Terrestrial (2024) Movie Script

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[ELECTRONIC DRONING]
[DRY BRUSH DRAGGING]
[ELECTRONIC PULSING]
[ELECTRONIC DRONING CONTINUES]
[CURIOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[ALIEN STINGER PLAYS]
INVESTIGATOR [O.S.]: So how did
this happen?
[MAN SCOFFING]
I wish I knew.
I don't know.
I don't know
how all of this happened.
[CURIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
I mean, do you want me
to make something up?
'Cause I can- I can do that.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[WIND BLOWING]
[PEACOCK CROWING]
[CAT MEOWING]
[FAN CREAKING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
[DOG PANTING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
[CAT MEOWING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[CHICKEN CLUCKS]
[FEATHERS FLUTTER]
[SHEETS FLUFFING]
[COLLAR JINGLING]
[DOOR CREAKING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[WOMAN MAKING CLUCKING SOUNDS]
[CHICKEN FEED FALLING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC ENDS]
Mom. Can I ask you a question?
If we get done early,
can we go into town?
The school said
a Halloween shop just opened
and I've never been to one
before.
No. I'm busy.
He said where he used to live
on the mainland,
there were a ton.
I don't care about that.
Mom.
I wanna be something scary
this year.
Ah, I'm busy. Busy.
[GOO SQUISHING]
[WOMAN CLUCKING]
"Lola, do this. Lola do that".
Not.
"Hey, Lola. How are you doing?"
"Hey, Lola. How was school?"
"Hey, Lola.
Are you popular at all?"
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
[CHICKEN FEED SCATTERING]
[AIR WHOOSHING]
[GRASS RUSTLING]
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[BIRDS FLUTTERING]
[METAL CLATTERING]
[CREATURE CLICKING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[BIRDS CAWING]
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[HEAVY DRONING]
[BIRDS CAWING]
KID 1 [O.S.]: This is
so boring.
This is so, like, volcano-ey,
and all these...
plants look like
they're poisonous.
BABYSITTER: Hey, guys, shut up!
[KIDS COMPLAINING]
We're almost there.
This seems like a shitty idea.
Well, you guys said
you were bored,
so we're going on a hike.
BABYSITTER 2: Why not just go
get ice cream or something?
Yeah, and who's gonna
fucking pay for that?
KID 2: You said a fuck word.
That's bad.
KID 3: Oh, my God.
The fuck word.
Sorry, guys.
No more fuck words.
What the hell's wrong with you?
I get ten bucks an hour
to watch a bunch of kids
whose parents
don't have time for it.
Okay, who wants to see
a lava tube?
- I do! Me, me!
[KIDS EXCLAIMING]
[BABYSITTER 2 SIGHING]
- This better be worth it.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[LOW DRONING]
BABYSITTER 1 [O.S.]: Pretty
freaky, right?
BABYSITTER 2 [O.S.]: Now what?
Just let's have some fun, okay?
So who wants to go in first?
BABYSITTER 2: Don't be scared.
But what about cave monsters?
It's not a cave, dumbass.
Lava tubes
are scarier than caves.
Why?
BABYSITTER 1: No matter how deep
underground you go,
lava tubes
don't echo like caves.
So no one will hear you scream.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
Jack, you're the man
of the hour.
Let's go.
[SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES]
[STONES SHIFTING]
[JACK STUMBLING]
[JACK WALKING]
[SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES]
It's pretty chill.
You sure this is safe?
JACK: It's pretty chill vibes.
- Yeah. I used to check out lava
tubes all the time.
[TENTACLE WHIPPING]
[JACK SCREAMING]
[KIDS SCREAMING]
BABYSITTER 1: Oh, my God.
[BABYSITTER 2 PANTING]
KID 1: What was that?
BABYSITTER 1: Jack! Fuck...
What are we gonna do?
- We have to call the police.
KID: You're so dead.
I'm telling my mom,
I'm telling the teacher,
- I'm telling the school.
- Everyone, just calm down.
- You're dead for sure.
BABYSITTER 1: Stay here.
I'll be right back. Okay?
Oh, fuck.
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
I don't get paid enough
for this.
[BABYSITTER 1 BREATHING SHAKILY]
[KIDS WHISPERING]
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
What the fuck?
[LIQUID SPURTING]
[BABYSITTER 1 GASPING]
[KIDS SCREAMING]
- Get away!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[BABYSITTER 1 SCREAMING]
[GOO DRIPPING]
["SLOW BURN" BY TIPSY PLAYS]
[DRUMS PLAY]
Smoke rising realizing
[REGGAE BEAT PLAYS]
Speed ain't the
move tonight.
Wind down from a long day...
I'll be here by your side
[DEEP WHOOSHING]
Yeah- Slow burn, give me that
slow burn...
Baby let's just close our eyes
and let the world turn.
Oh-oh...
[REGGAE BEAT CONTINUES]
Slow burn, give me that
slow burn...
Taking time to chill out and
let the world burn.
Oh-oh...
We gon' rock a
steady playlist
A hundred reggae songs...
It don't matter if we
lay here
We're safe here all
night long. Light it up,
Light it up. Slow burn, give
me that slow burn...
Baby let's just close our eyes
and let the world turn.
Oh-oh...
Rock it to the right yo
Slow burn, give me that
slow burn...
Taking time to chill out and
let the world burn.
Oh-oh...
[REGGAE MUSIC CONTINUES]
Dave [O.S.]: Okay, heh,
good work, guys.
Uh, we're gonna do
the launch experiment tomorrow.
And, uh, now that everyone
has figured out
their rocket trajectory,
which one do you think
will go the highest?
- Come on, guys, get excited.
[STUDENTS SHIFTING]
Right?
Did anyone see the news
about the meteor shower
last night?
LOLA [O.S.]: Mr. Faulkner?
Yes, Lola.
I saw on the news that some
people are saying
that for the past ten years,
aliens have visited Earth
multiple times.
- And that the meteor shower
that just happened
was actually
their alien half children
coming to visit
their human Earth parents.
But aliens aren't even real.
How is that considered news?
Also, why do we even care?
We live on a rock
in the middle of the ocean.
Well, Lola, that is a super
weird theory
about fake news.
But you know, you're not wrong
in thinking that there is life
on other planets.
- Also, Lola, a rock
in the middle of the ocean.
Hawaii is the perfect place
to spot alien life forms.
Our position to the equator
is perfect.
We have visibility of the stars
unlike any other place
in the world.
NASA and other groups
scan the stars
for abnormal radio signals
all the time.
Either way, guys,
we've been gazing at the stars
for years.
Who's to say what's gazing back?
[SILENCE]
STUDENT [O.S.]: Dude, didn't you
get fired from NASA?
DAVE: Uh, well, I never applied
to work for NASA,
I worked for JPL.
Jet Propulsion Laboratories.
So why are you working here now?
Didn't you get kicked out
for believing in UFOs.
No, I did not get kicked out.
Our project got canceled,
- as you guys would say
these days,
and a number of us got let
go. But now I'm here to teach
- the next generation.
ALICIA: Oh, yeah,
and I heard that they thought
your project wouldn't work.
That's why Miss Laura
got you a job
teaching high school science.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
-Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Okay, well, that's,
that's the bell, guys.
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
Thanks a lot.
Remember, always be observing.
[DAVE COUGHING]
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
DAVE: And please don't forget
the homework.
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
Bye, Lola.
AMBER [O.S.]: And from what we
hear at the station,
the community is excited
to have Family Fun Fridays
back in town.
Also, if you have any
information
about the missing child,
Jack Pereta,
please let the authorities know.
Jack, we're still
looking for you
and we miss you.
Thank you and good night.
This is Amber Lee Johnson.
[BAND FANFARE PLAYS]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[LIGHT ANCHOR MUSIC PLAYS]
MANAGER: Amber, I told you
a thousand times
to stick to the teleprompter.
All right?
This isn't the Amber show.
I'm gonna get a cup of coffee.
Amber: Alright, Jay...
[TELEPHONES RINGING]
[DOOR SQUEAKING]
[DOOR SLAMMING]
[MARKER SCRATCHING]
[HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[CLOTH SHIFTING]
AMBER: You sure you
want to do this?
Amber, he's my son. And he is
still missing.
AMBER: Fine then. Are you sure
you wanna do this alone?
[NICKI SIGHING]
[HOPEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES]
You've already helped me so
much.
I couldn't have got this far
without you.
[MARKER THUDDING]
You know, it's been three months
and everyone's already given up.
I have to keep going.
AMBER: If I could I'd be there
right now with you helping.
I know you would.
You almost lost your job
over this.
Would have been worth it.
Anything for you, Nicki,
and Jack.
[HOPEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES]
Let me know if I can do
anything from here, okay,
to help? Bring him home safe.
Okay?
- Okay.
[PHONE CLATTERING]
[HOPEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES]
[MUG CLICKING]
[MUG SLIDING]
[HOPEFUL MUSIC LIFTS]
[MARKER CIRCLING]
There's another spot. Okay.
[MARKER THUDDING]
[HOPEFUL MUSIC
BECOMES ELECTRONIC]
[TARP WHOOSHING]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[ROPE THUDDING]
[ENGINE STARTING]
[ENGINE REVVING]
[CAR DRIVING]
[WIND WHOOSHING]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[CAR SPEEDING]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC ENDS]
[RAIN PATTERING]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
[WATER DRIPS ECHOING]
[FLASHLIGHT CLICKING]
[WATER FALLING]
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYS]
[TENTACLES SLITHERING]
[CREATURE GROWLING]
[FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING]
[EERIE MUSIC SWELLS]
[NICKI SIGHING]
Come on.
You got to be in here somewhere.
[EERIE MUSIC TURNS TENSE]
[FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING]
[WATER FALLING]
[DEEP DRONING]
[CREATURE SHIFTING]
[REPETITIVE HISSING]
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[NICKI EXHALING]
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
Jack...
[NICKI EXHALING]
[NICKI PANTING]
[NICKI INHALING]
[FLASHLIGHT RATTLING]
[NICKI BREATHING SLOWLY]
[CREATURE GROWLING]
[MUSIC SWELLS]
[GOO DRIPPING]
[CREATURE VOCALIZING]
[CREATURE EXCLAIMS]
[TENTACLES SLITHERING]
[NICKI GRUNTING]
[CREATURE GROWLING]
[NICKI EXCLAIMING]
[SKIN TEARING]
[CREATURE ROARING]
[NICKI GASPING]
Let's go, motherfucker!
[NICKI PANTING]
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[NICKI GASPING]
Oh, fuck.
[CREATURE SNARLING]
[CREATURE LANDING]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[CREATURE GROWLING]
[MACHETE CLATTERING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[HITS LANDING]
[CREATURE CHITTERING]
[CREATURE ROARING]
SIMMONS [O.S.]: Did you guys
hear that Mr. Preston
died last night?
BOY [O.S.]: The guy that hangs
out near that one street? How?
- Apparently, it was a car crash
or something.
My mom was
the first nurse there.
ALICIA [O.S.]: Oh, that's crazy.
SIMMONS[O.S.]: Who cares?
Isn't he homeless?
LOLA: I mean, I thought he was
nice. He always said hi to me.
You would think weirdos
are nice.
You come from the family
of weirdos.
Hey, hey, hey.
Not cool, Simmons!
Get down and give me 20.
Let's go.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
SIMMONS: Fuck.
-Down!
We do not talk to our fellow
students that way.
One, two. All right,
that's enough.
You learned your lesson.
You should get on the bus.
THOMAS [O.S.]: Welcome,
mi amigos.
All right. See you tomorrow.
THOMAS [O.S.]: Yo, Max. Got some
new wisdom? New knowledge?
Hey, Laura.
- Hi.
- What's going on?
Kids, am I right? Just every day
with these monsters.
- Ugh- ugh...
- Yeah. They're amazing.
Oh, my God, so amazing.
I actually love them.
Yeah. You know, to them,
we're like
real heroes, you know?
Especially me.
I've heard them say,
"Nick, you're our inspiration."
- They said that?
- Yeah, they've said that,
and I just- it's the work,
you know? It fills me up.
THOMAS: They always talk to me
about how you're an asshole.
[NICK SCOFFING]
Don't worry about Thomas.
He's- yeah- uh... he's high.
THOMAS: They say they hate you.
NICK: They didn't say that.
- Fact, that happened.
- Do these close?
Anyways, are you going
to this haunted house later
or... okay, cool.
I'll just catch up with you
at the teachers' lounge.
THOMAS: He just checked
out your ass, Laura.
Thomas!
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
It's my job to tell them
when they get on the bus,
so you don't say
"Get on the bus."
You can say,
"Get up to the bus,"
"Walk up to the bus,"
but you don't tell them
to get on the bus,
because that's my one job.
NICK: You know I can smell
the weed from here.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
Thomas: I didn't smoke
weed, today.
- You sure?
- No, that's not me.
- What's that smell?
- It must be breezing in from,
- uh...
- Breezing in?
...all the weed
that people smoke around here.
Okay. Twenty groovy
souls on board.
That should be 24.
[BUS DOORS SQUEAKING]
Fucking hate that guy.
THOMAS: Wait, wait, sorry, I was
just kidding.
I want to tell you something.
-What's that?
-Fuck you.
THOMAS: All right. You guys
want a regular bus ride home
or a party bus ride home?
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]
[GIRL] No.
[DEEP DRONING]
[CURIOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[AC VENT RATTLING]
[FOOTSTEPS PACING]
[METAL STAIRS RATTLING]
[WATER SPLASHING THRICE]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
Hey, how's it going?
Don't worry, I know it's pretty
big in here right now.
But, uh, we'll get you
some friends.
[DAVE LAUGHING]
Maybe some shrimps
or something like that.
What are you thinking?
[WATER BUBBLING]
[CURIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[LIPS POPPING HOLLOWLY]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
LAURA: Dave?
-Yo.
I'm sorry,
was I interrupting something?
DAVE: No, just, uh, new fish.
[DAVE CHUCKLING]
- Nice. Uhm...
Can you help me? Projector?
Oh, projector? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
LAURA: Thanks.
[CURIOUS MUSIC QUIETS]
[CURIOUS MUSIC TURNS UPBEAT]
[METAL CLATTERING]
DAVE: How does this work?
[SCREEN DRAGGING]
[SCREEN SLIPPING]
LAURA: Oh, careful.
Yeah, sorry.
No, this is how it goes.
[METAL RATTLING]
[DAVE EXHALING]
Yeah, it is stuck- it's stuck.
Don't break it.
[PROJECTOR RATTLING]
Okay. I'm gotta go around this
way, though.
[SCREEN DRAGGING]
DAVE: Okay... Yeah!
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
[DAVE GROANING]
[DAVE EXHALING]
[PROJECTOR RATTLING]
DAVE: Okay.
I think that's good.
Nice.
[LAMP FLICKING ON]
[DAVE CHUCKLING]
- Awesome.
Oh.
[DAVE WINCING]
Looks good.
[UPBEAT MUSIC QUIETS]
[CHAIR SQUEAKING]
All right.
[LAURA SIGHING]
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC ENDS]
[LIGHT SWITCH FLICKING]
DAVE: So, uh, how are you doing?
Dave.
Can...
can we not do this please?
- Seriously? We don't have
to do this, actually.
I'm trying not to bring it up,
but I just,
you know, miss you,
and I miss us and stuff.
We tried this. It didn't work.
That's it. Let's leave it.
Okay.
Because I just wanna
make sure you're okay.
I'm not okay, Dave. Okay?
If that's what you need to know.
- I mean, it's your fault
that I work at this school
instead of JPL, where I was
a head scientist.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm trying to make peace,
and I'm trying to be happy.
But this is not helping.
So just...
let's not talk about it.
I'm sorry I brought it up.
It's okay.
[LAURA INHALING]
Are you dressing up tomorrow?
Uh, no. Halloween really isn't
my thing, so... yeah.
[DOOR OPENING]
- Cool.
MR. CORBOY [O.S.]: Hey, Dave,
Laura, how's it going?
LAURA: Oh, hi.
DAVE: Yeah. Hey.
Yeah, I'm just
making the rounds,
letting all the teachers know
that they're gonna be
responsible for taking out
their own trash
until I can find
a new custodian.
The little amount
of work you guys do,
that shouldn't
be a problem, right?
- Cool.
[DAVE HUMMING]
How hard is it to find somebody
to clean a goddamn toilet?
It's just a goddamn toilet.
DAVE: I mean, since I'm here,
let me just grab it.
- It's all right.
- It's cool. I'm here.
- Let me just grab it.
- Good luck.
-It's heavy and...
-Oh.
...stinky.
[BAG RUSTLING]
Did a- uh... elephant toothpaste
experiment.
- That's cool.
[DAVE GRUNTING]
- Got it?
- Yeah.
Okay. It's good
catching up and stuff.
See you later.
GRADY: Oh-ho-ho, I like it
when you play hard to get
in the jungle,
in the trees and all.
[GAME CHARACTER GIGGLING]
You wore that for me?
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo hoo!
Well, now you wanna dance, huh?
[GAME MUSIC PLAYS]
All right.
What should I call you?
Strawberry Shortcake? I
like that...
[DOOR OPENING]
[DOOR SQUEAKING]
GRADY [O.S.]: Just eat you on
up, baby girl,
Can I have a little kiss?
Can Daddy having a little kiss?
[DOOR SHUTTING]
Put the hands in the air.
Oh, you are just--
I love you so much.
Rawr.
Yo.
[GAME MUSIC CONTINUES]
- What's up, man?
- Hey.
Knock first?
- Sorry, man. Um...
You know we have
to take out our own trash?
- Shut the fuck up.
- Well,
I just, uh, talked to
Laura again.
- I don't know, man.
I think I have another chance.
I think you have no chance.
And I think you're obsessing
over her.
I think you're fucking crazy
for doing that.
Like, she dumped you
three months ago.
- She broke up with you?
- Yeah.
And to be honest, dude,
I seen some of the teachers
have been flirting with her.
What? Like who?
Nick. Aron. Williams...
DAVE: Fuck.
Yeah. Williams is pretty chill.
[LAWNMOWER WHIRRING]
[TRAP MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY]
Hey, you fuckers better watch
out, huh?
[TRAP MUSIC CONTINUES]
Messing up my patch over here.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
Hey,
Oh, I gon' run you over!
[LAWNMOWER RATTLING]
[WILLIAMS LAUGHING]
Nah, just, just kidding.
[LAWNMOWER RUMBLING]
MAN: Nice and green.
- Good
- Yeah. Right on, bro'da.
Yeah, brah. It- uh- it was a
good gig, you know?
Just- all I did was take care
of the, the grass,
make sure the grass was good.
Plenty single MILF-ies up
there, bro.
I'll tell you what, bro.
Just take care of MILFs,
bro, you know?
Malama-ing the MILFs.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[THOMAS GRUNTING]
Looking good, man.
I don't see any weeds.
- Yeah,
- It's definitely greener
than it was when I got here
two years ago.
Yeah. I dare you to try find one
imperfection on this grass.
I can't- I don't see anything,
it's perfect.
- Thanks, man.
- Perfect, man. It's beautiful.
- Someone should paint it.
- Yeah.
We should get the kids to paint
it for, for painting class.
Yeah. You do something new
with your hair, or...
I put a lot of coconut
oil in it.
- Mm.
- What do you think?
Is it too much?
Looks good.
My mom said I put too much in.
- Silky.
- Yeah, I just wanted to look
- Yeah, yeah.
- like a fresh guy.
- Yeah. Hell, yeah.
THOMAS: Where're the blades at?
Right here?
Yup, underneath.
- The blades-
WILLIAMS: Underneath. Yeah.
She's nice and warm, brah.
THOMAS: Oh, these?
- Yeah.
THOMAS: She's warm?
- Yeah.
- Ooh, baby.
- Give her a feel, brah.
- Ooh, baby.
- Don't be afraid of it.
- Well, can I sit?
- Yes.
No.
[WILLIAMS LAUGHING]
Nah, you cannot.
THOMAS: Come on. Come on.
- Hey!
- Come on. Just- oh!
- Hey.
WILLIAMS: My baby right here.
- Okay, okay.
You want to come inside the bus?
Hey, me and Bob are going
to chong later at, like, 12.
[WIND BLOWING]
NICK[O.S.]: Hey, what's
up, Chode?
DAVE: Hey, how's it going, man?
- Hey, you ready for tomorrow?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Listen up.
I wanted to be the one
to tell you this.
I plan on winning that
$200 Hau'oli Kitchen
gift card for best costume.
- Yeah.
- When I do,
I'm gonna ask Laura
out on a date.
Hope that's chill.
Yeah, well, she can do
whatever she wants.
"Well, she can do whatever
she-" yeah, she can.
You know, I was surprised
to find out you guys dated.
What a joke.
Yeah, I know you guys
had your boring science shit
or whatever in California,
but out here,
she's going to need
someone a little more, uh...
interesting, don't you think?
[LIQUID DRIPPING]
DAVE: Oh, shit. I'm sorry
about that.
[DAVE YELPING]
Watch it, asshat!
I just copped these!
DAVE: I said I'm sorry.
[BAG RUSTLING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
It's okay.
[NICK EXHALING]
No harm, no foul.
[NICK CHUCKLING]
Listen, man to man,
when she sees my costume
and finds out
what I got in store for her,
she's going to get soaked.
Completely forget
that she dated you.
Or be like Men in Black.
[NICK IMITATING LASERS]
Mind erased.
Right, because women
choose their partners
based on what they pretend
to be for one night.
Exactly, Dave.
Now you're getting it.
Oh, man.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
Dave.
Hey, you look tired.
You've been getting rest?
- What?
- Come here.
[DAVE EXCLAIMING]
[DUMPSTER THUDDING]
NICK: Why don't you have a seat?
[BAG RUSTLING]
[NICK LAUGHING]
Have a seat...
I gotta write that down.
[OMINOUS MUSIC TURNS DRAMATIC]
[DAVE SIGHING]
LOLA: Are you okay,
Mr. Faulkner?
Oh. Hey, hey, Lola. How's
it going?
What's going on? You got
a question for me or something?
Uh, not really.
I was just wondering
if I could show you something?
Okay...
[LOW DRONING]
LOLA: It's at my house.
It's really freaking me
and my family out.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
I was wondering, since
we talked about it in class,
maybe you could... help
us figure out what it is?
How far away
from the school do you live?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[DEEP WHOOSHING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC
BECOMES INVESTIGATIVE]
[GRASS CRUNCHING]
[INVESTIGATIVE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[DOG WHINING]
[DEEP WHOOSHING]
[INVESTIGATIVE MUSIC QUIETS]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[INVESTIGATIVE MUSIC ENDS]
[EGG CRACKING]
[DEEP WHOOSHING]
Lola showed me this video and...
I mean, it didn't look human,
so I needed to check it out.
Especially since, you know,
she was a student of mine.
I have a certain responsibility
that I need to uphold.
So I didn't know...
[SILENCE]
what exactly I was
going to find.
[TINS RATTLING]
We're pretty sure it's a male
creature, Mr. Faulkner,
'cause he eats a lot of eggs,
like my Uncle Ramon.
That's great.
- It's a cool spot.
- Oh, thank you, uh.
Mr. Faulkner, this is my mother.
She used to work
at the school as the janitor.
- Oh, yeah.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
DAVE: Nice to meet you.
Yeah, I remember.
Uhm, so Lola tells me,
you guys have some sort of
creature living in... a lava
tube over here?
Yes. Yes, I can show you-
to you if you want.
Okay. Yeah, let's do that.
[DAVE CHUCKLING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING]
- It's all the way down there?
LOLA'S MOM: Yeah. It's-
Yeah, you can go and see-
and see it, but just be careful.
Okay. Yeah.
[BUGS CHITTERING]
LOLA: Yeah. Watch your step,
Mr. Faulkner.
- Okay.
[DAVE GROANING]
[DAVE STUMBLING]
[WATER DRIPPING]
It's huge down here.
[WIND WHOOSHING]
[DAVE PANTING]
Oh, God, this is crazy. Huh?
[DAVE EXHALING]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[DAVE WHIMPERING]
[DAVE WHEEZING]
[DAVE CHOKING]
[DAVE PANICKING]
[CREATURE GROWLING]
[FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING]
[DAVE BREATHING HEAVILY]
[EGGSHELL CRACKING]
[DEEP DRONING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[DAVE BREATHING SHAKILY]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[CREATURE GROWLING]
[PAW THUDDING]
[CREATURE VOCALIZING]
[NAILS SCRAPING]
[CREATURE GROANING]
[DAVE EXHALING]
DAVE: Hey, you want the-
you want an egg?
[CREATURE CLICKING]
Oh-oh!
[CLAWS TAPPING]
[CREATURE GRUNTING]
[CREATURE GROWLING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[DAVE SIGHING]
[CREATURE VOCALIZING]
You okay?
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[EGG SPLATTING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
Ah.
[DAVE PANTING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC QUIETS]
[BUGS CHIRPING]
[DAVE PANTING]
Uh...You guys have a tarp?
[LOW DRONING]
LOLA'S MOM: Yeah.
Great.
[HEAVY WHOOSHING]
[LOW DRONING CONTINUES]
[HEAVY WHOOSHING RETURNS]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[TRUCK CREAKING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[RAIN POURING]
[TARP RUSTLING]
[DAVE PANTING]
[BODY THUDDING]
[DAVE GRUNTING]
[TARP DRAGGING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES]
[RAIN POURING]
[FOOTSTEPS SLAPPING]
[DAVE GROANING]
[RAIN POURING]
[TARP DRAGGING]
[SOFT TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
[DAVE STRUGGLING]
[TARP DRAGGING]
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
[SOFT TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[DAVE VOCALIZING]
[DAVE GROANING]
[DAVE PANTING]
[DAVE YELLING]
[SOFT TENSE MUSIC CUTS OFF]
Uh, sounds weird, but it felt
like I had a connection with it.
Um...
and, I mean,
I live in a studio apartment
so what am I supposed to do?
I had to bring it to the
school. Okay?
[EERIE STINGER PLAYS]
[PONCHO WHIPPING]
DAVE: Okay, buddy. Uh...
Judging from your exterior,
You are from a very
watery planet.
So hopefully this helps you out.
You didn't contaminate me.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[DAVE LAUGHING]
[POLE RATTLING]
[HOLLOW KNOCKING]
DAVE: And there's no foreign
bacteria, so that's good.
But you did cloud up
my tank pretty bad.
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[KEYBOARD CLATTERING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
DAVE: Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Okay, I was right,
I was right, I was right.
- I was fucking right, I was
fucking right, I was fucking.
right. Okay.
[DAVE EXHALING]
Fuck.
I should call Laura.
No, no, no, no, no.
- I can't do that, I can't
do that, I can't do that.
I can't do that,
I can't do that.
Uh...
[PLASTIC THUDDING]
- Fuck...
[KEYBOARD CLATTERING]
It's a fucking alien.
[SATELLITES WHIRRING]
DAVE: Silicone is a conductor
of electricity,
which means you're aquatic!
[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[SATELLITES WHIRRING]
DAVE: Okay... I can't do
this by myself.
I'm gonna have to hide you.
[CHAIR RATTLING]
[TARP RUSTLING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[TARP RUSTLING]
[DAVE GRUNTING]
[LOW DRONING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC ENDS]
[PAPER RUSTLING]
[PAPER TEARING]
ARON [O.S.]: I really gotta
exercise more...
COOK [O.S.]: Oh. That's cute.
- Yes it is.
You know what's cuter?
Get the soup ready.
Oh, soup, Yeah, mm. Okay.
LAURA [O.S.]: I just, like,
I feel like I made
a mistake getting the job here.
- Right.
- I gotta see him every day.
I could never work with my ex.
There's no way.
I'm reminded of everything
that happened every day to me.
- I'm trying to move on.
DEB [O.S.]: Uh-hmm.
LAURA [O.S.]: I like- I want
to move on.
I don't want to talk
about it anymore.
You work so hard,
so I understand.
And this is why
we say men ain't shit.
- Men ain't shit.
- Absolutely.
- Men ain't shit.
- Absolutely.
100% agree. What's up ladies?
Laura.
[TEACHERS CHATTING]
- 'Sup Deb.
- Hi, Nick.
Hey. Look, I was wondering
if you wanted to get, uh...
y'know, some yummy nom noms,
some rub-a-dub grub
before that haunted house later,
- me and you?
- Uh, I'm okay.
I can't wait for you to
see my costume.
You're going gonna flip
your lid.
So sick.
[NICK EXHALING]
LAURA: Really, I'm- I'm not.
NICK: Yeah, I could pick you up.
Yeah, I just need your address.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
What's your address?
You're right. Probably just
meet there probably be easier.
- That's the last one.
- Oh, sorry.
[MUFFIN TEARING]
Uh, do you want to share?
[DAVE EXHALING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
ARON: Hey, Dave. You look
like shit.
NICK: Hey!
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
Language, Aron.
We got females
in the room, okay.
ARON [O.S.]: Shut up, Nick.
- I actually think it's very
cool that you're wearing the
same shirt as yesterday, Dave,
very eco-friendly. Right?
DAVE: Actually, I I-I, I
was just
up late last night
working on something.
[OTHERS HUMMING]
You gonna dress up after all?
Uh, we'll see. I don't know.
NICK: Oh, you'll get dressed up-
yeah, you gonna dress up?
Because if you do, just know
you're playing for second place.
All right? That costume contest
is on lock.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the rest of you are losers.
Except for you, Laura.
Catch you later.
All right! You freaking A, man.
[DEB SIGHING]
GRADY [O.S.]: I heard there was
a caffeine party up here?
Hey. What's up, Alex?
Oh, hey, Miss Patty.
[GRADY SIGHING]
- Dude, you're fucking
kidding me.
I thought we talked about this.
- What?
- Common courtesy, man.
Refilling the coffee pot
after you drink it.
I mean, you got a big-ass
kitchen down there, man.
And you're up here
with the teachers all the time.
- What's the deal with
that, man?
ARON: I'm faculty. Rude.
Gotta go.
- Okay, man.
- See ya.
I'm tired of this guy, man.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, uhm, can I show you
something really quick?
Yeah, let me just get
some coffee real quick, man.
No, no, no. Right now, please.
- Like, right now?
- Yeah, come on.
Please. Please?
All right, dude.
[GRADY SIGHING]
What's up?
[TARP RUSTLING]
- Want me to go underneath there
[DAVE HUMMING]
- Yeah?
[DAVE HUMMING]
[TARP RUSTLING]
[DISTANT SCHOOL CHATTERING]
[GRADY LAUGHING]
[TARP DROPPING]
You went fishing without me?
The fuck is that?
- It's a- it's a specimen.
It's, it's not from here.
It doesn't look like
it's from here.
So from Monterey or something?
Colder waters?
It's not from this planet.
[PEOPLE TALKING NEARBY]
It's not from this planet?
Like...
What, you think it's an alien?
Yeah.
Yeah, like an alien.
- Okay.
DAVE: Look!
[TARP RUSTLING]
Look.
[GRADY SIGHING]
- I'm gonna take a good look.
DAVE: Yeah. Yeah.
It's not a fish.
It's not a fish.
[GLASS TAPPING]
DAVE: Don't tap on the
glass, please.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
What the...
[TARP RUSTLING]
[WATER BUBBLING]
Oh... my God.
Oh, shit.
It's real, okay?
- It's a fucking alien
in a fish tank.
Oh, shit.
Goddamn.
The fuck are we going to do?
I'm going to study it, okay?
Maybe I'll befriend it.
Maybe I'll get my position
back at JPL,
and they'll reinstate my former
position in the program.
And I'll be respected again
in the scientific community.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES]
Dude...
I, I know you're
excited about this,
but this isn't just some
fucking... E.T. shit.
This is- this is dangerous.
We're, we're not qualified
to fucking handle
this type of thing.
DAVE: Yeah, I've
tried everything
and you know more
technical stuff than I do.
You're more electronics
and magnetic.
Yeah, computers, man.
I know computers,
I know routers,
I know electricity.
Okay.
Does Laura know about this?
- Kind of.
- No-
- Not really.
- Did you tell Laura about-
I will tell her about it.
I just need you to run the tests
so I can prove that it's real.
And I need your help too.
Look.
I'm only going to promise
to help you with this
if you get this thing
out of here tonight.
You got to remember,
there's kids here, dude.
We're in a fucking school.
Yeah.
- Get it the fuck out of here.
- Okay.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ENDS]
Remember, man,
we have kids here.
- Yeah.
GRADY: We're at a school.
- Yeah.
- Kids running around.
Yeah.
Well, it's a private
school... So.
[SILENCE]
I showed Grady
because he's my friend.
You know,
he's one of the only friends
I have at the school,
other than Laura.
But, things with me and her
are weird.
I needed help...
And... Grady knew a lot more
than I did.
Like, he's not an accomplice.
He wasn't- he didn't-
he was just trying to help.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
NICK: Focus up.
All right, kids.
The state has mandated
that I teach you yoga.
Personally, I think this is part
of what's wrong
with your generation
but we're going to do it
nonetheless.
- This right here is called
your yoga mattress pad.
We're going to unfurl
this bad boy.
You're going to treat her
like a lady.
You're going to do it
soft and gently.
I personally think
this is exercises
for the weak and women.
[NICK CLICKING HIS TONGUE]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
But I was told to refrain
from my point of view
at the school,
so I will refrain.
- Uh, invisible chair,
invisible chair.
Let's go... Very good...
Excellent work.
[WIND BLOWING]
All right. This looks good,
this looks good.
Jesus. The guy who started
yoga got in some shit, huh?
All right,
you guys just hang on there.
I'll be back. Wow.
You could do that to students?
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
[YOGA MATS FLAPPING]
NICK: Don't move!
Good, good, good, good.
It's good for ya
[WHISTLE BLOWING WEAKLY]
[CURIOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[CHAIR CREAKING]
[OMINOUS DRONING]
GRADY: Oh!
Oh, shit...
[CHISEL SCRAPING]
[GOO DRIPPING]
[PHONE VIBRATING]
- Hey. What's up?
GRADY: So...
you said that the creature
is silicone-based,
and you created
an electromagnetic
field in the water
to basically induce
structural rearranging.
If we can find similar particles
to expand the environment
Okay, save the explanation.
Just tell me what I need to do.
I don't want him to die.
Add sand.
[DAVE] Add sand?
Yeah. That's it.
[DESK RATTLING]
Okay. Okay.
[GRADY SIGHING]
All right.
Where the fuck is my coffee?
[CURIOUS MUSIC TURNS DRAMATIC]
[WAVES SWELLING]
[DAVE STUMBLING]
[ALIEN STINGER PLAYING]
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
[ALIEN STINGER PLAYING]
[BUCKET RATTLING]
[DAVE PANTING]
LAURA [O.S.]: I mean I feel like
he's obsessed with me.
DEB [O.S.]: No, I know-
Laura!
Oh, speak of the devil.
Fucking hate this guy.
[LAURA LAUGHING]
Stop.
Okay, I'll see you around.
Hey, uhm, listen,
I know I don't really have
any right to ask you this,
but I just need one favor.
- Dave.
What?
[LAURA SIGHING]
Can you please
just run a test on this?
- Listen.
- What is it? What is it?
It's just, like, a science
experiment thing
that I'm doing with my kids.
And you know, me,
I'm more engineering,
I'm less science,
and you're the best
scientist I know.
Please.
Let me see it.
[DAVE SIGHING]
DAVE: Please.
- Fine.
- Okay. Thank you so much.
- This is the last time.
- Okay. All right. Thanks.
I got to go.
Just let me know when-
w-w-when. When it's done. Okay.
[SAND POURING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[SAND POURING]
[WATER BUBBLING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[ELECTRICITY SPARKING]
[WATER BOILING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC QUIETS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
LAURA [O.S.]: All right, class,
final reminder.
If you're coming
to the haunted house tonight,
please keep
the costumes appropriate.
You guys know the guidelines.
Alicia. No phones.
But I haven't posted all day.
That is not my problem.
This shit's stupid.
Principal's office right now.
ALICIA: Whatever.
I said, shoot, bitch.
- As I was saying,
please keep it appropriate.
[DOOR SLIDING]
[BOB HUMMING]
[DOOR SLIDING]
[WATER CHURNING]
Are you sure
it's chongable in here?
Yes, aye.
THOMAS: Oh-ho, yes, aye, Jedi.
[BOB LAUGHING]
Oh, yeah. It'll probably
vent out to these vents, right?
BOB: I don't know. We'll see.
Hey do you ever think that maybe
we shouldn't be, like,
smoking weed during the day
since we drive the kids home?
Like, maybe we should wait
till after we drive them home
so, like, their parents
don't get mad
that we, like, put their lives
in danger or something?
Brah. I drive better stoned.
Gives me, like, spidey senses.
Me, too. Yeah. It's like I know
an accident before it happens.
Know when the kid's house
is going to come up
before they say it?
- Stoney.
- Stoney.
[BOB LAUGHING]
Hey, why drive when we can fly?
My man.
[THOMAS CAWING]
[BOB LAUGHING]
- Sorry.
- Cheers.
Cheers, mate.
THOMAS: Yo, what is that?
[DESK CREAKING]
BOB: I don't know.
- When did they get that?
We got an aquarium in here.
We got a view of the ocean.
This is the most chongable zone.
BOB: Dude, we hit it.
- We hit the jackpot.
- We hit it, man.
Lighter. Can I get the lighter.
[THOMAS HUMMING]
Thanks, man.
[SANDALS SLAPPING]
[LIGHTER CLICKING]
[TARP LIFTING]
[BOB EXHALING]
THOMAS: No way. Dude.
- What?
[TARP RUSTLING]
- Bro.
BOB: Bro.
There's, like,
a full on octopus in here.
Sick.
- There's, like, a big one.
Sick. I heard they're, like,
super intelligent.
THOMAS: Really?
Like they can do
tricks and shit.
- Really?
- Yeah.
We should see
if it could chong this.
[BOB LAUGHING]
[METAL STEPS CLATTERING]
Great idea. Great idea.
- That's the smartest thing
I think I've heard you say
all fucking day.
Hey, Mr. Octopus,
I know you're super intelligent.
You probably had
a stressful life
around all these loud kids.
I know they can be really loud.
[BOB LAUGHING]
[THOMAS LAUGHING]
THOMAS: These monsters...
But we love them.
They are the future.
[BLUNT SIZZLING]
BOB: Get high. Get high.
[SILENCE]
[THOMAS EXHALING]
[WATER SHIFTING]
[HIT LANDING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[THOMAS GASPING]
Oh, shit!
[THOMAS GROANING]
[BOB SCREAMING]
Oh, God, no!
[DANGEROUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[WATER SPLASHING]
[GLASS THUDDING]
[SKIN DRAGGING]
[BOB SCREAMING]
Oh, my God!
Oh, no!
No!
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[BOB SCREAMING]
No-ho!
[BOB CRYING]
[TENTACLES WHOOSHING]
[HEAVY DRONING]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
[ALIEN VOCALIZING]
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[BOB SCREAMING]
[CLAWS WHOOSHING]
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
[BOB SCREAMING]
[HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC ENDS]
[BEAKERS CLATTERING]
DAVE: Okay. You can pour it.
[DAVE SIGHING]
[LIQUID POURING]
[CURIOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[LIQUID FOAMING]
Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?
sTUDENT: Thanks...
[STUDENTS MUMBLING]
MS. PATTY: Do you need me
for anything else?
DAVE: Uhm, no. I think
you're good.
Let's give Ms. Patty
a hand, guys.
[STUDENTS CLAPPING]
- Thank you.
Yeah. I'm sorry, guys,
I wish this could be
a little bit more elaborate,
but, uhm, you
know, things happen
in science and engineering,
and you have to roll
with the punches, right?
So, uh...
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[DIAL CLICKING]
[DRUM BEATING]
[MICROSCOPE THUDDING]
[MICROBES MOVING]
[SILENCE]
[PENCIL SCRATCHING]
[PENCIL CLATTERING]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[MR. CORREN HUMMING]
[MR. CORREN COUGHING]
[CHAIR CREAKING]
Yes?
What are you wearing,
a witch costume?
[MR. CORREN LAUGHING]
Very fitting.
- And let me guess,
you dressed up as an asshole.
You nailed it.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Calling the principal
an asshole.
- Huh.
I just got a question for you.
Did you used to date Dave?
- Why does it matter?
- Oh... what a fucking dork.
Are you kidding me, Dave?
- You dated Dave with the beard
and the- eugh, like that- oh-
Yeah. You should be
dating somebody,
you know, who's more mature,
you know, s- smart,
who has more experience.
[SILENCE]
LAURA: And who could that be?
Could be standing
right here in your classroom.
I don't see anyone.
You know,
I can make your time here
very enjoyable or miserable.
Your choice.
Take my chances.
- You know what?
You should be on your knees,
and- an- an thank me!
For giving you this job.
- I should be thanking you?
- Yeah.
I have a bachelor's degree,
a master's degree,
and I was a head
scientist at JPL.
- I was the lead scientist
of my own project
that specialized
in organic chemistry
and brain organoid research.
So basically,
I grew brains and cells.
Ugh, like test tube babies?
Are you done? 'Cause I have real
work to work on.
Well, maybe you should work...
on taking the trash out.
- Not making Dave do it.
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
MR. CORREN: Witch? More
like bitch.
[CHAIR CREAKING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
DAVE: Yes?
- Wasn't it supposed to fly?
- Yeah. We just didn't have
enough time for the rocket
ship to- to fly. It's just
not gonna-
it's not gonna work. Yeah?
ALICIA: So it's not
gonna go in the air?
It's not going
in the air, no. Um...
What's the point of even
having a rocket?
If it's not gonna...
do anything?
The point of the rocket
is, uhm, to just look cool.
STUDENT 1: So it's not
a rocket?
LOLA: What grade
are we getting on this?
DAVE: You guys did a great job.
Uhm, how about you guys
take the rest of today off,
and, uhm, everyone gets an A?
[STUDENTS CHEERING]
STUDENT: Yeah!
DAVE: Great job, guys.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES]
[GOO SQUISHING]
- Hey, there.
- Oh, shit.
-Are you okay?
DAVE: Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, I took a look
at those samples.
[DAVE INHALING]
Okay.
- It's a highly advanced
organic structure.
I didn't recognize the species,
but it kind of reminds me
of a pupa.
Maybe an insect or... gastropod?
- Okay. Well, uhm, thank you
so much for doing that.
It really helps a lot.
- Glad I could help.
DAVE: Thanks.
Bye.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC QUIETS]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
BECOMES OMINOUS]
[DOOR SHUTTING]
[SHOCKING DRONING]
[WHOOSHING]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[DAVE PANTING]
[DOOR CREAKING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC QUIETS]
[METAL BARRIER RATTLING]
[AWKWARD SHUFFLING]
[METAL BARRIER RATTLING]
[SILENCE]
When I saw him,
I knew shit was fucking real.
And... that one
of the school bus drivers-
yeah, it was pretty disgusting.
I felt really bad for him...
I don't know what happened,
but I knew that it was probably
a misunderstanding.
Like, I- I didn't think
this creature was bad.
You know, I- it, it
probably woke up confused
in this location
it's never been before.
Who knows what he was
doing to provoke it?
All I knew is that I had to find
the creature and...
help him.
[KEYS CLICKING]
[METAL BANGING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[ELECTRONICS WHIRRING]
[CUP SLIDING]
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC SWELLS]
[GRADY SLURPING]
[THUDDING FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
The fuck?
[GRADY EXHALING]
[FOOTSTEPS CEASING]
It's time to get more coffee.
[DANGEROUS MUSIC ENDS]
[CHAIR CREAKING]
[NICK HUMMING]
I'd fuck me.
[FOOTSTEPS SHUFFLING]
[NICK SIGHING]
Game time. Let's go.
[PLASTIC RUSTLING]
[SILENCE]
You want to suck my dick.
You want to suck my dick- no.
Stupid. That's not gonna work.
[NICK SNIFFING]
[NICK EXHALING]
Oh, yeah...
You're gonna love this.
Oh, Nicky, you're so fine.
You're so fine,
you blow my mind.
Hey, Nicky. Hey, Nicky.
[NICK CLAPPING]
Hey, Laura.
It's me, Nick, from school.
So...
[ALIEN GROWLING]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
NICK: Hello?
[BOOTS CLICKING]
[OMINOUS DRONING]
Hey, you better shut
that shit down.
[WHISTLE BLOWING WEAKLY]
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
Simmons?
That's hella annoying...
Savages.
[BOOTS CLICKING]
[ALIEN VOCALIZING]
HEAVY WHOOSHING]
Hello?
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[ALIEN HUFFING]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
[PIPES CREAKING]
[ALIEN CHITTERING]
[CLAWS CLICKING]
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[DRUM BEAT HITTING]
[TENSE MUSIC ENDS]
GRADY: Doesn't answer
his phone...
That's who he is.
[METAL BARRIER RATTLING]
Dave!
[GRADY EXHALING]
I gotta hurry.
[TENSE MUSIC RETURNS]
DAVE: This is Dave.
Leave a message.
Dude, call me back
as soon as possible.
You're not in your
freaking room.
You got this weird gate up.
It's gonna draw attention.
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
[DAVE PANTING]
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[DOOR RATTLING]
NICK: Wow, that is awesome!
[ALIEN GROWLING]
Who's in there?
George, is that you? Fucker!
I knew it, man. How much did
this thing cost?
Holy shit!
[ALIEN GRUMBLING]
Dave?
[LIGHTS HUMMING]
Yeah, it smells like you.
Does the school know
you're spending all their money
on a hyperrealistic cosplay?
[ALIEN ROARING]
- You got... freaking slime
on you, dude?
[LIPS SMACKING]
NICK: You got some balls, Dave.
Big old juicy balls.
[FLESH SLICING]
[NICK GRUNTING]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
[HITS LANDING]
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[VIOLINS QUIVERING]
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
[FLESH STRETCHING]
[NICK YELPING]
[FLESH SQUISHING]
[BODY THUDDING]
[DAVE PANTING]
[FLESH TEARING]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
[SPINE SLAPPING]
[ALIEN CHORTLING]
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
[TENSE MUSIC FADES]
Yeah. It was unfortunate,
what happened to Nick.
Seemed like just, you know,
his testicles were gone.
[FAN RUNNING]
You know,
he kind of had it coming.
Bloody ball sack on the ground.
I- I saw it.
Of all the aunties
I would plow down,
I really wanted Nick's mother.
She is kind of old,
but she had some pizzazz to her.
You know what I mean?
You could tell
she was ready for some action.
And plus,
that guy was an asshole.
Especially to Dave all the time.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
[DAVE WHIMPERING]
[DAVE PANTING]
DAVE: Hey, hey. Hey...
[DAVE PANTING]
[BUTTON SPAMMING]
[ELEVATOR CHIMING]
[DAVE PANTING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC QUIETING]
[ELEVATOR DOORS RATTLING]
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
[DAVE BREATHING SHAKILY]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
[BELT RUSTLING]
[ZIPPER PULLING]
[DOOR CREAKING]
Hello?
[DOOR CREAKING]
[FOOTSTEPS SHUFFLING]
[AC BLOWING]
[FOOTSTEPS SHUFFLING]
[AC BLOWING]
[FOOTSTEPS SHUFFLING]
[DOOR CREAKING]
[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING]
[MOP SLAPPING]
[MOP DRAGGING]
[TENTACLES SQUELCHING]
[REGGAE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[MOP RATTLING]
Oh! Look good.
[TENTACLES RUSTLING]
[ALIEN CHITTERING]
[MOP SQUELCHING]
[REGGAE MUSIC CONTINUES]
Hey!
- Hey! Oh-ho!
ARON: Ay! He-e-e-e-ey!
[SHOES SQUEAKING]
Williams, you da king?
WILLIAMS: Oh, you look like
the king too!
Damn right, I'm the king.
[CAPE WHIPPING]
Ooh!
I can't believe
we had the same idea, bro.
That Halloween show was,
it was like a big deal.
Everybody was dressing up.
I got me an Elvis costume.
I don't know. I really don't
even know who Elvis Presley
is, brah. I thought it was an
Evel Knievel costume at first.
Yeah, brah, freaking Aron's had
the same costume as me, brah.
I was tripping.
Unreal, brah.
[TENTACLES SLAPPING]
WILLIAMS: What?
[DANGEROUS MUSIC PLAYS]
- Where you got your
costume from, brah?
You know where.
BOTH: Uncle Bernie's
Costume Emporium.
Yo!
COOK: What's up, bitches?
Oh!
The soup!
What? I wanna play
with you guys.
Ya, ya, ya, ya, go!
Man. Don't give a fuck
about that guy. Bitch...
He's just- ha, ha- where
were we?
Oh, you got some moves or what?
I do have some moves!
[ARON SCREAMING]
Since my baby left me!
Ha!
[CAPE WHOOSHING]
Ha! How about you?
WILLIAMS: Yeah. Yeah.
[ALIEN GROWLING]
Uhm, I get it ah- I can do this.
[DANGEROUS MUSIC PLAYS]
A hound dog this
and a hound dog that.
[WILLIAMS CHUCKLING]
Thanks a lot.
- You know about the knee slide?
Something that goes like...
[FINGERS STRETCHING]
[ARON SCREAMING]
[ARON SCREAMING]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
Holy shit, cuz. What kind of
trick was that?
[BLOOD BUBBLING]
[ARON WHIMPERING]
Aron, you fucker you better not
playing with me, brah.
[DANGEROUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
Aron.
Come on, you fucker.
I'm gonna slap you across
your fucking face, brah.
[TENTACLE WHIPPING]
[MOP CLATTERING]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
[SHOES SQUEAKING]
[ALIEN HISSING]
You guys think this funny, yeah?
You play with me,
I lick all you fuckers!
[DANGEROUS MUSIC QUIETS]
[SOUP BUBBLING]
[COOK SNIFFING]
Oh, yeah. Spicy.
More spicy.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[SOUP SPLASHING]
[SPOON STIRRING]
[LOUD SCREECHING]
[SOUP BUBBLING]
Oh, want some soup?
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC SWELLS]
[COOK GASPING]
What the heck?
[KICKS LANDING]
No!
I'm sick of you
bossing me around.
[COOK YELLING]
Oh, not the arm, not the arm!
[ZOMBIE ARON YELLING]
[COOK YELPING]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[COOK DROWNING]
[FLESH SIZZLING]
[COOK SCREAMING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES]
[COOK SCREAMING]
[DEEP DRONING]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[FLESH TEARING]
[INTESTINES SHIFTING]
[DRIPS ECHOING]
[MOP CLATTERING]
[CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS]
Hello?
[DRIPS ECHOING]
Okay. I coming out.
Ready or not, here I come.
[CREEPY MUSIC CONTINUES]
[HEAVY WHOOSHING]
[DEEP DRONING]
[ALIEN CHITTERING]
[CAPE WHOOSHING]
[SNEAKERS SQUEAKING]
[PLATES CLATTERING]
[WILLIAMS PANTING]
[TENTACLE SQUELCHING]
[CREEPY MUSIC CONTINUES]
[COUNTER THUDDING]
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[ALIEN RUMBLING]
[BODIES THUDDING]
[TENTACLES STRETCHING]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
What the fuck?
[GOO SPLATTING]
[WILLIAMS SCREAMING]
[GOO SIZZLING]
[CREEPY MUSIC ENDS]
And it's splooged
all inside my eye, cuz,
like one- one, straight up,
bukakke story,
was burning my eyes.
Couldn't even see.
[WHOOSHING]
[NICKI GASPING]
[NICKI PANTING]
[EXPLORATORY MUSIC PLAYS]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[NICKI GROANING]
[NICKI PANTING]
[NICKI VOCALIZING]
[EXPLORATORY MUSIC CONTINUES]
[FLASHLIGHT CLATTERING]
Okay... Kay...
[FLASHLIGHT CLICKING]
[NICKI SIGHING]
[WATER DRIPPING]
Oh shit...
What?
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
[NICKI WHIMPERING]
[PHONE RINGS]
[DISTANT CHATTING]
[PHONE VIBRATING]
AMBER [V.O.]: Aloha. Sorry I
missed you.
- Leave a message.
[PHONE BEEPING]
NICKI [V.O.]: Amber. Amber,
it's me. Please, please,
please, get this. I'm in the
last cave that we discussed
on the phone.
[NICKI INHALING]
I saw it.
It's here. Could you please
send help? Please.
[NICKI PANTING]
[PHONE CLICKING OFF]
[EXPLORATORY MUSIC CONTINUES]
Oh, God.
[FLASHLIGHT CLATTERING]
[NICKI GROANING]
[FLASHLIGHT CLATTERING]
[NICKI SIGHING]
[FOOTSTEPS STUMBLING]
[EXPLORATORY MUSIC ENDS]
[HIGH-PITCHED DRONING]
[DOOR SQUEAKING]
[GRADY SIGHING]
[DOOR SQUEAKING SHUT]
[ELECTRICITY STUTTERING]
Oh, man. Now I got to
fix this shit.
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYS]
- Aron! My man!
What'd we say
about the coffee pot?
Aron.
Goddamn, man.
[PRINTER CLATTERING]
[ALIEN GROWLS]
[PRINTER BREAKING]
What the fuck, man?
Hey, I ain't no snitch, dude.
I'm tellin' HR, man,
it's your ass, man.
[ALIEN GRUNTING]
[COFFEE POT SHATTERING]
GRADY: What the fuck?
You just threw
the coffee pot at me?
The fuck is wrong with you?
Dude, is that your costume?
What the fuck, man?
Aron! Oh, bro.
You high?
You're fucking high, dude. You
done fucked up now, dude.
[ALIEN GROWLING]
Man. Don't make me break
my foot up on your ass, man.
[ALIEN YELLING]
[CHAIR SLAMMING]
Get away from me, Aron!
Fuck is wrong with you?
Back up, man, back the fuck up!
[COFFEE SUPPLIES CLATTERING]
Dude, back the fuck up!
[GLASSES BREAKING]
I'm gonna break
my foot up in yo ass, man!
[ALIEN HISSING]
[FLESH TEARING]
[EERIE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[ALIEN PANTING]
Fuck! Fuck!
[HITS LANDING]
[GRADY GRUNTING]
[BODY THUDDING]
[PRINTER CLATTERING]
[GRADY HUFFING]
[PRINTER THUDDING]
All. You. Had. To. Do.
Was. Fill. Up. The.
Coffee. Pot.
[BLOOD SQUELCHING]
[EERIE MUSIC ENDS]
[ELECTRICITY HUMMING]
[GRADY PANTING]
Mother fucker.
[GRADY PANTING]
[GRADY WHIMPERING]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
[GRADY LIMPING]
[DEEP DRONING]
[TECHY MUSIC PLAYS]
[WIRES PULLING]
[DAVE PANTING]
[SNEAKERS SCUFFING]
Oh- oh, oh... Hey.
GRADY[O.S.]: What the fuck
is going on, man?
DAVE: I think, uhm,
I think our friend woke up.
- Well, he did wake up.
GRADY: Well, no shit.
I just kicked the shit
- out the fucking chef, man.
- Yeah...
GRADY: What are you gonna
do, about it Dave?
- I told you this was a bad idea
- Don't worry.
I-I- I think I have a plan
to stop him, okay?
GRADY: I think the only thing
that's gonna stop him
is electricity. It's the only
thing that's gonna stop him.
DAVE: Look, uhm, I'm gonna...
create an EMF barrier
on the roof.
And maybe that'll slow him
down or something.
GRADY: Hurry, man!
- I'll fix this.
[TECHY MUSIC ENDS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
[STUDENTS CHATTING]
MAN [O.S.]: All right. Shit.
All right.
This one's a stupid
fucking sunflower shit.
[MAN LAUGHING]
Look, let's get it together.
Let's get it together.
- Come on. I've got more
students to show.
It's always the annoying kids
that show up.
[CONVERSATIONS FLOATING BY]
I know, babe. I don't wanna
be here either.
I just gotta show face
for the fucking principal.
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
Boo! Welcome to your
worst nightmare!
[EVIL LAUGHING]
[CHEETAH GIRL COUGHING]
This is so lame.
It's not even scary.
Your siblings are going to
love it.
Come on, you guys.
CHEETAH GIRL: What up?
- Let's get out of here.
Stop, Dane!
- Come in. Enter the abyss.
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
[CHEETAH GIRL LAUGHING EVILY]
Rayden! Get back here, Rayden!
CHEETAH GIRL: Please don't
touch anything.
Oh, come on, let's go get
your sister. Come on.
[ALIEN CHITTERING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
[ALIEN HUFFING]
Hello.
[ALIEN RATTLING]
[FLESH STRETCHING]
[ALIEN CHITTERING]
[ALIEN CROAKING]
[ALIEN WHINING]
No! Stop!
RAYDEN'S MOM: Rayden. Come on.
Hmm, guess this isn't
so bad after all.
Woah. That's sick.
CHEETAH GIRL: No, uh, that-
that's not one of our guys.
[ALIEN ROARING]
[GUESTS SCREAMING]
[ALIEN ROARING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[GUESTS SCREAMING]
[FOOTSTEPS SCRAMBLING]
[STUDENTS YELLING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[GRASS CRUNCHING]
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
[BOY SCREAMING]
[STUDENTS YELLING]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
[ALIEN CLICKING]
SCARECROW: Whoa! Cool costume.
[SCARECROW YELLING]
[SCARECROW'S BODY SQUELCHING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[ELECTRICAL WHIRRING]
[HOLLOW RINGING]
[SCREAMING STOPPING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC ENDS]
[HYPNOTIC SOUNDS PLAYS]
[HYPNOTIC SOUNDS CONTINUE]
[BODIES CRACKING]
[HYPNOTIC SOUNDS END]
I was sitting there with my one
eye looking at them.
It's better now, but...
It's like he had control
over them or something.
Whether it's telepathy
or telekinesis,
it was controlling people.
And... for some reason,
it didn't choose me.
That's why I thought
that we had some kind of bond.
[VIDEO SPEEDING]
[TRASHCAN SLAMMING DOWN]
[MR. CORREN SCOFFING]
Stupid kids.
[VIDEO SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
[BODY SLAMMING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[VIDEO SPEAKING MORE]
[ELECTRICITY HUMMING]
[MR. CORREN WHIMPERING]
What- What the fuck?
[TENTACLE SLITHERING]
What was that?
[MR. CORREN GRUNTING]
[BLOOD SPLATTERING]
[TENTACLE SLIDNG]
[MR. CORREN SPUTTERING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[DAVE HUFFING]
[METAL RUNGS CLATTERING]
[DAVE GRUNTING]
[WIND BILLOWING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC TURNS DRAMATIC]
[DAVE PANTING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
[BUTTON CLICKING]
[SATELLITE TURNING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC ENDS]
[DOOR SHUTTING]
[CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS]
[DOOR LOCKING]
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
[TENTACLE SLITHERING]
[WIND BLOWING]
Hello?
[GRASS CRUNCHING]
[CREEPY MUSIC CONTINUES]
Hello?
[CREEPY MUSIC CONTINUES]
[GRASS CRUNCHING]
Hello?
[CREEPY MUSIC CONTINUES]
[FABRIC COMPRESSING]
[LAURA SCREAMING]
[BODY SQUELCHING]
[CREEPY MUSIC TURNS HORRIFYING]
[RISING DRONING]
[DAVE PANTING]
[THREE DISTANT BODIES THUDDING]
[DAVE GASPING]
[TWO LOUDER BODIES THUDDING]
[DAVE PANTING]
[HORRIFYING MUSIC CONTINUES]
[ONE BODY THUDDING]
[MUSIC DRONING]
Yeah. I thought the EMF
was going to sort of disrupt
whatever... sort of power
this alien was doing,
but sadly, we... we lost some...
We lost students.
Well, I was looking out,
and, like, the kid was, like,
just jumping off the balconies.
Was crazy, bruh, I'd never
seen nothing like that
before in my life.
I was sitting there
watching them.
[AC HUMMING]
[HEAVY WHOOSHING]
[HORRIFYING MUSIC RETURNS]
[RHYTHMIC PULSING]
[LAURA SOBBING]
ALIEN: Dave... Dave, Dave
You're here...
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What are y'all doing?
[VIOLINS TREMBLE]
Stop it!
ALIEN: Face me.
[LAURA SOBBING]
[RHYTHMIC PULSING]
[HEAVY DRUMMING PLAYS]
[VIOLINS TREMBLING]
[RHYTHMIC PULSING]
[BODIES THUDDING]
[LAURA GASPING]
[VIOLINS TREMBLING]
[DRUMS BEATING
[LAURA SOBBING]
[RHYTHMIC PULSING]
[VIOLINS SWELLING]
[DRUM BEATS HITTING]
[HORRIFYING MUSIC QUIETS]
[RHYTHMIC PULSING]
[SOFT CHITTERING]
[RHYTHMIC PULSING]
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS]
[LAURA SOBBING]
[SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES]
[LAURA SOBBING]
[SORROWFUL DRONING PLAYS]
[LAURA GASPING FOR BREATH]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING
THOMAS: Help... me.
LAURA: Thomas? Tom-
[SOFT DRONING]
[BLOOD SQUELCHING]
[ALIEN LAUGHING]
[ALIEN SCREAMING]
[BLOOD SQUELCHING]
[LAURA EXHALING]
ALIEN: Help me.
LAURA: Oh, God. Oh, God.
[LAURA SOBBING]
Thomas.
[SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES]
ALIEN: I think I got too stoned.
I think that joint we smoked
was laced or something.
[DEEP WHOOSHING]
[ALIEN LAUGHING]
[ALIEN WHINING]
[ALIEN GROANING]
[SOMBER MUSIC BECOMES DANGEROUS]
[THOMAS HISSING OUT AIR]
[THOMAS GRUNTING]
THOMAS: What's going on, Laura?
Is that you?
[REVEALING DRONING]
LAURA: What the fuck?
[LAURA PANTING]
[ALIEN LAUGHING THROUGH THOMAS]
[ALIEN SCREAMING THROUGH THOMAS]
THOMAS: He's in my head!
ALIEN: Yeah, he just keeps going
through all my memories.
[ALIEN SCREAMING]
- Stop that!
[ALIEN LAUGHING]
Yeah.
I don't think this guy
cares about
if I'm alive or not, Laura.
Please, can you call
someone right now?
LAURA: Let him go!
Ah! Ah!
Let him go!
[THOMAS YELLING]
Will follow directive.
[VOICE DISTORTING]
Will- will not! No!
No-o-o!
[THOMAS GRUNTING]
[THOMAS LAUGHING]
[THOMAS LAUGHING MORE]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC CUTS OFF]
Huh, yeah, yeah, so
I'm just gonna kill everybody.
So I talk to myself, bro.
What do I do?
[AC HUMMING]
The way the school
take care of me.
MILFs a'plenty, taking good
care of me, all these years.
What am I going to do
when I see it burning down?
So I go to my shed,
I grab my gun
and grab my hog, I hop on top.
And I knew I had to make
one fancy grand entrance,
Williams-style.
[HEAVY WHOOSHING]
[THOMAS SCREAMING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC PLAYS]
[BLOOD GURGLING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC QUIETS]
ALIEN: Call Dave now.
[EPIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
[WILLIAMS SCREAMING]
Ey, go back to where
you came from
you fucking space Haole.
[ALIEN SCREAMING]
[EPIC ROCK MUSIC PETERS OUT]
[PAINT SPLATTERS]
[WILLIAMS GRUNTING]
[GUN FIRING]
Oh, fuck. This my
paintball gun, cuz.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[FLESH TEARING]
[TENTACLE STABBING]
[ALIEN ROARING]
[MOWER RUMBLING]
[LAURA GASPING]
[WILLIAMS GROANING]
[ALIEN ROARING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC SWELLS]
[SILENCE]
So my gun, the thing
was my goat gun, turn out.
So I figure, yeah, I going
to bang this fucker, right?
Boom. Hey, he stabbed me
with his cord
straight through my chest, brah.
I'm sitting there.
[WILLIAMS VOCALIZING]
The fucking thing
is flying out my back.
I'm trippin', bro.
Turns out the doctors told me
he miss all my major
artifacts and stuff,
but, uh, never- never do
any damage to me,
so I wasn't mortally wounded.
But I'm still alive.
As you can tell.
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
GRADY: That's enough!
[ELECTRICITY SPASMING]
[ALIEN EXCLAIMING]
[ELECTRICITY SlOWING]
[ALIEN HUFFING]
[GRADY GRUNTING]
[CLAWS SLICING]
[GRADY GASPING]
[LAURA SOBBING]
[BLOOD SQUIRTING]
[GRADY GASPING]
[BODY THUDDING]
[HEAVY DRONING]
DAVE: Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey. Are you okay?
- Grady. Grady, are you okay?
[ALIEN RUMBLING]
I'm sorry, man. Listen.
I'll come back for you, okay?
I'm gonna get you help.
Hey, hey, don't die on me, okay?
LAURA [O.S.]: What are
you doing?
I'm helping him.
- Helping him?
- Yeah.
What? What do you mean,
you're helping him?
- What the fuck are you
talking about, Dave?
Listen, I didn't know this was
all going to happen, all right?
- You brought a fucking monster
into a school.
- He's not-
- He killed kids.
He's not a monster!
- All right?
[DAVE SIGHING]
Dave, please don't say that.
He can help us.
How could you bring
this to the school?
Just trust me.
Trust me, Laura, please.
- I can fix this. Just one
more time.
Meet me At Onalea Road...
in the dirt patch, okay?
Please!
He's dying. Please, Laura.
- I can't do this without you.
- Fuck!
[DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC PLAYS]
[ATV RATTLING]
[ROPES TIGHTENING]
[DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC CONTINUES]
[ATV STARTING]
[DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC
BECOMES ROCK]
[ATV RUMBLING]
[ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
[ATV REVVING]
DAVE: Jiga-woo-hoo!
[ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
[ATV SKIDDING]
[ROCK MUSIC ENDS]
DAVE: Come on! We have to go
- to the super computer. Come on
- Dave, where are you going?
- Come on. Please. What?
- Dave, Dave- stop!
- Stop!
- What are you doing right now?
This needs to end. He needs
to die.
DAVE: Die? No, we have to-
we have to save him!
- We're not going to save him.
Please listen to me.
When did we give up?
[ALIEN STINGER PLAYS]
- When did we just forget?
Everyone's so fucking obsessed
with themselves.
- And we just- we just forgot
that, maybe, there's
other life out there
and we can prove that right now.
You and me can prove
that right now.
LAURA: Dave, listen to me!
You have let your work
ruin your mind.
You are out there in space
when you need to be down here
on Earth.
Your best friend is dead.
[ROPES CREAKING]
DAVE: I'm sorry.
It's okay. I know, I get it.
- I just feel like
this is our only chance.
- You know what I mean?
- Dave. Please.
LAURA: Please, Dave,
we need to stop him.
DAVE: Oh, shit.
- Please!
- Watch out! Stop!
[MUSIC TURNS DANGEROUS]
You're better than this.
[DAVE PANTING]
[SKIN TEARING]
[DAVE AND LAURA SCREAMING]
[BODIES THUDDING]
[LAURA HYPERVENTILATING]
[DAVE WHIMPERING]
Dave, Dave.
[DAVE SCREAMING]
[LAURA PANTING]
[LOLA'S MOM COOING]
[ALIEN PRANCING]
[LAURA PANTING]
[LOLA'S MOM COOING]
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
[DANGEROUS MUSIC CONTINUES]
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS RETREATING]
[GRASS RUSTLING]
[DAVE GRUNTING]
[LAURA GASPING]
Dave, Dave.
[DANGEROUS MUSIC QUIETS]
Happy Halloween.
Huh? What the-
Dave! Dave!
[LAURA PANTING]
[FOOTSTEPS RETREATING]
- Dave! Dave!
[LAURA PANTING]
What the fuck? What the fuck?
[LAURA SCREAMING]
[ "SLOW BURN" BY TIPSY PLAYS]
Smoke rising realizing
Speed ain't the
move tonight.
Wind down from a long day,
I'll be here by your side.
Yeah! Slow burn, give me that
slow burn.
Baby, let's just close our
eyes and let the world turn.
Oh-oh...
[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS]
Slow burn, give me that
slow burn.
Takin' time to chill out, and
let the world burn.
Oh-oh...
[REGGAE MUSIC ENDS]
INVESTIGATOR: Bring in the
next suspect.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[METAL CHAIR SHIFTING]
[AC HUMMING]
- So you- you used to work
in the school, right?
Yes.
INVESTIGATOR: And then you were
fired from the school?
Yes.
- And were you... mad about that
- No.
[AC HUMMING]
- Well, we found this
in the custodian's closet.
You know what this is?
[YEAR BOOK PLACING]
LOLA'S MOM: Yes. Uh, a year book
- Did you have anything
to do with the murders?
Uh, they were mean to me.
They deserved it.
[PAPER CRUMPLING]
[HEAVY STINGER]
We gon' rock a
steady playlist
A hundred reggae songs
It don't matter if we
lay here
We're safe here all night
long. Light it up, light it-
Slow burn, give me that
slow burn...
Baby let's just close our eyes
and let the world turn.
Oh-oh...
Rock it to the right yo
Slow burn, give me that
slow burn...
Taking time to chill out and
let the world burn.
Oh-oh...
[REGGAE MUSIC ENDS]
[TENTACLES SLITHERING]
Hello?
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[FOOTSTEPS PACING]
[FOOTSTEPS STUTTERING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES]
[HANDS SHUFFLING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC SWELLS]
[DEEP DRONING]
[ALIEN GROWLING]
No. No, no. Fuck this.
[HANDS SHUFFLING]
Tipsy comin' to you live from
Hawaii, yeah
[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS]
[REGGAE MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[REGGAE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[REGGAE MUSIC ENDS]
[SILENCE]
[SILENCE]