That Peter Crouch Film (2023) Movie Script

1
Watching these tapes,
were you dreaming of becoming
a professional footballer?
Can you remember some of the things
people were saying?
Did you have a love life?
How do you rate his golf Harry?
Substitution for England,
replacing number 7 Shaun Wright-Phillips,
Number 16, Peter Crouch.
They just didn't rate you as a player?
When was the first time you
became aware of Pete?
He's big, he's red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch,
Peter Crouch
When did you first become
aware of each other?
How old were you two
when you got together?
In hindsight, looking back,
do you think maybe there were times
when you were a bit too tough on him?
Pushed him too far?
So, somebody picked this up
and turned it into a meme
and then it just went viral, did it?
What was it like when you had to retire?
What's Abbey's feelings about that?
When we started filming
you said you didn't believe that
anybody would be interested in this,
anybody would be interested
in watching it.
Now, how do you feel?
So a couple of people might
watch this documentary then yeah?