Stealing Pulp Fiction (2024) Movie Script
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(upbeat music)
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
- So good.
- Mhm.
- I love sharing
a drink with you.
- I love sharing a
bowl with you, bud.
- So what do you think?
- I've been thinking about it.
- Mhm.
- And I don't think it's a pun.
It doesn't work.
- Wait, why not?
- You know, maybe if it's
said, "Aw shucks, were closed,"
and we also happen
to be an oyster bar.
- Okay, so just an oyster bar
named Aw Shucks Oyster Bar
isn't a pun?
- Isn't exactly a pun. No.
- Okay, gimme an example then.
- Let me paint you a picture
of a high quality business.
What does everybody
want and need?
- Oysters.
- Close.
I'll give you a hint.
You're breathing it.
Oxygen.
- Oh.
- Oxygen bars.
That's gonna be the
thing. You know?
Oxygen bars.
What else do people love?
- Sex.
- The Royal Family.
They can't get enough of it.
So combine these two ideas.
What do you get?
A royal themed
oxygen bar called?
(Jonathan taps table)
Air to the Throne.
- That's really good.
- Air spelled a A-I-R.
- That's even better!
- That's the kind of business
that could really make us
some fucking dough, dude.
- Something is clicking.
- Gentleman. Sunset Paradise.
My favorite.
- Thank you.
- [Ennis] Blue Lagoon,
I need a sip of that.
- You can take one, Ennis.
(Jonathan laughs)
You're the best.
- Anyways, I wanted to share
another business idea with you.
It's a non-pun business idea.
- Oh yeah. Hit me baby.
Hit me.
- Okay. I'm a little nervous.
I'm thinking of starting
a speakeasy movie theater.
- Okay. What's in the
back of the movie theater?
- A movie theater.
- So it's a movie theater,
but in the back there's
a secret movie theater?
- Exactly.
It would pretend to be
a regular movie theater
playing typical
blockbuster films,
but in the back it plays
more art house type stuff.
- Ooh, okay.
Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah. You like it?
- Yeah, I like that a lot.
- Oh good. 'Cause I'm
looking at a spot next week.
- Oh wow. You're really
serious about this.
- I'm putting my money
where my mouth is.
- Wow. Well, I'd like to add
some money to your mouth.
Get involved.
- Okay.
- One day we're gonna
hit the nail on the head
and it could be that.
- Yeah.
- I'm telling you.
Speaking of which buddy,
what do we got tonight?
A midnight screening.
We love a midnight
screening, don't we?
- I have a little bit
of a naughty idea.
- Oh, okay. Okay.
- This might be crossing a line.
So you just let me know.
- You don't have
to worry about, me.
I'm open to anything, Steve.
- If we wanted to, and
I'm not saying we should.
- Okay.
- But if we wanted to.
- Right?
- We could order
some chips and salsa.
- Steve, how many times I
gotta tell you this, bud?
I'm in a state of ketosis.
- How long do you have?
- That's not what
that means, pal.
Just means I'm on
a no carb diet.
- Oh.
- Oh shit.
We don't have that much time
actually, come to think of it.
We really should get going.
- Yoo-hoo!
- Ennis!
- Gentlemen, what
can I do for you?
- We gotta rush.
We actually gotta rush.
- Got a bed night
screening to catch.
- Oh, I love movies. How fun!
What are we gonna see?
(soft jazzy music)
(Jonathan exhales)
What the fuck?
(glasses clink)
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
- Guy's an asshole.
Did not know how
to move his foot.
- I thought you
weren't getting MTP.
(drum beats)
- What? When did I say that?
- You said you weren't
a no carb diet.
- Yeah, but it's the butter
that makes it unhealthy, Steve.
- No, but even without the
butter, it's still a carb.
- Steve, you have
so much to learn.
But I have so much
I wanna teach you.
- Can you pour some in my hand?
- No. I told you if
you wanted your own,
you should have gotten your own.
Don't look me with
those puppy eyes.
- Please?
- Steve.
No, don't.
(Steve whines)
You know you melt my little
heart when you do that.
Boop.
I will give you a small portion.
That's all you get.
- This definitely
has butter in it.
- Well, I told him
not to put any on it.
- I highly doubt that.
(upbeat music)
- And do you want
butter on that?
- Yeah. No shit.
No. I was stern with him.
(upbeat music)
(audience applauds)
- Woo!
- Watch and learn.
(microphone feedback)
How we doing tonight?
(audience applauds)
- Amazing!
- That's what I'm talking about.
I love that energy.
Because tonight we
are here for a very,
very special screening of none
other than drum roll, please.
"Pulp Fiction"!
(audience applauds)
"Pulp Fiction"!
(audience cheers)
"Pulp Fiction"!
But this is not just any
ordinary old screening
of "Pulp Fiction" because
we are lucky enough to have,
from the man himself, who
also happens to oh, what?
Own and operate this theater!
Mr. Quentin Tarantino's
personal 35 millimeter
print of "Pulp Fiction."
(audience applauds)
- Yeah!
- Okay.
Are you done?
- I'll give you a
few more for that.
That was good.
- Thank you.
In this theater, we
don't do talking.
No talking.
No talking.
Okay? No talking.
Eddie, open the fucking curtain.
(presenter laughs)
Eddie used to run track.
There it is.
(motor whirs)
Wow.
Usually doesn't take this long.
I'm just gonna kick this
shit out of the fucking way.
- I'm so fucking excited.
(upbeat music)
(projector whirs)
(Jonathan chuckles)
Let's all go to the lobby
Hey, do you think there's like
security guarding the movie?
- You think there's security
guarding a film print?
- Think about it. It's
Quentin's personal print,
it's gotta be worth something.
- I don't know. I haven't
really thought about it.
- No, you haven't
really thought about it.
That's why I'm asking
you to think about it
if you thought about it-
- Shh!
- Shh! It's enough!
This guy is so rude.
Fucking cuck.
We'll talk after.
- Okay.
Let's all go to the lobby
(upbeat music)
- Oh my God. The
ethos, the pesos!
- I think it's pathos.
- No, that's in Spain.
I'm talking about Mexico.
Oh my God! It's amazing!
- You can really see the
wear and tear on that print.
- Oh yeah. I know.
- It's 3 AM.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
- Yeah, let's do it.
(upbeat music)
Oh god.
These burgers are
so fucking good.
Tremendous. They never
disappointed, do they?
Steve, you only took a bite.
- Yeah. I shouldn't have
gotten Gorgonzola cheese on it.
- Why? You love Gorgonzola, pal.
- Flavor fatigue.
- Right.
- The first bite is so good
and then it just all
goes downhill from there.
- Well, yeah. You
wanna a bite of mine?
I got American on it.
Classic.
- It's okay.
- Alright, well, we're
getting a little sidetracked
'cause we have a lot to discuss.
This plan I got?
Not to toot my own horn,
but it's fucking genius.
- No, it's not a plan.
It's more like an idea.
- Yeah, but that's the
whole point, right?
The plan is the idea.
- I don't know what that means.
- Well, the idea is so good
that it doesn't
even need a plan.
- I'm still not getting it.
- Okay. Okay. Look,
I'm a Quentin fan.
You're a Quentin fan.
- We're both Quentin fans.
- Exactly.
And tonight, what did we see?
We saw Quentin
Tarantino's 35 millimeter
personal print of
"Pulp Fiction"!
It was so good, huh?
- Yeah. It was so good.
- It was so good!
I know, I know.
So let me paint you a picture
you pretty, pretty boy.
Look at this here, right?
This Saturday, they're
doing another screening.
I'm thinking you and
me, we go in there.
- More coffee?
- Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.
(coffee pours)
- More coffee?
- Yeah.
- Cream and sugar?
- No, I'm okay. Just
black please for me.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
Yeah, I like it neat.
(waitress chuckles)
(Jonathan chuckles)
Okay. So as I was saying-
- You wanna steal
"Pulp Fiction"?
- Yes! Yes, bud.
You gotta keep it down, though.
We don't want anybody
else to get the-
- Steal "Pulp Fiction"?
- "Pulp Fiction"!
Because think about it,
nobody would ever think
to steal a film print.
Nobody's gonna be
guarding that booth.
No security.
Low risk, high reward.
We just fucking go in
there, boom, bang, pow.
Fucking in and out. Job done.
- You're right.
- We go in there.
Right? We're all cool.
We're all slick.
Nobody's thinking anything.
We say, "Give the
fucking movie, man.
Gimme the fucking movie.
Put the fucking film
in the bag, bitch."
(Steve mimics gunfire)
Don't shoot. Don't.
Steve. Steve.
Definitely don't fire
at them like that.
You can't do that here.
You can't. But that's good.
I love the energy.
- I'm feeling it.
- That's what I'm
fucking talking about.
- Let's go tonight!
- Yeah.
- Check!
- Nope, not yet. Not yet.
We're fine.
We don't need the check.
Good, Steve.
- Why not tonight?
- Because we gotta,
we gotta work out
a few of the kinks.
Like I said, it's almost
a fully baked plan,
but we still gotta a little
bit of things to work out.
But I love your excitement.
(both chuckle)
What I'm thinking is-
- We need a third.
- Right on.
You are on fucking
fire tonight, Steve.
You know what? I love that!
I feel like our brains
are fucking melding.
We're symbiotic. You know?
Just, before, I'm gonna
finish my sentence,
I feel like, you
know what I'm gonna-
- I'm gonna say your sentence.
- Yeah. Fuck yeah.
So I think the third, we just,
we need a watchdog, you know?
(Steve barks)
Yeah. There he is.
There's my boy.
Gimme paw. Gimme paw.
Good, good, good.
Play dead.
(Jonathan snaps)
Wake up. Here's a treat.
(Steve pants)
Good boy.
Yeah, that's a good boy.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bad boy. Bad boy.
Settle, settle, settle.
The thing is, I can
only think of one person
with big balls hairy enough
to pull this shit off.
But her Quentin views, they
don't exactly align with ours.
- Elizabeth.
- Yes, Elizabeth!
Yeah.
- There's no harm in asking.
- Agreed.
So you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna meet her
here tomorrow for lunch
and we can discuss everything.
- Why not breakfast?
- I got Dr. Mendelbaum.
- I can't do lunch.
- Why not?
- Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Right, yeah.
You know, he texted me that
he's got this new office.
I don't know how I feel about
changing locations like that.
- Yeah. I haven't been
to the new spot either,
but it's good to change it up.
- You know, I really
struggle with that,
but that's why I'm seeing him.
- Yeah. Me and Dr. Mendelbaum
worked through that already.
- Well, that's good.
How's it going?
- Yeah. Good.
It's all related to my dad.
- Yeah, I figured as much.
- They found his
body, by the way.
- Oh good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, let's meet for
happy hour tomorrow,
we can discuss the
rest of the plan.
Sound good?
- Okay. K.I.T.
- K.I.T.
(upbeat music)
Check!
(gong bangs)
(gentle music)
- Right! Left!
Right! Left!
Right! Left!
Right! Left!
Right!
Keep doing it.
Watch this.
(instructor yells)
(page crinkles)
(bright music)
When you cross my path
I was hoping I
could make it last
I've been waiting so long
- Jonathan?
For something so sweet
I've been waiting
- Jonathan?
- Huh? Yep.
- Ready for you.
Ah, righty.
I apologize for the
change of location.
You know, you'd be surprised,
it's a lot cheaper to
work out of the back
of a karate studio.
- [Instructor] Cut!
Cut!
Watch this!
- Not surprised.
- Oh, I was surprised.
Anyway, you seem to be
deep in a thought there.
Would you say that's accurate?
- Oh yeah, Dr. Mendelbaum.
That is very accurate.
- Would you care to explore
that deep thought, Jonathan?
- You know, I think
it might be too deep
and potentially a conflict
of interest, actually.
(gentle music)
- Well, if you let me, I'd
like to get out my hiking gear
and put on my big heavy
coat with the hood
and the fleece lining
and put on my big heavy
boots with the deep tread
and climb down into your
hole of deep thoughts
and pluck out whatever
the heck is in there.
- Okay? Yeah, well I was-
- And I would hope that,
that you would do
the same for me.
You know, you'd climb
down into my hole
and do what you
could down there.
You know, sometimes my patients,
they forget that doctors
have problems too.
- Are you having some
problems, Dr. Mendelbaum?
- No. No.
Hey, listen, we don't
need to get into,
hey, you know what?
A silly idea.
Why don't we,
why don't we change
places for a few minutes,
you know, just a few minutes.
- You wanna switch chairs?
- Yeah.
I mean, I'm not gonna
charge you for it, also.
I am running just a bit
low on cash right now.
- Huh?
Um, okay.
But I do, I have a brunch
actually I have to get to,
so I might have to hurry it up.
- I love brunch.
Where will you be dining?
- It's called the
Brite Spot Diner.
- Right.
- You writing that down?
- Yeah.
- What do you put
in those files?
- Well, just between you and me,
I don't really write that much.
It's mostly patient
contact info,
best ways to get in touch,
and occasionally
tips on good places
to eat for dinner or brunch.
Well, up and at 'em, here we go.
- So, Dr. Mendelbaum,
what brings you in today?
- Oh, you are very good at this.
(doors bang)
- What the fuck just happened?
(upbeat music)
Elizabeth, thank you for
meeting me here today.
Wouldn't have invited you
if it wasn't of the
utmost importance.
This is a time sensitive,
highly confidential,
urgent mission,
and you have been
chosen for the job.
I think that's too dramatic.
Good to see you.
Good to see you is good.
That always works.
Good to see you, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth. It's a pleasure.
- What's up, Jonathan?
- What's up, Elizabeth?
So I'm gonna cut
right to the chase.
- Yeah, cut to it.
- You know, I'm a big
Quentin fan, right?
- Tarantino?
- Know any other Quentins?
- Yeah, I do actually.
And I would say big fan
is an understatement.
- Well, he
revolutionized cinema.
Sorry about that.
Not really sure why
you dislike him.
- Well, he is misogynistic,
foot fetishist freak
who doesn't even let the
women in his film speak?
- La la la.
Wow. Not a funny joke.
- I wasn't joking.
- Well-
- Coffee?
- Oh yes. Thank you so much.
(coffee pours)
- More coffee, honey?
- Yes, please.
(coffee pours)
- What I was saying was...
- What? What am I looking at?
- Quentin's owned
and operated cinema
is doing a screening
of, drum roll please,
"Pulp Fiction" this Saturday.
- I don't care. I'm
not going to that.
- I'm not asking you to go.
I'm asking you to attend.
- What is the difference?
- You know what?
This was a mistake.
I shouldn't have included you.
I wanted to include you
in something special
but maybe this
whole idea was just,
it was, it was bad.
- Just tell me what's going on.
I drove all the way out here.
- Okay, fine. I wanna
steal "Pulp Fiction."
- What?
- I wanna steal "Pulp Fiction."
- No, I heard you.
What? You wanna
steal "Pulp Fiction"?
- Shh!
Keep it the fuck down.
- What are you gonna do with it?
- Are you familiar with gold?
- Yes, I'm familiar with gold.
- It's as valuable as gold.
- Let me guess.
Steve is in on this too?
- Yeah.
Mhm. And we want
you to be our third.
- Why?
- 'Cause you're the only
one who has as much passion
about QT as me and him.
It just so happens to be
in the opposite direction.
- Did you rehearse that?
- Yeah. I did.
- Do you have a plan?
- Oh, I got a plan, but
I can't reveal it now.
This is too public of a place.
6:00 PM tonight.
You, me, Steve. Happy hour.
You'll meet us there
and we'll discuss.
Can we get the check?
(jazz music)
Think there's a lot
of sugar in this?
- No.
- Natural, right?
It's real fruit?
- You're slim and trim.
You can handle some sugar.
- Oh, you flatter me so.
So whatever happened
with Dr. Mendelbaum?
- Oh, I think he's
having marital problems.
- Yeah, he kind of
alluded to that with me.
Did he say it to you directly?
- More or less.
- We seem to be having
some marital problems.
(bright music)
- And how does
that make you feel?
- Fuck, something's
going on with this guy.
- Well, he just needs
someone to talk to.
- To be frank, I don't
have the wherewithal
to worry about the mental state
of my fucking
therapist, you know?
- Okay. Jonathan, I'm
gonna stop you right there,
because therapists
have feelings too.
Where's Elizabeth?
(dramatic music)
(Elizabeth sighs)
- Kill me now.
(Jonathan claps)
- The queen has arrived.
All hail.
- Happy to have you
onboard, Elizabeth.
- I haven't agreed to
anything yet, Steve.
- 45 minutes we waited here.
Do you know that?
- I need a drink.
- Oh, I could use a refill too.
Yoo-hoo!
Yoo-hoo!
- Can I help you, sir?
- Hi. Could I get
another Sunset Paradise?
- Sunset Paradise. Got you.
And you, sir?
- I'm gonna do a
Blue Lagoon, neat.
Umbrella on the side.
- Dig it.
And for the lady.
What can I get for you?
- Can I get a vodka soda?
- Alright, I'll be
back with those.
- Alright guys, we don't
have much time to waste.
Saturday. Big day.
It's fucking going down.
- And why does it need
to be on Saturday?
- Because Elizabeth,
"Pulp Fiction" screenings
happen twice annually.
- Annually?
- It means yearly.
- Yeah, I know what it means.
- Oh, do you?
Then why'd you fucking ask me?
- Okay. Enough, you two.
Enough.
- Look, Steve's
getting all upset.
He's got high blood pressure.
- Anyways, I was calculating
how we'll divide the
reels evenly amongst us,
kind of up all night
crunching the numbers.
- Thirds. We'd split
it up into thirds.
- Yeah. So I think one third.
One third.
One third.
- How fascinating.
- Do you know what
you're gonna do
with your share, Elizabeth?
- I'm gonna burn them.
- Oh, fun.
(Jonathan chuckles)
- What a fucking thing to say.
Well, I know you're joking,
so we're gonna press on.
- I am not joking.
- I think she's being serious.
- You're not serious?
- You said I could do
whatever I want with them.
What are you gonna
do with yours?
Do you even own a projector?
- Wow. Ouch.
You're one to talk
Elizabeth about projecting.
- I actually own a projector.
(Elizabeth sighs)
- Alright, let's get
it together here.
Okay, guys, what we need
to do is a practice heist.
We need to warm up just
to get our feet wet.
I don't wanna get mine dripping
wet, just up to the calf.
- Agreed.
I'm actually a heist virgin.
About the only thing I'm
a virgin in these days,
you know what I mean?
Because I did anal
last week, so.
(Jonathan slurps drink)
- Gentlemen.
And lady, your drinks.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- So you wanna steal
two things now?
- Oh my God, Elizabeth.
Yes. We wanna steal two things.
Is this what you do?
You come in with such a
fucking nasty little attitude.
- I like the attitude.
- Do you, Steve?
Well, whose side are you on pal?
- I'm a team player
- And I'm the coach.
- And I hate you both.
- Well, you're gonna sit on
the bench with that attitude,
aren't you?
Okay, I'm gonna pick everybody
up tomorrow at 9:00 PM sharp.
Steve, I'm gonna need
you to bring a few masks
and a bunch of hammers.
You got it?
Elizabeth, you're
gonna show up on time.
Okay? Let's confirm the plan.
- Confirmed.
- Confirmed.
Elizabeth?
- Confirmed.
- Okay! K.I.T.
- K.I.T!
- Check please!
(jazz music)
Okay, Steve, gimme
the goods, baby.
- Okay, so I got us some masks.
I'll start with myself.
I'm gonna go with the
duck mask tonight.
And if any of you
do wanna wear it,
I have a very strong argument
for why I should wear it.
- Okay. What's your argument?
- I love ducks.
- That feels good enough to me.
- Okay.
And then Jonathan, for you-
- I really hope it's a squirrel.
- It's a squirrel.
- Oh!
- You like it?
- You're the best bud.
- And then Elizabeth, you're
the goat for obvious reasons.
- Aw, thanks Steve.
- Can't shut up.
Constantly chewing.
- And here's our weapon.
We can use this side to just
smash into someone's skull.
- Oh my God.
- And then if they're
really misbehaving,
you can use this side.
You, Jonathan, pull
their head back.
Elizabeth, you hold
their mouth down.
- The fuck, Steve.
- I shove this on the upper jaw
and I just start
pulling teeth out.
- Okay. Wow.
Lot to process there.
Anyway, Steve, you got more
than one hammer or what?
- Oh, yeah. I thought
we could all share.
- Okay.
- I think that's a
great idea, Steve.
- It's a bad idea, Steve,
but Elizabeth would
think it was a good one.
- Well, maybe you should
have brought the goods then.
- Well, I was a little bit busy.
- Oh, yeah.
Doing what exactly?
- I was doing a stakeout,
if you must know.
- Oh, yum!
- Not a barbecue, Steve.
It was, you know, nevermind.
Forget it.
- Oh, no, Jonathan,
please tell us what
you were staking out.
- Not much to talk about. Okay?
I was staking out and
I was looking out,
taking in the location.
What did you do tonight? Huh?
Anything productive?
- What did I do today?
Oh, I got my nails done.
- Oh, I was gonna say,
I really like the color.
- Oh, thank you.
- You got your
fucking nails done?
- Yeah. Is that okay, Jonathan?
That I got my nails done?
- No, because now
the authorities
are gonna be able to spot
you from a mile away.
- Can I ask where did
you get your nails done?
Because I've been
looking for a new spot.
- Oh, I'll take you
to my place one day.
- Fuck yeah.
- Are we done?
Are we fucking done?
Elizabeth, I'm gonna
need you to stay in here
with your new nails and
your nasty little attitude.
If anything goes down, you're
gonna contact me on this.
It's a pager.
This is how you open it,
and that is how you close it.
- Or I could just text you.
- You cannot text.
That's how they'll trace us.
It's very important
that you understand me.
And thank you, by the way.
I'm sorry if I said something
rude things about you.
You know, I don't mean them.
You just, you get under my skin.
You get under my skin.
You're unappreciative
and you lack empathy.
Alright. You ready?
- Quack. Quack.
- Squirrel. Squirrel.
(car doors slam)
- [Steve] Uh, how are we
supposed to get in again?
- [Jonathan] Just gonna
give it my full body weight.
Ready?
Three, two.
(door thuds)
Fuck.
Oh God.
On no.
Oh, I think it's...
Maybe if you push me into it.
- [Steve] Okay.
- [Jonathan] Push me into it.
- Absolute idiots.
(upbeat music)
- [Jonathan] It's hard
to see with the mask.
- [Steve] This doesn't
seem to be working.
- [Jonathan] No. You know what?
I think I just need to some
time to think about it.
Okay?
Fuck! I'm so sorry.
I'll never do
anything bad again.
- [Steve] Oh, hey, Elizabeth.
- [Jonathan]
Elizabeth, god damn it,
get that fucking
flashlight outta my eyes.
You're blinding me.
I thought I told you
to wait in the car.
- I climbed in
through the window.
- [Jonathan] Yeah. Well, next
time you wait in the car.
- Copy that.
- [Jonathan] Put the
nunchucks down, Steve.
- [Steve] These could be
good to have for the heist.
- [Jonathan] Don't
touch anything, pal.
Oh shit.
Intruder!
Eyes! Throat!
Chest!
Fuck.
Wait guys, it's not a real guy.
- [Steve] Whoa,
look at the door.
I'm assuming this
door is locked too.
- [Jonathan] Yeah,
I can see that.
Okay. I need to brainstorm.
Gimme a few minutes to think.
All right?
What are you doing?
What are you fucking doing?
- [Steve] Oh, wow. It
was open the whole time.
- After you.
(upbeat music)
- [Steve] Jonathan,
the safe is over here.
- [Jonathan] Yeah,
Steve. Thanks, bud.
I'm just gonna focus on
the filing cabinet. Okay?
- [Steve] You know what?
It's kind of funny.
This fake heist feels more
illegal than the real one.
- [Jonathan] Oh,
illegal's illegal, Steve.
- That's definitely not true.
- [Jonathan] I
definitely don't need
that fucking tone from you.
- Okay. I'm going outside.
- [Jonathan] Okay.
Well, you're supposed to go
outside the whole fucking time.
- Okay.
- [Jonathan] Oh,
don't "Okay" me.
- Okay.
(metal bangs)
- [Steve] Jonathan,
why is there a blanket
and pillow on the couch?
(Elizabeth sighs)
(upbeat music)
From sun up, sun down
We get money,
money, money, money
Money, money, money, money
From sun up, sun
(phone ringing)
- [Steve] Oh, wait,
that's the signal.
- [Jonathan] Shh! I know it.
- [Steve] What do we do?
- [Jonathan] Put
everything back. Okay?
- [Steve] Oh, I
couldn't open it.
- [Jonathan] Okay.
Shit. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
God damn it, I don't
know what to do.
- [Steve] I'm gonna
take my mask off.
- [Jonathan] Wait, no, no, no!
Why would you take
your mask off?
Leave your mask on!
What are you doing, bud?
- Oh, that feels good.
I feel like we
look like robbers.
- Yes, that's
exactly to the point!
We're fucking robbers.
Why would we-
Wait, you're right.
Steve, you're fucking brilliant.
That's a great idea.
(doors bang)
- Hello?
Hello?
Oh my!
Oh my gosh!
(Dr. Mendelbaum speaking
in foreign language)
Steven!
- Hi, Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Jonathan!
Hey.
Wow!
- [Jonathan] That's crazy.
- What are you doing here?
- Small world.
- What are you doing
here, Dr. Mendelbaum?
- Well, this is my office
and sometimes I loan it
out as a karate studio,
but primarily this is my office.
- Right? Right!
- Yeah. Plus I'm
gonna have my dinner,
got myself an entire
rotisserie chicken
and a pickle on sale.
- You're eating
that at the office?
- Well, the long answer is yes.
- That's the long answer?
- So what do you
fellas doing here?
Can I help you with something?
- Oh, well, it's, you know,
it's the funniest thing.
You know, Steve and
I, we were looking
to get into the martial arts
and we thought, oh,
there's a dojo nearby.
And so we just thought
we'd pop around,
poke around a bit.
- Well, karate is an
excellent exercise
for the body and the mind.
But I'm more concerned about
why you're here in the
middle of the night.
- Well, Dr. Mendelbaum, I feel
like we should be concerned
with you about your
marital problems.
- That is classified
confidential information.
- That's a bit
redundant, I think.
- Oh, I was curious if the
patient doctor confidentiality
went both ways.
- It absolutely does.
- Okay. Well, you know what?
We actually have to go,
but it was so good bumping
into you, Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Um, why do you have
masks in your pockets?
(upbeat music)
- Oh!
- Oh, that's a little
personal, Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Is this, this is the thing.
This is the thing, right?
What's going on with you, Steve?
- Well, I have this sort of
exciting event on the horizon.
- Oh my God.
So, you guys robbing something?
Am I being robbed?
- No. Well, this is just a
practice for the big event.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Which is, in fact,
it's a robbery!
We are gonna be robbing
something very valuable.
This is just a
practice, you know?
'Cause practice makes perfect.
- Mm. I gotta stop
you there, Steven.
Practice makes progress.
We should never
strive for perfection
unless that's your word
in the spelling bee.
(Steve laughs)
My grandmother said that.
She was a very, very
good speller, B-T-W.
(Dr. Mendelbaum chuckles)
Anyway, I'm off the subject.
What's the big kahunga?
Bunga? Kahuna munga?
- No kahuna bunga to
speak of, actually,
we were just about
to head out, O-W-T.
Out. So we're gonna,
we're gonna go.
- No, you're not.
- I'm sorry?
- No. Whatever it is
that you're both up to,
I want in.
- What?
- Yeah, baby!
Yeah.
I've been doing some
research into the thing
that I need money for.
And it is no stroll in the park,
financially speaking.
So anyway, what
are you guys up to?
What do I have to do though?
Do I need to audition?
(Dr. Mendelbaum laughs)
- You're a very good dancer.
- Please.
Seriously, what, what,
what, what do I have to do here?
- Dr. Mendelbaum, how badly
do you need this money?
- I would do anything
to win back my wife.
- Well, if we're gonna
cut you in on this deal,
we might need a little
something in exchange.
- What are you talking about?
- Would you be
willing to violate
that pesky little doctor patient
confidentiality agreement?
- Where are you going with this?
- I need a file.
- You need a file?
- In your filing cabinet.
- My filing cabinet?
- Yes. Your filing cabinet.
- Is it your file?
- No, it is not my file
but it is a file.
- It's a file.
Whose file is it?
- The woman I love is inside
of your filing cabinet.
- She fits inside
a filing cabinet?
- Now, Steve, her file fits
inside the filing cabinet
and in her file are her favorite
brunch and coffee spots.
And I wanna bump into her
there accidentally one day.
Just by coincidence.
(romantic music)
- The things people do for love.
- Ain't that the truth?
- So what are we stealing?
- Have you ever
seen "Pulp Fiction"?
(upbeat music)
- [Steve] You think Dr.
Mendelbaum is gonna finish
the whole chicken?
- I think so, Steve.
We can get our own food, bud.
- What happened?
(Steve yells)
- Steve, you already
knew she was in the car.
- Oh, sorry, I forgot.
Hi, Elizabeth.
Dr. Mendelbaum is
joining our heist.
- Excuse me?
- Dr. Mendelbaum is going
through a real rough patch.
Okay.
He's struggling with
a lot of financial
and marital woes at the moment.
So we're cutting
him in on the deal.
- You're joking?
- Yeah.
Well, he needs the money
to win his wife back.
- Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to wrap
my head around this.
- Okay. Elizabeth, I'm gonna
need you to do your damnedest
to wrap your tiny little
peanut head around it,
because Dr. Mendelbaum
is gonna split the
reels with us four ways.
- Yeah. He knows a guy
on the black market
to sell the reels to.
- What do you think he's
actually using the money for?
- I don't know, but I'm very
intrigued by what it could be.
- I don't know what it is,
but honestly, I
don't give a fuck
as long as he comes through
on his end of the deal.
- The quid pro quo.
- Quid pro quo.
- Quid pro quo?
- Quid pro quo.
- Quid pro quo.
- It's basically an agreement
between parties of
two or more where-
- Yeah, I know what
it means, Steve.
I'm just wondering what we're
getting from Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Love.
- Love?
- You heard me.
Love.
There's a file in his
filing cabinet that I need,
and inside of it is the
most beautiful woman
in the whole world.
- At first I thought she fit
inside the filing cabinet.
- He did.
- But it turns out it's only
her favorite brunch spot
that's in there.
- Her favorite brunch spot?
Fucking moron.
- I know. Okay.
I know, I knew you
were gonna say that,
but you have to understand
that when I saw her
in the waiting room,
the whole world stopped.
(romantic music)
It was the first
time in my whole life
that I felt like there was
something bigger than myself,
a greater reason for me
to even be on this planet.
And I realized that feeling,
that's love.
I know you wouldn't
understand it
because you're a
frigid, nasty woman.
Just a void where
a heart should be.
But I pray that one day
you gain empathy
so that you know
that love makes you do
fucking crazy things.
You know?
- Just take me home.
- Okay.
So you're in though?
You're still in?
All right. You don't say
anything, I'm gonna assume.
All right. She's in.
(Jonathan chuckles)
(car engine starts)
Alright.
(dramatic music)
(eagle caws)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
I love that we don't get
competitive when we play.
- Yeah, I was very relaxed.
- It's nice.
(both sigh)
- You played so
good today, Steve.
- Yeah. Thanks.
I'm actually, I think I'm
just feeling the rhythm
with tomorrow being
the big night and all.
- Oh God. Tomorrow's
the big night.
I'm actually a little,
I got those butterflies.
I'm a little nervous.
- I really wanna look
tasty for Elizabeth.
- I'm sorry?
- Do you know if
she's seeing anyone?
- Elizabeth?
- Mhm.
I'm not asking for myself.
I'm asking for Dr. Mendelbaum.
I'm asking for myself.
I've been taking salsa lessons.
- [Jonathan] Yeah.
- And I've been
thinking of asking her
to this dance thing soon.
- That's very good.
- Yeah.
I think the lessons
are really paying off.
- I can see that.
I'm thinking about it
and I don't know that
that's such a good idea.
You know, she might say no,
considering we're
friends and all that.
You wouldn't wanna break up
the chemistry of the trio.
Not to mention you're mixing
business and pleasure.
- Okay. Well, why don't
you think aboot it
and then let me know.
- Okay.
- Kinda soon, because
it is on Sunday night.
- Did you say aboot?
- I read somewhere
that girls are
attracted to Canadians.
- Why do you read this stuff?
- Oh, my mom got me this book.
"How to Be a Better Man
in the Digital Age."
- What's she learning
about in this book?
- It basically says that
if you stare at a girl
and then look directly
at her right ear,
it has to be the right ear,
and then slowly move towards it,
it's a foolproof
plan to make out.
- Well, that can't be true,
I don't think.
(romantic music)
Well, what, what are you,
what, what, what, what,
what's happening here?
- I think it only
works on women.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- I was gonna pick up my blazer
from the Pillisdorf Pro Shop.
You know, they sell
the blazers there too.
- Is this your way
of inviting me?
- Mhm.
- Well, color me horny. I'm in.
- Oh, great. I would love that.
- Oh, we're gonna
look chic as fuck.
- I feel like we should
invite Dr. Mendelbaum too.
I'm sure he would like
to look chic as well.
- Yeah.
(gentle music)
- I think it looks really good.
- That's fantastic.
That is great.
What kind of a style
or a fit is that?
- Classic Italiano.
Just like me.
- Oh, magnifico.
Do you have a a blazer
like that for me?
- Si, si, I should, I should.
Lemme check.
What's the special
occasion, huh?
- Oh, we're robbing
a movie theater.
It's very exciting.
- No, no, no.
Bar mitzvah.
- You need a blazer too, huh?
- Si, si.
- Oh, yes.
- We need the exact same kind.
We're the Blazer Brothers.
Isn't that right, Steven?
- The B.B.s!
- A trio?
- That's right. Dr.
Mendelbaum, the B.B.s.
- Yeah.
- Let me bring options out. Huh?
- Grazie mille.
- I think we totally got the
Bar Mitzvah thing by him.
- Hey, B.B.s, do you think
Elizabeth will like this color?
- Steven, that's
the wrong question.
You wanna be asking,
do you like this color?
- Well, I like it
if she likes it.
- No, see, you want
to present yourself
as fully who you are.
You wanna say, this is
the blue that I chose.
I like it.
- Okay. I'll practice.
- All right.
- Elizabeth, you look beautiful.
I'll be whatever
you want me to be.
I'll change everything
about myself.
- Okay. That's the
other way to go.
- But let's stay
on track. You know?
We gotta keep our
eyes on the prize.
- All right. I like his focus.
Yes. Eyes on the prize.
The heist.
- Heist. Heist.
He's talking about
a Bar Mitzvah.
- Oh, yeah.
Oh!
- Blazer Brothers.
- Oh, ah.
- Yes. This is bellissima.
- Bellissimo.
- Bellissi-mama, yes.
Mamacita, yeah.
Gimme me all the reels.
- Nope, nope.
- Gimme-
- Let's not do that right here.
Let's not do that.
Oh, yeah.
Holy shit.
- Wow. You look great, Steve.
(upbeat music)
- I look good, right?
You look good!
- Give me the fucking reels!
Give me the reels!
(Jonathan yells)
(Dr. Mendelbaum yelps)
- Get your head in
the fucking game!
- Let's do this.
(doorbell rings)
- Let's steal this
fucking movie.
(upbeat music)
Oh shit. I forgot to put
quarters in the meter.
You guys got any change on you?
- I only have cash.
- Okay.
- Oh! I've got quarters.
I found a stash of loose
change in the back seat.
- Look at that.
Would you believe it?
- Yeah. We'll call it even
for the blazers.
- At this hour, I don't
think you even need to pay
for the meter.
- That's true. Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I will hang on to that.
Let's get to it.
- All right, I'll
go find our seats.
- I'll go with him.
- And I don't know you people.
- He touched my butt.
- Yeah.
- Okay. I'm gonna get popcorn.
You guys want anything?
- Oh, no, no.
I'm not doing carbs right now.
- All right. Well, it's the
butter that makes it un-
Don't, don't worry about it.
You guys enjoy.
I'll just be waiting
on this bullshit line.
Let's hurry up!
Fucking sucks.
Seriously.
- So sorry.
Just gonna pass over.
Thank you.
Very sweet.
Hi. Thank you.
Hi.
(Dr. Mendelbaum
crunches popcorn)
- I think Dr. Mendelbaum forgot
he isn't supposed to know us.
- Seems that way.
- Yeah. Can I get a
popcorn and a medium soda?
(dramatic music)
- Holy shit.
(drums beat)
Excuse me.
Move your goddamn feet.
You are not going to
believe who's here.
- I give up.
- Shh!
- Are you on a no carb diet too?
- No.
Quentin Tarantino
is in the building.
- Quentin?
- Yes.
- Quentin Tarantino is here?
- Shh! That's what I'm
fucking saying to you!
Quentin Tarantino is
ordering popcorn right now!
- Did he get a butter
on his popcorn?
- I'm sorry.
I'm so, I'm sorry.
Did you say Quentin
Tarantino is here?
- Shut the fuck up.
We're having a
private conversation.
- So you mean we're not
going through with the plan.
- Well, I guess nothing
really changes, though.
- The person you're
stealing from is now here.
- That's true.
- Nothing changes.
- That's true.
- Nothing changes.
We stick with the plan.
- Okay. Well, should
someone say something
to Dr. Mendelbaum?
- If we say something
to Dr. Mendelbaum,
he probably doesn't know
who Quentin Tarantino is.
(dramatic music)
(Quentin crunches popcorn)
(audience applauds)
- How we doing tonight?
(audience applauds)
No, no, no, no, that
wasn't very good.
I'm gonna try that again.
I said, how are
we doing tonight?
- Woo!
(audience member whistles)
(audience applauds)
That's what I'm talking about!
We are here for a very,
very, very special screening
of none other than, can I
get a drum roll, please?
(audience stomps)
"Pulp Fiction"!
(audience cheers)
Yes!
But guess what?
This is not just any
ordinary old screening,
because we have been graced
by the legend himself.
The man who owns and
operates this theater.
Mr. Quentin Tarantino!
(audience cheers)
Quentin, love you man.
It's an honor.
Alright, guys.
You know the rules.
No talking, no cell phones.
Just enjoy.
Enjoy the movie.
Eddie.
Curtains.
Love you, Quentin.
(Quentin crunches popcorn)
- This is my first time
seeing this motion picture.
(Dr. Mendelbaum chuckles)
(Quentin slurps soda)
Let's all go to the lobby
(Quentin laughs)
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby
To get ourselves a treat
- Show time.
(dramatic music)
(Quentin slurps soda)
Okay, let's do this.
- So we're definitely doing it.
- Oh! Buckle up because
we're definitely doing this.
Whoa!
- I'm sorry, what
are you guys doing?
- What's your name, son?
- Me?
- No, the other
guy making popcorn,
you silly little goose.
- Joshua.
Never Josh.
It's a long story.
- It's a long story.
- Another long story.
- Okay, Joshua-never-Josh.
Point me in the direction
of your projection booth.
- Sure. It's right up there.
(suspenseful music)
- Let's go.
Get low.
Okay. No matter what
happens in there,
just know that we look
really good doing it.
- Agreed.
It fits you very nicely.
- It's sharp, right?
I think it brings up my eyes.
Also, I don't wanna
assume anything,
but we're best friends,
like the best friends
ever in the whole world.
And I'm just like really happy
that we're doing this together.
So.
(Jonathan sighs)
Okay. Ready to make history?
- Ready.
- Ready.
Okay, listen to me.
On the count of three.
- Okay.
- One.
- One.
- Two.
- Two.
- Three.
- Three.
- Smell that shit, Eddie.
- Smells like summer.
- Give us the fucking film reel
out of the god damn projector.
- What the fuck
did you just say?
- We're stealing the
fucking movie, man.
- We're stealing "Pulp Fiction."
Wow. That has a really
nice ring to it.
- It really does.
- You know he's gonna
fucking kill you.
- I told you I should have
brought the nunchucks.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's gonna fucking kill us?
- Who do you think dipshit?
- Quentin Taran-
- Shut the fuck up, Eddie.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
God damn it!
- Pull something
just standing up?
- Are you okay? Do
you need a doctor?
We know a doctor.
- He's a different
kind of doctor.
- Hit the red button, Eddie!
(alarm blares)
- [Announcer]
Please remain calm.
- What the fuck is going on?
- [Announcer]
Please remain calm.
(dramatic music)
Please remain calm.
- Give us the fucking movie!
- No!
- Fuck.
(alarm blares)
- You don't need
to shut the door.
- Have a nice night.
- Have a nice night?
You're dropping them!
You can't drop them!
(film reels clatter)
Steve! What are you doing?
(film reels clatter)
(alarm blares)
Out of the way!
Wrong way! Wrong way!
(dramatic music)
- Who the fuck is in my booth?
You don't fuck
around in my place.
You don't fuck
around with my film.
Stop right fucking there.
(dramatic music)
They're stealing my
fucking movie. Okay?
- Shame on you.
- Are we gonna dance around
like fucking school girls?
Or are you gonna tell me
what the fuck is going on?
- That's great.
Let's fucking run!
- I'm gonna fucking
kill you both!
(upbeat music)
(traffic rushes)
(doors slam)
(upbeat music continues)
(car honks)
(all panting)
- Oh god.
- Oh god, I think I'm gonna...
(Steve vomits)
(Steve coughs)
- What the fuck, Steve?
- Sorry. I think it
was just the adrenaline
mixed with not really eating.
- It's okay, buddy.
Did you get it all out though?
- It's fine.
Should we get some pie?
- Are you sure
you want some pie?
- Excuse me?
- You just threw up.
So maybe you wanna hold off?
- Hey, do you have any pie?
- What kind?
- Do you have apple pie?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Can we get three
apple pies please?
Thank you.
I got us three apple pies.
You guys like apple pie?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I really don't want
Quentin Tarantino to kill us.
- Come on, Quentin
Tarantino's not gonna kill us.
That would be a big
headline if that happened.
- [Jonathan] Thank you so much.
That looks really delicious.
- [Waitress] Anyone for schlag?
- He'll have a dollop.
(bell rings)
- I'm late.
I'm so sorry.
I got caught up
in what turned out
to be a pretty
advantageous negotiation
regarding some cinema pickles.
(gentle music)
I noticed you have dill pickles.
- We do.
- Huh?
Let me understand. It's
2.95 for a single pickle
and a dollar for
the jar of pickles.
- That's the deal
we have right now.
- Well, that's extraordinary.
Anyway. Look at us.
We did it!
Here we are!
We stole "Pulp Fiction."
You don't say that
every day, right?
I am ready for some chowder.
Who's with me?
Is something wrong?
Did I miss something?
- Just Jonathan getting
almost all of us killed.
- Yeah, that's true.
But we're alive now.
And that's, that's
really what's important,
don't you think?
- Yeah. I had a good
time with my blazer bros.
- Well, I appreciate
the sentiment, Steve
and Dr. Mendelbaum,
I'm grateful to you,
but I put everyone's
life at risk
and it wasn't worth it.
And I'm really, I'm sorry.
This was just a dumb,
dumb, stupid fucking idea.
- Stupid?
It was absurd.
- It's true. Mr. Tarantino
could have killed us.
But all I know is
that I had fun.
It's been a long time
since I've had fun.
So I think I owe you
a little something.
- I can't.
I can't do this.
This, this whole
thing was a mistake.
I appreciate it Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Really took you robbing
an entire movie theater
to figure that out?
- I didn't want to
say anything before,
but it was a huge
HIPPO violation,
me handing you this file.
- I think you mean HIPAA.
- Mhm.
HIPPO, HIPPA.
I realize this is a little
bit of an awkward moment,
but I'd really like to
get my share of the reels.
- Oh.
- It is an awkward
time, but, okay.
Do you have any ones
that are calling to you?
I kind of like five and six.
- You do?
You like five and six?
- Yeah.
- You didn't get to see
this part of the movie?
- No, not that part. No.
Ooh.
- Well, enjoy.
But do me a favor, guys.
Let's sleep on it.
Think about what we're
gonna do with this
and come back in the morning.
We can discuss. All right?
That goes for you
too, Elizabeth.
All right?
- You know, the puke
has gotten a little ripe
and it's kinda putting
me off the chowder plan.
- Yeah.
- So I think I'm just
gonna take my reels.
I'll take my dills
and head on home.
See your kids tomorrow.
Au revoir, homies.
- And then there were three.
(gentle music)
I'm going down
With a memory
- I'm thinking of asking
Elizabeth to the dance.
- What a lovely idea.
- Do you think she'll say yes?
- Why shouldn't she?
Such a good boy.
- What do you have
for me this week?
- "Pulp Fiction."
Annie, that's the way
Before the Silver Moon
that's the only way
Through the broken dreams
And the solemn days
(fire crackles)
Through the solemn days
(upbeat music)
- Look who decided to show up.
Forgetting something?
Where are your film reels?
- Oh, I burned them.
- What?
You better be fucking kidding!
You better be kidding me.
- She did say she
was going to do that.
- I thought you
were kidding around.
- I don't joke about
things like that.
- Oh, okay.
You know what, you
know what I could do?
I guess I'll just
call Quentin Tarantino
and I'll let him know.
Hey Quentin, guess what?
I only have three fourths
of your film reels.
Sorry man!
- Oh. So we're definitely
returning them?
- Well, that was
the plan, Steve.
But then Elizabeth here
decided to go ahead
and bend me over and fuck me.
- Oh, trust me, Jonathan,
it's the last thing
I would want to do.
- Jokes on you 'cause it's
the first thing you did.
- Well, I don't see Dr.
Mendelbaum's share of the reels
here either, so.
- I'd say I'm a little
ticked off about Mendelbaum.
I really thought he
was gonna show up.
Okay, here's the plan.
- Oh, great.
- Yummy.
Sorry, Jonathan, Elizabeth,
do you mind if I start eating?
It's piping hot.
- No, of course, Steve,
you worked up an appetite.
Yeah, but go slow.
You know how your tummy gets.
Alright, bud.
You on the other
hand, Elizabeth,
you're not gonna
eat a goddamn thing
'cause you didn't earn it.
Okay. I'm gonna tell the theater
to have Quentin meet us
here six o'clock tonight.
Trade off with Tarantino.
- We can't meet you, remember?
Because we have
that dance thing.
- What?
- I told you about it.
Remember I was gonna,
I was gonna ask
Elizabeth and then I did.
And so we're gonna go.
- Oh, you guys are going
to a do a dance together?
- Yeah. Is that okay, Jonathan?
- That's fine.
I'll just come here alone.
I'll just come here alone
and face Quentin
Tarantino by myself.
- Yeah, you should go alone.
- Yeah. That works
out perfectly.
- Great.
Everybody gets what
they want here.
Good.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Wow. Okay.
Do you wanna tell me
where this dance is?
Just in case, you
know, I need backup?
- Well, we'll be dancing,
but it's at the
Pillisdorf Social Club.
- Ooh, la la. Fancy. Fancy.
- Oh, do I need to wear a dress?
- Oh, yes. They have a
very formal dress code.
- Okay.
But you can borrow one
of my mom's dresses.
- Oh, no.
I'll just wear what
I wore last night.
- It was a very nice dress.
- Thank you.
- Your eyes really
popped in that dress.
- Okay. I need a ride home.
Hello, Mr. Tarantino.
QT!
Hello. What's up?
How, how are you?
I already know how you are.
You're mad.
Please don't hurt my family.
(upbeat music)
- Look at those hips.
(phone ringing)
Boop boop boop boop.
So sorry.
Aw.
(phone ringing)
Am I doing that right?
- Yes. Yes.
- Hi, Mrs. Steve, how are you?
Are you making Swedish food?
I can smell it from here.
Can you put Steve on?
Steve, listen.
I need you to make
the call, man.
I can't do this.
- Got phone fright?
- I guess so. Yeah.
- No problem.
I'll make the call.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
And also you need
to let him know-
- Hello?
Steve?
Steve?
(phone slams)
- Yes. Hi, Mr. Tarantino.
I'm the one who
stole "Pulp Fiction."
We'd like to return one
half of it back to you.
So please meet me at the
Brite Spot Diner at 6:00 PM.
I look forward to
seeing you there.
Oh, actually, I won't be
there, my friend Jonathan will.
I'm actually going to
this dance function.
Well, It's sort of more
like a dance gathering.
But yeah.
Thank you so much.
- You are very good
on the phone, Steven.
- Oh, I'm especially
good at voicemail.
(Steve's mom laughs)
(bright music)
(electricity crackles)
You're my guardian angel
In the heaven above
(upbeat music)
- This is actually really nice.
- Do you wanna get a drink?
- Okay.
- All right, Victor, no
scratches on the coffee-
Yes. You know I'm gonna tip you.
Oh, these are my good friends.
Brad. Brad. Brad.
- Hey Brad.
- They're very rich.
Oh, and I want you to be
my ex-girlfriend, Becky.
Hi Becky.
This is who I'm dating
now. Isn't she pretty?
Yeah. Okay, great.
Oh my God, Ralph!
(Steve mimics gunfire)
Good to see you!
Looking sharp!
- You literally
know every person.
- I do. Yeah.
- Steven, how are
you this evening?
- Oh, very good, Louis.
This is Elizabeth, my
date for the evening.
- Hi.
- Hello, Elizabeth.
- I like your mustache.
- Thank you.
You are in very good hands
tonight, with Steven.
He's quite the legend here.
- Is he?
- Oh yes.
Oh yes.
- Oh, Louis.
- Steven, Elizabeth?
- Dr. Mendelbaum!
(upbeat music)
- Holy shit.
- Oh, I'm sorry. This
is my wife Nancy.
The ship has docked
in a beautiful port.
(Dr. Mendelbaum laughs)
- It's so nice to meet you both.
- It is an honor to meet
you, Mrs. Mendelbaum.
- Oh, please, Nancy.
- Nice to meet you, Nancy.
- Oh, Dr. Mendelbaum's lips.
After all, we've been
through, what can I say?
We should be on a
first name basis too.
What is your first name?
- You know, no one has
ever asked me that before.
- No one's ever asked you
your first name before?
- Harvey.
It's Harvey.
- Harvey.
- From your lips to God's
ears, Harvey Mendelbaum.
- I had a feeling
there was something
going on between you two.
Well, we are going to go, boom.
Hit the dance floor.
(Mendelbaums laugh)
We'll see you too later.
- It was so nice to meet you.
- Good to meet you.
- Good to meet you.
- Did not expect lip injections
to be the thing that
saves his marriage.
- No. Me neither.
Seems to be working though.
- Yeah.
(Jonathan taps table)
(suspenseful music)
(clock ticks)
(dramatic music)
- Where the fuck is Jonathan?
- Holy fuck.
It's Quentin Tarantino.
- Oh, there he is.
The the dirty dog
shit mother fucker
that likes to steal
people's movies.
I'll tell you what,
I've had enough
and I'm here to get revenge.
You think you can
get away with it?
- No, no, no, no, no!
Please, please, please!
Please don't!
(waitress screams)
Oh fuck!
(dramatic music)
- You're gonna die, Jonathan.
Now!
(Jonathan screams)
- More coffee?
- Yes, please.
(soft music)
- Cheers.
Ah, it burns.
That was a-boot the
best thing of my life.
- Yeah, it was fun.
- Yoo-hoo.
Let's dance.
(salsa music)
(crowd claps)
- Absolute fucking legend.
(crowd cheers)
(gentle music)
- No fucking way.
Hi.
- Hi.
Do I know you?
- No. Well, I didn't
know you had an accent.
- Why would you?
- Right, right.
I don't....
You're sitting here alone. Huh?
You mind if I sit with you?
- Sure. Why not?
- Wow. I just had like
the craziest dream.
That was pretty wild.
I was like getting
annihilated by this guy.
Ugh. You ever have
a dream like that
where it just feels so
real and you don't know,
you know,
and you just kind of like, then
you just kind of snap back?
- Yeah. Like I daydream
and zoning out and all that.
- Yeah. I'm
Jonathan, by the way.
- I'm Rachel.
- Rachel.
- Yeah.
- That's a really pretty name.
- Thank you.
- You just seemed like you
were a little emotional
about something.
- Whatever.
Just had a hard week,
feeling alone and whatever.
All that stuff, I guess.
- I know what it's
like to feel alone.
I feel, I felt alone
tonight actually over there.
- This is gonna sound
probably really weird
and I probably
shouldn't even say it,
but my therapist told
me about this place
and I was just driving around.
Clearing my head and
thinking and drove past it.
And I said, "Oh yeah, I
remember he mentioned that."
And here I am. Here you are.
- Your therapist?
- Yeah.
What are those over there?
- Oh, those are just, uh...
- They kind of look
like film reels.
- Yeah. Yeah.
You got a good eye.
- I like movies.
- I like movies too.
That's crazy.
We both like movies.
- You like going to the movies
and doing the whole thing?
- Yeah. I don't do
popcorn right now
'cause I'm going through
ketosis right now.
- You're going to
a movie with me
you better order some popcorn
or I won't sit next to you.
- All right. Deal.
If you would go to
the movies with me,
I would give that all up.
I got a crazy idea.
I'm just gonna
throw this out here.
I know we don't know each other.
And I just sat down and eh,
but do you like to
dance by any chance?
- Yeah, I love to dance.
Who doesn't love to dance?
- There are people that
don't like to dance.
- Psychopaths.
- Okay. Well I'm
going to, this thing.
- It's a dance thing?
- It's a dance thing.
And you like to dance.
I like to dance.
Maybe we go dancing.
- That sounds pretty cool.
- It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
It's at the Pillisdorf
Social Club.
- Sounds pretty fancy.
- Oh yeah. Well,
I'm a fancy guy.
You know, as you can tell.
- I mean, I don't really
feel like I'm dressed
for something like that.
I mean, you think
it'd be okay if I wore
like just jeans and
a T-shirt like this?
- Wow. That's perfect.
- Really?
- You kidding me?
Let's get the fuck outta here.
What do you think?
- I think, I think that
sounds pretty good.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- All right.
- Oh, don't forget your reels.
- Yeah, I don't really,
I don't need 'em, actually.
- All right. Yeah.
It's good to let go.
- Good to let go.
After you.
- Thank you.
(salsa music)
This is really nice.
- It is, isn't it?
- Yeah. It's magical.
- You wanna, you wanna dance?
- I would love to.
- Alright, cool.
- I'm normally a lot taller.
(salsa music)
- Jonathan made it!
- Ugh, he survived.
Who's he dancing with?
- Is that?
- Filing cabinet.
(bright music)
- I think that's my therapist.
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
He wants to dance
He loves to dance
He's got to dance
Oh I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Oh I love to love
But there's no time
for our romance
No, no, no
Oh I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
The minute the family
gets to swinging
He's on his feet to dig in
And dance the night away
Stop, I'm spinning
like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if I had my way
Oh I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
He wants to dance
He loves to dance
He's got to dance
Oh I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Oh I love to love
But he won't give
my love a chance
No, no, no
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Stop, I'm spinning
like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if I have my way
Some night instead
of going downtown
We'll stay at
home and get down
To what I'm trying to say
I love to love
But my baby just loves
to dance, yeah yeah
Woo
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Yes, he does
Woo
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Yes, he does
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Yes, he does
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Yes, he does
(gentle music)
- Only half the
fucking reels, okay?
I'm gonna find you, Jonathan.
I'm gonna fucking find you, man.
It's a good pie.
Any chance you have schlag?
(upbeat music)
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
- So good.
- Mhm.
- I love sharing
a drink with you.
- I love sharing a
bowl with you, bud.
- So what do you think?
- I've been thinking about it.
- Mhm.
- And I don't think it's a pun.
It doesn't work.
- Wait, why not?
- You know, maybe if it's
said, "Aw shucks, were closed,"
and we also happen
to be an oyster bar.
- Okay, so just an oyster bar
named Aw Shucks Oyster Bar
isn't a pun?
- Isn't exactly a pun. No.
- Okay, gimme an example then.
- Let me paint you a picture
of a high quality business.
What does everybody
want and need?
- Oysters.
- Close.
I'll give you a hint.
You're breathing it.
Oxygen.
- Oh.
- Oxygen bars.
That's gonna be the
thing. You know?
Oxygen bars.
What else do people love?
- Sex.
- The Royal Family.
They can't get enough of it.
So combine these two ideas.
What do you get?
A royal themed
oxygen bar called?
(Jonathan taps table)
Air to the Throne.
- That's really good.
- Air spelled a A-I-R.
- That's even better!
- That's the kind of business
that could really make us
some fucking dough, dude.
- Something is clicking.
- Gentleman. Sunset Paradise.
My favorite.
- Thank you.
- [Ennis] Blue Lagoon,
I need a sip of that.
- You can take one, Ennis.
(Jonathan laughs)
You're the best.
- Anyways, I wanted to share
another business idea with you.
It's a non-pun business idea.
- Oh yeah. Hit me baby.
Hit me.
- Okay. I'm a little nervous.
I'm thinking of starting
a speakeasy movie theater.
- Okay. What's in the
back of the movie theater?
- A movie theater.
- So it's a movie theater,
but in the back there's
a secret movie theater?
- Exactly.
It would pretend to be
a regular movie theater
playing typical
blockbuster films,
but in the back it plays
more art house type stuff.
- Ooh, okay.
Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah. You like it?
- Yeah, I like that a lot.
- Oh good. 'Cause I'm
looking at a spot next week.
- Oh wow. You're really
serious about this.
- I'm putting my money
where my mouth is.
- Wow. Well, I'd like to add
some money to your mouth.
Get involved.
- Okay.
- One day we're gonna
hit the nail on the head
and it could be that.
- Yeah.
- I'm telling you.
Speaking of which buddy,
what do we got tonight?
A midnight screening.
We love a midnight
screening, don't we?
- I have a little bit
of a naughty idea.
- Oh, okay. Okay.
- This might be crossing a line.
So you just let me know.
- You don't have
to worry about, me.
I'm open to anything, Steve.
- If we wanted to, and
I'm not saying we should.
- Okay.
- But if we wanted to.
- Right?
- We could order
some chips and salsa.
- Steve, how many times I
gotta tell you this, bud?
I'm in a state of ketosis.
- How long do you have?
- That's not what
that means, pal.
Just means I'm on
a no carb diet.
- Oh.
- Oh shit.
We don't have that much time
actually, come to think of it.
We really should get going.
- Yoo-hoo!
- Ennis!
- Gentlemen, what
can I do for you?
- We gotta rush.
We actually gotta rush.
- Got a bed night
screening to catch.
- Oh, I love movies. How fun!
What are we gonna see?
(soft jazzy music)
(Jonathan exhales)
What the fuck?
(glasses clink)
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
- Guy's an asshole.
Did not know how
to move his foot.
- I thought you
weren't getting MTP.
(drum beats)
- What? When did I say that?
- You said you weren't
a no carb diet.
- Yeah, but it's the butter
that makes it unhealthy, Steve.
- No, but even without the
butter, it's still a carb.
- Steve, you have
so much to learn.
But I have so much
I wanna teach you.
- Can you pour some in my hand?
- No. I told you if
you wanted your own,
you should have gotten your own.
Don't look me with
those puppy eyes.
- Please?
- Steve.
No, don't.
(Steve whines)
You know you melt my little
heart when you do that.
Boop.
I will give you a small portion.
That's all you get.
- This definitely
has butter in it.
- Well, I told him
not to put any on it.
- I highly doubt that.
(upbeat music)
- And do you want
butter on that?
- Yeah. No shit.
No. I was stern with him.
(upbeat music)
(audience applauds)
- Woo!
- Watch and learn.
(microphone feedback)
How we doing tonight?
(audience applauds)
- Amazing!
- That's what I'm talking about.
I love that energy.
Because tonight we
are here for a very,
very special screening of none
other than drum roll, please.
"Pulp Fiction"!
(audience applauds)
"Pulp Fiction"!
(audience cheers)
"Pulp Fiction"!
But this is not just any
ordinary old screening
of "Pulp Fiction" because
we are lucky enough to have,
from the man himself, who
also happens to oh, what?
Own and operate this theater!
Mr. Quentin Tarantino's
personal 35 millimeter
print of "Pulp Fiction."
(audience applauds)
- Yeah!
- Okay.
Are you done?
- I'll give you a
few more for that.
That was good.
- Thank you.
In this theater, we
don't do talking.
No talking.
No talking.
Okay? No talking.
Eddie, open the fucking curtain.
(presenter laughs)
Eddie used to run track.
There it is.
(motor whirs)
Wow.
Usually doesn't take this long.
I'm just gonna kick this
shit out of the fucking way.
- I'm so fucking excited.
(upbeat music)
(projector whirs)
(Jonathan chuckles)
Let's all go to the lobby
Hey, do you think there's like
security guarding the movie?
- You think there's security
guarding a film print?
- Think about it. It's
Quentin's personal print,
it's gotta be worth something.
- I don't know. I haven't
really thought about it.
- No, you haven't
really thought about it.
That's why I'm asking
you to think about it
if you thought about it-
- Shh!
- Shh! It's enough!
This guy is so rude.
Fucking cuck.
We'll talk after.
- Okay.
Let's all go to the lobby
(upbeat music)
- Oh my God. The
ethos, the pesos!
- I think it's pathos.
- No, that's in Spain.
I'm talking about Mexico.
Oh my God! It's amazing!
- You can really see the
wear and tear on that print.
- Oh yeah. I know.
- It's 3 AM.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
- Yeah, let's do it.
(upbeat music)
Oh god.
These burgers are
so fucking good.
Tremendous. They never
disappointed, do they?
Steve, you only took a bite.
- Yeah. I shouldn't have
gotten Gorgonzola cheese on it.
- Why? You love Gorgonzola, pal.
- Flavor fatigue.
- Right.
- The first bite is so good
and then it just all
goes downhill from there.
- Well, yeah. You
wanna a bite of mine?
I got American on it.
Classic.
- It's okay.
- Alright, well, we're
getting a little sidetracked
'cause we have a lot to discuss.
This plan I got?
Not to toot my own horn,
but it's fucking genius.
- No, it's not a plan.
It's more like an idea.
- Yeah, but that's the
whole point, right?
The plan is the idea.
- I don't know what that means.
- Well, the idea is so good
that it doesn't
even need a plan.
- I'm still not getting it.
- Okay. Okay. Look,
I'm a Quentin fan.
You're a Quentin fan.
- We're both Quentin fans.
- Exactly.
And tonight, what did we see?
We saw Quentin
Tarantino's 35 millimeter
personal print of
"Pulp Fiction"!
It was so good, huh?
- Yeah. It was so good.
- It was so good!
I know, I know.
So let me paint you a picture
you pretty, pretty boy.
Look at this here, right?
This Saturday, they're
doing another screening.
I'm thinking you and
me, we go in there.
- More coffee?
- Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.
(coffee pours)
- More coffee?
- Yeah.
- Cream and sugar?
- No, I'm okay. Just
black please for me.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
Yeah, I like it neat.
(waitress chuckles)
(Jonathan chuckles)
Okay. So as I was saying-
- You wanna steal
"Pulp Fiction"?
- Yes! Yes, bud.
You gotta keep it down, though.
We don't want anybody
else to get the-
- Steal "Pulp Fiction"?
- "Pulp Fiction"!
Because think about it,
nobody would ever think
to steal a film print.
Nobody's gonna be
guarding that booth.
No security.
Low risk, high reward.
We just fucking go in
there, boom, bang, pow.
Fucking in and out. Job done.
- You're right.
- We go in there.
Right? We're all cool.
We're all slick.
Nobody's thinking anything.
We say, "Give the
fucking movie, man.
Gimme the fucking movie.
Put the fucking film
in the bag, bitch."
(Steve mimics gunfire)
Don't shoot. Don't.
Steve. Steve.
Definitely don't fire
at them like that.
You can't do that here.
You can't. But that's good.
I love the energy.
- I'm feeling it.
- That's what I'm
fucking talking about.
- Let's go tonight!
- Yeah.
- Check!
- Nope, not yet. Not yet.
We're fine.
We don't need the check.
Good, Steve.
- Why not tonight?
- Because we gotta,
we gotta work out
a few of the kinks.
Like I said, it's almost
a fully baked plan,
but we still gotta a little
bit of things to work out.
But I love your excitement.
(both chuckle)
What I'm thinking is-
- We need a third.
- Right on.
You are on fucking
fire tonight, Steve.
You know what? I love that!
I feel like our brains
are fucking melding.
We're symbiotic. You know?
Just, before, I'm gonna
finish my sentence,
I feel like, you
know what I'm gonna-
- I'm gonna say your sentence.
- Yeah. Fuck yeah.
So I think the third, we just,
we need a watchdog, you know?
(Steve barks)
Yeah. There he is.
There's my boy.
Gimme paw. Gimme paw.
Good, good, good.
Play dead.
(Jonathan snaps)
Wake up. Here's a treat.
(Steve pants)
Good boy.
Yeah, that's a good boy.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bad boy. Bad boy.
Settle, settle, settle.
The thing is, I can
only think of one person
with big balls hairy enough
to pull this shit off.
But her Quentin views, they
don't exactly align with ours.
- Elizabeth.
- Yes, Elizabeth!
Yeah.
- There's no harm in asking.
- Agreed.
So you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna meet her
here tomorrow for lunch
and we can discuss everything.
- Why not breakfast?
- I got Dr. Mendelbaum.
- I can't do lunch.
- Why not?
- Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Right, yeah.
You know, he texted me that
he's got this new office.
I don't know how I feel about
changing locations like that.
- Yeah. I haven't been
to the new spot either,
but it's good to change it up.
- You know, I really
struggle with that,
but that's why I'm seeing him.
- Yeah. Me and Dr. Mendelbaum
worked through that already.
- Well, that's good.
How's it going?
- Yeah. Good.
It's all related to my dad.
- Yeah, I figured as much.
- They found his
body, by the way.
- Oh good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, let's meet for
happy hour tomorrow,
we can discuss the
rest of the plan.
Sound good?
- Okay. K.I.T.
- K.I.T.
(upbeat music)
Check!
(gong bangs)
(gentle music)
- Right! Left!
Right! Left!
Right! Left!
Right! Left!
Right!
Keep doing it.
Watch this.
(instructor yells)
(page crinkles)
(bright music)
When you cross my path
I was hoping I
could make it last
I've been waiting so long
- Jonathan?
For something so sweet
I've been waiting
- Jonathan?
- Huh? Yep.
- Ready for you.
Ah, righty.
I apologize for the
change of location.
You know, you'd be surprised,
it's a lot cheaper to
work out of the back
of a karate studio.
- [Instructor] Cut!
Cut!
Watch this!
- Not surprised.
- Oh, I was surprised.
Anyway, you seem to be
deep in a thought there.
Would you say that's accurate?
- Oh yeah, Dr. Mendelbaum.
That is very accurate.
- Would you care to explore
that deep thought, Jonathan?
- You know, I think
it might be too deep
and potentially a conflict
of interest, actually.
(gentle music)
- Well, if you let me, I'd
like to get out my hiking gear
and put on my big heavy
coat with the hood
and the fleece lining
and put on my big heavy
boots with the deep tread
and climb down into your
hole of deep thoughts
and pluck out whatever
the heck is in there.
- Okay? Yeah, well I was-
- And I would hope that,
that you would do
the same for me.
You know, you'd climb
down into my hole
and do what you
could down there.
You know, sometimes my patients,
they forget that doctors
have problems too.
- Are you having some
problems, Dr. Mendelbaum?
- No. No.
Hey, listen, we don't
need to get into,
hey, you know what?
A silly idea.
Why don't we,
why don't we change
places for a few minutes,
you know, just a few minutes.
- You wanna switch chairs?
- Yeah.
I mean, I'm not gonna
charge you for it, also.
I am running just a bit
low on cash right now.
- Huh?
Um, okay.
But I do, I have a brunch
actually I have to get to,
so I might have to hurry it up.
- I love brunch.
Where will you be dining?
- It's called the
Brite Spot Diner.
- Right.
- You writing that down?
- Yeah.
- What do you put
in those files?
- Well, just between you and me,
I don't really write that much.
It's mostly patient
contact info,
best ways to get in touch,
and occasionally
tips on good places
to eat for dinner or brunch.
Well, up and at 'em, here we go.
- So, Dr. Mendelbaum,
what brings you in today?
- Oh, you are very good at this.
(doors bang)
- What the fuck just happened?
(upbeat music)
Elizabeth, thank you for
meeting me here today.
Wouldn't have invited you
if it wasn't of the
utmost importance.
This is a time sensitive,
highly confidential,
urgent mission,
and you have been
chosen for the job.
I think that's too dramatic.
Good to see you.
Good to see you is good.
That always works.
Good to see you, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth. It's a pleasure.
- What's up, Jonathan?
- What's up, Elizabeth?
So I'm gonna cut
right to the chase.
- Yeah, cut to it.
- You know, I'm a big
Quentin fan, right?
- Tarantino?
- Know any other Quentins?
- Yeah, I do actually.
And I would say big fan
is an understatement.
- Well, he
revolutionized cinema.
Sorry about that.
Not really sure why
you dislike him.
- Well, he is misogynistic,
foot fetishist freak
who doesn't even let the
women in his film speak?
- La la la.
Wow. Not a funny joke.
- I wasn't joking.
- Well-
- Coffee?
- Oh yes. Thank you so much.
(coffee pours)
- More coffee, honey?
- Yes, please.
(coffee pours)
- What I was saying was...
- What? What am I looking at?
- Quentin's owned
and operated cinema
is doing a screening
of, drum roll please,
"Pulp Fiction" this Saturday.
- I don't care. I'm
not going to that.
- I'm not asking you to go.
I'm asking you to attend.
- What is the difference?
- You know what?
This was a mistake.
I shouldn't have included you.
I wanted to include you
in something special
but maybe this
whole idea was just,
it was, it was bad.
- Just tell me what's going on.
I drove all the way out here.
- Okay, fine. I wanna
steal "Pulp Fiction."
- What?
- I wanna steal "Pulp Fiction."
- No, I heard you.
What? You wanna
steal "Pulp Fiction"?
- Shh!
Keep it the fuck down.
- What are you gonna do with it?
- Are you familiar with gold?
- Yes, I'm familiar with gold.
- It's as valuable as gold.
- Let me guess.
Steve is in on this too?
- Yeah.
Mhm. And we want
you to be our third.
- Why?
- 'Cause you're the only
one who has as much passion
about QT as me and him.
It just so happens to be
in the opposite direction.
- Did you rehearse that?
- Yeah. I did.
- Do you have a plan?
- Oh, I got a plan, but
I can't reveal it now.
This is too public of a place.
6:00 PM tonight.
You, me, Steve. Happy hour.
You'll meet us there
and we'll discuss.
Can we get the check?
(jazz music)
Think there's a lot
of sugar in this?
- No.
- Natural, right?
It's real fruit?
- You're slim and trim.
You can handle some sugar.
- Oh, you flatter me so.
So whatever happened
with Dr. Mendelbaum?
- Oh, I think he's
having marital problems.
- Yeah, he kind of
alluded to that with me.
Did he say it to you directly?
- More or less.
- We seem to be having
some marital problems.
(bright music)
- And how does
that make you feel?
- Fuck, something's
going on with this guy.
- Well, he just needs
someone to talk to.
- To be frank, I don't
have the wherewithal
to worry about the mental state
of my fucking
therapist, you know?
- Okay. Jonathan, I'm
gonna stop you right there,
because therapists
have feelings too.
Where's Elizabeth?
(dramatic music)
(Elizabeth sighs)
- Kill me now.
(Jonathan claps)
- The queen has arrived.
All hail.
- Happy to have you
onboard, Elizabeth.
- I haven't agreed to
anything yet, Steve.
- 45 minutes we waited here.
Do you know that?
- I need a drink.
- Oh, I could use a refill too.
Yoo-hoo!
Yoo-hoo!
- Can I help you, sir?
- Hi. Could I get
another Sunset Paradise?
- Sunset Paradise. Got you.
And you, sir?
- I'm gonna do a
Blue Lagoon, neat.
Umbrella on the side.
- Dig it.
And for the lady.
What can I get for you?
- Can I get a vodka soda?
- Alright, I'll be
back with those.
- Alright guys, we don't
have much time to waste.
Saturday. Big day.
It's fucking going down.
- And why does it need
to be on Saturday?
- Because Elizabeth,
"Pulp Fiction" screenings
happen twice annually.
- Annually?
- It means yearly.
- Yeah, I know what it means.
- Oh, do you?
Then why'd you fucking ask me?
- Okay. Enough, you two.
Enough.
- Look, Steve's
getting all upset.
He's got high blood pressure.
- Anyways, I was calculating
how we'll divide the
reels evenly amongst us,
kind of up all night
crunching the numbers.
- Thirds. We'd split
it up into thirds.
- Yeah. So I think one third.
One third.
One third.
- How fascinating.
- Do you know what
you're gonna do
with your share, Elizabeth?
- I'm gonna burn them.
- Oh, fun.
(Jonathan chuckles)
- What a fucking thing to say.
Well, I know you're joking,
so we're gonna press on.
- I am not joking.
- I think she's being serious.
- You're not serious?
- You said I could do
whatever I want with them.
What are you gonna
do with yours?
Do you even own a projector?
- Wow. Ouch.
You're one to talk
Elizabeth about projecting.
- I actually own a projector.
(Elizabeth sighs)
- Alright, let's get
it together here.
Okay, guys, what we need
to do is a practice heist.
We need to warm up just
to get our feet wet.
I don't wanna get mine dripping
wet, just up to the calf.
- Agreed.
I'm actually a heist virgin.
About the only thing I'm
a virgin in these days,
you know what I mean?
Because I did anal
last week, so.
(Jonathan slurps drink)
- Gentlemen.
And lady, your drinks.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- So you wanna steal
two things now?
- Oh my God, Elizabeth.
Yes. We wanna steal two things.
Is this what you do?
You come in with such a
fucking nasty little attitude.
- I like the attitude.
- Do you, Steve?
Well, whose side are you on pal?
- I'm a team player
- And I'm the coach.
- And I hate you both.
- Well, you're gonna sit on
the bench with that attitude,
aren't you?
Okay, I'm gonna pick everybody
up tomorrow at 9:00 PM sharp.
Steve, I'm gonna need
you to bring a few masks
and a bunch of hammers.
You got it?
Elizabeth, you're
gonna show up on time.
Okay? Let's confirm the plan.
- Confirmed.
- Confirmed.
Elizabeth?
- Confirmed.
- Okay! K.I.T.
- K.I.T!
- Check please!
(jazz music)
Okay, Steve, gimme
the goods, baby.
- Okay, so I got us some masks.
I'll start with myself.
I'm gonna go with the
duck mask tonight.
And if any of you
do wanna wear it,
I have a very strong argument
for why I should wear it.
- Okay. What's your argument?
- I love ducks.
- That feels good enough to me.
- Okay.
And then Jonathan, for you-
- I really hope it's a squirrel.
- It's a squirrel.
- Oh!
- You like it?
- You're the best bud.
- And then Elizabeth, you're
the goat for obvious reasons.
- Aw, thanks Steve.
- Can't shut up.
Constantly chewing.
- And here's our weapon.
We can use this side to just
smash into someone's skull.
- Oh my God.
- And then if they're
really misbehaving,
you can use this side.
You, Jonathan, pull
their head back.
Elizabeth, you hold
their mouth down.
- The fuck, Steve.
- I shove this on the upper jaw
and I just start
pulling teeth out.
- Okay. Wow.
Lot to process there.
Anyway, Steve, you got more
than one hammer or what?
- Oh, yeah. I thought
we could all share.
- Okay.
- I think that's a
great idea, Steve.
- It's a bad idea, Steve,
but Elizabeth would
think it was a good one.
- Well, maybe you should
have brought the goods then.
- Well, I was a little bit busy.
- Oh, yeah.
Doing what exactly?
- I was doing a stakeout,
if you must know.
- Oh, yum!
- Not a barbecue, Steve.
It was, you know, nevermind.
Forget it.
- Oh, no, Jonathan,
please tell us what
you were staking out.
- Not much to talk about. Okay?
I was staking out and
I was looking out,
taking in the location.
What did you do tonight? Huh?
Anything productive?
- What did I do today?
Oh, I got my nails done.
- Oh, I was gonna say,
I really like the color.
- Oh, thank you.
- You got your
fucking nails done?
- Yeah. Is that okay, Jonathan?
That I got my nails done?
- No, because now
the authorities
are gonna be able to spot
you from a mile away.
- Can I ask where did
you get your nails done?
Because I've been
looking for a new spot.
- Oh, I'll take you
to my place one day.
- Fuck yeah.
- Are we done?
Are we fucking done?
Elizabeth, I'm gonna
need you to stay in here
with your new nails and
your nasty little attitude.
If anything goes down, you're
gonna contact me on this.
It's a pager.
This is how you open it,
and that is how you close it.
- Or I could just text you.
- You cannot text.
That's how they'll trace us.
It's very important
that you understand me.
And thank you, by the way.
I'm sorry if I said something
rude things about you.
You know, I don't mean them.
You just, you get under my skin.
You get under my skin.
You're unappreciative
and you lack empathy.
Alright. You ready?
- Quack. Quack.
- Squirrel. Squirrel.
(car doors slam)
- [Steve] Uh, how are we
supposed to get in again?
- [Jonathan] Just gonna
give it my full body weight.
Ready?
Three, two.
(door thuds)
Fuck.
Oh God.
On no.
Oh, I think it's...
Maybe if you push me into it.
- [Steve] Okay.
- [Jonathan] Push me into it.
- Absolute idiots.
(upbeat music)
- [Jonathan] It's hard
to see with the mask.
- [Steve] This doesn't
seem to be working.
- [Jonathan] No. You know what?
I think I just need to some
time to think about it.
Okay?
Fuck! I'm so sorry.
I'll never do
anything bad again.
- [Steve] Oh, hey, Elizabeth.
- [Jonathan]
Elizabeth, god damn it,
get that fucking
flashlight outta my eyes.
You're blinding me.
I thought I told you
to wait in the car.
- I climbed in
through the window.
- [Jonathan] Yeah. Well, next
time you wait in the car.
- Copy that.
- [Jonathan] Put the
nunchucks down, Steve.
- [Steve] These could be
good to have for the heist.
- [Jonathan] Don't
touch anything, pal.
Oh shit.
Intruder!
Eyes! Throat!
Chest!
Fuck.
Wait guys, it's not a real guy.
- [Steve] Whoa,
look at the door.
I'm assuming this
door is locked too.
- [Jonathan] Yeah,
I can see that.
Okay. I need to brainstorm.
Gimme a few minutes to think.
All right?
What are you doing?
What are you fucking doing?
- [Steve] Oh, wow. It
was open the whole time.
- After you.
(upbeat music)
- [Steve] Jonathan,
the safe is over here.
- [Jonathan] Yeah,
Steve. Thanks, bud.
I'm just gonna focus on
the filing cabinet. Okay?
- [Steve] You know what?
It's kind of funny.
This fake heist feels more
illegal than the real one.
- [Jonathan] Oh,
illegal's illegal, Steve.
- That's definitely not true.
- [Jonathan] I
definitely don't need
that fucking tone from you.
- Okay. I'm going outside.
- [Jonathan] Okay.
Well, you're supposed to go
outside the whole fucking time.
- Okay.
- [Jonathan] Oh,
don't "Okay" me.
- Okay.
(metal bangs)
- [Steve] Jonathan,
why is there a blanket
and pillow on the couch?
(Elizabeth sighs)
(upbeat music)
From sun up, sun down
We get money,
money, money, money
Money, money, money, money
From sun up, sun
(phone ringing)
- [Steve] Oh, wait,
that's the signal.
- [Jonathan] Shh! I know it.
- [Steve] What do we do?
- [Jonathan] Put
everything back. Okay?
- [Steve] Oh, I
couldn't open it.
- [Jonathan] Okay.
Shit. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
God damn it, I don't
know what to do.
- [Steve] I'm gonna
take my mask off.
- [Jonathan] Wait, no, no, no!
Why would you take
your mask off?
Leave your mask on!
What are you doing, bud?
- Oh, that feels good.
I feel like we
look like robbers.
- Yes, that's
exactly to the point!
We're fucking robbers.
Why would we-
Wait, you're right.
Steve, you're fucking brilliant.
That's a great idea.
(doors bang)
- Hello?
Hello?
Oh my!
Oh my gosh!
(Dr. Mendelbaum speaking
in foreign language)
Steven!
- Hi, Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Jonathan!
Hey.
Wow!
- [Jonathan] That's crazy.
- What are you doing here?
- Small world.
- What are you doing
here, Dr. Mendelbaum?
- Well, this is my office
and sometimes I loan it
out as a karate studio,
but primarily this is my office.
- Right? Right!
- Yeah. Plus I'm
gonna have my dinner,
got myself an entire
rotisserie chicken
and a pickle on sale.
- You're eating
that at the office?
- Well, the long answer is yes.
- That's the long answer?
- So what do you
fellas doing here?
Can I help you with something?
- Oh, well, it's, you know,
it's the funniest thing.
You know, Steve and
I, we were looking
to get into the martial arts
and we thought, oh,
there's a dojo nearby.
And so we just thought
we'd pop around,
poke around a bit.
- Well, karate is an
excellent exercise
for the body and the mind.
But I'm more concerned about
why you're here in the
middle of the night.
- Well, Dr. Mendelbaum, I feel
like we should be concerned
with you about your
marital problems.
- That is classified
confidential information.
- That's a bit
redundant, I think.
- Oh, I was curious if the
patient doctor confidentiality
went both ways.
- It absolutely does.
- Okay. Well, you know what?
We actually have to go,
but it was so good bumping
into you, Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Um, why do you have
masks in your pockets?
(upbeat music)
- Oh!
- Oh, that's a little
personal, Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Is this, this is the thing.
This is the thing, right?
What's going on with you, Steve?
- Well, I have this sort of
exciting event on the horizon.
- Oh my God.
So, you guys robbing something?
Am I being robbed?
- No. Well, this is just a
practice for the big event.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Which is, in fact,
it's a robbery!
We are gonna be robbing
something very valuable.
This is just a
practice, you know?
'Cause practice makes perfect.
- Mm. I gotta stop
you there, Steven.
Practice makes progress.
We should never
strive for perfection
unless that's your word
in the spelling bee.
(Steve laughs)
My grandmother said that.
She was a very, very
good speller, B-T-W.
(Dr. Mendelbaum chuckles)
Anyway, I'm off the subject.
What's the big kahunga?
Bunga? Kahuna munga?
- No kahuna bunga to
speak of, actually,
we were just about
to head out, O-W-T.
Out. So we're gonna,
we're gonna go.
- No, you're not.
- I'm sorry?
- No. Whatever it is
that you're both up to,
I want in.
- What?
- Yeah, baby!
Yeah.
I've been doing some
research into the thing
that I need money for.
And it is no stroll in the park,
financially speaking.
So anyway, what
are you guys up to?
What do I have to do though?
Do I need to audition?
(Dr. Mendelbaum laughs)
- You're a very good dancer.
- Please.
Seriously, what, what,
what, what do I have to do here?
- Dr. Mendelbaum, how badly
do you need this money?
- I would do anything
to win back my wife.
- Well, if we're gonna
cut you in on this deal,
we might need a little
something in exchange.
- What are you talking about?
- Would you be
willing to violate
that pesky little doctor patient
confidentiality agreement?
- Where are you going with this?
- I need a file.
- You need a file?
- In your filing cabinet.
- My filing cabinet?
- Yes. Your filing cabinet.
- Is it your file?
- No, it is not my file
but it is a file.
- It's a file.
Whose file is it?
- The woman I love is inside
of your filing cabinet.
- She fits inside
a filing cabinet?
- Now, Steve, her file fits
inside the filing cabinet
and in her file are her favorite
brunch and coffee spots.
And I wanna bump into her
there accidentally one day.
Just by coincidence.
(romantic music)
- The things people do for love.
- Ain't that the truth?
- So what are we stealing?
- Have you ever
seen "Pulp Fiction"?
(upbeat music)
- [Steve] You think Dr.
Mendelbaum is gonna finish
the whole chicken?
- I think so, Steve.
We can get our own food, bud.
- What happened?
(Steve yells)
- Steve, you already
knew she was in the car.
- Oh, sorry, I forgot.
Hi, Elizabeth.
Dr. Mendelbaum is
joining our heist.
- Excuse me?
- Dr. Mendelbaum is going
through a real rough patch.
Okay.
He's struggling with
a lot of financial
and marital woes at the moment.
So we're cutting
him in on the deal.
- You're joking?
- Yeah.
Well, he needs the money
to win his wife back.
- Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to wrap
my head around this.
- Okay. Elizabeth, I'm gonna
need you to do your damnedest
to wrap your tiny little
peanut head around it,
because Dr. Mendelbaum
is gonna split the
reels with us four ways.
- Yeah. He knows a guy
on the black market
to sell the reels to.
- What do you think he's
actually using the money for?
- I don't know, but I'm very
intrigued by what it could be.
- I don't know what it is,
but honestly, I
don't give a fuck
as long as he comes through
on his end of the deal.
- The quid pro quo.
- Quid pro quo.
- Quid pro quo?
- Quid pro quo.
- Quid pro quo.
- It's basically an agreement
between parties of
two or more where-
- Yeah, I know what
it means, Steve.
I'm just wondering what we're
getting from Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Love.
- Love?
- You heard me.
Love.
There's a file in his
filing cabinet that I need,
and inside of it is the
most beautiful woman
in the whole world.
- At first I thought she fit
inside the filing cabinet.
- He did.
- But it turns out it's only
her favorite brunch spot
that's in there.
- Her favorite brunch spot?
Fucking moron.
- I know. Okay.
I know, I knew you
were gonna say that,
but you have to understand
that when I saw her
in the waiting room,
the whole world stopped.
(romantic music)
It was the first
time in my whole life
that I felt like there was
something bigger than myself,
a greater reason for me
to even be on this planet.
And I realized that feeling,
that's love.
I know you wouldn't
understand it
because you're a
frigid, nasty woman.
Just a void where
a heart should be.
But I pray that one day
you gain empathy
so that you know
that love makes you do
fucking crazy things.
You know?
- Just take me home.
- Okay.
So you're in though?
You're still in?
All right. You don't say
anything, I'm gonna assume.
All right. She's in.
(Jonathan chuckles)
(car engine starts)
Alright.
(dramatic music)
(eagle caws)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
(racket thuds)
I love that we don't get
competitive when we play.
- Yeah, I was very relaxed.
- It's nice.
(both sigh)
- You played so
good today, Steve.
- Yeah. Thanks.
I'm actually, I think I'm
just feeling the rhythm
with tomorrow being
the big night and all.
- Oh God. Tomorrow's
the big night.
I'm actually a little,
I got those butterflies.
I'm a little nervous.
- I really wanna look
tasty for Elizabeth.
- I'm sorry?
- Do you know if
she's seeing anyone?
- Elizabeth?
- Mhm.
I'm not asking for myself.
I'm asking for Dr. Mendelbaum.
I'm asking for myself.
I've been taking salsa lessons.
- [Jonathan] Yeah.
- And I've been
thinking of asking her
to this dance thing soon.
- That's very good.
- Yeah.
I think the lessons
are really paying off.
- I can see that.
I'm thinking about it
and I don't know that
that's such a good idea.
You know, she might say no,
considering we're
friends and all that.
You wouldn't wanna break up
the chemistry of the trio.
Not to mention you're mixing
business and pleasure.
- Okay. Well, why don't
you think aboot it
and then let me know.
- Okay.
- Kinda soon, because
it is on Sunday night.
- Did you say aboot?
- I read somewhere
that girls are
attracted to Canadians.
- Why do you read this stuff?
- Oh, my mom got me this book.
"How to Be a Better Man
in the Digital Age."
- What's she learning
about in this book?
- It basically says that
if you stare at a girl
and then look directly
at her right ear,
it has to be the right ear,
and then slowly move towards it,
it's a foolproof
plan to make out.
- Well, that can't be true,
I don't think.
(romantic music)
Well, what, what are you,
what, what, what, what,
what's happening here?
- I think it only
works on women.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- I was gonna pick up my blazer
from the Pillisdorf Pro Shop.
You know, they sell
the blazers there too.
- Is this your way
of inviting me?
- Mhm.
- Well, color me horny. I'm in.
- Oh, great. I would love that.
- Oh, we're gonna
look chic as fuck.
- I feel like we should
invite Dr. Mendelbaum too.
I'm sure he would like
to look chic as well.
- Yeah.
(gentle music)
- I think it looks really good.
- That's fantastic.
That is great.
What kind of a style
or a fit is that?
- Classic Italiano.
Just like me.
- Oh, magnifico.
Do you have a a blazer
like that for me?
- Si, si, I should, I should.
Lemme check.
What's the special
occasion, huh?
- Oh, we're robbing
a movie theater.
It's very exciting.
- No, no, no.
Bar mitzvah.
- You need a blazer too, huh?
- Si, si.
- Oh, yes.
- We need the exact same kind.
We're the Blazer Brothers.
Isn't that right, Steven?
- The B.B.s!
- A trio?
- That's right. Dr.
Mendelbaum, the B.B.s.
- Yeah.
- Let me bring options out. Huh?
- Grazie mille.
- I think we totally got the
Bar Mitzvah thing by him.
- Hey, B.B.s, do you think
Elizabeth will like this color?
- Steven, that's
the wrong question.
You wanna be asking,
do you like this color?
- Well, I like it
if she likes it.
- No, see, you want
to present yourself
as fully who you are.
You wanna say, this is
the blue that I chose.
I like it.
- Okay. I'll practice.
- All right.
- Elizabeth, you look beautiful.
I'll be whatever
you want me to be.
I'll change everything
about myself.
- Okay. That's the
other way to go.
- But let's stay
on track. You know?
We gotta keep our
eyes on the prize.
- All right. I like his focus.
Yes. Eyes on the prize.
The heist.
- Heist. Heist.
He's talking about
a Bar Mitzvah.
- Oh, yeah.
Oh!
- Blazer Brothers.
- Oh, ah.
- Yes. This is bellissima.
- Bellissimo.
- Bellissi-mama, yes.
Mamacita, yeah.
Gimme me all the reels.
- Nope, nope.
- Gimme-
- Let's not do that right here.
Let's not do that.
Oh, yeah.
Holy shit.
- Wow. You look great, Steve.
(upbeat music)
- I look good, right?
You look good!
- Give me the fucking reels!
Give me the reels!
(Jonathan yells)
(Dr. Mendelbaum yelps)
- Get your head in
the fucking game!
- Let's do this.
(doorbell rings)
- Let's steal this
fucking movie.
(upbeat music)
Oh shit. I forgot to put
quarters in the meter.
You guys got any change on you?
- I only have cash.
- Okay.
- Oh! I've got quarters.
I found a stash of loose
change in the back seat.
- Look at that.
Would you believe it?
- Yeah. We'll call it even
for the blazers.
- At this hour, I don't
think you even need to pay
for the meter.
- That's true. Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I will hang on to that.
Let's get to it.
- All right, I'll
go find our seats.
- I'll go with him.
- And I don't know you people.
- He touched my butt.
- Yeah.
- Okay. I'm gonna get popcorn.
You guys want anything?
- Oh, no, no.
I'm not doing carbs right now.
- All right. Well, it's the
butter that makes it un-
Don't, don't worry about it.
You guys enjoy.
I'll just be waiting
on this bullshit line.
Let's hurry up!
Fucking sucks.
Seriously.
- So sorry.
Just gonna pass over.
Thank you.
Very sweet.
Hi. Thank you.
Hi.
(Dr. Mendelbaum
crunches popcorn)
- I think Dr. Mendelbaum forgot
he isn't supposed to know us.
- Seems that way.
- Yeah. Can I get a
popcorn and a medium soda?
(dramatic music)
- Holy shit.
(drums beat)
Excuse me.
Move your goddamn feet.
You are not going to
believe who's here.
- I give up.
- Shh!
- Are you on a no carb diet too?
- No.
Quentin Tarantino
is in the building.
- Quentin?
- Yes.
- Quentin Tarantino is here?
- Shh! That's what I'm
fucking saying to you!
Quentin Tarantino is
ordering popcorn right now!
- Did he get a butter
on his popcorn?
- I'm sorry.
I'm so, I'm sorry.
Did you say Quentin
Tarantino is here?
- Shut the fuck up.
We're having a
private conversation.
- So you mean we're not
going through with the plan.
- Well, I guess nothing
really changes, though.
- The person you're
stealing from is now here.
- That's true.
- Nothing changes.
- That's true.
- Nothing changes.
We stick with the plan.
- Okay. Well, should
someone say something
to Dr. Mendelbaum?
- If we say something
to Dr. Mendelbaum,
he probably doesn't know
who Quentin Tarantino is.
(dramatic music)
(Quentin crunches popcorn)
(audience applauds)
- How we doing tonight?
(audience applauds)
No, no, no, no, that
wasn't very good.
I'm gonna try that again.
I said, how are
we doing tonight?
- Woo!
(audience member whistles)
(audience applauds)
That's what I'm talking about!
We are here for a very,
very, very special screening
of none other than, can I
get a drum roll, please?
(audience stomps)
"Pulp Fiction"!
(audience cheers)
Yes!
But guess what?
This is not just any
ordinary old screening,
because we have been graced
by the legend himself.
The man who owns and
operates this theater.
Mr. Quentin Tarantino!
(audience cheers)
Quentin, love you man.
It's an honor.
Alright, guys.
You know the rules.
No talking, no cell phones.
Just enjoy.
Enjoy the movie.
Eddie.
Curtains.
Love you, Quentin.
(Quentin crunches popcorn)
- This is my first time
seeing this motion picture.
(Dr. Mendelbaum chuckles)
(Quentin slurps soda)
Let's all go to the lobby
(Quentin laughs)
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby
To get ourselves a treat
- Show time.
(dramatic music)
(Quentin slurps soda)
Okay, let's do this.
- So we're definitely doing it.
- Oh! Buckle up because
we're definitely doing this.
Whoa!
- I'm sorry, what
are you guys doing?
- What's your name, son?
- Me?
- No, the other
guy making popcorn,
you silly little goose.
- Joshua.
Never Josh.
It's a long story.
- It's a long story.
- Another long story.
- Okay, Joshua-never-Josh.
Point me in the direction
of your projection booth.
- Sure. It's right up there.
(suspenseful music)
- Let's go.
Get low.
Okay. No matter what
happens in there,
just know that we look
really good doing it.
- Agreed.
It fits you very nicely.
- It's sharp, right?
I think it brings up my eyes.
Also, I don't wanna
assume anything,
but we're best friends,
like the best friends
ever in the whole world.
And I'm just like really happy
that we're doing this together.
So.
(Jonathan sighs)
Okay. Ready to make history?
- Ready.
- Ready.
Okay, listen to me.
On the count of three.
- Okay.
- One.
- One.
- Two.
- Two.
- Three.
- Three.
- Smell that shit, Eddie.
- Smells like summer.
- Give us the fucking film reel
out of the god damn projector.
- What the fuck
did you just say?
- We're stealing the
fucking movie, man.
- We're stealing "Pulp Fiction."
Wow. That has a really
nice ring to it.
- It really does.
- You know he's gonna
fucking kill you.
- I told you I should have
brought the nunchucks.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's gonna fucking kill us?
- Who do you think dipshit?
- Quentin Taran-
- Shut the fuck up, Eddie.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
God damn it!
- Pull something
just standing up?
- Are you okay? Do
you need a doctor?
We know a doctor.
- He's a different
kind of doctor.
- Hit the red button, Eddie!
(alarm blares)
- [Announcer]
Please remain calm.
- What the fuck is going on?
- [Announcer]
Please remain calm.
(dramatic music)
Please remain calm.
- Give us the fucking movie!
- No!
- Fuck.
(alarm blares)
- You don't need
to shut the door.
- Have a nice night.
- Have a nice night?
You're dropping them!
You can't drop them!
(film reels clatter)
Steve! What are you doing?
(film reels clatter)
(alarm blares)
Out of the way!
Wrong way! Wrong way!
(dramatic music)
- Who the fuck is in my booth?
You don't fuck
around in my place.
You don't fuck
around with my film.
Stop right fucking there.
(dramatic music)
They're stealing my
fucking movie. Okay?
- Shame on you.
- Are we gonna dance around
like fucking school girls?
Or are you gonna tell me
what the fuck is going on?
- That's great.
Let's fucking run!
- I'm gonna fucking
kill you both!
(upbeat music)
(traffic rushes)
(doors slam)
(upbeat music continues)
(car honks)
(all panting)
- Oh god.
- Oh god, I think I'm gonna...
(Steve vomits)
(Steve coughs)
- What the fuck, Steve?
- Sorry. I think it
was just the adrenaline
mixed with not really eating.
- It's okay, buddy.
Did you get it all out though?
- It's fine.
Should we get some pie?
- Are you sure
you want some pie?
- Excuse me?
- You just threw up.
So maybe you wanna hold off?
- Hey, do you have any pie?
- What kind?
- Do you have apple pie?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Can we get three
apple pies please?
Thank you.
I got us three apple pies.
You guys like apple pie?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I really don't want
Quentin Tarantino to kill us.
- Come on, Quentin
Tarantino's not gonna kill us.
That would be a big
headline if that happened.
- [Jonathan] Thank you so much.
That looks really delicious.
- [Waitress] Anyone for schlag?
- He'll have a dollop.
(bell rings)
- I'm late.
I'm so sorry.
I got caught up
in what turned out
to be a pretty
advantageous negotiation
regarding some cinema pickles.
(gentle music)
I noticed you have dill pickles.
- We do.
- Huh?
Let me understand. It's
2.95 for a single pickle
and a dollar for
the jar of pickles.
- That's the deal
we have right now.
- Well, that's extraordinary.
Anyway. Look at us.
We did it!
Here we are!
We stole "Pulp Fiction."
You don't say that
every day, right?
I am ready for some chowder.
Who's with me?
Is something wrong?
Did I miss something?
- Just Jonathan getting
almost all of us killed.
- Yeah, that's true.
But we're alive now.
And that's, that's
really what's important,
don't you think?
- Yeah. I had a good
time with my blazer bros.
- Well, I appreciate
the sentiment, Steve
and Dr. Mendelbaum,
I'm grateful to you,
but I put everyone's
life at risk
and it wasn't worth it.
And I'm really, I'm sorry.
This was just a dumb,
dumb, stupid fucking idea.
- Stupid?
It was absurd.
- It's true. Mr. Tarantino
could have killed us.
But all I know is
that I had fun.
It's been a long time
since I've had fun.
So I think I owe you
a little something.
- I can't.
I can't do this.
This, this whole
thing was a mistake.
I appreciate it Dr. Mendelbaum.
- Really took you robbing
an entire movie theater
to figure that out?
- I didn't want to
say anything before,
but it was a huge
HIPPO violation,
me handing you this file.
- I think you mean HIPAA.
- Mhm.
HIPPO, HIPPA.
I realize this is a little
bit of an awkward moment,
but I'd really like to
get my share of the reels.
- Oh.
- It is an awkward
time, but, okay.
Do you have any ones
that are calling to you?
I kind of like five and six.
- You do?
You like five and six?
- Yeah.
- You didn't get to see
this part of the movie?
- No, not that part. No.
Ooh.
- Well, enjoy.
But do me a favor, guys.
Let's sleep on it.
Think about what we're
gonna do with this
and come back in the morning.
We can discuss. All right?
That goes for you
too, Elizabeth.
All right?
- You know, the puke
has gotten a little ripe
and it's kinda putting
me off the chowder plan.
- Yeah.
- So I think I'm just
gonna take my reels.
I'll take my dills
and head on home.
See your kids tomorrow.
Au revoir, homies.
- And then there were three.
(gentle music)
I'm going down
With a memory
- I'm thinking of asking
Elizabeth to the dance.
- What a lovely idea.
- Do you think she'll say yes?
- Why shouldn't she?
Such a good boy.
- What do you have
for me this week?
- "Pulp Fiction."
Annie, that's the way
Before the Silver Moon
that's the only way
Through the broken dreams
And the solemn days
(fire crackles)
Through the solemn days
(upbeat music)
- Look who decided to show up.
Forgetting something?
Where are your film reels?
- Oh, I burned them.
- What?
You better be fucking kidding!
You better be kidding me.
- She did say she
was going to do that.
- I thought you
were kidding around.
- I don't joke about
things like that.
- Oh, okay.
You know what, you
know what I could do?
I guess I'll just
call Quentin Tarantino
and I'll let him know.
Hey Quentin, guess what?
I only have three fourths
of your film reels.
Sorry man!
- Oh. So we're definitely
returning them?
- Well, that was
the plan, Steve.
But then Elizabeth here
decided to go ahead
and bend me over and fuck me.
- Oh, trust me, Jonathan,
it's the last thing
I would want to do.
- Jokes on you 'cause it's
the first thing you did.
- Well, I don't see Dr.
Mendelbaum's share of the reels
here either, so.
- I'd say I'm a little
ticked off about Mendelbaum.
I really thought he
was gonna show up.
Okay, here's the plan.
- Oh, great.
- Yummy.
Sorry, Jonathan, Elizabeth,
do you mind if I start eating?
It's piping hot.
- No, of course, Steve,
you worked up an appetite.
Yeah, but go slow.
You know how your tummy gets.
Alright, bud.
You on the other
hand, Elizabeth,
you're not gonna
eat a goddamn thing
'cause you didn't earn it.
Okay. I'm gonna tell the theater
to have Quentin meet us
here six o'clock tonight.
Trade off with Tarantino.
- We can't meet you, remember?
Because we have
that dance thing.
- What?
- I told you about it.
Remember I was gonna,
I was gonna ask
Elizabeth and then I did.
And so we're gonna go.
- Oh, you guys are going
to a do a dance together?
- Yeah. Is that okay, Jonathan?
- That's fine.
I'll just come here alone.
I'll just come here alone
and face Quentin
Tarantino by myself.
- Yeah, you should go alone.
- Yeah. That works
out perfectly.
- Great.
Everybody gets what
they want here.
Good.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Wow. Okay.
Do you wanna tell me
where this dance is?
Just in case, you
know, I need backup?
- Well, we'll be dancing,
but it's at the
Pillisdorf Social Club.
- Ooh, la la. Fancy. Fancy.
- Oh, do I need to wear a dress?
- Oh, yes. They have a
very formal dress code.
- Okay.
But you can borrow one
of my mom's dresses.
- Oh, no.
I'll just wear what
I wore last night.
- It was a very nice dress.
- Thank you.
- Your eyes really
popped in that dress.
- Okay. I need a ride home.
Hello, Mr. Tarantino.
QT!
Hello. What's up?
How, how are you?
I already know how you are.
You're mad.
Please don't hurt my family.
(upbeat music)
- Look at those hips.
(phone ringing)
Boop boop boop boop.
So sorry.
Aw.
(phone ringing)
Am I doing that right?
- Yes. Yes.
- Hi, Mrs. Steve, how are you?
Are you making Swedish food?
I can smell it from here.
Can you put Steve on?
Steve, listen.
I need you to make
the call, man.
I can't do this.
- Got phone fright?
- I guess so. Yeah.
- No problem.
I'll make the call.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
And also you need
to let him know-
- Hello?
Steve?
Steve?
(phone slams)
- Yes. Hi, Mr. Tarantino.
I'm the one who
stole "Pulp Fiction."
We'd like to return one
half of it back to you.
So please meet me at the
Brite Spot Diner at 6:00 PM.
I look forward to
seeing you there.
Oh, actually, I won't be
there, my friend Jonathan will.
I'm actually going to
this dance function.
Well, It's sort of more
like a dance gathering.
But yeah.
Thank you so much.
- You are very good
on the phone, Steven.
- Oh, I'm especially
good at voicemail.
(Steve's mom laughs)
(bright music)
(electricity crackles)
You're my guardian angel
In the heaven above
(upbeat music)
- This is actually really nice.
- Do you wanna get a drink?
- Okay.
- All right, Victor, no
scratches on the coffee-
Yes. You know I'm gonna tip you.
Oh, these are my good friends.
Brad. Brad. Brad.
- Hey Brad.
- They're very rich.
Oh, and I want you to be
my ex-girlfriend, Becky.
Hi Becky.
This is who I'm dating
now. Isn't she pretty?
Yeah. Okay, great.
Oh my God, Ralph!
(Steve mimics gunfire)
Good to see you!
Looking sharp!
- You literally
know every person.
- I do. Yeah.
- Steven, how are
you this evening?
- Oh, very good, Louis.
This is Elizabeth, my
date for the evening.
- Hi.
- Hello, Elizabeth.
- I like your mustache.
- Thank you.
You are in very good hands
tonight, with Steven.
He's quite the legend here.
- Is he?
- Oh yes.
Oh yes.
- Oh, Louis.
- Steven, Elizabeth?
- Dr. Mendelbaum!
(upbeat music)
- Holy shit.
- Oh, I'm sorry. This
is my wife Nancy.
The ship has docked
in a beautiful port.
(Dr. Mendelbaum laughs)
- It's so nice to meet you both.
- It is an honor to meet
you, Mrs. Mendelbaum.
- Oh, please, Nancy.
- Nice to meet you, Nancy.
- Oh, Dr. Mendelbaum's lips.
After all, we've been
through, what can I say?
We should be on a
first name basis too.
What is your first name?
- You know, no one has
ever asked me that before.
- No one's ever asked you
your first name before?
- Harvey.
It's Harvey.
- Harvey.
- From your lips to God's
ears, Harvey Mendelbaum.
- I had a feeling
there was something
going on between you two.
Well, we are going to go, boom.
Hit the dance floor.
(Mendelbaums laugh)
We'll see you too later.
- It was so nice to meet you.
- Good to meet you.
- Good to meet you.
- Did not expect lip injections
to be the thing that
saves his marriage.
- No. Me neither.
Seems to be working though.
- Yeah.
(Jonathan taps table)
(suspenseful music)
(clock ticks)
(dramatic music)
- Where the fuck is Jonathan?
- Holy fuck.
It's Quentin Tarantino.
- Oh, there he is.
The the dirty dog
shit mother fucker
that likes to steal
people's movies.
I'll tell you what,
I've had enough
and I'm here to get revenge.
You think you can
get away with it?
- No, no, no, no, no!
Please, please, please!
Please don't!
(waitress screams)
Oh fuck!
(dramatic music)
- You're gonna die, Jonathan.
Now!
(Jonathan screams)
- More coffee?
- Yes, please.
(soft music)
- Cheers.
Ah, it burns.
That was a-boot the
best thing of my life.
- Yeah, it was fun.
- Yoo-hoo.
Let's dance.
(salsa music)
(crowd claps)
- Absolute fucking legend.
(crowd cheers)
(gentle music)
- No fucking way.
Hi.
- Hi.
Do I know you?
- No. Well, I didn't
know you had an accent.
- Why would you?
- Right, right.
I don't....
You're sitting here alone. Huh?
You mind if I sit with you?
- Sure. Why not?
- Wow. I just had like
the craziest dream.
That was pretty wild.
I was like getting
annihilated by this guy.
Ugh. You ever have
a dream like that
where it just feels so
real and you don't know,
you know,
and you just kind of like, then
you just kind of snap back?
- Yeah. Like I daydream
and zoning out and all that.
- Yeah. I'm
Jonathan, by the way.
- I'm Rachel.
- Rachel.
- Yeah.
- That's a really pretty name.
- Thank you.
- You just seemed like you
were a little emotional
about something.
- Whatever.
Just had a hard week,
feeling alone and whatever.
All that stuff, I guess.
- I know what it's
like to feel alone.
I feel, I felt alone
tonight actually over there.
- This is gonna sound
probably really weird
and I probably
shouldn't even say it,
but my therapist told
me about this place
and I was just driving around.
Clearing my head and
thinking and drove past it.
And I said, "Oh yeah, I
remember he mentioned that."
And here I am. Here you are.
- Your therapist?
- Yeah.
What are those over there?
- Oh, those are just, uh...
- They kind of look
like film reels.
- Yeah. Yeah.
You got a good eye.
- I like movies.
- I like movies too.
That's crazy.
We both like movies.
- You like going to the movies
and doing the whole thing?
- Yeah. I don't do
popcorn right now
'cause I'm going through
ketosis right now.
- You're going to
a movie with me
you better order some popcorn
or I won't sit next to you.
- All right. Deal.
If you would go to
the movies with me,
I would give that all up.
I got a crazy idea.
I'm just gonna
throw this out here.
I know we don't know each other.
And I just sat down and eh,
but do you like to
dance by any chance?
- Yeah, I love to dance.
Who doesn't love to dance?
- There are people that
don't like to dance.
- Psychopaths.
- Okay. Well I'm
going to, this thing.
- It's a dance thing?
- It's a dance thing.
And you like to dance.
I like to dance.
Maybe we go dancing.
- That sounds pretty cool.
- It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
It's at the Pillisdorf
Social Club.
- Sounds pretty fancy.
- Oh yeah. Well,
I'm a fancy guy.
You know, as you can tell.
- I mean, I don't really
feel like I'm dressed
for something like that.
I mean, you think
it'd be okay if I wore
like just jeans and
a T-shirt like this?
- Wow. That's perfect.
- Really?
- You kidding me?
Let's get the fuck outta here.
What do you think?
- I think, I think that
sounds pretty good.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- All right.
- Oh, don't forget your reels.
- Yeah, I don't really,
I don't need 'em, actually.
- All right. Yeah.
It's good to let go.
- Good to let go.
After you.
- Thank you.
(salsa music)
This is really nice.
- It is, isn't it?
- Yeah. It's magical.
- You wanna, you wanna dance?
- I would love to.
- Alright, cool.
- I'm normally a lot taller.
(salsa music)
- Jonathan made it!
- Ugh, he survived.
Who's he dancing with?
- Is that?
- Filing cabinet.
(bright music)
- I think that's my therapist.
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
He wants to dance
He loves to dance
He's got to dance
Oh I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Oh I love to love
But there's no time
for our romance
No, no, no
Oh I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
The minute the family
gets to swinging
He's on his feet to dig in
And dance the night away
Stop, I'm spinning
like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if I had my way
Oh I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
He wants to dance
He loves to dance
He's got to dance
Oh I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Oh I love to love
But he won't give
my love a chance
No, no, no
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Stop, I'm spinning
like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if I have my way
Some night instead
of going downtown
We'll stay at
home and get down
To what I'm trying to say
I love to love
But my baby just loves
to dance, yeah yeah
Woo
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Yes, he does
Woo
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Yes, he does
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Yes, he does
I love to love
But my baby just
loves to dance
Yes, he does
(gentle music)
- Only half the
fucking reels, okay?
I'm gonna find you, Jonathan.
I'm gonna fucking find you, man.
It's a good pie.
Any chance you have schlag?