See You Next Tuesday (2013) Movie Script
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SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
So I told him to go fuck
himself, little pussy ass bitch
Haha, yes you did, girl!
Mona, deal with your customer.
Puppy Chow!
Anyway
Your total is $32.53
Oh I'm sorry sir you can't buy
pet food with EBT cards
What?
You can't buy pet food with EBcards, it's illegal
Yeah... fuck you!
Hi Mom
:buzzer
:Hi Pumpkin Pie!
Hi Mom. Oh I feel Italian
:burps: Sorry mom, right in
your ear
Ooh it's ok, god look at your
big fat belly. -you're one to
talk mom
Suck my dick. Alright take those
off they smell, come help me
cook
Make sure you get those spines
out they kind of stick in there.
How are you? You look like
you're going to pop any second
now
How are you? You look like
you're going to pop any second
now
Mom you already said that.
When's the last time you went to
the doctor?
I don't know, like, a couple of
months ago or something?
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Mona,
you gotta go
more frequently than that!
I don't like it when those men
poke at my vagina, its gross.
What do you think they're
doing? Celebrating Cinco de
Mayo?
They're doing their job!
Mom, women have been shitting
out babies for like a million
years without doctors, I don't
see what the big
problem is.
You know what the problem is,
the problem is you being a
fucking asshole, that's what the
problem is
Okay, well that's just the way
I am so you're just going to
have to deal with it. Whatever.
Mom is this big enough. Well
that's good for a pygmy
I'm a little taller than a
pygmy, so make it twice the
size.
Okay, well, you could've just
said you needed a-
You're pissing me off, Mona!
Just tell me how big! That's
all I'm asking! Make it like
half of a hamburger patty.
About the size
of half a hamburger patty. ok
thank you
The size of a bull's testicles
Mom. Whatever
Television: Yessir, we're in a
rut, Ellie. Not that it isn't a
pleasant rut,
but I think we ought to get out
of it.
You know I only get angry
because I worry about you.
I know.
But I have been taking care of
myself for long enough.
Fair enough.
What are you doing Mom? You know
exactly well what I am doing
I am praying for, it's what I do
now. i pray fro the people that
I love
It works- Mom you know
that religion shit got real old
like a year ago, right
Bite me.
Hi. Hi, Janice, how was work?
Fine.
What are you eating? Uh, Mona
and I made salmon croquettes.
Can I have some? I don't think
I made enough, sorry.
Jesus.
Don't forget to wash your
dishes.
I hate her.
I know. I fucking hate her. Oh
my god such a pill
And she's got a lot of fuckin
nerve telling me to do my dishes
she's got a mile high pound of
dishes
that are growing colonies of
maggots. Ew
I fucking hate her. That's
disgusting.
She stinks.
Look at it! Go! Got it.
You don't do anything with your
eyebrows.
No. Why would I do anything with
my eyebrows? They're just there.
Now you know what I'm gonna do
now because you're giving me
attitude? I'm gonna pluck 'em.
I'm plucking just a couple of
hairs!
Mom, don't come near me with
that, seriously.
Just a couple. Can I get just
this one? Just let me get the
one. Don't move,
if you move, it'll hurt.
Oww! You have no idea what that
just did! Just because you're
pregnant
doesn't mean you can t be
pretty. Alright?
So look out! Comin at ya!
Can I ask you a favor, please?
If I come into the store can
you hook me up?
Sure. Thank you
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Mom! Mom! I cut my finger! I
cut my finger!
Okay. Its alright. Ow ow ow! It
really hurts!
Mom! Mom!
Of course we don't have any
fucking band-aids!
Owww!!
You know what, it's not that
big a deal, honey.
Yes it is, it hurts so bad
hold it right there and you're
gonna put a little
pressure -- ow!
No, I need a band-aid!
I don't have any band-aids! Why
are you using duct tape?!
Because I don't have a band
-aid!
What the hell is going on out
here
SHUT UP!
Your make-up held up very well.
I think, before you go to work
tomorrow you should put it on
again
just like this, and then you
should see how many guys
line up at that supermarket to
take you out.
You could be a trophy wife
You're okay, honey.
You're okay. See this is why I
want you here.
What would you have done if this
happened at your place, hmm?
I don't even have a kitchen.
Wheres your hat?
Don't have one.
I don't want you to go I want
you to stay here with me, I
don't want you to go!
Don't we see enough of each
other?
I suppose we do. Don't forget
your make-up..
Mom, I'm not going to wear
that. You might.
And tell your sister if you see
her that I say hi, even if she
hates me.
Ok.
I love you so much I could shit.
Oops, I just pinched a loaf!
Oopsie, I made a poopsie!
I hate you Call me tomorrow...
from the nearest pay phone. Mom
I will
Get home safe. Or move in.
Hey, baby doll. You alright?
Hey, baby doll. You alright?
:alarm clock
::fighting from other room
:See, girl, you are too damn
responsible.
I be fucking other niggas all
the time and nobody gotta be
finding out shit.
Oh shit. Mona, girl, what the
fuck happened to your face?
Girl, you look like a straight
up streetwalker!
Don't you listen to these
bitches, Mona. They ain't shit
themselves
Shondra, now who are you calling
a bitch? You need to mind your
business over there.
It is my business, you need to
stop being nasty to her. I think
you look pretty, Mona.
Thanks
All I'm saying is, I don't
know,
because if he wasn't an
abomination of god,
then why would god even put him
on the planet that way?
Listen, you're asking if he's
an abomination of god,
I'm saying he's not because
everybody
was put on this planet for a
reason.
But he cant even go to church!
He cant accept Jesus in his
heart
so when he die, he going to
hell!
But he is still on this earth,
and if everything and everybody
on this earth
is a part of god's plan, that
means he is not an abomination
of god
automatically if he does only
got one arm
and is half retarded. Duh.
Whatever Whatever.
Seriously.
Aw, shit, look who it is.
Nice coat!
Bitch is out her damn mind.
Hey, girl!
Seriously, ease up on that girl,
pregnant bitches say and do
some weird shit.
No, no, I don't know, Shondra,
because last week
she asked me if Keyshia felt
guilty killing all those kids in
Japan
so she could get her hair. What?
Girlfriends not right in the
head. That bitch is crazy.
And funky.
She does not smell, get the
hell out of here.
Where the fuck are you going?
I'm gonna go talk to her!
Dang! Well bye!
About what? None of your
business!
How to get a new coat, that's
what
you need to do! Go be
Mother Theresa, bye, girl!
Hey, Mona.
Oh hey.
Whats up, girl, we never talk.
Yeah, sometimes my tongue gets
tied up.
You're not gonna hang out with
Keyshia?
Man, fuck Keyshia. I see how
she acts
towards you. She can be a real
cunt, too.
Sorry if you don't like that
word,
I know I use it too much. I'm a
shame to my own gender.
It's okay. Cunt cunt cunt cunt.
I don't care.
You are crazy, girl. When are
you due?
Uh, I dunno, soon
Yeah? I had my daughter like
four years ago. Let me tell
you, it's not easy
But I do love the shit outta her
Yeah, I gotta go
pick her up from my Grammy's
down the block now
Yo, it'd be nice to have some
company.
Like right now?
No.
I really don't wanna do that.
I'm gonna just go.
:doorbell
::doorbell
:Go get it.
:doorbell repeatedly
: Yes?
Jordan it's Mona. Mona what the
fuck are you doing here?
Well, I was in the neighborhood,
and I thought Id stop by. Let
me in it's freezing. It's so
cold. Alright
Just wait outside.
:doorbell repeatedly
:Fuck.
Jordan.
Isn't that awesome? Don't wanna
lose it.
Whoa! Hot spoon.
What? That was hot.
The coffee is really strong and
really hot.
Well why did you order it,
then? I don't know!
You remember. Steve?
id he look like--? He looked
like this, right?
He was like, into looking fat or
something. He stuffed his butt
and his stomach
to look more fat! Why?
I don't know. Um hey girls
Hi.
Mom dated some nasty men.
I saw mom yesterday.
Ugh, yikes, that woman is a
monster.
Ugh, yikes, that woman is a
monster.
She says hi. She wants to see
you. Yeah I don't care
and I don't want to see her.
This is really bad.
Why are we drinking four dollar
coffee when we could just be on
your couch?
Uhh, Sylve is deep in writers
mode
we cannot hang out there.
I haven't seen Sylve in like a
million years, don't you think
she d want to see me?
Uhh, oh my god, whatever. What
is going on with you?
Well, I'm pregnant, still Oh?
Still?
When are you going to have your
baby, like--
In two months. Or like one
month. Or like, a week.
Is it still alive, have you been
to the doctor to check and see
if its still alive
because sometimes they can die
inside of you
and you would never know.
and you would never know. I
don't know! What are you talking
about
Jesus!
Listen, if you don't like it,
then stop fucking drinking it.
I paid a lot of money for it, so
I will drink it if I want to.
Listen, what are you doing
later?
What do you mean? I mean I can't
hang out too terribly long right
now. Jordan we just got here
Yeah, I know but I already have
stuff I have to do already.
I'm not even done with my
coffee. You're not even enjoying
it.
Why did we even come here?
Mona! You can't just show up at
my apartment
whenever you want just because
you're bored
You have to at least call
beforehand
or something. Jordan I don't
have a phone
I know you don't have a phone,
so like
why don't you fucking figure it
out and get one.
It's absolutely ridiculous that
you're pregnant and no one
can get in touch with you
unless you feel
Oh my god! Forget it. Go die!
You should be ashamed.
I'm not following her.
What the hell do you think
you're doing?
I'm leaving you so you can get
to your important shit asshole.
Fine, be mom. You know you
really are
such a prick!
Yeah you're right, you're
right, I'm sorry.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
I guess
I'm sorry too then.
You know it's just not cool if
you just show up
you know you gotta call. fine
fine you can come over later
just call.
Fine. Fine
Fine Fine
What are you gonna do now?
I don't know, I guess I'll go
home.
Ok. Bye.
Bye.
Hey!
Hey. So what happened, why'd
she stop by?
She depresses me.
Your family is fucked up.
Are you going to work?
Yes. Some of us
have to work princess.
Don't go. Just take off your
pants.
We can't all be debutantes
miss Scarlett
Yes, that's right Mammy. Now go
tend to the fields
the lady of the house needs you
to earn your dues.
You're such a dumbass. Mammy
was a house slave.
Why Mammy, I never
Miss Scarlett
you're gonna be the death of me
FIddle Dee Dee
Mom!
You know, you don't have to
come if you don't want to.
Mom, for the thousandth time I
have nothing else to do. It's
fine, I'm coming.
Ok. :belch
:Oh ok excuse me. You're such a
pig.
You know why they say burps are
better than farts?
Why waste it when you can taste
it.
That's disgusting.
Hey do you want to do Laverne
and Shirley?
Yeah. Ready?
One two three four five six
seven eight
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
It's been really... difficult
dealing with the divergent
extremes.
Like
the sneaking out and the
gambling,
drinking. :door slams
:It's ok we'll just go get some
chairs.
Levi, please continue.
Um but that's all behind me now.
And I'm trying not to let the
old vices
get replaced with new ones.
:loud clang
:So now that my wife is
left me,
for good,
I can't help but feel like I
need to indulge in...
alternate sex.
No no no, not the gay stuff.
Um, you know, not that there's
anything wrong with that though.
But you know, I just, I want to
[ applause ] Thanks.
One night
I went out with the drug dealers
who were supplying my boyfriend,
and they took me out to a bar.
And they bought me a ton of
shots and I got wasted of course
The next morning I woke up
half naked next to one of them,
I think his name was Randy?
Like 49, old,
and um
unattractive
and uh I was just drinking every
night, getting laid by several
different partners
And then one day I realized
that I hadn't had my period
in a long time.
I was so drunk that I didn't
realize that I was three months
pregnant.
I asked my ex, uh by then he
was my ex Alex, to help me get
money for an abortion.
And, uh,
got one. It's not funny,
but um...
I'm sorry, that
I told myself I wasn't going to
cry
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thank you :applause
:Well I would like to take the
time to thank everyone who
attended. Hope to see you again.
Everybody can please stand up
and take their neighbor's hand
Everybody can please stand up
and take their neighbor's hand
God grant
me the serenity to accept the
things I cannot change
the courage to change the
things I can
And the wisdom to know the
difference
Very good :applause: Thank you
everybody
Hi!
Hi! Oh! I'm so happy to see you!
Me too!
Hi! How have you been?
How's it going? This is my
daughter Mona.
Hi
Where have you been hiding
this? The basement.
Where has she been hiding you?
Don't mind Dottie
she's not usually this scary.
By the way,
I'm Lou. Me? I'm not scary.
Hi I'm Bev.
Wow! Look at that little belly!
Is it a boy or a girl?
I dunno.
Have you thought about what to
name it?
You guys, where's that fucking
cocksucker John, I haven't seen
him.
What'd he fall off the wagon or
something?
Oh.
John Died.
Really, he stepped out of his
house and he got hit by a car.
Shut up!
God rest his soul.
Beep beep Come on baby you don't
want to hear this shit.
Listen I really need to talk to
you. You know your mother told
me about
you before,and you really
seem like you're a great girl.
And you
probably got a lot of potential
So I don't want you to fuck that
all up
just because you're having that
baby there.
Your mother is a great woman.
I'm not saying she don't have a
lot of
shit on her plate, but
she cares about you and she
wants the best for you.
I know, and all that
shit she did before, that's
over with.
Understand?
I know!
But it's still a little fucked
up. Oh you guys I gotta go
I'll see you at the next
meeting. Bev what did you say to
her?
Mona!
Little spoiled bitch.
Walking advertisement for birth
control.
Mona!
God damn it Mona, slow down!
Mona!
Mona stop!
Where are you going? I'm going
home!
Why are you going home honey?
Because you talk me. You talk
about me with your friends
and that's my information.
Ok I do talk about you, it's AA
that's what you do. You talk
about what's going on
with people. Yeah but that's my
problem.
No, it's not your- It's my life!
You're my- what is Those people
are fucking drunks!
They are-watch your fucking
mouth.
They are there because they are
friends. They are there
to help me. They're there to
listen to me..
Don't talk about me with other
people.
Mona honey you have problems,
you've gotta let me...
Oh I have problems mom? I'm not
the fucking lowlife drug addict.
Am I?
That's you! That's you! That's
who you are
and that's who you will always
be.
Oh man. Fuck you.
You fucking bitch.
You fucking bitch. I'm not the
bitch!
Mom! Where were you? You
selfish bitch.
You fucking selfish bitch.
You think you are so much
better than everybody.
Why are you saying that? You
think you are the only person?
No I don't Hey Mona, where are
your friends,
Mona? You got any friends Mona?
Shut up Ma!
Who called you? Shut up!
Hey Mona, who do you live with?
Who cares about you Mona?
Shut up Shut up!
Who wants to know what's going
on in your life, Mona?
You don't have friends! I don't
know why you're saying this.
You have a shitty job. You're
pregnant. Nobody cares about
you.
Why are you saying this?
You have nobody who loves you.
I'm tired. That's not true!
Do you know what? I don't think
I want to see you anymore.
What? Where are you going?
I'm going home. Fuck you.
Why don't you go have your baby
in a fucking ditch. I
fucking don't care. I am done
with you.
I am done.
am done with you.
Good luck.
Have a good baby you fucking
retard.
Fine.
ine just go. I don't, I don't
care. Go.
Fucking go away.
I will. I will have my baby
in a fucking dumpster I don't
care.
I'm not the fuck up. Not the
fuck up
Not the fuck up.
Fuck!
I'm not you.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Excuse me, excuse me
Fuck you!
No baby girl I'm sorry. It ain't
like you've never seen nothing
before.
Shit.
Oh god.
God damn. Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh god.
Fuck.
:loud music
::belch
:Sylve!Baby.
Hey guys, you're not the only
drunk white people at this bar.
To white people.
Bartender
Sylve, come on
Ok can you shut the fuck up
Well
why don't you bring me a little
drinky poo and I'll shut
the fuck up
Maybe I'll bring you a little
drinky poo if you stop being
such an annoying bitch.
Why don't you stop being such a
nigger
Excuse me? Hey Everybody
I love my nigger girlfriend!
Seriously you need to shut the
fuck up before I beat the shit
out of you.
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger
Ow!
Get the fuck out of my face.
Don't bother me for the rest of
the night.
Baby! Sylve!
Sylve come back
:whistle noise
:Sylve I just wouldn't take it
too seriously
when she gets like this.I mean,
she was such a wreck before
you. that's a super shitty point
She's kind of a wreck now.
Yeah but you like can't give up
on her. Like you're such a good
influence on her.
I mean, you're like a real
person, with a real job and
stuff.
I know I'm a real person.
And also she really wasn't
serious about her veganism
before she met you
but now I think it's like a
real thing.
Didn't you like write a book?
Yeah I wrote a science fiction
feminist novel. That's cool.
Did you read it? I didn't read
it, but I did see it once.
I know we're not really that
good friends, but I feel like
there's a... thing
We're closing!
Hey baby
What are you doing?
Come on. Fuck me.
No.
No, you're being a fucking
retard.
I'm taking off my pants.
What? What are you still fucking
pissed because I said the N
word?
What? What are you still fucking
pissed because I said the N
word?
Fuck you You are!
Are you upset my little n....
nincompoop?
Stop N.....nickelback
Don't. Ninny
Jordan, I'll fucking beat the
shit out of you.
Nipple clip. Nigger. Fuck you!
Fucking bitch. This is my bed
and you can't sleep in it.
Fuck you, you racist piece of
shit.
Fuck you, you racist piece of
shit.
That's my shirt and I don't
want you wearing it ever again.
Who the fuck do you think you
are?
Fucking stop Stop. Shut up
Shut up!
Fucking sleep alone.
You deserve to be alone
:moaning
:Sylve!
I want to die!
Shondra, your best friend just
showed up.
Suck my dick, Keyshia.
The fuck she just say?
Mona, are you alright?
She won't be in a minute she
keeps saying shit to me.
Can you all please just leave
me alone. I'm trying
o do my job' don't have time
for you people.
What do you mean "you people"?
Shut up Naomi
So Mona you think you better
than the rest of us? Is that it?
Stop antagonizing her, Keyshia.
Ok sir that's 32.53.
Sir
the last time you came in I
specifically told you
that you cannot buy dog food
with EBT Cards.
Bullshit.
I've used it before.
No you've never used it before
because it's illegal.
That's against the law. I don't
like your attitude.
Keyshia will you stop looking
at me.
Sir please leave.
I want to talk to your manager.
Oh Mona
you doing something wrong girl?
We have to get the big bossman
involved now?
Stop! You crazy!
Somebody get her off of me!
You crazy bitch! I will fuck
you up!
I will kill you.
I will fuck you up Mona I swear
before god!
I'mma beat your ass. Let me go!
You mark my words Mona!
What is going on here?
That bitch was talking shit and
she attacked me
out of nowhere let go!
Mona, did you attack Keyshia?
Mona?
I repeat. Did you attack
Keyshia?
That's it, get out of here now!
I'm calling the cops. Go ahead
Jeff you
You fat fucking prick. You
pussy bitch bastard
son of a bitch. Go!
You'd better be gone by the
time they get here.
Go to your office, Jeff. Yeah
go!
Like the fucking subhuman turd
that you are.
Run Jeff!
You motherfucking shit fuck! Go!
Oh Jeff!
:screaming
:I want her out of here.
Get her out of here!
Yeah, that's right. I'm gone.
Eat shit you're all fucking
demons!
Mona you still talking shit?
I'll beat your ass again.
Eat shit! Eat shit!
You think I'm afraid of you
Mona? I will beat you and your
baby!
I don't care Mona, I will fuck
you up!
I know where you live!
I don't play that shit I'm from
Brooklyn, Mona!
I will beat your ass
Mona! Mona!
Mona! Mona.
Um, I'm holding this, this paper
in my hands and I don't
understand,
Um, I'm holding this, this paper
in my hands and I don't
understand,what does it mean?
Youtube: Mishka - I love you! I
love you!
Youtube: I love you! Good girl!
Hello?
Youtube: I love you!
Hi Mona.
Sylve
Oh shit. Baby I'm sorry.
Come here. Fuck off
:cell phone ring: Get your
fucking phone
I don't know this number. I'm
nervous.
Maybe it's a job. That'd be
good for you, get a job
Hello.
Hello?
Hey Jordan
Um
I need to talk to you
Mona, I'm not entirely sure
what's going on here.
Mona, I'm not entirely sure
what's going on here.
I need a place to stay.
You lost your apartment and
your job in the
same day and May won't talk to
you now?
Basically. What the fuck Mona?
You look like you could use a
sandwich.
That would be lovely. What kind
of sandwich, Sylve?
Uh well we got Brie,
avocado, sprouts
What about for meat? We're
vegetarian
Well that's just stupid, what's
the
focal point of the sandwich?
The cheese!
Jesus. Calm the fuck down.
Fucking forget it.
How long were you planning on
staying?
I don't know.
Well Mona I don't know how long
you can
stay. You're about to have a
baby like
this month. Exactly
Jordan. I'm about to have a
baby.
What am I supposed to do? I
don't know
What were you planning on
doing? What was your plan?
Didn't you have a plan Mona
when you got pregnant? Was there
a plan involved? I don't know.
Well what do you know because it
seems to me that you were just
planning on having the baby and
leaving it in
a fucking dumpster or something.
Fuck.
You have to call May. I can't
we're not talking.
Well Mona I'm not equipped to
deal with this.
I have a lot going on in my own
life.
You can't just show up here.
What are you talking about?
t's three o'clock in the
afternoon and you're not even
dressed.
Get your shit together.
You're pregnant, homeless and
unemployed so fuck you.
Thank you Sylve
You're welcome.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that? What the
fuck is she doing here?
Listen, we're going to take her
in for one fucking night.
She's your fucking sister.
And then we'll call your mom in
the morning.
No she does this shit all the
time. No you are not.
I am not talking to that woman.
Why are you taking her side? I
am not taking a side. I'm being
a good person.
Why don't you take a fucking
note.
Sylve.
What? I'm sorry.
I'm...
So Mona
We have a party that we have to
go to
for a couple of hours. Is it ok
if we leave you here for a
little bit?
No. Absolutely not.
What? Where are you guys going?
I'll just come with you I just
I can't be alone right now.
We're going to our friends
going away
party. They're leaving for
Oregon for good.
It's just a small intimate
gathering,
invite only. We have to go for
like
two seconds. So bring me
I don't think that's a good
idea in the state you're in
I'm fine. Look. Look.
Look how happy I can be.
You know what maybe
we should stay in, watch a
movie.
you have to go. You've known
them for like
ten years. It would be so good
for me
It's been so long since I've
been to a party
and seen people.
I really want to go.
It's like this whole thing,
it's like
you know like in AA where they
say you have this moment of
clarit
It's like I've really turned a
corner you know.
I needed to lose my apartment.
I needed to lose my job.
I feel like it's the best thing
that could have happened to me.
You know, I really, I'd love
to meet your friends.
Sylve.
You have a car, right? Yeah.
Listen, I left
my apartment in such a hurry.
If you could just drive me there
and we could pick up a couple
of things.
So great, I mean.
I can't go to a party in this
outfit.
I mean look at me.
I can't.
Fuck this.
I'll get my keys.
Do you need the flyswatter?
Absolutely. Yeah.
That definitely needs to go.
So we should probably take
these things too.
I know they're kind of stupid
but we really shouldn't
leave too much of anything.
I thought we were just coming
here to get an outfit.
Um, hello Jordan.
We've got to just get everything
ok because they're changing the
locks.
Don't worry about it baby girl.
We'll help you out.
Hey Jordan can you just like
wrap those?
Cause they're like, they're
really
breakable
Hold up so you got kicked out of
this place because you didn't
pay
your rent? You work all the
time Mona
What the hell happened to all
your money?
La la la la Not listening to
your negativity right
Jordan. I turned
a corner remember. Do you
really need
all these newspapers from two
years ago?
Yeah.
This is trash.
Oh my god! Blackie!
What'd you call me?
No, it's Blackie.
Blackie and this Whitie.
Uh, I just broke this.
Jordan!
It's my favorite!
I told you it was breakable!
Those are tampons
There's used tampons in the
corner.
She hasn't had her period in at
least eight months.
She hasn't had her period in at
least eight months.
Ok you guys, let's just load up.
Oh I forgot, I forgot to do one
thing.
I'll be right back OK.
We're doing an awesome thing ok.
She seems like she's doing
better.
What are you motherfuck Teresa?
She's out of her god damn mind.
Whatever.
I don't want to go to this
thing tonight
Because of Mona? Yes.
She's not that bad.
She's not that good,
but she's not that bad.
She's your family.
She's not that bad
Just- :door opening:
Hi!!
Look who has arrived!
Hey Jordan!
Toni!
Sylve!
So good to see you
I'm going to miss you so much!
I'm going to miss you too Who's
this?
This is my sister Mona.
She's pregnant. Obviously
Hey, Toni. Mona.
This is my partner Kris
Can I get your jackets?
Just,, just
Just be careful with this one.
OK. Special stuff.
Jordan!
Oh hey!
Hey!
I thought I smelled a fag in
here.
This party sucks.
Well thank you for having us.
So where are the drinks?
Sorry
Hi
I saw you come in and I just
had to come talk to you.
Um, you're Jordan's...
Sister
Not a lesbian.
Well I see you have Jordan's
sense of humor.
I'm Jenna.
Mona.
Nice to meet you Mona.
So since you're not gay, uh,
I assume it's a natural
pregnancy?
Yup. Got knocked up.
Whoops!
Well don't worry.
Not so secretly, so did I.
It's really tough going through
a pregnancy
with no sense of stability,
right?
It was particularly hard for me
actually, because,
well six months into my
pregnancy I met Kacey
and fell in love.
So yeah, I had to deal with a
surprise pregnancy, and then
finding out that I was gay.
Lots of emotions, lots of
crying.
But you're still with her now,
so that's stability right?
Yeah, yeah. I guess so.
What are you drinking?
Some kind of whiskey.
Well you're not alone.
I totally cheated
when I was pregnant with Alexa.
Just please don't tell Kacey.
From a mom,
to a mom to be
you know what really used to
help me?
No?
:cough:
Whoa
You ok?
Strong.
:cough:
Wait, are you ok?
Oh my god you brought it!
Yeah, I brought it!
That's awesome! I'm so excited.
Do you know what that is?
Can you say rock band?
So, uh, by the end of the book
my protagonist Janet is
literally
walking around with two heads.
One is this broken down sistah
who has lost all the urge to
fight.
Um, she's become
self-loathing and the second
is this feral being.
Who feeds off the hatred
and anger of others.
Like bell hooks
meets HP Lovecraft
except with more gore and
decapitation.
(singing) time
(singing) Time is on my side,
yes it is.
(singing) Time is on my side,
yes it is.
Time
is on my side
yes it is
Now you always say
that you want to be free
Oh I want to play I want to
play!
Can I sing? Can I be the singer?
Oh my god.
Oh my god Leslie Gore I fucking
love
Leslie gore. Let's do that one.
(singing) Sunshine lollipops
and rainbows everything that's
wonderful is what I feel when
we're together.
brighter than a lucky
penny, when the...
How are you doing, how's Jordan?
Um, well Jordan, uh,
Um, well Jordan, uh,
Her sister
might be staying with us
a little bit. That sounds fun.
a little bit. That sounds fun.
With the baby and everything?
I don't know, I mean
the baby is due soon, but we
don't know...
any of the details
and you've seen my apartment.
I mean our apartment, it's...
Does she have health insurance?
No. She actually,
she actually just lost her job.
For a second I thought
you were going to say child.
No no no That would be awkward.
Was it discrimination? No, no
I don't know all the details.
But she She's right behind you
She's right behind you.
What are you guys talking about?
I've got these big shoes on.
Do you like my boots, or?
Yeah they're like really cool.
This guy is a real dick.
whoa!
Whoa! That dog is standing!
:doorbell: What was that?
What was that?
One more partygoer.
Getting kind of crazy in here.
My name is Mona.
Hi Mona. How are you doing?
Mona, is that wine you're
drinking?
No.
:coughing:
Sorry
Do you want some water? Yeah!
It's like
Just relax.
I can't
Jesus. Look it everybody is
looking.
They were all looking at me
and they're all laughing and
it's weird.
No, they're not talking
I'm pregnant, ok, things just
happen to my body.
Everybody's a freak though.
It's a fucking party why is
everybody so uptight.
You might not want to see the f
word
because there are kids over
here.
Oh my god, kids kids kids kids
kids.
I'm gonna be right back.
Go have fun over there.
Hey, hi guys.
Can I just borrow you for a
second?
Yeah. Just right over here if
you don't mind.
We'll be back, I'll give her
back.
I don't know how to say this,
but um,
Is your sister ok?
Yeah I don't know how you mean.
Yeah I don't know how you mean.
Well she's acting a little...
...Strange Oh Mona
Yeah, she is a little strange.
She's just like that. She-
I wouldn't have even brought
her out but
she was having trouble.
She needed to go out, she's
like-
It's been a hard pregnancy, you
know.
Oh yeah I know, Sylv told me
all about it.
Honestly she's just
setting a bad example for the
kids.
I'd appreciate it if you'd just
talk to her.
I don't know what you want me
to say, Toni.
I know it's a delicate
situation.
No no no no, I don't think you
do know.
I'd just appreciate it if you'd
talk to her.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes
I'll talk to her, yes.
Of course.
Just like how you talk to all
of your friends about how I'm
so bad for Sylve.
And you wish she was still with
Sarah. That's real cute.
I'll go talk to her about that.
Who told you that?
It doesn't matter, does it.
Because I know.
and I've known for a long time.
And I still kissed your ass.
And I was still nice to you.
Then why did you do that?
Because I care about Sylve. But
you're leaving.
OK, really?
No. I understand. I understand.
It's hard having, like,
this really nice apartment and
a rich girlfriend
that I can live off of
That's like, super, like
hard life. Like maybe
oh woe is me,
And you don't have a job, right?
Yeah. No, I,
So how exactly is your
situation different?
Isn't Sylve the one paying the
bills, or am I totally wrong on
that?
Um, I am an artist
So-- oh right right
An artist, Ok.
I pay my bills.
You want to rethink what you
just told me, or?
I'll rethink this.
You're a fucking cunt. We're
leaving.
Get your stuff, we're going.
Why?
It's time to go.
I don't want to get up. I'm
really comfortable.
I don't care, let's go.
Fine.
Oh god.
Oh Jesus
Jordan can you please help me.
Here, just. Turn this way.
Grab on
I'm just gonna get your coat.
Yeah
uh I know you like this job
holding the salsa
but I have another one for you.
Can you help me please. Do you
see what's going
on around here?
Can you - what? Swallow and
then speak to me.
Because my eggs
aren't really coming out the
way that I wanted
We're leaving.
We're going.
Jordan.
Where is my donkey unicorn?
It was in my pocket before
and I don't know where it -
it's not-
t's not in here. Where did it
go?
Where is it?
I don't understand
it was in my pocket I put it in
there.
And it's not there and I don't
know
where it went.
Somebody must have taken it.
Somebody fucking took it and
it's mine.
And I don't understand why
somebody would take it.
Who took my donkey unicorn?
Who took it?
Who took it? I know one of you
took it! Who took it?
Somebody here did. Somebody
thieved it.
Somebody took it! Mona.
Where did it go?
You have it! You're a dick.
They are all, they are all
demons.
Can't you see in there eyes?
I don't know what everybody's
problem is.
Get your fucking hands off of
her!
And I don't know why you're all
child stealing dyke thieves!
Don't get your fucking hands...
You get the fuck back here. Oh
no!
You did not touch my sister
like that!
I'll fucking kill you, you ho.
You dumb bitch! You slut!
I'll fucking kill you!
I'm not leaving, I'm not
fucking leaving.
I'm not leaving til I kill this
bitch.
Fine I'm leaving.
You're all dikes!
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I..
Sylve, Sylve ok.
I don't think you should touch
me right now.
I'm sorry. Just
Seeya.
Mona.
Let's go. Let's go Ok?
Are you done?
Are you done? Ok?
Jesus Christ Mona.
I'm gonna go get the car.
She-
What are you gonna do?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't -
she can't stay here
I know.
I mean, uh she's
fucking nuts. Jordan she's
coocoo bananas nuts
Sylve I know.
I mean I fucking gave up so
much for you and you drag me
into your crazy fuck up life.
How the fuck do we get rid of
pregnant girl?
I don't know.
What the fuck? I mean-
Jordan
Jordan!
Go!
Jordan!
Jordan!
What Mona! What!
What do you fucking want?
I can't sleep.
Yeah. You're not on my list of
favorite people right now.
I know.
Yeah, you're skating on real
thin ice.
I know.
Will you sit with me?
Please?
Yeah.
Sure.
Sorry I ruined your party.
Whatever.
It must be all the hormones.
All hormones all the time.
Stupid baby.
Ok Mona what happened with May?
What do you mean?
I mean you've been acting like
a freak ever since
you stopped talking to her. So
what happened?
She talks about me
with her friends.
The fuck?
The fuck does that even mean?
She tells my problems to
people. And it's my life
and she has no right to do that.
Mona.
After all that woman put us
through this is the
breaking point for you?
What the
fuck else is she supposed to
talk about with her friends?
She doesn't have anything
except her meetings
and trying to make us feel like
shit.
She doesn't try to make us feel
like shit.
Yeah, I know
but she does a really good job
of it.
She's lonely, Jordan. Good.
You should really try talking
to her.
Fuck you.
What do you even care?
You said you hated her now
anyways.
I do. But
doesn't that just prove how
much I love her?
I mean she hate loves you too
you know.
Under the circumstances
she did the best she could.
I just wish she could have done
better.
Mona what are you gonna do
about the baby?
Remember when you were a little
girl?
Mona
You used to tell everybody
that we were engaged to be
married.
Mona, I'm serious.
What are you going to do about
the baby?
People told you that
girls couldn't marry other
girls. But you said
you didn't care. And you
you're gonna marry me anyway.
Were you a lesbian back then
too?
Jesus what the fuck are you
talking about?
When we were little girls.
Remember?
No, no not that. I'm trying to
talk to you about something
serious.
This child is going to come out
of you
any day now and its going to
wanna
suck on your tits til their
raw, and you're
gonna have to change its shitty
diapers and all that.
And you're not prepared.
You don't understand.
I don't appreciate you
accusatory tone, Jordan.
Well I don't appreciate you
coming over to my house
unannounced
and crashing on my couch and
then calling all
my friends evil dykes so then
maybe we're even. This is just
some bullshit
What the fuck are you doing?
You too Jordan? Really? You too?
Mona.
Come back to bed. I keep seeing
people but really seeing them.
It's like I strip away
everything I see in their face
and
and know about them and then I
just se them for who
they really are.
I can't look at you, you know?
It's like-
Mona. Everybody is-
Mona I fucking love you.
I fucking care so much about
you.
Jordan, Jordan let go
Don't touch me.
Jordan, don't touch me.
:bang:
Fuck!
Oh no, get away from me, get
away from me
No. Fuck this. This is my house!
Ow! Fuck you!
I'm so sorry. Jordan I'm so
sorry!
I'm so fucked up
right now and I just, I needed
you
I needed you so badly and you
you want me to go. And you left
me
Jordan. Jordan, you left me.
And I needed you so badly.
Why did you go?
I want my mom.
I want my mommy.
I just want my mom
I just want
my mom
I miss my mom
:phone buzzing:
Hello?
Hi honey
Come here.. It's ok
Shh it's ok honey.
Do you want to go to bed? OK.
Just give me a second ok. Will
you stay here?
Ok. Come one sweetheart.
Are you going to be ok baby? OK.
I'm gonna go talk to your
sister.
I love you.
Hey May.
Hey Jordan.
Fuck this shit.
Give me a hug. Come here.
You smell like a bonfire.
I have missed you so much.
Oh my god. How are you?
Are you hungry?
Want some coffee?
I haven't slept, I don't want
to be wired all night.
Ok.
Alright
I'm not gonna go to sleep
Ok. Um
Sorry.
Milk or sugar?
No.
Whoops sorry it's cold in here.
I like your hair.
Hungry?
I can't stay long. Sylve's in
the car
You're still with the same
girl? The black girl?
Yes, May, I'm with the same
black dyke that I've been with
for three years. ok honey
just get over yourself.
Seriously?
What No.
You haven't seen me in so long
and now you want to start shit?
No, honey I do not want to
start shit.
I am not starting shit. I'm
just saying
what's the point, right? I'm
just saying
you're unhappy, your sister is
unhappy, I'm unhappy
Why add to each other's
unhappiness?
I just-
Will you be quiet! I have work
in the morning!
I fucking hate her.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No I'm not. I fucking hate her.
What a horrible person
And that face!
Yikes! May
I know.
Hey, do you want to sit down?
Maybe Sylve could come in.
Please?
Jordan? I don't know
what to do.
God, you never do.
Ok.
Um
Please
do you think that maybe you can
just
sit down for five minutes
and we can just...
May, you can't ask me
for favors.
You can't ask me for favors
right now.
You don't have that right.
Ok. Ok.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I was totally wrong. I'm sorry.
You're right.
Yeah.
You don't have to go. I gotta go
Ok. I'll call you
I'll cal you.
OK. Ok.
Um
I love you.
I love you.
I'll call you.
Ok.
I'll see you soon honey
Hey, uh, Janice!
Suck my dick!
Hey.
What's going on?
Jordan.
Baby,
what is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sorry I'm such a fuck up.
What's up?
What's up?
Well
Let's see, uh
My pregnant daughter
is losing her marbles.
My
lesbian daughter
really fucking hates me.
The only guys that'll go out
with me
are fucking retards
and someone left the
cake out in the rain.
You're smoking.
I am smoking.
I thought you quit. I didn't
quit.
You shouldn't' breathe this
in honey. Why don't you go back
to bed.
I can't sleep.
Jordan left?
She's gone.
That's good. I don't think
I don't think I could look at
her
anymore.
Are you gonna
sleep on the couch tonight?
Yeah. I think after the day
you've had, maybe you could use
a bed to yourself.
We could share the bed if you
want.
Alright
well I'm only gonna do it this
one time. But don't think I'm
gonna let your big fat pregnant
ass
hog the whole fucking bed.
I need my room.
ok
I get the wall.
I get the not wall.
Come here honey.
Come here.
I love you.
I love you so much. I don't ever
want to fight with you again. I
love you too Mom.
:water dripping:
Mona.
Mom
Mona.
Mother fuck.
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
So I told him to go fuck
himself, little pussy ass bitch
Haha, yes you did, girl!
Mona, deal with your customer.
Puppy Chow!
Anyway
Your total is $32.53
Oh I'm sorry sir you can't buy
pet food with EBT cards
What?
You can't buy pet food with EBcards, it's illegal
Yeah... fuck you!
Hi Mom
:buzzer
:Hi Pumpkin Pie!
Hi Mom. Oh I feel Italian
:burps: Sorry mom, right in
your ear
Ooh it's ok, god look at your
big fat belly. -you're one to
talk mom
Suck my dick. Alright take those
off they smell, come help me
cook
Make sure you get those spines
out they kind of stick in there.
How are you? You look like
you're going to pop any second
now
How are you? You look like
you're going to pop any second
now
Mom you already said that.
When's the last time you went to
the doctor?
I don't know, like, a couple of
months ago or something?
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Mona,
you gotta go
more frequently than that!
I don't like it when those men
poke at my vagina, its gross.
What do you think they're
doing? Celebrating Cinco de
Mayo?
They're doing their job!
Mom, women have been shitting
out babies for like a million
years without doctors, I don't
see what the big
problem is.
You know what the problem is,
the problem is you being a
fucking asshole, that's what the
problem is
Okay, well that's just the way
I am so you're just going to
have to deal with it. Whatever.
Mom is this big enough. Well
that's good for a pygmy
I'm a little taller than a
pygmy, so make it twice the
size.
Okay, well, you could've just
said you needed a-
You're pissing me off, Mona!
Just tell me how big! That's
all I'm asking! Make it like
half of a hamburger patty.
About the size
of half a hamburger patty. ok
thank you
The size of a bull's testicles
Mom. Whatever
Television: Yessir, we're in a
rut, Ellie. Not that it isn't a
pleasant rut,
but I think we ought to get out
of it.
You know I only get angry
because I worry about you.
I know.
But I have been taking care of
myself for long enough.
Fair enough.
What are you doing Mom? You know
exactly well what I am doing
I am praying for, it's what I do
now. i pray fro the people that
I love
It works- Mom you know
that religion shit got real old
like a year ago, right
Bite me.
Hi. Hi, Janice, how was work?
Fine.
What are you eating? Uh, Mona
and I made salmon croquettes.
Can I have some? I don't think
I made enough, sorry.
Jesus.
Don't forget to wash your
dishes.
I hate her.
I know. I fucking hate her. Oh
my god such a pill
And she's got a lot of fuckin
nerve telling me to do my dishes
she's got a mile high pound of
dishes
that are growing colonies of
maggots. Ew
I fucking hate her. That's
disgusting.
She stinks.
Look at it! Go! Got it.
You don't do anything with your
eyebrows.
No. Why would I do anything with
my eyebrows? They're just there.
Now you know what I'm gonna do
now because you're giving me
attitude? I'm gonna pluck 'em.
I'm plucking just a couple of
hairs!
Mom, don't come near me with
that, seriously.
Just a couple. Can I get just
this one? Just let me get the
one. Don't move,
if you move, it'll hurt.
Oww! You have no idea what that
just did! Just because you're
pregnant
doesn't mean you can t be
pretty. Alright?
So look out! Comin at ya!
Can I ask you a favor, please?
If I come into the store can
you hook me up?
Sure. Thank you
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Mom! Mom! I cut my finger! I
cut my finger!
Okay. Its alright. Ow ow ow! It
really hurts!
Mom! Mom!
Of course we don't have any
fucking band-aids!
Owww!!
You know what, it's not that
big a deal, honey.
Yes it is, it hurts so bad
hold it right there and you're
gonna put a little
pressure -- ow!
No, I need a band-aid!
I don't have any band-aids! Why
are you using duct tape?!
Because I don't have a band
-aid!
What the hell is going on out
here
SHUT UP!
Your make-up held up very well.
I think, before you go to work
tomorrow you should put it on
again
just like this, and then you
should see how many guys
line up at that supermarket to
take you out.
You could be a trophy wife
You're okay, honey.
You're okay. See this is why I
want you here.
What would you have done if this
happened at your place, hmm?
I don't even have a kitchen.
Wheres your hat?
Don't have one.
I don't want you to go I want
you to stay here with me, I
don't want you to go!
Don't we see enough of each
other?
I suppose we do. Don't forget
your make-up..
Mom, I'm not going to wear
that. You might.
And tell your sister if you see
her that I say hi, even if she
hates me.
Ok.
I love you so much I could shit.
Oops, I just pinched a loaf!
Oopsie, I made a poopsie!
I hate you Call me tomorrow...
from the nearest pay phone. Mom
I will
Get home safe. Or move in.
Hey, baby doll. You alright?
Hey, baby doll. You alright?
:alarm clock
::fighting from other room
:See, girl, you are too damn
responsible.
I be fucking other niggas all
the time and nobody gotta be
finding out shit.
Oh shit. Mona, girl, what the
fuck happened to your face?
Girl, you look like a straight
up streetwalker!
Don't you listen to these
bitches, Mona. They ain't shit
themselves
Shondra, now who are you calling
a bitch? You need to mind your
business over there.
It is my business, you need to
stop being nasty to her. I think
you look pretty, Mona.
Thanks
All I'm saying is, I don't
know,
because if he wasn't an
abomination of god,
then why would god even put him
on the planet that way?
Listen, you're asking if he's
an abomination of god,
I'm saying he's not because
everybody
was put on this planet for a
reason.
But he cant even go to church!
He cant accept Jesus in his
heart
so when he die, he going to
hell!
But he is still on this earth,
and if everything and everybody
on this earth
is a part of god's plan, that
means he is not an abomination
of god
automatically if he does only
got one arm
and is half retarded. Duh.
Whatever Whatever.
Seriously.
Aw, shit, look who it is.
Nice coat!
Bitch is out her damn mind.
Hey, girl!
Seriously, ease up on that girl,
pregnant bitches say and do
some weird shit.
No, no, I don't know, Shondra,
because last week
she asked me if Keyshia felt
guilty killing all those kids in
Japan
so she could get her hair. What?
Girlfriends not right in the
head. That bitch is crazy.
And funky.
She does not smell, get the
hell out of here.
Where the fuck are you going?
I'm gonna go talk to her!
Dang! Well bye!
About what? None of your
business!
How to get a new coat, that's
what
you need to do! Go be
Mother Theresa, bye, girl!
Hey, Mona.
Oh hey.
Whats up, girl, we never talk.
Yeah, sometimes my tongue gets
tied up.
You're not gonna hang out with
Keyshia?
Man, fuck Keyshia. I see how
she acts
towards you. She can be a real
cunt, too.
Sorry if you don't like that
word,
I know I use it too much. I'm a
shame to my own gender.
It's okay. Cunt cunt cunt cunt.
I don't care.
You are crazy, girl. When are
you due?
Uh, I dunno, soon
Yeah? I had my daughter like
four years ago. Let me tell
you, it's not easy
But I do love the shit outta her
Yeah, I gotta go
pick her up from my Grammy's
down the block now
Yo, it'd be nice to have some
company.
Like right now?
No.
I really don't wanna do that.
I'm gonna just go.
:doorbell
::doorbell
:Go get it.
:doorbell repeatedly
: Yes?
Jordan it's Mona. Mona what the
fuck are you doing here?
Well, I was in the neighborhood,
and I thought Id stop by. Let
me in it's freezing. It's so
cold. Alright
Just wait outside.
:doorbell repeatedly
:Fuck.
Jordan.
Isn't that awesome? Don't wanna
lose it.
Whoa! Hot spoon.
What? That was hot.
The coffee is really strong and
really hot.
Well why did you order it,
then? I don't know!
You remember. Steve?
id he look like--? He looked
like this, right?
He was like, into looking fat or
something. He stuffed his butt
and his stomach
to look more fat! Why?
I don't know. Um hey girls
Hi.
Mom dated some nasty men.
I saw mom yesterday.
Ugh, yikes, that woman is a
monster.
Ugh, yikes, that woman is a
monster.
She says hi. She wants to see
you. Yeah I don't care
and I don't want to see her.
This is really bad.
Why are we drinking four dollar
coffee when we could just be on
your couch?
Uhh, Sylve is deep in writers
mode
we cannot hang out there.
I haven't seen Sylve in like a
million years, don't you think
she d want to see me?
Uhh, oh my god, whatever. What
is going on with you?
Well, I'm pregnant, still Oh?
Still?
When are you going to have your
baby, like--
In two months. Or like one
month. Or like, a week.
Is it still alive, have you been
to the doctor to check and see
if its still alive
because sometimes they can die
inside of you
and you would never know.
and you would never know. I
don't know! What are you talking
about
Jesus!
Listen, if you don't like it,
then stop fucking drinking it.
I paid a lot of money for it, so
I will drink it if I want to.
Listen, what are you doing
later?
What do you mean? I mean I can't
hang out too terribly long right
now. Jordan we just got here
Yeah, I know but I already have
stuff I have to do already.
I'm not even done with my
coffee. You're not even enjoying
it.
Why did we even come here?
Mona! You can't just show up at
my apartment
whenever you want just because
you're bored
You have to at least call
beforehand
or something. Jordan I don't
have a phone
I know you don't have a phone,
so like
why don't you fucking figure it
out and get one.
It's absolutely ridiculous that
you're pregnant and no one
can get in touch with you
unless you feel
Oh my god! Forget it. Go die!
You should be ashamed.
I'm not following her.
What the hell do you think
you're doing?
I'm leaving you so you can get
to your important shit asshole.
Fine, be mom. You know you
really are
such a prick!
Yeah you're right, you're
right, I'm sorry.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
I guess
I'm sorry too then.
You know it's just not cool if
you just show up
you know you gotta call. fine
fine you can come over later
just call.
Fine. Fine
Fine Fine
What are you gonna do now?
I don't know, I guess I'll go
home.
Ok. Bye.
Bye.
Hey!
Hey. So what happened, why'd
she stop by?
She depresses me.
Your family is fucked up.
Are you going to work?
Yes. Some of us
have to work princess.
Don't go. Just take off your
pants.
We can't all be debutantes
miss Scarlett
Yes, that's right Mammy. Now go
tend to the fields
the lady of the house needs you
to earn your dues.
You're such a dumbass. Mammy
was a house slave.
Why Mammy, I never
Miss Scarlett
you're gonna be the death of me
FIddle Dee Dee
Mom!
You know, you don't have to
come if you don't want to.
Mom, for the thousandth time I
have nothing else to do. It's
fine, I'm coming.
Ok. :belch
:Oh ok excuse me. You're such a
pig.
You know why they say burps are
better than farts?
Why waste it when you can taste
it.
That's disgusting.
Hey do you want to do Laverne
and Shirley?
Yeah. Ready?
One two three four five six
seven eight
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
It's been really... difficult
dealing with the divergent
extremes.
Like
the sneaking out and the
gambling,
drinking. :door slams
:It's ok we'll just go get some
chairs.
Levi, please continue.
Um but that's all behind me now.
And I'm trying not to let the
old vices
get replaced with new ones.
:loud clang
:So now that my wife is
left me,
for good,
I can't help but feel like I
need to indulge in...
alternate sex.
No no no, not the gay stuff.
Um, you know, not that there's
anything wrong with that though.
But you know, I just, I want to
[ applause ] Thanks.
One night
I went out with the drug dealers
who were supplying my boyfriend,
and they took me out to a bar.
And they bought me a ton of
shots and I got wasted of course
The next morning I woke up
half naked next to one of them,
I think his name was Randy?
Like 49, old,
and um
unattractive
and uh I was just drinking every
night, getting laid by several
different partners
And then one day I realized
that I hadn't had my period
in a long time.
I was so drunk that I didn't
realize that I was three months
pregnant.
I asked my ex, uh by then he
was my ex Alex, to help me get
money for an abortion.
And, uh,
got one. It's not funny,
but um...
I'm sorry, that
I told myself I wasn't going to
cry
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thank you :applause
:Well I would like to take the
time to thank everyone who
attended. Hope to see you again.
Everybody can please stand up
and take their neighbor's hand
Everybody can please stand up
and take their neighbor's hand
God grant
me the serenity to accept the
things I cannot change
the courage to change the
things I can
And the wisdom to know the
difference
Very good :applause: Thank you
everybody
Hi!
Hi! Oh! I'm so happy to see you!
Me too!
Hi! How have you been?
How's it going? This is my
daughter Mona.
Hi
Where have you been hiding
this? The basement.
Where has she been hiding you?
Don't mind Dottie
she's not usually this scary.
By the way,
I'm Lou. Me? I'm not scary.
Hi I'm Bev.
Wow! Look at that little belly!
Is it a boy or a girl?
I dunno.
Have you thought about what to
name it?
You guys, where's that fucking
cocksucker John, I haven't seen
him.
What'd he fall off the wagon or
something?
Oh.
John Died.
Really, he stepped out of his
house and he got hit by a car.
Shut up!
God rest his soul.
Beep beep Come on baby you don't
want to hear this shit.
Listen I really need to talk to
you. You know your mother told
me about
you before,and you really
seem like you're a great girl.
And you
probably got a lot of potential
So I don't want you to fuck that
all up
just because you're having that
baby there.
Your mother is a great woman.
I'm not saying she don't have a
lot of
shit on her plate, but
she cares about you and she
wants the best for you.
I know, and all that
shit she did before, that's
over with.
Understand?
I know!
But it's still a little fucked
up. Oh you guys I gotta go
I'll see you at the next
meeting. Bev what did you say to
her?
Mona!
Little spoiled bitch.
Walking advertisement for birth
control.
Mona!
God damn it Mona, slow down!
Mona!
Mona stop!
Where are you going? I'm going
home!
Why are you going home honey?
Because you talk me. You talk
about me with your friends
and that's my information.
Ok I do talk about you, it's AA
that's what you do. You talk
about what's going on
with people. Yeah but that's my
problem.
No, it's not your- It's my life!
You're my- what is Those people
are fucking drunks!
They are-watch your fucking
mouth.
They are there because they are
friends. They are there
to help me. They're there to
listen to me..
Don't talk about me with other
people.
Mona honey you have problems,
you've gotta let me...
Oh I have problems mom? I'm not
the fucking lowlife drug addict.
Am I?
That's you! That's you! That's
who you are
and that's who you will always
be.
Oh man. Fuck you.
You fucking bitch.
You fucking bitch. I'm not the
bitch!
Mom! Where were you? You
selfish bitch.
You fucking selfish bitch.
You think you are so much
better than everybody.
Why are you saying that? You
think you are the only person?
No I don't Hey Mona, where are
your friends,
Mona? You got any friends Mona?
Shut up Ma!
Who called you? Shut up!
Hey Mona, who do you live with?
Who cares about you Mona?
Shut up Shut up!
Who wants to know what's going
on in your life, Mona?
You don't have friends! I don't
know why you're saying this.
You have a shitty job. You're
pregnant. Nobody cares about
you.
Why are you saying this?
You have nobody who loves you.
I'm tired. That's not true!
Do you know what? I don't think
I want to see you anymore.
What? Where are you going?
I'm going home. Fuck you.
Why don't you go have your baby
in a fucking ditch. I
fucking don't care. I am done
with you.
I am done.
am done with you.
Good luck.
Have a good baby you fucking
retard.
Fine.
ine just go. I don't, I don't
care. Go.
Fucking go away.
I will. I will have my baby
in a fucking dumpster I don't
care.
I'm not the fuck up. Not the
fuck up
Not the fuck up.
Fuck!
I'm not you.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Excuse me, excuse me
Fuck you!
No baby girl I'm sorry. It ain't
like you've never seen nothing
before.
Shit.
Oh god.
God damn. Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh god.
Fuck.
:loud music
::belch
:Sylve!Baby.
Hey guys, you're not the only
drunk white people at this bar.
To white people.
Bartender
Sylve, come on
Ok can you shut the fuck up
Well
why don't you bring me a little
drinky poo and I'll shut
the fuck up
Maybe I'll bring you a little
drinky poo if you stop being
such an annoying bitch.
Why don't you stop being such a
nigger
Excuse me? Hey Everybody
I love my nigger girlfriend!
Seriously you need to shut the
fuck up before I beat the shit
out of you.
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger
Ow!
Get the fuck out of my face.
Don't bother me for the rest of
the night.
Baby! Sylve!
Sylve come back
:whistle noise
:Sylve I just wouldn't take it
too seriously
when she gets like this.I mean,
she was such a wreck before
you. that's a super shitty point
She's kind of a wreck now.
Yeah but you like can't give up
on her. Like you're such a good
influence on her.
I mean, you're like a real
person, with a real job and
stuff.
I know I'm a real person.
And also she really wasn't
serious about her veganism
before she met you
but now I think it's like a
real thing.
Didn't you like write a book?
Yeah I wrote a science fiction
feminist novel. That's cool.
Did you read it? I didn't read
it, but I did see it once.
I know we're not really that
good friends, but I feel like
there's a... thing
We're closing!
Hey baby
What are you doing?
Come on. Fuck me.
No.
No, you're being a fucking
retard.
I'm taking off my pants.
What? What are you still fucking
pissed because I said the N
word?
What? What are you still fucking
pissed because I said the N
word?
Fuck you You are!
Are you upset my little n....
nincompoop?
Stop N.....nickelback
Don't. Ninny
Jordan, I'll fucking beat the
shit out of you.
Nipple clip. Nigger. Fuck you!
Fucking bitch. This is my bed
and you can't sleep in it.
Fuck you, you racist piece of
shit.
Fuck you, you racist piece of
shit.
That's my shirt and I don't
want you wearing it ever again.
Who the fuck do you think you
are?
Fucking stop Stop. Shut up
Shut up!
Fucking sleep alone.
You deserve to be alone
:moaning
:Sylve!
I want to die!
Shondra, your best friend just
showed up.
Suck my dick, Keyshia.
The fuck she just say?
Mona, are you alright?
She won't be in a minute she
keeps saying shit to me.
Can you all please just leave
me alone. I'm trying
o do my job' don't have time
for you people.
What do you mean "you people"?
Shut up Naomi
So Mona you think you better
than the rest of us? Is that it?
Stop antagonizing her, Keyshia.
Ok sir that's 32.53.
Sir
the last time you came in I
specifically told you
that you cannot buy dog food
with EBT Cards.
Bullshit.
I've used it before.
No you've never used it before
because it's illegal.
That's against the law. I don't
like your attitude.
Keyshia will you stop looking
at me.
Sir please leave.
I want to talk to your manager.
Oh Mona
you doing something wrong girl?
We have to get the big bossman
involved now?
Stop! You crazy!
Somebody get her off of me!
You crazy bitch! I will fuck
you up!
I will kill you.
I will fuck you up Mona I swear
before god!
I'mma beat your ass. Let me go!
You mark my words Mona!
What is going on here?
That bitch was talking shit and
she attacked me
out of nowhere let go!
Mona, did you attack Keyshia?
Mona?
I repeat. Did you attack
Keyshia?
That's it, get out of here now!
I'm calling the cops. Go ahead
Jeff you
You fat fucking prick. You
pussy bitch bastard
son of a bitch. Go!
You'd better be gone by the
time they get here.
Go to your office, Jeff. Yeah
go!
Like the fucking subhuman turd
that you are.
Run Jeff!
You motherfucking shit fuck! Go!
Oh Jeff!
:screaming
:I want her out of here.
Get her out of here!
Yeah, that's right. I'm gone.
Eat shit you're all fucking
demons!
Mona you still talking shit?
I'll beat your ass again.
Eat shit! Eat shit!
You think I'm afraid of you
Mona? I will beat you and your
baby!
I don't care Mona, I will fuck
you up!
I know where you live!
I don't play that shit I'm from
Brooklyn, Mona!
I will beat your ass
Mona! Mona!
Mona! Mona.
Um, I'm holding this, this paper
in my hands and I don't
understand,
Um, I'm holding this, this paper
in my hands and I don't
understand,what does it mean?
Youtube: Mishka - I love you! I
love you!
Youtube: I love you! Good girl!
Hello?
Youtube: I love you!
Hi Mona.
Sylve
Oh shit. Baby I'm sorry.
Come here. Fuck off
:cell phone ring: Get your
fucking phone
I don't know this number. I'm
nervous.
Maybe it's a job. That'd be
good for you, get a job
Hello.
Hello?
Hey Jordan
Um
I need to talk to you
Mona, I'm not entirely sure
what's going on here.
Mona, I'm not entirely sure
what's going on here.
I need a place to stay.
You lost your apartment and
your job in the
same day and May won't talk to
you now?
Basically. What the fuck Mona?
You look like you could use a
sandwich.
That would be lovely. What kind
of sandwich, Sylve?
Uh well we got Brie,
avocado, sprouts
What about for meat? We're
vegetarian
Well that's just stupid, what's
the
focal point of the sandwich?
The cheese!
Jesus. Calm the fuck down.
Fucking forget it.
How long were you planning on
staying?
I don't know.
Well Mona I don't know how long
you can
stay. You're about to have a
baby like
this month. Exactly
Jordan. I'm about to have a
baby.
What am I supposed to do? I
don't know
What were you planning on
doing? What was your plan?
Didn't you have a plan Mona
when you got pregnant? Was there
a plan involved? I don't know.
Well what do you know because it
seems to me that you were just
planning on having the baby and
leaving it in
a fucking dumpster or something.
Fuck.
You have to call May. I can't
we're not talking.
Well Mona I'm not equipped to
deal with this.
I have a lot going on in my own
life.
You can't just show up here.
What are you talking about?
t's three o'clock in the
afternoon and you're not even
dressed.
Get your shit together.
You're pregnant, homeless and
unemployed so fuck you.
Thank you Sylve
You're welcome.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that? What the
fuck is she doing here?
Listen, we're going to take her
in for one fucking night.
She's your fucking sister.
And then we'll call your mom in
the morning.
No she does this shit all the
time. No you are not.
I am not talking to that woman.
Why are you taking her side? I
am not taking a side. I'm being
a good person.
Why don't you take a fucking
note.
Sylve.
What? I'm sorry.
I'm...
So Mona
We have a party that we have to
go to
for a couple of hours. Is it ok
if we leave you here for a
little bit?
No. Absolutely not.
What? Where are you guys going?
I'll just come with you I just
I can't be alone right now.
We're going to our friends
going away
party. They're leaving for
Oregon for good.
It's just a small intimate
gathering,
invite only. We have to go for
like
two seconds. So bring me
I don't think that's a good
idea in the state you're in
I'm fine. Look. Look.
Look how happy I can be.
You know what maybe
we should stay in, watch a
movie.
you have to go. You've known
them for like
ten years. It would be so good
for me
It's been so long since I've
been to a party
and seen people.
I really want to go.
It's like this whole thing,
it's like
you know like in AA where they
say you have this moment of
clarit
It's like I've really turned a
corner you know.
I needed to lose my apartment.
I needed to lose my job.
I feel like it's the best thing
that could have happened to me.
You know, I really, I'd love
to meet your friends.
Sylve.
You have a car, right? Yeah.
Listen, I left
my apartment in such a hurry.
If you could just drive me there
and we could pick up a couple
of things.
So great, I mean.
I can't go to a party in this
outfit.
I mean look at me.
I can't.
Fuck this.
I'll get my keys.
Do you need the flyswatter?
Absolutely. Yeah.
That definitely needs to go.
So we should probably take
these things too.
I know they're kind of stupid
but we really shouldn't
leave too much of anything.
I thought we were just coming
here to get an outfit.
Um, hello Jordan.
We've got to just get everything
ok because they're changing the
locks.
Don't worry about it baby girl.
We'll help you out.
Hey Jordan can you just like
wrap those?
Cause they're like, they're
really
breakable
Hold up so you got kicked out of
this place because you didn't
pay
your rent? You work all the
time Mona
What the hell happened to all
your money?
La la la la Not listening to
your negativity right
Jordan. I turned
a corner remember. Do you
really need
all these newspapers from two
years ago?
Yeah.
This is trash.
Oh my god! Blackie!
What'd you call me?
No, it's Blackie.
Blackie and this Whitie.
Uh, I just broke this.
Jordan!
It's my favorite!
I told you it was breakable!
Those are tampons
There's used tampons in the
corner.
She hasn't had her period in at
least eight months.
She hasn't had her period in at
least eight months.
Ok you guys, let's just load up.
Oh I forgot, I forgot to do one
thing.
I'll be right back OK.
We're doing an awesome thing ok.
She seems like she's doing
better.
What are you motherfuck Teresa?
She's out of her god damn mind.
Whatever.
I don't want to go to this
thing tonight
Because of Mona? Yes.
She's not that bad.
She's not that good,
but she's not that bad.
She's your family.
She's not that bad
Just- :door opening:
Hi!!
Look who has arrived!
Hey Jordan!
Toni!
Sylve!
So good to see you
I'm going to miss you so much!
I'm going to miss you too Who's
this?
This is my sister Mona.
She's pregnant. Obviously
Hey, Toni. Mona.
This is my partner Kris
Can I get your jackets?
Just,, just
Just be careful with this one.
OK. Special stuff.
Jordan!
Oh hey!
Hey!
I thought I smelled a fag in
here.
This party sucks.
Well thank you for having us.
So where are the drinks?
Sorry
Hi
I saw you come in and I just
had to come talk to you.
Um, you're Jordan's...
Sister
Not a lesbian.
Well I see you have Jordan's
sense of humor.
I'm Jenna.
Mona.
Nice to meet you Mona.
So since you're not gay, uh,
I assume it's a natural
pregnancy?
Yup. Got knocked up.
Whoops!
Well don't worry.
Not so secretly, so did I.
It's really tough going through
a pregnancy
with no sense of stability,
right?
It was particularly hard for me
actually, because,
well six months into my
pregnancy I met Kacey
and fell in love.
So yeah, I had to deal with a
surprise pregnancy, and then
finding out that I was gay.
Lots of emotions, lots of
crying.
But you're still with her now,
so that's stability right?
Yeah, yeah. I guess so.
What are you drinking?
Some kind of whiskey.
Well you're not alone.
I totally cheated
when I was pregnant with Alexa.
Just please don't tell Kacey.
From a mom,
to a mom to be
you know what really used to
help me?
No?
:cough:
Whoa
You ok?
Strong.
:cough:
Wait, are you ok?
Oh my god you brought it!
Yeah, I brought it!
That's awesome! I'm so excited.
Do you know what that is?
Can you say rock band?
So, uh, by the end of the book
my protagonist Janet is
literally
walking around with two heads.
One is this broken down sistah
who has lost all the urge to
fight.
Um, she's become
self-loathing and the second
is this feral being.
Who feeds off the hatred
and anger of others.
Like bell hooks
meets HP Lovecraft
except with more gore and
decapitation.
(singing) time
(singing) Time is on my side,
yes it is.
(singing) Time is on my side,
yes it is.
Time
is on my side
yes it is
Now you always say
that you want to be free
Oh I want to play I want to
play!
Can I sing? Can I be the singer?
Oh my god.
Oh my god Leslie Gore I fucking
love
Leslie gore. Let's do that one.
(singing) Sunshine lollipops
and rainbows everything that's
wonderful is what I feel when
we're together.
brighter than a lucky
penny, when the...
How are you doing, how's Jordan?
Um, well Jordan, uh,
Um, well Jordan, uh,
Her sister
might be staying with us
a little bit. That sounds fun.
a little bit. That sounds fun.
With the baby and everything?
I don't know, I mean
the baby is due soon, but we
don't know...
any of the details
and you've seen my apartment.
I mean our apartment, it's...
Does she have health insurance?
No. She actually,
she actually just lost her job.
For a second I thought
you were going to say child.
No no no That would be awkward.
Was it discrimination? No, no
I don't know all the details.
But she She's right behind you
She's right behind you.
What are you guys talking about?
I've got these big shoes on.
Do you like my boots, or?
Yeah they're like really cool.
This guy is a real dick.
whoa!
Whoa! That dog is standing!
:doorbell: What was that?
What was that?
One more partygoer.
Getting kind of crazy in here.
My name is Mona.
Hi Mona. How are you doing?
Mona, is that wine you're
drinking?
No.
:coughing:
Sorry
Do you want some water? Yeah!
It's like
Just relax.
I can't
Jesus. Look it everybody is
looking.
They were all looking at me
and they're all laughing and
it's weird.
No, they're not talking
I'm pregnant, ok, things just
happen to my body.
Everybody's a freak though.
It's a fucking party why is
everybody so uptight.
You might not want to see the f
word
because there are kids over
here.
Oh my god, kids kids kids kids
kids.
I'm gonna be right back.
Go have fun over there.
Hey, hi guys.
Can I just borrow you for a
second?
Yeah. Just right over here if
you don't mind.
We'll be back, I'll give her
back.
I don't know how to say this,
but um,
Is your sister ok?
Yeah I don't know how you mean.
Yeah I don't know how you mean.
Well she's acting a little...
...Strange Oh Mona
Yeah, she is a little strange.
She's just like that. She-
I wouldn't have even brought
her out but
she was having trouble.
She needed to go out, she's
like-
It's been a hard pregnancy, you
know.
Oh yeah I know, Sylv told me
all about it.
Honestly she's just
setting a bad example for the
kids.
I'd appreciate it if you'd just
talk to her.
I don't know what you want me
to say, Toni.
I know it's a delicate
situation.
No no no no, I don't think you
do know.
I'd just appreciate it if you'd
talk to her.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes
I'll talk to her, yes.
Of course.
Just like how you talk to all
of your friends about how I'm
so bad for Sylve.
And you wish she was still with
Sarah. That's real cute.
I'll go talk to her about that.
Who told you that?
It doesn't matter, does it.
Because I know.
and I've known for a long time.
And I still kissed your ass.
And I was still nice to you.
Then why did you do that?
Because I care about Sylve. But
you're leaving.
OK, really?
No. I understand. I understand.
It's hard having, like,
this really nice apartment and
a rich girlfriend
that I can live off of
That's like, super, like
hard life. Like maybe
oh woe is me,
And you don't have a job, right?
Yeah. No, I,
So how exactly is your
situation different?
Isn't Sylve the one paying the
bills, or am I totally wrong on
that?
Um, I am an artist
So-- oh right right
An artist, Ok.
I pay my bills.
You want to rethink what you
just told me, or?
I'll rethink this.
You're a fucking cunt. We're
leaving.
Get your stuff, we're going.
Why?
It's time to go.
I don't want to get up. I'm
really comfortable.
I don't care, let's go.
Fine.
Oh god.
Oh Jesus
Jordan can you please help me.
Here, just. Turn this way.
Grab on
I'm just gonna get your coat.
Yeah
uh I know you like this job
holding the salsa
but I have another one for you.
Can you help me please. Do you
see what's going
on around here?
Can you - what? Swallow and
then speak to me.
Because my eggs
aren't really coming out the
way that I wanted
We're leaving.
We're going.
Jordan.
Where is my donkey unicorn?
It was in my pocket before
and I don't know where it -
it's not-
t's not in here. Where did it
go?
Where is it?
I don't understand
it was in my pocket I put it in
there.
And it's not there and I don't
know
where it went.
Somebody must have taken it.
Somebody fucking took it and
it's mine.
And I don't understand why
somebody would take it.
Who took my donkey unicorn?
Who took it?
Who took it? I know one of you
took it! Who took it?
Somebody here did. Somebody
thieved it.
Somebody took it! Mona.
Where did it go?
You have it! You're a dick.
They are all, they are all
demons.
Can't you see in there eyes?
I don't know what everybody's
problem is.
Get your fucking hands off of
her!
And I don't know why you're all
child stealing dyke thieves!
Don't get your fucking hands...
You get the fuck back here. Oh
no!
You did not touch my sister
like that!
I'll fucking kill you, you ho.
You dumb bitch! You slut!
I'll fucking kill you!
I'm not leaving, I'm not
fucking leaving.
I'm not leaving til I kill this
bitch.
Fine I'm leaving.
You're all dikes!
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I..
Sylve, Sylve ok.
I don't think you should touch
me right now.
I'm sorry. Just
Seeya.
Mona.
Let's go. Let's go Ok?
Are you done?
Are you done? Ok?
Jesus Christ Mona.
I'm gonna go get the car.
She-
What are you gonna do?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't -
she can't stay here
I know.
I mean, uh she's
fucking nuts. Jordan she's
coocoo bananas nuts
Sylve I know.
I mean I fucking gave up so
much for you and you drag me
into your crazy fuck up life.
How the fuck do we get rid of
pregnant girl?
I don't know.
What the fuck? I mean-
Jordan
Jordan!
Go!
Jordan!
Jordan!
What Mona! What!
What do you fucking want?
I can't sleep.
Yeah. You're not on my list of
favorite people right now.
I know.
Yeah, you're skating on real
thin ice.
I know.
Will you sit with me?
Please?
Yeah.
Sure.
Sorry I ruined your party.
Whatever.
It must be all the hormones.
All hormones all the time.
Stupid baby.
Ok Mona what happened with May?
What do you mean?
I mean you've been acting like
a freak ever since
you stopped talking to her. So
what happened?
She talks about me
with her friends.
The fuck?
The fuck does that even mean?
She tells my problems to
people. And it's my life
and she has no right to do that.
Mona.
After all that woman put us
through this is the
breaking point for you?
What the
fuck else is she supposed to
talk about with her friends?
She doesn't have anything
except her meetings
and trying to make us feel like
shit.
She doesn't try to make us feel
like shit.
Yeah, I know
but she does a really good job
of it.
She's lonely, Jordan. Good.
You should really try talking
to her.
Fuck you.
What do you even care?
You said you hated her now
anyways.
I do. But
doesn't that just prove how
much I love her?
I mean she hate loves you too
you know.
Under the circumstances
she did the best she could.
I just wish she could have done
better.
Mona what are you gonna do
about the baby?
Remember when you were a little
girl?
Mona
You used to tell everybody
that we were engaged to be
married.
Mona, I'm serious.
What are you going to do about
the baby?
People told you that
girls couldn't marry other
girls. But you said
you didn't care. And you
you're gonna marry me anyway.
Were you a lesbian back then
too?
Jesus what the fuck are you
talking about?
When we were little girls.
Remember?
No, no not that. I'm trying to
talk to you about something
serious.
This child is going to come out
of you
any day now and its going to
wanna
suck on your tits til their
raw, and you're
gonna have to change its shitty
diapers and all that.
And you're not prepared.
You don't understand.
I don't appreciate you
accusatory tone, Jordan.
Well I don't appreciate you
coming over to my house
unannounced
and crashing on my couch and
then calling all
my friends evil dykes so then
maybe we're even. This is just
some bullshit
What the fuck are you doing?
You too Jordan? Really? You too?
Mona.
Come back to bed. I keep seeing
people but really seeing them.
It's like I strip away
everything I see in their face
and
and know about them and then I
just se them for who
they really are.
I can't look at you, you know?
It's like-
Mona. Everybody is-
Mona I fucking love you.
I fucking care so much about
you.
Jordan, Jordan let go
Don't touch me.
Jordan, don't touch me.
:bang:
Fuck!
Oh no, get away from me, get
away from me
No. Fuck this. This is my house!
Ow! Fuck you!
I'm so sorry. Jordan I'm so
sorry!
I'm so fucked up
right now and I just, I needed
you
I needed you so badly and you
you want me to go. And you left
me
Jordan. Jordan, you left me.
And I needed you so badly.
Why did you go?
I want my mom.
I want my mommy.
I just want my mom
I just want
my mom
I miss my mom
:phone buzzing:
Hello?
Hi honey
Come here.. It's ok
Shh it's ok honey.
Do you want to go to bed? OK.
Just give me a second ok. Will
you stay here?
Ok. Come one sweetheart.
Are you going to be ok baby? OK.
I'm gonna go talk to your
sister.
I love you.
Hey May.
Hey Jordan.
Fuck this shit.
Give me a hug. Come here.
You smell like a bonfire.
I have missed you so much.
Oh my god. How are you?
Are you hungry?
Want some coffee?
I haven't slept, I don't want
to be wired all night.
Ok.
Alright
I'm not gonna go to sleep
Ok. Um
Sorry.
Milk or sugar?
No.
Whoops sorry it's cold in here.
I like your hair.
Hungry?
I can't stay long. Sylve's in
the car
You're still with the same
girl? The black girl?
Yes, May, I'm with the same
black dyke that I've been with
for three years. ok honey
just get over yourself.
Seriously?
What No.
You haven't seen me in so long
and now you want to start shit?
No, honey I do not want to
start shit.
I am not starting shit. I'm
just saying
what's the point, right? I'm
just saying
you're unhappy, your sister is
unhappy, I'm unhappy
Why add to each other's
unhappiness?
I just-
Will you be quiet! I have work
in the morning!
I fucking hate her.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No I'm not. I fucking hate her.
What a horrible person
And that face!
Yikes! May
I know.
Hey, do you want to sit down?
Maybe Sylve could come in.
Please?
Jordan? I don't know
what to do.
God, you never do.
Ok.
Um
Please
do you think that maybe you can
just
sit down for five minutes
and we can just...
May, you can't ask me
for favors.
You can't ask me for favors
right now.
You don't have that right.
Ok. Ok.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I was totally wrong. I'm sorry.
You're right.
Yeah.
You don't have to go. I gotta go
Ok. I'll call you
I'll cal you.
OK. Ok.
Um
I love you.
I love you.
I'll call you.
Ok.
I'll see you soon honey
Hey, uh, Janice!
Suck my dick!
Hey.
What's going on?
Jordan.
Baby,
what is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sorry I'm such a fuck up.
What's up?
What's up?
Well
Let's see, uh
My pregnant daughter
is losing her marbles.
My
lesbian daughter
really fucking hates me.
The only guys that'll go out
with me
are fucking retards
and someone left the
cake out in the rain.
You're smoking.
I am smoking.
I thought you quit. I didn't
quit.
You shouldn't' breathe this
in honey. Why don't you go back
to bed.
I can't sleep.
Jordan left?
She's gone.
That's good. I don't think
I don't think I could look at
her
anymore.
Are you gonna
sleep on the couch tonight?
Yeah. I think after the day
you've had, maybe you could use
a bed to yourself.
We could share the bed if you
want.
Alright
well I'm only gonna do it this
one time. But don't think I'm
gonna let your big fat pregnant
ass
hog the whole fucking bed.
I need my room.
ok
I get the wall.
I get the not wall.
Come here honey.
Come here.
I love you.
I love you so much. I don't ever
want to fight with you again. I
love you too Mom.
:water dripping:
Mona.
Mom
Mona.
Mother fuck.