Sneaky Links (2023) Movie Script
(dramatic music)
(upbeat hip-hop music)
(man snores)
- Look at him.
This pussy done put his
ass to sleep.
Another fan, another night.
My man probably at home
watching game reruns,
not even thinking about
little old me.
(upbeat hip-hop music continues)
("Sneaky Link" by Mz Brown Suga)
I got a good man
Yeah, he's all right with me
All of the bills are
paid on time
Plus I get what I need
There's just one problem.
I know it ain't me
No matter how hard I try,
this man can't satisfy me
I know it's wrong for a
woman to cheat
But it ain't cheatin'
if it don't get caught
Hey, hey, I need me a
sneaky link
Somebody that can
love me right
I ain't never leavin' home,
just keep me satisfied
I need me a sneaky link
Ooh, no strings attached
Don't get involved too
deep when you're sticking
Just keep it at that
(Trinity sighs)
(test rattles)
(Trinity sighs)
(phone rings)
- Trinity, what did
the test say?
- It said I wasn't pregnant.
- That's good, so you
not pregnant.
- I mean it didn't say that
I wasn't either, Tammy.
- Trinity, this is like your
third time taking the test
and you still don't know
how to take it?
- I know.
- (giggles) Listen, I got this
interview I gotta do tonight,
so I'm gonna call you, okay?
- Okay, whatever, later.
- Don't sound sad,
when I get time,
I'll bring a test over there
and I have to watch you take it.
- (laughs) Okay, love you.
- All right, gotta go.
- Bye.
(sighs) Fuck.
- The girl is crazy.
I ain't gonna lie.
I need to be more loose and
dumb like my little sister.
I had to learn the hard way,
you gotta use protection.
I had a scare one time
and one time only.
Got to be more careful.
(doorbell rings)
(doorbell rings)
This must be them.
(smooth jazz music)
Tammy.
- Robin, come on in.
(women kiss)
- I do love shades, get all
that over there, Jonathan.
Beautiful.
Ooh.
(smooth jazz music continues)
This chair is so comfortable.
I could just die here.
It's like the lifestyle of
the rich and famous, you know.
Let's get back to the interview.
Thank you.
Okay.
Three, two.
Welcome back to another
episode of "The Robin Show."
And it's me, Robin.
Today, I'm sitting with
the city's queen of weave,
Miss Tammy Folks.
Those who are new to this,
Tammy makes over $10,000 a week
as a social media influencer.
You can catch her
modeling various wigs,
waist trainers, outfits,
and more.
So Tammy, tell me, how did you
start off as an influencer?
- Well, Robin, about three
years ago I started off
like anyone else,
I was posting on social media.
My posts started going viral
and then companies started
hitting me up to be
ambassador for their companies
and now I get over hundreds,
thousands of likes.
- Well, okay, okay.
Well that's a lot of likes,
must bring a lot of money.
So what did you do with
your first big check?
So besides that car outside,
I bought this beautiful house.
- And what a
beautiful house it is.
I mean, it is stunning,
you guys.
And I also hear that
you're dating
and your boyfriend Jewels,
he's into real estate, right.
One of the most successful
African-American men in our
city.
- Yes he is and he does
very well for himself.
- Your whole face lights
up when I mention his name.
So where is Jewels?
- He should be here
any moment now.
- Oh, well, while we wait,
do you mind if we take
a tour of your house?
- Yeah, I mean that's fine.
- Okay, awesome.
Y'all know I can't get up.
Thank you, Jonathan.
Oh, bless you.
I'll follow.
And you can tell you're
into your art and culture.
Make sure you get all of that,
too.
- Most definitely.
- Ooh.
Look who's home?
Go get him, yeah.
Oh, hey, look who's home.
- Hey.
- Hi,
I'm Robin with "The Robin Show."
- Okay.
- Me and my thousands
of viewers have just
been waiting to meet you.
- Hey, what's up everybody?
- And I hope this doesn't
come off as crazy,
like who the hell are
these people, am I right?
- No, no, of course not,
it's perfectly fine.
Tammy, you know, she told me
you guys would be here today.
- And so good to know
we weren't a surprise.
Well, you and Tammy made
such a beautiful couple,
three years strong,
is that right?
- Three amazing years, Robin.
- Oh okay.
So it's so good to see
you as a very important
real estate agent and Tammy
as a very popular influencer.
So when do you plan on
popping the question?
- Oh, I'm thinking when
the time is right
I'm gonna be popping that
question, Robin.
- Well you heard it here
first on "The Robin Show."
These two have everything
going for themselves,
the time is right now,
don't you think?
And cut.
- Baby, this shit going
crazy, you seen this?
- Yeah, I watched it a
few nights ago.
- Don't spoil it for me.
- I'm like, it's not
even that funny.
- You crazy as hell.
This shit going crazy right
now, look at that shit.
- I'm gonna go get me a
glass of water.
- Okay, hurry back, you
gonna miss everything.
Yo, this is the craziest
I've ever seen.
(smooth R&B music)
- [Tammy] See, this the
shit I be talking about.
A bitch needs some excitement,
okay,
some stimulation.
I know I can't be hot like
all the time, but damn.
- [Trinity] You didn't
call or come, Tammy, damn.
It's okay, though.
I had to go out. I don't
think I'm pregnant anyway.
I'm out here with Yaya,
we at Chinko's,
so just call me back.
- Damn, sis.
- Text me later.
- But this is perfect, this
is exactly what I needed,
an excuse to get out of
this motherfucker.
(smooth R&B music)
- Jewels, I'm about go
meet my sister at Chinko's.
- Chinko's?
Baby, who still goes to
Chinko's nowadays?
- I guess Trinity and
her friends.
- All right baby, look, I want
y'all to be safe out there.
You know two niggers just got
shot up over there, right?
(television chatters)
(Jewels laughs)
Chinko's.
(smooth R&B music)
- I'm just so glad we get
to catch up with each other,
get a little cute drink.
- Yes, we can it's long overdue.
Bartender, can we get a
shot of Patron, please?
- Okay, and make that two.
We don't wanna end up like
we did the other night.
You laughing.
- So what you been up to?
- Shit, how about you?
- You want a little this,
a little that?
Up to it, down to it, fuck
those who don't do it,
we do it, 'cause we used to it.
Yaya, what happened
the other night?
- You know what, bitch,
I forgot, I don't know.
(pair laughs)
- Girl, no.
That was good.
- Ladies, ladies, how
y'all doing?
What's going on, looking
all fine over here.
- Thank you.
- Y'all down to smoke?
- Smoke what?
- I got that kush going,
that good, good.
- I mean we can do a
little one too or whatever.
- All right, let's go,
- Let's make it happen.
(smooth R&B music continues)
I swear a broken heart is
worse than a heart attack
This doesn't mean we
can't be cool
But I refuse to
play your fool
I know you're not coming
to spend the night
Caress me with those
beautiful eyes
But there nigger laying
up in my place
Especially if he ain't
paying no bills
I'm so sorry but I
gotta keep it real
- Hold up.
Is that,
is that Tammy Folks?
What is you, oh my god,
what is you doing in here?
- Yeah, you know me?
- Oh my god, I like all your
posts and stuff on Instagram.
I be having to hide my phone,
my girl think I'm sneaky
linking and stuff
but I support everything you do.
- Thank you.
- Matter of face,
shit, I gotta get a picture.
I know she might be mad with me.
Word, word, word.
Yeah, I'm gonna post
this on my page.
I ain't gonna do it right
now 'cause she
might be looking but yeah.
- Okay.
- So what you
drinking on tonight, though?
- Um, can you get me a
pink panties?
- See that's the house special,
you made the right choice.
(smooth music)
- Thank you.
- You know what, motherfucker,
get your toast up.
(smooth music continues)
Ooh.
Man, I just sold a pink
panties for Tammy Folks?
I wasn't even supposed to work
tonight, that made my day.
- If I done you a favor,
you mind doing me a favor?
- Anything, what's up?
- I've been looking
for my sister.
Have you seen her tonight?
- Ooh, yeah, Trinity,
Yaya, they was in here
about five minutes ago,
like you just missed them.
- Did they leave with anybody?
- Some dude who be at the
bar all the time here.
Why, what's wrong?
- Okay, nothing,
everything is fine.
- You sure?
- I gotta go, yeah.
What'd you say your
name was again?
- My name's Terry.
- All right, thank you Terry.
- All right, have a nice night.
- [Tammy] You too.
(smooth music continues)
- Tammy, what's up?
- Hey Port, how are you?
- Looking good as always.
- I know, thank you.
- You should let me take you
to get a drink or something.
Where you going in such a hurry?
- I'm going home, I was
here to meet my sister
but she already left.
- Damn, you're looking soft,
too.
- Yeah, that's about the only
thing that's soft for it.
- I mean, where you going
in such a hurry?
- Port, I just told you I
was going home.
- Well, at least lemme
walk you to the car then.
- All right, you can
walk me to my car.
- Well, here you go, you be a
hot piece and you deserve it.
It's getting hot out here.
- Oh yeah.
Damn.
- You like it?
I got bigger since last, with
all this training I'm doing.
- Yeah, I might need
some training.
- Well, I mean, what
you wanna do?
- Port, you supposed to
be walking me to my car.
(car starts)
You heard what my man said,
be careful at Chinko's,
it's dangerous.
Well, I'm taking the
proper precaution.
(phone rings)
- Good morning, Tammy.
- Good morning, Stephanie.
- Ew, girl, you sound
horrible in the mornings.
Anyways, I'm watching
you on "The Robin Show,"
This could be big for
your career.
Why aren't you watching it?
- Oh my god.
- Oh my god, what?
Tammy, where are you?
- Good morning, gorgeous.
- Who is that?
That doesn't sound like Jewels.
- Stephanie, I gotta go.
- Looks like you slept good.
Who the hell are you
and where the hell am I?
- Baby, what's wrong?
- Oh my gosh,
where are my clothes?
- Hold on, I thought we was at
least gonna go get breakfast.
- No, no.
What's your name again?
- Port, the name you
called last night.
- Well, Port, don't
tell nobody about this.
As a matter of fact, forget
that you ever met me.
- What you mean, Tammy?
Come on.
- No, no.
Stay right there.
Nuh uh, I can't (grumbles).
Oh my God, what did I just do?
I know what I did and
it was good.
As a matter of fact,
it was amazing.
My second or third time
hooking up with him
and I'll do it again.
Damn, Jewels is here.
He is so stupid.
But it's no sweat, boo.
- Hey baby.
- Hey.
- Whoa, I hope you had
a good time last night.
You smell like Trinity.
- Jewels, I told you
don't be talking
about my sister like that.
- Hey listen, it ain't my fault
your sister loose as hell.
Let me guess, you went to
go save her again, huh?
I mean, I'm just thinking since
it's not so late in the day
it wasn't jail or stuck
in a ditch again, right?
You know what,
I don't even want to
hear the story right now.
I don't wanna fuck up
my day with the fuckery.
Just please, go get a
shower, clean yourself up.
You smell like a
fucking liquor house.
(shower runs)
- I bet he trying to go
through my phone right now.
He knows the password but
I'm not worried.
I have two or three that I
switch out from time to time.
You gotta stay two steps ahead.
(upbeat jazz music)
Yes (giggles).
Hello.
Come on over, the door's open.
(upbeat jazz music continues)
Look at this.
Hey, girl.
- Hey.
- Stephanie, we inside now,
you can take off your
damn glasses.
But girl, my new product just
sold out in like 20 minutes.
- Girl, after "The Robin Show"
all your products should
be selling out.
- Yeah, being on "The
Robin Show" and doing
those other little podcasts
I was doing, really pushing.
- So who was that this morning?
- Who was who?
- Uh, it was the good morning,
gorgeous.
And don't even say Jewels
since his ass don't even
talk like that.
- Does it matter, Stephanie?
- I'm just saying, girl,
it can be bad for business,
you out here cheating on
Jewels like that.
- See, you worried about
the wrong shit.
Let me go get dressed and
let's go get something to eat.
- A salad, some grilled
chicken, and a vinegarette
can be good right now.
- Whatever, come on--
- This conversation
is not over, Tammy.
- Let's go.
Y'all thought I was about to
spill the tea, didn't you?
Why, because she's my friend?
I mean we cool,
Stephanie is my girl,
but one thing I learned is
you can't do dirt
around your girl,
especially if she ain't
doing nothing.
Not only because she would tell
but these bitches be having
some secret animosity.
They be wanting to get
up on your man's dick.
But I ain't giving them
the reason or the excuse.
I mean yeah, she is
my best friend,
but some shit I
would never tell.
(peaceful jazz music)
So you just gonna stare
at me this whole time?
- I'm waiting for you to
tell me who that man was
when I called you this morning.
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
Maybe you're hearing things.
- I know what I heard.
Sneaky link, they
mad at my sneaky link
He rolling that paper,
we eating ox tails
Ignoring them naysayers,
bottle of Zonks
I finally made it
Married again for
his benefits
I'm having my way,
so get out of the way
Before I your smash on
your husband
- Oh, she pretty.
- Oh yeah man, thanks man.
You know your dog is
pretty cool too, bro.
- Thank you man.
Yo, you Jewels, right?
- Yeah.
- Boyfriend of influencer,
Tammy Folks, right.
- Yeah, yeah.
So you into blogs, man?
- Nah, my name's Marcus.
- Oh, hey Marcus.
- My wife Precious,
though, she's a big fan,
big fan, big fan.
So I can't help her but
to see a little bit of it.
- Oh cool, man, nah man, I
definitely totally get it man.
- It was nice to meeting you,
though.
Take care of that dog, too.
Both of them.
- Okay, bro.
All right, man, it was
nice to meet you, too.
(peaceful music)
- Tammy.
- You must be Mr. Mann.
- I am, it's nice meeting you.
Thanks for meeting on
such short notice.
I know you in high demand
now since you're getting
all those offers.
- Yeah, that's correct.
- Good, well like I mentioned,
I got a waist liner trainers.
I'm coming out with two new
ones within the next two months
and I wanted to give you first
crack at doing some promo,
taking some pictures, some
videos with it.
- Yeah, you know I'm all
about my bag, sure, of course.
- Okay, cool, and I
know you did some promo
for some other way
waist trainers,
but mine are completely
different now,
so you shouldn't have any
issues with it.
- No, none at all.
- Cool.
- Fred, I didn't know
you was in a meeting.
- No problem, hey, have
you had the pleasure
of meeting Miss Tammy Folks.
- Seen you on "The Robin
Show" a couple weeks ago.
I had emailed you some
about some promotions
for our new products.
- Okay, yes, what's your
email and your product?
- Don't even worry
about that email.
How about we discuss
it over drinks?
- Yeah, we can do that.
I'm free around 5:30,
6:00 p.m. for a meeting.
- I do six.
- Okay, that sounds good.
- Cool, I'm excited
for all of us.
It sound like a good deal.
- Sound good.
- Damn, he look like he
got a big dick.
All I can think about is
what he might be holding.
Mm.
He wants me, too.
Just say the word, Jermaine.
(smooth jazz music)
(couple softly converses)
(smooth R&B music)
- Tammy Folks, can I
please have an autograph?
- Yeah.
- My name's Trish.
- To Trish, with luck,
Tammy Folks.
- There you go.
- Oh thank you,
thank you so much, I'm about
to post this, thank you.
- No problem, make
sure you tag me.
- I most definitely will.
- Okay.
- Tammy, that's crazy man.
That's how I know our products
are gonna do good together.
So let us do another drink.
- No, it's okay, I already
had two drinks.
- Don't be acting like that.
- I ain't even drank this one.
- One more drink.
- One more.
- Bartender, get me and the
lady right here another drink.
Matter of fact, get everybody
here something to drink.
- Yeah!
- Everybody turn up, yes sir.
(smooth R&B music)
(Tammy sighs)
Boy the things you do
make me wanna sing to you
Tell me when we gonna lay
Tell me when we gonna lay
- All these diamonds on my
chain got me dancing round this,
Martin Luther King,
black cocoa on my
put your cocoa on my,
diamonds on my wrist.
Ooh, yes sir.
Ooh, let go, build it like
you crazy, got my baby
trying to drive me crazy.
- Ew.
His dick was whack.
As a matter of fact, it
was horrible.
What should I say?
What should I do?
Fuck it, let me run the outta
here before he comes out.
Niggers with big egos,
dick can be so weak.
- (muffled singing) Tammy,
that's you?
(upbeat music)
- Let me take a photo with you.
- Tammy, you good?
Could've at least told me bye.
That's crazy.
(upbeat R&B music)
I refuse to play those games.
I can't let yo in my place
In my place, no, no
Not gonna let him
spend the night
Caress me with those
beautiful eyes
But ain't no nigger
laying up in my place
Especially if he ain't
paying no bills
I'm so sorry but I
gotta keep it real
Sorry, baby, I'm just
not the one
You just wanna hit and run
I refuse to play those games
I can't let you in my place
In my place, no, no
- [Radio] What's up
y'all, It's your boy Andy.
And for those of y'all
just tuning in,
Carolina's own Jim Hamilton
and his fiance just bought
a mansion downtown in the city.
Now if you don't know who
his fiance is,
it's Megan, if you
don't know who Megan is,
she's a social media influencer.
And man, you got the queen of
weed and Megan in the city.
Man, I can't believe this.
It's about to go down,
so hey, just tune in
and I'm gonna let y'all
know, keep y'all updated
on what's gonna happen.
- Hey, Tammy.
Where are you right now?
Look, Jim Hamilton is
looking to meet with you.
Turn the radio on.
Look, I don't know what
any of that means,
but I told you Megan's
about to become
your biggest competition.
You need to hit Jim up ASAP.
All right, I'll talk
to you later.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
- Damn, Tammy Folks,
is that you?
Shit.
- Yeah, it's me.
- I'm gonna get that one, too.
- You wanna take one together?
(upbeat music)
We good.
(Tammy laughs)
You don't knock anymore, huh?
- Girl, you need to see this.
Look at Megan.
- [Robin] Influencer
Megan and her NFL fiance,
Jim Hamilton, has just moved
into this brand new home
and I'm here with the exclusive.
- Oh my God, thank you so much,
Robin,
for having me.
- Of course.
- But yes, me and Jim
both knew this would be
the best for the both of us.
- And is that a ring I see
on your finger?
- Yes, we are both engaged now.
I's got a man now, in
my Color Purple voice.
- So tell me, new ring, big
home, and a few new deals.
- Yes, Robin, I am starting
this Cooking with Megan
to showcase some new
cooking accessories.
And recently I met with Jermaine
Nelson of Nelson Industries
and he said he knew I
could promote and market
his product for this.
- Mr. J-,
yes, I know who that is,
he works with Mr. Mann,
who I've also had the honor
to sit down with, as well.
I told you she was
gonna be dangerous.
But didn't you say you had
that meeting with Mr. Mann?
Yeah, you better get on it.
- Yo, that shit was
off the chain, mad dog,
- It was.
- I'm trying to tell you.
- It was.
- Oh, damn.
Hold up, hold up.
Yo, nigger, it smell
like straight booty juice
in this piece, son,
what the fuck?
You kidding me.
- Yo,
that what you came with, too,
man.
She threw up a few times
over over here.
- The fuck wrong with these hos,
man.
- Her mouth open and shit, too,
man.
- God damn, man.
- What the hell you do,
you came here with them,
they came with you in it,
didn't it?
- These hos is done.
Yo, real talk, we need
to get some fresh girls
with some bread and some shit,
'cause these hos is nuh uh.
- Damn.
- Listen, I'm out this piece.
You gonna stay here with these
hos or what, 'cause I'm out?
- Decisions, decisions,
man, fuck new girls, man.
Get up outta here, man.
You sure don't look,
but you looking.
- Listen, if I gotta
smell the fish,
I ain't eating that shit.
- You right, it ain't
worth all of that.
- Not doing that part.
- Shit, I ain't getting asses.
(maid knocks)
- Housekeeping.
(maid knocks)
Housekeeping.
Housekeeping.
Hello, yes, I'm gonna
have to call the police
'cause I don't know
why they still in here,
it's after checkout.
(dramatic music)
Ladies, y'all need to get up.
- Hey, get the fuck up, now.
You too, come on.
Let's go.
Look, you two going to jail.
We'll talk about it downtown,
let's go.
Look, I gotta do my
other job soon.
I ain't got time to play,
get the fuck up right now,
I'm gonna put these
cuffs on you.
We can make it rough or
try to be nice.
- What the fuck?
- Come on.
Vamanos.
(dreamy music)
(Tammy knocks)
- Hi, hi Tammy, come on in.
Yeah girl, my niece Tammy
just came over.
Yeah, the one that was
on TV last week.
Girl, you know.
Exactly, go on and have a seat,
Tammy.
Okay, anyway, let's wrap this up
because I will see you
guys tonight at bingo.
Honey, when the dough starts
rolling in, she better.
(laughs) All right girl.
Yeah, all right, we'll
see you later, all right.
Tammy, I just made some
fresh sweet tea.
Would you like to have some?
- Yes, Auntie.
Okay, sure, just a second, baby.
Tammy, I saw you on
TV last week.
You're doing pretty good online,
huh?
- Yes I am, Auntie.
- That's fantastic.
So how's Jewels?
- He is doing good, he's
out of town for a few days.
- Oh yeah?
- Mmhmm.
- With his fine ass.
- You're so silly.
- All right, girl, well
you know I'm not one
to sugarcoat anything, Tammy,
and I've gotta ask you this.
When are you and this
man gonna get married
and have me some cute
little babies?
- (sighs) Not soon, but
in the future maybe.
- In the future, maybe?
You're no spring chicken,
Tammy, and neither am I.
(Tammy sighs)
Anyway, enough about that.
What's bothering you baby?
- Nothing, I just
wanted to see you.
- Wanted to see me, huh?
- Mmhmm.
- Okay, well how's Trinity?
- She is okay.
I haven't spoken with her in
a few days, I've been busy.
- I love Trinity and you too.
- I love you.
- Just continue
to look out for her
I know a lot of young
ladies wasn't born
with half of what you
young ladies have,
pretty, talented, skilled,
just continue to take
care of each other
and look out for yourself, too.
- I will, okay, Auntie.
- Um, can I help you two?
- I need to speak to Mr Mann.
- Sorry, Mr.
Mann is in a meeting.
I've been calling here all day.
You ain't got nothing
else to say?
- Mr.
Mann is in a meeting right now.
- We not leaving.
We can sit right here.
We got time today.
- I'll be back.
- Come on, Tammy, you
ain't no punk.
- Yeah, good.
- Looks good, huh?
- Mm, mm, mm.
- Well look who it is,
it's the queen of wigs.
- This is a private
meeting ladies.
Keisha, could you get security?
- Yes, sir.
- See, I told you
about this chick.
- You told her what?
That I'm taking over her
sponsors and her contacts?
She already knew that.
- So you just gonna ignore me,
Mr.
Mann?
- Ooh, you mad.
- Let me hit her one time.
- Look, ladies, ain't
nobody hitting nobody.
This is a professional
place of business.
Tammy, we decided to go
with someone else
after you had issues
with my business partner.
- What issues?
Tammy, what is he talking about?
- Tammy, what happened was
unprofessional and not
tolerated,
me and my business partner.
- Ladies, I don't know
what's going on here,
the two need to leave
this property immediately,
now, let's go.
- I'm going.
- This is some bullshit.
- Don't touch me.
- And you know, it, Mr. Mann.
- Let's go.
- Poor baby.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make it rain, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get on, come on, get
the fuck out, let's go.
- Tam, what's going on?
What aren't you telling me?
- Nothing.
- Then what is Mr.
Mann talking about?
- Nothing.
- No, he said you had an issue
with his business partner.
What is that about, Tam?
- I woke up next to his
partner, Jermaine, and.
- What you mean you woke
up next to him?
Like y'all fell asleep, right?
- We went to a bar to
discuss his product
and next thing I know I was
in a hotel in my panties.
- Ooh, you nasty.
Why you gonna tell me?
Ooh, you cheating on Jewels?
- Why are you so loud?
- Look, you a mess.
I ain't gonna say nothing,
but what if Megan find out?
What if one of your
fans find out?
This can get real nasty, Tam.
- I gotta talk to Mr Mann,
I gotta talk to Mr. Mann.
- Really get outta here today.
- Yeah.
- All right Keisha, well
you have a good night.
- Good night. Mr. Mann.
- Be careful.
- Okay.
- Oh shit, what the hell?
Tammy, what the hell
is you doing in my car?
Are you crazy?
- I just wanted to
apologize for earlier.
- Okay., behind in the
back seat of my car
like a villain stalking me
ain't helping the situation.
- Listen, nothing happened
between Jermaine and me.
I understand if you
decided to go with Megan,
I totally understand.
But I woke up next to
Jermaine after a few drinks
and I don't want him or you
telling people that shit.
I'm in the relationship,
a good one at that.
- Look Tammy, what you do
is what you do.
I ain't got no issues with that.
I'm a good guy, you seem
like a good girl.
I accept your apology.
But we need to move on past
this and you need to move
the hell on out my car.
- All right.
(door closes)
- Crazy bitch.
Shit.
- Girl, I know you're bored.
You ain't ever talked
to me this much.
But I do enjoy you
calling and coming over.
Yeah, once Jewels is
back in town,
it be poor Aunt Francine
all over again.
Did you eat?
Okay, I just made a
bowl of soup.
You can come over and
eat some bread and soup
with me if you'd like.
Tammy, all that fast food
you girls been eating,
it ain't no good for your body.
Just know one thing, if it takes
too long, I'm going to bed.
Okay.
Bye bye, see you shortly.
- See these waist
trainers are so thin
(upbeat music)
and they wrap around so
tight and firm.
See, I could breathe.
I could stretch, I
could walk or run.
See these waist trainers
were designed to keep
your body nice and tight.
(upbeat music continues)
- Oh my gosh, this is so yummy.
- Oh thank you, delicious.
You know, this is your
grandmother's recipe.
- If you don't finish yours,
I'll eat it.
- Nuh uh, I've got this.
(Tammy laughs)
- Is there any more left?
I'm not sure 'cause
Trinity came over earlier.
- Oh, so you talked to Trinity?
- I did, just for a few minutes.
Well you need to,
it's always excitement
when it comes to Trinity.
- Yeah, excitement.
- This is the fam I was
talking about.
- Oh, okay, one of the get
you one movies?
- Yes ma'am.
- Okay.
- Have you seen it already?
- Nuh uh, well, I saw
it in parts.
I didn't really see
the whole thing.
It looks like it's pretty good.
(TV chatters)
I heard they have a lot of
stuff coming out this summer.
- I'm definitely
gonna be tuned in.
- Yeah, me too.
I like their work.
- Hoo, I'm tired, I think
that suit made me sleepy.
- Mm, so good.
- Mm hmm, got me feeling
all warm and cozy.
(TV chatters)
(Tammy giggles)
- Oh gosh.
(dramatic music)
I love you.
(upbeat R&B music)
- Oh my God, is that
the Tammy Folks?
- Tammy Folks, you look
real in person.
Can I take a picture with you.
- Me too.
I know it's wrong for a
woman to cheat
- Hey, hey, y'all get
away from her.
I'm your biggest fan.
- I like Megan anyway.
- Let me buy you a drink.
- It's Okay?
- Look, I'm your biggest fan.
I'm not gonna take no for
an answer, just one shot.
- All right, just one.
- All right.
Hey bartender, hey lemme
get two shots of Fireball.
- Fireball?
- Yeah.
- Nobody drink that stuff.
- Just one shot, we
gonna take it together.
Just one gulp, okay.
That's good.
See, now can say and tell
everybody that I took a shot
with Miss Tammy Folks herself.
- Well, it's been a pleasure.
- Call me Lotti.
- Well Lotti, like I said,
it's been a pleasure.
- What, wait. you
leaving though?
- Yeah, I just came to see
if my sister was in here,
but it looks like she's not,
so I'm out.
- Well, let me walk
you to your car,
you precious cargo to me.
- All right, you can walk me.
- Tammy Folks.
(upbeat R&B music continues)
- Damn, that thing is nice.
- It is.
You say you my biggest fan,
right?
Well how much of a fan are you?
(smooth hip-hop music)
- Just break it, girl.
- You ready for mommy?
- Hell yeah.
(smooth hip-hop music continues)
- Fuck.
Oh, it's heaven, shit.
(maid knocks)
- Housekeeping.
- Gimme five minutes please,
thank you.
(maid knocks)
- Housekeeping.
- I'm leaving now, God.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
(shoes drop)
(keys clatter)
(Tammy sighs)
Hey, baby.
- Tammy, girl, I miss you.
- I miss you too, Jewels.
- Hey baby.
So you home right now?
- Yes.
- Okay, well good.
Well listen,
I hope you ain't
sitting around there
worrying about me all day.
Okay, well look, I gotta tell
you something before I forget.
My job, you know they stretched
my trip out by a week.
- Another week, Jewels?
- Yeah, I know baby.
But listen, a week is
gonna fly by quick.
I got a surprise for you,
though.
Yeah, as matter of fact, it
should be arriving shortly.
(doorbell rings)
Who's that at the door?
Okay, cool.
All right, I'm gonna stay
on the phone with you
'til you go answer it.
I wonder who can be at the door.
- Okay, hold on.
(doorbell rings)
- Tammy Folks?
- Yes.
Oh so long for this
night I prayed
That a star would
guide you my way
To share with me this
special day
There's a ribbon in
the sky for our love
- Baby, is this from you?
Oh my gosh, Jewels,
flowers are beautiful.
And the driver, he can
really sing too.
- Oh yeah baby, he sounded good,
too.
Well look, go ahead and
open up the bag, okay.
- Oh my gosh, Jewels,
I love this.
It's beautiful.
- I knew you would love it,
baby.
Hey listen, when I come back,
I want you wearing this, okay.
- Okay, I will.
- I mean we can go out
and I'm gonna dress up, too.
- You better.
- All right.
- I love you, Jewels.
- All right,
love you too baby, well look,
let me get into another one
of these long boring meetings.
All right, look, don't forget
to text me later, okay.
(Tammy giggles)
All right, bye, love you baby.
(romantic R&B music)
- Yo man, I'm really trying to
pop a question to Tammy, man.
But lately bro, she been
acting weird as fuck.
Bro, you gotta think,
you digging
an extra social media female,
bro.
You gotta expect to be put
on the back burner sometimes,
bro.
- Man, I don't even mean
to sound insecure, man.
I mean it's like the
simple shit,
like her phone for example.
That shit be ringing,
she be ignoring it, bro.
Like she sleep or some shit.
- Like she sleep?
Man, she had that phone, bro.
She had that phone, she not
asleep, she had that phone.
- I'm trying to tell you, man,
like I want to go ahead
and pop the question, man,
but I'm having doubts, bro.
- Let me ask you this, you
ever follow her around,
watch her, check on her
to see what she be doing,
and hat she getting into?
- Bro, I ain't no stalker, man.
I ain't got time to be
follow Tammy's ass
around the city, man.
- Look bro, she been doing this
blog thing for forever, bro.
So it sound like you
don't trust her,
so what makes you get these
doubts after all this time now.
- All right, peep gang.
The other day I'm walking,
right,
I run into this guy, I
don't know if it was me,
but maybe it was the weird-ass
questions he was asking,
what he was saying, whatever.
But in my mind I just
wanted to ask him, like,
where you know Tammy from?
- Bro, everybody knows
Tammy, bro, everybody.
- Nah man, nah, I'm telling you,
bro,
I felt like this dude
was like an ex-boyfriend
or something like that.
- Bro, dude might be just a fan
just like everybody else, bro.
- Yo, maybe I'm tripping, man.
Maybe I'm overreacting,
we gonna see.
- For real.
(energetic hip-hop music)
(smooth R&B music)
- [Jewels] Hey Tammy, baby.
I mean I know you
busy right now,
but I just want to tell
you how much I love you
and I really want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
Call me when you get a
chance, I love you baby.
(smooth R&B music continues)
(door knocks)
- Yo, this nigger trying
to play me like I'm stupid.
I mean, he been out
all night not answering
a single one of my damn calls.
I'm far from stupid, Lotti.
Yeah girl, he done
barricaded himself
up in his fucking bathroom
like I'm gonna go away.
I'm not going away, Lotti,
I'm not.
But I do know one thing,
he got the right motherfucker,
because as soon as he put
that key in that ignition,
I'm on his ass and we
gonna figure out
why he can't come home at night.
- No, my girl Tammy
will be here any minute.
- Tammy, right?
- Oh, Princess, you a fan, huh?
- Girl, I would not say
I'm a fan but you know
people talk and they said
your girl been ran through.
- Not my Tammy.
- Yes, your Tammy.
- I mean Tammy might flirt
a little, I mean we all do.
But to be out here cheating
on Jewels, I doubt it.
- Like they say, someone
can have a steak at home
and still go out and
get a burger.
They said your girl's
pussy have powers.
- Powers?
- Yes girl, powers.
- Like a superhero?
Girl, let me break it
down to you,
I mean like high mileage
just yeah, all that.
I'm not even playing,
that's the word.
- No, I ain't gonna say nothing.
I'm gonna watch, though.
Like they say, what
happens in the dark
will come out in the light.
- True.
(glasses clink)
(dramatic music)
- Tammy, can we go
outside and talk?
- No, I'm good.
- It's me, Lotti, your
number-one fan.
- Lotti, please leave me alone.
- I've been texting you.
- Boy, if you don't get
your hands off me,
you want me to call the
police, don't touch me.
- Tammy.
(dramatic music continues)
- Did Tammy just leave.
- Yeah.
I still care about her.
- Excuse me.
- Yeah, excuse you, bitch.
You stay the fuck away
from my husband
and I'm not gonna
tell you again.
Trifling ho.
- Girl, you look good.
Can't nobody touch you,
face, body, everything.
These niggas can't get
enough of me.
Should I have it back or up?
I don't know.
Hello?
Somebody there?
Jewels, baby, are you home?
You scared me.
- You know you've been
scaring me a lot lately too.
- You didn't even come meet me.
- Yes, I did.
You was out there with a guy,
right?
Lotti?
And his wife confronted
you outside, right?
- You saw that?
- Listen Tam,
people are really
starting to talk
and it ain't nothing nice.
You got everything
here with Jewels,
like why you be out here
messing with random dudes?
- At first, I
thought I was crazy
and I really thought it was me,
but I think I'm
addicted to that.
- And you felt like you
couldn't tell me that.
- Stephanie, I was scared.
- I'm really
disappointed in you, Tam.
- Stephanie.
Damn.
Stephanie.
(dramatic hip-hop music)
- Tammy Folks.
- Marcus.
- Wow, Tammy, it's
been a long time.
I ain't seen you in a minute,
you still looking good.
- Thank you.
- You know, I still watch
the video blogs, though.
- You've been watching?
- You know you've always
been a crush of mine.
- Aw.
- Whatever you got,
whatever you got, I got you.
- Is that all?
- Yes, yes ma'am.
- That's all you're getting,
Tammy?
- Yeah, that's it.
- So banana pudding,
box, so your total is
going to be 13.58.
Thank you.
All right, just sign,
please sir.
I appreciate y'all.
Please like us on
Facebook and Google, okay?
Thanks for your business,
take care.
- All right, you too.
- Thank you.
(door dings)
- Kim.
- Yo, what's up?
- Hey girl,
where you at.
- [Kim] Girl, I'm just
sitting in my car
trying to get in
touch with Lotti.
- Hmm.
I betcha I know where he's at.
- How do you know?
- Girl, I just thought
I saw him so I followed
him and I'm up here
listening at this door right
now and I think that's him.
He in there with Tammy Folks,
you know.
- [Kim] Girl, are you
at a hotel right now?
- Yes, girl.
- Hold on.
- Are you sure it's him?
- I'm trying to listen to see
if that's his voice or not.
Hold on one second, hold
on, hold on, hold on.
Oh girl, that's his voice.
I know his voice when
I hear it, that's him.
(sighs) This girl messing
with everybody, man.
She's messing with mine, yours,
and our girl down the street.
- [Kim] You know what?
I done told this girl one
too many times
to stay away from my husband.
I can't believe that.
- She always trying to be
somebody's sneaky link,
but that's all right, I
got something for that.
- [Kim] Oh yeah, oh yeah,
hey, get some of this
on your phone.
Get him coming out of
the room or something.
I need some evidence.
- I got you, girl.
So I'm gonna wait in the hallway
so when he open that door,
I'm gonna have my camera
ready, I'm gonna get you.
One of us gotta get the
evidence on somebody,
you know what I'm saying?
- You go do it, bye.
- Bye.
(dramatic music)
- Good morning, ho.
I mean, good morning, friend.
Whenever you get up,
check this link out.
- So Megan, it seems like
you're the it girl now.
- Well, I mean I didn't
ask to be the it girl,
but if everybody wanna call
me that, who am I to judge?
- And you taking on new
worldwide deal
and getting paid?
- Okay, let's be real.
I've been getting paid way
before this and not to call out
other influencers from here,
but they've been mighty,
mighty quiet.
It's like I showed up
and they stopped working.
It's the Megan effect.
- The Megan effect, girl,
I want some of that.
- Right, like, what's
their names again?
See, y'all even forgot.
It's the Megan effect, y'all.
- [Interviewer] Yes, oh,
and how about that ring?
- Oh yeah, you know, I
just got engaged.
You know my man Jim.
- Lovely, mm hmm.
So y'all have plans tonight?
- Do you know me?
- I think I do.
- Hey.
- I mean, what's up?
(upbeat hip-hop music)
- Hi, my name is Tammy Folks.
- Hello, Ms.
Folks, I know who you are,
I watch your blogs all the time.
- Okay, hi Sierra,
is there a private spot
where I can order and set up?
- Yes, ma'am, this way.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, Ms. Folks.
And what can we start
off for drinks today?
Let me try an apple martini.
All right, so we did
go paperless,
and I'll bring the QR
code for you
to scan it for your drinks,
okay, for your menu.
- Okay.
Hi guys, it's your favorite,
Tammy Folks.
And I'm here at La Prem
Restaurant and Lounge.
Today, we're trying my new
shade, it's called Bossy.
Easy to open,
very glossy, glossy Bossy.
See how it makes my lips pop?
And we do here have the
Caribbean for you.
And this would be the
menu where you can scan
your QR code for the menu.
- Let me get the chicken
breast and sweet potatoes.
- All right, we'll have that
coming up right for you.
- Okay, thank you.
- Tammy Folks.
Sorry, I'm in the middle
of a blog right now,
I can't talk to fans.
- Fans?
No sweetheart, we're
not fans of your blog.
- Well, why are you here?
- Oh, well, Tammy,
I'm Kim and this right
here is my girl Precious.
And let's see, you
just so happen
to be fucking our husbands.
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
- Of course you don't,
'cause you're fucking
everybody's husband.
But you see I know.
- Yeah, we know.
- We've met before
and we're gonna meet again
if you don't heed my warning.
You stay the fuck away
from Marcus and Lotti.
Go find you somebody
else to slut around with.
- Security.
- She better.
- Do you guys have security?
- Yes, can I get you a menu?
- Nuh uh, no sweetheart, we
were just about to leave.
- Yes, please.
- But that chicken breast
look awfully delicious.
- It does.
- I thought this bitch leave.
- Remember what the fuck I said.
- Security!
I hope I wasn't live.
Ooh, I just got an email.
Ha, got a job.
Thank you for
applying to our email
about our new ambassador.
Sorry to inform you that we
decided to move forward with,
we decided not to move forward
with you in this project.
Hopefully we can work
together in the future.
Wow.
Crazy.
Hey, Jewels.
No, I'm up.
No, maybe I just need some rest.
(door knocks)
Hold on baby,
it's probably Stephanie.
Oh baby, I gotta go, I
gotta call you later, okay.
All right, love you, bye bye.
- Hey Tammy.
- Hey Lotti, what are
you doing here?
And who told you to
come to my guest house?
- Well you haven't been
responding to my calls or my
texts
and I really wanted to see you,
baby.
- Come here real quick.
- Your wife came to me.
- Man, fuck her.
She's just mad that
she's not you.
I mean, truth be told,
our relationship has
reached its end
and the connection's
just not there.
But I feel that
connection with you.
- Lotti, I have a man,
we only had sex once.
- You know you want to
do this again.
- Lotti, I,
- Shh.
I know where your spot is.
- Lotti, shut up.
- Come on.
- If we gonna do this,
let's do it on the
living room floor.
- I'll do wherever.
- Come on.
(upbeat rap music)
- Lotti, this was awesome,
but my man will be home
in a few days.
- Man, fuck you man.
Shit, you can leave your man
and I could leave my wife.
- Nuh oh, Lotti, I love my
man, I wanna be with my man.
- Be with your man,
what about us?
What is this?
- It was just a good time,
nothing more and nothing less.
- Nah.
- Lotti, you refusing my kisses?
- I'll talk to you later.
- All right then, bye.
(belt rattles)
Go home to your wife then.
- Yeah, you stay here
and wait for your leader
to be here in a couple of days.
- I wonder what Jewels is doing.
- Fucking Loti.
(hand smacks)
I'm gonna get this bitch.
(door closes)
(sensual music)
I will fly across the
moon just to get to you
And anything you say to
do I'll do it just for you
Just say that you need
me, say that need me
And I'll be on my way
Say that you need me,
say that you need me
And I won't be late
Won't be late, won't be late
Just call my name, yeah,
it's okay
I'm on my way
Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
- Girl, another day,
another dollar.
You look good.
Megan ain't got shit on me.
This body, honey, alone,
these niggas cannot handle me.
Gorgeous, smart,
and I give good head.
(sensual R&B music)
I will fly across the
moon just to get to you
And anything you say to
do, I'll do it just for you
Just say that you need
me, say that you need me
And I'll be on my way
Say that you need me,
say that you need me
And I won't be late
Sneaky link, they're
mad at my sneaky link
He rolling that paper weed
myself, ignoring them naysayers
Bottle of Zonks, I
finally mad it
Married again for
his benefits
I'm having my way, so
get out the way
Before I smash on
your husband, ho
Stealing your boyfriends
Humping your baby daddy
for pleasure
Keep calling me princess
Licking his lips, he
after my treasure
Sneaky link, I'm snatching
your man with my looky wink
He feeling my, he
knowing what's up with me
And girls roll back,
they plotting on me
Trying to expose on my MO
Hopscotching these
men I be riding
- Tammy Folks.
Wait until I tell my
niggas this shit.
(Tammy sighs)
- Hello, are you Tammy Folks?
- Yeah, I am.
- Hi Tammy, I'm Danni.
I was hired to be your
personal assistant for today.
Your husband will be in
later this evening
and we have to make sure
you are prepared.
- Prepared for what?
- Don't worry.
Don't mind me letting myself in.
But you might wanna start
with taking a shower.
- Make yourself at home
while I freshen up.
- Don't mind if I do.
(dramatic hip-hop music)
Oh, Tammy, you're ready?
Yeah, we have a busy
day for today.
You have to get your
hair, nose, and a massage.
Gotta get you glammed up
and make sure you're
prepared for tonight.
- All right, let's get started.
- Let's.
- Oh, hey girl.
- Girl, I think Jewels is
gonna pop the question tonight.
I got my hair and my makeup
done, got me all dolled up.
- Okay sis, just make sure
you drop me the address.
Yeah, I think I have the
perfect outfit and everything.
But it feels good
talking to you,
feels like I haven't spoken
to you in a few days.
- Yeah, it's been a long week.
I look good.
Damn, I forgot to call
Francine and Trinity, damn.
- Yeah, you know you
gotta have them there too.
- Okay, I'm gonna call
you right back.
This looks good, Danni, oh nice.
- I know.
- I need like some red
lipstick, just a little.
All right, I think I'm good.
Danni, do you think we can
stop by my aunt's house?
- Yeah, we can fit that
into a schedule.
- Okay, let's go.
- We got shoes.
- Thanks.
(smooth R&B music)
What time will we get there?
- It says we close, just
be two minutes.
We're gonna need to make a stop.
(pair talks)
(music plays)
- Auntie.
Auntie.
Auntie.
Auntie.
Aunt Fran.
Aunt Fran, wake up, I got
something to tell you.
Auntie.
Auntie.
Nuh uh.
Am I supposed to.
Auntie.
Oh, Auntie.
No, come, wake up.
Auntie.
No, this can't be happening,
not tonight.
Wake up.
Where's my phone?
Auntie, wake up.
(Tammy cries)
Auntie.
(phone rings)
(children play)
(door closes)
- You know, I'm sorry
to hear about your aunt,
but you have to stay strong,
okay.
Did you wanna cancel plans
this evening with Jewels?
- No.
No, it's okay.
I feel like she would want
me to be happy.
I have to live this day for her.
- Have you heard from
your sister?
- Not yet, I've been
calling her all day.
- Okay, well don't
worry about it.
Let's go get your makeup
and your hair touched up
and get you ready to see
Jewels, how about that?
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Okay.
Don't worry.
I know I'm labeled as a
player and I crush a lot
But I've been
chasing after you
Since I laid my eyes on you
never been discreet, it
ain't hard to see I want you
I ain't speaking of your skin,
But you made my
days brighter
Your looks, they're so mean
But you're all the way nice
I can see it in your smile
You done been
through some pain
But the skies don't see
the rainbows
If it never rain.
Hoping that you did
my little love letter
With my pen I spell your name,
L-O-V-E
- Yes, Precious.
Hello.
- Hey girl, how you doing?
Yeah, I found the number
that you asked
me for, Megan, yeah.
I'm about to send that to
you right now.
- Okay, I knew you'd come
through from me, girl.
- Yeah, we still
meeting in an hour.
- You already know, I'm dressed,
I'm ready, and I'm on my way.
I've just gotta make one
more phone call.
- Okay.
See ya.
- See you shortly.
(soft R&B music)
- I must be at Disney.
- Are you ready?
- Yeah, I just gotta hold
back my tears from crying.
I don't wanna mess up
my makeup again.
- You look beautiful.
I can see why Jewels
loves you so much.
- Aw, thank you Danni.
- Oh my God, friend,
you look so beautiful.
- Thank you, so do you, Steph.
- Thank you.
But is Francine and
Trinity coming?
I didn't see them over there.
- Steph, Francine died.
- What, when?
- I need to hold back my
tears, I do not want to cry.
- Please.
- But I found her earlier.
- Well, you know I'm
here for you, Tam,
especially tonight
of all nights.
- After all of this mess,
I gotta find Trinity.
I am worried.
- Well you know I'm
here to help you.
- Thank you, Steph.
- You're welcome.
Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Damn, it's hot.
(smooth R&B music)
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share my
life with you
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share my
life with you
Ever since the very
time we touched
You had my head spinning,
yeah, you had me collared
Had me collared
Never would imagine
what I had done
That a nigger like
me would fell in love
Good things don't
last forever
Let's make this
last 'til then
Sweetie, we gonna
ride together
My homey, my best friend
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share my life
Let's make it last forever
(group mutters)
- I wonder what time
she's coming out.
- I don't know, girl.
You know we're black, it's
not gonna start 'til mad late.
- Better come on, 'cause
my feet is killing me.
- Tammy Folks, can you
come up here?
- Oh, okay.
- She looks nice.
- How are you?
- Hey, y'all,
how y'all doing?
- What's up?
- Hey, bro, looking good.
- Thank you.
- Oh, so gorgeous.
- There you go.
- We have an important
announcement.
Yes, just for you.
Jewels.
Jewels.
- Hey, baby.
- [Woman] Handsome.
- Tammy,
- Okay.
will you marry me?
- Yeah?
- Yes.
- Do the damn thing.
- Yay!
- You married now.
- Yes, yes.
- Missed you too.
This is nice.
(group claps)
- Well, isn't this nice,
two people that love each other.
- And do.
- Oh yeah.
- That's facts.
- 'Til death
do us part, right?
Me and Jim got engaged a
month ago and Tammy Folks
fucked my man.
- What?
(group gasps)
- She sure did.
- That's right, I said it.
- What is she talking about?
- Tammy Folks fucked my man.
- She did.
(group gasps)
- [Megan] That's right,
I said it.
She fucked my man.
- She's a fucking liar.
- What is she talking about?
- You know, you
struck me as a type
to say some shit like that.
Now Tammy, if she lying,
is this not you and Jim
Hamilton in trashy-ass Chinko's?
- Ooh.
- Come on now.
- And,
that ain't you coming
out the hotel
- Oh my God.
- With Jim Hamilton.
- Look, I don't know
who you are,
but that doesn't prove shit.
(group mutters)
- Baby, you definitely
know who the hell I am
'cause I done told your
ass too many times
to stay the fuck away
from my husband.
Let me just airdrop this
to your little friends
and family here.
(group exclaims)
You fucking my husband Lotti--
(group reacts)
Congratulations, boo.
- Yeah, congrats.
- Tammy, Tammy, wait.
- What?
- I told you this shit
was going to happen.
- Fuck you, Steph, you didn't
even have my back back there.
- Really?
You gonna try to blame
this shit on me?
I told you this shit
was gonna happen
but you wanted to chase
the high, remember?
Yeah, own up to it.
- Leave me alone, Stephanie,
(dramatic R&B music)
(Tammy cries)
- Tammy,
Jewels wants you outta
his car right now
and he wants you outta his
house as soon as possible.
- But it's our house.
- Technically, his name is on
the deed, so it's his house.
- But Danni, where am I
supposed to go?
(door closes)
(melancholic R&B music)
What if I'm over it
Gonna be pissed when
I'm over it
'Cause you don't know
what loving is
Yeah, you just wanna
feel my tits
And treat like what
nothing is
Gonna be hard when
I'm over it
See I ain't coming
back to this
Once I'm gone,
then it's over
These walls won't break down
'Cause I'm king of my house
And I'll be fine on my own
But all I ever wanted
was you and me
And I try to reach out,
but you went and changed
And went back to someone
- Megan, it is so good to
have you back.
So good to see you, girl,
you look good.
- Thank you, Robin, I
love your show.
You know, anytime,
anything for you.
- Now you know we have
to get straight to it.
You, Tammy, and your husband Jim
are on the most popular
drama list right now.
- Okay, Robin,
now you know Tammy Folks
has always been a mess.
Their little hookups
don't even bother to me.
She met him at a hole
in a wall club
and he even gave her
a fake name.
Port is his middle name and
she still slept with him.
- Girl, that is scandalous.
So you have a pretty
big decision.
Tell us, are you gonna
take him back?
- Of course, Robin,
Beyonce took Jay back.
I mean it's going to cost
him, but I love my man.
- And it costs to be a boss.
That's on "The Robin Show."
- Tammy.
- Trinity.
- Yes.
Me and Yaya have been
locked up for like a month
on some dumb shit, bro.
- What'd I tell you
about hanging with Yaya?
- I know, I know, I know.
And I even heard what's been
going on in the tabloids
and I heard what happened
between you and Jewels.
- Yeah, it don't even matter,
sis.
- I'm just so sad I
couldn't be here for you
and Miss Francine.
I'm sorry I couldn't be here
for the both of you guys.
- It's all right, It
don't even matter.
At least we still got
our memories.
Could even think about moving
somewhere and starting fresh.
- I mean, I heard
Denver's pretty cool.
Let's try that.
- Let's do it.
Don't be sad.
It's okay, I love you.
- I love you too.
Let's get out of here.
(peaceful music)
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share
my life with you girl
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share
my life with you, girl
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share my life
(smooth R&B music)
I got a good man
Yeah, he's all right with me
All of the bills are
paid on time
- Now look, I'm gonna put
y'all up on game
with these steps that I got.
This right here, you
follow my instructions,
will keep your man at home.
Step one, make love to him.
Sex has a way of relaxing men
You can do this, you can
change his mood
by just making love to him.
And sometimes it's okay
to be the aggressor.
Step two, do not make the
home a war zone.
If coming home to you
is coming home
to yet another argument, he
gonna dread coming home to you.
And trust me when I say this,
it hurts when a home
is a place to run from
and not to run to.
Step three, ask that
man how he is.
Us women want men to ask
us how we are all the time.
It's easy to do, ladies,
just do it.
And step four,
organize his life.
Now y'all know all these men
out here are disorganized.
They can't dress, they can't
do laundry, they can't cook,
they can't schedule
doctor's appointments.
Please, ladies, help your man
out and make his life easier.
Pack his man cave, most
men have a man cave.
They need one, they wanna
get away, they wanna write,
they wanna read, they
wanna watch TV,
they wanna get away from you,
they wanna meditate, anything.
Let him have his peace,
just like you want yours.
Step six, pray for him.
You know his potentials,
his goals, his dreams,
his battles, his struggles.
Let him hear you pray for him
and sometimes pray together.
Step seven, help him
out financially.
Now ladies, you know these
men ain't right
when they money tight.
Don't put so much
pressure on him,
trying to take care
of the family
when you know he ain't got it.
Help him with the bills, help
him with the water bills,
help him with something,
insurance, anything.
Just don't let him stress
and take it on himself.
And last but not least,
ladies, make memories with him.
The old ones are cool, but
you gotta make new ones too.
Spend time with your
man and hang out.
And that is how I keep my man,
y'all.
It's the Megan effect.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
(man snores)
- Look at him.
This pussy done put his
ass to sleep.
Another fan, another night.
My man probably at home
watching game reruns,
not even thinking about
little old me.
(upbeat hip-hop music continues)
("Sneaky Link" by Mz Brown Suga)
I got a good man
Yeah, he's all right with me
All of the bills are
paid on time
Plus I get what I need
There's just one problem.
I know it ain't me
No matter how hard I try,
this man can't satisfy me
I know it's wrong for a
woman to cheat
But it ain't cheatin'
if it don't get caught
Hey, hey, I need me a
sneaky link
Somebody that can
love me right
I ain't never leavin' home,
just keep me satisfied
I need me a sneaky link
Ooh, no strings attached
Don't get involved too
deep when you're sticking
Just keep it at that
(Trinity sighs)
(test rattles)
(Trinity sighs)
(phone rings)
- Trinity, what did
the test say?
- It said I wasn't pregnant.
- That's good, so you
not pregnant.
- I mean it didn't say that
I wasn't either, Tammy.
- Trinity, this is like your
third time taking the test
and you still don't know
how to take it?
- I know.
- (giggles) Listen, I got this
interview I gotta do tonight,
so I'm gonna call you, okay?
- Okay, whatever, later.
- Don't sound sad,
when I get time,
I'll bring a test over there
and I have to watch you take it.
- (laughs) Okay, love you.
- All right, gotta go.
- Bye.
(sighs) Fuck.
- The girl is crazy.
I ain't gonna lie.
I need to be more loose and
dumb like my little sister.
I had to learn the hard way,
you gotta use protection.
I had a scare one time
and one time only.
Got to be more careful.
(doorbell rings)
(doorbell rings)
This must be them.
(smooth jazz music)
Tammy.
- Robin, come on in.
(women kiss)
- I do love shades, get all
that over there, Jonathan.
Beautiful.
Ooh.
(smooth jazz music continues)
This chair is so comfortable.
I could just die here.
It's like the lifestyle of
the rich and famous, you know.
Let's get back to the interview.
Thank you.
Okay.
Three, two.
Welcome back to another
episode of "The Robin Show."
And it's me, Robin.
Today, I'm sitting with
the city's queen of weave,
Miss Tammy Folks.
Those who are new to this,
Tammy makes over $10,000 a week
as a social media influencer.
You can catch her
modeling various wigs,
waist trainers, outfits,
and more.
So Tammy, tell me, how did you
start off as an influencer?
- Well, Robin, about three
years ago I started off
like anyone else,
I was posting on social media.
My posts started going viral
and then companies started
hitting me up to be
ambassador for their companies
and now I get over hundreds,
thousands of likes.
- Well, okay, okay.
Well that's a lot of likes,
must bring a lot of money.
So what did you do with
your first big check?
So besides that car outside,
I bought this beautiful house.
- And what a
beautiful house it is.
I mean, it is stunning,
you guys.
And I also hear that
you're dating
and your boyfriend Jewels,
he's into real estate, right.
One of the most successful
African-American men in our
city.
- Yes he is and he does
very well for himself.
- Your whole face lights
up when I mention his name.
So where is Jewels?
- He should be here
any moment now.
- Oh, well, while we wait,
do you mind if we take
a tour of your house?
- Yeah, I mean that's fine.
- Okay, awesome.
Y'all know I can't get up.
Thank you, Jonathan.
Oh, bless you.
I'll follow.
And you can tell you're
into your art and culture.
Make sure you get all of that,
too.
- Most definitely.
- Ooh.
Look who's home?
Go get him, yeah.
Oh, hey, look who's home.
- Hey.
- Hi,
I'm Robin with "The Robin Show."
- Okay.
- Me and my thousands
of viewers have just
been waiting to meet you.
- Hey, what's up everybody?
- And I hope this doesn't
come off as crazy,
like who the hell are
these people, am I right?
- No, no, of course not,
it's perfectly fine.
Tammy, you know, she told me
you guys would be here today.
- And so good to know
we weren't a surprise.
Well, you and Tammy made
such a beautiful couple,
three years strong,
is that right?
- Three amazing years, Robin.
- Oh okay.
So it's so good to see
you as a very important
real estate agent and Tammy
as a very popular influencer.
So when do you plan on
popping the question?
- Oh, I'm thinking when
the time is right
I'm gonna be popping that
question, Robin.
- Well you heard it here
first on "The Robin Show."
These two have everything
going for themselves,
the time is right now,
don't you think?
And cut.
- Baby, this shit going
crazy, you seen this?
- Yeah, I watched it a
few nights ago.
- Don't spoil it for me.
- I'm like, it's not
even that funny.
- You crazy as hell.
This shit going crazy right
now, look at that shit.
- I'm gonna go get me a
glass of water.
- Okay, hurry back, you
gonna miss everything.
Yo, this is the craziest
I've ever seen.
(smooth R&B music)
- [Tammy] See, this the
shit I be talking about.
A bitch needs some excitement,
okay,
some stimulation.
I know I can't be hot like
all the time, but damn.
- [Trinity] You didn't
call or come, Tammy, damn.
It's okay, though.
I had to go out. I don't
think I'm pregnant anyway.
I'm out here with Yaya,
we at Chinko's,
so just call me back.
- Damn, sis.
- Text me later.
- But this is perfect, this
is exactly what I needed,
an excuse to get out of
this motherfucker.
(smooth R&B music)
- Jewels, I'm about go
meet my sister at Chinko's.
- Chinko's?
Baby, who still goes to
Chinko's nowadays?
- I guess Trinity and
her friends.
- All right baby, look, I want
y'all to be safe out there.
You know two niggers just got
shot up over there, right?
(television chatters)
(Jewels laughs)
Chinko's.
(smooth R&B music)
- I'm just so glad we get
to catch up with each other,
get a little cute drink.
- Yes, we can it's long overdue.
Bartender, can we get a
shot of Patron, please?
- Okay, and make that two.
We don't wanna end up like
we did the other night.
You laughing.
- So what you been up to?
- Shit, how about you?
- You want a little this,
a little that?
Up to it, down to it, fuck
those who don't do it,
we do it, 'cause we used to it.
Yaya, what happened
the other night?
- You know what, bitch,
I forgot, I don't know.
(pair laughs)
- Girl, no.
That was good.
- Ladies, ladies, how
y'all doing?
What's going on, looking
all fine over here.
- Thank you.
- Y'all down to smoke?
- Smoke what?
- I got that kush going,
that good, good.
- I mean we can do a
little one too or whatever.
- All right, let's go,
- Let's make it happen.
(smooth R&B music continues)
I swear a broken heart is
worse than a heart attack
This doesn't mean we
can't be cool
But I refuse to
play your fool
I know you're not coming
to spend the night
Caress me with those
beautiful eyes
But there nigger laying
up in my place
Especially if he ain't
paying no bills
I'm so sorry but I
gotta keep it real
- Hold up.
Is that,
is that Tammy Folks?
What is you, oh my god,
what is you doing in here?
- Yeah, you know me?
- Oh my god, I like all your
posts and stuff on Instagram.
I be having to hide my phone,
my girl think I'm sneaky
linking and stuff
but I support everything you do.
- Thank you.
- Matter of face,
shit, I gotta get a picture.
I know she might be mad with me.
Word, word, word.
Yeah, I'm gonna post
this on my page.
I ain't gonna do it right
now 'cause she
might be looking but yeah.
- Okay.
- So what you
drinking on tonight, though?
- Um, can you get me a
pink panties?
- See that's the house special,
you made the right choice.
(smooth music)
- Thank you.
- You know what, motherfucker,
get your toast up.
(smooth music continues)
Ooh.
Man, I just sold a pink
panties for Tammy Folks?
I wasn't even supposed to work
tonight, that made my day.
- If I done you a favor,
you mind doing me a favor?
- Anything, what's up?
- I've been looking
for my sister.
Have you seen her tonight?
- Ooh, yeah, Trinity,
Yaya, they was in here
about five minutes ago,
like you just missed them.
- Did they leave with anybody?
- Some dude who be at the
bar all the time here.
Why, what's wrong?
- Okay, nothing,
everything is fine.
- You sure?
- I gotta go, yeah.
What'd you say your
name was again?
- My name's Terry.
- All right, thank you Terry.
- All right, have a nice night.
- [Tammy] You too.
(smooth music continues)
- Tammy, what's up?
- Hey Port, how are you?
- Looking good as always.
- I know, thank you.
- You should let me take you
to get a drink or something.
Where you going in such a hurry?
- I'm going home, I was
here to meet my sister
but she already left.
- Damn, you're looking soft,
too.
- Yeah, that's about the only
thing that's soft for it.
- I mean, where you going
in such a hurry?
- Port, I just told you I
was going home.
- Well, at least lemme
walk you to the car then.
- All right, you can
walk me to my car.
- Well, here you go, you be a
hot piece and you deserve it.
It's getting hot out here.
- Oh yeah.
Damn.
- You like it?
I got bigger since last, with
all this training I'm doing.
- Yeah, I might need
some training.
- Well, I mean, what
you wanna do?
- Port, you supposed to
be walking me to my car.
(car starts)
You heard what my man said,
be careful at Chinko's,
it's dangerous.
Well, I'm taking the
proper precaution.
(phone rings)
- Good morning, Tammy.
- Good morning, Stephanie.
- Ew, girl, you sound
horrible in the mornings.
Anyways, I'm watching
you on "The Robin Show,"
This could be big for
your career.
Why aren't you watching it?
- Oh my god.
- Oh my god, what?
Tammy, where are you?
- Good morning, gorgeous.
- Who is that?
That doesn't sound like Jewels.
- Stephanie, I gotta go.
- Looks like you slept good.
Who the hell are you
and where the hell am I?
- Baby, what's wrong?
- Oh my gosh,
where are my clothes?
- Hold on, I thought we was at
least gonna go get breakfast.
- No, no.
What's your name again?
- Port, the name you
called last night.
- Well, Port, don't
tell nobody about this.
As a matter of fact, forget
that you ever met me.
- What you mean, Tammy?
Come on.
- No, no.
Stay right there.
Nuh uh, I can't (grumbles).
Oh my God, what did I just do?
I know what I did and
it was good.
As a matter of fact,
it was amazing.
My second or third time
hooking up with him
and I'll do it again.
Damn, Jewels is here.
He is so stupid.
But it's no sweat, boo.
- Hey baby.
- Hey.
- Whoa, I hope you had
a good time last night.
You smell like Trinity.
- Jewels, I told you
don't be talking
about my sister like that.
- Hey listen, it ain't my fault
your sister loose as hell.
Let me guess, you went to
go save her again, huh?
I mean, I'm just thinking since
it's not so late in the day
it wasn't jail or stuck
in a ditch again, right?
You know what,
I don't even want to
hear the story right now.
I don't wanna fuck up
my day with the fuckery.
Just please, go get a
shower, clean yourself up.
You smell like a
fucking liquor house.
(shower runs)
- I bet he trying to go
through my phone right now.
He knows the password but
I'm not worried.
I have two or three that I
switch out from time to time.
You gotta stay two steps ahead.
(upbeat jazz music)
Yes (giggles).
Hello.
Come on over, the door's open.
(upbeat jazz music continues)
Look at this.
Hey, girl.
- Hey.
- Stephanie, we inside now,
you can take off your
damn glasses.
But girl, my new product just
sold out in like 20 minutes.
- Girl, after "The Robin Show"
all your products should
be selling out.
- Yeah, being on "The
Robin Show" and doing
those other little podcasts
I was doing, really pushing.
- So who was that this morning?
- Who was who?
- Uh, it was the good morning,
gorgeous.
And don't even say Jewels
since his ass don't even
talk like that.
- Does it matter, Stephanie?
- I'm just saying, girl,
it can be bad for business,
you out here cheating on
Jewels like that.
- See, you worried about
the wrong shit.
Let me go get dressed and
let's go get something to eat.
- A salad, some grilled
chicken, and a vinegarette
can be good right now.
- Whatever, come on--
- This conversation
is not over, Tammy.
- Let's go.
Y'all thought I was about to
spill the tea, didn't you?
Why, because she's my friend?
I mean we cool,
Stephanie is my girl,
but one thing I learned is
you can't do dirt
around your girl,
especially if she ain't
doing nothing.
Not only because she would tell
but these bitches be having
some secret animosity.
They be wanting to get
up on your man's dick.
But I ain't giving them
the reason or the excuse.
I mean yeah, she is
my best friend,
but some shit I
would never tell.
(peaceful jazz music)
So you just gonna stare
at me this whole time?
- I'm waiting for you to
tell me who that man was
when I called you this morning.
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
Maybe you're hearing things.
- I know what I heard.
Sneaky link, they
mad at my sneaky link
He rolling that paper,
we eating ox tails
Ignoring them naysayers,
bottle of Zonks
I finally made it
Married again for
his benefits
I'm having my way,
so get out of the way
Before I your smash on
your husband
- Oh, she pretty.
- Oh yeah man, thanks man.
You know your dog is
pretty cool too, bro.
- Thank you man.
Yo, you Jewels, right?
- Yeah.
- Boyfriend of influencer,
Tammy Folks, right.
- Yeah, yeah.
So you into blogs, man?
- Nah, my name's Marcus.
- Oh, hey Marcus.
- My wife Precious,
though, she's a big fan,
big fan, big fan.
So I can't help her but
to see a little bit of it.
- Oh cool, man, nah man, I
definitely totally get it man.
- It was nice to meeting you,
though.
Take care of that dog, too.
Both of them.
- Okay, bro.
All right, man, it was
nice to meet you, too.
(peaceful music)
- Tammy.
- You must be Mr. Mann.
- I am, it's nice meeting you.
Thanks for meeting on
such short notice.
I know you in high demand
now since you're getting
all those offers.
- Yeah, that's correct.
- Good, well like I mentioned,
I got a waist liner trainers.
I'm coming out with two new
ones within the next two months
and I wanted to give you first
crack at doing some promo,
taking some pictures, some
videos with it.
- Yeah, you know I'm all
about my bag, sure, of course.
- Okay, cool, and I
know you did some promo
for some other way
waist trainers,
but mine are completely
different now,
so you shouldn't have any
issues with it.
- No, none at all.
- Cool.
- Fred, I didn't know
you was in a meeting.
- No problem, hey, have
you had the pleasure
of meeting Miss Tammy Folks.
- Seen you on "The Robin
Show" a couple weeks ago.
I had emailed you some
about some promotions
for our new products.
- Okay, yes, what's your
email and your product?
- Don't even worry
about that email.
How about we discuss
it over drinks?
- Yeah, we can do that.
I'm free around 5:30,
6:00 p.m. for a meeting.
- I do six.
- Okay, that sounds good.
- Cool, I'm excited
for all of us.
It sound like a good deal.
- Sound good.
- Damn, he look like he
got a big dick.
All I can think about is
what he might be holding.
Mm.
He wants me, too.
Just say the word, Jermaine.
(smooth jazz music)
(couple softly converses)
(smooth R&B music)
- Tammy Folks, can I
please have an autograph?
- Yeah.
- My name's Trish.
- To Trish, with luck,
Tammy Folks.
- There you go.
- Oh thank you,
thank you so much, I'm about
to post this, thank you.
- No problem, make
sure you tag me.
- I most definitely will.
- Okay.
- Tammy, that's crazy man.
That's how I know our products
are gonna do good together.
So let us do another drink.
- No, it's okay, I already
had two drinks.
- Don't be acting like that.
- I ain't even drank this one.
- One more drink.
- One more.
- Bartender, get me and the
lady right here another drink.
Matter of fact, get everybody
here something to drink.
- Yeah!
- Everybody turn up, yes sir.
(smooth R&B music)
(Tammy sighs)
Boy the things you do
make me wanna sing to you
Tell me when we gonna lay
Tell me when we gonna lay
- All these diamonds on my
chain got me dancing round this,
Martin Luther King,
black cocoa on my
put your cocoa on my,
diamonds on my wrist.
Ooh, yes sir.
Ooh, let go, build it like
you crazy, got my baby
trying to drive me crazy.
- Ew.
His dick was whack.
As a matter of fact, it
was horrible.
What should I say?
What should I do?
Fuck it, let me run the outta
here before he comes out.
Niggers with big egos,
dick can be so weak.
- (muffled singing) Tammy,
that's you?
(upbeat music)
- Let me take a photo with you.
- Tammy, you good?
Could've at least told me bye.
That's crazy.
(upbeat R&B music)
I refuse to play those games.
I can't let yo in my place
In my place, no, no
Not gonna let him
spend the night
Caress me with those
beautiful eyes
But ain't no nigger
laying up in my place
Especially if he ain't
paying no bills
I'm so sorry but I
gotta keep it real
Sorry, baby, I'm just
not the one
You just wanna hit and run
I refuse to play those games
I can't let you in my place
In my place, no, no
- [Radio] What's up
y'all, It's your boy Andy.
And for those of y'all
just tuning in,
Carolina's own Jim Hamilton
and his fiance just bought
a mansion downtown in the city.
Now if you don't know who
his fiance is,
it's Megan, if you
don't know who Megan is,
she's a social media influencer.
And man, you got the queen of
weed and Megan in the city.
Man, I can't believe this.
It's about to go down,
so hey, just tune in
and I'm gonna let y'all
know, keep y'all updated
on what's gonna happen.
- Hey, Tammy.
Where are you right now?
Look, Jim Hamilton is
looking to meet with you.
Turn the radio on.
Look, I don't know what
any of that means,
but I told you Megan's
about to become
your biggest competition.
You need to hit Jim up ASAP.
All right, I'll talk
to you later.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
- Damn, Tammy Folks,
is that you?
Shit.
- Yeah, it's me.
- I'm gonna get that one, too.
- You wanna take one together?
(upbeat music)
We good.
(Tammy laughs)
You don't knock anymore, huh?
- Girl, you need to see this.
Look at Megan.
- [Robin] Influencer
Megan and her NFL fiance,
Jim Hamilton, has just moved
into this brand new home
and I'm here with the exclusive.
- Oh my God, thank you so much,
Robin,
for having me.
- Of course.
- But yes, me and Jim
both knew this would be
the best for the both of us.
- And is that a ring I see
on your finger?
- Yes, we are both engaged now.
I's got a man now, in
my Color Purple voice.
- So tell me, new ring, big
home, and a few new deals.
- Yes, Robin, I am starting
this Cooking with Megan
to showcase some new
cooking accessories.
And recently I met with Jermaine
Nelson of Nelson Industries
and he said he knew I
could promote and market
his product for this.
- Mr. J-,
yes, I know who that is,
he works with Mr. Mann,
who I've also had the honor
to sit down with, as well.
I told you she was
gonna be dangerous.
But didn't you say you had
that meeting with Mr. Mann?
Yeah, you better get on it.
- Yo, that shit was
off the chain, mad dog,
- It was.
- I'm trying to tell you.
- It was.
- Oh, damn.
Hold up, hold up.
Yo, nigger, it smell
like straight booty juice
in this piece, son,
what the fuck?
You kidding me.
- Yo,
that what you came with, too,
man.
She threw up a few times
over over here.
- The fuck wrong with these hos,
man.
- Her mouth open and shit, too,
man.
- God damn, man.
- What the hell you do,
you came here with them,
they came with you in it,
didn't it?
- These hos is done.
Yo, real talk, we need
to get some fresh girls
with some bread and some shit,
'cause these hos is nuh uh.
- Damn.
- Listen, I'm out this piece.
You gonna stay here with these
hos or what, 'cause I'm out?
- Decisions, decisions,
man, fuck new girls, man.
Get up outta here, man.
You sure don't look,
but you looking.
- Listen, if I gotta
smell the fish,
I ain't eating that shit.
- You right, it ain't
worth all of that.
- Not doing that part.
- Shit, I ain't getting asses.
(maid knocks)
- Housekeeping.
(maid knocks)
Housekeeping.
Housekeeping.
Hello, yes, I'm gonna
have to call the police
'cause I don't know
why they still in here,
it's after checkout.
(dramatic music)
Ladies, y'all need to get up.
- Hey, get the fuck up, now.
You too, come on.
Let's go.
Look, you two going to jail.
We'll talk about it downtown,
let's go.
Look, I gotta do my
other job soon.
I ain't got time to play,
get the fuck up right now,
I'm gonna put these
cuffs on you.
We can make it rough or
try to be nice.
- What the fuck?
- Come on.
Vamanos.
(dreamy music)
(Tammy knocks)
- Hi, hi Tammy, come on in.
Yeah girl, my niece Tammy
just came over.
Yeah, the one that was
on TV last week.
Girl, you know.
Exactly, go on and have a seat,
Tammy.
Okay, anyway, let's wrap this up
because I will see you
guys tonight at bingo.
Honey, when the dough starts
rolling in, she better.
(laughs) All right girl.
Yeah, all right, we'll
see you later, all right.
Tammy, I just made some
fresh sweet tea.
Would you like to have some?
- Yes, Auntie.
Okay, sure, just a second, baby.
Tammy, I saw you on
TV last week.
You're doing pretty good online,
huh?
- Yes I am, Auntie.
- That's fantastic.
So how's Jewels?
- He is doing good, he's
out of town for a few days.
- Oh yeah?
- Mmhmm.
- With his fine ass.
- You're so silly.
- All right, girl, well
you know I'm not one
to sugarcoat anything, Tammy,
and I've gotta ask you this.
When are you and this
man gonna get married
and have me some cute
little babies?
- (sighs) Not soon, but
in the future maybe.
- In the future, maybe?
You're no spring chicken,
Tammy, and neither am I.
(Tammy sighs)
Anyway, enough about that.
What's bothering you baby?
- Nothing, I just
wanted to see you.
- Wanted to see me, huh?
- Mmhmm.
- Okay, well how's Trinity?
- She is okay.
I haven't spoken with her in
a few days, I've been busy.
- I love Trinity and you too.
- I love you.
- Just continue
to look out for her
I know a lot of young
ladies wasn't born
with half of what you
young ladies have,
pretty, talented, skilled,
just continue to take
care of each other
and look out for yourself, too.
- I will, okay, Auntie.
- Um, can I help you two?
- I need to speak to Mr Mann.
- Sorry, Mr.
Mann is in a meeting.
I've been calling here all day.
You ain't got nothing
else to say?
- Mr.
Mann is in a meeting right now.
- We not leaving.
We can sit right here.
We got time today.
- I'll be back.
- Come on, Tammy, you
ain't no punk.
- Yeah, good.
- Looks good, huh?
- Mm, mm, mm.
- Well look who it is,
it's the queen of wigs.
- This is a private
meeting ladies.
Keisha, could you get security?
- Yes, sir.
- See, I told you
about this chick.
- You told her what?
That I'm taking over her
sponsors and her contacts?
She already knew that.
- So you just gonna ignore me,
Mr.
Mann?
- Ooh, you mad.
- Let me hit her one time.
- Look, ladies, ain't
nobody hitting nobody.
This is a professional
place of business.
Tammy, we decided to go
with someone else
after you had issues
with my business partner.
- What issues?
Tammy, what is he talking about?
- Tammy, what happened was
unprofessional and not
tolerated,
me and my business partner.
- Ladies, I don't know
what's going on here,
the two need to leave
this property immediately,
now, let's go.
- I'm going.
- This is some bullshit.
- Don't touch me.
- And you know, it, Mr. Mann.
- Let's go.
- Poor baby.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make it rain, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get on, come on, get
the fuck out, let's go.
- Tam, what's going on?
What aren't you telling me?
- Nothing.
- Then what is Mr.
Mann talking about?
- Nothing.
- No, he said you had an issue
with his business partner.
What is that about, Tam?
- I woke up next to his
partner, Jermaine, and.
- What you mean you woke
up next to him?
Like y'all fell asleep, right?
- We went to a bar to
discuss his product
and next thing I know I was
in a hotel in my panties.
- Ooh, you nasty.
Why you gonna tell me?
Ooh, you cheating on Jewels?
- Why are you so loud?
- Look, you a mess.
I ain't gonna say nothing,
but what if Megan find out?
What if one of your
fans find out?
This can get real nasty, Tam.
- I gotta talk to Mr Mann,
I gotta talk to Mr. Mann.
- Really get outta here today.
- Yeah.
- All right Keisha, well
you have a good night.
- Good night. Mr. Mann.
- Be careful.
- Okay.
- Oh shit, what the hell?
Tammy, what the hell
is you doing in my car?
Are you crazy?
- I just wanted to
apologize for earlier.
- Okay., behind in the
back seat of my car
like a villain stalking me
ain't helping the situation.
- Listen, nothing happened
between Jermaine and me.
I understand if you
decided to go with Megan,
I totally understand.
But I woke up next to
Jermaine after a few drinks
and I don't want him or you
telling people that shit.
I'm in the relationship,
a good one at that.
- Look Tammy, what you do
is what you do.
I ain't got no issues with that.
I'm a good guy, you seem
like a good girl.
I accept your apology.
But we need to move on past
this and you need to move
the hell on out my car.
- All right.
(door closes)
- Crazy bitch.
Shit.
- Girl, I know you're bored.
You ain't ever talked
to me this much.
But I do enjoy you
calling and coming over.
Yeah, once Jewels is
back in town,
it be poor Aunt Francine
all over again.
Did you eat?
Okay, I just made a
bowl of soup.
You can come over and
eat some bread and soup
with me if you'd like.
Tammy, all that fast food
you girls been eating,
it ain't no good for your body.
Just know one thing, if it takes
too long, I'm going to bed.
Okay.
Bye bye, see you shortly.
- See these waist
trainers are so thin
(upbeat music)
and they wrap around so
tight and firm.
See, I could breathe.
I could stretch, I
could walk or run.
See these waist trainers
were designed to keep
your body nice and tight.
(upbeat music continues)
- Oh my gosh, this is so yummy.
- Oh thank you, delicious.
You know, this is your
grandmother's recipe.
- If you don't finish yours,
I'll eat it.
- Nuh uh, I've got this.
(Tammy laughs)
- Is there any more left?
I'm not sure 'cause
Trinity came over earlier.
- Oh, so you talked to Trinity?
- I did, just for a few minutes.
Well you need to,
it's always excitement
when it comes to Trinity.
- Yeah, excitement.
- This is the fam I was
talking about.
- Oh, okay, one of the get
you one movies?
- Yes ma'am.
- Okay.
- Have you seen it already?
- Nuh uh, well, I saw
it in parts.
I didn't really see
the whole thing.
It looks like it's pretty good.
(TV chatters)
I heard they have a lot of
stuff coming out this summer.
- I'm definitely
gonna be tuned in.
- Yeah, me too.
I like their work.
- Hoo, I'm tired, I think
that suit made me sleepy.
- Mm, so good.
- Mm hmm, got me feeling
all warm and cozy.
(TV chatters)
(Tammy giggles)
- Oh gosh.
(dramatic music)
I love you.
(upbeat R&B music)
- Oh my God, is that
the Tammy Folks?
- Tammy Folks, you look
real in person.
Can I take a picture with you.
- Me too.
I know it's wrong for a
woman to cheat
- Hey, hey, y'all get
away from her.
I'm your biggest fan.
- I like Megan anyway.
- Let me buy you a drink.
- It's Okay?
- Look, I'm your biggest fan.
I'm not gonna take no for
an answer, just one shot.
- All right, just one.
- All right.
Hey bartender, hey lemme
get two shots of Fireball.
- Fireball?
- Yeah.
- Nobody drink that stuff.
- Just one shot, we
gonna take it together.
Just one gulp, okay.
That's good.
See, now can say and tell
everybody that I took a shot
with Miss Tammy Folks herself.
- Well, it's been a pleasure.
- Call me Lotti.
- Well Lotti, like I said,
it's been a pleasure.
- What, wait. you
leaving though?
- Yeah, I just came to see
if my sister was in here,
but it looks like she's not,
so I'm out.
- Well, let me walk
you to your car,
you precious cargo to me.
- All right, you can walk me.
- Tammy Folks.
(upbeat R&B music continues)
- Damn, that thing is nice.
- It is.
You say you my biggest fan,
right?
Well how much of a fan are you?
(smooth hip-hop music)
- Just break it, girl.
- You ready for mommy?
- Hell yeah.
(smooth hip-hop music continues)
- Fuck.
Oh, it's heaven, shit.
(maid knocks)
- Housekeeping.
- Gimme five minutes please,
thank you.
(maid knocks)
- Housekeeping.
- I'm leaving now, God.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
(shoes drop)
(keys clatter)
(Tammy sighs)
Hey, baby.
- Tammy, girl, I miss you.
- I miss you too, Jewels.
- Hey baby.
So you home right now?
- Yes.
- Okay, well good.
Well listen,
I hope you ain't
sitting around there
worrying about me all day.
Okay, well look, I gotta tell
you something before I forget.
My job, you know they stretched
my trip out by a week.
- Another week, Jewels?
- Yeah, I know baby.
But listen, a week is
gonna fly by quick.
I got a surprise for you,
though.
Yeah, as matter of fact, it
should be arriving shortly.
(doorbell rings)
Who's that at the door?
Okay, cool.
All right, I'm gonna stay
on the phone with you
'til you go answer it.
I wonder who can be at the door.
- Okay, hold on.
(doorbell rings)
- Tammy Folks?
- Yes.
Oh so long for this
night I prayed
That a star would
guide you my way
To share with me this
special day
There's a ribbon in
the sky for our love
- Baby, is this from you?
Oh my gosh, Jewels,
flowers are beautiful.
And the driver, he can
really sing too.
- Oh yeah baby, he sounded good,
too.
Well look, go ahead and
open up the bag, okay.
- Oh my gosh, Jewels,
I love this.
It's beautiful.
- I knew you would love it,
baby.
Hey listen, when I come back,
I want you wearing this, okay.
- Okay, I will.
- I mean we can go out
and I'm gonna dress up, too.
- You better.
- All right.
- I love you, Jewels.
- All right,
love you too baby, well look,
let me get into another one
of these long boring meetings.
All right, look, don't forget
to text me later, okay.
(Tammy giggles)
All right, bye, love you baby.
(romantic R&B music)
- Yo man, I'm really trying to
pop a question to Tammy, man.
But lately bro, she been
acting weird as fuck.
Bro, you gotta think,
you digging
an extra social media female,
bro.
You gotta expect to be put
on the back burner sometimes,
bro.
- Man, I don't even mean
to sound insecure, man.
I mean it's like the
simple shit,
like her phone for example.
That shit be ringing,
she be ignoring it, bro.
Like she sleep or some shit.
- Like she sleep?
Man, she had that phone, bro.
She had that phone, she not
asleep, she had that phone.
- I'm trying to tell you, man,
like I want to go ahead
and pop the question, man,
but I'm having doubts, bro.
- Let me ask you this, you
ever follow her around,
watch her, check on her
to see what she be doing,
and hat she getting into?
- Bro, I ain't no stalker, man.
I ain't got time to be
follow Tammy's ass
around the city, man.
- Look bro, she been doing this
blog thing for forever, bro.
So it sound like you
don't trust her,
so what makes you get these
doubts after all this time now.
- All right, peep gang.
The other day I'm walking,
right,
I run into this guy, I
don't know if it was me,
but maybe it was the weird-ass
questions he was asking,
what he was saying, whatever.
But in my mind I just
wanted to ask him, like,
where you know Tammy from?
- Bro, everybody knows
Tammy, bro, everybody.
- Nah man, nah, I'm telling you,
bro,
I felt like this dude
was like an ex-boyfriend
or something like that.
- Bro, dude might be just a fan
just like everybody else, bro.
- Yo, maybe I'm tripping, man.
Maybe I'm overreacting,
we gonna see.
- For real.
(energetic hip-hop music)
(smooth R&B music)
- [Jewels] Hey Tammy, baby.
I mean I know you
busy right now,
but I just want to tell
you how much I love you
and I really want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
Call me when you get a
chance, I love you baby.
(smooth R&B music continues)
(door knocks)
- Yo, this nigger trying
to play me like I'm stupid.
I mean, he been out
all night not answering
a single one of my damn calls.
I'm far from stupid, Lotti.
Yeah girl, he done
barricaded himself
up in his fucking bathroom
like I'm gonna go away.
I'm not going away, Lotti,
I'm not.
But I do know one thing,
he got the right motherfucker,
because as soon as he put
that key in that ignition,
I'm on his ass and we
gonna figure out
why he can't come home at night.
- No, my girl Tammy
will be here any minute.
- Tammy, right?
- Oh, Princess, you a fan, huh?
- Girl, I would not say
I'm a fan but you know
people talk and they said
your girl been ran through.
- Not my Tammy.
- Yes, your Tammy.
- I mean Tammy might flirt
a little, I mean we all do.
But to be out here cheating
on Jewels, I doubt it.
- Like they say, someone
can have a steak at home
and still go out and
get a burger.
They said your girl's
pussy have powers.
- Powers?
- Yes girl, powers.
- Like a superhero?
Girl, let me break it
down to you,
I mean like high mileage
just yeah, all that.
I'm not even playing,
that's the word.
- No, I ain't gonna say nothing.
I'm gonna watch, though.
Like they say, what
happens in the dark
will come out in the light.
- True.
(glasses clink)
(dramatic music)
- Tammy, can we go
outside and talk?
- No, I'm good.
- It's me, Lotti, your
number-one fan.
- Lotti, please leave me alone.
- I've been texting you.
- Boy, if you don't get
your hands off me,
you want me to call the
police, don't touch me.
- Tammy.
(dramatic music continues)
- Did Tammy just leave.
- Yeah.
I still care about her.
- Excuse me.
- Yeah, excuse you, bitch.
You stay the fuck away
from my husband
and I'm not gonna
tell you again.
Trifling ho.
- Girl, you look good.
Can't nobody touch you,
face, body, everything.
These niggas can't get
enough of me.
Should I have it back or up?
I don't know.
Hello?
Somebody there?
Jewels, baby, are you home?
You scared me.
- You know you've been
scaring me a lot lately too.
- You didn't even come meet me.
- Yes, I did.
You was out there with a guy,
right?
Lotti?
And his wife confronted
you outside, right?
- You saw that?
- Listen Tam,
people are really
starting to talk
and it ain't nothing nice.
You got everything
here with Jewels,
like why you be out here
messing with random dudes?
- At first, I
thought I was crazy
and I really thought it was me,
but I think I'm
addicted to that.
- And you felt like you
couldn't tell me that.
- Stephanie, I was scared.
- I'm really
disappointed in you, Tam.
- Stephanie.
Damn.
Stephanie.
(dramatic hip-hop music)
- Tammy Folks.
- Marcus.
- Wow, Tammy, it's
been a long time.
I ain't seen you in a minute,
you still looking good.
- Thank you.
- You know, I still watch
the video blogs, though.
- You've been watching?
- You know you've always
been a crush of mine.
- Aw.
- Whatever you got,
whatever you got, I got you.
- Is that all?
- Yes, yes ma'am.
- That's all you're getting,
Tammy?
- Yeah, that's it.
- So banana pudding,
box, so your total is
going to be 13.58.
Thank you.
All right, just sign,
please sir.
I appreciate y'all.
Please like us on
Facebook and Google, okay?
Thanks for your business,
take care.
- All right, you too.
- Thank you.
(door dings)
- Kim.
- Yo, what's up?
- Hey girl,
where you at.
- [Kim] Girl, I'm just
sitting in my car
trying to get in
touch with Lotti.
- Hmm.
I betcha I know where he's at.
- How do you know?
- Girl, I just thought
I saw him so I followed
him and I'm up here
listening at this door right
now and I think that's him.
He in there with Tammy Folks,
you know.
- [Kim] Girl, are you
at a hotel right now?
- Yes, girl.
- Hold on.
- Are you sure it's him?
- I'm trying to listen to see
if that's his voice or not.
Hold on one second, hold
on, hold on, hold on.
Oh girl, that's his voice.
I know his voice when
I hear it, that's him.
(sighs) This girl messing
with everybody, man.
She's messing with mine, yours,
and our girl down the street.
- [Kim] You know what?
I done told this girl one
too many times
to stay away from my husband.
I can't believe that.
- She always trying to be
somebody's sneaky link,
but that's all right, I
got something for that.
- [Kim] Oh yeah, oh yeah,
hey, get some of this
on your phone.
Get him coming out of
the room or something.
I need some evidence.
- I got you, girl.
So I'm gonna wait in the hallway
so when he open that door,
I'm gonna have my camera
ready, I'm gonna get you.
One of us gotta get the
evidence on somebody,
you know what I'm saying?
- You go do it, bye.
- Bye.
(dramatic music)
- Good morning, ho.
I mean, good morning, friend.
Whenever you get up,
check this link out.
- So Megan, it seems like
you're the it girl now.
- Well, I mean I didn't
ask to be the it girl,
but if everybody wanna call
me that, who am I to judge?
- And you taking on new
worldwide deal
and getting paid?
- Okay, let's be real.
I've been getting paid way
before this and not to call out
other influencers from here,
but they've been mighty,
mighty quiet.
It's like I showed up
and they stopped working.
It's the Megan effect.
- The Megan effect, girl,
I want some of that.
- Right, like, what's
their names again?
See, y'all even forgot.
It's the Megan effect, y'all.
- [Interviewer] Yes, oh,
and how about that ring?
- Oh yeah, you know, I
just got engaged.
You know my man Jim.
- Lovely, mm hmm.
So y'all have plans tonight?
- Do you know me?
- I think I do.
- Hey.
- I mean, what's up?
(upbeat hip-hop music)
- Hi, my name is Tammy Folks.
- Hello, Ms.
Folks, I know who you are,
I watch your blogs all the time.
- Okay, hi Sierra,
is there a private spot
where I can order and set up?
- Yes, ma'am, this way.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, Ms. Folks.
And what can we start
off for drinks today?
Let me try an apple martini.
All right, so we did
go paperless,
and I'll bring the QR
code for you
to scan it for your drinks,
okay, for your menu.
- Okay.
Hi guys, it's your favorite,
Tammy Folks.
And I'm here at La Prem
Restaurant and Lounge.
Today, we're trying my new
shade, it's called Bossy.
Easy to open,
very glossy, glossy Bossy.
See how it makes my lips pop?
And we do here have the
Caribbean for you.
And this would be the
menu where you can scan
your QR code for the menu.
- Let me get the chicken
breast and sweet potatoes.
- All right, we'll have that
coming up right for you.
- Okay, thank you.
- Tammy Folks.
Sorry, I'm in the middle
of a blog right now,
I can't talk to fans.
- Fans?
No sweetheart, we're
not fans of your blog.
- Well, why are you here?
- Oh, well, Tammy,
I'm Kim and this right
here is my girl Precious.
And let's see, you
just so happen
to be fucking our husbands.
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
- Of course you don't,
'cause you're fucking
everybody's husband.
But you see I know.
- Yeah, we know.
- We've met before
and we're gonna meet again
if you don't heed my warning.
You stay the fuck away
from Marcus and Lotti.
Go find you somebody
else to slut around with.
- Security.
- She better.
- Do you guys have security?
- Yes, can I get you a menu?
- Nuh uh, no sweetheart, we
were just about to leave.
- Yes, please.
- But that chicken breast
look awfully delicious.
- It does.
- I thought this bitch leave.
- Remember what the fuck I said.
- Security!
I hope I wasn't live.
Ooh, I just got an email.
Ha, got a job.
Thank you for
applying to our email
about our new ambassador.
Sorry to inform you that we
decided to move forward with,
we decided not to move forward
with you in this project.
Hopefully we can work
together in the future.
Wow.
Crazy.
Hey, Jewels.
No, I'm up.
No, maybe I just need some rest.
(door knocks)
Hold on baby,
it's probably Stephanie.
Oh baby, I gotta go, I
gotta call you later, okay.
All right, love you, bye bye.
- Hey Tammy.
- Hey Lotti, what are
you doing here?
And who told you to
come to my guest house?
- Well you haven't been
responding to my calls or my
texts
and I really wanted to see you,
baby.
- Come here real quick.
- Your wife came to me.
- Man, fuck her.
She's just mad that
she's not you.
I mean, truth be told,
our relationship has
reached its end
and the connection's
just not there.
But I feel that
connection with you.
- Lotti, I have a man,
we only had sex once.
- You know you want to
do this again.
- Lotti, I,
- Shh.
I know where your spot is.
- Lotti, shut up.
- Come on.
- If we gonna do this,
let's do it on the
living room floor.
- I'll do wherever.
- Come on.
(upbeat rap music)
- Lotti, this was awesome,
but my man will be home
in a few days.
- Man, fuck you man.
Shit, you can leave your man
and I could leave my wife.
- Nuh oh, Lotti, I love my
man, I wanna be with my man.
- Be with your man,
what about us?
What is this?
- It was just a good time,
nothing more and nothing less.
- Nah.
- Lotti, you refusing my kisses?
- I'll talk to you later.
- All right then, bye.
(belt rattles)
Go home to your wife then.
- Yeah, you stay here
and wait for your leader
to be here in a couple of days.
- I wonder what Jewels is doing.
- Fucking Loti.
(hand smacks)
I'm gonna get this bitch.
(door closes)
(sensual music)
I will fly across the
moon just to get to you
And anything you say to
do I'll do it just for you
Just say that you need
me, say that need me
And I'll be on my way
Say that you need me,
say that you need me
And I won't be late
Won't be late, won't be late
Just call my name, yeah,
it's okay
I'm on my way
Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
- Girl, another day,
another dollar.
You look good.
Megan ain't got shit on me.
This body, honey, alone,
these niggas cannot handle me.
Gorgeous, smart,
and I give good head.
(sensual R&B music)
I will fly across the
moon just to get to you
And anything you say to
do, I'll do it just for you
Just say that you need
me, say that you need me
And I'll be on my way
Say that you need me,
say that you need me
And I won't be late
Sneaky link, they're
mad at my sneaky link
He rolling that paper weed
myself, ignoring them naysayers
Bottle of Zonks, I
finally mad it
Married again for
his benefits
I'm having my way, so
get out the way
Before I smash on
your husband, ho
Stealing your boyfriends
Humping your baby daddy
for pleasure
Keep calling me princess
Licking his lips, he
after my treasure
Sneaky link, I'm snatching
your man with my looky wink
He feeling my, he
knowing what's up with me
And girls roll back,
they plotting on me
Trying to expose on my MO
Hopscotching these
men I be riding
- Tammy Folks.
Wait until I tell my
niggas this shit.
(Tammy sighs)
- Hello, are you Tammy Folks?
- Yeah, I am.
- Hi Tammy, I'm Danni.
I was hired to be your
personal assistant for today.
Your husband will be in
later this evening
and we have to make sure
you are prepared.
- Prepared for what?
- Don't worry.
Don't mind me letting myself in.
But you might wanna start
with taking a shower.
- Make yourself at home
while I freshen up.
- Don't mind if I do.
(dramatic hip-hop music)
Oh, Tammy, you're ready?
Yeah, we have a busy
day for today.
You have to get your
hair, nose, and a massage.
Gotta get you glammed up
and make sure you're
prepared for tonight.
- All right, let's get started.
- Let's.
- Oh, hey girl.
- Girl, I think Jewels is
gonna pop the question tonight.
I got my hair and my makeup
done, got me all dolled up.
- Okay sis, just make sure
you drop me the address.
Yeah, I think I have the
perfect outfit and everything.
But it feels good
talking to you,
feels like I haven't spoken
to you in a few days.
- Yeah, it's been a long week.
I look good.
Damn, I forgot to call
Francine and Trinity, damn.
- Yeah, you know you
gotta have them there too.
- Okay, I'm gonna call
you right back.
This looks good, Danni, oh nice.
- I know.
- I need like some red
lipstick, just a little.
All right, I think I'm good.
Danni, do you think we can
stop by my aunt's house?
- Yeah, we can fit that
into a schedule.
- Okay, let's go.
- We got shoes.
- Thanks.
(smooth R&B music)
What time will we get there?
- It says we close, just
be two minutes.
We're gonna need to make a stop.
(pair talks)
(music plays)
- Auntie.
Auntie.
Auntie.
Auntie.
Aunt Fran.
Aunt Fran, wake up, I got
something to tell you.
Auntie.
Auntie.
Nuh uh.
Am I supposed to.
Auntie.
Oh, Auntie.
No, come, wake up.
Auntie.
No, this can't be happening,
not tonight.
Wake up.
Where's my phone?
Auntie, wake up.
(Tammy cries)
Auntie.
(phone rings)
(children play)
(door closes)
- You know, I'm sorry
to hear about your aunt,
but you have to stay strong,
okay.
Did you wanna cancel plans
this evening with Jewels?
- No.
No, it's okay.
I feel like she would want
me to be happy.
I have to live this day for her.
- Have you heard from
your sister?
- Not yet, I've been
calling her all day.
- Okay, well don't
worry about it.
Let's go get your makeup
and your hair touched up
and get you ready to see
Jewels, how about that?
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Okay.
Don't worry.
I know I'm labeled as a
player and I crush a lot
But I've been
chasing after you
Since I laid my eyes on you
never been discreet, it
ain't hard to see I want you
I ain't speaking of your skin,
But you made my
days brighter
Your looks, they're so mean
But you're all the way nice
I can see it in your smile
You done been
through some pain
But the skies don't see
the rainbows
If it never rain.
Hoping that you did
my little love letter
With my pen I spell your name,
L-O-V-E
- Yes, Precious.
Hello.
- Hey girl, how you doing?
Yeah, I found the number
that you asked
me for, Megan, yeah.
I'm about to send that to
you right now.
- Okay, I knew you'd come
through from me, girl.
- Yeah, we still
meeting in an hour.
- You already know, I'm dressed,
I'm ready, and I'm on my way.
I've just gotta make one
more phone call.
- Okay.
See ya.
- See you shortly.
(soft R&B music)
- I must be at Disney.
- Are you ready?
- Yeah, I just gotta hold
back my tears from crying.
I don't wanna mess up
my makeup again.
- You look beautiful.
I can see why Jewels
loves you so much.
- Aw, thank you Danni.
- Oh my God, friend,
you look so beautiful.
- Thank you, so do you, Steph.
- Thank you.
But is Francine and
Trinity coming?
I didn't see them over there.
- Steph, Francine died.
- What, when?
- I need to hold back my
tears, I do not want to cry.
- Please.
- But I found her earlier.
- Well, you know I'm
here for you, Tam,
especially tonight
of all nights.
- After all of this mess,
I gotta find Trinity.
I am worried.
- Well you know I'm
here to help you.
- Thank you, Steph.
- You're welcome.
Let's go.
- Let's go.
- Damn, it's hot.
(smooth R&B music)
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share my
life with you
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share my
life with you
Ever since the very
time we touched
You had my head spinning,
yeah, you had me collared
Had me collared
Never would imagine
what I had done
That a nigger like
me would fell in love
Good things don't
last forever
Let's make this
last 'til then
Sweetie, we gonna
ride together
My homey, my best friend
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share my life
Let's make it last forever
(group mutters)
- I wonder what time
she's coming out.
- I don't know, girl.
You know we're black, it's
not gonna start 'til mad late.
- Better come on, 'cause
my feet is killing me.
- Tammy Folks, can you
come up here?
- Oh, okay.
- She looks nice.
- How are you?
- Hey, y'all,
how y'all doing?
- What's up?
- Hey, bro, looking good.
- Thank you.
- Oh, so gorgeous.
- There you go.
- We have an important
announcement.
Yes, just for you.
Jewels.
Jewels.
- Hey, baby.
- [Woman] Handsome.
- Tammy,
- Okay.
will you marry me?
- Yeah?
- Yes.
- Do the damn thing.
- Yay!
- You married now.
- Yes, yes.
- Missed you too.
This is nice.
(group claps)
- Well, isn't this nice,
two people that love each other.
- And do.
- Oh yeah.
- That's facts.
- 'Til death
do us part, right?
Me and Jim got engaged a
month ago and Tammy Folks
fucked my man.
- What?
(group gasps)
- She sure did.
- That's right, I said it.
- What is she talking about?
- Tammy Folks fucked my man.
- She did.
(group gasps)
- [Megan] That's right,
I said it.
She fucked my man.
- She's a fucking liar.
- What is she talking about?
- You know, you
struck me as a type
to say some shit like that.
Now Tammy, if she lying,
is this not you and Jim
Hamilton in trashy-ass Chinko's?
- Ooh.
- Come on now.
- And,
that ain't you coming
out the hotel
- Oh my God.
- With Jim Hamilton.
- Look, I don't know
who you are,
but that doesn't prove shit.
(group mutters)
- Baby, you definitely
know who the hell I am
'cause I done told your
ass too many times
to stay the fuck away
from my husband.
Let me just airdrop this
to your little friends
and family here.
(group exclaims)
You fucking my husband Lotti--
(group reacts)
Congratulations, boo.
- Yeah, congrats.
- Tammy, Tammy, wait.
- What?
- I told you this shit
was going to happen.
- Fuck you, Steph, you didn't
even have my back back there.
- Really?
You gonna try to blame
this shit on me?
I told you this shit
was gonna happen
but you wanted to chase
the high, remember?
Yeah, own up to it.
- Leave me alone, Stephanie,
(dramatic R&B music)
(Tammy cries)
- Tammy,
Jewels wants you outta
his car right now
and he wants you outta his
house as soon as possible.
- But it's our house.
- Technically, his name is on
the deed, so it's his house.
- But Danni, where am I
supposed to go?
(door closes)
(melancholic R&B music)
What if I'm over it
Gonna be pissed when
I'm over it
'Cause you don't know
what loving is
Yeah, you just wanna
feel my tits
And treat like what
nothing is
Gonna be hard when
I'm over it
See I ain't coming
back to this
Once I'm gone,
then it's over
These walls won't break down
'Cause I'm king of my house
And I'll be fine on my own
But all I ever wanted
was you and me
And I try to reach out,
but you went and changed
And went back to someone
- Megan, it is so good to
have you back.
So good to see you, girl,
you look good.
- Thank you, Robin, I
love your show.
You know, anytime,
anything for you.
- Now you know we have
to get straight to it.
You, Tammy, and your husband Jim
are on the most popular
drama list right now.
- Okay, Robin,
now you know Tammy Folks
has always been a mess.
Their little hookups
don't even bother to me.
She met him at a hole
in a wall club
and he even gave her
a fake name.
Port is his middle name and
she still slept with him.
- Girl, that is scandalous.
So you have a pretty
big decision.
Tell us, are you gonna
take him back?
- Of course, Robin,
Beyonce took Jay back.
I mean it's going to cost
him, but I love my man.
- And it costs to be a boss.
That's on "The Robin Show."
- Tammy.
- Trinity.
- Yes.
Me and Yaya have been
locked up for like a month
on some dumb shit, bro.
- What'd I tell you
about hanging with Yaya?
- I know, I know, I know.
And I even heard what's been
going on in the tabloids
and I heard what happened
between you and Jewels.
- Yeah, it don't even matter,
sis.
- I'm just so sad I
couldn't be here for you
and Miss Francine.
I'm sorry I couldn't be here
for the both of you guys.
- It's all right, It
don't even matter.
At least we still got
our memories.
Could even think about moving
somewhere and starting fresh.
- I mean, I heard
Denver's pretty cool.
Let's try that.
- Let's do it.
Don't be sad.
It's okay, I love you.
- I love you too.
Let's get out of here.
(peaceful music)
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share
my life with you girl
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share
my life with you, girl
Let's make it last forever
Girl, I'm just saying
I wish I could share my life
(smooth R&B music)
I got a good man
Yeah, he's all right with me
All of the bills are
paid on time
- Now look, I'm gonna put
y'all up on game
with these steps that I got.
This right here, you
follow my instructions,
will keep your man at home.
Step one, make love to him.
Sex has a way of relaxing men
You can do this, you can
change his mood
by just making love to him.
And sometimes it's okay
to be the aggressor.
Step two, do not make the
home a war zone.
If coming home to you
is coming home
to yet another argument, he
gonna dread coming home to you.
And trust me when I say this,
it hurts when a home
is a place to run from
and not to run to.
Step three, ask that
man how he is.
Us women want men to ask
us how we are all the time.
It's easy to do, ladies,
just do it.
And step four,
organize his life.
Now y'all know all these men
out here are disorganized.
They can't dress, they can't
do laundry, they can't cook,
they can't schedule
doctor's appointments.
Please, ladies, help your man
out and make his life easier.
Pack his man cave, most
men have a man cave.
They need one, they wanna
get away, they wanna write,
they wanna read, they
wanna watch TV,
they wanna get away from you,
they wanna meditate, anything.
Let him have his peace,
just like you want yours.
Step six, pray for him.
You know his potentials,
his goals, his dreams,
his battles, his struggles.
Let him hear you pray for him
and sometimes pray together.
Step seven, help him
out financially.
Now ladies, you know these
men ain't right
when they money tight.
Don't put so much
pressure on him,
trying to take care
of the family
when you know he ain't got it.
Help him with the bills, help
him with the water bills,
help him with something,
insurance, anything.
Just don't let him stress
and take it on himself.
And last but not least,
ladies, make memories with him.
The old ones are cool, but
you gotta make new ones too.
Spend time with your
man and hang out.
And that is how I keep my man,
y'all.
It's the Megan effect.