Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Runway Show (2026) Movie Script
[cheering and applause]
["All Eyes On This"
by ittibitti playing]
The news is out
Everyone gather 'round
Bring in a crowd
Show what it's all about
I think it's time for a parade
The party's here for us today
Let's count it down and celebrate
Whoa, looking so good,
now you're seeing stars
Got you so hooked,
but it's just a start
Watch and see what
I'm 'bout to do next
All eyes on this
Oh, I can't get enough of this
Oh, that's a one hit, yeah, that's it
Don't wanna miss this
Don't wanna miss this
All eyes on this
Ooh, la la la la, la la la la
Ooh, la la la la
All eyes on this
Stop the staring, can't compare, yeah
Confidence, oh,
that's what I'm wearing
Make an entrance, hear 'em sayin'
Who, what, how, where, when?
Whoa, lookin' so good,
now you're seeing stars
Got you so hooked,
but it's just a start
Watch and see
what I'm 'bout to do next
All eyes on this
Oh, I can't get enough of this
Oh, that's a one hit, yeah, that's it
Don't wanna miss this
Don't wanna miss this
All eyes on this
All eyes on this
Ooh, la la la la, la la la la
Ooh, la la la la
All eyes on this
Ooh, la la la la, la la la la
Ooh, la la la la
All eyes on this
[cheering and applause]
What's up, Miami?
Welcome to the biggest party of the year.
I am Val Chmerkovskiy
and as the only guy here tonight,
I just want to say one thing...
-Thank you.
-[laughter]
It is my absolute honor
to introduce the women
who embody confidence, beauty, strength,
and just pure star power.
So, Miami, make some noise
and help me welcome
the women of the Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit Runway Show.
[cheering and applause]
Whoo!
[backstage chatter]
Hey, let's do this thing!
-[whooping]
-Let's do this!
["Midnight Sun" by Zara Larsson playing]
No nightmares
Where you can still see the light
Can't find me
I'm not in the city tonight
I like your playlist, boy
Turn it up a little louder
Road's empty,
so you drive a little faster
Ain't taken nothing tonight,
but I'm feeling so high
Show my tan lines, low-rise
Rooftop down
It's golden hour all the time
It's the midnight sun-kissed skin
under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like this
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand,
initials in the sand, yeah
Summer isn't over yet
Skinny-dipping with your heart out,
it's my favorite part now
We ain't gotta tell no one
A never-ending midnight sun...
[cheering and applause]
A never-ending midnight sun
[crowd cheering]
Connected, I'm so in touch with it all
Feel protected
by the moon and the stars
I'm walking barefoot,
feel the grass in between my toes
Bombshell wind in my hair,
baby, let it blow, yeah
It's been a while since
I cried over something so nice
Show my tan lines, low-rise
Rooftop down
We're nervous, we're excited.
-I might fall, but you know?
-Very nervous!
It's the midnight sun-kissed skin
under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like this
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand,
initials in the sand, yeah
Summer isn't over yet
Skinny-dipping with your heart out,
it's my favorite part now
We ain't gotta tell no one
A never-ending midnight sun...
A never-ending midnight sun...
A never-ending midnight sun
A never-ending midnight sun
[cheering and applause]
Now that's how you kick off a show!
Give it up for all of these amazing women.
[cheering and applause]
But this night is about
to get even hotter.
Can you believe it?
Because performing her brand new single,
make some noise for the one,
the only, Lizzo!
[cheering and applause]
Miami!
How we feelin' tonight?
It's the HBIC.
-[voice] Wait, what you call me?
-Miss Lizzo.
["Bitch" by Lizzo playing]
She's a bitch
If you a bad bitch, make some noise.
-[cheering and applause]
-She's a bitch
If you 100% that bitch, make some noise!
-[cheering and applause]
-She's a bitch
I do my thing, I do my, I do my,
I do my thing
' Cause I do my thing,
I do my, I do my, I do my thing
I've been up since 6 a.m.,
working my A to Z
Don't got energy to fake it, shit,
sometimes, I need to sleep
I heard what you said,
goddamn, I let it get to me
You want me to be everything
except a human being
Well, I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm a mess, I'm a queen
And everything between
You know you wouldn't
want it any other way
She's a bitch
You doing your thing, Miami?
[cheering]
Oh, I don't feel you.
Are you doing your thing?!
-[cheering louder]
-She's a bitch
Uh, you mean, boss?
You been through what I been through,
you know the cost
If I lost some followers,
it ain't a loss
I ain't lost sleep
since I slept in my car
She's a bitch
That part, gotta be me,
I ain't playin' no part
Am who I am
'cause I speak from the heart
Baby, don't play yourself
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm a mess, I'm a queen
And everything between
You know you wouldn't
want it any other way
Whoo!
-She's a bitch
-I do my thing
I know you know this song.
I want you all to help me sing it.
I do my thing, I do my, I do my,
I do my thing
Wait. What you call me?
If you call me bad things
I'm gon' be bad, baby
Get to know me, you'll see
There ain't no bitch like me
[vocalizing]
I'm a bitch, ho.
I do not feel ashamed
I'm a mess, I'm a queen
And everything between
You know you wouldn't want it
any other way
That's what you is,
that's what you are
Yeah, you a star, hey
That's what you is,
that's what you are
Yeah, you a star, yeah
[cheering and applause]
I'm nervous! Okay.
It's happening. Here we go.
[water gurgling]
["Where is My Husband!" by Raye playing]
Why is this beautiful man
waiting for me to get old?
Why he already testing my patience?
I only fear he taking time
with other women that ain't me
While I've been reviewing applications
Wait 'til I get my hands on him,
I'ma tell him off too
For how long he kept me
waiting, anticipating
Praying to the Lord to give him
to my loving arms
And despite my frustrations
He must need me completely
How my heart yearns for him
Is he far away, is he okay?
This man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh, help me, help me, help me, Lord,
I need you to tell me
Baby, where the hell is my husband?
What is taking him so long to find me?
Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover?
Getting down with another?
Tell him if you see him,
baby, if you see him
Tell him he should holler
T-t-t-tell him I'm mm,
tell him I'm mm with the mm-mm-mm
Tell him I'm kind, tell him I'm 5'5"
Tell him I got brown eyes
and a growing fear
That if he doesn't find me now,
I'm gonna die alone, so can he
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
hurry up here, sir?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh-huh,
uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
I want it, want it,
want it, want it, want it
I would like a ring,
I would like a ring
I would like a diamond ring
on my wedding finger
I would like a big and shiny diamond
That I could wave around
and talk and talk about it
And when the day is here,
forgive me, God
That I could ever doubt it
Until death, I do, I do, I do
Is he about it, 'bout it, 'bout it?
This man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh, help me, help me, help me, Lord
I need you to tell me, baby
Where the hell is my husband?
What is taking him so long to find me?
Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover?
Getting down with another?
Tell him that my grandma said it,
tell him grandma said it
[voice] Your husband is coming.
I would like a ring,
I would like a ring
I would like a diamond ring
on my wedding finger
I would like a big and shiny
Diamond, diamond,
diamond, diamond, diamond
["I Just Might" by Bruno Mars playing]
[cheering and applause]
You stepped inside with a vibe
I ain't never seen
Yes, you did, ooh
So, girl, if you talk like you walk,
come and talk to me
[crowd cheering]
But look here
It would break my heart,
break my heart, break my heart
If I find out you can't move
You better show me now...
Little nipple!
'Cause when I take you
to the floor, ooh
You gotta get down,
you know what to do
Hey, Mr. DJ
Oh-oh-oh
Play a song
for this pretty little lady
Oh-oh-oh
'Cause if she dance
as good as she look right now
Oh-oh-oh
I just might,
I just might make her my baby
I just might make her my baby, hey
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo
This the part where you break it
all the way down-down-down-down
This the part where I turn you all
the way around, 'round, 'round, 'round
Put some spirit in it,
put your heart into it
That's all I need
And if I like what I see,
you're coming home with me
-Hey, Mr. DJ
-Oh-oh-oh
Play a song
for this pretty little lady
Oh-oh-oh...
It's so freaking good!
Oh-oh-oh
I just might,
I just might make her my baby
I just might make her my baby
Hey, Mr. DJ
I feel so good! That was crazy.
Ah!
'Cause if she dance as good
as she look right now
Oh-oh-oh
I just might,
I just might make her my baby
I just might make her my baby
Hey
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo
I just might
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo
I just might
["Ain't No Other Man"
by Christina Aguilera playing]
I could feel it from the start
Couldn't stand to be apart
Somethin' 'bout you caught my eye
Somethin' moved me deep inside, yeah
I don't know what you did,
boy, but you had it
And I've been hooked ever since
I told my mother, my brother
My sister and my friends
Told the others, my lovers,
both past and present tense
That every time I see you,
everything starts making sense
Ain't no other man
can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man
on the planet does what you do
You're the kinda guy
a girl finds in a blue moon
You got soul, you got class
You got style, you're badass
Ain't no other man, it's true
Ain't no other man but you
Ain't no other,
ain't, ain't no other, other
Ain't no other, ain't,
ain't no other lover
Ain't no other
I need no other
Ain't no other man but you, oh
You are there when I'm a mess
You talked me down from every ledge
Give me strength, boy, you're the best
You're the only one
who's ever passed every test
[vocalizing]
Ain't no other man
can stand up next to you...
I love it, I love it, I love it.
It's old Hollywood vibes.
And the nerves are high.
Oh, my God.
-[sister 1] I need this whole look.
-[sister 2] It looks so good.
-[sister 1] This is insane.
-[sister 3] Quite jealous, honestly.
Wow. I need everything
that you're wearing.
[sister 1] Where did she get those shoes?
And the swimsuit?
Ladies, patience.
Look at this.
-You're kidding.
-Yeah. I'm finding it.
[sister 2] [gasps] I need that.
[gasping]
Oh, my God, I need that.
Wait. This is major.
-[sister 3] I know.
-Oh, my God.
Wow. Wait, it just finds
the look like that?
-[sister 3] Every detail.
-[sister 1] How is that even possible?
Oh, my God. Send me that link right now.
You can copy the whole look.
-[sister 1] It's so hot.
-[sister 3] No way.
Did y'all use Circle to Search
to find my fit?
Y'all are obsessed.
-So hot.
-Wow.
[motorcycle engine revving]
["Are You Gonna Go My Way"
by Lenny Kravitz playing]
That's my cue. Are you ready for me?
[crowd cheering]
I was born long ago
I am the chosen, I'm the one
I have come to save the day
And I won't leave until I'm done
Whoo!
So, that's why you've got to try
You got to breathe and have some fun
Though I'm not paid, I play this game
And I won't stop until I'm done
But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to, got to know
Felt fucking fantastic. It felt so good!
Are you gonna go my way?
["S&M" by Rihanna playing]
Na-na-na, come on
Come on, come on
Na-na-na-na, come on
Na-na-na, come on
Na-na-na-na, come on
Na-na-na, come on, come on, come on
Na-na-na-na
-Feels so good being bad
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
-There's no way I'm turning back
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Now the pain is my pleasure
'Cause nothing could measure
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
-Love is great, love is fine
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
-Out the box, outta line
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The affliction of the feeling
leaves me wanting more
I did it! My first runway show ever, solo.
Amazing. I mean, this is so fun.
Sex in the air, I don't care,
I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
[screaming] Good!
'Cause I may be bad,
but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air,
I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Na-na-na, come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it,
come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it,
come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it,
come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it
Woo, amazing!
It's the best day of my life.
-Out the box, outta line
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The affliction of the feeling
leaves me wanting more
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause I may be bad,
but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air,
I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Na-na-na, come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it, come on,
come on, come on
I like it, like it,
come on, come on, come on
Yeah! No, that felt good.
S, S, S and M, M, M
S, S, S and M, M, M
S, S, S and M, M, M
["Black Betty" by Ram Jam playing]
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child,
bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild,
bam-ba-lam
She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind,"
bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone blind,
bam-ba-lam
I said, oh, Black Betty,
bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
[cheering and applause]
[song ends]
Overstay my welcome.
My nickname is TBE, "'til the bitter end."
Irish goodbye. I'm known for that here.
Irish goodbye every time. See you later.
Irish goodbye, obviously.
I'm Latin, so Bad Bunny is
the only right answer we do here.
That's hard. But Bad Bunny makes me shake,
shake my butt more.
Ooh, Bad Bunny, honey.
Sorry, but I'm going with Drake
right now because his albums?
I can't get enough of.
Hard launch.
We'll go hard launch, why not?
Rip the Band-Aid off.
Oh, I'm currently soft launching.
I make these chicken nuggets
that are so delicious.
Better than any chicken nuggets
I've ever had,
besides L.A. Unified School District
chicken nuggets.
Those were the bomb back in the 1900s.
Oh, my God, chicken nugget platter.
I don't do a lot of caviar.
It's a little fancy.
Oh, chicken nugget platter.
That's my go-to after the show.
Ooh, that's tough. Caviar bump.
I would say Tiffany Haddish
chicken nuggets.
They're moist.
[cheering and applause]
["I Touch Myself" by Divinyls playing]
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself,
I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Ooh yeah, I touch myself
Ooh yeah, I touch myself
[cheering and applause]
Well done, girls. That was amazing!
I actually still can't believe
that I'm going to be joining
these very sexy, talented women
on the next season of
Dancing with the Stars.
I am so incredibly excited.
[cheering and applause]
Jenna, you taught me
a few things last night.
-How do you think I did?
-I would give it a 10.
Ah! No, no pressure, guys. [laughing]
No pressure.
For sure, I'm going to be practicing
my Hawaiian Tropic moves all summer.
Well done, girlies. I love you all.
[cheering and applause]
You guys are hot. We are hot.
We run this,
and we're here for and the girls.
["Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat playing]
I ain't tryna
I ain't tryna
I ain't tryna
Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you
Wobblin' around
in your high heel shoes
I'm clumsy,
made friends with the floor
Two for one, you know a bitch buy four
And two left feet,
you know I always drop
First thing a girl did was a bop
I'm the whole damn cake
and the cherry on top
Shook up the bottle,
made a good girl pop
You ain't even here to party
Ken in the club, tryna pipe a Barbie
I don't wanna go, go, go with the flow
Second look, best look.
And there's more to come.
I hope you're ready for this chocolate.
Yeah.
Big up yourself
'cause you know they don't
I chew, chew, chew
'cause they hope I choke
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
Said, bitch, I'm the after,
you been the before
I been the stallion,
you been the seahorse
Don't need a report,
don't need a press run
All of my bad pics
been all my best ones
I wear the hat and I wear the pants
I am advanced, so I get advance
And I do my dance and cancel the plans
Said, boo, don't be mad
'cause you had the chance, drop
Said, I took it and I ran for it
I won it, then I stand on it
Money on the floor when we dance on it
Shine bright, let them put a tan on it
Said, I took it and I ran for it
I won it, then I stand on it
Money on the floor when we dance on it
Shine bright, let them put a tan on it
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
[crowd cheering]
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
["Made You Look" by ittibitti playing]
Stand in the limelight,
dance on a high wire
You better get your shades
Too much to mention,
all of the attention
Nah, nah, for goodness sake
Seeing it with your own eyes
Got ya turning your head like
Take it in for the first time
I, I, I made you look
Made you look
Okay
Fresh as it gets,
take a bite outta this
And you'll never forget the taste
Can't get enough or bottle it up
Oh, you're not gonna recreate this
Seeing it with your own eyes
Got ya turning your head like
Amazing. We had the best time.
Doing it with your sisters is... the best!
Ain't seen nothing, ain't seen nothing
Ain't seen nothing like this
-[cheering]
-It felt good, it felt good!
I strutted so much harder than rehearsals.
Good girl! You did it.
Ain't seen nothing like this
Got that something, got that something
That you can't resist, yeah
Made you look
Yeah, I made you look
Yeah, okay
Ain't seen nothing, ain't seen nothing
Ain't seen nothing like this
Got that something, got that something
That you can't resist
Ain't seen nothing, ain't seen nothing
Look at me.
[laughing]
That was so good!
That you can't resist
Made you look
["work" by no na playing]
Get into it
-Uh, uh
-Work
Back up, bet ya head's blown
Sun tan by the sand, nothing much on
Island with the skin tone
All the back, get it back,
gotta put in that
It's that top-notch, nonstop,
make it hot, backdrop
Keep 'em guessing,
big flex, break a neck
Cut a check, go invest, that's a given
Grab your waist trainers,
hit the treadmill
Do Pilates, how ya legs feel?
Take a group hike,
do them squat squats
Girl, it's go time, go and put in that
Pump it up, girl, put in that work
Pump it up, girl, put in that work
Pump it up, sis, put in that work
Put in that work, put in that work
Pump it up, girl, put in that work
Pump it up, friend, put in that work
Pump it up, sis, put in that work
Put in that work, put in that work
Put in that, put in that,
put in that work
Put in that,
put in that, put in that work
Put in that, put in that,
put in that work
Put in that work, put in that work
Shit looks so good,
make the world turn, yuh
I'm into that
Hot and rich, could be my twin, I bet
You're into that
Shopping spree, I call that a workout
Lamborghini, how I crash out
-Skirt! Shirt!
-So mini, so teeny
Hot and sweaty, watermelon martini
But let me tell you, I never thought
I'd wear this small of a bikini
while pregnant,
but here I am doing it.
Did you catch that glow?
Now I'm runway ready.
Miami, are you having fun tonight?
Let's make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
She brought the energy
earlier in the show,
and tonight, she's ready
to shut it all down.
Welcome back to the stage our girl, Lizzo.
["Sexy Ladies" by Lizzo playing]
Sexy ladies
[crowd cheering]
Sexy ladies
Where my sexy ladies at?
To my bad bitches,
they could never make me hate ya
They salty fast when
you shakin' ass like a shaker
We make 'em sick,
but we really is the echinacea
And you the shit, girl,
don't let nobody try and change ya
I love when real bitches win,
it do somethin' to me
I be like, "Twin, how you been?"
You a sister to me
All pink when we link
like the Barbie movie
Except you know we ghetto
so we probably be on Tubi
'Bout time with my favorite bitches
from the south side
That's enough tequila,
giving high fives
It's okay to block 'em
when you're outside
Where's my?
Sexy ladies
Where my sexy ladies at?
[crowd cheering]
Sexy lady
Give me all the power
Cliqued up, you can call me
when you alone or
When you going through the bullshit,
I'ma hold ya
Girls' night, put your hair up
in some rollers
Tea time, talkin' shit,
girl, what he told you?
Stop, put that mess aside,
he gon' spend that
Why would that ever cry,
baby bitch, I been there
My Venus and Gemini,
queen of being bothered
Oh, how I sleep at night in my Yitty
'Bout time with my favorite bitches
from the South Side
That's enough tequila,
giving high fives
It's okay to block 'em
when you're outside
Where's my sexy ladies?
Sexy ladies
Sexy ladies
Give me all the power
Big girls, slim girls
[cheering and applause]
This for all my girls
Big girls, slim girls
If you're sexy and you know it,
baby, go ahead and show it, baby
This for all my girls
Big girls, slim girls
If you're sexy and you know it,
baby, go ahead and show it, baby
This for all my girls!
The big girls, the slim girls
The BBLs, and the naturals
Sexy lady
Give me all the power
Sexy lady
Give me all the power,
they can roll with it
Roll with it
[cheering and applause]
Thank you, Miami.
It's been so great
being here with you tonight.
Now give it up one more time
for all the sexy ladies!
[cheering and applause]
It's the finale. Let's go.
["Freedom! '90"
by George Michael playing]
I won't let you down
I will not give you up
Gotta have some faith in the sound
It's the one good thing that I've got
Finale!
'Cause I would really,
really love to stick around
Heaven knows I was just a young boy
Didn't know what I wanted to be
Didn't know what I wanted to be
I was every little hungry
schoolgirl's pride and joy
And I guess it was enough for me
Said, I guess it was enough for me
To win the race, a prettier face
Brand new clothes and a big fat place
We are having a time.
I can't believe Lizzo just performed.
-This is gonna be insane.
-It's insane.
Well, it looks like the road to Heaven
But it feels like the road to Hell
When I knew which side
my bread was buttered
I took the knife as well
Posing for another picture
Everybody's got to sell
But when you shake your ass,
they notice fast
Some mistakes were built to last
That's what you get,
that's what you get
That's what you get,
I said, that's what you get
Wow!
What a night, y'all.
Hot girl summer has officially begun.
But the fun doesn't stop here.
You can catch
Dancing with the Stars: The Next Pro
premiering July 13 on ABC,
next day on Hulu.
And Love Thy Nader this winter.
Until next year. Whoo!
And make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me
Yeah, yeah, freedom
Oh, freedom
My freedom
You got to give what you take
Freedom
Hold on to my freedom
My freedom
You got to give what you take
I've done this for nine years.
Best one ever. We're out.
-We see you next year.
-Yes. We're out. We see you.
Whoo!
-We did it, whoo!
-Whoo!
[cheering]
What a night!
'Cause you know, I'm a, I'm a
Sports Illustrated model, too. Period.
Who's the fairest of them all?
Who's the hottest? Vote down below.
I mean, how can I complain?
I'm the luckiest man on the planet.
I'm so excited that women like us
exist in this timeline
and that we are here celebrating!
Go, sports!
Yes! To us, darlings!
You know, they say never trust a woman
in animal print 'cause she's on the hunt.
[screeching]
Cheers, bitch.
[both] It went by like that.
Everyone's in a great mood.
There were some tequila shots.
And we're here to have fun
and make everyone feel great
about themselves.
And, dare I say, mission accomplished.
[speaker] Alright, here we go.
One, two, and let's do it!
[all] Sports Illustrated!
[cheering]
["All Eyes On This"
by ittibitti playing]
The news is out
Everyone gather 'round
Bring in a crowd
Show what it's all about
I think it's time for a parade
The party's here for us today
Let's count it down and celebrate
Whoa, looking so good,
now you're seeing stars
Got you so hooked,
but it's just a start
Watch and see what
I'm 'bout to do next
All eyes on this
Oh, I can't get enough of this
Oh, that's a one hit, yeah, that's it
Don't wanna miss this
Don't wanna miss this
All eyes on this
Ooh, la la la la, la la la la
Ooh, la la la la
All eyes on this
Stop the staring, can't compare, yeah
Confidence, oh,
that's what I'm wearing
Make an entrance, hear 'em sayin'
Who, what, how, where, when?
Whoa, lookin' so good,
now you're seeing stars
Got you so hooked,
but it's just a start
Watch and see
what I'm 'bout to do next
All eyes on this
Oh, I can't get enough of this
Oh, that's a one hit, yeah, that's it
Don't wanna miss this
Don't wanna miss this
All eyes on this
All eyes on this
Ooh, la la la la, la la la la
Ooh, la la la la
All eyes on this
Ooh, la la la la, la la la la
Ooh, la la la la
All eyes on this
[cheering and applause]
What's up, Miami?
Welcome to the biggest party of the year.
I am Val Chmerkovskiy
and as the only guy here tonight,
I just want to say one thing...
-Thank you.
-[laughter]
It is my absolute honor
to introduce the women
who embody confidence, beauty, strength,
and just pure star power.
So, Miami, make some noise
and help me welcome
the women of the Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit Runway Show.
[cheering and applause]
Whoo!
[backstage chatter]
Hey, let's do this thing!
-[whooping]
-Let's do this!
["Midnight Sun" by Zara Larsson playing]
No nightmares
Where you can still see the light
Can't find me
I'm not in the city tonight
I like your playlist, boy
Turn it up a little louder
Road's empty,
so you drive a little faster
Ain't taken nothing tonight,
but I'm feeling so high
Show my tan lines, low-rise
Rooftop down
It's golden hour all the time
It's the midnight sun-kissed skin
under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like this
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand,
initials in the sand, yeah
Summer isn't over yet
Skinny-dipping with your heart out,
it's my favorite part now
We ain't gotta tell no one
A never-ending midnight sun...
[cheering and applause]
A never-ending midnight sun
[crowd cheering]
Connected, I'm so in touch with it all
Feel protected
by the moon and the stars
I'm walking barefoot,
feel the grass in between my toes
Bombshell wind in my hair,
baby, let it blow, yeah
It's been a while since
I cried over something so nice
Show my tan lines, low-rise
Rooftop down
We're nervous, we're excited.
-I might fall, but you know?
-Very nervous!
It's the midnight sun-kissed skin
under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like this
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand,
initials in the sand, yeah
Summer isn't over yet
Skinny-dipping with your heart out,
it's my favorite part now
We ain't gotta tell no one
A never-ending midnight sun...
A never-ending midnight sun...
A never-ending midnight sun
A never-ending midnight sun
[cheering and applause]
Now that's how you kick off a show!
Give it up for all of these amazing women.
[cheering and applause]
But this night is about
to get even hotter.
Can you believe it?
Because performing her brand new single,
make some noise for the one,
the only, Lizzo!
[cheering and applause]
Miami!
How we feelin' tonight?
It's the HBIC.
-[voice] Wait, what you call me?
-Miss Lizzo.
["Bitch" by Lizzo playing]
She's a bitch
If you a bad bitch, make some noise.
-[cheering and applause]
-She's a bitch
If you 100% that bitch, make some noise!
-[cheering and applause]
-She's a bitch
I do my thing, I do my, I do my,
I do my thing
' Cause I do my thing,
I do my, I do my, I do my thing
I've been up since 6 a.m.,
working my A to Z
Don't got energy to fake it, shit,
sometimes, I need to sleep
I heard what you said,
goddamn, I let it get to me
You want me to be everything
except a human being
Well, I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm a mess, I'm a queen
And everything between
You know you wouldn't
want it any other way
She's a bitch
You doing your thing, Miami?
[cheering]
Oh, I don't feel you.
Are you doing your thing?!
-[cheering louder]
-She's a bitch
Uh, you mean, boss?
You been through what I been through,
you know the cost
If I lost some followers,
it ain't a loss
I ain't lost sleep
since I slept in my car
She's a bitch
That part, gotta be me,
I ain't playin' no part
Am who I am
'cause I speak from the heart
Baby, don't play yourself
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm a mess, I'm a queen
And everything between
You know you wouldn't
want it any other way
Whoo!
-She's a bitch
-I do my thing
I know you know this song.
I want you all to help me sing it.
I do my thing, I do my, I do my,
I do my thing
Wait. What you call me?
If you call me bad things
I'm gon' be bad, baby
Get to know me, you'll see
There ain't no bitch like me
[vocalizing]
I'm a bitch, ho.
I do not feel ashamed
I'm a mess, I'm a queen
And everything between
You know you wouldn't want it
any other way
That's what you is,
that's what you are
Yeah, you a star, hey
That's what you is,
that's what you are
Yeah, you a star, yeah
[cheering and applause]
I'm nervous! Okay.
It's happening. Here we go.
[water gurgling]
["Where is My Husband!" by Raye playing]
Why is this beautiful man
waiting for me to get old?
Why he already testing my patience?
I only fear he taking time
with other women that ain't me
While I've been reviewing applications
Wait 'til I get my hands on him,
I'ma tell him off too
For how long he kept me
waiting, anticipating
Praying to the Lord to give him
to my loving arms
And despite my frustrations
He must need me completely
How my heart yearns for him
Is he far away, is he okay?
This man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh, help me, help me, help me, Lord,
I need you to tell me
Baby, where the hell is my husband?
What is taking him so long to find me?
Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover?
Getting down with another?
Tell him if you see him,
baby, if you see him
Tell him he should holler
T-t-t-tell him I'm mm,
tell him I'm mm with the mm-mm-mm
Tell him I'm kind, tell him I'm 5'5"
Tell him I got brown eyes
and a growing fear
That if he doesn't find me now,
I'm gonna die alone, so can he
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
hurry up here, sir?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh-huh,
uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
I want it, want it,
want it, want it, want it
I would like a ring,
I would like a ring
I would like a diamond ring
on my wedding finger
I would like a big and shiny diamond
That I could wave around
and talk and talk about it
And when the day is here,
forgive me, God
That I could ever doubt it
Until death, I do, I do, I do
Is he about it, 'bout it, 'bout it?
This man is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh, help me, help me, help me, Lord
I need you to tell me, baby
Where the hell is my husband?
What is taking him so long to find me?
Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover?
Getting down with another?
Tell him that my grandma said it,
tell him grandma said it
[voice] Your husband is coming.
I would like a ring,
I would like a ring
I would like a diamond ring
on my wedding finger
I would like a big and shiny
Diamond, diamond,
diamond, diamond, diamond
["I Just Might" by Bruno Mars playing]
[cheering and applause]
You stepped inside with a vibe
I ain't never seen
Yes, you did, ooh
So, girl, if you talk like you walk,
come and talk to me
[crowd cheering]
But look here
It would break my heart,
break my heart, break my heart
If I find out you can't move
You better show me now...
Little nipple!
'Cause when I take you
to the floor, ooh
You gotta get down,
you know what to do
Hey, Mr. DJ
Oh-oh-oh
Play a song
for this pretty little lady
Oh-oh-oh
'Cause if she dance
as good as she look right now
Oh-oh-oh
I just might,
I just might make her my baby
I just might make her my baby, hey
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo
This the part where you break it
all the way down-down-down-down
This the part where I turn you all
the way around, 'round, 'round, 'round
Put some spirit in it,
put your heart into it
That's all I need
And if I like what I see,
you're coming home with me
-Hey, Mr. DJ
-Oh-oh-oh
Play a song
for this pretty little lady
Oh-oh-oh...
It's so freaking good!
Oh-oh-oh
I just might,
I just might make her my baby
I just might make her my baby
Hey, Mr. DJ
I feel so good! That was crazy.
Ah!
'Cause if she dance as good
as she look right now
Oh-oh-oh
I just might,
I just might make her my baby
I just might make her my baby
Hey
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo
I just might
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo
I just might
["Ain't No Other Man"
by Christina Aguilera playing]
I could feel it from the start
Couldn't stand to be apart
Somethin' 'bout you caught my eye
Somethin' moved me deep inside, yeah
I don't know what you did,
boy, but you had it
And I've been hooked ever since
I told my mother, my brother
My sister and my friends
Told the others, my lovers,
both past and present tense
That every time I see you,
everything starts making sense
Ain't no other man
can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man
on the planet does what you do
You're the kinda guy
a girl finds in a blue moon
You got soul, you got class
You got style, you're badass
Ain't no other man, it's true
Ain't no other man but you
Ain't no other,
ain't, ain't no other, other
Ain't no other, ain't,
ain't no other lover
Ain't no other
I need no other
Ain't no other man but you, oh
You are there when I'm a mess
You talked me down from every ledge
Give me strength, boy, you're the best
You're the only one
who's ever passed every test
[vocalizing]
Ain't no other man
can stand up next to you...
I love it, I love it, I love it.
It's old Hollywood vibes.
And the nerves are high.
Oh, my God.
-[sister 1] I need this whole look.
-[sister 2] It looks so good.
-[sister 1] This is insane.
-[sister 3] Quite jealous, honestly.
Wow. I need everything
that you're wearing.
[sister 1] Where did she get those shoes?
And the swimsuit?
Ladies, patience.
Look at this.
-You're kidding.
-Yeah. I'm finding it.
[sister 2] [gasps] I need that.
[gasping]
Oh, my God, I need that.
Wait. This is major.
-[sister 3] I know.
-Oh, my God.
Wow. Wait, it just finds
the look like that?
-[sister 3] Every detail.
-[sister 1] How is that even possible?
Oh, my God. Send me that link right now.
You can copy the whole look.
-[sister 1] It's so hot.
-[sister 3] No way.
Did y'all use Circle to Search
to find my fit?
Y'all are obsessed.
-So hot.
-Wow.
[motorcycle engine revving]
["Are You Gonna Go My Way"
by Lenny Kravitz playing]
That's my cue. Are you ready for me?
[crowd cheering]
I was born long ago
I am the chosen, I'm the one
I have come to save the day
And I won't leave until I'm done
Whoo!
So, that's why you've got to try
You got to breathe and have some fun
Though I'm not paid, I play this game
And I won't stop until I'm done
But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to, got to know
Felt fucking fantastic. It felt so good!
Are you gonna go my way?
["S&M" by Rihanna playing]
Na-na-na, come on
Come on, come on
Na-na-na-na, come on
Na-na-na, come on
Na-na-na-na, come on
Na-na-na, come on, come on, come on
Na-na-na-na
-Feels so good being bad
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
-There's no way I'm turning back
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Now the pain is my pleasure
'Cause nothing could measure
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
-Love is great, love is fine
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
-Out the box, outta line
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The affliction of the feeling
leaves me wanting more
I did it! My first runway show ever, solo.
Amazing. I mean, this is so fun.
Sex in the air, I don't care,
I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
[screaming] Good!
'Cause I may be bad,
but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air,
I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Na-na-na, come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it,
come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it,
come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it,
come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it
Woo, amazing!
It's the best day of my life.
-Out the box, outta line
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The affliction of the feeling
leaves me wanting more
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause I may be bad,
but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air,
I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Na-na-na, come on, come on, come on
I like it, like it, come on,
come on, come on
I like it, like it,
come on, come on, come on
Yeah! No, that felt good.
S, S, S and M, M, M
S, S, S and M, M, M
S, S, S and M, M, M
["Black Betty" by Ram Jam playing]
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child,
bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild,
bam-ba-lam
She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind,"
bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone blind,
bam-ba-lam
I said, oh, Black Betty,
bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
[cheering and applause]
[song ends]
Overstay my welcome.
My nickname is TBE, "'til the bitter end."
Irish goodbye. I'm known for that here.
Irish goodbye every time. See you later.
Irish goodbye, obviously.
I'm Latin, so Bad Bunny is
the only right answer we do here.
That's hard. But Bad Bunny makes me shake,
shake my butt more.
Ooh, Bad Bunny, honey.
Sorry, but I'm going with Drake
right now because his albums?
I can't get enough of.
Hard launch.
We'll go hard launch, why not?
Rip the Band-Aid off.
Oh, I'm currently soft launching.
I make these chicken nuggets
that are so delicious.
Better than any chicken nuggets
I've ever had,
besides L.A. Unified School District
chicken nuggets.
Those were the bomb back in the 1900s.
Oh, my God, chicken nugget platter.
I don't do a lot of caviar.
It's a little fancy.
Oh, chicken nugget platter.
That's my go-to after the show.
Ooh, that's tough. Caviar bump.
I would say Tiffany Haddish
chicken nuggets.
They're moist.
[cheering and applause]
["I Touch Myself" by Divinyls playing]
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself,
I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Ooh yeah, I touch myself
Ooh yeah, I touch myself
[cheering and applause]
Well done, girls. That was amazing!
I actually still can't believe
that I'm going to be joining
these very sexy, talented women
on the next season of
Dancing with the Stars.
I am so incredibly excited.
[cheering and applause]
Jenna, you taught me
a few things last night.
-How do you think I did?
-I would give it a 10.
Ah! No, no pressure, guys. [laughing]
No pressure.
For sure, I'm going to be practicing
my Hawaiian Tropic moves all summer.
Well done, girlies. I love you all.
[cheering and applause]
You guys are hot. We are hot.
We run this,
and we're here for and the girls.
["Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat playing]
I ain't tryna
I ain't tryna
I ain't tryna
Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you
Wobblin' around
in your high heel shoes
I'm clumsy,
made friends with the floor
Two for one, you know a bitch buy four
And two left feet,
you know I always drop
First thing a girl did was a bop
I'm the whole damn cake
and the cherry on top
Shook up the bottle,
made a good girl pop
You ain't even here to party
Ken in the club, tryna pipe a Barbie
I don't wanna go, go, go with the flow
Second look, best look.
And there's more to come.
I hope you're ready for this chocolate.
Yeah.
Big up yourself
'cause you know they don't
I chew, chew, chew
'cause they hope I choke
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
Said, bitch, I'm the after,
you been the before
I been the stallion,
you been the seahorse
Don't need a report,
don't need a press run
All of my bad pics
been all my best ones
I wear the hat and I wear the pants
I am advanced, so I get advance
And I do my dance and cancel the plans
Said, boo, don't be mad
'cause you had the chance, drop
Said, I took it and I ran for it
I won it, then I stand on it
Money on the floor when we dance on it
Shine bright, let them put a tan on it
Said, I took it and I ran for it
I won it, then I stand on it
Money on the floor when we dance on it
Shine bright, let them put a tan on it
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
[crowd cheering]
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
["Made You Look" by ittibitti playing]
Stand in the limelight,
dance on a high wire
You better get your shades
Too much to mention,
all of the attention
Nah, nah, for goodness sake
Seeing it with your own eyes
Got ya turning your head like
Take it in for the first time
I, I, I made you look
Made you look
Okay
Fresh as it gets,
take a bite outta this
And you'll never forget the taste
Can't get enough or bottle it up
Oh, you're not gonna recreate this
Seeing it with your own eyes
Got ya turning your head like
Amazing. We had the best time.
Doing it with your sisters is... the best!
Ain't seen nothing, ain't seen nothing
Ain't seen nothing like this
-[cheering]
-It felt good, it felt good!
I strutted so much harder than rehearsals.
Good girl! You did it.
Ain't seen nothing like this
Got that something, got that something
That you can't resist, yeah
Made you look
Yeah, I made you look
Yeah, okay
Ain't seen nothing, ain't seen nothing
Ain't seen nothing like this
Got that something, got that something
That you can't resist
Ain't seen nothing, ain't seen nothing
Look at me.
[laughing]
That was so good!
That you can't resist
Made you look
["work" by no na playing]
Get into it
-Uh, uh
-Work
Back up, bet ya head's blown
Sun tan by the sand, nothing much on
Island with the skin tone
All the back, get it back,
gotta put in that
It's that top-notch, nonstop,
make it hot, backdrop
Keep 'em guessing,
big flex, break a neck
Cut a check, go invest, that's a given
Grab your waist trainers,
hit the treadmill
Do Pilates, how ya legs feel?
Take a group hike,
do them squat squats
Girl, it's go time, go and put in that
Pump it up, girl, put in that work
Pump it up, girl, put in that work
Pump it up, sis, put in that work
Put in that work, put in that work
Pump it up, girl, put in that work
Pump it up, friend, put in that work
Pump it up, sis, put in that work
Put in that work, put in that work
Put in that, put in that,
put in that work
Put in that,
put in that, put in that work
Put in that, put in that,
put in that work
Put in that work, put in that work
Shit looks so good,
make the world turn, yuh
I'm into that
Hot and rich, could be my twin, I bet
You're into that
Shopping spree, I call that a workout
Lamborghini, how I crash out
-Skirt! Shirt!
-So mini, so teeny
Hot and sweaty, watermelon martini
But let me tell you, I never thought
I'd wear this small of a bikini
while pregnant,
but here I am doing it.
Did you catch that glow?
Now I'm runway ready.
Miami, are you having fun tonight?
Let's make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
She brought the energy
earlier in the show,
and tonight, she's ready
to shut it all down.
Welcome back to the stage our girl, Lizzo.
["Sexy Ladies" by Lizzo playing]
Sexy ladies
[crowd cheering]
Sexy ladies
Where my sexy ladies at?
To my bad bitches,
they could never make me hate ya
They salty fast when
you shakin' ass like a shaker
We make 'em sick,
but we really is the echinacea
And you the shit, girl,
don't let nobody try and change ya
I love when real bitches win,
it do somethin' to me
I be like, "Twin, how you been?"
You a sister to me
All pink when we link
like the Barbie movie
Except you know we ghetto
so we probably be on Tubi
'Bout time with my favorite bitches
from the south side
That's enough tequila,
giving high fives
It's okay to block 'em
when you're outside
Where's my?
Sexy ladies
Where my sexy ladies at?
[crowd cheering]
Sexy lady
Give me all the power
Cliqued up, you can call me
when you alone or
When you going through the bullshit,
I'ma hold ya
Girls' night, put your hair up
in some rollers
Tea time, talkin' shit,
girl, what he told you?
Stop, put that mess aside,
he gon' spend that
Why would that ever cry,
baby bitch, I been there
My Venus and Gemini,
queen of being bothered
Oh, how I sleep at night in my Yitty
'Bout time with my favorite bitches
from the South Side
That's enough tequila,
giving high fives
It's okay to block 'em
when you're outside
Where's my sexy ladies?
Sexy ladies
Sexy ladies
Give me all the power
Big girls, slim girls
[cheering and applause]
This for all my girls
Big girls, slim girls
If you're sexy and you know it,
baby, go ahead and show it, baby
This for all my girls
Big girls, slim girls
If you're sexy and you know it,
baby, go ahead and show it, baby
This for all my girls!
The big girls, the slim girls
The BBLs, and the naturals
Sexy lady
Give me all the power
Sexy lady
Give me all the power,
they can roll with it
Roll with it
[cheering and applause]
Thank you, Miami.
It's been so great
being here with you tonight.
Now give it up one more time
for all the sexy ladies!
[cheering and applause]
It's the finale. Let's go.
["Freedom! '90"
by George Michael playing]
I won't let you down
I will not give you up
Gotta have some faith in the sound
It's the one good thing that I've got
Finale!
'Cause I would really,
really love to stick around
Heaven knows I was just a young boy
Didn't know what I wanted to be
Didn't know what I wanted to be
I was every little hungry
schoolgirl's pride and joy
And I guess it was enough for me
Said, I guess it was enough for me
To win the race, a prettier face
Brand new clothes and a big fat place
We are having a time.
I can't believe Lizzo just performed.
-This is gonna be insane.
-It's insane.
Well, it looks like the road to Heaven
But it feels like the road to Hell
When I knew which side
my bread was buttered
I took the knife as well
Posing for another picture
Everybody's got to sell
But when you shake your ass,
they notice fast
Some mistakes were built to last
That's what you get,
that's what you get
That's what you get,
I said, that's what you get
Wow!
What a night, y'all.
Hot girl summer has officially begun.
But the fun doesn't stop here.
You can catch
Dancing with the Stars: The Next Pro
premiering July 13 on ABC,
next day on Hulu.
And Love Thy Nader this winter.
Until next year. Whoo!
And make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me
Yeah, yeah, freedom
Oh, freedom
My freedom
You got to give what you take
Freedom
Hold on to my freedom
My freedom
You got to give what you take
I've done this for nine years.
Best one ever. We're out.
-We see you next year.
-Yes. We're out. We see you.
Whoo!
-We did it, whoo!
-Whoo!
[cheering]
What a night!
'Cause you know, I'm a, I'm a
Sports Illustrated model, too. Period.
Who's the fairest of them all?
Who's the hottest? Vote down below.
I mean, how can I complain?
I'm the luckiest man on the planet.
I'm so excited that women like us
exist in this timeline
and that we are here celebrating!
Go, sports!
Yes! To us, darlings!
You know, they say never trust a woman
in animal print 'cause she's on the hunt.
[screeching]
Cheers, bitch.
[both] It went by like that.
Everyone's in a great mood.
There were some tequila shots.
And we're here to have fun
and make everyone feel great
about themselves.
And, dare I say, mission accomplished.
[speaker] Alright, here we go.
One, two, and let's do it!
[all] Sports Illustrated!
[cheering]