Sheroes (2023) Movie Script
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(gentle music)
(dramatic music)
(waves lapping)
(upbeat music)
(beeping)
(soft music)
(seagull calling)
(soft music)
True yoga is not about
the shape of your body
but the shape of your life.
(music stops)
This is such fucking bullshit.
(upbeat music)
I'm that girl,
I'm that bitch
I won't tolerate no shit
You can say I'm used to it
These white walls create
such mystical notions.
They are undefinably absolute.
I will take this piece
right here please.
This is such fucking bullshit.
I'm just that girl
I'm just, I'm just
that girl
Put the money in the bag!
Put the money in the bag!
Do you wanna play?
(gun clicking)
Barry loves to play.
(soft upbeat music)
Cut.
(alarm ringing)
That was beautiful, Ezra,
truly groundbreaking work.
This is such fucking bullshit.
I'm that bitch
I won't tolerate no shit
You can say I'm used to it
And what I wants,
know I get
I'm that girl
Fuck you and your pussy board.
Don't tolerate no shit
This is such fucking bullshit.
(upbeat music)
I'm that bitch
(phone ringing)
Pack your bags!
What's the word, Diamond?
Yeah, I'm just super busy
here at the art gallery.
Yeah, you're about
as busy over there
selling overpriced
sheets of white paper
as I am over here
practicing my Oscar speech.
Daddy has given us
his jet and villa,
we take off tomorrow for an
insta trip you won't forget.
What?
No shit.
That sounds amazing.
Which one of your daddy's
houses are we going to?
Phuket...
Thailand!
Are you sure it's safe there?
Decap Ezra,
of course it's safe.
Now go pack your shit.
Wheels up first thing
in the morning.
See y'all on a G tomorrow.
Diamond out.
(computer pinging)
(upbeat music)
Welcome, ladies.
Now where the fuck is Ryder?
(engine gunning)
Oh, of course.
(upbeat pulsing music)
Nice luggage, Ryder.
Fuck off, Daisy.
Oh you would
love to fuck Daisy.
How do you know I haven't?
Wow, welcome, ladies.
I'm Jasper McDaniel.
I'll be your pilot.
We have good weather,
so we should be arriving
in Phuket on time.
Sit back, relax,
enjoy the flight,
and if you guys need
anything, I'll be up front.
Oh my, I can think
of a few things
that our captain can do to me.
Diamond, just let
him focus on his job,
which is literally making
sure we don't crash and die.
Fuck off.
Oh this is fucking awesome!
Enough of the
chitchat, I want a shot.
God, Daisy, the
sun's barely up.
Well I'm sure the sun
is up in Thailand by now.
And I'm just pro-actively
curing future jet lag.
To sex.
To drugs.
To rock and roll.
(women cheering)
(upbeat pulsing music)
I think we should all
go around in a circle
and collectively
set an intention
for our vacay together.
Oh my God, Ezra, stop being
so fucking introspective.
Like, just relax.
Here, take a pull.
I wanna get into some
of that full moon powder
and turn this beach
trip into a ski trip.
Ryder, what about you?
I wanna connect
with my friends,
and have the experience
of a lifetime.
That sounds
pretty fucking lame.
I want to eat great
food, sleep long nights
and fuck anyone I want.
(bubbling)
Daddy issues.
(Daisy laughing)
My daddy has issues
with you on his plane.
There is the fucking door, Ezra.
Oh my God, chill out (laughs).
Well, I intend to fuck on blow
and have an experience
that we'll never forget.
To motherfucking
Thailand, yeah!
(upbeat pulsing music)
(indistinct singing)
(singer vocalizing)
(indistinct singing)
(upbeat pulsing music)
(engine roaring)
[Daisy] I gotta piss.
Oh enjoy.
I'm gonna go up front
to see if there's
anything I can do
for our captain.
Hey, please don't
fuck with him too much.
I wanna get there in one piece.
(soft music)
Ryder, what the fuck?
I thought we could
use some alone time.
Now is not the time.
If not now, then when?
Look, it's not easy, Ryder.
I mean, life is
complicated for some of us.
For some of us.
What's that supposed to mean?
Look, I am not you.
I'm not all confident wrapped
up in this badassness.
Daisy, you have more
badass in you than you know.
Just go.
(Ryder sighing)
(upbeat pulsing music)
This is a club I
thought I'd never join.
The Bang Your
Best Friend Club.
The Mile-High, you
asshole (laughs).
(upbeat pulsing music)
(indistinct singing)
(singer vocalizing)
Get some air in here, Dang.
[Diamond] Knock, knock.
Hello, Diamond.
Everything okay?
Everything's great.
Just thought you could
use some company.
Uh, Dang, I'm
stretching my legs.
Controls are off to you.
(soft piano music)
Wow, you girls really
know how to trash a plane.
Uh, yeah, I've had plenty
of years of experience.
I believe it.
Mm-hm.
So you know my dad?
Not personally, but I
am a fan of his movies.
Oh, I'm sensing a little bit
of mystery to you, Captain.
Mystery? Me?
My life's pretty boring.
I wish I had something to hide.
Married? Kids?
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I'm perpetually single.
Mm.
Well, we might have to do
something to change that.
What about you?
Me?
Oh well, that's gonna take
at least a second date.
(thunder rumbling)
(plane jolting)
Do me a favor.
Grab a seat, okay?
(alarm dinging)
(plane jolting)
Are we there?
(intercom dinging)
[Jasper]
Okay, ladies,
we hit some inclement weather.
It's gonna get a
little bumpy, so
if you could please
buckle your seat belts.
We're gonna crash.
We're all gonna die!
Hey, hey, hey, guys,
we're not gonna die.
It's just a storm.
Yeah, a storm we're right
in the fucking middle of.
We're gonna die!
Ryder, I used your toothbrush,
and I never told you.
And, Daisy, I'm sorry I puked
in the back of your car.
Diamond, I'm so sorry,
but I slept with your dad.
(storm raging)
You motherfucker!
Technically, she's
a fatherfucker.
What is the matter with it!
I just want you guys to
know how much I love you.
[Jasper] Ladies,
quick little update.
We've hit some bad whether,
and the Phuket Airport
has been shut down,
so we're gonna land
on a private airstrip
outside of town.
There'll be a car waiting for
you, and your bags will follow
and be delivered later today.
Prepare for landing.
When I walk in the room
Everybody scatter
like doom doom doom
With a bang and a boom
A little bit dramatic
but I'm coming for you
Watch out
Claws out
Right now, I'm gonna
howl at the moon
'Cause I'm coming for you
You can run, run, run
You can hide
It's toxic, toxic
but tonight
You can run, run, run
You can hide
It's toxic tonight
You're in danger
No way.
Oh, my God.
So here is the pool, there
is the sea, here is the bar.
Oh my God.
Daddy bought it
like 10 years ago.
so, with a little renovation,
well guys, mi casa, su casa.
Except for Ezra, that is.
Ha ha, sucker.
[Ezra] I mean seriously?
Fuck you. You're sleeping
in the maid's quarters.
Well they always hide the
good booze there anyway.
(upbeat music)
Cool.
Oh my God.
(group chattering)
Here, okay.
I'm not sleeping over there.
I'm sleeping there.
(upbeat music)
(group chattering)
(group laughing)
You can run, run, run
You can hide
It's toxic tonight
I'm skinny dipping tonight.
You're gonna see my
pale ass in this pool.
Your pale ass?
[Ezra] This is the best ever.
This is fucking amazing.
Yeah, right.
Anyone up for heading into
town to get this party started?
Yeah, thought you'd never ask.
Do they have Uber here?
No need. This place comes
with toys (clicks tongue).
(upbeat music)
(engine starting and revving)
(upbeat music)
(engine revving)
(upbeat music)
(singing in foreign language)
Hit and run
(singing in foreign language)
Hit and run
(singing in foreign language)
(upbeat music)
This place is so cool.
There's literally fire.
Guys, I'm gonna go get drinks.
Okay.
Forget drinks.
Let's find some blow.
Daisy, you need
to be careful, okay?
You get caught in
Thailand with drugs,
fast forward 15 years,
you're gonna be
like Clare Danes in
Brokedown Palace.
This is Thailand.
Drugs are just as
accessible as rice here.
Just be careful, okay?
Be careful.
That's all I'm saying.
You're the ultimate
buzzkill, okay.
Do you understand that?
I'm good, I'm fine.
Just be careful.
Oh.
Oh!
Shots!
[Group] Shots!
(upbeat music)
(fireworks popping)
(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)
(crowd cheering)
(flames roaring)
[Group] Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder!
(crowd cheering)
[Crowd] Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder!
Here, here, here, here!
Me, me, here, here, here!
(squirting)
(crowd cheering)
(Ezra screaming)
(upbeat music)
Hey, guys.
Hey.
You enjoying your night here?
Oh you could say that.
Well, I was wondering
if you could help me
with a little something.
Anything you need on the
island, we're your girls.
I need some blow.
We never touch
that shit anymore.
Oh fuck off.
(upbeat music)
(crowd chattering)
Okay, Ezra, that's
our cue to leave.
Hey, fatherfucker,
we're leaving!
You fucked your dad!
No, don't be silly.
I fucked her dad.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Do you know where Daisy is?
Yeah, she went
in this direction.
Daisy.
Daisy.
Daisy?
Daisy?
Daisy.
Daisy.
(door slamming)
She's gone. She's not here.
Where the fuck is she?
Maybe she went
back to the villa.
She has no idea where the
villa is. She must be here.
She's searching from coke.
Ezra, shut up.
Guys, let's just find
her and get outta here.
I'm like done.
Daisy?
Hey, have you seen my friend?
Pink shirt, dreads.
We just saw her walk out with
two big Thai motherfuckers.
You ever heard of
having a girl's back?
(upbeat music)
So basically I'm
just looking for coke.
Yeah, not the cheap stuff.
Okay, I need the expensive
stuff for me and my friends.
We're not cheap bitches.
Daisy?
Daisy.
Hey, we've been looking for you.
I'm just making a
purchase from these
fine gentlemen right here.
That description seems to
be a slight embellishment.
You girls want some party?
Want some company, uh?
No, we don't wanna
fucking party,
and we don't want your company.
Okay, come on,
let's get a move on.
Let's get the fuck outta here.
But it's still
going on inside?
Daisy, okay, time to go.
Why you be so rude?
We just try to help you out.
Oh, fuck you, assholes.
You're coke dealers,
not missionaries.
Let's go.
Well. Well, we aren't
coke dealers neither.
Now you rich bitches
are gonna give us
all your fucking money.
Look, sirs, you can,
you can have our money.
Okay, but then just
please don't hurt us.
Please don't hurt us.
(glass smashes)
You guys wanna play?
Let's fucking play.
[Jasper] What's going on here?
[Ezra] Jasper?
Get the fuck out of here!
This ain't your problem.
Oh, I think it is.
Hey, (speaks
foreign language).
We don't want
anyone to get hurt.
Okay.
Remember, you asked for this.
Pressing your nose
where it doesn't belong.
(kick striking)
Please, don't shoot, okay.
(punch striking)
How did you do that?
I guess I watched too many
of your father's movies.
Well, you know,
we had this covered.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Look, girls, I know you can
take care of yourselves
but this island
can get dangerous,
especially if you girls
are looking for trouble.
You got something
I can write on?
Here.
Okay.
(soft music)
If you need anything,
that's where I'll be.
Pen and paper? This guy is
so old school fucking cool.
Let's go.
Okay, thank you.
[Daisy] Oh my God.
Who are you, Jasper?
I'm just a lonely pilot
trying to enjoy his layover.
Yeah, well you know,
I watched too many
of my dad's films as well,
and I tend to have a
pretty good read on people.
A simple thank you will do.
Jasper, I don't believe
you. But thank you.
(soft mysterious music)
[Ezra] The bags arrived.
Finally, I can get
out of these clothes.
Why, did you like
shit your pants
when your coke deal went south?
Diamond, lay off her.
I am so tired.
Anyone else wanna swim?
Good idea.
Bring the bags to the
room, put on our suits
and meet you back in five.
Uh uh, uh uh uh, I
wasn't fucking kidding.
You're over there.
[Ezra] Fuck
someone's dad once,
it's like you're
a fucking pariah.
(leaves rustling)
(suspenseful music)
[Ryder] Everybody
get out here!
What the fuck?
Don't even freak out
if you forgot a swimsuit.
I have like 20, okay?
No bikini, no
clothes, no nothing.
Holy shit.
Is that real?
I know one way to find out.
Hey.
This bag looks just like mine.
This is nuts, right?
We have to call Jasper.
No, uh-uh.
I'm not quite sure that's
our best move right now.
Our best move?
He just saved our lives.
There is something
off about him.
For all we know, he's got
something to do with this.
You're being
paranoid, Diamond.
Oh, really?
New pilot, first flight,
we know absolutely
nothing about him.
Shows up out of nowhere at the
club when we're in trouble.
I mean, he may have
been following us, guys.
I'm just saying.
You know what?
I say we do one.
We'll have a night.
Call the cops in the morning
to pick it up,
and we just sort
this shit out then.
Just one?
[Daisy] Yeah.
Just one.
No, guys, that
is not a good idea.
Just one.
(Ryder exhaling)
(crickets chirping)
Okay, just one.
Fuck it.
Okay, start it up.
I'm gonna put this
somewhere safe
so Miss Vacuum over there
doesn't get any ideas.
(bag zipping)
Let's turn this shit up.
(upbeat music)
(group sniffing)
All I wanna do is
see your face again
Can't get you out my
head, it's driving me insane
You're running through my
blood, through every vein
And I don't care
Do you feel the same
I can't breathe 'cause
you took my breath
Since your body
touched my body
I've been obsessed
And I won't stop
till I take you home
'Cause girls like me,
don't sleep alone
You're so beautiful
You're so magical
You got me in a trance
and I'm not coming out
I'm not coming out
I'm not coming out
(music stops)
(birds calling)
(water splashing)
(water bubbling)
Oh.
Morning, fuckers.
Morning.
I literally feel like
a truck rode over me.
Oh, that can be arranged.
Come on, Diamond, you ever
gonna cut her some slack?
You know it could've been worse.
Yeah? How so?
Well, your dad could have
fallen in love with her,
married her and made
her your evil stepmommy.
And then this
would be my house.
Oh my God, you wish.
Anyway, where's our little
(sniffs) bloodhound?
Did she ever get to bed?
I don't know.
I crashed first.
Mm.
Should we go wake her up?
What is the rush, okay?
Just let her sleep.
God.
We have a big day planned.
[Ezra] No.
Daisy, we're coming for ya!
Yes!
Come on.
Oh my, you bitch!
(group chattering)
(suspenseful music)
Holy fuck!
Oh my God. Oh my God,
what are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
What is happening?
What is happening?
I told you we shouldn't
have touched the bag.
Fuck! Fuck!
We have to do something.
Diamond, Diamond,
we have to call the cops.
We have to call
the cops, Diamond.
Jasper, we need
to call Jasper.
We need to call your father.
Your father would
know what to do.
Your dad would definitely
know what to do.
Shh.
If we call the cops,
she's dead.
If we call my father,
she's dead.
If we call anyone, she's dead.
We need to handle this.
Diamond.
We need to handle this.
[Ryder] Diamond.
How are we gonna handle this?
I can't even handle it.
(suspenseful music)
(engine revving)
(men chattering)
(door opening)
(suspenseful music)
(keys jingling)
(suspenseful music)
(water trickling)
Diamond, this isn't one of
your dad's fucking movies.
This is real life.
Get serious.
I am serious.
If what I say isn't
exactly what happens,
then go ahead, call the cops.
What are you talking about?
We're going to get
a call any minute.
Ezra, you're gonna
answer the phone.
Read exactly what I wrote.
And then just, just hang up.
This is not a fucking film.
(phone ringing)
Answer it.
Answer it.
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
(phone beeping)
We have what you want.
But, we also have a very
particular set of skills.
Skills that we've acquired
over the years of our careers.
Skills that make us a
nightmare for people like you.
If you let our friend go now,
that'll be the end of it.
We will not pursue you.
But if you don't,
we will look for you.
We will find you.
And we will kill you.
(dramatic music)
(phone beeping)
That was fucking
awesome (laughs)!
You guys believe me now?
Diamond, what have we
gotten ourselves into?
I know, but fuck this.
We're gonna go save Daisy.
(soft upbeat music)
Okay.
(Ryder laughing)
Okay, let's just break
down what happened.
When the plane landed, somehow
Ryder's bag got mixed up
with some kind of drug shipment.
(marker squeaking)
Whew.
Now, who could have done this?
There were only two other
people than us on the plane.
(marker squeaking)
But Jasper saved us.
No, for all we know,
he was following us
to find the missing bag.
We can't trust him.
We can't trust anyone.
(mysterious music)
Okay, they come in last night
looking for their product.
They couldn't find it, so
they take collateral, Daisy.
(marker squeaking)
This is seriously nuts.
We have what they want.
Well, they have what we want.
Who is they?
It's a golden triangle.
What is a golden triangle?
It's the area where
the borders of Laos,
Myanmar and Thailand meet.
One of the world's busiest
drug trafficking regions,
and, guys, we've just
fucked with the balance
of the Thai's drug cartel.
Oh shit! Oh fuck.
Oh my God.
(lighter clicking)
So what's our next move?
They will contact us
and deliver instructions
for the drop and
trade for Daisy.
Likely somewhere in town
with lots of people around.
Diamond, this is all just
like a little bit too much,
but I don't think that growing
up on your dad's movie sets
makes you exactly qualified
or me exactly qualified
to, you know, do a
hostage rescue situation.
Yeah, I'm with her.
You have to believe me.
I know we all love Daisy
and we need her back safe,
but at this point,
the only ones that
are going to be able
to do this are the three of us.
I do have one
question, though.
Yeah, so do I.
Where's the blow?
Where's the cocaine?
Follow me.
(mysterious music)
(device beeping)
[Ryder] What is this?
Panic room.
Okay, so you tell us now
that you have a panic room?
Because this is like
a totally normal thing
that one has in
the house, right?
(mysterious music)
What up?
This is fucking awesome.
[Ezra] That's a lot of guns.
What is that?
Oh, that's a Replicator.
It's a 3-D printer.
This is fucking badass!
Okay, why does Daddy...
What does your daddy
have one of these?
Uh, because he's rich and
famous and his life has value.
He builds these panic
rooms for us everywhere.
Like, gives him peace of mind.
And here it is.
No one knows about this room.
There is no way of
finding it, tracking it.
It's basically invisible.
Diamond, what are we gonna do?
We're going to town and act
as if nothing has happened.
We don't alert anyone.
They will find us and
deliver instructions
for the drop and
trade for Daisy.
Okay, and then what next?
Then the shit, all gets real.
Who fucking has one of these?
I bail.
(beeping)
(soft mysterious music)
[Ezra] There's so many people.
Are you sure this
was a good idea?
Three beers please.
Okay, I'm with Ezra. How are
we gonna do this on our own?
By staying calm.
I'm so stressed out.
Look, if it was just one of us,
we would be in deep shit.
If it was just two of us,
we would be totally fucked.
But the three of us together,
we make up one pretty
fucking lethal weapon.
How do you figure?
We have the brains,
the body and the bimbo.
Go on, yeah.
I have lived every
one of my dad's films.
I know these guys, what
they think, how they plan.
I know their moves
before they do.
I'm the brains.
Ryder, you are the body.
Your years of avoiding
anything in life that
is actually fun and
focusing all your energy
on those extreme sporty things
gives you a leg up
on these cocksuckers.
When we need some
physical action, it's you.
Oh, so that
makes me the bimbo.
And what exactly do
you mean by that?
It means, you're an actor.
You're our voice.
The words we say need to
come convincingly from you.
Yeah, I can do that but I'm
really fucking stressed out.
I'm literally panicking.
Chill.
(engines revving)
(boy speaking Thai)
What did he say?
Fuck do I know?
(boy speaking Thai)
The boy is saying the
daisies are in full bloom.
No they're not.
They're like wilted.
Buy the flowers.
Buy them now, buy them.
Oh shit.
Uh.
Thank you.
Thank you.
(mysterious music)
What do we do?
Open it.
Carefully.
Me?
I don't want to.
Could be a bomb.
Shut up.
Just do it.
(people chattering)
[Diamond] What is it?
Oh, shit.
Come over.
(mysterious music)
Turn it on.
No, no. No.
Turn it on carefully.
(mysterious music)
(device beeping)
This here is a banana spider.
It is the most venomous
spider in the world.
There is no antivenom.
So I suggest that
you don't move.
(Daisy whimpering)
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
(clicks tongue)
Come on, baby.
There we go.
(Daisy whimpering)
Okay. Listen to me carefully.
Go to the Fountain
Circle at Old Geptown.
There you will see
a big banyan tree.
Be on the bench next
to it tomorrow at noon.
Bring the product, and
I'll bring your friend.
(Spyder chuckles)
(Daisy crying)
Oh my God. Oh my God.
This is so fucked up.
If anything happens to Daisy,
if anything happens--
She will be fine.
Okay.
She is really strong.
Okay, we're just gonna
follow their instructions and...
by this time tomorrow
Daisy will be back with us
and we can get
the fuck out of here.
She's right.
Let's just get back to the
villa and plan for tomorrow.
Oh my God, Ezra.
I am sorry.
You need to be clear of mind.
Come on.
(mysterious music)
We need to get
ready for tomorrow.
Always be prepared
for the worst.
(waves crashing)
Yeah, and what's that?
These guys don't
give a shit about us.
As soon as they get
their stuff back,
we no longer have
any value to them.
We can't trust
anything they say.
They will try to cheat us.
[Ezra] And then what?
Plan B.
What's Plan B?
That is a very good
question I don't have
the answer to right now.
Anyway, tomorrow, Ryder,
you will do the drop.
Ezra and I will find vantage
points where we can see
everything that's going on.
We'll be your eyes and ears.
Eyes and ears.
(waves crashing)
So what next?
Target practice.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Okay, ladies, now,
the most important thing
when you're firing a gun
is your breath.
Control your breathing
to keep yourself steady.
(gun firing)
Take aim through here and
slowly pull the trigger.
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
You need to be gentle.
Slow. It's the foreplay
before the fuck.
(gun firing)
(glass smashing)
Why doesn't that surprise me?
Years of working on
that bullshit cop show,
and still nothing
to show for it.
Okay, let me make
this easy for you.
Hold the rifle steadily.
Put the butt firmly into
the pocket of your shoulder.
Relax your body.
Aim that little dot where
you want the bullet to go.
And fire.
Okay.
Are you positive that we should
be handling these things?
Like what, what makes
you such an expert
on this, Diamond, like
playing with your dad's toys?
Dad's toys?
(gun firing and glass smashing)
Yeah, I suppose so.
Get some sleep, ladies.
(upbeat music)
(music stops)
[Ezra] Do you think it's
gonna be hot on the roof?
It's showtime.
Yeah, but can we please,
like, be careful?
Yeah, sure.
Whatever, Mom.
What's in the bag?
More toys.
You ready?
Let's go.
She's fucking crazy.
(suspenseful music)
(bag unzipping)
(bag unzipping)
(gun clicking)
(suspenseful music)
Come to Thailand,
it'll be sick.
It'll be a blast.
Oh Ryder, you're
doing just fine.
Just take a seat on the bench.
You look great, by the way.
(suspenseful music)
(phone ringing)
Shit, there's a phone here.
What do I do?
Answer it.
Don't speak, just listen.
(phone ringing)
(phone beeping)
There's a black van that's
pulling into the
square right now.
Look to your left.
(suspenseful music)
Also, there's a trash
bin beyond the tree.
Drop the duffel
bag into the bin,
and we'll let your friend go.
(suspenseful music)
Something does not feel right.
Ryder, just put the
drugs in the trash bin
and let's get Daisy home.
(phone beeping)
(suspenseful music)
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
(heart pounding)
(gun firing)
It's not her!
Shit, run!
(guns firing)
Okay, let's go.
(engines revving)
(suspenseful music)
(tires squealing)
(Ryder grunting)
(guns firing)
(engines revving)
(gun firing)
(engines revving)
(Ryder panting)
Stop, stop, stop!
(engines revving)
(suspenseful music)
(engine revving)
(Ryder crashing)
(man shouting in Thai)
(dramatic music)
(Ryder groaning)
(dramatic music)
(brakes squealing)
Ah! Fuckers!
We are in way over our heads,
and we need to
call the cops now!
No cops, Ezra.
Diamond's right.
These assholes fucked
with the wrong girls.
Payback's gonna be a bitch.
Okay, tough guy, one problem.
We have no leverage.
They have Daisy and now
they also have the cocaine.
Fuck, she's right.
(birds singing)
We're fucking screwed.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Yeah, they were never going
to just hand Daisy back to us.
This was always the first
step in getting her back.
That's how I knew it
wasn't Daisy today.
Bold move D-dog,
you gonna tell us or?
I needed you guys
to be convincing.
Okay, I just, I need a break.
I am so stressed out right now.
(TV beeping on)
Wait, if the coke
was here, then--
What was in the
bag I gave them?
Oh, it was just filled with
Ezra's panties, bras and all.
(Ryder laughing)
Okay, so are we even now?
Not even.
But we're getting there.
All right, what's next?
Plan B.
(newscaster speaking Thai)
What are you thinking?
Of the Thai drug cartel, an
avid supporter of Muay Thai
Koon has been rumored to be
training his prizefighter
known as Goliath in a
completely unconventional way.
Pause it. Pause it,
pause it, pause it.
What are you thinking?
Tomorrow at the fight club,
we're gonna kidnap the head
of Thai's drug cartel.
and trade him for Daisy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You've lost your mind.
You've lost your mind.
No, I'm down.
I'll do whatever it
takes to get Daisy back.
Good to know.
We've gotta start stretching.
Fine, what's the plan?
Ezra, are you still
shooting up that teen tox?
(Ezra laughing)
What?
Now and then.
Oh.
Go grab your syringes.
Then go to Daisy's room and
take all of her sleeping pills.
Ryder, you know how to
work that 3-D printer?
Fuck yeah.
Okay, it's time to kiss my
Balmain latex one-piece goodbye.
[Ezra] Why?
Trust me.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
(upbeat electronic music)
(gun clicking)
(pestle clacking)
(upbeat electronic music)
(can spraying)
(upbeat electronic music)
(TV beeping on)
In our path, he will
be the next undis--
(TV beeping off)
(upbeat electronic music)
(music stops)
(water lapping)
I really hope
you don't expect us
to go out with you tonight.
No. I don't want us to go out.
Great, great.
I'm going out.
What?
I'm seeing Jasper.
Oh.
You really think tonight
is the time for you
to dip your butt
back to the dating pool?
Well, you know, there's
something off about him.
Something he's not telling us.
And you're gonna use your
vagina to get it outta him?
No, babe.
But for all we know, he's got
something to do with this.
So, you know what they say,
keep your friends close but
keep your enemies closer.
Yeah, you know what they
also say? Don't fuck the enemy.
Focus on tomorrow.
Make sure you understand
exactly what needs to be done.
We mess up, we're all dead.
Don't wait up.
(water lapping)
(soft suspenseful music)
(patrons chattering)
[Jasper] Wow.
You clean up nice.
And you barely
cleaned up at all.
Vodka martini,
shaken, not stirred.
(soft music)
So, are you surprised I called?
No.
I'm not.
I'm more surprised you called
and you're not in
some kind of trouble.
Funny.
How's the trip going so far?
Mm, could be better.
Could be worse.
Right.
What about Daisy?
Daisy seemed a little
shaken up the other night.
Daisy, you know, she's Daisy.
Always seems to
get in trouble, but
always finds her way out.
Cheers.
Right.
What's your deal, Diamond?
I feel like there's a lot
going on inside of you that
you don't allow people to see.
There's always more.
Okay, go on.
Look, everyone thinks
growing up in Hollywood,
jumping around the world,
they think this life
is a dream come true.
And in so many ways it is.
But, my mom left
when I was a kid.
One night she just
packed up and was gone.
No goodbyes, nothing.
My dad took it really hard.
He struggled for years.
He put all his
energy into his work,
and nothing else mattered.
Not even me.
I guess work became his drug and
then it was success,
and now it's the girls.
Trying to make him
feel young again.
And, in the midst of all this,
I had to grow up on my own.
Figure out who I really am
and what I really want and
I think I'm still trying.
I think you're doing
a pretty good job.
(patrons chattering)
You wanna take a walk?
Mm-hm.
So, what's your deal, Jasper?
Me?
Yeah, the man
with many questions
and never a single answer.
Um.
(stone splashing)
There's not really much
glitz and glamor in my life.
I mean...
my parents split
up when I was young
and, careful, my dad
was a New York cop.
Mm?
My mom took
a cushy job in LA and
kinda, just like you,
was fending for my own.
Right?
We had enough to
make ends meet, but
pretty much raised
myself, you know.
Don't know if I did a good job,
but yeah, flying is
the only thing that
made me feel free.
Flying up there, high
above my troubles.
(waves lapping)
I guess we have more in common
with each other than we thought.
Yeah.
Watch
Your next step
Because you're playing
With madness
You'll get burned
Hearts on fire
If you're taking
Your chances, you
better have luck tonight
You better bring
a knife to the fight
I'm gonna taste your tears
(wind blowing)
(fan whirring)
(birds chirping)
(suspenseful music)
(bag unzipping)
Shit, it's Ryder's bag.
Fucker.
(soft suspenseful music)
(birds chirping)
(water lapping)
(Ezra whistling)
Wow, well that
was a long drink.
Fuck you.
I see what you mean about
keeping the enemies close.
Did you find
anything out at least?
Yeah, I found out
we can't trust Jasper.
Oh, shit.
(exhales) You have
all the supplies?
Yeah.
[Diamond] You got everything?
Mm-hm.
Everything.
You understand exactly
what we're doing?
Diamond, we're fine.
Follow the plan,
we get Daisy back.
Follow the plan,
we get Daisy back.
Follow the plan,
we get Daisy back.
(fist thudding)
(kick striking)
(Goliath screaming)
(crowd cheering)
Another victim
falls to our Goliath.
There is no obstacle
in our path.
He will be the next
undisputed champion.
He is unstoppable.
Another day, and he's
destroyed everyone in sight.
(crowd cheering)
Got time for one more?
A woman?
Here's our buy-in.
Ryder, go get ready.
(Ryder spitting)
You just bought a ticket
for your friend's funeral.
Do you have a name?
Diamond.
Just Diamond?
Just Diamond.
And what brings you to
my country, Just Diamond?
I'm here on vacation.
And how has that been so far?
Pretty uneventful.
We'll certainly have
to change that, won't we?
(lighter clicking)
I'm counting on that.
(crowd jeering)
(dramatic music)
I'll be gracious and
keep all your money.
Tell your friend to go home.
She has nothing to prove.
Perhaps we can get to know
each other a little better.
How about I make
you that same offer?
(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat music)
I've been saving this
for a special occasion.
You found it.
(glasses clinking)
(upbeat music)
(kicks striking)
(punches striking)
(crowd cheering)
(kick striking)
(body thudding)
(crowd cheering)
(blows striking)
(both grunting)
(body thudding)
(Goliath screaming)
The end is near for your friend.
Shall we double the wager?
Diamond, you shine
bright, but clearly flawed.
(crowd cheering)
(Ryder spitting)
(kicks striking)
(punches striking)
(blows striking)
(both groaning)
(bones crackling)
(body thudding)
(soft dramatic music)
(kick striking)
(crowd jeering)
I've never lost in anything.
(soft music)
Let's fuck.
(soft music)
(crowd booing)
What kind of girl
do you think I am?
Ryder, grab your shit
and let's get out of here.
(dramatic music)
Did you really think you
would leave without me?
[Diamond] Get in.
I thought you'd never ask.
(upbeat music)
[Diamond] Let's go.
Holy fuck, we did it.
My heart's about to explode.
Guys, this is still
so far from over.
How many sleeping pills did
you shoot him up with?
Enough.
(upbeat music)
Please won't you like me
I need to feel it
Tell me I'm pretty
I need to hear it
Like me, love me,
see me, touch me
Boy, I'm shameless
Hate me, fight me,
because you found me
Boy, I'm shameless
(upbeat music)
Who the fuck are you, girls?
Do you know who I am?
(chains rattling)
You just signed your death wish!
Come on, we just want to talk.
(Koon spitting)
Shit.
Didn't your mother
teach you any manners?
Don't waste your energy.
You're tied up pretty good.
Where am I?
Where you are doesn't matter.
Where our friend Daisy is does.
What is Daisy?
Daisy is our friend that
your cartel kidnapped.
And I know nothing of this.
You see, that I believe.
But all we wanted was
to come to Phuket,
have a little vacay,
maybe dance a bit,
drink a bit, fuck a bit.
But that just isn't
happening now.
She's right.
We get back to our
villa on our first night
and my shit-for-crap duffel bag
is full of bricks of cocaine.
Somehow your product got
mixed up with our luggage.
And we wake up the next morning
and our friend Daisy is gone.
(alarm blaring)
(soft suspenseful music)
Silly bitches,
did you not think
that they would
come looking for me?
Oh sweetheart,
of course we did.
(women screaming)
(screaming stops)
(women screaming)
(screaming stops)
(women screaming)
We're over here!
Come up here!
Come and get us!
We've kidnapped the head
of the Thai drug cartel,
and he's being held
hostage by three...
[Women] Silly, silly bitches!
Oh, you're basically dab
smack in the middle of nowhere.
No one can hear you, and no
one is ever going to find you.
See, we needed
something more valuable
than coke to get her back.
We needed you.
(soft mysterious music)
(music stops)
Oh, your boyfriend's here.
You have a boyfriend?
Sorry, man.
I'm gonna go see what he wants.
Jasper?
What are you doing here?
(soft suspenseful music)
Well you left rather
quickly in the morning,
so I thought I'd
just check up on you.
I'm fine. I'm a big girl.
I don't need anyone
checking in on me.
Diamond, there's something
you should know, okay?
Don't move an inch more.
I will light you up, Jasper,
or whoever the fuck you are.
Diamond, put the
gun down, okay?
Come on. I know you're
involved in all this.
I found Ryder's
bag in your room.
All right, you're right.
You're absolutely right.
I've been watching you girls,
but I know all about
the drugs, okay.
Raise your hands.
I'm with the fucking DEA.
The badge is in my back pocket.
Show me.
Slowly.
(soft suspenseful music)
(badge clattering)
(birds singing)
What the fuck?
(soft suspenseful music)
They're using your
father's jet as a mule.
They've been chartering
cocaine in and out
of the golden
triangle for years.
We've got the pilot in custody.
He's been working
with the cartel.
Is my dad involved in this?
No, he's not. He doesn't
know anything about it.
What happened?
We hit some bad air.
Got there a little
bit ahead of schedule.
The plan was to make
another run to the US.
Look, I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know
how the bags got mixed up.
But you knew about Daisy
and her being kidnapped.
I do.
I assumed they would come back
to the villa for the bags.
I didn't think they were
gonna snatch up Daisy.
These are bad fucking dudes.
I'm in too deep with them.
I can't blow my cover.
I do have a contact at the DEA.
He's gonna call the embassy.
Hopefully set up a
rescue team for Daisy.
No, no fucking way.
What?
We've got this covered.
What do you got covered?
This is the Thai drug cartel.
Well now that you've
been honest with me,
I should probably
come clean with you.
(TV beeping on)
What the fuck is this?
That's the head of Thai cartel.
Calm down.
Calm down.
D, this isn't a fucking movie.
You're not Wonder Woman.
Fuck you. Because I'm
a girl, I'm Wonder Woman?
No, I just don't
want you to get hurt.
You actually care, don't you?
Of course I care.
Let's do it like this.
Just give me 24 hours.
If we can't get Daisy
back on our own,
do what you need to do.
But, you know, best-case
scenario, we rescue Daisy,
you get to keep your
cover and we all go back
to our lives before
all this mess.
(Jasper exhaling)
I can't believe
I'm gonna say this.
You've got 24 hours, okay?
Oh wait.
There's one thing I'm
gonna need from you.
Yeah, what's that?
Meet me here tomorrow
morning. I'll explain then.
So cute.
Anyway.
(mysterious music)
(soft upbeat music)
(shears snipping)
Are you trying to scare me?
Are you kidding me?
Do you not think I've
been tortured before?
Oh, ye of little faith.
(shears snipping)
Muzzle this fucker.
(Koon groaning)
Oh Ryder, what the fuck?
You're not the
only one with toys.
(muffled speaking)
And it's pink.
Okay.
(Koon groaning)
(computer beeping)
You think there's a game?
You must not value
your friend's life.
Well, I guess we don't.
So fucking kill her.
Don't push me, little girls.
How do you know she's
not already dead?
Oh, because I
have what you want,
and the only way you're
gonna get it back
is by giving me what I want.
And you think you have
leverage? You don't.
I don't give a fuck
about the coke!
But, Spyder, it's not the
coke that is our leverage.
It's the delivery boy.
(Koon groaning)
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Meet me tomorrow at the
Big Buddha Temple, same time.
You wanna see him alive,
you do exactly as I say.
(computer beeping)
Unmuzzle him.
(soft music)
Do you think you're gonna
leave that place alive?
Oh, who's the fool now?
We have no intention
to ever meet there
or anywhere tomorrow.
Now, you're gonna
tell us where the fuck
your goons are
keeping our friend.
Or what?
You gonna cut off my finger?
Mm, something like that.
Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together
and welcome to the stage,
(hissing) Ezra, aka Dirty Mary!
I'm confident I know that
Sometimes I intimidate
Lit fuse, I'm burning
and about to explode
So, here I go
Too hot to handle
Killing your game
You're gonna know, know
Know my name
Bombs away
Bombs away
So, bombs away
Baby, I'm a bombshell
Baby, I'm a bombshell
So, bombs away
So, bombs away
So, bombs away
(music stops)
(shears snipping)
Listen closely. I am the
big bad motherfucking wolf.
So you're gonna tell
me where Daisy is.
One chance, right now.
Or I'm gonna huff,
and I'm gonna huff
and I'm gonna cut
your fucking dick off.
Ah.
You better think carefully
about your next word.
(soft suspenseful music)
There's a factory.
Your friend is being held
there.
What else?
We need location, security and
any surprises along the way.
Remember, if we
don't find Daisy,
no one is ever
going to find you.
Snip, snip.
Well, finally my bag's here.
At least I can get outta
these nip clips and minis.
No offense, guys.
(bag unzipping)
(Ryder sighing)
Okay, I never, like,
literally never thought
I would ever utter
these words, but, Ryder,
you're gonna need to lend
Ezra and me something to wear.
No.
With pleasure.
All right, what about Koon,
what are we doing with him?
Well for now, he
stays locked away.
No one will find him until
we decide the time is right.
We could still
chop his dick off.
Okay, ladies, let's
get the fuck out of here
and go bring Daisy home.
Let me guess.
No, let me.
Toys.
Toys.
(upbeat music)
Uh-huh
Yeah
All right
I am a monster
Hiding under
Your bed so ain't no where
to go 'cause I will find ya
This is a stick up
Don't even think of trying
to save your boss' money
Trust me, they
don't care about you
I am a reckoning,
devilish and menacing
Listen to my pistol, say hi
Yeah
All right
Gimme, gimme
I am a monster
Hiding under
Your bed so ain't no where
to go 'cause I will find ya
Taking everything
(birds singing)
Okay, according to
Koon, we're not far.
The compound should be
just up over this ridge.
(sighs) Okay,
let's keep it moving.
(birds singing)
Diamond?
(suspenseful music)
(gun clicking)
Diamond?
(suspenseful music)
(Koon groaning)
(soft suspenseful music)
Jesus Christ.
Diamond, what have you done?
(Koon breathing hard)
Multiple countries
have tried to bring you
and your family down for years.
Millions of dollars
in resources spent,
and it's gonna be
these three girls
who single-handedly
dismantle the Thai cartel mafia.
How do you feel about that?
(Koon breathing hard)
(birds calling)
(soft suspenseful music)
Okay, you both
understand the plan?
I extract, you distract.
Daisy, we're coming for ya.
All right, let's move.
(birds calling)
(suspenseful music)
(leaves crunching)
(soft suspenseful music)
(men shouting in Thai)
(engine revving)
Okay, Ryder's in.
Take your position.
Make sure to be ready for us.
We're gonna have to fucking
hightail it out of there.
Diamond, I just want
you to know that I'm sorry.
Ezra, let's just cross this
first bridge for Daisy, okay?
Okay.
(machine squeaking)
(intense dramatic music)
(device beeping)
Okay, the charge is set.
(device beeping)
Charge is set.
(device beeping)
Charge set.
(devices beeping)
(explosions)
(men screaming)
(upbeat dramatic music)
(guns firing)
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(dramatic music)
(gun firing)
(guns firing)
(men shouting in Thai)
(grenade exploding)
(flames roaring)
(gun firing)
Finally, we meet.
Fuck you.
Spare the
impertinence, my darling.
Now, where's Tok Koon?
He's safe.
Safe?
You think you're so
beautiful, so smart.
You think you're a bunch
of American cowgirls,
you're gonna ride in
here and save the day?
I don't think so.
You know why?
Because you're nothing.
You're fucking nothing.
I would think
twice about that.
(men shouting in Thai)
I got the cocksucker.
(guns firing)
(men screaming)
Daisy!
Ryder!
(attacker groaning)
Ryder!
(dramatic music)
(kick striking)
(fist thudding)
(man shouting)
(kick striking)
(attacker groaning)
(blows striking)
(both groaning)
(dramatic music)
(blow striking)
(body thudding)
(Daisy screaming)
Ryder!
Ryder.
Are you okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
And what did I tell you?
I am a fucking badass.
Yes, you are.
Daisy, Daisy, I love you.
I fucking love you, Ryder.
(soft music)
Now let's get outta here.
Come on.
(soft music)
We're taking our
friend, and once we do,
Koon will be let
out of our custody.
Why should I believe you?
You will have double-crossed
the head of the cartel,
and you're gonna have a lot
more to be worried about
than just three cowgirls.
You may walk outta here
today, thinking you've won.
You haven't.
'Cause it's not about the ones
who are chasing behind you.
It's about the ones who are
already there ahead of you.
We're gonna find you, catch you,
and we're gonna kill all of you.
Revenge is gonna be sweet juice
that I lick off
your dead bodies.
Drink this.
(gun firing)
You asshole.
No!
[Ezra] Oh my God.
Thank God, you're okay.
I'm fine. I just wanna
get the fuck outta here.
Please tell me you've
done your last line.
Good to see you too, Diamond.
Diamond, no!
(gun firing)
(soft suspenseful music)
(heart pounding)
(suspenseful music)
(gun firing)
Go, go, go!
(truck engine revving)
(engine starting)
(engine revving)
(truck banging)
I was fucking shot.
Oh, fuck!
Hey, you're gonna be fine.
Just keep pressure
on your wound.
Diamond, I'm really
sorry, I'm so sorry.
Screw it.
After this, you can fuck
anyone you want in my family.
(engine revving)
(lighter clicking)
Hasta la vista, bitches.
(flames roaring)
(engine roaring)
(explosion)
Did they get Ryder?
No, they didn't get Ryder.
That was motherfucking Ryder!
(engine roaring)
(men shouting in Thai)
Okay, we're almost there.
Almost where?
God, we've got company.
(men shouting in Thai)
(engines roaring)
Daisy, it's time for
a little payback.
Just release the
clip, aim and fire.
You got this, D.
(dramatic music)
(rocket firing)
(truck exploding)
(truck exploding)
Fuck yeah!
(guns firing)
Oh, fuck it hurts!
You're gonna be fine.
I promise you're gonna be fine.
Just take it easy, okay.
I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you.
It's jammed!
Hold tight, ladies.
(dramatic music)
(engine roaring)
(dramatic music)
(tires squealing)
Ah.
You almost fucking
got away with it.
You almost rode off
into the sunset.
And what makes you
think we haven't?
Look around you, Cowgirl.
Remember?
I warned you.
You sure did.
(dramatic music)
Yeehaw, motherfucker.
(dramatic music)
All right, everybody,
get on the fucking ground!
(officers shouting)
[Officer] Get down!
Move! Get down!
[Officer] Stay down,
motherfucker!
(officers shouting)
(dramatic music)
Ladies, welcome aboard.
I'll be your pilot,
Jasper McDaniel. Hm-hm.
(upbeat pulsing music)
(engine roaring)
Was this like the best
girls trip ever or what?
Actually, yes.
By the way, when
did the two of you
start munching on each other?
(both laughing)
Diamond, shut up.
They're cute.
I mean, they might be in love.
You're not wrong.
Seriously, for
better or worse,
this is the trip
I'll never forget.
I mean, Ezra just
took a fucking bullet,
repaired her broken
relationship with Diamond,
and Diamond for once in her
life has actually found someone
she likes more than herself.
And I, for once,
can be the real me.
(lips smacking)
[Jasper] Allow me,
just a little toast.
Yes.
There we go.
Ladies, to an inspiring
group of heroes.
Heroes? Fuck that,
we are Sheroes.
[Group] Sheroes!
(upbeat music)
Baby's got a new
set of wheels
I just wanna see
how it feel
Rolling under my body
I got a new vehicle
You wanna see how it sounds
when I put my foot down?
[Daisy] I just
have one question.
Does anybody got some blow?
(upbeat pulsing music)
I can only feel when
my hand's on the wheel
Only feel alive
when I drive
It's the only
time I feel alive
The only thing that
I need is speed
It's all I need
It's all I need
Who's that looking at me?
(upbeat music)
Let me be your girlfriend
I promise not to hurt you
Let me be your girlfriend
I promise not to hurt you
Boy, you're really hot
You make me drop like rain
Or pink champagne
I go insane
I'll never ever, ever,
ever, ever, let you go
I'll never ever, ever, ever,
ever, don't you know?
There's something in
the way that you move
Yeah, there's something
in the way that you move
Ooh
(upbeat music)
(soft pulsing music)
(gentle music)
(gentle music)
(dramatic music)
(waves lapping)
(upbeat music)
(beeping)
(soft music)
(seagull calling)
(soft music)
True yoga is not about
the shape of your body
but the shape of your life.
(music stops)
This is such fucking bullshit.
(upbeat music)
I'm that girl,
I'm that bitch
I won't tolerate no shit
You can say I'm used to it
These white walls create
such mystical notions.
They are undefinably absolute.
I will take this piece
right here please.
This is such fucking bullshit.
I'm just that girl
I'm just, I'm just
that girl
Put the money in the bag!
Put the money in the bag!
Do you wanna play?
(gun clicking)
Barry loves to play.
(soft upbeat music)
Cut.
(alarm ringing)
That was beautiful, Ezra,
truly groundbreaking work.
This is such fucking bullshit.
I'm that bitch
I won't tolerate no shit
You can say I'm used to it
And what I wants,
know I get
I'm that girl
Fuck you and your pussy board.
Don't tolerate no shit
This is such fucking bullshit.
(upbeat music)
I'm that bitch
(phone ringing)
Pack your bags!
What's the word, Diamond?
Yeah, I'm just super busy
here at the art gallery.
Yeah, you're about
as busy over there
selling overpriced
sheets of white paper
as I am over here
practicing my Oscar speech.
Daddy has given us
his jet and villa,
we take off tomorrow for an
insta trip you won't forget.
What?
No shit.
That sounds amazing.
Which one of your daddy's
houses are we going to?
Phuket...
Thailand!
Are you sure it's safe there?
Decap Ezra,
of course it's safe.
Now go pack your shit.
Wheels up first thing
in the morning.
See y'all on a G tomorrow.
Diamond out.
(computer pinging)
(upbeat music)
Welcome, ladies.
Now where the fuck is Ryder?
(engine gunning)
Oh, of course.
(upbeat pulsing music)
Nice luggage, Ryder.
Fuck off, Daisy.
Oh you would
love to fuck Daisy.
How do you know I haven't?
Wow, welcome, ladies.
I'm Jasper McDaniel.
I'll be your pilot.
We have good weather,
so we should be arriving
in Phuket on time.
Sit back, relax,
enjoy the flight,
and if you guys need
anything, I'll be up front.
Oh my, I can think
of a few things
that our captain can do to me.
Diamond, just let
him focus on his job,
which is literally making
sure we don't crash and die.
Fuck off.
Oh this is fucking awesome!
Enough of the
chitchat, I want a shot.
God, Daisy, the
sun's barely up.
Well I'm sure the sun
is up in Thailand by now.
And I'm just pro-actively
curing future jet lag.
To sex.
To drugs.
To rock and roll.
(women cheering)
(upbeat pulsing music)
I think we should all
go around in a circle
and collectively
set an intention
for our vacay together.
Oh my God, Ezra, stop being
so fucking introspective.
Like, just relax.
Here, take a pull.
I wanna get into some
of that full moon powder
and turn this beach
trip into a ski trip.
Ryder, what about you?
I wanna connect
with my friends,
and have the experience
of a lifetime.
That sounds
pretty fucking lame.
I want to eat great
food, sleep long nights
and fuck anyone I want.
(bubbling)
Daddy issues.
(Daisy laughing)
My daddy has issues
with you on his plane.
There is the fucking door, Ezra.
Oh my God, chill out (laughs).
Well, I intend to fuck on blow
and have an experience
that we'll never forget.
To motherfucking
Thailand, yeah!
(upbeat pulsing music)
(indistinct singing)
(singer vocalizing)
(indistinct singing)
(upbeat pulsing music)
(engine roaring)
[Daisy] I gotta piss.
Oh enjoy.
I'm gonna go up front
to see if there's
anything I can do
for our captain.
Hey, please don't
fuck with him too much.
I wanna get there in one piece.
(soft music)
Ryder, what the fuck?
I thought we could
use some alone time.
Now is not the time.
If not now, then when?
Look, it's not easy, Ryder.
I mean, life is
complicated for some of us.
For some of us.
What's that supposed to mean?
Look, I am not you.
I'm not all confident wrapped
up in this badassness.
Daisy, you have more
badass in you than you know.
Just go.
(Ryder sighing)
(upbeat pulsing music)
This is a club I
thought I'd never join.
The Bang Your
Best Friend Club.
The Mile-High, you
asshole (laughs).
(upbeat pulsing music)
(indistinct singing)
(singer vocalizing)
Get some air in here, Dang.
[Diamond] Knock, knock.
Hello, Diamond.
Everything okay?
Everything's great.
Just thought you could
use some company.
Uh, Dang, I'm
stretching my legs.
Controls are off to you.
(soft piano music)
Wow, you girls really
know how to trash a plane.
Uh, yeah, I've had plenty
of years of experience.
I believe it.
Mm-hm.
So you know my dad?
Not personally, but I
am a fan of his movies.
Oh, I'm sensing a little bit
of mystery to you, Captain.
Mystery? Me?
My life's pretty boring.
I wish I had something to hide.
Married? Kids?
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I'm perpetually single.
Mm.
Well, we might have to do
something to change that.
What about you?
Me?
Oh well, that's gonna take
at least a second date.
(thunder rumbling)
(plane jolting)
Do me a favor.
Grab a seat, okay?
(alarm dinging)
(plane jolting)
Are we there?
(intercom dinging)
[Jasper]
Okay, ladies,
we hit some inclement weather.
It's gonna get a
little bumpy, so
if you could please
buckle your seat belts.
We're gonna crash.
We're all gonna die!
Hey, hey, hey, guys,
we're not gonna die.
It's just a storm.
Yeah, a storm we're right
in the fucking middle of.
We're gonna die!
Ryder, I used your toothbrush,
and I never told you.
And, Daisy, I'm sorry I puked
in the back of your car.
Diamond, I'm so sorry,
but I slept with your dad.
(storm raging)
You motherfucker!
Technically, she's
a fatherfucker.
What is the matter with it!
I just want you guys to
know how much I love you.
[Jasper] Ladies,
quick little update.
We've hit some bad whether,
and the Phuket Airport
has been shut down,
so we're gonna land
on a private airstrip
outside of town.
There'll be a car waiting for
you, and your bags will follow
and be delivered later today.
Prepare for landing.
When I walk in the room
Everybody scatter
like doom doom doom
With a bang and a boom
A little bit dramatic
but I'm coming for you
Watch out
Claws out
Right now, I'm gonna
howl at the moon
'Cause I'm coming for you
You can run, run, run
You can hide
It's toxic, toxic
but tonight
You can run, run, run
You can hide
It's toxic tonight
You're in danger
No way.
Oh, my God.
So here is the pool, there
is the sea, here is the bar.
Oh my God.
Daddy bought it
like 10 years ago.
so, with a little renovation,
well guys, mi casa, su casa.
Except for Ezra, that is.
Ha ha, sucker.
[Ezra] I mean seriously?
Fuck you. You're sleeping
in the maid's quarters.
Well they always hide the
good booze there anyway.
(upbeat music)
Cool.
Oh my God.
(group chattering)
Here, okay.
I'm not sleeping over there.
I'm sleeping there.
(upbeat music)
(group chattering)
(group laughing)
You can run, run, run
You can hide
It's toxic tonight
I'm skinny dipping tonight.
You're gonna see my
pale ass in this pool.
Your pale ass?
[Ezra] This is the best ever.
This is fucking amazing.
Yeah, right.
Anyone up for heading into
town to get this party started?
Yeah, thought you'd never ask.
Do they have Uber here?
No need. This place comes
with toys (clicks tongue).
(upbeat music)
(engine starting and revving)
(upbeat music)
(engine revving)
(upbeat music)
(singing in foreign language)
Hit and run
(singing in foreign language)
Hit and run
(singing in foreign language)
(upbeat music)
This place is so cool.
There's literally fire.
Guys, I'm gonna go get drinks.
Okay.
Forget drinks.
Let's find some blow.
Daisy, you need
to be careful, okay?
You get caught in
Thailand with drugs,
fast forward 15 years,
you're gonna be
like Clare Danes in
Brokedown Palace.
This is Thailand.
Drugs are just as
accessible as rice here.
Just be careful, okay?
Be careful.
That's all I'm saying.
You're the ultimate
buzzkill, okay.
Do you understand that?
I'm good, I'm fine.
Just be careful.
Oh.
Oh!
Shots!
[Group] Shots!
(upbeat music)
(fireworks popping)
(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)
(crowd cheering)
(flames roaring)
[Group] Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder!
(crowd cheering)
[Crowd] Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder,
Ryder, Ryder, Ryder!
Here, here, here, here!
Me, me, here, here, here!
(squirting)
(crowd cheering)
(Ezra screaming)
(upbeat music)
Hey, guys.
Hey.
You enjoying your night here?
Oh you could say that.
Well, I was wondering
if you could help me
with a little something.
Anything you need on the
island, we're your girls.
I need some blow.
We never touch
that shit anymore.
Oh fuck off.
(upbeat music)
(crowd chattering)
Okay, Ezra, that's
our cue to leave.
Hey, fatherfucker,
we're leaving!
You fucked your dad!
No, don't be silly.
I fucked her dad.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Do you know where Daisy is?
Yeah, she went
in this direction.
Daisy.
Daisy.
Daisy?
Daisy?
Daisy.
Daisy.
(door slamming)
She's gone. She's not here.
Where the fuck is she?
Maybe she went
back to the villa.
She has no idea where the
villa is. She must be here.
She's searching from coke.
Ezra, shut up.
Guys, let's just find
her and get outta here.
I'm like done.
Daisy?
Hey, have you seen my friend?
Pink shirt, dreads.
We just saw her walk out with
two big Thai motherfuckers.
You ever heard of
having a girl's back?
(upbeat music)
So basically I'm
just looking for coke.
Yeah, not the cheap stuff.
Okay, I need the expensive
stuff for me and my friends.
We're not cheap bitches.
Daisy?
Daisy.
Hey, we've been looking for you.
I'm just making a
purchase from these
fine gentlemen right here.
That description seems to
be a slight embellishment.
You girls want some party?
Want some company, uh?
No, we don't wanna
fucking party,
and we don't want your company.
Okay, come on,
let's get a move on.
Let's get the fuck outta here.
But it's still
going on inside?
Daisy, okay, time to go.
Why you be so rude?
We just try to help you out.
Oh, fuck you, assholes.
You're coke dealers,
not missionaries.
Let's go.
Well. Well, we aren't
coke dealers neither.
Now you rich bitches
are gonna give us
all your fucking money.
Look, sirs, you can,
you can have our money.
Okay, but then just
please don't hurt us.
Please don't hurt us.
(glass smashes)
You guys wanna play?
Let's fucking play.
[Jasper] What's going on here?
[Ezra] Jasper?
Get the fuck out of here!
This ain't your problem.
Oh, I think it is.
Hey, (speaks
foreign language).
We don't want
anyone to get hurt.
Okay.
Remember, you asked for this.
Pressing your nose
where it doesn't belong.
(kick striking)
Please, don't shoot, okay.
(punch striking)
How did you do that?
I guess I watched too many
of your father's movies.
Well, you know,
we had this covered.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Look, girls, I know you can
take care of yourselves
but this island
can get dangerous,
especially if you girls
are looking for trouble.
You got something
I can write on?
Here.
Okay.
(soft music)
If you need anything,
that's where I'll be.
Pen and paper? This guy is
so old school fucking cool.
Let's go.
Okay, thank you.
[Daisy] Oh my God.
Who are you, Jasper?
I'm just a lonely pilot
trying to enjoy his layover.
Yeah, well you know,
I watched too many
of my dad's films as well,
and I tend to have a
pretty good read on people.
A simple thank you will do.
Jasper, I don't believe
you. But thank you.
(soft mysterious music)
[Ezra] The bags arrived.
Finally, I can get
out of these clothes.
Why, did you like
shit your pants
when your coke deal went south?
Diamond, lay off her.
I am so tired.
Anyone else wanna swim?
Good idea.
Bring the bags to the
room, put on our suits
and meet you back in five.
Uh uh, uh uh uh, I
wasn't fucking kidding.
You're over there.
[Ezra] Fuck
someone's dad once,
it's like you're
a fucking pariah.
(leaves rustling)
(suspenseful music)
[Ryder] Everybody
get out here!
What the fuck?
Don't even freak out
if you forgot a swimsuit.
I have like 20, okay?
No bikini, no
clothes, no nothing.
Holy shit.
Is that real?
I know one way to find out.
Hey.
This bag looks just like mine.
This is nuts, right?
We have to call Jasper.
No, uh-uh.
I'm not quite sure that's
our best move right now.
Our best move?
He just saved our lives.
There is something
off about him.
For all we know, he's got
something to do with this.
You're being
paranoid, Diamond.
Oh, really?
New pilot, first flight,
we know absolutely
nothing about him.
Shows up out of nowhere at the
club when we're in trouble.
I mean, he may have
been following us, guys.
I'm just saying.
You know what?
I say we do one.
We'll have a night.
Call the cops in the morning
to pick it up,
and we just sort
this shit out then.
Just one?
[Daisy] Yeah.
Just one.
No, guys, that
is not a good idea.
Just one.
(Ryder exhaling)
(crickets chirping)
Okay, just one.
Fuck it.
Okay, start it up.
I'm gonna put this
somewhere safe
so Miss Vacuum over there
doesn't get any ideas.
(bag zipping)
Let's turn this shit up.
(upbeat music)
(group sniffing)
All I wanna do is
see your face again
Can't get you out my
head, it's driving me insane
You're running through my
blood, through every vein
And I don't care
Do you feel the same
I can't breathe 'cause
you took my breath
Since your body
touched my body
I've been obsessed
And I won't stop
till I take you home
'Cause girls like me,
don't sleep alone
You're so beautiful
You're so magical
You got me in a trance
and I'm not coming out
I'm not coming out
I'm not coming out
(music stops)
(birds calling)
(water splashing)
(water bubbling)
Oh.
Morning, fuckers.
Morning.
I literally feel like
a truck rode over me.
Oh, that can be arranged.
Come on, Diamond, you ever
gonna cut her some slack?
You know it could've been worse.
Yeah? How so?
Well, your dad could have
fallen in love with her,
married her and made
her your evil stepmommy.
And then this
would be my house.
Oh my God, you wish.
Anyway, where's our little
(sniffs) bloodhound?
Did she ever get to bed?
I don't know.
I crashed first.
Mm.
Should we go wake her up?
What is the rush, okay?
Just let her sleep.
God.
We have a big day planned.
[Ezra] No.
Daisy, we're coming for ya!
Yes!
Come on.
Oh my, you bitch!
(group chattering)
(suspenseful music)
Holy fuck!
Oh my God. Oh my God,
what are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
What is happening?
What is happening?
I told you we shouldn't
have touched the bag.
Fuck! Fuck!
We have to do something.
Diamond, Diamond,
we have to call the cops.
We have to call
the cops, Diamond.
Jasper, we need
to call Jasper.
We need to call your father.
Your father would
know what to do.
Your dad would definitely
know what to do.
Shh.
If we call the cops,
she's dead.
If we call my father,
she's dead.
If we call anyone, she's dead.
We need to handle this.
Diamond.
We need to handle this.
[Ryder] Diamond.
How are we gonna handle this?
I can't even handle it.
(suspenseful music)
(engine revving)
(men chattering)
(door opening)
(suspenseful music)
(keys jingling)
(suspenseful music)
(water trickling)
Diamond, this isn't one of
your dad's fucking movies.
This is real life.
Get serious.
I am serious.
If what I say isn't
exactly what happens,
then go ahead, call the cops.
What are you talking about?
We're going to get
a call any minute.
Ezra, you're gonna
answer the phone.
Read exactly what I wrote.
And then just, just hang up.
This is not a fucking film.
(phone ringing)
Answer it.
Answer it.
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing)
(phone beeping)
We have what you want.
But, we also have a very
particular set of skills.
Skills that we've acquired
over the years of our careers.
Skills that make us a
nightmare for people like you.
If you let our friend go now,
that'll be the end of it.
We will not pursue you.
But if you don't,
we will look for you.
We will find you.
And we will kill you.
(dramatic music)
(phone beeping)
That was fucking
awesome (laughs)!
You guys believe me now?
Diamond, what have we
gotten ourselves into?
I know, but fuck this.
We're gonna go save Daisy.
(soft upbeat music)
Okay.
(Ryder laughing)
Okay, let's just break
down what happened.
When the plane landed, somehow
Ryder's bag got mixed up
with some kind of drug shipment.
(marker squeaking)
Whew.
Now, who could have done this?
There were only two other
people than us on the plane.
(marker squeaking)
But Jasper saved us.
No, for all we know,
he was following us
to find the missing bag.
We can't trust him.
We can't trust anyone.
(mysterious music)
Okay, they come in last night
looking for their product.
They couldn't find it, so
they take collateral, Daisy.
(marker squeaking)
This is seriously nuts.
We have what they want.
Well, they have what we want.
Who is they?
It's a golden triangle.
What is a golden triangle?
It's the area where
the borders of Laos,
Myanmar and Thailand meet.
One of the world's busiest
drug trafficking regions,
and, guys, we've just
fucked with the balance
of the Thai's drug cartel.
Oh shit! Oh fuck.
Oh my God.
(lighter clicking)
So what's our next move?
They will contact us
and deliver instructions
for the drop and
trade for Daisy.
Likely somewhere in town
with lots of people around.
Diamond, this is all just
like a little bit too much,
but I don't think that growing
up on your dad's movie sets
makes you exactly qualified
or me exactly qualified
to, you know, do a
hostage rescue situation.
Yeah, I'm with her.
You have to believe me.
I know we all love Daisy
and we need her back safe,
but at this point,
the only ones that
are going to be able
to do this are the three of us.
I do have one
question, though.
Yeah, so do I.
Where's the blow?
Where's the cocaine?
Follow me.
(mysterious music)
(device beeping)
[Ryder] What is this?
Panic room.
Okay, so you tell us now
that you have a panic room?
Because this is like
a totally normal thing
that one has in
the house, right?
(mysterious music)
What up?
This is fucking awesome.
[Ezra] That's a lot of guns.
What is that?
Oh, that's a Replicator.
It's a 3-D printer.
This is fucking badass!
Okay, why does Daddy...
What does your daddy
have one of these?
Uh, because he's rich and
famous and his life has value.
He builds these panic
rooms for us everywhere.
Like, gives him peace of mind.
And here it is.
No one knows about this room.
There is no way of
finding it, tracking it.
It's basically invisible.
Diamond, what are we gonna do?
We're going to town and act
as if nothing has happened.
We don't alert anyone.
They will find us and
deliver instructions
for the drop and
trade for Daisy.
Okay, and then what next?
Then the shit, all gets real.
Who fucking has one of these?
I bail.
(beeping)
(soft mysterious music)
[Ezra] There's so many people.
Are you sure this
was a good idea?
Three beers please.
Okay, I'm with Ezra. How are
we gonna do this on our own?
By staying calm.
I'm so stressed out.
Look, if it was just one of us,
we would be in deep shit.
If it was just two of us,
we would be totally fucked.
But the three of us together,
we make up one pretty
fucking lethal weapon.
How do you figure?
We have the brains,
the body and the bimbo.
Go on, yeah.
I have lived every
one of my dad's films.
I know these guys, what
they think, how they plan.
I know their moves
before they do.
I'm the brains.
Ryder, you are the body.
Your years of avoiding
anything in life that
is actually fun and
focusing all your energy
on those extreme sporty things
gives you a leg up
on these cocksuckers.
When we need some
physical action, it's you.
Oh, so that
makes me the bimbo.
And what exactly do
you mean by that?
It means, you're an actor.
You're our voice.
The words we say need to
come convincingly from you.
Yeah, I can do that but I'm
really fucking stressed out.
I'm literally panicking.
Chill.
(engines revving)
(boy speaking Thai)
What did he say?
Fuck do I know?
(boy speaking Thai)
The boy is saying the
daisies are in full bloom.
No they're not.
They're like wilted.
Buy the flowers.
Buy them now, buy them.
Oh shit.
Uh.
Thank you.
Thank you.
(mysterious music)
What do we do?
Open it.
Carefully.
Me?
I don't want to.
Could be a bomb.
Shut up.
Just do it.
(people chattering)
[Diamond] What is it?
Oh, shit.
Come over.
(mysterious music)
Turn it on.
No, no. No.
Turn it on carefully.
(mysterious music)
(device beeping)
This here is a banana spider.
It is the most venomous
spider in the world.
There is no antivenom.
So I suggest that
you don't move.
(Daisy whimpering)
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
(clicks tongue)
Come on, baby.
There we go.
(Daisy whimpering)
Okay. Listen to me carefully.
Go to the Fountain
Circle at Old Geptown.
There you will see
a big banyan tree.
Be on the bench next
to it tomorrow at noon.
Bring the product, and
I'll bring your friend.
(Spyder chuckles)
(Daisy crying)
Oh my God. Oh my God.
This is so fucked up.
If anything happens to Daisy,
if anything happens--
She will be fine.
Okay.
She is really strong.
Okay, we're just gonna
follow their instructions and...
by this time tomorrow
Daisy will be back with us
and we can get
the fuck out of here.
She's right.
Let's just get back to the
villa and plan for tomorrow.
Oh my God, Ezra.
I am sorry.
You need to be clear of mind.
Come on.
(mysterious music)
We need to get
ready for tomorrow.
Always be prepared
for the worst.
(waves crashing)
Yeah, and what's that?
These guys don't
give a shit about us.
As soon as they get
their stuff back,
we no longer have
any value to them.
We can't trust
anything they say.
They will try to cheat us.
[Ezra] And then what?
Plan B.
What's Plan B?
That is a very good
question I don't have
the answer to right now.
Anyway, tomorrow, Ryder,
you will do the drop.
Ezra and I will find vantage
points where we can see
everything that's going on.
We'll be your eyes and ears.
Eyes and ears.
(waves crashing)
So what next?
Target practice.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Okay, ladies, now,
the most important thing
when you're firing a gun
is your breath.
Control your breathing
to keep yourself steady.
(gun firing)
Take aim through here and
slowly pull the trigger.
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
You need to be gentle.
Slow. It's the foreplay
before the fuck.
(gun firing)
(glass smashing)
Why doesn't that surprise me?
Years of working on
that bullshit cop show,
and still nothing
to show for it.
Okay, let me make
this easy for you.
Hold the rifle steadily.
Put the butt firmly into
the pocket of your shoulder.
Relax your body.
Aim that little dot where
you want the bullet to go.
And fire.
Okay.
Are you positive that we should
be handling these things?
Like what, what makes
you such an expert
on this, Diamond, like
playing with your dad's toys?
Dad's toys?
(gun firing and glass smashing)
Yeah, I suppose so.
Get some sleep, ladies.
(upbeat music)
(music stops)
[Ezra] Do you think it's
gonna be hot on the roof?
It's showtime.
Yeah, but can we please,
like, be careful?
Yeah, sure.
Whatever, Mom.
What's in the bag?
More toys.
You ready?
Let's go.
She's fucking crazy.
(suspenseful music)
(bag unzipping)
(bag unzipping)
(gun clicking)
(suspenseful music)
Come to Thailand,
it'll be sick.
It'll be a blast.
Oh Ryder, you're
doing just fine.
Just take a seat on the bench.
You look great, by the way.
(suspenseful music)
(phone ringing)
Shit, there's a phone here.
What do I do?
Answer it.
Don't speak, just listen.
(phone ringing)
(phone beeping)
There's a black van that's
pulling into the
square right now.
Look to your left.
(suspenseful music)
Also, there's a trash
bin beyond the tree.
Drop the duffel
bag into the bin,
and we'll let your friend go.
(suspenseful music)
Something does not feel right.
Ryder, just put the
drugs in the trash bin
and let's get Daisy home.
(phone beeping)
(suspenseful music)
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
(heart pounding)
(gun firing)
It's not her!
Shit, run!
(guns firing)
Okay, let's go.
(engines revving)
(suspenseful music)
(tires squealing)
(Ryder grunting)
(guns firing)
(engines revving)
(gun firing)
(engines revving)
(Ryder panting)
Stop, stop, stop!
(engines revving)
(suspenseful music)
(engine revving)
(Ryder crashing)
(man shouting in Thai)
(dramatic music)
(Ryder groaning)
(dramatic music)
(brakes squealing)
Ah! Fuckers!
We are in way over our heads,
and we need to
call the cops now!
No cops, Ezra.
Diamond's right.
These assholes fucked
with the wrong girls.
Payback's gonna be a bitch.
Okay, tough guy, one problem.
We have no leverage.
They have Daisy and now
they also have the cocaine.
Fuck, she's right.
(birds singing)
We're fucking screwed.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Yeah, they were never going
to just hand Daisy back to us.
This was always the first
step in getting her back.
That's how I knew it
wasn't Daisy today.
Bold move D-dog,
you gonna tell us or?
I needed you guys
to be convincing.
Okay, I just, I need a break.
I am so stressed out right now.
(TV beeping on)
Wait, if the coke
was here, then--
What was in the
bag I gave them?
Oh, it was just filled with
Ezra's panties, bras and all.
(Ryder laughing)
Okay, so are we even now?
Not even.
But we're getting there.
All right, what's next?
Plan B.
(newscaster speaking Thai)
What are you thinking?
Of the Thai drug cartel, an
avid supporter of Muay Thai
Koon has been rumored to be
training his prizefighter
known as Goliath in a
completely unconventional way.
Pause it. Pause it,
pause it, pause it.
What are you thinking?
Tomorrow at the fight club,
we're gonna kidnap the head
of Thai's drug cartel.
and trade him for Daisy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You've lost your mind.
You've lost your mind.
No, I'm down.
I'll do whatever it
takes to get Daisy back.
Good to know.
We've gotta start stretching.
Fine, what's the plan?
Ezra, are you still
shooting up that teen tox?
(Ezra laughing)
What?
Now and then.
Oh.
Go grab your syringes.
Then go to Daisy's room and
take all of her sleeping pills.
Ryder, you know how to
work that 3-D printer?
Fuck yeah.
Okay, it's time to kiss my
Balmain latex one-piece goodbye.
[Ezra] Why?
Trust me.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
(upbeat electronic music)
(gun clicking)
(pestle clacking)
(upbeat electronic music)
(can spraying)
(upbeat electronic music)
(TV beeping on)
In our path, he will
be the next undis--
(TV beeping off)
(upbeat electronic music)
(music stops)
(water lapping)
I really hope
you don't expect us
to go out with you tonight.
No. I don't want us to go out.
Great, great.
I'm going out.
What?
I'm seeing Jasper.
Oh.
You really think tonight
is the time for you
to dip your butt
back to the dating pool?
Well, you know, there's
something off about him.
Something he's not telling us.
And you're gonna use your
vagina to get it outta him?
No, babe.
But for all we know, he's got
something to do with this.
So, you know what they say,
keep your friends close but
keep your enemies closer.
Yeah, you know what they
also say? Don't fuck the enemy.
Focus on tomorrow.
Make sure you understand
exactly what needs to be done.
We mess up, we're all dead.
Don't wait up.
(water lapping)
(soft suspenseful music)
(patrons chattering)
[Jasper] Wow.
You clean up nice.
And you barely
cleaned up at all.
Vodka martini,
shaken, not stirred.
(soft music)
So, are you surprised I called?
No.
I'm not.
I'm more surprised you called
and you're not in
some kind of trouble.
Funny.
How's the trip going so far?
Mm, could be better.
Could be worse.
Right.
What about Daisy?
Daisy seemed a little
shaken up the other night.
Daisy, you know, she's Daisy.
Always seems to
get in trouble, but
always finds her way out.
Cheers.
Right.
What's your deal, Diamond?
I feel like there's a lot
going on inside of you that
you don't allow people to see.
There's always more.
Okay, go on.
Look, everyone thinks
growing up in Hollywood,
jumping around the world,
they think this life
is a dream come true.
And in so many ways it is.
But, my mom left
when I was a kid.
One night she just
packed up and was gone.
No goodbyes, nothing.
My dad took it really hard.
He struggled for years.
He put all his
energy into his work,
and nothing else mattered.
Not even me.
I guess work became his drug and
then it was success,
and now it's the girls.
Trying to make him
feel young again.
And, in the midst of all this,
I had to grow up on my own.
Figure out who I really am
and what I really want and
I think I'm still trying.
I think you're doing
a pretty good job.
(patrons chattering)
You wanna take a walk?
Mm-hm.
So, what's your deal, Jasper?
Me?
Yeah, the man
with many questions
and never a single answer.
Um.
(stone splashing)
There's not really much
glitz and glamor in my life.
I mean...
my parents split
up when I was young
and, careful, my dad
was a New York cop.
Mm?
My mom took
a cushy job in LA and
kinda, just like you,
was fending for my own.
Right?
We had enough to
make ends meet, but
pretty much raised
myself, you know.
Don't know if I did a good job,
but yeah, flying is
the only thing that
made me feel free.
Flying up there, high
above my troubles.
(waves lapping)
I guess we have more in common
with each other than we thought.
Yeah.
Watch
Your next step
Because you're playing
With madness
You'll get burned
Hearts on fire
If you're taking
Your chances, you
better have luck tonight
You better bring
a knife to the fight
I'm gonna taste your tears
(wind blowing)
(fan whirring)
(birds chirping)
(suspenseful music)
(bag unzipping)
Shit, it's Ryder's bag.
Fucker.
(soft suspenseful music)
(birds chirping)
(water lapping)
(Ezra whistling)
Wow, well that
was a long drink.
Fuck you.
I see what you mean about
keeping the enemies close.
Did you find
anything out at least?
Yeah, I found out
we can't trust Jasper.
Oh, shit.
(exhales) You have
all the supplies?
Yeah.
[Diamond] You got everything?
Mm-hm.
Everything.
You understand exactly
what we're doing?
Diamond, we're fine.
Follow the plan,
we get Daisy back.
Follow the plan,
we get Daisy back.
Follow the plan,
we get Daisy back.
(fist thudding)
(kick striking)
(Goliath screaming)
(crowd cheering)
Another victim
falls to our Goliath.
There is no obstacle
in our path.
He will be the next
undisputed champion.
He is unstoppable.
Another day, and he's
destroyed everyone in sight.
(crowd cheering)
Got time for one more?
A woman?
Here's our buy-in.
Ryder, go get ready.
(Ryder spitting)
You just bought a ticket
for your friend's funeral.
Do you have a name?
Diamond.
Just Diamond?
Just Diamond.
And what brings you to
my country, Just Diamond?
I'm here on vacation.
And how has that been so far?
Pretty uneventful.
We'll certainly have
to change that, won't we?
(lighter clicking)
I'm counting on that.
(crowd jeering)
(dramatic music)
I'll be gracious and
keep all your money.
Tell your friend to go home.
She has nothing to prove.
Perhaps we can get to know
each other a little better.
How about I make
you that same offer?
(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat music)
I've been saving this
for a special occasion.
You found it.
(glasses clinking)
(upbeat music)
(kicks striking)
(punches striking)
(crowd cheering)
(kick striking)
(body thudding)
(crowd cheering)
(blows striking)
(both grunting)
(body thudding)
(Goliath screaming)
The end is near for your friend.
Shall we double the wager?
Diamond, you shine
bright, but clearly flawed.
(crowd cheering)
(Ryder spitting)
(kicks striking)
(punches striking)
(blows striking)
(both groaning)
(bones crackling)
(body thudding)
(soft dramatic music)
(kick striking)
(crowd jeering)
I've never lost in anything.
(soft music)
Let's fuck.
(soft music)
(crowd booing)
What kind of girl
do you think I am?
Ryder, grab your shit
and let's get out of here.
(dramatic music)
Did you really think you
would leave without me?
[Diamond] Get in.
I thought you'd never ask.
(upbeat music)
[Diamond] Let's go.
Holy fuck, we did it.
My heart's about to explode.
Guys, this is still
so far from over.
How many sleeping pills did
you shoot him up with?
Enough.
(upbeat music)
Please won't you like me
I need to feel it
Tell me I'm pretty
I need to hear it
Like me, love me,
see me, touch me
Boy, I'm shameless
Hate me, fight me,
because you found me
Boy, I'm shameless
(upbeat music)
Who the fuck are you, girls?
Do you know who I am?
(chains rattling)
You just signed your death wish!
Come on, we just want to talk.
(Koon spitting)
Shit.
Didn't your mother
teach you any manners?
Don't waste your energy.
You're tied up pretty good.
Where am I?
Where you are doesn't matter.
Where our friend Daisy is does.
What is Daisy?
Daisy is our friend that
your cartel kidnapped.
And I know nothing of this.
You see, that I believe.
But all we wanted was
to come to Phuket,
have a little vacay,
maybe dance a bit,
drink a bit, fuck a bit.
But that just isn't
happening now.
She's right.
We get back to our
villa on our first night
and my shit-for-crap duffel bag
is full of bricks of cocaine.
Somehow your product got
mixed up with our luggage.
And we wake up the next morning
and our friend Daisy is gone.
(alarm blaring)
(soft suspenseful music)
Silly bitches,
did you not think
that they would
come looking for me?
Oh sweetheart,
of course we did.
(women screaming)
(screaming stops)
(women screaming)
(screaming stops)
(women screaming)
We're over here!
Come up here!
Come and get us!
We've kidnapped the head
of the Thai drug cartel,
and he's being held
hostage by three...
[Women] Silly, silly bitches!
Oh, you're basically dab
smack in the middle of nowhere.
No one can hear you, and no
one is ever going to find you.
See, we needed
something more valuable
than coke to get her back.
We needed you.
(soft mysterious music)
(music stops)
Oh, your boyfriend's here.
You have a boyfriend?
Sorry, man.
I'm gonna go see what he wants.
Jasper?
What are you doing here?
(soft suspenseful music)
Well you left rather
quickly in the morning,
so I thought I'd
just check up on you.
I'm fine. I'm a big girl.
I don't need anyone
checking in on me.
Diamond, there's something
you should know, okay?
Don't move an inch more.
I will light you up, Jasper,
or whoever the fuck you are.
Diamond, put the
gun down, okay?
Come on. I know you're
involved in all this.
I found Ryder's
bag in your room.
All right, you're right.
You're absolutely right.
I've been watching you girls,
but I know all about
the drugs, okay.
Raise your hands.
I'm with the fucking DEA.
The badge is in my back pocket.
Show me.
Slowly.
(soft suspenseful music)
(badge clattering)
(birds singing)
What the fuck?
(soft suspenseful music)
They're using your
father's jet as a mule.
They've been chartering
cocaine in and out
of the golden
triangle for years.
We've got the pilot in custody.
He's been working
with the cartel.
Is my dad involved in this?
No, he's not. He doesn't
know anything about it.
What happened?
We hit some bad air.
Got there a little
bit ahead of schedule.
The plan was to make
another run to the US.
Look, I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know
how the bags got mixed up.
But you knew about Daisy
and her being kidnapped.
I do.
I assumed they would come back
to the villa for the bags.
I didn't think they were
gonna snatch up Daisy.
These are bad fucking dudes.
I'm in too deep with them.
I can't blow my cover.
I do have a contact at the DEA.
He's gonna call the embassy.
Hopefully set up a
rescue team for Daisy.
No, no fucking way.
What?
We've got this covered.
What do you got covered?
This is the Thai drug cartel.
Well now that you've
been honest with me,
I should probably
come clean with you.
(TV beeping on)
What the fuck is this?
That's the head of Thai cartel.
Calm down.
Calm down.
D, this isn't a fucking movie.
You're not Wonder Woman.
Fuck you. Because I'm
a girl, I'm Wonder Woman?
No, I just don't
want you to get hurt.
You actually care, don't you?
Of course I care.
Let's do it like this.
Just give me 24 hours.
If we can't get Daisy
back on our own,
do what you need to do.
But, you know, best-case
scenario, we rescue Daisy,
you get to keep your
cover and we all go back
to our lives before
all this mess.
(Jasper exhaling)
I can't believe
I'm gonna say this.
You've got 24 hours, okay?
Oh wait.
There's one thing I'm
gonna need from you.
Yeah, what's that?
Meet me here tomorrow
morning. I'll explain then.
So cute.
Anyway.
(mysterious music)
(soft upbeat music)
(shears snipping)
Are you trying to scare me?
Are you kidding me?
Do you not think I've
been tortured before?
Oh, ye of little faith.
(shears snipping)
Muzzle this fucker.
(Koon groaning)
Oh Ryder, what the fuck?
You're not the
only one with toys.
(muffled speaking)
And it's pink.
Okay.
(Koon groaning)
(computer beeping)
You think there's a game?
You must not value
your friend's life.
Well, I guess we don't.
So fucking kill her.
Don't push me, little girls.
How do you know she's
not already dead?
Oh, because I
have what you want,
and the only way you're
gonna get it back
is by giving me what I want.
And you think you have
leverage? You don't.
I don't give a fuck
about the coke!
But, Spyder, it's not the
coke that is our leverage.
It's the delivery boy.
(Koon groaning)
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Meet me tomorrow at the
Big Buddha Temple, same time.
You wanna see him alive,
you do exactly as I say.
(computer beeping)
Unmuzzle him.
(soft music)
Do you think you're gonna
leave that place alive?
Oh, who's the fool now?
We have no intention
to ever meet there
or anywhere tomorrow.
Now, you're gonna
tell us where the fuck
your goons are
keeping our friend.
Or what?
You gonna cut off my finger?
Mm, something like that.
Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together
and welcome to the stage,
(hissing) Ezra, aka Dirty Mary!
I'm confident I know that
Sometimes I intimidate
Lit fuse, I'm burning
and about to explode
So, here I go
Too hot to handle
Killing your game
You're gonna know, know
Know my name
Bombs away
Bombs away
So, bombs away
Baby, I'm a bombshell
Baby, I'm a bombshell
So, bombs away
So, bombs away
So, bombs away
(music stops)
(shears snipping)
Listen closely. I am the
big bad motherfucking wolf.
So you're gonna tell
me where Daisy is.
One chance, right now.
Or I'm gonna huff,
and I'm gonna huff
and I'm gonna cut
your fucking dick off.
Ah.
You better think carefully
about your next word.
(soft suspenseful music)
There's a factory.
Your friend is being held
there.
What else?
We need location, security and
any surprises along the way.
Remember, if we
don't find Daisy,
no one is ever
going to find you.
Snip, snip.
Well, finally my bag's here.
At least I can get outta
these nip clips and minis.
No offense, guys.
(bag unzipping)
(Ryder sighing)
Okay, I never, like,
literally never thought
I would ever utter
these words, but, Ryder,
you're gonna need to lend
Ezra and me something to wear.
No.
With pleasure.
All right, what about Koon,
what are we doing with him?
Well for now, he
stays locked away.
No one will find him until
we decide the time is right.
We could still
chop his dick off.
Okay, ladies, let's
get the fuck out of here
and go bring Daisy home.
Let me guess.
No, let me.
Toys.
Toys.
(upbeat music)
Uh-huh
Yeah
All right
I am a monster
Hiding under
Your bed so ain't no where
to go 'cause I will find ya
This is a stick up
Don't even think of trying
to save your boss' money
Trust me, they
don't care about you
I am a reckoning,
devilish and menacing
Listen to my pistol, say hi
Yeah
All right
Gimme, gimme
I am a monster
Hiding under
Your bed so ain't no where
to go 'cause I will find ya
Taking everything
(birds singing)
Okay, according to
Koon, we're not far.
The compound should be
just up over this ridge.
(sighs) Okay,
let's keep it moving.
(birds singing)
Diamond?
(suspenseful music)
(gun clicking)
Diamond?
(suspenseful music)
(Koon groaning)
(soft suspenseful music)
Jesus Christ.
Diamond, what have you done?
(Koon breathing hard)
Multiple countries
have tried to bring you
and your family down for years.
Millions of dollars
in resources spent,
and it's gonna be
these three girls
who single-handedly
dismantle the Thai cartel mafia.
How do you feel about that?
(Koon breathing hard)
(birds calling)
(soft suspenseful music)
Okay, you both
understand the plan?
I extract, you distract.
Daisy, we're coming for ya.
All right, let's move.
(birds calling)
(suspenseful music)
(leaves crunching)
(soft suspenseful music)
(men shouting in Thai)
(engine revving)
Okay, Ryder's in.
Take your position.
Make sure to be ready for us.
We're gonna have to fucking
hightail it out of there.
Diamond, I just want
you to know that I'm sorry.
Ezra, let's just cross this
first bridge for Daisy, okay?
Okay.
(machine squeaking)
(intense dramatic music)
(device beeping)
Okay, the charge is set.
(device beeping)
Charge is set.
(device beeping)
Charge set.
(devices beeping)
(explosions)
(men screaming)
(upbeat dramatic music)
(guns firing)
(gun firing)
(gun firing)
(dramatic music)
(gun firing)
(guns firing)
(men shouting in Thai)
(grenade exploding)
(flames roaring)
(gun firing)
Finally, we meet.
Fuck you.
Spare the
impertinence, my darling.
Now, where's Tok Koon?
He's safe.
Safe?
You think you're so
beautiful, so smart.
You think you're a bunch
of American cowgirls,
you're gonna ride in
here and save the day?
I don't think so.
You know why?
Because you're nothing.
You're fucking nothing.
I would think
twice about that.
(men shouting in Thai)
I got the cocksucker.
(guns firing)
(men screaming)
Daisy!
Ryder!
(attacker groaning)
Ryder!
(dramatic music)
(kick striking)
(fist thudding)
(man shouting)
(kick striking)
(attacker groaning)
(blows striking)
(both groaning)
(dramatic music)
(blow striking)
(body thudding)
(Daisy screaming)
Ryder!
Ryder.
Are you okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
And what did I tell you?
I am a fucking badass.
Yes, you are.
Daisy, Daisy, I love you.
I fucking love you, Ryder.
(soft music)
Now let's get outta here.
Come on.
(soft music)
We're taking our
friend, and once we do,
Koon will be let
out of our custody.
Why should I believe you?
You will have double-crossed
the head of the cartel,
and you're gonna have a lot
more to be worried about
than just three cowgirls.
You may walk outta here
today, thinking you've won.
You haven't.
'Cause it's not about the ones
who are chasing behind you.
It's about the ones who are
already there ahead of you.
We're gonna find you, catch you,
and we're gonna kill all of you.
Revenge is gonna be sweet juice
that I lick off
your dead bodies.
Drink this.
(gun firing)
You asshole.
No!
[Ezra] Oh my God.
Thank God, you're okay.
I'm fine. I just wanna
get the fuck outta here.
Please tell me you've
done your last line.
Good to see you too, Diamond.
Diamond, no!
(gun firing)
(soft suspenseful music)
(heart pounding)
(suspenseful music)
(gun firing)
Go, go, go!
(truck engine revving)
(engine starting)
(engine revving)
(truck banging)
I was fucking shot.
Oh, fuck!
Hey, you're gonna be fine.
Just keep pressure
on your wound.
Diamond, I'm really
sorry, I'm so sorry.
Screw it.
After this, you can fuck
anyone you want in my family.
(engine revving)
(lighter clicking)
Hasta la vista, bitches.
(flames roaring)
(engine roaring)
(explosion)
Did they get Ryder?
No, they didn't get Ryder.
That was motherfucking Ryder!
(engine roaring)
(men shouting in Thai)
Okay, we're almost there.
Almost where?
God, we've got company.
(men shouting in Thai)
(engines roaring)
Daisy, it's time for
a little payback.
Just release the
clip, aim and fire.
You got this, D.
(dramatic music)
(rocket firing)
(truck exploding)
(truck exploding)
Fuck yeah!
(guns firing)
Oh, fuck it hurts!
You're gonna be fine.
I promise you're gonna be fine.
Just take it easy, okay.
I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you.
It's jammed!
Hold tight, ladies.
(dramatic music)
(engine roaring)
(dramatic music)
(tires squealing)
Ah.
You almost fucking
got away with it.
You almost rode off
into the sunset.
And what makes you
think we haven't?
Look around you, Cowgirl.
Remember?
I warned you.
You sure did.
(dramatic music)
Yeehaw, motherfucker.
(dramatic music)
All right, everybody,
get on the fucking ground!
(officers shouting)
[Officer] Get down!
Move! Get down!
[Officer] Stay down,
motherfucker!
(officers shouting)
(dramatic music)
Ladies, welcome aboard.
I'll be your pilot,
Jasper McDaniel. Hm-hm.
(upbeat pulsing music)
(engine roaring)
Was this like the best
girls trip ever or what?
Actually, yes.
By the way, when
did the two of you
start munching on each other?
(both laughing)
Diamond, shut up.
They're cute.
I mean, they might be in love.
You're not wrong.
Seriously, for
better or worse,
this is the trip
I'll never forget.
I mean, Ezra just
took a fucking bullet,
repaired her broken
relationship with Diamond,
and Diamond for once in her
life has actually found someone
she likes more than herself.
And I, for once,
can be the real me.
(lips smacking)
[Jasper] Allow me,
just a little toast.
Yes.
There we go.
Ladies, to an inspiring
group of heroes.
Heroes? Fuck that,
we are Sheroes.
[Group] Sheroes!
(upbeat music)
Baby's got a new
set of wheels
I just wanna see
how it feel
Rolling under my body
I got a new vehicle
You wanna see how it sounds
when I put my foot down?
[Daisy] I just
have one question.
Does anybody got some blow?
(upbeat pulsing music)
I can only feel when
my hand's on the wheel
Only feel alive
when I drive
It's the only
time I feel alive
The only thing that
I need is speed
It's all I need
It's all I need
Who's that looking at me?
(upbeat music)
Let me be your girlfriend
I promise not to hurt you
Let me be your girlfriend
I promise not to hurt you
Boy, you're really hot
You make me drop like rain
Or pink champagne
I go insane
I'll never ever, ever,
ever, ever, let you go
I'll never ever, ever, ever,
ever, don't you know?
There's something in
the way that you move
Yeah, there's something
in the way that you move
Ooh
(upbeat music)
(soft pulsing music)
(gentle music)