Spa (2026) Movie Script

- "What will society think of us? Won't the righteous condemn us?"
- Madathil Mathen.
- Has that load left already?
- Two more are pending.
- Check out this timber.
- When is it being sent?
Let's send them tomorrow morning.
Push now!
Yes!
Damn!
Mathettan!
Mathettan!
Oh, Vinod!
How was the match making ceremony?
Nothing happened!
Total waste of time.
- Brother!
- Hmm...
I had clearly told that broker before
going for the match making ceremony,
that I do timber work,
and I don't have much education either.
They called us after
knowing all that, right?
Do they think I'm going on these
rounds for fun?
I've attended 22 match
making ceremonies so far...
And every time, it falls
apart at the last minute!
At this rate, I'll probably stay
single and rot and die, like you!
Huh?
How can you say I'll just rot
like that? Just because I'm single?
That was bad, bro!
What should I do if you can't find a girl?
You tell me!
Sorry, brother. I said it out of frustration.
These days, women don't
even want to get married!
What are we men supposed to do?
Why are you getting worked up?
Look at me, I'm living just fine!
I go to work in the morning...
And then in the evening, I'll have a couple
of drinks to get rid of the exhaustion.
Eat some beef and porotta...
And then I sleep peacefully!
Then it's back to work the next morning.
You see all those married guys
running around like they're on fire, right?
Then, why are you so
obsessed with getting married?
Listen, brother...
You've become like
a giant piece of timber!
- Huh?
- A big timber log with zero emotions!
What the hell are you saying, Vinod?
- Keep your voice down, man.
- What?
They'll add that nickname
also to my list now!
Timber log!
What a strange simile!
Chetta, have you ever loved anyone?
Love? What for?
Ever kissed anyone?
Maybe, my mom kissed me when I was
little, but I don't remember anything else.
That's it.
- So, you've never loved a girl!
- Nope!
- Never kissed anyone.
- Never!
- Not even touched anyone?
- Yeah, so?
Even during church festivals
you stay far away from
where women gather!
Why should I go there?
How will someone like
you ever solve my problem?
Forget it!
I had given a vehicle for repair
at a friend's workshop in the town.
Come with me when I go to pick it up.
Why should I come for that?
If it was timber work,
maybe I'd be of some help.
Just come. I've got a reason.
Okay, I'll come...
But you have to take me to a good bar
and buy me good food.
I'll do that!
In fact, I'll take you
somewhere better than a bar.
What? Better than a bar?
- What kind of place is that?
- You'll see.
There's a lot in this world you
haven't seen yet, Matthettan.
- Hey!
- Good morning!
- Do you have anklets here?
- Of course!
- Anklets are...
- What about sarees?
Saree section is upstairs... Second floor!
Then I'll check out the
sarees first and come back.
- Sure!
- Okay.
Good morning, sir!
- Saree?
- Yes sir, which material do you prefer?
Cotton? Silk? Georgette? Chiffon?
Can you show me that one?
The light golden coloured one.
- This one?
- No, the one above that.
- Take out this one.
- Okay!
This is fine material, sir!
- This one looks good.
- Okay sir!
- Does it come with a ready-made blouse?
- Yes, sir. There is.
It's gorgeous!
Really gorgeous!
Monica, next we'll shoot
the blouse and skirt look.
Hmm...
- Is that okay?
- Has the blouse been altered?
Yes, all done.
Okay! We'll save the gown look for last.
It's too hard to move around in that.
Okay, let's do it like that.
Hmm...
- Monica, sit on the bike now.
- Okay.
- Place your feet on the bike.
- Okay!
Aneesh, hold it steady!
- Monica, are you comfortable?
- Yeah!
Why is she walking
around in such clothes?
Monica Magnus!
She's got so many Instagram followers...
Why won't she?
She posts only stuff like this, right?
Do you know what a man's
primary sexual space is?
His eyes!
His gaze!
His visuals!
That's what these channels are saying.
- Isn't it correct?
- Hmm!
If men see them like this, will
they have desires? Sexual desires?
Don't generalize all men like that.
I won't agree with that.
Rajesh, I'm not talking about you.
I know that you have job-house, job-house
But I'm talking about most
men. It will be like that for them.
I don't get it! Then, what
are you still staring at?
How can we not look at stuff like this?
She's definitely done fillers on her face.
Botox!
She wasn't this fair earlier.
She's probably been taking
those skin-whitening tablets.
Hmm...
Err... I'm seriously getting angry now.
- Hey, just eat already!
- Yeah.
- Eat fast! Let's go!
- Hmm!
- Now just arch your back a little, Monica!
- Yeah!
Oh, super! Deadly!
- Why are they also lying down?
- Perfect!
She's swimming on the floor
- So vulgar!
- Oh!
- Hey, look at that!
- Amazing!
Rakesh, can you please walk faster?
Mom!
Cool! Cool!
Relax your muscles!
Rakesh!
In our society, we preach
about these cultural values, right?
They're actually missing now.
Like... completely missing!
Rakesh, do you agree that women should
be allowed to wear whatever they want?
Uh... that doesn't really align
with our moral values, right?
How can I agree with that?
We have our culture, no?
Exactly.
Learning those values
should begin at home!
Imagine, if I had a daughter,
and if I saw her going
out dressed like that...
I'd break her legs right then and there!
No need to be stressed about that.
Thankfully, we have two sons, right?
- Oh f! Game Over!
- What?
Huh?
Who said that?
- Who? Who said it?
- Not me.
- Tell me who said it!
- He did, mom!
- Where did you learn that word?
- It was him, mom!
- Don't you ever say that again!
- No mom! A movie...
- Who taught you that?
- Mom, it was from a web series.
Who taught you this word?
You've been watching all these
movies and web series and now...
- Hey!
- Always watching these...
Hey, these are bad words!
You're not supposed to use them!
You understand?
- Don't use bad words. Okay?
- Okay, dad!
If I ever hear the words 'cinema'
or 'web series' in our house again...
Shut up!
I'm serious!
Films and web series are of absolutely
no use in our society.
You've got great looks
that'd suit a character actress.
Shall I cast you in a film?
No, sir!
Why not?
I don't like acting in films!
You don't like films?
- I like to watch movies.
- Okay?
- But I don't enjoy acting.
- Hmm...
Do you have something
against film people?
Nothing like that.
So many of them come here.
Then what's the problem?
All the actors I've introduced have
become famous and established.
I don't want to be famous, sir!
Why not?
If I become famous
people will comment under my videos
like, "I've seen her in the spa!" right?
That's true!
These comment sections
are making life miserable now.
So, then...
Can I make your story into a movie?
- Our story?
- Yeah.
- About us therapists?
- Exactly!
How are you planning to tell our story?
Honestly! Just the way it is.
Hmm!
But families won't come to
watch it if you say it honestly.
Alright, but who will be the hero?
Haven't thought that far yet.
Let's get the story ready first.
Go ahead, tell me your story.
If it's about me, then it'll
be a heroine-centric film.
That's fine.
- But...
- What?
It's not much of a story!
People come to this room...
- Hmm...
- Then they leave.
- We therapists sit around together...
- Hmm...
That's about it.
Talk about your family, your struggles...
How you ended up here...
There must be so much more, right?
Sir, we don't talk about our families.
We therapists don't even
know each other's names.
Then how can I?
See, I can frame a story only
if you share your problems.
If I am narrating your story...
In the first act...
I'll establish your basic story.
In the second act, I'll
show the conflicts you faced,
which means your struggles.
In the third act, there'll be
a fitting resolution,
where we try to solve those problems.
I don't get it, sir.
It means when you tell your story, you
have to share your life's challenges too.
Sir, I can't talk about
my personal problems.
Can't you still make a film without that?
Without problems, it'll just fall flat, right?
It'll be like humming a tune...
I can't share my personal problems, sir.
You make a movie like a hummed tune.
There are a lot of problems
in the world already.
Why add our problems too to that?
No, no, no!
It's not like that.
To make a movie, a character
needs to answer five questions.
The 5 Ws.
Hmm... Take your
character, for instance.
Who is she?
What is she?
Where is she?
When is she?
And why she is doing what she is doing?
Oh!
- Oh no! Police!
- Sir!
It's a raid! I haven't done anything!
I'm innocent!
Damn!
Famous director Gabriel
Ghibri was arrested at a spa!
Oh no! I could've come up
with so many other stories!
Oh my God, Jesus!
I came searching for
a conflict for my movie,
but now my own life
is in conflict, my Lord!
Oh no!
Bullshit!
A magic show seen with eyes wide open
How swiftly you transform into another
A world woven with white moonlight
Once inside, you unravel your very soul
The sights you see will surely change
Slowly the intensity will rise
Preparing to transform
into a brand-new form
Arriving like a flock of white pigeons
They creep and crawl with quiet guile
Into this cage of illusion
they shall come
People, each with a different persona
There's only the flickering light
of an earthen lamp
It is night everywhere,
and the light is fading
Life feels like a golden dream
A flight like a kite
that has lost its string
Hi, Betty!
- Hi, Chechi.
- Hello, baby!
- Good morning!
- Good morning, dear!
Chechi, I'm thinking of
cutting my hair like yours!
Why? You look great as you are.
Wouldn't it be a change?
Well, no harm in a little change.
Then why not just shave your head?
- Maybe I should try that too!
- Hmm... It will be too good!
Okay, babies!
- Hi! Hi!
- Hi, Tanya, good morning!
- Good morning Sweety!
- [In Hindi] Where's Sona?
She's at home.
She got her period this morning.
She isn't here because of the
hangover from yesterday's party.
The party ended quite early, right?
Hey, two therapists are already on leave.
If she doesn't come too, what will we do?
I don't know, dear.
Give her a call just in case.
- How was the party?
- Adipoli! [Superb!]
A magic show seen with eyes wide open
- Good morning, Chechi!
- Good morning, Betty!
Had tea?
- I'll have it after finishing this.
- Okay!
Good morning, Riya!
Good morning, Sweety girl!
- What's in the packet?
- I got it for you.
Hmm!
I know you're a gem, Riya Chechi!
Wow! Kala Jamun!
- Thank you!
- But it's too sweet, right?
You're thinking of Gulab Jamun,
that's dipped in sugar syrup.
This is Kala Jamun. It's dry.
Perfectly fine to eat.
But aren't you on a diet?
Some cheating is fine during a diet.
Kala Jamun is definitely not cheating.
Got it?
- Well, we don't have any diet.
- No!
You're my inspiration.
- Hi Zara!
- Hi, good morning.
How are you now, Chechi?
Has the hand and body pain eased?
Much better now.
Hmm...
Your massage has the most fans here!
- Yeah?
- Jasmine...
She's been in the
business a long time now.
- She's a master of her craft.
- Absolutely!
When the cloud's canopy
is stripped away
As if the sky itself is blushing
Do the star-eyes blink slowly?
I woke up this morning
from a terrible dream.
Someone had tied me up.
And I was just lying there, crying.
I have a feeling something
bad is going to happen.
Where were you tied up?
I couldn't see the place or the person.
Maybe you watched a
horror movie before sleeping?
No! I never watch horror movies.
They're scary!
Riya, actually, if someone
ties you up in a dream
It's considered a lucky dream.
- Really?
- Is that true?
Even dreaming of your own
death is a good sign, they say.
Wow, I've never heard that before.
It's true! My grandmother
used to say this.
Well then, I'm saved!
[In Hindi] What are you all talking about?
She was just saying
That she had a bad dream.
[In Hindi] Someone tied her up,
and she woke up in shock.
She was crying so much.
She was crying like crazy!
So I told her it's not a bad dream...
In fact, it's a good sign!
[In Hindi] Bad dreams
lead to good things?
- How strange!
- Yeah, very strange!
Hello guys! Ta-da!
- Kala Jamun!
- Oh, great!
Oh! After so many days...
- Is it?
- Who bought this?
- Riya Chechi!
- Oh! Is it?
It's good!
Sweety! Sweety!
Well! Nobody's ready yet?
Bookings from clients
have started coming in.
Everything kept hidden in silence
Okay, right?
Everything gathered across the ages
Will come toward you like a fire
A secret within this cage of illusion
Great! Is it?
Oh, nice!
A customer's calling for a selection!
A masked man with a huge mask
and dark sunglasses.
- Everyone, please come.
- Hmm... A masked man?
- Mask man?
- Who's the mask man?
Is there any part of his
face left uncovered?
Who is he?
From the body language
I don't think I've seen him before.
Doesn't look like one
of my regulars either.
[In Hindi] You know him?
No.
Not someone I know.
Okay, girls!
Let's go!
Yes!
- Sir, this is Betty.
- Good morning, sir.
She's Malayali...
She's been with us for more
than five years.
She's extremely good with deep
tissue, Swedish, Balinese
And all the therapies
that we can offer you, sir.
Sir, this is Riya with us.
- Good morning, sir.
- She's with us for more than three years.
She's a Malayali.
And she is again very good with
all the therapies that we offer you.
Deep tissue, Balinese, Swedish, and...
La Paradise Special
Relaxation Massage, sir.
And this is Zara.
She's also Malayali...
She has more than
six years of experience.
She is excellent with Deep
Tissue, Swedish, Balinese and
all the therapies that
we can offer you, sir.
Hello, sir!
This is Tanya. She is from North East.
And she has been with
us for more than a year.
And she is very good with Deep
Tissue, Swedish, Balinese,
and La Paradise Special
Relaxation Massage, sir.
And these are all the therapists
that we have with us now.
So which therapist would you prefer, sir?
Zara!
- Zara!
- Hmm!
Okay, sir.
Jasmine will take you to the room.
And Zara will join you for the session.
Sir, please come!
Okay!
Sir, come!
Sir, this is your room!
There's a bathroom
here, you can freshen up.
You can keep your
belongings on that shelf.
Here's your disposable brief and towel.
Please change and get ready.
The therapist will be here in 10 minutes.
Enjoy your session, sir.
- Hello!
- Huh?
Zara selected!
Oh!
- All the best!
- All the best!
What are you looking for, sir?
I was checking for hidden cameras.
Sir, there are no cameras
in the massage rooms.
You expect me to just
take your word for it?
My safety
is my responsibility, right?
Hmm?
Sir,
how would a phone even
detect hidden cameras?
Well, I have installed an app
that scans for hidden devices.
Sir, trust me!
There are no cameras here.
I am Zara.
Your massage therapist for today.
- Sir, shall we start with a foot ritual?
- What?
Foot ritual!
I'll wash your feet using sea salt.
No need. I already washed my feet.
- Just skip to the body massage.
- Okay, sir.
Place your face there
and lie on your stomach.
Lie on your stomach...
Could you keep my phone there?
Can you please keep the mobile there?
Sure, sir.
Please!
Sir, I'm just removing the towel, okay?
Okay!
Hey, have you
learned massage
therapy, professionally?
Yes, sir.
I am trained and certified.
Why aren't you removing the mask, sir?
What's wrong with wearing it?
Nothing, really... it's just...
You'd end up breathing the same
carbon dioxide that you exhale, right?
Didn't everyone inhale the same way
all through COVID times?
Well, COVID is long gone.
Yeah, but I can't walk
around without a mask.
Why not?
That's just how it is.
You see, I'm quite famous.
I'm a celebrity.
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
A lot of famous people come here.
- Like who?
- Big shot writers,
politicians, athletes
journalists and media people
film people, influencers...
None of them wear masks
and come here carefree.
- Good morning, sir.
- Fine, same to you!
Which massage do you prefer, sir?
Anything that gives pleasure to the body!
Would the La Paradise Special
Relaxation Massage be fine, sir?
Fine, whatever!
It's 3000 for sixty minutes
and 4250 for ninety minutes.
One hour is enough.
- It's boring beyond that.
- So, sir...
Shall I call the massage
therapists for selection?
No need!
The good-looking ones
will be too demanding!
Just send some skilled
worker with no attitude.
Sir, please don't refer
to our therapists like that.
I just meant someone
who knows their job.
- You don't understand Malayalam, do you?
- I know Malayalam very well, sir.
I asked because of your accent!
Sir, do you have any
health issues or injuries?
No issues!
Sir, your name, phone
number, and signature, please.
My name is Johnson.
You can just write it.
- Phone number, sir?
- No need for that.
- Please come, sir!
- Okay.
I just hope it's worth my money!
- Sir.
- Yeah.
- Sir, this is your therapy room.
- Okay.
- There's a washroom for you to freshen up.
- Hmm.
- Keep your personal belongings there.
- Hmm.
Here's your disposable brief and towel...
You can get ready, sir. The
therapist will be here in 10 minutes.
Okay.
Where is the condom?
Sir, we don't provide full service.
Is that so? What about a happy ending?
Sir, you'll have to talk to the therapist.
What about body-to-body?
Sir, you'll have to ask the therapist.
- I don't know about that.
- Oh!
Are you running this place
without knowing these things?
- Sir, I'll ask the therapist to come.
- Okay, alright!
- Thank you sir.
- Hmm.
Happy ending is fine, I guess!
- Did she learn?
- Once again?
- Betty Chechi!
- [In Malayalam] "Registering"...
Room Number 3.
Okay!
All the best!
Off you go, Betty!
- Bye!
- You look fine!
Hey, come, come!
- Good morning, sir!
- Oh!
I am Betty. Your therapist for today.
Everyone's speaking in English
here. Don't you know Malayalam?
- I do, sir.
- Oh!
What is this? Why have you
cut your hair like a man?
Huh? Women should have long hair.
That's how it should be.
- What does hair have to do with massage?
- Why not?
Massage is meant to be erotic, right?
And long hair adds to the charm.
But I'm fine otherwise too!
Why are you talking like this, sir?
Look, I am a simple man.
I don't know how to flirt or act fancy.
It's just the two of us here now.
If I talk openly, both of us will
understand everything clearly.
Right?
Why do you look so serious, huh?
Come on now, give me a hug...
Don't just stand there,
time's running out.
What are you doing, sir?
Why this attitude?
You should've stayed home with
this attitude instead of taking this job.
Sir, every job deserves basic respect.
Please lie down on your
stomach if you want a massage.
Seriously?
I didn't come begging here
for you to order me around.
I told them clearly to send
someone who knows how to adjust.
It's 3000 Rupees per hour.
And there are extra charges too.
Even people who toil hard in
the scorching sun get only 1000.
You just have to fool around for
some time in an AC room, right?
Not just me.
You'll have pleasure too, right?
Otherwise, I'll complain!
- Come on now, just hug me tight...
- Leave me! Leave me!
Sir, I'm not comfortable.
Don't walk away. I paid for it, didn't I?
I paid good money!
Screwed!
They've screwed me over!
Sweety!
That customer who just
came in is a total creep!
- What happened?
- He tried to grab me!
- He did?!
- I knew he was a pervert when I saw him.
- Chechi, he tried to grab me too.
- I've dealt with all kinds of clients...
- But, this...
- Okay!
- I can't handle this one.
- Shall I call Martin?
Yes. We will have to.
This guy might cause a scene outside.
- Hey, Sweety?
- Hey Marty, where are you?
- I'm here, nearby.
- Can you come here quickly?
Okay! We'll come right away!
Alright then.
Get up... There's a small issue. Let's go.
Just put that down.
Ugh! That killed the mood
and my hard-on too!
That arrogant baldy and her attitude!
Ugh... I'm never coming here again!
I know how to get my money back.
Well!
I'll show these wretches that this is
not the first time Johnson has done this!
I've gone all the way to
Thailand for massages!
And you dare play games with me?
Listen,
I want a refund.
We've received a complaint that you
behaved inappropriately with our therapist.
Oh, now that's the story?
It was actually your therapist
who crossed the line with me!
You people scammed me.
I clearly asked for
someone who could adjust.
There have been no
complaints against Betty.
And how exactly did we scam you?
You took my money and
didn't even massage me!
Is this daylight robbery?
Or is this some lawless zone?
If you don't return my money,
I'll show you who I really am!
You don't know this
Johnson well enough!
I'll take this to consumer
court and shut your place down!
I'll drag all of you to court!
This "Abyss Johnson" has filed
complaints even against ministers!
- You think I'm a fool?
- What's going on here?
Huh? They're the real cheats here!
- These women scammed me!
- Hey! Watch your mouth!
- What?
- He misbehaved with Betty!
See, I...
What the hell is this place? Huh?
You stole my money and
now you're assaulting me?!
What is this place? A den of
crooks? Who the hell are you...
We're the bouncers here, you!
- We deal with scoundrels like you...
- Oh no! Get off me, you thugs!
We're professional goons!
- You should remember our names, alright?
- Oh no! Oh no!
- Goon Martin and Goon Jose!
- Oh no! Oh no!
- Goon Martin and Goon Jose!
- Oh no! Stop it!
- Goon Martin and Goon Jose!
- You'll regret this, you scoundrels!
Oh no!
Chechi, is this what we call
our special relaxation massage?
Absolutely. La Paradise
Special Relaxation Massage!
Sir, I can do the face massage
if you remove your mask.
If I take it off
Won't you recognise me?
Sir, I won't tell anyone.
You asked me earlier about
the clients who come here, right?
Did I say anything at all? Hmm?
That's true.
You didn't mention anyone's name.
You're professional.
I trust you.
Okay, I'll take off the mask.
But on one condition!
Yes, sir?
Don't say you want a selfie.
I am sorry.
I won't, sir.
- Promise?
- Promise.
And don't scream or
get too excited, okay?
No sir, I won't!
Errr...
Fahadh Faasil?
No.
Rahul...
Manvettathil?
Nope.
Sir...
Don't take this the wrong way
Which field are you... from?
What? Huh?
You want to know what field?
Haven't you ever seen
this face in the movies?
Oh!
Sir were you an actor?
You WERE an actor?
Oh god!
Sorry, sir!
I've acted in 98 movies.
- 98 movies!
- Oh!
If I do two more...
I will complete 100 movies.
Sorry, sir.
Sir...
- Which movies were you in...
- You don't know my movies?
Haven't you watched Blue Blue Clouds?
- Blue Blue Clouts?
- Clouds!
Blue Blue Clouds. It was a superhit.
- Superhit?
- It wasn't a superhit.
- Hit?
- Not a hit.
- Was it a TV serial, sir?
- Serial?
Cinema!
Oh no!
Are you okay, sir?
- It's my mistake.
- Listen!
In Blue Blue Clouds,
I played the hero's brother.
The whole movie is about the hero
who's my brother, investigating my death.
My death was the crux of the film.
Haven't watched it?
- Wow! No, sir!
- Okay. It's okay.
Mercury Bulbs! Mercury Bulbs?
- Mercury Bulbs?
- Try to remember it!
- Mercury Bulbs...
- Haven't seen it?
- Mercury Bulb, the movie!
- I haven't seen it, sir.
How will someone who doesn't even
watch movies recognise a film star?
Sorry, sir. Sir...
I'll definitely watch your next film, sir.
- You asked me to remove the mask, right?
- Yes, sir.
I said no... but you kept
insisting and made me do it.
- This is very depressing.
- True, sir.
- Oh no!
- No! This is humiliation to the core.
- I am sorry, sir.
- Huh?
- Sir?
- Huh?
There's a solution, though.
Let's just finish the massage, sir.
Yeah, yeah!
I need one!
- I understand, sir.
- I need one. I am tired.
Lie down, sir.
This is very depressing.
I just don't understand why people
can't recognise a Youth Icon Superstar?
Good morning, sir!
Good morning!
Which massage would you prefer, sir?
- Swedish.
- Okay!
It's 3000 for 60 minutes,
and 4250 for 90 minutes.
That includes a 250 discount!
- Sixty minutes would do.
- Okay.
GPay or card?
Cash!
Cash! Alright.
Would you like to see the therapists?
No, you send someone.
- I'd like to be surprised.
- Okay sir.
- Sir, any injuries or health issues?
- No!
Okay!
- Sir, your name?
- Sugunan.
Okay!
Just your signature and
phone number, please.
Have a good massage.
Jasmine will take you to the room.
- Please come, sir!
- Hmm!
- Sir, this is your therapy room.
- Hmm.
There's a washroom if
you'd like to freshen up.
You can keep your bag, phone,
and clothes in the cupboard.
Here's your disposable
brief and towel, sir.
Get ready, and the therapist
will join you in about 10 minutes.
Have a nice session, sir.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart
for such a clear and precise briefing.
It's my duty, sir.
Wishing you the best. Have a great day.
- Okay, sir.
- Hmm.
- Thank you.
- Hmm...
Sir, are you okay?
Do you offer happy endings?
That will be charged extra, sir.
I'm a celebrity who
casually spends crores.
Money is not an issue for me at all.
I probably won't be seeing you again.
Oh, no!
I've hurt your feelings, haven't I, sir?
No.
It isn't that.
I'm planning a
pan-Indian mass-action movie.
Malayalam, Tamil, Telugu,
Kannada, Hindi, Tulu, Urdu, Sanskrit.
- Even Sanskrit?
- Yes.
It will be released simultaneously
in all those languages.
The movie's budget is 100 crores.
It will surely join the 1000 crore club!
Wow!
Once that movie is released,
I won't be able to visit any spa in India.
This will most likely be my
last Indian 'Happy ending'!
Sir, it's my luck!
Yes, Zara.
You're a lucky girl.
- Yes.
- It is in your destiny.
Sir.
Glad, sir.
Are you ready, sir?
Shall I start?
All the best!
Be careful! Hold it gently.
Are you comfortable, sir?
Very comfortable!
- Are you okay?
- Wow!
You have a very good grip!
Ah!
Don't tell anyone I was here!
[in Malayalam]
Don't tell anybody that I came here!
No, sir!
My family audience...
I won't tell anyone, sir!
Don't tell anyone I was here!
[in Kannada]
- My family audience...
- I'm 100% professional, sir.
I won't tell anyone, sir!
Don't worry about it, sir!
My 100 crore movie!
1000 crore collection!
Sir, are you happy?
I am very happy. [In Telugu]
Thank you!
Sir, tissue.
You can wipe yourself off.
I'm a hero. [In Hindi]
I'm not a villain! [In Hindi]
The one who holds the secret
To hoisting the victory flag
I'm the adrenaline-surging
Rocking Star
Fire burns in my heart,
Power dwells in my eyes
I'm the one the crowds adore
Chennai, Bengaluru, Mumbai, Telangana...
The legend rolls on!
Sir... How was your session, sir?
When I'm on screen, I pack a punch
My movies have no cringe
A six-pack body, lean and fit
I am always a super hit
- Are you mocking me?
- I'm not mocking you, sir.
I know exactly what you meant by that.
I have good observation skills.
Customer is always the king.
You should remember that.
Yes, sir!
But ripping through your heart
I'm like a 9 mm
Have a good day, sir.
Look me in the eye
as I make you super high
But ripping through your heart
I'm like a 9 mm
Huh?!
Huh?
- Who is he?
- I don't know!
Hello. Is there an age limit
for customers at your spa?
And how old is the person in question?
Fifteen. It's for myself.
Son, we don't provide massage
therapy to 15-year-olds here.
'Son'?!
Am I your son for you to call me that?
Of course not.
I only called you that
because you said you are 15.
Be professional and
stop calling me 'son'!
Fine, you want professional?
We only offer massage services to
individuals of age 18 to 20 or older.
Listen. I have body pain, and I
called for a massage to get some relief.
So, you mean people under
18 don't get body pain?
If you have body pain,
you can just go to a hospital.
Why can't I come to a spa for it?
Why is it restricted
to 18 years and above?
Are you providing some kind
of 'adults only' service there?
We only provide massage therapy
to clients over the age of 18.
- Go, pick your text book and study, kiddo!
- Hey!
Is it wrong to give a massage to
someone under 18 if they have body pain?
Here? In a closed, private room?
POCSO!
So that's the reason?
Think about it. Can we say in
our ads that we don't serve minors
and that only majors can come here?
- Good morning, sir!
- Good morning.
What massage would you like to take?
You give me any.
Alright. Would you like for
60 minutes or 90 minutes?
Sixty.
Cool. Sixty minutes is 3,000.
And would you like to do a
GPay or credit card payment?
Money is not a problem.
- Transferred 4,000!
- Okay, sir.
Five for you and five for you!
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you so much.
Would you like Malayalis,
North East or North Indian?
Come on! Language is not a problem.
You give me any.
So, shall I call the therapists?
You can choose from them.
What did you say?
Err... I'll call the therapists.
You can select from them.
You mean to say,
you will line up the girls?
- Then I'd select one?
- Yeah.
You are totally objectifying the girls!
This is not done!
- Never do this to the girls!
- Normally, the clients ask for it, sir.
I'm not like them.
- Because this is totally...
- Right, sir.
- Politically incorrect!
- Sir!
You'll hurt the girls.
- What would the other girls think?
- Alright, sir.
Sir, what is your name?
Pereira. Mr. Pereira.
Do you have any
health issues or injuries?
Not at all.
Alright. Can I have your phone
number and signature please?
Contact is not required.
Signature is...
Here it is.
Thank you, sir.
- Now show me the room.
- Yeah, she will guide you.
Thank you.
Good morning, sir.
I am Betty.
Your therapist for today.
Sir, you haven't changed yet.
I'll change.
But before that, I'd like
to have a word with you.
Tell me, sir.
Betty...
I am a very emotional person.
Ever since my wife passed away,
I've been going through
some mental trauma.
- Oh.
- Since my wife passed away,
I have been keeping my
distance from everyone.
My mind has become a barren land.
I have no appetite,
no thirst,
and I can't sleep.
In the middle of the night, I jolt awake,
crying over her memories.
My wife used to wear
a sari with such grace.
May I tell you something surprising?
She resembled you somewhat, Betty.
Except, her hair was longer.
Whenever I was home,
my wife would let her anklets chime
to quietly reassure me she was around.
Without her,
without the sweet
whispers of her anklets,
my world is now a graveyard,
lifeless and devoid of all green.
In the depths of my sorrow,
I find solace by writing poems about her.
In the ceaseless rain,
rowing the earthen boat you made,
as you journeyed on,
seeking the depths of the sea,
it was here, far away,
in that very downpour,
that my own earthen
lamp was extinguished.
My own earthen lamp,
my own earthen lamp.
Oh, such emotional lines!
Very heart-touching!
I don't write them.
She makes me write them.
Great, sir!
"The depths of the sea"...
Such profound lines!
To embrace her memories again,
become one with her,
perceive her scent again,
see her form,
and hear the melody of her anklets
you have to help me, Betty.
You must give me my
massage while wearing this sari,
these anklets, and the
glass bangles I brought.
Because I don't want the
detached pressure of a massage.
Instead, what I want is
your tender, loving caress, Betty.
It's just like your ad says,
"Everyone needs a massage pampering"
"once in a while."
Betty, please grant me this wish!
- I will be forever in your debt.
- Please get up, sir!
- I'll pay whatever extra you charge.
- It's okay, sir.
- Please don't day no! Don't turn me away!
- Please, sir!
- Please don't turn me away!
- Please get up, sir!
Huh?!
Is the pressure okay, sir?
Everything is fine! [In Hindi]
So soft!
It tickles!
It's fine.
You have such soft hands. [In Hindi]
You speak Hindi very well.
Yeah, I've roamed all over North India.
I've travelled from
Kashmir to Kanyakumari.
Are you married, sir?
What is this, dear?
Don't spoil the good mood!
This is hardly the place
to talk about marriage!
So, you don't have a wife?
No. I don't have a wife.
Not at all!
Where is Pereira?
In which room?
I'm asking you!
Where is Pereira??
In which room??
This man! Hmm!
As per protocol, we cannot
share our client's details, ma'am.
Protocol?! What protocol?
So, what great secret is in there
that would threaten
national security if it got out?
My husband, Mr. Pereira,
came here for a massage.
Now, are you going to tell me which room
he's in, wearing just his underwear?
Aargh! Or do I have
to find out for myself?
- We will tell you, Ma'am!
- We will tell you!
- Jasmine...
- Okay.
- Come, Ma'am.
- I'll squeeze his bloody balls today!
Ma'am, your sunglasses.
I don't know why... I feel shy saying it.
Are you
talking about a 'Happy ending'?
Ah, yes. Yes! That's it!
You'll have to pay extra for that, sir.
How much extra will it be?
Tell me, dear.
I'll give you whatever you ask.
How much? Tell me!
5,000, sir?
Only 5K?
Take 10,000!
Just say yes!
Pereira!
Huh! Katherine!
I turn my back for one
second to buy vegetables,
and you sneak off to lie around naked
in front of random women!
No, Katherine!
I'm putting on the boxer, you know!
- Pereira!
- Who is this, sir?
She's my wife. You were asking if I
had a wife and where she was, right?
- Well, here she is!
- Good morning, Madam.
He is such a nice guy.
- He offered me 10,000.
- Oh no! Oh no!
- Why?
- No, no no!
No, Katherine.
- It was a charity. That's all.
- Charity?
Yeah.
Yeah, charity. Charity!
Pereira...
No 'Happy ending'!
- Never!
- Why, madam?
I want him tonight!
Oh, no!
I would love to go to a spa, too.
But you never come to
the places I want to go!
- Listen, my dear Katherine. Please!
- Leh, Rishikesh, Banaras!
How many times did I ask you
to come for a Mud Therapy Spa?
- You said you have stomach ache!
- I have a mud allergy, Katherine!
Mud allergy, my foot!
And the Rose Petal Spa
at the Delhi Sheraton?
What was wrong with that?
Do you have a rose petal allergy?
- It's not that.
- Don't talk to me!
Did you come to the hot
water Spa in Hot Springs?
- You're right. I didn't come.
- I know!
I know why you won't go to those places.
Because they don't offer a
'happy ending' at those places!
- That's what you want!
- Katherine!
- No! Go! Don't come!
- No, no!
- I love you!
- Don't ever enter my home again!
- I love you!
- Don't come!
Go! Go, go!
- Hey! Come here!
- I won't!
You said we were
going for a cigarette break!
What nonsense are you talking about?
We came here for you, right?
Don't be a misogynist! Come here!
I'm not a misogynist. Listen to me.
I'm scared.
I wouldn't flinch even if
a bison charged at me.
- Yeah, right!
- But I can't face a woman!
We can change that, chetta. Come here.
He's too strong for me to pull!
Hello sir!
Hello, sir. What kind of
massage are you interested in?
He works at a sawmill.
So do I.
Is there a 'strong'
massage for guys like us?
Umm... how about a Deep Tissue Massage?
Okay. And include a 'happy ending'.
Sir, this is a professional
massage centre.
For a 'happy ending', you
can speak to the therapist,
and offer her an extra tip
if she's comfortable with it.
Money is not a problem.
Okay. Are you looking
for 60 or 90 minutes?
I think one hour should be sufficient.
Okay. It's 3,000 for one hour.
But we only have one
slot available right now.
There is only one therapist available.
Okay, okay.
- Mathew Chetta.
- Yes?
They only have an opening for one.
- You go in, chetta.
- No, you go! You go in!
We came here for you, right?
- Just go in.
- Then will you come with me?
Yikes!
This isn't the same as boozing together.
This requires privacy, right?
Yes, but I'm too scared to go in alone.
Just come over here.
Come on!
Please provide the name and phone
number of the person taking the therapy.
Write it down.
In English!
- It's okay, right?
- We also need his signature.
Signature.
- You want signature?
- You sign it.
Just sign for me.
Go on.
I have money. Want me to give it?
No need. I'll pay.
I've made the payment.
Okay. Jasmine will guide you, sir.
- Is it this girl?
- No.
This girl isn't a therapist.
This girl is a receptionist.
She will take him to the room
and a therapist will come there.
Please come, sir.
Stay strong!
- Should I go?
- What? Just go!
- Sir, please come!
- Yeah!
Go inside!
This is your therapy room, sir.
If you want to freshen up,
the bathroom is right there.
This is the towel for you.
You can keep your wallet,
phone and clothes in the cupboard.
Okay!
Once you've freshened up, wear
this and be here when you're ready.
What is it?
- It's a disposable brief, sir.
- Hmm.
Is this made of paper?
It's a paper-like material.
It's the same whether
you wear it or not, right?
You can wear the towel over it.
- So I should wear it?
- Yes.
Okay, sir.
- This is my first time, dear.
- Okay.
I came here because
that Vinod persuaded me.
So, don't get the wrong
idea about me, dear.
No, sir. It'll be a good experience for you.
- And don't tell anyone I was here.
- No, sir.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome!
- Sir...
- Yes?
It's very difficult to give a
massage while wearing a sari.
I only agreed because of the
story you told me about your wife.
Thank you, thank you!
Is the pressure okay, sir?
Oh, yes, yes!
Sir, the anklets...
Can you hear the sound of the anklets?
Yes, I can! I can hear it!
Her memories are awakening inside me.
What's your name, sir?
Sugunan.
What do you do, sir?
What is your job?
Basically, I am a poet.
I'm also a humanitarian.
Besides that, I also lend
money to people in need.
Your poem was very good, sir.
I don't follow standard poetic grammar.
My poetic style is modern,
weaving together black and white.
It rhymes, even if it
breaks poetic grammar, sir!
It's beautiful!
Shall I
recite another poem?
Oh, Betty!
Your gentle caress,
the feel of golden silk,
The tinkle of the anklet,
the chime of the glass bangle,
An ecstasy drunk with passion,
a soul brimming with joy.
Who are you? Who am I?
What is your essence?
What is my essence?
The silence of the darkness,
an utter stillness.
Sir... How was your session, sir?
Truly satisfying!
[The Poet Sugunan: His desire fulfilled,
The spa-tale pauses, for an interval]
Good morning, La Paradise Spa!
Yes, I found your number online.
Sir, would you like to
book a massage today?
What services do you offer?
We have Aroma, Deep Tissue, Swedish,
Balinese, and Traditional Thai Massage.
Oh, so only massages?
No extra services?
Sir, we are a professional
massage centre.
Sir, please visit here and try a
massage, then we can talk further.
[Therapeutic Massages Continue]
Good morning, sir.
I'm your Therapist for today.
- Sir!
- Huh?
Huh?
We'll begin with a foot massage.
Huh?
Please have a seat here, sir.
- Shall I sit?
- Yeah.
Why are you keeping your hands folded?
Who, me?
Oh right.
This is my first time.
- You've never had a massage before?
- No, never!
It's my first time.
I came here only because of Vinod.
- I was really nervous.
- About what?
I'm not used to being around
women this closely, you know?
What do you do, sir?
- I'm a timber worker at the sawmill.
- Hmm.
- Vinod and I work at the same mill.
- Hmm.
- Hey!
- What is it?
What?
Shouldn't I wash your feet?
Are they dirty? I can wash them myself.
That's part of my job, sir!
- Really?
- Yes!
Did an unseen breeze
come on its own to caress me?
Did it linger by my shut door
waiting only to touch me?
Is this a story?
Or the petals of a dream?
Is it a thought
I've been seeking until now?
What can it be?
Did an unseen breeze
come on its own to caress me?
Hi!
Good morning, and welcome
to La Paradise Spa, sir.
- Good morning.
- Which massage would you prefer, sir?
- Deep Tissue Massage?
- Okay!
And a Therapist who doesn't
hesitate to apply a substantial pressure.
In that case, I'll recommend Zara
because she's one of the best we have.
- Oh great!
- Yes, sir!
How long would you like the session?
Sixty minutes or ninety minutes?
Sixty minutes?
Alright, sir. Sixty is 3000 rupees.
- You can also extend it later if you wish.
- Yes, I'll let you know then.
Okay, sir!
Do you have any
health issues or injuries?
No!
- Sir, you can fill in your details.
- Okay?
- Your name, contact and signature.
- Excuse me.
- Doctor?!
- Dr. Harshanandan.
Nice!
Thank you, sir.
Jasmine will take you to the room.
And have a good massage, sir!
- Yeah, thank you!
- Please come, sir!
Sir, please stretch your arms behind.
- Okay.
- I'm going to hold your hands, alright?
- Yeah!
- Hold mine too, okay?
Okay!
Now I'll pull, alright?
Oh, Jesus!
Are you okay, sir?
It's good! I feel great!
I had a slight back pain.
I'll massage your back then, okay?
Okay.
Is your arm aching?
Nope!
My body is like a rock.
My Mom says my body is so
stiff that it aches when touched.
Yes, your body is a bit stiff, but
It's fine.
All that timber work, you know?
It made my body hard.
Massages will loosen it up.
Oh, I see!
Hmm!
Who all are there in your home?
- I have my mom.
- Hmm...
And I have three sisters.
- They're all married now.
- Hmm.
My father passed
away when I was a child.
So, you're not married yet?
No, I'm not.
I've never even been for
a matchmaking ceremony.
No need to call me 'Sir'.
My name's Mathen.
You can call me Mathen Chettayi.
Or Mathachayan.
- As you like.
- I'll call you Mathen Chettayi.
Call me however you like.
Why didn't you get married?
Had any love failure?
Love?
Love and all that's for our Vinod.
I never had anything like that.
Hmm so you're a good boy.
Hmm?
Nothing like that.
I just manage with my timber
work and a few local fights.
Oh, so you get into fights?
- Only for my friends.
- Hmm.
I've even been to jail five or six times.
Oh no! You've been to jail?
Yeah, my friends fall into trouble
and then I end up making it worse.
But I've never started a fight myself.
You don't look like a troublemaker either.
You're a gentleman!
Hmm?
I liked you from the very first sight.
- Pookie Mathen Chettan!
- Which means?
Some customers come here
And then create a scene, saying
they've paid at the counter.
Their hands won't stay still.
Then we have to fight.
That's so wrong!
Why do you have to work like this?
What to do, Chettan?
Our circumstances are such.
Tell me who he is. I'll deal with him.
I've gone to jail for my friends.
I won't mind going again if it's for you.
This is why I like you. You're sincere.
O Queen of my heart..
O embodiment of love...
Blossoming with the season
A moment sublime
Me in you and you in me, just us two
I merged into you in melodic bliss
O Queen of my heart..
O embodiment of love...
Blossoming with the season
A moment sublime
Like the sky that sinks
in the twilight glow
I swam gently in the pond of love
As a flower blooms
in the tender garden of the soul
Let us fly far,
merging our wings sweetly
Like love-struck birds of the moonlight,
unto our heart's fill
O Queen of my heart..
O embodiment of love...
Blossoming with the season
A moment sublime
Chetta!
Massage is over, Chetta!
Would you like to take any extra service?
Huh?
Do you want a "Happy Ending"?
Okay!
That'll be an extra charge.
Two thousand five hundred rupees.
Hmm.
Dear!
Don't misunderstand me, okay?
I'm not a bad person.
This is my first time.
Did I do anything wrong to you?
I did...
I really am a criminal.
Sorry, dear!
Here take this tissue.
Wipe it, alright?
Sorry, dear.
I'll wipe it myself.
Then take a bath, okay?
I will I'll take a bath alone.
You you go, dear.
Don't stay here now.
Please don't tell this to anyone.
Go, dear.
I don't want to see you again.
I'm too weak for that...
I shouldn't have done this.
Forgive me.
I never thought of you that way.
But at the last moment
I completely lost it.
It was Vinod who betrayed me.
Now...
What can I do now?
How am I going to face my mom now?
I shouldn't have done this.
I should have discouraged it.
- Hi!
- Hello, sir!
I'm your Therapist, Zara.
Hi! I'm Dr. Harsha.
Nice to meet you, sir!
Sir, your first therapy is foot ritual.
- Oh!
- Yes. Please, sir.
- You want me to sit?
- Yes, please!
Thank you.
Sir, you can place your legs in the water.
Yes, sir.
Are you comfortable, sir?
Yeah!
Zara?
As a doctor,
I'm a bit curious to know
what technical understanding
you have of massage therapy?
How long have you
been in this profession?
Sir, it's been many years.
As a Therapist, - Hmm?
Bombay, Delhi, Goa...
I've worked in all these places.
Oh!
That's great!
So, actually...
What does Spa mean?
What is its origin?
Sir, Spa is actually the
name of a town in Belgium.
There...
Their Water Therapy Treatment,
is very famous.
That's how the word "Spa" became
popular worldwide.
That's my knowledge of it.
Correct!
There are other versions too.
Oh, really?
From the phrase Health
from Water Therapy...
- Hmm...
- Sanitas Per Aqua
It's said that "Spa"
is the short form of those Latin words.
The natural warm water bath
that comes out from the earth,
were believed to have
many medical benefits
That's where the concept of Spa began.
Even in Himalayas,
we have places with
natural warm water springs.
Ouch!
Are you okay, sir?
That's alright!
- Tell me, Zara!
- Hmm?
What exactly do you do
in your therapy session?
Sir, after the foot ritual is done...
Here, on the massage bed,
the client will be made
to lie on their stomach.
Then, the Therapist's fingers
Come down like a helicopter landing,
touch the client's foot,
press it, and stretch
it gently to both sides.
Oh, it's abduction!
Then?
From above the client
lying on their stomach,
pressure is applied.
Without touching the backbone,
just like this
The body is evoked.
- It's first stroke, right?
- Sort of!
In some clients' muscles,
knots may appear.
So, for that...
We do this...
To release them.
In medical terms, these
muscle knots are called
Trigger points.
And... Zara?
I have a request.
Yes, sir?
I told you...
Professionally...
I'm an anaesthesiologist.
I always ensure my patients
never feel pain during surgeries.
To prevent people from feeling pain
That's a big thing, sir.
Ironically,
I try to get rid of others' pain,
but when I feel pain myself,
it's a different kind of truth-hunting.
I'm someone who seeks pain.
You're someone who seeks pain?
Sir, pain is a part of life, I agree.
But I don't quite
understand what you mean.
I'll explain. Please come.
This is all for you, Zara!
Huh?
For the joy of my soul
I'm in dire need of the
medicine called pain.
For that...
I need your help, Zara.
Sir...
What am I supposed
to do with all these?
I'll explain.
You should beat me with this cane.
Then...
You should burn me with these candles.
With this rubber band...
Then take one of these clips and
Pin my nails firmly.
You can do it.
You have a strong personality.
I can see it in your eyes.
Don't worry.
I'm a Doctor.
You just need to follow my instructions.
I understand your worry.
But, I need this.
Not out of masochism.
What we have here is
limitless potential for joy.
Doctor, your wife?
She left me.
She couldn't understand me, Zara!
Please help me, Zara!
For the extra service...
I'll pay whatever you ask.
Please... Help me!
Sir, wasn't the therapy fine?
Yeah!
There was this guy, Vinod,
who came with me, right?
He went out after getting a phone call.
He told me to ask you to
call him when you're done.
I couldn't connect to him either.
- Oh!
- I'm not that kind of man, okay?
- Sir?
- Okay?
I'll go then. It was Vinod
who brought me here.
- Hmm.
- Alright then!
Okay, sir.
Sir, are you ready?
- Yes!
- Okay!
- Let's begin!
- I'm ready!
- Sir, are you comfortable?
- Beat, beat, beat me!
Fabulous!
Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!
- Sir, you like that, sir?
- Yeah!
More, sir?
Yes, sir!
- Hello?
- Mathen Chettan?
- What's up?
- Where are you?
I told you, right? I came to the
workshop to check the vehicle.
- Okay.
- Take an auto from there
And hand the phone to the driver.
I'll tell him the location.
- No, I'm not coming now.
- Hey! Why?
I'll come after some time.
- I'll call you back.
- Chetta?
Call me when you're done there.
Wait tell me the details now.
Nothing much. I'll tell you when we meet.
Chetta, did it happen?
Hey, I'll call you later.
Where should I pour it, sir?
- Corpus Cavernosum!
- Huh?
On the Corpus Spongiosum.
- What is that, Sir?
- On top of the man's pride!
In local terms...
On my little man.
Pour the wax now! Right now!
Come on!
- Sir, genitals?
- Yes!
- Come on!
- Okay, sir!
Come on!
Oh wow!
[indistinct blabbering]
Yes, sir!
Yeah!
Okay, sir!
Drop it!
Yeah!
Yes, sir!
- Come on!
- There you go, sir.
Pat it! Drop it!
- This is interesting, sir!
- Drop it, again!
Ecstasy!
Enjoy it, sir!
You want more, sir?
- Take some more.
- Zara, you are unbelievable.
I know, sir.
Phew!
Hi, sir! How was your massage?
- It was really nice.
- Okay?
Fabulous, you know?
Sir, your shoes?
Shoe is okay.
Are you okay, Sir?
Yeah!
- Zara was really amazing.
- Okay.
Sir, do you want some water?
No, no!
Have a good day, sir.
Yeah! I will come back again.
Okay!
You people made my day wonderful.
I'll never forget it.
- Hey, Vinod?
- Hey, where are you?
I'm going for another massage.
Oh you little rascal!
What were you bragging
about back then?
I would have come
too if I was done here.
No need for you to come. I'll go alone.
Oh no!
So, you don't need me anymore?
Will you be staying there from now on?
Shut up! I'll call you later, okay?
Hey, hello? Don't hang up!
Hi!
Hello and welcome
to La Paradise Spa, Sir.
Thank you.
What massage are you looking for?
Well...
I think I will have a
foot massage and a
hand massage, okay?
Alright! For sixty minutes
or ninety minutes, Sir?
Um...
Sixty minutes! And if I need to,
I will extend it. Yeah?
Alright! For sixty minutes, it's 3000.
And if it increases, you can pay me later.
Alright!
And... can I have your details please?
- Alright!
- Your name, signature,
and contact?
- And, where do I sign?
- There, Sir. Yeah!
- Okay.
- Alright!
- Here you are!
- Alright Sir, thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
- And...
- Jasmine will guide you to the room.
- Thank you, thank you!
And have a good session.
- Yeah!
- Thank you very much.
Come, sir.
I... follow her?
- Yeah!
- Okay!
- Sir, this is your therapy room.
- Okay!
Please get ready, sir. Our
Therapist will be here shortly.
- Hmm.
- Have a nice session, sir.
Thank you.
Looks like Vinod has some other work.
So I came alone. That's okay, right?
- Sir, did you forget something?
- No, no!
- I just came to get another massage.
- Oh, I see!
So, which massage
would you prefer, Sir?
The same one I had last time is fine.
Could you also send the same girl?
Okay. May I have your name?
- Mathen.
- Mathen!
Riya was your therapist last time.
Yeah! Riya.
I'm so hungry. I can't wait for the others.
- Sini Chechi, come on, eat!
- Not now, dear.
- I'll have it later.
- Why later? Have it now!
Come!
What's the status of your
daughter's admission?
Admission is done, but we're
waiting for the loan to be approved.
- Australia, right?
- Yeah, Australia!
Which course?
- Hospital Management.
- Hmm.
- Nice, right?
- Yes.
Riya Chechi, that guy with the
tusker moustache is back again.
Which one?
The one who just came a while ago.
I already sent him off
once with a Happy Ending.
Yeah, maybe one Happy
Ending wasn't enough for him.
Damn!
So much stamina, huh!
His body's hard as steel
from all that timber work.
My hands are already
worn out rubbing him.
Send someone else.
But he insists he wants only you.
Maybe he liked your touch.
Whatever! Let me finish this.
Sir, this is your therapy room.
- If you'd like to freshen up
- I know, dear.
- You explained it before too, right?
- Yes.
Could you please ask
Riya to come quickly?
- Okay, Sir. I will.
- Thank you, dear.
Okay!
Good afternoon, sir.
- Good afternoon.
- I'm Tanya.
- Your therapist for today.
- Okay.
[in Hindi] So, we'll begin
with the foot ritual.
Please have a seat there.
- There?
- Yes.
Okay.
So, sir...
What do you do?
I... am an artist.
I sketch and I paint.
Wow... That's wonderful, sir.
I also enjoy drawing a lot, sir.
- Oh, is it?
- But, the thing is...
- Yeah?
- I don't really have that talent.
Hey, Tanya...
It's not about
perfection.
It's about expressing yourself.
- Isn't it?
- Yeah...
But I do have a talent for singing, sir.
- Oh?
- Yes, sir.
Will you sing?
Oh... sure, sir.
Why not?
Then sing.
Yeah... sure, sir.
Hmm.
[Humming]
She refuses to comply
She refuses to comply
I avert my gaze,
but she says No, no, no
She refuses to comply
She refuses to comply
The more I urge that
"the night ends, the lamp dims"
The more I urge that
"the night ends, the lamp dims"
She looks at me
and implores, No, no, no
She refuses to comply
She refuses to comply
Very good! Very good!
[In Bengali] Beautiful! Beautiful!
Thank you, sir!
So... you're from Bengal.
Yes, sir.
Tell me.
What is the meaning of
the lyrics that you were singing?
- Sir... this song...
- Yeah?
This song is about a woman
- singing a song to her lover.
- Oh, I see!
- Her lover is going to leave her.
- Okay?
And she is saying that...
Don't go yet. Stay a little longer.
Oh... Wonderful! Wonderful!
So, sir... what kind
of paintings do you do?
I do
mostly portraits.
Faces...
Bodies...
Emotions.
Wow! That's interesting, sir!
So, sir...
So, sir, could you sketch me then?
Why not?
Didn't you leave?
You came back again?
I couldn't resist coming, dear.
Your body will ache if you take
two massages in a day, you know.
You haven't even changed yet.
How can I massage
without you changing?
My hands can't work through this dress.
Do one thing...
Get changed first.
I'll come back in five minutes, okay?
- Hmm?
- Don't go, dear.
What is it?
I don't want any massage.
Then?
What is it?
Can you touch my hand?
You want me to massage your hands?
Can I lie down here?
Hmm... go ahead.
Why are you crying?
I was...
Just thinking about some things...
Don't dwell on sad things.
Take some rest.
I'll give you a massage.
Riya, my dear!
I feel sleepy.
You can sleep!
Sir?
Am I... just a body to you?
No!
A body is never just a body.
Sometimes...
An artist sees
what others don't.
A flicker...
A feeling...
Something true.
That's what I see in you, Tanya.
I understand, sir.
Thank you for trusting me, Tanya.
I trust you, sir.
I respect you.
How are you feeling, Tanya?
I feel a little shy, Sir.
That's natural, Tanya.
It's pure.
Sir, I don't know how to
sit like your models, Sir.
You don't have to.
There's beauty in your honesty.
And your hesitation,
makes the portrait real.
Sir!
What do you see right now?
I see strength
in your softness.
A woman who
offers herself to the world,
and still
holds something back.
Sir, no one has ever said
something like that to me.
Maybe they didn't know how to look.
Art
never lies.
Not when it's honest.
A line can reveal more than words.
I sketch a moment that
deserves to be remembered.
I must say,
Tanya is a wonderful girl.
- I will convey that, Sir.
- Please.
- And you have a good day.
- You too. Bye!
- Chetta!
- Hmm?
- Chetta!
- Riya, my dear!
Wake up, it's been an hour.
- An hour already?
- Yeah!
- Did I fall asleep?
- You did!
And you were snoring happily.
Did I really snore?
Hmm with a proper massage,
you can always sleep that well.
Now get up, time's up.
Riya, can I say something?
- What is it?
- At home, it's just me and my mother.
After giving my sisters their share,
I've got about 65 cents of land.
- And the house too.
- Hmm.
In my property, we grow cardamom,
banana, ginger, tapioca plenty of crops.
- We have cows too.
- Hmm.
And I have my job at the saw mill too.
I have no debts to worry about.
Riya Shall I marry you, dear?
Huh?
Shall I marry you?
I have no plans to get
married now, Chetta.
Even I never thought
about marriage until now.
But, when I saw you,
I changed my mind.
This is a sign.
You're the first woman to ever touch me.
And I don't want any other woman to.
You're saying all this out of
innocence, Mathayichan.
- Not Mathayichan.
- Huh?
- Mathen Chettayi.
- Yeah!
You're saying this all out of
your innocence, Mathen Chettayi.
Anyway, I really don't plan to marry now.
You can come here again, Chettan.
I'll give you a massage.
No, dear.
I don't want you to
massage anyone anymore.
I want to save you from here.
Chettan, this isn't something
to decide in just a moment.
Please leave for now, Chettan.
We'll talk later.
- Later when?
- You'll come again, won't you?
That time.
Now get up, time's over.
Come on, get up!
Did an unseen breeze
come on its own to caress me?
Did it linger by my shut door
waiting only to touch me?
Is this a story?
Or the petals of a dream?
Is it a thought
I've been seeking until now?
What can it be?
- Hi, good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
Welcome to La Paradise Spa, sir.
Which one is available quickly?
- Everything is available quickly, sir.
- Anything is fine.
Uh... How much is it?
Would you like sixty minutes
or ninety minutes, sir?
- Thirty minutes.
- Thirty minutes isn't available, sir.
Sixty minutes or ninety minutes.
- How much for sixty?
- 3000 Rupees.
- Here's your 3000.
- Okay, sir.
- Can you make it quick?
- Sure!
- Your name, sir?
- Name...
Chandran!
- Chandran, okay.
- Yeah.
Your phone number, sir?
- Chandran Sir doesn't have a number.
- Hmm?
You don't have a number?
- Okay, sir.
- Where's the room?
- Jasmine will take you to the room.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Have a good massage, sir.
- Please! Oh, thank you.
Walk fast, please!
Sir, this is your therapy room.
There's a washroom there
if you'd like to freshen up.
And you can keep your personal
belongings in the cupboard.
Your disposable brief and
towel are kept here, sir.
Sir I'm not done explaining yet.
Actions speak louder than words.
- Let's start now! Quickly!
- Sir!
Sir, the therapist will
be here in 10 minutes.
- 10 minutes? That won't work.
- Yeah!
- Why don't you do it?
- No, sir.
I'm not the therapist. She will come, sir.
- I don't have time. I need to go.
- No, sir.
- I won't do it, sir.
- It's an emergency!
Damn!
Which massage do you prefer, sir?
What do you have?
We have Deep Tissue,
Swedish, Balinese,
Aroma Thai Massage and
La Paradise Special Relaxation Massage.
I would like to have a combination.
Alright. Are you planning
to pay with cash or card?
Cash!
Alright then, sir.
Zara will be your therapist for the day.
And Jasmine will guide you to the room.
What if I don't like the Therapist?
I trust you would be satisfied with her,
because she is one of the
best therapists that we have.
Okay.
Huh? Yeah!
- Hi, sir!
- Hi!
- I'm your therapist for today.
- Okay, okay.
Sir, we'll begin with a foot ritual.
Let's wash your feet.
- No need to wash my feet.
- Okay, sir.
Then please rest your head
there and lie on your stomach.
I'll lie on my back.
Sir, we start with the back massage.
Forget the back.
Concentrate on the front.
Sir that's the proper order.
Screw the order.
Just start the extra service already.
Sir, how can it be so abrupt?
You should learn how to be abrupt
when there's an emergency.
My kids are waiting downstairs in the car.
I told them 20 minutes.
Ten minutes are already over.
I have to be done before my wife
comes out of the salon.
Sir, this is a Professional
Therapy Centre.
For the first 40 minutes, we...
Why can't you understand?
Hey lady, I've only got 10 minutes!
- What? Haven't you seen one before?
- I've seen it.
Then why are you acting
like you haven't?
Just start it! Please!
- I need to go before my wife comes.
- Okay, sir.
I'm short on time. That's why.
What is it?
Sir, it's totally dead, sir.
How the hell will it rise when
you're stressing me out like this?
Do something! Fast!
What's your name, sir?
Why do you want my name?
It's Prabhakaran!
Where are you from, sir?
Why? You wanna come home with me?
- I can, if you want me to.
- Ugh!
You're making it go down again.
Please focus on this.
- Okay, sir.
- Yeah.
- Okay sir.
- Here, here!
Please!
- Sir!
- What?
- It's still down, sir!
- Hmm?
Now...
- Do one thing!
- Hmm?
Can you swear at me?
- Sir!
- Huh?
Swear at me. Call me
some good bad words.
Yeah Bad words turn me on.
Swearing excites me.
- Try it!
- Sir!
Swear at me Swear at me with
some really fancy cuss words!
Not in English. No cook or f.
Swear in Malayalam.
Pure Malayalam. Do it!
Come on, do it! Yeah!
I I don't swear, sir!
You don't swear?
Is there anyone who doesn't?
No one's going to believe that.
- Sir!
- Do it!
Swear at me properly, with some rhythm.
Does swearing even suit our culture, sir?
Oh really?
Did I walk into a culture seminar now?
Just curse me and get on with it.
Sir, I'm not used to swearing.
- I can't do it.
- What do you mean?
You... Which planet are you from?
You were born and
raised in Kerala, right?
Haven't you seen the movie "Churuli"?
- No, sir.
- Huh?
If not the movie,
at least some clips from it?
- Huh?
- No, sir!
Oh no! What a lie!
You really don't know to swear?
There are so many
things to swear on it, right?
Anything Think of anything
and swear. Come on!
Oh no!
Be it the P word, T word, or M word
Anything works.
I'm suffocating
without hearing bad words.
- My life is wasted!
- Sir!
Please! Do it!
Sir, how can I swear with
the same mouth I eat with?
Huh?
- How can I swear with the mouth...
- Shut it!
You're cool grabbing men's junk,
But you can't swear? Is that it?
Whore!
- How dare you show your frustration to me?
- No! Don't slap me!
You wretched dog! Scoundrel!
Aargh!
I'll kill you right now! I'll kill you!
Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
- Oh no! My face!
- I'll ruin it!
- Let everyone see this face!
- Oh no, my nose!
Bloody pervert!
Aargh!
What is your job, sir?
Killer-for-hire!
Huh?
Contract killer!
[In Telugu] Contract Killer!
[In Kannada] Contract Killer!
Professional Killer!
Why did you laugh?
Nothing!
It's the first time I'm
seeing a contract killer.
Why do you have to laugh about it?
You should be afraid, right?
Why should I be afraid?
Will you kill me?
You can be scared whether
I might kill you, right?
I am not afraid of death, sir.
Then, what do you fear?
What else should someone who
doesn't fear death, be afraid of?
So...
How did you become a contract killer?
For money!
You also do your work for money, right?
But we are not killing anyone, right?
We are not stealing either.
We're the kind of people
who make anyone relax.
We can even make contract killers relax.
Anyway, I still haven't believed
that you are a contract killer.
Why don't you believe it?
Will anyone openly admit
they are a contract killer?
What's wrong with that?
Won't you get caught by the police?
You're not in the police, right?
I'm not in the police.
But policemen come here often, actually.
For raids?
Sometimes for raids,
and sometimes for massages.
Will the policemen who come for a massage
tell you that they're in the police?
They won't say it.
But, we'll understand it.
How?
Police officers don't come in uniform.
They will change their
shirt and pants. But
they don't change their socks and shoes.
Even if they change their
socks and shoes, we can tell.
The marks from wearing their cap...
We can notice that if we look closely.
You guys observe people very well, huh?
We face more dangerous
encounters than you every day.
We never know who might come
looking for us in the next hour.
- Hi!
- Good morning, sir!
Welcome to La Paradise Spa.
Which massage would you prefer, sir?
What's the most popular one?
What do people mostly go for?
Sir, that depends. Those who want
pressure usually choose Deep Tissue.
And for relaxation, Traditional
Thai Massage is preferred.
Okay! So, give me your
best combination then.
In that case, we have La Paradise
Special Relaxation Massage.
Okay!
GPay or cash?
- GPay is fine.
- Alright!
Do you have any
health issues or injuries?
Nothing much.
Okay, sir.
Can we have your name,
contact and signature?
Yeah, sure!
Aren't you a Director, sir?
Ghibri?
- Gabriel Ghibri!
- I got it!
I had applied for an
audition for your movie.
- I guess it hasn't started yet.
- Not yet!
Okay.
Jasmine will guide you to the room.
- Okay.
- Come, sir!
- Have a good massage.
- Hey!
If you don't mind, can
I click some snaps?
Sure, sir.
The colour schemes are
really brilliant, you see?
Thank you, sir.
Sir, please don't click my photos.
- Very nice.
- Yeah!
Thank you, sir.
- Can you move a bit to the side?
- Okay.
In every spa
why do they keep a Buddha?
Mindfulness, spiritual
healing, and inner peace!
Correct!
- Listen, one small doubt.
- Okay?
This Spa is licensed, right?
Yes, sir!
Because I've been to spas abroad,
but this is my first time here.
So, any kind of raids or...
No sir. We are a licensed Spa. See?
We have a proper certificate.
Okay!
You know, if film people are caught
in raids, it makes front-page news.
I know that, sir.
You are absolutely safe here.
- Okay, thank you.
- Welcome!
Yeah!
Sir, are you planning to
make a movie on Spas?
Why?
I just asked because you're taking photos.
It's very interesting... Great
colours and designs, you know?
Okay!
That's all.
I've just joined here,
and I'm attending auditions regularly.
Okay?
So, you can call me
if anything comes up.
I'll come. I have no issues.
We'll see.
Okay, sir. Thank you!
Thank you.
Good afternoon, Ma'am.
Welcome to La Paradise Spa.
- Hi, Ma'am.
- Hi.
Do you have any massage preferences?
Nothing, I just need a good massage.
We can offer you Deep Tissue, Swedish,
Balinese and Aroma Thai Massage.
Deep Tissue.
Alright, for how long would you require?
Sixty minutes or ninety minutes?
Ninety.
Tanya will be your therapist.
And your details, please?
So Ma'am, this is your therapy room.
And if you want to freshen up,
you can use the wash room.
And here is the disposable
bra, panties and towel.
You can keep all your personal
belongings in the cupboard.
And our therapist will be here soon.
Have a nice session, Ma'am.
- Thank you.
- Hmm.
The design on the floor
seen through this hole...
It makes me feel dizzy.
Can't you make it look
a little more pleasing?
No one who's ever come
here has said that before.
You're a director, aren't you, Sir?
Yeah!
Jasmine told me.
I'd also asked her to send someone
talkative, who could tell stories.
She mentioned that too.
Hey! Listen!
I'm asking this out of
academic curiosity...
What kinds of people
usually come here?
You see, my job is to look
for stories wherever I go, right?
- All kinds of people come here, sir.
- Hmm.
- People from different professions...
- Hmm.
- Different age groups...
- Hmm.
- Different shades of personalities...
- Hmm.
Could you share stories
about any of them?
Some memorable experience, perhaps...
So many people come here, sir.
- Hmm.
- If you ask me all of a sudden...
I can't recall any specific story.
Okay?
Do young boys come here?
Yeah!
They do.
But I usually don't serve
them if they're really young.
Why is that?
Because it reminds me of my brother.
Oh!
Then?
Then...
Sometimes, strange people show up.
Hear what they say,
and you'll just facepalm.
- Hmm?
- An old man came once...
He must have been over eighty.
Do you know what he asked me?
He asked me to lie on top of him.
I told him, If you die while I
do that, won't I end up in jail?
Then another man came once.
While I was massaging him...
He kept saying, Don't touch there, the
pressure's too much, it hurts, and so on.
So I told him, Why don't you just
buy a cat and let it walk on you?
That way, there won't
be much pressure, right?
That's a good one!
Is there anything that you
don't like?
Well, I don't like standing
there for selection.
- Hmm?
- It's like
a buffet.
Like you just pick whatever
you feel like having.
I don't like that.
There are some people...
They make us stand in a line...
- Hmm?
- And then leave without choosing anyone.
- Why do they do that?
- Maybe they don't have money.
Maybe that's why. Or maybe
they just enjoy watching us lined up.
And the competition is tough, sir.
In this city alone,
there are about 540
spas, as per our owner.
Five hundred and forty spas?
That's what our owner said.
I don't know anything
beyond that in this matter.
There might be!
When you send the therapist,
send someone with good knowledge.
Sir, all our therapists are
knowledgeable and certified.
- That's not what I meant.
- Huh?
I mean someone with
good general knowledge.
General knowledge? As in?
Someone who knows about
things in general.
Like someone who's aware of
what's happening around us everyday.
Since we're spending an hour together
we could exchange knowledge, right?
Why waste time doing nothing?
- Betty would be fine, right?
- Yeah!
She has prepared for government
exams. She should be good.
Hmm... our therapist
Betty will be fine, sir.
Alright then, Betty it is.
Are you comfortable, Ma'am?
Yeah!
Comfortable!
Is the pressure fine, Ma'am?
Fine!
Ma'am, where are you from?
Mumbai.
I could tell from your looks
that you're not from here.
- I'm from Kolkata, Ma'am.
- Okay!
I have never been to Mumbai.
But someday, I'll definitely go.
So, what do you do, Ma'am?
I'm a traveller.
Traveller?
Is that even a job?
It's part of my profession.
- Hey, Vinod!
- Mathen Chettan!
How did it go the second time?
- Are you tired?
- There's an issue!
What's the matter?
The girl who massaged
me is trapped there.
Trapped? Which girl
are you talking about?
The one who massaged me...
I must save her.
I want to marry her
and give her a new life.
Chetta, have you lost your mind?
I'm not crazy. I mean this
honestly, from the heart.
Chetta, don't get into unnecessary
trouble. You'll get beaten up.
Hey, if you're scared, don't come.
Chetta, it's not about fear.
I don't even know
what the actual situation is.
The situation is that she liked me.
And I liked her too.
She even asked me to come back.
Chetta, she must've meant it the
way she tells her regular customers.
No, no, you're wrong!
- I proposed her to marry me.
- And then?
She said we'd talk about
it when I come next time.
Then just wait until the next visit, right?
Vinod, this isn't something to postpone.
What if the spa people force her
to give Happy Endings to others?
Mathen Chettan can't tolerate that, man!
Cut the call now. I'll call you later.
Hello?
Betty...
What do you know
about the Ozone shield?
I didn't get you, sir.
The Ozone shield?
Ozone layers!
It's the layer that blocks the ultraviolet
rays from reaching the earth, right?
Yes!
Ozone layers block
about 97 to 99 percent of the
ultraviolet rays from hitting the earth.
But... in many countries
in the Ozone layers
holes have appeared.
That's dangerous!
To prevent this danger from
happening in our country,
we must be careful.
We must protect the nature.
I will protect it, sir.
We must defend nature from the
demonic forces that try to destroy it.
We should resist them!
Here's 3000. I want another massage.
But only with Riya.
Let me check Riya's availability.
Please have a seat, sir.
Tell Riya directly.
Tell her Mathachayan is here.
Sir, if Riya isn't available,
is another therapist okay?
No, no! I don't want anyone else.
Jasmine, can you please
check if Riya is available?
Please have a seat, sir.
I'll stand here.
Hmm.
- Vinod!
- Chetta, have you reached?
- I've reached the spa.
- Is everything okay?
Yeah, everything's fine.
- Hello, Martin!
- Tell me.
I've sent you a WhatsApp message.
Check it quickly.
Okay.
I watched a movie some time ago...
I can't recall the name exactly.
It was an English film.
- Hmm?
- A girl...
She roams around with a contract killer.
The story was about that girl falling in love
with the contract killer to take revenge.
Lon: The Professional, right?
That's my favourite movie.
Is there anyone you want revenge on?
Why?
You want to be my contract killer?
Hmm!
But I don't have that kind of
money to hire someone for revenge.
And I wouldn't take
help from anyone either.
Hmm?
You mean you'd
take revenge yourself?
Sister, I need to go back to
the room I used this morning.
What is it, sir?
I forgot something inside.
- Your name, sir?
- Huh? Sugunan!
One second!
Sir, your room was No. 4.
- Sir, there's a session going on there.
- Huh?
You can't go in now.
Oh no, don't say that. I must go in.
What did you forget, sir?
I um
- I forgot my underwear.
- Sir!
I'm wearing that paper
thing you gave me instead.
Oh!
In the heat of the moment, I just
- Come!
- Huh?
What is the problem?
Are you the owner of this place?
What did you forget?
I forgot my underwear, and now I'm standing
here in those paper ones from your spa.
Why did you take yours off?
I'm supposed to, right?
- I asked why you removed it.
- That's how it is, right?
Did you get a Happy Ending?
That's supposed to
be confidential, isn't it?
Who gave it to you?
- That's also supposed to be confidential...
- You rascal!
Oh no!
There should be no such
secrets here anymore.
This is Madathil Mathen speaking!
Respected Mathen sir, could
you please come over here?
I have nothing against you, sir.
When I got home and saw the undergarments
hanging to dry in my yard...
I suddenly remembered
I'd left mine here.
- Damn!
- I rushed straight back here!
Every morning, it's my wife who takes
my underwear and washes them for me.
I could go home without my head
But not without my underwear!
Even if you kill me, I'm not leaving!
You don't know my wife. She's the
embodiment of destruction, you know?
There'll be no more
Happy Endings in your life.
- This is Mathen's word!
- What's going on here?
How dare you question me?
Where is Riya?
- Upstairs, in the therapy room.
- Okay!
When you touched me...
I had this feeling...
You have hands
that can heal many.
And also, kill many.
Who are you, actually?
Who is she?
What is she?
Riya, dear...
Where is she?
Riya, dear...
And why is she doing what she's doing?
Open the door!
Oh no! Police!
It's a raid!
Didn't Riya say that he proposed to her?
What's going on? Who is it?
- Some guy is causing a havoc.
- Huh?
Is it him?
- Not him.
- He's down after getting beaten.
- Then where's the guy who beat him?
- Upstairs!
- Goon Martin!!
- Goon Jose!!
I could have imagined so many
other stories Oh my God, Jesus!
Who the heck are you?
What's your problem?
Why are you going around
knocking every room?
- Where's my dear Riya?
- Your Dear Riya?
- Who are you?
- Who are you?
I'm the Bouncer here!
Who?
I'm hired to deal with scoundrels like you.
I'm a professional goon!
Now get out of here!
Seems like you're a bit
short on strength, goon?
Huh?
Ever seen a real goon in action?
Beat him!
- There's not enough room!
- Beat him, Goon Jose!
Come here! I'll give you plenty of space.
Beat him with the
space you have. Oh no!
Hey you!
I won't let you deceive
my Riya anymore,
and make money off her by giving
Happy Endings to random scumbags!
Where's my Riya?
Oh no! Don't kill me!
She might be in the
third or fourth room
Oh no!
That brute has the strength of a bull!
Dear!
Riya!
Please save me!
Please save me, Lord!
I haven't committed any sin, Lord!
- Why are you lying here?
- My muscle gave out, brother!
Why do you need all those muscles
if you can't use them?
Brother!
- One massage will fix this!
- Good!
Riya!
Open it!
It's Mathen Chettan, dear!
Riya!
What is it, Chetta?
Why are you banging
on the door like that?
See, I paid 3000 at the reception.
I also told them I want you.
Chettan, if you paid money at the
reception, they'll take you to a room,
and I'll come there.
- Isn't that right?
- Yeah!
Who sent you here, Chettan?
No one sent me here. I came by myself.
- I came here to talk to my Riya.
- Why are you coming inside?
Why are you shutting the door now?
Is there anyone else here?
Why do you want to know that?
Shouldn't I know?
What happened upstairs, Martin?
There were sounds of glass breaking.
Oh no! Blood!
Oh my Lord!
Blood! Blood!
- Oh my God!
- Huh?
Where is he?
Why are you still sitting
there like a statue?
Can't you just go home?
I am going to beat you up and...
Beating up someone physically
is a violent ideology.
It's a kind of... patriarchal thought.
This should never be allowed.
Death to Patriarchy!
- Huh?
- Martin! Martin!
- Careful!
- Down with Invasion!
This universe...
- It isn't anyone's monopoly.
- Oh no!
Are you walking around blindly?
How does anyone fall flat on their face
from the stairs?
You'll fall flat on your
face if you slip, right?
You'll fall on your butt if you slip, right?
How can anyone think
about that while falling?
Are you able to drive?
I told you to learn driving, didn't I?
Huh?
Which office did you go to?
Insurance office.
But we already have insurance, right?
We have only Medi-claim, right?
This one is full cover.
Why the sudden urge to
go for full coverage now?
An accident
can happen anytime, right?
Tony!
Finally, I got you.
Bikini Killer?
How is she here?
Bikini Killer?
Lisa?
Yes!
Is she here?
Have you heard of "Bikini Killer"?
How do you know her name is Lisa?
Because I am her No. 1 enemy!
Tony!
I know you too!
I had my doubts.
So, you are Jennifer?
Massage Killer!
Everyone thought you were dead.
- How did you get here?
- Let's not get into that story now.
She's the one you and I need to kill.
And she wants to kill us.
What do we do?
Shall we call the police now?
No! Never!
If we call the police,
he'll tell them that we give Happy Endings
here, and everyone will get arrested.
- Oh no!
- Yeah!
- Then don't do it!
- Yeah!
Riya Chechi will handle him herself!
Dear, this job is really bad.
You have been deceived.
I will save you by marrying you.
I will set everything right.
So, what I am doing is wrong?
If my job is wrong,
we met for the first time when
you came here sometime back, right?
I came here because of Vinod, right?
I'm not that kind of man.
This Happy Ending is wrong, dear.
Chetta, there are people who come
here and don't take Happy Endings too.
Also, why would you
marry me if I am not good?
I did it in the heat of the moment, right?
This is wrong.
You are doing a wrong thing, dear.
Chetta, so many wrong
things are happening around us.
So much violence is going on!
Robbery, fights, kidnapping,
murder, harassment...
You come back
after fixing all those wrongs.
All those are wrong too.
But this is not like that.
This is a bit worse than that.
This is a sin.
Have you not sinned, Chetta?
Getting a Happy Ending was a sin.
- But our love is not a sin.
- Love?
Chetta, I don't like you.
Huh?
You said me you liked me earlier, right?
When?
During the massage.
We speak politely to the
customers who come for massages.
If I knew you were like this, I wouldn't
have even talked to you, Chetta.
Riya, my dear!
Don't say that!
Don't say what?
You shouldn't give Happy
Endings to anyone from now on.
Interesting love story!
If you do, Mathachayan
will die of heartbreak.
I got my hero! Mathen!
Okay, I agree!
Now leave, Chettan!
- You should also come with me.
- Where?
To my house.
Riya! Love him back.
- To your house?
- Come on!
For what?
You should look after my mom.
You should look after the crops
in my field and the cows too.
And you should look after me
too when I come back from work.
You can live happily.
Chetta, I don't want that happiness.
Then, what kind of
happiness do you want?
Does giving Happy Endings
give you happiness?
Chetta, don't talk vulgarly.
If what I am saying is vulgar,
what about the vulgarity you do, dear?
What will the society think?
Chetta, who is this society?
This dirty me, who
gives Happy Endings...
The dirty guys who come here
for Happy Endings...
Those who want to come here but don't,
because they're scared of the police...
And a lot of advisors who begin to
advise me after getting a Happy Ending...
This society includes all of us!
Wow! A heroine raising her
voice against the society!
Cinema with social commitment!
Award is guaranteed!
There are far worse people in this world.
Do you know what's worse
than Happy Endings?
What?
Interfering in someone's life
for no reason at all,
and mentally harassing them.
That's exactly what you're doing now.
Don't say that!
Is this harassment?
It's because I love you so much, right?
Isn't it because I fell in love with you?
I haven't loved anyone like
this before. You know that?
I won't blame you.
Your love may be true...
But I can't accept it.
If you have even a little love for me,
please leave this place.
Oh no!
Everyone down! Crawl now! It's gunfire!
What's happening here?
What's happening here?
[indistinct chatter]
Betty, come fast! We're in danger!
Oh no! Oh my God!
You'll be shot if you lift your head.
- Everybody, be careful!
- Oh no!
Dear, this is a den of thieves!
You are trapped in a dangerous prison.
Oh no!
You don't have to worry. Oh no!
I promise, I'll save you.
Riya, my dear!
What is it?
Dear!
I've fallen for you.
Can you please shut up?
My heart is full of love. Ouch!
Hear that?! Trust me!
Love story during the
time of shoot-out. Wow!
If we're going to die
we'll die together.
You can go die alone if you want.
What on earth is happening here?
Jennifer!
So, you're here too?
You bloody
Lisa, you piece of shit!
- Tony, you bastard!
- No!
Tony, don't let her get away!
[speaking in Bangla]
Tony, you bastard! You pig!
[speaking in Bangla]
Looks like these people shooting
have no sense of aim, Riya!
Chettan, can you
please shut your mouth?
Dear, can you hold
my hand if you love me?
Kill her!
I won't spare you, !
When will this ever end?
- We need to go, don't we?
- Get lost!
Kill her, Tony!
What will you do?
Eureka!
Don't let her go!
[swearing at each other]
I will kill both of you today!
Who do you think you are, huh?
Oh no! Police!
- Dear!
- What?
Don't give "Happy Ending" to anyone.
The police will catch you, and
the public will speak ill of you.
Let them speak ill.
Riya, my dear! I fell in love with you!
The wise words of the elders
will taste bitter at first
Mathen proposed, Riya rejected
The story will continue
The police have begun investigating
the shoot-out that occurred this afternoon,
at a popular spa in Kochi.
They are planning to question every
customer who visited the spa today.
Oh no!
Fk!!
Mom, that's a bad word!
[Directed by - Ghibri]
[Directed by - Abrid]
[A truly socially responsible film.]
Those who came for the massage ran away
Leaning in the shadows of the street
Who is this Prahladan?
Who fired the shot? Who heard it?
Betty's hot, Sweety's gorgeous
Riya gets your heart completed
Tany, sara makes you feel
their hands are all it takes to heal
2 steps forward then a twist
Hands went underneath my hips
Feel it building tension kicks
The pressure cooker pops and drips
Paradise Paradise Oh
Who's Happy, What's the truth?
They're Killers in the house
The names are "Massage, Tony, Bi Ki Ni"
Paradise Paradise Oh
Who's Happy, What's the truth?
They're Killers in the house
The names are "Massage, Tony, Bi Ki Ni"
Who came in for the massage?
Give your name and details
Questions will rain down on you,
surrounded by the police's trap
Those who came for the massage ran away
Leaning in the shadows of the street
Who is this poet Sugunan?
Who fired the shot? Who heard it?
Paradise Paradise Oh
Who's Happy, What's the truth?
They're Killers in the house
The names are "Massage, Tony, Bi Ki Ni"
Paradise Paradise Oh
Who's Happy, What's the truth?
They're Killers in the house
The names are "Massage, Tony, Bi Ki Ni"
Who came in for the massage?
Give your name and details
Questions will rain down on you,
surrounded by the police's trap
Those who came for the massage ran away
Leaning in the shadows of the street
Who is this Gabriel Ghibri? Abrid Shine?
Who fired the shot? Who heard it?