Starfuckers (2022) Movie Script
Is here okay?
Yeah.
Thank you.
How was the ride?
It was fine.
Thank you.
Where do you live again?
Hollywood.
Nice.
You like it?
Yeah.
Works for me.
Where are you from?
Um, just...
outside of Vegas.
Mm.
You are so beautiful.
Thank you.
Give me a kiss.
Hmm?
You need some water?
No, I'm okay.
Where have you been?
I've been douching
for 20 minutes.
Where is he?
He's in the kitchen.
We're having dinner soon.
How much?
A good amount
but not all of it.
- Hi.
- Oh, there he is.
Sorry.
Mmm.
Smells amazing.
Thank you.
Did you like that earlier?
Yeah, of course.
Um...
- can I help you with anything?
- No, all good.
Let me just put some music on.
We're good to go.
Okay.
God, you are so fucking cute.
They are back in the towns
that they moved to LA from.
So what are you gonna do?
- You're gonna go for it.
- I'm gonna go for it.
Right.
I got a role for you, maybe.
It's a day player,
but you'd do that, right?
Yeah.
- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah, you would do that.
Great scene
with our lead girl.
Kind of a love interest.
Would you drop everything
and go to Utah with me?
Yeah. Yes.
Would you drop everything and go to
I would love to go.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause you want it.
I'm gonna give you a line.
I want you to say it to me.
It's your audition.
- What?
- Right now.
Do it.
So, like, one of his lines
is, um...
"God, you're so beautiful."
Um...
Okay.
God, you're so beautiful.
No. I don't believe you.
Okay.
- Just do it.
- Okay, okay.
So, like, action. Do it.
God, y-you're so beautiful.
No.
Listen to me.
God, you are
so fucking beautiful.
Just do it like that.
Not like me, though.
Like you.
Right.
Um...
Look at me.
Just say it.
God, you're so fucking b
Don't say "fuck."
It's a PG movie.
- Stay on me.
- Okay.
- Eyes on me.
- Okay, okay.
God, you are so beautiful.
Oh, see...
Sorry.
Sorry, it made me, um...
Um...
Oh, you fuck.
Oh, you fuck, what the fuck
did you do to me?
He said he was gonna
make me famous.
He said he was gonna
make me famous.
It's not like
I believed him.
Bitch.
You, you didn't answer
my phone calls.
You, you didn't answer
my phone calls.
Are you saying
there's pedophiles
and they're still working
in this industry?
All right.
All right, all right.
Well, if you don't recognize
my next guest,
you must be living
under a very large rock.
Discovered in a local diner
and soon after exploding
onto the Hollywood scene,
today she's here with us
to discuss
the darker side of the
industry for the first time.
Well, despite it all,
I made it, didn't I?
So many things in this
industry are up to chance,
and I don't know
why the stars aligned for me
in the way they did.
I really don't know why
you all like me so much.
How does it feel
to be sitting here,
with all you've accomplished,
knowing there was a time in your life
where you were lost,
unsure of your worth
your words, not mine
and, to be frank,
taken advantage of?
Well, there will always be
men who try to take from you.
I was young, and I had a dream
just like so many other
young people.
I'm the most famous woman
in the world now.
I feel rather untouchable.
If one of those men
were here right now,
what would you want
to say to him?
Hello, my little planet.
Tell me...
Do I look the same
as the day we met?
The laws of physics state:
place a mass down
in the universe,
and the surrounding area
will curve,
warping space-time.
The laws of physics
also reflect
in patterns of human behavior
and experience.
If said mass is a black hole,
then a little boy
floating in space
that gets too close
to the source
will be pulled in.
Enter Twink.
Hello?
Hello. Yes.
Yes, this is he.
Well, that's none
of your business, is it?
And no, I will not
be attending.
I have to be on set
early in the morning.
Hello?
No, I will not come to your
pool party this Saturday.
I have better things to do,
yes.
Well, I'm shooting a movie,
if you must know.
Yes. Good day to you.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
What time do you
need me there?
8:00 p.m.? Of course.
Of course.
Oh, no, nothing.
I just find it sort of funny
that you think I'm actually
going to show up
to your little party, my dear.
A dream
I had
Yes
A dream
Once
Long time ago really
Not too long
Can still remember
A boy
I was
Just a boy
A child really
Yes!
A child
Do you remember?
Tell me
Do I look the same?
Not quite
As I did
The first time you saw me?
The boy
A man. Shh.
The boy
Can you see him?
In my eye?
Do you remember?
Bringing me
To the city
To learn how to party?
And a promise
An exciting promise
What was I to do
Wanted it
How badly
I wanted it
Wishing on the stars
Led down a path
Dark as night
The devil's game
Tell me
Do you see me now?
My light
Open door
Forced shut
Lost boy
Had to find
Found now
As fragile as glass
Red as blood
Cold as ice
Prince of darkness
Come to life.
Thought I was dead
Didn't you?
Left me for dead
Pieces of me
On the floor
Had to pick up
A child
Picking up
A child!
Hollywood
HollyWEIRD
What was I to do
From the bottom of the barrel
Coming up
Killed me
You killed me
Bang!
No!
Please!
Shh
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right
Soon after
The healing began
So did a plan
And the light entered me
How bright!
How I laughed
No wounded lamb
A lion now
In the jungle resting
And when the fire began
So did a plan
How filled with red
How hot to the core
Hot, hot fire temper
Burning Red
I'm not your little toy
Anymore
YOU WILL SEE ME
YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME
I AM NOINVISIBLE
BUINVINCIBLE
Yeah.
Thank you.
How was the ride?
It was fine.
Thank you.
Where do you live again?
Hollywood.
Nice.
You like it?
Yeah.
Works for me.
Where are you from?
Um, just...
outside of Vegas.
Mm.
You are so beautiful.
Thank you.
Give me a kiss.
Hmm?
You need some water?
No, I'm okay.
Where have you been?
I've been douching
for 20 minutes.
Where is he?
He's in the kitchen.
We're having dinner soon.
How much?
A good amount
but not all of it.
- Hi.
- Oh, there he is.
Sorry.
Mmm.
Smells amazing.
Thank you.
Did you like that earlier?
Yeah, of course.
Um...
- can I help you with anything?
- No, all good.
Let me just put some music on.
We're good to go.
Okay.
God, you are so fucking cute.
They are back in the towns
that they moved to LA from.
So what are you gonna do?
- You're gonna go for it.
- I'm gonna go for it.
Right.
I got a role for you, maybe.
It's a day player,
but you'd do that, right?
Yeah.
- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah, you would do that.
Great scene
with our lead girl.
Kind of a love interest.
Would you drop everything
and go to Utah with me?
Yeah. Yes.
Would you drop everything and go to
I would love to go.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause you want it.
I'm gonna give you a line.
I want you to say it to me.
It's your audition.
- What?
- Right now.
Do it.
So, like, one of his lines
is, um...
"God, you're so beautiful."
Um...
Okay.
God, you're so beautiful.
No. I don't believe you.
Okay.
- Just do it.
- Okay, okay.
So, like, action. Do it.
God, y-you're so beautiful.
No.
Listen to me.
God, you are
so fucking beautiful.
Just do it like that.
Not like me, though.
Like you.
Right.
Um...
Look at me.
Just say it.
God, you're so fucking b
Don't say "fuck."
It's a PG movie.
- Stay on me.
- Okay.
- Eyes on me.
- Okay, okay.
God, you are so beautiful.
Oh, see...
Sorry.
Sorry, it made me, um...
Um...
Oh, you fuck.
Oh, you fuck, what the fuck
did you do to me?
He said he was gonna
make me famous.
He said he was gonna
make me famous.
It's not like
I believed him.
Bitch.
You, you didn't answer
my phone calls.
You, you didn't answer
my phone calls.
Are you saying
there's pedophiles
and they're still working
in this industry?
All right.
All right, all right.
Well, if you don't recognize
my next guest,
you must be living
under a very large rock.
Discovered in a local diner
and soon after exploding
onto the Hollywood scene,
today she's here with us
to discuss
the darker side of the
industry for the first time.
Well, despite it all,
I made it, didn't I?
So many things in this
industry are up to chance,
and I don't know
why the stars aligned for me
in the way they did.
I really don't know why
you all like me so much.
How does it feel
to be sitting here,
with all you've accomplished,
knowing there was a time in your life
where you were lost,
unsure of your worth
your words, not mine
and, to be frank,
taken advantage of?
Well, there will always be
men who try to take from you.
I was young, and I had a dream
just like so many other
young people.
I'm the most famous woman
in the world now.
I feel rather untouchable.
If one of those men
were here right now,
what would you want
to say to him?
Hello, my little planet.
Tell me...
Do I look the same
as the day we met?
The laws of physics state:
place a mass down
in the universe,
and the surrounding area
will curve,
warping space-time.
The laws of physics
also reflect
in patterns of human behavior
and experience.
If said mass is a black hole,
then a little boy
floating in space
that gets too close
to the source
will be pulled in.
Enter Twink.
Hello?
Hello. Yes.
Yes, this is he.
Well, that's none
of your business, is it?
And no, I will not
be attending.
I have to be on set
early in the morning.
Hello?
No, I will not come to your
pool party this Saturday.
I have better things to do,
yes.
Well, I'm shooting a movie,
if you must know.
Yes. Good day to you.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
What time do you
need me there?
8:00 p.m.? Of course.
Of course.
Oh, no, nothing.
I just find it sort of funny
that you think I'm actually
going to show up
to your little party, my dear.
A dream
I had
Yes
A dream
Once
Long time ago really
Not too long
Can still remember
A boy
I was
Just a boy
A child really
Yes!
A child
Do you remember?
Tell me
Do I look the same?
Not quite
As I did
The first time you saw me?
The boy
A man. Shh.
The boy
Can you see him?
In my eye?
Do you remember?
Bringing me
To the city
To learn how to party?
And a promise
An exciting promise
What was I to do
Wanted it
How badly
I wanted it
Wishing on the stars
Led down a path
Dark as night
The devil's game
Tell me
Do you see me now?
My light
Open door
Forced shut
Lost boy
Had to find
Found now
As fragile as glass
Red as blood
Cold as ice
Prince of darkness
Come to life.
Thought I was dead
Didn't you?
Left me for dead
Pieces of me
On the floor
Had to pick up
A child
Picking up
A child!
Hollywood
HollyWEIRD
What was I to do
From the bottom of the barrel
Coming up
Killed me
You killed me
Bang!
No!
Please!
Shh
It's all right
It's all right
It's all right
Soon after
The healing began
So did a plan
And the light entered me
How bright!
How I laughed
No wounded lamb
A lion now
In the jungle resting
And when the fire began
So did a plan
How filled with red
How hot to the core
Hot, hot fire temper
Burning Red
I'm not your little toy
Anymore
YOU WILL SEE ME
YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME
I AM NOINVISIBLE
BUINVINCIBLE