Strawberry Bubblegums (2016) Movie Script

My mother always said
that we are a team.
As if!
And my dad's not the globetrotter
or circus artist I had wished for either.
Fucking shit!
That's my best friend Mia.
All she likes to do is talk about sex.
Relax!
And about boys.
She's afraid I'm going to die
as an old virgin.
He's been staring at you the whole time.
I only want the best for you.
I don't want you to become like your mom.
That's Paula, my mom.
If I didn't know any better
or if I believed in Immaculate Conception,
I would think
she's still a virgin herself.
Hi, boss.
- Hi, mate.
It's been a tough shift.
I've been up since five AM.
Yeah, me too.
I could go for a schnaps right now.
Schnaps, yes.
Maybe we could...
...drink schnaps.
- Yeah, why not.
She never has sex, does she?
Mia!
I gotta go. Nils is picking me up.
You're always choosing him over me.
- Come on.
Hoes before bros.
- Have fun.
Bye!
Are you already leaving?
- I gotta pee.
Hey, are you still alive in there?
Just a moment. I think I ate something bad.
I'm gonna prove it. I can do it!
Man or mouse. Bitch or virgin.
Hey, Lucy! Your mommy's here.
Fuck.
Couldn't you turn that up some more?
- Hands up!
Hands up!
We said twelve o'clock.
But it is nearly twelve.
- It's ten to twelve. Ten to.
Anyway, what a sight you are!
- I could say the same thing.
Why?
- I'm not one of your monitoring objects.
I made you! I'm allowed to monitor you.
But I'm almost full-aged.
Is that right? And what did my almost
full-aged daughter forget in the car?
You're totally nuts, aren't you?
- You must have inherited it from someone.
Bye, little crumb. See you later.
Mom!
That's Ronnie.
- Hi, Lucy.
Nobody knows as much about movies as him.
- You're watching fast.
I'm not watching. I'm studying.
Oh, for your admission exam.
How is it going?
- I need new scenes.
Mia thinks something dirty.
Maybe you could take a break
from studying sometime.
Maybe we could...
together...
- Together what?
I had sex with him for about
a year and a half.
I liked having sex with him.
I like men like that.
Men who give me pleasure.
He gave me a lot of pleasure.
Do you use drugs, Miss Tramell?
Sometimes.
Cocain.
Have you ever fucked on cocain, Nick?
Oh, Miss Tramell.
- Mia, don't bother me.
But Miss Tramell... you're talking about
things you know nothing about.
Oh, Miss Tramell!
- Put your hands off me. I have to practice.
I'm sure you do.
I brought you some candy.
- Thank you!
Are you smoking in here?
- We're practicing. For stage school.
Carry on.
Mia thinks
I should try something different.
Maybe something with... l'amour.
Have you seen that one?
Air is getting scarce on Planet Spaceballs.
The President commands his troops to kidnap
the princess of Druidia.
If Ronnie were a movie
he would maybe be "Pretty in Pink".
No blockbuster, but some Indie gem.
Space Cowboy Lonestarr is ordered
to free the princess.
But he forgot to refuel
and so his space van crashes in the desert.
But luckily they are rescued by midgets
and brought into Yogurt's temple.
But the bad guys are on their way
to Planet Druidia already.
Their spacecraft
has turned into a gigantic...
vacuum cleaner
that sucks up the planet's air.
But with the help of his magic ring
Lonestarr manages to switch the vacuum
cleaner from sucking to blowing and...
Druidia is saved.
And where's the romantic part?
Oh, I forgot.
In the end Lonestarr marries the princess.
Now I don't have to watch it anymore.
You're not allowed to go in there.
I'm gonna get in trouble for that.
Can't we watch something else?
- What about...
"Dick Alert in Buxtehude"?
Or...
"Young Strawberry Kisses
- unrestrained as never before".
Someone's ringing.
Hello. Your loyalty card, please.
- "The Lord of the cock rings"?
Or "Housewives - The Full Package".
An all-time favourite, right?
- "So hairy it's scary"?
Remarkable direction.
- Or "Vicky saw it cumming".
One moment, please.
Are you hurt?
You can't just take that.
Yeah.
German porn actress.
Biggest hits:
"Vicky saw it cumming",
"A fistful of cocks",
"Banging til the doctor cums."
End of career: 1997.
Hello. I'm home.
Popcorn?
Hey, it has almost reached its climax.
Just leave it.
Leave what?
- Your show.
My show.
Vicky Venus?
What is that all about?
I thought we were a team.
Why didn't you tell me?
Your last movie is from '97.
Due to the legend you were backpacking
in Sri Lanka and made love on the beach
with a beautiful stranger
who ought to be my father.
How does this all fit together?
Who is it?
You're such a liar.
It's not that easy.
- I've asked you so many times.
Probably he's living just around the corner.
Most of them I didn't even know by their
real names. - How should I believe you now?
That was a totally different world.
Lucy.
Where are you going?
- To Mia's. Watch some porn.
I can't believe that I believed that shit
my whole life.
I've never believed it.
Have you found something?
- No, not really.
But you know that you shouldn't just look
at their dicks. - Look for yourself then.
Have you ever caught your parents
having sex? - I would rather die.
See?
If I had to guess
I would say...
it's Henning Hardcore.
- Why's that?
Do you think so?
Somehow the eyes.
"Santa's got some candy in his sack"?
"Banana Fuck in..." what?
I sorted them through.
Those ones we can forget.
They were shot too early.
I made a list of these ones.
And how many are there?
Fourteen.
Mia...
Bernd Boner.
Frank Steel.
Udo Oxcox?
Lucy, you've been on a porn set.
That's so cool.
But the problem is that there's no
information about these guys.
Either they have different names now
or they're not active anymore.
The only one is that Udo Oxcox.
He played in so many movies.
And he really has an 'oxcox' like this.
- Mia, no.
An 'oxcox' like this.
"Lucy?"
- I'm at Mia's. I'm fine. Bye.
"Lucy!"
What about that Oxcox?
Udo Oxcox
No one here, for fuck's sake.
What do you want?
Good evening. Are you Mr. Oxcox?
No, I'm King Kong.
What do you want, little white woman?
My autograph? Call my agent.
Oh, I don't have an agent. Get lost!
I need your help, Mr. Oxcox.
I'm not the social welfare office.
But I have money.
What's it all about?
Hello?
Mr. Oxcox. I want to hire you.
- Hire me? Who am I? Humphrey Bogart?
I need to find these men.
What do you want from them?
- Doesn't matter.
Oh, it doesn't matter to me either.
- 3.725 Euro and 45 Cents.
Minus travel expenses.
- That's all in there?
Okay, here's a deal: You tell me what you want
from these guys and then we'll see.
What kind of deal is this?
- The best deal you'll get from me.
Okay, one of them is my dad.
I was made during a porn shoot.
My mother is Vicky Venus.
Sorry, I can't help you. Thank you for
your offer. - But that's almost 4.000 Euro.
Goodbye.
Grab! Grab! Grab!
Get your hands off, you asshole.
Udo, stop it! Let him go.
We have to keep going.
Who doesn't fuck gets fucked.
Fuck her!
Shut up, you bunch of primates.
You want me to show you how to fuck?
Can't you get a hard-on otherwise?
But do you know what? I'm done with fucking.
I'm quitting.
You don't have to show me the way out.
I'll find it myself.
Get lost or I'll call security!
- Yeah, right.
Do you think I work in the professional
porn industry without being sterilized?
If you want to we can do a test right here.
But I don't care about that.
I just need someone who knows these guys.
Talk to the hand!
- Or at least Henning Hardcore.
Go after him!
Mr. Oxcox?
You're scary. A total psycho.
I gotta pee.
- But not here.
I just lost my job because of you.
- But I have to go really bad.
Otherwise I'll go right here in the hallway.
- Shut up!
"The Panty-Snatcher of Hamelin"
What the fuck are you doing in my apartment?
My penis.
My book.
You're driving me nuts.
Fuck!
- Sorry.
What are you writing? A screenplay?
It's not just a screenplay.
But you don't know anything about it anyway.
- Incidentally I know a great deal about it.
Oh, yeah? How come?
- Because I want to be an actress.
"Because I want to be an actress."
"Want" doesn't mean to actually "be"
an actress.
And a screenplay is not yet a movie.
When do you want to shoot that?
You aren't the youngest anymore.
However. The greatest artists become famous
after their death anyway.
I'm staying until you come with me.
That's for your penis.
Hello, it's Oxcox. Udo.
Haven't heard from you in a long time.
I've got this really big thing going on
and thought we could meet up and talk...
Hello?
Asshole.
Hello? Don't hang up. It's Udo.
Listen. I got this young, pretty girl
who wants to start out in porn business.
Get on your horse!
You can follow
as soon as you're done laughing.
Yo.
With that?
What did you expect?
A carriage with six unicorns?
How many did you find?
- A few.
How many are "a few"?
- Four.
And what's the plan?
Charlie's up here,
but he's not shooting until the weekend.
We don't want to waste time,
so we'll visit Franky first.
Then back up to Charlie. Then back down.
And somewhere in between we'll meet Klaus.
But that's only three.
What about Henning Hardcore?
Three and a half.
We'll fumble Henning somewhere in between.
I have to make a few phone calls.
It'll be fine.
I thought you had a plan?
- And what's your plan?
Well, I bought a few tests at the pharmacy.
First I'll collect the samples
and then we'll see.
That's totally illegal.
- That's none of your business.
What is Henning like?
He would be my favourite, too.
- Is he a cool guy?
I meant for doing business.
- What kind of business?
That's none of your business.
Let me smell your breath.
- Why?
Are you drunk?
- What? Not at all.
Do it!
Jeez!
We don't mind...
if you come from behind.
For a few bucks
you can bump as much as you like.
The Oxcox!
It would be better if you left the talking
to me. - No way!
Udo, how are you doing?
Franky, how are you, old man!
Everything alright.
What have you been up to?
Got yourself a sperm bank?
And the young lady?
- That is...
Lucy.
- Okay, hi.
Hey, dad,
number thirteen is messing up.
- Oh, shit. I'll be right there.
Hot shit!
I believe that you are exactly
the right partner for that.
Partner for what?
As co-producer.
Co-producer?
Yeah, why not.
And what are you doing?
- Lucy is my assistant.
An assistant? Respect.
Are you also going to be the Fluff Girl
on set?
Of course!
- No, she's not. Okay, listen!
I would call it
some kind of "Doomsday Porn".
Frank, you really have to try this ice tea.
It's so good.
That's the one we always have.
- There's no love left on earth.
Mankind has become brutal.
There is only one man left on earth,
Harley Frentzen, that's me,
who is able to show a woman true affection.
"The Last Poet".
- Udo, I really gotta work.
Just a moment.
The last poet, which is me, Harley Frentzen,
finally comes out of a coma after years.
Soon he's visited by so many women so that
he's not able to satisfy them all anymore.
Every woman wants Harley Frentzen,
which is me, for herself.
Udo, business is calling.
In the end Harley Frentzen is loved to death
by all these women.
Loved to death.
That suits you.
Awesome!
We'll talk later.
- Definitely.
Loved to death.
- Wait a second.
You've got something in your hair.
- Ouch!
Big fuzz. Sorry.
What kind of stupid action was that?
- You don't do anything.
We can go now.
- No, I'm not done here.
What? - I still have important things
to discuss with Frank.
What do you wanna discuss?
- Everything.
What is it that I pay you for?
You can go ahead if know the way. Go on!
Okay.
And this...
is total bullshit!
Brutality has already started to take over!
"I don't want you to rescue me."
"I want you to stand by my side
while I rescue myself."
What are you looking at?
- I'm not looking, I'm studying.
For what?
For my audition at stage school.
An actress?
Not bad.
You're pretty tied up.
And you're not half as sexy
as you think you are.
Wanna go for a ride?
- Definitely not.
Since when have you known
what your dad once did?
You mean porn?
Always.
- Really?
He was a really good looking guy.
With me and my mom things went differently.
Did she do porn, too?
Are you shocked?
Not at all.
What's worse is that she lied to me.
She probably thought
it would be for the best.
My mom thought it would be better
if she just left us.
But we're fine.
Presses on the tube and give gas.
Here, everyone has fun.
Although he's not even my real dad.
- He's not?
No.
Stepdad. Something like that.
I see!
Actress.
I'm gonna try it myself soon.
- Really?
Yeah.
- What?
Porn.
Why?
- Because it's exciting.
To test your courage.
Show me what you can do.
You're just happy that you're allowed
to drive at least once.
"Hello, Lucy here.
Leave your message after the peep."
Udo...
how well did you know my mother?
Not that well.
How well is "not that well"?
Tell me!
Do you think I remember every woman
I have ever fucked?
If he didn't spend it all on booze.
What's your budget?
3.000 from me,
3.000 from you and 3.000 from Henning.
That's a good budget.
- When do you wanna shoot?
As soon as I got the money.
You don't have the money?
- No.
Yes. Well... I made...
a deal with my assistant.
Udo...
It's not that easy.
In fact it's pretty complicated.
Franky, Lucy is not my assistant.
I could tell from the start
that she has nothing to do with porn.
Somehow she does.
How?
Lucy could be your daughter.
Okay, slowly now...
Porn accident. Vicky.
Vicky?
Vicky Venus?
Sweet, little Vicky.
What about you?
- What?
It could be you.
- No, that's been cleared.
What are they doing?
Oh, he knows what he's doing.
It's my birthday today.
Hurry up! Let's go!
- Are we already leaving?
You're the one who's in a hurry.
What's up, young lady!
- Good morning.
Good morning.
You could've just asked.
Thank you.
And you don't have a problem with that?
Having children at my age?
That's quite a thing.
But somehow I don't believe it.
I hope my dad's as cool as you.
You really wanna do this, right?
Take care.
Don't let him exploit you.
I got him under control.
Bye.
- Bye.
I'll drive today.
- No way! You're still totally drunk.
Not at all.
- I can smell it.
Lucy!
Happy Birthday!
Have a safe trip.
Have a safe trip. - Thank you!
Bye.
What did you do in there?
That's none of your business.
You don't even know him.
You said it for yourself that you don't know
all women your having sex with.
That's something different. That's work.
Sex is sex, isn't it?
Not at all.
One is business sex...
and the other one is...
normal sex.
Business sex isn't normal?
No. You have to look good
having business sex.
You don't have to look good
having normal sex?
I don't care what you did with that guy.
I don't give a fuck.
Where's Lucy? Your mom said
she's not with you anymore.
No, she...
she was...
she wanted to...
she's gone.
- Mia, where is she?
She wanted to find her dad.
But how?
- We found that one guy.
What guy?
- Udo Oxcox.
Udo?
- She wanted him to find her dad.
He said that he's definitely not her father.
I really have to talk to her.
Call her. She's not answering her phone
if I try to call her.
Not possible.
She doesn't have a cell anymore.
Drowned.
Disgusting.
Are you ready finally?
- Oh, you're all excited.
Yes, I am.
Go ahead! Just go!
Are you afraid?
- Afraid? No way!
But he looks nice.
- All show and no substance!
He would even stick his dick into a hot
stove pipe. It's all for the money.
Let me...
introduce our new guests.
Udo Oxcox!
Everybody knows him, of course.
And that's...
Lucy.
I've already told you about her.
It's her first time,
so please welcome her.
Hello, Lucy!
What did you tell them?
Not that we're coming over
for a cup of coffee.
Piece of cake?
Udo?
- No, thanks. I have to watch my waistline.
Good decision.
Here's the paper work for our
"Happy Family All Inclusive Package".
It includes all insurances one should have.
And now the egg liqueur!
So, Udo...
are you still shooting?
- Of course!
Listen.
I have this really big thing going on.
Great story. I'm offering you to
be a part of it as a co-producer.
We could really start out again.
- Udo...
I've never stopped.
I don't have to start out anything.
But I'm offering you...
to be part of this big thing today.
Think about it.
To us!
Okay, we can go.
Seven?
- One will have his spit on it.
Udo, seven!
Lucy!
Did you take a look around?
And what's the motto for today?
Peng! Peng!
The viewer loves mottos.
We let him vote online.
- The viewer?
Pardon me?
- Is there just one?
Let's keep moving.
Make love!
Not war!
I think your colt needs to be...
polished again.
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Udo...
that's totally counterproductive
what you are doing here.
Sorry, but you're just a bunch of amateurs.
Pardon me?
- That's just a Punch-and-Judy show.
You're ruining the whole industry.
- Just leave it.
Stay out of this!
- Udo...
We are the industry!
I have no idea in which hole
you've been living the last twenty years.
Compared to you I once was somebody!
Correct tense.
He once was somebody.
Lucy, we're leaving.
- But I wanna stay.
I was wrong. She can't do this!
Well done.
Okay, look.
Now we're going into the saloon...
You don't have to do anything, but you can.
It's all up to you.
Shitface!
He has no clue what a message is.
What are you staring at?
She can do whatever she wants to do.
Make love! Not war!
You're totally drunk!
- Not at all!
I can smell it. You are not driving.
But you're drunk yourself.
Yeah, but I'm more experienced than you.
By the way: We're taking your forks.
But I really hope it's not him.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'm looking for Udo.
- Who?
Udo Oxcox.
Oh, you mean the poet.
He's not here anymore.
It just wasn't for him. Too sensitive.
Do you have his number?
Nope.
But it's important.
Back in the old days I had these little
pieces of soap on my motel's pillow.
But nowadays...
Where's that damn hole?
Hey, excellent!
At least there won't be a wake-up call
early in the morning.
Where did you get all that money from?
- I saved it.
For an acting workshop in New York.
And maybe for my driver's license.
You don't have a driver's license?
So what?
Perfect.
Happy Birthday!
The head is missing.
That is...
- ...pretty ugly.
Yeah.
Where did you learn all this?
- What do you mean?
Fire. Camping.
Are you a girl scout?
My mom taught me.
We never had money for real vacation.
But we always had a good time.
Udo...
I think I did something stupid.
- I told you so.
What should I do now?
- Nothing.
You can't turn back time. Nobody can.
I think I'm pretty messed up.
- No, you're not.
It's just not possible
having a conversation with you.
The problem with you women is that you always
wanna hear
the opposite of what you've said yourself.
I don't think that you are messed up.
But I am.
- No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
- Okay, you are messed up.
If you're lucky you'll get rid of me soon.
Hey Gnthi, you old laboratory rat.
It's Udo.
Oxcox.
What do you mean not again?
No HIV test.
This time I've got something different
for you.
Do you need a portable typewriter
to rewrite your screenplay?
Hello!
How do we get to the...
set?
Through the door, upstairs.
And use the backdoor next time!
You wait right here.
- But I wanna see him, too.
You know what happened last time.
What's up? Why didn't you change?
Don't you want to participate?
Of course I do. That's what I'm here for.
- We need a pisser.
Hey! Did you put your chip in the box?
- What?
Your chip!
- Ah.
Did you get lost on your way
out of that junk store?
One action, one sausage, one chip.
Hello? Don't you know who I am?
- Nope.
Hey, Klaus!
Old man!
- Udo! What a surprise.
What are you doing here? In pink?
Suits me, doesn't it?
Have you put your chip in already?
I don't need a chip.
- You don't?
No, that's for the blue ones.
The snacks for the pink ones are next door.
What's the difference?
- Fuckers, Udo. We are the fuckers.
Fuckers.
Do you earn a lot as a blue one?
It's not bad. Why?
Do you wanna gain promotion?
Promotion?
I'm making my own movie.
Really big thing. Great story.
All pissers into the observation room
right now! - Go!
Of course!
You can't be serious!
Pink, what are you doing in here? Get out!
Did he eat that cheese?
I got the pissers and wankers. We can start.
Open your gowns, drop your panties.
Yes.
That one not. Too small.
That one, too.
And what are you doing?
Oh, I see.
Recognized it yourself, didn't you?
What?
- You're already beyond expiration date.
You're coming with me.
Who are you?
I'm the Fluff Girl.
- Where did you get that from?
There haven't been Fluff Girls for years.
What the fuck are you doing?
What?
Did you find him?
- Who?
Klaus.
- No, not yet.
Udo, what's up?
I'm fine.
- We're looking for young talents.
We're looking for young talents.
We're looking for young...
We need an assistant for Klaus.
You!
She's my assistant!
You are pink!
I'm not feeling very well.
- Sorry...
We don't have time for that.
Hi, I'm Lucy.
Now!
Now!
Open your mouth!
Open your mouth! Relax!
Now she's disinfecting her hands.
Seriously?
Klaus, we need you in a few seconds.
- Yes.
In her face! Not next to it!
Do I have to do everything by myself?
Hold on! Hold on! - What?
You can't do this in front of me.
Who the fuck hired you?
- I don't work here.
I could be your daughter!
Keep going!
Open your mouth!
Open your mouth! Relax your jaw!
Open your mouth!
Yes.
Look at their dicks!
Look at them!
Look at them!
Open your eyes!
Keep going! Keep going! Keep going!
Using the toilet is fifty cents.
But I don't want to use your toilet.
Not buying anything but using my toilet.
Fifty cents!
- I don't have fifty cents!
But do you know what I have?
Fifty men who could be my father.
Maybe 500. Who knows?
My mom doesn't.
Calm down. - Hey!
Lucy!
Hello! - What?
Fifty cents!
Fifty cents? For what?
I don't want to use your toilet.
You perverts.
I've always thought she was prudish.
It's so disgusting.
I told you to wait outside.
- I'm looking for a stranger
without even knowing my own mother.
It's all wrong!
No wonder I'm so fucked-up.
Listen. I don't think that I'm
the right person for such a conversation.
Udo!
Hello?
- "Udo?"
Udo! Is Lucy with you?
Is Lucy with you? Is she okay?
Ask her yourself.
"Hello? Udo?"
"Lucy?"
"Lucy, can you hear me?"
Bad timing. She's on the toilet.
- What's wrong?
Give her to me or I'll call the police!
Lucy, please say something!
Leave me the fuck alone!
It's all your fault!
"I love you, little crumb!"
I love you!
I'm so sorry!
Paula, don't worry.
I'll look after her.
She can do this.
You should let her do her thing.
I have to go upstairs again.
Here, I don't like it anyway.
Hi!
Haven't you been up there just now?
Can I help you?
You've got something on your mouth.
Klaus. Just a second.
Hey, you pisser!
Lucy! Bag!
Everything alright?
Yeah, I'm fine.
What about coffee?
I have a lot on my plate at moment.
Put it back.
What do you mean?
- I saw how you took them.
Put them back.
And I saw how someone took you.
- Shut up, Lukas!
Just put them back
and we'll forget all this, okay?
Suck my dick.
Okay.
Pants down!
You want me to suck your dick?
Pull down your pants!
This young man thinks he can embarrass me.
Go ahead!
Tell them what Lucy's mom once did.
Tell them that she did porn.
And I liked it.
You heard me right.
You don't need to stare at me like this.
I liked it!
Either you whip out your dick...
or you whip these gums on the belt.
How about tomorrow night?
Definitely.
He's okay. Trust me.
Hello.
- Nice robe.
Yeah.
- Would suit me, too.
I'd like to talk to Henning. Is he there?
You should have arrived a little earlier.
- What?
That's on me.
Henning's not here at the moment.
Must be fate.
Let's keep drinking.
During a porn shoot?
- Yep.
Better than in a broom closet
or something like that.
At least there could be real feelings
in a broom closet.
But on a porn set? That's so...
cold.
I'm the spawn of porn.
I feel like a total freak.
Do you understand?
I was conceived
in a snow-white conjugal bed.
And now my parents feel awfully betrayed
by god
for not giving them the decent son
they deserved.
Have you ever felt like your mom
didn't love you?
I gotta leave you now.
It's time for my grand performance.
I can't do this anymore.
Lucy, I'd like to...
- You know what?
I've never wanted to be like her.
So prudish.
Isn't it funny...
that I am the prude now
and she's a real bitch?
Don't call her that.
- You don't even know her.
I did know her back then.
Pretty good actually.
What are you telling me?
Paula was a great woman.
She tried out certain things.
For her it was kind of liberating.
Her parents were strict people.
You know that better than me.
She loosened up. Became more confident.
First she was like you somehow.
Udo...
We were a couple for a while.
You were a couple?
- Yes.
I really hurt her.
I was selfish.
She wanted to quit.
I didn't know she was pregnant.
It is you?
I don't know. I had it tested.
You're all just a bunch of liars.
I haven't looked yet.
I didn't have the guts.
Here's your money.
Where are you going?
- It says right here
that it's none of your business.
- Lucy.
Lucy!
Please come with me.
You can get ready over there.
Okay, you'll wear this.
Hold yourself ready.
Zip me up!
Have you ever done that before?
You?
- Once.
Nervous?
It's in my blood.
Not a bit conceited, are you?
Alright, let's shoot!
We need the strawberry immediately.
Aren't you able to talk?
Yes, I am.
Why are you doing such a thing?
Why are you doing it?
Self-discovery?
That's also a reason.
- I saw you...
with all these men.
This can't be fun.
Why not?
Because it was disgusting?
Rough? Dirty?
My parents have done the same job
for over thirty years.
They have never liked it.
That I consider dirty.
And if I don't like it anymore
I'll just quit.
Where's the strawberry?
Come on, strawberry.
Over there.
Roy, here's the strawberry.
Open that up. All the way.
Yeah, looks good.
Roy, here's the banana.
Pepe...
what are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
Hi, I'm Roy Brooks, the director.
My last movie was "Fucking Fruits".
Part seven.
Okay.
- Glad you're here.
Okay. Very easy situation.
You jump on the bed. You talk a bit.
Undress. And so on.
Alright, let's shoot!
- Places everyone!
Everything tutti-frutti?
A fine fruit you are!
The hornier the fruit the sweeter the juice.
Together we are fruit salad.
That's pretty cute,
but don't forget to fuck.
Grab her tits!
Yeah, that's good.
And now downwards.
Nice, okay.
Ouch!
Ouch!
Where's the girl?
Gone.
How did Henning...
what was wrong with him?
He had a tired soul.
A broken heart.
A rotten liver. You can choose.
Where did you know him from?
I met him back then. At work.
What are your plans?
Be careful not to end up like him.
Good. You are...
good! Nice! Good! Good!
Lucy!
Get out of my way!
You can't just walk in here.
We're shooting a movie. - Get lost!
Lucy! Come on...
Oh, sorry!
Where's Lucy?
- I know you from somewhere.
What did you do with Lucy?
What did you do with Lucy?
Where's Lucy?
- Udo, what are you doing?
Lucy!
Lucy.
Could it be that I've just made a complete
fool of myself for no reason?
You're pretty good at that anyway.
Excuse me.
Could you please cuddle outside?
I'm trying to shoot a movie.
- Movie.
I wanna go home.
Let's go.
Have they been nice to you?
Lucy.
Are we going to see each other again?
I don't think so.
Are you sure?
Bye, Teddy.
I thought Frank would be a cool daddy?
Sausage?
- Sorry, I don't have a chip.
Oh...
okay.
I'll need a scene
if they'll invite me to the audition.
Something with drama. And sex.
But without trash.
Maybe a little trashy.
I can't write something like that.
"I don't want you to rescue me.
I want you to stand by my side..."
"...while I rescue myself."
Do you think I can do it?
Okay, fine.
And what about your movie?
- That's going to be a really big shot.
Someday.
Take care.
- You, too.
See you soon.
My little crumb.
Are you alright?
My mother always said that we are a team.
Right! Paula and Lucy.
And Udo Oxcox belongs to it now somehow.
His real last name is Semmel, by the way.
Udo Semmel. My Semmelchen.
Hi, Lucy.
- Hi, Ronnie.
Did you study again?
- Just watching.
I was accepted.
Congratulations.
- Thank you!
Maybe you'll end up in our shelf
like your...
Oh, sorry!
Who knows.
Would you like to tell me
the ending of this movie?
I haven't seen that one.
- But I have.
At least the ending.
She comes back and asks him
if he would like to watch a movie with her.
Awesome ending!