Spirit Halloween: The Movie (2022) Movie Script
1
Keep it running.
Woof!
Final notice.
Surprised you and your
filthy brood...
are still here.
I told you. I'm not
giving you the land.
That's the beauty
of it, sweetheart.
It's already mine.
You have 48 hours to evacuate.
Then the bulldozers come in.
The great spectacle...
of progress!
You should stick around
and watch the fireworks.
Yeah. Our house
is basically done.
Stayed up 'til 10 finishing it.
Just now?
Wow. I thought you'd be
done with that by now.
Frank moved our
Halloween stuff to storage.
It took a while to get back.
Is he okay with you
calling him Frank?
What else would I call him?
Anyway, I'm just waiting for
him to hang the darn lights.
Oh, what, you can't
do 'em yourself?
Oh, come on.
You can't
still be afraid of heights.
That fall was a decade ago.
It was six years.
Oh, yeah. Big difference.
And it's not a fear of heights.
It's a love of the ground.
Right, right.
So it's not the fall that scares
you. It's the sudden stop.
Whoah.
Shut the freddy puk.
Pop-up Halloween
store in a creepy lot?
Awesome.
Let me see.
Bummer. It won't upload.
Dead zone?
Dead zone.
- Let's check it out.
- Cool.
Come on, Carson.
I'm coming, Bo Peep.
Or a trick.
Remember this card.
It'll be the last thing...
you'll ever see!
Dude, saw that
coming a mile away.
Yeah, sure you did. Come on.
We're so coming here
for our costumes.
You two have put it
off long enough.
Yeah, about that.
Look, so I know you're like
a whole year younger
than me basically.
Eight months, Carson. Chill.
Don't forget to duck,
or you'll be a dead duck.
See, here's the thing.
Eight months from now,
you'll be growing
hair on your chest
and stealing your
dad's aftershave.
He's not my dad.
Wait, you grew hair
on chest? Congrats.
Thanks.
I mean, it's more
like fuzz, but still.
Carson who gives a crap
about your peach fuzz.
What's your point?
I'm not trick or
treating this year.
What?
Halloween's for kids.
We trick or treat every
year. It's what we do.
Bo, tell him.
Yeah, Bo. Tell him.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it is kind
of cold this year, Jake.
Look, we could do
something actually fun,
like sneak into Ray
Marino's Halloween party.
You'd seriously rather go to
some stupid high school party
you're not even invited to?
We don't have to do that.
I'm just saying we can't
trick or treat forever.
Jake, come on man.
Tell me what you like about her.
Um, I love her gems
and her orange hair...
- So pretty, right?
- And her teal eyes.
Are you kidding me.
Jake, this is Joanie's
house now too, all right?
I don't care. We don't do
princesses on Halloween.
It's meant to be scary.
Me and dad always did it scary.
But I wanna be a
princess for Halloween.
Princesses suck.
So that's stupid.
Jake, that is enough.
Honey, honey, honey, honey.
It's a family tradition.
Well, it might be time
to start a new tradition.
Why don't you finish this.
Seriously?
Are you kidd...? You
know nothing about me!
Hello?
Surrender your soul!
- Geez.
- Your face.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Is Carson home?
Oh yeah. He's in his
room hiding from chores.
But who needs him when
I have you, right?
- Wanna help?
- Yeah.
Um, I mean, yes.
Yep, sure.
Related?
She's much better
looking than Carson.
Rah!
Wow. Impressive.
Boy Scouts. Very cute.
What's this?
Oh, that's probably
from Mrs. Tulmeister.
My third grade teacher.
Ms. Dullmeister?
Yeah, I had her too.
You did?
She always hands out
apples instead of candy.
Oh yeah, apples and buttons.
I guess some things
never change.
Can I keep it?
Only if you promise to wear it.
It's not for me.
Hey, not judging.
Who knows that your kids
are into these days?
Yeah.
Who knows?
Miss me so soon?
Where's all your
Star Wars stuff?
Dude, we're gonna be in
high school next year.
It's like you're in denial.
Yeah, but you still
play with toy guns?
That's no toy.
With dart mods, I've got it
to military-grade accuracy.
You gonna change your mind?
On what? Trick or treating?
What's gotten you so whacked
out over trick or treating?
It's just not that fun anymore.
Yeah.
So hanging out with me and
Bo is not that fun anymore?
Well, Fright Night's
tomorrow night,
which is basically
Halloween anyway.
Basically Halloween
is not Halloween.
Dude, no! Not that one!
Dart mods. Like I said.
We're doing something Saturday.
The three of us, best holiday
of the year, just like always.
It's gonna be awesome.
All right, all right, sheesh.
Figure it out, but
don't shoot me over it.
Better not be lame, or I'm out!
Whatcha doing?
Heading out with my friends.
I'm sorry your dad died
'cause of bone cancer.
It was blood cancer.
But yeah, I guess blood's
made in the bones.
Mom says that's why
you're mad all the time.
Hey, Frank offered to
take you guys to pick out
your Halloween
costumes tomorrow.
- Yay!
- Yay!
I know it's a little last
minute, but will you go?
Mom...
Mom, no. I'm not even trick
or treating this year.
What are you talking about?
You guys go trick or
treating every year.
Carson thinks we're too old
and Bo's too much
of a wuss to argue.
I'm sorry, honey. I know how
much you look forward to it.
But hey, you could take Joanie.
- The fairytale princess?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Jake! Please take me.
Okay, go brush
your teeth, honey.
I'm gonna get you!
Look, I need to make en effort
to spend time with
them, all right?
I mean it.
Have a good time tonight.
Oh Alec, please don't go.
The town's people fear her.
They say she is... different.
Yes, I think it's
high time I paid a visit
to the old matron.
I am a business man after all,
surely she could
be reasoned with.
I will make her an
offer she can't refuse.
If you must have my
hand, Mr. Windsor-
Wait!
Then you'll have it forever.
She's a witch!
And so it is believed
that the spirit of the deceased
is bound to this dimension.
A body never found,
a curse never broken.
He roams waiting for the
one night of the year:
All Hallow's Eve,
the anniversary of his
death, to claim his way back
from his doom, purgatory.
Do you really think
there's a cursed body
under this town somewhere?
Heck no.
It's just some stupid local
legend to keep kids home
and out trouble on Halloween.
No, I mean Alec Windsor's
definitely a real guy.
He built over half the town.
And one day, he
just disappeared.
Yeah, yeah. It's a mystery.
Hey, who's that
talking to your sister?
Ray Marino? Dang.
Ray Marino? Can he even string
a sentence together?
You don't need sentences
when you got touchdowns, bro.
Is he seriously wearing
himself as a costume?
Bye.
So sis, Ray Marino, huh?
None of your business, Carson.
Well, I heard he's throwing
the party of the year tomorrow.
Mm-hmm, and you're not
going. No kids allowed.
Yeah, well, if I'm not
going, then you're not.
Why?
Mom's gonna be out of town
tomorrow and you're in charge.
Carson, you can crash at
my place tomorrow night.
Perfect. Thank you
Jake! I owe you one.
Dude, what was that?
That was our in.
What do you mean, our in?
Carson, read the room.
Besides, we've got
our own awesome plans.
Do we though?
No, but we're
working on it, right?
Right.
We can always just watch
a scary move at my place.
Oh, will your mom
give you milky and cookie?
Could she gimme your blankie?
Dude! Grow a pair.
We need something super
creepy or I'm out.
I mean it.
You want something
really creepy?
How about a night
locked in here?
What?
The Halloween Megastore.
Now we're talking.
Are you crazy?
Why the heck would
we wanna do that?
Because we're not giving
up a Halloween tradition
just because Carson
grew a chin hair.
It's chest hair and there's
way more than one, F.Y.I.
- Yeah. No, not in.
- Bo, come on.
Come on Bo-peep, you're
told to be scared of ghosts.
Am I too old to be
scared of the law?
Bo, please. Just one in,
all in. Like always?
My god, you guys
are seriously nuts.
Booya!
Yo.
No, I say Bo's, you
say mine, Bo says yours.
No, I've downloaded
movies on the tablet.
Okay, cool.
Bye.
Hey, trick or treat.
What would you like?
Hey, Grandma G.
Don't stay out late
Jake. You hear me?
Grandma, stop
scaring my friends.
Listen Bo, you
stay safe, please.
- Always.
- Please.
Yes, I know.
So, what's your new
girlfriend Kate up to tonight?
Okay, she's not my girlfriend.
Besides, Carson's
sister? Come on.
She still thinks
we're little kids.
Half sister...
And we're not.
Yeah, well, she's only
into guys like Ray Marino,
football legend slash town hero
slash party planner
of the century.
Yeah, well, he's too obvious.
Okay, next time you see her, say
"Hey, are you made of
copper and tellurium?
Because baby, you're cute."
Copper's C U and
Tellurium's T E.
It'll probably work
better on paper.
Oh my god, Carson.
It's not a joke if you have
to explain the punchline, dude.
Whatever.
What's that? Gonna
play us some tunes?
Nah, this is gonna
make you guys dance!
Trick or treat, or
illegal trespass?
I feel like there might've
been an option in-between.
Oh come one, Bo-peep,
it'll be be wicked.
This is amazing.
Psst.
Hey Bo, they gone?
What's wrong with you?
It's not even midnight yet.
I think I saw...
The... the... the... what?
The light.
What light? Bo, the store
closed, and we're still inside.
As planned.
You mean the store's locked
and we're trapped inside.
That scared me!
You guys are serious
wusses, you know that?
If only we had peach fuzz
to make us big and
strong like you, Carson.
I gotta take a whizz.
Pretty sure you just did.
I was wrong about
tonight. This is fun.
Hell yeah.
Jakey, you wanna tell
us a scary story?
What was that?
Glitchy generator. Chill.
This building is ancient.
Here's some spare
balls, Bo-Peep.
Yours seem to be missing.
Was that there before?
I'm
gonna say... yes?
Here, how about we share 'em?
Here.
No, sorry. Lactose intolerant.
A man can't live on
Skittles alone.
- Come on, here, just try 'em.
- Fine.
Here, "The Legend
of Alec Windsor".
Where do you think this was?
Who knows. I mean, it
could've been anywhere.
Wait.
Guys, the twin chimneys.
Is that the old mill?
It has to be!
- Hold on. Gimme this.
- Dude!
Holy crap, that's a
few blocks from here!
That was a good Halloween.
Yeah man, one of the best.
Nope, yeah.
I'm done, too creepy.
Too creepy? This is
why we came here.
Trick or treat?
Remember this card, it'll
be the last thing...
Yikes.
I told you it was
an old building.
We should find the breaker box.
We should find an exit.
Come on wimps. I bet
it's in the back.
See, Bo is always right.
This is how every
horror movie starts.
Hi, Mama.
Yeah, everything's great.
I'm on my way to
the party right now.
Carson is at Jake's for
the night. Remember?
Yes, I made sure to
turn off all the lights.
Yes, I...
Yes. I also made sure that
Carson took his phone.
Relax Mama, I've
got this, seriously.
Everyone's great. I promise.
All right.
Love you. Bye.
Darn it, Carson.
- Oh my god!
- Seriously?!
Oh my god, give a kid
a heart attack. Jeez!
So we're good then. Right?
- Kate? Hi.
- Hi.
Frank, I said pause
it. I'm sorry.
Happy Halloween!
Um, Carson left
his phone at home
and Mom likes him reachable, so.
The boys aren't here,
they're all at Bo's.
Oh. Oh my gosh,
you're right. Sorry.
It's okay.
Hey, Carson didn't say he
was staying here, did he?
No, no, I blanked.
Sorry about that.
I will swing by there.
- Have fun!
- Okay.
Hi, Grandma G.
No one's home, Kate.
Okay.
Okay. Sorry to bother you.
It's late, child. Go home.
Okay.
Bye.
You little brats.
- Gimme this.
- Bro!
Will Bo die never been kissed?
Too bad, so sad.
Will Carson?
Dude. Unoriginal.
How the heck do I
get out of here?
Ask the right questions,
you'll get the right answers.
Like that's not creepy.
This thing is awesome.
Ask the right questions,
you'll get the right answers.
Is the town haunted
by a lost spirit?
Is Alec Windsor roaming tonight?
Are you two serious right now?
Really?
So does he want something?
Or is he here to like, hang out?
What does he want?
You!
The reaper
comes in dark of night.
And so do I!
No, no!
- Bo!
- Nighty night!
I only need one of
you to get to sleep.
Now, who wants a lullaby?
Fee fi fo fum,
I smell the blood
of some child-like scum.
What the heck just happened?
I don't know.
But I'd love my guitar
case right about now.
Forget the guitar!
We can overtake it if
we catch it by surprise.
Are you kidding me?
It's like The Hulk trapped
in the reaper's body.
We'll rip its legs off!
Dude, gross.
- It's not like it'll bleed.
- It'll possess something else.
Maybe something smaller.
Dude.
I told you, lactose intolerant.
Woof!
- Come on, go, we gotta go!
- Go, go, go!
Kids.
Filthy rodents!
Time to sleep.
Hold still.
Carson, now!
Jake, come on!
Good thinking with the mirror.
No more candy, Bo.
Hey, it's Lydia.
Sorry I missed you.
Leave a message.
Hey, Mrs. T.
Hey, wait, you're break...
Yeah, you're breaking
up. Sorry, what?
Look, Jake's phone
just seems like
it's out of service
range somehow,
but did you talk to them or
did you only talk to Lydia?
Hello?
Kate?
Kate, can you hear?
Hi. Yeah, sorry, you cut out.
But you know kids
and their phones.
Never charge 'em and
never on 'em, right?
No, but yeah, but
they're doing great.
Okay, well that's a
relief, thank you Kate.
- Have a good night.
- Okay, all right, bye.
God damn, Carson.
You think Jake will
ever change his mind?
About what, honey?
About taking me
trick or treating.
I guess I would just
say, you never know.
Your brother's kinda
silly sometimes.
Hey, did you get that tonight?
No, I thought you or
Dad left it for me.
I found it by my bed.
No. We didn't.
But I love that someone did.
This is so stupid.
So what the heck are we
dealing with here, Bo?
How should I know?
Jake's the horror geek.
All right, Jake, best
guess? Dude, come on.
A spirit that can't
let go of this life,
possibly someone who died here.
Alec Windsor.
I don't know who it is,
but I don't think
they wanna be friends.
Theoretically, if it is
all that, what could it do?
Well, I need my book.
But based on what we've seen,
I'd say affect things
or possess them.
What's the difference?
Well, one's making things move
and the other's
bringing things to life.
Like the reaper!
Great.
So I guess we've got Jake
to thank for this crapshoot.
Carson, chill out.
You wanted to come here.
No, dude, I wanted to
go to a cool party.
You wanted to come here.
Only 'cause you were too selfish
to do what we usually do!
Oh, and what's that? Stay
10-years-olds forever?
Guys, come on, let's just...
Wanting to change
things up isn't a crime,
last I checked, Jake.
You should try it sometime;
might make you more
fun to be around.
What was that?
Guys?
Idiots.
Guys, where are you?!
Was that Kate?
Hi.
How did you get in here?
I broke in.
Guys, you know how
insane this is?
Good job, sis. Let's go!
We have to go!
We'll explain later.
Hey!
You guys are in serious
trouble. This place is wrecked.
Kate! Where did you break in?
I know you're not yelling at me.
You're the little brat
who left his phone at home
and lied about where he is.
And now I'm missing my
party because the three...
- Kate.
- What?
Please. Just,
where's the window?
What? You came in
through the roof?
Yeah.
Okay Bo, you're the lightest.
Yeah, and I'm also the weakest.
True.
We'll boost you up.
You can go open the doors
when you're outside.
They're dead bolted, genius.
We're all gonna have
to climb out this way!
All right, come on Jake,
it's not that high.
Try falling from up there,
then tell me it's not that high.
Hey, how is that bear moving?
You don't wanna know.
Need to warm up these legs.
Someone overstuffed this guy.
Just so we're all
clear on the rules,
I can't leave here
without a body.
That's a weird thing to say.
Bo, hustle!
I can't reach it!
Welcome to the party, princess.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god! What's happening!?
The store is trying to kill us.
Carson, help!
- Here.
- What?
- I don't know.
- A pumpkin?
Bo, move it!
It's not enough, I need...
I can't, we gotta go.
It's too late. Bail!
Oh my god, Bo. What?
Come on!
Help!
Hope you like earth,
you filthy maggot.
Help me!
- Bo, hold on!
- Hold on.
'Cause you're about to eat dirt!
All right, distract it.
We'll get Bo, and get
back to the storeroom.
Okay.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
Hey Ted!
Not so fast.
Let me go, you demonic bear!
Hey, take this.
- Where's my case?
- Who cares!
I just need one of you runts!
Wait!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Jake, come on!
- Jake!
- Dude!
Keep it shut!
Go, go, Bo!
Hurry! Please!
Come on!
This is crazy.
You guys couldn't
do something simple,
like camp in the backyard?
Backyard camping's for kids.
Exactly!
What do we do, what do we do,
what do we do, what do we do?
Teddykins wants in.
Jake, come on,
give us something!
- Hold on.
- Yeah, hurry up!
Here, hauntings, malicious.
Tortured spirits,
cursed to Earth,
or reluctant to cross over,
express themselves
through angry outbursts
of energetic phenomena.
Tortured spirits?
For one hour on the
anniversary of their death,
they can possess things...
or people.
Seriously?
What? Are you freaking
kidding me?
It says here you
need to be asleep
or unconscious to be possessed.
Well, I guess I'm good.
'Cause I'm not sleeping for the
rest of my life after this!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Here's Teddykins!
Dude, bug spray?
- You got a better idea?
- 100 of 'em.
There has to be another way out!
There better be. That
or we're dead.
Blueprints!
Maybe there are floor
plans or something,
they could show us a way out!
Uh, yeah.
You mean, like this?
Everything okay?
I'm not sure.
- Jake?
- Yeah.
It's just he's not answering his
phone and neither is Lydia.
They're probably all in a
candy coma, fast asleep by now.
He's with his
buddies, he's fine.
I won't be gone long.
Okay, here we
are. Access door?
- Access to what?
- Maybe a basement space?
Where is it?
Right, right here.
Hey guys?
Uh! Where do you
think you're going?
Fan-freakin-tastic.
I need something stronger.
We gotta get out of here.
- It's freezing.
- Yeah.
- Here, just take this.
- Oh, thank you.
It just goes down.
What is this place?
Well, it's not an exit.
Guys.
Sacred Hearts home
for Wayward Children.
The orphanage.
This is it.
We've been right on top
of it this whole time!
The same picture is in my book.
Hey guys, I think
I found our exit.
I need to find one with hands.
Holy cow. This must have
been a coal mine or something.
Or an insane bootlegging den.
What's a bootlegging den?
You'll learn about
it when you're older.
Like high school? Less
than a year from now?
Sure, Carson.
Yeah! Oh, that'll do.
That'll do just fine.
It's, it's, it's...
Spit it out, Bo Peep!
- It's him.
- Alec Windsor.
Like the legend?
- No way.
- Yes way.
So they just dumped
his body down here?
That's sick. And
not the good sick.
Hey, hey, wait.
If we make it out of here alive,
I think I'm gonna take your
advice and go for it with Kate.
Seriously?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm no football hero,
but after this we'll sure
as heck be legends, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, eat dust, Ray Marino.
Holy cow.
How creepy is this?
What?
Don't do that.
What's the point of this?
Carson, do you still
have that stupid lighter?
Oh yeah, here.
There he
is. Alec Windsor.
"Burn three things
he haunts with glee,
"seal with a sacrifice
to set him free.
"If by midnight
he inhabits thee,"
"your body he'll
take for eternity."
Do you think that's
the antidote?
Well, if a curse can be cast,
maybe it can be retracted?
Wait, so if it
inhabits our body,
it can keep it for... eternity?
Yeah, no. This
doesn't sound fun,
apart from the
superhuman strength.
Screw this. Let's
get out of here.
Shut the door!
Okay, he's made out of plastic
and polyester, right?
Carson give me your lighter!
- Why?
- Give me your lighter!
Okay!
Here.
Everything's soggy down here!
I need some kind of fuel.
What?
Go, go! Go, go!
Bo!
What are you doing? Come on!
Trust me! Throw
me the spray can!
Hey, Windsor! Are you made
of lithium and tritium?
'Cause baby, you are lit!
- Come on.
- Come, Bo, come on.
- Bo, that was awesome.
- Yeah Bo. Nice.
Ladies and gentleman, chemistry.
Come on, let's get
back to the hatch!
Race you to the top, Jake!
Last one out owes me five bucks.
Oh, dang it!
There is literally no way out!
We're all gonna die in here.
Well, Kate, at least
we go down together.
You know I'm
actually pretty impressed
that you guys lasted this long.
It's kind of legendary.
Thanks for noticing.
Those despicable,
wretched brats!
This will end tonight!
What?
It's coming.
And it's getting stronger.
You know what? Enough running.
We have to stop
Windsor, for good.
All right, Bo.
Let's do this.
No, no. No, I'm not
doing whatever that is.
Booya!
"Burn three things
he haunts with glee,
seal with a sacrifice
to set him free."
We've already burned
one thing. So, two more?
"Sealed with a sacrifice"
sounds like a ritual.
Maybe we should burn three
things together,
just to be sure?
What's the sacrifice?
Like an animal?
No, no.
It's more like something
that means a lot to someone.
Oh, it's like
Carson's chest hair?
Very funny.
Here.
"A sacrifice is often used to
release a spirit from limbo."
An offering of high importance
that's different for everyone.
"For the hungry - food.
For the poor - currency."
For the grieving, a
photo of their dad.
Carson.
What did you just say?
- Here, I have this.
- Nothing.
It was my grandmother's locket.
Kate, dude.
It's okay. Take it.
You're the horror geek, so.
Okay, what else did it possess?
- The Fortune Teller!
- Okay, I'll get it.
What's up?
The necklace. It's gone.
What? How?
It was right here.
Hey, we need to
use something else.
Jake, it's just a photo.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just a photo.
Oh good, you got it! I
couldn't find anything else.
Kate, I lost your
necklace. I'm so sorry.
Jake, how?
Jake has a photo with
his dad. We can use that.
Tell him, Bo.
I mean, I don't know.
Is there something else?
Man the heck up for
once and tell him
he's the only one with
something here to sacrifice.
You don't know that!
Everyone knows that!
Jake, we need to at least try.
Look, we're all sorry
you lost your dad, dude,
but at least you had one.
Give it a rest, Carson!
We're here now, alive. No
thanks to you, by the way.
Carson, chill out!
Hey.
Hey!
Guys.
This is ridiculous,
you two. Stop, grow up!
You act like you know
everything, but you don't!
Obsessing over gym
freaks on your phone
doesn't make you
a grown up, Carson!
Growing up means a lot of things
you don't know jack about,
like letting go of the past
and accepting things change.
Or having a darn opinion even
when no one else likes it.
Who knows, maybe growing
up means growing apart.
See you kids later.
Carson!
You wanna know my
opinion, Carson?
Sure, Jake needs to
stop avoiding change,
but you need to stop forcing it!
It's gonna happen,
with or without you
two fools interfering.
So both of you grow up!
Just forget about him,
we have to get this done.
Okay, fortune teller's one,
reaper's two, and teddy's three.
We need the sacrifice.
You should do it.
Whoah!
Kate!
Kate?
Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Jackpot!
Hi!
Your girlfriend
is a little scary.
You mean my sister?
Oh, so you're back
to play with us kids?
You guys are gonna
need me. Let's move it.
What the hell?
Oh baby, there you are.
We don't have a sacrifice.
Yes we do. The
Encyclopedia of Shadows.
It was a gift from my dad.
Let's get that sucker back then.
Only 10 minutes till midnight.
Okay.
For Kate.
Up there!
Windsor's using her to
control the monsters.
Okay, I have a plan.
Carson, pull the creeps off.
Bo, cover me.
Jake, don't be stupid!
Yo, Dead Heads! Wanna dance?
Hey Kate, you're
not being very nice!
Stop pestering
me, you little twit!
Jake!
Hello!
Okay.
Ah, no!
Stay back.
Hey, you!
Give it up, kid.
I'm warning you!
I get it! You want
your old life back!
But that body you're in
belongs to my girlfriend!
I got it!
Guys, now!
- We need some more!
- Got 'em!
No, no, no!
Jake!
It's a family tradition.
Mom says that's why
you're mad all the time.
No, no, no, no!
Like I said, couldn't
you do something simpler
like camp in the backyard?
Backyard camping's for kids.
Whoah, Jake.
I love you, you're my hero,
but that is never gonna happen.
I'm your hero?
Sure.
Ugh, what is that
god-awful smell?
Oh, it's Carson, it's
singed hair.
Yeah, Carson, we
needed a sacrifice.
Yeah, took it while
you were sleeping.
Very funny, numbskulls.
Best Halloween ever.
Booya!
No, I'm still not saying it.
Come on.
Kate, maybe next year we
throw our own Halloween party.
One to outdo Ray Marino.
Well, you'll be in
high school, so maybe.
Mom?
- Jake!
- Mom?
Oh, thank god you're okay.
I was so worried.
What in the world is going
on? Why are you even out here?
- What were you thinking?
- Mom.
You have all got a lot
of explaining to do.
It's my fault,
Mrs. T. I'm sorry.
Kate, it's fine.
Mom, I'll explain everything.
Just can I walk home
with my friends?
No.
You know what? Okay.
Sure. I'll see you at home.
Jake, there's no way
I'm turning down a ride.
Do you mind, Mrs. T?
Not at all. Let's
get out of here.
- Wait, guys, our bikes.
- Leave 'em.
Thanks, Dad.
Hey.
Thank you, Jake, for everything.
Okay, let's go home.
Holy mother...
You guys wanna do one last
round for old time's sake?
Trick or treating?
Nah man, we gotta help
Kate with the party.
You still coming though, right?
Absolutely.
- Jake, I'm ready.
- Oh my gosh.
- Have fun, dark princess.
- Better not be late.
One last thing. Perfect.
Shall we?
Have fun, kids.
Oh, you look great, you
look great. You look so good.
Hey, hey.
Thanks.
I'm real proud of you.
All right, get going.
Be safe, be safe.
Have fun!
Home before dark!
Vos requiem.
Ut...
Vos requiem.
Rest.
Rest.
Rest.
Keep it running.
Woof!
Final notice.
Surprised you and your
filthy brood...
are still here.
I told you. I'm not
giving you the land.
That's the beauty
of it, sweetheart.
It's already mine.
You have 48 hours to evacuate.
Then the bulldozers come in.
The great spectacle...
of progress!
You should stick around
and watch the fireworks.
Yeah. Our house
is basically done.
Stayed up 'til 10 finishing it.
Just now?
Wow. I thought you'd be
done with that by now.
Frank moved our
Halloween stuff to storage.
It took a while to get back.
Is he okay with you
calling him Frank?
What else would I call him?
Anyway, I'm just waiting for
him to hang the darn lights.
Oh, what, you can't
do 'em yourself?
Oh, come on.
You can't
still be afraid of heights.
That fall was a decade ago.
It was six years.
Oh, yeah. Big difference.
And it's not a fear of heights.
It's a love of the ground.
Right, right.
So it's not the fall that scares
you. It's the sudden stop.
Whoah.
Shut the freddy puk.
Pop-up Halloween
store in a creepy lot?
Awesome.
Let me see.
Bummer. It won't upload.
Dead zone?
Dead zone.
- Let's check it out.
- Cool.
Come on, Carson.
I'm coming, Bo Peep.
Or a trick.
Remember this card.
It'll be the last thing...
you'll ever see!
Dude, saw that
coming a mile away.
Yeah, sure you did. Come on.
We're so coming here
for our costumes.
You two have put it
off long enough.
Yeah, about that.
Look, so I know you're like
a whole year younger
than me basically.
Eight months, Carson. Chill.
Don't forget to duck,
or you'll be a dead duck.
See, here's the thing.
Eight months from now,
you'll be growing
hair on your chest
and stealing your
dad's aftershave.
He's not my dad.
Wait, you grew hair
on chest? Congrats.
Thanks.
I mean, it's more
like fuzz, but still.
Carson who gives a crap
about your peach fuzz.
What's your point?
I'm not trick or
treating this year.
What?
Halloween's for kids.
We trick or treat every
year. It's what we do.
Bo, tell him.
Yeah, Bo. Tell him.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it is kind
of cold this year, Jake.
Look, we could do
something actually fun,
like sneak into Ray
Marino's Halloween party.
You'd seriously rather go to
some stupid high school party
you're not even invited to?
We don't have to do that.
I'm just saying we can't
trick or treat forever.
Jake, come on man.
Tell me what you like about her.
Um, I love her gems
and her orange hair...
- So pretty, right?
- And her teal eyes.
Are you kidding me.
Jake, this is Joanie's
house now too, all right?
I don't care. We don't do
princesses on Halloween.
It's meant to be scary.
Me and dad always did it scary.
But I wanna be a
princess for Halloween.
Princesses suck.
So that's stupid.
Jake, that is enough.
Honey, honey, honey, honey.
It's a family tradition.
Well, it might be time
to start a new tradition.
Why don't you finish this.
Seriously?
Are you kidd...? You
know nothing about me!
Hello?
Surrender your soul!
- Geez.
- Your face.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Is Carson home?
Oh yeah. He's in his
room hiding from chores.
But who needs him when
I have you, right?
- Wanna help?
- Yeah.
Um, I mean, yes.
Yep, sure.
Related?
She's much better
looking than Carson.
Rah!
Wow. Impressive.
Boy Scouts. Very cute.
What's this?
Oh, that's probably
from Mrs. Tulmeister.
My third grade teacher.
Ms. Dullmeister?
Yeah, I had her too.
You did?
She always hands out
apples instead of candy.
Oh yeah, apples and buttons.
I guess some things
never change.
Can I keep it?
Only if you promise to wear it.
It's not for me.
Hey, not judging.
Who knows that your kids
are into these days?
Yeah.
Who knows?
Miss me so soon?
Where's all your
Star Wars stuff?
Dude, we're gonna be in
high school next year.
It's like you're in denial.
Yeah, but you still
play with toy guns?
That's no toy.
With dart mods, I've got it
to military-grade accuracy.
You gonna change your mind?
On what? Trick or treating?
What's gotten you so whacked
out over trick or treating?
It's just not that fun anymore.
Yeah.
So hanging out with me and
Bo is not that fun anymore?
Well, Fright Night's
tomorrow night,
which is basically
Halloween anyway.
Basically Halloween
is not Halloween.
Dude, no! Not that one!
Dart mods. Like I said.
We're doing something Saturday.
The three of us, best holiday
of the year, just like always.
It's gonna be awesome.
All right, all right, sheesh.
Figure it out, but
don't shoot me over it.
Better not be lame, or I'm out!
Whatcha doing?
Heading out with my friends.
I'm sorry your dad died
'cause of bone cancer.
It was blood cancer.
But yeah, I guess blood's
made in the bones.
Mom says that's why
you're mad all the time.
Hey, Frank offered to
take you guys to pick out
your Halloween
costumes tomorrow.
- Yay!
- Yay!
I know it's a little last
minute, but will you go?
Mom...
Mom, no. I'm not even trick
or treating this year.
What are you talking about?
You guys go trick or
treating every year.
Carson thinks we're too old
and Bo's too much
of a wuss to argue.
I'm sorry, honey. I know how
much you look forward to it.
But hey, you could take Joanie.
- The fairytale princess?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Jake! Please take me.
Okay, go brush
your teeth, honey.
I'm gonna get you!
Look, I need to make en effort
to spend time with
them, all right?
I mean it.
Have a good time tonight.
Oh Alec, please don't go.
The town's people fear her.
They say she is... different.
Yes, I think it's
high time I paid a visit
to the old matron.
I am a business man after all,
surely she could
be reasoned with.
I will make her an
offer she can't refuse.
If you must have my
hand, Mr. Windsor-
Wait!
Then you'll have it forever.
She's a witch!
And so it is believed
that the spirit of the deceased
is bound to this dimension.
A body never found,
a curse never broken.
He roams waiting for the
one night of the year:
All Hallow's Eve,
the anniversary of his
death, to claim his way back
from his doom, purgatory.
Do you really think
there's a cursed body
under this town somewhere?
Heck no.
It's just some stupid local
legend to keep kids home
and out trouble on Halloween.
No, I mean Alec Windsor's
definitely a real guy.
He built over half the town.
And one day, he
just disappeared.
Yeah, yeah. It's a mystery.
Hey, who's that
talking to your sister?
Ray Marino? Dang.
Ray Marino? Can he even string
a sentence together?
You don't need sentences
when you got touchdowns, bro.
Is he seriously wearing
himself as a costume?
Bye.
So sis, Ray Marino, huh?
None of your business, Carson.
Well, I heard he's throwing
the party of the year tomorrow.
Mm-hmm, and you're not
going. No kids allowed.
Yeah, well, if I'm not
going, then you're not.
Why?
Mom's gonna be out of town
tomorrow and you're in charge.
Carson, you can crash at
my place tomorrow night.
Perfect. Thank you
Jake! I owe you one.
Dude, what was that?
That was our in.
What do you mean, our in?
Carson, read the room.
Besides, we've got
our own awesome plans.
Do we though?
No, but we're
working on it, right?
Right.
We can always just watch
a scary move at my place.
Oh, will your mom
give you milky and cookie?
Could she gimme your blankie?
Dude! Grow a pair.
We need something super
creepy or I'm out.
I mean it.
You want something
really creepy?
How about a night
locked in here?
What?
The Halloween Megastore.
Now we're talking.
Are you crazy?
Why the heck would
we wanna do that?
Because we're not giving
up a Halloween tradition
just because Carson
grew a chin hair.
It's chest hair and there's
way more than one, F.Y.I.
- Yeah. No, not in.
- Bo, come on.
Come on Bo-peep, you're
told to be scared of ghosts.
Am I too old to be
scared of the law?
Bo, please. Just one in,
all in. Like always?
My god, you guys
are seriously nuts.
Booya!
Yo.
No, I say Bo's, you
say mine, Bo says yours.
No, I've downloaded
movies on the tablet.
Okay, cool.
Bye.
Hey, trick or treat.
What would you like?
Hey, Grandma G.
Don't stay out late
Jake. You hear me?
Grandma, stop
scaring my friends.
Listen Bo, you
stay safe, please.
- Always.
- Please.
Yes, I know.
So, what's your new
girlfriend Kate up to tonight?
Okay, she's not my girlfriend.
Besides, Carson's
sister? Come on.
She still thinks
we're little kids.
Half sister...
And we're not.
Yeah, well, she's only
into guys like Ray Marino,
football legend slash town hero
slash party planner
of the century.
Yeah, well, he's too obvious.
Okay, next time you see her, say
"Hey, are you made of
copper and tellurium?
Because baby, you're cute."
Copper's C U and
Tellurium's T E.
It'll probably work
better on paper.
Oh my god, Carson.
It's not a joke if you have
to explain the punchline, dude.
Whatever.
What's that? Gonna
play us some tunes?
Nah, this is gonna
make you guys dance!
Trick or treat, or
illegal trespass?
I feel like there might've
been an option in-between.
Oh come one, Bo-peep,
it'll be be wicked.
This is amazing.
Psst.
Hey Bo, they gone?
What's wrong with you?
It's not even midnight yet.
I think I saw...
The... the... the... what?
The light.
What light? Bo, the store
closed, and we're still inside.
As planned.
You mean the store's locked
and we're trapped inside.
That scared me!
You guys are serious
wusses, you know that?
If only we had peach fuzz
to make us big and
strong like you, Carson.
I gotta take a whizz.
Pretty sure you just did.
I was wrong about
tonight. This is fun.
Hell yeah.
Jakey, you wanna tell
us a scary story?
What was that?
Glitchy generator. Chill.
This building is ancient.
Here's some spare
balls, Bo-Peep.
Yours seem to be missing.
Was that there before?
I'm
gonna say... yes?
Here, how about we share 'em?
Here.
No, sorry. Lactose intolerant.
A man can't live on
Skittles alone.
- Come on, here, just try 'em.
- Fine.
Here, "The Legend
of Alec Windsor".
Where do you think this was?
Who knows. I mean, it
could've been anywhere.
Wait.
Guys, the twin chimneys.
Is that the old mill?
It has to be!
- Hold on. Gimme this.
- Dude!
Holy crap, that's a
few blocks from here!
That was a good Halloween.
Yeah man, one of the best.
Nope, yeah.
I'm done, too creepy.
Too creepy? This is
why we came here.
Trick or treat?
Remember this card, it'll
be the last thing...
Yikes.
I told you it was
an old building.
We should find the breaker box.
We should find an exit.
Come on wimps. I bet
it's in the back.
See, Bo is always right.
This is how every
horror movie starts.
Hi, Mama.
Yeah, everything's great.
I'm on my way to
the party right now.
Carson is at Jake's for
the night. Remember?
Yes, I made sure to
turn off all the lights.
Yes, I...
Yes. I also made sure that
Carson took his phone.
Relax Mama, I've
got this, seriously.
Everyone's great. I promise.
All right.
Love you. Bye.
Darn it, Carson.
- Oh my god!
- Seriously?!
Oh my god, give a kid
a heart attack. Jeez!
So we're good then. Right?
- Kate? Hi.
- Hi.
Frank, I said pause
it. I'm sorry.
Happy Halloween!
Um, Carson left
his phone at home
and Mom likes him reachable, so.
The boys aren't here,
they're all at Bo's.
Oh. Oh my gosh,
you're right. Sorry.
It's okay.
Hey, Carson didn't say he
was staying here, did he?
No, no, I blanked.
Sorry about that.
I will swing by there.
- Have fun!
- Okay.
Hi, Grandma G.
No one's home, Kate.
Okay.
Okay. Sorry to bother you.
It's late, child. Go home.
Okay.
Bye.
You little brats.
- Gimme this.
- Bro!
Will Bo die never been kissed?
Too bad, so sad.
Will Carson?
Dude. Unoriginal.
How the heck do I
get out of here?
Ask the right questions,
you'll get the right answers.
Like that's not creepy.
This thing is awesome.
Ask the right questions,
you'll get the right answers.
Is the town haunted
by a lost spirit?
Is Alec Windsor roaming tonight?
Are you two serious right now?
Really?
So does he want something?
Or is he here to like, hang out?
What does he want?
You!
The reaper
comes in dark of night.
And so do I!
No, no!
- Bo!
- Nighty night!
I only need one of
you to get to sleep.
Now, who wants a lullaby?
Fee fi fo fum,
I smell the blood
of some child-like scum.
What the heck just happened?
I don't know.
But I'd love my guitar
case right about now.
Forget the guitar!
We can overtake it if
we catch it by surprise.
Are you kidding me?
It's like The Hulk trapped
in the reaper's body.
We'll rip its legs off!
Dude, gross.
- It's not like it'll bleed.
- It'll possess something else.
Maybe something smaller.
Dude.
I told you, lactose intolerant.
Woof!
- Come on, go, we gotta go!
- Go, go, go!
Kids.
Filthy rodents!
Time to sleep.
Hold still.
Carson, now!
Jake, come on!
Good thinking with the mirror.
No more candy, Bo.
Hey, it's Lydia.
Sorry I missed you.
Leave a message.
Hey, Mrs. T.
Hey, wait, you're break...
Yeah, you're breaking
up. Sorry, what?
Look, Jake's phone
just seems like
it's out of service
range somehow,
but did you talk to them or
did you only talk to Lydia?
Hello?
Kate?
Kate, can you hear?
Hi. Yeah, sorry, you cut out.
But you know kids
and their phones.
Never charge 'em and
never on 'em, right?
No, but yeah, but
they're doing great.
Okay, well that's a
relief, thank you Kate.
- Have a good night.
- Okay, all right, bye.
God damn, Carson.
You think Jake will
ever change his mind?
About what, honey?
About taking me
trick or treating.
I guess I would just
say, you never know.
Your brother's kinda
silly sometimes.
Hey, did you get that tonight?
No, I thought you or
Dad left it for me.
I found it by my bed.
No. We didn't.
But I love that someone did.
This is so stupid.
So what the heck are we
dealing with here, Bo?
How should I know?
Jake's the horror geek.
All right, Jake, best
guess? Dude, come on.
A spirit that can't
let go of this life,
possibly someone who died here.
Alec Windsor.
I don't know who it is,
but I don't think
they wanna be friends.
Theoretically, if it is
all that, what could it do?
Well, I need my book.
But based on what we've seen,
I'd say affect things
or possess them.
What's the difference?
Well, one's making things move
and the other's
bringing things to life.
Like the reaper!
Great.
So I guess we've got Jake
to thank for this crapshoot.
Carson, chill out.
You wanted to come here.
No, dude, I wanted to
go to a cool party.
You wanted to come here.
Only 'cause you were too selfish
to do what we usually do!
Oh, and what's that? Stay
10-years-olds forever?
Guys, come on, let's just...
Wanting to change
things up isn't a crime,
last I checked, Jake.
You should try it sometime;
might make you more
fun to be around.
What was that?
Guys?
Idiots.
Guys, where are you?!
Was that Kate?
Hi.
How did you get in here?
I broke in.
Guys, you know how
insane this is?
Good job, sis. Let's go!
We have to go!
We'll explain later.
Hey!
You guys are in serious
trouble. This place is wrecked.
Kate! Where did you break in?
I know you're not yelling at me.
You're the little brat
who left his phone at home
and lied about where he is.
And now I'm missing my
party because the three...
- Kate.
- What?
Please. Just,
where's the window?
What? You came in
through the roof?
Yeah.
Okay Bo, you're the lightest.
Yeah, and I'm also the weakest.
True.
We'll boost you up.
You can go open the doors
when you're outside.
They're dead bolted, genius.
We're all gonna have
to climb out this way!
All right, come on Jake,
it's not that high.
Try falling from up there,
then tell me it's not that high.
Hey, how is that bear moving?
You don't wanna know.
Need to warm up these legs.
Someone overstuffed this guy.
Just so we're all
clear on the rules,
I can't leave here
without a body.
That's a weird thing to say.
Bo, hustle!
I can't reach it!
Welcome to the party, princess.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god! What's happening!?
The store is trying to kill us.
Carson, help!
- Here.
- What?
- I don't know.
- A pumpkin?
Bo, move it!
It's not enough, I need...
I can't, we gotta go.
It's too late. Bail!
Oh my god, Bo. What?
Come on!
Help!
Hope you like earth,
you filthy maggot.
Help me!
- Bo, hold on!
- Hold on.
'Cause you're about to eat dirt!
All right, distract it.
We'll get Bo, and get
back to the storeroom.
Okay.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
Hey Ted!
Not so fast.
Let me go, you demonic bear!
Hey, take this.
- Where's my case?
- Who cares!
I just need one of you runts!
Wait!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Jake, come on!
- Jake!
- Dude!
Keep it shut!
Go, go, Bo!
Hurry! Please!
Come on!
This is crazy.
You guys couldn't
do something simple,
like camp in the backyard?
Backyard camping's for kids.
Exactly!
What do we do, what do we do,
what do we do, what do we do?
Teddykins wants in.
Jake, come on,
give us something!
- Hold on.
- Yeah, hurry up!
Here, hauntings, malicious.
Tortured spirits,
cursed to Earth,
or reluctant to cross over,
express themselves
through angry outbursts
of energetic phenomena.
Tortured spirits?
For one hour on the
anniversary of their death,
they can possess things...
or people.
Seriously?
What? Are you freaking
kidding me?
It says here you
need to be asleep
or unconscious to be possessed.
Well, I guess I'm good.
'Cause I'm not sleeping for the
rest of my life after this!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Here's Teddykins!
Dude, bug spray?
- You got a better idea?
- 100 of 'em.
There has to be another way out!
There better be. That
or we're dead.
Blueprints!
Maybe there are floor
plans or something,
they could show us a way out!
Uh, yeah.
You mean, like this?
Everything okay?
I'm not sure.
- Jake?
- Yeah.
It's just he's not answering his
phone and neither is Lydia.
They're probably all in a
candy coma, fast asleep by now.
He's with his
buddies, he's fine.
I won't be gone long.
Okay, here we
are. Access door?
- Access to what?
- Maybe a basement space?
Where is it?
Right, right here.
Hey guys?
Uh! Where do you
think you're going?
Fan-freakin-tastic.
I need something stronger.
We gotta get out of here.
- It's freezing.
- Yeah.
- Here, just take this.
- Oh, thank you.
It just goes down.
What is this place?
Well, it's not an exit.
Guys.
Sacred Hearts home
for Wayward Children.
The orphanage.
This is it.
We've been right on top
of it this whole time!
The same picture is in my book.
Hey guys, I think
I found our exit.
I need to find one with hands.
Holy cow. This must have
been a coal mine or something.
Or an insane bootlegging den.
What's a bootlegging den?
You'll learn about
it when you're older.
Like high school? Less
than a year from now?
Sure, Carson.
Yeah! Oh, that'll do.
That'll do just fine.
It's, it's, it's...
Spit it out, Bo Peep!
- It's him.
- Alec Windsor.
Like the legend?
- No way.
- Yes way.
So they just dumped
his body down here?
That's sick. And
not the good sick.
Hey, hey, wait.
If we make it out of here alive,
I think I'm gonna take your
advice and go for it with Kate.
Seriously?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm no football hero,
but after this we'll sure
as heck be legends, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, eat dust, Ray Marino.
Holy cow.
How creepy is this?
What?
Don't do that.
What's the point of this?
Carson, do you still
have that stupid lighter?
Oh yeah, here.
There he
is. Alec Windsor.
"Burn three things
he haunts with glee,
"seal with a sacrifice
to set him free.
"If by midnight
he inhabits thee,"
"your body he'll
take for eternity."
Do you think that's
the antidote?
Well, if a curse can be cast,
maybe it can be retracted?
Wait, so if it
inhabits our body,
it can keep it for... eternity?
Yeah, no. This
doesn't sound fun,
apart from the
superhuman strength.
Screw this. Let's
get out of here.
Shut the door!
Okay, he's made out of plastic
and polyester, right?
Carson give me your lighter!
- Why?
- Give me your lighter!
Okay!
Here.
Everything's soggy down here!
I need some kind of fuel.
What?
Go, go! Go, go!
Bo!
What are you doing? Come on!
Trust me! Throw
me the spray can!
Hey, Windsor! Are you made
of lithium and tritium?
'Cause baby, you are lit!
- Come on.
- Come, Bo, come on.
- Bo, that was awesome.
- Yeah Bo. Nice.
Ladies and gentleman, chemistry.
Come on, let's get
back to the hatch!
Race you to the top, Jake!
Last one out owes me five bucks.
Oh, dang it!
There is literally no way out!
We're all gonna die in here.
Well, Kate, at least
we go down together.
You know I'm
actually pretty impressed
that you guys lasted this long.
It's kind of legendary.
Thanks for noticing.
Those despicable,
wretched brats!
This will end tonight!
What?
It's coming.
And it's getting stronger.
You know what? Enough running.
We have to stop
Windsor, for good.
All right, Bo.
Let's do this.
No, no. No, I'm not
doing whatever that is.
Booya!
"Burn three things
he haunts with glee,
seal with a sacrifice
to set him free."
We've already burned
one thing. So, two more?
"Sealed with a sacrifice"
sounds like a ritual.
Maybe we should burn three
things together,
just to be sure?
What's the sacrifice?
Like an animal?
No, no.
It's more like something
that means a lot to someone.
Oh, it's like
Carson's chest hair?
Very funny.
Here.
"A sacrifice is often used to
release a spirit from limbo."
An offering of high importance
that's different for everyone.
"For the hungry - food.
For the poor - currency."
For the grieving, a
photo of their dad.
Carson.
What did you just say?
- Here, I have this.
- Nothing.
It was my grandmother's locket.
Kate, dude.
It's okay. Take it.
You're the horror geek, so.
Okay, what else did it possess?
- The Fortune Teller!
- Okay, I'll get it.
What's up?
The necklace. It's gone.
What? How?
It was right here.
Hey, we need to
use something else.
Jake, it's just a photo.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just a photo.
Oh good, you got it! I
couldn't find anything else.
Kate, I lost your
necklace. I'm so sorry.
Jake, how?
Jake has a photo with
his dad. We can use that.
Tell him, Bo.
I mean, I don't know.
Is there something else?
Man the heck up for
once and tell him
he's the only one with
something here to sacrifice.
You don't know that!
Everyone knows that!
Jake, we need to at least try.
Look, we're all sorry
you lost your dad, dude,
but at least you had one.
Give it a rest, Carson!
We're here now, alive. No
thanks to you, by the way.
Carson, chill out!
Hey.
Hey!
Guys.
This is ridiculous,
you two. Stop, grow up!
You act like you know
everything, but you don't!
Obsessing over gym
freaks on your phone
doesn't make you
a grown up, Carson!
Growing up means a lot of things
you don't know jack about,
like letting go of the past
and accepting things change.
Or having a darn opinion even
when no one else likes it.
Who knows, maybe growing
up means growing apart.
See you kids later.
Carson!
You wanna know my
opinion, Carson?
Sure, Jake needs to
stop avoiding change,
but you need to stop forcing it!
It's gonna happen,
with or without you
two fools interfering.
So both of you grow up!
Just forget about him,
we have to get this done.
Okay, fortune teller's one,
reaper's two, and teddy's three.
We need the sacrifice.
You should do it.
Whoah!
Kate!
Kate?
Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Jackpot!
Hi!
Your girlfriend
is a little scary.
You mean my sister?
Oh, so you're back
to play with us kids?
You guys are gonna
need me. Let's move it.
What the hell?
Oh baby, there you are.
We don't have a sacrifice.
Yes we do. The
Encyclopedia of Shadows.
It was a gift from my dad.
Let's get that sucker back then.
Only 10 minutes till midnight.
Okay.
For Kate.
Up there!
Windsor's using her to
control the monsters.
Okay, I have a plan.
Carson, pull the creeps off.
Bo, cover me.
Jake, don't be stupid!
Yo, Dead Heads! Wanna dance?
Hey Kate, you're
not being very nice!
Stop pestering
me, you little twit!
Jake!
Hello!
Okay.
Ah, no!
Stay back.
Hey, you!
Give it up, kid.
I'm warning you!
I get it! You want
your old life back!
But that body you're in
belongs to my girlfriend!
I got it!
Guys, now!
- We need some more!
- Got 'em!
No, no, no!
Jake!
It's a family tradition.
Mom says that's why
you're mad all the time.
No, no, no, no!
Like I said, couldn't
you do something simpler
like camp in the backyard?
Backyard camping's for kids.
Whoah, Jake.
I love you, you're my hero,
but that is never gonna happen.
I'm your hero?
Sure.
Ugh, what is that
god-awful smell?
Oh, it's Carson, it's
singed hair.
Yeah, Carson, we
needed a sacrifice.
Yeah, took it while
you were sleeping.
Very funny, numbskulls.
Best Halloween ever.
Booya!
No, I'm still not saying it.
Come on.
Kate, maybe next year we
throw our own Halloween party.
One to outdo Ray Marino.
Well, you'll be in
high school, so maybe.
Mom?
- Jake!
- Mom?
Oh, thank god you're okay.
I was so worried.
What in the world is going
on? Why are you even out here?
- What were you thinking?
- Mom.
You have all got a lot
of explaining to do.
It's my fault,
Mrs. T. I'm sorry.
Kate, it's fine.
Mom, I'll explain everything.
Just can I walk home
with my friends?
No.
You know what? Okay.
Sure. I'll see you at home.
Jake, there's no way
I'm turning down a ride.
Do you mind, Mrs. T?
Not at all. Let's
get out of here.
- Wait, guys, our bikes.
- Leave 'em.
Thanks, Dad.
Hey.
Thank you, Jake, for everything.
Okay, let's go home.
Holy mother...
You guys wanna do one last
round for old time's sake?
Trick or treating?
Nah man, we gotta help
Kate with the party.
You still coming though, right?
Absolutely.
- Jake, I'm ready.
- Oh my gosh.
- Have fun, dark princess.
- Better not be late.
One last thing. Perfect.
Shall we?
Have fun, kids.
Oh, you look great, you
look great. You look so good.
Hey, hey.
Thanks.
I'm real proud of you.
All right, get going.
Be safe, be safe.
Have fun!
Home before dark!
Vos requiem.
Ut...
Vos requiem.
Rest.
Rest.
Rest.