The Cosmos Sisters (2022) Movie Script
1
Calm down, baby
Take a deep breath
When it's too loud, baby
Everyone thinks
They can help out, baby
Telling you
That you should let it go
Let it go
They work late lately
Cut it cheaper
It's just hearsay, baby
They don't understand
The games you're playin'
All the pieces placed
Are adding up
(Adding up)
Everyone says
We're only human
I know I'm made
Of so much more
We'll make their hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy
Reach for the stars
In the sky
Baby, you and I
Will go hard
Go hard
Hearts break, baby
Expectations
That you don't make, baby
Never mind the falls
That you take, baby
Everybody's got a lesson
Learned
(Lesson learned)
Rise up, honey
Like a phoenix
From the fire and the rubble
Lastly, I would give this
Coco Shea a 6.5 out of ten.
It was healing, but it also left
a creepy residue,
which I didn't love.
And this is it
for skincare Thursday.
Make sure to subscribe
and comment below
with other products
you think that I should review.
And I'm going to be taking
a brief hiatus for the weekend.
As many
of you know,
in late
middle school,
early high school,
I was in a band
with my best friend Nora,
The Cosmos Sisters.
What? No.
And Nora's actually
kinda going through
-a rough patch right now.
-No!
As you all know,
I really believe in the power
of sisterhood,
and being there for the
people that we love
when they need us the most.
So, I'm going to take
the weekend to come home...
-No. No!
-And spend some time with her.
[sighs]
[knocking]
[knocking]
These nights are beautiful
And sparkling, get grooving
Turn up the music on...
Are you sure she's here,
honey?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Let me know when you
want me to pick you up.
I'll be fine, Mom.
Mm. Love you.
[blows kiss]
Bye, Mom!
Nora?
Nora!
Where's Nora?
Where's Nora?
[gasps]
Where's Nora?
Hi!
What are you doing here?
Oh, hi, Whitters. I miss you.
I missed you, too.
-Oh, it's been so--
-What are you doing here?
[Whitney] I'm here
to make you feel better.
You don't make
me feel better.
Come on.
Let me get you some green tea.
-Did you bring tea?
-You don't have green tea?
No.
Well, then I guess
you're getting water.
Come on. Let's go.
[hums]
This is going great.
[Whitney humming]
So, long time, no see.
How you been?
Been better.
Yeah, obviously.
Um...
...here.
Hydration's really important.
Did you make that up?
No.
[sighs]
So, Whitney,
what's the ulterior motive here?
Excuse me?
You bought me a Polly Pocket set
for my seventh birthday
because you lost
your Polly sparkly shirt,
and then took mine.
When are you gonna let
that one go?
And then you forced me to
buy that green prom dress.
It looked good.
Just because we both
couldn't wear blue.
-It's not your color.
-We didn't know that.
And then I looked
like a lollipop.
You did not have to go
with lime green.
You could have done, like,
an emerald or a forest--
There is always
an ulterior motive with you.
[scoffs softly]
Well, I'm just here
to support you.
Because of the power
of sisterhood.
Are you one
of my subscribers?
-No.
-Yeah, you are.
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.
No, I'm...
I'm like an Internet troll.
All right. Well, guess you know
you've really made it
when you have haters.
Don't think
that you're helping me
'cause I'm drinking this.
Is that the underwater scene
from seventh grade art?
Yeah.
My mom threw hers away.
What a bitch.
You still have a mom. Cheers.
Look.
Uh, I'm so sorry.
I'm really sorry I said that.
She's not a bitch.
I mean, she kind of is,
but it's just, like,
bad feminism to use that word.
Um,
it was a shitty thing to say.
And I'm sorry.
It was shitty.
And you know I'm team Sharon.
I'm really sorry
that I couldn't be here
for the funeral.
But I was thinking
I could stay over
for a few nights
just for old times' sake.
I don't think
Jake's gonna like that.
I already talked to Jake.
Well, my mom did.
They've randomly
gotten very close.
But, uh, he thought
it was a great idea.
Colluding with the enemy?
What?
I'm gonna take a run.
Okay.
You don't have to come.
No. It... Okay. Okay.
[both panting]
-We made it.
-Yeah.
I used to, like,
start with, like, 16 laps,
and then do sprints
on the way home.
-That was our warm-up?
-Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fine. I just--
I like to take a few minutes
to stretch after my warm-up.
Okay. If you can't keep up,
you can just meet me at home.
Obviously, I can keep up.
Okay.
Lots of fun mems here.
What?
[Whitney]
Mems. You know, like memories.
Like when we sold out?
Uh, we were a hit
at the homecoming
halftime show.
I'm still pissed they wouldn't
let us have confetti cannons.
I mean, yeah, Principal
Schultz is forever on my list.
And Miss Statham's.
Oh, Miss Statham's. Ugh!
And Colin Wolf.
-Oh, I hate that guy.
-I hate that guy.
You know what?
That guy should be afraid of us.
[chuckles]
He should be very afraid.
[both] Very afraid!
[laughs]
Let's keep going.
Hey, um, I was thinking
I could help you go
through some of your mom's stuff
while I'm here.
Did Jake say
something about that?
No. Well, yeah.
I mean, he mentioned something
to my mom,
but I thought it could be fun.
I don't think going through my
dead mom's stuff with you
is gonna be fun for me.
No, I don't mean, like, fun
obviously. I just mean--
I don't wanna talk about it
right now.
Okay. Nora? Nora! Nora!
We have, like, 15 more laps.
Nora?
Nora?
Nora!
Nora!
I know you're in there.
Oh, who, me?
Yeah. Open the door,
you butthole.
Uh, I can't let strangers
into my house.
I'm not a
fucking stranger.
I don't know you.
Okay. I'm
gonna punch you in the face.
Are you kidding me?
Grow up. Grow up. Stop it!
-Oh, oh, oh, oh!
-Stop! Oh! Grow up!
Hi!
Who are you?
Um, I'm Debbie.
I'm your new neighbor.
I just moved in next door.
I just moved here from Brooklyn.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm from Brooklyn, too!
Oh, God. love Brooklyn.
It's so fun in my twenties.
But I jut adore
this new neighborhood.
My realtor, Craig Olsen,
told me about you two.
Craig Olsen.
He was always such a fan.
[Nora] Okay. We're kinda in
the middle of something.
Nora, please don't
be rude to our fans.
We have plenty of time
to take a picture.
[sighs]
I'm not in town
for a very long, but--
[Nora] Actually, no, she's not.
She's leaving now.
That's not true.
The Cosmos Sisters are here
to stay.
Sisters?
I thought you two were together.
[Whitney] What?
Oh. Craig told me
that the nicest couple
lived next door.
No.
I live here with
my boyfriend Jake.
Okay. That's still cute.
Um, so, are you guys sisters?
-Kind of.
-No.
We have a band together,
The Cosmos Sisters.
[Debbie] Oh.
Yeah, it's just two kids
playing make-believe.
Don't undersell the band.
And one of them completely
sold out.
Oh, you're just jealous
that Brendon asked me
-to sing in his band.
-Oh, a wedding band?
Yeah, it was a big break for me.
-Congratulations.
-"Congratulations."
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
Yeah, I would.
And I'm so sorry
about your mom.
Craig told me about your loss.
Mm.
Maybe I shouldn't have said
anything.
No one can
say anything right.
Anyway,
do you wanna get that picture?
-Oh. Oh, okay.
-We can use my phone.
Come here.
-Great.
-Okay.
Bye! Nice to meet you.
Bye!
-It was so nice to meet you.
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay. Bye.
-Bye!
Love you-- Bye!
[Jake] Hey, you must be Whitney.
Hey, Jake. Nice to meet you.
[Jake]
Have you been waiting here long?
I thought I put the key
in the mailbox.
[Whitney] Oh. Uh, no.
Nora outran me.
And then she locked me out.
-Oh, that tracks.
-[Whitney] Yeah.
You comin' in?
No. Um, I don't think
this is really gonna work out.
Whitney, you have to know
how stubborn she is.
-That's why we love her.
-Yeah, but I don't--
She needs you.
[Whitney]
I don't think she does.
Come on.
Look. My mom's picking me up.
She's calling now.
Oh, may I? Thank you.
Hi, Sharon? It's Jake.
[laughs]
Yeah. How you doin'?
Okay. Now, stop it.
Yeah, no. Well, I miss you, too.
Seriously.
Yeah, I just met Whitney.
Yes, that is what IRL means.
Oh, okay, okay. Listen.
How about you and I
grab lunch tomorrow?
[chuckles]
Yeah. Yes.
Spoleto sounds great.
Okay, you can pick her up
after that.
All righty!
Talk to you tomorrow. Bye.
She's gonna pick you up
tomorrow after lunch.
-That was masterful.
-Thank you.
We're gonna have a good time.
-[Whitney] Yeah.
-Yeah.
I think
Nora's excited to see you.
-[Whitney] Yeah, I bet.
-I'm excited to see you.
All right. Come on. Oh, God.
What do you have in these?
[Whitney] Just the essentials.
Uh-huh.
Hey, babe.
What are you working on?
You? How did you let
this snake into my house?
Okay, the dramatics
are a lot, Nora.
-[Jake] You hungry?
-Starving.
Oh. Well, this pasta
is not for two-faced traitors.
Oh, are you gluten-free?
We can make something else.
She's not gluten-free.
[Jake] Your mom says
you were off gluten.
She's really excited
to get paninis at Spoleto.
Yeah,
it's kind of a touchy subject.
Um, she made me an entire
gluten-free Thanksgiving dinner
the night before I decided
I'm actually
not gluten-intolerant.
So, I just didn't have the heart
to tell her.
Case in point. She's a liar.
Hey, babe.
How about we call a truce?
Should I make salads
to go with the pasta?
No, this is not for her
either-- Neither. Whatever.
This pasta
is my piece de resistance.
Um, the pasta is for me.
[Jake] You're gonna eat
all that by yourself?
-Yeah.
-That is a little dramatic.
Oh, is it a
little dramatic?
What about calling my ex-friend?
She's not your ex-friend.
And I felt like you needed her.
I don't need anyone.
I have my pasta.
Okay. Come on, Nora.
That's gross.
Seriously, Nora, don't.
Come on.
You know how I feel about germs.
-Just--
-Stop it.
-Nora, stop.
-[grunts]
-What are you doing?
-Let go.
-Why are you doing this? My God!
-Stop it!
-Just stop!
-Oh, my--
-[Jake] Oh!
-Oh, my God!
I'm sorry. I--
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Please don't eat that. What?
Stop, stop. What are you--
Why did you do that?
[Nora sobs]
I just wanted some pasta.
[sobs]
Baby, hey, hey.
Don't touch me.
[breathes heavily]
[clears throat]
[sobs]
Hi, can I get a
delivery to 92 Lowe Street?
-Yeah, let's do two pizzas.
-Three.
Three. Um, three pizzas.
Let's do, um,
cheese, pepperoni,
and a mushroom.
Great. And can you guys
still do the thing
where you spell?
You make the little letters
with the toppings?
This is an emergency.
Okay, great. Thank you.
So, can I have you
spell out poop?
Okay, thank you. Buh-bye.
[sobs]
It's okay, buddy.
Okay.
It was a hard day.
[sobs]
She [indistinct] my pasta.
Yeah.
I know.
Oh, I'm a wreck
When you're away
It hurts much more
Each passing day
Can't seem to feel it
I don't know what is real
It's not the same
When you're gone
Ooh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, won't you come here
My heart?
I want you here
But you're not
Can't get you
Out of my head
[chuckles]
Okay.
Mm, oh
I didn't know you played.
Uh, just enough to boss
our producer around.
[both chuckle]
I'm sure being here
during all this has been a lot.
Nah.
Do you wanna talk about it?
No, I'm really good.
Really?
Really, really.
Okay. Well, if you change
your mind, then--
It's just been really hard
watching her
and not knowing how to help.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot.
I'm sorry
that I wasn't here sooner.
[Jake] Nah. Of course,
it was important for us
to be here
when Elaine got really bad
and then Nora needed time
to process and heal, of course.
But now, it feels
like she's stuck.
And I don't know how to fix it.
And I'm worried that, like,
she doesn't wanna fix it.
[chuckles]
[Whitney] Well, she's stubborn.
And that's what we love
about her.
[chuckles softly]
Yeah.
I just don't know
where we're going.
Like, thankfully, I've been able
to see clients online
for the past six months.
But now, I don't even know
if she's gonna try
for her masters which is, like,
really stressful.
But I love her.
So, we're gonna keep trying
until we figure out
how to help her.
No.
-No?
-No.
No, you know what?
It's time to take care of you.
Okay.
So, you are going to
go upstairs.
You're gonna unwind.
You're gonna take a bath.
You're gonna read a book.
I'm gonna
preoccupy Nora.
Yeah, I don't
know if that's--
It's just the barn
that needs packing up, right?
-Yes.
-I can do this.
I was literally born to do this.
Okay. It's much more work
than you--
This is happening.
Just let it happen.
You're very pushy.
That's what Nora
loves about me.
[chuckles]
Look, I promise
this is gonna be really good
for you, and also for her.
Thank you.
[Whitney] You're welcome.
That's what I'm here for.
[breathes deeply]
-Do you wanna hug it out?
-Yeah.
-[doorbell rings]
-Oh, pizza's here.
Actually, um, question.
Do you have cash?
Yeah, yeah.
[Whitney]
If I can have that.
[humming]
Whitney.
-Oh, my God. Maddy.
-[Maddy] Hi.
Hi!
I didn't know
you were still around.
Oh, yeah.
I'm working for my uncle.
-[Whitney] Yeah.
-Oh. By the way,
you can't do the, um, toppings,
letters thing anymore.
-Oh, that sucks.
-[Maddy] Yeah.
That was just a thing
that Nora and I
used to do for our band.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Cosmos Sisters. I remember.
-You do?
-[Maddy] Yeah, of course.
I mean,
those were the good old days.
Yeah. Um, yeah.
Nora and I are actually
getting the band back together.
Oh.
You know, that's really cool.
Yeah.
You look great.
You look really great.
[chuckles]
Thank you. Ahh!
[chuckles]
So, do you want these?
Yes. Yes, you want these?
Yeah, of course!
Yes. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, thanks.
[Whitney]
It's good to see you.
It's really good to see you.
Okay. Uh, I'll see you later?
[Maddy]
Yeah. I'll see you around.
Okay, bye!
[Whitney exhales]
Be still,
my beating heart.
-[Jake] You met Maddy?
-[Whitney] You know Maddy?
Nora orders a lot of pizza
these days.
Wait.
Are you not eating with us?
No, I'm gonna take a bath.
And read a book in my bed.
What genius thought
of that idea?
-[clicks tongue]
-Enjoy.
You really buried the lead, dog.
-What?
-Maddy, she's, like, hot.
Yeah.
Maddy has always been hot.
Well, do you
have her number?
No.
[Whitney] Okay.
[sighs]
Bon appetit,
mon amor.
Okay.
This is kind of bad.
No worse than normal.
Mm-mm. Not worse than normal,
but just kinda like cardboard,
but a little good.
It's like familiar
cardboard.
-Yeah.
-Hmm. It soothes me.
Yeah.
Kinda special.
It's just us here tonight.
Jake is just upstairs.
Yeah. But I mean, like,
you know,
he's having him time
and we're having us time.
-Okay.
-"Okay."
So...
I know
that you weren't super keen
on the idea at first,
but I was thinking
we could go through the barn,
-because Jake told my mom...
-Whitney.
That a lot of the stuff
is our stuff...
-No.
-We wouldn't even have to look
at your mom's stuff.
We could just go through--
No! No! No!
Nora, you have to deal
with this.
You can't just insert yourself
into this.
Look, I'm sorry
that I wasn't here sooner,
but I'm here now.
No, you were here,
and you just didn't come sooner.
-That's not true.
-Yes, I know!
I know that you were just making
your little YouTubes
in your childhood bedroom.
Your followers might not know,
but I did.
So... so, fuck you.
Nora. Nora.
[sighs]
Fuck.
[slow rock music]
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
No, really. I'm sorry.
You were right.
I've been here for a while.
Mm-hmm.
And I wanted to come
be with you.
I just have been
going through a lot.
Yeah?
Like, obviously you have too,
much more than me.
Obviously.
I just haven't been doing
so good on my own,
and, um, anyway, I'm sorry.
Are you going home?
Yeah.
I think
Sharon's almost here again.
I think I need
to go for a loop.
Nora, I support your exercise,
but it's getting kind of late--
No, like,
we need to go for a "loop."
A loop?
Yeah, like, a loop.
I could go for a loop.
[clicks tongue]
Oh, these are good.
Where did you get this?
-I made it.
-Really?
Hmm.
Thanks for the apology.
Thank you
for the brownie.
Can we start over?
What if I stay for the weekend,
and, um, we can clean the barn,
but we don't have to.
And just hang out.
I think I would like
that.
I think I'd like it, too.
[music playing over car stereo]
Hey, Mom. I think
I'm actually gonna stay.
Okay, honey.
Have fun. Love you!
Bye, Sharon!
How much weed
did you put in these?
I don't remember.
A bunch.
[chuckles]
Good. Good. Good. Good.
This is gonna be good.
[both]
This is gonna be really good.
Whoa!
It's more...
Sadder than you remember?
Beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
Hi, tinsel.
Oh, I missed it here.
Did you take up boxing?
Oh. A therapist thought
it might be a good idea.
You're in therapy?
I'm so proud of you!
Online therapy.
That's okay.
It was, like, an article
written by a therapist.
Huh.
Actually, I don't even
know if it's a therapist.
It might have been a life coach.
-Well, did it help?
-What?
The boxing.
Oh, I never tried it.
Hmm.
Doesn't having your mom's
photography stuff here
make you feel sad?
Everything makes me sad.
You know, we could put it away
so you don't have to look at it.
If you offer to put--
[both] Offer
to put something in a box!
I'm going to--
I'm going to--
throttle you!
Shut up!
[chuckles]
Oh, my God.
Do you still have the wigs?
-Do you have the wigs?
-I don't think so.
They're here!
She found the wigs, baby!
-Oh, my.
-Oh, my God.
Oh! Oh, my God.
You have to put yours. Oh.
This is-- Oh, my God.
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
[both laughs]
[both] We look amazing.
[both laughs]
We have to capture
this.
[hums]
Okay.
Hello, Instagram world.
I know that I told you
I was taking a brief hiatus,
but I am here with the one
and only original Cosmos Sister.
No!
And we are actually
going to perform
one of the dances for you
right this very second.
[Nora] I don't want to.
Oh, you don't want to.
Fine. I guess
I'll have to do it by myself.
Three, two, one
No, no! It's more--
There's more to it. It's like...
Paint you
Cheerleader on varsity
Top of the pyramid
That's all they see
But they don't know
You like me
I may be the girl
In the corner
Of the dance floor
Attached to the wall
Like a flower
But there's a side
They don't see
Coming out of nowhere
Like a heart attack
I could take
Your breath away
Faster than the eye
Of a hurricane
But my love is here to stay
I'm gonna make you want me
I'm gonna make you love me
I'm gonna show you
What it means to fall so hard
That it hurts
I'm gonna be the angel
To your wings
Tell you all
kinds Of secret things
Talking on the phone
Into the middle of the night
'Cause that's what
My love's like
Hey, you...
[sighs]
This is the good stuff.
Yeah, I think it's ending--
No. No, no, no, no.
I mean, you and me.
We're the magic.
[sighs]
It's not
like this on YouTube.
I want us
to be The Cosmos Sisters again.
It's my wish.
Star light, star bright,
the first star I see tonight.
I'm gonna make you want me,
I'm gonna make you love me
I'm gonna show you what it
Means...
[Whitney]
Hello, Instagram world.
I know that I told you
I was taking a brief hiatus,
but I am here
with the one and only
original Cosmos sister.
[Nora]
No!
[Whitney] And we are actually
going to perform
one of the dances for you
right this very second.
[Nora]
I don't want to.
[Whitney]
Oh, you don't want to!
Good morning.
Good morning!
-I need a coffee.
-Yes, here is coffee.
I also got you this
disgusting-looking green juice,
'cause I thought you'd like it.
You know, I actually
reviewed this product recently.
-It was kind of bad.
-[Nora] Hmm.
I don't remember
exactly what rating I gave it,
but I just don't remember it
being good at all--
Oh, my God.
What?
Do you know Jenna Shmortems?
I don't think I know
Jenna Shmortems.
I just got an email from someone
named Jenna Shmortems
who's the mother of a child
with cancer.
That's awful.
It's like a Make-A-Wish request.
Are you sure it's
a Make-A-Wish?
Well, I feel
like there's the official
Make-A-Wish, but now,
it's more of a verb,
like anything
can be a Make-A-Wish.
And her kid wants
the Cosmos Sisters
to play for him.
That's crazy.
Yeah,
that's crazy.
That's crazy. That's crazy!
That's like...
that's like the cosmos
have aligned,
and brought us together,
and given us a second chance
to feel like that again.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I wonder how she found us.
I mean, it must have been
the content that we were posting
last night,
but it's still super random.
Yeah, it's, like, what's
heck's up with Jenna Shmortems?
Well, what the heck is up is
that she's booking us for a gig.
-Because her kid has cancer.
-Yeah. Okay.
So, we need to get costumes,
uh, backing tracks.
Maybe we can do one
where you pull out the aux.
-Okay.
-Oh, my God!
This is gonna be amazing!
[Whitney screams]
I'm going straight to
hell.
So, which songs
do we wanna sing?
We should do one song.
One song is not a gig.
Fine. Two.
Two. An opener and a closer.
Iconic. Okay.
So, we want to inspire
and also to uplift.
Okay. So, obviously,
"Sparklin'."
That's so 2007.
Okay. Well, it goes
really well with "New Moon."
No.
Because it was
your mom's favorite?
-Yeah.
-Right. Yeah.
And even though
this is the perfect moment
for that, and it will never--
But we're not doing it
obviously.
[sighs]
Wait!
What about "Tonight?"
-We never finished "Tonight."
-Yeah.
Because what if we were meant
it in this exact moment?
No, we never finished "Tonight"
because we couldn't agree
on anything.
Okay, but we're adults now.
[Nora] Maybe in age.
[sighs]
-Do we know the kid's name?
-Uh...
[Whitney]
Here. I'll just email them.
Okay, I'm gonna take five.
[Whitney] Okay.
You know, I feel
like my engagement
has been really bad lately,
which is confusing,
'cause I feel like the content
has actually been, like,
pretty good,
but maybe it's possible
that I got shadow-banned.
I've heard that that's been
happening a lot.
I don't know.
It feels like the algorithms
have been kind of--
Oh, we have a name. Dylan.
Okay. So, song.
[Whitney] So, song.
Okay. So, Dylan is dying.
I don't think
that we technically know that.
Okay. But that could
be, like, viral material
like that cloud song.
-No.
-Okay.
Well, what are your ideas?
Um... [clicks tongue]
Oh, my God.
[sighs]
How did we used to do this?
-No!
-It's gonna taste like--
[Nora breathes heavily]
Tonight
No!
Tonight
[scats]
On point--
[pants]
[exhales sharply]
-Oh! Who am I?
-Oh!
Just let us--
Just get, like, one photo.
-It's good!
-It's not funny.
[both laughs]
Stop!
Give me the tonights again.
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Wow.
We really doubled down on those.
Yeah. We really needed them
to know that it's about tonight.
We were like,
"It's not..."
Tomorrow
or... Yesterday
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No.
Those are clearly taken.
Okay.
Give me the tonights again.
[clears throat]
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give it one last try
Fork, dude.
Heck, man!
[both] That sounded good!
[clicks tongue]
Okay. But we have, like,
a lot more to write.
-Yeah. Okay. Um, from the top.
-Okay.
I'm gonna give us
One last try
Okay. People aren't going
to like it if it doesn't pop.
[Nora]
Why do people have to like it?
It's not a crime for it
to sound good.
It is. It's a crime
against artistic integrity--
Oh, my God. Oh.
I guess you never got off
your high horse.
And I guess
you never grew a spine.
[Debbie clears throat]
Uh, I'm so sorry to interrupt.
I actually am just so sorry
about how things
-ended the other day.
-No, no, no.
Actually, Debbie,
this is the perfect time
-that you came over.
-It is?
Mm-hmm.
See, we have a gig.
And we are working on a song
that we started
in our early aughts.
And so, we need
some external feedback
to solve an internal conflict.
She's obviously
gonna like yours.
People are stupid. No offense.
Mm.
Seems like you're just scared.
Don't try to use scared with me.
It won't work.
It doesn't have to work.
It just seems like it's true.
-I'm not scared.
-Prove it.
Sit down.
[clears throat]
[sighs]
Which
do you like better?
- I'm gonna give us
-I'm going to give us
One last try
- I'm gonna give us
-I'm going to give us
One last try
- I'm gonna give us
-I'm going to give us
One last try
- I'm gonna give us
-I'm going to give us
One last try
[chuckles softly]
-Bravo to you both.
-Which one do you like better?
Well, actually, you know,
they were both very similar.
But which one
did you like better, though?
I liked Nora's--
[both] Really?
No.
You know what?
You don't get it,
and you don't get it.
[sighs]
She's just like that.
Okay.
I didn't realize Debbie
was one of the Rolling Stones.
Just listen
to whatever she says.
Hi, is Maddy working tonight?
Okay, great.
Can I get three pizzas
delivered to 92 Lowe Street?
That's perfect. Mm-hmm. Okay.
Thank you. Mm-hmm.
[Nora]
I'm gonna give us
One last try
[Debbie shrieking]
[Debbie] I love it!
Oh, go to hell.
Do you think
she'll be okay?
Yeah. She just hates
being the unpopular opinion.
Don't we all?
I mean, yeah.
But her more than most.
Are you, like,
a photographer or something?
You've got some
really retro stuff.
Hey, can you please stop
touching that?
Stop, and go!
Sorry, did you
want me to stop or go?
Stop, and go.
That's just like
what all of my exes
have said to me,
so I didn't know.
No.
"I'm Nora."
[mumbles]
[grunts]
Maddy, hey! Hi!
Hey!
Um, Whitney.
Hey.
Um, aren't I delivering
you those pizzas?
Do you have a napkin?
Um...
You okay?
It's just--
You know what?
It's like...
[screams]
Look, this is
just classic self-sabotage.
You know what I mean?
Like that's not just me
psychoanalyzing her.
Like a therapist
actually told us that.
I mean maybe there's like
a school counselor or something,
but the point is
is that I'm right.
I'm so sorry.
Who are we talking about?
Nora.
It's like the Cosmo Sisters.
Like--
like we could be great again.
We really could.
And that would be good
for both of us.
For me and for her.
And she just--
[sighs]
Just won't
let it happen.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
No, look,
sometimes things can be hard
when you put too much pressure
on them, right?
Like-- like
I wanna start a tattoo business,
but I need a venue,
and I need sponsors,
-and I need equipment.
-You're an entrepreneur?
-That's hot.
-Thanks.
I realized that if I focus
on the things I can control,
it's better.
You know, you just need to focus
on the things
-that you can do good.
-Do well.
Okay,
you need to focus on the things
that you can do well
and let that be enough.
So, whatever the Cosmo Sisters
is right now,
just let it be that.
Hmm.
You know, you're pretty wise.
Yeah.
[chuckles]
Why didn't we ever get
together in high school?
God, weren't you like famously
in love with Rosie Letterman?
[sighs]
Weren't we all?
Yeah.
[chuckles]
This is nice.
Hey, so um,
I don't wanna be rude,
but I'm kinda still
on the clock.
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
-No, it's-- it's alright.
-I'm sorry.
I'll-- I'll take you
to wherever you need to go.
-Really?
-Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
Um, and by the way,
if you're
just ordering those pizzas
so you can see me,
you only have to order one.
No, I'm definitely
gonna eat all of these.
-Yeah, okay.
-Okay.
[laughs]
Okay, haters,
I have been reborn
and we are
going to use your version,
not because I actually think
that it's better,
because TBH,
it was a very small sample size,
but because
I think that it will just--
Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
Nora.
I'm not doin' so well.
I know.
I really miss my mom.
I know.
I'm really sad,
and I hate thinking
about my feelings,
and all Jake wants to do is talk
about my fucking feelings.
Maybe you and Jake
should fuck out your feelings.
I'm being vulnerable.
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Look, we can't focus
on all the big stuff right now.
It's too big. Yeah.
We just gotta focus on this,
on the Cosmos Sisters
and just do what we do good.
Well.
We will rock.
We don't rock.
We will rock.
We will rock.
We don't have a backing track.
That's okay.
I bet Manny's still in town.
He lives in Boston.
Really? He was such a townie!
What does that mean?
I still live in town.
-I just mean it's like--
-You still live in town.
Hey, technically,
that's not true.
Okay, you know, whatever.
I'm just gonna call him.
You still have his
number?
Social, baby.
You told Manny we were coming,
right?
Uh, I think it'd be better
if we just surprise him.
And then you're gonna apologize?
For what?
You think
he's gonna remember that?
Yeah, most people remember
being called an "ass face".
I feel like I said it
in like a playful way,
-like a fun way.
-No.
Yeah, that's exactly
how I remember it.
Well,
it's 'cause you're delusional.
Uh, delusional?
Because I think
you actually mean delightful.
Oh, yep, sorry. That was just--
A slip of the tongue.
[Whitney]
Oh, you meant delightful?
Yes, delightful.
-Quite delightful, ma'am.
-She's a delight.
She's such a delightful--
That's what they say
about you all the time.
[both gasps]
[laughs]
I knew you were gonna die first.
-Morbid.
-[Whitney] Too morbid?
Nah.
Just throw me a fun funeral.
A fun-neral?
-No.
-[Whitney] Yes.
-No.
-[Whitney] Yes.
Okay. Ahem!
Hello, fans and friends,
-this is actually Nora Daye.
-Okay!
And this is me saying
this is my will,
and I just want everyone to know
that um, Whitney Muland
is banned from any
funeral planning abilities,
and this is-- this is real.
Okay, well, I'm
actually not gonna be available
to plan your funeral,
because the moment you die,
I'm going to pass away
of a broken heart.
-Liar.
-It's true.
I'll be all, "Who died?"
And they're like,
"Nora Daye."
-Who?
-[grunts]
See you're too senile,
so you'll never know.
[Whitney] Yeah.
You're gonna age so badly.
Okay, that's rude,
but if the Russian filters
taught me anything,
it's probably true.
So crazy
that they have all our faces.
Yeah.
Nice guitars.
Yeah, love
the aesthetic.
Not bad
for a townie ass face.
I'm really
sorry about that.
Uh, I was actually thinking now
could be a really good time
for us to move past that.
No.
Well, Manny,
it's been really nice--
It is my anti-mantra.
[Nora] Hmm?
That sentiment
that you so...
...eloquently gifted me,
really broke me.
And I'm so sorry.
Then rebuilt me.
[Nora] Hmm?
Then allowed me
to build all of this.
The guitars.
[chuckles]
[all laughing]
No, you beautiful dummy!
My career, my contacts.
My musical persona.
Well, you're welcome.
You know, it's really surreal
to have someone I thought
was a friend-turned-enemy
back in my uh, face.
Kind of on that journey.
So, what do you want?
You two always wanted something.
We just have
a tiny favor.
Um, we were wondering
if you could make us
one of your amazing,
magnificent, incredible--
Don't push it.
We need a backing track uh,
for a new cover.
Cosmos Sisters are reuniting.
-Kind of.
-For sick children.
For kind of sick children.
It's
like a Make-A-Wish situation.
So, a kid wished for us
to perform
and we wish to be able to.
And so our wish is
that your wish will be
to make us a backing track.
Plus, Nora's guitar
is kinda thin.
-Thanks.
-It just is.
[Nora]
Can you give us one last solid?
We don't know if this is like
the last, last solid, but--
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
one last solid.
for a sick child with cancer.
We'll beg.
[Nora] Not in a debasing
or groveling way.
-We will kind of beg.
-[Nora] We will kind of beg.
[sighs]
I need to hear the song.
See if it's cohesive
with my musical persona.
Oh, I have um,
a crude demo.
[sighs]
You forgot
to turn on the Bluetooth.
-Sorry.
-Passcode still your birthday?
[Nora] Yeah.
[sighs]
Does he like it?
That's not what my face looks
like when I like something.
Well,
I don't think you really know
what your face looks like
when you like something.
Oh, what does
my face look like?
Well,
your face is more like, "Huh."
Weird. Yours is
like, "Oh, yeah."
Oh, yeah, that's funny,
because that's actually the face
that Jake told me that you make
every time that you--
Fuck.
[sighs]
It's crude.
Yeah, obviously,
we're still working on it.
And it's like we--
I love it.
[cheering]
Oh, my gosh!
Jake, you seriously
should have seen your girlfriend
in that meeting.
She was a frickin' shark.
She's all bang, bang gun.
I was like,
"I will not beg."
And I was like,
"Honestly, I will beg
a little bit if necessary."
Is this
for Dylan's Make-A-Wish thing?
Yes. Jake, oh, my gosh,
you're seriously
gonna love the new song.
It frickin' slaps.
It's all, "Oh, oh--
Why don't we
talk for a second? Yeah?
Whitney, we're just
gonna chat for a second.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Oh, oh, oh...
[Nora] Come on.
...Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I can explain.
Go ahead.
Sorry, I thought
you're gonna cut me off.
Um, we were high.
You were high,
so you fabricated a cancer kid
to perform in a fake band?
Okay, it was a real band,
but yes, I did that.
-That's not normal.
-Yeah, when you say it back,
it does sound a little bit
out of character,
but anyway, here's Wonderwall.
Today
Nora,
I know that you are moving
through the grieving process
right now.
And I know--
Oh no, Jake,
please don't talk about
the grieving process.
Fine.
-You've been doing you.
-Mm-hmm.
And I've been supporting you,
and I really thought
that we were getting somewhere,
and then you fictionalize
a cancer kid.
Is that not one of the
five stages of grieving?
This is not a joke.
Is it not anger, denial,
fabricating a fake cancer kid?
Come on, I'm happy!
Can we please just laugh
about this?
Nora, you bein' happy,
you're like flip-floppin'
all around.
Oh, my God!
I'm sorry
that I'm not dealing with it.
I'm sorry that
I'm having yet another episode.
I'm sorry that I don't want
to sell the one thing
that reminds me of my mom.
I'm not even talkin'
about that right now.
If I'm so out of control,
why don't you just go?
Excuse me?
Get out of my house.
Wow.
Hey, buddy,
look what I found.
I was thinking it would be fun
if we skated through the town
and hung up some promo posters.
It's potentially
a little insensitive,
but I think it could be fun.
What's up?
What's wrong?
Oh, oh. Uh.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
What's wrong, buddy?
Hey. Hey, what's wrong?
Dylan...
Died.
What?
Yeah, so there's
no more gig.
Oh, my God.
It's really sad
for the family.
Yeah.
That's really sad...
for the family.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God,
is this triggering for you?
Oh, um, I don't know.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I can't let this happen.
He died.
Look, you can't give up.
This was Dylan's wish,
and in a way, it was
your mom's wish too, okay?
Art heals.
We need this now more than ever.
I really think we should
just lay this one to rest.
Yes. Yeah. Good.
We're gonna lay this to rest,
because we are going to perform
at his funeral.
-No.
-Yeah. Yes.
That's what he would want.
That's what
he would have wanted.
It's what your mom would want.
This is our second,
second chance.
We don't even know
where the funeral is.
Hey, that's okay.
I'll find it.
-I can totally find it.
-How?
-Say it with me. Socials, baby.
-I don't-- no.
Yes.
Hey, don't be scared, okay?
Don't be scared.
I've got you.
Do you believe me?
Yes.
I've got you, okay?
Okay,
can you give me a push off?
-[Nora] Mm-hmm.
-Thank you.
Can you help me get these off?
Yeah.
Let's throw our phones away
And forget how to obey
And can you just
bring the boombox
Hey, you guys. So, if I have
any internet sleuths out there.
We can rewind all the clocks
Whisper a secret in my ear
[Whitney]
It's a little fast.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Manny, pulled through.
Never hear
Yeah, fuck this here
I love that guy.
Doo, dum, pum
Tonight
Wait, I thought we're supposed
to do constellations.
I did.
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give you one more try
What is this?
The Big Dippy.
Tonight
Tonight
-Yeah.
-Oh, my gosh.
Tonight
It's crazy, yeah.
[babbles]
Yes.
Gotta go face the music.
-[blows kisses]
-Bye.
Only one this time.
You're learning.
It's an invitation pizza.
What does that even mean?
I don't have your number yet,
but I wanted
to cordially invite you
to the Cosmos Sister
gig tomorrow.
It's at the funeral home
and a lot of people
will be there.
-Wait, the funeral home?
-Yeah, just come.
-It's at 11:00 a.m.
-11:00 a.m.?
[Whitney]
Yeah, before the service.
Okay, well,
I'm definitely enticed.
Right where I want you.
-Okay.
-Okay.
Oh, um,
that will still be 14.95.
Right.
Last Pizza from Florence Factory
before the re-debut
of the Cosmos Sisters.
Can you believe it?
If you're a masshole like us,
make sure
to check out Florence Factory.
Tell them that I sent you.
And uh, also make sure to come
check out our gig tomorrow.
Link's in the bio.
Okay, love you, babes.
-[blows kisses]
-See you tomorrow.
Okay, they're not sponsoring me,
but they should.
They should.
And Maddy
should date me.
She should.
Yeah, and Florence Factory
should cater our wedding.
I support your hypothetical
pizza-themed wedding.
I love weddings.
Yeah, they're rad
if you support the institution
of marriage.
Oh, are they not
punk rock enough for you?
or are they actually
the most punk rock thing?
It's the age-old paradox.
Do you and Jake ever talk
about weddings?
We had, but I don't really know
where his head's at right now.
I don't really know
where my head's at either.
It's good that he's at the hotel
doing his health care thing.
[Nora] Yeah.
And he'll be
at the gig tomorrow, right?
He's gonna try.
Good. Tomorrow.
[Whitney sighs]
Tomorrow. Oh, my gosh.
Can you believe it?
Our gig is tomorrow.
I seriously have goose bumps.
[vocalizes]
Cheers.
[chuckles]
Oh, too much pizza.
I tried to stop you.
There's no stopping me.
Now, I get to get reacquainted
with the fart palates.
No reservations
necessary.
[both chuckle]
There's nothing
to be nervous about.
I'm not nervous.
Did you forget that I know you?
The stars have
aligned.
This is our second chance.
You know I don't prescribe
to woo-woo.
It's not a woo-woo,
it's just true-true.
This is what they'll write about
in our biography.
Oh, now we're getting
a biography.
Yeah, we should.
[sighs]
I've been really happy
the last few days.
playing with you.
You know,
your mom would love this.
Showtime, baby.
Showtime, baby.
[sighs]
To the one across the room
Okay, so uh, since
we're using a backing track,
it's actually super important
that the rhythm
is exactly the same.
Okay.
To the one across the room
-That's not the right chord.
-Just give me a chance.
To the one across the room
Nope, that's not it.
Okay, I think we should
try to get through the song.
Well, if you're not going
to play the right chords,
then we need to stop
and address it.
Fine. From the top.
To the one across the room
Okay, I can't
hear myself play
with the backing track
that loud.
If you're not
gonna play the right notes
-then we need it that loud.
-Turn it down and I'll get it.
This
is an important show for us.
People are coming.
No one is coming.
That is the exact self-sabotage
that we were talking about.
-Nobody's coming.
-People are coming.
[car horn beeps]
Okay, okay, dammit
that's Sharon. That's okay.
-[ululates]
-This is gonna be great.
Okay. Uh, I got the coats.
Uh, get the boombox.
This is gonna be...
Awesome
These nights are beautiful
When we're sparkling,
get through it
Do, like
a good star, right?
-What does that mean?
-Like good.
-Like not a Jewish star?
-No!
Wait, did you?
Mom, can you
please turn this song off?
I thought maybe you need
a little pump-up music.
No, Mom,
we have a new sound now,
this one's just
gonna get in my head.
I love this song.
Wait. Wait, can you stop?
Reverse.
Okay, wooh!
I think we can walk from here.
-Wait, it's cold.
-We have to preshow.
I'll meet you
at the funeral home.
No, no, no, no, no!
Go do a couple of laps,
so that you're not there
awkwardly early.
Oh, okay.
Oh, and like stand in the back
if there are any new fans.
Oh, my God.
[Sharon] Break a leg!
Brr, brr.
You're not gonna throw up,
are you?
-No.
-Okay.
You just don't really have time.
I mean,
I'll totally hold your hair
if you do.
[both ululate]
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui
-Yeah.
-[sighs]
Okay. Checklist. Boombox.
Che-- uh, Bluetooth.
[Whitney] Okay. Check.
Uh, backing track.
It's on your phone.
[Whitney] Right. Just say check.
Uh, guitar.
-Check.
-Picks.
Check.
And cosmic power.
Cosmic power.
No, remember,
you're supposed to say,
"I forgot the cosmic power,"
so that I can say,
"We are the cosmic power."
-Whitney.
-It's corny, but we love it.
Whitney, wait, we can't
really crash a funeral?
Nora, I promise,
we're not crashing it.
this is for Dylan.
It's gonna mean a lot to Jenna.
No, it's actually
super inappropriate.
We should just go.
That is classic
self-sabotage talking.
Just let us have this gig, okay?
No, stop!
Nora. Nora.
This isn't real.
-It's not just--
-Listen!
No, Nora, you listen.
Okay, this is a big day for us.
Just let us celebrate
and have fun,
because if we're
not enjoying it now,
then maybe we never--
I made it up!
I made up the Make-A-Wish.
I made up Jenna,
and Dylan doesn't exist,
and I-- I think we should
see this as a silver lining,
because then there's
no dead kid, but I made it up.
You made it up?
Yeah, I did that.
-That is so fucked up.
-I know.
-Why would you do that?
-Well, I wanted--
-You wanted to embarrass me or--
-No, we were hot.
Yeah, we weren't like
a make-up-a-cancer-kid hot.
No, but it was like
it was the wish
and the stars were aligning.
Oh, my God.
What are we gonna tell people?
-What people?
-Maddy, Debbie, my followers.
I don't know.
This was supposed to be
a big thing.
It was a big thing!
We were playing again!
I can't believe
that you're being so selfish.
-Me? Selfish?
-Yeah, you selfish!
You know what?
Jake was right about you.
You can't see outside yourself.
-Fuck you!
-Fuck you, too!
Where-- where are you going?
Do you think that this is
part of the show?
Uh, I hope so,
but I don't think it is.
Oh.
[Whitney] You fabricated a hoax.
I'm gonna just sit here
and get hit by a car,
so then you'll
have an opportunity for a gig.
You know what?
You're an ass face.
And you fuck everything up.
And I think that your mom
would be really disappointed
in you.
How often do
you deliver pizzas?
Uh, every day.
Um, I'm so sorry
to drag you both out here.
Um, the concert is
actually cancelled
on account of Nora made it up.
[both] Oh!
-Yeah, okay.
-I'm really sorry.
This is not normally like me.
Yeah, it's totally fine.
Now, I know that this is here.
I love exploring new places
of Northampton.
Yeah. Yeah, plus, we met.
So, you guys are fine?
It's totally cool.
Um, cool face paint.
Uh, so, Debbie.
Debbie,
can I get your phone number?
Wait, what for?
Okay.
Hey, you guys.
So, unfortunately, I wasn't able
to get a live stream
of the concert today,
because the Wi-Fi
is just like really spotty here
in Northampton.
But anyway, it went amazing.
So, thank you, everyone who uh,
showed up for support.
-Love you guys.
-[blows kiss]
Bye!
Somebody else
used to live here
Honestly,
I felt like these brushes
were kind of the same.
This, I realized,
kind of looks like a dildo.
It's not. It's for your face.
Somebody else will call
this place home
T-zone though.
If anyone um,
knows how to contour,
comment below.
Oh these bones
keep on aging
Getting older each day
Memories are erasing
Where the children
used to play
When we're gone
Life will carry on
We will pass
and we will fade away
Silhouettes upon your wall
Where the pictures
used to hang
Yesterday's ashes
cover them all
Ooh Ooh Ooh
Ooh Ooh Ooh
Hey can you meet me
at the lake in like an hour.
Okay.
[footfalls]
Hey, thanks for coming.
Yeah, we had to talk eventually,
so...
Is this a letter?
[Nora] No.
Is this you?
Yeah, when I was like 16.
Peak Cosmos Sisters.
What do you want me to do
with this?
Um, I wanna be
that girl again.
I think that I said the lie--
Astronomical lie.
That super big-time lie,
because that girl's mom
is alive,
and I like that person,
and you love that person.
I do love that person.
Where'd you find this?
I was going through a box
in the barn.
What are we doin', Nora?
I don't know.
But I think that things
can change and get better.
I can't make
you feel better.
-It's not workin'.
-No, I know.
I think that I need
to make myself feel better,
but my wish is
that you'll be there, too.
I'm really sorry for kicking you
out of the house.
-It's your house.
-It's our house.
How about we see how this goes?
I think
that's really generous of you.
-But first--
-I know I will go to therapy.
Yes, but also,
we have to blow this up
really big for the fridge.
That's evil, but fair.
[Jake chuckles]
Hmm. Well, why did we meet here?
[Nora] Neutral ground.
It's winter.
It's my mom's
favorite place,
and I thought
that you'd like it.
And I wanted
to give you the opportunity
to throw me in the lake
if this went badly.
Oh.
Yeah.
-No, but it didn't go--
-Mm, yeah.
It didn't go badly,
it didn't go bad--
Yeah, well, I would not--
come here, come on.
Nora.
Hey, MA,
fans and friends.
I just wanted to let you know
I'm still in town
for a little self-care mom time.
And I just wanted
to share with you
one of my absolute favorite
restaurants.
It's Spoletos.
It is the go-to place
if you are looking
for some homemade lasagna
in this neck of the words.
In this neck of the woods.
So, just make sure to check
out, because it is muah.
Anyway, thank you so much
for following along
and I'll see you soon.
[blows kiss]
[chuckles]
Is that fun?
It will be
when I get more engagement.
But shouldn't it be--
Mom,
it's just like a whole thing
with the Instagram algorithm,
so if you could just-- just
not talk about it right now.
Okay.
I mean, obviously,
this isn't the dream.
These nights are beautiful
Mom.
Sorry, this is the
only CD I have in here.
Really?
I love it.
I just remember how excited
you'd be when you came home
from rehearsals with Nora.
I mean, yeah,
filming the album was amazing.
Even before that,
you both were maybe 12,
Nora had just gotten her guitar.
Somehow she still doesn't really
know how to play it.
Oh, and you were both so
excited.
It was inspiring.
Okay, Mom.
It meant a lot when your
father and I separated.
Well, it's all dead now.
Light it up,
light it up inside you
I don't think it has to be.
[scoffs]
These nights are beautiful
and sparkling, get through it
Turn up the music now
We're the only ones
to get moving
Fighting for free
This dance floor is for me,
get up
These nights are beautiful
and sparkling, just sparkling
[knocking]
Come in.
Since when do you knock?
I'm trying
something new.
What are you workin' on?
Uh, just practicing
some guitar.
Someone said that my playing
was a little thin.
-[scoffs]
-Fuck that guy.
I'll kill that guy.
I don't think
that we need murder
as another footnote
on our Wikipedia page.
It already says,
"Fabricated Dylan Shmortems
a fake Make-A-Wish cancer kid."
What I just heard is
that we have a Wikipedia page.
You didn't see it?
I've been trying
to stay off my phone.
It might have
been taken down.
They said
I was a biased source.
You are a biased
source.
I thought that people
needed to know.
To the one
across the room
I just wish
that I could talk to you
Maybe once the lights
turn blue
We could all dance for a few
After all
We'll both be gone by fall
Yeah, the seasons
are changin' all the time
But the deejay
can just press rewind
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give you one more try
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Let's throw
our phones away
And forget how to obey
And can you just
bring your boombox
We can rewind all the clocks
Whisper a secret in my ear
I promise she'll never hear
Yeah, fuck this here
But
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give it one last try
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight
Won't last forever
But that's all right
Yeah, there must
Be something better
Than lose my mind
But
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give us one last try
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'm sorry for the lie.
I'm sorry
for all the other shit.
There's been a lot of shit.
-What I did?
-No, just like life.
-Yeah.
-It's like long.
We've made it look very long.
The longest.
Um, I have become a fan of
re-dos and forgiveness.
Oh, have you?
Have you?
Mm, I think we need
something completely different.
What're you thinkin'?
So, we're just gonna
throw the wigs in the fire?
Yeah, but in like
a cool witchy way.
-I can get behind that.
-Then we'll be reborn.
-Like a phoenix.
-Sure.
No, that's what it is.
It's like reborn from fire.
-Okay.
-"Okay."
-We're not fighting.
-We're not fighting.
We're letting go.
But not forgetting.
No. Who could forget
the Cosmos Sisters?
No one.
Okay.
-Okay.
-Okay.
[both] Three... Two...
Wait, is this gonna be
like super toxic?
Nora.
Sorry.
Three, two, one.
[both cough]
-Oh, shit.
-That's really tox--
Oh, my God. It's really--
[Whitney] Oh, my God, that is--
that is toxic.
-Yeah, no, no, we gotta go.
-[Nora] Oh, fuck.
[both]
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
[both laughing]
[Whitney]
I love you, Nora.
[Nora]
I love you, Whitney.
[Whitney] Oh.
[Nora] We should name
our next band "Morning".
[Whitney] Who says we're even
gonna have another band?
[Nora] Wait, what?
[Whitney] I'm kidding.
[Nora] You're an ass face.
[Whitney] You're an ass face.
Calm down, baby
Take a deep breath
When it's too loud, baby
Everyone thinks
they can help out, baby
Telling you that you should
let it go
Let it go
They work late lately
Cut it cheaper
It's just hearsay, baby
They don't understand
the games you're playin'
All the pieces placed
are adding up
Adding up
Everyone says
We're only human
I know we're made
Of so much more
We'll make their hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy
Reach for the stars
In the sky
Baby, you and I
Will go hard
Go hard
Hearts break, baby
Expectations
That you don't make, baby
Never mind the falls
That you take, baby
Everybody's got a lesson
Learned
(Lesson learned)
Rise up, honey
Like a phoenix
From the fire and the rubble
Let your new wings
Take you high above us
No one tells you
Just how far you'll go
(Far you'll go)
Everyone says
We're only human
I know we're made
Of so much more
We'll make their hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy
Reach for the stars
In the sky
Baby, you and I
Will go hard
Go hard
We'll make your hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy
Hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy
Calm down, baby
Take a deep breath
When it's too loud, baby
Everyone thinks
They can help out, baby
Telling you
That you should let it go
Let it go
They work late lately
Cut it cheaper
It's just hearsay, baby
They don't understand
The games you're playin'
All the pieces placed
Are adding up
(Adding up)
Everyone says
We're only human
I know I'm made
Of so much more
We'll make their hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy
Reach for the stars
In the sky
Baby, you and I
Will go hard
Go hard
Hearts break, baby
Expectations
That you don't make, baby
Never mind the falls
That you take, baby
Everybody's got a lesson
Learned
(Lesson learned)
Rise up, honey
Like a phoenix
From the fire and the rubble
Lastly, I would give this
Coco Shea a 6.5 out of ten.
It was healing, but it also left
a creepy residue,
which I didn't love.
And this is it
for skincare Thursday.
Make sure to subscribe
and comment below
with other products
you think that I should review.
And I'm going to be taking
a brief hiatus for the weekend.
As many
of you know,
in late
middle school,
early high school,
I was in a band
with my best friend Nora,
The Cosmos Sisters.
What? No.
And Nora's actually
kinda going through
-a rough patch right now.
-No!
As you all know,
I really believe in the power
of sisterhood,
and being there for the
people that we love
when they need us the most.
So, I'm going to take
the weekend to come home...
-No. No!
-And spend some time with her.
[sighs]
[knocking]
[knocking]
These nights are beautiful
And sparkling, get grooving
Turn up the music on...
Are you sure she's here,
honey?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Let me know when you
want me to pick you up.
I'll be fine, Mom.
Mm. Love you.
[blows kiss]
Bye, Mom!
Nora?
Nora!
Where's Nora?
Where's Nora?
[gasps]
Where's Nora?
Hi!
What are you doing here?
Oh, hi, Whitters. I miss you.
I missed you, too.
-Oh, it's been so--
-What are you doing here?
[Whitney] I'm here
to make you feel better.
You don't make
me feel better.
Come on.
Let me get you some green tea.
-Did you bring tea?
-You don't have green tea?
No.
Well, then I guess
you're getting water.
Come on. Let's go.
[hums]
This is going great.
[Whitney humming]
So, long time, no see.
How you been?
Been better.
Yeah, obviously.
Um...
...here.
Hydration's really important.
Did you make that up?
No.
[sighs]
So, Whitney,
what's the ulterior motive here?
Excuse me?
You bought me a Polly Pocket set
for my seventh birthday
because you lost
your Polly sparkly shirt,
and then took mine.
When are you gonna let
that one go?
And then you forced me to
buy that green prom dress.
It looked good.
Just because we both
couldn't wear blue.
-It's not your color.
-We didn't know that.
And then I looked
like a lollipop.
You did not have to go
with lime green.
You could have done, like,
an emerald or a forest--
There is always
an ulterior motive with you.
[scoffs softly]
Well, I'm just here
to support you.
Because of the power
of sisterhood.
Are you one
of my subscribers?
-No.
-Yeah, you are.
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.
No, I'm...
I'm like an Internet troll.
All right. Well, guess you know
you've really made it
when you have haters.
Don't think
that you're helping me
'cause I'm drinking this.
Is that the underwater scene
from seventh grade art?
Yeah.
My mom threw hers away.
What a bitch.
You still have a mom. Cheers.
Look.
Uh, I'm so sorry.
I'm really sorry I said that.
She's not a bitch.
I mean, she kind of is,
but it's just, like,
bad feminism to use that word.
Um,
it was a shitty thing to say.
And I'm sorry.
It was shitty.
And you know I'm team Sharon.
I'm really sorry
that I couldn't be here
for the funeral.
But I was thinking
I could stay over
for a few nights
just for old times' sake.
I don't think
Jake's gonna like that.
I already talked to Jake.
Well, my mom did.
They've randomly
gotten very close.
But, uh, he thought
it was a great idea.
Colluding with the enemy?
What?
I'm gonna take a run.
Okay.
You don't have to come.
No. It... Okay. Okay.
[both panting]
-We made it.
-Yeah.
I used to, like,
start with, like, 16 laps,
and then do sprints
on the way home.
-That was our warm-up?
-Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fine. I just--
I like to take a few minutes
to stretch after my warm-up.
Okay. If you can't keep up,
you can just meet me at home.
Obviously, I can keep up.
Okay.
Lots of fun mems here.
What?
[Whitney]
Mems. You know, like memories.
Like when we sold out?
Uh, we were a hit
at the homecoming
halftime show.
I'm still pissed they wouldn't
let us have confetti cannons.
I mean, yeah, Principal
Schultz is forever on my list.
And Miss Statham's.
Oh, Miss Statham's. Ugh!
And Colin Wolf.
-Oh, I hate that guy.
-I hate that guy.
You know what?
That guy should be afraid of us.
[chuckles]
He should be very afraid.
[both] Very afraid!
[laughs]
Let's keep going.
Hey, um, I was thinking
I could help you go
through some of your mom's stuff
while I'm here.
Did Jake say
something about that?
No. Well, yeah.
I mean, he mentioned something
to my mom,
but I thought it could be fun.
I don't think going through my
dead mom's stuff with you
is gonna be fun for me.
No, I don't mean, like, fun
obviously. I just mean--
I don't wanna talk about it
right now.
Okay. Nora? Nora! Nora!
We have, like, 15 more laps.
Nora?
Nora?
Nora!
Nora!
I know you're in there.
Oh, who, me?
Yeah. Open the door,
you butthole.
Uh, I can't let strangers
into my house.
I'm not a
fucking stranger.
I don't know you.
Okay. I'm
gonna punch you in the face.
Are you kidding me?
Grow up. Grow up. Stop it!
-Oh, oh, oh, oh!
-Stop! Oh! Grow up!
Hi!
Who are you?
Um, I'm Debbie.
I'm your new neighbor.
I just moved in next door.
I just moved here from Brooklyn.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm from Brooklyn, too!
Oh, God. love Brooklyn.
It's so fun in my twenties.
But I jut adore
this new neighborhood.
My realtor, Craig Olsen,
told me about you two.
Craig Olsen.
He was always such a fan.
[Nora] Okay. We're kinda in
the middle of something.
Nora, please don't
be rude to our fans.
We have plenty of time
to take a picture.
[sighs]
I'm not in town
for a very long, but--
[Nora] Actually, no, she's not.
She's leaving now.
That's not true.
The Cosmos Sisters are here
to stay.
Sisters?
I thought you two were together.
[Whitney] What?
Oh. Craig told me
that the nicest couple
lived next door.
No.
I live here with
my boyfriend Jake.
Okay. That's still cute.
Um, so, are you guys sisters?
-Kind of.
-No.
We have a band together,
The Cosmos Sisters.
[Debbie] Oh.
Yeah, it's just two kids
playing make-believe.
Don't undersell the band.
And one of them completely
sold out.
Oh, you're just jealous
that Brendon asked me
-to sing in his band.
-Oh, a wedding band?
Yeah, it was a big break for me.
-Congratulations.
-"Congratulations."
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
Yeah, I would.
And I'm so sorry
about your mom.
Craig told me about your loss.
Mm.
Maybe I shouldn't have said
anything.
No one can
say anything right.
Anyway,
do you wanna get that picture?
-Oh. Oh, okay.
-We can use my phone.
Come here.
-Great.
-Okay.
Bye! Nice to meet you.
Bye!
-It was so nice to meet you.
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay. Bye.
-Bye!
Love you-- Bye!
[Jake] Hey, you must be Whitney.
Hey, Jake. Nice to meet you.
[Jake]
Have you been waiting here long?
I thought I put the key
in the mailbox.
[Whitney] Oh. Uh, no.
Nora outran me.
And then she locked me out.
-Oh, that tracks.
-[Whitney] Yeah.
You comin' in?
No. Um, I don't think
this is really gonna work out.
Whitney, you have to know
how stubborn she is.
-That's why we love her.
-Yeah, but I don't--
She needs you.
[Whitney]
I don't think she does.
Come on.
Look. My mom's picking me up.
She's calling now.
Oh, may I? Thank you.
Hi, Sharon? It's Jake.
[laughs]
Yeah. How you doin'?
Okay. Now, stop it.
Yeah, no. Well, I miss you, too.
Seriously.
Yeah, I just met Whitney.
Yes, that is what IRL means.
Oh, okay, okay. Listen.
How about you and I
grab lunch tomorrow?
[chuckles]
Yeah. Yes.
Spoleto sounds great.
Okay, you can pick her up
after that.
All righty!
Talk to you tomorrow. Bye.
She's gonna pick you up
tomorrow after lunch.
-That was masterful.
-Thank you.
We're gonna have a good time.
-[Whitney] Yeah.
-Yeah.
I think
Nora's excited to see you.
-[Whitney] Yeah, I bet.
-I'm excited to see you.
All right. Come on. Oh, God.
What do you have in these?
[Whitney] Just the essentials.
Uh-huh.
Hey, babe.
What are you working on?
You? How did you let
this snake into my house?
Okay, the dramatics
are a lot, Nora.
-[Jake] You hungry?
-Starving.
Oh. Well, this pasta
is not for two-faced traitors.
Oh, are you gluten-free?
We can make something else.
She's not gluten-free.
[Jake] Your mom says
you were off gluten.
She's really excited
to get paninis at Spoleto.
Yeah,
it's kind of a touchy subject.
Um, she made me an entire
gluten-free Thanksgiving dinner
the night before I decided
I'm actually
not gluten-intolerant.
So, I just didn't have the heart
to tell her.
Case in point. She's a liar.
Hey, babe.
How about we call a truce?
Should I make salads
to go with the pasta?
No, this is not for her
either-- Neither. Whatever.
This pasta
is my piece de resistance.
Um, the pasta is for me.
[Jake] You're gonna eat
all that by yourself?
-Yeah.
-That is a little dramatic.
Oh, is it a
little dramatic?
What about calling my ex-friend?
She's not your ex-friend.
And I felt like you needed her.
I don't need anyone.
I have my pasta.
Okay. Come on, Nora.
That's gross.
Seriously, Nora, don't.
Come on.
You know how I feel about germs.
-Just--
-Stop it.
-Nora, stop.
-[grunts]
-What are you doing?
-Let go.
-Why are you doing this? My God!
-Stop it!
-Just stop!
-Oh, my--
-[Jake] Oh!
-Oh, my God!
I'm sorry. I--
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Please don't eat that. What?
Stop, stop. What are you--
Why did you do that?
[Nora sobs]
I just wanted some pasta.
[sobs]
Baby, hey, hey.
Don't touch me.
[breathes heavily]
[clears throat]
[sobs]
Hi, can I get a
delivery to 92 Lowe Street?
-Yeah, let's do two pizzas.
-Three.
Three. Um, three pizzas.
Let's do, um,
cheese, pepperoni,
and a mushroom.
Great. And can you guys
still do the thing
where you spell?
You make the little letters
with the toppings?
This is an emergency.
Okay, great. Thank you.
So, can I have you
spell out poop?
Okay, thank you. Buh-bye.
[sobs]
It's okay, buddy.
Okay.
It was a hard day.
[sobs]
She [indistinct] my pasta.
Yeah.
I know.
Oh, I'm a wreck
When you're away
It hurts much more
Each passing day
Can't seem to feel it
I don't know what is real
It's not the same
When you're gone
Ooh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, won't you come here
My heart?
I want you here
But you're not
Can't get you
Out of my head
[chuckles]
Okay.
Mm, oh
I didn't know you played.
Uh, just enough to boss
our producer around.
[both chuckle]
I'm sure being here
during all this has been a lot.
Nah.
Do you wanna talk about it?
No, I'm really good.
Really?
Really, really.
Okay. Well, if you change
your mind, then--
It's just been really hard
watching her
and not knowing how to help.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot.
I'm sorry
that I wasn't here sooner.
[Jake] Nah. Of course,
it was important for us
to be here
when Elaine got really bad
and then Nora needed time
to process and heal, of course.
But now, it feels
like she's stuck.
And I don't know how to fix it.
And I'm worried that, like,
she doesn't wanna fix it.
[chuckles]
[Whitney] Well, she's stubborn.
And that's what we love
about her.
[chuckles softly]
Yeah.
I just don't know
where we're going.
Like, thankfully, I've been able
to see clients online
for the past six months.
But now, I don't even know
if she's gonna try
for her masters which is, like,
really stressful.
But I love her.
So, we're gonna keep trying
until we figure out
how to help her.
No.
-No?
-No.
No, you know what?
It's time to take care of you.
Okay.
So, you are going to
go upstairs.
You're gonna unwind.
You're gonna take a bath.
You're gonna read a book.
I'm gonna
preoccupy Nora.
Yeah, I don't
know if that's--
It's just the barn
that needs packing up, right?
-Yes.
-I can do this.
I was literally born to do this.
Okay. It's much more work
than you--
This is happening.
Just let it happen.
You're very pushy.
That's what Nora
loves about me.
[chuckles]
Look, I promise
this is gonna be really good
for you, and also for her.
Thank you.
[Whitney] You're welcome.
That's what I'm here for.
[breathes deeply]
-Do you wanna hug it out?
-Yeah.
-[doorbell rings]
-Oh, pizza's here.
Actually, um, question.
Do you have cash?
Yeah, yeah.
[Whitney]
If I can have that.
[humming]
Whitney.
-Oh, my God. Maddy.
-[Maddy] Hi.
Hi!
I didn't know
you were still around.
Oh, yeah.
I'm working for my uncle.
-[Whitney] Yeah.
-Oh. By the way,
you can't do the, um, toppings,
letters thing anymore.
-Oh, that sucks.
-[Maddy] Yeah.
That was just a thing
that Nora and I
used to do for our band.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Cosmos Sisters. I remember.
-You do?
-[Maddy] Yeah, of course.
I mean,
those were the good old days.
Yeah. Um, yeah.
Nora and I are actually
getting the band back together.
Oh.
You know, that's really cool.
Yeah.
You look great.
You look really great.
[chuckles]
Thank you. Ahh!
[chuckles]
So, do you want these?
Yes. Yes, you want these?
Yeah, of course!
Yes. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, thanks.
[Whitney]
It's good to see you.
It's really good to see you.
Okay. Uh, I'll see you later?
[Maddy]
Yeah. I'll see you around.
Okay, bye!
[Whitney exhales]
Be still,
my beating heart.
-[Jake] You met Maddy?
-[Whitney] You know Maddy?
Nora orders a lot of pizza
these days.
Wait.
Are you not eating with us?
No, I'm gonna take a bath.
And read a book in my bed.
What genius thought
of that idea?
-[clicks tongue]
-Enjoy.
You really buried the lead, dog.
-What?
-Maddy, she's, like, hot.
Yeah.
Maddy has always been hot.
Well, do you
have her number?
No.
[Whitney] Okay.
[sighs]
Bon appetit,
mon amor.
Okay.
This is kind of bad.
No worse than normal.
Mm-mm. Not worse than normal,
but just kinda like cardboard,
but a little good.
It's like familiar
cardboard.
-Yeah.
-Hmm. It soothes me.
Yeah.
Kinda special.
It's just us here tonight.
Jake is just upstairs.
Yeah. But I mean, like,
you know,
he's having him time
and we're having us time.
-Okay.
-"Okay."
So...
I know
that you weren't super keen
on the idea at first,
but I was thinking
we could go through the barn,
-because Jake told my mom...
-Whitney.
That a lot of the stuff
is our stuff...
-No.
-We wouldn't even have to look
at your mom's stuff.
We could just go through--
No! No! No!
Nora, you have to deal
with this.
You can't just insert yourself
into this.
Look, I'm sorry
that I wasn't here sooner,
but I'm here now.
No, you were here,
and you just didn't come sooner.
-That's not true.
-Yes, I know!
I know that you were just making
your little YouTubes
in your childhood bedroom.
Your followers might not know,
but I did.
So... so, fuck you.
Nora. Nora.
[sighs]
Fuck.
[slow rock music]
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
No, really. I'm sorry.
You were right.
I've been here for a while.
Mm-hmm.
And I wanted to come
be with you.
I just have been
going through a lot.
Yeah?
Like, obviously you have too,
much more than me.
Obviously.
I just haven't been doing
so good on my own,
and, um, anyway, I'm sorry.
Are you going home?
Yeah.
I think
Sharon's almost here again.
I think I need
to go for a loop.
Nora, I support your exercise,
but it's getting kind of late--
No, like,
we need to go for a "loop."
A loop?
Yeah, like, a loop.
I could go for a loop.
[clicks tongue]
Oh, these are good.
Where did you get this?
-I made it.
-Really?
Hmm.
Thanks for the apology.
Thank you
for the brownie.
Can we start over?
What if I stay for the weekend,
and, um, we can clean the barn,
but we don't have to.
And just hang out.
I think I would like
that.
I think I'd like it, too.
[music playing over car stereo]
Hey, Mom. I think
I'm actually gonna stay.
Okay, honey.
Have fun. Love you!
Bye, Sharon!
How much weed
did you put in these?
I don't remember.
A bunch.
[chuckles]
Good. Good. Good. Good.
This is gonna be good.
[both]
This is gonna be really good.
Whoa!
It's more...
Sadder than you remember?
Beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
Hi, tinsel.
Oh, I missed it here.
Did you take up boxing?
Oh. A therapist thought
it might be a good idea.
You're in therapy?
I'm so proud of you!
Online therapy.
That's okay.
It was, like, an article
written by a therapist.
Huh.
Actually, I don't even
know if it's a therapist.
It might have been a life coach.
-Well, did it help?
-What?
The boxing.
Oh, I never tried it.
Hmm.
Doesn't having your mom's
photography stuff here
make you feel sad?
Everything makes me sad.
You know, we could put it away
so you don't have to look at it.
If you offer to put--
[both] Offer
to put something in a box!
I'm going to--
I'm going to--
throttle you!
Shut up!
[chuckles]
Oh, my God.
Do you still have the wigs?
-Do you have the wigs?
-I don't think so.
They're here!
She found the wigs, baby!
-Oh, my.
-Oh, my God.
Oh! Oh, my God.
You have to put yours. Oh.
This is-- Oh, my God.
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
[both laughs]
[both] We look amazing.
[both laughs]
We have to capture
this.
[hums]
Okay.
Hello, Instagram world.
I know that I told you
I was taking a brief hiatus,
but I am here with the one
and only original Cosmos Sister.
No!
And we are actually
going to perform
one of the dances for you
right this very second.
[Nora] I don't want to.
Oh, you don't want to.
Fine. I guess
I'll have to do it by myself.
Three, two, one
No, no! It's more--
There's more to it. It's like...
Paint you
Cheerleader on varsity
Top of the pyramid
That's all they see
But they don't know
You like me
I may be the girl
In the corner
Of the dance floor
Attached to the wall
Like a flower
But there's a side
They don't see
Coming out of nowhere
Like a heart attack
I could take
Your breath away
Faster than the eye
Of a hurricane
But my love is here to stay
I'm gonna make you want me
I'm gonna make you love me
I'm gonna show you
What it means to fall so hard
That it hurts
I'm gonna be the angel
To your wings
Tell you all
kinds Of secret things
Talking on the phone
Into the middle of the night
'Cause that's what
My love's like
Hey, you...
[sighs]
This is the good stuff.
Yeah, I think it's ending--
No. No, no, no, no.
I mean, you and me.
We're the magic.
[sighs]
It's not
like this on YouTube.
I want us
to be The Cosmos Sisters again.
It's my wish.
Star light, star bright,
the first star I see tonight.
I'm gonna make you want me,
I'm gonna make you love me
I'm gonna show you what it
Means...
[Whitney]
Hello, Instagram world.
I know that I told you
I was taking a brief hiatus,
but I am here
with the one and only
original Cosmos sister.
[Nora]
No!
[Whitney] And we are actually
going to perform
one of the dances for you
right this very second.
[Nora]
I don't want to.
[Whitney]
Oh, you don't want to!
Good morning.
Good morning!
-I need a coffee.
-Yes, here is coffee.
I also got you this
disgusting-looking green juice,
'cause I thought you'd like it.
You know, I actually
reviewed this product recently.
-It was kind of bad.
-[Nora] Hmm.
I don't remember
exactly what rating I gave it,
but I just don't remember it
being good at all--
Oh, my God.
What?
Do you know Jenna Shmortems?
I don't think I know
Jenna Shmortems.
I just got an email from someone
named Jenna Shmortems
who's the mother of a child
with cancer.
That's awful.
It's like a Make-A-Wish request.
Are you sure it's
a Make-A-Wish?
Well, I feel
like there's the official
Make-A-Wish, but now,
it's more of a verb,
like anything
can be a Make-A-Wish.
And her kid wants
the Cosmos Sisters
to play for him.
That's crazy.
Yeah,
that's crazy.
That's crazy. That's crazy!
That's like...
that's like the cosmos
have aligned,
and brought us together,
and given us a second chance
to feel like that again.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I wonder how she found us.
I mean, it must have been
the content that we were posting
last night,
but it's still super random.
Yeah, it's, like, what's
heck's up with Jenna Shmortems?
Well, what the heck is up is
that she's booking us for a gig.
-Because her kid has cancer.
-Yeah. Okay.
So, we need to get costumes,
uh, backing tracks.
Maybe we can do one
where you pull out the aux.
-Okay.
-Oh, my God!
This is gonna be amazing!
[Whitney screams]
I'm going straight to
hell.
So, which songs
do we wanna sing?
We should do one song.
One song is not a gig.
Fine. Two.
Two. An opener and a closer.
Iconic. Okay.
So, we want to inspire
and also to uplift.
Okay. So, obviously,
"Sparklin'."
That's so 2007.
Okay. Well, it goes
really well with "New Moon."
No.
Because it was
your mom's favorite?
-Yeah.
-Right. Yeah.
And even though
this is the perfect moment
for that, and it will never--
But we're not doing it
obviously.
[sighs]
Wait!
What about "Tonight?"
-We never finished "Tonight."
-Yeah.
Because what if we were meant
it in this exact moment?
No, we never finished "Tonight"
because we couldn't agree
on anything.
Okay, but we're adults now.
[Nora] Maybe in age.
[sighs]
-Do we know the kid's name?
-Uh...
[Whitney]
Here. I'll just email them.
Okay, I'm gonna take five.
[Whitney] Okay.
You know, I feel
like my engagement
has been really bad lately,
which is confusing,
'cause I feel like the content
has actually been, like,
pretty good,
but maybe it's possible
that I got shadow-banned.
I've heard that that's been
happening a lot.
I don't know.
It feels like the algorithms
have been kind of--
Oh, we have a name. Dylan.
Okay. So, song.
[Whitney] So, song.
Okay. So, Dylan is dying.
I don't think
that we technically know that.
Okay. But that could
be, like, viral material
like that cloud song.
-No.
-Okay.
Well, what are your ideas?
Um... [clicks tongue]
Oh, my God.
[sighs]
How did we used to do this?
-No!
-It's gonna taste like--
[Nora breathes heavily]
Tonight
No!
Tonight
[scats]
On point--
[pants]
[exhales sharply]
-Oh! Who am I?
-Oh!
Just let us--
Just get, like, one photo.
-It's good!
-It's not funny.
[both laughs]
Stop!
Give me the tonights again.
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Wow.
We really doubled down on those.
Yeah. We really needed them
to know that it's about tonight.
We were like,
"It's not..."
Tomorrow
or... Yesterday
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No.
Those are clearly taken.
Okay.
Give me the tonights again.
[clears throat]
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give it one last try
Fork, dude.
Heck, man!
[both] That sounded good!
[clicks tongue]
Okay. But we have, like,
a lot more to write.
-Yeah. Okay. Um, from the top.
-Okay.
I'm gonna give us
One last try
Okay. People aren't going
to like it if it doesn't pop.
[Nora]
Why do people have to like it?
It's not a crime for it
to sound good.
It is. It's a crime
against artistic integrity--
Oh, my God. Oh.
I guess you never got off
your high horse.
And I guess
you never grew a spine.
[Debbie clears throat]
Uh, I'm so sorry to interrupt.
I actually am just so sorry
about how things
-ended the other day.
-No, no, no.
Actually, Debbie,
this is the perfect time
-that you came over.
-It is?
Mm-hmm.
See, we have a gig.
And we are working on a song
that we started
in our early aughts.
And so, we need
some external feedback
to solve an internal conflict.
She's obviously
gonna like yours.
People are stupid. No offense.
Mm.
Seems like you're just scared.
Don't try to use scared with me.
It won't work.
It doesn't have to work.
It just seems like it's true.
-I'm not scared.
-Prove it.
Sit down.
[clears throat]
[sighs]
Which
do you like better?
- I'm gonna give us
-I'm going to give us
One last try
- I'm gonna give us
-I'm going to give us
One last try
- I'm gonna give us
-I'm going to give us
One last try
- I'm gonna give us
-I'm going to give us
One last try
[chuckles softly]
-Bravo to you both.
-Which one do you like better?
Well, actually, you know,
they were both very similar.
But which one
did you like better, though?
I liked Nora's--
[both] Really?
No.
You know what?
You don't get it,
and you don't get it.
[sighs]
She's just like that.
Okay.
I didn't realize Debbie
was one of the Rolling Stones.
Just listen
to whatever she says.
Hi, is Maddy working tonight?
Okay, great.
Can I get three pizzas
delivered to 92 Lowe Street?
That's perfect. Mm-hmm. Okay.
Thank you. Mm-hmm.
[Nora]
I'm gonna give us
One last try
[Debbie shrieking]
[Debbie] I love it!
Oh, go to hell.
Do you think
she'll be okay?
Yeah. She just hates
being the unpopular opinion.
Don't we all?
I mean, yeah.
But her more than most.
Are you, like,
a photographer or something?
You've got some
really retro stuff.
Hey, can you please stop
touching that?
Stop, and go!
Sorry, did you
want me to stop or go?
Stop, and go.
That's just like
what all of my exes
have said to me,
so I didn't know.
No.
"I'm Nora."
[mumbles]
[grunts]
Maddy, hey! Hi!
Hey!
Um, Whitney.
Hey.
Um, aren't I delivering
you those pizzas?
Do you have a napkin?
Um...
You okay?
It's just--
You know what?
It's like...
[screams]
Look, this is
just classic self-sabotage.
You know what I mean?
Like that's not just me
psychoanalyzing her.
Like a therapist
actually told us that.
I mean maybe there's like
a school counselor or something,
but the point is
is that I'm right.
I'm so sorry.
Who are we talking about?
Nora.
It's like the Cosmo Sisters.
Like--
like we could be great again.
We really could.
And that would be good
for both of us.
For me and for her.
And she just--
[sighs]
Just won't
let it happen.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
No, look,
sometimes things can be hard
when you put too much pressure
on them, right?
Like-- like
I wanna start a tattoo business,
but I need a venue,
and I need sponsors,
-and I need equipment.
-You're an entrepreneur?
-That's hot.
-Thanks.
I realized that if I focus
on the things I can control,
it's better.
You know, you just need to focus
on the things
-that you can do good.
-Do well.
Okay,
you need to focus on the things
that you can do well
and let that be enough.
So, whatever the Cosmo Sisters
is right now,
just let it be that.
Hmm.
You know, you're pretty wise.
Yeah.
[chuckles]
Why didn't we ever get
together in high school?
God, weren't you like famously
in love with Rosie Letterman?
[sighs]
Weren't we all?
Yeah.
[chuckles]
This is nice.
Hey, so um,
I don't wanna be rude,
but I'm kinda still
on the clock.
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
-No, it's-- it's alright.
-I'm sorry.
I'll-- I'll take you
to wherever you need to go.
-Really?
-Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
Um, and by the way,
if you're
just ordering those pizzas
so you can see me,
you only have to order one.
No, I'm definitely
gonna eat all of these.
-Yeah, okay.
-Okay.
[laughs]
Okay, haters,
I have been reborn
and we are
going to use your version,
not because I actually think
that it's better,
because TBH,
it was a very small sample size,
but because
I think that it will just--
Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
Nora.
I'm not doin' so well.
I know.
I really miss my mom.
I know.
I'm really sad,
and I hate thinking
about my feelings,
and all Jake wants to do is talk
about my fucking feelings.
Maybe you and Jake
should fuck out your feelings.
I'm being vulnerable.
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Look, we can't focus
on all the big stuff right now.
It's too big. Yeah.
We just gotta focus on this,
on the Cosmos Sisters
and just do what we do good.
Well.
We will rock.
We don't rock.
We will rock.
We will rock.
We don't have a backing track.
That's okay.
I bet Manny's still in town.
He lives in Boston.
Really? He was such a townie!
What does that mean?
I still live in town.
-I just mean it's like--
-You still live in town.
Hey, technically,
that's not true.
Okay, you know, whatever.
I'm just gonna call him.
You still have his
number?
Social, baby.
You told Manny we were coming,
right?
Uh, I think it'd be better
if we just surprise him.
And then you're gonna apologize?
For what?
You think
he's gonna remember that?
Yeah, most people remember
being called an "ass face".
I feel like I said it
in like a playful way,
-like a fun way.
-No.
Yeah, that's exactly
how I remember it.
Well,
it's 'cause you're delusional.
Uh, delusional?
Because I think
you actually mean delightful.
Oh, yep, sorry. That was just--
A slip of the tongue.
[Whitney]
Oh, you meant delightful?
Yes, delightful.
-Quite delightful, ma'am.
-She's a delight.
She's such a delightful--
That's what they say
about you all the time.
[both gasps]
[laughs]
I knew you were gonna die first.
-Morbid.
-[Whitney] Too morbid?
Nah.
Just throw me a fun funeral.
A fun-neral?
-No.
-[Whitney] Yes.
-No.
-[Whitney] Yes.
Okay. Ahem!
Hello, fans and friends,
-this is actually Nora Daye.
-Okay!
And this is me saying
this is my will,
and I just want everyone to know
that um, Whitney Muland
is banned from any
funeral planning abilities,
and this is-- this is real.
Okay, well, I'm
actually not gonna be available
to plan your funeral,
because the moment you die,
I'm going to pass away
of a broken heart.
-Liar.
-It's true.
I'll be all, "Who died?"
And they're like,
"Nora Daye."
-Who?
-[grunts]
See you're too senile,
so you'll never know.
[Whitney] Yeah.
You're gonna age so badly.
Okay, that's rude,
but if the Russian filters
taught me anything,
it's probably true.
So crazy
that they have all our faces.
Yeah.
Nice guitars.
Yeah, love
the aesthetic.
Not bad
for a townie ass face.
I'm really
sorry about that.
Uh, I was actually thinking now
could be a really good time
for us to move past that.
No.
Well, Manny,
it's been really nice--
It is my anti-mantra.
[Nora] Hmm?
That sentiment
that you so...
...eloquently gifted me,
really broke me.
And I'm so sorry.
Then rebuilt me.
[Nora] Hmm?
Then allowed me
to build all of this.
The guitars.
[chuckles]
[all laughing]
No, you beautiful dummy!
My career, my contacts.
My musical persona.
Well, you're welcome.
You know, it's really surreal
to have someone I thought
was a friend-turned-enemy
back in my uh, face.
Kind of on that journey.
So, what do you want?
You two always wanted something.
We just have
a tiny favor.
Um, we were wondering
if you could make us
one of your amazing,
magnificent, incredible--
Don't push it.
We need a backing track uh,
for a new cover.
Cosmos Sisters are reuniting.
-Kind of.
-For sick children.
For kind of sick children.
It's
like a Make-A-Wish situation.
So, a kid wished for us
to perform
and we wish to be able to.
And so our wish is
that your wish will be
to make us a backing track.
Plus, Nora's guitar
is kinda thin.
-Thanks.
-It just is.
[Nora]
Can you give us one last solid?
We don't know if this is like
the last, last solid, but--
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
one last solid.
for a sick child with cancer.
We'll beg.
[Nora] Not in a debasing
or groveling way.
-We will kind of beg.
-[Nora] We will kind of beg.
[sighs]
I need to hear the song.
See if it's cohesive
with my musical persona.
Oh, I have um,
a crude demo.
[sighs]
You forgot
to turn on the Bluetooth.
-Sorry.
-Passcode still your birthday?
[Nora] Yeah.
[sighs]
Does he like it?
That's not what my face looks
like when I like something.
Well,
I don't think you really know
what your face looks like
when you like something.
Oh, what does
my face look like?
Well,
your face is more like, "Huh."
Weird. Yours is
like, "Oh, yeah."
Oh, yeah, that's funny,
because that's actually the face
that Jake told me that you make
every time that you--
Fuck.
[sighs]
It's crude.
Yeah, obviously,
we're still working on it.
And it's like we--
I love it.
[cheering]
Oh, my gosh!
Jake, you seriously
should have seen your girlfriend
in that meeting.
She was a frickin' shark.
She's all bang, bang gun.
I was like,
"I will not beg."
And I was like,
"Honestly, I will beg
a little bit if necessary."
Is this
for Dylan's Make-A-Wish thing?
Yes. Jake, oh, my gosh,
you're seriously
gonna love the new song.
It frickin' slaps.
It's all, "Oh, oh--
Why don't we
talk for a second? Yeah?
Whitney, we're just
gonna chat for a second.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Oh, oh, oh...
[Nora] Come on.
...Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I can explain.
Go ahead.
Sorry, I thought
you're gonna cut me off.
Um, we were high.
You were high,
so you fabricated a cancer kid
to perform in a fake band?
Okay, it was a real band,
but yes, I did that.
-That's not normal.
-Yeah, when you say it back,
it does sound a little bit
out of character,
but anyway, here's Wonderwall.
Today
Nora,
I know that you are moving
through the grieving process
right now.
And I know--
Oh no, Jake,
please don't talk about
the grieving process.
Fine.
-You've been doing you.
-Mm-hmm.
And I've been supporting you,
and I really thought
that we were getting somewhere,
and then you fictionalize
a cancer kid.
Is that not one of the
five stages of grieving?
This is not a joke.
Is it not anger, denial,
fabricating a fake cancer kid?
Come on, I'm happy!
Can we please just laugh
about this?
Nora, you bein' happy,
you're like flip-floppin'
all around.
Oh, my God!
I'm sorry
that I'm not dealing with it.
I'm sorry that
I'm having yet another episode.
I'm sorry that I don't want
to sell the one thing
that reminds me of my mom.
I'm not even talkin'
about that right now.
If I'm so out of control,
why don't you just go?
Excuse me?
Get out of my house.
Wow.
Hey, buddy,
look what I found.
I was thinking it would be fun
if we skated through the town
and hung up some promo posters.
It's potentially
a little insensitive,
but I think it could be fun.
What's up?
What's wrong?
Oh, oh. Uh.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
What's wrong, buddy?
Hey. Hey, what's wrong?
Dylan...
Died.
What?
Yeah, so there's
no more gig.
Oh, my God.
It's really sad
for the family.
Yeah.
That's really sad...
for the family.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God,
is this triggering for you?
Oh, um, I don't know.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I can't let this happen.
He died.
Look, you can't give up.
This was Dylan's wish,
and in a way, it was
your mom's wish too, okay?
Art heals.
We need this now more than ever.
I really think we should
just lay this one to rest.
Yes. Yeah. Good.
We're gonna lay this to rest,
because we are going to perform
at his funeral.
-No.
-Yeah. Yes.
That's what he would want.
That's what
he would have wanted.
It's what your mom would want.
This is our second,
second chance.
We don't even know
where the funeral is.
Hey, that's okay.
I'll find it.
-I can totally find it.
-How?
-Say it with me. Socials, baby.
-I don't-- no.
Yes.
Hey, don't be scared, okay?
Don't be scared.
I've got you.
Do you believe me?
Yes.
I've got you, okay?
Okay,
can you give me a push off?
-[Nora] Mm-hmm.
-Thank you.
Can you help me get these off?
Yeah.
Let's throw our phones away
And forget how to obey
And can you just
bring the boombox
Hey, you guys. So, if I have
any internet sleuths out there.
We can rewind all the clocks
Whisper a secret in my ear
[Whitney]
It's a little fast.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Manny, pulled through.
Never hear
Yeah, fuck this here
I love that guy.
Doo, dum, pum
Tonight
Wait, I thought we're supposed
to do constellations.
I did.
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give you one more try
What is this?
The Big Dippy.
Tonight
Tonight
-Yeah.
-Oh, my gosh.
Tonight
It's crazy, yeah.
[babbles]
Yes.
Gotta go face the music.
-[blows kisses]
-Bye.
Only one this time.
You're learning.
It's an invitation pizza.
What does that even mean?
I don't have your number yet,
but I wanted
to cordially invite you
to the Cosmos Sister
gig tomorrow.
It's at the funeral home
and a lot of people
will be there.
-Wait, the funeral home?
-Yeah, just come.
-It's at 11:00 a.m.
-11:00 a.m.?
[Whitney]
Yeah, before the service.
Okay, well,
I'm definitely enticed.
Right where I want you.
-Okay.
-Okay.
Oh, um,
that will still be 14.95.
Right.
Last Pizza from Florence Factory
before the re-debut
of the Cosmos Sisters.
Can you believe it?
If you're a masshole like us,
make sure
to check out Florence Factory.
Tell them that I sent you.
And uh, also make sure to come
check out our gig tomorrow.
Link's in the bio.
Okay, love you, babes.
-[blows kisses]
-See you tomorrow.
Okay, they're not sponsoring me,
but they should.
They should.
And Maddy
should date me.
She should.
Yeah, and Florence Factory
should cater our wedding.
I support your hypothetical
pizza-themed wedding.
I love weddings.
Yeah, they're rad
if you support the institution
of marriage.
Oh, are they not
punk rock enough for you?
or are they actually
the most punk rock thing?
It's the age-old paradox.
Do you and Jake ever talk
about weddings?
We had, but I don't really know
where his head's at right now.
I don't really know
where my head's at either.
It's good that he's at the hotel
doing his health care thing.
[Nora] Yeah.
And he'll be
at the gig tomorrow, right?
He's gonna try.
Good. Tomorrow.
[Whitney sighs]
Tomorrow. Oh, my gosh.
Can you believe it?
Our gig is tomorrow.
I seriously have goose bumps.
[vocalizes]
Cheers.
[chuckles]
Oh, too much pizza.
I tried to stop you.
There's no stopping me.
Now, I get to get reacquainted
with the fart palates.
No reservations
necessary.
[both chuckle]
There's nothing
to be nervous about.
I'm not nervous.
Did you forget that I know you?
The stars have
aligned.
This is our second chance.
You know I don't prescribe
to woo-woo.
It's not a woo-woo,
it's just true-true.
This is what they'll write about
in our biography.
Oh, now we're getting
a biography.
Yeah, we should.
[sighs]
I've been really happy
the last few days.
playing with you.
You know,
your mom would love this.
Showtime, baby.
Showtime, baby.
[sighs]
To the one across the room
Okay, so uh, since
we're using a backing track,
it's actually super important
that the rhythm
is exactly the same.
Okay.
To the one across the room
-That's not the right chord.
-Just give me a chance.
To the one across the room
Nope, that's not it.
Okay, I think we should
try to get through the song.
Well, if you're not going
to play the right chords,
then we need to stop
and address it.
Fine. From the top.
To the one across the room
Okay, I can't
hear myself play
with the backing track
that loud.
If you're not
gonna play the right notes
-then we need it that loud.
-Turn it down and I'll get it.
This
is an important show for us.
People are coming.
No one is coming.
That is the exact self-sabotage
that we were talking about.
-Nobody's coming.
-People are coming.
[car horn beeps]
Okay, okay, dammit
that's Sharon. That's okay.
-[ululates]
-This is gonna be great.
Okay. Uh, I got the coats.
Uh, get the boombox.
This is gonna be...
Awesome
These nights are beautiful
When we're sparkling,
get through it
Do, like
a good star, right?
-What does that mean?
-Like good.
-Like not a Jewish star?
-No!
Wait, did you?
Mom, can you
please turn this song off?
I thought maybe you need
a little pump-up music.
No, Mom,
we have a new sound now,
this one's just
gonna get in my head.
I love this song.
Wait. Wait, can you stop?
Reverse.
Okay, wooh!
I think we can walk from here.
-Wait, it's cold.
-We have to preshow.
I'll meet you
at the funeral home.
No, no, no, no, no!
Go do a couple of laps,
so that you're not there
awkwardly early.
Oh, okay.
Oh, and like stand in the back
if there are any new fans.
Oh, my God.
[Sharon] Break a leg!
Brr, brr.
You're not gonna throw up,
are you?
-No.
-Okay.
You just don't really have time.
I mean,
I'll totally hold your hair
if you do.
[both ululate]
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui, oui
Oui
-Yeah.
-[sighs]
Okay. Checklist. Boombox.
Che-- uh, Bluetooth.
[Whitney] Okay. Check.
Uh, backing track.
It's on your phone.
[Whitney] Right. Just say check.
Uh, guitar.
-Check.
-Picks.
Check.
And cosmic power.
Cosmic power.
No, remember,
you're supposed to say,
"I forgot the cosmic power,"
so that I can say,
"We are the cosmic power."
-Whitney.
-It's corny, but we love it.
Whitney, wait, we can't
really crash a funeral?
Nora, I promise,
we're not crashing it.
this is for Dylan.
It's gonna mean a lot to Jenna.
No, it's actually
super inappropriate.
We should just go.
That is classic
self-sabotage talking.
Just let us have this gig, okay?
No, stop!
Nora. Nora.
This isn't real.
-It's not just--
-Listen!
No, Nora, you listen.
Okay, this is a big day for us.
Just let us celebrate
and have fun,
because if we're
not enjoying it now,
then maybe we never--
I made it up!
I made up the Make-A-Wish.
I made up Jenna,
and Dylan doesn't exist,
and I-- I think we should
see this as a silver lining,
because then there's
no dead kid, but I made it up.
You made it up?
Yeah, I did that.
-That is so fucked up.
-I know.
-Why would you do that?
-Well, I wanted--
-You wanted to embarrass me or--
-No, we were hot.
Yeah, we weren't like
a make-up-a-cancer-kid hot.
No, but it was like
it was the wish
and the stars were aligning.
Oh, my God.
What are we gonna tell people?
-What people?
-Maddy, Debbie, my followers.
I don't know.
This was supposed to be
a big thing.
It was a big thing!
We were playing again!
I can't believe
that you're being so selfish.
-Me? Selfish?
-Yeah, you selfish!
You know what?
Jake was right about you.
You can't see outside yourself.
-Fuck you!
-Fuck you, too!
Where-- where are you going?
Do you think that this is
part of the show?
Uh, I hope so,
but I don't think it is.
Oh.
[Whitney] You fabricated a hoax.
I'm gonna just sit here
and get hit by a car,
so then you'll
have an opportunity for a gig.
You know what?
You're an ass face.
And you fuck everything up.
And I think that your mom
would be really disappointed
in you.
How often do
you deliver pizzas?
Uh, every day.
Um, I'm so sorry
to drag you both out here.
Um, the concert is
actually cancelled
on account of Nora made it up.
[both] Oh!
-Yeah, okay.
-I'm really sorry.
This is not normally like me.
Yeah, it's totally fine.
Now, I know that this is here.
I love exploring new places
of Northampton.
Yeah. Yeah, plus, we met.
So, you guys are fine?
It's totally cool.
Um, cool face paint.
Uh, so, Debbie.
Debbie,
can I get your phone number?
Wait, what for?
Okay.
Hey, you guys.
So, unfortunately, I wasn't able
to get a live stream
of the concert today,
because the Wi-Fi
is just like really spotty here
in Northampton.
But anyway, it went amazing.
So, thank you, everyone who uh,
showed up for support.
-Love you guys.
-[blows kiss]
Bye!
Somebody else
used to live here
Honestly,
I felt like these brushes
were kind of the same.
This, I realized,
kind of looks like a dildo.
It's not. It's for your face.
Somebody else will call
this place home
T-zone though.
If anyone um,
knows how to contour,
comment below.
Oh these bones
keep on aging
Getting older each day
Memories are erasing
Where the children
used to play
When we're gone
Life will carry on
We will pass
and we will fade away
Silhouettes upon your wall
Where the pictures
used to hang
Yesterday's ashes
cover them all
Ooh Ooh Ooh
Ooh Ooh Ooh
Hey can you meet me
at the lake in like an hour.
Okay.
[footfalls]
Hey, thanks for coming.
Yeah, we had to talk eventually,
so...
Is this a letter?
[Nora] No.
Is this you?
Yeah, when I was like 16.
Peak Cosmos Sisters.
What do you want me to do
with this?
Um, I wanna be
that girl again.
I think that I said the lie--
Astronomical lie.
That super big-time lie,
because that girl's mom
is alive,
and I like that person,
and you love that person.
I do love that person.
Where'd you find this?
I was going through a box
in the barn.
What are we doin', Nora?
I don't know.
But I think that things
can change and get better.
I can't make
you feel better.
-It's not workin'.
-No, I know.
I think that I need
to make myself feel better,
but my wish is
that you'll be there, too.
I'm really sorry for kicking you
out of the house.
-It's your house.
-It's our house.
How about we see how this goes?
I think
that's really generous of you.
-But first--
-I know I will go to therapy.
Yes, but also,
we have to blow this up
really big for the fridge.
That's evil, but fair.
[Jake chuckles]
Hmm. Well, why did we meet here?
[Nora] Neutral ground.
It's winter.
It's my mom's
favorite place,
and I thought
that you'd like it.
And I wanted
to give you the opportunity
to throw me in the lake
if this went badly.
Oh.
Yeah.
-No, but it didn't go--
-Mm, yeah.
It didn't go badly,
it didn't go bad--
Yeah, well, I would not--
come here, come on.
Nora.
Hey, MA,
fans and friends.
I just wanted to let you know
I'm still in town
for a little self-care mom time.
And I just wanted
to share with you
one of my absolute favorite
restaurants.
It's Spoletos.
It is the go-to place
if you are looking
for some homemade lasagna
in this neck of the words.
In this neck of the woods.
So, just make sure to check
out, because it is muah.
Anyway, thank you so much
for following along
and I'll see you soon.
[blows kiss]
[chuckles]
Is that fun?
It will be
when I get more engagement.
But shouldn't it be--
Mom,
it's just like a whole thing
with the Instagram algorithm,
so if you could just-- just
not talk about it right now.
Okay.
I mean, obviously,
this isn't the dream.
These nights are beautiful
Mom.
Sorry, this is the
only CD I have in here.
Really?
I love it.
I just remember how excited
you'd be when you came home
from rehearsals with Nora.
I mean, yeah,
filming the album was amazing.
Even before that,
you both were maybe 12,
Nora had just gotten her guitar.
Somehow she still doesn't really
know how to play it.
Oh, and you were both so
excited.
It was inspiring.
Okay, Mom.
It meant a lot when your
father and I separated.
Well, it's all dead now.
Light it up,
light it up inside you
I don't think it has to be.
[scoffs]
These nights are beautiful
and sparkling, get through it
Turn up the music now
We're the only ones
to get moving
Fighting for free
This dance floor is for me,
get up
These nights are beautiful
and sparkling, just sparkling
[knocking]
Come in.
Since when do you knock?
I'm trying
something new.
What are you workin' on?
Uh, just practicing
some guitar.
Someone said that my playing
was a little thin.
-[scoffs]
-Fuck that guy.
I'll kill that guy.
I don't think
that we need murder
as another footnote
on our Wikipedia page.
It already says,
"Fabricated Dylan Shmortems
a fake Make-A-Wish cancer kid."
What I just heard is
that we have a Wikipedia page.
You didn't see it?
I've been trying
to stay off my phone.
It might have
been taken down.
They said
I was a biased source.
You are a biased
source.
I thought that people
needed to know.
To the one
across the room
I just wish
that I could talk to you
Maybe once the lights
turn blue
We could all dance for a few
After all
We'll both be gone by fall
Yeah, the seasons
are changin' all the time
But the deejay
can just press rewind
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give you one more try
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Let's throw
our phones away
And forget how to obey
And can you just
bring your boombox
We can rewind all the clocks
Whisper a secret in my ear
I promise she'll never hear
Yeah, fuck this here
But
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give it one last try
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight
Won't last forever
But that's all right
Yeah, there must
Be something better
Than lose my mind
But
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'mma give us one last try
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
I'm sorry for the lie.
I'm sorry
for all the other shit.
There's been a lot of shit.
-What I did?
-No, just like life.
-Yeah.
-It's like long.
We've made it look very long.
The longest.
Um, I have become a fan of
re-dos and forgiveness.
Oh, have you?
Have you?
Mm, I think we need
something completely different.
What're you thinkin'?
So, we're just gonna
throw the wigs in the fire?
Yeah, but in like
a cool witchy way.
-I can get behind that.
-Then we'll be reborn.
-Like a phoenix.
-Sure.
No, that's what it is.
It's like reborn from fire.
-Okay.
-"Okay."
-We're not fighting.
-We're not fighting.
We're letting go.
But not forgetting.
No. Who could forget
the Cosmos Sisters?
No one.
Okay.
-Okay.
-Okay.
[both] Three... Two...
Wait, is this gonna be
like super toxic?
Nora.
Sorry.
Three, two, one.
[both cough]
-Oh, shit.
-That's really tox--
Oh, my God. It's really--
[Whitney] Oh, my God, that is--
that is toxic.
-Yeah, no, no, we gotta go.
-[Nora] Oh, fuck.
[both]
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
[both laughing]
[Whitney]
I love you, Nora.
[Nora]
I love you, Whitney.
[Whitney] Oh.
[Nora] We should name
our next band "Morning".
[Whitney] Who says we're even
gonna have another band?
[Nora] Wait, what?
[Whitney] I'm kidding.
[Nora] You're an ass face.
[Whitney] You're an ass face.
Calm down, baby
Take a deep breath
When it's too loud, baby
Everyone thinks
they can help out, baby
Telling you that you should
let it go
Let it go
They work late lately
Cut it cheaper
It's just hearsay, baby
They don't understand
the games you're playin'
All the pieces placed
are adding up
Adding up
Everyone says
We're only human
I know we're made
Of so much more
We'll make their hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy
Reach for the stars
In the sky
Baby, you and I
Will go hard
Go hard
Hearts break, baby
Expectations
That you don't make, baby
Never mind the falls
That you take, baby
Everybody's got a lesson
Learned
(Lesson learned)
Rise up, honey
Like a phoenix
From the fire and the rubble
Let your new wings
Take you high above us
No one tells you
Just how far you'll go
(Far you'll go)
Everyone says
We're only human
I know we're made
Of so much more
We'll make their hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy
Reach for the stars
In the sky
Baby, you and I
Will go hard
Go hard
We'll make your hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy
Hearts race
Outer space
Fall in zero gravity
Go lightspeed, galaxy
Full of cosmic energy