Sugar Rush (2019) Movie Script

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Sola. Susie. Babe.
Bola.
What is going on?
Welcome, Ma.
Please now!
What did we do to you now?
So, you are the unfortunate idiots
that stole my money.
I can assure you that
you have the wrong people.
We didn't steal your money.
Don't be ridiculous.
I have you on video.
Camera sha.
Ah! It's all over, oh.
So, you kill my father
and carted away with one million dollars
of my money.
How?
Why is everybody saying
one million dollars?
Auntie, we were there, oh.
We were there but we did not kill anybody,
I swear to God.
Your dad was already dead
when we got there.
We're so sorry for your loss, please.
My father was a nasty piece of work.
Now, anyone who killed him
did us a favor.
Now, what my problem is,
you've got my money.
See, the people
that own this money are plenty.
Sister, you won't be angry.
We don't have the money again.
We're finally dead.
Auntie, please listen,
if you look at that video...
Does it look like I want
to hear your excuses?
This lady is savage.
I've got a little assignment for you.
Since you're such good thieves,
how about you go back
and steal my money?
What?
From where, Ma?
Anikulapo.
Isn't that Fela?
Yes, and my associate will be on hand
to collect the merchandise.
Yes, the Sheikh will see you then,
but first you must make the payment.
Very good.
Welcome to News at Ten.
Speaking at the one-year anniversary
of the death of
billionaire political godfather,
Oladele Wasiu Cole,
his son, Enitan Cole,
promised to uphold his father's legacy
and see to it that his vision
of a greater Nigeria comes...
Talk to me.
3,00 p.m., Grandview Hotel.
Don't be late.
OK, sure.
And don't forget my 20%.
I never go back on a deal.
- Yes, Pastor!
- Glory!
The Lord is about to do something
miraculous in your life.
Amen! Amen, Pastor! Amen!
Brethren! The Lord is about to do
something miraculous in your life.
Sholly Pumping,
Sholly Sweetie, Sholly Sugar!
Hallelujah!
You paint nothing.
You are Sholly Louboutini!
I say by this time next year,
you shall be millionaires.
- Say amen!
Pastor, it's not next year.
This year, now, now,
millionaire, please, thanks.
You shall be millionaires.
- Billionaires!
- Yes!
If you believe,
stand to your feet and say millions!
- Millions!
- Locate me!
Locate me, Linda Ikeji's house.
Locate me, that park-view house,
I say locate me,
I want you to come to me,
locate me, locate me, locate me.
- Listen, listen to me.
- Yes!
The Kingdom of Heaven
suffereth violence,
and the violent taketh it by what?
By force, Pastor, by force!
So, face your devil and say to him:
Devil, release my mansion by force!
Release my mansion by force.
My father's people doing me,
release me by force.
My mother's people doing me,
release me by force.
My mansion come here
and locate me by force.
Kome. Locate me by force.
Yeah! Mm!
Hello, Kome?
Hello? The eagle has landed.
I repeat, the eagle has landed.
OK, ten-four, over.
Give me the inside work.
Eh? I don't know this.
I only know "The eagle has landed."
You don't know,
and you claim you watch action films!
What's the information?
Your sister-friend,
that guy that works for a politician,
they just came to the hotel
this morning. Him and his boss.
Eh. So, this babe
thinks she's smart, right?
And only she likes good things.
Are you coming?
What sort of question is that?
If you look
at the right side of the reception,
you will see me, I am there.
Don't worry, I'll call when I get there.
All right, later.
Hey! Let me go and take my millions.
Banana Island is calling me!
Mansions in Magodo. Ho-ho-ho!
Shut up!
Pastor, I'm talking about Banana Island!
I wanna stay on the Island.
I wanna stay on the Island,
not in any stupid Magodo!
Girl, my shoe is Loubou! Louboutin!
Perfection! Mm!
Let's go and get ready.
Sholly Popping, baby girl is sweetness.
If this is how easy it is
to buy a house
on Banana Island from the radio,
we would have bought three.
You can't let somebody rest in peace.
This floor is on lockdown.
I have an appointment with Chief.
What's your name?
Susan.
Alpha, authorize.
Hello, Chief Douglas. I'm Susan.
I hear you have something special
that might interest me.
You call it something special
but I call it
a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
Lights, please.
This is a small sample of Compound V.
There are only two pieces
left in the world,
and the other just sold at the underground
auction in Guatemala.
Once this is sold,
we don't expect supply until 2024.
Tell me more about it.
Compound V is an ancient mix
of natural elements
harvested from the Himalayas
and crushed with elephant tusks.
It was then placed in
an underground aging cage
in Tibet for three years.
This is the rarest and
most potent one in the world.
Chief!
Does this Compound V do exactly
what I have heard that it does?
I mean, will it make me feel
like my young self?
This elixir will give you
a once-in-a-lifetime experience
that only the most powerful and
influential men in the world have had.
Our exclusive client list is top secret.
But off the record, Bill Gates, Donald.
- Trump himself?
- Even Dangote.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
You come highly recommended,
but you see, I don't walk around
carrying that kind of money.
- Chief...
- Yes?
I was told you were
a blue-chip client.
I missed my flight to Saudi Arabia
to take this meeting.
A crown prince
is waiting to snatch this off my hands.
Hey, relax, my dear.
I am a crown prince myself.
Is it not dollars we are talking about?
Code black.
Relax.
Yes.
What is this?
For your troubles.
Something little to thank you for
missing your flight to Saudi Arabia.
That won't be necessary.
Oh, I insist.
The Compound V would be...
The Compound V would be shipped in
and delivered to you
once payment is made.
Erm, I will have the money tonight,
you know,
but I want you to come
and collect it yourself.
Yes.
Look, this is the address
of where I will be.
The code is there. Hm?
It's a small party for two.
I want you to join me.
Ah! Ah!
Where have you been?
I have mopped this floor repeatedly.
Don't be angry. It's make-up.
Are you ready?
What's that?
Alpha, Charlie, Omega.
Uh-uh.
Jehovah Nissi.
What are you saying, please?
Chief is on this side
of the restaurant, this way.
This side? OK. Thank you.
Don't be angry.
So, I will speak with the chairman.
He owes me a favor.
Thank you very much, sir.
Thank you, sir. I'm grateful, sir
- OK, then
- All right, sir.
Oh, my God! I can't believe this!
Look at what you've done to me.
You just wet my whole clothes.
I'm so wet and so drenched.
Look at my chest!
Look at my leg!
Even my phone is damaged.
Oh, my God!
Today has just been so horrible.
Look at my leg.
Everything is just so wet now.
- What have you done?
- I'm so sorry, Ma.
My boyfriend just broke up with me,
and look at me now! I'm so wet.
Look at my thigh, look at everything,
I'm just so wet!
What kind of thing is this?
Oh, God.
I just wanted to take tissue
to wipe my body.
Don't manhandle a young lady
that is obviously in distress.
Handle with care.
Oh, thank you so much, sir!
Thank you so much. I just wish
my boyfriend was a gentleman like you.
He broke up with me because
he says I'm too caring
and I give him too much attention.
Oh! That kind of man
does not deserve you.
He doesn't. Yes, sir.
Blue.
I just wanted to clean my body,
that was all I wanted to do.
Just have some tissue
and just clean myself.
To get yourself a new phone.
Oh!
Thank you, sir.
And, erm...
this is an invitation
to an exclusive private party
I will be having this night.
- Oh!
- Once you get to the venue,
the access code
is the number on the card.
OK, sir, thank you so much.
I really appreciate this.
Thank you, thank you so much, sir.
Please, feel free to take
whatever you want.
- Hm?
- OK, sir.
- Put it on my tab
- All right, sir.
- OK?
- Thank you so much, sir.
I really appreciate this. Thank you.
I wish the world
had more men like you, sir.
Ah!
- Thank you, sir.
- We'll meet over.
Yes. Thank you very much, sir.
- Oh, look at my body!
- I'm so sorry, Ma.
You just came
and you just poured everything on me.
Forgive me, Ma.
Madam, I'm so sorry.
It was a mistake.
Please bring the menu.
I want takeaway.
- Ma, I would suggest you take the...
- In fact, don't worry.
I know what I want.
Give me page four, five, and seven.
Madam, as in the whole page?
Sorry. Sorry again. I'll get it for you.
Hey! See money.
We just got a new supply
of the drug yesterday.
I hope it's not too late.
It doesn't improve her condition
if she isn't able to take her drugs
consistently for at least
six months to a year.
I'm doing my best.
I really am.
But 150K for only one week's supply
of cancer medicine. How?
I understand.
This is two weeks' worth.
It will prevent the build-up of ammonia
in her system.
Hey! Oh! Baby!
You're a babe.
See, one thing I like about you
is that you're a very beautiful person.
Everything about you is beautiful.
See, as I am looking at you now,
Looking at you,
it's like I should turn you
and drink you like orange juice.
I'm hailing you. Should I stop?
Should my hands come down?
Babe, help me.
Any small thing that I can use to eat.
You understand me?
Wait, wait. What is wrong with you?
Come, come. Someone is talking to you,
and you turn yourself to a boss lady.
What is your problem?
OK, you think I won't have money.
I will have money one day.
I'm telling you,
I will be a multimillionaire.
You'll see me, you'll be afraid.
What is all this? What is wrong with you?
I'm begging you, you're doing anyhow.
You're doing anyhow, anyhow!
Please, now. Please.
Any small thing,
let me just use it. Just money to eat.
I trust you. I trust you. Hey.
Thanks.
Hey, money!
You're a babe.
See, I'm telling you,
everybody in your family,
I don't know how your mum and dad did it.
You're all fine, you're all fine!
Thank you. But, babe?
The bowl for the rice the other day,
I should bring it again?
- Bring your bowl.
- I should bring the bowl!
- Later!
- OK.
You will not be hungry.
You fed me, God will feed you.
Good evening, Mummy.
How are you?
- Mummy?
- Mm?
Didn't I tell you?
- What?
- Didn't I tell you?
That what?
Did I not tell you
that I will have your medicine
by the end of this month?
Susie!
Mummy...
now take.
Sorry.
Susie...
where did you get this money?
Mummy, don't worry about that now.
Just focus on getting better.
I told you, I'm going to make
enough money to get us out of here.
To the UK, just like Daddy wanted.
Mummy, you will live in a country
that makes sense,
not like this...
trash.
See.
This Bible...
You've had it since before you had us,
and all our names are written in it
because we are the answers
to your prayers.
I know. Mummy, you have told me
this story, like, 1,000 times.
You see this Bible?
It would lead
you to where you're going to,
where you're coming from,
and where you're headed to.
I won't be around for long much.
You have to lead your sisters.
Mummy,
you're not going anywhere, mm?
Except to see specialists in London.
That's the only place you're going.
Guys, er...
so first of all, sorry about the lights.
So, I just wanted to show
you guys my...
Yeah, OK, it's much better here.
So, yeah, er, I just thought
to show you guys my new lashes!
It's lit, right? Looks like something
from Rihanna's collection.
Anyways, so, guys,
I went on a boat cruise today...
Bola! Why is it that every time...
Ah, sister, can you see
I'm on Instagram live?
Why do you behave like this?
Did you make anything for us to eat?
Make for you to eat how?
There's nothing in the house,
only palm oil.
Perhaps you want to add salt to taste.
Either that or you join me in my fasting.
All right, guys, that was my sister...
Mummy, it's OK. See, rest.
I'm coming.
Let me go and get you that asun
that you like from down the road.
OK.
Guys, let me introduce to you
to my sis, Susie...
Get out!
She's just upset,
cos she has actually asked
the chef to make her something
and he didn't meet up,
so she's pissed. That's normal.
Sis, what was that you wanted?
Yeah, she wanted escargot
but she couldn't get it so...
Bro, as you see me, I'm a sure guy.
Anything I tell you, you listen,
and you do what you believe,
This cryptocurrency, five days max.
One week, 50K turns to 100K.
- For real?
- He-goat.
He-goat.
Have I lied to you before?
- Well...
- Guy, doubting Thomas.
If I am lying, let the ground
open and kill my father.
Let the god of thunder kill my father.
Me, Andy.
But your dad is already dead.
This thing is the new internet level.
Everybody is cashing out, you understand?
All them Mark Zuckerberg.
So, I will lose my money
on the internet?
Backward, never in my life.
See my close pals.
Jon Snow, you know nothing,
you know nothing.
Baby, babe? Babe.
Where are you going?
I'm tired. Please, I'm going home.
Babe. Baby, wait.
Help me, help me
with something, like 50K.
I should give you, Andy, 50K?
I should give you 50K?
The last time I gave you
all my savings, what happened?
You told me the money
would double, double, double.
Isn't it MMM that took all the money?
Baby, see, that one was local.
The one I'm speaking about
is international.
Aren't you hearing the names? Mark Zu...
- Mark Zuckerberg, please.
- Hey!
Hey!
Everybody, wait, wait!
See my baby!
See my baby!
See my baby!
African Queen, see?
When 2face was singing that song, baby...
he saw you in the dream.
- Good evening
- Good evening, Ma.
Asun, three portions, take away.
My beau... beau...
Ah! See my babe!
Andy, come down, please.
- Baby, I should come down.
- Come down.
I'll give you, like, 20K.
Where is that bastard Andy?
Hey, Chineke God!
Please, please, wait, wait...
Bro, bro!
You're a Christian. Don't!
Is the asun ready?
Leave him alone! Leave him alone!
Hey, hey, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Chill out.
- Take it easy. Bro, bro.
- Where's my money?
I'll get your money, I'll get your money.
Please.
It is with me.
Have you heard of cryptocurrency?
Hey! Somebody help! Somebody help!
- Andy...
- Yeah.
Where's my money?
Where my money?
What, you want to kill him?
You think I'd let you kill my friend?
Me, Kpala, three men in one.
Nonsense!
Rubbish!
Ah, Susie!
Susie, my head.
That Volume guy is a bastard.
All right, Obum, log this.
Entry 128. It's, er, 2200 hours.
No activity at the location.
Suspect was last seen entering
the premises around...
Obum?
Obum?
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Have you been on a stakeout before?
- Of course!
- Do you know what a stakeout is?
Yes.
So, how are we supposed
to stake out a location
if your eyes and ears are not even glued
on the bloody house?
My eyes and ears have been glued
to this house since morning.
Nothing have come out.
In fact, the only thing that
have come out is mosquito.
And it's all in this car with us
that malaria will kill me.
What do you think we're here to do?
OK? That's the job,
we stay here and we watch
until something actually happens.
Me, I'm tired.
I have not even peed.
I have not eaten nothing.
Shut up!
You're making me shout.
Look, you've been to the bathroom
four times in five hours, all right?
Times three and a half times.
We're both getting paid. Do your job. OK?
I need to rest.
Do not take your eyes off that house
for a single second.
Rest in peace.
What is the essence of technology
if not for times like this?
I didn't kill Jesus.
Let me go and look for what to eat.
Aboki. Give me 500 naira.
What are you watching?
Isn't is that funny guy?
What's this guy's name again?
Akpos or something?
Have you watched the one
where a girl was coming
but he didn't see her?
Why is this place so dark?
Chief?
I'm here!
Chief?
This is not the party place, right?
Or am I in the wrong house?
Chief?
Chief?
Eh-eh.
Chief?
Which kind of private party
is this one now?
Am I in the wrong place?
This is the same...
See, the code.
Maybe I'm in the wrong house.
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
You followed me, right?
Eh, Sola?
Followed you how?
Why will I follow you?
You must have gone into my room
and seen this card.
Sola, can you ever be
original in your life?
Which room? That your small cubicle
Yahoo-Yahoo room,
that's what you say I followed you.
It's not only you that likes money.
Me, Sholly Pumping,
anywhere there is money, I go there
- Sola...
- Mm?
Whatever you are playing at,
now is not the time.
This deal is huge.
It could change our lives.
Let me tell you, Susie.
No matter how huge this deal is,
we're gonna die on the line together.
- Yes
- Sola...
- Sola.
- Chief?
- What the hell? Sola? Sola...
- Chief?
Chief?
It's me, the lucky lady from today
with that card that you gave me.
Sola?
Sola?
Sola, Sola, Sola
Sola, Sola, Sola, Sola...
Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!
Let's go.
No, no, Sola. Wait, Sola. Sola, Sola.
We have to do something.
Let's do something. We can't just go!
- Do what?
- Call the police, at least.
Po-what?
You see, that police idea
makes no sense.
I see, I see.
What happened here?
Look at the Chief. Oh, my God!
And I was hoping
to collect millions, millions!
Is it only you?
After the $2,000 that he gave me,
- I even thought that he was...
- Eh?
What?
- Two thousand dollars?
- Yes.
Sister, there are levels to this game
Huh!
And this man, he just gave me only 50K,
and he gave you $2,000!
Aah!
Aah! Excuse.
Sir? Sir? Chief?
Ah. Yes, sir.
That's why they killed you, sir. Hm?
You gave my sister $2,000.
You now gave me 50K.
My head gets its revenge.
My head use to catch somebody,
and my head has caught you.
I have a strong head, sir.
Ah. Er...
What's this?
What?
It's a hundred dollars.
See, dollars.
Eh?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Uh-uh.
- Uh-uh.
Ah-ah.
Ah!
Hey!
God! God!
You said it, you did it!
Daddy, my millions,
they have come to me!
- Sola, what millions?
- Ahh...
We can't take this money, Sola.
Something that I have already taken,
that I'm already using to buy a house.
Sola, wait. Look around you.
There are people that are dead.
This money is here and the people
that came to collect it are dead,
which means the people that sent it
are on their way here.
Banana Island house beside
Linda Ikeji with swimming pool...
Sola, if we take it,
someone will definitely come after us.
Ah, Gucci, Versace! Ah!
Sola, these are dangerous people!
Are you not listening?
Leave me alone!
Listening to what?
Did anybody see us?
Did anybody see us collect this money?
- Uh-uh.
- Do you see anyone?
Is there any camera here?
OK, I didn't see anybody come in
when I came into the compound,
and I don't see any cameras.
- Exactly!
- OK, OK.
OK, maybe we can take some.
- Uh-uh.
- Some.
- Something.
- Please, please!
We are taking eve-ry-thing,
because I'm gonna be flying
a private jet very soon.
Sola, this is not stealing, right?
- Stealing?
- Yes.
Stealing?
No. This is redistribution.
- Mm.
- Yeah
Yes, yes, this is reparation.
- Fluent in English.
- No, think about it. This money
is money that this politician
has stolen from us,
so we were just taking it back.
To redistribute it to the people
that actually need it.
- Yes. Like Mummy, for her treatment.
- Yes.
You know what? I dare say that
what we're doing right now is activism.
That's it!
And as civic duties and responsibilities
of a patriotic citizen of this country,
we're taking the money and we're
giving it to the original owners.
It's true, it's true.
- Yes, now.
- It's true.
Ha! Let's go.
Sorry.
Thank you. I'm grateful.
God used you for us.
He's a miracle-working God.
Thank you.
That's... $800,000.
Give or take a few hundred.
- Hey! Eight hundred thousand...
- Shh!
- Do you want them to rob us?
- Sorry. Sorry.
Sola, Look. I have told you that
you have to follow my instructions.
Number one, no extravagant spending.
- Sola!
- Hey?
- No flossing on social media
- I've heard.
I must not see that deadbeat Andy
anywhere near you.
I'm not joking.
And finally,
I'm going to hold on to this money
and give you when you need.
- Uh-uh. Givers. Thank you, oh!
- Sola
Givenchy.
- Well done.
- Look, Susie.
Er...
My sister, Susie.
- No.
- Wait, now. Sit down.
My sister, Susie, sit down.
Give me your fine leg,
Let me massage it.
- Do you know how it's gonna go?
- Uh-uh.
- You know what we're gonna do?
- Uh-uh.
We're gonna share the money.
You're gonna give me
my share of the money,
and I can spend it!
Sola, you're so selfish.
So selfish.
You only ever think
about your silly obsession with balling.
Sola, there's something called
responsibilities. There's Mummy.
There's Bola.
So, please, can you for one minute.
Think about somebody other than yourself.
Can you do that?
See, calm down.
Your veins are almost bursting.
Calm down. Look.
When they gave birth to us,
there was problems in the world.
When we die, there will still be
problems in the world.
I don't even know how the same
people gave birth to both of us.
Look at this. Reason it.
We have $800,000.
Reason it now!
How can we not spend this money?
We must flex and ball.
- Wait. You did not lock the door.
- It's your room!
Ah, but you said you're going to a party.
- Why did you come home early?
- Oh, shit!
- Ye! Ye! Ye!
- Mm-hm.
- Ritualism. You have done ritualism.
- No.
My sister has done
a money ritual! My sisters...
Shush! Shut up your mouth!
Your mouth is too big. You talk too much.
- Bola, please.
- Hm?
- Promise you won't shout.
- Uh-uh.
Dollars!
Shut up now.
Please, now, Bola.
Promise.
Where did you find the money?
Where did you see money?
You have joined blood money ritualism.
You have killed someone.
- It's God that gave us the money.
You mean it was raining
dollar-dollar bills?
Look. OK, look, we went for a party
and we found this money there.
- Like I said, God gave us the money.
- We did!
We didn't do anything illegal, I promise.
- You found the money?
- Yes.
- God gave you the money?
- Yeah.
I don't even know the English
to speak to two of you.
You...
That's a lot of money.
Wait...
Are you saying that this is our money?
Yes! Technically, it is our money.
Ha! Them hos gonna take on Instagram!
Ye! Ye!
Ye! Eh! Eh! Ehhh!
No Instagram! No Instagram, no Instagram!
- Sister...
- No Instagram.
Leave that one!
Look, see,
this money, every social media.
Give it to me, baby!
Oh, yeah, one, two, go.
Give them, give them!
Give it to me.
Really? Really?
Really?
- Oh, God! Don't mind her!
- You've scattered the house.
Calm down, calm down.
She's just seen 50K before.
This is $800,000. She is doing anyhow.
We go chop this life.
- Excuse me?
- We gonna chop the life.
- Eight-hundred thousand dolz.
- Yes.
- If you see me pass by...
- Holler at your girl.
Holler at your girl.
Oh, I like those faces.
Are you here to spend some money?
We are definitely here
to spend some money!
Well, we have everything you want.
Whoa, see, sorry, oh.
Like, the Gucci, the name,
I want the one that is loud.
That is big, that you just see the G.
Let it be like a billboard.
You know, a signboard
that would blind all my haters,
that's what I want.
You know that's tacky, right, Sola?
You know?
Susie, the ajebutter.
Sorry, me, I'm local, I'm razz.
I say let the G be big.
Let it be big and heavy in the front.
Let the haters die.
It has a pool!
It has a mother-flipping pool!
And for you, which one can I pack for you?
- Huh?
- Erm...
- I think I like this one.
- This one? OK, one in grey,
one in orange. Ready to go.
Wow!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on!
Hallelujah! These are the real Louboutin.
Or except you want me
to paint your old, old shoe.
Our level has changed. Come on!
All right, we'll take this one.
Yes! Sister Sola, sister Sola!
- Picture, please.
- I said no social media now.
Sola!
Sister Susie, look.
We also handle luxury holidays,
I can secure a high-level privacy
and security in any destination
around the world.
Would you like me
to show you the bedroom?
Erm, actually I need to renew
four passports and get UK visas.
- Please, it's pretty urgent.
- OK.
And when you get the visas,
can you buy four premium-economy...
Four business-class tickets.
Erm, excuse me, sir.
She meant to say four first-class tickets,
not business class.
I meant to say
four business-class tickets.
- OK.
- OK, if you insist.
- Please make sure it is British Airways.
- All right.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Yes.
Auntie, have you even flown
Calabar Airways?
Oh! This woman!
Susie. Susie.
Let me ask you
just small mathematics, OK?
What is 800,000 times 360?
Two hundred and eighty million.
- You see? That's it, now. Come on!
- Hey!
That's what I'm talking about!
We are millionaires in three digits.
Level has changed. It's not done like...
Oh! Susie Sugar giving them the walk
Ah! You people should wait for me!
- Quickly!
- Hurry up!
Sir. I just want to talk
to my sisters for one minute.
All right, I'll be waiting for you
in my office. Thank you for coming.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
Which ones are we buying?
- Uh-uh.
- Erm...
Let's...
Let's just respect ourselves and be going.
No, no, actually,
maybe we should buy the private jet,
just like you said.
Why are you doing like this?
Uh-uh. Sister Sola, sister Susie.
What?
$800,000, let's spend this money
Shut up!
Go this way. Get out there.
Be going, be going, be going.
- Aren't you tired of Uber?
- Thank you.
Huh?
What happened to taking
the next watch while I slept?
Calm down.
- Calm down.
- No, I'm not. The gate is open.
Calm down! I have been in this job.
I know what I'm doing.
I recorded everything
in case even if we miss something.
Wait. Let me show you.
- Everything is here.
- Let me see what you have.
I think...
I think the battery died.
Maybe if we charge it, the...
It's... It's even possible that...
it wasn't a human being that opened it.
Maybe it's a mosquito.
In this country now,
things are happening.
Mummy.
Which house is this, oh?
It's our house, oh, Mummy.
Eh?
Susie, is that true?
No, Mummy, it's not our house.
It's for my new boss, actually.
He relocated to Canada with his family,
and he said we could stay here
for a few months.
Oh! We should stay here.
- For a few months.
- Yes, Mummy.
Your boyfriend?
No, Mummy, he's really rich.
This is just one of his houses.
Mummy, Susie just closed
a very big contract.
If you see the bonus they gave her...
Ah!
It's big.
- Well done. Congratulations
- Congrats.
You'll prosper. Prayers.
- You will not lack anything.
- Amen.
God will be with you.
- Amen.
- God bless you and thank you.
- Thank you.
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy.
Be patient.
Now let me take you to your room.
Do you know what they call
a king-size bed? Ah!
Bed in your former house,
it's like six of it.
You would spread your legs,
spread your hands,
there's still space.
Come and go and see.
Show her. Mummy, it's big, oh.
Then the bathroom. That automatic tap.
Show her.
Mummy, you will love it.
Yes.
- Enjoy!
- Didn't I tell you...
- Shut up.
- Ah-ah.
You and you're boss are incredible.
He must be out.
- You're so annoying
- More bonuses to come.
Please come forward
with any information.
Regarding the robbery
of an Ikoyi mansion,
where the bodies of Chief Adekunle Douglas
and seven others were found.
After months of surveillance,
we believe this to be one
of Chief Douglas's properties,
and from our investigation,
a minimum of one million dollars
was stolen during the fatal robbery.
The EFCC would like to appeal
to the public...
Uh-uh! These people can lie.
Money that was not even up
to one million dollars.
- Shh.
- Eh?
Madam? What did you say?
Ah.
Don't mind me, I'm just saying,
these news people can lie,
and all these government officials lie.
Don't mind them, they're liars.
- OK.
- Yes, so go do your job.
Thank you, eh?
- Sorry.
- You don't have sense.
Somebody cannot make mistake.
Sola, I'm going out. Can you just try
not to do anything stupid?
I know it's hard but try.
- Wow!
- Huh?
Wow! Now everything I'm doing is stupid.
Even yourself, you know that
everything you do is stupid.
Blockhead.
Thank you.
Could your fave ever?
- Bola, what's going on?
- Oh.
What did you guys do?
Guys, there's my sister, Susie!
Bola, get that thing out of my face now!
Hey! Hey!
Sola, why the hell would
you guys throw a party?
Susie, calm down.
Are you insane?
Do you want to go to jail?
Or worse, get killed?
Susie, rejoice and carry your body.
Because right now,
if you cannot remember
that woman did not say
anything about us.
So, we should allow them
to suspect us now, right?
Susie, calm down.
That vein is bursting again.
Look at me, my eyes are dirty.
A girl's gotta party.
Thank you!
Rejoice and carry your body!
Even me, I did not even know
their father had money like this.
This is fraudulent money.
You think they stole all the money
they've been talking about on the news?
How else can you explain all this?
It's the same man they met at my hotel.
Please, I'm sure all the money
is in this house.
They can't put it in a bank.
Ah-ah! How do you hear about everything?
Me Andy.
I have my sources. I have eyes everywhere.
Andy, what?
Ah-ah! My love.
Because you're doing big things now,
you're chopping big money.
You don't want me, the love of your life,
to be there for you.
Which smelling love of life?
Love of life that almost got me killed.
Baby, that's love, that's love.
That's why you're my ride-or-die.
Get out!
God forbid, I'm not doing
any ride-or-die with any stupid man.
Right now, I'm doing ride-and-blow.
If you don't have no money,
I'm not riding with you,
Cos I'm not dying for any man,
not even for you, Andy.
- Get out.
- My love!
My sweetheart! Ah!
The ladies here aren't bad.
Babe?
Can you hear me?
Look, I need those tickets and visas ASAP!
You need to work on it quicker.
Why is it taking so long?
- Guys, meet my sister, Su...
- Get out!
Hi. My name is Laura.
Welcome to my neighborhood.
Are you OK?
Are you OK?
No! No! No! No!
Sola!
Hello, madam.
Can I help you?
We have a warrant
to search these premises.
EFCC.
Why do you want to search this house?
We are not hiding anything illegal.
It's just my sisters and I here,
and we just moved in.
Well, why not leave that
for us to determine
after we've conducted our search?
Sweetheart,
come back to bed, come to Daddy.
You need to get out now.
Baby, try now.
You should at least make me breakfast.
Can you hear me?
I said you need to get out now.
Baby, this is what I don't like.
I'm only here
trying to spend time with you.
Shh! Are you deaf? Are you deaf?
The police is here.
You need to pass the back door. Quickly!
Back door!
OK, ladies, no more games.
Look, it's in your best interest
you cooperate with us.
Again?
Look, we've answered all
your questions for over 12 hours now.
There's no money anywhere!
Whoever gave you this tip
must have been misinformed.
Or even jealous.
Officer, God has blessed us.
Instead of them praying
that God should bless them too,
they are going about doing
whistleblower, whistleblower.
They don't even know
how to blow a whistle.
- Never mind an ordinary balloon.
- They can't blow it.
They didn't blow this one well, sir.
See, boss, I beg you, we are tired.
You searched our house.
There was nothing there.
Boss, please, look at us.
Do we look like people that can steal
one million dollars, one million dollars?
- Exactly!
- Ah-ah!
OK, fine, you can go,
but then I'll be in touch.
- You may go for now.
- OK
Bad boys. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
Just an ordinary surveillance,
and you guys blew it!
Ordinary secretary like you,
what do you what you know
about field mission?
Idiot!
By now, the boss is looking for us,
so let's...
Can we get any clearer?
This is the best we could do.
The video is from the house
across the street,
and we are lucky to have them
skirting the frame.
All right, you just play.
Go, go.
Hold on, stop it right there.
All right, zoom in for me.
Some more, some more.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What did he see?
Yo, the ladies who just left,
who interviewed them?
I think it was Patrick and Ike.
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! Did you
interview the girls that just left?
Well, well, well!
If it ain't Sleeping Beauty!
Very funny. Are you done?
Listen, the ladies who just left,
did you interview them?
Don't you need to sit down?
You might fall asleep
just standing there.
OK.
I don't blame you, idiot!
Are you done?
Can you just shut up and give me
the information I need?
This is serious. I'm begging you.
Ogbeh! Amadi! My office now!
I'll be right back.
Wicked person!
Get out of here. Douchebags.
Imagine!
This was supposed to be a simple task.
As a matter of fact,
the only skill required
was the ability to keep your eyes open.
Yet as simple as that was,
both of you managed
to mess everything up.
- Ogbeh.
- Yes, ma'am?
I expected better of you.
Obum.
A door knob is way more intelligent
than you are.
Now the man is dead,
and all the money that we knew
was in that house has disappeared.
And both of you have no leads,
not a single one.
I will write a petition
and get both of you...
Ma'am.
If I may, we... we have two suspects.
Yes. Yes, ma'am.
We even have them on video.
What are the two of you
doing still standing here?
Oh! Good. Come and show me
the surveillance video.
Let me just quickly get water.
My friend, come and show me
the surveillance video!
Excuse me, ma'am. Sorry.
All right,
could you please load the video?
What is this?
One second, ma'am.
My friend, move from there!
Er, ma'am, this is strange,
It says the file is lost.
Hey! My village people
have followed me to the office.
What do you mean, the file is lost?
Does your laptop now eat files?
Please find it!
Guy, just check the firewall, all right?
You are the tech guy now.
This is...
Ma'am, it's completely lost.
I mean, it's not corrupted,
it's not encrypted.
It's just gone.
Disappeared?
You expect me to believe that data
in one of the most secure facilities
in Nigeria has disappeared?
How do you guys think you can spin this?
Ma'am, I promise you,
we saw those two suspects.
- They came to the house.
- I took it with my phone.
- Oh, shut up!
- Oh, God!
Just shut up.
- Ogbeh...
- Yes, ma'am?
I'm giving you
and your dimwit of a partner
one week, just one week,
to find those suspects
and unravel this case,
or else I will throw you out of here
and you will never find work
in law enforcement again!
In short, the only place that the two
of you would find work is Mr. Bigg's.
Check again.
I know the uncle that is doing this to me.
Hm.
Ah, Mummy!
Mummy, greetings.
Are you OK?
Why are you sitting here?
Bola, the lights.
Hey!
Quiet. Now move.
Blood of Zechariah!
- Blood of Zechariah!
- Mummy, are you OK?
Have you taken your medicine?
Please, I beg you.
Please, my mother is ill.
Please, please my mother is ill.
Please, sir, let's just give her
some water. She'll choke.
Don't mind them.
Stupid people.
Anyway, I have a prayer for you.
Your child would do the same to you.
Silence!
Nobody will get hurt...
if you answer this question
Please, which question, sir?
Where is my money?
Oga, which money? We don't have any
money. You did not give us any money.
Yes, it's not us.
We don't normally steal.
Please, just let my mum go.
You have the wrong people.
We didn't take any money.
We didn't take any money.
Please, just let my mum go.
I think you have the wrong people.
They have carried me!
They are carrying me!
Daddy, Daddy, please!
Ye! Ye!
Boss, I'm begging you!
In the name of God,
I'm not the one that stole the money.
Sister Sola and sister Susie went to go
and carry money that is not for them!
I just followed them and spent it.
I'm the last born! Don't shoot me.
I'm begging you, please, sir!
You see this thing that is called gun?
I love it.
Because anywhere the truth is...
it will find it.
This thing is better than charms, I swear.
So, I ask you again, my girls...
where is the money?
Please, please, we have it, we have it.
Ah?
Yes, sir.
But please...
we have spent small inside.
Small.
What did you eat?
Eh? What did you eat?
It's... It's beans and small egg.
So, how much have you spent?
150,000, just small. Please...
Eh?
150,000 naira?
Someone else's money!
Give them their money!
So, you spent...
150,000 US dollars in three days?
I'm dead!
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy...
150,000 dollars! US dollars!
These children have killed me!
You have killed me!
So, where is the rest of the money?
Money! Money! Money!
If that money does not come out
in five minutes...
Someone will die here.
Sir! I have it! I have it!
I will bring it now.
Mummy, Bola!
I will bring it!
I will bring it.
Boss, please, don't shoot me, sir.
Who opened this place?
Hey.
God. Oh, God!
- Where is the money?
- Sir, I kept it here.
Andy!
Where is the money?
Just calm down, sir.
So, yesterday we did party,
then EFCC came to our house.
Sir, wait. Before they now carried us,
I kept it in one corner.
I kept it there,
and that's when I now said
let me go and bring the money.
But as I reach there,
it's not there again.
What?
These people think I'm playing!
I promise you,
I swear to God in my life,
I will bring the money for you,
I promise, I will bring it.
I will find the money, I know where it is.
I will bring it, sir.
True.
You have five days.
Did you hear what I said?
- Five.
- OK, sir.
But before then, take the mother.
I beg you, I beg you. See, see.
Please, my mother is very ill.
She might not look like it
but she needs to take her medication
every 12 hours or else.
I beg you, I beg you, I beg you!
Look, if you don't bring
the money in five days,
I will come back here
and I will cut all your throats!
Please, sir!
Leave my leg!
Susie.
Nobody knows where he is.
I can't believe we got Mummy
mixed up in all of this.
If she is hurt...
if she doesn't make it...
Don't talk like that now.
See, Mummy is very strong.
Did you see how they carried her out?
We're trying to control her cancer
so that it doesn't escalate,
and did you see the way
they carried her out?
Like... Like she's just...
Please, please,
I'm going to fix this thing.
I promise, I'm going to fix this.
In the morning...
In the morning, I will go out
and look for that idiot, that Andy,
and I promise you,
I promise you I will bring the money back.
Please.
Andy! Thief, idiot!
It won't be well with your generation.
Where's my money?
Bring the money, please!
- You're stupid!
- Baby, calm down.
- Answer!
- Bring money.
I helped you safeguard the money.
If not for me,
the police would have come back.
Idiot! Armed robber!
Bring it. I told you guys
he would give me the money.
Andy, Andy, Andy!
Andy! Andy!
Andy!
Andy, you're very mad.
Andy, bring that bag.
Thief!
You're very foolish.
- You guys should come very quickly!
- Unfortunate fellow!
Go, go!
- Andy!
- You are very, very stupid!
Andy, please, now! Andy!
Andy!
Ah, ah. Tejumade.
Sir.
- Good evening.
- How's your mother?
She's fine, sir.
- Why haven't we seen you anymore?
- No reason.
- You don't come for prayers?
- Get out!
What's wrong with these children?
Ah, my enemies, oh!
- Andy!
- Andy!
Andy! Andy!
Andy, we have done
enough running. It's enough.
Andy! Ah!
- Andy!
- Calm down.
- Who did you give the money to?
- Calm down, calm down.
The money is safe. Is it not me?
Who did you give that money to?
Call him back now.
Baby, calm down. It's me now.
If not for me,
you know that you'll be in prison.
I just want my cut.
Andy, I swear to God,
if I don't kill you, my name is not Sola.
You had better call
that person back to bring that money.
Baby, calm down,
all power belongs to God.
Andy! Andy, the money!
- Who did you give the money to?
- Andy!
- Andy?
- Andy?
Andy? Who did you give the money to?
Who was on the bike?
Who did you give the money to?
- I gave...
- Uh-huh?
Who? Who?
- Who?
- I gave...
You've said that one before.
Who did you give the money to?
Who, who? The name, the name.
Who?
- Andy! Andy!
- Andy!
Who did you give it to?
Who was on the okada?
- Andy? Andy?
- Andy?
Andy! Andy!
Andy!
- Who did you give the money to?
- Who did you give the money to?
- I gave...
Who did you give it to? Yes? Who?
- Who?
- Andy!
Andy? Andy?
You won't die peacefully, idiot!
Andy? Andy!
- We have to leave.
- Andy? Andy? Andy?
- We have to leave.
- Andy?
- Andy? Andy?
- Sola, Sola, Sola!
- Sola! Sola! Sola!
- He's pretending, he's pretending!
Do you know anyone that might know
who the guy on the bike was?
Ah. Andy does not have friends, oh.
Only a long list of idiot people
that he's always running from
because he's owing them money.
Sola, I warned you about this guy.
Now what are we going to do?
See, I can actually go back there, oh.
- Can you raise people from the dead?
- That boy is an idiot.
That boy is a mad man.
He can be pretending.
- We have to figure out...
- You should forget all this.
The way he Andy died,
he will not die peacefully.
If he dies peacefully,
he will not make it to heaven.
If he makes it to heaven,
they will not open the gates of paradise.
That is not what we're talking.
What are we going to do?
I have told you let's go back there.
That boy might be pretending.
I know Andy. He's a fake guy.
He's a fake guy.
Which one can you carry?
But what is it now? What?
You EFCC people again?
My sister, this EFCC is handsome.
Er, why are you laughing? What's funny?
What is funny
is that we don't have any money.
You have the money!
And you better start talking now!
Didn't your bosses
just release us yesterday
- because they had no evidence?
- Quiet!
- We have you on video.
- Mm-hm.
The two of you.
You in a gold dress.
That sound familiar?
And you, red, I believe.
Leaving the house with the money.
Deny that.
The clothes that they wore,
is it body-hug like this one?
- Talk!
- You have no evidence.
Because if you did,
you'll be showing us this so-called
footage instead of all this talk.
- Yes
- Oh, yeah?
Oh! It's a staring competition.
Let's go.
The footage.
Hm?
All right, fine. Maybe we don't have
the footage available now.
- For now.
- But we can prove you took the money.
Excuse me. Do you even
have a warrant for this arrest?
Of course, we have a warrant.
You know that this is tantamount
to abduction, right?
You have no right to keep us here.
Ha! No, you can keep me.
Let's... let's get to know each other.
Officer, do you know
that we can sue you?
We can sue you for stalking.
- Kidnapping.
- Assault.
Intent to inflict bodily harm.
- Emotional trauma.
- Abduction.
Sister Susie,
you've said abduction before.
- Endangerment!
- All right, enough.
It's OK, it's OK.
I told you this was a stupid idea.
All right, we'll...
drop you off at your house.
- Yes.
- Thank you.
- This is far from over, I promise you.
- Very far from over.
It cannot be over.
We don't know each other very well yet.
Bye-bye, Officer Dan.
Can't you see that the man is fine?
Such a handsome man.
Such a handsome man,
someone that is trying to arrest you.
Let's get to Mummy.
- I will slap you.
- Fool!
What is it? That's how you people
just slap somebody in this thing as if...
So...
you are the unfortunate
idiots that stole my money.
I've got a little assignment for you.
Since you're such good thieves,
how about you go back
and steal my money?
- What?
- From where, Ma?
Anikulapo.
Isn't that Fela?
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Sorry, Ma. I'm so sorry, Ma.
Please, Ma.
Isn't he the one that eats cornflakes
out of human skulls?
It's him! My life!
Aw, you do not know the half of it.
We are not hardened criminals
like you think.
Look at us, we're not hardened criminals.
- We did not even steal anything.
- We'll do it.
Huh? Susie?
Sister Susie, are you mad?
Susie?
Anikulapo, he has a vault in his house.
He has so much money,
even more than the Central Bank.
Now, I want that money,
and you ladies are going to get it for me.
You want us to crack a vault open?
Ah, sister!
Fear God now!
Auntie...
I don't know if you've been hearing
what we've been saying since.
You see that your father's money...
we just saw it on the floor.
We're not criminals.
We don't know how to open a safe,
not to talk of cracking a vault.
Oh, shut up!
He's throwing a lavish party tomorrow,
which is a form of decoy
to move all that cash.
Now, there will be so many cars in there,
and even his staff don't know
which one will be carrying the money.
You ladies are going to steal the money
and bring it to me.
How are we supposed to steal the money
if we don't know which car?
Good question.
You'll be on standby at the party.
I will clarify which car has the cash,
and you will poison the driver
and bring the car and the money to me.
- Auntie...
- We have entered trouble.
See, all these things, I'm just trying
to use it to change your mind.
We've been hearing bad, bad things
about this Anikulapo,
how he used to cut people's bodies.
He will cut their body and he will
give them to eat when they are alive.
If they catch us and they kill us...
Does it look like I care?
Does this sound like a request?
We'll do it.
We'll do it.
Shut up your mouth.
Yes, Ma.
She says she will do it.
Susie, so how are we going
to do it now?
Do you know where we can get
almost two million dollars?
- Two million how?
- Yes now.
Sola, if we're going to get Mummy back
and still have enough to give this woman,
we'll need more than $800,000.
Wait, so you're saying that...
we will steal from the money
that we are stealing for that woman
from the one that we stole
from her father?
- Exactly.
- Ah.
Ah!
If they tell me that
I will not see 28 years old,
I will say that it's a lie.
Me that thought my 26th birthday
will be on a yacht, it would be lit.
Even my 28th I will not get to celebrate.
If brother with
a snake-like shoe did not kill me,
Acid Auntie will kill me.
If she did not kill me,
Anikulapo will kill me.
In four days, one way or another,
I will be kebab.
Wait.
So, anyway, it's not bad now.
Let's be eating garri and groundnut
because it's necessary for someone
to be eating Ijebu-garri in the afterlife.
Because I don't even understand...
Collect another one.
We have suffered today.
See, I don't like this one.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
That is not enough reason
to want to toss us in the back
of your smelly van for a second time.
Fine, fine, fine. Sorry.
OK? We're sorry about that.
But...
We already told you.
Our jobs are on the line.
OK? If we don't find a way to figure out
who took that money and what happened...
Please, shut up.
Just shut up.
Please, it's not our business
if your job is on the line or anything.
You don't have any evidence against us,
so go and look for criminals elsewhere.
Please, listen to what we're saying, OK?
I'm fine, thank you.
Oh, is it too cold? Sorry.
- Let me just do it for you.
- It's fine. I will do it myself, thank...
Oh, no! Why do I have hands?
I will do it for you.
Thank you, thank you.
Look, let's cut the nonsense, OK?
Maybe we don't have
the evidence today,
but we know for a fact
that you people stole that money.
All right?
I know what I saw on that video.
For all we know,
you killed the man too.
Hey-hey-hey!
What is it with all these people
talking about killing, killing, killing?
Excuse you, sir. Dan!
Look at us.
We are the Sugar sisters.
Do we look like killers?
Killers rarely do.
- You know what?
- What?
- Do you guys have guns?
- But of course!
Do you know how to shoot the guns?
Dan, tell them who I am.
When I was in shooting training school,
they used to call me the Sniper Man.
When lizard is passing,
I don't look, I just... he dies.
- Blabbermouth.
- Thank you, my love.
- Susie, what are you doing?
- Chill, chill.
So, your boss
has essentially been embarrassed
- by the mess you both made? Yeah?
- Yes.
And she could use a big win
to recover from it, right?
- Yes.
- And you both could use a big win,
not just to keep your jobs,
but to, you know,
be the big boys
and the heroes in the office.
Right?
This girl is very intelligent.
She is very intelligent.
If we have somebody
like this in our team,
that stupid Patrick
would not be insulting us.
Obum, you've not even heard
what she has to say.
She is making the right punches.
She's intelligent.
What she's saying is apt.
My dear, talk to me.
What if both of you
were the officers
who took down Anikulapo?
You're very, very stupid, idiot!
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait.
- What are you talking about?
- Anikulapo.
You can't mention that name.
Even his father, his late father,
you can't mention his name.
It doesn't matter who his father is!
- OK? Nobody is above the law.
- Listen, this is the law.
This is Anikulapo. It's too far.
What if you had evidence against him?
What kind of evidence?
Evidence that he's keeping
Nigeria's national budget in his house.
I don't think these people are all right.
These people are all mad.
I am going!
Wait. Come here.
Where are you going?
Look at this right here. OK?
Bro, aren't you tired?
We can change this country.
Like the ones that promised us change
have done anything.
Look at me. Look at me, look at me.
Obumneke.
- Do you want to go back to the village?
- God forbid!
Do you want to become
a bus driver again?
- Never!
- So, what are you saying?
This is our only chance.
OK? If we don't solve this case,
they will fire us,
and you will go back to the village
and I would go back
to where I came from.
Come on, think about it.
This is our only chance.
OK, erm...
what's the plan?
Tonight we sleep.
Tomorrow we plan.
To sleep, you can come
and spend the night in my room.
- Where's your own room?
- If I sound you.
We will sleep in the van.
- Oh, come on.
- It's a big house.
Please, you guys
can just sleep on the couch.
In this mosquito season?
Do you have a conscience?
We will love to take the couch.
Thank you.
It's perfect.
No, the couch is not good enough.
- It's too...
- Bola, Bola.
This is turning
into sexual harassment.
Leave the man alone.
Sis, can I not be nice in peace again?
- You can sexually harass me.
- I'm done.
Get out of my way!
- Oh! Er, hi, sorry.
- Yeah.
I thought everyone would be asleep.
Let me...
No, no, I just came to get...
You couldn't sleep either?
Er, that's one way to put it.
Too much on my mind.
How did someone like you
end up working in the EFCC?
What do you mean, someone like me?
I mean, Obum I can actually picture
working for the Nigerian government,
but you?
A bank, an oil company maybe.
Somewhere where your work
would actually matter.
What makes you think
my work doesn't matter?
Oh, come on. This is Nigeria.
- So?
- The EFCC is just a witch-hunt police
for whoever the sitting president is.
Yeah, I don't believe that.
Over the last, let's say, ten years,
financial crimes, corruption everything,
it's been down, yes or no?
- Are you talking about this Nigeria?
- Of course, the same Nigeria.
The entire country is corrupt.
It's a game we all play.
Fine. Are you going
to be part of that corruption,
or are you going to find a way
to be part of the solution?
- That's the simple question.
- You are incredibly naive.
Incredibly naive,
if you truly believe that.
That's fine.
And that's literally
the worst thing you can be.
If you work for
the Nigerian government,
before you know it,
you will be charged
with crimes you did not commit
and sent to prison by the people
that actually committed the crime.
I'm sorry I brought it up.
- Good night.
- Good night.
Is that... what you think happened
to your father?
What do you know about my father?
Fredrick Sugar.
Born Fredrick Babalola Sugar, 1953,
mastermind behind the third-largest loot
in Nigerian history.
Impersonated a CBN governor,
convinced a German bank
to invest in a fictitious airport
in Abuja,
almost got away with it.
He is part of our training material
at the commission.
Well, he didn't do it.
Sure.
My father was just as naive as you,
thinking he could change this country.
It was Anikulapo's father
that set him up.
This is personal for you, then.
No, this is beyond personal.
This...
is my wildest dream come true.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome the Flamingo Dance Troupe.
My manhood has been tampered with.
They're supposed to make me Chief
next week.
- Where is sister Susie? Have you...
- Hey!
- Do you have eyes on her?
- Not yet.
Wole, where are you?
Yes, sir.
I'm at the back entrance of the house.
I'm working on the security cameras.
Hey.
From Gina.
Excellent defending!
And it's cleared for a throw-in...
Well done, oh.
I said let me bring you
something to drink.
Thank you.
- Where were you?
- Yeah, long story. What happened?
Everything OK?
The drivers should be out cold
any moment from now.
OK. Now we need to figure out
which car it's in.
How far?
- Er, yeah, so it's been taken care of.
- OK.
But I can't find the rest of our party.
Do you know where they are?
Must I do everything?
Sorry. Check these.
Let's go, let's go.
Bola? Bola? Bola, Bola, Bola.
Bola, be mindful.
- Bola!
- What are you doing?
What's wrong with you? Bola?
Get up.
Are you guys mad?
- Do you want them to kill us?
- Yes, let's go, let's go, let's go.
- We have the money, let's go.
- Everybody wait!
What?!
Do I look cute?
Let's go, please.
We have the money. Let's go.
- I'm begging you.
- Guys, you don't have to rush this thing.
- No problem. Let's go.
- What's wrong with them?
They are high.
I saw them with that shisha.
Bola, Bola. Please, please...
- Where did that man come out from?
- There's no one there. Please, let's go.
See Fadeyi Oloro!
There's no one there.
- We need to go now!
- See dollars!
- What?
- There's no one there. Let's go, please.
- Is that not our money?
- Dollars! Dollars!
- The money is here now!
- The money is right here!
- Stop there!
- Are you seeing me?
Uh-uh. I'm seeing your shadow.
My friend, give me the money!
You are playing with the lion's tail,
you small boy!
Uh-uh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Gina has killed us.
You think you can steal
Anikulapo's money? Ha!
Lies! Taboo!
- My younger sister is mad!
- Gina has killed us.
Collect his key!
You are disrespecting your elder!
- Susie
- Maybe it's in another car.
My mum, my mum!
Where is Bola?
Ah!
Rapture has happened!
My younger sister has gone!
We did not make heaven.
Sister Sola!
Bola?
Sister Sola!
Bola? From heaven.
Sister Sola, be coming now!
Oh, my God! I cannot believe
I'm in an invisible car.
Somebody wake me up.
- This baba's jazz is very strong, oh!
- It's crazy.
This must be the flying button.
- Let me see
- No!
Well done, Susie.
I see you and your sister
have bought your freedom.
- Who is this?
- You have your company,
and I have mine.
Fair enough.
Now, if you hand me my money,
we can all put this ugly episode
behind us.
I will but there's a small problem.
What might that be?
I need some of the money.
Did I hear you clearly?
Did you say you want
some of my money?
You might want to sit down.
Who the hell are you?
Now, what the hell is going on here?
Do you have my money?
You little wench!
You tried to double-cross me?
I must admit,
I didn't know you had it in you.
- Kill them.
- Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait!
OK? Everyone, just calm down.
We can resolve this
without anybody dying.
Whatever is going on here
is none of my concern.
All I'm telling you now is that
return that money that you stole
or else your mother is dead.
How do I know she's still alive?
Now give me my money.
OK, Gina, erm...
this is the small problem
I was telling you about.
You see, he says that the money
that we found at your father's house...
is his.
You vermin.
First you kill my father...
and now you have the balls
to try to take my money?
Madam, come on!
That money is not your own.
If it isn't mine,
then tell me, whose is it?
Cos it certainly isn't yours.
Actually, my dear, the money is mine.
Auntie Caroline?
Don't act so shocked, darling.
I'm confused.
You and my father have been friends
since I can remember.
It's nothing personal.
Your father was just greedy.
That money was part of a pool that
was supposed to be shared by everyone
but your dad refused to let it go.
It was a unanimous decision
to get rid of him.
It's just principles, really.
- I don't understand.
- Shut up, Ogbeh.
Now hand over the money.
I looked up to you. You're literally
the most decorated officer...
You've always been dense but even you
should know when it's over.
Now, getting rid of my father
might have been easy...
but if you all think that you're
leaving here with my money,
you're all delusional
Gina, sweetheart,
did you really think
you could steal from me?
Enitan, sweetheart...
it's not really what you think.
If you wanted money,
you should have just said so.
And these are the peasants you hired
to do your dirty work.
You couldn't even find me
worthy adversaries.
I mean, it's disrespectful.
You're lucky I'm still fond of you.
So, I'll let you live.
Hey!
If you don't produce my money
in less than one second,
your mother will die.
Please, please, please, please, please!
Please.
Can you people even see the money?
Okotoripa!
Guys, you can come out.
They can see us.
Guys, it's like the juju has finished, oh.
Hm?
Is there anyone who still wants to try me?
He didn't die.
Fire, fire, fire!
Go and get Mummy.
She's in the white van!
Get out of my way, you useless boy!
Sorry, Ma, but you're under arrest.
Obum, get out of my way.
You're under arrest.
Put your hands up where I can see it!
Put it up higher!
- Higher, higher.
- Obum, I will deal with you.
I hope you like Mr. Bigg's,
because they're looking for sales girls,
and you look very well for it.
Go.
Susie!
You came into my party,
stole my money.
Now you want to kill me.
Me? The White Lion?
OK, now, you have
the White Lion's full attention.
Dan! Dan!
Dan! Dan!
Dan!
This is for my dad, Fredrick Sugar,
and every other life
you and your father have ruined.
Sugar?
You're Sugar's child?
Then you should have known better.
To the floor.
Burn them.
- Bola?
- Hm?
- Let's go and take Susie.
- OK, OK, OK.
Sit down here. Have you heard?
Just stay here. We are coming.
Mummy, don't get up.
Don't come outside. Just wait.
Sola, wait.
Let's go.
- Yes! I love you!
- I love you guys!
- Ah-ah-ah! Easy, easy.
- Sorry.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Move, move, move.
I'll put this one here.
Yes.
I didn't tell you?
Did or didn't I tell you?
I said I will have money,
I will have stupid money.
Now look at me.
I'm in trouble. The song is too sweet.