Switched at Death (2024) Movie Script
(upbeat music)
Everything okay?
Yeah, bad time?
Kind of, I'm crunching numbers.
Ooh, he just kicked.
Hey, I am just calling
to see if you remember
what day it is today.
Of course, of course
I know what day it is.
Ay, what day is it?
- Thursday.
- It's Thursday.
Nice try, Gerry, it's Friday.
Asshole.
[Liz] Where are you?
I'm at work.
It's 1:00 PM, what's up?
Hope that wasn't your boss.
I'm just going to a meeting.
What's going on?
Just reminding you about tonight.
Give me a little credit here Liz.
The only person who's
given you more credit
than I have is Visa.
Gerry, you've missed every class so far.
Tonight is about transitioning.
I need you to be there.
I'll be there.
Say it again.
You read me the Riot Act
last time, I won't be late.
I'm gonna be there.
Jesus, Liz, I'm going to be there.
I actually want to be there.
I don't see what your big deal is.
Mm.
Where is it?
It is, it is 130 Kent at 7:30.
But look, I gotta go
[Liz] Try baby oil.
What?
The ink off your arm.
(upbeat music)
All right, where were we?
Read back the minutes.
(indistinct crosstalk)
Tonight marks the anniversary of one
of the highest profile gangland murders
in Canadian history.
30 years ago, Mafia kingpin Rocco Boitano
was killed by Sal the "Claw" Rossie,
nicknamed for the claw
tattoo under his left arm.
Authorities say he used his
trademark form of execution,
driving a claw hammer into
the back of Mr. Boitano's head
as he and his wife exited
a Montreal restaurant.
Sal disappeared and has been on the RCMP's
most wanted list ever since.
Now back to the hockey.
The Claw.
Man I want to be known by just one name.
Like Bono or Beyonce.
Yeah.
Douche bag.
Or douche bag.
Hope you already had kids.
Oh shit, kids.
Fuck, I turned my ringer off.
Someone spot me I gotta get a cab.
[Ray] Car impounded again?
What about your tab?
I'll get you next time.
This time is the next
time from last time.
Yep, douche bag is perfect.
(upbeat music)
Francois?
Oui.
Hop in.
(upbeat music)
Can I make another stop?
[Driver] Yeah not a problem.
Come on.
Come on, Liz.
[Liz] Hi you've reached Liz.
I can't come to the phone right now.
Please leave a message.
Three blocks straight ahead.
[Driver] You got it.
(upbeat music)
Okay here right up here right up here.
Shit okay.
Go down the block, take a left.
[Driver] Okay.
[Gerry] Yeah, right here, right here.
Here you go, man.
Have a good night, huh?
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It says you cancelled the ride, pal.
You owe me 19.50, man.
Keep the change.
Geez a 20, thanks asshole.
(upbeat music)
You shitting me.
(upbeat music)
Really?
Liz.
Liz come on, Liz.
(upbeat music)
Glad bags my ass.
[Tommy] Hello?
Hey Tommy I need to borrow a cell phone.
[Tommy] Nope.
What do you mean nope.
[Tommy] My dad says never
open the door to strangers.
Well, I'm not a stranger.
It's Mr. Etrics it's me.
Especially you.
He says you are strange.
Well, your dad's an alcoholic.
Open the door, you little shit, come on.
Hey, Janet, me and Tommy, we're just...
Yeah, I heard.
Haha, lock that again.
Go put yourself to bed.
At least I have a bed loser.
Watch it mister, you'll get a timeout.
We should bring back spanking.
Hey, I need to borrow a phone.
It's an emergency.
I suppose if the alcoholic's not on it.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
(upbeat music)
Yeah, it's like one day,
two days, like a week tops.
It's dying of grease fire.
Gerry it's late.
You have to go.
It's a numbers game.
It's like sales, I had that guy.
I heard.
Two more calls.
- No.
- One more call.
No.
I stay on your couch.
Two more calls, that's it.
Two minutes and you're outta here.
Gerry, your butt's out the door.
Two minutes, Gerry.
Okay.
[Person 1] You better
have a frigging good reason
for calling this late.
Yeah, actually, your wife's
a little tight tonight,
so I thought that...
I dunno why I called that guy.
[Janet] You have to leave now, Gerry.
(upbeat music)
Oh, Jesus I thought this was Barbara's.
Your underwear's on backwards.
(upbeat music)
Nana.
Gerry, oh my.
What are you doing here at
this hour with your garbage?
Well, Liz and I got
into a small disagreement
and she locked me out.
I'm sorry to hear that dear.
What caused it this time?
I think I was a little inconsiderate.
I know that.
But what caused it this time?
Well.
I was a touch late for an appointment.
But you said that if I ever
needed a place to stay.
Well, yes, but you know,
it's awfully late now.
Well, she obviously
didn't consider the time,
so I should put my stuff
in the spare room or?
No, that's my sewing room now.
You could sleep on the couch for a couple
of nights if you need to, I suppose.
Where is it?
Well, there and Roosevelt's
warming it for you.
Perfect.
That looks extremely comfortable.
It must be.
He never leaves that thing.
Well, I guess goodnight roomy.
Yes goodnight.
Really that's how things are gonna go.
(upbeat music)
Oh my go on scoot.
I'm late for work.
I'm late for work.
It's Saturday dear.
I think a little breakfast
will make you feel better.
Jesus Christ I hate you.
(upbeat music)
He likes everyone Gerry.
I don't know why he peed on your clothes.
(upbeat music)
Everyone may I have your attention?
Excuse me may I have your attention?
This is Gerry, my grandson-in-law.
He's going to be staying
with me for a couple of days.
Wow, that went well.
I agree, dear.
They really seem to like you.
(upbeat music)
Where's your bacon and eggs?
In the fridge, where are yours?
You serve them cold?
No on Sundays we serve them hot.
What's that?
Stewed prunes.
Ugh close your mouth.
Why do those old people
always have their mouth open?
Why don't young people keep theirs shut?
What's that?
Oatmeal.
Where's the good stuff?
This is the good stuff.
No, like the shit people
with teeth would eat.
[Saul] Since when did
the homeless become picky?
What's that smell?
Old people.
Do you want any or not?
Wanna wait till you
serve solid food on Sunday.
Where's your coffee?
Under the sign that says coffee.
[Liz] Hi, you've reached Liz.
I can't come to the phone right now.
Please leave a message after the beep.
Oh no because this is a new
app that tracks blood sugar.
Oh, gramps, think you had enough.
Jesus shit or get off the pot.
Oh, did not mean literally.
What?
What now?
What could it possibly be now?
Oh, is this some sort
of senior entitlement?
[Person 2] Barbara sorry Rose
hasn't returned your messages.
She's been outta town.
No food?
None that I could see.
So what shall we do today?
Well, if that works,
normally watch college ball
on Saturdays.
That's just for DVDs.
We don't have cable.
They're showing "12 Angry Men" today.
That number's about to go up.
Where's your bar?
We don't have one.
They serve cider after
line dancing sometimes.
What do you do for fun?
They show "The Sound
of Music" every night
and there's bridge in the afternoon.
Can you play bridge for money?
Not that I know of.
Then what do you win?
Just the game.
You guys got WiFi?
Yes, we do.
I'll be back.
This in-home spa service is pure bliss.
It does have its perks.
Oh gee, that feels so good.
When you're done, can
you adjust my hammer toe?
I said hammer toe.
Oh, I really needed this pampering.
Sorry that my drama landed
on your door last night.
Are you kidding?
It was a good teaching moment for Tommy.
If you don't do what you're told,
I'll send you next door
to live with the bad man.
It's all right ladies.
(person speaks foreign language)
What did you say?
Pick a colour.
(lady speaks foreign language)
Yeah well, I don't want
any more assholes in my life
or my house.
Whoa you are gonna have
to lower your standards.
We only have the male race to choose from.
Yeah well I don't think wanting
to be thought of occasionally
is too much to ask.
No, it's not.
But I think about myself all the time.
Well, you can bet Barbara's not putting up
with any of his bullshit.
Barbara.
I thought you knew.
Un fucking believable.
Liz.
(upbeat music)
Ice?
You got that thing that shoots Stolis
and we'll be best friends.
(upbeat music)
Whoa.
Oh, come on.
(upbeat music)
[Saul] Hello, still here?
Yeah, still alive?
You always like this.
Like what?
You didn't have one nice
thing to say in the food line?
Yeah well, I wasn't in a food line.
So you've been talking to Roger?
Yeah, I said you're on your way down.
You're obviously not
getting laid, are you?
Since the guy living
with his grandmother.
How do we not have cable in this place?
The owner doesn't allow it.
He said as it promotes
people being sedentary.
And he's active?
Must not be a football fan.
Not the North American type.
He's Eastern European.
Liz.
Hi Nana.
Hi Saul.
(upbeat music)
Fucking stones you have,
what are you doing here?
I don't, maybe you can help me out.
I don't have access to my
money, locked out my house.
Nowhere to go.
Oh, none of your loser
friends want you either Gerry
does not say something to you.
I've had enough of this.
I'm done.
Come on.
How do we going up with this again?
We've known each other since
we were six for Christ's sake.
Listen, you're pregnant.
I don't know hormones or either way
I'm the same guy you've always known
It's the same me it's always been.
You are the same guy Gerry.
The same guy who'd rather
go drinking with his buddies
than to lamaze classes with me
or help paint the baby's room.
That's the problem.
I can't believe you're busting my balls
because you put them high in high school.
We call 'em.
I stopped my asshole behaviour when I
was called to the bar.
You're called to the bar
by your friends what,
four or five times a week?
I'm done.
Get your stuff together
and get out of here
and leave Nana out of this.
Okay.
Good talk.
Really good talk.
We really nailed that talk.
It's all good.
We just agreed, she needs
like a week to cool off.
Wildcats playing the Buckeyes at one, Ian.
(upbeat music)
Room service?
Kind of.
He's making a pickup.
Someone's sick.
Not anymore.
It's an old folks home.
Somebody bid it for Christ's sake.
That was like an ambulance guy or.
Does it look like
he's rushing somewhere?
That's John.
Get used to seeing him.
He comes more often than the mail.
You are rude.
Everything they can get off.
Close your mouth.
(upbeat music)
Did you find a place to stay?
Yeah I've got a nice
unoccupied drain pipe.
Thanks.
Another flea bag hotel?
You slept in your car again?
Please.
Staying at Liz's grandmother's.
Doesn't she live in...
In a senior's home.
Yeah, she does.
Wow okay.
Any hot babes catch your eye?
No none.
Just your mom who's there on
Saturdays at hand job night.
How's the food?
Excellent it's a cross
between a bus station
and a racetrack.
Thank you.
She must be really pissed off.
Liz?
No, I'm the one should be pissed off.
If I go back there needs some real changes
around that place.
You must be worried.
She's never bagged her shit before right?
She is the one who should be worried.
I just spent all weekend watching sports
and letting her stew in what
she did, unlike other people,
Gerald Etrics knows how
to manage his women.
Excuse me, sorry.
Gerald Etrics.
Oh yeah.
Biolith Cybersecurity?
Got some wife advice too, pal?
I'm good, thanks.
You've been served.
And he took that well.
Yeah, he did.
(crashing)
Oh, may I have a word?
Please.
Let me guess.
My attitude needs adjusting.
No, I don't give a
damn about your attitude
'cause you're fired.
You are not only fired,
but are in such deep shit.
You have no idea.
Great I can't wait to
move up from the stump.
Well, I don't think
they head hug in prison.
Well, I think your wife
knows you're screwing your assistant Pat.
Get out.
Can I get a letter of recommendation?
Pat I'll need you.
He hit me.
(upbeat music)
So how was your day?
How could you do this to me?
Really, how could she serve
you with divorce papers?
I mean, you stay out
too much, drink too much.
Gamble too much.
You miss four or five lamaze classes.
And she goes all Trump on you.
Don't pin this on me asshole.
I wouldn't have missed those classes
if she did not get pregnant.
You're a shitty husband, Gerry.
And you'll be a shitty father.
It's ingrained.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
I might do the the Ray
Charles, Rod Stewart thing
and just have six kids
with six different women.
That'll show her.
Show her?
See, that's your problem.
You're an inconsiderate prick.
Why don't you start off with
one woman and one child first?
You don't know how lucky you are.
Remember that day in university
when we went shopping
at Walmart really, really hungover,
but we could barely walk.
Liz rents a scooter, genius.
She's in a whole different league.
She went from instigator to litigator.
And you went from idiot to asshole.
You need to get your
head in the game pal.
I think she's waiting
for the adult to show up.
Yeah.
You know what that means a lot
coming from two single white losers.
(upbeat music)
Ah!
Oh my god.
Gerry, what the hell are you doing?
What the hell am I doing?
Are you outta your mind?
On the contrary, Gerry,
I have come to my senses.
You're drunk.
Look, you need to get out.
Can we just talk about this?
Look, Liz.
I know I'm not perfect.
Look I get that.
But you have to understand
that I'm not always at your beck and call.
Sometimes things come
up and take priority.
I need you to understand that.
Yeah, I do understand that Gerry.
And you're right.
I am nagging you all the time.
Exactly, yeah.
And you are who you are.
And it's not for me to change that.
Bingo, yeah.
But I can change.
Look, if you wanna live
your life based on things
that you don't wanna
do, then go right ahead.
But it's not for me.
I need to do what's right
for myself and our child.
I'm not gonna live life
from the bottom up.
Always the attorney getting
the last dramatic word, eh?
But can we just finish
this conversation at home?
Fine.
Get in the front.
Liz I'm not in the car.
Liz?
(upbeat music)
Another pickup pal?
The term is transfer, sir.
Transfer.
It's not switching buses.
How about removal?
Like that, it's like a wart.
Yeah, sure.
(upbeat music)
Gerry, it's flank steak.
Oh, that's great.
The last one they gave me,
I'm still using as my wallet.
Back of the line pal.
Oh my god isn't there a
height restriction to this ride?
Gerry!
What?
What's everyone's fucking problem?
(upbeat music)
I went to a restaurant the other day
and they had this thing called chicken.
It's exactly like beef
except for it's on a bird.
Here we go.
You can't just eat
red meat for every meal.
Why is no one fucking saying anything?
It's bad for your o-ring.
What's got you so pissy today?
I would love fish,
maybe fresh vegetables.
You got salad in there?
Hey, if you don't like
what they serve here pal, just leave.
Oh, maybe you can help me out, Colonel.
I would love a family bucket meal.
Large fries.
Maybe a side Cole slaw.
Sound tasty?
Wow been here eight years.
Never heard him speak.
[Gerry] May I?
Sorry we already have three.
(upbeat music)
Great, go eat in the lobby.
(upbeat music)
Jesus, this isn't a petting zoo.
You have the breath of a heroin addict.
Get outta here.
He's not dead, I'm going to breakfast.
I know that feeling
like when you come out
of a bar at noon, thought you
were just a daytime asshole.
I see you also work nights.
I heard they hauled Roger
out of here last night.
Oh, no, no, no I need him
'cause watch football on Saturdays.
She'll become one of the guys.
You've never seen him awake.
I like that in people.
Did Roger have a wife?
She died a couple of years ago.
Any kids?
No, they were childless.
What happens to your money if you don't
have any next of kin?
It goes wherever you direct
it in your will I guess.
I'm going for breakfast.
Hi.
Thought you could use this.
Thanks Barbara.
Sorry about last night.
It won't happen again, I
had a bad day with Jim.
Jim from work?
Jim Beam.
I'm not sure I know him.
It doesn't matter.
It won't happen again.
I know it won't.
Don't worry.
I'm gonna take care of this, all right.
But Gerry.
(upbeat music)
You in charge here?
Can I help you?
Yeah you've got some nerves
'cause you were bullied as a
kid for your speech impediment.
Doesn't mean you can push
around seniors all day.
Excuse me, it's an accent.
Well tell you one thing for sure.
Barbara's not getting kicked out today.
Of course not.
That notice is for you.
(upbeat music)
Our seniors come here to retire
and relax and we've been watching you.
We can't have you running
around frightening our tenants
and causing a chaos.
I'm not frightening anybody.
I'm afraid you are.
We think it's best for everyone
if you leave immediately.
Oh, well okay.
Cut me some slack here.
Please.
Look, I'll tone my stuff down.
I know I need to tone my stuff down,
but I have no money, no job.
Yeah that is not our concern.
Please, I have nowhere to go.
So just one or two more days.
I'm sorry.
We'd like you out by the end of the day.
Please.
There must be something that I can do.
Well, maybe that is
something we can work out.
Great.
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know
It's a fair ride Piccadilly,
farewell Leicester Square
It's a long, long way to Tipperary
But my heart's still there
(audience applauding)
Great.
I'll see you all at the movie tonight.
Don't say a word.
No, you've got a gift.
Do you have a business card?
(gentle music)
I could watch "The Sound
of Music" every night.
You do watch it every night.
Everyone I'd like to
make a quick announcement.
Excuse me I can't see.
Could you move please?
The movie's over.
I want to see the credits.
Are you shitting me lady?
Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry.
What could you possibly want to know?
I want to know who played the nun.
Bertha or Margarita?
- Bertha.
- Patricia Nelson.
Really, really.
I wanna see who plays the Nazi.
Daniel Thur Wright and
Jack Brown was the gaffer.
Walter Fesman was the key grip.
And Fred Richter was the best boy.
Does anyone else wanna know something?
Huh?
No one, but their immediate
family gives a shit
about who any of these people are.
Okay, so look, every night
since I've been here,
we have watched "The Sound of Music"
and frankly, I'm sick of it.
And you should be too.
Do you have any idea how many movies
have come out since I got here?
Do you have any?
Do you have any?
Do you even fathom the number?
Huh?
Look, gang life is short.
Yours even more than mine.
This morning I had a
conversation with management
and flipped a coin and lost,
instead of hanging myself,
I became the new activities manager.
So if you wanna see a movie,
any movie at all, just let me know.
"The Sound of Music".
You watched the goddamn sound of.
We have hobbies and games
and exercise classes and
special interest groups.
And coming up for the
first time ever at Sunset
is a brand new activity.
Anyone who wishes to stay may do so.
But first just watch the
activity board for any updates,
any classes you wanna do.
Thank you.
That is all the announcements.
Great.
Don't applaud.
It's not an applauding situation.
Hey, wanna watch the hockey game.
I would, I'd also like a reach
around from Kim Kardashian.
Now that's the sound of music.
There's beer in the
cooler for anyone who wagers
and the Leafs are favoured
above the Jets by two.
(upbeat music)
Hey, do you like your line of work?
Why are you always busting my balls?
I don't know.
It's an odd business.
Your client list just keeps
getting smaller and smaller.
People are born every day too you know,
we just don't meet our new
clients for like 80 years.
I hope he wasn't a football fan.
You know what I'll ask her.
Oh wow a greeting like Walmart.
What, it was a joke, what?
Gerry I have some bad news.
Oh no.
It's pot roast again.
Rose died.
Oh my god.
That was her, I just saw...
Poor Saul I feel so bad for him.
Me too.
I have to be nice to him.
Gerry, Sunset's having
a gathering tomorrow.
Okay.
Put 'em in the ground fast.
I'm so sorry, Saul.
Glad you came.
Oh well never had
any kosher food before.
You've obviously got
other Jewish friends.
You didn't shave and you
ripped a pocket for thanks.
Oh, glad to.
Sorry about the the news old man.
It was so quick Saul.
I didn't even know she was ill.
She wasn't.
Was she ill with something?
Just a little constipation.
Constipation never killed anybody.
If it did, poutine would've
gotten me years ago.
We're about to start.
Do you mind?
(upbeat music)
It that beef stew I smell.
No, I just shit myself.
I'm old.
Why don't you just sneak
up on me with an air horn?
[Gerry] Couldn't sleep.
Ah, the bed is like
an ocean of emptiness.
In the 50 years we were married
I didn't record Rose sleeping once.
That's really creepy.
No, her snoring put me out like a light.
God, I'm gonna miss that.
I'm sorry old man.
Wow 50 years.
It's like two life sentences.
There's the difference.
Your generation thinks of it
as a prison sentence and mine
thinks of it as an honour.
Well, I'm honoured.
Hey, she won't listen to me.
Won't listen to you.
What are you 12?
Jesus she's tired of listening to you.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy.
She's the one who's locked me out
and served me divorce papers.
For Christ's sake.
Liz is not here to accommodate you.
Move back into your mother's basement
if you wanna be looked after.
The M in marriage doesn't stand for me.
What are you five years in?
Talk to me when you
got 50 under your belt.
You young people today.
You treat all your relationships
like they're disposable
with all of you social
media and internet dating.
And you put so much attention
into finding the next one.
Maybe try giving your
wife a little attention.
I'd give anything to have
Rose still mad at me.
I am sorry I wasn't listening.
Can you repeat that?
Do the work my boy.
Hmm.
I will Gandalf.
Okay.
(upbeat music)
The hell are they doing here at 2:00 AM.
Yeah.
How does the manager of an old folks home
have a Rolex and a Mercedes?
(upbeat music)
I got your text.
Oh, what's the emergency?
Yeah, I need your decoder updates.
What the hell, dude?
It's three in the morning.
Are you out of your mind?
I could lose my job.
Nice place though.
You're not at work,
what's your password?
Beeper.
That's my all right.
What?
You asked everyone for
a place to stay but me?
You have a steering
wheel in your living room.
I have lots of room, you know that.
Well, I do love trailers.
It's a motor home.
You can drive your bedroom to the zoo.
You don't see anything wrong with that.
Last time at your place
had to walk down a hill
to use the shitter.
Kids slashed the rear tyres.
Well, I'm sorry Jim.
I didn't want to impose.
Oh, but if I get kicked
outta Jurassic Park,
does this offer still stand?
Of course not.
I was just pissed you never asked.
You got showers here?
Here you go.
You gotta go.
Oh hey is there an
electrical water hook up here?
[Gerry] Nope.
(upbeat music)
Hey, can you pop by for a sec?
Come in.
Jesus Rose says you're fast.
But anyway, look at this.
Look at this.
How the hell do you have access
to Paula's banking information?
Cybersecurity has certain advantages.
How do you use an ATM when you're dead?
I have trouble and I'm alive.
What are you two talking about?
Think our friend Pavel
is stealing from the dead.
Come.
What can I do for you gentlemen?
Mr. Kovacic we believe
that your manager Pavel
has been skimming money off
of the seniors after they've deceased.
Why would you say such a thing?
Those are large cash withdrawals made
after Ms. Roberts died.
How can you see her bank statement?
We also think that Roger
Binger was skimmed as well.
Jerry's in cybersecurity
and suspected something.
Why do you think it's him?
Well, I don't know his salary,
but he's got a $14,000 wrist watch, so.
I see.
Have you told anyone else?
No, just you.
Okay.
Well I'll have to make a call immediately.
I must admit I've had my own reservations.
Go.
(upbeat music)
Where are your car keys tomorrow?
Gotta go somewhere.
Thanks.
It's automatic, right?
[Saul] Yeah.
That car's older than you.
[Gerry] I'm using some of
your Liz advice tomorrow.
(upbeat music)
Hi honey.
Have a nice day.
(upbeat music)
I've been trying you for
hours with a mobile phone.
The mobile means everywhere.
Pavel died last night.
He hanged himself.
Excuse me everyone.
Excuse me.
May I have your attention
please and thank you.
We were told last night of
some very distressing news.
My manager Pavel may have been
involved in stealing money
from fellow residents
right here at Sunset.
Now, upon receiving this news, I did go
to his house last night to confront him.
And after a lengthy
discussion, he admitted
to this accusation.
He told me he would turn
himself into the authorities
at 8:00 AM today.
Well, he did not show up.
In fact, when we went to his house,
that is when we discovered his body.
Now it is unfortunate that
I have to be the bearer
of this news, but at the same time,
I want to thank Mr.
Etrics for bringing this
to our attention.
Thank you Mr. Etrics.
You have provided valuable
information for the security
of all fellow residents.
That's all.
I hope you have a nice day.
(upbeat music)
Hi Nana.
How are you?
Hi honey.
What a lovely surprise.
Come in just having a
visit with Walter White.
Walter White.
Are you watching "Breaking Bad"?
It's my new favourite show.
Gerry's still here, Nana I
told him to move out weeks ago.
Are you kidding me?
Nobody wants him to leave.
Everyone just loves him here.
I'm sorry my Gerry.
Nana don't let him take advantage of you.
It's Gerry's MO.
Me first.
Actually, it's quite the opposite dear.
Now he takes dinner to
people when they're sick,
fixes their computers and teaches classes.
Sorry teaches classes about what?
Drinking, gambling.
Yes.
He showed us how to make
pulled pork, whiskey sours
and open a beer with a lighter.
And I had no idea some
jockeys are better on the turf
than grass.
I can't believe I'm just
learning all this now.
Nana this man has been nothing
but a disappointment to me
and I couldn't stomach it if
he did the same thing to you.
Elizabeth.
He never lets me down.
Whenever I ask he's right there.
He does my banking,
empties the litter box,
has me walking twice a week.
Seriously he's more dependable
and caring than half the staff here.
Who by the way, would've
continued stealing money from us
if Gerry hadn't caught it.
Maybe you're being a little hard on him.
Yeah don't let him fool you.
He can't fool me.
He's taught me to spot
a bluff a mile away.
I now know if someone calls quickly
after you raise his continuation
bed, he's probably got air.
Oh look at the time.
I'm sorry to cut this short dear,
but I have some friends
coming for a visit.
It's okay, love you Nana.
Love you too, dear.
(upbeat music)
You are breathing new
life into this place.
Operative worth breathing.
Good job guys.
Really proud of you.
Who can't give football on that?
I never noticed that.
Maybe he has got a ham radio.
Why people can't use ham radios.
'Cause pork you're Jewish.
Oh, here you go,
Thank you Gerry.
There you go.
Where'd it go?
What?
The antennas?
I don't know.
(upbeat music)
How is this place?
It's like a casting call for
the movie "Shutter Island".
And I can't believe you
haven't got the boot yet.
Oh, I got the landlord
to extend my lease.
Free food, free rent.
All I gotta do is teach the
old people how to glue macaroni
to cardboard.
I got the results you asked for.
Looks like the elderly die at a rate
of about two per month at
your average old age home.
Brother grim is pulling
people out like once a week.
What's the average length of stay here?
It's like three, four years.
Average stay
at your average North American
retirement home is da da da.
Six to nine oh, that's not good.
There's always people at
this like off limits room.
Like two in the morning.
A shift change?
No, Eastern Europeans but I
can't understand their accent.
You barely understand mine.
Yeah heck I know.
Hey, do you have that pen camera?
A delivery guy's got it.
But you can use these 10 megapixels.
Basically broadcast quality.
You prick!
Billy Stag.
I got so much shit for that.
Woke up in a rose bush
with a hockey helmet.
If you're drinking scotch
off a Turkey baster.
Hey, you got over 400 likes.
Don't lose them.
Do I look good?
Oh, here he is now.
Can you clean out the litter
box later, please dear?
[Gerry] Of course.
This is my grandson-in-law
Gerald Etrics.
Gerry these are the
Dandrons, Phil and Rhoda.
You're kidding, right?
Excuse me.
Those can't actually be their names Phil
and Rhoda Dandron.
Oh, isn't that funny?
I never picked up on that.
And that can't really be your name.
Gerry Etrics?
Oh, for heaven's sake.
My name's Gerald.
My name's Philip.
[Gerry] How long you two been inmates?
Gerry.
We've been here a
little over a year now.
They're from Toronto.
Oh, Hockey Hall of Fame.
Excuse me.
Hockey Hall of Fame is in Toronto.
Oh right, right.
You are a hockey fan?
He's a sports fan.
That's all he does here on the weekends.
He even brings in NFL football
for everyone to watch.
I've learned so much about it.
He even explained betting to us.
Really?
Yes it's very exciting now,
on Sundays, say for example,
Kansas City is offered at minus 120.
The minus 120 reflects the money line.
Let's say you want to win
$100 by betting on the chiefs.
If they win, you collect $100.
If they lose, however,
you have to give up $120.
Hence the minus 120.
Gerry's very competitive compared
to other bookies when it
comes to taking juice.
You'll have to come down
for one of his games.
Yeah, one day.
Let's go.
Nice meeting you Gerry.
Nice meeting you.
I'm glad Jacksonville
played the Saints last week.
I got hooped because I didn't know Morris
is a stiff in the pocket under pressure.
I'm taking the fish by eight this Sunday.
Easy money.
Bye-bye.
They were fun.
Where'd you get a smartphone?
Rose.
I can't believe this thing.
It's got a calculator in it.
Oh, you can add up all the
times I don't give a shit now.
I took a picture.
- You found the camera.
- By accident.
It's a nice picture of your thumb.
Jesus I hope that's your thumb.
Oh my god.
Hey, if I were to find a list
of all the detainees here, how would I?
As a European Jew, could
you please call them residents
instead of detainees?
Leave it with me.
Thanks.
(upbeat music)
Gerry.
Jesus Saul you hear all
the way down the hallway.
Sorry, I'll turn it down a bit.
I guess I have a bit of
a confession to make.
Preaching to the choir.
What you watching "Pulp Fiction"?
No semi-finals.
What's up?
I'd like to get back to it.
Lemme see your phone.
Let me ask you something.
She had a bad hoop.
Did she ever see a doctor?
Several times.
But that didn't kill her.
By herself?
Pavel brought him, then left.
It was just me and the doctor.
And Rose of course.
Did he give her anything?
She wasn't poisoned.
The autopsy showed nothing.
He asked me to get her ice water.
Get that water from the kitchen?
No, I ladled water from the fish tank
and got ice from the VCR.
Why?
I don't know.
Were you with her at the end of the visit?
Yes.
No, not at the very end.
I got the water.
She had a sip.
He wanted to take her
temperature before he left.
So I came back in here
maybe two minutes later.
He said her temperature was
fine and she was resting.
How was she later?
I fell asleep watching tennis.
Well, it's my email.
Reply to it if you ever need me.
Oh, here.
Where'd you get all these names?
I know a guy.
(upbeat music)
(cat meowing)
You shit on me I'll shave you.
Shit for brains.
I think she went up
for a walk with Solace.
Where's the nearest vet?
Up the street.
Left on fourth.
Call them.
Tell 'em I'm coming.
[Liz] Mabel what the hell was that?
If I had to guess?
I think your husband may
have killed Barb's cat.
Gerry.
Is he okay?
He just kind of stopped moving.
When did you first notice
When he hit the wall, it
didn't like hit the wall.
Hit the, I kinda chucked him.
I didn't mean to hurt him.
Hurt him.
We ran some tests and
Roosevelt's in the final stages
of feline peritonitis.
It's a virus that
attacks the vital organs.
God, after I didn't stick
the landing, oh my god.
What's next?
Well, death.
Jesus I'll just wait in
the other room, I guess.
Mr. Etrics, I don't
think that you understand
at this stage, all we can do
is assist in making his passing
as comfortable as possible.
It's important Roosevelt
sees a loving, caring face
in the end.
Well, because this cat and
the last face this cat wants
to see 'cause he shits in my bed.
He gave me a dead mouse.
The defecating is the
disease and the mouse.
It's an offering of affection.
Give you two a moment.
(gentle music)
It's okay.
It's okay little friend.
(gentle music)
Birthday okay.
(gentle music)
Jesus.
Have Gerry and Liz talked lately?
Not really.
That's why I asked her to join us tonight.
Hello.
Happy birthday Mrs. Mason.
Thank you Viktor.
Right I forgot, happy birthday.
I'm glad that I found you.
I wanted to tell you that your
guest only has until the end
of the month to stay here with us.
I thought you two worked things out.
He'll have to make other plans.
As you know, our policy
only allows married couples
to stay here on a full-time basis.
Sure, residents are allowed
to have guests for up
to four weeks, which ends
at the end of the month.
I do hope he's enjoyed this day.
Have a good evening.
What will Gerry do Saul?
Ask him.
What did Putin want?
He just wished me a happy birthday dear.
And you've been evicted.
Guests are only allowed
to stay here four weeks.
Happy birthday Nana I'll
move right out on the 31st
and right back in on the first.
- Hi dear.
- Hi Nana.
Hi Saul.
Gerry, I hope you don't
mind I invited Liz tonight.
Not at all.
Well, there's been a change of plans.
So our reservation's in 15 minutes.
(upbeat music)
There's a corkage fee sir.
Oh, well these are screw tops.
Thank you.
Wow, this place is nice.
Yeah, it was either this
or meatloaf at the Gula.
What a nice treat, dear.
Thank you.
A place without a drive-thru.
The other bottle of wine, please.
Wow, just one glass tonight.
Oh, I've got early class tomorrow.
Since when has that ever stopped you?
Gerry's only got a few
days left with us at Sunset.
But I swear I didn't do anything.
It's not my fault.
You know, dear Gerry's
looking for a place to stay.
You know, Nana Gerry
had a place to stay.
No one knows better than me.
Last Saturday, I had pocket
aces cracked by kings.
She means never take
anything for granted.
Oh yeah.
You should play cards
with Nana more often.
I was driving by the other day
and saw the gutters were pretty full.
So maybe I could swing by this weekend.
Yeah, I'd like that.
And then you could see
the finished baby's room.
I'll swing by on Sunday and pick you up.
Barbara.
Happy birthday and
(speaks foreign language).
And I'd like to make a
toast to my little Roosevelt
and to Gerry for being
his friend to the end.
(upbeat music)
Hi Nana.
Oh, he should be ready
to go any minute, dear.
Is it always like this?
Every Sunday, they love it.
[Gerry] Next.
Hey, how much would I have
to bet to win $100 on Dallas?
Gerry Etrics, you are under arrest
for running a common gaming house.
Get out from behind the table.
No, I'm not going...
Get out from behind the table.
I'm not gonna do that.
Get out from behind the
table and come with me.
No, if what's going on, wow.
It's, I can explain.
Yeah there's no need, Gerry.
You have the right to remain silent.
Liz!
There's no need.
[Bettor] Anything you
say can and will be used
against you in a court of law.
(upbeat music)
Thanks Saul.
I know what I owe you.
Pay you back the bail.
You think I simply bailed you out?
That's an indictable of fence.
I'm ex Mossad.
What?
I guess I unretired when
we went to see Viktor.
You told me you were a tailor.
I let you hem my pants.
You did a shit job.
One leg is like a full
foot short than the other.
You don't kill yourself
for skimming money.
You take your hundreds of thousands
of dollars and you leave the country.
I sprung you for a reason.
I need you to keep digging
into the shit at Sunset.
My ass depends on it.
Lovely another long night in the lobby.
(gentle music)
What the hell is Dalmatia?
(upbeat music)
There we go.
Yeah, great class.
Way to go guys.
Way to go.
Our version's way better
than the original.
I love that song.
Oh, I had a crush on that Indian.
Native.
And they're gay.
The village people.
Oh no, they're not gay.
There's a construction
worker in that group
and a policeman and that Indian.
Native.
Fine native.
But there are no gay
natives for heaven's sake.
How do you know that?
I've watched all the old westerns.
Tasha, you never see him
without the lone ranger.
The lone ranger was gay?
That's why they wore the mask.
It wasn't accepted back then.
And then him and Tonto took the mask off
and started the village people.
I thought everybody knew this.
Herschel my man.
That shoe is gonna kill you.
Lemme get that.
Oh, breaking neck.
Herschel buddy.
Does Gaviscon mean nothing to you?
(gentle music)
We live in a safe house.
Please come in.
What the hell are you talking about?
I was digging like you told me to.
And I found out this
retirement home is a scam.
I know they all are.
No, no, no Sunset is a scam.
It's like Treblinka' meets the Sopranos.
We're living next to crime
bosses and fucking war criminals.
Whoa, whoa, whoa slow down a bit.
What are you talking about?
I saw something that,
so you know the guy
with the band aid, the weird guy band aid.
It fell off in the exercise
class and revealed a tattoo.
Born to line dance?
No, no, no, it's a claw.
It's a claw.
It's Sal Rossie.
Yeah, Sal the "Claw" Rossie
is taking exercise classes
here at Sunset Retirement Home.
And I played backgammon with
Herman Goehering yesterday.
That guy's got no idea how to bear off.
Are you done?
You've been standing in the
buffet line with Milos Kebruk.
The Bosnian guy?
I don't know how many
there are, but there's
too many to be a coincidence.
And I think that they're not only stealing
from residents, they're killing them.
You called them residents.
That scares me.
All the couples don't have children.
If nobody's expecting an
inheritance, it won't be missed.
Yeah.
Do you and Rose have a joint bank account?
It's fine I was banking this morning.
No so that means...
Christ I'm next.
They can't clear it out if I'm alive.
You're like the Vikileaks guy.
How sure are you about Kebruk?
Positive.
When you sent me that
picture of Phil sleeping,
it lit up my facial recognition software
like you on tapioca night.
And also they didn't know
the Hockey Hall of Fame
was in Toronto.
It is?
I don't know how they're offered though.
Yeah, I'm not sure either.
But I think it might have something to do
with the doctor's visits.
We need to tell Viktor.
Right.
(knocking)
What do you want, I'm busy.
We need to speak to Viktor.
He's not here.
When will he be back?
He's away for a while.
We need to see him now.
He's going to visit back home.
Is it?
He means visit.
They can't pronounce the letter V.
Yes he can, he said vile.
He's away, he's on vacation.
Are you fucking with us?
You can say vacation.
You can say week.
What?
You can say what.
Are you hearing yourself pal.
Come on.
He'll be back in a week.
Is he in Croatia?
Croatia?
Act as a cow, he's gone.
You know what's happened?
You stumbled onto what they
do here and they killed Pavel.
Viktor's taken all the money
and he has fled the country.
I know where he is, Vikileaks.
Can we get a location?
I have it.
I'm not gonna go all the way out there
to chase some asshole.
Yeah, I have some friends I can call.
Oh great.
Lemme know how it goes.
They killed Rose, Gerry
and maybe Barbara's husband.
I also saved you 15 years in prison.
No.
No, absolutely not.
There is nothing that you can say
or do that will get me
on a plane to Croatia.
(upbeat music)
Nice luggage, you got a purse to match.
You would've never passed as a tailor.
You look like shit.
Why don't you tell people
you're secret service?
Eh it's like telling
people you're a magician.
Where's your crack team?
I had a dream on the
flight that they were...
Old.
Close your mouth.
Saul, so good you look.
(upbeat music)
Gerry Etrics.
That's his name.
Seriously?
Al-Qaeda.
And this is my wife Sarah Tonin.
Bernard Abramov and Abigail Levitz.
Our truck's outside.
Our truck's outside.
Our man's in the truck.
(upbeat music)
Dragomir, people call me Drago.
Welcome to Croatia Mr. Etrics.
Good to see you, my friend.
Thank you Drago.
[Gerry] This one of
those driver less cars?
[Abigail] No!
[Drago] Do not let her
size or age fool you.
(upbeat music)
From the location provided by Mr. Etrics
this is the home of Vladislav Babic.
We were able to tap into
his security systems
and from here he is running
one of the largest murder
and identity theft empires.
Okay, great.
Let's go arrest him.
Without any proof as far
as the world is concerned,
this man is a very well respected citizen
and he owns a bank.
There is nothing that proves your theory.
He also has two men
guarding him 24 hours a day.
Doesn't anyone question why a banker
has two armed bodyguards?
His wife was killed at their house
in a botched kidnapping years ago.
It's a perfect cover.
Captain.
[Drago] Do any of
you recognise this man?
Oh, that's Viktor.
He owns the retirement home I live in.
I moved in with my ex-wife's grandmother.
Keep going.
Okay so me and my ex-wife split.
So I moved with my ex grandmother-in-law
into her senior's home.
To the important stuff.
Well, it's owned by this man
who has all these criminals
from all over the world,
living in there with him,
including Milos Kebruk.
Milos Kebruk.
We think so.
We've been looking for
him for over 30 years.
Do we have sound?
My father is very proud of you, Viktor.
We work well together Josefina.
You have helped him
build quite an empire.
He values your friendship and trust.
He is looking forward to seeing you.
Papa look who's here.
Viktor.
[Gerry] Who's that?
[Drago] That's Babic.
See you come here.
You've done well.
Your father will be proud.
What you did for him with
our family can never be repaid.
He saved my life on many occasions.
He never got a fair trial.
I was happy to help.
But enough about the past.
Your operation has been very good
and such that I have a gift for you.
You are too kind Vladislav.
It's the least I can do.
Consider it a thank you
for personally escorting
our newest client from Paraguay to Sunset.
I understand you've made
room for him already.
Of course.
We'll have an opening for
the new couple shortly.
That will make 25 papa.
Pavel sit.
Let's drink.
Jesus I thought they killed him.
I understand we had an issue at Sunset.
Our business relies on a
certain amount of anonymity.
I made a mistake that
itself, I apologise.
It won't happen again.
I will be more cautious
When we move to America I
need to have people I can trust.
I won't mess up.
Very well.
Ice.
(man choking)
Of course, that's why
there's no evidence.
Rose.
It's all you prick.
We need another plan and we need it now.
He has a lady friend and
her name is Anna Falactic.
Let it go.
Falactic is a very
common surname in Dalmatia.
Dalmatia.
What's the population?
101 or?
We have heard every Disney reference
you can possibly imagine.
When you're finished I'll continue.
She goes to him every day for a visit.
Okay, cool.
So when they're doing the deed,
we can bust in, throw some smoke grenades,
jam the cell phones,
fly the helicopters in, land on the roof.
Your guys repel down, break in.
And then you pull your ARs
and your finish it off.
Yeah, we could.
(phone rings)
Hello.
[Liz] Hi, Nana.
Oh, hi dear.
How are you?
You happy having Gerry back home?
[Liz] What?
I was just calling to talk to him.
Oh, well he's not here.
I assumed you two were back together.
He left with my suitcase on Monday.
[Liz] You haven't seen him since Monday.
Can I call you back, the doctor's here.
I'm not feeling well.
[Liz] Oh, I'm sorry.
Go, go, go, go.
I'll try him at work.
I'll talk to you later.
Bye.
This is Mason.
Oh, hi dear.
Hi, glad to hear your voice.
Well, it's nice to hear yours too.
Liz thought you were travelling
on holidays somewhere.
Well, you could kind of say that.
Oh, that's nice.
I hope you're getting some
time to sight see as well.
I am.
Is everything okay?
Yes I'm just calling to tell you that
some of your belongings are still here.
I wasn't sure if you were
coming back for them.
Yeah, I'll be back in like a day or two.
Well, don't rush.
I just thought I'd call and tell you.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Mrs. Mason?
Sorry I'm watching "Breaking Bad".
I'll see you in a couple of days.
You bet.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Was that long enough?
(upbeat music)
Lieutenant?
Lieutenant, a lieutenant.
Really?
Incoming phone call
originated in Canada.
[Drago] Yeah.
Zoom in.
Where you're absolutely sure?
Everything all right?
It's about to be.
What the hell was that about?
If they're gonna kill another inmate?
What are you running a telephone?
Liz?
[Liz] Are you hard at work Gerry?
Work is, why?
[Liz] Because I wanna
see how you answer this.
Work is...
[Liz] Careful.
I lost my job.
[Liz] I know.
Apparently weeks ago.
What the hell, Gerry?
Where are you?
Saul and I took a bit of a road trip.
[Liz] Gerry?
Yeah.
I'm in Croatia.
[Liz] Croatia?
Look, Liz, Saul and I are
trying to prevent something
really bad from happening.
[Liz] Bad.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean bad?
Liz, listen to me.
If there's ever one time
you're gonna believe me
in your life, it's now.
Oh my god the call.
Is the baby coming?
Is that what you're calling?
Oh my god.
[Liz] No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's just a reminder call
Nana's sick and you need
to clear your stuff out.
What do you mean sick?
[Liz] The doctor's there now.
Wait Liz, I gotta go.
(phone rings)
Sunset.
[Gerry] I need to speak to Mabel.
I don't know her last name.
What?
[Gerry] The cranky
broad from the kitchen.
Speaking
[Gerry] Mabel it's Gerry.
There's no room service.
If you want some grub,
get your ass down here.
[Gerry] No, no, no.
It's nothing like that.
You've gotta help me.
I'm busy.
I'm slopping the pigs.
[Gerry] Barbara's in trouble.
She has an appointment
with the doctor right now
and I think he's gonna kill her.
What the hell are you talking about?
Doctors don't...
[Gerry] I can't explain.
I just need you to go
to her apartment now.
What do you expect me to do?
[Gerry] You'll figure something out.
Go!
(upbeat music)
My bank is expecting you.
I love this Jack Ryan shit.
They'll be back home by dinner tomorrow.
Go back to the hotel.
Get some rest.
(upbeat music)
We got a plane to catch.
(upbeat music)
Miracle am I glad to see you.
What?
I was in the lobby
playing the nickel slot.
We finished the buffet.
I lose the group and
I barely made the bus.
You are in the wrong place.
No, I'm in room 815.
Can I call someone for you?
(upbeat music)
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
I'm Vladislav's mother.
I'm so sorry Ms. Babic I didn't know.
Where's my son?
He's this way.
Well done, let's go.
(upbeat music)
To. Piss, you've
picked on the wrong man.
I've got very powerful friends.
You'll be working security
at a Holiday Inn and split.
Actually, I would like that very much.
You see, I have a cousin
in cleaning there.
Piss all you want.
Where are they?
They're late.
Where the hell are Saul and Mr. Etrics.
We need them to access the WiFi.
They were snatched in the van.
You were supposed to tell them.
Luckily we did.
It's amazing who will stop
for an old man with a walker.
Nice.
- [Petra] Get at it.
- Oh yeah.
I heard you were good.
How many languages do you speak?
One. Translation software.
(upbeat music)
No, no, no.
Are you shitting me?
(upbeat music)
I think that makes us even.
I can explain...
You're okay.
Oh my gosh.
You don't need to explain.
Saul told me everything.
After you stopped picking
up the calls, I called Saul
and he told me about Croatia, Mossad,
you helping him with Rose's murder.
(upbeat music)
You too, Saul.
(upbeat music)
Why is Nana in handcuffs?
It's no easy way to say
this, but Viktor and Pavel,
they've been killing people
and selling their
identities to crime bosses.
Sorry, sorry.
What does that have to do with my Nana?
I don't know how to tell you.
But that's not your Nana.
What are you talking about?
Yes, it is.
That's Tatiana Vesna.
She's the biggest crime
boss of the Adriatic.
She runs this whole operation.
That's not possible.
No, but you didn't meet her until
after your parents passed.
And the first time was
when she came from Europe.
It's just not her.
Nana.
You idiot not your Nana.
I would never be a grandmother
to such self absorbed assholes.
I've been wanting to
slap the shit out of you
since you were 10.
Oh yeah, like this?
And that's also for not even
remembering like one birthday.
Nana or not Nana.
See you in 500 weeks.
Weeks.
(upbeat music)
I owe you one.
One.
You owe me a shit tonne, mister.
(upbeat music)
I just can't believe I spent
so long caring about a woman that was a...
Criminal murderous drug lord.
Yeah.
But I should be grateful
because she made me look respectable.
I mean, I wouldn't go that far.
But what you did was absolutely amazing.
I just haven't seen that
man in a really long time.
I haven't seen that man
in a long time either.
I felt good
to care about someone other
than myself for a change.
I care about you.
Both of you.
And I got a lot to make up for.
I miss you so much.
What no more ink on the arm.
Yeah.
I've got an appointment
though, so I gotta go.
Where?
Oh, I have to sign some papers at work.
What?
You're looking at the proud new owner
of the Sunset Retirement Home.
Well, I don't understand how.
[Gerry] I don't have time.
I don't have time.
Oh, ah!
Oh my god.
Okay, let's get the car.
Let's get the car.
It'll be fine it'll be fine.
It's all happening.
Be fine.
It brings out the wood floor.
- [Liz] Gerry!
- What!
Hiya cutie, you look like your mother.
That's good that you don't
look like your father.
Yeah.
You may have lost a grandmother,
but you gained the Zeta, what's her name?
Hal.
You're kidding, right?
(upbeat music)
Everything okay?
Yeah, bad time?
Kind of, I'm crunching numbers.
Ooh, he just kicked.
Hey, I am just calling
to see if you remember
what day it is today.
Of course, of course
I know what day it is.
Ay, what day is it?
- Thursday.
- It's Thursday.
Nice try, Gerry, it's Friday.
Asshole.
[Liz] Where are you?
I'm at work.
It's 1:00 PM, what's up?
Hope that wasn't your boss.
I'm just going to a meeting.
What's going on?
Just reminding you about tonight.
Give me a little credit here Liz.
The only person who's
given you more credit
than I have is Visa.
Gerry, you've missed every class so far.
Tonight is about transitioning.
I need you to be there.
I'll be there.
Say it again.
You read me the Riot Act
last time, I won't be late.
I'm gonna be there.
Jesus, Liz, I'm going to be there.
I actually want to be there.
I don't see what your big deal is.
Mm.
Where is it?
It is, it is 130 Kent at 7:30.
But look, I gotta go
[Liz] Try baby oil.
What?
The ink off your arm.
(upbeat music)
All right, where were we?
Read back the minutes.
(indistinct crosstalk)
Tonight marks the anniversary of one
of the highest profile gangland murders
in Canadian history.
30 years ago, Mafia kingpin Rocco Boitano
was killed by Sal the "Claw" Rossie,
nicknamed for the claw
tattoo under his left arm.
Authorities say he used his
trademark form of execution,
driving a claw hammer into
the back of Mr. Boitano's head
as he and his wife exited
a Montreal restaurant.
Sal disappeared and has been on the RCMP's
most wanted list ever since.
Now back to the hockey.
The Claw.
Man I want to be known by just one name.
Like Bono or Beyonce.
Yeah.
Douche bag.
Or douche bag.
Hope you already had kids.
Oh shit, kids.
Fuck, I turned my ringer off.
Someone spot me I gotta get a cab.
[Ray] Car impounded again?
What about your tab?
I'll get you next time.
This time is the next
time from last time.
Yep, douche bag is perfect.
(upbeat music)
Francois?
Oui.
Hop in.
(upbeat music)
Can I make another stop?
[Driver] Yeah not a problem.
Come on.
Come on, Liz.
[Liz] Hi you've reached Liz.
I can't come to the phone right now.
Please leave a message.
Three blocks straight ahead.
[Driver] You got it.
(upbeat music)
Okay here right up here right up here.
Shit okay.
Go down the block, take a left.
[Driver] Okay.
[Gerry] Yeah, right here, right here.
Here you go, man.
Have a good night, huh?
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It says you cancelled the ride, pal.
You owe me 19.50, man.
Keep the change.
Geez a 20, thanks asshole.
(upbeat music)
You shitting me.
(upbeat music)
Really?
Liz.
Liz come on, Liz.
(upbeat music)
Glad bags my ass.
[Tommy] Hello?
Hey Tommy I need to borrow a cell phone.
[Tommy] Nope.
What do you mean nope.
[Tommy] My dad says never
open the door to strangers.
Well, I'm not a stranger.
It's Mr. Etrics it's me.
Especially you.
He says you are strange.
Well, your dad's an alcoholic.
Open the door, you little shit, come on.
Hey, Janet, me and Tommy, we're just...
Yeah, I heard.
Haha, lock that again.
Go put yourself to bed.
At least I have a bed loser.
Watch it mister, you'll get a timeout.
We should bring back spanking.
Hey, I need to borrow a phone.
It's an emergency.
I suppose if the alcoholic's not on it.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
(upbeat music)
Yeah, it's like one day,
two days, like a week tops.
It's dying of grease fire.
Gerry it's late.
You have to go.
It's a numbers game.
It's like sales, I had that guy.
I heard.
Two more calls.
- No.
- One more call.
No.
I stay on your couch.
Two more calls, that's it.
Two minutes and you're outta here.
Gerry, your butt's out the door.
Two minutes, Gerry.
Okay.
[Person 1] You better
have a frigging good reason
for calling this late.
Yeah, actually, your wife's
a little tight tonight,
so I thought that...
I dunno why I called that guy.
[Janet] You have to leave now, Gerry.
(upbeat music)
Oh, Jesus I thought this was Barbara's.
Your underwear's on backwards.
(upbeat music)
Nana.
Gerry, oh my.
What are you doing here at
this hour with your garbage?
Well, Liz and I got
into a small disagreement
and she locked me out.
I'm sorry to hear that dear.
What caused it this time?
I think I was a little inconsiderate.
I know that.
But what caused it this time?
Well.
I was a touch late for an appointment.
But you said that if I ever
needed a place to stay.
Well, yes, but you know,
it's awfully late now.
Well, she obviously
didn't consider the time,
so I should put my stuff
in the spare room or?
No, that's my sewing room now.
You could sleep on the couch for a couple
of nights if you need to, I suppose.
Where is it?
Well, there and Roosevelt's
warming it for you.
Perfect.
That looks extremely comfortable.
It must be.
He never leaves that thing.
Well, I guess goodnight roomy.
Yes goodnight.
Really that's how things are gonna go.
(upbeat music)
Oh my go on scoot.
I'm late for work.
I'm late for work.
It's Saturday dear.
I think a little breakfast
will make you feel better.
Jesus Christ I hate you.
(upbeat music)
He likes everyone Gerry.
I don't know why he peed on your clothes.
(upbeat music)
Everyone may I have your attention?
Excuse me may I have your attention?
This is Gerry, my grandson-in-law.
He's going to be staying
with me for a couple of days.
Wow, that went well.
I agree, dear.
They really seem to like you.
(upbeat music)
Where's your bacon and eggs?
In the fridge, where are yours?
You serve them cold?
No on Sundays we serve them hot.
What's that?
Stewed prunes.
Ugh close your mouth.
Why do those old people
always have their mouth open?
Why don't young people keep theirs shut?
What's that?
Oatmeal.
Where's the good stuff?
This is the good stuff.
No, like the shit people
with teeth would eat.
[Saul] Since when did
the homeless become picky?
What's that smell?
Old people.
Do you want any or not?
Wanna wait till you
serve solid food on Sunday.
Where's your coffee?
Under the sign that says coffee.
[Liz] Hi, you've reached Liz.
I can't come to the phone right now.
Please leave a message after the beep.
Oh no because this is a new
app that tracks blood sugar.
Oh, gramps, think you had enough.
Jesus shit or get off the pot.
Oh, did not mean literally.
What?
What now?
What could it possibly be now?
Oh, is this some sort
of senior entitlement?
[Person 2] Barbara sorry Rose
hasn't returned your messages.
She's been outta town.
No food?
None that I could see.
So what shall we do today?
Well, if that works,
normally watch college ball
on Saturdays.
That's just for DVDs.
We don't have cable.
They're showing "12 Angry Men" today.
That number's about to go up.
Where's your bar?
We don't have one.
They serve cider after
line dancing sometimes.
What do you do for fun?
They show "The Sound
of Music" every night
and there's bridge in the afternoon.
Can you play bridge for money?
Not that I know of.
Then what do you win?
Just the game.
You guys got WiFi?
Yes, we do.
I'll be back.
This in-home spa service is pure bliss.
It does have its perks.
Oh gee, that feels so good.
When you're done, can
you adjust my hammer toe?
I said hammer toe.
Oh, I really needed this pampering.
Sorry that my drama landed
on your door last night.
Are you kidding?
It was a good teaching moment for Tommy.
If you don't do what you're told,
I'll send you next door
to live with the bad man.
It's all right ladies.
(person speaks foreign language)
What did you say?
Pick a colour.
(lady speaks foreign language)
Yeah well, I don't want
any more assholes in my life
or my house.
Whoa you are gonna have
to lower your standards.
We only have the male race to choose from.
Yeah well I don't think wanting
to be thought of occasionally
is too much to ask.
No, it's not.
But I think about myself all the time.
Well, you can bet Barbara's not putting up
with any of his bullshit.
Barbara.
I thought you knew.
Un fucking believable.
Liz.
(upbeat music)
Ice?
You got that thing that shoots Stolis
and we'll be best friends.
(upbeat music)
Whoa.
Oh, come on.
(upbeat music)
[Saul] Hello, still here?
Yeah, still alive?
You always like this.
Like what?
You didn't have one nice
thing to say in the food line?
Yeah well, I wasn't in a food line.
So you've been talking to Roger?
Yeah, I said you're on your way down.
You're obviously not
getting laid, are you?
Since the guy living
with his grandmother.
How do we not have cable in this place?
The owner doesn't allow it.
He said as it promotes
people being sedentary.
And he's active?
Must not be a football fan.
Not the North American type.
He's Eastern European.
Liz.
Hi Nana.
Hi Saul.
(upbeat music)
Fucking stones you have,
what are you doing here?
I don't, maybe you can help me out.
I don't have access to my
money, locked out my house.
Nowhere to go.
Oh, none of your loser
friends want you either Gerry
does not say something to you.
I've had enough of this.
I'm done.
Come on.
How do we going up with this again?
We've known each other since
we were six for Christ's sake.
Listen, you're pregnant.
I don't know hormones or either way
I'm the same guy you've always known
It's the same me it's always been.
You are the same guy Gerry.
The same guy who'd rather
go drinking with his buddies
than to lamaze classes with me
or help paint the baby's room.
That's the problem.
I can't believe you're busting my balls
because you put them high in high school.
We call 'em.
I stopped my asshole behaviour when I
was called to the bar.
You're called to the bar
by your friends what,
four or five times a week?
I'm done.
Get your stuff together
and get out of here
and leave Nana out of this.
Okay.
Good talk.
Really good talk.
We really nailed that talk.
It's all good.
We just agreed, she needs
like a week to cool off.
Wildcats playing the Buckeyes at one, Ian.
(upbeat music)
Room service?
Kind of.
He's making a pickup.
Someone's sick.
Not anymore.
It's an old folks home.
Somebody bid it for Christ's sake.
That was like an ambulance guy or.
Does it look like
he's rushing somewhere?
That's John.
Get used to seeing him.
He comes more often than the mail.
You are rude.
Everything they can get off.
Close your mouth.
(upbeat music)
Did you find a place to stay?
Yeah I've got a nice
unoccupied drain pipe.
Thanks.
Another flea bag hotel?
You slept in your car again?
Please.
Staying at Liz's grandmother's.
Doesn't she live in...
In a senior's home.
Yeah, she does.
Wow okay.
Any hot babes catch your eye?
No none.
Just your mom who's there on
Saturdays at hand job night.
How's the food?
Excellent it's a cross
between a bus station
and a racetrack.
Thank you.
She must be really pissed off.
Liz?
No, I'm the one should be pissed off.
If I go back there needs some real changes
around that place.
You must be worried.
She's never bagged her shit before right?
She is the one who should be worried.
I just spent all weekend watching sports
and letting her stew in what
she did, unlike other people,
Gerald Etrics knows how
to manage his women.
Excuse me, sorry.
Gerald Etrics.
Oh yeah.
Biolith Cybersecurity?
Got some wife advice too, pal?
I'm good, thanks.
You've been served.
And he took that well.
Yeah, he did.
(crashing)
Oh, may I have a word?
Please.
Let me guess.
My attitude needs adjusting.
No, I don't give a
damn about your attitude
'cause you're fired.
You are not only fired,
but are in such deep shit.
You have no idea.
Great I can't wait to
move up from the stump.
Well, I don't think
they head hug in prison.
Well, I think your wife
knows you're screwing your assistant Pat.
Get out.
Can I get a letter of recommendation?
Pat I'll need you.
He hit me.
(upbeat music)
So how was your day?
How could you do this to me?
Really, how could she serve
you with divorce papers?
I mean, you stay out
too much, drink too much.
Gamble too much.
You miss four or five lamaze classes.
And she goes all Trump on you.
Don't pin this on me asshole.
I wouldn't have missed those classes
if she did not get pregnant.
You're a shitty husband, Gerry.
And you'll be a shitty father.
It's ingrained.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
I might do the the Ray
Charles, Rod Stewart thing
and just have six kids
with six different women.
That'll show her.
Show her?
See, that's your problem.
You're an inconsiderate prick.
Why don't you start off with
one woman and one child first?
You don't know how lucky you are.
Remember that day in university
when we went shopping
at Walmart really, really hungover,
but we could barely walk.
Liz rents a scooter, genius.
She's in a whole different league.
She went from instigator to litigator.
And you went from idiot to asshole.
You need to get your
head in the game pal.
I think she's waiting
for the adult to show up.
Yeah.
You know what that means a lot
coming from two single white losers.
(upbeat music)
Ah!
Oh my god.
Gerry, what the hell are you doing?
What the hell am I doing?
Are you outta your mind?
On the contrary, Gerry,
I have come to my senses.
You're drunk.
Look, you need to get out.
Can we just talk about this?
Look, Liz.
I know I'm not perfect.
Look I get that.
But you have to understand
that I'm not always at your beck and call.
Sometimes things come
up and take priority.
I need you to understand that.
Yeah, I do understand that Gerry.
And you're right.
I am nagging you all the time.
Exactly, yeah.
And you are who you are.
And it's not for me to change that.
Bingo, yeah.
But I can change.
Look, if you wanna live
your life based on things
that you don't wanna
do, then go right ahead.
But it's not for me.
I need to do what's right
for myself and our child.
I'm not gonna live life
from the bottom up.
Always the attorney getting
the last dramatic word, eh?
But can we just finish
this conversation at home?
Fine.
Get in the front.
Liz I'm not in the car.
Liz?
(upbeat music)
Another pickup pal?
The term is transfer, sir.
Transfer.
It's not switching buses.
How about removal?
Like that, it's like a wart.
Yeah, sure.
(upbeat music)
Gerry, it's flank steak.
Oh, that's great.
The last one they gave me,
I'm still using as my wallet.
Back of the line pal.
Oh my god isn't there a
height restriction to this ride?
Gerry!
What?
What's everyone's fucking problem?
(upbeat music)
I went to a restaurant the other day
and they had this thing called chicken.
It's exactly like beef
except for it's on a bird.
Here we go.
You can't just eat
red meat for every meal.
Why is no one fucking saying anything?
It's bad for your o-ring.
What's got you so pissy today?
I would love fish,
maybe fresh vegetables.
You got salad in there?
Hey, if you don't like
what they serve here pal, just leave.
Oh, maybe you can help me out, Colonel.
I would love a family bucket meal.
Large fries.
Maybe a side Cole slaw.
Sound tasty?
Wow been here eight years.
Never heard him speak.
[Gerry] May I?
Sorry we already have three.
(upbeat music)
Great, go eat in the lobby.
(upbeat music)
Jesus, this isn't a petting zoo.
You have the breath of a heroin addict.
Get outta here.
He's not dead, I'm going to breakfast.
I know that feeling
like when you come out
of a bar at noon, thought you
were just a daytime asshole.
I see you also work nights.
I heard they hauled Roger
out of here last night.
Oh, no, no, no I need him
'cause watch football on Saturdays.
She'll become one of the guys.
You've never seen him awake.
I like that in people.
Did Roger have a wife?
She died a couple of years ago.
Any kids?
No, they were childless.
What happens to your money if you don't
have any next of kin?
It goes wherever you direct
it in your will I guess.
I'm going for breakfast.
Hi.
Thought you could use this.
Thanks Barbara.
Sorry about last night.
It won't happen again, I
had a bad day with Jim.
Jim from work?
Jim Beam.
I'm not sure I know him.
It doesn't matter.
It won't happen again.
I know it won't.
Don't worry.
I'm gonna take care of this, all right.
But Gerry.
(upbeat music)
You in charge here?
Can I help you?
Yeah you've got some nerves
'cause you were bullied as a
kid for your speech impediment.
Doesn't mean you can push
around seniors all day.
Excuse me, it's an accent.
Well tell you one thing for sure.
Barbara's not getting kicked out today.
Of course not.
That notice is for you.
(upbeat music)
Our seniors come here to retire
and relax and we've been watching you.
We can't have you running
around frightening our tenants
and causing a chaos.
I'm not frightening anybody.
I'm afraid you are.
We think it's best for everyone
if you leave immediately.
Oh, well okay.
Cut me some slack here.
Please.
Look, I'll tone my stuff down.
I know I need to tone my stuff down,
but I have no money, no job.
Yeah that is not our concern.
Please, I have nowhere to go.
So just one or two more days.
I'm sorry.
We'd like you out by the end of the day.
Please.
There must be something that I can do.
Well, maybe that is
something we can work out.
Great.
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know
It's a fair ride Piccadilly,
farewell Leicester Square
It's a long, long way to Tipperary
But my heart's still there
(audience applauding)
Great.
I'll see you all at the movie tonight.
Don't say a word.
No, you've got a gift.
Do you have a business card?
(gentle music)
I could watch "The Sound
of Music" every night.
You do watch it every night.
Everyone I'd like to
make a quick announcement.
Excuse me I can't see.
Could you move please?
The movie's over.
I want to see the credits.
Are you shitting me lady?
Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry.
What could you possibly want to know?
I want to know who played the nun.
Bertha or Margarita?
- Bertha.
- Patricia Nelson.
Really, really.
I wanna see who plays the Nazi.
Daniel Thur Wright and
Jack Brown was the gaffer.
Walter Fesman was the key grip.
And Fred Richter was the best boy.
Does anyone else wanna know something?
Huh?
No one, but their immediate
family gives a shit
about who any of these people are.
Okay, so look, every night
since I've been here,
we have watched "The Sound of Music"
and frankly, I'm sick of it.
And you should be too.
Do you have any idea how many movies
have come out since I got here?
Do you have any?
Do you have any?
Do you even fathom the number?
Huh?
Look, gang life is short.
Yours even more than mine.
This morning I had a
conversation with management
and flipped a coin and lost,
instead of hanging myself,
I became the new activities manager.
So if you wanna see a movie,
any movie at all, just let me know.
"The Sound of Music".
You watched the goddamn sound of.
We have hobbies and games
and exercise classes and
special interest groups.
And coming up for the
first time ever at Sunset
is a brand new activity.
Anyone who wishes to stay may do so.
But first just watch the
activity board for any updates,
any classes you wanna do.
Thank you.
That is all the announcements.
Great.
Don't applaud.
It's not an applauding situation.
Hey, wanna watch the hockey game.
I would, I'd also like a reach
around from Kim Kardashian.
Now that's the sound of music.
There's beer in the
cooler for anyone who wagers
and the Leafs are favoured
above the Jets by two.
(upbeat music)
Hey, do you like your line of work?
Why are you always busting my balls?
I don't know.
It's an odd business.
Your client list just keeps
getting smaller and smaller.
People are born every day too you know,
we just don't meet our new
clients for like 80 years.
I hope he wasn't a football fan.
You know what I'll ask her.
Oh wow a greeting like Walmart.
What, it was a joke, what?
Gerry I have some bad news.
Oh no.
It's pot roast again.
Rose died.
Oh my god.
That was her, I just saw...
Poor Saul I feel so bad for him.
Me too.
I have to be nice to him.
Gerry, Sunset's having
a gathering tomorrow.
Okay.
Put 'em in the ground fast.
I'm so sorry, Saul.
Glad you came.
Oh well never had
any kosher food before.
You've obviously got
other Jewish friends.
You didn't shave and you
ripped a pocket for thanks.
Oh, glad to.
Sorry about the the news old man.
It was so quick Saul.
I didn't even know she was ill.
She wasn't.
Was she ill with something?
Just a little constipation.
Constipation never killed anybody.
If it did, poutine would've
gotten me years ago.
We're about to start.
Do you mind?
(upbeat music)
It that beef stew I smell.
No, I just shit myself.
I'm old.
Why don't you just sneak
up on me with an air horn?
[Gerry] Couldn't sleep.
Ah, the bed is like
an ocean of emptiness.
In the 50 years we were married
I didn't record Rose sleeping once.
That's really creepy.
No, her snoring put me out like a light.
God, I'm gonna miss that.
I'm sorry old man.
Wow 50 years.
It's like two life sentences.
There's the difference.
Your generation thinks of it
as a prison sentence and mine
thinks of it as an honour.
Well, I'm honoured.
Hey, she won't listen to me.
Won't listen to you.
What are you 12?
Jesus she's tired of listening to you.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy.
She's the one who's locked me out
and served me divorce papers.
For Christ's sake.
Liz is not here to accommodate you.
Move back into your mother's basement
if you wanna be looked after.
The M in marriage doesn't stand for me.
What are you five years in?
Talk to me when you
got 50 under your belt.
You young people today.
You treat all your relationships
like they're disposable
with all of you social
media and internet dating.
And you put so much attention
into finding the next one.
Maybe try giving your
wife a little attention.
I'd give anything to have
Rose still mad at me.
I am sorry I wasn't listening.
Can you repeat that?
Do the work my boy.
Hmm.
I will Gandalf.
Okay.
(upbeat music)
The hell are they doing here at 2:00 AM.
Yeah.
How does the manager of an old folks home
have a Rolex and a Mercedes?
(upbeat music)
I got your text.
Oh, what's the emergency?
Yeah, I need your decoder updates.
What the hell, dude?
It's three in the morning.
Are you out of your mind?
I could lose my job.
Nice place though.
You're not at work,
what's your password?
Beeper.
That's my all right.
What?
You asked everyone for
a place to stay but me?
You have a steering
wheel in your living room.
I have lots of room, you know that.
Well, I do love trailers.
It's a motor home.
You can drive your bedroom to the zoo.
You don't see anything wrong with that.
Last time at your place
had to walk down a hill
to use the shitter.
Kids slashed the rear tyres.
Well, I'm sorry Jim.
I didn't want to impose.
Oh, but if I get kicked
outta Jurassic Park,
does this offer still stand?
Of course not.
I was just pissed you never asked.
You got showers here?
Here you go.
You gotta go.
Oh hey is there an
electrical water hook up here?
[Gerry] Nope.
(upbeat music)
Hey, can you pop by for a sec?
Come in.
Jesus Rose says you're fast.
But anyway, look at this.
Look at this.
How the hell do you have access
to Paula's banking information?
Cybersecurity has certain advantages.
How do you use an ATM when you're dead?
I have trouble and I'm alive.
What are you two talking about?
Think our friend Pavel
is stealing from the dead.
Come.
What can I do for you gentlemen?
Mr. Kovacic we believe
that your manager Pavel
has been skimming money off
of the seniors after they've deceased.
Why would you say such a thing?
Those are large cash withdrawals made
after Ms. Roberts died.
How can you see her bank statement?
We also think that Roger
Binger was skimmed as well.
Jerry's in cybersecurity
and suspected something.
Why do you think it's him?
Well, I don't know his salary,
but he's got a $14,000 wrist watch, so.
I see.
Have you told anyone else?
No, just you.
Okay.
Well I'll have to make a call immediately.
I must admit I've had my own reservations.
Go.
(upbeat music)
Where are your car keys tomorrow?
Gotta go somewhere.
Thanks.
It's automatic, right?
[Saul] Yeah.
That car's older than you.
[Gerry] I'm using some of
your Liz advice tomorrow.
(upbeat music)
Hi honey.
Have a nice day.
(upbeat music)
I've been trying you for
hours with a mobile phone.
The mobile means everywhere.
Pavel died last night.
He hanged himself.
Excuse me everyone.
Excuse me.
May I have your attention
please and thank you.
We were told last night of
some very distressing news.
My manager Pavel may have been
involved in stealing money
from fellow residents
right here at Sunset.
Now, upon receiving this news, I did go
to his house last night to confront him.
And after a lengthy
discussion, he admitted
to this accusation.
He told me he would turn
himself into the authorities
at 8:00 AM today.
Well, he did not show up.
In fact, when we went to his house,
that is when we discovered his body.
Now it is unfortunate that
I have to be the bearer
of this news, but at the same time,
I want to thank Mr.
Etrics for bringing this
to our attention.
Thank you Mr. Etrics.
You have provided valuable
information for the security
of all fellow residents.
That's all.
I hope you have a nice day.
(upbeat music)
Hi Nana.
How are you?
Hi honey.
What a lovely surprise.
Come in just having a
visit with Walter White.
Walter White.
Are you watching "Breaking Bad"?
It's my new favourite show.
Gerry's still here, Nana I
told him to move out weeks ago.
Are you kidding me?
Nobody wants him to leave.
Everyone just loves him here.
I'm sorry my Gerry.
Nana don't let him take advantage of you.
It's Gerry's MO.
Me first.
Actually, it's quite the opposite dear.
Now he takes dinner to
people when they're sick,
fixes their computers and teaches classes.
Sorry teaches classes about what?
Drinking, gambling.
Yes.
He showed us how to make
pulled pork, whiskey sours
and open a beer with a lighter.
And I had no idea some
jockeys are better on the turf
than grass.
I can't believe I'm just
learning all this now.
Nana this man has been nothing
but a disappointment to me
and I couldn't stomach it if
he did the same thing to you.
Elizabeth.
He never lets me down.
Whenever I ask he's right there.
He does my banking,
empties the litter box,
has me walking twice a week.
Seriously he's more dependable
and caring than half the staff here.
Who by the way, would've
continued stealing money from us
if Gerry hadn't caught it.
Maybe you're being a little hard on him.
Yeah don't let him fool you.
He can't fool me.
He's taught me to spot
a bluff a mile away.
I now know if someone calls quickly
after you raise his continuation
bed, he's probably got air.
Oh look at the time.
I'm sorry to cut this short dear,
but I have some friends
coming for a visit.
It's okay, love you Nana.
Love you too, dear.
(upbeat music)
You are breathing new
life into this place.
Operative worth breathing.
Good job guys.
Really proud of you.
Who can't give football on that?
I never noticed that.
Maybe he has got a ham radio.
Why people can't use ham radios.
'Cause pork you're Jewish.
Oh, here you go,
Thank you Gerry.
There you go.
Where'd it go?
What?
The antennas?
I don't know.
(upbeat music)
How is this place?
It's like a casting call for
the movie "Shutter Island".
And I can't believe you
haven't got the boot yet.
Oh, I got the landlord
to extend my lease.
Free food, free rent.
All I gotta do is teach the
old people how to glue macaroni
to cardboard.
I got the results you asked for.
Looks like the elderly die at a rate
of about two per month at
your average old age home.
Brother grim is pulling
people out like once a week.
What's the average length of stay here?
It's like three, four years.
Average stay
at your average North American
retirement home is da da da.
Six to nine oh, that's not good.
There's always people at
this like off limits room.
Like two in the morning.
A shift change?
No, Eastern Europeans but I
can't understand their accent.
You barely understand mine.
Yeah heck I know.
Hey, do you have that pen camera?
A delivery guy's got it.
But you can use these 10 megapixels.
Basically broadcast quality.
You prick!
Billy Stag.
I got so much shit for that.
Woke up in a rose bush
with a hockey helmet.
If you're drinking scotch
off a Turkey baster.
Hey, you got over 400 likes.
Don't lose them.
Do I look good?
Oh, here he is now.
Can you clean out the litter
box later, please dear?
[Gerry] Of course.
This is my grandson-in-law
Gerald Etrics.
Gerry these are the
Dandrons, Phil and Rhoda.
You're kidding, right?
Excuse me.
Those can't actually be their names Phil
and Rhoda Dandron.
Oh, isn't that funny?
I never picked up on that.
And that can't really be your name.
Gerry Etrics?
Oh, for heaven's sake.
My name's Gerald.
My name's Philip.
[Gerry] How long you two been inmates?
Gerry.
We've been here a
little over a year now.
They're from Toronto.
Oh, Hockey Hall of Fame.
Excuse me.
Hockey Hall of Fame is in Toronto.
Oh right, right.
You are a hockey fan?
He's a sports fan.
That's all he does here on the weekends.
He even brings in NFL football
for everyone to watch.
I've learned so much about it.
He even explained betting to us.
Really?
Yes it's very exciting now,
on Sundays, say for example,
Kansas City is offered at minus 120.
The minus 120 reflects the money line.
Let's say you want to win
$100 by betting on the chiefs.
If they win, you collect $100.
If they lose, however,
you have to give up $120.
Hence the minus 120.
Gerry's very competitive compared
to other bookies when it
comes to taking juice.
You'll have to come down
for one of his games.
Yeah, one day.
Let's go.
Nice meeting you Gerry.
Nice meeting you.
I'm glad Jacksonville
played the Saints last week.
I got hooped because I didn't know Morris
is a stiff in the pocket under pressure.
I'm taking the fish by eight this Sunday.
Easy money.
Bye-bye.
They were fun.
Where'd you get a smartphone?
Rose.
I can't believe this thing.
It's got a calculator in it.
Oh, you can add up all the
times I don't give a shit now.
I took a picture.
- You found the camera.
- By accident.
It's a nice picture of your thumb.
Jesus I hope that's your thumb.
Oh my god.
Hey, if I were to find a list
of all the detainees here, how would I?
As a European Jew, could
you please call them residents
instead of detainees?
Leave it with me.
Thanks.
(upbeat music)
Gerry.
Jesus Saul you hear all
the way down the hallway.
Sorry, I'll turn it down a bit.
I guess I have a bit of
a confession to make.
Preaching to the choir.
What you watching "Pulp Fiction"?
No semi-finals.
What's up?
I'd like to get back to it.
Lemme see your phone.
Let me ask you something.
She had a bad hoop.
Did she ever see a doctor?
Several times.
But that didn't kill her.
By herself?
Pavel brought him, then left.
It was just me and the doctor.
And Rose of course.
Did he give her anything?
She wasn't poisoned.
The autopsy showed nothing.
He asked me to get her ice water.
Get that water from the kitchen?
No, I ladled water from the fish tank
and got ice from the VCR.
Why?
I don't know.
Were you with her at the end of the visit?
Yes.
No, not at the very end.
I got the water.
She had a sip.
He wanted to take her
temperature before he left.
So I came back in here
maybe two minutes later.
He said her temperature was
fine and she was resting.
How was she later?
I fell asleep watching tennis.
Well, it's my email.
Reply to it if you ever need me.
Oh, here.
Where'd you get all these names?
I know a guy.
(upbeat music)
(cat meowing)
You shit on me I'll shave you.
Shit for brains.
I think she went up
for a walk with Solace.
Where's the nearest vet?
Up the street.
Left on fourth.
Call them.
Tell 'em I'm coming.
[Liz] Mabel what the hell was that?
If I had to guess?
I think your husband may
have killed Barb's cat.
Gerry.
Is he okay?
He just kind of stopped moving.
When did you first notice
When he hit the wall, it
didn't like hit the wall.
Hit the, I kinda chucked him.
I didn't mean to hurt him.
Hurt him.
We ran some tests and
Roosevelt's in the final stages
of feline peritonitis.
It's a virus that
attacks the vital organs.
God, after I didn't stick
the landing, oh my god.
What's next?
Well, death.
Jesus I'll just wait in
the other room, I guess.
Mr. Etrics, I don't
think that you understand
at this stage, all we can do
is assist in making his passing
as comfortable as possible.
It's important Roosevelt
sees a loving, caring face
in the end.
Well, because this cat and
the last face this cat wants
to see 'cause he shits in my bed.
He gave me a dead mouse.
The defecating is the
disease and the mouse.
It's an offering of affection.
Give you two a moment.
(gentle music)
It's okay.
It's okay little friend.
(gentle music)
Birthday okay.
(gentle music)
Jesus.
Have Gerry and Liz talked lately?
Not really.
That's why I asked her to join us tonight.
Hello.
Happy birthday Mrs. Mason.
Thank you Viktor.
Right I forgot, happy birthday.
I'm glad that I found you.
I wanted to tell you that your
guest only has until the end
of the month to stay here with us.
I thought you two worked things out.
He'll have to make other plans.
As you know, our policy
only allows married couples
to stay here on a full-time basis.
Sure, residents are allowed
to have guests for up
to four weeks, which ends
at the end of the month.
I do hope he's enjoyed this day.
Have a good evening.
What will Gerry do Saul?
Ask him.
What did Putin want?
He just wished me a happy birthday dear.
And you've been evicted.
Guests are only allowed
to stay here four weeks.
Happy birthday Nana I'll
move right out on the 31st
and right back in on the first.
- Hi dear.
- Hi Nana.
Hi Saul.
Gerry, I hope you don't
mind I invited Liz tonight.
Not at all.
Well, there's been a change of plans.
So our reservation's in 15 minutes.
(upbeat music)
There's a corkage fee sir.
Oh, well these are screw tops.
Thank you.
Wow, this place is nice.
Yeah, it was either this
or meatloaf at the Gula.
What a nice treat, dear.
Thank you.
A place without a drive-thru.
The other bottle of wine, please.
Wow, just one glass tonight.
Oh, I've got early class tomorrow.
Since when has that ever stopped you?
Gerry's only got a few
days left with us at Sunset.
But I swear I didn't do anything.
It's not my fault.
You know, dear Gerry's
looking for a place to stay.
You know, Nana Gerry
had a place to stay.
No one knows better than me.
Last Saturday, I had pocket
aces cracked by kings.
She means never take
anything for granted.
Oh yeah.
You should play cards
with Nana more often.
I was driving by the other day
and saw the gutters were pretty full.
So maybe I could swing by this weekend.
Yeah, I'd like that.
And then you could see
the finished baby's room.
I'll swing by on Sunday and pick you up.
Barbara.
Happy birthday and
(speaks foreign language).
And I'd like to make a
toast to my little Roosevelt
and to Gerry for being
his friend to the end.
(upbeat music)
Hi Nana.
Oh, he should be ready
to go any minute, dear.
Is it always like this?
Every Sunday, they love it.
[Gerry] Next.
Hey, how much would I have
to bet to win $100 on Dallas?
Gerry Etrics, you are under arrest
for running a common gaming house.
Get out from behind the table.
No, I'm not going...
Get out from behind the table.
I'm not gonna do that.
Get out from behind the
table and come with me.
No, if what's going on, wow.
It's, I can explain.
Yeah there's no need, Gerry.
You have the right to remain silent.
Liz!
There's no need.
[Bettor] Anything you
say can and will be used
against you in a court of law.
(upbeat music)
Thanks Saul.
I know what I owe you.
Pay you back the bail.
You think I simply bailed you out?
That's an indictable of fence.
I'm ex Mossad.
What?
I guess I unretired when
we went to see Viktor.
You told me you were a tailor.
I let you hem my pants.
You did a shit job.
One leg is like a full
foot short than the other.
You don't kill yourself
for skimming money.
You take your hundreds of thousands
of dollars and you leave the country.
I sprung you for a reason.
I need you to keep digging
into the shit at Sunset.
My ass depends on it.
Lovely another long night in the lobby.
(gentle music)
What the hell is Dalmatia?
(upbeat music)
There we go.
Yeah, great class.
Way to go guys.
Way to go.
Our version's way better
than the original.
I love that song.
Oh, I had a crush on that Indian.
Native.
And they're gay.
The village people.
Oh no, they're not gay.
There's a construction
worker in that group
and a policeman and that Indian.
Native.
Fine native.
But there are no gay
natives for heaven's sake.
How do you know that?
I've watched all the old westerns.
Tasha, you never see him
without the lone ranger.
The lone ranger was gay?
That's why they wore the mask.
It wasn't accepted back then.
And then him and Tonto took the mask off
and started the village people.
I thought everybody knew this.
Herschel my man.
That shoe is gonna kill you.
Lemme get that.
Oh, breaking neck.
Herschel buddy.
Does Gaviscon mean nothing to you?
(gentle music)
We live in a safe house.
Please come in.
What the hell are you talking about?
I was digging like you told me to.
And I found out this
retirement home is a scam.
I know they all are.
No, no, no Sunset is a scam.
It's like Treblinka' meets the Sopranos.
We're living next to crime
bosses and fucking war criminals.
Whoa, whoa, whoa slow down a bit.
What are you talking about?
I saw something that,
so you know the guy
with the band aid, the weird guy band aid.
It fell off in the exercise
class and revealed a tattoo.
Born to line dance?
No, no, no, it's a claw.
It's a claw.
It's Sal Rossie.
Yeah, Sal the "Claw" Rossie
is taking exercise classes
here at Sunset Retirement Home.
And I played backgammon with
Herman Goehering yesterday.
That guy's got no idea how to bear off.
Are you done?
You've been standing in the
buffet line with Milos Kebruk.
The Bosnian guy?
I don't know how many
there are, but there's
too many to be a coincidence.
And I think that they're not only stealing
from residents, they're killing them.
You called them residents.
That scares me.
All the couples don't have children.
If nobody's expecting an
inheritance, it won't be missed.
Yeah.
Do you and Rose have a joint bank account?
It's fine I was banking this morning.
No so that means...
Christ I'm next.
They can't clear it out if I'm alive.
You're like the Vikileaks guy.
How sure are you about Kebruk?
Positive.
When you sent me that
picture of Phil sleeping,
it lit up my facial recognition software
like you on tapioca night.
And also they didn't know
the Hockey Hall of Fame
was in Toronto.
It is?
I don't know how they're offered though.
Yeah, I'm not sure either.
But I think it might have something to do
with the doctor's visits.
We need to tell Viktor.
Right.
(knocking)
What do you want, I'm busy.
We need to speak to Viktor.
He's not here.
When will he be back?
He's away for a while.
We need to see him now.
He's going to visit back home.
Is it?
He means visit.
They can't pronounce the letter V.
Yes he can, he said vile.
He's away, he's on vacation.
Are you fucking with us?
You can say vacation.
You can say week.
What?
You can say what.
Are you hearing yourself pal.
Come on.
He'll be back in a week.
Is he in Croatia?
Croatia?
Act as a cow, he's gone.
You know what's happened?
You stumbled onto what they
do here and they killed Pavel.
Viktor's taken all the money
and he has fled the country.
I know where he is, Vikileaks.
Can we get a location?
I have it.
I'm not gonna go all the way out there
to chase some asshole.
Yeah, I have some friends I can call.
Oh great.
Lemme know how it goes.
They killed Rose, Gerry
and maybe Barbara's husband.
I also saved you 15 years in prison.
No.
No, absolutely not.
There is nothing that you can say
or do that will get me
on a plane to Croatia.
(upbeat music)
Nice luggage, you got a purse to match.
You would've never passed as a tailor.
You look like shit.
Why don't you tell people
you're secret service?
Eh it's like telling
people you're a magician.
Where's your crack team?
I had a dream on the
flight that they were...
Old.
Close your mouth.
Saul, so good you look.
(upbeat music)
Gerry Etrics.
That's his name.
Seriously?
Al-Qaeda.
And this is my wife Sarah Tonin.
Bernard Abramov and Abigail Levitz.
Our truck's outside.
Our truck's outside.
Our man's in the truck.
(upbeat music)
Dragomir, people call me Drago.
Welcome to Croatia Mr. Etrics.
Good to see you, my friend.
Thank you Drago.
[Gerry] This one of
those driver less cars?
[Abigail] No!
[Drago] Do not let her
size or age fool you.
(upbeat music)
From the location provided by Mr. Etrics
this is the home of Vladislav Babic.
We were able to tap into
his security systems
and from here he is running
one of the largest murder
and identity theft empires.
Okay, great.
Let's go arrest him.
Without any proof as far
as the world is concerned,
this man is a very well respected citizen
and he owns a bank.
There is nothing that proves your theory.
He also has two men
guarding him 24 hours a day.
Doesn't anyone question why a banker
has two armed bodyguards?
His wife was killed at their house
in a botched kidnapping years ago.
It's a perfect cover.
Captain.
[Drago] Do any of
you recognise this man?
Oh, that's Viktor.
He owns the retirement home I live in.
I moved in with my ex-wife's grandmother.
Keep going.
Okay so me and my ex-wife split.
So I moved with my ex grandmother-in-law
into her senior's home.
To the important stuff.
Well, it's owned by this man
who has all these criminals
from all over the world,
living in there with him,
including Milos Kebruk.
Milos Kebruk.
We think so.
We've been looking for
him for over 30 years.
Do we have sound?
My father is very proud of you, Viktor.
We work well together Josefina.
You have helped him
build quite an empire.
He values your friendship and trust.
He is looking forward to seeing you.
Papa look who's here.
Viktor.
[Gerry] Who's that?
[Drago] That's Babic.
See you come here.
You've done well.
Your father will be proud.
What you did for him with
our family can never be repaid.
He saved my life on many occasions.
He never got a fair trial.
I was happy to help.
But enough about the past.
Your operation has been very good
and such that I have a gift for you.
You are too kind Vladislav.
It's the least I can do.
Consider it a thank you
for personally escorting
our newest client from Paraguay to Sunset.
I understand you've made
room for him already.
Of course.
We'll have an opening for
the new couple shortly.
That will make 25 papa.
Pavel sit.
Let's drink.
Jesus I thought they killed him.
I understand we had an issue at Sunset.
Our business relies on a
certain amount of anonymity.
I made a mistake that
itself, I apologise.
It won't happen again.
I will be more cautious
When we move to America I
need to have people I can trust.
I won't mess up.
Very well.
Ice.
(man choking)
Of course, that's why
there's no evidence.
Rose.
It's all you prick.
We need another plan and we need it now.
He has a lady friend and
her name is Anna Falactic.
Let it go.
Falactic is a very
common surname in Dalmatia.
Dalmatia.
What's the population?
101 or?
We have heard every Disney reference
you can possibly imagine.
When you're finished I'll continue.
She goes to him every day for a visit.
Okay, cool.
So when they're doing the deed,
we can bust in, throw some smoke grenades,
jam the cell phones,
fly the helicopters in, land on the roof.
Your guys repel down, break in.
And then you pull your ARs
and your finish it off.
Yeah, we could.
(phone rings)
Hello.
[Liz] Hi, Nana.
Oh, hi dear.
How are you?
You happy having Gerry back home?
[Liz] What?
I was just calling to talk to him.
Oh, well he's not here.
I assumed you two were back together.
He left with my suitcase on Monday.
[Liz] You haven't seen him since Monday.
Can I call you back, the doctor's here.
I'm not feeling well.
[Liz] Oh, I'm sorry.
Go, go, go, go.
I'll try him at work.
I'll talk to you later.
Bye.
This is Mason.
Oh, hi dear.
Hi, glad to hear your voice.
Well, it's nice to hear yours too.
Liz thought you were travelling
on holidays somewhere.
Well, you could kind of say that.
Oh, that's nice.
I hope you're getting some
time to sight see as well.
I am.
Is everything okay?
Yes I'm just calling to tell you that
some of your belongings are still here.
I wasn't sure if you were
coming back for them.
Yeah, I'll be back in like a day or two.
Well, don't rush.
I just thought I'd call and tell you.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Mrs. Mason?
Sorry I'm watching "Breaking Bad".
I'll see you in a couple of days.
You bet.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Was that long enough?
(upbeat music)
Lieutenant?
Lieutenant, a lieutenant.
Really?
Incoming phone call
originated in Canada.
[Drago] Yeah.
Zoom in.
Where you're absolutely sure?
Everything all right?
It's about to be.
What the hell was that about?
If they're gonna kill another inmate?
What are you running a telephone?
Liz?
[Liz] Are you hard at work Gerry?
Work is, why?
[Liz] Because I wanna
see how you answer this.
Work is...
[Liz] Careful.
I lost my job.
[Liz] I know.
Apparently weeks ago.
What the hell, Gerry?
Where are you?
Saul and I took a bit of a road trip.
[Liz] Gerry?
Yeah.
I'm in Croatia.
[Liz] Croatia?
Look, Liz, Saul and I are
trying to prevent something
really bad from happening.
[Liz] Bad.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean bad?
Liz, listen to me.
If there's ever one time
you're gonna believe me
in your life, it's now.
Oh my god the call.
Is the baby coming?
Is that what you're calling?
Oh my god.
[Liz] No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's just a reminder call
Nana's sick and you need
to clear your stuff out.
What do you mean sick?
[Liz] The doctor's there now.
Wait Liz, I gotta go.
(phone rings)
Sunset.
[Gerry] I need to speak to Mabel.
I don't know her last name.
What?
[Gerry] The cranky
broad from the kitchen.
Speaking
[Gerry] Mabel it's Gerry.
There's no room service.
If you want some grub,
get your ass down here.
[Gerry] No, no, no.
It's nothing like that.
You've gotta help me.
I'm busy.
I'm slopping the pigs.
[Gerry] Barbara's in trouble.
She has an appointment
with the doctor right now
and I think he's gonna kill her.
What the hell are you talking about?
Doctors don't...
[Gerry] I can't explain.
I just need you to go
to her apartment now.
What do you expect me to do?
[Gerry] You'll figure something out.
Go!
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My bank is expecting you.
I love this Jack Ryan shit.
They'll be back home by dinner tomorrow.
Go back to the hotel.
Get some rest.
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We got a plane to catch.
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Miracle am I glad to see you.
What?
I was in the lobby
playing the nickel slot.
We finished the buffet.
I lose the group and
I barely made the bus.
You are in the wrong place.
No, I'm in room 815.
Can I call someone for you?
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Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
I'm Vladislav's mother.
I'm so sorry Ms. Babic I didn't know.
Where's my son?
He's this way.
Well done, let's go.
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To. Piss, you've
picked on the wrong man.
I've got very powerful friends.
You'll be working security
at a Holiday Inn and split.
Actually, I would like that very much.
You see, I have a cousin
in cleaning there.
Piss all you want.
Where are they?
They're late.
Where the hell are Saul and Mr. Etrics.
We need them to access the WiFi.
They were snatched in the van.
You were supposed to tell them.
Luckily we did.
It's amazing who will stop
for an old man with a walker.
Nice.
- [Petra] Get at it.
- Oh yeah.
I heard you were good.
How many languages do you speak?
One. Translation software.
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No, no, no.
Are you shitting me?
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I think that makes us even.
I can explain...
You're okay.
Oh my gosh.
You don't need to explain.
Saul told me everything.
After you stopped picking
up the calls, I called Saul
and he told me about Croatia, Mossad,
you helping him with Rose's murder.
(upbeat music)
You too, Saul.
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Why is Nana in handcuffs?
It's no easy way to say
this, but Viktor and Pavel,
they've been killing people
and selling their
identities to crime bosses.
Sorry, sorry.
What does that have to do with my Nana?
I don't know how to tell you.
But that's not your Nana.
What are you talking about?
Yes, it is.
That's Tatiana Vesna.
She's the biggest crime
boss of the Adriatic.
She runs this whole operation.
That's not possible.
No, but you didn't meet her until
after your parents passed.
And the first time was
when she came from Europe.
It's just not her.
Nana.
You idiot not your Nana.
I would never be a grandmother
to such self absorbed assholes.
I've been wanting to
slap the shit out of you
since you were 10.
Oh yeah, like this?
And that's also for not even
remembering like one birthday.
Nana or not Nana.
See you in 500 weeks.
Weeks.
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I owe you one.
One.
You owe me a shit tonne, mister.
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I just can't believe I spent
so long caring about a woman that was a...
Criminal murderous drug lord.
Yeah.
But I should be grateful
because she made me look respectable.
I mean, I wouldn't go that far.
But what you did was absolutely amazing.
I just haven't seen that
man in a really long time.
I haven't seen that man
in a long time either.
I felt good
to care about someone other
than myself for a change.
I care about you.
Both of you.
And I got a lot to make up for.
I miss you so much.
What no more ink on the arm.
Yeah.
I've got an appointment
though, so I gotta go.
Where?
Oh, I have to sign some papers at work.
What?
You're looking at the proud new owner
of the Sunset Retirement Home.
Well, I don't understand how.
[Gerry] I don't have time.
I don't have time.
Oh, ah!
Oh my god.
Okay, let's get the car.
Let's get the car.
It'll be fine it'll be fine.
It's all happening.
Be fine.
It brings out the wood floor.
- [Liz] Gerry!
- What!
Hiya cutie, you look like your mother.
That's good that you don't
look like your father.
Yeah.
You may have lost a grandmother,
but you gained the Zeta, what's her name?
Hal.
You're kidding, right?
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