Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home (2025) Movie Script
1
This programme contains
strong language.
OZZY: Do you know what you're doing?
SHARON: Where's the key?
It's in there. Oh, yeah.
Which one is it for drive?
All the way down?
All the way up, go into H.
Yeah. All the way up. It says H.
Now, you have to press quite a bit
on the gas.
And it's, uh... Once you...
I got it, I got it!
Sharon, don't!
Stop it. Stop. Stick...
SHARON SCOFFS
Don't drive. Get out.
SHARON LAUGHS
How the fuck did you do that?
Ozzy!
Do you want to leave now?
I used to make a record, go on
a promotion tour, then finish that -
I'm fucking jetlagged.
Take a couple of weeks off,
start the whole process again.
Do you want a quiet life now?
No. Yes, but no.
Cos we was... We're never quiet.
But aren't you fed up with
the drama?
Well, it comes with the territory,
doesn't it?
Yeah, we're eccentric, we're loud,
we're outspoken,
but we're quite normal,
we're quite boring, really,
when it comes down to it.
I wouldn't say we're fucking normal.
DOORBELL RINGS, DOGS BARK
Kill, kill!
KELLY: Hi, Papa!
Good morning! Good morning!
I love you, Papa. Mwah. Ha-ha!
Hee-hee-hee-hee! Morning, Angel.
JACK: What are you talking about?
He's got four girls! Thanks for
telling him now. Yeah, thanks.
DOG BARKS
This is it, our last chapter.
It will be nice
just to be on our own.
It will just be very low-key
with Ozzy, you know.
I like that.
I've retired four times.
Well, how can you retire
from the entertainment game?
It's what we do, it's what we...
So how can you stop entertaining?
My mum and dad should not be getting
out of bed to do any sort of work,
but I will say
I don't think it's possible
for either one of them
to retire ever.
I don't want to do anything,
actually.
Just want to live.
I'm not going to start
collecting stamps or anything.
PRODUCER: Do you think you'll end up
playing board games and...?
Board games?! Fuck off! Fuck off!
Fucking board... Board games?
Jigsaws.
Fuck that.
I'm not that fucking old.
PRODUCER LAUGHS
KELLY: Are you OK?
OZZY PRETENDS TO RETCH
Come on. Oh, my God.
Urrrgh!
WEAKLY: Don't forget to put
the cat out.
Shut up.
Time just flies by.
And the older you get,
the faster it goes.
Look, it's Thursday already.
SHARON LAUGHS
My intention from the beginning
was to go back to England.
It's... It's where I was born.
I've travelled the world
so many fucking times,
and I started off in England
and I want to go back to England.
So, they're going to move back to
England permanently
to a huge, fuck-off big house
in the middle of the countryside -
you know, the house that they've had
forever - you know, pushing, what?
30-something years.
I want to go back to my house.
I haven't been in my house for ages.
In that house,
the kids grew up there.
That house has got a lot of memories
for me.
Mum, that little scratch.
I know, I know.
I know they're really excited,
but I think this move is going
to make them really sad
because of leaving the grandchildren
and their children.
You know, it's scary to start fresh
in the way that they're doing it.
I'm not a fucking American.
Never wanted to be an American.
You want to know why I want to
go back to England?
Because I want to go back to
fucking England.
Know where I'm going to put my gun,
Sharon? Under the bed.
SHARON: Wherever you want to put it.
KELLY SCREAMS
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Oh! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
You've got to understand
where I'm coming from.
I love you all.
I love you more than life itself.
You're all fucking mad.
CHEERING
I didn't realise the difference
between being a rock star
and someone who's well-known on TV.
It's a completely different world.
Post-Osbournes, we all kind of just,
like, scattered,
and 20 years later,
it's like we're back together again.
Do you want the fire on?
No. No!
SHARON SCOFFS
It's freezing in here!
Are you cold? I'm always cold, Jack.
You know, we've all changed
and grown up a lot.
Jack's got four daughters,
I have a son.
We do have our own lives, but...
..the best life we have
is when we're together.
All right, we're starting in
three, two, one.
I'm Ozzy. I'm Sharon.
I'm Jack. And I'm Kelly.
That's the Osbournes here, folks.
Yeah, Osbourne podcast, and we're
back after a five-year hiatus.
We have yourself a new Grammy winner
right there. You got...
Yes! ..Best Rock Album of the Year.
SHARON AND KELLY APPLAUD
Two, I got. You got two this year.
Is that encouraging for you
when you win Best Rock Album?
Yeah, it is, but at the same time,
it... it... it pisses me off
cos I know that's as far
as I can go with it for now.
I mean, I got the award,
but I couldn't do a gig right now.
Where are you at with your health?
How are you feeling?
Like, what's your...?
My lower back is...
There's nothing left of it.
Right now, I'm in a lot of pain
and I'm in a lot of discomfort.
And you have to have another
surgery, you're saying? Yeah.
So, this'll be surgery number four?
OZZY AND SHARON: Yeah.
Yes, Kelly? Your hand is up.
I made a mistake. With what?
Letting Lemmy in here.
Why? What's he doing?
He's covered in shit.
Oh, I hate that dog.
When I was 69, I can vividly
remember me thinking to myself,
I'm 69 and I don't feel that bad.
Soon as I turned 70,
the fucking trap doors opened.
I can't walk very far
without getting out of breath.
I used to work out all the time
and I can't do it now.
I used to do an hour
on an elliptical every day.
Ozzy's Parkinson is
what they call Parkin-2,
and it's something that actually
comes on very, very young,
but it's so slight you don't notice.
But after his spinal accident,
it kind of brought it on.
Ozzy got up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom,
and coming back,
he tripped and just...
..hit the floor so hard.
I instinctively knew
I'd done some damage.
And I lay on the floor and I said,
"Sharon, get an ambulance.
I think I've broken my neck."
Say that's your spine
and you've got fluid here and here,
and it protects the spine.
And there was no fluid
at one point of his spine,
and so he had to have surgery
to try and open up his spine
so there would be fluid,
cos you could become a paraplegic.
It knocks the crap out of you
and you've just got to keep going
because it's like...
It's like I've got to start
everything from the word go again.
The best possible outcome is that
I'm fit enough and strong enough
to do shows.
The worst possible outcome
is I can't do shows.
CROWD CHANTING: Ozzy! Ozzy!
MUSIC: Iron Man
by Black Sabbath
I am Iron Man!
When I'm performing, I have a job
to get them kids going crazy,
and that's what I like to do.
MUSIC: Paranoid
by Black Sabbath
I can't fucking hear you!
It's the only thing
that I've ever done
that's made me feel a bit important,
you know.
When I was at school,
I couldn't concentrate, you know.
I'm dyslexic.
I'm a poor reader.
And it was just frustrating for me
as a kid.
If my father hadn't gone into debt
to get me a microphone and a PA,
I wouldn't be here.
And my father
had an indoor toilet built.
He loved a task.
And he'd come home with his potions
from work
and put the fucking thing
on the wall, put the tiles on it,
and it would fall off again, and he
would come home with another thing.
But in the end, it worked.
He would... He was... He...
He was determined to fix.
That's where I get my determination
from, I think.
I always, always told Ozzy,
"When you're 70, we say goodbye.
"It's enough."
He was 70 when we announced
the Farewell Tour.
He started it
and couldn't finish it.
PHYSIOTHERAPIST: Hello, my friend.
OZZY: Hello.
Can you lean forward a little bit?
Today, make the walking
as smooth as possible,
as quick as possible
and as safe as possible.
We're going to stand up, we're going
to walk towards that foam roll,
turn and sit back down.
We're going to time it
from the moment
that you try to get up
from the chair.
OK? Go.
Turn around. Yep.
Great, 8.16.
How did that feel for you? Good.
Good?
So, now we're going to do
our electrodes.
Mm-hm.
What I think that thing,
I get the impression,
my brain picks up the muscles that
need to be worked to walk correctly.
Is that right? You're close.
What happens is, your brain, uh...
I ain't got one of them.
THERAPIST LAUGHS
Your brain triggers the muscles
to move. Mm.
The machine picks up that signal,
assists you in that movement... OK.
..and then the repeated movements
essentially creates better pathways
from your brain down.
OK. You're retraining your brain.
Yeah, you're retraining your brain,
correct.
Ready? Yep. Go for it.
Now you are becoming Iron Man.
Make sure your steps are big, OK?
Bigger steps.
Understand.
You need to stop right now?
No, no, no, we'll keep going.
OK. Great. One more minute.
Perfect.
CHEERING
How did it feel? Good. Perfect.
So, earlier, when we first
tested it, it was 8.16.
Yeah. I can do a bit faster now.
You want to try to do faster
than that? Yeah.
OK, let's do one more time. OK?
Ready... go.
I mean, I'm determined.
Safely, though, safely.
By hook or by crook,
I'm going to make it.
You definitely did faster that time.
HE LAUGHS
Yeah, you shaved off
almost a full second
from when we first started today.
Yeah? So, it's at currently 7.38.
That's not bad for an old fart.
I think it's pretty good!
Should we talk about the dogs,
Michael?
Because that's something
that's weighing on my mind.
With the dogs in your car,
you could make it to England
by the time we got there.
All of the dogs?
DOGS BARK
All of the dogs, and three cats.
But, see, the thing is,
private plane or no private plane,
no plane's going to take nine dogs
and three cats.
We don't know that.
We haven't asked. My advice is...
You can book 'em
on separate flights.
If you had a private jet,
would you rent it out to somebody
that had nine dogs and three cats,
pissing and shitting?
Your dogs, no, because I have flown
with Rocky
and it's up there with, like, my
top ten worst moments from my life.
THEY CHUCKLE
BARKING CONTINUES
The gym... The pool?
..the pool and your art room.
So it'll be just like the way it was
before, without anything done to it?
No, there'll be big holes
and diggers and whatever.
OK.
But the house will be done. OK.
Nice, cosy. Just us.
Yeah.
I'm going back to England
and I'm just getting the house
ready for us to go back.
I want it to be right for him.
I want everything to be right.
CIRCULAR SAW WHIRS
I'm on the second team of builders.
The extension won't be finished
till the summer.
Um, they're finishing up some
panelling in the front of the house.
Sharon! Yes!
Hello! How are you?
Very well.
Welcome to the building site.
Come on, let's have a look.
Have a look at
your new bits and pieces.
Ozzy can't live in a house unless
it's got fires or a log burner,
cos he's, like, fire-mad.
This is Ozzy's study.
It's full of
Ozzy's favourite things.
Lots of oddities.
These strange, ugly dolls
over there.
Couple of bats.
And it's just strange he's not here.
He is very romantic.
He still leaves me little notes.
You know, I'll open a drawer
and there's a little note from him.
And I always wanted to put a lake in
and it would be,
"Oh, next year,
we'll do it next year."
And I thought, now it's the time.
I just love what a lake does.
I love looking at the water,
and it brings in animals.
We've always referred to this
as home.
We just thought that
it would be for about five years
and then we'd come back.
That's why we never, ever
sold the house.
This was Kelly's room.
I mean, I never wanted to change it.
I just can't do it.
It's all cracking and everything.
I've got to get it fixed.
I'm going to be one of those
mad old women
that I'll come up here and it'll
still be the same in ten years.
When I look out of the window,
I just go back to
when the kids were little
and they used to camp outside there
and, you know,
do fires in the evening
with their dad.
And Jack and his dad
would dress up as soldiers,
go marching into the forest,
and all of that comes back.
Yeah. Great, great memories.
Really good memories.
I don't want to be buried in America.
The cemetery is called Forest Lawn.
It's, uh... It's kind of weird.
It's like a... the McDonald's version
of a cemetery.
Ozzy, for fuck's sake.
I'm so looking forward to
an English summer.
Wimbledon.
SHARON LAUGHS Wimble...
We always tour here in the summer
and then we would just go home
for Christmas.
Yeah.
And when I went back, cos it was
already, like, the end of the year,
blistering cold weather.
I have lots of memories of
when I'd made some marijuana cake,
I went to the pub and the vicar
came round and had some of the cake!
He was fucked up.
He was fucking stoned.
He thought he had the flu.
My dad found out he had Parkinson's
and it did shift everything
into perspective.
I always thought
my dad was invincible, but...
..Iron Man wasn't really
made of iron.
Mwah!
BABY SID COOS
Mwah.
Yeah, it sucks seeing Dad in pain.
SID SNEEZES
Bless you!
It's horrible.
Just makes you feel helpless.
WHISPERING: Let's go see Papa
downstairs.
Hi, Dada.
Hello, Sid!
Hello, little Sid!
Kch! Kch!
It is hard. It's hard to watch
somebody you love...
..be uncomfortable in any way.
152 over 86.
He doesn't like people seeing him
like this.
Like, if we go to a restaurant
for dinner,
that walk from the maitre d's desk
to our table
is like a walk of shame for him,
because everybody looks at him.
He doesn't want people to pity him.
He doesn't want people to
stare at him like that.
You OK? Yeah, I'm all right.
You can't be him
without people staring.
He's Ozzy Osbourne.
But... they were staring at him
as a wild man before,
and I think that that is something
that he kind of almost got off on.
He liked that, he liked that
people thought he was crazy,
and now he thinks people pity him
and he fucking hates it.
Maple, can you say hi?
Can you say hi?
Maple, say hi.
Yay! Good job.
SHE GURGLES
Yeah.
It's the first time
that we've actually got
all five grandchildren together.
This hairbrush is shit for your hair
too.
Sorry, I shouldn't swear,
but you know...
Ozzy unfortunately can't come
because of his back,
and he's lying down.
I heard moans and groans during
the night when he'd turn over,
making pain noises, so...
He's upset that he can't see
the five of them all together.
Oh, Maple!
How are you?
My angel! Hi!
SHARON LAUGHS Nana!
Oh, Andy-Pandy! Oh, Minnie...
Er, Pearly. Sorry.
Hi! Hi! What's going on?
No!
Are you...? You literally...
No, don't... Look at her!
You literally fucking walk
in this house
and you start looking at
"what can I tidy".
She's trying to unpack.
I know, I can't help it!
How are you doing at school?
Good. Good?
KELLY: Have you been working on
your numbers and letters?
MINNIE: A...
B, C, D, E...
You can sing it. E, F...
Where's Dad today?
He's not good today. Not good.
He's not good today. Yeah?
Really not good. One of those days?
Yeah.
And where's Welders at?
How long till it's liveable?
June 1, they're meant to be
everybody out of the house,
but not the extension.
They'll still be working on...
Yeah, the extension's going to take
another year, isn't it? Yeah.
I think the worst thing is that
it's so fucking far away.
Not having them right here
is going to be really difficult,
because whenever you're just
having a shit day
and you just need a hug
from your mum,
I won't be able to do that.
The reality of the situation is,
is that we're not going to be able
to do stuff like this,
and that's the downside, but...
Oh, yeah. I mean, look.
How easy is it just to pop by?
And all those things will be gone,
cos you can't just pop by.
But at the same time, when we do
get together, it will be... Special.
..special, and also all the time
we'll be together.
Emotionally, it's... I think it's...
It's going to be difficult for sure.
Love you, little Andy. Love you.
I love you too.
I can't spend a lot of time there.
You know, it's like I can go over,
I can...
Realistically, I can bring my kids
over there once a year.
Nearly as tall as me.
You learn things from
your grandparents, you know,
and just having the ability to have
a kind of closeness and a rapport
with their grandparents is...
It's priceless.
Honestly, what breaks my heart
is thinking about
you and Pearl's relationship.
You guys are so close,
and then that's like,
"Bye, see you once or twice a year."
No, it's not going to be that, Jack.
But it's...
It would never be once, twice a year
with the kids, ever.
But how can it be any other way?
And, as I say,
we don't have unlimited time
with you guys as parents.
You guys would want to
spend less time with us now.
Like, what are the memories
that jump into mind?
Just bringing the family up there.
There's going to be no family there,
though.
You're remembering a time at
Welders that is drawing you back
to, like, when we were all kids
running around the fields,
riding quad bikes, having friends
over - like, a family in that house.
I feel when I get into that house...
..I feel at home. Yeah.
I feel it's where I belong.
Yeah, I mean, it's a great house.
No denying it.
There's a lot of good memories
there, there's a lot of... you know.
I don't think you'll ever accept it.
But we've moved half our life
over there already.
Yeah, no, I... You're...
You're too far to pump the brakes
and re-evaluate.
I get that.
It just comes at a hefty price.
Every major decision does, Jack.
Yeah.
And, you know, it...
Ultimately, it's down to
your father's happiness.
Billy! Hello.
Hello! Hello!
What brings you here? How are we?
Hello, William. Oh, it's me.
How are you? I'm all right.
Are you all right? Good to see you.
Yes! Not for much longer, either.
You're leaving me. I don't like it.
Yeah, but you'll be over in England
before you know it. I hope so.
Here we go again, Billy.
BILLY LAUGHS
Are you ready for this? Yeah.
This is Ozzy Speaks
on SiriusXM Channel 38.
I'm Billy Morrison.
And I'm Ozzy Osbourne.
You ARE Ozzy Osbourne.
How are you, mate?
I'm... I'm battling through it.
I have good days and bad.
I'm on a bit of a downturn.
If I'm wanting to get up,
I don't feel great.
And it's like, I'm so pissed off.
I've seen surgeons, doctors,
hospitals.
Obviously, you pulled out of
the festival. Yeah.
What people have to realise is
before you had that surgery,
you were agreeing to do it.
It took me eight weeks to
get over the surgery.
This blood clot thing
starts happening. Yeah.
So, I just thought, "I ain't going to
be able to make this."
I'm just very disappointed
cos I really would have liked to
have done that gig.
When the timing is right,
it's going happen,
but this is not the right timing -
that's it.
If you're an Ozzy fan
and you're disappointed in me
not doing the show,
I'm sorry, but I tried everything
under the sun to get ready.
I've got to say to
all the listeners,
this guy is working so hard
to get fit again.
I hate cancelling shows.
I hate throwing the towel in.
I'm not that kind of a guy.
What I tell him and what I believe
is, "You'll get there."
He's the strongest person I've
ever met, physically and mentally.
When he says he's coming back,
he's scared that his fans
aren't ever going to believe him.
He doesn't want his legacy to be
that his live show part of him
just ended the way it did.
He wants that opportunity to
say goodbye to his fans properly.
GUN FIRES
You've only got to move
a tiny bit and it goes out.
I make my own targets.
That's why I make it difficult.
This is another thing
that I just zone out on.
Oh. I'll be spending my birthday
in England. Wow, yeah.
Go nuts for about a week,
get all the toys out.
But most of my toys have gone now.
My toys were quad bikes.
I'm not allowed on one any more.
We had some fun on them. We used to
have fun, a lot of fun, me and Jack.
On what?
What?
SHARON LAUGHS
You used to have a lot of fun
on what? Quad bikes. Oh, God.
I'm excited.
It's just time to go home.
Ozzy's like,
"Well, what are we going to do?
"What do we do with ourselves?"
I had a head full of monsters
last night. What?
I had a head full of monsters
last night.
A head full of monsters? Mm-hm.
GUN FIRES
I know.
Ozzy... Ozzy's imagination
gets him at night,
and his head starts... going over
things and over things.
Do you know what I do?
It's really weird.
I... I'll go through the day
and there's things that I'm... I'm
alert about or I'm unhappy with.
But I'll review the day
when I'm lying down, like,
"Oh, I actually
could've handled that better."
You know.
It's chronic anxiety.
And Ozzy's thoughts
are always... dark.
They're always dark.
It's never the cup's half full,
it's always half empty. And it's...
Shut up!
SHE LAUGHS
He's a lot happier than he's been
in a while.
But Ozzy's so used to thinking about
the next tour and the next record,
and when you've been on that wheel
for 50-odd years,
your head knows nothing else.
So, now he doesn't have that,
it's like he just
worries about everything,
and now it's just flipped
to... general life things.
The one thing I cannot stand
is funerals.
I don't go. Really, they fuck me up.
I don't think
anybody likes funerals.
Anyway, let's talk about moving
and not death.
HE CHUCKLES
I don't believe in heaven or hell.
I think heaven and hell is here.
Sometimes it's heaven,
sometimes it's hell.
Well, when I was 20, I used to
say I'll be dead before 40,
and that was all right
till I was 39 and a half.
I used to worry about dying more
then, in those early days,
than I ever do now.
I don't know,
the things I've done to my body,
I should be fucking dead anyway.
It's taken a long time to get
this place where we're at now.
I'm in quite a good frame of mind
these days.
Look at this little bastard.
These little things bite you.
Those little spiders.
I'll kill 'em for you, love.
Don't worry.
Um... how many have you shot, Ozzy?
A few.
Those little ones at the bottom.
How can you see those?
Gift.
SHARON SCOFFS
I'm blind. I can't see anyway.
I'll go and check to see
how bad I am.
Do you want your cane? No.
Ozzy, over the last ten years,
he's changed an awful lot.
He got sober again...
..quit drinking and drugs.
It's not bad.
He bettered himself morally.
Not bad.
The damage that certain things
you do, how it affects other people.
Oh, well done, Ozzy.
I'd fall down stairs.
I'd fucking end up in a bed
with somebody else.
My whole existence was around
how much I could get drunk.
I made a bunch of mistakes,
fair share of fights,
and Sharon... has never
given up on me.
That's great.
Yeah.
Well done.
That's really good.
Is your neck hurting? Yeah.
Love takes time.
If you both love each other,
you don't get off the horse
at the first jump.
You run the course.
Wherever she goes I'm going...
..be it on this plane or the next,
cos I can't live without this woman.
I really can't.
And then Geezer come up with
the name Black Sabbath.
And the rest is history.
The football ground from
where I was starting life here.
My house where I grew up
is literally a third of a mile
from the villa ground.
It's that close you could hear
the crowd where we lived.
I just want a chance to thank them,
the fans,
cos my fans are like a religion,
you know.
The best audience in the world,
a British audience,
and it's given him
something to look forward to.
I just hope it's OK.
I want to do a good show.
I want to do as good a show as I can.
We've got the biggest artists
in the world coming -
Guns N' Roses, Metallica,
Pantera, Tool, Steven Tyler.
It's a celebration for Sabbath,
who started it,
and it's a celebration for Ozzy
saying thank you to everybody.
He just has to enjoy it.
It's the last gig. It is, this is it.
This is goodbye.
You know, I physically can't do it
any more.
The current state of play is
the builders are still
doing the extension,
but our actual house, the original
house is ready to move back into.
The decorators are just doing
some finishing touches.
The last bits of furniture
are going in.
I have no idea how big this lake is,
but I know it's big enough
to have a rowboat in it.
Amy just sent me something
on Welders House.
Well, yeah, it's a...
She was looking up the history,
and it was built for this guy.
I got it all wrong, of the history
of the house.
Anyway, it was built for
the governors
of St Luke's Hospital For Lunatics
in London.
BILLY: Perfect!
What?! So I got
my own lunatic asylum? You have!
I finally got my own lunatic asylum,
and I was led to believe
it was a mansion, a rock mansion.
Thank you!
BILLY LAUGHS
Who calls it...? Who says...?
Only my wife would buy me
a lunatic asylum!
Did they really have, like,
"St Luke's Hospital For Lunatics"
outside?
I thought it looked a bit official.
It was always criminally insane.
You can't put lunatics
in your fucking title. No!
All this lot here, that's over here,
is Ozzy's clothes
waiting to be packed.
All this lot.
Like, ten cases here
and I think there's four out there.
This lovely mess in here,
everything that's in here...
..is going to be given away.
Where's the bag?
Where did we put it? Oh, here it is.
Hey! Hey, are you going to put them
in here?
Good boy.
Between Sid and I and the baby
unpacking everything that we pack,
it's been... a lot.
Please get out of there,
you've already pissed in here.
Oh, no, it's actually really bad.
Mother...
Why did you do that?
Urrrgh!
SHOUTING: And she's shat
in my fucking suitcase!
I'm going to throw up.
This is like living in
a fucking insane asylum.
SHE GASPS
And I've stepped in it.
Nothing fucking changes
in this house.
All right, I've got to get
some disinfectant...
..and a new pair of fucking socks.
All the cupboards are full,
and I have to sort through
everything I'm taking.
Want a black bag?
SHE CHUCKLES
Look at all this shite.
And most of the stuff we're taking
is Ozzy's.
I never give anything of Ozzy's
away, ever.
Do you mind? It's my drink!
Not any more.
Guess what she did this morning.
What?
Shit and pissed
in my packed suitcase.
Oh, fantastic. There you go.
And then I stepped in it.
What? And then I stepped in it.
Then you... Oh. Mm-hm.
Are you excited to go back?
I don't know, I wouldn't say excited.
I'm kind of scared to go back.
I know what you mean.
It's like...
I'm so used to being over here now,
but I've got to go back.
You know, I've got a house there,
and Sharon's...
Your mum said it's beautiful.
Oh, my God, Dad,
you're going to love it so much.
So, I've got to get ready
and go to the airport. All right.
I'll miss you. I love you.
I love you more.
It's Ozzy's decision
whether he wants
to spend the rest of his life there
or here.
Home is where both of us are.
As long as he's with me,
I'm all right.
We're so used to
being... running after the kids.
We don't know what it's like to be
with ourselves, you know,
to be with each other.
You know what?
I can't wait till I'm there.
The lake is amazing.
It's fucking magnificent.
You know, it all lights up at night
and everything.
It's really, really beautiful.
And the trees have all grown so much
since the last time I was here.
Are there ducks in there now?
Yes, they're all here. Look.
Oh, yeah, there they are.
Look at them.
Where did they come from?
They just came naturally
and then decided to stay
and have their babies.
They just came on their own?
All on their own
and decided to stay.
I hope nobody fucking shoots them.
No...
Who the hell's going to shoot them,
Ozzy?!
Can you see how lovely
and clean the lake is?
Yeah, yeah.
Look, look at this one coming up.
It's out of water.
Look.
I could go down there
and set up camp.
My fishing pole one day. Yeah.
It was just like...
SHE EXHALES
Like this... I could breathe.
It's our little piece of heaven.
All you hear are birds,
a little bit of our dogs barking,
um, Ozzy screaming.
I want to get some more deer
cos you know they've been dying off
cos they're so old now.
Get more then. I will.
Look at them.
They're all coming up, look.
Get the gun ready.
Stop it with the gun!
I feel like I'm finally home.
This is my home.
It's a beautiful view
of the house there. It is.
It looks magnificent, Sharon.
It looks really good.
Beautiful house, love.
All right, do you want to go back
or stay? Stay.
That's what we want. Yeah!
It's a beautiful place here.
Do you know where this was? No.
On the QE2 going to Live Aid.
Fucking QE2, '80s? I don't remember.
There's me and Kelly in the bath.
KELLY: Oh, look!
All of our family are here
for the show in Birmingham,
and it's so important to us all
that we're all together.
Is that you dressed up
in some crazy gear?
It's about 44,000 capacity,
Aston Villa,
and we had over
three million requests for seats.
It is all '80s.
That's a real '80s. Mm-hm.
I'm finally looking through...
JACK: Yeah, little snapshots in time.
People don't do this any more.
Well, the gig is going to be closure
for me.
We're sort of finishing the picture.
Who's that?
That's your dad.
My...? That's not my dad.
It is your dad.
Your sister sent it.
It's not my dad.
I've never seen this photo before.
No, I know you haven't.
Your sister sent it.
That's my uncle Jim.
That's my dad! Fucking hell.
I have never seen this picture
before.
I feel bad that I never seen
more of him.
He was ill for a lot of years.
All that time he was ill,
you weren't...
We were in America all that time.
Yeah.
My dad, I can't believe it.
There's your mum.
She's a good-looking girl. Mm-hm.
That's my dad. That's Dad.
Jack. He was a good bloke, Sharon.
I know he was.
He was a good man.
If it wasn't...
I'll tell you what.
If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be
sitting in this house today.
I know.
I often think about him, you know.
I mean, with all these awards
and things I'm getting,
it's a climbing Birmingham world.
I wish he was here today to see it.
I know you do, darling.
I haven't sung on stage
for over six years.
It'll probably be very emotional
cos it's my last hot hell ride,
you know.
SHARON LAUGHS
What the fuck is this?
Oh, let me explain.
That's crap.
That is art. Look.
"Ozzy," and they've put
the bullhorns on
from the bull on the station.
Right? It's not... It's useless.
Fucking joke.
Thank you.
Um, Back To The Beginning,
and then Villa Park.
Not really fond of that.
You're not fond of it? Weird...
No, it's crap.
OK, that's one that's crap.
Now, look carefully at this one.
That's the Villa. The Villa what?
Villa Park.
This doesn't look nothing like
Villa Park.
Oh, that's great.
It's done by
a local Birmingham artist too. Good.
I'm going to show Ozzy...
He's never seen the bench that's
in Birmingham of Black Sabbath.
You can...
There's a bench and there's pictures
of all the guys in Sabbath,
and you can sit next to
your favourite one
and have a picture taken.
There's Black Sabbath Bridge,
Ozzy the bull at the station,
and it's fantastic.
It's really huge.
Every hour, it farts or something.
No, it moves.
It moves and its head moves,
and there's lasers in the eyes
and everything.
And at Christmas, they dress him up,
and it's just fantastic.
Is it there forever? Forever.
REPORTER: There are more than 40,000
Black Sabbath fans here,
and they could have sold it
many, many times over.
It is the first time in 20 years
the band has played together,
fronted by the Prince of Darkness
himself, Ozzy Osbourne,
and a farewell to their home city.
Sometimes you throw a bunch of cards
in the air.
Every now and again, the cards fall
the way they're supposed to,
and sometimes when it's going bad,
I want to go, "Beam me up, Scotty."
HE LAUGHS
Once it's on,
you are a shithole boss.
When I feel the crowd,
it's like a divine experience.
There's no sex, drugs or anything
that comes anywhere near it.
You feel king of the fucking planet
for that one minute.
CHEERING
I have to say that my favourite part
of the whole weekend
was when dad sang
Mama, I'm Coming Home.
I don't feel like
there was one dry eye.
I... I got all emotional with that.
Oh, my God, Dad,
everybody was crying.
I couldn't fucking get the words out.
I was just swallowing
my fucking emotion.
The guys from Metallica, Slayer,
Tool -
everyone was just up there,
like, crying. Crying.
The only thing I really got...
What was terribly frustrating for me,
I had to sit there
instead of running across the stage.
That was fucking torture,
cos I wanted to get off that thing
so much.
It was very humbling
to sit in that chair for...
..er, nine songs.
What a great way to go out,
that gig was.
MAPLE SHRIEKS
AREE: Maple, you want to go pop
the bubbles?
Since the show on Saturday,
we came back
and we just slept non-stop
throughout the day and a half.
I haven't even given it a thought
what happens next.
But I can retire
with a clear conscience.
The emotion and love
for Black Sabbath and Ozzy
has been really overwhelming.
He had a dream
and that dream came true,
and I think that people
relate to that very much.
It's our last chapter.
This is it. This is our time.
However long it is, it's our time.
My life without him
just isn't my life.
It's not what I was meant to be.
And I just...
We're like glue.
This is the first time
I've been back in such a long time.
I know.
It's great to be here.
And in the summer.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, it's the best.
What are you
most looking forward to?
Doing absolutely nothing.
Ditto. Real... Ditto.
Being with you, Sharon,
just being with you.
You know, you've got on the phones
to our agents and things.
I'm... I'm...
I'm retiring from public life.
If I had my legs, I'd love to build
a vegetable garden.
We can get them here.
I'd love it.
I've done it before. It's great.
Well, we can do...
Grow some weed, perhaps.
Very funny.
You like a smoke now and again.
Shut up! You're such an arsehole!
Mm. Love you.
Love you more. Couldn't.
MUSIC: Mama, I'm Coming Home
by Ozzy Osbourne
CHANTING: Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy!
Time goes by like a flash.
But I've had a lot of fun.
I've had a lot of blood, sweat
and tears, you know.
FANS: Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy! Oi, oi, oi!
It's been a great life.
If I had to live my life again,
I wouldn't change a damn thing.
Times have changed
and times are strange
Here I come, but I ain't the same
Mama, I'm coming home
Time's gone by, seems to be
You could have been
a better friend to me
Mama, I'm coming home
You took me in
and you drove me out, yeah
You had me hypnotised, yeah
Lost and found and turned around
By the fire in your eyes
You made me cry, you told me lies
But I can't stand to say goodbye
Mama, I'm coming home.
This programme contains
strong language.
OZZY: Do you know what you're doing?
SHARON: Where's the key?
It's in there. Oh, yeah.
Which one is it for drive?
All the way down?
All the way up, go into H.
Yeah. All the way up. It says H.
Now, you have to press quite a bit
on the gas.
And it's, uh... Once you...
I got it, I got it!
Sharon, don't!
Stop it. Stop. Stick...
SHARON SCOFFS
Don't drive. Get out.
SHARON LAUGHS
How the fuck did you do that?
Ozzy!
Do you want to leave now?
I used to make a record, go on
a promotion tour, then finish that -
I'm fucking jetlagged.
Take a couple of weeks off,
start the whole process again.
Do you want a quiet life now?
No. Yes, but no.
Cos we was... We're never quiet.
But aren't you fed up with
the drama?
Well, it comes with the territory,
doesn't it?
Yeah, we're eccentric, we're loud,
we're outspoken,
but we're quite normal,
we're quite boring, really,
when it comes down to it.
I wouldn't say we're fucking normal.
DOORBELL RINGS, DOGS BARK
Kill, kill!
KELLY: Hi, Papa!
Good morning! Good morning!
I love you, Papa. Mwah. Ha-ha!
Hee-hee-hee-hee! Morning, Angel.
JACK: What are you talking about?
He's got four girls! Thanks for
telling him now. Yeah, thanks.
DOG BARKS
This is it, our last chapter.
It will be nice
just to be on our own.
It will just be very low-key
with Ozzy, you know.
I like that.
I've retired four times.
Well, how can you retire
from the entertainment game?
It's what we do, it's what we...
So how can you stop entertaining?
My mum and dad should not be getting
out of bed to do any sort of work,
but I will say
I don't think it's possible
for either one of them
to retire ever.
I don't want to do anything,
actually.
Just want to live.
I'm not going to start
collecting stamps or anything.
PRODUCER: Do you think you'll end up
playing board games and...?
Board games?! Fuck off! Fuck off!
Fucking board... Board games?
Jigsaws.
Fuck that.
I'm not that fucking old.
PRODUCER LAUGHS
KELLY: Are you OK?
OZZY PRETENDS TO RETCH
Come on. Oh, my God.
Urrrgh!
WEAKLY: Don't forget to put
the cat out.
Shut up.
Time just flies by.
And the older you get,
the faster it goes.
Look, it's Thursday already.
SHARON LAUGHS
My intention from the beginning
was to go back to England.
It's... It's where I was born.
I've travelled the world
so many fucking times,
and I started off in England
and I want to go back to England.
So, they're going to move back to
England permanently
to a huge, fuck-off big house
in the middle of the countryside -
you know, the house that they've had
forever - you know, pushing, what?
30-something years.
I want to go back to my house.
I haven't been in my house for ages.
In that house,
the kids grew up there.
That house has got a lot of memories
for me.
Mum, that little scratch.
I know, I know.
I know they're really excited,
but I think this move is going
to make them really sad
because of leaving the grandchildren
and their children.
You know, it's scary to start fresh
in the way that they're doing it.
I'm not a fucking American.
Never wanted to be an American.
You want to know why I want to
go back to England?
Because I want to go back to
fucking England.
Know where I'm going to put my gun,
Sharon? Under the bed.
SHARON: Wherever you want to put it.
KELLY SCREAMS
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Oh! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
You've got to understand
where I'm coming from.
I love you all.
I love you more than life itself.
You're all fucking mad.
CHEERING
I didn't realise the difference
between being a rock star
and someone who's well-known on TV.
It's a completely different world.
Post-Osbournes, we all kind of just,
like, scattered,
and 20 years later,
it's like we're back together again.
Do you want the fire on?
No. No!
SHARON SCOFFS
It's freezing in here!
Are you cold? I'm always cold, Jack.
You know, we've all changed
and grown up a lot.
Jack's got four daughters,
I have a son.
We do have our own lives, but...
..the best life we have
is when we're together.
All right, we're starting in
three, two, one.
I'm Ozzy. I'm Sharon.
I'm Jack. And I'm Kelly.
That's the Osbournes here, folks.
Yeah, Osbourne podcast, and we're
back after a five-year hiatus.
We have yourself a new Grammy winner
right there. You got...
Yes! ..Best Rock Album of the Year.
SHARON AND KELLY APPLAUD
Two, I got. You got two this year.
Is that encouraging for you
when you win Best Rock Album?
Yeah, it is, but at the same time,
it... it... it pisses me off
cos I know that's as far
as I can go with it for now.
I mean, I got the award,
but I couldn't do a gig right now.
Where are you at with your health?
How are you feeling?
Like, what's your...?
My lower back is...
There's nothing left of it.
Right now, I'm in a lot of pain
and I'm in a lot of discomfort.
And you have to have another
surgery, you're saying? Yeah.
So, this'll be surgery number four?
OZZY AND SHARON: Yeah.
Yes, Kelly? Your hand is up.
I made a mistake. With what?
Letting Lemmy in here.
Why? What's he doing?
He's covered in shit.
Oh, I hate that dog.
When I was 69, I can vividly
remember me thinking to myself,
I'm 69 and I don't feel that bad.
Soon as I turned 70,
the fucking trap doors opened.
I can't walk very far
without getting out of breath.
I used to work out all the time
and I can't do it now.
I used to do an hour
on an elliptical every day.
Ozzy's Parkinson is
what they call Parkin-2,
and it's something that actually
comes on very, very young,
but it's so slight you don't notice.
But after his spinal accident,
it kind of brought it on.
Ozzy got up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom,
and coming back,
he tripped and just...
..hit the floor so hard.
I instinctively knew
I'd done some damage.
And I lay on the floor and I said,
"Sharon, get an ambulance.
I think I've broken my neck."
Say that's your spine
and you've got fluid here and here,
and it protects the spine.
And there was no fluid
at one point of his spine,
and so he had to have surgery
to try and open up his spine
so there would be fluid,
cos you could become a paraplegic.
It knocks the crap out of you
and you've just got to keep going
because it's like...
It's like I've got to start
everything from the word go again.
The best possible outcome is that
I'm fit enough and strong enough
to do shows.
The worst possible outcome
is I can't do shows.
CROWD CHANTING: Ozzy! Ozzy!
MUSIC: Iron Man
by Black Sabbath
I am Iron Man!
When I'm performing, I have a job
to get them kids going crazy,
and that's what I like to do.
MUSIC: Paranoid
by Black Sabbath
I can't fucking hear you!
It's the only thing
that I've ever done
that's made me feel a bit important,
you know.
When I was at school,
I couldn't concentrate, you know.
I'm dyslexic.
I'm a poor reader.
And it was just frustrating for me
as a kid.
If my father hadn't gone into debt
to get me a microphone and a PA,
I wouldn't be here.
And my father
had an indoor toilet built.
He loved a task.
And he'd come home with his potions
from work
and put the fucking thing
on the wall, put the tiles on it,
and it would fall off again, and he
would come home with another thing.
But in the end, it worked.
He would... He was... He...
He was determined to fix.
That's where I get my determination
from, I think.
I always, always told Ozzy,
"When you're 70, we say goodbye.
"It's enough."
He was 70 when we announced
the Farewell Tour.
He started it
and couldn't finish it.
PHYSIOTHERAPIST: Hello, my friend.
OZZY: Hello.
Can you lean forward a little bit?
Today, make the walking
as smooth as possible,
as quick as possible
and as safe as possible.
We're going to stand up, we're going
to walk towards that foam roll,
turn and sit back down.
We're going to time it
from the moment
that you try to get up
from the chair.
OK? Go.
Turn around. Yep.
Great, 8.16.
How did that feel for you? Good.
Good?
So, now we're going to do
our electrodes.
Mm-hm.
What I think that thing,
I get the impression,
my brain picks up the muscles that
need to be worked to walk correctly.
Is that right? You're close.
What happens is, your brain, uh...
I ain't got one of them.
THERAPIST LAUGHS
Your brain triggers the muscles
to move. Mm.
The machine picks up that signal,
assists you in that movement... OK.
..and then the repeated movements
essentially creates better pathways
from your brain down.
OK. You're retraining your brain.
Yeah, you're retraining your brain,
correct.
Ready? Yep. Go for it.
Now you are becoming Iron Man.
Make sure your steps are big, OK?
Bigger steps.
Understand.
You need to stop right now?
No, no, no, we'll keep going.
OK. Great. One more minute.
Perfect.
CHEERING
How did it feel? Good. Perfect.
So, earlier, when we first
tested it, it was 8.16.
Yeah. I can do a bit faster now.
You want to try to do faster
than that? Yeah.
OK, let's do one more time. OK?
Ready... go.
I mean, I'm determined.
Safely, though, safely.
By hook or by crook,
I'm going to make it.
You definitely did faster that time.
HE LAUGHS
Yeah, you shaved off
almost a full second
from when we first started today.
Yeah? So, it's at currently 7.38.
That's not bad for an old fart.
I think it's pretty good!
Should we talk about the dogs,
Michael?
Because that's something
that's weighing on my mind.
With the dogs in your car,
you could make it to England
by the time we got there.
All of the dogs?
DOGS BARK
All of the dogs, and three cats.
But, see, the thing is,
private plane or no private plane,
no plane's going to take nine dogs
and three cats.
We don't know that.
We haven't asked. My advice is...
You can book 'em
on separate flights.
If you had a private jet,
would you rent it out to somebody
that had nine dogs and three cats,
pissing and shitting?
Your dogs, no, because I have flown
with Rocky
and it's up there with, like, my
top ten worst moments from my life.
THEY CHUCKLE
BARKING CONTINUES
The gym... The pool?
..the pool and your art room.
So it'll be just like the way it was
before, without anything done to it?
No, there'll be big holes
and diggers and whatever.
OK.
But the house will be done. OK.
Nice, cosy. Just us.
Yeah.
I'm going back to England
and I'm just getting the house
ready for us to go back.
I want it to be right for him.
I want everything to be right.
CIRCULAR SAW WHIRS
I'm on the second team of builders.
The extension won't be finished
till the summer.
Um, they're finishing up some
panelling in the front of the house.
Sharon! Yes!
Hello! How are you?
Very well.
Welcome to the building site.
Come on, let's have a look.
Have a look at
your new bits and pieces.
Ozzy can't live in a house unless
it's got fires or a log burner,
cos he's, like, fire-mad.
This is Ozzy's study.
It's full of
Ozzy's favourite things.
Lots of oddities.
These strange, ugly dolls
over there.
Couple of bats.
And it's just strange he's not here.
He is very romantic.
He still leaves me little notes.
You know, I'll open a drawer
and there's a little note from him.
And I always wanted to put a lake in
and it would be,
"Oh, next year,
we'll do it next year."
And I thought, now it's the time.
I just love what a lake does.
I love looking at the water,
and it brings in animals.
We've always referred to this
as home.
We just thought that
it would be for about five years
and then we'd come back.
That's why we never, ever
sold the house.
This was Kelly's room.
I mean, I never wanted to change it.
I just can't do it.
It's all cracking and everything.
I've got to get it fixed.
I'm going to be one of those
mad old women
that I'll come up here and it'll
still be the same in ten years.
When I look out of the window,
I just go back to
when the kids were little
and they used to camp outside there
and, you know,
do fires in the evening
with their dad.
And Jack and his dad
would dress up as soldiers,
go marching into the forest,
and all of that comes back.
Yeah. Great, great memories.
Really good memories.
I don't want to be buried in America.
The cemetery is called Forest Lawn.
It's, uh... It's kind of weird.
It's like a... the McDonald's version
of a cemetery.
Ozzy, for fuck's sake.
I'm so looking forward to
an English summer.
Wimbledon.
SHARON LAUGHS Wimble...
We always tour here in the summer
and then we would just go home
for Christmas.
Yeah.
And when I went back, cos it was
already, like, the end of the year,
blistering cold weather.
I have lots of memories of
when I'd made some marijuana cake,
I went to the pub and the vicar
came round and had some of the cake!
He was fucked up.
He was fucking stoned.
He thought he had the flu.
My dad found out he had Parkinson's
and it did shift everything
into perspective.
I always thought
my dad was invincible, but...
..Iron Man wasn't really
made of iron.
Mwah!
BABY SID COOS
Mwah.
Yeah, it sucks seeing Dad in pain.
SID SNEEZES
Bless you!
It's horrible.
Just makes you feel helpless.
WHISPERING: Let's go see Papa
downstairs.
Hi, Dada.
Hello, Sid!
Hello, little Sid!
Kch! Kch!
It is hard. It's hard to watch
somebody you love...
..be uncomfortable in any way.
152 over 86.
He doesn't like people seeing him
like this.
Like, if we go to a restaurant
for dinner,
that walk from the maitre d's desk
to our table
is like a walk of shame for him,
because everybody looks at him.
He doesn't want people to pity him.
He doesn't want people to
stare at him like that.
You OK? Yeah, I'm all right.
You can't be him
without people staring.
He's Ozzy Osbourne.
But... they were staring at him
as a wild man before,
and I think that that is something
that he kind of almost got off on.
He liked that, he liked that
people thought he was crazy,
and now he thinks people pity him
and he fucking hates it.
Maple, can you say hi?
Can you say hi?
Maple, say hi.
Yay! Good job.
SHE GURGLES
Yeah.
It's the first time
that we've actually got
all five grandchildren together.
This hairbrush is shit for your hair
too.
Sorry, I shouldn't swear,
but you know...
Ozzy unfortunately can't come
because of his back,
and he's lying down.
I heard moans and groans during
the night when he'd turn over,
making pain noises, so...
He's upset that he can't see
the five of them all together.
Oh, Maple!
How are you?
My angel! Hi!
SHARON LAUGHS Nana!
Oh, Andy-Pandy! Oh, Minnie...
Er, Pearly. Sorry.
Hi! Hi! What's going on?
No!
Are you...? You literally...
No, don't... Look at her!
You literally fucking walk
in this house
and you start looking at
"what can I tidy".
She's trying to unpack.
I know, I can't help it!
How are you doing at school?
Good. Good?
KELLY: Have you been working on
your numbers and letters?
MINNIE: A...
B, C, D, E...
You can sing it. E, F...
Where's Dad today?
He's not good today. Not good.
He's not good today. Yeah?
Really not good. One of those days?
Yeah.
And where's Welders at?
How long till it's liveable?
June 1, they're meant to be
everybody out of the house,
but not the extension.
They'll still be working on...
Yeah, the extension's going to take
another year, isn't it? Yeah.
I think the worst thing is that
it's so fucking far away.
Not having them right here
is going to be really difficult,
because whenever you're just
having a shit day
and you just need a hug
from your mum,
I won't be able to do that.
The reality of the situation is,
is that we're not going to be able
to do stuff like this,
and that's the downside, but...
Oh, yeah. I mean, look.
How easy is it just to pop by?
And all those things will be gone,
cos you can't just pop by.
But at the same time, when we do
get together, it will be... Special.
..special, and also all the time
we'll be together.
Emotionally, it's... I think it's...
It's going to be difficult for sure.
Love you, little Andy. Love you.
I love you too.
I can't spend a lot of time there.
You know, it's like I can go over,
I can...
Realistically, I can bring my kids
over there once a year.
Nearly as tall as me.
You learn things from
your grandparents, you know,
and just having the ability to have
a kind of closeness and a rapport
with their grandparents is...
It's priceless.
Honestly, what breaks my heart
is thinking about
you and Pearl's relationship.
You guys are so close,
and then that's like,
"Bye, see you once or twice a year."
No, it's not going to be that, Jack.
But it's...
It would never be once, twice a year
with the kids, ever.
But how can it be any other way?
And, as I say,
we don't have unlimited time
with you guys as parents.
You guys would want to
spend less time with us now.
Like, what are the memories
that jump into mind?
Just bringing the family up there.
There's going to be no family there,
though.
You're remembering a time at
Welders that is drawing you back
to, like, when we were all kids
running around the fields,
riding quad bikes, having friends
over - like, a family in that house.
I feel when I get into that house...
..I feel at home. Yeah.
I feel it's where I belong.
Yeah, I mean, it's a great house.
No denying it.
There's a lot of good memories
there, there's a lot of... you know.
I don't think you'll ever accept it.
But we've moved half our life
over there already.
Yeah, no, I... You're...
You're too far to pump the brakes
and re-evaluate.
I get that.
It just comes at a hefty price.
Every major decision does, Jack.
Yeah.
And, you know, it...
Ultimately, it's down to
your father's happiness.
Billy! Hello.
Hello! Hello!
What brings you here? How are we?
Hello, William. Oh, it's me.
How are you? I'm all right.
Are you all right? Good to see you.
Yes! Not for much longer, either.
You're leaving me. I don't like it.
Yeah, but you'll be over in England
before you know it. I hope so.
Here we go again, Billy.
BILLY LAUGHS
Are you ready for this? Yeah.
This is Ozzy Speaks
on SiriusXM Channel 38.
I'm Billy Morrison.
And I'm Ozzy Osbourne.
You ARE Ozzy Osbourne.
How are you, mate?
I'm... I'm battling through it.
I have good days and bad.
I'm on a bit of a downturn.
If I'm wanting to get up,
I don't feel great.
And it's like, I'm so pissed off.
I've seen surgeons, doctors,
hospitals.
Obviously, you pulled out of
the festival. Yeah.
What people have to realise is
before you had that surgery,
you were agreeing to do it.
It took me eight weeks to
get over the surgery.
This blood clot thing
starts happening. Yeah.
So, I just thought, "I ain't going to
be able to make this."
I'm just very disappointed
cos I really would have liked to
have done that gig.
When the timing is right,
it's going happen,
but this is not the right timing -
that's it.
If you're an Ozzy fan
and you're disappointed in me
not doing the show,
I'm sorry, but I tried everything
under the sun to get ready.
I've got to say to
all the listeners,
this guy is working so hard
to get fit again.
I hate cancelling shows.
I hate throwing the towel in.
I'm not that kind of a guy.
What I tell him and what I believe
is, "You'll get there."
He's the strongest person I've
ever met, physically and mentally.
When he says he's coming back,
he's scared that his fans
aren't ever going to believe him.
He doesn't want his legacy to be
that his live show part of him
just ended the way it did.
He wants that opportunity to
say goodbye to his fans properly.
GUN FIRES
You've only got to move
a tiny bit and it goes out.
I make my own targets.
That's why I make it difficult.
This is another thing
that I just zone out on.
Oh. I'll be spending my birthday
in England. Wow, yeah.
Go nuts for about a week,
get all the toys out.
But most of my toys have gone now.
My toys were quad bikes.
I'm not allowed on one any more.
We had some fun on them. We used to
have fun, a lot of fun, me and Jack.
On what?
What?
SHARON LAUGHS
You used to have a lot of fun
on what? Quad bikes. Oh, God.
I'm excited.
It's just time to go home.
Ozzy's like,
"Well, what are we going to do?
"What do we do with ourselves?"
I had a head full of monsters
last night. What?
I had a head full of monsters
last night.
A head full of monsters? Mm-hm.
GUN FIRES
I know.
Ozzy... Ozzy's imagination
gets him at night,
and his head starts... going over
things and over things.
Do you know what I do?
It's really weird.
I... I'll go through the day
and there's things that I'm... I'm
alert about or I'm unhappy with.
But I'll review the day
when I'm lying down, like,
"Oh, I actually
could've handled that better."
You know.
It's chronic anxiety.
And Ozzy's thoughts
are always... dark.
They're always dark.
It's never the cup's half full,
it's always half empty. And it's...
Shut up!
SHE LAUGHS
He's a lot happier than he's been
in a while.
But Ozzy's so used to thinking about
the next tour and the next record,
and when you've been on that wheel
for 50-odd years,
your head knows nothing else.
So, now he doesn't have that,
it's like he just
worries about everything,
and now it's just flipped
to... general life things.
The one thing I cannot stand
is funerals.
I don't go. Really, they fuck me up.
I don't think
anybody likes funerals.
Anyway, let's talk about moving
and not death.
HE CHUCKLES
I don't believe in heaven or hell.
I think heaven and hell is here.
Sometimes it's heaven,
sometimes it's hell.
Well, when I was 20, I used to
say I'll be dead before 40,
and that was all right
till I was 39 and a half.
I used to worry about dying more
then, in those early days,
than I ever do now.
I don't know,
the things I've done to my body,
I should be fucking dead anyway.
It's taken a long time to get
this place where we're at now.
I'm in quite a good frame of mind
these days.
Look at this little bastard.
These little things bite you.
Those little spiders.
I'll kill 'em for you, love.
Don't worry.
Um... how many have you shot, Ozzy?
A few.
Those little ones at the bottom.
How can you see those?
Gift.
SHARON SCOFFS
I'm blind. I can't see anyway.
I'll go and check to see
how bad I am.
Do you want your cane? No.
Ozzy, over the last ten years,
he's changed an awful lot.
He got sober again...
..quit drinking and drugs.
It's not bad.
He bettered himself morally.
Not bad.
The damage that certain things
you do, how it affects other people.
Oh, well done, Ozzy.
I'd fall down stairs.
I'd fucking end up in a bed
with somebody else.
My whole existence was around
how much I could get drunk.
I made a bunch of mistakes,
fair share of fights,
and Sharon... has never
given up on me.
That's great.
Yeah.
Well done.
That's really good.
Is your neck hurting? Yeah.
Love takes time.
If you both love each other,
you don't get off the horse
at the first jump.
You run the course.
Wherever she goes I'm going...
..be it on this plane or the next,
cos I can't live without this woman.
I really can't.
And then Geezer come up with
the name Black Sabbath.
And the rest is history.
The football ground from
where I was starting life here.
My house where I grew up
is literally a third of a mile
from the villa ground.
It's that close you could hear
the crowd where we lived.
I just want a chance to thank them,
the fans,
cos my fans are like a religion,
you know.
The best audience in the world,
a British audience,
and it's given him
something to look forward to.
I just hope it's OK.
I want to do a good show.
I want to do as good a show as I can.
We've got the biggest artists
in the world coming -
Guns N' Roses, Metallica,
Pantera, Tool, Steven Tyler.
It's a celebration for Sabbath,
who started it,
and it's a celebration for Ozzy
saying thank you to everybody.
He just has to enjoy it.
It's the last gig. It is, this is it.
This is goodbye.
You know, I physically can't do it
any more.
The current state of play is
the builders are still
doing the extension,
but our actual house, the original
house is ready to move back into.
The decorators are just doing
some finishing touches.
The last bits of furniture
are going in.
I have no idea how big this lake is,
but I know it's big enough
to have a rowboat in it.
Amy just sent me something
on Welders House.
Well, yeah, it's a...
She was looking up the history,
and it was built for this guy.
I got it all wrong, of the history
of the house.
Anyway, it was built for
the governors
of St Luke's Hospital For Lunatics
in London.
BILLY: Perfect!
What?! So I got
my own lunatic asylum? You have!
I finally got my own lunatic asylum,
and I was led to believe
it was a mansion, a rock mansion.
Thank you!
BILLY LAUGHS
Who calls it...? Who says...?
Only my wife would buy me
a lunatic asylum!
Did they really have, like,
"St Luke's Hospital For Lunatics"
outside?
I thought it looked a bit official.
It was always criminally insane.
You can't put lunatics
in your fucking title. No!
All this lot here, that's over here,
is Ozzy's clothes
waiting to be packed.
All this lot.
Like, ten cases here
and I think there's four out there.
This lovely mess in here,
everything that's in here...
..is going to be given away.
Where's the bag?
Where did we put it? Oh, here it is.
Hey! Hey, are you going to put them
in here?
Good boy.
Between Sid and I and the baby
unpacking everything that we pack,
it's been... a lot.
Please get out of there,
you've already pissed in here.
Oh, no, it's actually really bad.
Mother...
Why did you do that?
Urrrgh!
SHOUTING: And she's shat
in my fucking suitcase!
I'm going to throw up.
This is like living in
a fucking insane asylum.
SHE GASPS
And I've stepped in it.
Nothing fucking changes
in this house.
All right, I've got to get
some disinfectant...
..and a new pair of fucking socks.
All the cupboards are full,
and I have to sort through
everything I'm taking.
Want a black bag?
SHE CHUCKLES
Look at all this shite.
And most of the stuff we're taking
is Ozzy's.
I never give anything of Ozzy's
away, ever.
Do you mind? It's my drink!
Not any more.
Guess what she did this morning.
What?
Shit and pissed
in my packed suitcase.
Oh, fantastic. There you go.
And then I stepped in it.
What? And then I stepped in it.
Then you... Oh. Mm-hm.
Are you excited to go back?
I don't know, I wouldn't say excited.
I'm kind of scared to go back.
I know what you mean.
It's like...
I'm so used to being over here now,
but I've got to go back.
You know, I've got a house there,
and Sharon's...
Your mum said it's beautiful.
Oh, my God, Dad,
you're going to love it so much.
So, I've got to get ready
and go to the airport. All right.
I'll miss you. I love you.
I love you more.
It's Ozzy's decision
whether he wants
to spend the rest of his life there
or here.
Home is where both of us are.
As long as he's with me,
I'm all right.
We're so used to
being... running after the kids.
We don't know what it's like to be
with ourselves, you know,
to be with each other.
You know what?
I can't wait till I'm there.
The lake is amazing.
It's fucking magnificent.
You know, it all lights up at night
and everything.
It's really, really beautiful.
And the trees have all grown so much
since the last time I was here.
Are there ducks in there now?
Yes, they're all here. Look.
Oh, yeah, there they are.
Look at them.
Where did they come from?
They just came naturally
and then decided to stay
and have their babies.
They just came on their own?
All on their own
and decided to stay.
I hope nobody fucking shoots them.
No...
Who the hell's going to shoot them,
Ozzy?!
Can you see how lovely
and clean the lake is?
Yeah, yeah.
Look, look at this one coming up.
It's out of water.
Look.
I could go down there
and set up camp.
My fishing pole one day. Yeah.
It was just like...
SHE EXHALES
Like this... I could breathe.
It's our little piece of heaven.
All you hear are birds,
a little bit of our dogs barking,
um, Ozzy screaming.
I want to get some more deer
cos you know they've been dying off
cos they're so old now.
Get more then. I will.
Look at them.
They're all coming up, look.
Get the gun ready.
Stop it with the gun!
I feel like I'm finally home.
This is my home.
It's a beautiful view
of the house there. It is.
It looks magnificent, Sharon.
It looks really good.
Beautiful house, love.
All right, do you want to go back
or stay? Stay.
That's what we want. Yeah!
It's a beautiful place here.
Do you know where this was? No.
On the QE2 going to Live Aid.
Fucking QE2, '80s? I don't remember.
There's me and Kelly in the bath.
KELLY: Oh, look!
All of our family are here
for the show in Birmingham,
and it's so important to us all
that we're all together.
Is that you dressed up
in some crazy gear?
It's about 44,000 capacity,
Aston Villa,
and we had over
three million requests for seats.
It is all '80s.
That's a real '80s. Mm-hm.
I'm finally looking through...
JACK: Yeah, little snapshots in time.
People don't do this any more.
Well, the gig is going to be closure
for me.
We're sort of finishing the picture.
Who's that?
That's your dad.
My...? That's not my dad.
It is your dad.
Your sister sent it.
It's not my dad.
I've never seen this photo before.
No, I know you haven't.
Your sister sent it.
That's my uncle Jim.
That's my dad! Fucking hell.
I have never seen this picture
before.
I feel bad that I never seen
more of him.
He was ill for a lot of years.
All that time he was ill,
you weren't...
We were in America all that time.
Yeah.
My dad, I can't believe it.
There's your mum.
She's a good-looking girl. Mm-hm.
That's my dad. That's Dad.
Jack. He was a good bloke, Sharon.
I know he was.
He was a good man.
If it wasn't...
I'll tell you what.
If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be
sitting in this house today.
I know.
I often think about him, you know.
I mean, with all these awards
and things I'm getting,
it's a climbing Birmingham world.
I wish he was here today to see it.
I know you do, darling.
I haven't sung on stage
for over six years.
It'll probably be very emotional
cos it's my last hot hell ride,
you know.
SHARON LAUGHS
What the fuck is this?
Oh, let me explain.
That's crap.
That is art. Look.
"Ozzy," and they've put
the bullhorns on
from the bull on the station.
Right? It's not... It's useless.
Fucking joke.
Thank you.
Um, Back To The Beginning,
and then Villa Park.
Not really fond of that.
You're not fond of it? Weird...
No, it's crap.
OK, that's one that's crap.
Now, look carefully at this one.
That's the Villa. The Villa what?
Villa Park.
This doesn't look nothing like
Villa Park.
Oh, that's great.
It's done by
a local Birmingham artist too. Good.
I'm going to show Ozzy...
He's never seen the bench that's
in Birmingham of Black Sabbath.
You can...
There's a bench and there's pictures
of all the guys in Sabbath,
and you can sit next to
your favourite one
and have a picture taken.
There's Black Sabbath Bridge,
Ozzy the bull at the station,
and it's fantastic.
It's really huge.
Every hour, it farts or something.
No, it moves.
It moves and its head moves,
and there's lasers in the eyes
and everything.
And at Christmas, they dress him up,
and it's just fantastic.
Is it there forever? Forever.
REPORTER: There are more than 40,000
Black Sabbath fans here,
and they could have sold it
many, many times over.
It is the first time in 20 years
the band has played together,
fronted by the Prince of Darkness
himself, Ozzy Osbourne,
and a farewell to their home city.
Sometimes you throw a bunch of cards
in the air.
Every now and again, the cards fall
the way they're supposed to,
and sometimes when it's going bad,
I want to go, "Beam me up, Scotty."
HE LAUGHS
Once it's on,
you are a shithole boss.
When I feel the crowd,
it's like a divine experience.
There's no sex, drugs or anything
that comes anywhere near it.
You feel king of the fucking planet
for that one minute.
CHEERING
I have to say that my favourite part
of the whole weekend
was when dad sang
Mama, I'm Coming Home.
I don't feel like
there was one dry eye.
I... I got all emotional with that.
Oh, my God, Dad,
everybody was crying.
I couldn't fucking get the words out.
I was just swallowing
my fucking emotion.
The guys from Metallica, Slayer,
Tool -
everyone was just up there,
like, crying. Crying.
The only thing I really got...
What was terribly frustrating for me,
I had to sit there
instead of running across the stage.
That was fucking torture,
cos I wanted to get off that thing
so much.
It was very humbling
to sit in that chair for...
..er, nine songs.
What a great way to go out,
that gig was.
MAPLE SHRIEKS
AREE: Maple, you want to go pop
the bubbles?
Since the show on Saturday,
we came back
and we just slept non-stop
throughout the day and a half.
I haven't even given it a thought
what happens next.
But I can retire
with a clear conscience.
The emotion and love
for Black Sabbath and Ozzy
has been really overwhelming.
He had a dream
and that dream came true,
and I think that people
relate to that very much.
It's our last chapter.
This is it. This is our time.
However long it is, it's our time.
My life without him
just isn't my life.
It's not what I was meant to be.
And I just...
We're like glue.
This is the first time
I've been back in such a long time.
I know.
It's great to be here.
And in the summer.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, it's the best.
What are you
most looking forward to?
Doing absolutely nothing.
Ditto. Real... Ditto.
Being with you, Sharon,
just being with you.
You know, you've got on the phones
to our agents and things.
I'm... I'm...
I'm retiring from public life.
If I had my legs, I'd love to build
a vegetable garden.
We can get them here.
I'd love it.
I've done it before. It's great.
Well, we can do...
Grow some weed, perhaps.
Very funny.
You like a smoke now and again.
Shut up! You're such an arsehole!
Mm. Love you.
Love you more. Couldn't.
MUSIC: Mama, I'm Coming Home
by Ozzy Osbourne
CHANTING: Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy!
Time goes by like a flash.
But I've had a lot of fun.
I've had a lot of blood, sweat
and tears, you know.
FANS: Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy! Oi, oi, oi!
It's been a great life.
If I had to live my life again,
I wouldn't change a damn thing.
Times have changed
and times are strange
Here I come, but I ain't the same
Mama, I'm coming home
Time's gone by, seems to be
You could have been
a better friend to me
Mama, I'm coming home
You took me in
and you drove me out, yeah
You had me hypnotised, yeah
Lost and found and turned around
By the fire in your eyes
You made me cry, you told me lies
But I can't stand to say goodbye
Mama, I'm coming home.