Showtime 7 (2025) Movie Script
When you wish to express an
opinion, please raise your hand.
Kind regards. Please do me a favour.
Good morning. Pleased to meet you.
Please. Please.
Please stop.
Good afternoon, everyone.
Nice to meet you all.
Please. Thank you for your
continued support today.
I'm sorry. Everyone,
just one thing, please.
At the programme's opening.
This camera, then. With this camera.
Everyone.
Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning.
Right then, everyone,
let's get stuck in today.
Today's the day for the telop
timing. Don't you dare get it wrong.
Mr Shji is behind.
It's fine as long as you don't shout.
Shut your trap, you bloody
bastard. Shut your trap.
How noisy. Oh no, no, no.
Asakatsu's rather nice, isn't he?
You're certainly the face of Showtime.
Today, I'll grab it with gusto.
Yes, thank you very much. Please do.
I did ask you, didn't I?
First, the Tmei Expressway southbound.
Yamato-dori, a 2-kilometre
route. Matsubara Seiji.
There is a four-kilometre traffic jam.
On the Chuo Expressway northbound, there
is a 6-kilometre traffic jam at the
Kobutsu Tunnel due to a
broken-down dump truck.
The outer loop of the Tokyo Gaikan
Expressway is 6 kilometres
long at Toda Nishi City.
The inner circuit is 991.
Jban Expressway, northbound.
The structure of the tolls on Route 4.
Inside a tunnel in Ibaraki Prefecture: 40.
The downhill section of Route 2
is essentially as described above.
At the city junction. The second time.
Day care.
Well then. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Previous. 10 seconds.
Before.
5 seconds ago 4 3 2.
Monday, 1 April, 7:00 pm.
Good evening.
My name is Shinnosuke Orimoto.
NG Radio Topic Topic.
It's hard to believe, but three months
have already passed since
the programme began.
Good evening. Monday, 1st April:
Showtime at CERN Asaka Seya.
My name is Chiharu Yuki.
Today, we delve into the season's hottest
topics with our own unique perspective,
pursuing the truth with
fairness and impartiality.
Today is the programme's
regular weekly live broadcast.
We shall proceed with the programme
together with all those who
have actually gathered here.
Today's top story is undoubtedly this
topic that has been making
headlines day after day.
Regarding the land acquisition for the
construction of Daiwa Electric Power's new
nuclear fuel processing facility,
a bribe of 100 million yen
Liberal Party Secretary-General Sugiura is
undergoing voluntary questioning by the
Tokyo District Public Prosecutors
Office on suspicion of receiving bribes.
Surprise! Showtime scoops
the latest information.
Before that, first this.
Prime Minister Mizuhashi, who had
maintained silence on this matter,
Today I mentioned the
allegations for the first time.
We deeply regret having caused
public concern and distrust.
I believe we must take the situation
seriously and address it with
a strong sense of urgency.
This AFTER Sugiura Secretary-General
scandal. Let's continue.
Studio. 30 seconds to go.
Can we really call the allegations about
the chief secretary's mistress a scoop?
It's the vulgar sort who take the bait.
The figures speak for
themselves, don't they?
Well, you see.
You don't get it, do you?
It's all about the atmosphere.
It's the pursuit of atmosphere
that's important, you see.
This programme where we thoroughly
discuss everyday topics with you all.
Today's theme is.
Do you like dogs or cats?
This is likely to be a matter of opinion.
The phone is ringing already with
the first caller. Good evening.
Please introduce yourself.
This is a lacewing from Edogawa Ward.
May I ask you about your
work, Mr. Usubakagero?
Construction-related.
Have you finished work
for the day already?
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
Right then, let's get started.
Are you a dog person or a
cat person, Mr Usubakagero?
Mr. Usubakagero.
Even though I live alone, my electricity
bill is 70 a month just
for the telly and fridge.
The air conditioning won't work either.
Even if you lodge a complaint with Daiwa
Electric, they'll only say
they understand. I'm sorry.
Mr. Usubakagero.
Today's theme is.
You are a dog.
Electricity is used freely.
We've got the money, so why are they
treating us decent citizens like this?
I see.
For current affairs, please watch
NGIVYSHOWTIME, currently on air.
I believe there is to be a thorough
debate with audience participation today.
Well then, I must take my leave.
The shows were great
when you were on them.
That thing on TV is nothing
but a trashy gossip programme.
Why did you get off?
Is this some sort of April Fool's joke?
So that rumour was true after all.
Thank you, Mr. Usubakagero.
Don't cut me off. Let me speak.
Right then, let's have a song.
It's not over yet.
Mr. Usubakagero. Meeting.
It's not the same, is it?
You understand, don't you?
What a troublesome person.
Just get on with it and
bring out Oritomo Shinnosuke.
You're there, aren't you?
Mr. Usuba-kagerou, please
do stop there for today.
No, let me speak to Orimoto.
You're a bit of an odd
one out, aren't you?
I shall take my leave now.
I want to have a word
with Shinnosuke Orimoto.
You're listening, aren't you, Orimoto?
I'm sorry.
This is rather troublesome.
It's a live broadcast.
Please refrain from speaking out of turn.
You cut me off mid-sentence.
What have I done?
I'm going to cut you,
Ygakura. Listen quietly.
Excuse me.
A bomb was planted at the Yamato Electric
Power Joto Thermal Power Station.
Bomb.
It's about to explode.
What a strange fellow.
It's best not to engage with them.
Prank calls are a
nuisance. I'll report you.
I agonised over it, but I
had no choice but to do it.
Then do laugh away.
I'll stop, if you like.
Mind your words. I've warned you.
Then you should just get on with it.
I'm looking forward to
seeing how it turns out.
I really do have a bomb. I'm serious.
Are you sure? You'll be responsible
for something terrible happening.
You know what happens when a
power station explodes, don't you?
Then get on with it.
You bloody idiot.
Sorry. He was a dodgy bloke.
Leave it to me to sort it out.
How nostalgic.
What we're bringing you now is
Shigeru Matsuzaki's Wonderful Moment.
In keeping with today's theme. Wonderful.
Sorry for the pun.
My apologies for earlier.
It is an honour to receive a
call from a fan of Showtime.
I'm still not to be dismissed, am I?
Right then, shall we move on
to the next caller? Hello?
Hello, I'm Rouge from
Kawasaki. I'm a housewife.
Good evening, Rouge.
I rather liked Mr Orimoto's showtime too.
Ms Asaka seems a bit too
serious at the moment.
There's been quite a bit
of chatter about it online.
I'm rooting for Mr Orimoto.
Thank you. Right then, let's get started.
Are you a dog person, Rouge?
Yes.
I'm definitely a dog person.
My dog is a Boston Terrier
and his name is Jtar.
opinion, please raise your hand.
Kind regards. Please do me a favour.
Good morning. Pleased to meet you.
Please. Please.
Please stop.
Good afternoon, everyone.
Nice to meet you all.
Please. Thank you for your
continued support today.
I'm sorry. Everyone,
just one thing, please.
At the programme's opening.
This camera, then. With this camera.
Everyone.
Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning.
Right then, everyone,
let's get stuck in today.
Today's the day for the telop
timing. Don't you dare get it wrong.
Mr Shji is behind.
It's fine as long as you don't shout.
Shut your trap, you bloody
bastard. Shut your trap.
How noisy. Oh no, no, no.
Asakatsu's rather nice, isn't he?
You're certainly the face of Showtime.
Today, I'll grab it with gusto.
Yes, thank you very much. Please do.
I did ask you, didn't I?
First, the Tmei Expressway southbound.
Yamato-dori, a 2-kilometre
route. Matsubara Seiji.
There is a four-kilometre traffic jam.
On the Chuo Expressway northbound, there
is a 6-kilometre traffic jam at the
Kobutsu Tunnel due to a
broken-down dump truck.
The outer loop of the Tokyo Gaikan
Expressway is 6 kilometres
long at Toda Nishi City.
The inner circuit is 991.
Jban Expressway, northbound.
The structure of the tolls on Route 4.
Inside a tunnel in Ibaraki Prefecture: 40.
The downhill section of Route 2
is essentially as described above.
At the city junction. The second time.
Day care.
Well then. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Previous. 10 seconds.
Before.
5 seconds ago 4 3 2.
Monday, 1 April, 7:00 pm.
Good evening.
My name is Shinnosuke Orimoto.
NG Radio Topic Topic.
It's hard to believe, but three months
have already passed since
the programme began.
Good evening. Monday, 1st April:
Showtime at CERN Asaka Seya.
My name is Chiharu Yuki.
Today, we delve into the season's hottest
topics with our own unique perspective,
pursuing the truth with
fairness and impartiality.
Today is the programme's
regular weekly live broadcast.
We shall proceed with the programme
together with all those who
have actually gathered here.
Today's top story is undoubtedly this
topic that has been making
headlines day after day.
Regarding the land acquisition for the
construction of Daiwa Electric Power's new
nuclear fuel processing facility,
a bribe of 100 million yen
Liberal Party Secretary-General Sugiura is
undergoing voluntary questioning by the
Tokyo District Public Prosecutors
Office on suspicion of receiving bribes.
Surprise! Showtime scoops
the latest information.
Before that, first this.
Prime Minister Mizuhashi, who had
maintained silence on this matter,
Today I mentioned the
allegations for the first time.
We deeply regret having caused
public concern and distrust.
I believe we must take the situation
seriously and address it with
a strong sense of urgency.
This AFTER Sugiura Secretary-General
scandal. Let's continue.
Studio. 30 seconds to go.
Can we really call the allegations about
the chief secretary's mistress a scoop?
It's the vulgar sort who take the bait.
The figures speak for
themselves, don't they?
Well, you see.
You don't get it, do you?
It's all about the atmosphere.
It's the pursuit of atmosphere
that's important, you see.
This programme where we thoroughly
discuss everyday topics with you all.
Today's theme is.
Do you like dogs or cats?
This is likely to be a matter of opinion.
The phone is ringing already with
the first caller. Good evening.
Please introduce yourself.
This is a lacewing from Edogawa Ward.
May I ask you about your
work, Mr. Usubakagero?
Construction-related.
Have you finished work
for the day already?
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
Right then, let's get started.
Are you a dog person or a
cat person, Mr Usubakagero?
Mr. Usubakagero.
Even though I live alone, my electricity
bill is 70 a month just
for the telly and fridge.
The air conditioning won't work either.
Even if you lodge a complaint with Daiwa
Electric, they'll only say
they understand. I'm sorry.
Mr. Usubakagero.
Today's theme is.
You are a dog.
Electricity is used freely.
We've got the money, so why are they
treating us decent citizens like this?
I see.
For current affairs, please watch
NGIVYSHOWTIME, currently on air.
I believe there is to be a thorough
debate with audience participation today.
Well then, I must take my leave.
The shows were great
when you were on them.
That thing on TV is nothing
but a trashy gossip programme.
Why did you get off?
Is this some sort of April Fool's joke?
So that rumour was true after all.
Thank you, Mr. Usubakagero.
Don't cut me off. Let me speak.
Right then, let's have a song.
It's not over yet.
Mr. Usubakagero. Meeting.
It's not the same, is it?
You understand, don't you?
What a troublesome person.
Just get on with it and
bring out Oritomo Shinnosuke.
You're there, aren't you?
Mr. Usuba-kagerou, please
do stop there for today.
No, let me speak to Orimoto.
You're a bit of an odd
one out, aren't you?
I shall take my leave now.
I want to have a word
with Shinnosuke Orimoto.
You're listening, aren't you, Orimoto?
I'm sorry.
This is rather troublesome.
It's a live broadcast.
Please refrain from speaking out of turn.
You cut me off mid-sentence.
What have I done?
I'm going to cut you,
Ygakura. Listen quietly.
Excuse me.
A bomb was planted at the Yamato Electric
Power Joto Thermal Power Station.
Bomb.
It's about to explode.
What a strange fellow.
It's best not to engage with them.
Prank calls are a
nuisance. I'll report you.
I agonised over it, but I
had no choice but to do it.
Then do laugh away.
I'll stop, if you like.
Mind your words. I've warned you.
Then you should just get on with it.
I'm looking forward to
seeing how it turns out.
I really do have a bomb. I'm serious.
Are you sure? You'll be responsible
for something terrible happening.
You know what happens when a
power station explodes, don't you?
Then get on with it.
You bloody idiot.
Sorry. He was a dodgy bloke.
Leave it to me to sort it out.
How nostalgic.
What we're bringing you now is
Shigeru Matsuzaki's Wonderful Moment.
In keeping with today's theme. Wonderful.
Sorry for the pun.
My apologies for earlier.
It is an honour to receive a
call from a fan of Showtime.
I'm still not to be dismissed, am I?
Right then, shall we move on
to the next caller? Hello?
Hello, I'm Rouge from
Kawasaki. I'm a housewife.
Good evening, Rouge.
I rather liked Mr Orimoto's showtime too.
Ms Asaka seems a bit too
serious at the moment.
There's been quite a bit
of chatter about it online.
I'm rooting for Mr Orimoto.
Thank you. Right then, let's get started.
Are you a dog person, Rouge?
Yes.
I'm definitely a dog person.
My dog is a Boston Terrier
and his name is Jtar.