The Chicken Party (2018) Movie Script
1
- Get away.
Stop!
- What?
- Please, no, no more.
No, stop.
- No, no, no, no, no.
This is fun.
- No.
- Yes, this is part of the game.
- I'm done.
I don't want to play.
I don't want to play.
- No?
- I don't want to play.
- No?
- Can I go?
I want to go.
- Go?
You knew the rules.
- No, no, not like this.
- You knew the rules.
- Stop!
Stop!
- Shh!
- Yeah?
- Mm.
- Hi, my name is David.
How are you?
- Uh, hello, David, I am Sakura.
Uh, good to meet you.
I'm fine, and you?
- I'm fine, thank you.
Where are you from?
- Uh, I don't, ah, from Japan.
Uh, the first time Los Angeles.
It's, uh, very nice, very nice here.
- And where do you like it here?
Do you want me to show you around,
and your cute sister too?
Is she single?
- No, she is not cute.
She wear makeup too much.
She ugly, let's leave her.
- I'm sorry, guys, hi.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- We got lost.
Can you help us?
- Sure.
- Oh, of course, yeah.
Where do you need to be?
- We're looking for L.A. Life.
- Oh, ooh.
- Oh.
You guys are lost.
That's far from here.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I told her.
- So what you want to do is
continue down this street.
- Down this street.
- And you're gonna see
a bus stop for bus 16.
- Okay.
- You want to get on that bus.
- 16.
- And that's gonna take you
to L.A. Life.
- Okay.
- It's seven stops, okay?
- Seven stops, okay.
- You get off there, and you're there.
- Okay, so keep going straight that way?
- Yeah, just continue down this road.
- Okay, all right.
- Yeah, exactly.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Of course.
I'm just studying Japanese.
- Oh wow, your Japanese is really good.
And this is my friend Sarah.
- Not really, she's teaching me.
- Wow, Samantha, you're a good teacher.
- Oh, thank you.
- She is.
- So how long are you guys in L.A.?
Are you visiting other cities?
- No, we're not.
We're actually staying until Sunday,
and we're just staying
here in Los Angeles.
- You're leaving so soon?
- Yeah.
- Well, um, in that case,
why don't I give you...
Should I?
- Yeah.
- Ah, here we go.
This.
It's an invitation to a Christmas party
that we're having.
We call it The Chicken Party.
We use it as like this kind
of party to meet new friends
and learn about other cultures
from different people,
and, uh, it's gonna be fun.
There's gonna be games and music
and cute guys.
- Cute guys.
- That sort of thing, and, um,
yeah, we'd love it if you guys could come.
All the info's there.
- It's this Saturday.
- Okay.
- So, yeah.
- Cool.
- Cool.
- I'll see if we can make it.
- Thank you.
- Oh, of course, yeah.
I hope you guys can make it.
And don't get lost anymore, okay?
- Thank you.
And we won't.
- Of course.
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
Ah, Sakura.
- Huh?
Bye-bye.
Sakura!
Sakura!
Sakura.
- Sakura, Sakura!
Sakura!
- What up, bitch?
Chicken,
chicken, chicken party!
- Chicken party.
Chicken, chicken.
- And party.
And bullshit.
And party.
And bullshit.
Come in, come in.
I'm so glad you guys could make it.
That's awesome.
All right, so over here,
we have a name tag station.
So if you just write down your name,
stick it on and then
come on in to the party.
Great.
- Hi, ladies.
Welcome.
- Okay, all right.
James.
- Yeah?
- Everything's good?
- Yeah.
- All right, cool.
Um, okay then, all right.
Um, so hello, everyone.
First of all, merry Christmas.
Thank you, all, so much
for coming tonight.
It really means a lot to us.
I know how traveling is.
There's like so much to
do and so little time,
so we really appreciate, all of us,
that you came out tonight
to our little chicken party.
Also, if anyone's concerned,
at the end of the night, I
can call cabs for people,
to take you back to your
hotels, safe and sound.
Um, yeah, so that's about that.
The Chicken Party, let me tell
you a little bit about it.
The Chicken Party, for us,
is about meeting international friends
and learning about each other's cultures.
So the agenda for tonight,
we'll do introductions.
We'll introduce ourselves,
and you guys can introduce yourselves.
Then we'll do dinner.
We're having chicken, by the way.
And then, after that,
we'll play some games,
and at the end of the last game,
I hope we all get each
other's contact info,
and, um, become long and lasting friends.
So yeah, that's about that.
Introductions, why don't I start?
My name is Samantha.
I'm the co-founder of The Chicken Party.
Sounds kind of silly to say.
I come from like a rich family.
So this whole gated compound
actually belongs to us.
But it's just me and my
friends who live here now,
which gives us this opportunity
to do these fun little gatherings.
I've only been to eight countries,
but I hope to see the
whole world before I die.
Yeah, so, uh,
this is Karla here.
Yeah, anyway, um,
okay, and this is Sarah.
She's my closest friend,
and she's the other co-founder
of The Chicken Party.
- Hey, everyone.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- And this is Audrey.
That's David, over there.
This is James.
- Hi.
- And that is Bryan.
- Merry Christmas!
- He is such a kidder.
Yeah, so, uh, that's us.
Now I'd love it if you guys
would introduce yourselves.
Just say your name and where you're from
and, uh, maybe what your dreams are
and what you're doing in America.
So go for it, just stand up.
Give it a go.
Anyone?
- Okay.
- Yeah, go for it, great!
- Hello, hi, everyone.
My name is Cindy.
I was born in Costa Rica.
I lived there only with my mother.
My father and brother
died a long time ago,
and, um, my mother, she works very hard.
And she's the one who has encouraged me
to travel and to see the world.
She is my hero.
I have been to so many places,
and I have seen so many unique things,
but this is the first time
I've ever been invited
to a chicken party, so thank you.
I have come to America just to travel.
And so far, my trip has been good.
So thank you so much for having me here.
Thanks.
- Hello.
Um, uh, my name is Miel.
And, uh, this is my best friend Rina.
Uh, uh, uh, Rina, uh, doesn't
speak English very good,
so I will introduce ourselves.
Okay, um, we are both still in school.
We go to same university.
And we met freshman year.
She is very kind and funny
and is studying mathematics.
And I am study business.
We both wanted to come to Los Angeles
to go to Disneyland.
- Ah, yes.
- Oh, have you gone yet?
Was it everything you hoped for?
- Ah, ah, no, not yet.
We will go tomorrow.
- Oh!
- Aww!
Oh, you're gonna love it.
- Yes, we know.
We both love Disney movies.
- Ah, who doesn't?
By the way, I love your sweaters.
They're so cute.
- Ah, thank you.
Thank you.
- Have Rina
introduce herself in Korean.
- Oh, okay, ah.
- Huh?
- Oh.
- Hello.
- Hi.
Uh,
uh, uh, our English, not good.
- Mm-mm-mm.
- Um,
oh, uh, my name is Anna.
- Brice.
- Um,
um, we are just married.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Um, we come to Los Angeles.
- Honeymoon.
- Yes.
We're going to Las Vegas
then New York
then back to France.
- Sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Sorry.
First time living Europe.
But so far, so good.
Thank you.
- Yes, oh, and, uh,
baby.
- Hello.
My name is Koume Watanabe.
And this is my little sister, Sakura.
She speaks a little English,
but she's acting shy right now.
We're from Tokyo.
This is our first time in America.
We're here, because we're
celebrating her 21st birthday.
- Oh, happy birthday!
- Happy birthday.
- Oh thank you.
You're welcome.
- Her birthday
was actually four days ago.
And, uh, oh, we went
to Disneyland.
It was really fun.
Um,
Miel?
You guys are really going
to love it.
Oh, we did a lot of shopping.
Walked around L.A., lots of walking.
- Clubbing.
- Ah, yes, yes.
- Clubbing.
- We went clubbing, last night.
Best vacation ever.
But all the great things
must come to an end.
We're leaving tomorrow.
- Oh no.
- Oh, stay longer.
- I wish we could.
There's just so much to see.
I wish we could stop the
time and enjoy everything.
But I hope we will become friends tonight,
and I hope one day you
guys will come to Japan.
- We will show you around.
- Aw, thank you, guys.
- You girls are so cute.
Well, thank you all so much
for introducing yourselves.
I hope we all become good friends.
Yeah, let The Chicken Party now begin.
- Yeah!
- Woo!
- So, let me get this straight.
You've traveled all of Central America
and South America, right?
- Right.
- When do you have time to watch movies?
- Hmm, I don't actually.
I think I've seen like
three that I could remember.
- What?
How could you do that to yourself?
Please tell me you've
at least seen Dawn of the Dead, right?
- No.
- You know, I took French
when I was in high school.
But I don't think I remember any of it.
- I want to hear it.
- Um, let's see, um...
No, never mind.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- I can't say it out loud.
- Come.
Come.
- Go.
- What do you say?
- Don't look at me.
I don't know French.
- Hey, I speak French.
- Oh yeah?
- I know very little.
- Okay, say something then.
- Oh, uh, well, let's see.
- Okay.
That's all the French I know.
- It's good, it's good.
- Thanks.
- Do you know what you just said?
- Oh, nope.
- That, that, that's good.
Brice, he can't even say
one sentence in English.
Uh, no.
- It's good French.
- Good French?
- Yeah.
- Mostly, a little bit.
- How's the chicken?
- It's good.
It's good.
- It's good.
- You don't, you don't try it?
- Mm, don't really have
an appetite right now.
- Oh, can I have it?
- Sure.
- The Thing or Return of the Living Dead?
- Mm, no to both.
- What do you do with your free time?
- I travel.
- Hey, Miel.
- Oh, yes, hi.
- This is for you.
And, um, these are also for you.
These are like gloves.
It's an American thing
where you put them on
so that you don't get your
hands dirty, you know,
while you're eating, yeah.
- Ah, I see, thank you.
- So I was hoping to pick
your brain about Korea,
because, um, I'm planning to
make it my next trip, I think.
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah?
- One of the Halloween movies, right?
- Mm, not that I can remember.
- Come on.
- Okay, so the guy who, so he
starts walking to the lake,
and he's got the briefcase, and, uh, uh...
Dang it, no, wait, I think it was a river.
I think he might've
been walking to a river.
I can't remember.
I'm so sorry.
I can't remember my own joke.
That's really embarrassing.
Oh, dang it.
No , sorry.
You know, I wish my friend Jimmy was here,
because he remembers everything.
- Hi, ladies.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Oh, uh, we already shook hands.
Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Um, yeah, only Sakura, not me.
- Oh.
- That's very rude.
- I'm sorry.
That, that was very rude.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm, I'm just a little nervous
when it comes to meeting people.
I am sorry.
- It's okay.
So what are you, um, interested in?
- Oh well, thanks for asking.
Actually, I'm, uh, I'm
interested in, well, video games.
I really like video
games, all sorts of games,
but God, like RPGs, like, uh, you know,
like Skyrim, The Witcher,
Fallout 4, you know.
I also really like, uh,
like the BioWare games,
like Mass Effect and, you
know, things like that,
little bit more turn-based,
not really my thing,
but I do like them.
Final Fantasy VI and VII, I don't know
if you guys know that's Japanese.
Oh, and, you know, like, uh,
I can't remember anymore, what?
- No, that was funny.
- I also like Oddworld games, too.
I don't know if you guys know about those.
But Oddworld Inhabitants, they make, uh,
you know, like, Abe's
Oddysee and Stranger's Wrath.
Some people say, critics don't like it,
but I liked it a lot.
Oh, actually, I just bought
a brand-new Nintendo Switch,
and I have barely even played it.
Like, I don't know.
I mean, if you guys want to,
we can play it afterwards
or something, at my place.
- Did you guys
eat chicken already?
- It's not far away.
- Chicken?
- What?
No, I'm, I'm, uh, no.
- But you have the gloves on.
- Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess
I just, uh, I don't know.
I mean, I kinda have a little bit
of a thing with germs.
You guys were wearin' them,
so I figured I should wear some, too.
- It looks good on you.
It's good.
- Thanks, James.
- Yeah.
- Have you seen The Shining?
- Mm, mm-mm.
- The Descent?
Saw?
- Mm-mm.
- American Psycho?
The Ring, both versions?
The Others?
Scream?
- No.
- Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
Black Christmas, the original version?
- Mm-mm.
- Rosemary's Baby?
- Nope.
- The Fly?
- Mm-mm.
- That,
that crazy Japanese movie, Audition?
No?
- Mm-mm.
- Really?
None of these?
- No.
- None of these?
How about The Prowler?
House on Sorority Row?
Slumber Party Massacre?
April Fool's Day?
Maniac?
Deep Red?
- Uh-uh.
- Peeping Tom?
Silent Night, Deadly Night?
- No.
- The Exorcist?
- No.
- Okay, what have you seen?
- Um,
oh, Monsters, Inc.
It was so cute.
- Oh.
I feel so sorry for you.
- Just eat your chicken.
- I don't like chicken.
- Okay.
- All righty, so,
oh, this one's mine, okay.
This one is for James.
- Thank you.
- Test, okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, okay.
- All right.
- So repeat.
- Okay.
I did, a little mess-up,
but that was good, right?
I, I spoke French, yeah.
What , huh?
So that's like, uh, that's like terrible.
Yeah, yeah, we have a word like that, too,
and it means--
- No--
- It means bad.
No, yeah, what?
I mean, I don't get it.
What, did you do this whole thing just to,
are you trying to--
- No--
- Are you trying
to poke fun at me
in front of all my friends?
Is that what you're trying to do?
- No
- 'Cause I don't, huh?
No, you're not part of this.
What, no, what?
Why would you, why would you
say something like that to me?
Why would you do this to me?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Huh?
- Bryan, Bryan?
- What?
- It's time, huh?
It's time to go.
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah?
- Yeah, it was real nice
talking to you, Brice.
- Actually, I've never been to Asia.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I don't know what I would do.
I don't know too much about
that side of the world.
- Ah, uh, um, uh,
do you know anything about Korea?
- Yeah, K-pop!
- Oh!
I got a boy chakan
- Ah, ah!
- Oh, just that?
Do you know anything else?
- No.
- Oh, okay.
We will teach you.
- Mm.
- Okay.
- More stuff.
Okay, okay.
- You've been to Spain a few times, right?
- Mm-hmm, we go every summer there.
Summer?
Summer.
- Summer.
- Summer, summer, summer.
- Okay, wow, um,
well, I'm going to Spain really soon.
- Really?
- I got a job there.
- Yay, wow!
Hey, maybe you can give me your contact?
- Yeah.
- Maybe we can meet up for lunch there?
- Yeah, that'd be--
- I know a lot
of great places, trust me.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- And, uh,
since you come to Europe,
why don't you come to France?
Huh, Brice?
- Yes.
- Yeah, we would love to show you around.
- Oh my gosh, really?
- Yeah, really.
You know what?
I always wanted to be, um,
too, too gid, too gid?
- Too gid?
- Too gid.
- Oh, uh, tour guide, tour guide!
- Oh.
Tour, tour guide, yeah.
- Tour guide.
- So, here's my phone.
- Okay.
- Give me your email.
Okay?
- Okay, okay, good.
Okay.
- Don't forget your name.
- Okay.
- Because I don't remember.
- Okay, here you go.
- Good!
- All right, all right.
Looks like the fun is almost
coming to its end.
It's getting late, so we'll
soon be calling you all cabs.
But before that, let's
play one last game, okay?
The final game.
So let me just say thank
you, all, so much for coming.
I hope you all had a great time,
you know, made some
long-lasting friends here.
Now the final game is very simple.
It is hide-and-seek.
Now the rules
are also very simple.
You all hide, and if we find you,
we will kill you and eat you.
Now don't worry, I'm not an evil person.
I will give you 10 seconds
to prepare yourselves.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, oh!
- Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
- The young one is mine.
- Come on, man,
that's the one I want.
I touched her first.
You know the rules.
- I called it, and it's mine!
- Fine!
Fine, I'll take the other one.
Come over here, you.
Jimmy's gonna want this.
- What are you saying?
Are you praying?
Do you believe in God?
No one will save you.
They will never find your bodies.
I promise you I will kill you quick.
You won't suffer.
- Just speak English.
I want to understand you.
What the fuck did I just say?
Speak English.
I want to understand you.
Just tell me something in English!
- Please.
You're handsome and nice, sir.
Don't do this.
- Huh.
Mm.
Thank you.
But I like eating people.
- James, let me go.
- Mm, you know, your
English isn't that bad.
You still need a bit of practice,
but don't worry.
That won't matter soon.
- I want to see my sister!
- No, you will never see her, okay.
Well, maybe in Heaven.
Hey, calm down, calm down.
Hey, calm down.
- Hey, cutie.
So listen, I liked your Christmas sweater,
so I borrowed it.
I'll keep it safe, don't worry.
You don't mind, do you?
- Why are you doing this to me?
Please, just let me and my friend go.
- Oh honey, your friend's
probably dead already.
It's been such a long time
since we had a chicken party.
My friends were going crazy,
begging me to have another one.
We were all just kind of
losing it a little, slipping.
Soon we'll start eating
each other , hmm?
Sometimes I can't remember
things that I did.
There are like these
empty spots in my memory.
I'd like to go see a psychologist,
but then I'd have to kill them.
No one's
getting in my head, nobody.
You look so pretty.
I'm always so shocked at
how pretty Korean girls are.
- I want to live.
I want to go home.
- I just gave you a compliment.
And you didn't say thank you.
Say thank you.
Say thank you.
Say thank you!
- Thank you.
- Oh.
In Korean.
- Oh.
Oh, bark for me.
Bark for me.
Bark for me or some really
bad things will happen.
Oh you're so cute.
Oh don't cry.
Don't cry, you'll make yourself all ugly.
Don't you want to be pretty?
How else are you gonna
get a guy to like you?
You like guys, right?
Remember James from the party?
James, tell you a secret,
has a great, big cock.
He does.
No, really.
Wait, you don't want to play with me?
Okay.
Guess I'll just play by myself.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm a lesbian.
Never had a guy inside of me.
But I have had guys here before.
You know, the thing about guys is,
once you cut off their penises,
they lose all will to live.
It's true.
It's crazy.
You cut them off, and then
you can even untie them,
and they don't run away.
Makes it all very boring and simple.
So I have to just kill them
right there and eat 'em.
Ridiculous, isn't it,
how it's man's world?
I mean, they have this one weakness,
and so quickly they can
lose the will to live.
Women, though,
woman are different.
Women'll keep fighting back,
no matter what you cut off.
I hope you fight back, Miel.
I mean, the more you fight,
the longer you live, right?
And who know?
You might beat me.
Might.
So you ready?
You ready to fight me?
- If, if I beat you,
you will let me and my friend go?
- Um, I can't promise your friend.
Like I said, she might be dead already.
But, uh,
you'll have to do more than beat me.
You'll have to kill me.
It's the only way you'll get out.
So are you ready to do this?
Fighting!
- It's okay.
Just, hey, hey,
just getting the scarf.
It's okay.
Look, just, oh God, I am so sorry.
That looks like that hurts.
Hey, hey, Koume, Koume, right?
That's your name, Koume.
Yeah, I think it was on your name tag.
It fell off, somewhere, but...
It's me, Bryan.
Bryan, we met at the party.
Okay, look, look, look.
You do not have to worry
about a thing, okay?
I promise you.
I promise, I do not
eat people like my friends do.
It's...
No, I don't.
- Can you come here?
- Oh, no, no, it's, that's just Jimmy.
Don't worry, that's--
- Don't be like this.
- He's my best friend.
I think I told you about him.
Hey, Jimmy.
What?
Jimmy!
No, no, no, no, no.
Jimmy, you do not have
to worry about a thing.
She is not gonna take your spot.
No one could ever take your spot.
You're the very best friend
anyone could ever ask for.
You know that.
Hey, I have a good idea.
Why don't you meet him?
Yeah, Jimmy, come over here.
Come over here and say hi.
Come on, don't be shy, get over here
and say hello to Koume.
Look, here he is.
Say hi.
Ah!
God, I don't know what's wrong with him.
He's usually not this shy, you know.
I think I know what the issue is.
I think he likes you a lot.
Huh?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, you know what?
I get it.
I'm gonna step out of here
for a little while, okay,
let you two be alone,
get to know each other
a little bit better.
But don't you worry.
I'm going to be right back.
I'm just gonna be getting
the tub ready, okay?
Hey!
That's not where I left you.
You know what?
I think that it's time for you
to learn the five rules.
That way, you understand how things work
around here a little bit better, yeah.
Don't try to run away.
That's rule number one, sweetheart.
If you try to run away, I
won't feed you.
Rule number two,
don't you ever try and hurt me.
All right, if you do,
I will fucking beat you again and again
until you say that you are sorry!
Rule number three,
you do whatever it is
I tell you to do, okay.
It doesn't matter how fucking
crazy it sounds to you.
You do it, all right?
So for example,
let's say I told you to blow me.
Well, then you blow me.
It's simple.
Rule number four,
I always win the game, okay.
If I lose, well,
then you lose a body part.
And rule number five,
we always play naked!
What, it's funny.
God, fucking, Gloria!
Move, move, you're going slow.
Sit down, right there!
- What the fuck, Gloria, hmm?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I mean, do you not want to eat?
Is that your thing?
I mean, what did I just
tell you, Koume, hmm?
Do not fucking run away!
I'm going to let this one slide.
But if you pull this shit again,
I am going to fucking kill you.
Do you understand me?
My hands are tied here.
Now just,
look, just introduce
yourself to Koume, okay.
You're going to be friends.
Just introduce yourself.
Goddammit, Gloria, do not be rude!
Introduce yourself!
- What, what did you just say?
Gloria, what did you just say?
That sounds like an insult.
Did you just insult Koume?
That is a bad Gloria.
- Well.
Koume, you can speak Spanish, huh?
Wow, you know, you are very different.
I like you.
I really do.
Excuse me.
- No!
No!
- Should we play our
first game?
That's a yes.
Here we go.
- Oh don't worry.
It'll all be over soon.
But you know what?
Before I eat you,
I want you to see something very cool.
You might like it,
since you're a dancer, right?
I mean, I saw you dance.
You dance good.
I want you to hear my favorite song.
Oh, you probably never heard of it since,
since you're from China.
Sorry, I mean,
Japan!
This song is amazing.
I even got a killer dance for this song.
Check it out, you're gonna love it.
Sing
Bitch, you'll be mine
Oh goddamn!
That is such a good song.
Let's hear it one more time, shall we?
- No, all right,
get down, right there.
All right, so our first game is called
How Long Can Koume Hold Her Breath?
So let's play.
- No!
- All the way in, all the way in.
You know, my father was a bad man.
He was an evil man.
I had a dog that I loved.
His name was Duke.
And he, one day, my
dad, came home from work
and picked up his revolver
and shot Duke right through the stomach,
no reason, and then he
just bleed and suffer
until he finally died.
There was another day when
my dad got drunk as hell
and just, oh, just beat
the piss out of my mom.
Well, he almost killed her, you know.
But he didn't.
No, just like before, he just wanted
to watch her die a very slow death.
I wanted to save her.
You know, I wanted to help her.
I kept trying to go to her, but,
you know, he would, every time I would go,
he would kick me down.
He was so much bigger than I was.
- Shut the fuck up.
- And I was so scared.
I was so scared, because I
knew that I had to be next.
So I knew that I had to be ready,
because I was going to be next.
So one night, I,
I walked into the kitchen,
and I grabbed a knife.
And then I walked up the stairs
and went to my father's room, and there,
there he is sleeping.
And so I walk over to his bed,
and I get on top of him.
And I stab him.
Then he wakes up, so I stab him again.
And I stab him again.
But I do not kill him.
Oh no.
No, no, no, no, I let him suffer
like he let my mom and my dog suffer.
My dad was a strong man.
It took him a long time to die,
but he finally did, and that's,
that's when I knew
that I liked watching someone die.
I loved it.
The life leaving their body is,
oh, it's, it's fantastic.
It's wonderful.
So I wanted to see it again, you know.
So, you know, I was young.
So I called over my friend
from school, and ,
and I killed him.
But I didn't know.
I didn't know, 'cause I was a kid.
He didn't deserve it.
But it's okay.
It's okay,
because you came back, didn't you, Jimmy?
You came back, and you told me
that everything was going to be okay.
And it has been.
It's been okay.
Oh Jimmy.
You are my very best friend, you are.
I love you.
I love you, I do.
Koume,
what are you?
What are you?
Who are you?
Answer me.
Who the fuck are you, huh?
You answer me!
What do you want from me?
Why are you here?
Huh?
Oh, oh, oh no.
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Koume.
Jimmy.
Uh, Jimmy, you watch her.
I,
I have to get Gloria.
God!
Fucking Gloria, man.
What the fuck are you doing, hmm?
Goddammit, Gloria.
You, fuckin' again and again,
why are you always trying to leave me?
God, you don't want to
be my friend anymore?
You want to leave?
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, leave.
Let's see you leave.
How 'bout this?
If you can make it to the door,
then you're free!
Then you're free to go!
How 'bout that?
You wanna leave so fuckin' bad.
I got a new friend now.
Yeah, you met her earlier,
and she is way better
than you ever have been
and ever will be, you fucking bitch.
You fucking little bitch!
Jimmy.
Jim.
Where did I leave my
fucking ax, goddammit?
Fuck, fuck me.
Dammit.
Fuckin' did this, you did this!
Fuckin' dammit.
All right.
I'm so sorry that you had to see that.
Again, Jesus, it just,
it's fuckin' Gloria, you know.
I told her so many times,
over and over again,
and she just would not fucking listen.
God, I just,
I just feel so bad, you know.
What?
Well, oh, I see.
I see.
You think that I'm not a person
who gives people chances, but I do.
I fucking do!
Fucking looking at me!
Tell you what, tell you what,
you know, tell,
I'll give you a chance, all right?
Now, how 'bout this?
You want a chance?
Stop, stop.
There.
You want a fuckin' chance?
Then fuckin' prove it to me!
Fuckin' bitch, huh?
I am so goddamned heated up, right now!
You fucking want to be free of me.
You don't want to be my friend.
Then you stand up,
and you prove it to me, you
little prom queen bitch.
Do it!
I'll let you have the first swing.
Think you're so fucking good.
Come on, come on, come on.
Go on.
Go on.
- I never trusted people.
Never.
When I was young,
I trusted someone.
I thought he would never hurt me.
But I was wrong.
He hurt me
and took me.
And after that,
I never trusted anyone.
Never!
And you just made the same mistake he did.
- Yeah?
And what was that?
- He let his guard down.
- Wow, wow!
Now that is a song.
Oh my God, I love it.
I love it!
Oh man!
Woo!
I'm tired now.
I'm hungry too.
Hold on for a bit.
Dreams
Can you come true
And will you be strong
Dreams
Hah!
Just kidding.
I heard that teriyaki sauce
tastes good on Japanese food.
And I also heard that
young meat tastes the best.
Just kidding.
You should start screaming now.
Oh my God, this kind of
music never gets old.
- Oh my God, don't, no!
- Yes, scream!
- Sakura, Sakura!
Sakura!
Sakura, Sakura.
- Oh James ,
women always fight back.
At least now someone will get to filet
that big cock of yours.
But first...
Oh, I should have chosen you.
No!
- Sakura.
- Ooh!
- Aww.
Beautiful.
I got to say, you've outdone
yourself again, Samantha.
- Oh, thank you, James.
I just want everything to be perfect
for our little foreigners.
I want them to be happy one last time.
Speaking of which,
who all is coming tonight?
- Hmm.
- Oh yeah.
- Uh, we got two little Japanese girls.
- Oh.
- Oh, that's nice.
- I invited this Chinese guy.
- Oh?
- But I don't think he's gonna come.
But I did invite this French couple.
They'll be here.
- Okay.
- I invited a girl from
Costa Rica.
I think she is.
Doesn't matter.
- Well, Sarah and Samantha,
you two are going to love me.
I invited two very beautiful Korean girls.
- Oh, you're the best!
- I know.
- Wow, Korean, I haven't
had that in a while.
I hope they make it.
- They will.
- Mm-hmm.
So people should be arriving soon.
Everyone remembers the rules, yes?
Okay, Bryan?
Bryan?
Keep it together, okay?
- Yeah , yeah.
- Okay, um, so the last thing is--
Oh.
Dinner is here.
- Get away.
Stop!
- What?
- Please, no, no more.
No, stop.
- No, no, no, no, no.
This is fun.
- No.
- Yes, this is part of the game.
- I'm done.
I don't want to play.
I don't want to play.
- No?
- I don't want to play.
- No?
- Can I go?
I want to go.
- Go?
You knew the rules.
- No, no, not like this.
- You knew the rules.
- Stop!
Stop!
- Shh!
- Yeah?
- Mm.
- Hi, my name is David.
How are you?
- Uh, hello, David, I am Sakura.
Uh, good to meet you.
I'm fine, and you?
- I'm fine, thank you.
Where are you from?
- Uh, I don't, ah, from Japan.
Uh, the first time Los Angeles.
It's, uh, very nice, very nice here.
- And where do you like it here?
Do you want me to show you around,
and your cute sister too?
Is she single?
- No, she is not cute.
She wear makeup too much.
She ugly, let's leave her.
- I'm sorry, guys, hi.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- We got lost.
Can you help us?
- Sure.
- Oh, of course, yeah.
Where do you need to be?
- We're looking for L.A. Life.
- Oh, ooh.
- Oh.
You guys are lost.
That's far from here.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I told her.
- So what you want to do is
continue down this street.
- Down this street.
- And you're gonna see
a bus stop for bus 16.
- Okay.
- You want to get on that bus.
- 16.
- And that's gonna take you
to L.A. Life.
- Okay.
- It's seven stops, okay?
- Seven stops, okay.
- You get off there, and you're there.
- Okay, so keep going straight that way?
- Yeah, just continue down this road.
- Okay, all right.
- Yeah, exactly.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Of course.
I'm just studying Japanese.
- Oh wow, your Japanese is really good.
And this is my friend Sarah.
- Not really, she's teaching me.
- Wow, Samantha, you're a good teacher.
- Oh, thank you.
- She is.
- So how long are you guys in L.A.?
Are you visiting other cities?
- No, we're not.
We're actually staying until Sunday,
and we're just staying
here in Los Angeles.
- You're leaving so soon?
- Yeah.
- Well, um, in that case,
why don't I give you...
Should I?
- Yeah.
- Ah, here we go.
This.
It's an invitation to a Christmas party
that we're having.
We call it The Chicken Party.
We use it as like this kind
of party to meet new friends
and learn about other cultures
from different people,
and, uh, it's gonna be fun.
There's gonna be games and music
and cute guys.
- Cute guys.
- That sort of thing, and, um,
yeah, we'd love it if you guys could come.
All the info's there.
- It's this Saturday.
- Okay.
- So, yeah.
- Cool.
- Cool.
- I'll see if we can make it.
- Thank you.
- Oh, of course, yeah.
I hope you guys can make it.
And don't get lost anymore, okay?
- Thank you.
And we won't.
- Of course.
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
Ah, Sakura.
- Huh?
Bye-bye.
Sakura!
Sakura!
Sakura.
- Sakura, Sakura!
Sakura!
- What up, bitch?
Chicken,
chicken, chicken party!
- Chicken party.
Chicken, chicken.
- And party.
And bullshit.
And party.
And bullshit.
Come in, come in.
I'm so glad you guys could make it.
That's awesome.
All right, so over here,
we have a name tag station.
So if you just write down your name,
stick it on and then
come on in to the party.
Great.
- Hi, ladies.
Welcome.
- Okay, all right.
James.
- Yeah?
- Everything's good?
- Yeah.
- All right, cool.
Um, okay then, all right.
Um, so hello, everyone.
First of all, merry Christmas.
Thank you, all, so much
for coming tonight.
It really means a lot to us.
I know how traveling is.
There's like so much to
do and so little time,
so we really appreciate, all of us,
that you came out tonight
to our little chicken party.
Also, if anyone's concerned,
at the end of the night, I
can call cabs for people,
to take you back to your
hotels, safe and sound.
Um, yeah, so that's about that.
The Chicken Party, let me tell
you a little bit about it.
The Chicken Party, for us,
is about meeting international friends
and learning about each other's cultures.
So the agenda for tonight,
we'll do introductions.
We'll introduce ourselves,
and you guys can introduce yourselves.
Then we'll do dinner.
We're having chicken, by the way.
And then, after that,
we'll play some games,
and at the end of the last game,
I hope we all get each
other's contact info,
and, um, become long and lasting friends.
So yeah, that's about that.
Introductions, why don't I start?
My name is Samantha.
I'm the co-founder of The Chicken Party.
Sounds kind of silly to say.
I come from like a rich family.
So this whole gated compound
actually belongs to us.
But it's just me and my
friends who live here now,
which gives us this opportunity
to do these fun little gatherings.
I've only been to eight countries,
but I hope to see the
whole world before I die.
Yeah, so, uh,
this is Karla here.
Yeah, anyway, um,
okay, and this is Sarah.
She's my closest friend,
and she's the other co-founder
of The Chicken Party.
- Hey, everyone.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- And this is Audrey.
That's David, over there.
This is James.
- Hi.
- And that is Bryan.
- Merry Christmas!
- He is such a kidder.
Yeah, so, uh, that's us.
Now I'd love it if you guys
would introduce yourselves.
Just say your name and where you're from
and, uh, maybe what your dreams are
and what you're doing in America.
So go for it, just stand up.
Give it a go.
Anyone?
- Okay.
- Yeah, go for it, great!
- Hello, hi, everyone.
My name is Cindy.
I was born in Costa Rica.
I lived there only with my mother.
My father and brother
died a long time ago,
and, um, my mother, she works very hard.
And she's the one who has encouraged me
to travel and to see the world.
She is my hero.
I have been to so many places,
and I have seen so many unique things,
but this is the first time
I've ever been invited
to a chicken party, so thank you.
I have come to America just to travel.
And so far, my trip has been good.
So thank you so much for having me here.
Thanks.
- Hello.
Um, uh, my name is Miel.
And, uh, this is my best friend Rina.
Uh, uh, uh, Rina, uh, doesn't
speak English very good,
so I will introduce ourselves.
Okay, um, we are both still in school.
We go to same university.
And we met freshman year.
She is very kind and funny
and is studying mathematics.
And I am study business.
We both wanted to come to Los Angeles
to go to Disneyland.
- Ah, yes.
- Oh, have you gone yet?
Was it everything you hoped for?
- Ah, ah, no, not yet.
We will go tomorrow.
- Oh!
- Aww!
Oh, you're gonna love it.
- Yes, we know.
We both love Disney movies.
- Ah, who doesn't?
By the way, I love your sweaters.
They're so cute.
- Ah, thank you.
Thank you.
- Have Rina
introduce herself in Korean.
- Oh, okay, ah.
- Huh?
- Oh.
- Hello.
- Hi.
Uh,
uh, uh, our English, not good.
- Mm-mm-mm.
- Um,
oh, uh, my name is Anna.
- Brice.
- Um,
um, we are just married.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Um, we come to Los Angeles.
- Honeymoon.
- Yes.
We're going to Las Vegas
then New York
then back to France.
- Sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Sorry.
First time living Europe.
But so far, so good.
Thank you.
- Yes, oh, and, uh,
baby.
- Hello.
My name is Koume Watanabe.
And this is my little sister, Sakura.
She speaks a little English,
but she's acting shy right now.
We're from Tokyo.
This is our first time in America.
We're here, because we're
celebrating her 21st birthday.
- Oh, happy birthday!
- Happy birthday.
- Oh thank you.
You're welcome.
- Her birthday
was actually four days ago.
And, uh, oh, we went
to Disneyland.
It was really fun.
Um,
Miel?
You guys are really going
to love it.
Oh, we did a lot of shopping.
Walked around L.A., lots of walking.
- Clubbing.
- Ah, yes, yes.
- Clubbing.
- We went clubbing, last night.
Best vacation ever.
But all the great things
must come to an end.
We're leaving tomorrow.
- Oh no.
- Oh, stay longer.
- I wish we could.
There's just so much to see.
I wish we could stop the
time and enjoy everything.
But I hope we will become friends tonight,
and I hope one day you
guys will come to Japan.
- We will show you around.
- Aw, thank you, guys.
- You girls are so cute.
Well, thank you all so much
for introducing yourselves.
I hope we all become good friends.
Yeah, let The Chicken Party now begin.
- Yeah!
- Woo!
- So, let me get this straight.
You've traveled all of Central America
and South America, right?
- Right.
- When do you have time to watch movies?
- Hmm, I don't actually.
I think I've seen like
three that I could remember.
- What?
How could you do that to yourself?
Please tell me you've
at least seen Dawn of the Dead, right?
- No.
- You know, I took French
when I was in high school.
But I don't think I remember any of it.
- I want to hear it.
- Um, let's see, um...
No, never mind.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- I can't say it out loud.
- Come.
Come.
- Go.
- What do you say?
- Don't look at me.
I don't know French.
- Hey, I speak French.
- Oh yeah?
- I know very little.
- Okay, say something then.
- Oh, uh, well, let's see.
- Okay.
That's all the French I know.
- It's good, it's good.
- Thanks.
- Do you know what you just said?
- Oh, nope.
- That, that, that's good.
Brice, he can't even say
one sentence in English.
Uh, no.
- It's good French.
- Good French?
- Yeah.
- Mostly, a little bit.
- How's the chicken?
- It's good.
It's good.
- It's good.
- You don't, you don't try it?
- Mm, don't really have
an appetite right now.
- Oh, can I have it?
- Sure.
- The Thing or Return of the Living Dead?
- Mm, no to both.
- What do you do with your free time?
- I travel.
- Hey, Miel.
- Oh, yes, hi.
- This is for you.
And, um, these are also for you.
These are like gloves.
It's an American thing
where you put them on
so that you don't get your
hands dirty, you know,
while you're eating, yeah.
- Ah, I see, thank you.
- So I was hoping to pick
your brain about Korea,
because, um, I'm planning to
make it my next trip, I think.
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah?
- One of the Halloween movies, right?
- Mm, not that I can remember.
- Come on.
- Okay, so the guy who, so he
starts walking to the lake,
and he's got the briefcase, and, uh, uh...
Dang it, no, wait, I think it was a river.
I think he might've
been walking to a river.
I can't remember.
I'm so sorry.
I can't remember my own joke.
That's really embarrassing.
Oh, dang it.
No , sorry.
You know, I wish my friend Jimmy was here,
because he remembers everything.
- Hi, ladies.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Oh, uh, we already shook hands.
Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Um, yeah, only Sakura, not me.
- Oh.
- That's very rude.
- I'm sorry.
That, that was very rude.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm, I'm just a little nervous
when it comes to meeting people.
I am sorry.
- It's okay.
So what are you, um, interested in?
- Oh well, thanks for asking.
Actually, I'm, uh, I'm
interested in, well, video games.
I really like video
games, all sorts of games,
but God, like RPGs, like, uh, you know,
like Skyrim, The Witcher,
Fallout 4, you know.
I also really like, uh,
like the BioWare games,
like Mass Effect and, you
know, things like that,
little bit more turn-based,
not really my thing,
but I do like them.
Final Fantasy VI and VII, I don't know
if you guys know that's Japanese.
Oh, and, you know, like, uh,
I can't remember anymore, what?
- No, that was funny.
- I also like Oddworld games, too.
I don't know if you guys know about those.
But Oddworld Inhabitants, they make, uh,
you know, like, Abe's
Oddysee and Stranger's Wrath.
Some people say, critics don't like it,
but I liked it a lot.
Oh, actually, I just bought
a brand-new Nintendo Switch,
and I have barely even played it.
Like, I don't know.
I mean, if you guys want to,
we can play it afterwards
or something, at my place.
- Did you guys
eat chicken already?
- It's not far away.
- Chicken?
- What?
No, I'm, I'm, uh, no.
- But you have the gloves on.
- Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess
I just, uh, I don't know.
I mean, I kinda have a little bit
of a thing with germs.
You guys were wearin' them,
so I figured I should wear some, too.
- It looks good on you.
It's good.
- Thanks, James.
- Yeah.
- Have you seen The Shining?
- Mm, mm-mm.
- The Descent?
Saw?
- Mm-mm.
- American Psycho?
The Ring, both versions?
The Others?
Scream?
- No.
- Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
Black Christmas, the original version?
- Mm-mm.
- Rosemary's Baby?
- Nope.
- The Fly?
- Mm-mm.
- That,
that crazy Japanese movie, Audition?
No?
- Mm-mm.
- Really?
None of these?
- No.
- None of these?
How about The Prowler?
House on Sorority Row?
Slumber Party Massacre?
April Fool's Day?
Maniac?
Deep Red?
- Uh-uh.
- Peeping Tom?
Silent Night, Deadly Night?
- No.
- The Exorcist?
- No.
- Okay, what have you seen?
- Um,
oh, Monsters, Inc.
It was so cute.
- Oh.
I feel so sorry for you.
- Just eat your chicken.
- I don't like chicken.
- Okay.
- All righty, so,
oh, this one's mine, okay.
This one is for James.
- Thank you.
- Test, okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, okay.
- All right.
- So repeat.
- Okay.
I did, a little mess-up,
but that was good, right?
I, I spoke French, yeah.
What , huh?
So that's like, uh, that's like terrible.
Yeah, yeah, we have a word like that, too,
and it means--
- No--
- It means bad.
No, yeah, what?
I mean, I don't get it.
What, did you do this whole thing just to,
are you trying to--
- No--
- Are you trying
to poke fun at me
in front of all my friends?
Is that what you're trying to do?
- No
- 'Cause I don't, huh?
No, you're not part of this.
What, no, what?
Why would you, why would you
say something like that to me?
Why would you do this to me?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Huh?
- Bryan, Bryan?
- What?
- It's time, huh?
It's time to go.
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah?
- Yeah, it was real nice
talking to you, Brice.
- Actually, I've never been to Asia.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I don't know what I would do.
I don't know too much about
that side of the world.
- Ah, uh, um, uh,
do you know anything about Korea?
- Yeah, K-pop!
- Oh!
I got a boy chakan
- Ah, ah!
- Oh, just that?
Do you know anything else?
- No.
- Oh, okay.
We will teach you.
- Mm.
- Okay.
- More stuff.
Okay, okay.
- You've been to Spain a few times, right?
- Mm-hmm, we go every summer there.
Summer?
Summer.
- Summer.
- Summer, summer, summer.
- Okay, wow, um,
well, I'm going to Spain really soon.
- Really?
- I got a job there.
- Yay, wow!
Hey, maybe you can give me your contact?
- Yeah.
- Maybe we can meet up for lunch there?
- Yeah, that'd be--
- I know a lot
of great places, trust me.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- And, uh,
since you come to Europe,
why don't you come to France?
Huh, Brice?
- Yes.
- Yeah, we would love to show you around.
- Oh my gosh, really?
- Yeah, really.
You know what?
I always wanted to be, um,
too, too gid, too gid?
- Too gid?
- Too gid.
- Oh, uh, tour guide, tour guide!
- Oh.
Tour, tour guide, yeah.
- Tour guide.
- So, here's my phone.
- Okay.
- Give me your email.
Okay?
- Okay, okay, good.
Okay.
- Don't forget your name.
- Okay.
- Because I don't remember.
- Okay, here you go.
- Good!
- All right, all right.
Looks like the fun is almost
coming to its end.
It's getting late, so we'll
soon be calling you all cabs.
But before that, let's
play one last game, okay?
The final game.
So let me just say thank
you, all, so much for coming.
I hope you all had a great time,
you know, made some
long-lasting friends here.
Now the final game is very simple.
It is hide-and-seek.
Now the rules
are also very simple.
You all hide, and if we find you,
we will kill you and eat you.
Now don't worry, I'm not an evil person.
I will give you 10 seconds
to prepare yourselves.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, oh!
- Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
- The young one is mine.
- Come on, man,
that's the one I want.
I touched her first.
You know the rules.
- I called it, and it's mine!
- Fine!
Fine, I'll take the other one.
Come over here, you.
Jimmy's gonna want this.
- What are you saying?
Are you praying?
Do you believe in God?
No one will save you.
They will never find your bodies.
I promise you I will kill you quick.
You won't suffer.
- Just speak English.
I want to understand you.
What the fuck did I just say?
Speak English.
I want to understand you.
Just tell me something in English!
- Please.
You're handsome and nice, sir.
Don't do this.
- Huh.
Mm.
Thank you.
But I like eating people.
- James, let me go.
- Mm, you know, your
English isn't that bad.
You still need a bit of practice,
but don't worry.
That won't matter soon.
- I want to see my sister!
- No, you will never see her, okay.
Well, maybe in Heaven.
Hey, calm down, calm down.
Hey, calm down.
- Hey, cutie.
So listen, I liked your Christmas sweater,
so I borrowed it.
I'll keep it safe, don't worry.
You don't mind, do you?
- Why are you doing this to me?
Please, just let me and my friend go.
- Oh honey, your friend's
probably dead already.
It's been such a long time
since we had a chicken party.
My friends were going crazy,
begging me to have another one.
We were all just kind of
losing it a little, slipping.
Soon we'll start eating
each other , hmm?
Sometimes I can't remember
things that I did.
There are like these
empty spots in my memory.
I'd like to go see a psychologist,
but then I'd have to kill them.
No one's
getting in my head, nobody.
You look so pretty.
I'm always so shocked at
how pretty Korean girls are.
- I want to live.
I want to go home.
- I just gave you a compliment.
And you didn't say thank you.
Say thank you.
Say thank you.
Say thank you!
- Thank you.
- Oh.
In Korean.
- Oh.
Oh, bark for me.
Bark for me.
Bark for me or some really
bad things will happen.
Oh you're so cute.
Oh don't cry.
Don't cry, you'll make yourself all ugly.
Don't you want to be pretty?
How else are you gonna
get a guy to like you?
You like guys, right?
Remember James from the party?
James, tell you a secret,
has a great, big cock.
He does.
No, really.
Wait, you don't want to play with me?
Okay.
Guess I'll just play by myself.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm a lesbian.
Never had a guy inside of me.
But I have had guys here before.
You know, the thing about guys is,
once you cut off their penises,
they lose all will to live.
It's true.
It's crazy.
You cut them off, and then
you can even untie them,
and they don't run away.
Makes it all very boring and simple.
So I have to just kill them
right there and eat 'em.
Ridiculous, isn't it,
how it's man's world?
I mean, they have this one weakness,
and so quickly they can
lose the will to live.
Women, though,
woman are different.
Women'll keep fighting back,
no matter what you cut off.
I hope you fight back, Miel.
I mean, the more you fight,
the longer you live, right?
And who know?
You might beat me.
Might.
So you ready?
You ready to fight me?
- If, if I beat you,
you will let me and my friend go?
- Um, I can't promise your friend.
Like I said, she might be dead already.
But, uh,
you'll have to do more than beat me.
You'll have to kill me.
It's the only way you'll get out.
So are you ready to do this?
Fighting!
- It's okay.
Just, hey, hey,
just getting the scarf.
It's okay.
Look, just, oh God, I am so sorry.
That looks like that hurts.
Hey, hey, Koume, Koume, right?
That's your name, Koume.
Yeah, I think it was on your name tag.
It fell off, somewhere, but...
It's me, Bryan.
Bryan, we met at the party.
Okay, look, look, look.
You do not have to worry
about a thing, okay?
I promise you.
I promise, I do not
eat people like my friends do.
It's...
No, I don't.
- Can you come here?
- Oh, no, no, it's, that's just Jimmy.
Don't worry, that's--
- Don't be like this.
- He's my best friend.
I think I told you about him.
Hey, Jimmy.
What?
Jimmy!
No, no, no, no, no.
Jimmy, you do not have
to worry about a thing.
She is not gonna take your spot.
No one could ever take your spot.
You're the very best friend
anyone could ever ask for.
You know that.
Hey, I have a good idea.
Why don't you meet him?
Yeah, Jimmy, come over here.
Come over here and say hi.
Come on, don't be shy, get over here
and say hello to Koume.
Look, here he is.
Say hi.
Ah!
God, I don't know what's wrong with him.
He's usually not this shy, you know.
I think I know what the issue is.
I think he likes you a lot.
Huh?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, you know what?
I get it.
I'm gonna step out of here
for a little while, okay,
let you two be alone,
get to know each other
a little bit better.
But don't you worry.
I'm going to be right back.
I'm just gonna be getting
the tub ready, okay?
Hey!
That's not where I left you.
You know what?
I think that it's time for you
to learn the five rules.
That way, you understand how things work
around here a little bit better, yeah.
Don't try to run away.
That's rule number one, sweetheart.
If you try to run away, I
won't feed you.
Rule number two,
don't you ever try and hurt me.
All right, if you do,
I will fucking beat you again and again
until you say that you are sorry!
Rule number three,
you do whatever it is
I tell you to do, okay.
It doesn't matter how fucking
crazy it sounds to you.
You do it, all right?
So for example,
let's say I told you to blow me.
Well, then you blow me.
It's simple.
Rule number four,
I always win the game, okay.
If I lose, well,
then you lose a body part.
And rule number five,
we always play naked!
What, it's funny.
God, fucking, Gloria!
Move, move, you're going slow.
Sit down, right there!
- What the fuck, Gloria, hmm?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I mean, do you not want to eat?
Is that your thing?
I mean, what did I just
tell you, Koume, hmm?
Do not fucking run away!
I'm going to let this one slide.
But if you pull this shit again,
I am going to fucking kill you.
Do you understand me?
My hands are tied here.
Now just,
look, just introduce
yourself to Koume, okay.
You're going to be friends.
Just introduce yourself.
Goddammit, Gloria, do not be rude!
Introduce yourself!
- What, what did you just say?
Gloria, what did you just say?
That sounds like an insult.
Did you just insult Koume?
That is a bad Gloria.
- Well.
Koume, you can speak Spanish, huh?
Wow, you know, you are very different.
I like you.
I really do.
Excuse me.
- No!
No!
- Should we play our
first game?
That's a yes.
Here we go.
- Oh don't worry.
It'll all be over soon.
But you know what?
Before I eat you,
I want you to see something very cool.
You might like it,
since you're a dancer, right?
I mean, I saw you dance.
You dance good.
I want you to hear my favorite song.
Oh, you probably never heard of it since,
since you're from China.
Sorry, I mean,
Japan!
This song is amazing.
I even got a killer dance for this song.
Check it out, you're gonna love it.
Sing
Bitch, you'll be mine
Oh goddamn!
That is such a good song.
Let's hear it one more time, shall we?
- No, all right,
get down, right there.
All right, so our first game is called
How Long Can Koume Hold Her Breath?
So let's play.
- No!
- All the way in, all the way in.
You know, my father was a bad man.
He was an evil man.
I had a dog that I loved.
His name was Duke.
And he, one day, my
dad, came home from work
and picked up his revolver
and shot Duke right through the stomach,
no reason, and then he
just bleed and suffer
until he finally died.
There was another day when
my dad got drunk as hell
and just, oh, just beat
the piss out of my mom.
Well, he almost killed her, you know.
But he didn't.
No, just like before, he just wanted
to watch her die a very slow death.
I wanted to save her.
You know, I wanted to help her.
I kept trying to go to her, but,
you know, he would, every time I would go,
he would kick me down.
He was so much bigger than I was.
- Shut the fuck up.
- And I was so scared.
I was so scared, because I
knew that I had to be next.
So I knew that I had to be ready,
because I was going to be next.
So one night, I,
I walked into the kitchen,
and I grabbed a knife.
And then I walked up the stairs
and went to my father's room, and there,
there he is sleeping.
And so I walk over to his bed,
and I get on top of him.
And I stab him.
Then he wakes up, so I stab him again.
And I stab him again.
But I do not kill him.
Oh no.
No, no, no, no, I let him suffer
like he let my mom and my dog suffer.
My dad was a strong man.
It took him a long time to die,
but he finally did, and that's,
that's when I knew
that I liked watching someone die.
I loved it.
The life leaving their body is,
oh, it's, it's fantastic.
It's wonderful.
So I wanted to see it again, you know.
So, you know, I was young.
So I called over my friend
from school, and ,
and I killed him.
But I didn't know.
I didn't know, 'cause I was a kid.
He didn't deserve it.
But it's okay.
It's okay,
because you came back, didn't you, Jimmy?
You came back, and you told me
that everything was going to be okay.
And it has been.
It's been okay.
Oh Jimmy.
You are my very best friend, you are.
I love you.
I love you, I do.
Koume,
what are you?
What are you?
Who are you?
Answer me.
Who the fuck are you, huh?
You answer me!
What do you want from me?
Why are you here?
Huh?
Oh, oh, oh no.
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Koume.
Jimmy.
Uh, Jimmy, you watch her.
I,
I have to get Gloria.
God!
Fucking Gloria, man.
What the fuck are you doing, hmm?
Goddammit, Gloria.
You, fuckin' again and again,
why are you always trying to leave me?
God, you don't want to
be my friend anymore?
You want to leave?
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, leave.
Let's see you leave.
How 'bout this?
If you can make it to the door,
then you're free!
Then you're free to go!
How 'bout that?
You wanna leave so fuckin' bad.
I got a new friend now.
Yeah, you met her earlier,
and she is way better
than you ever have been
and ever will be, you fucking bitch.
You fucking little bitch!
Jimmy.
Jim.
Where did I leave my
fucking ax, goddammit?
Fuck, fuck me.
Dammit.
Fuckin' did this, you did this!
Fuckin' dammit.
All right.
I'm so sorry that you had to see that.
Again, Jesus, it just,
it's fuckin' Gloria, you know.
I told her so many times,
over and over again,
and she just would not fucking listen.
God, I just,
I just feel so bad, you know.
What?
Well, oh, I see.
I see.
You think that I'm not a person
who gives people chances, but I do.
I fucking do!
Fucking looking at me!
Tell you what, tell you what,
you know, tell,
I'll give you a chance, all right?
Now, how 'bout this?
You want a chance?
Stop, stop.
There.
You want a fuckin' chance?
Then fuckin' prove it to me!
Fuckin' bitch, huh?
I am so goddamned heated up, right now!
You fucking want to be free of me.
You don't want to be my friend.
Then you stand up,
and you prove it to me, you
little prom queen bitch.
Do it!
I'll let you have the first swing.
Think you're so fucking good.
Come on, come on, come on.
Go on.
Go on.
- I never trusted people.
Never.
When I was young,
I trusted someone.
I thought he would never hurt me.
But I was wrong.
He hurt me
and took me.
And after that,
I never trusted anyone.
Never!
And you just made the same mistake he did.
- Yeah?
And what was that?
- He let his guard down.
- Wow, wow!
Now that is a song.
Oh my God, I love it.
I love it!
Oh man!
Woo!
I'm tired now.
I'm hungry too.
Hold on for a bit.
Dreams
Can you come true
And will you be strong
Dreams
Hah!
Just kidding.
I heard that teriyaki sauce
tastes good on Japanese food.
And I also heard that
young meat tastes the best.
Just kidding.
You should start screaming now.
Oh my God, this kind of
music never gets old.
- Oh my God, don't, no!
- Yes, scream!
- Sakura, Sakura!
Sakura!
Sakura, Sakura.
- Oh James ,
women always fight back.
At least now someone will get to filet
that big cock of yours.
But first...
Oh, I should have chosen you.
No!
- Sakura.
- Ooh!
- Aww.
Beautiful.
I got to say, you've outdone
yourself again, Samantha.
- Oh, thank you, James.
I just want everything to be perfect
for our little foreigners.
I want them to be happy one last time.
Speaking of which,
who all is coming tonight?
- Hmm.
- Oh yeah.
- Uh, we got two little Japanese girls.
- Oh.
- Oh, that's nice.
- I invited this Chinese guy.
- Oh?
- But I don't think he's gonna come.
But I did invite this French couple.
They'll be here.
- Okay.
- I invited a girl from
Costa Rica.
I think she is.
Doesn't matter.
- Well, Sarah and Samantha,
you two are going to love me.
I invited two very beautiful Korean girls.
- Oh, you're the best!
- I know.
- Wow, Korean, I haven't
had that in a while.
I hope they make it.
- They will.
- Mm-hmm.
So people should be arriving soon.
Everyone remembers the rules, yes?
Okay, Bryan?
Bryan?
Keep it together, okay?
- Yeah , yeah.
- Okay, um, so the last thing is--
Oh.
Dinner is here.