The Barn Part II (2022) Movie Script
1
There's a tale around these parts,
one they tell on
nights like tonight,
Halloween night, of an ancient evil
that lives in an old barn
in the middle of nowhere.
One night, a group of kids
just like you,
they stumbled on that barn
and they awoken that evil.
Then one by one
the creatures that they unleashed
slaughtered, dragged
them into the darkness.
The last two boys of the group,
they fought the monsters
and they tried to send them back
to the blackest pits
of fiery hell where they came from.
But before they could,
the entire barn
burst into flames!
Now, nobody knows
what truly happened that night,
but one lone survivor
who made it out alive.
Now, some say
that those things
are still out there,
out here waiting
to be unleashed again
and finish what they started.
Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Have you ever heard of
the old railroad incident?
The one where all those workers got killed
by that runaway train?
And they say,
when you go down to the
off cemetery late at night,
they could still hear the clamoring
of them working on the tracks,
just like they were on that fateful day.
- Zombie railroad.
- So, really,
how did they do it?
How did they awaken the monsters?
I think that'd be a good question for
our fire-starting badge expert
and special guest of the evening,
Scout Master Henry.
Thank you, Scout Master Henry.
Which by the way,
this rendition of that legend
is his story,
and also thank you so much
for finding this campsite.
Oh, you can call me preacher.
In order to awaken them,
you have to
knock on the barn doors and say
"Trick or treat"
three times.
Oh, so kind of like that
game we played while the troop
leader was setting up camp?
It's exactly like that game.
Wait, what?
Okay, boys, I think that's
enough of the Halloween
spooky stories for one night.
Boo!
I'll let you guys finish
this bag of marshmallows,
if you promise to call it a night.
Help me.
What happened?
I knew you would
come back to me,
I now know
it could've been any barn,
all I had to do was
to seal the markings in blood
to bring you home.
I'd know now,
but that little bitches that got away too.
The, the newspapers claim
she's right here in this town.
Soon, we will reclaim
what this rightfully ours.
Okay, listen up, ladies.
It's the start of our fall semester,
and what does that mean?
Our Annual
Sorority Fall Fundraiser.
That's right, it's also the
Gamma Tau psi Halloween Bash,
thanks to some certain sisters,
who were caught giving lap dances
during our haunted house
last year on campus,
they will no longer allow
the event to take place here.
As funny as you may all think this is,
it puts us in
quite a predicament with
the Fall Fundraiser.
We can always have a car wash.
Or how about a wet t-shirt contest?
That's true, it doesn't
matter what the event is anyway,
the guys only come out
to support two things.
What about a bake sale?
A Battle of the Bands competition?
What about a kissing booth?
Uh, yeah, have you seen
some of the nerds on campus?
There's no way I'm gonna just kiss any guy
that pays a couple bucks.
So, you won't do that,
but you'll do it on the weekends for free?
- Ah!
- Ah.
Okay, getting back on track,
I would like to make a motion
to take our annual haunt into town
and relaunch Halloween.
An off-campus haunt?
That would make a lot of sense.
I did read where the
mayor's been receiving
a lot of complaints
over the past two years
and has finally decided to lift
the trick or treat ban this year.
Okay, Heather, go on, I'm listening.
Well, as all of you are aware,
my younger brother, Josh Harper,
is one of the teens
that went missing a couple years ago
on Halloween night,
thus helping Sarah Barnhart,
aka psycho preacher bitch,
to put the ax on Halloween in town.
I, for one, feel that Sam
Daniels and my brother were the
heart and soul of trick
or treating in this town
with their haunted garage
and I think it would be fitting
to pay tribute to them
with this opportunity.
Sounds like a big undertaking,
you think you can do it in six weeks?
- I think so.
- Sister Michelle?
I know that we were
all obligated to help out
with the fundraiser anyway,
but I think what Heather's trying to do
is a great idea.
And if she's willing,
I'd love to partner up
and to see it all the way through.
You do?
That's a little surprising.
- Why?
- I think Sister Lisa
and probably all of us,
are just a little shocked
that you'd wanna be involved
with something that's
so close to the whole...
I get it,
I do, but you don't have
to tiptoe around it.
I appreciate it, believe me,
but I'm okay with it.
I think on a large scale,
Sam and Josh's haunted house would be
the perfect way
to kickstart Halloween
and get back a Barnhart.
And that's something I can
totally get behind,
and I think
that Sam and Josh would too.
Okay, does anyone
disagree with this motion?
So, it's decided.
Heather and Michelle
will both lead this year's fundraiser.
Don't let the sorority down, ladies,
I have very high hopes for this one.
All right, if there are no
more questions to be asked,
then this week's meeting is over.
Thank you so much for
agreeing to help out
with this project.
Uh, I actually wanted to
ask you about it before
I made the motion,
but are you sure you're okay with this?
I mean, given the circumstances,
I don't wanna
trigger anything for you.
No, no, absolutely not.
No, I, I mean,
I've been in Gamma Tau
like two years
and we've never
gotten the chance
to know each other.
I, but I just,
I hoped we missed talking to each other
because of schedules
and not, and not because of...
No, of course not.
I, I really hope I
haven't come off that way,
if I have, I didn't mean to.
No, I, I just,
I never, I never know what people think.
I, I can only assume
they're like, "Why did she survive?"
No, the way I look at it is,
at least there was a lucky one.
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
Michelle, could I borrow a
dress for a date tonight?
- Oh, absolutely.
- Thanks.
Um, so, how should we
get started?
Well, we need a theme,
actors, which we'll use
most of the girls here
to draw in the guys,
food, we gotta do concessions, promotions,
but most importantly, we
gotta find a new location.
It sounds exciting.
Oh, I have a membership
at the video store,
do you wanna swing by
and grab some horror
flicks for the weekend?
Damage our young, innocent minds.
Us head bangers.
'Tis the season,
fall is in the air.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.
- But now,
it's where you get to call in,
let's go to our first call.
Hello caller,
what's your name
and where are you calling from?
Hello, my name is Sarah
and I am calling from Helen's
Valley Community Church.
Ah, yes, Mrs. Barnhart,
I don't want to have to cut you off.
Five teenagers disappeared
on Halloween night,
on their way to a rock concert
you promoted on your show...
What is this, the 12th,
13th time that you've called
into my show?
Why don't you just do it to my face?
Halloween night, my church,
we will be having a town meeting
in the basement
to have Halloween reband.
And I will be there.
You heard it here,
for the first time ever,
I will be taking the show
on the road
and now a word from our sponsor.
He's Dr. Rock
All right, we're clear.
Dewey, who let that whack
job through the line again?
Seriously, guys.
We'll be right back
following these commercials.
Bro, but speaking seriously,
have you been on network producers?
Having a location there,
it's not gonna fly going live.
I already thought about that, Tony.
All we gotta do is prerecord
the regular part of the show,
in advance, then we shoot
the town hall meeting
and edit it carefully,
broadcast it later
to show just what a loony
tune that lady is, right?
You with me?
Yo boss, I'm with you, man.
Anything you need to
make happen, let's do it.
Oh, bingo, so what are some
of your favorite sub genres?
Actually, I really like
a good monster movie,
but one of my favorites
is "Sleepover party Slaughter Fest."
Dude, right on,
that's what I'm talking about.
I never would've guessed.
Ahoy, land-lover,
welcome to the Tape Deck.
Hi Charlie, Michelle,
this is Charlie.
Ahoy, nice to meet you.
We're dressing up a bit
early for Halloween.
If me wants to keep me job,
me best wear my pirate's garb all day.
Is, is that you real accent
or you pulling me arm?
'Tis not but fun to do nonetheless.
Okay, that's really stupid.
No, no, no,
keep it going.
- I really like your costume.
- Seriously?
This isn't my actual style.
So I, if you think I'm cool
because of that,
I, I'm sorry,
I, I have to let you down.
So, what brings you two
scallywags down here?
Uh, well, Heather thought
we should do some research
for taking the
sorority haunt off-campus.
Uh, uh-huh,
yeah, the lap dance incident.
I heard you guys were banned from campus.
Yep, so now we're off
to find a new location.
You don't know of any
houses for rent, do you?
Not off hand,
my uncle, he, ah, house is...
My uncle might be able to help,
I could give him a call and see.
He has this empty building,
it's, uh, just up over the hill
from the drive-in.
Perfect.
Yeah, now if you'll excuse us,
we have a stack of videos and
popcorn calling our names.
Oh, wait, wait, I,
I didn't catch your name.
Michelle.
Michelle, I guess
I'll see you on the return.
Hey buddy, these are
four for 00 cents, right?
I'm on my break.
Thanks, prick.
Well, like I said,
it's nice this old building
being used for something
since the family doesn't
come down here much anymore.
Now, it's got power,
but you gotta make sure the gas
is in the generator at all times,
otherwise you're gonna lose it.
Awesome, thank you
so much for taking the
time to meet with us.
Um, is it okay if we just
take a couple days to think it over and...
Actually, how much is it to rent
this space for the event?
Well, Charlie said y'all
doing this for a fundraiser?
Yeah.
Well, you can consider
the space my donation.
Are you serious?
That's great.
Thank you.
Now you probably won't see much of me.
I got plenty to keep me
busy all up in the house.
Just a little bit of a warning,
there's a well in the basement,
it's about a
40 foot drop,
spring dried up long time ago.
So, if you fell down in it,
you're a goner.
I guess for safety's sake,
I should probably go ahead and board it up
before I head on out this evening.
- Great.
- Great.
Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- Ma'amers.
I am so sorry,
I had no idea it was a barn.
If I had I never would've brought you.
- Stop, it's, it's perfect.
- Really?
It's exactly what Sam
and Josh always wanted,
a haunted house in an actual barn.
Perfect.
Let's see.
Happy Halloween!
No, no!
No!
Yellow, Sheriff Cooper speaking,
what can I do for?
Coop!
Just the person I needed to talk to.
Mayor, how are you?
Well, I'd be doing a lot better
if it wasn't for a certain
problematic individual in this town.
She apparently found some flyers
about a haunted house being
put on by one of the sororities.
And it's the same night
as the town hall
Halloween protest meeting.
I heard about that,
a haunted house of the old
Douglas Slaughter property,
very spooky sounding.
How can I help?
Would you,
would you mind staying nearby
the location that night and,
and just keep an eye on things?
You know, that way I can,
I can at least
tell her it's being overseen.
Sure, yeah, I'll patrol the area,
maybe swing by the old drive-in,
you know, check out the
event from a distance,
let the kids have a little fun.
Thanks Coop, I appreciate it.
I think this is the
last tree on the street.
Yeah, and I think this is the
last house to inform about the haunt too.
Come in, Michelle told
me you'd be stopping by.
Oh, oh, please sit down.
Dad, you remember Heather?
And this is her friend, Michelle.
They are going to pick
up some things,
I'll be right back.
Uh-huh.
I guess there's something
I don't know about?
Yeah, sort of.
- Hello.
- Hi.
Hello.
My Lord, is that little Heather?
It is.
How have you been, Walter?
Oh, now you know it's Walt.
Well, I can't complain,
the old ticker's still kicking.
How's your mother?
She's doing better,
still has her good days and bad days.
Been a rough few years
between losing dad and Josh.
Sure, well we can all understand that.
You know Michelle, fun fact,
Walter here used to
work in the mines
in his younger days.
He has a lot of really great stories,
stories that helped Sam
scare all the neighborhood kids.
So, you're the legendary grandfather?
Well, I've been known to
spin a yarn or two in my time,
but I don't think that's
what you two girls
are here for, is it?
No, we'd love to hear
one from the man himself.
Well, there is one story
that I've never really told
to another living soul.
As you say, I worked for
the coal company
back in the 1030s,
end of the '30s.
They settled me with
this new guy,
kid called Mitchell.
I remember
he turned up for work his first day in a
pair of them smart
coveralls, name tag on his chest.
I guess the kid was real proud.
Now, the townspeople
were complaining about
the smell of
sulfur in the water,
so they send
Mitchell and me
out to take a look see,
way out, back of beyond.
And so it's not to cause a
stir in the neighborhood,
they decided to send us out
in the middle of the night
and of all nights in the year
they could have chosen to send us,
they chose Halloween.
Strange thing is,
when we got to the well,
there was this
old scarecrow on a pole
right next to it
and set right on the well head
was a jack-o'-lantern carved, lit,
eyes flickering in the dark, kinda spooky,
but no more than you'd
expect to see on Halloween.
And we could smell right away
what the town's folk were
complaining about, awful smell.
Well anyway, before I knew it,
Mitchell's got a hold of the rope
and he's climbing down into the well,
he's gone about 20 feet down,
so I tossed my
helmet down to him,
it had one of those
electric lamps on the front of it.
Suddenly, the rope yanks
and the light from the lamp
goes out and Mitchell starts shouting,
"pull me up,
pull me up!"
"I see him,
I see him,
it's the Boogeyman!"
"pull me up!"
And the crank handle
was going around so fast
and it flew up and hit the scarecrow,
and then it hit the jack-o'-lantern,
and everything went
down into the bottom of that well.
Well, I peered down into the well,
but I couldn't see a thing,
complete blackness,
utter silence.
And then
the lamp on my helmet switched on
and I see Mitchell's face
looking back up at me.
For a moment, that's all I can see.
But then I see this clawed hand
taking hold of Mitchell's hair
and peeling it back off his head,
like taking the peel off of orange.
What did you do then?
What did I do?
I ran, I ran like hell.
The company tried to shrug it off,
they called it
a workplace incident.
But do you know, they
never made any attempt
to go down into that well
and retrieve Mitchell's body?
They filled it in,
sealed it up,
covered it over
and they put up a building
over the top of it.
And do you know what building
they put there?
A barn.
Oh Dad, enough with your ghost stories.
He thinks just because
Sam fell for them, everyone will.
This is all I could find,
I hope it'll work for you.
This is amazing,
you have no idea how much it means to me
to actually be able to
use their real haunt props
for our fundraiser.
Yeah.
Ah, think nothing of it.
When Michelle asked me it
was a no-brainer.
Thank you so much Mr. Daniels
and thank you Walt for
sharing your story with us.
You're welcome, oh, and girls,
remember to follow the rules.
We will, Walt, we will.
Now, get out there
and raise some hell.
Sam and Josh
both said they saw them, you know.
Saw what?
After I left the Harvest Dance, I,
but they said they saw them,
the, the monsters.
I'm sure they thought so,
but we don't know what kind of costumes
those crazy people were wearing,
it was Halloween after all.
I mean, did you see them?
No, I just saw people in black robes.
Since we're asking questions,
do you really think they died?
I don't know.
I guess I like to think that
Josh and Sam and the rest of your friends
just decided they had had enough
and took a leap
and left this town and never came back.
Knowing Josh, they probably groupies
for Demon lnferno somewhere.
I like to think so.
I mean, who knows, maybe they will
come to our
Halloween Bash and crash the party.
Don't touch
Don't deem
No shame, no guilt inside of me
Right now
'Cause I know
Right now
I'm unstoppable
I'm unstoppable
We'll fight
We'll fight
We'll bleed
The only way
To stop deranging me
'Cause I know
Right now
I'm unstoppable
I'm unstoppable
Get it on
Right now
Get it on
Right now
Give it to me, baby
Give me all that you got
Get it on
Right now
So come on
Right now
Waiting for you, baby
Take me over the top
Get it on
Right now
Get it on
Right now
Give it to me, baby
Give me all that you got
Get it on
Right now
So, come on
Right now
And show me what you got
Get it on
Right now
Get it on
Right now
Give it to me, baby
Give me all that you got
Get it on
Right now
So, come on
Right now
Waiting for you, baby
Take me over the top
Get it on
Right now
Get it on
Right now
Give it to be, baby
Give me all that you got
Get it on
Okay, before the Deltas
show up for the mixer,
I just wanna take this
opportunity to thank
all of you for helping
to make our upcoming
fundraiser possible, especially Michelle.
Michelle has put
more work into this event,
more so than even I had
planned to, originally.
She spent countless hours there,
at that place,
by herself, bringing her designs to life
and I don't think there's anyone
who knows how much
Sam and Josh would appreciate it
more than her.
Michelle, would you like to say anything?
Yeah.
So, with the fundraiser opening next week,
we'll finally get to honor
Sam and Josh,
something I couldn't
have done without
all of your help.
Ha, let's party like it's our last horah.
All right.
Gamma Tau psi!
Oh, it's a Friday night creep out
Friday night creep out
Friday night creep out
Friday night creep out
And all around
Do so and free
Can't you see the victim here in me
Thank you all for coming out,
the haunt is just about to start.
Make sure when you exit,
you come back around
to continue the party,
the costume contest starts at
00pm, don't get too scared in there.
And now some words
from our sister, Heather.
It's all right
Tonight, we reclaim Halloween.
Woo!
We honor our lost and loved ones
and most importantly,
we re-open the barn doors.
Welcome to Sam and Josh's
Haunted Barn, 1002.
Woo!
Oh rules,.
Rule number one,
the only way to exit
is to finish
so there is no turning back.
Rule number two, no running.
And rule number three,
don't touch the monsters
and they won't touch you.
And in true urban legend fashion,
before you can enter,
you must knock three
times on the barn doors
and say, "Trick or treat, Sam and Josh."
Uh, anyone with tickets,
meet me at the barn doors.
Sounds about right.
I mean, we're pretty zombie-like, right?
I don't even know how to answer that,
so I'm just gonna go ahead and
crack open another brewski.
Here you go, Chet.
Right.
I mean, half my body is
stuck under the ground,
so the most that I can do is like
reach my arms out and
like try to grab somebody
or like open my eyes real wide
or open my mouth real while like a zombie.
- Whoo-whoo.
- Wow, okay, uh,
how many beers you got back there?
Dudes, I think you're in the wrong spot.
The fuck?
No, no.
Smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
I guess this must be the place.
Yeah, looks like it.
Come on, we got work to do.
No one there.
Boo.
- Order, order.
- Boo!
Folks, folks, quiet down now,
now we've called this meeting because
Miss Barnfart over here,
is, is upset because we've
reinstated Halloween.
She wants to get...
The faster we can make this vote
to reinstate the ban on Halloween,
the faster we can shut
down that barn party.
We do not
want a repeat of where Weary Falls.
So, remember to only pass out candy
to the people in scary costumes.
Don't ask, it's some weird rule
Michelle and Heather stipulated
and I'll be back for fill-ups
in a bit, okay, just...
Who dare enter my pumpkin patch?
Dude, what the hell man?
Keep moving.
Dude, there can only be one Jack
and I am the real jack,
so piss off.
The Helen's
Valley Drive-in snack bar
is now open,
please visit us for all
our tasty treats
and our hot, buttered popcorn.
And don't forget,
our horror movie marathon continues
right after this short intermission.
Oh wow, Sheriff,
I didn't expect you to be coming by
for the marathon tonight.
Well, Joe,
as much as I'd love
to check out your fine
array of films this evening,
I actually wanted to see if I could
park the cruiser here
and I wanted to check up
on the kids at the haunt
over the hill,
make sure things are kosher.
Okay, Cooper, put it
by the snack bar, if you don't mind.
And then once you finish
your little stakeout,
come on back and enjoy the show.
Showing some good ones tonight?
Oh, we're always showing good ones,
but what are we showing?
Oh, oh man,
"House of Dismembered Waitresses,"
you gotta see this one.
Double aardvark and four smashed heads,
actually, triple aardvark
and then quadruple aardvark,
and 15 breasts,
two scenes that don't
make a lick of sense,
gratuitous disco dancing,
and it's that one with beach girls
roasted on barbecue spits.
Not to worry...
I gotta tell you, Joe,
you have a strange way
of selling your films
that I do not understand,
but I will admit
does make me wanna...
Check it out, right?
- See you in a while.
- All right folks,
the blood bath continues
with our second piece.
- Two.
- There you go,
enjoy the haunt.
- Thank you!
- Oh.
Well, if it isn't a legendary
lap dance Larry, himself.
I hear we have you today for this event.
Hey, my apologies
if I caused you guys
any trouble last year,
but you're welcome.
Hey, are Tracy or Jessica
participating in the activities tonight?
Yes, Larry, I hope you plan on making
a large donation this year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'ma,
I'm gonna be your number one supporter.
Take a piece of your pie
Enjoy.
Bam, bam
About to take it all night
It goes bam, bam
Two?
Oh, hey, nice of you to join us.
Why don't you come take a
seat on the bed with us?
Whoa, hold there, Chief.
We could use a big strong
man to help protect us
from that deranged mechanic on the loose.
We heard he is out looking
for lonely school girls.
Hell yeah!
I'm a big scary monster.
Hey, you wanna mess with the nerd?
Sure.
Wow, Brett, you got them so good.
Yeah?
You girls like my scaring techniques?
Wow, you Gamma girls
are looking so fine tonight, man.
So hot, it's like staring
into the sun or something,
you know?
Oh yeah?
You like what you see?
Heck yeah, I do.
It's like I can't look
'cause I'm blinded by
the hotness, you know?
Brett, there's another group coming,
get in the closing.
Oh man, this is bullshit.
Ugh, we'll talk later.
Lucas, what are you doing, bud?
You know you shouldn't leave your station.
Go over there, bud.
You'll get more scares
while everyone's looking at me.
Go on, idiot.
Sheriff Coop, come on down.
I can assure you
there is no underage drinking going on.
I was hoping you
wouldn't spot me so quick.
On the bend to check on us, huh?
Well, you know Barnhart,
just making sure things aren't
getting outta hand.
Well, since you're here,
you might as well partake
in the fun, no charge.
Will you
Might take you up on that,
it's been ages since I've
been in a haunted house.
And we can have a beer
with your name on it
when you come back around.
Mm, I'm on duty.
Sheriff is headed
over to enter the haunt,
let's push him to the front of
the line and get him through,
wanna keep the party going
and not scare everybody off.
Corey, I forgot my
candy in the dorm room.
Can I snag some of yours
before Lisa finds out?
What don't you want me to find out?
I was just looking for some more candy,
I ran out already.
Already?
Hmm, well, I guess I can
go grab some more from my
personal inventory, follow me.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, is that Corey?
Is he okay?
Oh my God!
We have a pause in the line,
gonna be about a five minute break.
Get in the zone.
These girls are totally in to me, man.
Think I'm actually gonna get laid.
This is gonna be the best day of my life.
Whoa.
Hey Britt, let's try again,
but this time
let's amp it up a bit.
Okay.
- Hey Brett.
- ,
It would be nice if you came out here.
What are you yanking it in there?
Why are you dressed like that now?
This costume doesn't
even go with the set.
In case you didn't hear,
we had a five minute break
to do whatever we want.
Is that a corn cup in your pants
or are you just happy to see us?
So, what happens when
you get real excited?
Do you pop
corn down there?
Come on, Brett,
don't you wanna join in on the fun?
This could be your last chance, big boy.
All right, creeper, that's enough,
we were just having a little fun.
Might actually have gone somewhere,
but you just made this really weird.
Britt, I'm pretty sure he cream corned
in his pants already.
Okay, for real, dude.
Cut the act and lose the mask,
you're actually creeping me out now.
Thank you.
Can I say I'm really impressed
with this costume?
Thank you, my inspiration
comes from future me.
You know, first, Charlie,
lowly, video store clerk,
but eventually, old,
senile pizza delivery man.
Who, who are you?
Well, I think Heather
has me beat costume-wise.
What about my costume?
It's supposed to be a bitchin' in 1040s
baseball babe with attitude
and nothing says attitude
more than this here bat.
Besides, if any of the frat dudes
get a little too touchy,
touchy with the sister see,
I'll break their kneecaps
with the peacemaker here.
Ew, this is so fun,
this reminds me
of working at the roller ring.
Have you been there?
Oh yeah, I remember seeing
you there all the time
back when I used to skate,
when my legs worked.
I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry,
I didn't mean it.
I'm just messing around.
But I do remember seeing you there,
back when I would take
my brother to skate.
But yeah, this seems like it's going
pretty great so far.
Yeah, I mean, Heather and I
are so excited for, you know,
Sam and Josh and...
Yeah, Sam, he,
he really would've liked all this.
He was your boyfriend, right?
When all that happened?
No,
we were friends.
I mean, maybe, who knows?
Like in another life or,
or something, um.
Anyway, is it true you didn't
know who I was
when you saw me at the video store?
I told you, I,
I didn't know at first.
I mean, I probably wouldn't have sent you
to check out a barn,
if I did, just saying.
Fair.
Uh-oh, looks like a line's forming.
I better get back to it
before my boss starts cracking the whip.
Yeah, you should.
I know, she scares me.
Oh, well, well.
Oh, here.
Fire, let's go roll
Dude, we are killing it.
Has the feed back been good?
Uh, I'm not sure,
no one's come back around yet.
I think people are just
headed over the hill
to the drive-in marathon,
but as far as ticket sales go,
we are raking in the dough.
Oh, hi.
Thank you.
Enjoy.
Gross, ugh.
Can someone come down here
and clean up the vomit off the floor,
in front of the dungeon?
Not it, this shit's everywhere.
Uh, copy that, I'll
send someone in shortly.
Did you hear that?
We just made someone puke.
Ah, you scared me, go ahead.
Hey, I thought they told
you the rules outside
You don't touch us and we don't touch...
Welcome to the slaughter house,
I want your flesh
I'm the Boogeyman.
Tori, babe, even for a couple of bucks,
this is pretty damn lame.
Wait a second,
is that you Lucas?
No, it's not Lucas.
Yeah, Tori, that is definitely Lucas.
- Yeah.
- No, I, I'm the Boogeyman.
That mask sucks
and, uh, did your mom
make the costume too, loser?
You know my mom's in County.
I'm here doing charity work
for the sorority girls
around the corner,
I'm sleeping in the back for a week,
eating banana peels
and sucking on apple cores.
Okay, okay, okay,
now, this dude looks badass.
Do me a favor, bud,
and put that Boogeyman
out of his misery.
I'm the one in the
costume busting my ass,
what do you want?
Charity work my ass, kill him.
Yeah, crank it.
Damn!
Hey man, how the fuck do you do that?
No, no, no.
Run you a little worm,
maybe next time you'll
remember the safe word
and I'ma let you out.
Thanks for supporting the haunt, Becky!
Now that's my type of girl.
What, are you gonna punish me?
Maybe I should,
after the you pulled at the last haunt.
Baby, you know, Lap Dance Larry
has got to get him some of those
Night moves
That's right, stay in that chair, pig.
Both of my girls?
You have got to be shitting me.
Larry, Larry,
you've been such a bad boy.
Mm-hmm, yeah,
so bad, uh-huh.
How much money you got?
What are you offering?
More than you can handle.
Let's get it on
My self-control is gone
Black eyeliner and those
eyebrows that you draw on
Long fingernails
Kinda wig with pink pig-tails
Watching you pulse
You got me flying of the walls
Our hearts are beating here
Smoke on the mirror
Backseat is always ready
Knock me through my dear
Too hot, too hot to handle
Too hot, too hot to handle
Come on, don't stop, stay with you
You're too hot, too hot to handle
Come on
Too hot, too hot to handle
Too hot, too hot to handle
You can't change
You can't, you know you're too hot
You're too hot, too
hot to handle, my god
Calm down, lover boy.
I haven't even gotten to the best part.
Tracy!
My name is Stanley Daniels,
but I'm sure
many of you know me more
as the father
of one of the missing
children, Sam Daniels.
The truth is,
the real reason he left
that night was because
Ms. Barnhart called me
and asked me to have Sam
collect canned goods
on Halloween night
as his punishment
for a prank he played on her.
Okay, settle down,
settle down, it's true.
I did ask Sam to do that,
in hopes of showing him
the consequences of his action.
Why is this the first time we're
hearing about the truth?
Hey,
does any one know where
the full gas cans are?
The generator's almost empty.
Heather, where'd you put the gas cans?
Oh shit, shit, shit, I completely forgot
with everything going on.
It's gonna be ruined without electricity.
It's okay, I'll go get them.
Where did you put them?
I left 'em in my car,
but I'll grab them.
I got it.
No, it's okay,
I'll get them.
No, I got it, it's our haunt
and I dropped the ball.
There's a gas station
10 miles up the road,
just gimme 20 minutes,
I'll be right back.
Is everything all right?
Yeah, it's fine.
It was just a little hiccup.
Eh.
Boo!
Oh my God, I, I, I'm so sorry,
it's just you said hiccup
and then I did a hiccup thing
and then here we are, oh...
Um, it's okay, it's all right.
Um, it gives me a,
a reason to change anyway.
- Yeah.
- Anyway,
can you watch the table?
Yeah, no problem.
Where is everybody?
Oh, steam locomotion,
real scary, girls.
All right, roger that,
I'll be ready.
Is that a pig?
Come here, piggy.
Come on, come on little buddy.
Oh shit!
Look, we should let
the kids have Halloween.
This is ridiculous
and you know it, Sarah.
Dr. Rock, I would like to
hear what you have to say.
Oh, Dr. Rock,
what would you like to say?
Or play, I suppose.
Well, first and foremost,
I want to extend my condolences
to all the families who suffered
from this terrible tragedy.
The only people
who should be blamed for what happened
at Weary Falls
are the cult members themselves,
who committed these heinous acts.
Placing the blame anywhere else
or on any anyone else, is unacceptable.
I feel awful
that these kids
who went to a concert
that I promoted
have gone missing.
And yes, you're right,
this is, this is my keytar.
Dr. Rock's touring days
are long gone,
but I still like to
play music every now and then,
it brings me enjoyment.
Miss Barnhart,
Halloween is their instrument,
let them have their fun!
Yeah!
Thank you.
Hey guys, it's Dotty.
I found Jen's walkie, but no, Jen.
Also, I shit you not,
but there is a trick or treater
climbing out of the well.
Someone needs to go fix that
before we get fucking sued.
Yeah, this is Michelle,
I'll check it out.
Can you cover again?
Sure thing.
Ah, 'ey, you might wanna
put something on since you're
not in costume anymore.
Oh, smart thinking, Lincoln.
I better take this too.
I'm so high
In case there's peace-making to be done.
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
You will die!
Welcome to Dr. Dinglegary's play...
Oh, it's you.
Where the hell have you been all night?
Some of us have actual
jobs, Dr. Dingleberry.
Look, it was supposed to say Dinglegary.
I don't know which one of
you took it upon yourselves
to make it say this.
Now, where the hell is Tiff?
I don't know,
she left like an hour ago to get candy.
That is so annoying,
I can't find Jen either.
Yeah, well that sounds
like a you problem.
Here's your candy.
You are a huge dick.
- Yeah, it is.
- Ew.
Sounds like we got some trick or treaters,
get in your spot, Dr. Dinglegary.
Come in, the doctor will see you now.
Oh my God,
is no one in their stations tonight?
At least I can practice
on you guys before the
real trick or treaters get here.
Meet our mad doctor,
pay no attention to his one eye,
he's a little self-conscious.
Mwha-ha-ha.
Hello?
Jen?
Are you down here?
Hey, psst.
Ow, what the hell?
God, first you kiss me,
then you punch me?
Ow.
Oh, how are you alive?
I, I missed you so much.
How, how, how did you get here?
Listen, we don't have
time for that right now.
There are things walking around out there
and it is not safe,
we need to hide.
But this is haunted house
in Helen's Valley,
these are people from college, l...
That's not possible, what do you mean?
Well, I sent you in a van
hours ago to go find help.
Sam, that was three years ago.
Where's Josh?
What the hell is that?
Who the hell did this?
I've never seen it before,
it, it could have been anyone.
Did you have a car?
The sheriff you killed had one.
He, he parked over at the drive-in.
All right, we might need this.
Ah, here we go, a pick-up.
Hello, Charlie, Charlie,
if you can hear me,
it's really dangerous down here.
Can you please make sure everybody exits
through the front?
I repeat, exit through the front.
Okay, we have to go, be quiet.
- Hello, hello?
- Run!
Hello, Michelle?
You were breaking up,
I, I had to step aside to hear you.
What's going on?
Hello?
I don't see a cop car anywhere.
Just keep looking,
make your way to the
concession stand, come on.
What the hell?
Whoa, here they come
Like the night of the living dead
Just like the night
Of the living dead
Just like the night
Of the living dead
Just like the night of the living dead
Just like the night of the living dead
There's the car,
give me the keys.
We have to get back into town
and warn everybody what's going on.
Dispatch, dispatch, come in, over.
I know we can find
some important people.
Barnhart is having a
town hall meeting at the chapel
and of course she's putting
the nail in the coffin
of all things Halloween
and she's using you and
the other missing kids
as her reasoning.
Of course, she is,
she told me she would.
Sam,
where were you?
I don't think you'd
believe me if I told you.
I just saw my sorority sisters
eating each other's brains out.
Of course, I'll believe you.
We managed to stop the feeding and
in doing so, we,
we broke the golden rule.
We tricked the treat.
We got locked in the basement,
the building somehow went up in flames,
there was no way out except
for this hole in the floor,
it looked like some kind of
well or something, I
don't know, it just...
All I can remember is waking up.
I, I, I couldn't find Josh.
I looked all over the place,
I never saw him again,
I couldn't even find a way out.
But I saw them,
they were there.
Fixed back up, pieced together.
That's why they're back,
they're back 'cause they wanna finish
what we started.
They, they're here for you,
they're here for me,
they're here for redemption.
Sam, what's going on with your hand?
It was the miner.
What the fuck?
What, what's wrong?
I don't know l...
Shut the fuck up.
Are you okay?
I don't know, I, uh,
Right here, over here, pull
over here, pull over here.
Hello, Michelle?
Hello?
Anybody?
Hello, is any-
- Stairs!
Okay, okay, we've talked
about a lot tonight,
the important thing
is we get out
and shut down that barn party.
Enough!
There's some real scary
shit out there
and you have been using
what happened to me
and my friends
to fuel your
Halloween crusade for years.
But you don't know what happened
because you weren't there.
And you know what?
You will when those things
start breaking down the door.
What in tarnation is going on here?
Sam?
You're alive!
Oh my, you're alive.
How is this possible?
I'll explain everything later, Dad.
But you and everybody else,
you guys need to stay inside,
lock the doors,
the windows,
grab anything that you can
that can be used as a weapon.
Calm down, everybody,
keep your mud flaps closed.
Come on, come on.
What the hell was that?
Oh my God, what was that?
It's just a Halloween pumpkin head,
who's got some candy corn?
Get away from that, don't touch it!
What is that?
Yeah,
he does that.
We're gonna need all the help we can get.
What kind of tools do you
have in that maintenance shed?
Forgive us, Father,
we're about to sin.
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Oh, my, my, my.
Ah, what
I did that, uh, uh
Tony!
That's rock and roll, baby.
Just go inside, keep everybody safe.
Sam,
there's too many,
we have to go.
Shit, we've gotta hide.
Get in the hardware store.
We can't, it's locked.
Watch out, I've got this.
Do you think they saw us?
Oh, God, I hope not, here.
That might hold 'em.
The last thing we want
is to take 'em on all at once, trust me.
- They're coming.
- What?
You're locally found
hardware in a wide selection.
Okay, soon as they walk away,
we make a run for the door.
Okay.
Shit.
Okay, new plan,
we go out this door.
Okay.
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Does this look familiar, huh?
Sam!
Attention,
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in 15 minutes.
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and have a nice day.
We have to get those things
back into the well at the barn
because now that they're dead,
all the others should be heading back
and we can send them all
back to hell together.
Oh my God, heather's at the barn.
Heather who?
Josh's sister, Heather,
she went to go get gas for the,
for the generators.
And I, I, totally forgot.
Michelle, we need to go right now.
No, Sam, Sam, Sam.
Michelle, Michelle, promise
me you're gonna finish this.
No, you're gonna go with me,
you're gonna help me, Sam.
You're gonna, you're gonna help me,
you have to help me.
Sam.
- Michelle.
- Yeah?
- Oh, Sam.
- Michelle.
L, I love you.
I love you, too.
Hello?
Shh, they'll hear you.
Charlie, what is going on?
Get in here.
No, seriously, where is everyone?
I don't know,
I came inside to find Michelle
and I ended up getting
chased through the haunt
by your sorority sisters.
And I don't know what's wrong with them,
but they attacked me
and I bashed him in the
head with my brace and,
and there is something
big in here,
really big, flying around,
following me through the barn.
Charlie, there are
birds and bats and owls
all over this place.
Wait, what did you do
to the sorority sisters?
No, no, no, it is some kind of creature.
I think everybody's dead
or, or undead,
or fucking something crazy, I don't know.
Don't move.
Hey!
Heather, are you okay?
Charlie, are you okay or what...?
Wait, what are those, monsters?
Those things?
Huh, nothing much,
just your average pig man
and weird-ass crow creature.
Where have you been?
- Sam's back.
- What?
Yeah, and everything,
everything his grandfather said that,
the, the legend, it's all true.
And it's Sam and I, we,
we killed them
and now we have to take that bag
and put it in the well and finish this.
Did you say Sam's back?
Yeah, he came from the well
with the monsters.
It worked, it actually worked,
I can't believe it.
You can't believe what worked?
The knocking on the doors,
the saying "Trick or
treats, Sam and Josh."
I, I just thought of Michelle was right
and they really did unleash
something in Weary,
there was a chance that
maybe they were still
with those things, somewhere and that
maybe Sam and Josh would be released too.
And I mean, the minute
you found that barn
I, I knew that if it was real,
that if they came back on Halloween,
I wanted the chance
to end it.
Where's Josh?
Where, where is Sam now?
Michelle, I,
I didn't think it was really gonna work.
And even, even if it did,
I didn't think about the repercussions.
I didn't either, at all.
Um, but I did build
booby traps in here so
we can get out.
So, let's just take the stuff,
put in the well
and just stay close to me,
and we'll get out of here.
Run!
What are we waiting for?
Just the right
moment.
How do we kill this thing?
I don't know, but it
needs to go to the basement.
Are you sure this
net can hold the weight of a
super beast?
Shit.
Go!
No!
What is it?
What are we looking for?
Uh, there should be
a wire here.
I can't find it.
Hey, over here!
Hey, big guy.
It's me you want,
come on.
Okay, when I say ready,
hit the switch.
Three, two, one, now!
Now!
Now!
Go, go, go, run, go.
Michelle, there's nothing in here.
Sorry, Charlie,
Jump, Heather.
Come on, let's get him to the well.
Hey-o, long time, sis.
I got something for you,
you three-headed bastard.
Who's got a light?
I could burn his ass.
Well, if it isn't the
Christian cowboy himself.
Look who decided to show
up at the last minute.
Hey.
I knew you were alive.
I'm back.
What took you so long?
Well, I had to wait 'til
the end to save the day.
Let's get the fuck outta here.
Yeah.
Steer clear there.
It worked, your plan worked.
I'm just, I'm really happy.
What do you mean?
I'm just happy.
Into the night
Whoa, whoa
Whoa
In the night when I'm feeling loaded
I'm running wild through the city
And I know
What to do now
Until it seems so willingly
And lucified
In to the night
Over and over again
Into the night
Night
This time I'll break these chains
There's a thrill in
the chase of the hunter
And for tonight, go on the loose
On the loose
Whatever you sell
Be assured I will take it
'Cause I can't stand your tears
Your my disease
In to the night
Over and over again
Into the night
Night
This time I'll break these chains
Whoa
Whoa
I went down to a party
Down by the lake
A last Stone concert in the USA
Billed by a billionaire without a name
Everyone around says clearly
Say you can't kill me
You can't kill me
'Cause I'm already dead
The city got together
At the old town hall
I passed a resolution
To tear them all
They went to the castle
With torches in hand
They found an army of the dead
Singing with the band
You can't kill me
You can't kill me
'Cause I'm already dead
And if you ever get invited
To a party by the lake
You have to make a choice
Between the town and the slain
For town it gives you comfort,
Safety and sane
But the dead will keep you dancing
Forever and a day
You can't kill me
You can't kill me
You can't kill me
You can't kill me
'Cause I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
Well, I've read the good book
I even taken up saints
Been chugging holy water
Shoving it up stakes
At night I hear them whisper
In my ear
Demonic incantations
Death in drawing near
When your gun fails
And the ashes fall
Will you
Tremble in fear
Or answer the call
Answer the call
Call of the void
Call of the void
Nefarious creation
A serpents kiss
Foul creatures, walking shadows
Through the abyss
And these visions haunt me nightly
What's left unsaid
I'm cursed to walk this wasteland
Come on now, die
When your gun fails
And the ashes fall
Will you
Tremble in fear
Or answer the call
Answer the call
Call of the void
You went looking for the devil
You went looking for the devil
And are you looking for the devil
Well, you found me
When your gun fails
And the ashes fall
Will you
Tremble in fear
Or answer the call
Answer the call
When your gun fails
And the ashes fall
Will you
Tremble in fear
Or answer the call
Call of the void
You're looking for trouble
Hold on to the night
It fills up inside you
Be it that you rise
Here on the dark side
We make our own stay
Regret and forgiveness
Fall victim to that
We won't go
Without a fight
Fear rising
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
We won't go
Without a fight
Fear rising
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
It's not enough to try for them
It's not enough to cry for them
It's not
There's a tale around these parts,
one they tell on
nights like tonight,
Halloween night, of an ancient evil
that lives in an old barn
in the middle of nowhere.
One night, a group of kids
just like you,
they stumbled on that barn
and they awoken that evil.
Then one by one
the creatures that they unleashed
slaughtered, dragged
them into the darkness.
The last two boys of the group,
they fought the monsters
and they tried to send them back
to the blackest pits
of fiery hell where they came from.
But before they could,
the entire barn
burst into flames!
Now, nobody knows
what truly happened that night,
but one lone survivor
who made it out alive.
Now, some say
that those things
are still out there,
out here waiting
to be unleashed again
and finish what they started.
Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Have you ever heard of
the old railroad incident?
The one where all those workers got killed
by that runaway train?
And they say,
when you go down to the
off cemetery late at night,
they could still hear the clamoring
of them working on the tracks,
just like they were on that fateful day.
- Zombie railroad.
- So, really,
how did they do it?
How did they awaken the monsters?
I think that'd be a good question for
our fire-starting badge expert
and special guest of the evening,
Scout Master Henry.
Thank you, Scout Master Henry.
Which by the way,
this rendition of that legend
is his story,
and also thank you so much
for finding this campsite.
Oh, you can call me preacher.
In order to awaken them,
you have to
knock on the barn doors and say
"Trick or treat"
three times.
Oh, so kind of like that
game we played while the troop
leader was setting up camp?
It's exactly like that game.
Wait, what?
Okay, boys, I think that's
enough of the Halloween
spooky stories for one night.
Boo!
I'll let you guys finish
this bag of marshmallows,
if you promise to call it a night.
Help me.
What happened?
I knew you would
come back to me,
I now know
it could've been any barn,
all I had to do was
to seal the markings in blood
to bring you home.
I'd know now,
but that little bitches that got away too.
The, the newspapers claim
she's right here in this town.
Soon, we will reclaim
what this rightfully ours.
Okay, listen up, ladies.
It's the start of our fall semester,
and what does that mean?
Our Annual
Sorority Fall Fundraiser.
That's right, it's also the
Gamma Tau psi Halloween Bash,
thanks to some certain sisters,
who were caught giving lap dances
during our haunted house
last year on campus,
they will no longer allow
the event to take place here.
As funny as you may all think this is,
it puts us in
quite a predicament with
the Fall Fundraiser.
We can always have a car wash.
Or how about a wet t-shirt contest?
That's true, it doesn't
matter what the event is anyway,
the guys only come out
to support two things.
What about a bake sale?
A Battle of the Bands competition?
What about a kissing booth?
Uh, yeah, have you seen
some of the nerds on campus?
There's no way I'm gonna just kiss any guy
that pays a couple bucks.
So, you won't do that,
but you'll do it on the weekends for free?
- Ah!
- Ah.
Okay, getting back on track,
I would like to make a motion
to take our annual haunt into town
and relaunch Halloween.
An off-campus haunt?
That would make a lot of sense.
I did read where the
mayor's been receiving
a lot of complaints
over the past two years
and has finally decided to lift
the trick or treat ban this year.
Okay, Heather, go on, I'm listening.
Well, as all of you are aware,
my younger brother, Josh Harper,
is one of the teens
that went missing a couple years ago
on Halloween night,
thus helping Sarah Barnhart,
aka psycho preacher bitch,
to put the ax on Halloween in town.
I, for one, feel that Sam
Daniels and my brother were the
heart and soul of trick
or treating in this town
with their haunted garage
and I think it would be fitting
to pay tribute to them
with this opportunity.
Sounds like a big undertaking,
you think you can do it in six weeks?
- I think so.
- Sister Michelle?
I know that we were
all obligated to help out
with the fundraiser anyway,
but I think what Heather's trying to do
is a great idea.
And if she's willing,
I'd love to partner up
and to see it all the way through.
You do?
That's a little surprising.
- Why?
- I think Sister Lisa
and probably all of us,
are just a little shocked
that you'd wanna be involved
with something that's
so close to the whole...
I get it,
I do, but you don't have
to tiptoe around it.
I appreciate it, believe me,
but I'm okay with it.
I think on a large scale,
Sam and Josh's haunted house would be
the perfect way
to kickstart Halloween
and get back a Barnhart.
And that's something I can
totally get behind,
and I think
that Sam and Josh would too.
Okay, does anyone
disagree with this motion?
So, it's decided.
Heather and Michelle
will both lead this year's fundraiser.
Don't let the sorority down, ladies,
I have very high hopes for this one.
All right, if there are no
more questions to be asked,
then this week's meeting is over.
Thank you so much for
agreeing to help out
with this project.
Uh, I actually wanted to
ask you about it before
I made the motion,
but are you sure you're okay with this?
I mean, given the circumstances,
I don't wanna
trigger anything for you.
No, no, absolutely not.
No, I, I mean,
I've been in Gamma Tau
like two years
and we've never
gotten the chance
to know each other.
I, but I just,
I hoped we missed talking to each other
because of schedules
and not, and not because of...
No, of course not.
I, I really hope I
haven't come off that way,
if I have, I didn't mean to.
No, I, I just,
I never, I never know what people think.
I, I can only assume
they're like, "Why did she survive?"
No, the way I look at it is,
at least there was a lucky one.
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
Michelle, could I borrow a
dress for a date tonight?
- Oh, absolutely.
- Thanks.
Um, so, how should we
get started?
Well, we need a theme,
actors, which we'll use
most of the girls here
to draw in the guys,
food, we gotta do concessions, promotions,
but most importantly, we
gotta find a new location.
It sounds exciting.
Oh, I have a membership
at the video store,
do you wanna swing by
and grab some horror
flicks for the weekend?
Damage our young, innocent minds.
Us head bangers.
'Tis the season,
fall is in the air.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.
- But now,
it's where you get to call in,
let's go to our first call.
Hello caller,
what's your name
and where are you calling from?
Hello, my name is Sarah
and I am calling from Helen's
Valley Community Church.
Ah, yes, Mrs. Barnhart,
I don't want to have to cut you off.
Five teenagers disappeared
on Halloween night,
on their way to a rock concert
you promoted on your show...
What is this, the 12th,
13th time that you've called
into my show?
Why don't you just do it to my face?
Halloween night, my church,
we will be having a town meeting
in the basement
to have Halloween reband.
And I will be there.
You heard it here,
for the first time ever,
I will be taking the show
on the road
and now a word from our sponsor.
He's Dr. Rock
All right, we're clear.
Dewey, who let that whack
job through the line again?
Seriously, guys.
We'll be right back
following these commercials.
Bro, but speaking seriously,
have you been on network producers?
Having a location there,
it's not gonna fly going live.
I already thought about that, Tony.
All we gotta do is prerecord
the regular part of the show,
in advance, then we shoot
the town hall meeting
and edit it carefully,
broadcast it later
to show just what a loony
tune that lady is, right?
You with me?
Yo boss, I'm with you, man.
Anything you need to
make happen, let's do it.
Oh, bingo, so what are some
of your favorite sub genres?
Actually, I really like
a good monster movie,
but one of my favorites
is "Sleepover party Slaughter Fest."
Dude, right on,
that's what I'm talking about.
I never would've guessed.
Ahoy, land-lover,
welcome to the Tape Deck.
Hi Charlie, Michelle,
this is Charlie.
Ahoy, nice to meet you.
We're dressing up a bit
early for Halloween.
If me wants to keep me job,
me best wear my pirate's garb all day.
Is, is that you real accent
or you pulling me arm?
'Tis not but fun to do nonetheless.
Okay, that's really stupid.
No, no, no,
keep it going.
- I really like your costume.
- Seriously?
This isn't my actual style.
So I, if you think I'm cool
because of that,
I, I'm sorry,
I, I have to let you down.
So, what brings you two
scallywags down here?
Uh, well, Heather thought
we should do some research
for taking the
sorority haunt off-campus.
Uh, uh-huh,
yeah, the lap dance incident.
I heard you guys were banned from campus.
Yep, so now we're off
to find a new location.
You don't know of any
houses for rent, do you?
Not off hand,
my uncle, he, ah, house is...
My uncle might be able to help,
I could give him a call and see.
He has this empty building,
it's, uh, just up over the hill
from the drive-in.
Perfect.
Yeah, now if you'll excuse us,
we have a stack of videos and
popcorn calling our names.
Oh, wait, wait, I,
I didn't catch your name.
Michelle.
Michelle, I guess
I'll see you on the return.
Hey buddy, these are
four for 00 cents, right?
I'm on my break.
Thanks, prick.
Well, like I said,
it's nice this old building
being used for something
since the family doesn't
come down here much anymore.
Now, it's got power,
but you gotta make sure the gas
is in the generator at all times,
otherwise you're gonna lose it.
Awesome, thank you
so much for taking the
time to meet with us.
Um, is it okay if we just
take a couple days to think it over and...
Actually, how much is it to rent
this space for the event?
Well, Charlie said y'all
doing this for a fundraiser?
Yeah.
Well, you can consider
the space my donation.
Are you serious?
That's great.
Thank you.
Now you probably won't see much of me.
I got plenty to keep me
busy all up in the house.
Just a little bit of a warning,
there's a well in the basement,
it's about a
40 foot drop,
spring dried up long time ago.
So, if you fell down in it,
you're a goner.
I guess for safety's sake,
I should probably go ahead and board it up
before I head on out this evening.
- Great.
- Great.
Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- Ma'amers.
I am so sorry,
I had no idea it was a barn.
If I had I never would've brought you.
- Stop, it's, it's perfect.
- Really?
It's exactly what Sam
and Josh always wanted,
a haunted house in an actual barn.
Perfect.
Let's see.
Happy Halloween!
No, no!
No!
Yellow, Sheriff Cooper speaking,
what can I do for?
Coop!
Just the person I needed to talk to.
Mayor, how are you?
Well, I'd be doing a lot better
if it wasn't for a certain
problematic individual in this town.
She apparently found some flyers
about a haunted house being
put on by one of the sororities.
And it's the same night
as the town hall
Halloween protest meeting.
I heard about that,
a haunted house of the old
Douglas Slaughter property,
very spooky sounding.
How can I help?
Would you,
would you mind staying nearby
the location that night and,
and just keep an eye on things?
You know, that way I can,
I can at least
tell her it's being overseen.
Sure, yeah, I'll patrol the area,
maybe swing by the old drive-in,
you know, check out the
event from a distance,
let the kids have a little fun.
Thanks Coop, I appreciate it.
I think this is the
last tree on the street.
Yeah, and I think this is the
last house to inform about the haunt too.
Come in, Michelle told
me you'd be stopping by.
Oh, oh, please sit down.
Dad, you remember Heather?
And this is her friend, Michelle.
They are going to pick
up some things,
I'll be right back.
Uh-huh.
I guess there's something
I don't know about?
Yeah, sort of.
- Hello.
- Hi.
Hello.
My Lord, is that little Heather?
It is.
How have you been, Walter?
Oh, now you know it's Walt.
Well, I can't complain,
the old ticker's still kicking.
How's your mother?
She's doing better,
still has her good days and bad days.
Been a rough few years
between losing dad and Josh.
Sure, well we can all understand that.
You know Michelle, fun fact,
Walter here used to
work in the mines
in his younger days.
He has a lot of really great stories,
stories that helped Sam
scare all the neighborhood kids.
So, you're the legendary grandfather?
Well, I've been known to
spin a yarn or two in my time,
but I don't think that's
what you two girls
are here for, is it?
No, we'd love to hear
one from the man himself.
Well, there is one story
that I've never really told
to another living soul.
As you say, I worked for
the coal company
back in the 1030s,
end of the '30s.
They settled me with
this new guy,
kid called Mitchell.
I remember
he turned up for work his first day in a
pair of them smart
coveralls, name tag on his chest.
I guess the kid was real proud.
Now, the townspeople
were complaining about
the smell of
sulfur in the water,
so they send
Mitchell and me
out to take a look see,
way out, back of beyond.
And so it's not to cause a
stir in the neighborhood,
they decided to send us out
in the middle of the night
and of all nights in the year
they could have chosen to send us,
they chose Halloween.
Strange thing is,
when we got to the well,
there was this
old scarecrow on a pole
right next to it
and set right on the well head
was a jack-o'-lantern carved, lit,
eyes flickering in the dark, kinda spooky,
but no more than you'd
expect to see on Halloween.
And we could smell right away
what the town's folk were
complaining about, awful smell.
Well anyway, before I knew it,
Mitchell's got a hold of the rope
and he's climbing down into the well,
he's gone about 20 feet down,
so I tossed my
helmet down to him,
it had one of those
electric lamps on the front of it.
Suddenly, the rope yanks
and the light from the lamp
goes out and Mitchell starts shouting,
"pull me up,
pull me up!"
"I see him,
I see him,
it's the Boogeyman!"
"pull me up!"
And the crank handle
was going around so fast
and it flew up and hit the scarecrow,
and then it hit the jack-o'-lantern,
and everything went
down into the bottom of that well.
Well, I peered down into the well,
but I couldn't see a thing,
complete blackness,
utter silence.
And then
the lamp on my helmet switched on
and I see Mitchell's face
looking back up at me.
For a moment, that's all I can see.
But then I see this clawed hand
taking hold of Mitchell's hair
and peeling it back off his head,
like taking the peel off of orange.
What did you do then?
What did I do?
I ran, I ran like hell.
The company tried to shrug it off,
they called it
a workplace incident.
But do you know, they
never made any attempt
to go down into that well
and retrieve Mitchell's body?
They filled it in,
sealed it up,
covered it over
and they put up a building
over the top of it.
And do you know what building
they put there?
A barn.
Oh Dad, enough with your ghost stories.
He thinks just because
Sam fell for them, everyone will.
This is all I could find,
I hope it'll work for you.
This is amazing,
you have no idea how much it means to me
to actually be able to
use their real haunt props
for our fundraiser.
Yeah.
Ah, think nothing of it.
When Michelle asked me it
was a no-brainer.
Thank you so much Mr. Daniels
and thank you Walt for
sharing your story with us.
You're welcome, oh, and girls,
remember to follow the rules.
We will, Walt, we will.
Now, get out there
and raise some hell.
Sam and Josh
both said they saw them, you know.
Saw what?
After I left the Harvest Dance, I,
but they said they saw them,
the, the monsters.
I'm sure they thought so,
but we don't know what kind of costumes
those crazy people were wearing,
it was Halloween after all.
I mean, did you see them?
No, I just saw people in black robes.
Since we're asking questions,
do you really think they died?
I don't know.
I guess I like to think that
Josh and Sam and the rest of your friends
just decided they had had enough
and took a leap
and left this town and never came back.
Knowing Josh, they probably groupies
for Demon lnferno somewhere.
I like to think so.
I mean, who knows, maybe they will
come to our
Halloween Bash and crash the party.
Don't touch
Don't deem
No shame, no guilt inside of me
Right now
'Cause I know
Right now
I'm unstoppable
I'm unstoppable
We'll fight
We'll fight
We'll bleed
The only way
To stop deranging me
'Cause I know
Right now
I'm unstoppable
I'm unstoppable
Get it on
Right now
Get it on
Right now
Give it to me, baby
Give me all that you got
Get it on
Right now
So come on
Right now
Waiting for you, baby
Take me over the top
Get it on
Right now
Get it on
Right now
Give it to me, baby
Give me all that you got
Get it on
Right now
So, come on
Right now
And show me what you got
Get it on
Right now
Get it on
Right now
Give it to me, baby
Give me all that you got
Get it on
Right now
So, come on
Right now
Waiting for you, baby
Take me over the top
Get it on
Right now
Get it on
Right now
Give it to be, baby
Give me all that you got
Get it on
Okay, before the Deltas
show up for the mixer,
I just wanna take this
opportunity to thank
all of you for helping
to make our upcoming
fundraiser possible, especially Michelle.
Michelle has put
more work into this event,
more so than even I had
planned to, originally.
She spent countless hours there,
at that place,
by herself, bringing her designs to life
and I don't think there's anyone
who knows how much
Sam and Josh would appreciate it
more than her.
Michelle, would you like to say anything?
Yeah.
So, with the fundraiser opening next week,
we'll finally get to honor
Sam and Josh,
something I couldn't
have done without
all of your help.
Ha, let's party like it's our last horah.
All right.
Gamma Tau psi!
Oh, it's a Friday night creep out
Friday night creep out
Friday night creep out
Friday night creep out
And all around
Do so and free
Can't you see the victim here in me
Thank you all for coming out,
the haunt is just about to start.
Make sure when you exit,
you come back around
to continue the party,
the costume contest starts at
00pm, don't get too scared in there.
And now some words
from our sister, Heather.
It's all right
Tonight, we reclaim Halloween.
Woo!
We honor our lost and loved ones
and most importantly,
we re-open the barn doors.
Welcome to Sam and Josh's
Haunted Barn, 1002.
Woo!
Oh rules,.
Rule number one,
the only way to exit
is to finish
so there is no turning back.
Rule number two, no running.
And rule number three,
don't touch the monsters
and they won't touch you.
And in true urban legend fashion,
before you can enter,
you must knock three
times on the barn doors
and say, "Trick or treat, Sam and Josh."
Uh, anyone with tickets,
meet me at the barn doors.
Sounds about right.
I mean, we're pretty zombie-like, right?
I don't even know how to answer that,
so I'm just gonna go ahead and
crack open another brewski.
Here you go, Chet.
Right.
I mean, half my body is
stuck under the ground,
so the most that I can do is like
reach my arms out and
like try to grab somebody
or like open my eyes real wide
or open my mouth real while like a zombie.
- Whoo-whoo.
- Wow, okay, uh,
how many beers you got back there?
Dudes, I think you're in the wrong spot.
The fuck?
No, no.
Smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
I guess this must be the place.
Yeah, looks like it.
Come on, we got work to do.
No one there.
Boo.
- Order, order.
- Boo!
Folks, folks, quiet down now,
now we've called this meeting because
Miss Barnfart over here,
is, is upset because we've
reinstated Halloween.
She wants to get...
The faster we can make this vote
to reinstate the ban on Halloween,
the faster we can shut
down that barn party.
We do not
want a repeat of where Weary Falls.
So, remember to only pass out candy
to the people in scary costumes.
Don't ask, it's some weird rule
Michelle and Heather stipulated
and I'll be back for fill-ups
in a bit, okay, just...
Who dare enter my pumpkin patch?
Dude, what the hell man?
Keep moving.
Dude, there can only be one Jack
and I am the real jack,
so piss off.
The Helen's
Valley Drive-in snack bar
is now open,
please visit us for all
our tasty treats
and our hot, buttered popcorn.
And don't forget,
our horror movie marathon continues
right after this short intermission.
Oh wow, Sheriff,
I didn't expect you to be coming by
for the marathon tonight.
Well, Joe,
as much as I'd love
to check out your fine
array of films this evening,
I actually wanted to see if I could
park the cruiser here
and I wanted to check up
on the kids at the haunt
over the hill,
make sure things are kosher.
Okay, Cooper, put it
by the snack bar, if you don't mind.
And then once you finish
your little stakeout,
come on back and enjoy the show.
Showing some good ones tonight?
Oh, we're always showing good ones,
but what are we showing?
Oh, oh man,
"House of Dismembered Waitresses,"
you gotta see this one.
Double aardvark and four smashed heads,
actually, triple aardvark
and then quadruple aardvark,
and 15 breasts,
two scenes that don't
make a lick of sense,
gratuitous disco dancing,
and it's that one with beach girls
roasted on barbecue spits.
Not to worry...
I gotta tell you, Joe,
you have a strange way
of selling your films
that I do not understand,
but I will admit
does make me wanna...
Check it out, right?
- See you in a while.
- All right folks,
the blood bath continues
with our second piece.
- Two.
- There you go,
enjoy the haunt.
- Thank you!
- Oh.
Well, if it isn't a legendary
lap dance Larry, himself.
I hear we have you today for this event.
Hey, my apologies
if I caused you guys
any trouble last year,
but you're welcome.
Hey, are Tracy or Jessica
participating in the activities tonight?
Yes, Larry, I hope you plan on making
a large donation this year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'ma,
I'm gonna be your number one supporter.
Take a piece of your pie
Enjoy.
Bam, bam
About to take it all night
It goes bam, bam
Two?
Oh, hey, nice of you to join us.
Why don't you come take a
seat on the bed with us?
Whoa, hold there, Chief.
We could use a big strong
man to help protect us
from that deranged mechanic on the loose.
We heard he is out looking
for lonely school girls.
Hell yeah!
I'm a big scary monster.
Hey, you wanna mess with the nerd?
Sure.
Wow, Brett, you got them so good.
Yeah?
You girls like my scaring techniques?
Wow, you Gamma girls
are looking so fine tonight, man.
So hot, it's like staring
into the sun or something,
you know?
Oh yeah?
You like what you see?
Heck yeah, I do.
It's like I can't look
'cause I'm blinded by
the hotness, you know?
Brett, there's another group coming,
get in the closing.
Oh man, this is bullshit.
Ugh, we'll talk later.
Lucas, what are you doing, bud?
You know you shouldn't leave your station.
Go over there, bud.
You'll get more scares
while everyone's looking at me.
Go on, idiot.
Sheriff Coop, come on down.
I can assure you
there is no underage drinking going on.
I was hoping you
wouldn't spot me so quick.
On the bend to check on us, huh?
Well, you know Barnhart,
just making sure things aren't
getting outta hand.
Well, since you're here,
you might as well partake
in the fun, no charge.
Will you
Might take you up on that,
it's been ages since I've
been in a haunted house.
And we can have a beer
with your name on it
when you come back around.
Mm, I'm on duty.
Sheriff is headed
over to enter the haunt,
let's push him to the front of
the line and get him through,
wanna keep the party going
and not scare everybody off.
Corey, I forgot my
candy in the dorm room.
Can I snag some of yours
before Lisa finds out?
What don't you want me to find out?
I was just looking for some more candy,
I ran out already.
Already?
Hmm, well, I guess I can
go grab some more from my
personal inventory, follow me.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, is that Corey?
Is he okay?
Oh my God!
We have a pause in the line,
gonna be about a five minute break.
Get in the zone.
These girls are totally in to me, man.
Think I'm actually gonna get laid.
This is gonna be the best day of my life.
Whoa.
Hey Britt, let's try again,
but this time
let's amp it up a bit.
Okay.
- Hey Brett.
- ,
It would be nice if you came out here.
What are you yanking it in there?
Why are you dressed like that now?
This costume doesn't
even go with the set.
In case you didn't hear,
we had a five minute break
to do whatever we want.
Is that a corn cup in your pants
or are you just happy to see us?
So, what happens when
you get real excited?
Do you pop
corn down there?
Come on, Brett,
don't you wanna join in on the fun?
This could be your last chance, big boy.
All right, creeper, that's enough,
we were just having a little fun.
Might actually have gone somewhere,
but you just made this really weird.
Britt, I'm pretty sure he cream corned
in his pants already.
Okay, for real, dude.
Cut the act and lose the mask,
you're actually creeping me out now.
Thank you.
Can I say I'm really impressed
with this costume?
Thank you, my inspiration
comes from future me.
You know, first, Charlie,
lowly, video store clerk,
but eventually, old,
senile pizza delivery man.
Who, who are you?
Well, I think Heather
has me beat costume-wise.
What about my costume?
It's supposed to be a bitchin' in 1040s
baseball babe with attitude
and nothing says attitude
more than this here bat.
Besides, if any of the frat dudes
get a little too touchy,
touchy with the sister see,
I'll break their kneecaps
with the peacemaker here.
Ew, this is so fun,
this reminds me
of working at the roller ring.
Have you been there?
Oh yeah, I remember seeing
you there all the time
back when I used to skate,
when my legs worked.
I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry,
I didn't mean it.
I'm just messing around.
But I do remember seeing you there,
back when I would take
my brother to skate.
But yeah, this seems like it's going
pretty great so far.
Yeah, I mean, Heather and I
are so excited for, you know,
Sam and Josh and...
Yeah, Sam, he,
he really would've liked all this.
He was your boyfriend, right?
When all that happened?
No,
we were friends.
I mean, maybe, who knows?
Like in another life or,
or something, um.
Anyway, is it true you didn't
know who I was
when you saw me at the video store?
I told you, I,
I didn't know at first.
I mean, I probably wouldn't have sent you
to check out a barn,
if I did, just saying.
Fair.
Uh-oh, looks like a line's forming.
I better get back to it
before my boss starts cracking the whip.
Yeah, you should.
I know, she scares me.
Oh, well, well.
Oh, here.
Fire, let's go roll
Dude, we are killing it.
Has the feed back been good?
Uh, I'm not sure,
no one's come back around yet.
I think people are just
headed over the hill
to the drive-in marathon,
but as far as ticket sales go,
we are raking in the dough.
Oh, hi.
Thank you.
Enjoy.
Gross, ugh.
Can someone come down here
and clean up the vomit off the floor,
in front of the dungeon?
Not it, this shit's everywhere.
Uh, copy that, I'll
send someone in shortly.
Did you hear that?
We just made someone puke.
Ah, you scared me, go ahead.
Hey, I thought they told
you the rules outside
You don't touch us and we don't touch...
Welcome to the slaughter house,
I want your flesh
I'm the Boogeyman.
Tori, babe, even for a couple of bucks,
this is pretty damn lame.
Wait a second,
is that you Lucas?
No, it's not Lucas.
Yeah, Tori, that is definitely Lucas.
- Yeah.
- No, I, I'm the Boogeyman.
That mask sucks
and, uh, did your mom
make the costume too, loser?
You know my mom's in County.
I'm here doing charity work
for the sorority girls
around the corner,
I'm sleeping in the back for a week,
eating banana peels
and sucking on apple cores.
Okay, okay, okay,
now, this dude looks badass.
Do me a favor, bud,
and put that Boogeyman
out of his misery.
I'm the one in the
costume busting my ass,
what do you want?
Charity work my ass, kill him.
Yeah, crank it.
Damn!
Hey man, how the fuck do you do that?
No, no, no.
Run you a little worm,
maybe next time you'll
remember the safe word
and I'ma let you out.
Thanks for supporting the haunt, Becky!
Now that's my type of girl.
What, are you gonna punish me?
Maybe I should,
after the you pulled at the last haunt.
Baby, you know, Lap Dance Larry
has got to get him some of those
Night moves
That's right, stay in that chair, pig.
Both of my girls?
You have got to be shitting me.
Larry, Larry,
you've been such a bad boy.
Mm-hmm, yeah,
so bad, uh-huh.
How much money you got?
What are you offering?
More than you can handle.
Let's get it on
My self-control is gone
Black eyeliner and those
eyebrows that you draw on
Long fingernails
Kinda wig with pink pig-tails
Watching you pulse
You got me flying of the walls
Our hearts are beating here
Smoke on the mirror
Backseat is always ready
Knock me through my dear
Too hot, too hot to handle
Too hot, too hot to handle
Come on, don't stop, stay with you
You're too hot, too hot to handle
Come on
Too hot, too hot to handle
Too hot, too hot to handle
You can't change
You can't, you know you're too hot
You're too hot, too
hot to handle, my god
Calm down, lover boy.
I haven't even gotten to the best part.
Tracy!
My name is Stanley Daniels,
but I'm sure
many of you know me more
as the father
of one of the missing
children, Sam Daniels.
The truth is,
the real reason he left
that night was because
Ms. Barnhart called me
and asked me to have Sam
collect canned goods
on Halloween night
as his punishment
for a prank he played on her.
Okay, settle down,
settle down, it's true.
I did ask Sam to do that,
in hopes of showing him
the consequences of his action.
Why is this the first time we're
hearing about the truth?
Hey,
does any one know where
the full gas cans are?
The generator's almost empty.
Heather, where'd you put the gas cans?
Oh shit, shit, shit, I completely forgot
with everything going on.
It's gonna be ruined without electricity.
It's okay, I'll go get them.
Where did you put them?
I left 'em in my car,
but I'll grab them.
I got it.
No, it's okay,
I'll get them.
No, I got it, it's our haunt
and I dropped the ball.
There's a gas station
10 miles up the road,
just gimme 20 minutes,
I'll be right back.
Is everything all right?
Yeah, it's fine.
It was just a little hiccup.
Eh.
Boo!
Oh my God, I, I, I'm so sorry,
it's just you said hiccup
and then I did a hiccup thing
and then here we are, oh...
Um, it's okay, it's all right.
Um, it gives me a,
a reason to change anyway.
- Yeah.
- Anyway,
can you watch the table?
Yeah, no problem.
Where is everybody?
Oh, steam locomotion,
real scary, girls.
All right, roger that,
I'll be ready.
Is that a pig?
Come here, piggy.
Come on, come on little buddy.
Oh shit!
Look, we should let
the kids have Halloween.
This is ridiculous
and you know it, Sarah.
Dr. Rock, I would like to
hear what you have to say.
Oh, Dr. Rock,
what would you like to say?
Or play, I suppose.
Well, first and foremost,
I want to extend my condolences
to all the families who suffered
from this terrible tragedy.
The only people
who should be blamed for what happened
at Weary Falls
are the cult members themselves,
who committed these heinous acts.
Placing the blame anywhere else
or on any anyone else, is unacceptable.
I feel awful
that these kids
who went to a concert
that I promoted
have gone missing.
And yes, you're right,
this is, this is my keytar.
Dr. Rock's touring days
are long gone,
but I still like to
play music every now and then,
it brings me enjoyment.
Miss Barnhart,
Halloween is their instrument,
let them have their fun!
Yeah!
Thank you.
Hey guys, it's Dotty.
I found Jen's walkie, but no, Jen.
Also, I shit you not,
but there is a trick or treater
climbing out of the well.
Someone needs to go fix that
before we get fucking sued.
Yeah, this is Michelle,
I'll check it out.
Can you cover again?
Sure thing.
Ah, 'ey, you might wanna
put something on since you're
not in costume anymore.
Oh, smart thinking, Lincoln.
I better take this too.
I'm so high
In case there's peace-making to be done.
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
You will die!
Welcome to Dr. Dinglegary's play...
Oh, it's you.
Where the hell have you been all night?
Some of us have actual
jobs, Dr. Dingleberry.
Look, it was supposed to say Dinglegary.
I don't know which one of
you took it upon yourselves
to make it say this.
Now, where the hell is Tiff?
I don't know,
she left like an hour ago to get candy.
That is so annoying,
I can't find Jen either.
Yeah, well that sounds
like a you problem.
Here's your candy.
You are a huge dick.
- Yeah, it is.
- Ew.
Sounds like we got some trick or treaters,
get in your spot, Dr. Dinglegary.
Come in, the doctor will see you now.
Oh my God,
is no one in their stations tonight?
At least I can practice
on you guys before the
real trick or treaters get here.
Meet our mad doctor,
pay no attention to his one eye,
he's a little self-conscious.
Mwha-ha-ha.
Hello?
Jen?
Are you down here?
Hey, psst.
Ow, what the hell?
God, first you kiss me,
then you punch me?
Ow.
Oh, how are you alive?
I, I missed you so much.
How, how, how did you get here?
Listen, we don't have
time for that right now.
There are things walking around out there
and it is not safe,
we need to hide.
But this is haunted house
in Helen's Valley,
these are people from college, l...
That's not possible, what do you mean?
Well, I sent you in a van
hours ago to go find help.
Sam, that was three years ago.
Where's Josh?
What the hell is that?
Who the hell did this?
I've never seen it before,
it, it could have been anyone.
Did you have a car?
The sheriff you killed had one.
He, he parked over at the drive-in.
All right, we might need this.
Ah, here we go, a pick-up.
Hello, Charlie, Charlie,
if you can hear me,
it's really dangerous down here.
Can you please make sure everybody exits
through the front?
I repeat, exit through the front.
Okay, we have to go, be quiet.
- Hello, hello?
- Run!
Hello, Michelle?
You were breaking up,
I, I had to step aside to hear you.
What's going on?
Hello?
I don't see a cop car anywhere.
Just keep looking,
make your way to the
concession stand, come on.
What the hell?
Whoa, here they come
Like the night of the living dead
Just like the night
Of the living dead
Just like the night
Of the living dead
Just like the night of the living dead
Just like the night of the living dead
There's the car,
give me the keys.
We have to get back into town
and warn everybody what's going on.
Dispatch, dispatch, come in, over.
I know we can find
some important people.
Barnhart is having a
town hall meeting at the chapel
and of course she's putting
the nail in the coffin
of all things Halloween
and she's using you and
the other missing kids
as her reasoning.
Of course, she is,
she told me she would.
Sam,
where were you?
I don't think you'd
believe me if I told you.
I just saw my sorority sisters
eating each other's brains out.
Of course, I'll believe you.
We managed to stop the feeding and
in doing so, we,
we broke the golden rule.
We tricked the treat.
We got locked in the basement,
the building somehow went up in flames,
there was no way out except
for this hole in the floor,
it looked like some kind of
well or something, I
don't know, it just...
All I can remember is waking up.
I, I, I couldn't find Josh.
I looked all over the place,
I never saw him again,
I couldn't even find a way out.
But I saw them,
they were there.
Fixed back up, pieced together.
That's why they're back,
they're back 'cause they wanna finish
what we started.
They, they're here for you,
they're here for me,
they're here for redemption.
Sam, what's going on with your hand?
It was the miner.
What the fuck?
What, what's wrong?
I don't know l...
Shut the fuck up.
Are you okay?
I don't know, I, uh,
Right here, over here, pull
over here, pull over here.
Hello, Michelle?
Hello?
Anybody?
Hello, is any-
- Stairs!
Okay, okay, we've talked
about a lot tonight,
the important thing
is we get out
and shut down that barn party.
Enough!
There's some real scary
shit out there
and you have been using
what happened to me
and my friends
to fuel your
Halloween crusade for years.
But you don't know what happened
because you weren't there.
And you know what?
You will when those things
start breaking down the door.
What in tarnation is going on here?
Sam?
You're alive!
Oh my, you're alive.
How is this possible?
I'll explain everything later, Dad.
But you and everybody else,
you guys need to stay inside,
lock the doors,
the windows,
grab anything that you can
that can be used as a weapon.
Calm down, everybody,
keep your mud flaps closed.
Come on, come on.
What the hell was that?
Oh my God, what was that?
It's just a Halloween pumpkin head,
who's got some candy corn?
Get away from that, don't touch it!
What is that?
Yeah,
he does that.
We're gonna need all the help we can get.
What kind of tools do you
have in that maintenance shed?
Forgive us, Father,
we're about to sin.
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Oh, my, my, my.
Ah, what
I did that, uh, uh
Tony!
That's rock and roll, baby.
Just go inside, keep everybody safe.
Sam,
there's too many,
we have to go.
Shit, we've gotta hide.
Get in the hardware store.
We can't, it's locked.
Watch out, I've got this.
Do you think they saw us?
Oh, God, I hope not, here.
That might hold 'em.
The last thing we want
is to take 'em on all at once, trust me.
- They're coming.
- What?
You're locally found
hardware in a wide selection.
Okay, soon as they walk away,
we make a run for the door.
Okay.
Shit.
Okay, new plan,
we go out this door.
Okay.
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Does this look familiar, huh?
Sam!
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We have to get those things
back into the well at the barn
because now that they're dead,
all the others should be heading back
and we can send them all
back to hell together.
Oh my God, heather's at the barn.
Heather who?
Josh's sister, Heather,
she went to go get gas for the,
for the generators.
And I, I, totally forgot.
Michelle, we need to go right now.
No, Sam, Sam, Sam.
Michelle, Michelle, promise
me you're gonna finish this.
No, you're gonna go with me,
you're gonna help me, Sam.
You're gonna, you're gonna help me,
you have to help me.
Sam.
- Michelle.
- Yeah?
- Oh, Sam.
- Michelle.
L, I love you.
I love you, too.
Hello?
Shh, they'll hear you.
Charlie, what is going on?
Get in here.
No, seriously, where is everyone?
I don't know,
I came inside to find Michelle
and I ended up getting
chased through the haunt
by your sorority sisters.
And I don't know what's wrong with them,
but they attacked me
and I bashed him in the
head with my brace and,
and there is something
big in here,
really big, flying around,
following me through the barn.
Charlie, there are
birds and bats and owls
all over this place.
Wait, what did you do
to the sorority sisters?
No, no, no, it is some kind of creature.
I think everybody's dead
or, or undead,
or fucking something crazy, I don't know.
Don't move.
Hey!
Heather, are you okay?
Charlie, are you okay or what...?
Wait, what are those, monsters?
Those things?
Huh, nothing much,
just your average pig man
and weird-ass crow creature.
Where have you been?
- Sam's back.
- What?
Yeah, and everything,
everything his grandfather said that,
the, the legend, it's all true.
And it's Sam and I, we,
we killed them
and now we have to take that bag
and put it in the well and finish this.
Did you say Sam's back?
Yeah, he came from the well
with the monsters.
It worked, it actually worked,
I can't believe it.
You can't believe what worked?
The knocking on the doors,
the saying "Trick or
treats, Sam and Josh."
I, I just thought of Michelle was right
and they really did unleash
something in Weary,
there was a chance that
maybe they were still
with those things, somewhere and that
maybe Sam and Josh would be released too.
And I mean, the minute
you found that barn
I, I knew that if it was real,
that if they came back on Halloween,
I wanted the chance
to end it.
Where's Josh?
Where, where is Sam now?
Michelle, I,
I didn't think it was really gonna work.
And even, even if it did,
I didn't think about the repercussions.
I didn't either, at all.
Um, but I did build
booby traps in here so
we can get out.
So, let's just take the stuff,
put in the well
and just stay close to me,
and we'll get out of here.
Run!
What are we waiting for?
Just the right
moment.
How do we kill this thing?
I don't know, but it
needs to go to the basement.
Are you sure this
net can hold the weight of a
super beast?
Shit.
Go!
No!
What is it?
What are we looking for?
Uh, there should be
a wire here.
I can't find it.
Hey, over here!
Hey, big guy.
It's me you want,
come on.
Okay, when I say ready,
hit the switch.
Three, two, one, now!
Now!
Now!
Go, go, go, run, go.
Michelle, there's nothing in here.
Sorry, Charlie,
Jump, Heather.
Come on, let's get him to the well.
Hey-o, long time, sis.
I got something for you,
you three-headed bastard.
Who's got a light?
I could burn his ass.
Well, if it isn't the
Christian cowboy himself.
Look who decided to show
up at the last minute.
Hey.
I knew you were alive.
I'm back.
What took you so long?
Well, I had to wait 'til
the end to save the day.
Let's get the fuck outta here.
Yeah.
Steer clear there.
It worked, your plan worked.
I'm just, I'm really happy.
What do you mean?
I'm just happy.
Into the night
Whoa, whoa
Whoa
In the night when I'm feeling loaded
I'm running wild through the city
And I know
What to do now
Until it seems so willingly
And lucified
In to the night
Over and over again
Into the night
Night
This time I'll break these chains
There's a thrill in
the chase of the hunter
And for tonight, go on the loose
On the loose
Whatever you sell
Be assured I will take it
'Cause I can't stand your tears
Your my disease
In to the night
Over and over again
Into the night
Night
This time I'll break these chains
Whoa
Whoa
I went down to a party
Down by the lake
A last Stone concert in the USA
Billed by a billionaire without a name
Everyone around says clearly
Say you can't kill me
You can't kill me
'Cause I'm already dead
The city got together
At the old town hall
I passed a resolution
To tear them all
They went to the castle
With torches in hand
They found an army of the dead
Singing with the band
You can't kill me
You can't kill me
'Cause I'm already dead
And if you ever get invited
To a party by the lake
You have to make a choice
Between the town and the slain
For town it gives you comfort,
Safety and sane
But the dead will keep you dancing
Forever and a day
You can't kill me
You can't kill me
You can't kill me
You can't kill me
'Cause I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
Well, I've read the good book
I even taken up saints
Been chugging holy water
Shoving it up stakes
At night I hear them whisper
In my ear
Demonic incantations
Death in drawing near
When your gun fails
And the ashes fall
Will you
Tremble in fear
Or answer the call
Answer the call
Call of the void
Call of the void
Nefarious creation
A serpents kiss
Foul creatures, walking shadows
Through the abyss
And these visions haunt me nightly
What's left unsaid
I'm cursed to walk this wasteland
Come on now, die
When your gun fails
And the ashes fall
Will you
Tremble in fear
Or answer the call
Answer the call
Call of the void
You went looking for the devil
You went looking for the devil
And are you looking for the devil
Well, you found me
When your gun fails
And the ashes fall
Will you
Tremble in fear
Or answer the call
Answer the call
When your gun fails
And the ashes fall
Will you
Tremble in fear
Or answer the call
Call of the void
You're looking for trouble
Hold on to the night
It fills up inside you
Be it that you rise
Here on the dark side
We make our own stay
Regret and forgiveness
Fall victim to that
We won't go
Without a fight
Fear rising
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
We won't go
Without a fight
Fear rising
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
Alive comes the night
It's not enough to try for them
It's not enough to cry for them
It's not