Susana and Elvira: No Plan B (2026) Movie Script
GOA, INDIA
Fuck my life!
I don't want to die, Elvira!
No!
I have too much to live for!
Remember when I taught you how to ski?
I stayed behind you so you wouldn't fall.
What?
I was always behind you. This is the same.
I don't want to jump!
Look at me. I love you with all my heart.
You're my number one.
-No!
-Do it!
SUSANA AND ELVIRA: NO PLAN B
THINGS TO DO BEFORE 40
TRIP TO INDIA WITH SUSANA
CHECKLIST: SKYDIVING,
SABBATICAL TRIP WITH MY AMIGA
-Can't you leave any tourist in one piece?
-What?
You're going to scare him off!
You meditate a lot,
but you seem a little stressed.
-Want me to lend you Rodolfo?
-This is enough for me.
This is bullshit.
Hey!
You're kidding me, Elvira! You hooked up?
Fauna.
TWO YEARS LATER
Next.
Bring the classic.
Let's go with a classic of all time.
This is different, but it's beautiful.
-It's divine.
-Yes.
What?
No. Come here.
Okay.
It's all right.
Alaska, my dear.
If you tried on the dresses,
not your wedding planner,
I think this process
would be much less traumatic.
No. When I see one,
just one,
that makes me jealous
of how it looks on you,
I'll know that's it.
Sure. I totally get the jealousy approach.
But there are some small differences.
Your hair color. You're much thinner.
There is a huge age difference.
You're suffocating in that dress, Susana!
It's like Queen Camilla
trying on Lady Di's dress.
Right?
Exactly.
I think we can take a break from dresses.
Let's go from bottom to top.
You'll fall in love with some shoes
and we'll find the perfect dress.
All right?
I like it.
-All right, go on. I'll stay here.
-Yes.
All right, I'll help you with your shoes.
Now I'll find out what you're earning.
You'll be surprised.
-Wow, divine.
-Thank you.
Four?
One, two, three, four. Incredible.
I love it.
You must be making petrodollars.
-I'm doing incredibly well.
-I can imagine.
Oddity pays the most.
-Of course.
-But this stays between us.
My fianc will kill me
if he finds out I don't have a cake shop.
It's really important
that whoever takes care of the girl
really vibes with me.
Because it's been hard
for her to adapt to this culture.
She's from India.
And are you really leaving for good?
Yes, I'm Macarena's manager.
at dawn
I got lost in your voice
And I forgot who I was before
Even though fear tried to defeat me
I jumped because this only happens once
The problems of growing up
How to split the chores
Let the desire come
What are you doing with Rodolfo del Solar?
Me?
Look, I ran into Rodolfo
and he invited me for coffee.
What should I have said? No?
Ma'am, please. There's no room.
Can you get out?
Who? Me?
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Come.
Yes! The truth is, yes!
I'm talking to Rodolfo,
and I'm thinking about it.
What, Macarena?
What about Mexico?
-I'm already packed.
-I know.
Everything is ready.
I sold half of my apartment.
Macarena, I even found
a foster dad for Conchi.
Are you getting rid of me?
I need to think about my future, Elvira.
She's getting rid of me.
There's no way she's getting rid of you.
Alaska, dear.
I can't find
the confirmation for the beach club.
If we don't pay now,
they'll cancel our reservation.
That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Because I want a really high-end venue.
Like the one in Cond Nast.
The one that's owned by Gustavo Heredia.
Naio?
That's the one.
You and half the world.
No, that's impossible.
I heard of a wedding planner
who can get it.
But she's probably better connected.
Really? She probably booked it years ago
and secured the spot.
Like ticket scalpers.
Yes, because there are mafias
in the business of love too.
That's why I suggest
we don't dwell on this anymore
and we book it.
I don't even know
if I want to get married anymore!
What?
Hold on, my dear,
it's a little late to-- No!
Everything
I don't know
if I want to keep trying things on.
I'd better go.
Hold on, it's a little late to--
Excuse me!
We have everything ready.
Tn!
Let her go, it'll pass.
That's not her first panic attack,
and it won't be her last.
Besides, I'm telling you, Tn.
That chick with that conservative?
Max.
Frankly, when I started this business
I honestly didn't imagine
it'd be such a pain.
You try to fulfil people's wildest dreams
only for them to either regret it
or pay late.
In the meantime,
you have to pay loads of taxes.
If you don't pay, you're threatened with
-There, there.
-I'm desperate.
In half an hour?
Come.
INTERNATIONAL MEDICAL AID
How long?
Till the second round?
No.
How long are you staying this time?
Not long.
I leave for Ukraine in a few minutes.
Ukraine?
I'm serious.
Didn't you say
you don't have to go back there anymore?
Yes, I know.
But the situation changed
and I'm the only one
with experience in pediatric trauma.
And the others?
The other.
Nothing happened,
he just got tired of this.
So when can you go to the clinic?
What clinic, dear?
The embryo clinic, Manu.
When I come back, I promise.
I'll go when I come back.
Don't pout.
REVIEW APARTMENT REMODELING PLANS
GET GAUGHT UP ON TAXES
FINISH THE FERTILITY PROCESS
ELVIRA
"Skydiving," check.
"Quit a job I don't like."
That's done, check.
-Check.
-Sabbatical trip with my amiga.
-Check.
-Check.
Sleep with the same guy, check.
The guy with the gray thong, remember?
Why is it so hard to apologize?
LET'S STOP BEING STUPID, OKAY?
I MISS YOU
LET'S FORGIVE EACH OTHER, OKAY?
You know something, Elvira?
To me,
this was much more important
than you can imagine.
But since we never talked about it
You know what?
Keep partying with whoever you want,
however you want.
Hello.
Yes.
It was awful.
I invite you
to move to the rhythm of Chano.
CHANO
SOLD OUI honestly don't like
talking about myself much.
But if there's one person
who has helped Chano
to get to the very top,
well, that'd be me.
The best thing I've ever done
is deciding to marry Maca.
What? Don't you think
that's overambitious?
That idea could be
epically the worst decision
of my life, Conchi.
And you know the list is long.
That's the biggest load of nonsense
I've ever heard.
And I've heard a lot of nonsense.
It's not nonsense,
they're getting married either way.
Why not take advantage of it?
What makes the world go round?
Dirty sex.
-Weapons.
-Love.
Gossip.
People don't even want
the real love story.
They want the story
we sell them about love.
And after all the drama
you've been through,
show the people that you finally made it.
And if that comes with a sappy song
worthy of a Venezuelan soap opera,
that's success for reality TV.
A docuseries.
What do you think?
Yes!
Your dream wedding, your dream concert,
and put them together.
-Who's in charge of the wedding?
-One of those wedding companies.
They do weddings every day.
How much time do you need?
Three months, so it works with Mexico.
You have two weeks.
A final episode must be live.
The tax authority informs you
that it's about to begin
the foreclosure process
on your company Plus One.
What?
What happened?
Crazy lady.
Nothing for the next two weeks?
Nothing?
WEDDING PLANNER COMPANIES
April?
In dollars?
Are you really asking
for that much in dollars?
+1EVENTS
Plus One, this is Valentn Mercado,
COWO, Chief of Wedding Operations.
Two weeks?
Yes, of course.
It'd be like a celebrity wedding.
A famous artist,
without security, in a place like this?
From one day to the next.
-Hello.
-Hello.
And she didn't ask for a discount? No way.
I'm telling you. It's the tax people,
they'll be waiting for me inside.
It's not the tax man.
It's a boutique company.
That will work in our favor,
they'll be more attentive.
I spoke with the manager, and told her
it was a matter of time versus money.
Oh my God.
Why don't you tell me why your doctor
won't donate his floating babies?
Easy, Valentn Eduardo Mercado. I'm sad.
It'll be okay. Look on the bright side.
You won't be a widowed mother,
and you can adopt a dog.
I don't want a Princess Margaret.
All right. Come.
Do you love him?
Elvira?
Susana.
Nice to meet you. Valentn Mercado.
Hi, how are you?
Intern?
Of course, love. I had a divine time.
Of course, I'll call you.
Go on, hang up. No, you hang up.
Okay, I'll hang up.
-Chano, dear. How are you?
-Good.
-What's wrong?
-This place is a shithole.
You don't like it? I'll handle it.
The jacket looks divine on you.
-Maca, you look so pretty. How are you?
-Good.
I love the look.
Are they the wedding planners?
I'll take care of it.
How are you? I'm Chano's manager.
Rodolfo del Solar
de los Monteros de Aragn y Vallecillas.
Nice to meet you, R
Susana. From Plus One.
-Nice to meet you. Valentn Mercado.
-Do you have a book to take notes?
From now on, all ideas go through me.
-They just met again.
-Who?
-They're ex
-Ex-best friends?
Hey, Susi. What's up? Are you pissed off?
No, I'm not pissed off,
but it's shitty that
we spent months planning this,
which was supposed to be more
But no, we look like
a pair of cougars on spring break.
All right. It's because
I didn't join you this morning.
I promise I'll join you tomorrow
and I'll meditate as much as you want.
No, because tomorrow
is the Ayurvedic nutrition class.
-Ayurvedic?
-Yes.
No, Susana. What a drag.
You promised me
this would be like a Julia Roberts plan.
It seems like we skipped "Eat" and "Love"
and only came to "Pray." How boring.
I booked those spots months ago.
We have to go.
When did you become so uptight?
When you went back to being a teenager.
If you just relaxed a little
and weren't ticking off your checklist
one after another, after another,
maybe you'd have a better time,
don't you think?
You know what? I plan.
I do have a life plan.
Which makes me think, what is your plan?
Or do you think
it's realistic to keep living like this?
Like what?
Like this. Floating through life.
As if you were still 22.
You're turning 40, and you have
no fucking idea where you're going.
-Go ahead.
-No, you go ahead.
No, you go ahead.
You go ahead.
From writing about celebrity weddings
to making them happen.
Did you fulfill your big dream
of being a great journalist?
Dreams change.
What matters is having them,
and having a clear goal.
What about you, Julia Roberts?
Now you're a manager?
She's the star of the day.
Isn't Chano the star?
Anyway, managing other people's careers
when you can't manage your own,
interesting.
How is your little business going?
Very well. Didn't you call us?
I had no idea it was you.
You got married?
-You got married.
-I got engaged.
So what?
Who'd you convince?
I know. That half-hearted, unreadable guy
with the Mickey Mouse sheets?
He's a doctor.
Yes. Without Borders.
He works in the conflict zone.
And you?
What do you do in your spare time?
Do you keep adding strange things
to that checklist?
Yes. I actually added
something very important.
Never, ever, become a bitter 40-year-old.
-Really? Why don't you--
-Yes, really.
"I won't live life
like I'm on a school trip"?
-Or "I won't be bitter about everything"?
-"I'll mature before 40."
This lacks creativity. This is shit.
-He didn't like it.
-He didn't?
We're talking about Chano.
He's the Michael Jackson of urban music.
Why did anyone think this would work?
This is shit!
I think that Valentn was only
suggesting a place for the ceremony.
For the family, close friends,
where they will actually marry
but not where the party will be.
Look, honey. Susana, right?
I don't know
what your friend or ex-friend said.
-Elvira.
-Elvira.
But this wedding-concert
is anything but intimate.
Wedding-concert?
Exactly, a wedding-concert.
It's very easy to explain.
What I will say,
and I hope I only have to say it once,
is that this is important.
A lot of people are involved,
a lot of dough.
This is going to be expensive.
Certain people are coming.
I mean advertisers, sponsors, my friends.
We're going to spend
a lot of dough, Susana.
This can't be Unplugged from 1995.
-With candles and batik fabric.
-No.
Am I making myself clear?
Very clear.
Besides, for Plus One, it's very important
to know who we'll be working with,
and it's obvious that these big artists
need a stage to match.
And according to Cond Nast,
the most exclusive place to get married
is Naio.
Naio.
-Chano, that's it.
-Whoa.
Whoa.
-I know.
-Hold on.
-Do you know the Naio guy?
-He's my friend.
-A friend? Or special friend?
-Special friend.
Special friend!
Everyone, listen to me.
Right now,
even the president's son
is on the waiting list.
-Let's go, Chano.
-Of course!
-Really.
-It's the best of the best.
Another thing. Would he let us film there?
We have to film.
The docuseries is live. Would he let us?
-Yes or no?
-Of course, Dolfo!
-Dolfo.
-Dolfo.
If Susana says she knows the guy,
she knows him.
She won't let us down. No worries.
I stick to the plan,
which is always very important.
Valentn, write this down
Well, there you go. It's like I said.
Perfect, all good. Speaking of Unplugged,
I don't think I told you.
Once in 2001,
we did an Unplugged with Ely Guerra,
and then we had the craziest party,
you can't imagine.
We're ready, sir.
You two are a fucking disgrace,
and you're always late.
I'm sorry, man. There was traffic.
Set.
Sound test.
-Move it away.
-Come on, Susana.
Okay.
Tell me you're not doing this
to get back at your ex-friend
for what she did in India,
because it's not worth it.
No, it's not because of her.
It's because we really need this job, Tn.
Are you sure they can handle this?
Where do we start?
By finding the owner of that hotel
and killing him with my charisma.
What charisma?
Look, I need you to focus
on making that song incredible,
on knocking it out of the park,
and when you get on that stage,
people will see what I see. Maca.
You'll stop being known
as Chano's girlfriend.
That will be our ticket to Mexico.
-Yes!
-Yes!
That's it!
Show me the money!
No! "I love you"!
Wait.
Excuse me. This is great.
-Give me some context to understand.
-Come here a moment.
Yes, a testimony. Come over here.
Susana, I need this to go well. No drama.
You don't know what I have at stake here.
I also need this to go well.
We're professionals, right?
Do we need to put bells on you?
Go film Maca.
What should we do
so we don't step on each other's toes?
Since you're such good friends
with the owner, get the site,
so that I can set up the stage
for the concert,
and I'll take care of the important stuff.
The money, the sponsors,
and keeping the egos in check and low.
-Yes, that's important. Keep it low.
-Yes.
Is that what you think of me?
You're stuck in a loop.
You're terrified of growing up.
And you know what? I'm fed up
with supporting you in your growth.
-I'm the one who's fed up.
-Really?
Yes, fed up with you
looking at me that way.
Stop judging me.
You're always looking at me, judging me.
Always with a superiority complex
that doesn't suit you.
It's really tiring.
If you keep this up,
you'll end up like you already are.
-Really?
-Yes.
And what am I like?
Alone. And bitter.
Why do you think I'm the only one
who puts up with you?
Do you think
putting up with you is a prize?
You think those gringos are after you
because you're the life of the party?
No, Elvira.
Because you're the clown of the party,
and when the party is over,
they'll go looking for something deeper
and more serious than you.
May the Force be with you.
Yes, may the Dark Side not swallow you.
Valentn!
How cute.
Elvi!
Look at this, Chano.
I wanted to tell you
that I've been thinking,
and I've decided
to tell Maca the truth
before we get married.
What?
Yes. I feel really bad
No, Chano!
I'm telling you, I'll tell her. I need to.
No.
We agreed this was going to be a secret
that we would take to the grave.
And that's what we'll do.
Please, can I count on you?
Yes?
That's all I need!
Hello.
Hello, welcome.
Thank you.
I'm looking for Mr. Gustavo Heredia.
Mr. Gustavo is a bit ethereal,
and he never tells us where he is.
No matter how ethereal, a phone call?
I'll tell you,
I'm thinking of renting the entire hotel
for the event of a lifetime.
I understand.
But Mr. Gustavo doesn't have a phone,
and he'll show up when he does.
I'm looking for the owner of the hotel.
Gustavo. Where could he be?
Gustavo is ethereal.
He'll show up when he shows up.
Look, my job depends on this.
Please, help me.
Help!
Everything will be fine.
Breathe.
Breathe.
That's it.
I almost died because of you.
Would it have been worth it? No.
But since you won't answer a phone
like a normal person
Why'd you want to talk to me?
Nice to meet you.
-Susana.
-Gustavo.
Wedding planner
for the wedding of the year.
Look, Susana,
if you wanted to talk about that,
you didn't have to go surfing
when you don't know how.
-Yes, but since you're ethereal
-Excuse me?
I'll explain it with a metaphor
that transcendental hippies like you love.
My life is hanging by a thread.
And my only lifeline is this wedding.
I think transcendental
means something else.
And I have news for you.
You owe me a surfboard. Okay?
Nice to meet you.
Come on. Just a moment.
Since you owe me my life
won't you give me five minutes to talk?
All right.
Maca and Chano's wedding
will be the best publicity you could have.
I guarantee you that.
First, thank you.
But since the reviews came out,
we are full.
Now, about-- What are their names?
Maca and Chano.
I think that
we could plan something special for them.
Thank you. Yes! Cheers!
-Cheers!
-Let's try this tea.
Delish.
All right, let's get started.
Let's organize something incredible.
-Right now?
-Yes.
Don't you think we're going a little fast?
Not really. It's on the 23rd.
The 23rd of?
In two weeks.
The 23rd, in two weeks' time, is booked.
And the 23rd for the next two years.
I'm sorry, now,
given that it's urgent,
I can recommend a friend's hotel that--
No, it has to be here.
No, you want it to be here,
but it doesn't have to be here.
Those are different.
Come on, Gustavo.
The only thing I need
is the name of the people
getting married on that day,
and I'll take care of everything.
I'm sure I could make a deal with them.
This is so important. Please.
That's confidential information.
I can't, I'm sorry.
Putting business aside,
tell me why you chose my hotel,
out of all the places in the world.
Because
there are things
that you just know are right.
I don't know if you believe in love,
but I do.
And there is no way
I'm giving up right now.
Of course I believe in love.
MANUEL LOVE MUFFIN
-Answer, don't worry.
-Sorry.
-Hello?
-Hello, Susi?
Can you hear me?
I need to tell you something important.
-What?
-Hello?
Hello?
Is everything okay?
Yes.
Don't think of this just as a sponsorship.
Think of this as an evolution.
Think of it
as you being central in the life--
You'd be central
in this most famous couple's life.
That's absolutely aspirational,
tell me I'm wrong.
I totally agree.
Count on us, Elvira. We're in.
You're in?
-Really?
-Yes.
Of course.
I'll send you the contract right away.
This is huge. It's going to be huge.
It's gonna be huge!
Do you need help?
-The condom people are in.
-Yes.
-I got the deal.
-Wonderful.
Hi!
Tn!
-What's up?
-How'd it go?
I felt like I was in Mad Men,
because I flew Premium Economy.
They gave me food like in the old days.
And I filled your inbox with things to do.
The plane had Wi-Fi, can you believe it?
Oh, no. Your hair is a mess in this heat.
I brought anti-frizz. I'll put some in.
Stay still!
Let's see.
This one has a mountain. This one doesn't.
Look, three pools, instead of one.
One with a waterfall.
I booked it.
Yes, we'll have to change
the wedding-concert narrative a tiny bit.
A tiny bit.
I mean, we'll have to move the wedding
to this tacky place,
and make people believe
it was intentional, not a mistake. Right?
Fuck, we can't! Fuck my life!
It's not so easy to change the venue!
Okay.
-The fucking awful contract.
-Little tears.
Let's see the tears.
Manu!
Manu, hi! Are you okay?
Listen to me before it cuts out again.
I have to tell you
I'm in pure survival mode.
And I can't ask you to wait for me,
not knowing if I'll be back or not.
What are you talking about?
Of course you'll be back.
-Everything will be fine.
-Hello, Susi?
-Everything will be
-Hel--
Everything will be fine!
I'm sorry, they need me.
I love you, Susi.
But the process,
being a dad with all of this I can't.
Manu! No, look.
We talked about this a lot,
and I know it's difficult,
it's a difficult situation,
but maybe when everything calms down
Can you hear me?
Manu, are you there? You froze!
I can't promise you
the life that you want.
I also don't want
to bring you into my chaos.
I'm coming. I'm sorry, it's
I'm sorry.
Susana!
Susana!
Susi!
Susana!
Susana!
Okay?
Susi, what happened?
What happened? Are we so fucked
that you're going to kill yourself?
What was that?
Manuel broke up with me.
Susi.
I'm sorry.
This will have to be tomorrow's problem,
because today's problem
is called wedding-concert.
And Elvira is being a pain in the ass.
I'll lose my apartment.
Come on! What apartment?
Enough about boyfriends.
Enough about life-saving studs
and McDreamies!
Enough. Get up.
Get up!
Fuck! Those chick flicks
really fucked you up.
Compartmentalize, okay?
Come on, I'll fix you up
and we'll go welcome them.
Over there.
You swore it would be fine
To leave after three and miss the train
Just to go to have
So?
Maca, there's nothing
from the song we made before.
Nothing!
-Elvira.
-It's different.
I need to know where to sound-check
and no one is here. What's up?
-The song is different.
-You don't like it?
Now it's a bit more catchy.
I like the other one a lot.
I love the song, it's a beautiful song.
I just think it's a little
-Indie, right?
-Exactly.
-Melancholic.
-Yes.
Tn, come. Give me that.
Maca, do you really want to release that?
-Yes.
-The one from the docuseries?
-Welcome.
-What the fuck happened to them?
Welcome to Naio.
Can I take you to your rooms?
Can you tell me why you look like that?
Susana,
why are you soaking wet? Come here!
Why aren't you answering my messages?
Why are you wrinkling your nose like that?
Just like when you were
with that filthy bartender
and you denied it on your life.
What's going on? Is everything okay?
Technically,
we don't have the venue
What?
confirmed.
But it will be.
Anyway, obviously I have a plan B.
You had me bring all these people here,
the production team,
and you don't have the place confirmed?
No, not me, Elvi.
It's just a small detail
that I'm sorting out.
Did you read the fine print
of the contract?
Because it's not a small clause.
Why are you talking to me
as if I were your enemy?
This is too important to me.
Not just an insignificant trip we went on.
Take advantage
of the party tonight and fix it.
"An insignificant trip we went on."
Buckle up!
Give a big round of applause
to Chano and Maca!
Chano! Maca!
Susana!
What are you doing?
Come here.
Are you okay?
Don't get drunk.
You need to convince him.
We need this hotel.
Your pretty face isn't superficial
You know in your soul what you want
I walked a thousand paths
Looking for my destiny
In my lost mind, you are the abyss
I like mischief
When it comes from your lips
Bite my lips just right
And I'll take off your clothes
I like mischief
When it comes from your lips
I'll bite your lips just right
If you take off my clothes
Kiss!
Gustavo, I invited you
because I need you to meet them.
They can't get married anywhere else.
Look at me.
Right?
-Okay?
-Okay.
A deal. If you let me move forward,
I swear I'll turn Naio
into a symbol of love,
of commitment that lasts.
Unconditional love, that reminds people
that it's worth
taking a chance on someone.
Because it is worth
taking a chance on someone.
Because there are promises
that can be kept, right?
Or not?
Want a drink?
A guaro.
Can I ask you a question?
Are you okay?
Over here.
Divine.
-No, I'm sorry.
-Don't worry.
Sorry.
Did you fix that "small detail"?
Tell me the truth.
Have you ever done
a fucking wedding in your life?
Yes. Who do you think you're talking to?
No idea, because the last time I saw you,
you left, and I never knew why.
Don't fuck with me.
If you want a fight,
look for someone your own size.
Just acknowledge
that you're improvising all this
and you'll make me look like an asshole.
Not everything is about you, Elvira.
It's always the same, always about you.
-Isn't it?
-What about you?
The truth holder, the know-it-all.
And stupid me
Stupid you, jumps head first and
doesn't give a shit
about stepping on everyone's toes.
That's you.
-Really? And you're a bitter old lady.
-Yeah.
Who makes checklists
she'll never complete.
Ma'am, don't hit her.
Fuck!
-Let go of me!
-Let her go.
Don't fuck with me, I'm vulnerable here.
What is this lack of class?
If you're going to pull hair,
I'll take you to the volcano tomorrow,
not today.
Compartmentalize!
"Compartmentalize."
Susana.
Can you give me a statement
about what just happened?
What did you feel?
For fuck's sake.
A guaro.
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fucking great.
No venue for the wedding,
no boyfriend because the guy
And an ex-best friend
who hates me and wants to beat me up.
I don't know if I told you this,
I had a band, we were very successful.
And at the height of our success,
at our prime,
we couldn't be in the same room
without trying to kill each other.
Know what happened?
Our ego got the best of us.
Well, also because
Bruce started doing a ton of coke
and that was fucking crazy.
If it wasn't coke, it was marijuana.
At the end
He ended up sleeping with Brian's wife,
and we all somehow
ended up in a fantastic orgy.
Why was I telling you all this?
I don't know
what happened with your friend.
Maybe you're both right?
-No more.
-Make some noise! Hands up!
Because this
is open mic night.
-You know what I was thinking?
-What?
You should go up and sing.
You're dying to.
Right?
-Elvi!
-Aren't you?
I need you.
-Is everything okay?
-Yes. You both sang beautifully.
I'd like to go over
how everything's progressing tomorrow.
I'll show you
everything tomorrow afternoon.
-Okay.
-Don't worry, everything is going
-Yes?
-Divinely.
I want someone
with a powerful voice tonight.
Yes.
Friend, my heart is wounded
The man I love
Is leaving me
I'm losing him
I'm suffering
Crying with impotence
I can't hold onto him
Come here.
I want you to film this crazy lady
in the most ridiculous way you can.
For love
What can I do?
Give it your all
I gave it everything
Find a way
It's not possible to love more
If you think like that you'll lose him
And if he leaves?
Then you'll have lost him
What will I have left?
What you've experienced
Your advice doesn't take away my pain
That's just how love goes
Yes! A big round of applause!
It's on the house.
Sorry.
What happened?
We're having a family emergency
because of McDreamy.
Good night, Santa Marta!
Manu
I gave you my best years.
The most fertile ones.
-Susana. Let me.
-I want to come in
-I'm here, Susi.
-All right.
Don't touch her hair, no one knows
how to hold her hair better than me.
Leave me! I'm perfectly fine.
Gorgeous. Picture perfect. Keep going.
Can I get an exorcist in here, please?
Get it out.
Son of a bitch.
Fuck.
What are you doing here?
Don't tell me last night we
Oh, Susana.
If we didn't do it when there was love
Besides, I don't do that
out of spite anymore.
I grew up.
"Grew up," Elvira?
We almost punched each other yesterday.
I think we should talk
about what happened on that trip.
-When you abandoned me?
-Or busted my kneecap?
-No, not the kneecap again!
-"I won't go out."
-I felt so alone.
-I had everything planned.
-I planned a whole schedule.
-Look!
Susana, we don't have to be friends,
but we have to do something
to make this situation less unbearable.
Susana, I need this to go well.
And despite everything that's going on
I trust you.
Are you okay?
You broke up with the doctor?
How do you know?
Your Oompa Loompa can't shut up.
I'm sorry, Susi.
I don't think I can do it.
When has anything
ever been too much for us?
The other day I remembered
when my dad was dating that secretary,
the one younger than me, remember?
And the shit we did to her.
Yes, but that wasn't right, Elvira.
Cutting off her hair
No, right?
Now you can go to jail for less than that.
But what I'm trying to say is
You and I can do this, together.
We'll make this wedding happen.
We'll do whatever is needed.
You and I, together.
Let's have breakfast. What do you want?
Conchi, please.
No more hunger strikes, my dear.
I love you, my little thing.
Luis Miguel, if this continues,
we'll have to
Cover her ears.
Take her to the vet.
Keep me posted.
Thank you for everything you're doing.
-Thank you.
-My pleasure, Elvi.
Man.
I would have never imagined
you'd end up being one of those ladies
that puts jackets on their dogs.
Only when it rains.
All right, we need to find that couple
and see what we can come up with
so they give us their spot.
Ask Gustavo.
Didn't you see how he looked at you?
He'll tell you.
Gustavo won't tell me anything.
Exactly.
ELVI, WHAT TIME ARE WE MEETING?
You know what?
I'll get Gustavo to tell you everything,
even who killed JFK.
-Don't say I didn't help.
-What? Have some class.
No, come here.
What will you say? What will you do?
Okay.
Hi, Gus. How are you?
-Gus, right. Gustavo?
-Elvira.
Yes. How are you?
Hey, have a good session.
-Thanks, bro. See you later, bye.
-Bye.
How are you?
Fine. I wanted to
First, apologize for last night.
Second, tell you
that my friend isn't normally like that.
-Really?
-Yes.
She's heartbroken.
She had a boyfriend and he dumped her.
She deserves something better.
Better like what?
Other options.
Someone more beachy.
Like more
Yes.
Like
Maybe someone with green or blue eyes?
Depending on the light.
Other things.
Very well.
-I mean--
-I loved talking to you.
Okay.
But
Hey, Susi. Gus is really cool.
He was asking about you a lot.
So sweet and worried.
I feel like he is
-Really
-Ethereal.
No. I was gonna say more, like, charming.
You haven't noticed? That's too bad.
Look, here comes your Prince Charming.
At a different point in your life,
nothing would have seemed like too much.
Gustavo!
I'll see you soon. Powers of persuasion.
-I have an idea.
-Not if it's about your wedding.
Of course not. Where are you going?
To buy some things.
Okay, perfect.
So this Like How do you open this?
How much further is it to the market?
We're almost there.
Susana.
There's no signal here.
Yeah.
Before I forget
Take the wheel, please.
This I found this. Do you still want it?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hello, Elvira.
We just came back from the vet.
She's perfectly fine.
She has no health problems.
I bought her food as well.
Why did you have to take her?
What did the vet say?
I'll tell you the truth.
She's sad.
She misses you a lot.
It's only been a few days, imagine what
she'll be like when you leave for good.
Can you put her on?
I'll put her on now.
Look, who's here? Mommy.
What's going on?
Please, don't you make it hard for me too.
I promised he wouldn't bathe you,
and he won't.
Please, darling. Help me.
Bye. Thanks.
She knows you love her very much.
Thank you.
Come on, can't they deliver that?
Now there are apps that deliver anywhere.
-I mean
-Yes.
Do you want the short explanation
or the long one?
Fuck, Susana. Why is your phone off?
The long one, what the hell.
Mrs. Marbel worked for my brother, Mario,
for many years.
He was the architect
who designed the hotel and its concept.
She loves telling me stories about Mario.
Maybe Mario can perform a miracle,
if you don't want to.
I seriously doubt that. Wherever he is
My little brother is a saint, but
I'm sure he would.
He probably would, if he were here.
I like to remember my brother.
With her.
It's nice.
Elvira!
-What?
-Any news from Susi?
-No.
-Fuck.
We were meeting at noon. Look at the time.
I keep calling and she doesn't answer.
What about you?
What's happened now?
It's just
They didn't get the booze.
I found an emergency contact in Guajira.
But it didn't pass the checkpoint
and it all got seized.
-What?
-Yeah.
-What now?
-Nothing.
Without booze, there's no party,
and without
-No venue, no wedding.
-Exactly!
Goofy, have you ever gotten
anything right?
A single event that worked out.
-Yes.
-"Yes."
I've got it. Have you ever been a lookout?
-No.
-You're going to stay here.
If you see anyone coming to the office,
make a noise so that nobody sees me.
Something like
-Like that, but louder.
-What will you do?
What you and Susana
weren't capable of doing.
Hello. Did they release the shipment yet?
Of course, man.
Enrique, how are you?
I'm here. Look at him.
Of course. We're here. Making progress.
"Ethereal."
YOU'RE FREE TO BE HERE
TROUSSEAU. A.
Look, come here.
Do you see that? It looks fine.
But it's not.
That's shit. It doesn't work.
This isn't public television. Work harder.
I've told you a thousand times.
You know what I mean?
Am I making myself clear?
-Yes.
-That's
Stop. Go back.
Go back and stop. Right there, stop.
Do you know where you're going?
Clearly.
I like driving on this road
when I need some time to think and let go.
We can do it together.
Son of a bitch!
That's right.
Susana.
Okay.
Shit!
I'm screwed!
I'm alive, motherfucker!
I need help!
It feels good, right?
Hold on, stop.
I'll be right there.
You show up at this time?
Hi. What are you up to?
Anyway, I was at the pool drinking wine,
and I wondered if you'd have some with me.
What?
Don't tell me you're an artist as well.
I'll end up in love with you,
and it won't be my fault. I'm warning you.
Aren't you going to answer?
It's Chano, asking about
the blue shirt or the green one.
Those are Chano's problems.
Don't tell me he texts you
asking for fashion advice.
He texts me all the time.
Okay.
You didn't need to think,
you needed to let go.
Did I just do the Titanic thing?
Hey.
I was thinking that, maybe,
you'd like us to order room service.
We can drink some wine and eat something.
-Room service?
-Yes.
-No.
-No?
-One glass.
-One.
-That's it.
-One and that's it.
-Okay?
-One and that's it.
One and that's it.
You know I can't give you
what you want, right?
-Yes.
-So we have two options.
The first, we go back to the hotel,
and that's it.
Or the second, if you want,
you allow me to take you to a place
that I promise is wonderful.
"One glass," she says. One glass!
-Drink.
-I know, "one."
-How many have we had?
-I don't know.
Neo-- What was it?
-Neon Pulse. I told you.
-Neon Pulse.
You just never listen.
Honestly, Elvira, it was a wonderful time.
We were best friends, fulfilling a dream.
Then I tried television and film.
I like being behind the scenes.
Controlling things.
Which is what you like, I've noticed.
I never ask anyone for their autograph,
I'm not joking.
-Never, ever.
-So?
I think I'd like one
from one of the guys from Neon Pulse.
Still not sure from which one.
Are you serious?
You'd like an autograph
from a Neon Pulse member?
All right, let's see.
I'm going to do something.
But I want you to promise me
that you won't laugh.
-No.
-No!
There are no cameras, right?
You want to be the wild guy
who takes advantage of a poor woman,
and brings her to a tropical paradise
to see if she loosens up.
I'm sorry, my friend,
but I'm too old to fall for these tricks.
It turns out
I'm also too old to go to such lengths
just for a woman to give it to me.
How about we relax?
Let's enjoy this place.
You can wait for me
while I do
my strange water and earth rituals.
Yes, obviously I'll wait.
How else will I get home? By canoe?
Too bad
that this obsessive version of you
is so exhausting.
But know what bothers me the most?
That even that version of you
God!
Yelling again?
It fascinates me.
Now, imagine
The Bernabu.
Ninety-thousand people. Almost all women.
Screaming like crazy.
And the five of us come out.
Like this, more or less.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, my.
What?
Chano, this again?
We're not saying anything.
We agreed we wouldn't say anything.
What do you mean, "Why?"
Remember everything we had to do
to get out of this mess.
Really.
No more talking about this.
Who were you talking to?
My flip-flops.
-Do you want to do something?
-Let's not complicate it.
-No?
-No.
-Is that what you want?
-Yes.
All right.
-I'll call you later?
-If it's for work, whenever you want.
-All right.
-Okay.
Bye.
-Bye.
-Bye.
He's so intense!
They always want more from me.
-We said
-Elvi.
Where and when
was the best fuck of your life?
-Around 2012, I think.
-Yeah?
Yeah, I was at the funeral of uncle--
Of Carlota's cousin, I went
I didn't ask about the weirdest
and most morally questionable.
I asked about the best.
Mine started on the banks
of a wild and virgin river,
and ended in the intimacy of an office.
I knew that there was no heartbreak
that could resist such a delicious man!
Tell me the details.
It was like Lara Croft in a soap opera.
I should say,
that guy is anything but ethereal.
You can't imagine
the things he said to me.
That he said or that he did?
That he said while he did.
How nice!
The lustful planets aligned, because
I also just
had a close encounter of the third kind.
No. With Rodolfo?
And?
Dude!
No!
-By the way!
-What?
-I got the bride's name.
-No way!
-Yes, ma'am!
-Wow, you're talented!
I tried, I swear. How'd you do it?
-She has an unusual last name, look.
-Let's see.
Elvira, go wash yourself! Let's see.
Trousseau?
Alaska!
How are you, my dear?
What a coincidence seeing you here.
Su!
Since you don't answer the phone,
I haven't told you how sorry I was
that you canceled your wedding.
How are you?
It's been really hard,
that's why I came here.
Enough!
Bullshit, Alaska Trousseau!
You fucked me over.
I reserved the club,
I paid for the catering in advance,
I paid for the insurance
and for the dress
you ruined with your snot.
Do you know how much that cost?
Self-regulate.
I never authorized any of those payments.
At least not in writing.
You should know
how to read between the lines.
Good point.
True.
Well!
I see we're doing business
like two men who don't respect their word,
and since you won't pay me,
even if I send a debt collector,
I propose a trade.
You give me your date at Naio,
and I'll give you mine at Minca Resort.
Three pools, one with a waterfall.
And why would I do that?
I don't know.
I can think of four good reasons.
CLICK TO PAY
Those little fetish feet
have been working hard lately.
Congratulations.
But I doubt you want your boyfriend
to find out what your real job is
and how you make all that money.
If I were you, I'd take the deal.
And if not,
I have a gardener friend,
who can fix your other foot.
Let's go, Elvi.
No!
That was so good.
Damn.
-Do you think FetishFans exists in Mexico?
-How would I know?
Everyone says Mexico's so cheap, it's not.
I've been to Mexico, it's not cheap.
Since when are you
so interested in the Mexican economy?
Until Maca makes it big,
we'll have to tighten our belts.
I'm good at finding a deal.
But as a manager
What do you mean, Elvi?
Are you thinking about moving to Mexico?
-What's up?
-Valentn Eduardo.
-That mouth isn't only sucking oranges.
-No.
How did it go?
We got the date. Together.
No.
Hello.
-Hi.
-What's up?
Can we talk?
Sure.
Excuse me.
Sure. Punish me.
"Can we talk?"
-So beautiful.
-Wait up!
He'd be the perfect donor for my Susi.
Donor of what?
-Of what?
-Of what?
-"Of what," what?
-Nothing.
Fine, but you didn't hear it from me.
It turns out
that my Susi wants to be a mom.
-What?
-Yes.
She's wanted kids for a while.
She stopped drinking
after the trip to India,
though she more than
made up for it at the party.
If you saw her desk drawer,
it's filled with prenatal vitamins.
Manuel seemed solid,
but that was a mega fail.
Kids? Cross that off.
That's never been in either of our plans.
I don't know
why we thought about it before.
One of those ladies whose life
only has meaning when they procreate?
Total fail!
She's sad seeing her dream fall apart.
You wanted to buy time
while your friend broke into my office
to steal information, right?
Easy, James Bond.
What are you talking about?
I was about to partner with her,
but look at this.
This is for you to do what is needed,
as will I.
I want to tell you
that everything I said yesterday
was true.
Everything.
But while I was being sincere,
while I was
opening my heart like an idiot,
you just wanted to buy time.
Very well.
I guess you did that
because you were really desperate
to hold the wedding.
I have good news.
You have my blessing to do so.
But after that,
please leave my hotel.
I don't want to see you again.
I hope life treats you well.
Did you go into Gustavo's office?
What's wrong with you?
I had to. Everyone was pressuring me.
Maca, the producers, everyone.
They were like this, and Valentn said--
But to go into his office!
That's an invasion of privacy!
That's jail time!
No way. Calm down.
You'll never understand, will you?
That your actions have consequences.
And you're not 12 anymore, Elvira.
Start unloading, the trucks are here.
Go!
-Hey, girl.
-What?
You can't deny we're a good team.
High
five.
Seriously?
See? Karma is a bitch.
They say you shouldn't see the bride
before the wedding,
but I thought I could break the rules
with a small morning kiss.
Maca and I didn't
sleep together last night
to build the excitement.
It's also been about a week since we
Cut that part later.
Maca and I didn't sleep together,
and I'm arriving at her room.
Let's see Maca's reaction.
-All right.
-That's it. Go in.
How's the princess--?
-What the fuck. Come in.
-Yes, guys--
Put that down.
And now I have to be without you
Your betrayal hurts more if I stay here
Even if it's hard, it's the best for me
I have to admit that we won't meet again
Okay, she changed the lyrics but
She changed the lyrics? Are you kidding?
Weren't we taking this to the grave,
and you weren't going to say anything?
You don't shit where you eat, my dear.
Come on.
Get filming. Quickly, all of it.
What did you do?
Nothing. I didn't do anything.
I need you to help me find Maca.
Look. This was 40 minutes ago.
Did you fuck Chano?
-That boy could be your grandson!
-My what?
Clothes.
I'll give you cash,
dough, money, euros, dollars.
Find this girl.
Follow that taxi.
The antenna!
-Let's go.
-Follow them!
Come on, man!
You were right.
We should have put bells on them.
What about bells?
Which way should I go?
CHOOSE WI-FI ON DOMESTIC FLIGHTS
Elvi!
-Susi!
-Elvi!
The last flight to Bogot
left 20 minutes ago.
-Yeah, I know.
-Oh, God!
No, faint later. Tomorrow.
-I fucked everything up!
-Everything was already super fucked up.
Susana, what are we doing?
You don't know how to do weddings.
-No, please.
-I can't manage anyone's career.
Forget what I said
about us making a good team.
Delete that.
Move to trash.
It's impossible. We're the worst team.
Enough!
Calm down! Stop talking nonsense.
Did you really need to slap me?
Be grateful I threw the ring away.
Sorry, the slap was too much.
I was possessed
by the spirit of Soraya Montenegro,
but snap out of it.
A lot has happened since then
and as unlucky as we are,
we can't give in right now.
We must use
the little dignity we have left
to get out of this shithole.
It's the very last push.
We can't be more fucked
than we are right now.
But wait.
Elvi,
if the last plane left 20 minutes ago,
she didn't have time to make it!
Think where she could be.
How would I know, Susi?
You have a weird,
mother-daughter relationship with Maca.
You must have developed
that motherly instinct.
And you know something.
Moms know everything.
I know.
She has to be here,
where we shot the first video.
Wait.
-Where?
-Maca!
Jesus, we thought you had left, Maca!
No! Haven't you done enough?
You screwed my boyfriend,
who is also your client,
and you're like 40 years older than him.
Come on, 13 maybe?
Who told you?
Why do you think that I screwed Chano?
I don't think, I know you did.
I don't know what hurts more, Elvira.
That Chano cheated on me, or that you did.
Maca.
I didn't screw Chano, Maca.
Why do you think I fired Laura?
I think she's a great drummer,
one of the best I know.
Why didn't you tell me?
You and I are supposed to be friends.
We are friends, Maca.
He seemed to really regret it,
like he was in pain.
He wanted to change, so I kept his secret.
In a different situation,
I would have told you to send him to hell.
I don't believe it's as simple
as "good" or "bad" anymore.
People don't always cheat
due to a lack of love, sometimes it's
out of fear,
emptiness,
or immaturity.
And Chano loves you more than himself,
and that's saying a lot.
Are you asking me
to marry a man who was unfaithful to me?
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
But
Let's look at it differently.
Marriage is already so flawed,
it requires tons of forgiveness,
of patience.
There are no half-measures.
In the end, Maca,
life is much more beautiful when
you share it with someone.
That's right.
You'll fulfill your dreams.
Do you want to do it
with or without Chano?
If it's without him,
then don't get married.
If it's with him,
get married and take the risk.
Sometimes it's as simple as that.
Anyway,
who gave you the idea
that I slept with Chano?
Rodolfo.
Okay.
I don't know,
I still have to think things through.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm going to take a walk.
Hey,
do you think there will be a wedding?
From Naio, Palomino,
Maca and Chano's wedding concert special.
Virgin Mary, I beg you.
If Maca shows up, I swear,
I'll delete Grindr from my phone
for a few days,
and I'll delete all my messages.
Please.
Chano, the shoulder piece. Let's go.
Relax, let's do it.
That's it. Beautiful.
That's it.
Ready.
He's never looked this handsome.
Everything is under control.
Maca! Chano!
I'm saying how I feel. Respect that.
We're talking.
Your heart will be broken a million times.
Mine has. Love doesn't exist, damn it.
The show must go on.
Can we compartmentalize this somehow?
-Yes, exactly. Let's compartmentalize.
-Tell him.
Let's calm down.
I sense that Maca will arrive soon.
-I have a hunch.
-I don't want to.
A fucking hunch?
-Did you hit your head when you were born?
-Enough!
Listen to me once in your fucking life!
I don't want to go on!
-I'm going to cancel.
-Stop filming me, fuck! No!
Heterosexual animal.
LIVE
Today,
I want to be honest with you all,
and show you
that today I'm not feeling great.
Today my voice is breaking,
because I love Macarena with all my heart.
And I lost her, like an idiot.
Sometimes we're idiots, right?
I hope you all get a chance
to truly love, to respect.
I didn't know how to do that.
I only know how to play guitar,
nothing else.
Aside from that, I'm an idiot.
That's how I'm feeling today.
I want to be
completely honest with you all.
Maca!
Maca!
Maca!
Go, Maca!
Forgive me.
Bravo!
You swore it would be fine
To miss the train and have another coffee
You turned my world around
I wasn't going to miss what happens next
We ran out of time
And I just wanted to go slower
Now I remember
Nothing is better without you
May lightning strike us if it isn't true
There's no life without you here
I forget to laugh
I'm lost, I prefer to die.
I let go of the past at dawn
I got lost in your voice
And I forgot who I was before
Even though fear tried to defeat me
I jumped because this only happens once
The problems of growing up
How to split the chores
Let the desire come
May the jokes always land
We ran out of time
And I just wanted to go slower
Now I remember
Nothing is better without you
May lightning strike us if it isn't true
There's no life without you here
I forget to laugh
I'm lost, I prefer to die
I see that I don't know
How to go on without you
I need your air
Even though I wanted to go
I don't want to hurt you
I don't feel cold in your arms today
And now nothing is better without you
May lightning strike us if it isn't true
There's no life without you here
I forget to laugh
I'm lost, I prefer to die
Now nothing is better without you
May lightning strike us if it isn't true
There's no life without you here
I forget to laugh
I'm lost, I prefer to die
I don't get
what your marketing strategy was,
or what you thought to do
when Maca found out.
In life, sometimes you do
what you have to do.
Please go. You're speaking nonsense.
After everything I did for you?
I got you to the top.
And you and I
Maybe in another life.
-Not in any life.
-How romantic.
Not in any life.
He's a real poet.
-So you're staying?
-Hey!
I'm sorry.
A little package arrived for you.
Can't it wait?
It's a package from Ukraine.
Maybe.
Here?
Cheers.
Hello.
I gave my samples.
Everything is signed and sealed,
just like you asked.
I don't want you to do it
because I asked you to.
I want you to want to do it.
Manu,
I know that your mind and heart
aren't with me, and I understand.
The world needs you.
And that's what I admire most about you.
-Really.
-I don't want to lose you.
If I have to change my whole life
so we can be together, then I'll do it.
We're old enough to know
that those types of changes
don't end well.
Thank you.
Cheers to those who love each other,
those who forgive each other.
Cheers to the ton of soap operas
we had to watch
to understand
that love doesn't have to be dramatic.
Cheers to those
who accompany us through it all.
You are my one.
Cheers to all of you.
Cheers.
Elvi.
-Elvi, look who I brought you.
-Conchi, how can this be?
Mara Conchita has no life without you,
and I understand her.
You should take her to
Kiss.
Quiet.
Yes, a kiss.
Attack!
Did you resolve your issues
with the Ukrainian package?
With Manuel?
I have
an offer for you.
Stay at the hotel for a few days
while you decide
what the next step is
in your life.
This is a friendly offer.
No strings, no expectations.
Nothing will happen
that you don't want to happen.
Unless you want it to happen.
I should just shut up, right?
I'll just shut up.
Susi, have you been happy all these years?
Have you?
I don't know.
I feel I'm in a 40-something sandwich.
A bit lukewarm, strange,
where I'm too old to start over,
and I'm not
It's all good.
Too young to quit,
but too old to start over, right?
The only way a 40-something
is considered young is if they die.
The number of silly things
I had on that list!
I only kept one thing.
Get Susana back.
On my checklist
it was super important to get you back.
-A waste of time.
-Yes.
I've honestly never found anyone else
who helps me not be
so restless and flighty.
The only person
who has ever grounded me is you.
And I need someone
who can show me that you can fuck up,
but that you can also get up
a thousand times.
You have shown me that abundantly.
Thank you.
Do you really want
to give the company to Valentn?
Yes.
I need to focus on becoming a mom.
For that baby to be born,
I need to take it easy.
Even more so
now that I'm considering doing it alone.
You're going to be
the best mom in the world.
And you won't be alone.
Why? Don't tell me you're gonna be there.
Of course!
If a baby sticks, I'll be there.
I'll help you
wash bottles, sing to them, to hold them.
But no diapers.
You have to do diapers.
Really, Elvi?
Obviously.
This is the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
Thank you.
-I'm covered in sand.
-Me too.
-Reconsider the diapers.
-No.
-I love you so much.
-Me too.
Fuck! I forgot again. What was it?
-Elvira, seriously? Come on, focus.
-All right.
Two lines are good.
-Two lines are good.
-One is bad.
One is bad.
-You look.
-Okay.
-No, don't. I'll look.
-Should I look or not?
-I'll look.
-Okay.
Fuck! I forgot again. What was it?
-One line is good, two lines are bad.
-Two lines is
No!
Two lines are good. One line is bad.
-One, two, three.
-One, two, three.
SUSANA AND ELVIRA
WILL RETURN
I accept.
Subtitle translation by Barbara Powidel
Fuck my life!
I don't want to die, Elvira!
No!
I have too much to live for!
Remember when I taught you how to ski?
I stayed behind you so you wouldn't fall.
What?
I was always behind you. This is the same.
I don't want to jump!
Look at me. I love you with all my heart.
You're my number one.
-No!
-Do it!
SUSANA AND ELVIRA: NO PLAN B
THINGS TO DO BEFORE 40
TRIP TO INDIA WITH SUSANA
CHECKLIST: SKYDIVING,
SABBATICAL TRIP WITH MY AMIGA
-Can't you leave any tourist in one piece?
-What?
You're going to scare him off!
You meditate a lot,
but you seem a little stressed.
-Want me to lend you Rodolfo?
-This is enough for me.
This is bullshit.
Hey!
You're kidding me, Elvira! You hooked up?
Fauna.
TWO YEARS LATER
Next.
Bring the classic.
Let's go with a classic of all time.
This is different, but it's beautiful.
-It's divine.
-Yes.
What?
No. Come here.
Okay.
It's all right.
Alaska, my dear.
If you tried on the dresses,
not your wedding planner,
I think this process
would be much less traumatic.
No. When I see one,
just one,
that makes me jealous
of how it looks on you,
I'll know that's it.
Sure. I totally get the jealousy approach.
But there are some small differences.
Your hair color. You're much thinner.
There is a huge age difference.
You're suffocating in that dress, Susana!
It's like Queen Camilla
trying on Lady Di's dress.
Right?
Exactly.
I think we can take a break from dresses.
Let's go from bottom to top.
You'll fall in love with some shoes
and we'll find the perfect dress.
All right?
I like it.
-All right, go on. I'll stay here.
-Yes.
All right, I'll help you with your shoes.
Now I'll find out what you're earning.
You'll be surprised.
-Wow, divine.
-Thank you.
Four?
One, two, three, four. Incredible.
I love it.
You must be making petrodollars.
-I'm doing incredibly well.
-I can imagine.
Oddity pays the most.
-Of course.
-But this stays between us.
My fianc will kill me
if he finds out I don't have a cake shop.
It's really important
that whoever takes care of the girl
really vibes with me.
Because it's been hard
for her to adapt to this culture.
She's from India.
And are you really leaving for good?
Yes, I'm Macarena's manager.
at dawn
I got lost in your voice
And I forgot who I was before
Even though fear tried to defeat me
I jumped because this only happens once
The problems of growing up
How to split the chores
Let the desire come
What are you doing with Rodolfo del Solar?
Me?
Look, I ran into Rodolfo
and he invited me for coffee.
What should I have said? No?
Ma'am, please. There's no room.
Can you get out?
Who? Me?
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Come.
Yes! The truth is, yes!
I'm talking to Rodolfo,
and I'm thinking about it.
What, Macarena?
What about Mexico?
-I'm already packed.
-I know.
Everything is ready.
I sold half of my apartment.
Macarena, I even found
a foster dad for Conchi.
Are you getting rid of me?
I need to think about my future, Elvira.
She's getting rid of me.
There's no way she's getting rid of you.
Alaska, dear.
I can't find
the confirmation for the beach club.
If we don't pay now,
they'll cancel our reservation.
That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Because I want a really high-end venue.
Like the one in Cond Nast.
The one that's owned by Gustavo Heredia.
Naio?
That's the one.
You and half the world.
No, that's impossible.
I heard of a wedding planner
who can get it.
But she's probably better connected.
Really? She probably booked it years ago
and secured the spot.
Like ticket scalpers.
Yes, because there are mafias
in the business of love too.
That's why I suggest
we don't dwell on this anymore
and we book it.
I don't even know
if I want to get married anymore!
What?
Hold on, my dear,
it's a little late to-- No!
Everything
I don't know
if I want to keep trying things on.
I'd better go.
Hold on, it's a little late to--
Excuse me!
We have everything ready.
Tn!
Let her go, it'll pass.
That's not her first panic attack,
and it won't be her last.
Besides, I'm telling you, Tn.
That chick with that conservative?
Max.
Frankly, when I started this business
I honestly didn't imagine
it'd be such a pain.
You try to fulfil people's wildest dreams
only for them to either regret it
or pay late.
In the meantime,
you have to pay loads of taxes.
If you don't pay, you're threatened with
-There, there.
-I'm desperate.
In half an hour?
Come.
INTERNATIONAL MEDICAL AID
How long?
Till the second round?
No.
How long are you staying this time?
Not long.
I leave for Ukraine in a few minutes.
Ukraine?
I'm serious.
Didn't you say
you don't have to go back there anymore?
Yes, I know.
But the situation changed
and I'm the only one
with experience in pediatric trauma.
And the others?
The other.
Nothing happened,
he just got tired of this.
So when can you go to the clinic?
What clinic, dear?
The embryo clinic, Manu.
When I come back, I promise.
I'll go when I come back.
Don't pout.
REVIEW APARTMENT REMODELING PLANS
GET GAUGHT UP ON TAXES
FINISH THE FERTILITY PROCESS
ELVIRA
"Skydiving," check.
"Quit a job I don't like."
That's done, check.
-Check.
-Sabbatical trip with my amiga.
-Check.
-Check.
Sleep with the same guy, check.
The guy with the gray thong, remember?
Why is it so hard to apologize?
LET'S STOP BEING STUPID, OKAY?
I MISS YOU
LET'S FORGIVE EACH OTHER, OKAY?
You know something, Elvira?
To me,
this was much more important
than you can imagine.
But since we never talked about it
You know what?
Keep partying with whoever you want,
however you want.
Hello.
Yes.
It was awful.
I invite you
to move to the rhythm of Chano.
CHANO
SOLD OUI honestly don't like
talking about myself much.
But if there's one person
who has helped Chano
to get to the very top,
well, that'd be me.
The best thing I've ever done
is deciding to marry Maca.
What? Don't you think
that's overambitious?
That idea could be
epically the worst decision
of my life, Conchi.
And you know the list is long.
That's the biggest load of nonsense
I've ever heard.
And I've heard a lot of nonsense.
It's not nonsense,
they're getting married either way.
Why not take advantage of it?
What makes the world go round?
Dirty sex.
-Weapons.
-Love.
Gossip.
People don't even want
the real love story.
They want the story
we sell them about love.
And after all the drama
you've been through,
show the people that you finally made it.
And if that comes with a sappy song
worthy of a Venezuelan soap opera,
that's success for reality TV.
A docuseries.
What do you think?
Yes!
Your dream wedding, your dream concert,
and put them together.
-Who's in charge of the wedding?
-One of those wedding companies.
They do weddings every day.
How much time do you need?
Three months, so it works with Mexico.
You have two weeks.
A final episode must be live.
The tax authority informs you
that it's about to begin
the foreclosure process
on your company Plus One.
What?
What happened?
Crazy lady.
Nothing for the next two weeks?
Nothing?
WEDDING PLANNER COMPANIES
April?
In dollars?
Are you really asking
for that much in dollars?
+1EVENTS
Plus One, this is Valentn Mercado,
COWO, Chief of Wedding Operations.
Two weeks?
Yes, of course.
It'd be like a celebrity wedding.
A famous artist,
without security, in a place like this?
From one day to the next.
-Hello.
-Hello.
And she didn't ask for a discount? No way.
I'm telling you. It's the tax people,
they'll be waiting for me inside.
It's not the tax man.
It's a boutique company.
That will work in our favor,
they'll be more attentive.
I spoke with the manager, and told her
it was a matter of time versus money.
Oh my God.
Why don't you tell me why your doctor
won't donate his floating babies?
Easy, Valentn Eduardo Mercado. I'm sad.
It'll be okay. Look on the bright side.
You won't be a widowed mother,
and you can adopt a dog.
I don't want a Princess Margaret.
All right. Come.
Do you love him?
Elvira?
Susana.
Nice to meet you. Valentn Mercado.
Hi, how are you?
Intern?
Of course, love. I had a divine time.
Of course, I'll call you.
Go on, hang up. No, you hang up.
Okay, I'll hang up.
-Chano, dear. How are you?
-Good.
-What's wrong?
-This place is a shithole.
You don't like it? I'll handle it.
The jacket looks divine on you.
-Maca, you look so pretty. How are you?
-Good.
I love the look.
Are they the wedding planners?
I'll take care of it.
How are you? I'm Chano's manager.
Rodolfo del Solar
de los Monteros de Aragn y Vallecillas.
Nice to meet you, R
Susana. From Plus One.
-Nice to meet you. Valentn Mercado.
-Do you have a book to take notes?
From now on, all ideas go through me.
-They just met again.
-Who?
-They're ex
-Ex-best friends?
Hey, Susi. What's up? Are you pissed off?
No, I'm not pissed off,
but it's shitty that
we spent months planning this,
which was supposed to be more
But no, we look like
a pair of cougars on spring break.
All right. It's because
I didn't join you this morning.
I promise I'll join you tomorrow
and I'll meditate as much as you want.
No, because tomorrow
is the Ayurvedic nutrition class.
-Ayurvedic?
-Yes.
No, Susana. What a drag.
You promised me
this would be like a Julia Roberts plan.
It seems like we skipped "Eat" and "Love"
and only came to "Pray." How boring.
I booked those spots months ago.
We have to go.
When did you become so uptight?
When you went back to being a teenager.
If you just relaxed a little
and weren't ticking off your checklist
one after another, after another,
maybe you'd have a better time,
don't you think?
You know what? I plan.
I do have a life plan.
Which makes me think, what is your plan?
Or do you think
it's realistic to keep living like this?
Like what?
Like this. Floating through life.
As if you were still 22.
You're turning 40, and you have
no fucking idea where you're going.
-Go ahead.
-No, you go ahead.
No, you go ahead.
You go ahead.
From writing about celebrity weddings
to making them happen.
Did you fulfill your big dream
of being a great journalist?
Dreams change.
What matters is having them,
and having a clear goal.
What about you, Julia Roberts?
Now you're a manager?
She's the star of the day.
Isn't Chano the star?
Anyway, managing other people's careers
when you can't manage your own,
interesting.
How is your little business going?
Very well. Didn't you call us?
I had no idea it was you.
You got married?
-You got married.
-I got engaged.
So what?
Who'd you convince?
I know. That half-hearted, unreadable guy
with the Mickey Mouse sheets?
He's a doctor.
Yes. Without Borders.
He works in the conflict zone.
And you?
What do you do in your spare time?
Do you keep adding strange things
to that checklist?
Yes. I actually added
something very important.
Never, ever, become a bitter 40-year-old.
-Really? Why don't you--
-Yes, really.
"I won't live life
like I'm on a school trip"?
-Or "I won't be bitter about everything"?
-"I'll mature before 40."
This lacks creativity. This is shit.
-He didn't like it.
-He didn't?
We're talking about Chano.
He's the Michael Jackson of urban music.
Why did anyone think this would work?
This is shit!
I think that Valentn was only
suggesting a place for the ceremony.
For the family, close friends,
where they will actually marry
but not where the party will be.
Look, honey. Susana, right?
I don't know
what your friend or ex-friend said.
-Elvira.
-Elvira.
But this wedding-concert
is anything but intimate.
Wedding-concert?
Exactly, a wedding-concert.
It's very easy to explain.
What I will say,
and I hope I only have to say it once,
is that this is important.
A lot of people are involved,
a lot of dough.
This is going to be expensive.
Certain people are coming.
I mean advertisers, sponsors, my friends.
We're going to spend
a lot of dough, Susana.
This can't be Unplugged from 1995.
-With candles and batik fabric.
-No.
Am I making myself clear?
Very clear.
Besides, for Plus One, it's very important
to know who we'll be working with,
and it's obvious that these big artists
need a stage to match.
And according to Cond Nast,
the most exclusive place to get married
is Naio.
Naio.
-Chano, that's it.
-Whoa.
Whoa.
-I know.
-Hold on.
-Do you know the Naio guy?
-He's my friend.
-A friend? Or special friend?
-Special friend.
Special friend!
Everyone, listen to me.
Right now,
even the president's son
is on the waiting list.
-Let's go, Chano.
-Of course!
-Really.
-It's the best of the best.
Another thing. Would he let us film there?
We have to film.
The docuseries is live. Would he let us?
-Yes or no?
-Of course, Dolfo!
-Dolfo.
-Dolfo.
If Susana says she knows the guy,
she knows him.
She won't let us down. No worries.
I stick to the plan,
which is always very important.
Valentn, write this down
Well, there you go. It's like I said.
Perfect, all good. Speaking of Unplugged,
I don't think I told you.
Once in 2001,
we did an Unplugged with Ely Guerra,
and then we had the craziest party,
you can't imagine.
We're ready, sir.
You two are a fucking disgrace,
and you're always late.
I'm sorry, man. There was traffic.
Set.
Sound test.
-Move it away.
-Come on, Susana.
Okay.
Tell me you're not doing this
to get back at your ex-friend
for what she did in India,
because it's not worth it.
No, it's not because of her.
It's because we really need this job, Tn.
Are you sure they can handle this?
Where do we start?
By finding the owner of that hotel
and killing him with my charisma.
What charisma?
Look, I need you to focus
on making that song incredible,
on knocking it out of the park,
and when you get on that stage,
people will see what I see. Maca.
You'll stop being known
as Chano's girlfriend.
That will be our ticket to Mexico.
-Yes!
-Yes!
That's it!
Show me the money!
No! "I love you"!
Wait.
Excuse me. This is great.
-Give me some context to understand.
-Come here a moment.
Yes, a testimony. Come over here.
Susana, I need this to go well. No drama.
You don't know what I have at stake here.
I also need this to go well.
We're professionals, right?
Do we need to put bells on you?
Go film Maca.
What should we do
so we don't step on each other's toes?
Since you're such good friends
with the owner, get the site,
so that I can set up the stage
for the concert,
and I'll take care of the important stuff.
The money, the sponsors,
and keeping the egos in check and low.
-Yes, that's important. Keep it low.
-Yes.
Is that what you think of me?
You're stuck in a loop.
You're terrified of growing up.
And you know what? I'm fed up
with supporting you in your growth.
-I'm the one who's fed up.
-Really?
Yes, fed up with you
looking at me that way.
Stop judging me.
You're always looking at me, judging me.
Always with a superiority complex
that doesn't suit you.
It's really tiring.
If you keep this up,
you'll end up like you already are.
-Really?
-Yes.
And what am I like?
Alone. And bitter.
Why do you think I'm the only one
who puts up with you?
Do you think
putting up with you is a prize?
You think those gringos are after you
because you're the life of the party?
No, Elvira.
Because you're the clown of the party,
and when the party is over,
they'll go looking for something deeper
and more serious than you.
May the Force be with you.
Yes, may the Dark Side not swallow you.
Valentn!
How cute.
Elvi!
Look at this, Chano.
I wanted to tell you
that I've been thinking,
and I've decided
to tell Maca the truth
before we get married.
What?
Yes. I feel really bad
No, Chano!
I'm telling you, I'll tell her. I need to.
No.
We agreed this was going to be a secret
that we would take to the grave.
And that's what we'll do.
Please, can I count on you?
Yes?
That's all I need!
Hello.
Hello, welcome.
Thank you.
I'm looking for Mr. Gustavo Heredia.
Mr. Gustavo is a bit ethereal,
and he never tells us where he is.
No matter how ethereal, a phone call?
I'll tell you,
I'm thinking of renting the entire hotel
for the event of a lifetime.
I understand.
But Mr. Gustavo doesn't have a phone,
and he'll show up when he does.
I'm looking for the owner of the hotel.
Gustavo. Where could he be?
Gustavo is ethereal.
He'll show up when he shows up.
Look, my job depends on this.
Please, help me.
Help!
Everything will be fine.
Breathe.
Breathe.
That's it.
I almost died because of you.
Would it have been worth it? No.
But since you won't answer a phone
like a normal person
Why'd you want to talk to me?
Nice to meet you.
-Susana.
-Gustavo.
Wedding planner
for the wedding of the year.
Look, Susana,
if you wanted to talk about that,
you didn't have to go surfing
when you don't know how.
-Yes, but since you're ethereal
-Excuse me?
I'll explain it with a metaphor
that transcendental hippies like you love.
My life is hanging by a thread.
And my only lifeline is this wedding.
I think transcendental
means something else.
And I have news for you.
You owe me a surfboard. Okay?
Nice to meet you.
Come on. Just a moment.
Since you owe me my life
won't you give me five minutes to talk?
All right.
Maca and Chano's wedding
will be the best publicity you could have.
I guarantee you that.
First, thank you.
But since the reviews came out,
we are full.
Now, about-- What are their names?
Maca and Chano.
I think that
we could plan something special for them.
Thank you. Yes! Cheers!
-Cheers!
-Let's try this tea.
Delish.
All right, let's get started.
Let's organize something incredible.
-Right now?
-Yes.
Don't you think we're going a little fast?
Not really. It's on the 23rd.
The 23rd of?
In two weeks.
The 23rd, in two weeks' time, is booked.
And the 23rd for the next two years.
I'm sorry, now,
given that it's urgent,
I can recommend a friend's hotel that--
No, it has to be here.
No, you want it to be here,
but it doesn't have to be here.
Those are different.
Come on, Gustavo.
The only thing I need
is the name of the people
getting married on that day,
and I'll take care of everything.
I'm sure I could make a deal with them.
This is so important. Please.
That's confidential information.
I can't, I'm sorry.
Putting business aside,
tell me why you chose my hotel,
out of all the places in the world.
Because
there are things
that you just know are right.
I don't know if you believe in love,
but I do.
And there is no way
I'm giving up right now.
Of course I believe in love.
MANUEL LOVE MUFFIN
-Answer, don't worry.
-Sorry.
-Hello?
-Hello, Susi?
Can you hear me?
I need to tell you something important.
-What?
-Hello?
Hello?
Is everything okay?
Yes.
Don't think of this just as a sponsorship.
Think of this as an evolution.
Think of it
as you being central in the life--
You'd be central
in this most famous couple's life.
That's absolutely aspirational,
tell me I'm wrong.
I totally agree.
Count on us, Elvira. We're in.
You're in?
-Really?
-Yes.
Of course.
I'll send you the contract right away.
This is huge. It's going to be huge.
It's gonna be huge!
Do you need help?
-The condom people are in.
-Yes.
-I got the deal.
-Wonderful.
Hi!
Tn!
-What's up?
-How'd it go?
I felt like I was in Mad Men,
because I flew Premium Economy.
They gave me food like in the old days.
And I filled your inbox with things to do.
The plane had Wi-Fi, can you believe it?
Oh, no. Your hair is a mess in this heat.
I brought anti-frizz. I'll put some in.
Stay still!
Let's see.
This one has a mountain. This one doesn't.
Look, three pools, instead of one.
One with a waterfall.
I booked it.
Yes, we'll have to change
the wedding-concert narrative a tiny bit.
A tiny bit.
I mean, we'll have to move the wedding
to this tacky place,
and make people believe
it was intentional, not a mistake. Right?
Fuck, we can't! Fuck my life!
It's not so easy to change the venue!
Okay.
-The fucking awful contract.
-Little tears.
Let's see the tears.
Manu!
Manu, hi! Are you okay?
Listen to me before it cuts out again.
I have to tell you
I'm in pure survival mode.
And I can't ask you to wait for me,
not knowing if I'll be back or not.
What are you talking about?
Of course you'll be back.
-Everything will be fine.
-Hello, Susi?
-Everything will be
-Hel--
Everything will be fine!
I'm sorry, they need me.
I love you, Susi.
But the process,
being a dad with all of this I can't.
Manu! No, look.
We talked about this a lot,
and I know it's difficult,
it's a difficult situation,
but maybe when everything calms down
Can you hear me?
Manu, are you there? You froze!
I can't promise you
the life that you want.
I also don't want
to bring you into my chaos.
I'm coming. I'm sorry, it's
I'm sorry.
Susana!
Susana!
Susi!
Susana!
Susana!
Okay?
Susi, what happened?
What happened? Are we so fucked
that you're going to kill yourself?
What was that?
Manuel broke up with me.
Susi.
I'm sorry.
This will have to be tomorrow's problem,
because today's problem
is called wedding-concert.
And Elvira is being a pain in the ass.
I'll lose my apartment.
Come on! What apartment?
Enough about boyfriends.
Enough about life-saving studs
and McDreamies!
Enough. Get up.
Get up!
Fuck! Those chick flicks
really fucked you up.
Compartmentalize, okay?
Come on, I'll fix you up
and we'll go welcome them.
Over there.
You swore it would be fine
To leave after three and miss the train
Just to go to have
So?
Maca, there's nothing
from the song we made before.
Nothing!
-Elvira.
-It's different.
I need to know where to sound-check
and no one is here. What's up?
-The song is different.
-You don't like it?
Now it's a bit more catchy.
I like the other one a lot.
I love the song, it's a beautiful song.
I just think it's a little
-Indie, right?
-Exactly.
-Melancholic.
-Yes.
Tn, come. Give me that.
Maca, do you really want to release that?
-Yes.
-The one from the docuseries?
-Welcome.
-What the fuck happened to them?
Welcome to Naio.
Can I take you to your rooms?
Can you tell me why you look like that?
Susana,
why are you soaking wet? Come here!
Why aren't you answering my messages?
Why are you wrinkling your nose like that?
Just like when you were
with that filthy bartender
and you denied it on your life.
What's going on? Is everything okay?
Technically,
we don't have the venue
What?
confirmed.
But it will be.
Anyway, obviously I have a plan B.
You had me bring all these people here,
the production team,
and you don't have the place confirmed?
No, not me, Elvi.
It's just a small detail
that I'm sorting out.
Did you read the fine print
of the contract?
Because it's not a small clause.
Why are you talking to me
as if I were your enemy?
This is too important to me.
Not just an insignificant trip we went on.
Take advantage
of the party tonight and fix it.
"An insignificant trip we went on."
Buckle up!
Give a big round of applause
to Chano and Maca!
Chano! Maca!
Susana!
What are you doing?
Come here.
Are you okay?
Don't get drunk.
You need to convince him.
We need this hotel.
Your pretty face isn't superficial
You know in your soul what you want
I walked a thousand paths
Looking for my destiny
In my lost mind, you are the abyss
I like mischief
When it comes from your lips
Bite my lips just right
And I'll take off your clothes
I like mischief
When it comes from your lips
I'll bite your lips just right
If you take off my clothes
Kiss!
Gustavo, I invited you
because I need you to meet them.
They can't get married anywhere else.
Look at me.
Right?
-Okay?
-Okay.
A deal. If you let me move forward,
I swear I'll turn Naio
into a symbol of love,
of commitment that lasts.
Unconditional love, that reminds people
that it's worth
taking a chance on someone.
Because it is worth
taking a chance on someone.
Because there are promises
that can be kept, right?
Or not?
Want a drink?
A guaro.
Can I ask you a question?
Are you okay?
Over here.
Divine.
-No, I'm sorry.
-Don't worry.
Sorry.
Did you fix that "small detail"?
Tell me the truth.
Have you ever done
a fucking wedding in your life?
Yes. Who do you think you're talking to?
No idea, because the last time I saw you,
you left, and I never knew why.
Don't fuck with me.
If you want a fight,
look for someone your own size.
Just acknowledge
that you're improvising all this
and you'll make me look like an asshole.
Not everything is about you, Elvira.
It's always the same, always about you.
-Isn't it?
-What about you?
The truth holder, the know-it-all.
And stupid me
Stupid you, jumps head first and
doesn't give a shit
about stepping on everyone's toes.
That's you.
-Really? And you're a bitter old lady.
-Yeah.
Who makes checklists
she'll never complete.
Ma'am, don't hit her.
Fuck!
-Let go of me!
-Let her go.
Don't fuck with me, I'm vulnerable here.
What is this lack of class?
If you're going to pull hair,
I'll take you to the volcano tomorrow,
not today.
Compartmentalize!
"Compartmentalize."
Susana.
Can you give me a statement
about what just happened?
What did you feel?
For fuck's sake.
A guaro.
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fucking great.
No venue for the wedding,
no boyfriend because the guy
And an ex-best friend
who hates me and wants to beat me up.
I don't know if I told you this,
I had a band, we were very successful.
And at the height of our success,
at our prime,
we couldn't be in the same room
without trying to kill each other.
Know what happened?
Our ego got the best of us.
Well, also because
Bruce started doing a ton of coke
and that was fucking crazy.
If it wasn't coke, it was marijuana.
At the end
He ended up sleeping with Brian's wife,
and we all somehow
ended up in a fantastic orgy.
Why was I telling you all this?
I don't know
what happened with your friend.
Maybe you're both right?
-No more.
-Make some noise! Hands up!
Because this
is open mic night.
-You know what I was thinking?
-What?
You should go up and sing.
You're dying to.
Right?
-Elvi!
-Aren't you?
I need you.
-Is everything okay?
-Yes. You both sang beautifully.
I'd like to go over
how everything's progressing tomorrow.
I'll show you
everything tomorrow afternoon.
-Okay.
-Don't worry, everything is going
-Yes?
-Divinely.
I want someone
with a powerful voice tonight.
Yes.
Friend, my heart is wounded
The man I love
Is leaving me
I'm losing him
I'm suffering
Crying with impotence
I can't hold onto him
Come here.
I want you to film this crazy lady
in the most ridiculous way you can.
For love
What can I do?
Give it your all
I gave it everything
Find a way
It's not possible to love more
If you think like that you'll lose him
And if he leaves?
Then you'll have lost him
What will I have left?
What you've experienced
Your advice doesn't take away my pain
That's just how love goes
Yes! A big round of applause!
It's on the house.
Sorry.
What happened?
We're having a family emergency
because of McDreamy.
Good night, Santa Marta!
Manu
I gave you my best years.
The most fertile ones.
-Susana. Let me.
-I want to come in
-I'm here, Susi.
-All right.
Don't touch her hair, no one knows
how to hold her hair better than me.
Leave me! I'm perfectly fine.
Gorgeous. Picture perfect. Keep going.
Can I get an exorcist in here, please?
Get it out.
Son of a bitch.
Fuck.
What are you doing here?
Don't tell me last night we
Oh, Susana.
If we didn't do it when there was love
Besides, I don't do that
out of spite anymore.
I grew up.
"Grew up," Elvira?
We almost punched each other yesterday.
I think we should talk
about what happened on that trip.
-When you abandoned me?
-Or busted my kneecap?
-No, not the kneecap again!
-"I won't go out."
-I felt so alone.
-I had everything planned.
-I planned a whole schedule.
-Look!
Susana, we don't have to be friends,
but we have to do something
to make this situation less unbearable.
Susana, I need this to go well.
And despite everything that's going on
I trust you.
Are you okay?
You broke up with the doctor?
How do you know?
Your Oompa Loompa can't shut up.
I'm sorry, Susi.
I don't think I can do it.
When has anything
ever been too much for us?
The other day I remembered
when my dad was dating that secretary,
the one younger than me, remember?
And the shit we did to her.
Yes, but that wasn't right, Elvira.
Cutting off her hair
No, right?
Now you can go to jail for less than that.
But what I'm trying to say is
You and I can do this, together.
We'll make this wedding happen.
We'll do whatever is needed.
You and I, together.
Let's have breakfast. What do you want?
Conchi, please.
No more hunger strikes, my dear.
I love you, my little thing.
Luis Miguel, if this continues,
we'll have to
Cover her ears.
Take her to the vet.
Keep me posted.
Thank you for everything you're doing.
-Thank you.
-My pleasure, Elvi.
Man.
I would have never imagined
you'd end up being one of those ladies
that puts jackets on their dogs.
Only when it rains.
All right, we need to find that couple
and see what we can come up with
so they give us their spot.
Ask Gustavo.
Didn't you see how he looked at you?
He'll tell you.
Gustavo won't tell me anything.
Exactly.
ELVI, WHAT TIME ARE WE MEETING?
You know what?
I'll get Gustavo to tell you everything,
even who killed JFK.
-Don't say I didn't help.
-What? Have some class.
No, come here.
What will you say? What will you do?
Okay.
Hi, Gus. How are you?
-Gus, right. Gustavo?
-Elvira.
Yes. How are you?
Hey, have a good session.
-Thanks, bro. See you later, bye.
-Bye.
How are you?
Fine. I wanted to
First, apologize for last night.
Second, tell you
that my friend isn't normally like that.
-Really?
-Yes.
She's heartbroken.
She had a boyfriend and he dumped her.
She deserves something better.
Better like what?
Other options.
Someone more beachy.
Like more
Yes.
Like
Maybe someone with green or blue eyes?
Depending on the light.
Other things.
Very well.
-I mean--
-I loved talking to you.
Okay.
But
Hey, Susi. Gus is really cool.
He was asking about you a lot.
So sweet and worried.
I feel like he is
-Really
-Ethereal.
No. I was gonna say more, like, charming.
You haven't noticed? That's too bad.
Look, here comes your Prince Charming.
At a different point in your life,
nothing would have seemed like too much.
Gustavo!
I'll see you soon. Powers of persuasion.
-I have an idea.
-Not if it's about your wedding.
Of course not. Where are you going?
To buy some things.
Okay, perfect.
So this Like How do you open this?
How much further is it to the market?
We're almost there.
Susana.
There's no signal here.
Yeah.
Before I forget
Take the wheel, please.
This I found this. Do you still want it?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hello, Elvira.
We just came back from the vet.
She's perfectly fine.
She has no health problems.
I bought her food as well.
Why did you have to take her?
What did the vet say?
I'll tell you the truth.
She's sad.
She misses you a lot.
It's only been a few days, imagine what
she'll be like when you leave for good.
Can you put her on?
I'll put her on now.
Look, who's here? Mommy.
What's going on?
Please, don't you make it hard for me too.
I promised he wouldn't bathe you,
and he won't.
Please, darling. Help me.
Bye. Thanks.
She knows you love her very much.
Thank you.
Come on, can't they deliver that?
Now there are apps that deliver anywhere.
-I mean
-Yes.
Do you want the short explanation
or the long one?
Fuck, Susana. Why is your phone off?
The long one, what the hell.
Mrs. Marbel worked for my brother, Mario,
for many years.
He was the architect
who designed the hotel and its concept.
She loves telling me stories about Mario.
Maybe Mario can perform a miracle,
if you don't want to.
I seriously doubt that. Wherever he is
My little brother is a saint, but
I'm sure he would.
He probably would, if he were here.
I like to remember my brother.
With her.
It's nice.
Elvira!
-What?
-Any news from Susi?
-No.
-Fuck.
We were meeting at noon. Look at the time.
I keep calling and she doesn't answer.
What about you?
What's happened now?
It's just
They didn't get the booze.
I found an emergency contact in Guajira.
But it didn't pass the checkpoint
and it all got seized.
-What?
-Yeah.
-What now?
-Nothing.
Without booze, there's no party,
and without
-No venue, no wedding.
-Exactly!
Goofy, have you ever gotten
anything right?
A single event that worked out.
-Yes.
-"Yes."
I've got it. Have you ever been a lookout?
-No.
-You're going to stay here.
If you see anyone coming to the office,
make a noise so that nobody sees me.
Something like
-Like that, but louder.
-What will you do?
What you and Susana
weren't capable of doing.
Hello. Did they release the shipment yet?
Of course, man.
Enrique, how are you?
I'm here. Look at him.
Of course. We're here. Making progress.
"Ethereal."
YOU'RE FREE TO BE HERE
TROUSSEAU. A.
Look, come here.
Do you see that? It looks fine.
But it's not.
That's shit. It doesn't work.
This isn't public television. Work harder.
I've told you a thousand times.
You know what I mean?
Am I making myself clear?
-Yes.
-That's
Stop. Go back.
Go back and stop. Right there, stop.
Do you know where you're going?
Clearly.
I like driving on this road
when I need some time to think and let go.
We can do it together.
Son of a bitch!
That's right.
Susana.
Okay.
Shit!
I'm screwed!
I'm alive, motherfucker!
I need help!
It feels good, right?
Hold on, stop.
I'll be right there.
You show up at this time?
Hi. What are you up to?
Anyway, I was at the pool drinking wine,
and I wondered if you'd have some with me.
What?
Don't tell me you're an artist as well.
I'll end up in love with you,
and it won't be my fault. I'm warning you.
Aren't you going to answer?
It's Chano, asking about
the blue shirt or the green one.
Those are Chano's problems.
Don't tell me he texts you
asking for fashion advice.
He texts me all the time.
Okay.
You didn't need to think,
you needed to let go.
Did I just do the Titanic thing?
Hey.
I was thinking that, maybe,
you'd like us to order room service.
We can drink some wine and eat something.
-Room service?
-Yes.
-No.
-No?
-One glass.
-One.
-That's it.
-One and that's it.
-Okay?
-One and that's it.
One and that's it.
You know I can't give you
what you want, right?
-Yes.
-So we have two options.
The first, we go back to the hotel,
and that's it.
Or the second, if you want,
you allow me to take you to a place
that I promise is wonderful.
"One glass," she says. One glass!
-Drink.
-I know, "one."
-How many have we had?
-I don't know.
Neo-- What was it?
-Neon Pulse. I told you.
-Neon Pulse.
You just never listen.
Honestly, Elvira, it was a wonderful time.
We were best friends, fulfilling a dream.
Then I tried television and film.
I like being behind the scenes.
Controlling things.
Which is what you like, I've noticed.
I never ask anyone for their autograph,
I'm not joking.
-Never, ever.
-So?
I think I'd like one
from one of the guys from Neon Pulse.
Still not sure from which one.
Are you serious?
You'd like an autograph
from a Neon Pulse member?
All right, let's see.
I'm going to do something.
But I want you to promise me
that you won't laugh.
-No.
-No!
There are no cameras, right?
You want to be the wild guy
who takes advantage of a poor woman,
and brings her to a tropical paradise
to see if she loosens up.
I'm sorry, my friend,
but I'm too old to fall for these tricks.
It turns out
I'm also too old to go to such lengths
just for a woman to give it to me.
How about we relax?
Let's enjoy this place.
You can wait for me
while I do
my strange water and earth rituals.
Yes, obviously I'll wait.
How else will I get home? By canoe?
Too bad
that this obsessive version of you
is so exhausting.
But know what bothers me the most?
That even that version of you
God!
Yelling again?
It fascinates me.
Now, imagine
The Bernabu.
Ninety-thousand people. Almost all women.
Screaming like crazy.
And the five of us come out.
Like this, more or less.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, my.
What?
Chano, this again?
We're not saying anything.
We agreed we wouldn't say anything.
What do you mean, "Why?"
Remember everything we had to do
to get out of this mess.
Really.
No more talking about this.
Who were you talking to?
My flip-flops.
-Do you want to do something?
-Let's not complicate it.
-No?
-No.
-Is that what you want?
-Yes.
All right.
-I'll call you later?
-If it's for work, whenever you want.
-All right.
-Okay.
Bye.
-Bye.
-Bye.
He's so intense!
They always want more from me.
-We said
-Elvi.
Where and when
was the best fuck of your life?
-Around 2012, I think.
-Yeah?
Yeah, I was at the funeral of uncle--
Of Carlota's cousin, I went
I didn't ask about the weirdest
and most morally questionable.
I asked about the best.
Mine started on the banks
of a wild and virgin river,
and ended in the intimacy of an office.
I knew that there was no heartbreak
that could resist such a delicious man!
Tell me the details.
It was like Lara Croft in a soap opera.
I should say,
that guy is anything but ethereal.
You can't imagine
the things he said to me.
That he said or that he did?
That he said while he did.
How nice!
The lustful planets aligned, because
I also just
had a close encounter of the third kind.
No. With Rodolfo?
And?
Dude!
No!
-By the way!
-What?
-I got the bride's name.
-No way!
-Yes, ma'am!
-Wow, you're talented!
I tried, I swear. How'd you do it?
-She has an unusual last name, look.
-Let's see.
Elvira, go wash yourself! Let's see.
Trousseau?
Alaska!
How are you, my dear?
What a coincidence seeing you here.
Su!
Since you don't answer the phone,
I haven't told you how sorry I was
that you canceled your wedding.
How are you?
It's been really hard,
that's why I came here.
Enough!
Bullshit, Alaska Trousseau!
You fucked me over.
I reserved the club,
I paid for the catering in advance,
I paid for the insurance
and for the dress
you ruined with your snot.
Do you know how much that cost?
Self-regulate.
I never authorized any of those payments.
At least not in writing.
You should know
how to read between the lines.
Good point.
True.
Well!
I see we're doing business
like two men who don't respect their word,
and since you won't pay me,
even if I send a debt collector,
I propose a trade.
You give me your date at Naio,
and I'll give you mine at Minca Resort.
Three pools, one with a waterfall.
And why would I do that?
I don't know.
I can think of four good reasons.
CLICK TO PAY
Those little fetish feet
have been working hard lately.
Congratulations.
But I doubt you want your boyfriend
to find out what your real job is
and how you make all that money.
If I were you, I'd take the deal.
And if not,
I have a gardener friend,
who can fix your other foot.
Let's go, Elvi.
No!
That was so good.
Damn.
-Do you think FetishFans exists in Mexico?
-How would I know?
Everyone says Mexico's so cheap, it's not.
I've been to Mexico, it's not cheap.
Since when are you
so interested in the Mexican economy?
Until Maca makes it big,
we'll have to tighten our belts.
I'm good at finding a deal.
But as a manager
What do you mean, Elvi?
Are you thinking about moving to Mexico?
-What's up?
-Valentn Eduardo.
-That mouth isn't only sucking oranges.
-No.
How did it go?
We got the date. Together.
No.
Hello.
-Hi.
-What's up?
Can we talk?
Sure.
Excuse me.
Sure. Punish me.
"Can we talk?"
-So beautiful.
-Wait up!
He'd be the perfect donor for my Susi.
Donor of what?
-Of what?
-Of what?
-"Of what," what?
-Nothing.
Fine, but you didn't hear it from me.
It turns out
that my Susi wants to be a mom.
-What?
-Yes.
She's wanted kids for a while.
She stopped drinking
after the trip to India,
though she more than
made up for it at the party.
If you saw her desk drawer,
it's filled with prenatal vitamins.
Manuel seemed solid,
but that was a mega fail.
Kids? Cross that off.
That's never been in either of our plans.
I don't know
why we thought about it before.
One of those ladies whose life
only has meaning when they procreate?
Total fail!
She's sad seeing her dream fall apart.
You wanted to buy time
while your friend broke into my office
to steal information, right?
Easy, James Bond.
What are you talking about?
I was about to partner with her,
but look at this.
This is for you to do what is needed,
as will I.
I want to tell you
that everything I said yesterday
was true.
Everything.
But while I was being sincere,
while I was
opening my heart like an idiot,
you just wanted to buy time.
Very well.
I guess you did that
because you were really desperate
to hold the wedding.
I have good news.
You have my blessing to do so.
But after that,
please leave my hotel.
I don't want to see you again.
I hope life treats you well.
Did you go into Gustavo's office?
What's wrong with you?
I had to. Everyone was pressuring me.
Maca, the producers, everyone.
They were like this, and Valentn said--
But to go into his office!
That's an invasion of privacy!
That's jail time!
No way. Calm down.
You'll never understand, will you?
That your actions have consequences.
And you're not 12 anymore, Elvira.
Start unloading, the trucks are here.
Go!
-Hey, girl.
-What?
You can't deny we're a good team.
High
five.
Seriously?
See? Karma is a bitch.
They say you shouldn't see the bride
before the wedding,
but I thought I could break the rules
with a small morning kiss.
Maca and I didn't
sleep together last night
to build the excitement.
It's also been about a week since we
Cut that part later.
Maca and I didn't sleep together,
and I'm arriving at her room.
Let's see Maca's reaction.
-All right.
-That's it. Go in.
How's the princess--?
-What the fuck. Come in.
-Yes, guys--
Put that down.
And now I have to be without you
Your betrayal hurts more if I stay here
Even if it's hard, it's the best for me
I have to admit that we won't meet again
Okay, she changed the lyrics but
She changed the lyrics? Are you kidding?
Weren't we taking this to the grave,
and you weren't going to say anything?
You don't shit where you eat, my dear.
Come on.
Get filming. Quickly, all of it.
What did you do?
Nothing. I didn't do anything.
I need you to help me find Maca.
Look. This was 40 minutes ago.
Did you fuck Chano?
-That boy could be your grandson!
-My what?
Clothes.
I'll give you cash,
dough, money, euros, dollars.
Find this girl.
Follow that taxi.
The antenna!
-Let's go.
-Follow them!
Come on, man!
You were right.
We should have put bells on them.
What about bells?
Which way should I go?
CHOOSE WI-FI ON DOMESTIC FLIGHTS
Elvi!
-Susi!
-Elvi!
The last flight to Bogot
left 20 minutes ago.
-Yeah, I know.
-Oh, God!
No, faint later. Tomorrow.
-I fucked everything up!
-Everything was already super fucked up.
Susana, what are we doing?
You don't know how to do weddings.
-No, please.
-I can't manage anyone's career.
Forget what I said
about us making a good team.
Delete that.
Move to trash.
It's impossible. We're the worst team.
Enough!
Calm down! Stop talking nonsense.
Did you really need to slap me?
Be grateful I threw the ring away.
Sorry, the slap was too much.
I was possessed
by the spirit of Soraya Montenegro,
but snap out of it.
A lot has happened since then
and as unlucky as we are,
we can't give in right now.
We must use
the little dignity we have left
to get out of this shithole.
It's the very last push.
We can't be more fucked
than we are right now.
But wait.
Elvi,
if the last plane left 20 minutes ago,
she didn't have time to make it!
Think where she could be.
How would I know, Susi?
You have a weird,
mother-daughter relationship with Maca.
You must have developed
that motherly instinct.
And you know something.
Moms know everything.
I know.
She has to be here,
where we shot the first video.
Wait.
-Where?
-Maca!
Jesus, we thought you had left, Maca!
No! Haven't you done enough?
You screwed my boyfriend,
who is also your client,
and you're like 40 years older than him.
Come on, 13 maybe?
Who told you?
Why do you think that I screwed Chano?
I don't think, I know you did.
I don't know what hurts more, Elvira.
That Chano cheated on me, or that you did.
Maca.
I didn't screw Chano, Maca.
Why do you think I fired Laura?
I think she's a great drummer,
one of the best I know.
Why didn't you tell me?
You and I are supposed to be friends.
We are friends, Maca.
He seemed to really regret it,
like he was in pain.
He wanted to change, so I kept his secret.
In a different situation,
I would have told you to send him to hell.
I don't believe it's as simple
as "good" or "bad" anymore.
People don't always cheat
due to a lack of love, sometimes it's
out of fear,
emptiness,
or immaturity.
And Chano loves you more than himself,
and that's saying a lot.
Are you asking me
to marry a man who was unfaithful to me?
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
But
Let's look at it differently.
Marriage is already so flawed,
it requires tons of forgiveness,
of patience.
There are no half-measures.
In the end, Maca,
life is much more beautiful when
you share it with someone.
That's right.
You'll fulfill your dreams.
Do you want to do it
with or without Chano?
If it's without him,
then don't get married.
If it's with him,
get married and take the risk.
Sometimes it's as simple as that.
Anyway,
who gave you the idea
that I slept with Chano?
Rodolfo.
Okay.
I don't know,
I still have to think things through.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm going to take a walk.
Hey,
do you think there will be a wedding?
From Naio, Palomino,
Maca and Chano's wedding concert special.
Virgin Mary, I beg you.
If Maca shows up, I swear,
I'll delete Grindr from my phone
for a few days,
and I'll delete all my messages.
Please.
Chano, the shoulder piece. Let's go.
Relax, let's do it.
That's it. Beautiful.
That's it.
Ready.
He's never looked this handsome.
Everything is under control.
Maca! Chano!
I'm saying how I feel. Respect that.
We're talking.
Your heart will be broken a million times.
Mine has. Love doesn't exist, damn it.
The show must go on.
Can we compartmentalize this somehow?
-Yes, exactly. Let's compartmentalize.
-Tell him.
Let's calm down.
I sense that Maca will arrive soon.
-I have a hunch.
-I don't want to.
A fucking hunch?
-Did you hit your head when you were born?
-Enough!
Listen to me once in your fucking life!
I don't want to go on!
-I'm going to cancel.
-Stop filming me, fuck! No!
Heterosexual animal.
LIVE
Today,
I want to be honest with you all,
and show you
that today I'm not feeling great.
Today my voice is breaking,
because I love Macarena with all my heart.
And I lost her, like an idiot.
Sometimes we're idiots, right?
I hope you all get a chance
to truly love, to respect.
I didn't know how to do that.
I only know how to play guitar,
nothing else.
Aside from that, I'm an idiot.
That's how I'm feeling today.
I want to be
completely honest with you all.
Maca!
Maca!
Maca!
Go, Maca!
Forgive me.
Bravo!
You swore it would be fine
To miss the train and have another coffee
You turned my world around
I wasn't going to miss what happens next
We ran out of time
And I just wanted to go slower
Now I remember
Nothing is better without you
May lightning strike us if it isn't true
There's no life without you here
I forget to laugh
I'm lost, I prefer to die.
I let go of the past at dawn
I got lost in your voice
And I forgot who I was before
Even though fear tried to defeat me
I jumped because this only happens once
The problems of growing up
How to split the chores
Let the desire come
May the jokes always land
We ran out of time
And I just wanted to go slower
Now I remember
Nothing is better without you
May lightning strike us if it isn't true
There's no life without you here
I forget to laugh
I'm lost, I prefer to die
I see that I don't know
How to go on without you
I need your air
Even though I wanted to go
I don't want to hurt you
I don't feel cold in your arms today
And now nothing is better without you
May lightning strike us if it isn't true
There's no life without you here
I forget to laugh
I'm lost, I prefer to die
Now nothing is better without you
May lightning strike us if it isn't true
There's no life without you here
I forget to laugh
I'm lost, I prefer to die
I don't get
what your marketing strategy was,
or what you thought to do
when Maca found out.
In life, sometimes you do
what you have to do.
Please go. You're speaking nonsense.
After everything I did for you?
I got you to the top.
And you and I
Maybe in another life.
-Not in any life.
-How romantic.
Not in any life.
He's a real poet.
-So you're staying?
-Hey!
I'm sorry.
A little package arrived for you.
Can't it wait?
It's a package from Ukraine.
Maybe.
Here?
Cheers.
Hello.
I gave my samples.
Everything is signed and sealed,
just like you asked.
I don't want you to do it
because I asked you to.
I want you to want to do it.
Manu,
I know that your mind and heart
aren't with me, and I understand.
The world needs you.
And that's what I admire most about you.
-Really.
-I don't want to lose you.
If I have to change my whole life
so we can be together, then I'll do it.
We're old enough to know
that those types of changes
don't end well.
Thank you.
Cheers to those who love each other,
those who forgive each other.
Cheers to the ton of soap operas
we had to watch
to understand
that love doesn't have to be dramatic.
Cheers to those
who accompany us through it all.
You are my one.
Cheers to all of you.
Cheers.
Elvi.
-Elvi, look who I brought you.
-Conchi, how can this be?
Mara Conchita has no life without you,
and I understand her.
You should take her to
Kiss.
Quiet.
Yes, a kiss.
Attack!
Did you resolve your issues
with the Ukrainian package?
With Manuel?
I have
an offer for you.
Stay at the hotel for a few days
while you decide
what the next step is
in your life.
This is a friendly offer.
No strings, no expectations.
Nothing will happen
that you don't want to happen.
Unless you want it to happen.
I should just shut up, right?
I'll just shut up.
Susi, have you been happy all these years?
Have you?
I don't know.
I feel I'm in a 40-something sandwich.
A bit lukewarm, strange,
where I'm too old to start over,
and I'm not
It's all good.
Too young to quit,
but too old to start over, right?
The only way a 40-something
is considered young is if they die.
The number of silly things
I had on that list!
I only kept one thing.
Get Susana back.
On my checklist
it was super important to get you back.
-A waste of time.
-Yes.
I've honestly never found anyone else
who helps me not be
so restless and flighty.
The only person
who has ever grounded me is you.
And I need someone
who can show me that you can fuck up,
but that you can also get up
a thousand times.
You have shown me that abundantly.
Thank you.
Do you really want
to give the company to Valentn?
Yes.
I need to focus on becoming a mom.
For that baby to be born,
I need to take it easy.
Even more so
now that I'm considering doing it alone.
You're going to be
the best mom in the world.
And you won't be alone.
Why? Don't tell me you're gonna be there.
Of course!
If a baby sticks, I'll be there.
I'll help you
wash bottles, sing to them, to hold them.
But no diapers.
You have to do diapers.
Really, Elvi?
Obviously.
This is the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
Thank you.
-I'm covered in sand.
-Me too.
-Reconsider the diapers.
-No.
-I love you so much.
-Me too.
Fuck! I forgot again. What was it?
-Elvira, seriously? Come on, focus.
-All right.
Two lines are good.
-Two lines are good.
-One is bad.
One is bad.
-You look.
-Okay.
-No, don't. I'll look.
-Should I look or not?
-I'll look.
-Okay.
Fuck! I forgot again. What was it?
-One line is good, two lines are bad.
-Two lines is
No!
Two lines are good. One line is bad.
-One, two, three.
-One, two, three.
SUSANA AND ELVIRA
WILL RETURN
I accept.
Subtitle translation by Barbara Powidel