Snow White's Christmas Adventure (2023) Movie Script

[gentle music playing]
On Christmas,
long, long ago,
in a world where mirrors talk,
where girls were named
after white snow.
[stammers] Never mind.
You're about to see
what unfolds.
[pleasant music playing]
[somber choral music playing]
[adventurous music playing]
[adventurous music playing]
[soft music playing]
[somber orchestral
music playing]
[horse hooves clopping]
Let's see if we can find
this perfect gift then,
shall we?
- Come on.
- [horse hooves clopping]
[horse hooves clopping]
What's this?
[clopping halts]
Wait here a moment.
[shopkeeper mutters]
[The Prince laughs]
Not there.
Let's go.
[horse hooves clopping]
It's a peculiar little town,
this, isn't it?
Let's, uh,
check out the shoes...
Ah, blast it,
it's closed.
All right. [low grunt]
I'll just have
to keep searching.
[somber music continues]
[rain pattering]
[pedestrians chattering]
[indistinct chatter continues]
[horse hooves clopping]
[chuffs louder]
[The Prince exhales]
[rain pattering]
[horse hooves clopping]
Looking wonderful.
[horse hooves clopping]
[horse chuffs]
[horse chuffs]
Pots, eh?
What are you suggesting?
Ah, you. [exhales]
Now that...
That could be interesting.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Come on.
[horse hooves clopping]
[The Prince] Sir?
I'm, uh...
I'm looking for a present,
and I know that I've
very much procrastinated
till the last minute,
but, uh...
Well, you see, I hate shopping.
No time like the present
for a present.
- [chain rattles]
- [shopkeeper] How about this?
Mm, not really
- what I'm looking for.
- Hmm.
[chain thuds softly]
Not so much.
I'm looking
for something more, um...
Uh... special.
I know.
Let me show you something.
[dreamy music playing]
- [The Prince gasps]
- You won't find work like that
just anywhere.
- Oh my...
- Not since the fairies left.
This is the work
of fairies then?
Made out of magic,
- [The Prince exhales]
- ...and cobwebs.
I'll take it.
Someone is a lucky lady.
Oh, I assure you,
I'm the lucky one.
[gentle music playing]
Good tidings we bring
to you and your kin
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy new year
What do you think, Fluffy?
- Yeah.
- [Fluffy pants]
I'm so glad we could finish
before Prince returned.
He'll be here soon.
And in the meantime,
he sent me all his love.
All his love.
I love him so much.
- [gentle music continues]
- [Fluffy panting]
[owl hooting]
The Queen. The Queen is here!
[tense music playing]
[footsteps pattering]
The Queen!
The Queen is here!
[boot thuds]
[armor jangling]
[tense music continues]
[armors jangling]
[tense music rises]
[halberds thud]
[footsteps thudding]
- [hand whooshes]
- [flames shoot]
[ominous music playing]
[shutters creak]
[ominous music continues]
- [mirror snores, groans]
- Mirror, mirror on the wall.
[mirror snoring]
- [Evil Queen] Wake up.
- Mm, mm...
[flames crackling]
- Wake up!
- [mirror snores]
- [mirror groans lightly]
- Wake up!
[mirror snores]
[mirror groans lightly, mutters]
I was just resting
my eyes. [light groan]
Do your thing.
[tense music playing]
I'm so happy
Prince will be here soon.
Now all we need
for a perfect Christmas
is snow.
Look at her,
not a care in the world.
Well, she is worried
there won't be snow.
Did she send me
a Christmas card?
Bring over a batch of cookies?
Invite me to join her
for Christmas dinner?
She is a terrible cook.
It's the thought that counts.
You didn't even send me
a Christmas card.
I'm sending New Year's cards
this holiday. Less stress.
It was nice of Hansel and Gretel
to remember me.
They did not send you
a Christmas card.
They sent you a summons
to appear in court!
It was more than
Snow White sent,
that's for sure.
Did you send her a card?
That's not the point.
I'm the queen!
[gulps] I agree.
You're useless today.
It's almost like
you want Snow White
to have a better Christmas,
but that's not going to happen.
I'll summon the Huntsman.
He's on vacation in Iberia.
It's warm in Iberia.
The Wolf, then.
Sadly, he and Red Riding Hood
declared a truce,
and he'll be spending Christmas
at Grandma's house.
What about his cousin?
The Big Bad Wolf is taking
anger management classes.
[both] The Warlock.
I'll be back.
[footsteps receding]
[flames crackling]
- [door clicks]
- [footsteps tapping]
[door creaks]
[footsteps tapping]
[door creaks]
[footsteps tapping]
[door closes]
- [gate rattling]
- [footsteps tapping]
- [gate clanks]
- [footsteps tapping]
[door creaks, rattles]
[suspenseful music playing]
Good tidings, my Queen.
Don't do that again.
I'm here to serve you.
I need an enchanted forest
and a maze.
[scoffs] An amazing maze.
Is that one spell or two?
For you?
- [cauldron bubbling]
- [Warlock exhales]
You've earned
three bonus spells
in the last month.
Consider this a freebie.
- Excellent.
- [notebook thuds]
Are you sure you need
both an enchanted forest
and a maze?
Seems a bit much.
I want the prince far, far away
from Snow White.
Easily done.
[suspenseful music playing]
Why should he and Snow White
have all the fun?
- I hear you.
- [book pages flip]
It's just not fair.
I know.
- [small jar thuds]
- After all...
I'm the queen.
Found it.
"Enchanted Forest."
I knew you were
the right person
for the job.
Put a smidgen
of boggy leaves
in that bowl.
But how much is a smidgen?
More than a dash,
less than a skosh.
Bats' wings.
- [bats squeaking]
- [wings flapping]
That will come in handy
next Halloween.
Gloomy weather.
[lid clicks]
No, not that much!
magic is not
a spectator sport.
Let me contact you
when the spell is complete.
- But I, but--
- Please.
Very well.
[container thuds]
[melancholic music playing]
[door creaks, closes]
[melancholic music continues]
[crickets chirping]

It's supposed to snow tonight.
Isn't that wonderful?
And then you and I and Prince
can make a snowman.
[gentle music playing]
Good night, my love,
wherever you are.
[crickets chirping]

[wind whooshing]
- [wolves howling]
- [horse chuffs]
I know it's not
a five-star stable, but...
we can rough it
for one more night, right?
And I'll bet when we get
to Snow White's cottage,
she'll have a fat carrot
or two for you.
- Ah.
- [horse chuffs]
[owl hooting]
Good night, my love.
[wolves howling]
[soft chiming music playing]
[foreboding music playing]
[foreboding music continues]
[foreboding music continues]
[foreboding music continues]
[horse hooves clopping]
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Right then, straight it is.
- [horse chuffs]
- [hooves clopping]
[foreboding music playing]
[wolves howling in distance]
[birds chirping]
Good morning, Fluffy.
It's chilly, isn't it?
Do you think we got some snow?
- Let's go and see.
- [Fluffy huffing]
Do you want some breakfast?
Let me get a fire started.
Oh, dear.
I know you're hungry.
Just give me a minute,
and I'll go get
some firewood, okay?
Come on, let's go.
[foreboding music playing]
[horse hooves clopping]
[wolves howling in distance]
Does this place
look familiar to you?
[grunts, sighs]
Well, at least
it's not snowing.
[wolf howling in distance]
[foreboding music playing]
[Fluffy panting]
[woman singing]
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse
open sleigh, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse
open sleigh, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
- [Elora] Snow!
- [Snow White] Elora!
[Fluffy barking]
- [Snow White] Elora!
- [Elora laughs]
it's so good
to see you.
Good to see you too,
Snow White.
Oh, Snow, this is Hans.
Hans, Snow.
So nice to meet you.
I didn't expect you guys
until spring.
Well, we were unexpectedly
offered a two-weeks show.
- Yep.
- Lucky you.
- Dragon attacked.
- Oh, yeah,
but there bad luck
was our good fortune.
You know, sometimes
you slay the dragon,
- sometime the dragon slays you.
- [Elora] Yeah.
We could have had another
engagement right away,
but we decided we needed
some downtime.
[Fluffy panting]
Yeah, he's sulking
because we didn't get
the first year's job
in Varovia.
Remember the last time
we were there?
Uh, celebrating
the King's wedding?
The food was the worst.
Cold ham and dried-out
honey bread.
- I love honey bread!
- Oh, oh, I can make you
- my honey cake.
- [gasps]
Uh, please, we don't want
to put you to any trouble.
- [nervous chuckle]
- Let us help you
g-gather the-the firewood,
and then you can catch us up
about all the gossip.
- Okay?
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- [Fluffy barks]
[gentle music playing]
[shoes clacking]
Somebody got
too many lumps of coal
when they were a kid.
[suspenseful music playing]
[in high-pitched voice]
Mirror, mirror on the wall!
[in low voice]
No, not today.
[in high-pitched voice]
But I wanna get Snow White!
[in low voice]
I don't care, I'm the Warlock.
[in high-pitched voice]
But I'm the Queen.
[in low voice]
Who cares?
I'm in charge now.
[in high-pitched voice]
Not so fast.
[Evil Queen] Warlock!
[shoes clacking]
- Yes.
- How do you feel
about creating some mischief
for Snow White
and her three friends?
It would be
my diabolical pleasure.
[pages rustling]
Ah, yes.
[breathes in]
[Warlock] Ah.
[cauldron bubbling]
[butterfly wings fluttering]
[chanting in foreign language]
[butterfly wings fluttering]
[chanting in foreign language]
[butterfly wings fluttering]
Have fun.
[suspenseful music playing]
[butterfly wings
fluttering rapidly]
[wind whooshing]
[Fluffy panting]
Will your companions
be catching up to you later?
Well... [sighs]
I'm sad to say there's
only the three of us now.
Did they all quit the trip?
No, no,
our lives just went off
in different directions.
[dreamy music playing]
[Winston] Vinny came up
with a new recipe for ale
and sold it
to the King of Iberia
and never has to work again.
[Snow White]
His ale was delicious.
[Winston] I'll see
if he'll send you a bottle
from his personal collection.
- Francisco opened a tavern.
- [indistinct chatter]
[Snow White]
He always did love food.
What about Andre?
[Winston] Andre opened
his own blacksmith shop.
- [metal clinking]
- They will all be
at the Stonehenge
Solstice Festival.
[Snow White] I bet
you love that festival.
[thrilling music playing]
And what about Yuri?
Yuri got married,
went on his honeymoon,
but we have not heard from him.
That's where
we found this one.
He was sleeping
behind the oven
and making barley bread.
We offered him a life
of adventure and here we are.
That's odd.
What, my love?
I just saw a butterfly.
[tense music plays]
Seems a little bit cold
for a butterfly
- this time of year.
- Mm?
[suspenseful music playing]
[Fluffy barks]
- [Fluffy barking]
- [rock clacking]
[Fluffy continues barking]
- [Fluffy barking]
- [suspenseful music playing]
[little rocks clattering]
- Run!
- Ah!
- [Fluffy barking]
- [Elora panting]
[rock rumbling]
[Snow White pants, grunts]
[quirky band music playing]
[quirky band music continues]
[rock tumbles]
- [Winston pants, exhales]
- [Elora exhales]
[pants] Is...
is everyone all right?
- I'm fine.
- [breathes heavily]
That was no accident.
Was it the butterfly?
I-I've never seen
a butterfly like that.
I don't know about you three,
but that's enough
excitement for me.
- [Fluffy barking]
- Fluffy!
[Snow White chuckles]
Well, let's go home
before we run into
any other surprises.
- [Winston and Elora] Yeah.
- Let's go, honey.
[adventurous music playing]
- [horse chuffs]
- Oh, come on.
I'm not lost, if that's
what you're worrying about.
We're just taking
the long way around.
[soft chiming music playing]
[birds chirping]
[flames crackling]
[soup splashes]
- [sighs]
- [soup splashes]
If no one else
will say it, I will.
Something about
this whole thing
smells fishy.
But there's no fish in the soup.
[both grunt softly]
[Elora] I mean,
something is not right.
What's with the dry weather?
It should have snowed
two days ago.
And that peculiar
butterfly. Hans!
I hate to say it, Snow, but...
this has all the earmarks
of the Queen,
the Evil Queen.
Not even she
would ruin Christmas.
Don't fool yourself.
She has ice water running
through her veins, brr!
I think Elora
is right on this one.
We need to do something
about this whole situation.
- [soup splashes]
- [cow moos]
We're not even sure
she did this.
- [cows mooing]
- [Fluffy barking]
- [mouthing] Hello?
- [soup splashes]
Oh... well, uh,
it's time for our walk.
[nervous chuckle] We always
stretch our legs after lunch.
- No.
- Yes, we do, Hans.
- No.
- Yeah, you do.
The Prince!
[footsteps thudding]
[footsteps thudding]
[Fluffy barking]
[birds chirping]
[quirky music playing]
[crow cawing]
[rocks rattle]
- [helmet clangs]
- [rock thuds]
[rocks rattle]
- [helmet clangs]
- [rock thuds]
Hey, stop it!
[rocks clatters]
[helmet clangs]
[hands banging]
[shoes clacking]
[grunting softly]
[cheerful music playing]
[shoes clacking]
- [cheerful music continues]
- [shoes clacking]

[shoes clacking]
Oh, that was close.
- [both panting]
- We should have brought Elora.
She always knows
what to do.
I think this is the room
we're looking for.
Why this one?
It's the magic room!
How do you know?
- Ah. [chuckles]
- Mm-hmm. [sighs]
[door clacks, creaks]
[cauldron bubbling]
[door closes]
This proves she's behind it.
- Hans.
- Huh?
This proves she's behind it.
Or she could be making tea.
Queens don't make
their own tea.
They have people for that.
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
[both gasp]
[both muttering]
- Oh!
- Uh...
Oh, well, okay.
[both groaning]
Shh, shh, shh!
- You shut up!
- Shh, shh, shh!
- [latch rattles]
- [door creaks]
[shoes clacking softly]
- Aha! [laughs]
- [Elora screams]
- Hans.
- [Hans chuckles]
- Wha--
- Whoa, I-I am so sorry.
- I didn't-- Ow!
- [pan clangs]
You scared us half to death!
What are you doing here?
You were taking too long.
[Winston groans]
Look what I found.
[gasps] Be careful,
it's a cookbook.
- It's a spell book.
- Oh.
[Elora] It's a spell book?
Let me see that.
Eh? "Gloomy weather.
Just one drop of gloomy
into a kettle."
Elora, be careful.
You don't want to accidentally
create something bad.
- I won't. [gasps]
- [Winston] Mm-hmm.
[Elora] Here's one
to turn someone
- into a hippopotamus!
- Ha! We can use it on Winston.
[mockingly] He-he, we can us it
on Winston!
- [Hans] Mm.
- Can't believe Queen did this.
- I'm so disappointed.
- [stammers]
You have a kind soul
and want to see
the best in people,
even when there isn't any.
That's one of the things
we like about you.
- Any luck?
- Uh-huh.
"To stop any spell,
dump the kettle contents."
Simple enough. [laughs]
[liquid splashing]
- [flame whooshes]
- [gasping]
- [Winston] Oof.
- [cauldron bubbling]
- [footsteps receding]
- [suspenseful music playing]
[shutter creaks, bangs]
Oh, oh, oh, ow, ow, ow.
Stop it. Stop it!
What are you doing with that?
- Put it back.
- Why?
If the Queen sees it's missing,
she'll know we've been here.
But, but--
Wouldn't you like to be able
to turn someone into a hippo
the next time they don't pay us
our full price?
I don't know.
Maybe we could--
Uh, no, put it back!
[clears throat]
[sighs deeply]
[liquid splashes]
[suspenseful music playing]
[Elora grunts]
Uh, let's go!
Let's go, let's go.
[footsteps tapping]
[Elora gasps]
She's coming!
Quick, in there.
[door creaks]
Close the door!
- [door creaks]
- [Elora] We can't stay in here.
We have to figure a way out.
[mirror] Boo!
[muffled speaking]
[Elora pants]
[Winston] Oh.
[exhales sharply] Nothing.
What are we going to do?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
[breathing heavily]
- Hans.
- [holds breath]
Please, don't tell
the Queen we're here.
Why? It's Christmas.
She may want to see you.
She's going to turn me
into a monkey, I just know it!
- No, no, she won't.
- She won't?
No, she'll probably turn you
into a hippopotamus.
But now, you and your friends
need to get out of here
while you can.
[suspenseful music playing]
- I think she's coming.
- [breathes heavily]
[doors creak]
[tense music playing]
Why do I feel like
I have uninvited
Christmas guests?
[mirror] That's for me to know
and you to find out.
I'll deal with you later.
And meanwhile,
they're getting away.
[adventurous music playing]
[adventurous music continues]
[suspenseful music playing]
[The Prince] Ah,
I'm sorry about this.
I know you were looking forward
to a ration of oats
and a warm stall.
[horse hooves clopping]
[horse chuffs]
There's got to be
a way out of here.
Come on.
[horse hooves clopping]
[crow squawking]
[crow squawking]
[wolf howling]
[tense music sting]
[shoes clacking]
[Elora] She was trying
to ruin Christmas.
She cast a spell
to hold back the snow.
I know.
I feel bad for her.
She's there all alone.
There is no hope for her.
One can always hope.
You know, there's
an old showbiz saying,
"Never wear out your welcome."
So maybe we could just...
I never heard that saying.
I'm so sorry, sweetie,
for everything.
But it's Christmas Eve.
Please, don't go.
I don't wanna go home!
[Elora] I just want to get warm.
[flames crackling]
[Snow White]
I really want you to stay.
Spend Christmas with me.
What about the prince?
He could be here anytime.
He will enjoy having you here.
Especially after he hears
how you've helped me.
Please, you're family.
And nothing
would mean more to me
than spending Christmas
with my family.
Very well, we'll stay
for Christmas.
Ha-zah! [laughs]
How did you get so wise?
I learned from you.
[gentle music playing]
Let's see how happy
she is tomorrow
when she realizes
the prince is not coming.
I don't think
it's healthy for you
to obsess over Snow White
the way you do.
It makes you look
overly invested.
Maybe you should, mm,
get some hobbies.
Take some cooking lessons.
Start a book club, hmm?
So they think they've
stopped me, do they?
We'll just see about that.
[shoes clacking]
She's persistent,
I'll give her that.
- [latch rattles]
- [door creaks]
[pot bubbles]
Stop, I say!
[bubbling intensifies]
I command you to stop!
[bubbling halts]
[soft bubbling]
[footsteps tapping softly]
[pot bubbling softly]
[bubbling intensifies]
[suspenseful music rises]
[Evil Queen yells] Warlock!
[crow cawing]
[quirky music playing]
What do you think?
[mirror] Hmm? Nice. Classy.
Goes with your eyes.
The green is nice too.
Both are traditional
this time of year.
[door clacks, opens]
- [groans]
- [mirror] Oh, my Queen,
uh, do you need a towel?
One more snide remark
out of you,
and I'll have someone
throw a brick at you.
[mirror] Maybe you should
give up being evil.
I'll ruin Snow White's Christmas
if it's the last thing I do!
Plan P!
Do you mean "Plan B"?
P for "Prince,"
try to keep up.
He's still
in the Enchanted Forest.
Bring him to the palace
and don't try to be gentle.
Until later, my Queen.
You made him a happy man.
[footsteps receding]
Well, it is Christmas.
[laughs diabolically]
[Evil Queen
laughing diabolically]
[dreamy harp music playing]
[dreamy harp music continues]
[harp music continues]
[magic whooshes]
[grass rustles]
Come. There's a stall
in the castle
with your name on it.
You'll be quite comfortable.
- [gentle music playing]
- [birds chirping]
[Elora] Hey!
- Look what I found.
- Oh. They look lovely.
Yeah. [chuckles]
[bread crunching]
Hey, now, what's that
I see on your face? A frown?
I know it's silly.
I just worry about Prince.
I can't help worrying about him.
I just know that
if he was going to be late,
he would've sent a message.
Dragon attack, huh?
Eat, don't talk!
I just know he's
in some terrible trouble.
Don't let your imagination
get the better of you.
Maybe... it's snowing
where he is.
- Erm, the roads are blocked.
- [Winston] Mm-hmm.
Let me get my guitar.
I'll make hot chocolate.
[Fluffy barking]
[light music playing]
[Elora] Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge
in a pear tree
On the fourth day
of Christmas
My true love gave to me...
Four calling birds.
Performance anxiety.
[soft chuckle]
You know,
when I first met Winston,
I could barely sing a note.
I was so afraid people
would laugh at me.
But you know what he said to me?
He said, "Elora,
you are with family,
and you don't have to worry."
Hans, you are with family now.
We love you too much
to make fun of you.
- Let's try this again.
- [Elora] Come.
On the fourth day
of Christmas
My true love gave to me...
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two flying doves
[all] And a partridge
in a pear tree
Time to wrap up
the presents.
I love presents.
I'm worried about her.
I'm worried about the Queen.
She's not a quitter.
She set out to ruin Christmas.
She's still got lots of time.
[exhales sharply]
[crow cawing]
[crow squawking]
- [snoring]
- [flames crackling]
Who are you?
That's your first question?
I would've went with,
"Where am I?"
Feel free to answer
in any order.
I am Warlock.
What, like bard
or is it more of a title?
It's rude to interrupt.
Sorry, I...
I've just got,
well, quite a few questions.
I'm sure you do.
You're Queen's guest
at the castle,
and we want you
to stay for dinner.
I very much appreciate
the invite,
but, um, I do have
to be elsewhere.
So... I really must dash.
- Bush!
- [bush rustles]
What are you doing? Let me go.
I must insist you stay.
[Fluffy panting]
What was that?
- [Fluffy panting]
- Oh, nothing.
[Fluffy panting]
- [gentle music playing]
- [birds chirping]
[Hans] You ready?
[The Prince] You know,
if you help me go,
I could help you chop down
a proper Christmas tree.
- [bush rustles]
- [grunts]
You just hurt Bush's feelings.
- Sorry, Bush.
- [rustles]
You were on your way
to spend Christmas
with Snow White.
That's right.
My one true love.
Oh, that's so sweet.
[nervous chuckles]
- What are you, uh...
- [liquid splashing]
What are you making over there?
- A Christmas delicacy.
- Ah.
Smells... great.
It will smell even better
once I'm finished.
[The Prince laughs]
Can't wait.
- [footsteps thud]
- [Bush rustles]
[sighs deeply]
[wrapping paper rustles]
Great job, everyone.
[Fluffy barking in distance]
[Fluffy barking]
- [Fluffy whimpers]
- Fluffy, what's wrong?
Woof, woof, woof, woof!
- Woof, woof, woof, woof!
- [Fluffy barks]
The prince is at the castle.
You never told us
you could speak dog.
It never came up.
- Do you speak cat?
- Oh, no, no one speak cat.
They don't like speaking
with the human servants.
- [Hans laughs]
- The prince is at the castle?
Woof, woof! Woof, woof!
Warlock took him.
We have to rescue him.
It's way too dangerous.
Yeah, we just barely made it
out of the castle the last time.
He's my true love,
I have to go.
I'll go with you.
Thank you, Hans.
You know I'll help.
Well, the odds are not
in our favor, but I'm in.
You stay here and guard
the house, okay?
We'll be back in a jiffy.
Jiffy, what is a jiffy?
J-just-- Let's go!
- Jiffy!
- Let's go!
[crow cawing]
[playful music playing]
[snoring continues]
- [hand pats]
- [snoring continues]
[armor jangling]
[footsteps tapping]
[armor jangling]
Did you find my shoe?
- [heads bang]
- [spring coils]
[Hans chuckles]
[guards thud]
[quirky music playing]
[armor clanks]
How are we gonna
find the prince?
[Elora catches breath]
We should have asked Fluffy.
We just need to look
in every room
until we find him.
- Then let's stop wasting time.
- Okay.
[Winston] W-whoa!
[Elora shouts]
You should have told me
you were coming.
I would've set more places
at the table.
- [Winston gulps]
- My Queen...
"My Queen"? Are you trying
to butter me up?
I don't think we have
enough butter. [chuckles]
Or a big enough knife.
[somber violin music playing]
[Winston snoring comically]
[snores comically]
- Lasagna!
- [exclaims]
[Hans laughs]
[Winston grunts]
[knock on door]
We are not getting out this way!
[door clacks, creaks]
I thought you might be hungry.
[Hans] Apples?
You don't have
any Christmas cookies?
You don't have to do this.
But of course I do.
Bon apptit.
[footsteps tapping]
[door slams]
[Elora scoffs]
I can't believe it.
[Hans] Christmas cookies,
I understood that.
[Elora] She really thinks
we are going to eat
one of those apples.
[apple crunches]
I was starving.
It might be poisoned.
She wouldn't have,
would she?
Oh, don't bite on it.
I'm starting to feel...
[Elora] Snow?
[cauldron bubbling]
[footsteps tapping]
Did you miss me?
Not really.
Bush kept me company.
You know,
if I didn't know any better,
I'd say Bush kinda has
a crush on me.
Joke while you can.
Why are you doing this?
I'm the evil Warlock.
It's my character.
Then you could change
that character.
Why? Well, because it'd be
kind of nicer being nice.
You really believe that?
You do? Poor boy.
[The Prince] How about this?
Why don't we go to Snow White's
cottage together?
She's never met you,
but I could introduce you
as a friend
that I picked up on the road,
and, uh, I'll cook us all
a nice dinner,
and we'll just have
a lovely feast together.
How does that sound?
You cook?
Cooking's not really her thing.
[shaker grinds]
Ooh, you've put
an awful lot of pepper
into that already.
You know what,
never mind, carry on.
It's almost ready.
Just need the final ingredient.
And what is this
final ingredient?
I figured as much.
Do you need a moment?
Oh, well, this is very much not
how I saw things playing out,
but if I am to go,
I'd very much like
to give you something.
A Christmas present.
Ohh, you're breaking my heart.
What is it?
It's right here in my bag.
[magic whooshes]
[Bush crackles]
- [breathes heavily]
- [object clacks]
Now, I'm sorry I didn't
have time to wrap it.
Give it a twist.
[box squeaks]
["We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
playing on music box]
It's a music box.
I've always wanted one.
Now, Merry Christmas.
- Release.
- [magic whooshes]
[Bush rustles]
Well, thank you.
Oh, and...
I'm very sorry
for spoiling
your wonderful dinner plans.
Eh. My doctor's been after me
to start a plant-based diet
Well, I've got to run,
Snow White is waiting for me.
About that...
[adventurous music playing]
[door opens]
- [footsteps tapping]
- [door closes]
[Warlock mutters]
No, no, no,
it's all right.
He's with us.
About time you showed up.
Oh, what's happened?
[Elora] She ate one of--
of the Queen's apples.
So, so what?
She's under some sort of spell?
Is there anything you can do?
It's not within my power
to undo the Queen's magic.
- [groans]
- [Warlock] I'm sorry.
I don't know what to do.
[Warlock] I do have one idea.
Whenever I was sad,
my mother would give me a kiss,
and it would make me
feel better.
Perhaps that will work here.
[Elora and Winston]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Your mother's magic kiss worked
because she loved you.
[hopeful music playing]
[magic chiming]
[pleasant music playing]
[gentle choral music playing]
[gasps, breathes in]
Prince, is that really you?
It is, my love.
[Elora] It worked.
- [gasps]
- [sniffs]
- It worked, it really worked!
- [both laugh]
[Elora clears throat]
I hate to break up the reunion,
but let's get out of here.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong, my love?
I have an idea.
[Elora] You can tell us about it
- back at the cottage, huh?
- [Winston] Hm!
H-hold on.
What's the idea?
It's something everyone
will have to agree to.
Huddle up.
All right.
You too.
You want me to be part
of your huddle?
You're part of the family now.
So, uh, get in here.
[engaging choral music playing]
My plan worked.
No thanks to you.
You were having so much fun
ruining Christmas,
I didn't want to get
in your way.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
will I have the grandest
Christmas of them all?
The outcome is unclear.
[doorknob rattles]
Did you invite anyone over?
Come in!
Merry Christmas, my Queen.
Might I beg you
for your indulgence?
There's something
I'd like to show you.
[pleasant orchestral
music playing]
[door slams]
Right this way.
[Evil Queen]
What is the meaning of this?
Don't be angry with Warlock.
We asked for his help.
You will never work
in this queendom again!
We wanted you to spend
Christmas with us.
You wanted to spend
Christmas with me?
After the boulder?
I told you there was something
strange about those rocks.
And the enchanted forest
and the apple?
Well, you've been busy,
you must be exhausted.
You don't know
how exhausting it is
being so evil all the time.
All the time.
Well, then why don't you
take a nap?
Shh, shh.
Family should always be
together at Christmas time.
I'm so sorry.
All will be well.
[magic chiming]
Well, look at this
as a new beginning.
And you've just inherited
a new family.
Merry Christmas, my Queen.
I have something for you.
[footsteps pattering]
You think the Queen would,
uh, go for a guy like me?
I mean, uh, I've got muscles.
I'm strong, hmm!
I think you might be too late.
Ah. [sighs]
[Snow White] This is for you.
- And Winston.
- Ooh! Mm.
- And Elora.
- [gasps]
Thank you, thank you.
- [wrapping paper rips]
- [gasps]
"To Hans who want to knows
all the world!" [laughs]
[wrapping paper rustles]
I am, um, mm... [gasps]
"Overwhelmed." [chuckles]
Um... Mm...
"Gratified." [chuckles]
And wait, wait. [laughs, gasps]
Thank you! [laughs]
For you, because
you light our path.
Oh. [exhales]
Come here, you big lug.
[both laugh]
What is "lug" anyway?
[wrapping paper rustles]
Ooh, new socks.
Thank you!
[Elora] You didn't open yours.
- Thank you.
- It's from all of us.
[wrapping paper rustles]
If you ever need our help,
just blow it,
and we'll come running.
That's so sweet.
["We Wish You
A Merry Christmas" chiming]
May I open it now?
[gentle music playing]
- [The Prince clears throat]
- [window clacks]
- [magic chiming]
- [gentle choral music playing]
Look, it's snowing.
[gentle music continues]
[clears throat]
I've got something for you.
[necklace rattles]
- [light chuckle]
- [magic chiming]
It's beautiful.
- Do you like it?
- I love it.
[footsteps pattering]
[choir singing] We wish you
a Merry Christmas
We wish you
a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
and a happy...
[mirror] Ho, ho, ho,
Merry Christmas to all.
...New year!
[owl hoots]
- [soft chiming music playing]
- [soldier groaning]
- [wolf howls]
- I preferred
when the Queen was evil.
B-blast it.
[music ends]
[vibrant choral music playing]
[soft instrumental
Christmas music playing]
[soft instrumental
music playing]
["O Come All Ye Faithful"
instrumental playing]
[music ends]