Technically Yours (2025) Movie Script
[MUSIC]
[Phone Ringing]
You're up early.
Good morning.
I wanted to wish you luck.
Not that you need it,
Mrs. Senior Developer.
Don't jinx me.
I'm nervous enough as it is.
Let me see what you're
wearing.
You hate it.
Oh, no, it's great.
You look like Steve Jobs.
But it's super cute.
Maybe fix your neckline a little
bit.
That's better.
You look like a boss.
Okay, good.
All right, I'll let you go.
See you at family
dinner tonight at Nan's?
I would miss it.
Okay, love you.
Bye.
[MUSIC]
I just wanna say that I am
super pumped
to step into this role.
No, no, it's too cutesy.
You're not a cheerleader.
You have a master's degree.
Thank you all.
I look forward to ushering in a
bright
future for all of us here at
RBI.
As a ten-year-old girl who
taught herself
to code, I never thought that I
would.
It's too self-deprecating.
Remember, you deserve this.
Okay, you got this.
Let's go.
[MUSIC]
Where is my mug?
Nice one, Connolly.
Play linebacker in high school?
I am so sorry.
Are you okay?
Well, yeah, I just love having
coffee
spilled all over me,
especially ten minutes
before staff meeting.
[MUSIC]
That's Erin Connolly.
Oh no no no
Well, then let me guess,
you've seen her
viral girls can go to
a commencement speech.
It's tech needs women.
Whatever.
Look, don't believe all
the online hype, okay?
Connolly will be the
bane of your existence.
She doesn't seem that bad.
[LAUGH] Don't get any ideas,
there Casa Nova.
[LAUGH]
[MUSIC]
Look, Erin Connolly
doesn't date men in tech.
Well, not since all that
drama with her and Pete Sacks.
But that was like five years
ago.
Pete Sacks, the tech
millionaire.
[LAUGH]
More like billionaire, my
dude.
But I digress.
Connolly hasn't dated at
all, as far as I can tell.
But that's probably because
she's too
busy fixing all of our bugs and
making us look bad.
[MUSIC]
Sounds like she's just
really good at her job.
I'm not saying the girl can't
code, but
between us, she's a total deck
chair.
Deck chair?
Yeah, she folds under the
pressure.
[LAUGH]
It's kind of her thing.
[MUSIC]
It doesn't matter what
you're wearing, right?
It's all about the fit.
You got this.
Let's go.
All right, everyone, let's get
started.
Now, it'll be a short meeting.
But I've gathered you all to
introduce
the new senior developer.
Now, this is someone that many
of you
have already gotten to know.
But let's run down the old
resume just for kicks, huh?
Graduated at the top of the
class at Cambridge Bay Tech,
which is the best
technical institute in the
country.
And, coincidently, this is my
Alma mater.
[LAUGH] Bringing some much
needed new perspective
to us here at Rufus Bogdan
Industries, and we are
so lucky to have them.
Jack Hudson, everybody.
Yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah, Jack.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, thank you for the
introduction and the warm
welcome.
Technically, I don't start until
next
Monday, but don't hesitate to
reach out.
I'm happy to help, and I look
forward to
working with you all.
All right.
Hey, welcome to work.
Thank you.
Hey, congratulations.
Thanks.
Chris, congrats.
Thanks, man.
Chris, you're the best, man.
Thanks.
Carl, nice to meet you.
Thanks, Carl.
Looking forward to it, Jack.
Me too.
Me too.
Do not let them see you cry.
Hey, uh, Erin, right?
You stole my job.
Mug.
My mug.
Oh, uh, sorry.
It was in the communal cabin.
I didn't realize it was, um...
You want it back?
Keep it.
I work remotely anyway.
I only come in for the meetings.
That's very kind of you.
Thanks, Erin.
So you went to Cambridge Bay
Tech?
Yeah.
What year?
I was actually the year behind
you, and
we only had one class
together, and it was 100
people, and I wouldn't expect
it.
I don't remember you.
Okay.
Uh, well, now we've established
that.
What was the name of the
professor?
You know, of the class
that we took together?
Do you think I would lie on my
resume?
Rufus is best friends with the
dean.
You're deflecting.
What was the name of the
professor?
Brown.
He would wear a sweater vest
every single
day, and he'd smell
like coffee and mothballs.
Okay.
Fine.
You win.
For now.
You know, Erin, not everyone
is trying
to compete with you.
Enjoy the mug.
What just happened?
Are you kidding me?
You didn't get it?
Why does this keep happening?
Let's not make a big
deal out of it, okay?
Especially in front of Nan.
She's been through enough as it
is.
I just don't get it.
You're like the smartest
person in the entire company.
Thank you, Sadie, but
obviously Rufus
doesn't see me that way.
Rufus.
Rufus should be kissing your
feet.
Without you, RBI would be a
bunch of
talentless programmers
banging their heads together.
You know what hurts the most?
It's like he hired someone with
the same
exact qualifications as me.
The only difference?
A Y chromosome.
Oh, sissy.
I'm sorry.
Stupid mug stealing
brogrammer.
Yoo-hoo!
Anyone home?
In here, Nan.
Hey, babe.
Thanks for driving her.
Econ in the house.
Hey, Andrew.
How'd she do?
Great, as always.
[Bell Rings]
Oh, that'll be dinner.
Erin, darling, you're
looking a little flushed.
Could it be that there's a
strapping
young man in your life, at last?
Or could it be that the
thermostat's set
to 80 degrees in here?
Touch.
[laughs]
If you all will excuse me for a
moment,
I'd like to freshen up.
Nan, why don't you just
have a seat and relax.
It's just us.
Erin, there is a gentleman
present.
Let me at least fix my hair.
Okay, well, let me help you.
I can manage.
Thank you.
This is lovely, Sadie,
sweetheart.
Just lovely.
Thanks, Nan.
Is this mom and dad's wedding
China?
Mm-hmm.
You know, I don't remember
when we had a
dinner this beautiful with
the good China and candles.
I just love candles with dinner.
You were right.
The purple candles are better.
Well, I wanted to make
tonight extra special.
Why?
I know you don't like
surprises, sissy,
but I wanted to wait
until we were all together.
I have some news.
Okay, if it's bad news, just
do what we
did when we were kids
and just rip the band-aid off.
It's not bad.
Seriously, whatever it is, we
can get
through it as a family together.
Just give it to me straight.
Erin, it's not bad.
It's actually wonderful.
Last night, I asked Sadie to
be my wife.
We're getting married.
That's gorgeous, Sadie, honey.
Just gorgeous.
Don't pretend you didn't
help him pick it out, Nan.
He already confessed.
Andrew Grady, you were sworn
to secrecy.
What do you have to say for
yourself?
Well, ma'am, only that I
didn't want to be
the kind of husband to
keep secrets from his wife.
Well, that's a good answer.
Erin, you haven't said a word.
I'm just so happy for you two.
I hardly know what to say.
Well, we hope you say yes
to being my maid of honor.
Of course.
Yes.
Great.
Wonderful.
Well, let's dig in.
[laughter]
It's the sweetest sound
in the world, isn't it?
Hmm?
Young love.
What is it?
I just realized for the first
time, she's
going to be Sadie Grady.
Well, I think she's known she
was going
to end up as Sadie Grady.
Since the night he picked her up
for her
senior prom, I remember that
feeling.
A knock on the door, handsome
young man
standing there, fresh, neat,
clean, full of nervous energy.
Oh, that's just a chill.
Don't fuss. Don't fuss.
[laughter]
You know, loving someone and
letting
yourself be loved,
it's a beautiful thing.
And it's the most
important thing in the world.
Well, that and a good 401(k).
Don't listen to your sister,
Sadie. She's
just being difficult to spite
me.
Well, work can be
important and independence too.
Work isn't life.
Every moment we have is
precious. You
take it from someone who
knows. Love is the answer.
And with you two getting
hitched, I only
have one thing left on my bucket
list.
Going to Dollywood?
Oh, okay, fine. Two.
Erin, I'd like to see you find
someone to
spend your life with.
The thought of you living alone
like you
do, working all the time.
Just you and that computer of
yours.
I'm fine. I love working.
I worry about you.
I don't want you to worry.
Well, Sadie and Andy have
found each
other. I'd like for you to find
someone.
I found someone!
Sissy!
And we're in love.
Oh!
Yeah, it's been going on for a
few months now. He's amazing.
I've never felt like this
before. I think he's the one.
Oh, thank you, God.
Econ, you rascal. Way to bury
the lead.
Well, I didn't want to take
away from your big moment.
Are you kidding me? This is
like the best
engagement present ever.
We're both in love. Yay!
Yay.
Tell me everything.
Oh, boy. Where do I start?
What's his name? Where'd you
meet?
What does he do for a living?
Oh, wait.
Do you think of him as like
everyday hot
or like movie star hot?
Uh, which one am I?
Shh. I want to hear this,
babe. Go on.
Uh... well, his name is Brad.
Cute. Where'd you meet?
The gym, actually.
I didn't know you joined a
gym.
You are just full of secrets,
aren't you?
Yeah, I guess so. Um...
But you know what? We actually
don't have
to talk about this right now.
I know it's like super
boring and this is your day.
Let's celebrate you guys. Yay!
Of course we do!
We want the details.
What's your favorite thing about
him?
Oh. Well, he's uh...
He's really smart.
Yeah. Yeah, like genius level.
He's always recommending
something
interesting, like scholarly
articles or
works of literary...
And he's a doctor.
Oh! Oh, wow. Wow. What kind?
Pediatrician.
Sweet. That's kids, right? Not
feet?
Oh, Andy.
Right, Andy.
So he's good with kids?
I'd say so.
Does he want kids?
Well, you know, we haven't
um... we haven't really...
Wait, babe, if Erin is my maid
of honor,
maybe Brad can be one of your
groomsmen.
No! No.
That'd be great.
Why not? More the merrier?
No.
This is so exciting!
Oh, I love love.
Erin, I'm so happy for
you. I love you so very much.
And I'm sure I'll love your
doctor Brad
when you bring him to see me.
Hey, well, it's time for me to
get some
beauty rest and um...
I'm sure I'll be having sweet
dreams
tonight, my heart is so full.
Okay.
Everybody in.
Come on.
[Text Tone]
Uh...
No can do. Brad is...
Brad is fake. I made him up.
Brad is out of town at a medical
conference in Colorado.
[Text Tone]
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Think, Erin, think.
You built your first chatbot
when you
were in middle school,
but you thinking a boyfriend
should be a walk in the park.
That's it. A walk in the park.
[Upbeat Music]
The future with you is
looking...
Bright.
Sunglass smiling.
Send.
The future with you is
looking... bright.
Hey.
Hi.
How'd the meeting with the
investors go?
They won't put any money down
until we
provide a minimum viable
product.
And the kicker is, is
they want it by the first.
Talk to Connelly yet?
No, I haven't had a chance.
And there's the added
challenge that she hates me.
Nobody hates you. Come on.
You're Jack. You're unhatable.
You haven't seen the way she
looks at me.
Wait a second. Does
someone have a little crush?
No.
You have a crush on her!
- What am I, like 10 years old Taylor?
Stop. I don't have a crush.
You totally do. And
you're getting all blotchy.
Okay, look. I am secure enough
and mature
enough to admit to a level of
respect and
admiration for my colleague.
I mean, the fact that she's
self-taught
is just, it's crazy.
Her recall with data
structures, it's mind boggling.
She's easily the best computer
scientist
of our generation, by far.
And you think she's pretty,
and you want
to date her, just admit it. It's
obvious.
Well, she has a boyfriend with
whom she
sees a bright future with, so...
Social media official?
Yep.
Let me see.
Mmm. Yeah. I'm sorry. That's
rough, dude.
I still think we should, you
know,
approach her about the project,
because
she really is the best.
Her boyfriend's hot.
What do you mean? All
you can see is his arm.
He's muscly, but not too
muscly.
Yeah. Honestly, it's like
someone
programmed the algorithm to
create the perfect man's arm.
But you're right. Let's still
approach.
Like you said, Connolly is the
best, and
we need the best if we're ever
going to
get a prototype to the investors
on time.
Okay, uh, yeah. I'll talk to
her next
time I see her at the office.
We don't have time for all of
that. Can't
you just call her? Don't you
have an
employee contact list or
something?
Ahh... Wouldn't that be
overstepping?
What's the problem? Are you
scared to call her?
Aww, you're scared.
You're scared.
Aww, just call her, please.
No, no. You call-
Yes, call her, please. Please.
Now? Right now? You want to
call her right now?
Yes, call her right now,
please.
Oh my god, I can't.
I'm scared. I'll call
her. Just give me a second.
[Phone Ringing]
Hey, Bradzilla.
Haha, very funny. Are you
alone?
Of course I'm alone. When do I
ever have
plans on a Friday night?
Is Dr. Brad still at his
medical conference thingy?
Uh, yeah. His, um, his
presentation got
rescheduled, so he's in
Dallas for a few more days.
I thought he was in Colorado.
Dallas, Colorado. It's a
really big
medical town, apparently.
Huh. I had no idea.
Me either.
Okay. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi, Erin.
You got this. You got this. You
got this.
Drumroll, please.
Oh, uh...
Andy and I set our date!
Aww, Sadie. Congratulations.
And you're never gonna believe
the venue
we booked. You're gonna flip.
Oh, uh, wait, hold on.
I'm getting another call.
Oh, you want to take it and
call me back?
No, no. Mmm.
Unknown number. It's probably a
scam.
I hate it when the
caller ID says "scam likely."
I imagine it's a real
guy, Mr. Scam Likely.
Saddest guy in the whole world.
No one
will ever take his calls.
There. Now you have
my undivided attention.
And I will return your
call as soon as I'm free.
Hi. Erin Connolly. This is
Jack Hudson.
Not sure why I just said both
our first
and last names right then.
I'm very thorough.
And I hope you are doing well.
Uh, call me back.
And call me back.
Oh, my God.
Where were we?
I was just about to reveal the
location
of my dream wedding.
Wait, let me guess.
The Taj Mahal.
Nope. Like, better. Much
better.
Buckingham Palace?
You're never gonna guess.
Okay. All right. I give up.
The Governor's Mansion.
The Governor's Mansion?
Remember?
Yeah. Yeah. Mom and Dad used
to take us
on walks there all the time.
We called it the...
The Castle.
- The Castle.
Yes, you remember.
Yeah.
Oh, wow. Of course I remember.
You were
obsessed. Your princess
phase was like a princess
decade.
It's the last happy memory I
have of all
of us being together.
You and me. And our princess
dresses. And
Mom and Dad pretending
to be our loyal servants.
Yeah. That was fun.
Wow. I haven't thought about the
Governor's Mansion in ages.
I wanted to get married
someplace with
memories of Mom and Dad.
That way it felt like we
were all there together.
Well, it's a nice
thought, Sadie, but I...
Oh, plus there's nine
bedrooms, six
bathrooms, two dining rooms, a
heated
pool. There's even a full tennis
court.
Okay. But wait, wait just a
second. Okay.
Nan and I wanted to help you pay
for the
venue, but we can't
afford the Governor's Mansion.
That's the best part, Sissy.
Another
renter backed out last minute,
so we got
the place for a steal.
Everything's included. We just
have to
bring our own set up and...
Okay. Wait. What do
you mean by last minute?
Oh, yeah. So, um, that's the
only thing.
The wedding's this Sunday.
This Sunday?
Can you believe it?
Ahh!
- Ahh!
Hey, bro. What's up?
Hey.
I thought you didn't start
till Monday.
I don't... Rufus told me that
the company
laptop was delivered,
so I figured I'd stop by.
Yeah. I see you're
getting your fitness in, huh?
Dude, I love to see it.
Are you on that job tracker?
Well, we should follow one
another. Yeah.
There's a group of us that jogs
around
the lakes on the
weekends. You should join.
Ah, thanks, man, but
running's kind of my alone time.
For sure. See?
Okay. It's Connolly. She's
talking to HR,
though. Maybe she's quitting.
What?
Guy could dream.
Later, man.
Later.
Erin.
Hi.
You can use the mug. I'm not
staying.
No. Wait. Did you get my
voicemail by any chance?
What are you talking about?
I called last night. Left a
voicemail at
7:32. I was rambling sort
of the way I am right now.
Scam likely.
Huh? Sorry?
Nothing. I'm not big on
voice mails, so I
haven't listened to it. Sorry.
It doesn't even matter. Any
chance you're free right now.
I'm actually officially on
paid vacation,
so can we do this some other
time?
I just want to pitch you on
something,
and it won't take very long. I
just need
like 15 minutes. I just
don't want to do it here.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Just two black coffees.
Thank you.
So, you know, I'll just get
right to it.
I'm working on developing a
program. It's
not for RBI. It's a
passion project of mine.
The idea, and my lawyer Taylor's
hammering out the details, but
the gist is this.
We're using AI technology to
help cancer
researchers determine
patients' best treatments.
Detecting cancer sooner, saving
lives.
That sounds like a worthy
cause.
Thank you.
Yeah. After you.
Okay.
So, I see that you're
interested.
The problem is this, and
this is where you come in.
Our potential investors are
pushing hard
for a prototype by the end of
the month.
This makes it a two-person job.
And even
then, it's an insane timeline.
That is unless your partner
works five
times faster than the average
programmer
and has a track record
of near perfect accuracy.
Look, Jack, I think.
It would be 50-50 ownership of
the IP, of
course. Okay. Between the two of
us, I
think if we designate tasks, we
can
really come up with a solid,
solid
prototype that's going to wow.
- I don't work with partners.
I know. I know. I did my
research, but my guess
is that's because you haven't
found
someone that can keep up with
you.
That's not why.
I had a bad experience with a
partner.
A nightmare, actually.
I'm... Erin, I'm sorry that
that happened
to you. Okay, that's
terrible, but that will not
happen.
So I can assure you that that's
not going
to be the case here.
Look, good luck to you,
really. It sounds
like an important project.
I should really get going.
Dr. Brad!
I'll be right back. I'm
going to get a coffee.
I will pay you my entire
month's salary
if you pretend to be a
pediatrician named Brad.
I don't understand any of
the words you just said.
No time to explain.
Pediatrician Brad.
Done.
Well, hello. Aren't you two
the sweetest?
Dr. Brad, I have heard so much
about you.
I'm Sadie. I'm Erin's little
sister.
So nice to meet you.
Sissy, you did not tell me
that Brad was back in town.
I didn't know myself. He
just stopped by to surprise me.
Oh, that is so sweet.
Oh, wait, I have to get a
picture of you two for Nan.
You don't mind, do you, Brad?
No.
No? No.
Oh, perfect. Squeeze
in. Scoot, scoot, scoot.
Closer.
Aww.
What are you doing here,
Sadie? I thought we
were meeting at the office.
I wanted a coffee.
These are so cute. I'll text
them to you.
You're going to want
to post these seriously.
How sweet is Erin for cashing in
her PTO
to help me on the big day?
The absolute sweetest.
It's about time she took some
time off
seeing us. She
single-handedly keeps that
company afloat.
He knows. Sadie.
Not that they appreciate her.
I mean, can
you imagine passing up this
beautiful,
talented woman just to hire some
mug-stealing bogrammer?
Okay, Sadie, say goodbye to
Brad.
Sorry, sorry.
We should probably get going.
No, no, no. You two stay. I'll
run some
errands. We can catch up later.
What? No, you have so
much to do. Let me help you.
I insist. You enjoy
your coffee with Dr. Brad.
Please, just call me Brad.
Aww. Brad, I feel
like I know you already.
Can I give you a hug?
Sure.
Oh, yay!
You're gonna make my
sister so happy. I just know it.
I can't wait to see you
at the rehearsal Saturday.
Oh, and if you can break away a
little
early, come and stay
with us at the main house.
It'd be perfect.
Latte for Sadie.
Oh, gotta run. It was
so great to meet you.
Pleasure was all mine.
Bye.
Love you.
Excuse me.
Okay, are you gonna tell me
what that was
all about, or should I just send
you my
routing number for that month's
salary
that you promised me?
I can't believe that just
happened. I am so humiliated.
Oh, come on. It wasn't that
bad. It was
actually kind of fun.
Just... just...
Come on, just say it real fast.
Like
ripping off a band-aid. Won't
even hurt.
I made up a fake boyfriend
named Dr.
Brad. He's a
pediatrician we met at the gym.
But why?
I just needed my family to
stop worrying
about my non-existent love
life for like two seconds.
My grandmother is sick, and all
she wants
is for me to find a nice man and
fall in
love and be happy like she did.
But I have known for a long time
that a
relationship is just not what I
want. I'm
married to my work, and I'm
happy.
But I just... I couldn't bear to
disappoint her. Not
now. Not while she's...
Hey.
Wait, are you okay?
Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. It's
just...
That's like the first time
I've said any of that out loud.
She really means a
lot to you, doesn't she?
She's my favorite person on
Earth.
And the wedding is... this
Sunday. Well...
Unfortunately.
And your sister, the bride,
has it in her
head that I'm Dr. Brad.
You're a quick study.
You know?
It's a shame you aren't an
expert at
finding creative solutions to
complex
problems. I mean, that would
come in so
handy right now. Oh, wait!
No.
You wouldn't...
No, you...
You already know what I
want, Connolly. Make me an
offer.
Hypothetically speaking.
Go on.
If I were to work on
the prototype with you...
Mm-hmm
Would you agree to be my fake
boyfriend
for the next three days?
Yes, deal.
Okay, but I want it in
writing about the shared
copyright.
That's fair.
Okay.
Okay.
Good.
Great.
Great.
Wonderful.
That was productive.
How's the coffee?
Please tell me you're kidding.
I honestly thought she would
say no. But
what was I supposed to do?
Oh, I don't know, Jack. Maybe
anything
other than agree to spend the
whole
weekend out of town playing
boyfriend
when we have a deadline.
Okay, we agreed to spend the
entire time
working. So stop worrying.
This is insane.
Or it's a small price to pay
to get the
MVP done in time to wow the
investors.
Oh, uh...
Don't kill me, but I need you to
put
together a contract for
the copyright. Like, now.
I can put something together
and email it
to you. But, Jack, be careful.
Yeah?
It's a family wedding at a
historic
mansion today. It's not a gang
fight.
You know what I mean.
Arrangements like this can get
messy.
I know what I'm doing. And I
promise you,
she's not going to be
falling in love with me.
It's not her I'm worried
about.
[Knocking]
Hey.
Hi.
Oh, let me get it.
I forgot to ask if there was
a dress code for the wedding.
I don't know, actually. This
whole thing
came together pretty quickly in
case that
wasn't painfully apparent.
That's cool. I brought
options.
Got you a coffee.
Black?
Of course.
Okay, so are you sure your
family's cool
with me hanging around all
weekend?
Are you kidding? They've
probably already
embroidered Brad on a Christmas
stocking.
About that, are we
totally sold on the name Brad?
What? Yes. It's not like we
can change it now. What?
Why? What's wrong with Brad?
It's just, I never
thought of myself as Brad-like.
Meaning?
Meaning, you know, Brad, it's
the name of
like a hot surfer dude, like,
surf's up,
dude, my name's Brad.
You look exactly like a hot
surfer.
You are passable as a guy
named Brad, is what I meant.
Okay, let's go.
I'm really glad we stopped
here. This place is beautiful.
Yeah, we used to come here
all the time when I was a kid.
I think I'm gonna go for
a run when we get there.
Ew. We're on vacation.
Not a runner, I take it.
No, absolutely not.
Not even if we do it together
and I can
prove to you it's fun.
The only way I would go
running with you
is if there's a bear chasing us.
Running is strictly for
emergencies only.
You're missing out. It really
is the best.
What do you love about it?
When I'm running, I
really feel just at peace.
Well, that I would like.
And when the endorphins kick
in, you feel
this like sky-high feeling.
It's called runner's high.
And it just feels like you're
meant to
just breathe air and be happy.
Okay, weirdo.
Alright, let's get going.
Yeah, let's hit the road,
Jack.
Babe.
Mmm, no.
Sadie and Andy call each other
babe.
It might get confusing.
Sweetie.
Ew.
Snookums.
How about I murder you and
make it look like an accident?
So it's a hard-no on Snookums.
Copy.
This place looks like it could
sleep
a hundred. How many
people are staying here?
Just us five.
My sister got a deal to rent the
place
for the wedding and evidently
the owner
invited us to stay the whole
weekend.
This is incredible.
[Gasp]
You're here! It's happening!
Hi.
Hi!
Hi.
Can I help with anything?
Luggage?
- No, no, I got it.
Are you sure?
No worries.
Okay.
Okay, well, go, go, go, go.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
No worries.
Come on.
Isn't it divine?
This is the nicest house
I've ever seen, that's for sure.
I'm staying in the honeymoon
suite. Andy
and I are staying in different
rooms.
I don't want him to see me in my
dress
before coming down the aisle.
I thought you two might want
this room. It has an ensuite.
My allergies are really bad
this time of
year, so I snore. Right, honey?
Oh, yeah, it's not great.
Maybe you should take your own
room. I
hate to be the reason
you weren't well rested.
Yeah, yeah, if you're sure.
You are so thoughtful, Brad.
You know what? Have
you tried nasal strips?
I bought some for Andy
last year for his birthday.
Really cut down on the snoring.
You can take this room.
Get dressed.
Honey.
[music]
[Text Tone]
[Text Tone]
[Text Tone]
Wait until you get to know them.
Did I get the itinerary?
[music]
How's your wine, doctor?
Oh, please, Mrs.
Connolly. Just call me Brad.
I will if you call me Carolyn.
She never asked me to call her
Carolyn.
The food is amazing. I
didn't realize I was this
hungry.
I just love a man
that can clean his plate.
Isn't he precious.
He can hear you.
You know, Brad, our Erin was
such a
picky eater when she was a
little girl.
You know, she refused
to eat anything red.
Must we, really?
She wouldn't touch red food.
No cherries,
no strawberries, no beets.
No ketchup.
She would even pick out the
red M&Ms and
give them to Sadie.
It was the strangest thing.
And that time that they had the
spaghetti
dinner at the elementary
school with all that tomato
sauce.
Okay, I'm pretty sure that
Brad doesn't
want to hear about my
elementary school spaghetti
dinner.
I want to know everything
about you.
Aww.
Okay, who wants more wine?
Okay, the name of the
game is Couples Quiz.
Okay, we team up to guess our
partners
answers to random
questions generated by the app.
Why don't we just ask
you and Andy questions?
You're the ones about to be
newlyweds?
No, sissy, the whole point is
to play in
teams. That's what makes it fun.
You aren't afraid of a little
competition
are you, Erin darling?
No, of course not. Sounds fun.
Nan, you ask questions
since you're the referee.
Okay, grab your boards.
Alright, I want a good, clean
game. I
don't want to hand out any red
cards.
Alright, question number one.
Okay, who is the most stubborn?
Eyes on the white board, blue
team.
Thirty seconds.
Okay, time. Red team, what do
you have?
Alright.
Flip it, flip it.
One point for the red
team. Okay, blue team. Well.
He's got you picked, Erin.
Alright,
question number two. This
one is for the gentleman.
What was the first gift
that your partner gave to you?
Alright, let's get going.
Okay, time. Red team,
show me the first gift.
Nachos?
That was the first
thing you bought for me.
Nachos aren't a gift, babe.
They were really good nachos.
Okay, blue team, this is your
opportunity to steal the game.
Two for two.
Okay, question number three.
This is also for the gents.
What do you love the
most about your partner?
I know this one.
Oh, one second.
Guys, I am so sorry. I
should probably take this.
It might be about the project.
No fair.
One minute. Hi, this is Jack.
Right? This is Jack, isn't it?
Did you
change your number or something?
Okay, right along. Next up,
charades.
This is Sadie's favorite game.
So you guys know how to play,
correct?
Okay, it's girls versus
boys wedding theme charades.
Basically, the answers on
these are
anything that you can find at a
wedding,
you know, like groom,
bride, champagne, etc.
I'm just going to let you guys
play and
I'm just going to watch.
This is going to be fun.
Hey Sadie, after charades,
Brad and I
might need to sneak away
and get some work done.
Don't be silly. You're on
vacation.
Work on our secret present for
you two.
Yes.
You do not have to give us
anything,
Brad. Your presence is the
present.
Okay, unless you insist.
- We do.
- We do.
Okay, let's break off into
teams.
Game plan.
Okay, so you are always better
at acting
out. I really think that you
should go
first and I'll guess.
My buddy Topher let me know
that he wasn't
going to be making it to the
wedding.
Oh, man. I'm sorry to hear
that.
Some best man, huh? Anyways, I
was
wondering, you think maybe I can
run my
vows by you at some point?
Sadie says you do a lot of
speaking at
like these big doctor
conferences and
stuff and I could really use
some help
from a professional.
For sure, man. Anytime.
Thanks. I'm so nervous. I
could barely
eat at lunch. All I had was one
burger,
half a Sadie's tuna melt and I
couldn't
even finish my steak fries.
Hey, Andy. You got this. Just
remember.
Everyone in this room,
they already love you.
Two peas in a pod.
Brad gets along with everyone.
He's crazy about you.
What a beautiful day.
Okay. Five words.
Hair, happy.
Bride.
Bride and groom, bride tux.
Bride and groom, swirly.
The cake. The cake. The cake.
The bride and the carrying the
cake.
Carrying the tux. Tuxedo.
Tall, small, top. Bride and
groom topper.
Bride and groom cake topper.
Yes! Yes yes yes
Okay, my turn.
- Not too shabby, huh?
- You're going down.
Hey, who's that?
Hey, strangers.
You got room for one more?
This is Davis. Don't mind him.
Pete Sacks.
Brad.
What are you doing here, Pete?
I snapped this place up a few
years ago
before the housing market
turned into a total nightmare.
When I saw Sadie Connolly on the
registry, I nearly
spit out my green juice.
How are you, kid?
All grown up and ready
to tie the knot, huh?
Nan, you wanted a tea, right?
I'll go grab it.
So
Where you from, Ben?
It's Brad.
You look so familiar. You work
in the
wild world of tech, too.
He's a pediatrician.
Huh.
Well, leave it to Ernie
to bring home a doctor.
Oh, I bet Nan is thrilled.
Ernie?
Oh, yeah. Well, one time they
spelled
Erin's name wrong on the Dean's
list.
It was hilarious. I've been
calling her Ernie ever since.
We go way back.
Hat's funny. She never
mentioned you.
[Text Tone]
Oh.
Oh, excuse me.
Business.
Mi mansion es su mansion.
As they say.
This is Pete.
Hey.
Yeah.
We can do this another time if
you want.
Not really. We have a
deadline.
Right, but you're upset.
So, it'll probably be more
efficient, you
know, in the long run
if we talk about it.
I have a history with Pete
Sacks.
We met in college.
He wasn't like he is now.
He was funny and ambitious and
brilliant.
And I was in love with him.
And I thought he was in love
with me, too.
Until our senior year when he
dumped me
and he took my name off of the
thesis
that we wrote together.
Did you say something?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, the Academic Committee
didn't
believe that I was capable of
the data
sets that I claimed were mine.
But they were mine and they
still are.
And it took me a whole extra
year to graduate.
I mean, that was a whole extra
year of
borrowing money from Nan for
tuition.
I'm... I'm sorry, Erin. That's
terrible.
Oh, I wish it ended there.
After I graduated, he went to
every
single job I interviewed for
and spread rumors about me.
Saying that my work was sloppy,
that I was bad under pressure.
And now he's Pete
Sacks, billionaire and CEO.
And I am the resident deck chair
at RBI.
Come on.
I know Cole told you
he's really good at that.
I didn't believe him.
I can't imagine anyone would
after seeing what you can do.
That's why I work so hard.
And even then, I still get
passed up for promotions.
And no matter where I want to
go, Pete's
gone ahead of me and
turned everyone against me.
Not everyone.
Come on, let's take a break.
Let's go.
Ice cream in this place?
What a gentleman. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Brad, honey, would you
get me a glass of water?
And no ice. They make me chew
that at the
hospital and it drives me out of
my mind.
Water. No ice. You got it.
Erin, honey, would you want
anything?
Maybe a snack. I think
there's a fruit tray in the
fridge.
[MUSIC]
First, we want to say thank
you for
everyone agreeing to serve on
our
decorating committee.
Spring Bride magazine says the
key to a
perfect floral arrangement is
the
thriller, the spiller, and the
filler.
Yeah, now I know what that
means, but
just for Erin's
sake, you better explain.
The thriller is the accent
flower. The
spiller is something that droops
over and
the filler takes up
whatever room is left in the
vase.
Thriller, spiller, filler.
That actually
makes a lot of sense.
[MUSIC]
Brad! Brad! Brad, hurry!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
She's dizzy. I think she feels
faint.
Is she diabetic?
Carolyn, Carolyn, let
me see your hands.
Can you squeeze them both?
Okay, good. Let's try this.
Cold water might help.
How's that feel?
Heavenly. Heavenly.
Hey, hey.
She's okay.
Breathe.
I still think we should take her
in and
get checked out just to be safe.
No fussing.
It's not a fuss.
Can you get Andy to take me back
to my
room and make me a pot of tea?
Okay.
Got her?
Hey, hey. She's okay. Okay,
breathe.
One more.
It's alright, come here.
[MUSIC]
How did you do that?
What?
I almost forgot you
weren't Dr. Brad back there.
Where'd that bedside manor come
from?
My dad, actually.
Your Dad's a doctor?
No, he was a mechanic
that smoked two packs a day.
Was?
He died about 18 months ago
now.
I'm really sorry. I didn't
know.
The hospice nurse taught me
the trick
with the wet rag.
It's the chemo used to make him
woozy.
So the cancer project,
that's...
It's for him.
Hey, let's not talk about
cancer.
I'd love that, actually.
Can we keep walking for a bit?
Sure.
Don't look now, but my
sister Sadie's spying on us.
Hey, should we put on a show?
What?
There we go. There we go.
It's enough.
Okay.
She's gonna love this.
Oh!
Oh!
You have a thing with running
into me.
Maybe you're just always in my
way.
I'm gonna dip you now.
What?
Ah!
You can't cheat off me,
that's not how this works.
I'm not cheating. I'm
admiring.
Okay. Well, do it quietly.
Is that a double equals tattoo?
Oh, yeah. Kind of nerdy.
Sort of regret the placement,
but not
enough to have it removed.
Hmm. Never noticed it before.
You have any tattoos?
No. My grandmother hates them.
Plus, I could never really think
of
anything I wanted to advertise
on my skin
for the next 80 years, you know?
You plan on living to be 112.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, weirdo. I'm gonna go take
a quick
two-minute bathroom break.
Need anything?
No. No. I'm good.
Oh, wait. You're getting a video
call.
Taylor?
Oh, that's fine. You can
answer. I'll be right back.
Oh, hey.
Oh.
I'm Taylor. I've heard so
much about you from Jack.
I mean, Brad. Sorry. I
don't want to blow your cover.
He told you about that?
Yeah. He tells me everything.
I feel like that's the only way
we could
live together and
work together, you know?
Live together?
Right.
Anyway, I know you two are
working hard.
I just wanted to see his face.
Make sure
he's holding up okay.
Well, um, he'll be right
back if you, if you, um...
I'll give you guys some time to
talk.
Oh, please. We have the rest
of our lives
to talk. I'll try him tonight.
But hey,
keep up the good work, okay?
Will do.
Oh, and I just wanted to say,
I hope you
don't think of Jackie as one of
those
work hard, play hard
tech morons or anything.
I, I, I don't think that.
He's the sweetest, most
amazing person. I
don't know where I'd be without
him.
There she is.
Well, look who the cat dragged
in.
Tay. Oh my God. I wish you
were here.
You've got to see this house. It
is the
most insane thing I've ever been
in.
I can see. Plus, I googled the
address
you sent me.
It's huge.
- It's huge.
- Jinx.
- Jinx.
Double Jinx, you owe me a soda.
Don't worry. I won't hold you to
it. So
have you been able to get a
run in since you've been there?
Yeah, I wish you were here
though. You've
got to see this place. I mean,
it could
sleep maybe a hundred people at
least.
There's a basketball...
You are not allowed to cry
right now.
You never asked him
if he had a girlfriend.
You asked him to be your
boyfriend, your
fake boyfriend for the next
three days,
and he's doing it, and it's
going great.
This weekend is not even about
you.
It's about Sadie and Andy and
Nan.
You have been through
way worse than this.
And one thing about you is you
fail big,
but you always learn from your
mistakes.
And you will never fall in real
love with
your fake boyfriend ever again.
Thanks for that beautiful
dinner, Carolyn.
How are you feeling, by the
way?
Right as rain, Dr. Brad. Thanks
to you.
Oh, I didn't do much.
Don't be silly.
I made you a tea.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Where'd you go?
I just needed a break. That's
all.
I just realized that was our
last meal as unmarried, babe.
Yep. Now if I could just make
it through
our vows without hurling from
nerves.
There you are.
So I got on some good news. So I
spoke to
Taylor, and she's got a meeting
with the
investor set for the 14th.
So I can't believe it, but I
think we
actually might pull this off.
You never told me
that Taylor was a woman.
I didn't think to.
What's your relationship to
her?
It's complicated, but she
knows about the
whole big dating thing. She
would never
say anything. She knows it's
sensitive.
Yeah, it's fine. Just
forget I said anything.
It's late. I should probably go
inside.
Yeah, yeah. Probably a good
idea. It's a big day tomorrow.
Yeah.
Honestly, I can't wait to get
out of
here. Get back to my real life.
Erin, is something wrong?
Thank you for everything. I
think you
really had everyone convinced.
Goodnight, Jack.
[Music]
The bride requests your
presence in the honeymoon suite.
It begins.
Sadie, from the moment that I
saw the
back of your head in math class
sophomore
year, I knew that you were
somebody that
I wanted to get to know.
Is that dumb? Saying it
out loud, it sounds bad.
It's great.
I want to hear where
you're going with this.
Do you have another curling
iron? This
dumb thing is not getting hot.
Plugging it in might help.
I haven't been this nervous
since.
Nope, this is officially the
most nervous I have ever been.
Honey, it's okay. Okay?
I'm so glad you're here.
Of course I'm here.
I'm always here for you.
And Brad, he has been such an
angel.
How can we ever make it up to
you guys?
This is your day, baby sister.
I don't want you to worry about
anything,
except for the beautiful, happy
life
that's waiting for you at the
end of that aisle.
Okay, I'm ready.
How do I look?
Sadie.
You like it?
It's perfect.
I thought about wearing mom's
dress, but
when I saw this one,
I knew it was the one.
Plus, mom's is more your style
anyway,
and I think that she would want
you to
wear it for your wedding.
I'm going to get changed.
Okay.
Okay, I can't cry.
You look ready.
I am.
Give me a few minutes.
Hey, Brad.
Yeah?
Will you be my best man?
Sure. I'm honored.
We're so lucky to be in love,
man.
Do you ever think about that?
People go their entire lives
searching
for that one person that can
make them
feel like they can flip a car,
you know?
I just feel so lucky that
Sadie's let me stand in her
glow.
Even if it was just for
a day, I'd be grateful.
Love rocks so hard, man.
It really does.
All right, I'll wait a few
minutes.
Excuse me. Can I top you guys
off?
Sure.
[Glass Clinks]
Welcome, everyone. It's so
good to see
all of your lovely, lovely
faces.
You may take your seat now if
you'd like.
Looking good, looking ready.
[Music]
[music]
Welcome, everybody.
Bring my clothes upstairs.
I'll be in one
of the East bedrooms.
And Davis. Try to blend in.
I don't want anyone
knowing I'm here until I'm
ready.
I knew I'd want to follow the
back of
that head wherever life leads
us.
I'll always be behind you as
your biggest
fan, and your proudest
supporter, and your best friend.
Besides Erin.
I promise to love you forever.
Thank you for letting me be a
part of your family.
I wish I could have met your mom
and dad.
By the power vested in me, I now
pronounce you man and
wife. You may kiss the bride.
[music]
[applause]
[music]
Hey, Ernie.
I don't have anything to say
to you.
I know. I don't deserve your
respect, and
I know that you don't want me
here, but I
had to come back to tell
you I am so sorry, Erin,
for ending our relationship the
way that
I did and everything that came
after.
I was stupid, and ambitious, and
jealous
of you, of anyone you
get to work with, and...
and anyone who would
fall in love with you.
When I left yesterday, I met
with the
president of the college.
They're issuing
you an apology and
crediting you for everything.
I know I have a lot of work to
do on
myself, but what kind of man
would I be
if I couldn't face you
and tell you how sorry I am?
Is that it?
No.
It isn't. Seeing you again after
all this
time and your family.
You make me miss the guy I used
to be.
It's always about you, isn't
it?
Did you give Sadie a discount on
this
place because of me?
I did. Yeah, but that
wasn't...
I'll go.
Please, tell your boyfriend. I'm
sorry. He
probably thinks I'm a conceited
moron.
He's not my boyfriend.
Who is he, then?
It's complicated.
I'll let you get back
to the celebration, but...
Call me.
And when we get back to the
city, I would
love a chance to make it up to
you.
If a date is too much to ask,
then maybe
you could settle for a tech
job with any company you want.
I have a job, Pete.
[Music]
That's a very interesting
tattoo you have there. Bradley.
Oh, don't judge me too
harshly. I got this when I was
It's not new ink, then?
Well, the only reason I ask is
because
it's not in any of the pictures
my
granddaughter sent to me.
Of her and her
Dr. Brad?
The pediatrician?
I...
You better go ask my
granddaughter to dance now.
I think that's a good idea.
Thank you.
Would you like to dance?
Yeah, we should. Nan's
watching.
[Music]
I missed you at dinner.
Yeah, I... got a little
overwhelmed. I needed a break.
I understand.
You look... beautiful.
Thank you.
So do you.
Good thing you brought options.
[Knocking]
Jack?
[Music]
Erin, I hope I was
convincing as the perfect
boyfriend.
But more than that, I hope you
know
you'll never need one
to be the most
impressive person in any room.
Jack.
[Music]
Where's Erin?
Uh, I don't know. Maybe she
slept in. I'll go get her.
Oh, there you are, sleepyhead.
Where's Brad?
Uh...
[Music]
There is no Brad.
I... I have something to tell
you guys.
Let it out, honey.
I'm not the perfect sister,
Sadie.
And I'm not the perfect
granddaughter.
And I am not the perfect...
I'm not the perfect woman in
STEM.
And...
I am not dating a
handsome pediatrician named
Brad.
I made him up.
Because being enough on
my own seemed impossible.
But loving someone is
accepting them for who they are.
You know, you... you asked,
"Who's gonna
take care of me when you're
gone?"
And it's the same person who
took care of
us when our parents died.
When my reputation... was
ruined.
When I got knocked down again
and again
and I always got back up.
It's me.
I am the most impressive
person in any room I am in.
And I'll never be lonely
as long as I have you guys.
Come here, my child.
I love you just the way you are.
You are a wonderful
granddaughter.
And sister.
And sister-in-law.
And just don't think
that can't be enough.
And a bag of chips.
And have a man around
the house do the dishes.
I'll keep that in mind.
I promise.
Give me another hug.
I got it, babe.
Oh, okay.
I love you, wife!
I love you, husband.
[music]
All right, Erin. It's another
beautiful
day in tech bro-topia.
Time to get in there and
break that glass ceiling.
Oh, Erin.
Can I have a couple minutes,
please?
Sure.
Please.
I owe you an apology.
Erin, you're an excellent
programmer,
and I know you must have felt
overlooked
when I brought Jack
on as senior developer.
Truth be told, my master
plan was for you two to team up.
And once I got Jack up and
running, my
plan was to promote you
as head of division.
But...
You haven't heard?
Heard what?
Jack Hudson decided not to
join us.
It's something about a great
opportunity
in the cancer research space.
So what do you say?
Huh?
Head of division?
Yeah, I would be honored.
Great.
You know, it's a pity, though.
You and Jack would
have made a great team.
Yeah.
[Music]
Erin Connolly!
Taylor, hi. What...
It's good to meet you in person.
Hey, congrats on head of
division.
How did you know about that?
I just found out.
Oh, I'm seeing this guy
that works at your office.
You know how it is.
Word gets around.
Jack.
Jack?
My step-brother?
No.
Step-brother?
Well, technically
he's my ex-step-brother.
My mom was married to his
dad before he passed away.
It's complicated.
But hey, I know this
is none of my business,
but you should really
consider giving him a shot.
A real shot this time.
As himself, he has been in love
with you
since your commencement speech,
and he's had it pretty bad since
he got
back from the mansion.
Just moping around, listening to
hours
and hours of white noise.
It's hard to watch.
I...
I gotta talk to him.
Oh, well, he leaves his phone
at the
apartment when he goes for long
runs.
What? Why would you do that?
What if there's an emergency?
He usually runs at parks
nearby.
I'm sure he's around here
somewhere.
Okay.
I will just chill here
and watch your stuff then.
No problem.
Jack!
Jack!
This is like the Titanic.
Jack!
Okay.
You're a smart girl, Erin.
Where is a park?
Jack!
Hello, Jack Hudson.
This is Erin Connolly.
Sorry, it's taking me
so long to call you back.
I...
I really hope you check your
voice mails.
Unlike me.
Anyway, I just wanted to call
you to tell
you that I'm currently drenched
in sweat,
running through the neighborhood
trying
to find you to tell you
something.
I don't know if it's the
endorphins, but
I'm just gonna rip the band aid
off.
I...
Jack.
Have you been running?
Is there a bear?
No, I just...
I've been looking for you.
Is everything okay?
Is it Carolyn?
No, no, no, everyone's fine.
Yeah.
I just...
I wanted to tell you something.
I am so in love with you.
But even if I do live to be 112
years
old, it still wouldn't be enough
time.
And I know I have a lot
of goals for my career.
And when I reach those goals,
and I will reach those goals,
you're the one I want to
celebrate with.
Not Brad, the perfect
pediatrician.
You.
You...
You weren't kidding. These
endorphins are incredible.
I'm on a roll.
I hate to interrupt
while you're on your roll.
Can I just say one thing?
Yeah.
I love you too.
Double equals.
You and me.
I'm really sweaty.
Oh, yeah, well, in that case,
no.
[Music]
[Phone Ringing]
You're up early.
Good morning.
I wanted to wish you luck.
Not that you need it,
Mrs. Senior Developer.
Don't jinx me.
I'm nervous enough as it is.
Let me see what you're
wearing.
You hate it.
Oh, no, it's great.
You look like Steve Jobs.
But it's super cute.
Maybe fix your neckline a little
bit.
That's better.
You look like a boss.
Okay, good.
All right, I'll let you go.
See you at family
dinner tonight at Nan's?
I would miss it.
Okay, love you.
Bye.
[MUSIC]
I just wanna say that I am
super pumped
to step into this role.
No, no, it's too cutesy.
You're not a cheerleader.
You have a master's degree.
Thank you all.
I look forward to ushering in a
bright
future for all of us here at
RBI.
As a ten-year-old girl who
taught herself
to code, I never thought that I
would.
It's too self-deprecating.
Remember, you deserve this.
Okay, you got this.
Let's go.
[MUSIC]
Where is my mug?
Nice one, Connolly.
Play linebacker in high school?
I am so sorry.
Are you okay?
Well, yeah, I just love having
coffee
spilled all over me,
especially ten minutes
before staff meeting.
[MUSIC]
That's Erin Connolly.
Oh no no no
Well, then let me guess,
you've seen her
viral girls can go to
a commencement speech.
It's tech needs women.
Whatever.
Look, don't believe all
the online hype, okay?
Connolly will be the
bane of your existence.
She doesn't seem that bad.
[LAUGH] Don't get any ideas,
there Casa Nova.
[LAUGH]
[MUSIC]
Look, Erin Connolly
doesn't date men in tech.
Well, not since all that
drama with her and Pete Sacks.
But that was like five years
ago.
Pete Sacks, the tech
millionaire.
[LAUGH]
More like billionaire, my
dude.
But I digress.
Connolly hasn't dated at
all, as far as I can tell.
But that's probably because
she's too
busy fixing all of our bugs and
making us look bad.
[MUSIC]
Sounds like she's just
really good at her job.
I'm not saying the girl can't
code, but
between us, she's a total deck
chair.
Deck chair?
Yeah, she folds under the
pressure.
[LAUGH]
It's kind of her thing.
[MUSIC]
It doesn't matter what
you're wearing, right?
It's all about the fit.
You got this.
Let's go.
All right, everyone, let's get
started.
Now, it'll be a short meeting.
But I've gathered you all to
introduce
the new senior developer.
Now, this is someone that many
of you
have already gotten to know.
But let's run down the old
resume just for kicks, huh?
Graduated at the top of the
class at Cambridge Bay Tech,
which is the best
technical institute in the
country.
And, coincidently, this is my
Alma mater.
[LAUGH] Bringing some much
needed new perspective
to us here at Rufus Bogdan
Industries, and we are
so lucky to have them.
Jack Hudson, everybody.
Yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah, Jack.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, thank you for the
introduction and the warm
welcome.
Technically, I don't start until
next
Monday, but don't hesitate to
reach out.
I'm happy to help, and I look
forward to
working with you all.
All right.
Hey, welcome to work.
Thank you.
Hey, congratulations.
Thanks.
Chris, congrats.
Thanks, man.
Chris, you're the best, man.
Thanks.
Carl, nice to meet you.
Thanks, Carl.
Looking forward to it, Jack.
Me too.
Me too.
Do not let them see you cry.
Hey, uh, Erin, right?
You stole my job.
Mug.
My mug.
Oh, uh, sorry.
It was in the communal cabin.
I didn't realize it was, um...
You want it back?
Keep it.
I work remotely anyway.
I only come in for the meetings.
That's very kind of you.
Thanks, Erin.
So you went to Cambridge Bay
Tech?
Yeah.
What year?
I was actually the year behind
you, and
we only had one class
together, and it was 100
people, and I wouldn't expect
it.
I don't remember you.
Okay.
Uh, well, now we've established
that.
What was the name of the
professor?
You know, of the class
that we took together?
Do you think I would lie on my
resume?
Rufus is best friends with the
dean.
You're deflecting.
What was the name of the
professor?
Brown.
He would wear a sweater vest
every single
day, and he'd smell
like coffee and mothballs.
Okay.
Fine.
You win.
For now.
You know, Erin, not everyone
is trying
to compete with you.
Enjoy the mug.
What just happened?
Are you kidding me?
You didn't get it?
Why does this keep happening?
Let's not make a big
deal out of it, okay?
Especially in front of Nan.
She's been through enough as it
is.
I just don't get it.
You're like the smartest
person in the entire company.
Thank you, Sadie, but
obviously Rufus
doesn't see me that way.
Rufus.
Rufus should be kissing your
feet.
Without you, RBI would be a
bunch of
talentless programmers
banging their heads together.
You know what hurts the most?
It's like he hired someone with
the same
exact qualifications as me.
The only difference?
A Y chromosome.
Oh, sissy.
I'm sorry.
Stupid mug stealing
brogrammer.
Yoo-hoo!
Anyone home?
In here, Nan.
Hey, babe.
Thanks for driving her.
Econ in the house.
Hey, Andrew.
How'd she do?
Great, as always.
[Bell Rings]
Oh, that'll be dinner.
Erin, darling, you're
looking a little flushed.
Could it be that there's a
strapping
young man in your life, at last?
Or could it be that the
thermostat's set
to 80 degrees in here?
Touch.
[laughs]
If you all will excuse me for a
moment,
I'd like to freshen up.
Nan, why don't you just
have a seat and relax.
It's just us.
Erin, there is a gentleman
present.
Let me at least fix my hair.
Okay, well, let me help you.
I can manage.
Thank you.
This is lovely, Sadie,
sweetheart.
Just lovely.
Thanks, Nan.
Is this mom and dad's wedding
China?
Mm-hmm.
You know, I don't remember
when we had a
dinner this beautiful with
the good China and candles.
I just love candles with dinner.
You were right.
The purple candles are better.
Well, I wanted to make
tonight extra special.
Why?
I know you don't like
surprises, sissy,
but I wanted to wait
until we were all together.
I have some news.
Okay, if it's bad news, just
do what we
did when we were kids
and just rip the band-aid off.
It's not bad.
Seriously, whatever it is, we
can get
through it as a family together.
Just give it to me straight.
Erin, it's not bad.
It's actually wonderful.
Last night, I asked Sadie to
be my wife.
We're getting married.
That's gorgeous, Sadie, honey.
Just gorgeous.
Don't pretend you didn't
help him pick it out, Nan.
He already confessed.
Andrew Grady, you were sworn
to secrecy.
What do you have to say for
yourself?
Well, ma'am, only that I
didn't want to be
the kind of husband to
keep secrets from his wife.
Well, that's a good answer.
Erin, you haven't said a word.
I'm just so happy for you two.
I hardly know what to say.
Well, we hope you say yes
to being my maid of honor.
Of course.
Yes.
Great.
Wonderful.
Well, let's dig in.
[laughter]
It's the sweetest sound
in the world, isn't it?
Hmm?
Young love.
What is it?
I just realized for the first
time, she's
going to be Sadie Grady.
Well, I think she's known she
was going
to end up as Sadie Grady.
Since the night he picked her up
for her
senior prom, I remember that
feeling.
A knock on the door, handsome
young man
standing there, fresh, neat,
clean, full of nervous energy.
Oh, that's just a chill.
Don't fuss. Don't fuss.
[laughter]
You know, loving someone and
letting
yourself be loved,
it's a beautiful thing.
And it's the most
important thing in the world.
Well, that and a good 401(k).
Don't listen to your sister,
Sadie. She's
just being difficult to spite
me.
Well, work can be
important and independence too.
Work isn't life.
Every moment we have is
precious. You
take it from someone who
knows. Love is the answer.
And with you two getting
hitched, I only
have one thing left on my bucket
list.
Going to Dollywood?
Oh, okay, fine. Two.
Erin, I'd like to see you find
someone to
spend your life with.
The thought of you living alone
like you
do, working all the time.
Just you and that computer of
yours.
I'm fine. I love working.
I worry about you.
I don't want you to worry.
Well, Sadie and Andy have
found each
other. I'd like for you to find
someone.
I found someone!
Sissy!
And we're in love.
Oh!
Yeah, it's been going on for a
few months now. He's amazing.
I've never felt like this
before. I think he's the one.
Oh, thank you, God.
Econ, you rascal. Way to bury
the lead.
Well, I didn't want to take
away from your big moment.
Are you kidding me? This is
like the best
engagement present ever.
We're both in love. Yay!
Yay.
Tell me everything.
Oh, boy. Where do I start?
What's his name? Where'd you
meet?
What does he do for a living?
Oh, wait.
Do you think of him as like
everyday hot
or like movie star hot?
Uh, which one am I?
Shh. I want to hear this,
babe. Go on.
Uh... well, his name is Brad.
Cute. Where'd you meet?
The gym, actually.
I didn't know you joined a
gym.
You are just full of secrets,
aren't you?
Yeah, I guess so. Um...
But you know what? We actually
don't have
to talk about this right now.
I know it's like super
boring and this is your day.
Let's celebrate you guys. Yay!
Of course we do!
We want the details.
What's your favorite thing about
him?
Oh. Well, he's uh...
He's really smart.
Yeah. Yeah, like genius level.
He's always recommending
something
interesting, like scholarly
articles or
works of literary...
And he's a doctor.
Oh! Oh, wow. Wow. What kind?
Pediatrician.
Sweet. That's kids, right? Not
feet?
Oh, Andy.
Right, Andy.
So he's good with kids?
I'd say so.
Does he want kids?
Well, you know, we haven't
um... we haven't really...
Wait, babe, if Erin is my maid
of honor,
maybe Brad can be one of your
groomsmen.
No! No.
That'd be great.
Why not? More the merrier?
No.
This is so exciting!
Oh, I love love.
Erin, I'm so happy for
you. I love you so very much.
And I'm sure I'll love your
doctor Brad
when you bring him to see me.
Hey, well, it's time for me to
get some
beauty rest and um...
I'm sure I'll be having sweet
dreams
tonight, my heart is so full.
Okay.
Everybody in.
Come on.
[Text Tone]
Uh...
No can do. Brad is...
Brad is fake. I made him up.
Brad is out of town at a medical
conference in Colorado.
[Text Tone]
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Think, Erin, think.
You built your first chatbot
when you
were in middle school,
but you thinking a boyfriend
should be a walk in the park.
That's it. A walk in the park.
[Upbeat Music]
The future with you is
looking...
Bright.
Sunglass smiling.
Send.
The future with you is
looking... bright.
Hey.
Hi.
How'd the meeting with the
investors go?
They won't put any money down
until we
provide a minimum viable
product.
And the kicker is, is
they want it by the first.
Talk to Connelly yet?
No, I haven't had a chance.
And there's the added
challenge that she hates me.
Nobody hates you. Come on.
You're Jack. You're unhatable.
You haven't seen the way she
looks at me.
Wait a second. Does
someone have a little crush?
No.
You have a crush on her!
- What am I, like 10 years old Taylor?
Stop. I don't have a crush.
You totally do. And
you're getting all blotchy.
Okay, look. I am secure enough
and mature
enough to admit to a level of
respect and
admiration for my colleague.
I mean, the fact that she's
self-taught
is just, it's crazy.
Her recall with data
structures, it's mind boggling.
She's easily the best computer
scientist
of our generation, by far.
And you think she's pretty,
and you want
to date her, just admit it. It's
obvious.
Well, she has a boyfriend with
whom she
sees a bright future with, so...
Social media official?
Yep.
Let me see.
Mmm. Yeah. I'm sorry. That's
rough, dude.
I still think we should, you
know,
approach her about the project,
because
she really is the best.
Her boyfriend's hot.
What do you mean? All
you can see is his arm.
He's muscly, but not too
muscly.
Yeah. Honestly, it's like
someone
programmed the algorithm to
create the perfect man's arm.
But you're right. Let's still
approach.
Like you said, Connolly is the
best, and
we need the best if we're ever
going to
get a prototype to the investors
on time.
Okay, uh, yeah. I'll talk to
her next
time I see her at the office.
We don't have time for all of
that. Can't
you just call her? Don't you
have an
employee contact list or
something?
Ahh... Wouldn't that be
overstepping?
What's the problem? Are you
scared to call her?
Aww, you're scared.
You're scared.
Aww, just call her, please.
No, no. You call-
Yes, call her, please. Please.
Now? Right now? You want to
call her right now?
Yes, call her right now,
please.
Oh my god, I can't.
I'm scared. I'll call
her. Just give me a second.
[Phone Ringing]
Hey, Bradzilla.
Haha, very funny. Are you
alone?
Of course I'm alone. When do I
ever have
plans on a Friday night?
Is Dr. Brad still at his
medical conference thingy?
Uh, yeah. His, um, his
presentation got
rescheduled, so he's in
Dallas for a few more days.
I thought he was in Colorado.
Dallas, Colorado. It's a
really big
medical town, apparently.
Huh. I had no idea.
Me either.
Okay. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi, Erin.
You got this. You got this. You
got this.
Drumroll, please.
Oh, uh...
Andy and I set our date!
Aww, Sadie. Congratulations.
And you're never gonna believe
the venue
we booked. You're gonna flip.
Oh, uh, wait, hold on.
I'm getting another call.
Oh, you want to take it and
call me back?
No, no. Mmm.
Unknown number. It's probably a
scam.
I hate it when the
caller ID says "scam likely."
I imagine it's a real
guy, Mr. Scam Likely.
Saddest guy in the whole world.
No one
will ever take his calls.
There. Now you have
my undivided attention.
And I will return your
call as soon as I'm free.
Hi. Erin Connolly. This is
Jack Hudson.
Not sure why I just said both
our first
and last names right then.
I'm very thorough.
And I hope you are doing well.
Uh, call me back.
And call me back.
Oh, my God.
Where were we?
I was just about to reveal the
location
of my dream wedding.
Wait, let me guess.
The Taj Mahal.
Nope. Like, better. Much
better.
Buckingham Palace?
You're never gonna guess.
Okay. All right. I give up.
The Governor's Mansion.
The Governor's Mansion?
Remember?
Yeah. Yeah. Mom and Dad used
to take us
on walks there all the time.
We called it the...
The Castle.
- The Castle.
Yes, you remember.
Yeah.
Oh, wow. Of course I remember.
You were
obsessed. Your princess
phase was like a princess
decade.
It's the last happy memory I
have of all
of us being together.
You and me. And our princess
dresses. And
Mom and Dad pretending
to be our loyal servants.
Yeah. That was fun.
Wow. I haven't thought about the
Governor's Mansion in ages.
I wanted to get married
someplace with
memories of Mom and Dad.
That way it felt like we
were all there together.
Well, it's a nice
thought, Sadie, but I...
Oh, plus there's nine
bedrooms, six
bathrooms, two dining rooms, a
heated
pool. There's even a full tennis
court.
Okay. But wait, wait just a
second. Okay.
Nan and I wanted to help you pay
for the
venue, but we can't
afford the Governor's Mansion.
That's the best part, Sissy.
Another
renter backed out last minute,
so we got
the place for a steal.
Everything's included. We just
have to
bring our own set up and...
Okay. Wait. What do
you mean by last minute?
Oh, yeah. So, um, that's the
only thing.
The wedding's this Sunday.
This Sunday?
Can you believe it?
Ahh!
- Ahh!
Hey, bro. What's up?
Hey.
I thought you didn't start
till Monday.
I don't... Rufus told me that
the company
laptop was delivered,
so I figured I'd stop by.
Yeah. I see you're
getting your fitness in, huh?
Dude, I love to see it.
Are you on that job tracker?
Well, we should follow one
another. Yeah.
There's a group of us that jogs
around
the lakes on the
weekends. You should join.
Ah, thanks, man, but
running's kind of my alone time.
For sure. See?
Okay. It's Connolly. She's
talking to HR,
though. Maybe she's quitting.
What?
Guy could dream.
Later, man.
Later.
Erin.
Hi.
You can use the mug. I'm not
staying.
No. Wait. Did you get my
voicemail by any chance?
What are you talking about?
I called last night. Left a
voicemail at
7:32. I was rambling sort
of the way I am right now.
Scam likely.
Huh? Sorry?
Nothing. I'm not big on
voice mails, so I
haven't listened to it. Sorry.
It doesn't even matter. Any
chance you're free right now.
I'm actually officially on
paid vacation,
so can we do this some other
time?
I just want to pitch you on
something,
and it won't take very long. I
just need
like 15 minutes. I just
don't want to do it here.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Just two black coffees.
Thank you.
So, you know, I'll just get
right to it.
I'm working on developing a
program. It's
not for RBI. It's a
passion project of mine.
The idea, and my lawyer Taylor's
hammering out the details, but
the gist is this.
We're using AI technology to
help cancer
researchers determine
patients' best treatments.
Detecting cancer sooner, saving
lives.
That sounds like a worthy
cause.
Thank you.
Yeah. After you.
Okay.
So, I see that you're
interested.
The problem is this, and
this is where you come in.
Our potential investors are
pushing hard
for a prototype by the end of
the month.
This makes it a two-person job.
And even
then, it's an insane timeline.
That is unless your partner
works five
times faster than the average
programmer
and has a track record
of near perfect accuracy.
Look, Jack, I think.
It would be 50-50 ownership of
the IP, of
course. Okay. Between the two of
us, I
think if we designate tasks, we
can
really come up with a solid,
solid
prototype that's going to wow.
- I don't work with partners.
I know. I know. I did my
research, but my guess
is that's because you haven't
found
someone that can keep up with
you.
That's not why.
I had a bad experience with a
partner.
A nightmare, actually.
I'm... Erin, I'm sorry that
that happened
to you. Okay, that's
terrible, but that will not
happen.
So I can assure you that that's
not going
to be the case here.
Look, good luck to you,
really. It sounds
like an important project.
I should really get going.
Dr. Brad!
I'll be right back. I'm
going to get a coffee.
I will pay you my entire
month's salary
if you pretend to be a
pediatrician named Brad.
I don't understand any of
the words you just said.
No time to explain.
Pediatrician Brad.
Done.
Well, hello. Aren't you two
the sweetest?
Dr. Brad, I have heard so much
about you.
I'm Sadie. I'm Erin's little
sister.
So nice to meet you.
Sissy, you did not tell me
that Brad was back in town.
I didn't know myself. He
just stopped by to surprise me.
Oh, that is so sweet.
Oh, wait, I have to get a
picture of you two for Nan.
You don't mind, do you, Brad?
No.
No? No.
Oh, perfect. Squeeze
in. Scoot, scoot, scoot.
Closer.
Aww.
What are you doing here,
Sadie? I thought we
were meeting at the office.
I wanted a coffee.
These are so cute. I'll text
them to you.
You're going to want
to post these seriously.
How sweet is Erin for cashing in
her PTO
to help me on the big day?
The absolute sweetest.
It's about time she took some
time off
seeing us. She
single-handedly keeps that
company afloat.
He knows. Sadie.
Not that they appreciate her.
I mean, can
you imagine passing up this
beautiful,
talented woman just to hire some
mug-stealing bogrammer?
Okay, Sadie, say goodbye to
Brad.
Sorry, sorry.
We should probably get going.
No, no, no. You two stay. I'll
run some
errands. We can catch up later.
What? No, you have so
much to do. Let me help you.
I insist. You enjoy
your coffee with Dr. Brad.
Please, just call me Brad.
Aww. Brad, I feel
like I know you already.
Can I give you a hug?
Sure.
Oh, yay!
You're gonna make my
sister so happy. I just know it.
I can't wait to see you
at the rehearsal Saturday.
Oh, and if you can break away a
little
early, come and stay
with us at the main house.
It'd be perfect.
Latte for Sadie.
Oh, gotta run. It was
so great to meet you.
Pleasure was all mine.
Bye.
Love you.
Excuse me.
Okay, are you gonna tell me
what that was
all about, or should I just send
you my
routing number for that month's
salary
that you promised me?
I can't believe that just
happened. I am so humiliated.
Oh, come on. It wasn't that
bad. It was
actually kind of fun.
Just... just...
Come on, just say it real fast.
Like
ripping off a band-aid. Won't
even hurt.
I made up a fake boyfriend
named Dr.
Brad. He's a
pediatrician we met at the gym.
But why?
I just needed my family to
stop worrying
about my non-existent love
life for like two seconds.
My grandmother is sick, and all
she wants
is for me to find a nice man and
fall in
love and be happy like she did.
But I have known for a long time
that a
relationship is just not what I
want. I'm
married to my work, and I'm
happy.
But I just... I couldn't bear to
disappoint her. Not
now. Not while she's...
Hey.
Wait, are you okay?
Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. It's
just...
That's like the first time
I've said any of that out loud.
She really means a
lot to you, doesn't she?
She's my favorite person on
Earth.
And the wedding is... this
Sunday. Well...
Unfortunately.
And your sister, the bride,
has it in her
head that I'm Dr. Brad.
You're a quick study.
You know?
It's a shame you aren't an
expert at
finding creative solutions to
complex
problems. I mean, that would
come in so
handy right now. Oh, wait!
No.
You wouldn't...
No, you...
You already know what I
want, Connolly. Make me an
offer.
Hypothetically speaking.
Go on.
If I were to work on
the prototype with you...
Mm-hmm
Would you agree to be my fake
boyfriend
for the next three days?
Yes, deal.
Okay, but I want it in
writing about the shared
copyright.
That's fair.
Okay.
Okay.
Good.
Great.
Great.
Wonderful.
That was productive.
How's the coffee?
Please tell me you're kidding.
I honestly thought she would
say no. But
what was I supposed to do?
Oh, I don't know, Jack. Maybe
anything
other than agree to spend the
whole
weekend out of town playing
boyfriend
when we have a deadline.
Okay, we agreed to spend the
entire time
working. So stop worrying.
This is insane.
Or it's a small price to pay
to get the
MVP done in time to wow the
investors.
Oh, uh...
Don't kill me, but I need you to
put
together a contract for
the copyright. Like, now.
I can put something together
and email it
to you. But, Jack, be careful.
Yeah?
It's a family wedding at a
historic
mansion today. It's not a gang
fight.
You know what I mean.
Arrangements like this can get
messy.
I know what I'm doing. And I
promise you,
she's not going to be
falling in love with me.
It's not her I'm worried
about.
[Knocking]
Hey.
Hi.
Oh, let me get it.
I forgot to ask if there was
a dress code for the wedding.
I don't know, actually. This
whole thing
came together pretty quickly in
case that
wasn't painfully apparent.
That's cool. I brought
options.
Got you a coffee.
Black?
Of course.
Okay, so are you sure your
family's cool
with me hanging around all
weekend?
Are you kidding? They've
probably already
embroidered Brad on a Christmas
stocking.
About that, are we
totally sold on the name Brad?
What? Yes. It's not like we
can change it now. What?
Why? What's wrong with Brad?
It's just, I never
thought of myself as Brad-like.
Meaning?
Meaning, you know, Brad, it's
the name of
like a hot surfer dude, like,
surf's up,
dude, my name's Brad.
You look exactly like a hot
surfer.
You are passable as a guy
named Brad, is what I meant.
Okay, let's go.
I'm really glad we stopped
here. This place is beautiful.
Yeah, we used to come here
all the time when I was a kid.
I think I'm gonna go for
a run when we get there.
Ew. We're on vacation.
Not a runner, I take it.
No, absolutely not.
Not even if we do it together
and I can
prove to you it's fun.
The only way I would go
running with you
is if there's a bear chasing us.
Running is strictly for
emergencies only.
You're missing out. It really
is the best.
What do you love about it?
When I'm running, I
really feel just at peace.
Well, that I would like.
And when the endorphins kick
in, you feel
this like sky-high feeling.
It's called runner's high.
And it just feels like you're
meant to
just breathe air and be happy.
Okay, weirdo.
Alright, let's get going.
Yeah, let's hit the road,
Jack.
Babe.
Mmm, no.
Sadie and Andy call each other
babe.
It might get confusing.
Sweetie.
Ew.
Snookums.
How about I murder you and
make it look like an accident?
So it's a hard-no on Snookums.
Copy.
This place looks like it could
sleep
a hundred. How many
people are staying here?
Just us five.
My sister got a deal to rent the
place
for the wedding and evidently
the owner
invited us to stay the whole
weekend.
This is incredible.
[Gasp]
You're here! It's happening!
Hi.
Hi!
Hi.
Can I help with anything?
Luggage?
- No, no, I got it.
Are you sure?
No worries.
Okay.
Okay, well, go, go, go, go.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
No worries.
Come on.
Isn't it divine?
This is the nicest house
I've ever seen, that's for sure.
I'm staying in the honeymoon
suite. Andy
and I are staying in different
rooms.
I don't want him to see me in my
dress
before coming down the aisle.
I thought you two might want
this room. It has an ensuite.
My allergies are really bad
this time of
year, so I snore. Right, honey?
Oh, yeah, it's not great.
Maybe you should take your own
room. I
hate to be the reason
you weren't well rested.
Yeah, yeah, if you're sure.
You are so thoughtful, Brad.
You know what? Have
you tried nasal strips?
I bought some for Andy
last year for his birthday.
Really cut down on the snoring.
You can take this room.
Get dressed.
Honey.
[music]
[Text Tone]
[Text Tone]
[Text Tone]
Wait until you get to know them.
Did I get the itinerary?
[music]
How's your wine, doctor?
Oh, please, Mrs.
Connolly. Just call me Brad.
I will if you call me Carolyn.
She never asked me to call her
Carolyn.
The food is amazing. I
didn't realize I was this
hungry.
I just love a man
that can clean his plate.
Isn't he precious.
He can hear you.
You know, Brad, our Erin was
such a
picky eater when she was a
little girl.
You know, she refused
to eat anything red.
Must we, really?
She wouldn't touch red food.
No cherries,
no strawberries, no beets.
No ketchup.
She would even pick out the
red M&Ms and
give them to Sadie.
It was the strangest thing.
And that time that they had the
spaghetti
dinner at the elementary
school with all that tomato
sauce.
Okay, I'm pretty sure that
Brad doesn't
want to hear about my
elementary school spaghetti
dinner.
I want to know everything
about you.
Aww.
Okay, who wants more wine?
Okay, the name of the
game is Couples Quiz.
Okay, we team up to guess our
partners
answers to random
questions generated by the app.
Why don't we just ask
you and Andy questions?
You're the ones about to be
newlyweds?
No, sissy, the whole point is
to play in
teams. That's what makes it fun.
You aren't afraid of a little
competition
are you, Erin darling?
No, of course not. Sounds fun.
Nan, you ask questions
since you're the referee.
Okay, grab your boards.
Alright, I want a good, clean
game. I
don't want to hand out any red
cards.
Alright, question number one.
Okay, who is the most stubborn?
Eyes on the white board, blue
team.
Thirty seconds.
Okay, time. Red team, what do
you have?
Alright.
Flip it, flip it.
One point for the red
team. Okay, blue team. Well.
He's got you picked, Erin.
Alright,
question number two. This
one is for the gentleman.
What was the first gift
that your partner gave to you?
Alright, let's get going.
Okay, time. Red team,
show me the first gift.
Nachos?
That was the first
thing you bought for me.
Nachos aren't a gift, babe.
They were really good nachos.
Okay, blue team, this is your
opportunity to steal the game.
Two for two.
Okay, question number three.
This is also for the gents.
What do you love the
most about your partner?
I know this one.
Oh, one second.
Guys, I am so sorry. I
should probably take this.
It might be about the project.
No fair.
One minute. Hi, this is Jack.
Right? This is Jack, isn't it?
Did you
change your number or something?
Okay, right along. Next up,
charades.
This is Sadie's favorite game.
So you guys know how to play,
correct?
Okay, it's girls versus
boys wedding theme charades.
Basically, the answers on
these are
anything that you can find at a
wedding,
you know, like groom,
bride, champagne, etc.
I'm just going to let you guys
play and
I'm just going to watch.
This is going to be fun.
Hey Sadie, after charades,
Brad and I
might need to sneak away
and get some work done.
Don't be silly. You're on
vacation.
Work on our secret present for
you two.
Yes.
You do not have to give us
anything,
Brad. Your presence is the
present.
Okay, unless you insist.
- We do.
- We do.
Okay, let's break off into
teams.
Game plan.
Okay, so you are always better
at acting
out. I really think that you
should go
first and I'll guess.
My buddy Topher let me know
that he wasn't
going to be making it to the
wedding.
Oh, man. I'm sorry to hear
that.
Some best man, huh? Anyways, I
was
wondering, you think maybe I can
run my
vows by you at some point?
Sadie says you do a lot of
speaking at
like these big doctor
conferences and
stuff and I could really use
some help
from a professional.
For sure, man. Anytime.
Thanks. I'm so nervous. I
could barely
eat at lunch. All I had was one
burger,
half a Sadie's tuna melt and I
couldn't
even finish my steak fries.
Hey, Andy. You got this. Just
remember.
Everyone in this room,
they already love you.
Two peas in a pod.
Brad gets along with everyone.
He's crazy about you.
What a beautiful day.
Okay. Five words.
Hair, happy.
Bride.
Bride and groom, bride tux.
Bride and groom, swirly.
The cake. The cake. The cake.
The bride and the carrying the
cake.
Carrying the tux. Tuxedo.
Tall, small, top. Bride and
groom topper.
Bride and groom cake topper.
Yes! Yes yes yes
Okay, my turn.
- Not too shabby, huh?
- You're going down.
Hey, who's that?
Hey, strangers.
You got room for one more?
This is Davis. Don't mind him.
Pete Sacks.
Brad.
What are you doing here, Pete?
I snapped this place up a few
years ago
before the housing market
turned into a total nightmare.
When I saw Sadie Connolly on the
registry, I nearly
spit out my green juice.
How are you, kid?
All grown up and ready
to tie the knot, huh?
Nan, you wanted a tea, right?
I'll go grab it.
So
Where you from, Ben?
It's Brad.
You look so familiar. You work
in the
wild world of tech, too.
He's a pediatrician.
Huh.
Well, leave it to Ernie
to bring home a doctor.
Oh, I bet Nan is thrilled.
Ernie?
Oh, yeah. Well, one time they
spelled
Erin's name wrong on the Dean's
list.
It was hilarious. I've been
calling her Ernie ever since.
We go way back.
Hat's funny. She never
mentioned you.
[Text Tone]
Oh.
Oh, excuse me.
Business.
Mi mansion es su mansion.
As they say.
This is Pete.
Hey.
Yeah.
We can do this another time if
you want.
Not really. We have a
deadline.
Right, but you're upset.
So, it'll probably be more
efficient, you
know, in the long run
if we talk about it.
I have a history with Pete
Sacks.
We met in college.
He wasn't like he is now.
He was funny and ambitious and
brilliant.
And I was in love with him.
And I thought he was in love
with me, too.
Until our senior year when he
dumped me
and he took my name off of the
thesis
that we wrote together.
Did you say something?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, the Academic Committee
didn't
believe that I was capable of
the data
sets that I claimed were mine.
But they were mine and they
still are.
And it took me a whole extra
year to graduate.
I mean, that was a whole extra
year of
borrowing money from Nan for
tuition.
I'm... I'm sorry, Erin. That's
terrible.
Oh, I wish it ended there.
After I graduated, he went to
every
single job I interviewed for
and spread rumors about me.
Saying that my work was sloppy,
that I was bad under pressure.
And now he's Pete
Sacks, billionaire and CEO.
And I am the resident deck chair
at RBI.
Come on.
I know Cole told you
he's really good at that.
I didn't believe him.
I can't imagine anyone would
after seeing what you can do.
That's why I work so hard.
And even then, I still get
passed up for promotions.
And no matter where I want to
go, Pete's
gone ahead of me and
turned everyone against me.
Not everyone.
Come on, let's take a break.
Let's go.
Ice cream in this place?
What a gentleman. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Brad, honey, would you
get me a glass of water?
And no ice. They make me chew
that at the
hospital and it drives me out of
my mind.
Water. No ice. You got it.
Erin, honey, would you want
anything?
Maybe a snack. I think
there's a fruit tray in the
fridge.
[MUSIC]
First, we want to say thank
you for
everyone agreeing to serve on
our
decorating committee.
Spring Bride magazine says the
key to a
perfect floral arrangement is
the
thriller, the spiller, and the
filler.
Yeah, now I know what that
means, but
just for Erin's
sake, you better explain.
The thriller is the accent
flower. The
spiller is something that droops
over and
the filler takes up
whatever room is left in the
vase.
Thriller, spiller, filler.
That actually
makes a lot of sense.
[MUSIC]
Brad! Brad! Brad, hurry!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
She's dizzy. I think she feels
faint.
Is she diabetic?
Carolyn, Carolyn, let
me see your hands.
Can you squeeze them both?
Okay, good. Let's try this.
Cold water might help.
How's that feel?
Heavenly. Heavenly.
Hey, hey.
She's okay.
Breathe.
I still think we should take her
in and
get checked out just to be safe.
No fussing.
It's not a fuss.
Can you get Andy to take me back
to my
room and make me a pot of tea?
Okay.
Got her?
Hey, hey. She's okay. Okay,
breathe.
One more.
It's alright, come here.
[MUSIC]
How did you do that?
What?
I almost forgot you
weren't Dr. Brad back there.
Where'd that bedside manor come
from?
My dad, actually.
Your Dad's a doctor?
No, he was a mechanic
that smoked two packs a day.
Was?
He died about 18 months ago
now.
I'm really sorry. I didn't
know.
The hospice nurse taught me
the trick
with the wet rag.
It's the chemo used to make him
woozy.
So the cancer project,
that's...
It's for him.
Hey, let's not talk about
cancer.
I'd love that, actually.
Can we keep walking for a bit?
Sure.
Don't look now, but my
sister Sadie's spying on us.
Hey, should we put on a show?
What?
There we go. There we go.
It's enough.
Okay.
She's gonna love this.
Oh!
Oh!
You have a thing with running
into me.
Maybe you're just always in my
way.
I'm gonna dip you now.
What?
Ah!
You can't cheat off me,
that's not how this works.
I'm not cheating. I'm
admiring.
Okay. Well, do it quietly.
Is that a double equals tattoo?
Oh, yeah. Kind of nerdy.
Sort of regret the placement,
but not
enough to have it removed.
Hmm. Never noticed it before.
You have any tattoos?
No. My grandmother hates them.
Plus, I could never really think
of
anything I wanted to advertise
on my skin
for the next 80 years, you know?
You plan on living to be 112.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, weirdo. I'm gonna go take
a quick
two-minute bathroom break.
Need anything?
No. No. I'm good.
Oh, wait. You're getting a video
call.
Taylor?
Oh, that's fine. You can
answer. I'll be right back.
Oh, hey.
Oh.
I'm Taylor. I've heard so
much about you from Jack.
I mean, Brad. Sorry. I
don't want to blow your cover.
He told you about that?
Yeah. He tells me everything.
I feel like that's the only way
we could
live together and
work together, you know?
Live together?
Right.
Anyway, I know you two are
working hard.
I just wanted to see his face.
Make sure
he's holding up okay.
Well, um, he'll be right
back if you, if you, um...
I'll give you guys some time to
talk.
Oh, please. We have the rest
of our lives
to talk. I'll try him tonight.
But hey,
keep up the good work, okay?
Will do.
Oh, and I just wanted to say,
I hope you
don't think of Jackie as one of
those
work hard, play hard
tech morons or anything.
I, I, I don't think that.
He's the sweetest, most
amazing person. I
don't know where I'd be without
him.
There she is.
Well, look who the cat dragged
in.
Tay. Oh my God. I wish you
were here.
You've got to see this house. It
is the
most insane thing I've ever been
in.
I can see. Plus, I googled the
address
you sent me.
It's huge.
- It's huge.
- Jinx.
- Jinx.
Double Jinx, you owe me a soda.
Don't worry. I won't hold you to
it. So
have you been able to get a
run in since you've been there?
Yeah, I wish you were here
though. You've
got to see this place. I mean,
it could
sleep maybe a hundred people at
least.
There's a basketball...
You are not allowed to cry
right now.
You never asked him
if he had a girlfriend.
You asked him to be your
boyfriend, your
fake boyfriend for the next
three days,
and he's doing it, and it's
going great.
This weekend is not even about
you.
It's about Sadie and Andy and
Nan.
You have been through
way worse than this.
And one thing about you is you
fail big,
but you always learn from your
mistakes.
And you will never fall in real
love with
your fake boyfriend ever again.
Thanks for that beautiful
dinner, Carolyn.
How are you feeling, by the
way?
Right as rain, Dr. Brad. Thanks
to you.
Oh, I didn't do much.
Don't be silly.
I made you a tea.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Where'd you go?
I just needed a break. That's
all.
I just realized that was our
last meal as unmarried, babe.
Yep. Now if I could just make
it through
our vows without hurling from
nerves.
There you are.
So I got on some good news. So I
spoke to
Taylor, and she's got a meeting
with the
investor set for the 14th.
So I can't believe it, but I
think we
actually might pull this off.
You never told me
that Taylor was a woman.
I didn't think to.
What's your relationship to
her?
It's complicated, but she
knows about the
whole big dating thing. She
would never
say anything. She knows it's
sensitive.
Yeah, it's fine. Just
forget I said anything.
It's late. I should probably go
inside.
Yeah, yeah. Probably a good
idea. It's a big day tomorrow.
Yeah.
Honestly, I can't wait to get
out of
here. Get back to my real life.
Erin, is something wrong?
Thank you for everything. I
think you
really had everyone convinced.
Goodnight, Jack.
[Music]
The bride requests your
presence in the honeymoon suite.
It begins.
Sadie, from the moment that I
saw the
back of your head in math class
sophomore
year, I knew that you were
somebody that
I wanted to get to know.
Is that dumb? Saying it
out loud, it sounds bad.
It's great.
I want to hear where
you're going with this.
Do you have another curling
iron? This
dumb thing is not getting hot.
Plugging it in might help.
I haven't been this nervous
since.
Nope, this is officially the
most nervous I have ever been.
Honey, it's okay. Okay?
I'm so glad you're here.
Of course I'm here.
I'm always here for you.
And Brad, he has been such an
angel.
How can we ever make it up to
you guys?
This is your day, baby sister.
I don't want you to worry about
anything,
except for the beautiful, happy
life
that's waiting for you at the
end of that aisle.
Okay, I'm ready.
How do I look?
Sadie.
You like it?
It's perfect.
I thought about wearing mom's
dress, but
when I saw this one,
I knew it was the one.
Plus, mom's is more your style
anyway,
and I think that she would want
you to
wear it for your wedding.
I'm going to get changed.
Okay.
Okay, I can't cry.
You look ready.
I am.
Give me a few minutes.
Hey, Brad.
Yeah?
Will you be my best man?
Sure. I'm honored.
We're so lucky to be in love,
man.
Do you ever think about that?
People go their entire lives
searching
for that one person that can
make them
feel like they can flip a car,
you know?
I just feel so lucky that
Sadie's let me stand in her
glow.
Even if it was just for
a day, I'd be grateful.
Love rocks so hard, man.
It really does.
All right, I'll wait a few
minutes.
Excuse me. Can I top you guys
off?
Sure.
[Glass Clinks]
Welcome, everyone. It's so
good to see
all of your lovely, lovely
faces.
You may take your seat now if
you'd like.
Looking good, looking ready.
[Music]
[music]
Welcome, everybody.
Bring my clothes upstairs.
I'll be in one
of the East bedrooms.
And Davis. Try to blend in.
I don't want anyone
knowing I'm here until I'm
ready.
I knew I'd want to follow the
back of
that head wherever life leads
us.
I'll always be behind you as
your biggest
fan, and your proudest
supporter, and your best friend.
Besides Erin.
I promise to love you forever.
Thank you for letting me be a
part of your family.
I wish I could have met your mom
and dad.
By the power vested in me, I now
pronounce you man and
wife. You may kiss the bride.
[music]
[applause]
[music]
Hey, Ernie.
I don't have anything to say
to you.
I know. I don't deserve your
respect, and
I know that you don't want me
here, but I
had to come back to tell
you I am so sorry, Erin,
for ending our relationship the
way that
I did and everything that came
after.
I was stupid, and ambitious, and
jealous
of you, of anyone you
get to work with, and...
and anyone who would
fall in love with you.
When I left yesterday, I met
with the
president of the college.
They're issuing
you an apology and
crediting you for everything.
I know I have a lot of work to
do on
myself, but what kind of man
would I be
if I couldn't face you
and tell you how sorry I am?
Is that it?
No.
It isn't. Seeing you again after
all this
time and your family.
You make me miss the guy I used
to be.
It's always about you, isn't
it?
Did you give Sadie a discount on
this
place because of me?
I did. Yeah, but that
wasn't...
I'll go.
Please, tell your boyfriend. I'm
sorry. He
probably thinks I'm a conceited
moron.
He's not my boyfriend.
Who is he, then?
It's complicated.
I'll let you get back
to the celebration, but...
Call me.
And when we get back to the
city, I would
love a chance to make it up to
you.
If a date is too much to ask,
then maybe
you could settle for a tech
job with any company you want.
I have a job, Pete.
[Music]
That's a very interesting
tattoo you have there. Bradley.
Oh, don't judge me too
harshly. I got this when I was
It's not new ink, then?
Well, the only reason I ask is
because
it's not in any of the pictures
my
granddaughter sent to me.
Of her and her
Dr. Brad?
The pediatrician?
I...
You better go ask my
granddaughter to dance now.
I think that's a good idea.
Thank you.
Would you like to dance?
Yeah, we should. Nan's
watching.
[Music]
I missed you at dinner.
Yeah, I... got a little
overwhelmed. I needed a break.
I understand.
You look... beautiful.
Thank you.
So do you.
Good thing you brought options.
[Knocking]
Jack?
[Music]
Erin, I hope I was
convincing as the perfect
boyfriend.
But more than that, I hope you
know
you'll never need one
to be the most
impressive person in any room.
Jack.
[Music]
Where's Erin?
Uh, I don't know. Maybe she
slept in. I'll go get her.
Oh, there you are, sleepyhead.
Where's Brad?
Uh...
[Music]
There is no Brad.
I... I have something to tell
you guys.
Let it out, honey.
I'm not the perfect sister,
Sadie.
And I'm not the perfect
granddaughter.
And I am not the perfect...
I'm not the perfect woman in
STEM.
And...
I am not dating a
handsome pediatrician named
Brad.
I made him up.
Because being enough on
my own seemed impossible.
But loving someone is
accepting them for who they are.
You know, you... you asked,
"Who's gonna
take care of me when you're
gone?"
And it's the same person who
took care of
us when our parents died.
When my reputation... was
ruined.
When I got knocked down again
and again
and I always got back up.
It's me.
I am the most impressive
person in any room I am in.
And I'll never be lonely
as long as I have you guys.
Come here, my child.
I love you just the way you are.
You are a wonderful
granddaughter.
And sister.
And sister-in-law.
And just don't think
that can't be enough.
And a bag of chips.
And have a man around
the house do the dishes.
I'll keep that in mind.
I promise.
Give me another hug.
I got it, babe.
Oh, okay.
I love you, wife!
I love you, husband.
[music]
All right, Erin. It's another
beautiful
day in tech bro-topia.
Time to get in there and
break that glass ceiling.
Oh, Erin.
Can I have a couple minutes,
please?
Sure.
Please.
I owe you an apology.
Erin, you're an excellent
programmer,
and I know you must have felt
overlooked
when I brought Jack
on as senior developer.
Truth be told, my master
plan was for you two to team up.
And once I got Jack up and
running, my
plan was to promote you
as head of division.
But...
You haven't heard?
Heard what?
Jack Hudson decided not to
join us.
It's something about a great
opportunity
in the cancer research space.
So what do you say?
Huh?
Head of division?
Yeah, I would be honored.
Great.
You know, it's a pity, though.
You and Jack would
have made a great team.
Yeah.
[Music]
Erin Connolly!
Taylor, hi. What...
It's good to meet you in person.
Hey, congrats on head of
division.
How did you know about that?
I just found out.
Oh, I'm seeing this guy
that works at your office.
You know how it is.
Word gets around.
Jack.
Jack?
My step-brother?
No.
Step-brother?
Well, technically
he's my ex-step-brother.
My mom was married to his
dad before he passed away.
It's complicated.
But hey, I know this
is none of my business,
but you should really
consider giving him a shot.
A real shot this time.
As himself, he has been in love
with you
since your commencement speech,
and he's had it pretty bad since
he got
back from the mansion.
Just moping around, listening to
hours
and hours of white noise.
It's hard to watch.
I...
I gotta talk to him.
Oh, well, he leaves his phone
at the
apartment when he goes for long
runs.
What? Why would you do that?
What if there's an emergency?
He usually runs at parks
nearby.
I'm sure he's around here
somewhere.
Okay.
I will just chill here
and watch your stuff then.
No problem.
Jack!
Jack!
This is like the Titanic.
Jack!
Okay.
You're a smart girl, Erin.
Where is a park?
Jack!
Hello, Jack Hudson.
This is Erin Connolly.
Sorry, it's taking me
so long to call you back.
I...
I really hope you check your
voice mails.
Unlike me.
Anyway, I just wanted to call
you to tell
you that I'm currently drenched
in sweat,
running through the neighborhood
trying
to find you to tell you
something.
I don't know if it's the
endorphins, but
I'm just gonna rip the band aid
off.
I...
Jack.
Have you been running?
Is there a bear?
No, I just...
I've been looking for you.
Is everything okay?
Is it Carolyn?
No, no, no, everyone's fine.
Yeah.
I just...
I wanted to tell you something.
I am so in love with you.
But even if I do live to be 112
years
old, it still wouldn't be enough
time.
And I know I have a lot
of goals for my career.
And when I reach those goals,
and I will reach those goals,
you're the one I want to
celebrate with.
Not Brad, the perfect
pediatrician.
You.
You...
You weren't kidding. These
endorphins are incredible.
I'm on a roll.
I hate to interrupt
while you're on your roll.
Can I just say one thing?
Yeah.
I love you too.
Double equals.
You and me.
I'm really sweaty.
Oh, yeah, well, in that case,
no.
[Music]