Teen Wolf Too (1987) Movie Script

[Wolf howling]
O, HAMILTON,
I SING OF THEE
HAMILTON, ALL
PRAISE TO THEE
THOUGH LIFE MAY TAKE
US FAR FROM HERE
WE WILL STILL REMEMBER
HAMILTON, O, HAMILTON
YOUR HALLOWED WALLS
WILL ALWAYS STAND
HAMILTON, O, HAMILTON
YOUR LIGHT WILL
SHINE ACROSS THE LAND
O, HAMILTON,
I SING TO THEE
IN MY HEART,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
THOUGH LIFE MAY
BRING US STORMY SEAS
WE WILL STILL REMEMBER
HAMILTON, O, HAMILTON
A BEACON SHINING
FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN
HAMILTON, O, HAMILTON
YOUR LIGHT WILL
SHINE ACROSS THE LAND
YOUR LIGHT WILL
SHINE ACROSS THE LAND
[Growling]
HE HONESTLY DOESN'T SEEM
TO LIKE YOU, FINSTOCK.
HE LOVES ME.
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
HE LOVES ME BECAUSE
I'M HIS MASTER.
HE KNOWS I WILL
PROTECT HIM...
LIKE THE STUDENTS HERE
AT HAMILTON UNIVERSITY.
SIT!
THEY KNOW
WHY I'M HERE.
FINSTOCK, DO YOU
KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE?
OH, UH, YES, SIR.
$32,500 A YEAR
AND SUMMERS OFF.
YOU'RE HERE
BECAUSE IT'S TIME
TO BRING THE GLORY
BACK TO THIS INSTITUTION.
THE REGIONAL
BOXING FINALS
ARE IN 3 MONTHS.
NOW, YOU AND I
HAVE A SACRED OATH
TO PROVIDE
THESE YOUNG PEOPLE
WITH AN OPPORTUNITY
TO DEVELOP NOONLY THEIR MINDS,
BUT THEIR
SPIRIT AS WELL.
THEIR FIGHTING SPIRIT.
HEH HEH!
AM I RIGHT?
I PROMISED THE ALUMNI
I'D GIVE 'EM A
WINNING BOXING TEAM,
AND ALL YOU'VE GIVEN ME
IS THIS--THIS TODD HOWARD.
THE ONLY THING HE EVER
DID ON AN ATHLETIC FIELD
WAS TO PLAY IN
THE SCHOOL BAND.
CLARINET, LOOKS LIKE.
CAN I MAKE A
SUDDEN MOVE?
[Finstock]
OH, YEAH, THAT'S
THE KID. I KNOW HIM.
UH, HIS COUSIN SCOTPLAYED BASKETBALL FOR ME
DOWN AT BEACONTOWN HIGH.
AND?
AND WHAT?
AND WHAT? AND WHAT?
WHAT?
WELL, OH, AND UH,
I DON'T THINK SCOTKNEW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT PLAYING
THE, UH, CLARINET.
I GAVE THAT KID
A FULL SCHOLARSHIP
BASED ON YOUR
RECOMMENDATION!
ON MY RECOMMENDATION?
THAT'S GREAT!
FINSTOCK!
WHAT?
YOUR JOB IS RIDING
ON THIS BOXING TEAM!
MY REPUTATION AS AN EDUCATOR
IS RIDING ON
THIS BOXING TEAM!
AND ALL YOU'VE BROUGHT ME
IS A CLARINET PLAYER?
HMM?
[Girl]
I THINK IT'S
THAT WAY.
OK, 3 BLOCKS?
[Man]
TODD! TODD!
[Horn honking]
ALL RIGHT.
THANKS A LOT.
BYE.
BYE.
[Man]
COME ON,
TODD! LET'S GO.
EXCUSE ME!
WHOA, WHOA, WATCH OUT!
OK, SHE SAID THE DORM
WAS PAST THE QUAD
AND LEFT AFTER THE
ADMINISTRATION BUILDING.
OR WAS IT RIGHT?
THAT'S OK. WE'LL JUSKEEP GOING STRAIGHT.
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
COLLEGE IS A
STRESSFUL TIME,
ESPECIALLY ON
YOUR FIRST DAY.
I MEAN, IT'S--IT'S
STRESSFUL FOR ANYONE,
EVEN FOR PEOPLE WITHOUYOUR PARTICULAR WORRY.
WHAT WORRY?
YOU KNOW.
[Girl]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
WHOA!
ABSOLUTELY...
I HATE IT WHEN
YOU DO THAT.
I'M NOT ASHAMED OF
WHO OR WHAT I AM,
AND YOU SHOULDN'BE, EITHER.
WELL, I'M NOT, BECAUSE
IT SKIPPED MY FAMILY.
[Clearing throat]
NO, LOOK, I'VE GOENOUGH PROBLEMS, OK?
I'M HERE AA NEW SCHOOL,
IT'S THE FIRSTIME I'VE LIVED
AWAY FROM HOME,
I GOTTA MAKE NEW
FRIENDS, I GOTTA
TRY TO FIT IN
WITHOUT THIS
HANGING OVER ME.
WELL, IT IS TRUE
THAT SOMETIMES ISKIPS FAMILY MEMBERS.
YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER
AREN'T WEREWOLVES.
BUT IF I WERE YOU,
I'D, UH, KEEP MY
POSSIBILITIES OPEN.
[Todd]
UNCLE HAROLD,
CAN YOU PLEASE
CHANGE BACK
BEFORE WE GETO THE DORM?
THANKS.
I THINK THE DORM
IS JUST A LITTLE
NORTH FROM HERE.
WATCH OUT!
[Screeching]
[Rock music playing]
SHE'S A LITTLE DECEIVER,
COULDN'T BELIEVE HER
EXCUSE ME, I
THINK THAT THIS
WAS OUR SPACE.
ARE YOU
TALKING TO ME?
UH, NO, BUT...
I'D LIKE TO...
MAYBE GIVE
YOU A CALL.
GUS, HE
SAYS THIS
IS HIS SPACE.
A FRESHMAN.
DID YOU THINK
I SAID THATHIS IS MY SPACE?
UM, I DIDN'SAY THAT, NO.
THIS IS YOUR SPACE.
UM, MY SPACE
HAS GOT A COUPLE OF
YELLOW LINES ON IT.
I BROUGHMY UNCLE BY TO
SEE YOUR SPACE,
'CAUSE IT WAS, UM,
SUCH A NICE ONE.
AND NOW,
SINCE YOU'RE
IN YOUR SPACE,
WE'LL GO
GET IN OURS.
THEY SEEM
LIKE NICE KIDS.
YEAH, I THINK I
SAW ANOTHER SPACE
UP THE STREET.
[Engine starting]
[Students chattering]
TODD?
BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU?
COME ON IN.
DROP YOUR STUFF OFF.
MAKE YOURSELF
AT HOME.
DO I, UM...
DO I KNOW YOU?
STILES.
WE'RE ROOMMATES.
OK.
STILES?
MR. H?
STILES!
MR. H!
HOW'S THE PRINCE
OF PAINT?
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
TOOK SOME DOING, BUI'VE GOT CONNECTIONS.
YOU KNOW, DAUGHTER
OF SOMEBODY...
LET ME JUSTIDY UP A BIT.
IT'S A GREAT ROOM, HUH?
I DECORATED IT MYSELF.
WELL, WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
YOU'RE IN THE BIG
TIME, KID-- COLLEGE.
NO ONE TELLING
YOU WHAT TO DO.
NO MORE PICKING UP
YOUR STUFF IF YOU
DON'T WANT TO.
NO PARENTS.
NO OFFENSE, MR. H.
LET ME HELP
YOU WITH THAT.
[Crashing]
TODD?
YEAH?
I GOT TO GET BACK
TO BEACONTOWN.
COULD YOU WALK
ME TO THE VAN?
SURE.
HEY, MR. H.,
EVERYTHING'S KOSHER.
I'VE TAKEN CARE
OF EVERYTHING.
I'VE GOT TODD'S YEAR ACOLLEGE ALL MAPPED OUT.
FOR THE DRIVE HOME.
TODD.
WHOA, THANKS.
YOU GOT ANY FRIES?
SEE YOU IN A BIT.
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU.
HEY, WE ARE GOING TO
HAVE A GREAT YEAR.
I THINK SO.
YEAH. I GOT THEM
VIBES HAPPENING.
YEAH.
YEAH.
IN A BIG WAY.
HEY.
TODD, I, UH--
LISTEN,
UNCLE HAROLD,
EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE FINE.
I'M SURE ONCE I GET STARTED
IN THOSE SCIENCE CLASSES,
I'LL REALLY
LIKE IT HERE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT SPORTS
SCHOLARSHIP THEY GAVE YOU?
I MEAN, THE CLOSEST YOU EVER
CAME TO AN ATHLETIC FIELD
WAS PLAYING CLARINEIN THE MARCHING BAND.
WELL, I'M SURE
ONCE THEY TAKE
A LOOK AT ME,
THEY WON'T REALLY
WANT ME TO TRY
OUT FOR ANY TEAM.
WELL, THEY'RE
NOT GONNA GIVE YOU
SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
THEIR PROBLEM, HUH?
HEY, LISTEN, DON'FORGET YOUR GROCERIES.
OH, YEAH, THANKS.
IT'S JUST THAYOUR MOM AND DAD--
I PROMISED THEM TO
LOOK AFTER YOU, AND--
WELL, THE LAST THING
I EXPECTED WAS TO FIND
STILES AS YOUR ROOMMATE.
WELL, HE SEEMS OK.
WELL, STILES WAS
SCOTT'S BEST FRIEND
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT US.
WELL, I FIGURE
SINCE I'M NOT A...
SINCE I DON'T HAVE
THE FAMILY PROBLEM,
THERE'S NOTHING REALLY
TO WORRY ABOUT STILES,
IS THERE?
YEAH, I'M SURE
YOU'LL BE OK.
HEY, LISTEN, UH--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TAKE THIS.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
THANKS.
WELL, TAKE CARE.
YEAH.
WHAT?
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
YOU CALL ME,
YOU HEAR ME?
I WILL.
OK.
[Engine starting]
THANKS AGAIN,
UNCLE HAROLD.
TAKE IT EASY.
CALL ME!
[Student]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I--
I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND LATER.
[Girl laughing]
EN GARDE!
NO MERCY!
[Cackling]
HEY! TAKE THAT!
TAKE IEASY, MAN!
DIE!
HE'S NUTS!
SORRY.
CHOCOLATE MILK.
[Student]
GRAB THE DOOR FOR ME?
TODD, CHUBBY.
CHUB, TODD.
HI.
HI.
CHUB PLAYED BASKETBALL
AT BEACONTOWN, TODD.
OH, YEAH? YOU
KNOW MY COUSIN?
SCOTT.
WE JUST LOVE THE
HOWARD FAMILY.
STILES, WHERE'S
ALL MY STUFF?
ZOOP.
UH, SOME OF MY
T-SHIRTS ARE IN THERE,
BUT GO AHEAD AND HELP
YOURSELF, I DON'T MIND.
HEY, STILES, WHADID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU
TOLD, UH, UNCLE HAROLD
THAT YOU'D TAKEN
CARE OF EVERYTHING?
ALL YOUR CLASSES.
I REGISTERED FOR YOU.
YOU WHAT?
STILES, I'VE ALREADY
PRE-REGISTERED.
I KNOW, I SAW
WHAT YOU PICKED.
I MADE THE
NECESSARY CHANGES.
TRUST ME.
[Chub]
MMM. MMM.
SEE, THIS
IS ALL WRONG.
STILES, "GIRLS'
VOLLEYBALL"?
GOOD CLASS.
"CANDLE-MAKING,
"FRENCH
FOR CHEFS"?
AH, C'EST TRES MAGNIFIQUE.
I TOOK IT TWICE.
I'M TAKING IT AGAIN.
I MEAN, THERE'S NOT ONE
SCIENCE CLASS ON HERE.
SCIENCE?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THAT BOY'S GOT WEREWOLF
WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM.
IF EVERYTHING
GOES AS PLANNED,
HE AND I ARE GONNA TAKE
THIS SCHOOL BY STORM.
I LOVE COLLEGE.
I LOVE IT.
[Student]
I GOT TO CHANGE THESE.
[Woman]
DON'T MAKE
ME LAUGH, KID.
RULES ARE RULES.
POLICY IS POLICY.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE CHANGED.
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE.
EXCUSE ME.
NOBODY EVER CHANGES
THEIR CLASSES.
[Teeth chattering]
YEAH, WHADO YOU WANT?
UH, I, UH...
WELL?
WELL?
COME ON, COME ON. I
HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.
[Altered voice]
I'D LIKE TO CHANGE
SOME CLASSES.
[Low growling]
HAVE YOUR PROFESSOR
SIGN THIS
AND BRING
IT BACK HERE,
BUT NOT TO ME.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
IT'S NOT AS TOUGH
AS IT LOOKS.
I'M LOOKING FOR
PROFESSOR BROOKS.
SHE'S NOT IN THERE.
[Chuckles nervously]
UH--UH, WELL,
I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD TELL ME
WHERE SHE MIGHT BE?
PROFESSOR BROOKS
IS BOTH OMNIVOROUS
AND BIPEDAL.
SHE'S ALSO A
HOMO SAPIENS FEMININUS.
AND A BRILLIANONE AT THAT.
[Chuckling]
I'M TANYA BROOKS.
CAN I HELP YOU?
YEAH, I'M TODD...HOWARD.
HOWARD, YES.
[Chuckling]
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU.
YOU DO?
WELL, I'M YOUR
FACULTY ADVISOR.
I READ YOUR
APPLICATION.
YOUR TALENT FOR SCIENCE
IS VERY IMPRESSIVE.
THAT'S WHY I WAS
SURPRISED TO SEE
THAT YOU'RE HERE ON AN
ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIP.
[Todd]
THAT SURPRISED ME, TOO.
LISTEN, UH,
PROFESSOR BROOKS, UH,
I HAVE A LITTLE
FAVOR TO ASK YOU.
YOU SEE, I WANT TO
BE A VETERINARIAN,
AND I NEED YOUR CLASS.
I REALIZE REGISTRATION
IS OVER AND EVERYTHING,
BUT I WAS JUSWONDERING IF YOU--
YES.
YES?
YES, YOU'RE IN MY CLASS.
IT'S NOT FULL YET.
AS YOUR ADVISOR, I'LL
MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOU.
REALLY? THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
I'M LOOKING FOR
LUBRUS PROTOZOA.
OH.
LET'S SEE.
HERE IT IS, RIGHT HERE.
THERE'S NOTHING ON THIS.
IT SORT OF HELPS
IF YOU TURN IT ON.
[Chuckles]
SEE YOU.
ARE YOU A COACH?
I NEED TO SPEAK
TO A COACH.
THERE'S NOTHING
TO TALK ABOUT.
YOU'RE TODD HOWARD.
WE'RE ALL
DEPENDING ON YOU.
[Todd]
DEPENDING ON ME?
DEPENDING ON ME
FOR WHAT?
HEY!
YOU MISSED A SPOT!
I KNOW JUSHOW YOU FEEL.
I HAD THIS KID ONCE,
UH, HE HAD AN
ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIP
JUST LIKE YOU.
A GIFTED ATHLETE,
BUT HE HAD
THIS CRAZY DREAM
ABOUT WANTING TO
BECOME A CHIROPRACTOR.
BUT HE HAD TO
WORK ALL NIGHAS A SHORT-ORDER
COOK AT THIS DINER,
BECAUSE HE WAS
SUPPORTING HIS,
UH, HIS SISTER,
AND SHE
HAD 3 KIDS.
AND, UH, WAIT...
HIS NAME WAS PHILLIP.
NO, WAIT, ER...
DOESN'T MATTER.
OK, NO,
BUT IT DOES,
WELL, ANYWAY...
NO, HIS NAME
WAS GEORGE
AND HER 3 KIDS
WERE REALLY NICE,
BUT ONE OF THEM
HAD 2 THUMBS ON
HIS RIGHT HAND.
WELL...
DID HE BECOME
A CHIROPRACTOR?
UH, NOT WITH
2 THUMBS ON HIS
RIGHT HAND, HE DIDN'T.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE FROM
BEACONTOWN,
AREN'T YOU?
YEAH.
NOW I GET IT.
YOU THINK
THAT I'M...
WELL, YOU
CAN FORGET IT,
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
I'M NOT SCOTT.
I CAN'T DO
WHAT SCOTT DID.
I'M NOT LIKE HIM.
WHAT'S A 5-LETTER WORD
FOR ITALIAN SAUSAGE?
SO THAT'S WHY
THEY GAVE ME A
SPORTS SCHOLARSHIP.
WELL, WHAT'S THE
WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?
SO YOU JUMP
IN THE RING, YOU
GO A FEW ROUNDS,
YOU GET YOUR HEAD
KNOCKED OFF-- MAYBE--
THEN Y-YOU GET YOUR
SPORTS SCHOLARSHIP,
AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.
JUMP INTO WHAT RING?
JUST SHOW UP FOR PRACTICE
THIS THURSDAY, OK?
PRACTICE?
PRACTICE FOR WHAT?
BOXING.
"FRANK!"
THAT'S PERFECT!
WOULD YOU
TAKE IT EASY?
WELL, I'M JUST TRYING
TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD.
I WANNA KEEP
THIS SCHOLARSHIP,
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.
FAT KID'S A
GREAT DANCER.
ALL RIGHT.
GO, CHUB.
OK. YOU WANTO PLAY ROUGH?
I'M GONNA THROW 2 JABS.
YOU COME BACK
WITH A RIGHT.
WHICH ONE'S
THE HOWARD KID?
[Finstock]
HEY, TODD.
WELL, I GUESS HE'S A
LITTLE RUSTY, YOU KNOW.
IF THIS IS SOME
KIND OF JOKE,
YOU'LL NOTICE
I'M NOT LAUGHING.
[Woman coughs]
[Coughs]
HEY, I HAD DIBS ON THIS.
POSSESSION IS
9-10THS OF THE LAW.
OH, SO NOW
YOU'RE A LAWYER?
THOUGHT YOU WERE
A BIOLOGIST.
WHAT DO YOU WANWITH IT, ANYWAYS?
IT'S PROBABLY
OVER YOUR HEAD.
OVER MY HEAD?
OVER ANY JOCK'S HEAD.
JOCK?
LISTEN...
ALL I WANNA DO IS
GO TO THIS SCHOOL,
BUT I'M HERE
ON SOME STUPID
SPORTS SCHOLARSHIP
WITH A COACH WHO WANTS
ME TO HAVE 2 RIGHT THUMBS.
I GOT A ROOMMATE
THAT SUNBATHES WITH
A 40-WATT LIGHT BULB,
SOME FAT KID EATING ME
OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME,
I GOT DEAN DUNN'S
DOG TRYING TO
BITE MY LEG OFF,
AND YOU WANTHE ONLY BOOK
THAT I WANT IN
THIS ENTIRE LIBRARY?
SHH!
WELL, I'LL
TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU CAN
HAVE THIS BOOK
AND THIS BOOK
AND THIS BOOK
AND THIS BOOK.
AND YOU CAN KEEP
THAT BOOK AS WELL.
SHH!
YOU TOO, BUDDY.
[Growling]
[Birds twittering]
YOU OK?
YEAH.
HERE.
I THINK YOU WANTHIS A LITTLE
MORE THAN I DO.
THANKS.
I, UM...
I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE
CARRIED AWAY IN THERE.
I GUESS YOU DID.
[Todd]
HEY, WAIT UP.
"PHYLUM AND
GENUS CLASSES
"OF NORTH AMERICAN
CRUSTACEANS?"
A LITTLE LIGHREADING FOR YOU, HUH?
LISTEN, I GUESS I
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
THAT I'D FIND YOU IN
THE SCIENCE SECTION.
HEY, YOU KNOW,
I PROBABLY WON'T BE
NEEDING THIS BOOK ANYWAY.
I WAS A SCIENCE FAIR
CHAMPION IN THE--
TRI-COUNTY AREA.
TRI-COUNTY AREA.
YEAH.
AND MY RESEARCH IS IN
CRUSTACEAN REPRODUCTION.
HOW EXCITING.
[Classical music playing]
[Girl]
SO, HOW'S YOUR SCHEDULE?
[Todd]
UH, IT'S BETTER.
UH, LISTEN, NICKI.
I--I WAS
WONDERING
IF, UH...
WELL...
WOULD YOU
LIKE TO, UH...
I'D LOVE TO.
YOU WOULD?
SURE.
GREAT.
OH, WELL, I'M
BUSY FRIDAY,
BUT SATURDAY
I'M FREE.
DO LAB PARTNERS USUALLY
WORK ON THE WEEKENDS
THIS EARLY IN
THE SEMESTER?
OH.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ASKING ME IF...
REALLY?
OH.
WELL, UH...THEN...
YOU MEAN YOU'D...
YOU'D LIKE TO.
I MEAN, MAYBE...
MAYBE WE CAN.
[Classical piano playing]
[Chattering]
HI.
BYE.
BYE-BYE. BYE.
HI.
HI.
UH, A-ABOUT EARLIER--
HEY, DON'WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S NOTHING.
UM...
OH.
THANKS. YOU
LOOK NICE.
THANK YOU.
YOU WANT TO DANCE?
SURE.
HOW'S THAT LEFT HOOK?
IT'S GREAT.
IT'S GREAT.
TODD HOWARD,
I'D LIKE YOU TO
MEET MRS. ST. CLAIRE,
ONE OF OUR
PRINCIPAL
BENEFACTORS.
NEW PHYSICS LAB,
ATHLETIC FIELD,
AND, UH, OTHER ENDOWMENTS.
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
THANK YOU. OH!
I'D LIKE YOU
ALSO TO MEELISA GOLDFLUSS
AND EMILY LORD.
THEY ARE CO-HOSTESSES OF
OUR RECEPTION COMMITTEE.
WE'VE--WE'VE MET.
THIS FINE YOUNG MAN
CARRIES OUR HOPES AND
DREAMS INTO THE RING, EH?
LISA, DANCE
WITH TODD.
UH, DEAN DUNN, I--
DO IT.
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING
AT? YOU'RE NEXT.
HOW'S YOUR BOYFRIEND?
I MAY HAVE TO
DANCE WITH YOU,
BUT I DON'T HAVE
TO TALK TO YOU.
[Low growling]
HEY!
[Lisa]
YOU SURE DO SWEAT A LOT.
SHUT UP AND DANCE.
HUH?
OH, NO.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
AAH! OH, MY--
YOU'RE A DOG.
I'VE BEEN DANCING
WITH A DOG.
YEAH, I KNEW YOU
HAD IT IN YOU!
HEY, LOOK OUT!
MRS. WOODBURY,
BE CAREFUL.
AAH!
[Woman]
I CAN'T BELIEVE...
AAH!
[Man]
THIS IS BY FAR
AN OUTRAGE.
DEB?
UGH!
LET ME GIVE
YOU A HAND
WITH THAT.
[Man]
THIS HAS GONE
MUCH TOO FAR.
MISS GOLDFLUSS,
DO YOU HAVE AN
EXPLANATION FOR THIS?
[Stiles]
WHAT ARE YOU
SO UPSET ABOUT?
UPSET, STILES?
ME, UPSET?
I JUST HAD A BEARD
ALL OVER MY BODY...
YEAH.
OK?
I HAD FINGERNAILS
THE SIZE OF FRENCH FRIES.
SO?
TEETH FROM HERE TO TEXAS,
AND SHE CALLED ME A DOG.
A DOG, STILES!
OK, OK.
I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO CUT YOU A DEAL.
IF THEY'LL LET YOU
KEEP THE SCHOLARSHIP,
YOU'LL PROMISE TO
BE THE SCHOOL MASCOT.
YEAH?
THIS IS JUSTHE TIP OF THE
ICEBERG, BUDDY!
THE WHOLE SCHOOL WILL
BE TALKING ABOUT YOU.
ALL YOU GOTTA
DO IS BE THE
WOLF, TODD.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE REST.
WONDERFUL.
WONDERFUL.
SHE CALLED ME A DOG.
THE BED THEY LAID HIM IN
WAS ONLY 6 FEET LONG.
HIS...
HIS FEET...
HUNG OVER THE END.
MARY...
HIS WIFE...
CLUNG TO HIS SIDE.
HER TEARS MINGLED
WITH HIS BLOOD.
HER PRAYERS ECHOED THE GRIEF
OF AN ENTIRE NATION.
THE SMALL PROJECTILE
FROM THE DERRINGER
THAT JOHN WILKES BOOTH USED
WAS STILL LODGED...
[Whispers]
HEY, I GOT FLEAS.
YOU DISTRACT HIM.
[Prof]
AND ALL NIGHT LONG...
HI.
THE VIGIL WAITED
IN THAT SMALL BOARDING HOUSE
ACROSS FROM FORD'S THEATRE,
UNTIL THE WEE HOURS
IN THE MORNING...
[Giggling]
WHEN FATE DEALTHAT FINAL BLOW...
[Giggling]
A CROWD OF
MOURNERS GATHERED...
WHITE, BLACK...
RICH AND POOR.
[Giggling]
AND SO, 10 HOURS
AFTER THAT FATAL SHOT,
PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN...
MR. HOWARD,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
MR. HOWARD.
[Groaning]
[Dog growling]
TODD HOWARD,
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO
SPEAK WITH YOU, YOUNG MAN.
YOUR DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOR
AT YESTERDAY'S RECEPTION
WARRANTS MY PERSONAL
ATTENTION, DON'T YOU THINK?
I DON'T LIKE
PRACTICAL JOKES.
I AM NOT A FUNNY MAN.
FRANKLY, I FAIL
TO SEE THE HUMOR
OF DRESSING UP
IN A DOG COSTUME
AND TRYING
TO FRIGHTEN
OUR ALUMNI.
BUT, DEAN DUNN--
DON'T GIVE ME ANY
OF THAT BACK TALK.
IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO PUSH ME,
[Chuckling]
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO
YOU'RE DEALING WITH.
YOUR FIRST FIGHIS COMING UP.
SO FAR, I'M
UNIMPRESSED.
YOU'D BETTER
NOT FAIL ME,
BECAUSE IF YOU DO,
I'LL CALL EVERY DEAN
AT EVERY SCHOOL,
AND YOU'LL NEVER
GO TO COLLEGE,
ANYWHERE, EVER.
[Chuckling]
DO I MAKE MYSELF
CRYSTAL CLEAR?
MM-HMM.
[Dog growling]
STRANGE BOY.
[Slapping]
EXCUSE ME.
[Student mutters]
IT'S THE GUY.
YOU KNOW, THE GUY WHO
TURNED INTO A DOG?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS.
HE'S REALLY WEIRD.
EVERYBODY'S
SCRATCHING
AROUND HERE.
WELL, ANYWAY,
WHY CAN'T WE...
TODD, WE'RE ALL LOOKING
FORWARD TO YOUR PRESENTATION.
ARE YOU READY?
OH.
YEAH. I THINK SO.
[All laughing]
TODD, I WANTO SEE YOU.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.
THANK YOU.
DO YOU WANT TO
GO TO LUNCH?
YOU DON'T WANTO BE SEEN WITH
ME. I'M A DOG.
DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO LUNCH, OR NOT?
NICKI, I'VE
GOT TO GO SEE THE
PROFESSOR RIGHT NOW.
THEY'RE GIVING YOU A
HARD TIME, AREN'T THEY?
I'M YOUR FACULTY ADVISOR.
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
I CAN DO TO HELP.
I DON'T THINK SO.
WELL, I WOULD
LIKE TO TRY.
YOU HAVE A TALENFOR SCIENCE. LET'S
START WITH THAT.
NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY
SAYS OR DOES TO YOU,
YOU SHOULDN'T LOSE
SIGHT OF YOUR GOALS.
ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS TO STUDY HARD
AND BECOME A
VETERINARIAN.
I CAN HELP
YOU WITH THAT.
YOU'RE A VERY
BRIGHT YOUNG
MAN, TODD.
YOU'LL FIND A WAY
TO DEAL WITH YOUR
OTHER PROBLEMS.
IF YOU ONLY KNEW,
PROFESSOR BROOKS.
WELL, I'LL DO MY VERY BESTO TRY AND UNDERSTAND.
IN ANY CASE, I'M ALWAYS
HERE IF YOU NEED ME.
OK.
[Sighs]
I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
I GOT A TON
OF STUFF HERE.
YOU LIKE CHICKEN,
DON'T YOU?
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY.
DRUMSTICK?
NICK, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
LISTEN...
BIOLOGICALLY SPEAKING,
IT'S ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU.
IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA
FEEL SORRY FOR YOU,
YOU CAN FORGET IT.
BUT I'M A DOG.
YOU'LL BE OK.
YOU WILL.
[Bell rings]
[Crowd cheering]
1, 2, 3. COME ON.
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE.
BRING THE DOCTOR
IN HERE.
HOW MANY
DOES THAT MAKE?
3 FOR THEM.
NONE FOR US.
OK, YOU'RE UP
NEXT, BIG GUY.
COACH, IT ISN'MY WEIGHT CLASS.
THAT'LL BE MY
PROBLEM, OK? GO ON.
W-WHAT DO I--
W-WHAT IF I--
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN'
ME. THAT GUY'S A TUB.
HE OUTWEIGHS MY
GUY BY 50 POUNDS.
IT'S ALL WATER
WEIGHT. LOOK AT HIM.
ALL RIGHT, CHUBBY,
LOOK TOUGH,
LOOK TOUGH.
[Bell rings]
[Ref]
LET'S BOX.
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PUT HIM DOWN.
PUT ME DOWN!
I'M WARNING YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S-- LET'S BOX.
YOU PIG!
[Ref]
I'M WARNING
YOU. COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
USE YOUR WEIGHT,
CHUB. USE YOUR WEIGHT.
[Ref]
BREAK.
BREAK!
AAH!
HUH.
YEAH!
[Bell ringing]
HUH.
[Crowd cheering]
THAT'S THE LASFIGHT YOU WIN.
ALL RIGHT, CHUBBY.
[Coach]
ALL RIGHT, GUS.
TAKE HIM, BABE.
TAKE HIM.
GET OUT THERE, BABE.
ALL RIGHT.
[Coach]
OK, GET IN THERE.
[Bell rings]
[Ref]
OK, LET'S BOX.
[Bell ringing]
NEXT.
NEXT.
DON'T WORRY,
THERE'S A GOOD
HOSPITAL ON CAMPUS.
LET'S GET THIS
OVER WITH.
I GOT A DATE
IN A HALF HOUR.
[Crowd cheering]
[Crowd chants]
"LET'S GO, BIG
BLUE, LET'S GO.
"LET'S GO, BIG
BLUE, LET'S GO.
"LET'S GO, BIG
BLUE, LET'S GO."
THIS MAKES
OR BREAKS
YOUR CAREER.
[Girl]
WE WANT A KNOCK OUT!
LET'S GO, PUG!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
I KNOW.
[Bell rings]
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
[Girl]
KNOCK HIM OUT!
GREAT MOVE!
I'M GOING TO BREAK
YOUR KNEECAPS
IF YOU DON'T KEEP STILL
AND LET ME HIT YOU.
COME ON, PUG,
COME ON!
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH!
[Ref]
ALL RIGHT, GEBACK OVER THERE.
COME ON.
YOU'RE HISTORY.
I KNEW IT. I
KNEW PUG WOULD
WIN THAT FIGHT.
[Ref]
YOU OK, KID?
1, 2...
TODD, GEUP. COME ON!
GET UP, TODD! DON'LAY THERE LIKE A FISH.
[Snarling]
[Ref]
3...
[Todd growling]
[Ref]
4...
5...
[Man]
HOLY SHIT!
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH!
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S THAT DOG YOU
WERE DANCING WITH.
YOU WANT TO
STOP THE FIGHT?
HELL, NO.
GO ON.
[Cheering]
[Ref]
ALL RIGHT...
BOX!
STAY AWAY FROM HIM, PUG.
NAIL HIM, TODD.
NAIL HIM!
[Crowd chanting]
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
[Growling]
COME ON.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET IN THERE
AND KILL HIM.
LOOK, HE'S GOA RIGHT HOOK.
HE CAN FIGHT.
[Growling]
MURDER HIM!
[Crowd cheering]
PUG!
YOU'RE OUT.
YEAH! YEAH!
YEE-HA!
HAVE NO FEAR,
STILES IS HERE.
OK, WE'RE GOING
TO ROCK 'N' ROLL.
THE BREWSKIS ARE
COMING, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE A PARTY.
WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
[Girl]
WE NEED MUSIC!
[Microphone feedback]
IS THIS THING ON?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
GOOD.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE HAVE A VERY
SPECIAL GUEST WITH
US THIS EVENING.
NOT ONLY DOES
OUR TEEN WOLF
THROW A PUNCH
LIKE LIGHTNING,
BUT HE SINGS, TOO.
YOU BROKE MY HEART
'CAUSE I COULDN'T DANCE
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
WANT ME AROUND
BUT NOW I'M BACK
TO LET YOU KNOW
I CAN REALLY
SHAKE 'EM DOWN
DO YOU LOVE ME?
[Back-up singers]
I CAN REALLY MOVE
DO YOU LOVE ME?
I'M IN THE GROOVE
NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
NOW THAT I CAN DANCE
WATCH ME NOW
WHOO
OH, WORK IT OUT, BABY
WORK, WORK
OH, YOU'RE
DRIVIN' ME CRAZY
WORK, WORK
WITH JUST A
LITTLE BIT OF
SOUL NOW
WORK
YEAH
AND I CAN
MASH POTATOES
MASH POTATOES
I CAN DO THE TWIST
DO THE TWIST
OH, TELL ME, BABY
TELL ME, BABY
DO YOU LIKE
IT LIKE THIS?
DO YOU LIKE
IT LIKE THIS?
TELL ME
TELL ME
TELL ME
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
NOW THAT I CAN DANCE
WATCH ME NOW, HEY
WORK, WORK
WORK, WORK
WORK, WORK
WORK, WORK
OH, WORK IT OUT, BABY
WORK, WORK
OH, YOU'RE
DRIVIN' ME CRAZY
WORK, WORK
OH, DON'T GET LAZY
WORK
I CAN MASH POTATOES
MASH POTATOES
I CAN DO THE TWIST
DO THE TWIST
OH, TELL ME, BABY
TELL ME, BABY
DO YOU LIKE
IT LIKE THIS?
LIKE IT LIKE THIS
TELL ME
TELL ME
OH, YEAH
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
NOW THAT I CAN DANCE
WORK, WORK
WORK, WORK
CRAZY
WORK, WORK
WORK, WORK
WORK, WORK
WORK, WORK
MASHED POTATOES
YEAH. WE'VE ARRIVED!
A-WOO!
[Laughing]
TELL ME
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
BOYS AND GIRLS
OF ALL AGES...
COME AND SEE
STILES, THE MAN.
I'VE GOT THIS
STUFF FOR YOU.
ANYTHING YOU NEED.
[Inaudible]
[Inaudible]
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE TODAY
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE TODAY
DO YOU WANT TO BE JUST
LIKE SOMEONE ON T.V.
JUST LIKE
SOMEBODY ON T.V.
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE TODAY
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE TODAY
DO YOU WANT TO BE JUST
LIKE SOMEONE ON T.V.
JUST LIKE
SOMEBODY ON T.V.
OH, YEAH
AND I SAY, WHO DO
YOU WANT TO BE TODAY
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE TODAY
DO YOU WANT TO BE
JUST LIKE SOMEONE ON T.V.
JUST LIKE
SOMEBODY ON T.V.
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE TODAY
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE TODAY
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE TODAY
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE
[Crowd cheering]
BREAK! BREAK! BREAK!
[Bell ringing]
THE CHAMPIONSHIP--
IT'S JUST 2
WEEKS AWAY.
IT'S DOWN TO JUSYOU AND THAT WOLF.
ANY PREDICTIONS?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY,
AND HIS IS MINE.
I'D RATHER BE A COWBOY
THAN TO STARE
BLANK AT THE WALLS
I'VE BEEN REBORN
SO MANY TIMES
I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM ALL
AND I SAY, WHO DO
YOU WANT TO BE TODAY
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE
WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE TODAY
DO YOU WANT TO BE JUST
LIKE SOMEONE ON T.V.
JUST LIKE
SOMEBODY ON T.V.
HEY, HEY
MY SITUATION IS
CHANGING SO VERY LITTLE
MY LITTLE WORLD
MY LITTLE WORLD IS
DUE FOR A SHAKE-OUT
OR A SHAKE-DOWN
I'M FEELING
SORT OF BOLD
AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
NO, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHY PEOPLE THINK
I'M SO RESPECTABLE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
HUH
OUTRAGEOUS
OUTRAGEOUS
OUTRAGEOUS
OOH
OUTRAGEOUS THINGS
ARE GONNA HAPPEN TO ME
HUH
EVERYWHERE I GO
OUTRAGEOUS
OOH, EVERYTHING I SEE
EVERY TIME I TALK
OUTRAGEOUS
I'M GETTIN'
IN TROUBLE
HEY
OPEN MY BIG MOUTH
OUTRAGEOUS
OOH, WORDS
KEEP FALLIN' OUT
OPEN MY BIG MOUTH
OUTRAGEOUS
NOW I'M IN TROUBLE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
YEAH
[Girls giggling]
[Girls talking and giggling]
WHOO!
WHOO!
HELLO?
EMILY.
STILES.
YEAH?
GO AWAY.
WHAT?
[Todd]
YOU DON'T MIND,
DO YOU, BUDDY?
[Girls laughing]
[Todd]
LISA!
WHOO-EE!
HEY, TODD!
STILES, BEAT IT.
[Stiles]
CHUBBY?
CHUBBY.
CHUB.
[Farts]
CHUBBY.
HUH?
[Grunting]
[Sniffs]
CHUBBY.
WHAT?
I'VE CREATED
A MONSTER.
MMM.
MMM?
OK, SO I WAS ABSENT THE
DAY YOU GUYS DID THIS.
ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
HUH.
YOU'RE JEALOUS.
WHAT?
OF THOSE
2 LEECHES
YOU'VE BEEN
HANGING AROUND WITH?
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT,
CAN YOU?
THEY DON'T LIKE YOU,
ONLY THE WOLF.
LOOK.
JUST BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S
GOING GREAT FOR ME
DOESN'T GIVE YOU
THE RIGHT TO GO
OFF AND START--
YOU JUST HIT ME
WITH A DEAD FROG.
JERK.
JERK?
[Laughing]
FROG FIGHT!
[Frog croaking]
[Todd]
INCOMING!
[Croaking]
[Brooks]
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
FROG FIGHTING
IN MY LAB?
PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY.
THAT'S THE END OF
CLASS FOR TODAY.
EXCEPT FOR YOU.
I WANT TO
TALK TO YOU.
[Frog croaking]
I'VE BEEN TALKING WITH
YOUR OTHER PROFESSORS.
I KNOW ABOUT THE CAR,
ABOUT THE GRADES
YOU'RE GETTING,
AND HOW YOU'RE
COASTING THROUGH.
IT'S LIKE ANYTHING
ELSE IN LIFE.
WHEN YOU HAVE A GIFT,
YOU HAVE A
RESPONSIBILITY
TO USE IT WISELY.
YOU'RE NOT.
AND YOU'RE
ONLY LETTING
YOURSELF DOWN.
ARE YOU IN A HURRY?
YEAH, ACTUALLY,
I HAVE TO GETO PRACTICE.
TEAM'S NOTHING
WITHOUT THE WOLF.
YOU CAN'T FACE
LIFE AS A WOLF
AND EXPECT IT TO SOLVE
ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.
YOU DO REALIZE
YOU HAVE FINALS
COMING UP, DON'T YOU?
OH, YEAH.
REGIONAL FINALS.
NO. COURSE FINALS.
LISTEN,
I DON'T THINK
I NEED THIS CLASS.
YOU TOLD ME TO CHOOSE
THE RIGHT PATH,
AND WITH THE ROAD
THAT I'VE CHOSEN...
I DON'T THINK I
NEED BIOLOGY AT ALL.
I'M VERY SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.
YOU WAITED FOR ME?
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
THOUGHT I'D SAY IT,
BUT I MISS
THE OLD TODD.
WHAT HAPPENED?
HE TURNED
INTO A WEREWOLF.
BUT THAT'S NOTHE REAL YOU.
THE WOLF LETS ME DO
WHAT I WANT TO DO.
OK? IT'S A GIFT.
I'VE A RESPONSIBILITY
TO MYSELF--
RESPONSIBILITY?
WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL?
WHAT ABOUT WANTING
TO BE A VETERINARIAN?
WHAT ABOUT YOU AND ME?
MY FEELINGS FOR
YOU ARE REAL.
THEY HAVE NOTHING
TO DO WITH THE WOLF.
THOSE OTHERS COULD CARE
LESS ABOUT THE REAL YOU.
LOOK, I'M LATE,
AND YOU'RE WRONG.
THAT'S THE WAY
IT'S DONE, GIRLS.
[Girls in background
laughing]
HMPH.
WATCH THIS.
WE'LL PLAY THROUGH.
HOW CAN YOU TAKE
HIM SERIOUSLY?
HE'S A FRESHMAN...
WITH AN AWFUL
LOT OF HAIR.
WHY DON'T YOU
SHUT YOUR MOUTH?
WHY DON'T WE SETTLE
THIS MAN-TO-MAN?
I DON'T FIGHT CHIPMUNKS.
NOT HERE, GUS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
YOU DIE IN
THE RING, PAL.
FORE!
IT'S IN THE HOLE.
YOU GUYS
STUDYING?
YES.
SOME OF US
ACTUALLY HAVE
TO TAKE FINALS.
HMM.
MR. STILINSKY...
WHAT SAY YOU, ME,
AND THE WOLF...
TAKE THE WHEELS
FOR A LITTLE...
[Screeching sounds]
SPIN?
NOPE.
HMM? NO?
HOW ABOUT YOU,
BIG GUY, HUH?
I MIGHT EVEN
LET YOU DRIVE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I'M BUSY. OK?
SEE YOU, STILES.
SEE YOU, CHUB.
SHOT A 46.
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
MMM?
I WANTED YOU TO
BECOME THE WOLF
MORE THAN
ANYBODY ELSE.
SO I GUESS I'M
PARTLY TO BLAME
FOR WHAYOU'VE BECOME.
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
A JERK, TODD.
AW!
[Sighs]
THANK YOU
FOR COMING.
I, UH...
I REALLY NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
YOU'RE IN A
TOUGH SPOT, HUH?
YEAH.
I JUST LET IGET OUT OF HAND.
I MEAN, I
KNOW YOU...
YOU WARNED ME.
AND I GUESS I SHOULD
HAVE LISTENED BECAUSE...
I GOT A LITTLE
CRAZY, UNCLE HAROLD,
AND I ENDED UP HURTING...
A LOT OF PEOPLE THAI REALLY CARE ABOUT.
WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO
DO ABOUT IT?
I DON'T KNOW.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
WELL, DON'T BE TOO
TOUGH ON YOURSELF.
AFTER ALL...
YOU'RE ONLY
HUMAN, TOO.
SO?
SO YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
YOU ADMITTED IT.
IT'S OVER.
MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU
WERE TODD HOWARD AGAIN.
I'M SCARED.
REALLY SCARED.
I MEAN, IF I'M MYSELF
IN THIS RING TOMORROW,
I'LL GET KILLED.
[Chuckling]
OH, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
GOING TO GET KILLED.
THIS GUY'S
REALLY BIG.
[Chuckling]
HE'S HUGE.
NEVER MIND HIM,
BECAUSE WHAT I'M
INTERESTED IN IS YOU
AND WHAT YOU'VE
GOT RIGHT THERE.
WHAT'S THAT GOTO DO WITH THE
GAME OF BOXING
WHEN THE GUY'S
TWICE YOUR SIZE?
WELL...
UNCLE HAROLD,
I WOULDN'STAND A CHANCE.
MAYBE NOT.
BUT SOMETIMES,
YOU HAVE TO
MAKE A STAND,
EVEN IF IT'S
THE LAST THING
YOU WANT TO DO.
WHAT'S THAT?
THESE ARE BOXING
GLOVES. THEY USED
TO BELONG TO ME.
IT MAY COME AS A
TO SURPRISE YOU,
BUT WHEN I
WAS IN COLLEGE,
I DID A FAIR BIOF BOXING MYSELF.
REALLY?
YEAH, REALLY.
MAYBE I CAN SHOW YOU
A COUPLE OF MOVES
NOBODY'S SEEN IN
THE LAST 30 YEARS.
NOW, WHEN'S
THIS BIG MATCH?
TOMORROW.
PLENTY OF TIME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STUDYING.
I STILL HAVE
2 MORE FINALS.
I GUESS YOU WOULDN'KNOW ABOUT THAT.
NICKI.
I'M REAL SORRY...
FOR EVERYTHING.
I GUESS THE WOLF
MAKES YOU A JERK.
NO.
I'M A JERK.
I JUST HOPE THAT...
THERE'S STILL TIME TO
MAKE UP FOR IT ALL.
THERE'S STILL TIME TO TRY.
WELL, I, UH,
I WANT TO TRY.
YOU CAN START BY SAYING
YOU'RE REALLY SORRY
FOR MISTREATING SOMEONE
YOU LIKE.
I'M SORRY FOR
MISTREATING SOMEONE...
I REALLY LOVE.
YOU MISSED YOUR FINAL.
WHAT?
YOUR FINAL.
I'M SURE PROFESSOR
BROOKS FLUNKED YOU.
OH.
YEAH.
MAYBE WE COULD TALK TO HER.
YEAH.
PROFESSOR BROOKS.
HI!
HI.
WE WERE JUST COMING
TO SEE YOU. UM...
LISTEN, I KNOW
I PROBABLY DON'DESERVE IT,
BUT IF YOU'RE
WILLING TO GIVE
ME A 2ND CHANCE,
I'D REALLY LIKE
TO EARN MY GRADE.
WELL, YOU
CAN TAKE A
MAKE-UP EXAM
TOMORROW A12:OO NOON.
THAT'S THE LATESI CAN GIVE IT.
I HAVE TO TURN
THE GRADES IN BY
THE END OF THE DAY.
I HAVE A FIGHAT 3:00, SEE?
WELL, THE TESTAKES 3 HOURS.
YOU OUGHT TO
JUST MAKE IT.
THAT'S MY
FINAL OFFER.
TAKE IT OR
LEAVE IT.
WE'LL TAKE IT!
YEAH, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH!
OPEN FIRE
ON MY BURNING HEART
I'VE NEVER BEEN
LUCKY IN LOVE
MY DEFENSES ARE DOWN
A KISS OR A FROWN
I CAN'T SURVIVE
ON MY OWN
IF A GIRL WALKS IN
CARVES HER NAME
IN MY HEART
I'LL TURN AND RUN AWAY
EVERY DAY, WE'RE
ONLY LED ASTRAY
IT'S HARD TO
BE LUCKY IN LOVE
IT GETS IN YOUR EYES
IT'S MAKING YOU CRY
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR LOVE
CALLING HEAVEN ABOVE
SEND ME AN ANGEL
SEND ME AN ANGEL
RIGHT NOW
RIGHT NOW
SEND ME AN ANGEL
SEND ME AN ANGEL
RIGHT NOW
RIGHT NOW
EMPTY DREAMS CAN
ONLY DISAPPOINT
IN A ROOM
BEHIND YOUR SMILE
BUT DON'T GIVE UP
DON'T GIVE UP
YOU CAN BE
LUCKY IN LOVE
IT GETS IN YOUR EYES
IT'S MAKING YOU CRY
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
IT'S TIME.
CALLING HEAVEN ABOVE
SEND ME AN ANGEL
SEND ME AN ANGEL
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TEST.
THANKS.
AND AT THE MATCH.
RIGHT NOW
WILL YOU COME
SEE ME BOX?
SEND ME AN ANGEL
YEAH.
SEND ME AN ANGEL
RIGHT NOW
GOOD LUCK.
BYE.
WELL...
THAT'S THE BESI COULD DO.
I MISSED A
FEW CLASSES.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU DID WELL ENOUGH
TO PASS THE COURSE.
GREAT.
PROFESSOR BROOKS,
I REALLY WANTO THANK YOU
FOR TRYING TO HELP
WHEN THINGS
GOT A LITTLE...
CRAZY.
WELCOME BACK.
[Excited chattering]
[Chub]
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
TAKING A FINAL.
WHERE'S THE WOLF?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU GOT TO GO FIGHIN THE 145-POUND
CLASS NOW.
THAT'S PETER'S
WEIGHT CLASS.
YEAH, SO WHAT?
LOOK, COACH,
WE ARE A TEAM.
WE'RE GOING TO
FIGHT AS A TEAM.
AND BY THE WAY,
I AM GOING UP
AGAINST GUS.
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
ALL OF YOU, GO
ON OUT THERE
AND GET YOUR
BRAINS KNOCKED OUT.
THAT'LL BE ATTRACTIVE.
HAMILTON
[All]
THOU ART HIGHESOF THEM ALL
WE, YOUR LOYAL SUBJECTS
ARE LISTENING
FOR YOUR CALL
PROUD ARE WE
OF YOUR EMBLEM
OF YOUR COLUMNS
STRAIGHT AND...
WHITE! WHITE!
WHITE
SO LET'S GEIN THE RING, BOYS
AND FIGHT,
FIGHT, FIGHT
[All]
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
THIS IS ONLY
THE BEGINNING.
FROM HERE, WE GO TO
THE STATE FINALS,
THEN THE NATIONALS,
THE OLYMPICS!
REMEMBER, THIS IS
ONLY YOUR FIRST YEAR.
WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO
DO IS FIGHT AND WIN,
AND I'LL TAKE
CARE OF THE REST.
GRADES...
CARS...
MONEY...
WOMEN!
[Chuckling]
IT'LL BE OUR
LITTLE SECRET.
I HOPE YOU DON'HAVE ANY FUNNY IDEAS
ABOUT NOT FIGHTING
AS THE WOLF.
OH, NO.
REMEMBER, I STILL
RUN THIS SCHOOL!
I HOLD YOUR
SCHOLARSHIP.
GIVE 'EM HELL, KID.
[Chuckling]
[Crowd roaring]
[Bell rings]
[Cheerleaders]
"WAY TO GO, HAMILTON!
"WAY TO GO!
FIGHT, FIGHT!
"WAY TO GO,
HAMILTON!
"WAY TO GO!
FIGHT, FIGHT!
"WAY TO GO,
HAMILTON!
"WAY TO GO!
FIGHT, FIGHT!
"WAY TO GO,
HAMILTON!
"WAY TO GO!
FIGHT, FIGHT!
"WAY TO GO,
HAMILTON!
"WAY TO GO!
FIGHT, FIGHT!"
HAMILTON SAYS,
FOR ALL TO SEE
"WE'RE GONNA FLOALIKE A BUTTERFLY
"AND STING
LIKE A BEE!"
WE KNOW HOW TO PUNCH!
WE KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!
WE'RE GONNA HIT 'EM
WITH THE LEFT
THEN WE'LL HIT 'EM
WITH THE RIGHT!
[Cheering]
OK, PETER! PETER!
PETER, YOU'RE NEXT!
GO ON UP!
I'M SORRY. I'M
BUSY RIGHT NOW.
I KNOW WHAYOU'RE DOING.
I KNOW ABOUT THE CAR,
THE GRADES,
AND THE PROMISES.
I WANT YOU TO LAY OFF.
TODD HOWARD HAS A FUTURE
AT THIS SCHOOL,
BUT IT'S NOIN THE RING.
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TALKING TO?
HE'LL DO EXACTLY AS I SAY.
YOU DON'T OWN HIM.
IS THIS YOUR
IDEA OF A THREAT?
NO.
THIS IS.
[Growling]
[Growling]
[Growling]
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH.
[Bell rings]
YEAH!
YEAH!
ALL RIGHT, CHUBBY! COME ON!
BOX!
[Ref]
HE'S OUT.
[Ref]
LET HIM GO, LET HIM GO.
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON. PUT HIM DOWN.
PUT HIM DOWN
SO I CAN COUNT.
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
COME ON. COME ON.
HE'S OUT!
[Bell rings]
ALL RIGHT!
YEAH!
CHUBBY!
CHUBBY!
CHUBBY!
CHUBBY!
[Bell rings]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
WHOO! WHOO!
WELCOME TO THE HAMILTON
UNIVERSITY MEMORIAL ARENA!
NOW ENTERING THE ARENA,
3-TIME STATE CHAMPION
FROM THE NIMITZ ACADEMY,
WEIGHING IN AT
200 POUNDS...
STEVE
"GUS"
GUSTAVSON!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
STEVE "GUS" GUSTAVSON!
YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! NUMBER ONE! YEAH!
COME ON! YEAH! YEAH!
NOW ENTERING THE ARENA,
WEIGHING IN AT 195
WILD AND WOOLY POUNDS,
HAMILTON'S OWN TODD
"THE WOLF" HOWARD!
[Cheering]
[Chanting]
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
TODD "THE WOLF" HOWARD!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
WHERE'S THE WOLF?
[Crowd booing]
[Woman]
HEY! WHERE'S THE WOLF?
WHERE'S THE WOLF?
WOLF!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
COME ON!
[Woman]
ARE YOU CRAZY?
[Woman]
AW, COME ON!
[Man]
AW, MAN!
WHAT IS THE
MEANING OF THIS?
UM...TACTICS.
I'LL HAVE HIM
KICKED OUT OF
THIS COLLEGE!
BRING OUTHE WOLF!
[Todd]
DEAN DUNN,
I WON'T BE NEEDING
THESE ANYMORE.
IT'S MY LAST FIGHT.
GOOD. I HOPE
HE KILLS YOU.
HE PROBABLY WILL.
SURE YOU
KNOW WHAYOU'RE DOING?
ARE YOU
KIDDING?
IT PAYS TO BE
POSITIVE, BIG GUY..
[Man]
COME ON!
[Bell rings]
[Ref]
BOX!
HE MADE SUCH
A GREAT WOLF.
KILL HIM, TODD!
COME ON, COME ON.
HIT ME. HIT ME.
COME ON. HIT ME.
RIGHT HERE. HIT ME.
COME ON. COME ON.
HIT ME. HIT ME.
COME ON. COME ON.
MY GRANDMOTHER HITS
HARDER THAN THAT.
TAKE THAT!
[Bell rings]
COME ON!
GOOD ROUND!
TRY THAT WITH ME!
WHAT ARE YOU?
COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON.
CALM DOWN NOW.
GET BACK. BACK.
HEY, LOOK,
I'M WARNING YOU.
ARE YOU
LISTENING TO ME?
YEAH.
CUT THE RING
OFF ON HIM.
HOW YOU DOING?
ALL RIGHT.
YOU FEELING OK?
KEEP THEM IN,
KEEP THEM TIGHT.
HOW'S THE RIBS?
AAH!
UH, CHUBBY?
GIVE ME SOME.
HOW'S THE JAW?
OW!
HEY, LISTEN,
I'M REALLY SORRY
I CALLED THE
WOLF A JERK.
DON'T WORRY,
I WAS A JERK.
BUT IF YOU
DON'T TURN BACK
INTO THE JERK,
YOU'RE GONNA GEUS BOTH KILLED.
IT'S GOTTA
BE THIS WAY.
COACH, YOU GOANYTHING TO SAY TO ME?
[Buzzer buzzes]
WELL, UM...
NO.
[Bell rings]
GO OUT AND KICK
SOME BUTT, TODD!
[Coach]
TAKE HIM NOW, TAKE HIM!
[Ref]
BREAK! BREAK!
STEP BACK. STEP BACK.
HE'S A BABY!
LET'S BOX.
COME ON. GET UP.
BREAK!
LET GO, YOU SISSY.
BREAK! COME ON, LET'S GO.
LET HIM GO. BREAK!
BREAK, I SAY.
BOX!
[Bell rings]
AW!
COME ON. SIT DOWN.
THAT'S AN EARLY BELL!
I SAID, "SIT DOWN!"
OH, GOD.
COME ON, REF,
KEEP YOUR EYES
OPEN OVER THERE.
NOW LISTEN,
UNLESS YOU'RE
PLANNING ON WOLFING
OUT ON THIS GUY,
I SUGGEST WE
THROW IN THE
PROVERBIAL TOWEL.
I'M NOT QUITTING.
TODD!
DON'T WORRY. IT'S NOAS BAD AS IT LOOKS.
[Coach]
YOU'RE WAY AHEAD
ON POINTS, OK?
YOU GOT BOTH ROUNDS.
KEEP FIGHTING
THE SAME FIGHT.
LOOK AT HIS
FACE. LOOK AT HIS
FACE OVER THERE.
THAT GUY'S
IN TROUBLE.
[Buzzer buzzes]
YOU GOT IT?
YOU GOT IT? GO!
[Bell rings]
[Ref]
TOUCH GLOVES.
LAST ROUND.
BOX!
GO, TODD, GO!
GO, TODD, GO!
DO IT!
COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
HOWL WITH PAIN.
IT'S GONNA BE
A LONG NIGHT.
[Ref]
COME ON, COME ON.
BACK IN THE RING,
BACK IN THE RING.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
HE'S GOING TO KILL HIM.
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
DON'T WORRY.
HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[Heavy breathing]
BACK, BACK, BACK.
GET BACK IN THERE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HOME.
OK. LET'S BOX.
1...
[Ref]
GET BACK, BLUE.
NUETRAL CORNER.
2...
3...
4...
[Inaudible]
I'LL HOLD THE COUNTILL YOU GET BACK TO
YOUR NUETRAL CORNER.
[Growling]
[Low growling]
GET UP!
GET UP!
[Low growling]
[Ref]
6...
[Inaudible]
7...
8, 9...
[Crowd cheering]
COME ON.
COME ON, DOG.
FIGHT LIKE A MAN.
GIVE ME YOUR
BEST SHOT.
BREAK, BREAK.
STEP BACK. BOX!
HE'S OUT!
[Crowd cheering]
[Bell ringing]
THE NEW REGIONAL CHAMPION
FROM HAMILTON UNIVERSITY...
TODD HOWARD!
DO YOU LOVE ME?
I CAN REALLY MOVE
DO YOU LOVE ME?
I'M IN THE GROOVE
NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
NOW THAT I
CAN DANCE
WATCH ME NOW
WORK, WORK
OH, WORK IT OUT, BABY
WORK, WORK
OH, YOU'RE DRIVIN'
ME CRAZY
WORK, WORK
WITH JUST A LITTLE
BIT OF SOUL NOW
WORK
AND I CAN
MASH POTATOES
I CAN MASH POTATOES
I CAN DO THE TWIST
I CAN DO THE TWIST
OH, TELL ME, BABY
TELL ME, BABY
DO YOU LIKE
IT LIKE THIS?
DO YOU LIKE
IT LIKE THIS?
TELL ME
TELL ME
TELL ME
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
NOW THAT I
CAN DANCE
WATCH ME NOW, HEY
WORK, WORK
WORK, WORK
WORK, WORK
WORK
WORK, WORK
OH, WORK IT OUT, BABY
WORK, WORK
OH, YOU'RE DRIVIN'
ME CRAZY
WORK, WORK
OH, DON'T GET LAZY
WORK
I CAN MASH POTATOES
I CAN MASH POTATOES
I CAN DO THE TWIST
I CAN DO THE TWIST
OH, TELL ME, BABY
TELL ME, BABY
DO YOU LIKE
IT LIKE THIS?
DO YOU LIKE
IT LIKE THIS?
TELL ME
TELL ME
OH, YEAH, DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
NOW THAT I CAN DANCE