Sick (2022) Movie Script
[pensive music]
[music continues]
[Woman on PA]: Attention shoppers,
CBC guidelines
are in full effect.
Please prep social
distancing while shopping.
Hey, you guys have any
toilet paper in the back?
What you see is what we got?
[instrumental music on PA]
Really, dude?
Dick.
You're fucking welcome.
Woman on PA:
Please follow three arrows
to remain six feet
apart at all times.
[phone chimes]
[keys clacking]
Woman on PA: Face mask
must be worn at all times.
[phones chimes]
[music continues]
[phones chimes]
[keys clacking]
Woman on PA:
We encourage shoppers to use
touchless payment options.
[indistinct chatter]
[coughs]
[phones chimes]
[music continues]
- Hey, man.
- Sorry.
- Where's your mask at, bro?
- Sorry. Sorry, man.
[indistinct yelling]
[car lock beeps]
[car door closes]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[phones ringing]
Who the fuck is this?
Listen, fuck you and your
stalker bullshit.
[car engine starts]
[engine turns off]
[indistinct chatter]
[heavy breathing]
[door shuts]
[dog barking in distance]
[tense music]
[electricity buzzing]
Man on TV: And the
stay-at-home order is that
most states have implemented.
Another state today issued
a stay-at-home order,
South Carolina.
That brings the total number of
Americans under such an order,
the total percentage to more
than 97% of the country.
Still there are seven states
that don't have
an order in place,
Arkansas, Iowa, North Dakota
Nebraska, South Dakota,
Utah, and Wyoming.
You should know that
Dr. Anthony Fauci
said this evening
that Iowa and Nebraska
have instituted rules very
similar to stay-at-home orders.
The other treat tonight, the
treat to our front line
defenders in hospitals
who tested positive for virus,
and the medical supplies
that multiple governors
say they must outbid
each other for.
Illinois governor said today
that what his state is getting
for strategic national
stock pile is, quote,
mere fraction
what we asked for...
Jesus, what the fuc...
[grunts]
Get the fuck off me.
[grunting]
[groans]
No, no, no, no. [gasping]
[glass shatter]
No! [groaning]
[glass shatters]
Help! Somebody!
[grunts]
[groans]
No! Ah!
[intense music]
Oh, fuck!
[thudding]
[groaning]
[groans]
[grunts]
[groans]
Fuck you. [groans]
[music continues]
[panting]
[alarm blaring in distance]
[groans]
[heavy breathing]
[groaning]
[panting]
Fuck you.
[grunts] Fuck you.
Okay.
Oh, come on.
Okay.
[panting] Okay.
[soft tense music]
[car lock beeps]
[intense music]
[body thuds]
[wheel creaking]
[indistinct chatter]
[grunts]
[heavy breathing]
[chuckles]
[camera clicks]
[camera clicks]
[keys clacking]
Where's your mask?
Keep it on. We're about
to get in the car.
I'm sorry. I didn't think
I had to wear it outside.
Droplets can float eight feet
in the air. Put the mask on.
Miri, I already ran through
all my symptoms.
I've no cough.
I'm breathing fine. No fever.
And I can still taste
that garlic
from last night's linguini.
This isn't a joke, Parker.
Okay. Better?
This isn't a vacation,
it's a quarantine.
A quarantine in style.
Dude, I need to know
that you're serious.
I'm going home after this.
My dad won't make it
if he's infected.
I am. Okay? Pinky promise.
But just relax.
We can still have a little bit
of fun, right?
Right? [laughs]
Maybe. If you're lucky.
[car engine starts]
[ominous music]
[birds chirping]
[instrumental music on speaker]
[laughs]
Miri: Are you kidding me?
This is beautiful.
It just sits empty?
Well, my dad comes up here
once a year
to get drunk with his
man-friends. Tsk.
I told mom to rent it out,
but no go.
[door opens]
[gasps]
I stand corrected.
This is incredible.
Sick. Disgusting.
And it's all ours.
The only neighbor
is the Lyons' cabin,
which is about two miles
that way around the lake.
So you don't have to worry
about anyone or their droplets.
[chuckles]
Holy shit.
Seriously, I'm speechless.
I told you. I know how to 2020.
Yo, is there a Wi-Fi password?
Um... Bookcase. Taped to the
router under the stereo.
- Because I'm posting this shit.
- Shit.
Dude...
This place is awesome.
I love this.
[phones chimes]
[keys clacking]
[spray hissing]
Hello, it's freezing.
You said it's gonna be warm.
I said there would be sun.
It's April,
you can't have it all.
To quarantine. Boo!
Oop, everyone's conversing
about that guy in your Insta.
[chuckles] Benji.
I don't know,
he's actually really cute.
And I would've kept him
a little while longer
if he hadn't completely
ghosted me.
- Is DJ mad about it?
- Who cares?
Bitch, you care. You just don't
want to admit it.
I don't care.
And if DJ cares,
you know that's his own problem.
Okay. [chuckles]
[phones chimes]
Miri.
"Jump in. Water's fine."
What the fuck? Who is this?
I don't know. I got one earlier
on today saying, "Having fun?"
That's fucking creepy, Parker.
Parker: Could just be DJ using
one of his frat friend's phone.
He's probably just trying to
fuck with us, right?
Hmm, I don't know,
could be anyone.
Guess we both posted we
were coming to the lake, so...
Okay, blocked. Problem solved.
[screams]
[tense music]
[birds chirping]
[tense music]
[door closes]
[indistinct TV chatter]
...and really working closely
with the state.
But we really have to make sure
we can contact trace rapidly.
Obviously, you know, including
yourself and Dr. Fauci...
Fauci, drink.
Great.
Ah!
So we have, uh,
at taskforce level, we have...
Deborah Birx is kind of a babe.
Uh, Doctor Birx.
[laughs]
Okay, what sorority
would you peg her for?
Uh...
Gamma Phi.
[chuckles] She loves
her scarves, dude.
[vehicle approaching]
Uh...
Did you invite other people?
No, I told you I wouldn't.
Maybe it's like... Postmates?
With the wrong address?
Not possible. We're the only
people around here.
[tense music]
Who is that?
I don't know.
Why is he just sitting there?
I'll go see what's up.
Oh. Do not go out there.
Why, are you scared?
Yes, I'm scared. It could be
Jason Vorhees out there.
Impossible.
It's Saturday the 4th.
[car door shuts]
It's probably just one of my
Dad's friends checking on us.
You know my Mom's paranoid...
Wait.
Parker: What?
Miri's not playing.
What?
[tense music]
[doorbell rings]
Who's there?
[banging on door]
I... identify yourself!
[doorbell rings]
[banging on door]
Fuck it. Give me the knife.
Give me the knife.
Be careful.
[tense music]
Parker: Hello?
Hello?
Where'd he go?
I... I don't like this...
[screams] Oh, my God.
DJ?
- What the fuck, you asshole?
- Shh!
Why didn't you answer us before?
'Cause I'm on the phone.
On the phone.
Oh. Sir, yeah, I appreciate
the opportunity.
Um... if you need to see any
more illustrations or designs,
I could totally...
Oh...
Yeah... yeah, no... no worries.
Alright, have...
Hello?
What are you doing?
Trying to get an internship
for the fall.
No, no, no...
DJ, what are you doing here?
Oh! You came all this
way to see me, DJ?
That is so, so sweet.
I... i... it's so good to...
What the fuck are you
doing in my house?
Okay, okay, okay.
I... just, I wanted to see you.
Why didn't you announce
yourself?
'Cause I was on the phone,
Your Highness.
[chuckles] Okay. And your mask?
I...
I thought you were spending
quarantine alone?
- Alone with Miri, yes.
- Hi. Yep, that's me.
Whose truck is that outside?
I... I borrowed Jackson's.
Mine's leaking
transmission fluid.
[chuckles] Okay.
You know you could've
called or texted
before you just showed up here.
Well, you would've said no.
I would've said "no"
because I wanted to be alone!
With me.
Look, are really going
to make me leave?
After I drove all this way?
[sighs]
Fine! Fine!
If you respect the six feet rule
and put your fucking mask on.
[whirring]
How'd you know I was here?
Your Instagram.
You're a compulsive
poster, Parker.
And then, I remembered
that time we came out here,
and I met your mom and dad...
I was feeling pretty nostalgic.
And... I was kinda hoping
we could talk about some...
What do you wanna talk about?
Oh, well, you see,
I could tell you, Miri.
But you'd have to get really,
really, really close to me.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
What are you making?
I haven't named it yet.
[whirring]
[lighter clicks]
[bell rings]
Literally how people get sick.
We're too young to get sick.
You should know that, Dr. Miri.
Young people are
testing positive, too.
Spring break in Miami
did not turn out well.
Hope I could have my own
individual joint,
I might possibly partake.
Oh!
Okay.
The basement is calling.
What's in the basement?
[upbeat music]
[music continues]
So back home, we have all of
these strawberry patches, right.
So you can basically pick
your own strawberries
and then pay by the basket.
It's real nice.
So, my Aunt Libby's
sister-in-law's cousin
has a niece who knew this lady
who pulled over
to pick some strawberries,
and she had her newborn baby
in her car with her, right.
So she gets out of the car
and she leaves the baby in the
car seat with her milk bottle
and leaves the door open,
so she can hear the
baby cries or anything.
Well, the mom,
she's picking berries,
time goes by,
and then it occurs to her
that the baby
hasn't made a sound.
So she goes to check and
you know what she finds?
She finds a snake in
the baby's mouth.
What? Oh, God.
DJ: Yeah, and the mom
freaks out,
and so she pulling the snake,
but she doesn't realize
how far down the baby's throat
the snake has crawled.
So when she pulls the snake out,
the baby's insides come with it.
Baby intestines
were everywhere...
Oh, my God.
That's so fucking gross!
True story. Swear to God.
Yeah. That's anatomically
impossible.
DJ: No, 'cause, 'cause...
I don't think a snake can crawl
into a baby's mouth, right?
Well, hold on. No.
That's not true.
'Cause the... the baby
just had milk, right?
And snakes are attracted
to milk,
and my Aunt Libby is a Christian
who doesn't lie.
Miri: Okay, um...
Hate to break it to you, but
Aunt Libby's story is
an old urban legend
that migrated from Europe
which derived
from a folktale called
the "Bosom Serpent."
DJ: Well, Miri.
Once again, your brain has
ruined a perfectly good time.
Miri: I'm sorry to hear that
because I had so much fun,
but I'm going to bed.
Goodnight, guys.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Hey, pancakes in the morning?
Miri: Oh, my God, he thinks
he's getting breakfast...
[clanking]
So...
Yes.
Quarantine can be fun, you know?
You mean, yeah, it was until
you showed up, uninvited.
[chuckles]
Yeah, well, you know
why I'm here.
I honestly don't, so say just...
you know, say what's on
your mind or I'm going to bed.
Fine.
Hey!
Who the fuck is this clown?
Oh, God. Benji.
One of their roommates
I coaxed out
of his room
to come to the party.
So he was nice and hot.
Did you two hook up?
Well, okay, do you, like, care
about this Benji dude or what?
It doesn't matter
if I did or didn't.
We were never exclusive, DJ.
I can do what I want.
And what you wanted to do was
make out with a random dude
in front of three friends
of mine that are
all addicted to social media.
Yeah, you wanted me
to see this, Parker.
I'm sorry if I did something
to offend you.
DJ: You're not sorry.
You're not.
You want me to be angry.
And it's fucked up
that you're constantly
trying to piss me off.
So you haven't hooked up with
half of Pi Phi since Thursday?
- No. I haven't.
- Well, you should have.
That was our deal, DJ.
We're not a couple, that's the
message I'm trying to convey.
Yeah, but we have something
and you know it,
or else you wouldn't be
trying to sabotage it.
Jesus, why does
everybody trying to
fucking analyze me all the time?
I'm not, I'm not.
I just want you to be honest.
That's all I ask, Parker.
Okay.
There's something between us.
Yeah, and it's real.
- It's late. I'm going to bed.
- Hey...
Um...
I'm sorry.
I know you drove all this way,
but you're not going to hear
what you want to hear.
Okay.
[pensive music]
DJ: I'll leave in the morning
and...
Goodnight, DJ.
[door opens]
[door shuts]
[tense music]
[insects chirping]
[car beeps]
[car beeps]
[sighs]
[music continues]
[sniffles]
Damn!
It's okay.
How'd it go with DJ?
Nah.
Was he mad about the post?
Oh, yeah.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Well, you got what you wanted.
It's obvious. He loves you.
You should let him.
But you're not going to, huh?
Probably not.
[sighs]
You are text book, Parker.
You're shut off from anything
close to a feeling.
You're emotionally distancing.
Thank you for the
bed-time psychobabble.
Miri: It's fine,
you can keep deflecting.
I'm gonna keep poking you
because I love you.
Great.
Maana.
I know you're just
trying to help.
And it just...
It doesn't seem like it,
but... I am listening.
Love you!
Get out of here.
[tense music]
[clock ticking]
[music continues]
[switch clicks]
[music continues]
[water running]
[phone chimes]
[tense music]
[snoring]
[phone chimes]
[music continues]
[music continues]
Parker?
[music continues]
[music continues]
[upbeat music on speakers]
I try to discover
[muffled singing]
Seriously?
That you gimme no reason
Why you make-a-me work
so hard
That you gimme no
that you gimme no
Soul I hear you calling...
DJ... [gasps]
Shh-shh!
There's somebody in the house.
Where's your phone?
It's gone.
Mine, too.
[music stops]
- Miri.
- Hey, no, no, no, wait, wait.
Can you get down from there?
- Yeah, yeah!
- Okay. Okay.
Take the keys, I'll get Miri.
Go!
[whimpering]
[panting]
[tense music]
Miri! Miri!
[gasps]
No! No! [grunts]
Miri: DJ!
Miri, go!
[grunts]
- Miri, go!
- Okay.
[car lock beeps]
[grunts]
[car horn honking]
[screams]
[intense music]
[car starts]
Who is that guy?
I don't know.
[grunting]
[groans]
[honking continues]
[screaming]
[grunts]
[honking continues]
Fuck you, dude.
[screams]
[gasps]
[screams]
Go!
[groaning]
Oh, my God! Where's DJ?
[shuddering] He's coming.
Miri: He's hurt. He's hurt.
Miri.
Miri, be ready to gun it.
Parker, be careful, okay?
[screaming]
[bone crunches]
[car honking]
[indistinct yelling]
Parker, come on!
Go!
[engine revving]
Miri: He's onto us!
[engine revving]
[thudding]
Fuck, let's go!
- Come on, Miri!
- God, it's stuck.
Parker, it's struck.
[revving]
Go!
Oh, my God. What's he doing?
[screams] Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! [screams]
- Oh, let's go!
- This way!
Parker: Miri, go!
[tense music]
[footsteps]
- Hurry.
- Let's go! Let's go!
[screams] Ah! Go, hurry!
[door slams]
We need a fucking phone.
We need a fucking phone!
[panting]
[intense music]
[door slams]
- We're trapping ourselves.
- Trust me.
We used to do this
when we I was a kid.
[grunts]
Fuck, it's stuck.
Please help me.
Okay. [grunting]
[banging on door]
Why is he doing this?
I don't know.
He's fucking crazy.
[grunting]
Miri: No!
Parker!
Fucking asshole.
[groans]
[door shuts]
[glass shattering]
What are you... Parker?
Miri: Parker, I can't. I can't.
[tense music]
This is too high.
No, it's not. Just follow
exactly what I'm doing.
Miri: I can't...
Okay.
Miri: Oh, fuck! Oh!
[glass shattering]
[screaming] No. No!
[thudding]
Miri!
Oh, God!
[tense music]
[panting]
[screaming] Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
[screams]
[groans] Get off me!
Get off me!
[clanking]
[groaning]
[grunts]
[clanking]
[groaning]
[thudding]
[grunting]
[grunts]
[heavy breathing]
[door creaks]
[soft tense music]
[crying] No!
[screams]
[gasping]
Parker! Parker, it's broken.
- Can you get up?
- It's broken. I can't move.
It's not just one guy.
There's two of them.
[man screams]
Miri: Where is he?
- He's in the kitchen.
- Act dead.
- Don't leave. Don't leave me.
You can do it. Do it now.
Okay?
[man panting]
[rock clatters]
[panting]
[intense music]
[panting]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[tense music]
[panting]
[whimpering]
[music continues]
Miri: Shit!
[groans]
Fuck!
[gasping]
[creaking]
[screams]
[sobbing]
[gasping]
[screaming]
[screams]
[screams]
Fuck!
[groans]
[screams]
[water splashes]
[grunts]
[clanking]
[Miri groaning]
[coughs]
[gasping]
[coughing]
[panting]
[groans]
[grunts]
[sobbing]
[knocking on door]
[sobs] Mr. Lyons!
Mr. Lyons!
[banging]
[sobbing]
[knock on window]
[panting]
My God! [groans]
[grunting]
[gasps]
[cries]
[footsteps approaching]
[tense music]
[sobbing]
[panting]
[panting]
[tense music]
I'm going to give you
to the count
of five to get out of my house.
Or I will shoot you dead,
you understand? One...
Mr. Lyons, please,
he's trying to kill me.
- We have to call the police...
- Two...
Mr. Lyons, my family lives
in the house across the lake...
- Four...
- I grew up... Carly!
Your daughter's name is Carly
and you used to take us tubing.
[Parker sobs]
Uh... You're Miranda's kid?
We have to call
the police, please!
- I need to use your phone.
- Come on there.
Come on there, phone's this way.
[tense music]
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
[tense music]
[machine whirring]
[panting]
[clanking]
[groaning]
[intense music]
[screaming]
[grunts]
[sobs]
[panting]
[tense music]
[man groans]
[panting]
[grunts]
Parker: Fuck! Get off of me.
Help! Help!
[grunting]
[grunts]
[tense music]
Ow!
[grunts]
Please help me! Stop.
Stop! Help me!
Pamela: Oh, my God.
Are you alright?
- What's going on?
- He's trying to kill me!
Just one moment.
[tense music]
- Who's that man?
- I don't know.
- Where's your mask?
- What?
Your mask. You have a mask,
don't you? Your mask?
No, I don't have a fucking mask.
Oh, then I can't let you in.
It's... it's not safe.
Are you fucking
kidding me, lady? Please!
Well, let me check,
I may have an extra.
Parker: Lady, please.
Yes, okay, here.
Put... put this on!
It's... it's sterile.
Woman: Okay, hurry up, get in.
[tense music]
Parker: Unlock the door!
- Unlock the door!
- Okay.
[sobbing] Drive, please, lady.
[tense music]
This mask...
smells like...
Chloroform?
[panting]
[car approaching]
[gasping]
[gasps]
Parker!
[whimpers]
- Where do you want her?
- Over there.
Ah!
[tense music]
[fire crackling]
Pamela: Okay, hold still.
[gasping]
Pamela: Okay.
[coughs]
Now we wait.
[tense music]
Where's Jeb? Where is he?
[sobs]
He's in the kitchen.
Pamela: Oh, no, no, no, no!
Man: That boy in the kitchen...
he's my son,
and you killed him.
Pamela: She did a lot more
than that.
Do you know why we're here?
[upbeat music on phone]
That video is compliments
of @LoriLegs21,
#EndOfTheWorldParty,
FuckedUp, CovidOnMyFace.
#2020SucksDonkeyDick.
#FuckCovid.
She's not figuring it out.
[tense music]
[sighs]
Pamela: Did you enjoy
the party, Parker?
Jason: Do you even remember it?
Do you know the boy
you were kissing?
Benji?
Pamela: Just Benji?
Benji is just some guy
we met at the party.
Pamela: You're very intimate
with someone that you just met.
Parker: So what?
I made out with
some guy at the party!
[sobs] I don't even know.
It didn't mean anything!
Maybe not to you.
[gasping]
[intense music]
[gasping]
[coughs]
So selfish your generation.
I mean, heaven forbid you miss a
keg party or... or spring break.
Who the fuck are you people?
That boy that
you were kissing, Benji,
he... he's my youngest son.
He was one of the seven people
you infected at that party.
Was? Pamela: Three days ago...
Benji died alone
in a hospital bed.
But, I don't...
I don't have it.
Jason: I told you she wouldn't
admit to anything.
I know, show her the test.
Show her the test
Honey, it takes a few minutes.
You people are fucking crazy.
- And you're fucking dead!
- No!
[intense music]
[whimpering]
[gasping]
Pamela: How does it feel
to not know when you're gonna
get your last breath?
To feel like you're going to
die, scared and alone?
How does that feel?
It could've been anyone. I...
I'm not sick...
You infected that party!
We even did the tracing and we
found the man who gave it you.
Tyler Murphy.
But don't worry,
we took care of him.
I'm not sick!
I don't have COVID!
Well, you're positive.
You're asymptomatic.
[sobs]
Pamela: Oh, no, no, no...
Don't cry.
Take responsibility
for your selfishness.
This didn't have to happen.
I mean, where was
your fucking mask?
Where was his?
This is your fault!
It's your fault, you hear me.
You did this!
Hon, your mask.
What about DJ?
And my friend Miri, huh?
What did they do?
Pamela:
Well, per CDC guidelines,
you were meant
to quarantine alone,
so that is on you.
Jason: What the hell?
Pamela: What? What is it?
Jason:
Someone's using the Wi-Fi.
[tense music]
Pamela: It has to be the friend.
- She's dead.
- Make sure. Make sure.
Jason: Goddammit!
Oh! [chuckles]
Oh, my God!
You don't want Miri.
You want me.
She doesn't deserve this. I do.
Wow! Look who suddenly found
some integrity.
[machine whirring]
Please, you can do what
ever you want with me.
Just don't hurt her.
[tense music]
How do you think you're going to
get away with this?
The police will find you.
Your fingerprints,
DNA is everywhere.
Pamela: Irresponsible girls
can cause irresponsible
fires that burn down the house.
[machine whirring]
Fires happen all the time.
[machine whirring]
It's tragic.
[glass shatters]
[glass shatters]
[panting]
We have to go.
[tense music]
Parker: Shit!
Come on. Okay, this way.
[door slams]
Where the fuck are you?
Pam!
Pamela!
[soft tense music]
[fire crackling]
[music continues]
[door creaks]
[machine whirring]
[groans]
[spray hisses]
[screaming]
[tense music]
Let's go!
[tense music]
[panting]
- They destroyed the cars.
- Doesn't matter.
Come on!
Be calm, it's okay. It's okay.
We're gonna be okay.
[groans] We're gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.
[instrumental music]
[birds chirping]
Okay! Fuck!
Keys are in it.
Hit the door.
- Careful.
- Okay.
Parker: Try and start it.
Alright. Battery's good.
[grunting]
[engine cranking]
Miri: This is not working.
Battery's not working.
[engine cranking]
Parker: It might need fuel.
[engine cranking]
Got it.
[screams]
[grunting]
[screams]
[indistinct shout]
I'll fucking kill you!
You killed him!
[tense music]
Get out there.
It's all your fuckin' fault!
[groans]
[grunts]
I said I was sorry!
Miri, Miri. Miri!
[screams]
[fire whooshing]
[Pamela screaming]
[fire crackling]
[screaming]
[birds chirping]
[door creaks]
[birds chirping]
[mellow music]
[siren wailing in distance]
[tires screeching]
[siren wailing]
[music continues]
[suspenseful music]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[mellow music]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[Woman on PA]: Attention shoppers,
CBC guidelines
are in full effect.
Please prep social
distancing while shopping.
Hey, you guys have any
toilet paper in the back?
What you see is what we got?
[instrumental music on PA]
Really, dude?
Dick.
You're fucking welcome.
Woman on PA:
Please follow three arrows
to remain six feet
apart at all times.
[phone chimes]
[keys clacking]
Woman on PA: Face mask
must be worn at all times.
[phones chimes]
[music continues]
[phones chimes]
[keys clacking]
Woman on PA:
We encourage shoppers to use
touchless payment options.
[indistinct chatter]
[coughs]
[phones chimes]
[music continues]
- Hey, man.
- Sorry.
- Where's your mask at, bro?
- Sorry. Sorry, man.
[indistinct yelling]
[car lock beeps]
[car door closes]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[phones ringing]
Who the fuck is this?
Listen, fuck you and your
stalker bullshit.
[car engine starts]
[engine turns off]
[indistinct chatter]
[heavy breathing]
[door shuts]
[dog barking in distance]
[tense music]
[electricity buzzing]
Man on TV: And the
stay-at-home order is that
most states have implemented.
Another state today issued
a stay-at-home order,
South Carolina.
That brings the total number of
Americans under such an order,
the total percentage to more
than 97% of the country.
Still there are seven states
that don't have
an order in place,
Arkansas, Iowa, North Dakota
Nebraska, South Dakota,
Utah, and Wyoming.
You should know that
Dr. Anthony Fauci
said this evening
that Iowa and Nebraska
have instituted rules very
similar to stay-at-home orders.
The other treat tonight, the
treat to our front line
defenders in hospitals
who tested positive for virus,
and the medical supplies
that multiple governors
say they must outbid
each other for.
Illinois governor said today
that what his state is getting
for strategic national
stock pile is, quote,
mere fraction
what we asked for...
Jesus, what the fuc...
[grunts]
Get the fuck off me.
[grunting]
[groans]
No, no, no, no. [gasping]
[glass shatter]
No! [groaning]
[glass shatters]
Help! Somebody!
[grunts]
[groans]
No! Ah!
[intense music]
Oh, fuck!
[thudding]
[groaning]
[groans]
[grunts]
[groans]
Fuck you. [groans]
[music continues]
[panting]
[alarm blaring in distance]
[groans]
[heavy breathing]
[groaning]
[panting]
Fuck you.
[grunts] Fuck you.
Okay.
Oh, come on.
Okay.
[panting] Okay.
[soft tense music]
[car lock beeps]
[intense music]
[body thuds]
[wheel creaking]
[indistinct chatter]
[grunts]
[heavy breathing]
[chuckles]
[camera clicks]
[camera clicks]
[keys clacking]
Where's your mask?
Keep it on. We're about
to get in the car.
I'm sorry. I didn't think
I had to wear it outside.
Droplets can float eight feet
in the air. Put the mask on.
Miri, I already ran through
all my symptoms.
I've no cough.
I'm breathing fine. No fever.
And I can still taste
that garlic
from last night's linguini.
This isn't a joke, Parker.
Okay. Better?
This isn't a vacation,
it's a quarantine.
A quarantine in style.
Dude, I need to know
that you're serious.
I'm going home after this.
My dad won't make it
if he's infected.
I am. Okay? Pinky promise.
But just relax.
We can still have a little bit
of fun, right?
Right? [laughs]
Maybe. If you're lucky.
[car engine starts]
[ominous music]
[birds chirping]
[instrumental music on speaker]
[laughs]
Miri: Are you kidding me?
This is beautiful.
It just sits empty?
Well, my dad comes up here
once a year
to get drunk with his
man-friends. Tsk.
I told mom to rent it out,
but no go.
[door opens]
[gasps]
I stand corrected.
This is incredible.
Sick. Disgusting.
And it's all ours.
The only neighbor
is the Lyons' cabin,
which is about two miles
that way around the lake.
So you don't have to worry
about anyone or their droplets.
[chuckles]
Holy shit.
Seriously, I'm speechless.
I told you. I know how to 2020.
Yo, is there a Wi-Fi password?
Um... Bookcase. Taped to the
router under the stereo.
- Because I'm posting this shit.
- Shit.
Dude...
This place is awesome.
I love this.
[phones chimes]
[keys clacking]
[spray hissing]
Hello, it's freezing.
You said it's gonna be warm.
I said there would be sun.
It's April,
you can't have it all.
To quarantine. Boo!
Oop, everyone's conversing
about that guy in your Insta.
[chuckles] Benji.
I don't know,
he's actually really cute.
And I would've kept him
a little while longer
if he hadn't completely
ghosted me.
- Is DJ mad about it?
- Who cares?
Bitch, you care. You just don't
want to admit it.
I don't care.
And if DJ cares,
you know that's his own problem.
Okay. [chuckles]
[phones chimes]
Miri.
"Jump in. Water's fine."
What the fuck? Who is this?
I don't know. I got one earlier
on today saying, "Having fun?"
That's fucking creepy, Parker.
Parker: Could just be DJ using
one of his frat friend's phone.
He's probably just trying to
fuck with us, right?
Hmm, I don't know,
could be anyone.
Guess we both posted we
were coming to the lake, so...
Okay, blocked. Problem solved.
[screams]
[tense music]
[birds chirping]
[tense music]
[door closes]
[indistinct TV chatter]
...and really working closely
with the state.
But we really have to make sure
we can contact trace rapidly.
Obviously, you know, including
yourself and Dr. Fauci...
Fauci, drink.
Great.
Ah!
So we have, uh,
at taskforce level, we have...
Deborah Birx is kind of a babe.
Uh, Doctor Birx.
[laughs]
Okay, what sorority
would you peg her for?
Uh...
Gamma Phi.
[chuckles] She loves
her scarves, dude.
[vehicle approaching]
Uh...
Did you invite other people?
No, I told you I wouldn't.
Maybe it's like... Postmates?
With the wrong address?
Not possible. We're the only
people around here.
[tense music]
Who is that?
I don't know.
Why is he just sitting there?
I'll go see what's up.
Oh. Do not go out there.
Why, are you scared?
Yes, I'm scared. It could be
Jason Vorhees out there.
Impossible.
It's Saturday the 4th.
[car door shuts]
It's probably just one of my
Dad's friends checking on us.
You know my Mom's paranoid...
Wait.
Parker: What?
Miri's not playing.
What?
[tense music]
[doorbell rings]
Who's there?
[banging on door]
I... identify yourself!
[doorbell rings]
[banging on door]
Fuck it. Give me the knife.
Give me the knife.
Be careful.
[tense music]
Parker: Hello?
Hello?
Where'd he go?
I... I don't like this...
[screams] Oh, my God.
DJ?
- What the fuck, you asshole?
- Shh!
Why didn't you answer us before?
'Cause I'm on the phone.
On the phone.
Oh. Sir, yeah, I appreciate
the opportunity.
Um... if you need to see any
more illustrations or designs,
I could totally...
Oh...
Yeah... yeah, no... no worries.
Alright, have...
Hello?
What are you doing?
Trying to get an internship
for the fall.
No, no, no...
DJ, what are you doing here?
Oh! You came all this
way to see me, DJ?
That is so, so sweet.
I... i... it's so good to...
What the fuck are you
doing in my house?
Okay, okay, okay.
I... just, I wanted to see you.
Why didn't you announce
yourself?
'Cause I was on the phone,
Your Highness.
[chuckles] Okay. And your mask?
I...
I thought you were spending
quarantine alone?
- Alone with Miri, yes.
- Hi. Yep, that's me.
Whose truck is that outside?
I... I borrowed Jackson's.
Mine's leaking
transmission fluid.
[chuckles] Okay.
You know you could've
called or texted
before you just showed up here.
Well, you would've said no.
I would've said "no"
because I wanted to be alone!
With me.
Look, are really going
to make me leave?
After I drove all this way?
[sighs]
Fine! Fine!
If you respect the six feet rule
and put your fucking mask on.
[whirring]
How'd you know I was here?
Your Instagram.
You're a compulsive
poster, Parker.
And then, I remembered
that time we came out here,
and I met your mom and dad...
I was feeling pretty nostalgic.
And... I was kinda hoping
we could talk about some...
What do you wanna talk about?
Oh, well, you see,
I could tell you, Miri.
But you'd have to get really,
really, really close to me.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
What are you making?
I haven't named it yet.
[whirring]
[lighter clicks]
[bell rings]
Literally how people get sick.
We're too young to get sick.
You should know that, Dr. Miri.
Young people are
testing positive, too.
Spring break in Miami
did not turn out well.
Hope I could have my own
individual joint,
I might possibly partake.
Oh!
Okay.
The basement is calling.
What's in the basement?
[upbeat music]
[music continues]
So back home, we have all of
these strawberry patches, right.
So you can basically pick
your own strawberries
and then pay by the basket.
It's real nice.
So, my Aunt Libby's
sister-in-law's cousin
has a niece who knew this lady
who pulled over
to pick some strawberries,
and she had her newborn baby
in her car with her, right.
So she gets out of the car
and she leaves the baby in the
car seat with her milk bottle
and leaves the door open,
so she can hear the
baby cries or anything.
Well, the mom,
she's picking berries,
time goes by,
and then it occurs to her
that the baby
hasn't made a sound.
So she goes to check and
you know what she finds?
She finds a snake in
the baby's mouth.
What? Oh, God.
DJ: Yeah, and the mom
freaks out,
and so she pulling the snake,
but she doesn't realize
how far down the baby's throat
the snake has crawled.
So when she pulls the snake out,
the baby's insides come with it.
Baby intestines
were everywhere...
Oh, my God.
That's so fucking gross!
True story. Swear to God.
Yeah. That's anatomically
impossible.
DJ: No, 'cause, 'cause...
I don't think a snake can crawl
into a baby's mouth, right?
Well, hold on. No.
That's not true.
'Cause the... the baby
just had milk, right?
And snakes are attracted
to milk,
and my Aunt Libby is a Christian
who doesn't lie.
Miri: Okay, um...
Hate to break it to you, but
Aunt Libby's story is
an old urban legend
that migrated from Europe
which derived
from a folktale called
the "Bosom Serpent."
DJ: Well, Miri.
Once again, your brain has
ruined a perfectly good time.
Miri: I'm sorry to hear that
because I had so much fun,
but I'm going to bed.
Goodnight, guys.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Hey, pancakes in the morning?
Miri: Oh, my God, he thinks
he's getting breakfast...
[clanking]
So...
Yes.
Quarantine can be fun, you know?
You mean, yeah, it was until
you showed up, uninvited.
[chuckles]
Yeah, well, you know
why I'm here.
I honestly don't, so say just...
you know, say what's on
your mind or I'm going to bed.
Fine.
Hey!
Who the fuck is this clown?
Oh, God. Benji.
One of their roommates
I coaxed out
of his room
to come to the party.
So he was nice and hot.
Did you two hook up?
Well, okay, do you, like, care
about this Benji dude or what?
It doesn't matter
if I did or didn't.
We were never exclusive, DJ.
I can do what I want.
And what you wanted to do was
make out with a random dude
in front of three friends
of mine that are
all addicted to social media.
Yeah, you wanted me
to see this, Parker.
I'm sorry if I did something
to offend you.
DJ: You're not sorry.
You're not.
You want me to be angry.
And it's fucked up
that you're constantly
trying to piss me off.
So you haven't hooked up with
half of Pi Phi since Thursday?
- No. I haven't.
- Well, you should have.
That was our deal, DJ.
We're not a couple, that's the
message I'm trying to convey.
Yeah, but we have something
and you know it,
or else you wouldn't be
trying to sabotage it.
Jesus, why does
everybody trying to
fucking analyze me all the time?
I'm not, I'm not.
I just want you to be honest.
That's all I ask, Parker.
Okay.
There's something between us.
Yeah, and it's real.
- It's late. I'm going to bed.
- Hey...
Um...
I'm sorry.
I know you drove all this way,
but you're not going to hear
what you want to hear.
Okay.
[pensive music]
DJ: I'll leave in the morning
and...
Goodnight, DJ.
[door opens]
[door shuts]
[tense music]
[insects chirping]
[car beeps]
[car beeps]
[sighs]
[music continues]
[sniffles]
Damn!
It's okay.
How'd it go with DJ?
Nah.
Was he mad about the post?
Oh, yeah.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Well, you got what you wanted.
It's obvious. He loves you.
You should let him.
But you're not going to, huh?
Probably not.
[sighs]
You are text book, Parker.
You're shut off from anything
close to a feeling.
You're emotionally distancing.
Thank you for the
bed-time psychobabble.
Miri: It's fine,
you can keep deflecting.
I'm gonna keep poking you
because I love you.
Great.
Maana.
I know you're just
trying to help.
And it just...
It doesn't seem like it,
but... I am listening.
Love you!
Get out of here.
[tense music]
[clock ticking]
[music continues]
[switch clicks]
[music continues]
[water running]
[phone chimes]
[tense music]
[snoring]
[phone chimes]
[music continues]
[music continues]
Parker?
[music continues]
[music continues]
[upbeat music on speakers]
I try to discover
[muffled singing]
Seriously?
That you gimme no reason
Why you make-a-me work
so hard
That you gimme no
that you gimme no
Soul I hear you calling...
DJ... [gasps]
Shh-shh!
There's somebody in the house.
Where's your phone?
It's gone.
Mine, too.
[music stops]
- Miri.
- Hey, no, no, no, wait, wait.
Can you get down from there?
- Yeah, yeah!
- Okay. Okay.
Take the keys, I'll get Miri.
Go!
[whimpering]
[panting]
[tense music]
Miri! Miri!
[gasps]
No! No! [grunts]
Miri: DJ!
Miri, go!
[grunts]
- Miri, go!
- Okay.
[car lock beeps]
[grunts]
[car horn honking]
[screams]
[intense music]
[car starts]
Who is that guy?
I don't know.
[grunting]
[groans]
[honking continues]
[screaming]
[grunts]
[honking continues]
Fuck you, dude.
[screams]
[gasps]
[screams]
Go!
[groaning]
Oh, my God! Where's DJ?
[shuddering] He's coming.
Miri: He's hurt. He's hurt.
Miri.
Miri, be ready to gun it.
Parker, be careful, okay?
[screaming]
[bone crunches]
[car honking]
[indistinct yelling]
Parker, come on!
Go!
[engine revving]
Miri: He's onto us!
[engine revving]
[thudding]
Fuck, let's go!
- Come on, Miri!
- God, it's stuck.
Parker, it's struck.
[revving]
Go!
Oh, my God. What's he doing?
[screams] Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! [screams]
- Oh, let's go!
- This way!
Parker: Miri, go!
[tense music]
[footsteps]
- Hurry.
- Let's go! Let's go!
[screams] Ah! Go, hurry!
[door slams]
We need a fucking phone.
We need a fucking phone!
[panting]
[intense music]
[door slams]
- We're trapping ourselves.
- Trust me.
We used to do this
when we I was a kid.
[grunts]
Fuck, it's stuck.
Please help me.
Okay. [grunting]
[banging on door]
Why is he doing this?
I don't know.
He's fucking crazy.
[grunting]
Miri: No!
Parker!
Fucking asshole.
[groans]
[door shuts]
[glass shattering]
What are you... Parker?
Miri: Parker, I can't. I can't.
[tense music]
This is too high.
No, it's not. Just follow
exactly what I'm doing.
Miri: I can't...
Okay.
Miri: Oh, fuck! Oh!
[glass shattering]
[screaming] No. No!
[thudding]
Miri!
Oh, God!
[tense music]
[panting]
[screaming] Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
[screams]
[groans] Get off me!
Get off me!
[clanking]
[groaning]
[grunts]
[clanking]
[groaning]
[thudding]
[grunting]
[grunts]
[heavy breathing]
[door creaks]
[soft tense music]
[crying] No!
[screams]
[gasping]
Parker! Parker, it's broken.
- Can you get up?
- It's broken. I can't move.
It's not just one guy.
There's two of them.
[man screams]
Miri: Where is he?
- He's in the kitchen.
- Act dead.
- Don't leave. Don't leave me.
You can do it. Do it now.
Okay?
[man panting]
[rock clatters]
[panting]
[intense music]
[panting]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[tense music]
[panting]
[whimpering]
[music continues]
Miri: Shit!
[groans]
Fuck!
[gasping]
[creaking]
[screams]
[sobbing]
[gasping]
[screaming]
[screams]
[screams]
Fuck!
[groans]
[screams]
[water splashes]
[grunts]
[clanking]
[Miri groaning]
[coughs]
[gasping]
[coughing]
[panting]
[groans]
[grunts]
[sobbing]
[knocking on door]
[sobs] Mr. Lyons!
Mr. Lyons!
[banging]
[sobbing]
[knock on window]
[panting]
My God! [groans]
[grunting]
[gasps]
[cries]
[footsteps approaching]
[tense music]
[sobbing]
[panting]
[panting]
[tense music]
I'm going to give you
to the count
of five to get out of my house.
Or I will shoot you dead,
you understand? One...
Mr. Lyons, please,
he's trying to kill me.
- We have to call the police...
- Two...
Mr. Lyons, my family lives
in the house across the lake...
- Four...
- I grew up... Carly!
Your daughter's name is Carly
and you used to take us tubing.
[Parker sobs]
Uh... You're Miranda's kid?
We have to call
the police, please!
- I need to use your phone.
- Come on there.
Come on there, phone's this way.
[tense music]
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
[tense music]
[machine whirring]
[panting]
[clanking]
[groaning]
[intense music]
[screaming]
[grunts]
[sobs]
[panting]
[tense music]
[man groans]
[panting]
[grunts]
Parker: Fuck! Get off of me.
Help! Help!
[grunting]
[grunts]
[tense music]
Ow!
[grunts]
Please help me! Stop.
Stop! Help me!
Pamela: Oh, my God.
Are you alright?
- What's going on?
- He's trying to kill me!
Just one moment.
[tense music]
- Who's that man?
- I don't know.
- Where's your mask?
- What?
Your mask. You have a mask,
don't you? Your mask?
No, I don't have a fucking mask.
Oh, then I can't let you in.
It's... it's not safe.
Are you fucking
kidding me, lady? Please!
Well, let me check,
I may have an extra.
Parker: Lady, please.
Yes, okay, here.
Put... put this on!
It's... it's sterile.
Woman: Okay, hurry up, get in.
[tense music]
Parker: Unlock the door!
- Unlock the door!
- Okay.
[sobbing] Drive, please, lady.
[tense music]
This mask...
smells like...
Chloroform?
[panting]
[car approaching]
[gasping]
[gasps]
Parker!
[whimpers]
- Where do you want her?
- Over there.
Ah!
[tense music]
[fire crackling]
Pamela: Okay, hold still.
[gasping]
Pamela: Okay.
[coughs]
Now we wait.
[tense music]
Where's Jeb? Where is he?
[sobs]
He's in the kitchen.
Pamela: Oh, no, no, no, no!
Man: That boy in the kitchen...
he's my son,
and you killed him.
Pamela: She did a lot more
than that.
Do you know why we're here?
[upbeat music on phone]
That video is compliments
of @LoriLegs21,
#EndOfTheWorldParty,
FuckedUp, CovidOnMyFace.
#2020SucksDonkeyDick.
#FuckCovid.
She's not figuring it out.
[tense music]
[sighs]
Pamela: Did you enjoy
the party, Parker?
Jason: Do you even remember it?
Do you know the boy
you were kissing?
Benji?
Pamela: Just Benji?
Benji is just some guy
we met at the party.
Pamela: You're very intimate
with someone that you just met.
Parker: So what?
I made out with
some guy at the party!
[sobs] I don't even know.
It didn't mean anything!
Maybe not to you.
[gasping]
[intense music]
[gasping]
[coughs]
So selfish your generation.
I mean, heaven forbid you miss a
keg party or... or spring break.
Who the fuck are you people?
That boy that
you were kissing, Benji,
he... he's my youngest son.
He was one of the seven people
you infected at that party.
Was? Pamela: Three days ago...
Benji died alone
in a hospital bed.
But, I don't...
I don't have it.
Jason: I told you she wouldn't
admit to anything.
I know, show her the test.
Show her the test
Honey, it takes a few minutes.
You people are fucking crazy.
- And you're fucking dead!
- No!
[intense music]
[whimpering]
[gasping]
Pamela: How does it feel
to not know when you're gonna
get your last breath?
To feel like you're going to
die, scared and alone?
How does that feel?
It could've been anyone. I...
I'm not sick...
You infected that party!
We even did the tracing and we
found the man who gave it you.
Tyler Murphy.
But don't worry,
we took care of him.
I'm not sick!
I don't have COVID!
Well, you're positive.
You're asymptomatic.
[sobs]
Pamela: Oh, no, no, no...
Don't cry.
Take responsibility
for your selfishness.
This didn't have to happen.
I mean, where was
your fucking mask?
Where was his?
This is your fault!
It's your fault, you hear me.
You did this!
Hon, your mask.
What about DJ?
And my friend Miri, huh?
What did they do?
Pamela:
Well, per CDC guidelines,
you were meant
to quarantine alone,
so that is on you.
Jason: What the hell?
Pamela: What? What is it?
Jason:
Someone's using the Wi-Fi.
[tense music]
Pamela: It has to be the friend.
- She's dead.
- Make sure. Make sure.
Jason: Goddammit!
Oh! [chuckles]
Oh, my God!
You don't want Miri.
You want me.
She doesn't deserve this. I do.
Wow! Look who suddenly found
some integrity.
[machine whirring]
Please, you can do what
ever you want with me.
Just don't hurt her.
[tense music]
How do you think you're going to
get away with this?
The police will find you.
Your fingerprints,
DNA is everywhere.
Pamela: Irresponsible girls
can cause irresponsible
fires that burn down the house.
[machine whirring]
Fires happen all the time.
[machine whirring]
It's tragic.
[glass shatters]
[glass shatters]
[panting]
We have to go.
[tense music]
Parker: Shit!
Come on. Okay, this way.
[door slams]
Where the fuck are you?
Pam!
Pamela!
[soft tense music]
[fire crackling]
[music continues]
[door creaks]
[machine whirring]
[groans]
[spray hisses]
[screaming]
[tense music]
Let's go!
[tense music]
[panting]
- They destroyed the cars.
- Doesn't matter.
Come on!
Be calm, it's okay. It's okay.
We're gonna be okay.
[groans] We're gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.
[instrumental music]
[birds chirping]
Okay! Fuck!
Keys are in it.
Hit the door.
- Careful.
- Okay.
Parker: Try and start it.
Alright. Battery's good.
[grunting]
[engine cranking]
Miri: This is not working.
Battery's not working.
[engine cranking]
Parker: It might need fuel.
[engine cranking]
Got it.
[screams]
[grunting]
[screams]
[indistinct shout]
I'll fucking kill you!
You killed him!
[tense music]
Get out there.
It's all your fuckin' fault!
[groans]
[grunts]
I said I was sorry!
Miri, Miri. Miri!
[screams]
[fire whooshing]
[Pamela screaming]
[fire crackling]
[screaming]
[birds chirping]
[door creaks]
[birds chirping]
[mellow music]
[siren wailing in distance]
[tires screeching]
[siren wailing]
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[suspenseful music]
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[mellow music]
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