after the sixth month
both the petitioners continue
to demand divorce
with mutual consent
the court will grant them so.
Come back home.
As you wish.
Rajbir,
it's been eight months now.
Do you understand what
I am trying to say?
We have rejected many
good proposals.
I'm here because of him!
Listen to me carefully.
If his first marriage didn't work,
his second wouldn't work either.
Dad, I'm also your second child.
Did you stop loving me?
- No, dear.
- Shut up!
A man who is.
This man was incapable
of handling his wife
and you want your daughter
to marry him!
If she had married Jaswant,
I would've been in Canada.
Shut up! Enough of your nonsense!
If you want to go to Canada,
make it happen on your own.
Mind your manners.
I'm talking to an ill-mannered
person
and this is the right way.
Why are you quiet?
He is insulting me
in my own house.
- Calm down.
- I'm talking to him.
Will you let me talk to him?
- Yes.
- Move!
Please don't mind his words.
He is. We trust you.
You'll solve the problem.
Yes.
"Oh, my sweet love."
"Oh, my sweet love."
"You have thick open hair
resembling dark clouds."
"Come on,
let's dance on the DJ's beats."
"If somebody interferes between us,
I will get violent."
"Girl, your dance makes
this party rocking."
"Oh, my sweet love.
You're sweet like honey."
"Oh, my sweet love.
You're sweet like honey."
"I kept you safe from the world."
"And loved you with all my heart.
"
"But you don't respect me.
You're so rude."
"I lost my control since I saw you.
"
"My heart says you are my Juliet,
and I'm your Romeo."
"I'm your Romeo."
"I lost my control since I saw you.
"
"My heart says you are my Juliet,
and I'm your Romeo."
"Oh, my sweet love.
You're sweet like honey."
"Oh, my sweet love.
You're sweet like honey."
"You make me bloom like a flower."
"I have won your heart."
"You kept me away
from this world."
"You looked after me and
kept me close to you."
"Take me along with you,
my beloved."
"Your eyes are beautiful.
You wear a red stole."
"You light up this party."
"The boys go crazy when
they see you!"
"The boys go crazy when
they see you!"
"Oh, my sweet love.
You're sweet like honey."
"Oh, my sweet love.
You're sweet like honey."
"Oh, my sweet love."
Take this.
Drink all of it.
Tell me something.
I always feel like I need
someone to be with me.
- A companion.
- A companion?
Like a couple sitting in a park
and as the sun sets
and for hours on end,
without talking to each other
they just sit together.
Okay. You mean like a friend,
who after playing cricket
sits with you in a park for hours!
You've become quite matured.
You understood such a deep thing.
Nisha, you came from Delhi
after so many days.
Yes.
I was living happily in Delhi.
My mother-in-law asked
me to come from Delhi
saying she was sick and that
she wanted a grandson.
Tell her that the more time
you spend with your husband
the more are her chances of
becoming a grandmother.
It's surprising to know that your
mother-in-law is still alive.
Two of her doctors have passed
away, but she's still doing well.
You're lucky to neither have a
mother-in-law nor a husband.
That's true.
Look! It's Ajit Singh.
Only yesterday his wife left him,
and he's here celebrating.
How can anybody leave
a person like him?
He's an alcoholic.
Had my husband been earning
so much money
- I would have turned my entire house into a bar.
- Waiter!
Get me two.
How come you called me here today?
I thought I should let you have
some fun with your money.
Why haven't you brought anyone
for the past several days?
I'm tired. Everybody knows me now.
They run away at the sight of
me because I have a wife.
But you bring all
sorts of rascals.
Where do I find a prince
charming for you?
What do you think about Ajit?
Why would he look for
your prince charming?
He's a divorcee too.
Why don't you hook me up with him?
Hey!
Stay in your limit!
Do you know what a big shot he is?
He owns a four-star hotel and
has a mansion in Model Town.
He buys a car if he is bored.
Enough.
I'm getting more restless.
At least,
see the difference between the age.
You were of my age.
Did I become happy
by marrying you?
Rajbir, it's quite simple.
If you want to get married
to Gurpreet
then hook me up with Ajit.
- You've lost your mind!
- Why? -Why?
There's nothing crazy about it.
Gurpreet
Neha is dreaming of marrying Ajit.
Don't you think that
it's a crazy idea?
Why do I fall in love
with such women?
Why are you over-reacting?
Because you're not
reacting enough.
Rajbir, this the 21st century!
Anyone can fall in
love with anyone!
Do you think Neha loves Ajit?
She's only eyeing his wealth.
Why do you care?
Your benefit lies in getting
Neha married.
It doesn't matter what
the reason is.
Don't think too much.
Just convince Ajit.
- Sir, may I say something?
- Yes.
Sir,
you shouldn't have left Beant.
Have you thought anything
about the future?
About my future?
My father had asked me this
question when I was a kid.
I didn't care about it then.
And I don't care about it now.
But,
sir, everyone needs a companion.
Listen.
Has Gurpreet left you?
Sir, I'm not talking about myself.
I'm talking about you.
Sir, it would be difficult
to live your life alone.
I'm not lonely.
I have Beant.
She'll calm down in a few
days and will come back.
What's the matter with you?
Why do you look worried?
It's nothing, sir.
I can't be helped.
My life is ruined.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Tell your father to get you married
to that guy from Canada.
Why do you accept
defeat so easily?
You should in fact be happy
that after listening to you,
Ajit did not get angry.
That's what his problem is.
He's not angry with anybody.
He's not even angry with Beant.
For him, even if someone
leaves him for months
- he forgives that person.
- What should I do now?
Neha wants to marry Ajit
- while Ajit thinks that Beant will be back.
- What do I do?
That's the problem with men.
Unless a woman finds another man
you guys think that
she will be back.
You're right.
Ajit will think of marrying only if
Beant starts liking someone else.
But this won't be an easy task.
At her age, only someone who
is desperate can like Beant.
Someone who is looking
for a companion.
- Yes.
- Are you Beant Kaur?
No. What's the matter?
Why does she want to know
if she is not Beant Kaur?
- Is this house number 111?
- Yes.
- Isn't it Beant Kaur's house?
- No.
- Doesn't she stay here?
- Yes. She does.
- Ma'am, you should decide.
- Wait.
Sorry, sir.
Ma'am, can you call her?
Beant!
These cops are asking for you.
- Yes. Tell me.
- Are you Beant Kaur?
No.
Tell me. What's the matter?
We need to talk to Beant Kaur.
I'm her brother.
Baldev.
- Yes, inspector.
- What's your name?
Beant.
- Do you stay here, Beant?
- Yes.
We got a call that your
car has been stolen.
- What was the address?
- Don't you know your own address?
Actually,
she shifted here after her divorce.
Now, she will stay here.
- What can I do if she's a divorcee?
- How rude!
- Balwinder.
- Yes.
- Is this a way to talk?
- What?
Go and wait outside.
You are giving me such tasks
that I am confused
whether I am a constable
or a domestic servant.
How tragic!
Get out!
Sometimes he feels that
he is the inspector.
But, inspector, we didn't report
any theft complain.
Maybe,
we received the wrong information.
No problem. Good to see you.
You can call me anytime
you need help.
- Inspector Rakesh from Model Town Police Station.
- Okay.
- So nice of you.
- Thank you, ma'am.
You've got a fantastic job!
I see you roaming around more
than doing your work.
What are you doing here?
You'll see me here for
the next few days.
Inspector Rakesh is going
to fall in love again!
That's great!
How do you know?
Look at the way he is walking.
That's how he behaves
when he is in love.
- Please pay attention.
- Yes.
'The inspector has
fallen in love.'
'Now, the whole police department
will be troubled.'
- Rajbir!
- Yes, Rakesh.
How are you?
- I'm great, Rakesh!
- How come you're here?
Any murder case?
Car theft was reported from here.
Came here to investigate that.
- But the report was fake.
- Okay!
Nowadays, young boys are always
playing such pranks.
He wouldn't have spared the
complainant if it was a boy.
Oh! So, it was a girl!
What's the problem then?
You don't get such
chances every day.
Let it be. Let's go.
Rakesh, didn't you like her?
I will start liking her gradually.
Let's go.
- "Slowly, you will fall in love."
- Bye.
Let's go.
'My idea of a fake
complaint worked!'
- One cup of tea for you, sir.
- I want two cups.
- Sit down.
- What?
- Sit down.
- Are you telling me?
Have some tea.
No, sir. I don't like this tea.
Stop joking, Bhagwan.
Tell me.
How's your business going?
It's going good, sir.
The thing is people have tea in
all seasons. So, it's good.
I'm asking about your
other business.
- Theft?
- Yes.
- I quit that business.
- I have a job for you.
If you do it,
I will pay you Rs 5000.
What kind of work?
You'll be doing it
for a good cause.
You have to hand over a stolen
car to the police.
Okay, sir.
- I'll do it.
- But there's a problem.
What?
You have to steal the car first.
Wait.
- Are you asking me to steal a car?
- No!
I'm asking you to make tea.
Moron! How much will you earn
with this tea stall?
No. The problem is.
Means. If I steal the car
and hand it over to the police
they will send me to the
asylum instead of jail.
Look,
I can't give you more details.
Here's the money. If you want to.
Sir, I'll do the job.
I have another idea.
Let's sell that car.
I'll just charge Rs 10,000.
Rest of the money is yours.
Here's the car's registration
number and the address.
Steal the car
and leave it at Model
Town Police Station.
Okay, sir. It'll be done.
Sure?
Of course!
You aren't aware of my talent yet.
Don't worry.
- Hello.
- Hello, Rakesh.
Baldev Singh here.
Beant's brother.
- You came to our house yesterday.
- Yes. How are you?
Someone had called you that
our car is stolen. Right?
He called you one day prior
to the incident.
But the incident took place today.
How committed!
Was your car stolen?
Yes.
This time it's a right information.
Oh! Okay!
- Please give me your car's registration number.
- Yes.
It's PB-08-AX-3456.
- How straight!
- Okay. Thank you.
Balwinder!
Come here.
- Yes, sir.
- Congrats! The car has been stolen.
Wow! Congrats!
- Balwinder will give you a car's registration number.
- Yes, sir.
- Okay?
- Yes, sir.
Sir, we have a car standing
in our compound.
We will solve that case later.
- Sorry, sir.
- Focus on the job. -Yes, sir.
We have to find the car
as soon as possible.
- Is it a drug smuggling case?
- No.
- Weapon smuggling?
- No!
Neha might have asked
for a favour.
That's an old case.
This is a new case.
- Oh! Great!
- Great, sir.
'Congrats!'
It's just a theft case,
nothing else.
- Get back to work.
- Yes, sir.
- You.
- Sir.
What's your problem?
We have a car standing in our
compound since last night.
Go and check it.
Yes. He's right.
- Balwinder, verify the registration number.
- Yes, sir.
It's PB-08-AX-3456.
It's the same car!
Couldn't you inform me earlier?
- Sir, I was telling you.
- Shut up!
As soon as you informed
me about the theft
I ordered all my constables
to find it.
Have you informed them that
you found the car?
- Not yet.
- They don't have a lot to do.
- Tea?
- Oh! Excuse me.
I'll bring the tea.
Don't you have a security guard,
Beant?
- A.
- Inspector.
Except me,
there is a dog for security here.
It is good for nothing.
- How old!
- Okay.
Do you often stay quiet?
Actually,
we are both quiet people.
- You too! Are you sure?
- Yes.
What would you like to
have with the tea?
- I don't like tea.
- Oh!
- But you will have snacks. Right?
- Yes. I will.
How choosy!
- I'll bring it.
- Please.
Rakesh.
How many members are there
in your family?
I have a son. He is 10 years old.
And it's just me.
My wife passed away a long ago.
Oh! I'm so sorry.
I am sure,
your son might feel her absence.
Yes. I too feel the absence
of my companion.
This age requires a companion.
Two people
watching the sunset
sitting on a bench in the park.
Here I go rambling again.
Let's change the topic.
For how long have you
been divorced?
I'm under the separation period.
I'll get the divorce
in a few days.
Anyway.
Rakesh, thank you so much for
finding the car. Actually.
Baldev was a lot worried.
Was he worried for this car?
No. Not for the car.
He never imagined that.
Ajit and I will get divorced.
Beant, it's not in your hands
to be with someone for life.
But, yes, being happy
is surely in your hands.
Rajbir, stop the car.
What are the cops doing here?
- Rajbir.
- Balwinder.
Why are the cops here?
Nothing.
Don't you know Inspector Rakesh?
What do you mean? I don't get it.
You know that he is such a flirt.
A divorced woman stays here.
He is chasing her.
I think she is also interested.
- What?
- Yes.
- Sir.
- Let's go to the club.
- Sir, what about the meeting?
- I don't want to attend it.
- Bye, Balwinder.
- Okay. Bye.
"Love. Love."
A man drinks alone for
only two reasons.
Neha! Come on. Have a seat.
Either he doesn't want
to share his drink
or his pain.
Liquor isn't yours until
you have drowned it.
Sadness does not go away until
you share it with others.
Neha, you're so beautiful.
Why did Rajbir leave you?
You're also handsome.
But your wife also left you.
You were married to Rajbir
but he didn't introduced
you to me.
That's better. Now, I'm single.
You would've regrets earlier!
You're a stress-buster.
Thank you, Ajit.
- Will you have a drink?
- Why not? Sure.
"Balle! Balle!"
"Balle! Balle!"
'Capitol Hospital'
Neha,
divorce over such a petty issue!
Why did I escape the accident?
Did you do it intentionally?
Accident is never intentional.
No one does it intentionally.
Yesterday,
I lost my control over drinking.
Everything happens for a reason.
And whatever happens
happens for good.
See! You escaped an accident.
I escaped the accident
but I can't bear this
shoulder pain.
Ajit, you're in so much pain!
Let me help you.
You're a big relief!
You're a stress-buster.
Promise me.
You will not leave me.
Until Beant comes back.
Only till that time?
You're a sweetheart!
"God, You may take my life away."
"God, You may take my life away."
"Beloved,
my life is bonded with yours."
"I can't live without
seeing you smile."
"I swear you are the
light of my eyes."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"You're an image of God."
"I have kept you close
to my heart."
"Your love has become my life."
"I have kept you close
to my heart."
"Your love has become my life."
"Your love has brought
joy to my life."
"Your love has brought
joy to my life."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"God, You may take my life away."
"God, You may take my life away."
"Your presence makes
my life beautiful."
"I don't wish for anything
anymore."
"Your presence makes
my life beautiful."
"I don't wish for anything
anymore."
"I'm blessed to have you with me."
"I'm blessed to have you with me."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
"You're not God,
but you're an image of God."
- Hello.
- Where are you?
I'm here in room number 3308.
That room used to be
vacant for Ajit.
Yes, but he asked me to take
bookings for this room now.
- Okay. I'm in the corridor.
- Come here.
I'm waiting for you.
It seems you are in
a good mood today.
It's a special day!
Okay. Open the door.
The door is already open. Come in.
Rajbir.
Don't you dare do anything.
I have just got ready.
How can you refuse me
if you're ready?
I'm talking about the make-up.
Okay.
No problem. I won't spoil it.
I'll punch you.
You can do whatever you want.
I'm all yours now!
Why are you so happy today?
Ajit will get a divorce today,
and we will get our freedom.
There's a saying,
every dog has a day.
It's wrong.
Every day, someone becomes a dog.
You just have to become that dog.
Are you happy becoming a dog?
It's my positive attitude.
Otherwise, I am a lion!
I didn't come to meet Ajit
in the last two months.
I hope he didn't mind.
He was in the hospital for
the last two months.
His wife never showed up.
He didn't even care.
So why would he miss you?
Look. He is here.
Good morning, sir.
Don't be impatient, sir.
It won't take more than 10 minutes
once we meet the judge.
You will be free in no time.
Gurmeet,
how many clients do you have?
Last year, I had two.
Rajbir and you.
- This year is not that great for me.
- Wow!
This is the way of doing work!
Sir,
I do have one client this year.
- Will they get divorced today?
- Yes. Of course.
All the procedures will
be completed today.
'Bhagwan Tea Stall'
Who's the tea seller?
- I'm the tea seller.
- Come here.
Sir, I'm no longer a thief.
Who's the tea seller?
- I'm the tea seller.
- Then come here.
- Rajbir.
- Yes.
If I apologise to Beant.
Apologise? Then?
She will forgive me.
What about your divorce?
Tell me one thing.
If I apologise to her
then she won't divorce me. Right?
I'm not sure, sir.
- I'm not giving her divorce.
- What?
I will call Jagmohan and ask
him to cancel the divorce.
Wait.
Sir, don't do this to me.
- What did I do to you?
- My boss can't bow down in front of anyone.
Sir, you haven't made a mistake.
I have made a mistake.
A man's ego is like a dog's tail.
Am I right?
Sir, I have none of them.
- It's.
- Dad, I'll wait in the parking.
There might be a weak signal here.
- I'll be back in 2 minutes, dad.
- Come back fast!
Why are you so quiet, Beant?
She might be feeling nervous
as Ajit is coming here.
Don't worry. Punjab Police
are here to support you.
How safe! He's here.
15 minutes more.
The tea seller is not here yet.
I'll go and check.
- Let's go.
- Tea?
Is she your relative?
No. Not yet.
'District Court, Jalandhar'
Sir, wait a minute. You.
Why are you lowering yourself
to apologising?
She won't forgive you ever.
I always did whatever
I wanted to do
never listened to her.
Sir, that's your problem.
Now, you're not listening to me.
Gurpreet, explain to him.
Can a man cancel a divorce 5
minutes before the hearing?
Yes. Of course, he can.
Some people realise their mistake
at the last moment.
I don't know why I didn't
realise it till now.
Today,
I should apologise to Beant.
- Uncle, do you want to apologise to aunt?
- Yes.
If I won't apologise to her today
I'll never be able to
apologise in future.
You just wait here.
My mom's standing with her inside.
I'll bring aunt here.
God bless you.
Hello! I asked you to come inside.
Why didn't you come?
Come inside in 5 minutes.
Otherwise, I'll imprison you!
Sir, will you spare me if
I bring tea for you?
Why would I need you after that?
- Let's go.
- Oh my God!
The people who work here go crazy.
I don't come here regularly.
That's strange!
How can he spare me?
The divorce rate is high
in our country.
In future, the divorce rate will be
higher than the marriage rate.
Baldev.
Can someone break more bones
than you have in your body?
No. That's a point!
Then marriage rate will be high,
Pammi. Correct!
- Aunt. -Yes.
- The lawyer is calling you outside.
Why? What happened?
He wants to take your signatures.
It'll be done soon. Go.
- Go. -We are waiting here.
- Come with me.
- Correct.
- Sir, it's too late.
I don't think your wife will come.
Don't say that, Rajbir.
- I believe that she'll come.
- Okay, sir.
We should wait 10 more seconds.
Then we will go to the judge.
Uncle.
He wanted to talk to you.
- Sir.
- You told me that Jagmohan called me.
- I have called you here, Beant.
- Why?
You're taking a wrong step.
It's a self-destructive attitude.
My doctor told me about this.
The doctor that asked you
to wear woman footwear!
Is this the time to discuss
such things?
We will get divorced
in 10 minutes.
You'll be all alone after that.
How will you manage?
What about you?
Still, you care about me.
Will you be able to
stay without me?
Why don't you think
about yourself?
I don't know.
What will I do?
Yes! I'll do one thing.
I'll follow you wherever you go.
I'll yearn for you.
You'll regret losing me.
Go and check about our turn.
Yes.
But let them make a decision first.
Now is not the time.
Why are you telling
me all this today?
10 minutes just before
the divorce!
I wanted you to realise
your mistake.
Otherwise, you would've blamed me.
That I swayed you with my words.
Now, I know what's right.
I didn't know better till now.
Please go and check.
Please. Just go.
- Beant!
- Enough of this drama!
We need to go our separate ways.
If you have made your mind,
then okay.
I'm waiting there.
I'll come inside
once the judge calls my name.
Did you take her sign, Jagmohan?
Which sign?
You had called Beant to take
some signatures. Right?
Why would I call her?
Where is she then?
- Jagmohan!
- Yes.
Get your payment done.
I don't think they are
opting for divorce.
Listen to me, Beant.
I wouldn't be able to live
after our divorce.
I have a request.
When I am dead
don't cry for me.
I would never want to see you cry.
How many lies will you tell, sir?
Goodbye.
Mr. Singh is apologising
to his wife.
How can he apologise now?
We have filed for the divorce.
You won't get your payment
if they change their mind!
Let's go.
It seems Ajit has seen the light.
Beant, what's happening?
Ajit called me here.
- So, I came here.
- What did he say?
He apologised.
He doesn't want a divorce.
How can you forgive him?
He is not apologising
to Punjab Police!
If Ajit is harassing you,
I can file a case and arrest him.
He didn't harass me!
Please don't talk about
him like that.
Rajbir, I think they have come
to know about the car theft.
Shut up. They don't know anything.
Rakesh, why do you have a problem
if she is ready to forgive Ajit?
Forgiving someone is not a crime.
- Rajesh wants to marry aunt!
- What?
- What?
- Beant, believe it or not.
- But we have to be together.
- Why?
Because.
We have met by God's grace.
We met because of a fake call.
Your car got stolen.
And then we met again!
These all are the signs by God.
You were telling me that they
don't know anything.
Why would all of that
happen otherwise?
Rakesh,
I had nothing to do with all this!
I can steal a car!
But I am not dumb
that I would drop that car
at the police station!
I'm not getting all this!
Explain all this to me!
Go away from here.
What rubbish are you talking about?
I told you we should
have sold the car.
We could have shared the money!
Oh! So, you stole Beant's car!
Mr. Singh always used to think
that Beant will come back.
Gurpreet's family had told me
I couldn't marry her until
Neha got married.
- Who is Neha?
- Neha is my ex-wife.
- Did she ask you to steal the car?
- No.
Why are you telling us about her?
I have to give monthly
alimony to Neha.
And Gurpreet is my fiance.
Her family members are creating
an issue of this matter.
Oh! So, you wanted to make
money by selling the car!
- Do I look like a miser?
- No.
I'm asking you about the
car that was stolen.
Why are you telling us all this?
The car theft was a plan to
introduce Rakesh with Beant.
What do you mean?
Explain everything to me.
Bhagwan stole the car
on my instructions.
He is Bhagwan.
How were you sure that Rakesh
would find our stolen car?
He parked the car at the police
station after stealing it.
Rakesh, you told me that you found
the car with a lot of effort.
Everyone wanted to sell the car.
At least, the cops are smarter
than the thieves.
But I convinced all the police
officials not to sell it.
Doesn't it require an effort?
I guess the judge must
be calling us.
He will give us a warning
if we are absent.
Complete the divorce procedure
first and then solve these issues.
- Rajbir.
- Yes.
You have seen Ajit for
the last six months.
Have you noticed any
change in him?
'There is no change!
He is still the same.'
'He was even flirting with
Neha at the hospital.'
'Ma'am, nobody can change him!'
Tell me, Rajbir.
Yes. Yes, ma'am.
He quit all his bad habits.
He used to miss you all the time.
I may have done things to
separate both of you.
But I'm sure about one thing.
Mr. Singh loves you a lot.
He can't imagine living
without you.
"You don't stay with
me any longer."
Let's go home.
"You don't stay with
me any longer."
"Have you made a new friend?"
- Let's go home.
- As you wish.
"I am fed up of asking you
for an explanation."
"My moon, where did you
spend the last night?"
'Ajit and Beant are
together again, '
'because of a lie I told
at the right time.'
'Rakesh also found his
companion at the end.'
'My boss Ajit.
He was totally changed.'
Why did you quit your last job?
Sir, my ex-boss was over friendly.
Oh! That was the problem.
My husband had a problem
with that.
Women have so many disadvantages!
Sir, women have advantages too!
'But some people can
never change.'
When would you like to join us?
'I told everyone's story.'
'Now, I should tell mine.'
Why did you call me here?
Someone wants to meet you.
Rajbir, will you stop all this?
You won't be able to refuse him.
He used to like you since
your college days.
He has been waiting
for you since then.
Look at him.
Bhajji!
'I learnt one thing.'
'You can't get rid of your
wife with a divorce.'
'You have to find a
soul-mate for her.'
'Time to go!'
'I have a date with Gurpreet.'
Yes!
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