The Drone that Saved Christmas (2023) Movie Script

(hip hop music)
(chimes ringing)
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
(drone whirring)
Girl, I really want you
Yeah, I really need you
Yeah, even though I hurt you
Sometimes
I don't really mean it
Can you be my secret
I just wanna see you tonight
Tonight
You're lookin' so fine
(electronic beeping)
Something like Mai Tai
(phone ringing)
(Barry sighing)
- Barry Bryant.
- [JayQ] Hello, Barry.
This is JayQ Legend.
I'm an M&A lawyer with
Legend and Associates.
- Okay.
- I met your assistant Rae
last night at the fundraiser.
She said you might need some
assistance with an M&A matter.
- She might have been
jumping the gun a bit,
but I mean, we can
always use a good lawyer.
How about this?
Shoot me an email over
with all your information
and we'll keep you on file.
- [JayQ] Okay.
Consider it done.
Good day.
- Hey, thanks for the call.
Rae?
Rae.
- Yes? Yes, Barry.
- You gave my number to
some lawyer? My direct line?
- Oh, the fu, yes,
I met a lawyer at my
fundraising event last night.
He is so fine.
He's just my type.
When I tell you he's my
type, I mean that's my type.
- [Barry] Rae.
- That's my type.
That's my type. Did he mention me?
- Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae. What
makes you think I need a lawyer?
- Well, you asked me to get you a lawyer.
You said you might need legal assistance
to manage the drone sale.
- I said I might need a lawyer.
- [Rae] Mmm-hmm.
- [Barry] I might need.
- You might. So you say, I
hear might and I get it done.
You know me. Come on.
- Well, can you do this for me?
Before you get involved
with this young man?
- Okay.
- Could you have Sue vet him?
Because these last couple of guys
you brought around here was a problem.
- Thank you. I got you. I got you.
- Anyway, I gotta go check on my wife.
- [Rae] Okay.
- And, uh,
you got anything for her?
- Um, ha. Yes.
Tell her to hurry up and have that baby.
Come back to work.
I miss my girl. I miss our girl talk.
I just, I can't.
- Girl talk?
Well, have it with him.
I gotta get out here and check on my baby.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- [Barry] Pop, don't sit on my seat.
- Oh, yeah, of course.
No, ain't nobody gonna sit in your chair.
We know that's your chair.
Now don't nobody sit in
the Barry's seat but me.
You see what's going on here?
Hey, well, I wanna know
what you think about
all this stuff goin' on.
All these national disasters
and all these people
isolated and sufferin'.
I mean, what do you think about it?
- It's awful.
I mean, I wish there was
something we could do to help
that would be really impactful, but-
- Well, there is something we can do
that's really impactful.
It's called B-A-R-R-Y.
Barry, now!
- Mmm-hmm. Okay, well I'm just gonna.
- No, no, no. Hold on, baby.
Listen, listen to me.
Now you know that drone
technology can save lives.
People are sufferin'.
- You might be onto something.
- [Gramps] I hear you.
- But he told me yesterday
that as soon as he completes
his current drone prototype,
he's gonna take time off to
help Sue with the baby, so.
- What? The baby? Oh, get outta here.
Next he gonna be breastfeeding.
Look, lemme go talk to Barry.
Handle the office here.
What kind of baby? What he gonna do?
- Okay, Dr. Grossman.
Light exercise only from here on out.
I'll see you next week.
Thank you. You, too.
Okay.
(soft hip hop music)
(soccer ball thudding)
- Hey!
Hey, what you doin', boy?
What you doing out here
playin' by yourself?
- I'm saying I'm just
chilling 'cause Sam ain't here
and Dad never here.
- Well, come on. Let's
play some old school.
You never go this way.
You always slide this way.
If you notice the NBA players,
they slide when they do the defense,
and then they go this way like that,
and then they go down around like that,
and then they go up like
that and then they put it in.
- Why you miss?
- Bo. What you doing on this court?
Boy, you ain't been out
here since I put it up.
- I make this, I get to
use your drone on Tuesday.
Deal?
- If you make this, you get
to use my drone on Tuesday?
- [Bo] Yes.
- Shoot it, let's see what happens.
(ball thudding)
- Oh, almost!
- [Bo] Dang it!
- Hey, but here go, son.
I wasn't gonna let you
get the drone anyway.
I love you though. Come on.
- Man, naw, forget it.
- [Gramps] Go ahead. Play ball, play ball.
- Get on out here. Good job.
- [Gramps] So there.
- [Barry] No, Dad.
- But son, listen to me.
The world needs you right now, son.
I mean, you've done good for us.
I mean, I got a Rolex.
I mean, we got a nice house.
I mean, you take care of all that.
- Dad, Dad, aren't you the one that said
that you wanted me to
be closer to my family?
Didn't you say that?
- Yeah, I did. I said that
and-and-and I meant it.
And-and-and you did.
You know what I'm saying?
If you wanna be selfish and
you know there's disasters
going around and you ain't
trying to help people
when you know you got
the technology to do it.
I mean, hey, that's on you.
I'm done with it. I'm done with it.
- Dad, I respect you more
than any man on this planet,
but you wrong, okay?
I'm building this drone
and it's gonna change
all of our lives.
I got people to worry about.
I got Sue. I got a baby on the way.
- Okay.
- Right?
- Uh-huh.
- I have Bo.
- Yeah.
- I got you.
- Yes.
- And I'm not going to
sacrifice one second
of that for nobody.
- I get that, but you a drone specialist.
This is the perfect time
that you can contribute
to the world, son.
That's all I'm saying.
- I'm making my contribution.
- [Gramps] I understand that.
- Barry, we have a 2:30
meeting for the beta test.
Should we go?
- Yeah, let's go.
Um, yeah.
- Is he okay?
- Yeah.
Go go with him. Go with him, baby.
- [Ilene] Excuse me, Jewel.
- [Jewel] Yes.
- Why don't we have any water
or snacks for the meeting?
- Oh, I'm so sorry, guys.
We can't afford it
right now. I'm so sorry.
- All right. Salutations, everybody.
- [Jewel] Oh.
- Shh.
Good to see me.
Let's get this started.
If you will, please open up to page one.
- Uh, Mr. Kewass, this
is a picture of you, sir.
- I know. Boy lookin' good, right?
Yeah. All right, let's get it goin'.
Are my three Bo-Tech
subsonic airplanes ready yet
with the Bentley leather packages?
- Those designs have not
been fully approved yet.
And the fuel and autopilot
upgrades have not been tested.
- Right, but can they fly?
'Cause if they can fly,
we put 'em in the sky.
Listen, Ilene, you're so small-minded.
I know you got a small amount of hair,
but we gotta think big around here, okay?
If it don't work, we fix the paperwork.
- But Mr. Kewass, what
about safety issues?
- What about safety issues?
- Yes, and our shareholder's
value expectations.
- Moving right along.
The next thing we're gonna vote on
is the Bo-Tech super yacht,
'cause I gotta get overseas
to help the needy kids.
Give 'em Christmas
gifts, things like that.
- We could just ship them via DHL.
Why do we need to spend
22 million on a yacht?
- [Board Member] Exactly.
- Why do you need to talk?
Listen, man.
I think somebody wants to
be demoted or dismissed.
Does anybody wanna be
demoted or dismissed?
- [Ilene] No sir, no.
- You sure?
All right, so let's take it to a vote.
Who wants
the CEO
to help the needy kids?
- I guess.
- [Mr. Kewass] Two,
three. You don't count.
- Should star on a reality show.
Greedy and glutenous CEOs.
Wish we had Barry back.
- Hey, Carlton Banks.
Remember, we raised our hands.
Jolly Jewel.
- Yes, sir.
- My fav.
- Yes, sir.
- My star pupil.
Listen, you know I hired
you because I think
you're the best at your job, right?
- [Jewel Thank you, sir.
- No one can do it like you, Jewel.
- Thank you Mr. Kewass.
- [Mr. Kewass] You ready to get it done?
- Yes, absolutely.
- Excellent.
Head on out to the food truck.
Grab me some of that grub I like.
- Oh.
Oh, okay. (chuckling nervously)
Put the sauce on it too, with the sauce.
- Right away.
- Everyone else, meeting adjourned.
- [Board Member] What?
- Tiger Woods, y'all.
- Wow.
- Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger,
Tiger, Tiger Woods, y'all.
- [Jewel] Rabbi, my boss is a jerk.
- Oy, he sounds terrible.
- [Jewel] Ugh!
- You want meat or potato, Jewel?
Oh, we've got a spinach special
for you today if you'd like.
- [Jewel] Uh-uh.
Well, the boss asked for meat,
so you know, let's get him a potato.
He's a potato head.
- Oy vey.
- [Jewel] So it's perfect.
Any type of a curse you could
put on that knish, Rabbi?
- You want a curse on the knish?
- [Jewel] Yes, knish, yes.
- Knishes don't get curses.
- [Jewel] Okay. (chuckling)
- Let's see, for you, Jewel,
I'm gonna put an extra one in the bag.
But don't tell anyone, okay?
- [Jewel] All right.
Thank you, Rabbi.
- You are welcome.
Have a great day now.
- [Jewel] You, too.
I'll see you later.
- Hope it gets better!
- Listen, JJ.
- Bo, put the phone down.
- [Bo] Mom!
- No.
- Mom. Why?
- [Sue] Put it down.
- I'm just sayin'.
I mean, you don't be getting on Dad.
He make, he make, yeah, you see?
I can make money just like
Dad does over technology.
- You heard what she said.
Son, stop.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Baby, you did your thing over here.
- This is, this is, this is terrible.
Did y'all read about all these
hurricanes in The Bahamas?
This is some terrible stuff.
Look at this. Look at this.
This is devastating. Look at that, Barry.
- It's crazy, man.
- Yeah!
- It seems like there's more
and more natural disasters
happening nowadays.
I mean, hurricanes, tsunamis, earthquakes.
- Yeah.
- It's heavy, Pops.
- Tearin' families apart.
Leaving them homeless and hungry.
- Okay, can we lighten up
the conversation, please?
Like all this talk is
starting to upset me.
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
- It is very upsetting. How about this?
How about we all just be thankful?
- Yeah, yeah.
- I mean, we have each other, right?
Bo is over there with
the funky fresh lineup.
And we got a baby on the way.
- Yes, we do.
- Pretty soon, Bo,
you gonna have a little
brother to play with.
- Or a sister.
I still have one month left,
unless he or she decides to come early.
- You know, I'm gonna
go get me some more egg.
You need anything, Sue?
- You know what? I am good, Gramps.
- Hey, you know I could use-
- [Gramps] Get your own food, son.
Hey, you asking me for you lazy.
- I don't think I could use any more food
in here right now anyway.
- [Gramps] Where the hell is the utensils?
Oh, lord.
I guess Barry gets some anyway.
Oh, yeah.
All right, Barry. I did
bring you something.
- What's that about?
I thought you loved when
Grandma comes to watch you play.
- She's just so embarrassing, man.
- Oh, boy, she is not that bad.
- Yes, hell, she is.
That woman embarrassing everywhere she go.
You right, son.
- I'm gonna get you some more juice.
- Please, please, would you? Thank you.
- Come on, get your book bag.
Come on, you don't wanna be late.
- You know, I wouldn't
say all this stuff to you
if I didn't think you
were the brilliant son
that I gave birth to.
You know that, right?
- You gave birth to me?
Well, where was Mom at when you were doing
all the heavy lifting?
- It's a figurative of speech, son.
You do know you wouldn't
be here without me, okay?
- Okay.
- Now listen,
this stuff is happening right now
and people are isolated and sufferin'.
- Look Dad, I told you I don't have time.
- What do you mean you don't have time?
There's not a better time than right now.
With what you do and what's going on?
The time is R-I-G-H-T now.
- Look Dad, I have Sue here.
She is pregnant.
She has a baby in her
stomach that's growing,
and she needs me here more than ever.
- Look, I know that.
Listen to me. Listen to me, son.
I'll cover for you.
Okay? She won't even know what's going on.
Look at all this stuff going on.
We could be like a out man and has been.
I mean, you know, Bessy.
Come on now. You got to do something, son.
You can't just sit there and do nothin'.
- All right, well, let me ask you this.
Who's has been?
- Me.
'Cause I has been trying to
get you to see what's going on
and you ain't been doing it.
Listen, son, Sue will
understand eventually.
Come on now. Listen to me.
You got to take a man. You the man.
You got to handle Sue.
- I am, I am the man.
- Yeah. You got to see what's going on.
Some men run the house
and some men run around.
She's super-
- Hey, Sue.
- [Sue] Hey.
- Baby, sit on down.
- Yeah, sit on down here.
- [Sue] Got you more juice.
- More juice.
- Hey, you want some more egg?
- No, I'm okay.
- Okay. All right.
- What about Sue?
- No, me and Pop were just
talkin' about the, um,
the, uh, the gift.
He got a gift for ya.
- A gift?
- [Gramps] Yeah.
- You got me somethin'?
- For the baby. For the baby.
- For the, yeah.
- Okay, what is it? I can't
take no more surprises.
- So Pop was like, you know, he's like,
"Barry, you need to make somethin'."
So I was like, you know what?
I would like to make
somethin' for our child, so-
- Girl, you know that.
- So I decided to make a-
- Make a new crib. A crib!
- You made us a crib?
- High-tech.
- Yeah, yeah, as high-tech as they come.
Matter of fact, it's got, um-
- Rims.
- Rims?
- And a mobile. And uh-
- A GPS.
- GPS? Why would I? Why would?
- In case somebody steal the
damn thing, and get it back.
- Okay.
- We still discussin' it.
- You know, GPS, rims, the mobile thing.
You know what I'm sayin'?
And guess what? Cameras all over.
Outfitted with cameras.
And guess what? Guess what?
Get this, get this.
You work it all from your cellphone.
- Oh, baby, that is so sweet.
That was so thoughtful of you.
- It was.
- Yeah.
- All right, well I'm gonna
go ahead and get dressed.
Did you guys need anything?
- Nah.
- I'm good. I'm good.
- Okay. All right. You sure?
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Okay.
Can you, um?
- Oh, I got this.
I got all this. I got this.
Pop, you're gonna help me, right?
- Uh, nope.
Listen to me. I'm tellin' you right now.
Sue would be proud of ya. Think about it.
Okay? And she wouldn't
even know what's goin' on.
'Cause I can distract
her. I'll be distractin'.
She won't even know what
the hell is goin' on.
Everybody she think about
it, I'll be like, "Sue!"
And I'll get her mind somewheres.
- Now that's one thing
that I agree with you on.
- And what's that?
- You are definitely distracting.
And guess what, Pops?
You gonna make that damn crib.
Rims.
- I can make it. You ain't sayin' nothin'.
I know how to make a crib.
(phone ringing)
- Yes, ma'am.
Yes, we can make the elves do anything.
Yes, we use a 3D virtual design printer.
Mmm-hmm.
Yes. They'll be moving around the tree.
Perfect.
I can get five to you by Friday
and you can pick up the rest next week,
just in time for Christmas.
You're welcome.
All right. Thank you, bye-bye.
Good morning. How's everything?
How's Sue?
- She's great.
Is everything all right around here?
- It's actually really busy.
I think you should hire a few more people
for the holiday rush, okay?
Especially now that you're working on
that disaster response drone.
- And who told you that?
- Wait.
Uh, it was, um.
It was Mr.-
- Mr. Has Been?
The one that claims to have
gave given birth to me?
- Yeah, I hear you.
That's right. It's me.
Has been trying to
convince you that you need
to work on this disaster
response drone, son.
You need to save lives.
Don't you read what's
going on in the newspaper?
You the one that can do it.
- Nobody reads the newspaper
in they right mind, Pops!
What's wrong with you, man?
- I mean, how long is it gonna take you
to make up your mind?
Peoples is suffering. Right?
Children and families.
You can save everybody.
Okay, now the boy ain't listening.
Listen to me.
I don't want you to say nothing
to Sue about this, okay?
Not yet.
(Rae mimics tires screeching)
- You know that's my best
friend. I have to tell her.
- Come on, let's do it, Susie.
- [Both] We will always be true.
Never keep secrets. Not
from me, not from you.
Best friends for life.
- Okay, now you understand me.
Not a word to Sue, all right?
Now, you know, she'll get upset.
Last thing we want to do is,
you know, have her upset.
The world needs Barry right now.
The world don't need her acting all crazy.
And I need you on Gramps. You understand?
Team Gramps.
- What kind of team is that?
- That's the Gramps team.
That's the team distraction.
See, when Sue's around, she
might be looking for him,
and we got to distract.
I mean, you a chick, you
know how to distract.
Just keep on distracting.
That's all about a distraction.
I mean, she gonna eventually understand.
But right now the world needs Barry
and the world don't need her,
her tripping, you know,
about what he doin'.
- Okay, this is going
against my better judgment,
teaming up with you.
- [Gramps] I don't give a
damn about your judgment.
- But it's life or death.
Count me in.
- Well, that's what I'm talking about.
Gimme a little bump there.
That's what I'm talking about.
See, I mean, we gonna make a good team.
I already feel it. You
know what I'm saying?
And you know what?
He has to hire some more help around here.
That way you can help out Sue.
You know, she'd be so pampered.
You know, having a good time.
As long as you doing your job,
and she never even know what Barry doin'.
Know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah.
Okay, to Team Gramps then.
- Yeah, yeah, right on.
There we go, there we go.
- What about Barry?
- Oh, Barry. Yeah, he's just
like a magnet for doing good.
So he gonna come around, trust me.
- Ugh.
(electronic beeping)
(chimes ringing)
- Barry, wake up.
- Uh! Oh.
Santa? Is it Christmas already?
Oh my God.
Okay, that order will be ready in no time.
We're almost done.
- That's great news, but
that's not why I'm calling.
- Oh, oh, oh. You're calling
about the 3D printer.
Our 3D printer is amazing.
The state of the art.
It is revolutionary. You're
gonna love these, Santa.
These ornaments are gonna be incredible.
- Impressive, but I'm here
to leave you a message.
- A message?
- I'm with Team Gramps.
You need to show me that your drones
are not just for consumption,
but that they can do good.
Goodness is giving.
- Oh, Santa, I don't have time.
I gotta take care of
Sue and Bo and Gramps.
- I believe in you.
- I guess.
- The other option would be to kidnap you.
- [Barry] No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, Santa.
- That can be a arranged.
JayQ, prepare the reindeer!
- Oh, I don't wanna save people.
Everybody's trying to.
I ain't got time for that. I can barely...
- Barry, use your drones.
Save Christmas.
(drone whirring)
(phone ringing)
(Barry gasping)
- [Sue] Hey, Barry.
- Hey, hey babe. I'm sorry.
I must have fell asleep.
Had this crazy dream.
Look, I'll be home in no time.
I'm sorry.
- [Sue] Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.
It's like I'm having a
baby, not you, right?
- [Sue] (chuckling) I love you.
- Love you.
- [Sue] Bye.
(phone buzzing)
- What's up, bro?
It's not good news.
No, I mean, I already
asked him 10 times today.
I have a better idea then.
And I better not say it.
Just meet me in my driveway
tomorrow at 7:30 sharp,
and bring sunglasses and gloves.
All right, bro. Peace.
(door closing)
- Hey babe.
Do you need anything?
- No.
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.
'Cause I'm super tired, so I'm going down.
- Did you help Bo with this homework?
- [Barry] Of course I
helped Bo with his homework.
- [Sue] Mmm-hmm.
- Such a bright kid.
He's a bit stubborn though.
Still talking about that drone business.
- [Sue] Mmm-hmm.
- You can forget that mess, though.
Tell you what.
Go outside with his little head,
talkin' about Bo asked, want a drone.
Gotta be mixed up.
You get stole on, mess around with Barry.
You understand?
You sure you don't,
sure don't need nothin'?
Hey baby, did I tell you I adore you?
(light playful music)
(phone buzzing)
(Sue sighing)
- What is Rae doing
texting Barry this late?
Must be a lot of work orders coming in.
(light playful music)
(electronic beeping)
- Oh, lord. There go Miss Busy Body.
Oh, well, well, well,
well. Look who it there.
Let me get a newspaper.
- A newspaper? Let me just
go ask Barry something.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Woo! Do it, Bo!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Oh, look at Bo!
Ah, look at Bo!
The best out here. Y'all agree?
- [Group] Yes!
- Oh, everybody!
(soft suspenseful music)
- A five-letter word
that sounds like ditch.
Hmm.
- Hey. Psst.
I think Sue is getting
suspicious of Barry.
- I think you're gonna be more dead
if you sneak up on me again.
Now listen, all that mean
is we got to double down
on the pamperin'.
So what that mean is I want
you to take out and get,
what, what, what about all
those things, you know,
the girls be gettin' when they be gettin'
their claws clipped?
- A manicure?
- Yeah, yeah.
And the other one.
You know, schedule one of them things.
You know, when they, the girls get they-
- A facial, facial.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Matter of fact, schedule
10 of those in a row.
That way, you know, she
back to back to back
and she busy all day.
- That's not a good idea.
10 in a row? She's gonna be suspicious.
So let me figure it out.
- Okay, yeah, you figure it out.
But figure it out, you know, on the down.
See, there you go. There the phone again.
Business is booming. Phone
been going off all day.
- Yeah, I know. Where's Barry?
- Oh, he's in the back.
He's getting ready for that big meeting
with Bo-Tech tomorrow.
- B&B Designs. Rae Summer speaking.
How may I help you?
- Snitch.
- Hey Barry, do you need anything?
- You know, I would like
that guy, that lawyer guy.
Yeah, can you reach out to him?
I want him in on this
Bo-Tech meeting for tomorrow.
- You talking about JayQ?
- Yes, yes, yes.
- I will reach out to him.
- Yes, and have him come over early
and we can do some breakfast at the cafe.
- Okay, we can all do
breakfast at the cafe.
I'll let him know, okay?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay!
'Cause I am invited,
right? I can be there?
- You're invited.
- Okay.
All right, I'll tell him.
(bright hip hop music)
(electronic beeping)
- Mmm. Oh my goodness.
Where is JayQ? We gotta get outta here.
- Oh, okay. Let me call him.
Hi, JayQ.
How far are you?
Okay. See you in two minutes.
- We need to get to the meeting,
'cause you know traffic is
horrible this time of day.
- He's coming. He's on this way.
Ooh. He's cuter than I remember.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
(fingers snapping)
- What?
- Calm your bird.
- JayQ!
- [JayQ] Hi, Rae.
- Hi.
- You must be Barry.
- [Barry] I am.
- Good to meet you, sir.
- [Barry] Hey, thank you for
coming on such short notice.
- Thank you. Would you like to go now?
My driver's right outside.
Boss.
Thank you.
So here's what we're gonna do while we get
to the Bo-Tech office.
What we're gonna do is
we're gonna make sure
that we get better...
- [Barry] JayQ, what's your thoughts?
- This is not the same
company you used to run.
And from what I understand,
the culture has changed significantly.
- [Robert] Yeah. Of course.
No, no. I want the LeBrons.
Barry.
- What's up, buddy?
- Anyway, I got a meeting.
I'll call you back.
Barry Bryant, it is nice to see you.
Tell me, how's it going in
that little shop of yours?
- Hey, thank you for asking, Robert.
Man, we're doing a lot
of great work over there
I wanna share it with you.
- That's actually Mr. Kewass.
And how long is this gonna take?
'Cause I'm kind of busy, you know,
running a company, being a boss.
- Whoa, whoa.
You all right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm good. I'm good. Go on with it.
- Okay.
I believe Bo-Tech can take
things to the next level.
He asked what I've been
doing in my little workshop.
Well, I have created something
that is going to be revolutionary.
(bright pop music)
(group applauding)
- We're so very excited.
- Not only will we save lives, but-
- We?
- Over the next five years,
you'll see a growth of
upwards of 200% per year.
Only Bo-Tech can do this.
And together, together we
can make this thing take off.
- I agree.
I would love to get this
into production right away.
Bo-Tech sales have been way down
and we need something like
this to turn things around.
But layoffs are getting
us bad press right now.
Our stock is down 40 points.
Once we PR this, our
reputations will be golden.
- Now Barry, could you
come back as a consultant
and oversee this project?
- I mean, I would-
- No, no, no.
We could always buy the
prototype if I saw fit.
- With all due respect, Mr. Kewass,
we have laid off many of our most
technically astute staff members.
We don't have the
capabilities in house anymore.
And we certainly don't have
the money to pay for anything.
- Are you the CEO?
Besides, I think Barry is
happy right where he is.
Isn't that right, Barry?
- Actually, I would be more than willing
to save some lives and come back on board
maybe as a consultant.
- [Board Member] Yes, yes.
- Absolutely.
Thank you so much for
these innovative ideas.
We are so very grateful.
Yes, and we'll be in
touch with you very soon.
- Hey, no, thank you.
And thank you for your time.
- It's so good to see you, Barry.
Nice to meet you, Rae and JayQ.
- Continue to assist.
- Yes.
- Wow. Thank you, guys.
- Good to see you.
- Yeah, Barry, thank you for coming by.
- No, man, hey, thank
you for seeing me, man.
I really appreciate it.
- That's a nice, strong
grip you got there, Barry.
Uh, Jewel, let's see them out, shall we?
Can you believe that guy?
What a load of crap.
And such an egomaniac, don't you think?
He thinks he's gonna save the world.
That is absolutely ridiculous.
- It sounds great to me.
- Yeah.
I like it.
- Meeting dismissed.
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, let's go
I'm going to the show
- (clearing throat) Excuse me.
Thank you.
- Hey, boss.
- Sir, any thoughts?
- Barry, the board was very
enthused with your presentation.
- They were.
- It's gonna take a bit of
persistence and preparation,
but we're gonna push this
thing all the way through.
You with me, boss?
- Absolutely.
Oh, Rae, I don't know where you met JayQ.
And JayQ, I don't know where
you met Rae, but I like it.
- Me too. I like it. (laughing)
- Okay, all right.
- All right, well, look.
I need to run and pick up some
prenatal vitamins for Sue.
You mind taking JayQ by our facility?
- Of course I do. I mean, I will.
I mean, I would love to.
- I'm gonna go and get into something
a little bit more relaxed, okay?
- Okay.
- So I'll see you there.
- I have this perfect dress I'm gonna wear
and it's gonna, what?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Okay, you're gonna see it later.
Oh my God.
Oh my God! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
A million times yes!
Oh my gosh.
It's the wrong finger.
Come on, do it right.
- Oh.
- Do it right!
Don't ruin my mani.
Yes! Gimme a kiss!
(kisses smacking)
(Rae laughing)
(fingers snapping)
Who are you?
(phone beeping)
(phone beeping)
(phone beeping)
(phone beeping)
(Barry sighing)
- What are you doing?
- Oh, nothing. Just
taking care of some stuff.
- I don't feel like you're
here with me, Barry.
- What?
- I don't feel like you're here.
- I'm literally right here next to you.
- I mean, here here.
Your mind seems to be elsewhere.
We're about to have a baby
and you don't even seem to be present.
Is everything okay at the shop?
- Everything is fine.
It's Christmas.
It's the busiest time of
the year and you know that.
I'm not present? Are you serious?
- Okay.
- Well, why are you so?
You know what? I know what it is.
You want snacks. (laughing)
You want snacks.
Yes.
Probably mouth all parched.
Want some water, don't you?
You want those brownies, don't you?
- Water.
- Mmm? And?
- A brownie.
- And a brownie.
- Two brownies.
- At your service, my lady.
(light playful music)
- And why does my husband need a lawyer?
And what is Rae doing texting
him at this time of night?
(light playful music)
- There it is, my sweet.
- [Sue] Thanks.
- Okay.
Ah.
Eh.
All right. Mmm-hmm.
What's wrong?
- [Sue] Nothin'.
- Nothin'?
- [Sue] Nothin'.
- Nothing's wrong?
Huh? All right.
- Why don't you ask your
lawyer what's wrong?
- Okay, I have a lawyer. What's?
- And why is Rae texting
your phone this late? Okay.
- I don't, I don't know, I even.
Oh, man. Are you serious?
- [Sue] Mmm-hmm.
- Babe, you talking
about some doggone Rae?
Nobody thinkin' about
Rae. That's your friend.
If it wasn't for you, she
wouldn't even have a job.
I mean, you must get me
talking about some doggone Rae.
Tryin' to get some sleep,
won't give me a little sugar.
You won't put your, mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm.
(bright soft music)
(water running)
- Isn't this fun?
We should do this every
day. Eat lunch together.
- I think this is our fifth trip
to the cupcake factory in three days.
(Rae laughing)
- [Waitress] Hey, girls.
- [Rae] Ooh!
- The usual.
- [Rae] Ooh.
Yes.
- You know my double chocolate.
- Double chocolate for you
and red velvet for you.
- Yes, ooh!
- All right, let me know
if you need anything.
- Thank you so much.
- Girl, this sugar is making me so tired.
Afterward I just seem
to sleep all afternoon.
Do you remember when
we were in high school
and we used to sneak
home for lunch every day
and barely make it back for classes?
- (laughing) Yes.
Wasn't Meesha with us?
- She was.
That's when my mom had
that catering business.
- I'm hungry.
- We should go to your house for lunch.
You always have the best food.
- I mean, my mom does have
extra stuff from catering,
so we could.
- Let's go.
- All right.
- You guys, you have to try this.
This is so good.
Also, what time is
lacrosse practice today?
- Three o'clock.
But guys, this is so good.
- Your mom is amazing.
What are these leftover from?
- I don't know. I can't really remember.
- Who's cuter? Charlie or Barrett?
- Oh, Charlie.
I guess. Why are you asking?
You like him, don't you, Rae?
- No, no, no, no.
He has a nice tush, though.
- Really, Rae?
You definitely like him.
Not just his butt.
(door opening)
We better go.
- [Sue] Yeah, let's go out the back.
- When your mom had that catering business
and we ate those leftovers from
the mayor's meet and greet.
Oh, we ruined that event, girl.
- Then we became for real.
- [Both] Best friends for life. (laughing)
- [Rae] Oh my gosh.
- Where's your backpack?
- It was on my back.
- It's not.
- We're in so much trouble.
- Well, we stick together.
- Right.
- I mean, yeah.
- [Rae] Confess.
- [Sue] Finesse.
- [Meesha] Digress.
- [All] Best friends for life.
- You know, for sure that
was not our finest moment.
- [Rae] Oh, that wasn't.
- I have a question.
- [Rae] Hmm?
- Have you noticed anything weird
with Barry lately?
(phone ringing)
I mean, he's just been acting-
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hello?
Mmm. Okay, I'll be right there.
All right, girl.
I gotta go.
I gotta go to the office. You comin'?
They're really busy.
- No, I think I'm gonna just
stay and finish my cupcake.
- Okay. I'm gonna take one more bite.
You want ice cream or
pickles or something?
- No, I'm okay. You go ahead.
- Okay. Well, same place,
same time tomorrow?
- Same place, same time.
- Okay girl, be safe.
Mwah. Love you.
- Come on. We gotta hurry
before the game starts.
- Bro, I know.
- Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Stop, stop, stop.
Where are we gonna look at the drone?
Where are we gonna put it?
Freak. Anyway.
Now come on.
If my dad finds out-
- I'm coming!
- I'll be in a lot of trouble, bro.
Come on, bro. We gotta start.
The game finna start.
- I'm comin'.
- Catch your breath.
Okay, here we go.
Bro, I'm tryin' to work-
- [Sam] Before the game starts.
- I understand.
All right, here. Start undoing the drone.
- Okay, okay.
- I wonder why this box says top secret?
- Probably not important.
But does your dad suspect anything?
- [Bo] No, not a thing.
- Great.
- Okay, okay, okay, I got the app.
- Okay.
- All right, so.
Three, two, one.
(electronic beeping)
(drone whirring)
Hoo!
For the love of Christmas,
that thing is flyin'.
- Oh, it's zooming.
Do we know how to bring it down?
- [Bo] Yeah, I know how.
(whistle tooting)
- [Sam] We gotta go!
(dramatic seductive music)
(drone whirring)
- I want a good, clean match, all right?
And!
(whistle tooting)
- [Bo] I got it!
- Ooh, look at my baby!
Look at my baby!
- Hey, hey!
That's a travel. That's a travel.
Forward motion. Forward motion.
(whistle blaring)
You!
From the top.
All right.
It's the second down.
(whistle tooting)
(crowd cheering)
(whistle tooting)
(crowd cheering)
- That's right, baby!
That's right, baby!
(kids laughing)
Hey, hey! Did you see it?
Did you see it?
That's my grandbaby Bo!
Yes!
- That's enough. It wasn't even that good.
Give me the ball.
(whistle tooting)
- Like that quinoa?
- Yes.
- Yeah, you know, I got the
recipe from this woman at work.
- Hey, how y'all doing?
Sorry I'm late, but when
you're bubbling, you gotta go.
What'd I miss?
- You missed the best soccer game.
Bo made the winning goal.
- What? Congratulations, boy!
- Oh, it was so much fun.
My grandson is quite the athlete,
just like his grandfather Jack.
May he rest in peace.
- Oh, no. He's restin' in peace.
Don't worry about Jack.
I'm so proud of you, boy.
Look like you got my
athletic genes in ya, huh?
- Thanks, Gramps.
- So when's the playoffs?
- Athletic genes?
Where have you been hiding
those all these years?
- Girl, what you got? Alzheimer's, Edna?
You don't remember that I
was a draft pick for the,
for the, who the hell
was I a draft pick for?
- [Sue] Red Sox.
- [Gramps] The Red Sox.
See? How she know and you don't know?
- [Edna] Oh, we've heard
this story a million times.
- [Gramps] Well, guess what?
- [Edna] What?
- [Gramps] Now it's a million and one.
- Oh, Mom, may I be excused?
I have so much homework.
- I thought you finished
your homework in homeroom.
- I thought I did too,
but I forgot about math.
- [Sue] Okay, go ahead.
- Okay.
- Was lazy, boy? Proud of you.
- Game was so amazing. Oh my God.
- [Sue] You spoil that boy.
His daddy's been playing with him.
- Who cooked this?
- I cooked it.
- Oh, you cooked it?
- [Sue] Yes.
- [Edna] Oh, you thought I cooked it?
- It's good.
- [Edna] You are so fake!
- I said it was good, didn't I?
- [Edna] Yeah, but you were lookin' at me
as if I cooked it you
wasn't gonna like it.
- I like it.
(birds chirping)
(suspenseful music)
- Hey, dude. Watch it.
- Bro, what took you so long to get here?
Bro, we need to look
for this drone already.
- It was misty.
- Misty?
Well, anyway, we need to
hurry up and find this drone.
Otherwise both of us are gonna
get our butts kicked, okay?
- [Sam] Okay.
- Breaking news.
Many people are cut off from communication
and relief supplies.
What we are experiencing
are the consequences
of global warming, nature's fury.
The heaviest monsoon in at least 25 years.
These great floods in India are affecting-
- Hey, didn't you have a Chinese friend
that used to live in India?
- Meesha is not Chinese. She's Indian.
- Yeah, well, whatever she is,
I remember she was a hell of a nice girl.
Smart as hell.
What part of India is she live in?
- Mumbai.
- Isn't that Bombay?
- Yes.
- Why the hell didn't you
just say Bombay? Mumbai.
Sounds cuter to you?
- But you know what? Meesha is a doctor.
I should call and check on
her and make sure she's okay.
- You know, I wouldn't do that.
I think she's fine.
She's a hundred miles from the disaster.
Besides, you got a
child and you don't need
to upset yourself.
Come on now.
- Somethin'.
Keep getting a dial tone.
- Yeah, well, that, you
know, things is out.
- I guess you're right.
- [Gramps] You know.
- I mean, she's probably fine.
- [Gramps] I'm sure she is.
- But you know, knowing Meesha,
she's probably halfway
to Gujarat right now.
You know, suddenly I don't feel so well.
I need to lay down. I'm tired.
- Yes, that's exactly what you need to do.
You need to go up there and lay down.
Okay, just, just, just relax,
and don't worry about so much.
And I'm gonna head over to the shop
and see how the elves are coming along.
- While you're there,
tell Barry that he missed dinner again.
- [Gramps] Come on now.
It's understandable.
You gotta think about it.
That elf's a hell of a order.
I mean, it's huge.
- Elf's order?
- [Gramps] Yes, huge!
- He's probably out to dinner with Rae.
- What you talking about?
See, there you go again.
I mean, Rae called in, never
showed up for work today.
- Are you sure?
Because I could have swore
I saw her go in the shop
earlier with some dread head dude.
- Some dread head dude?
See, now, now, now you got me worried.
I'm worried about you.
You're being delirious.
You know what?
I think you do need to
go in there and lay down,
and I'm gonna head on over.
Hold on, let me help you.
I'm gonna head on over to the shop
and then find out what's going on.
- All right, well you
find out what's going on
and then you let me know what's going on.
- I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna head over there right now.
You go in there and get you some rest,
and don't you worry about a thing.
I'm gonna head over there
right now. I'm on my way.
I'm gonna let you know
exactly what's goin' on.
You can believe that.
- Barry. Welcome to the Legend Law Firm.
- [Barry] Oh, it's beautiful here.
- My lady.
Okay, let me get my hand back.
I got some really good news.
Your product is right on the money.
I spoke with the chairwoman
of the Bo-Tech Company.
- Ilene.
- Yes!
We did some conference
call with General Warshaver
at Homeland Security and
a few private companies.
They all want the drone product pronto,
and there's already a bidding war.
- You're kidding.
- No, I'm not.
The chairwoman wants you
back in the CEO chair pronto.
She's already started a campaign
to get Kewass kicked out
on his kawass right away.
- Man, you put in some hard work.
You're a special guy, man.
- You know, I'm just doing my job.
And I tell you, this
may be a bit premature,
but I prepared this letter
to the shareholders,
offering them a leverage
buyout at $7 per share
above the market, Barry.
- And here, Mr. Barry.
Thank you.
And then witness here, Miss Summer.
Right there.
- Okay.
- [Assistant] Take that pen.
- Barry.
- [Assistant] Here you go, boss.
- This is a good deal,
and I'll tell you why.
Right now, a share of
Bo-Tech stock is trading
at 4.50 on the market, and that is low.
- Wow.
It's so sad.
- They'll never get a better offer,
because for the last eight quarters
they've been losing
money and market share.
There is no way that Kewass
can stop your takeover.
- Wow.
Sold this company for a $100 million.
Now I'm buying it back for 45 million.
- Let's get it.
- Whoa, look at my boy
in here strategizing.
That's what I like to see.
Hey, listen. I got some news for you.
- Oh, I got some news for you.
- Lemme go first. Lemme go first.
- Go ahead. Go ahead.
- It's important.
- Okay.
- You remember Sue's friend?
You know, the one that live in India?
Sue's friend Meesha?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yes, yes.
She's the doctor. She's
over there working.
- Yeah, she's in India. And guess what?
India is going through a
disastrous floods right now.
It's bad over there, son, bad!
- Wait. Has Sue tried to reach out to her?
- Yeah, she did.
She called a couple times,
but you know, it's a disaster over there.
You know, the line probably down
'cause she can't get through.
- People can't get to her.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen.
But my point is, if you
save her friend, guess what?
There ain't no way to hell
she could be mad at ya.
Boom! You got it all
figured out right there.
- Dad, you're way too happy about this.
It's a disaster, for God's sake.
- Okay, maybe that's wrong. Oh, shit.
I'm just trying to, you know,
figure out an angle with her.
You know, I'm trying to help you.
But what did you have to say?
- Oh, well it's likely
that you might be looking
at the newest CEO of Bo-Tech.
- Hush yo mouth, boy.
- Taking back over.
- Are you taking over? Is it confirmed?
- It's not a done deal yet.
- Oh, then, you know,
I'm not gonna speculate.
- I'm definitely speculating.
But any minute we waiting on the call.
- Okay, but then when you get
it, then you tell me about it.
We need to talk about India, bro.
That's what's going on.
(phone ringing)
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Barry.
Sabrine?
How are you?
I am?
(Barry laughing)
Wow.
All right. Thanks a lot.
- Did you get it?
Come on, boy.
- I got it.
- I told you! Didn't I tell you?
- CEO, baby.
- CEO! That's what I'm talking about!
See, you got to have faith, son.
Got to get you a new suit.
All that.
- Yeah.
- All that.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That means you the CEO.
You can do what the hell you want now.
- I can do whatever I want.
- That means you can buy me another Rolex.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's get you two of 'em.
- There you go.
Now that's why I like you, boy.
- Mwah. (laughing)
- Barry.
- Hey, what you doin'?
- Nothin'. Just reading this.
- I, um, got you somethin'.
- Babe, what is it?
You didn't have to get me anything.
- Just open it, open it, open it.
Nice, right?
- [Sue] Barry, it's beautiful.
- [Barry] Yeah, open
it, open it up, though.
- (gasping) It's my
favorite picture of us.
- Already know.
And we'll put the picture of the baby
and Bo right there on the front.
- You're so sweet.
- Oh, read it, read it, read it.
- "To Sue, my love forever. Barry."
Aw, baby.
- [Bo] Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
- Yes, Bo.
- Can I go to Sam's house and
help him clean his garage?
- I guess.
- Just be back before dinner.
- All right, buddy. Think fast.
- Oh, oh!
- Ah, nice reflexes.
Hey, and what did I tell you before?
Don't mess with my drones.
- I won't, I won't touch 'em.
- They're not toys.
- I know they're not toys.
And the government and
all that other stuff.
- All that.
- Okay, anyway.
All right. See you, Dad.
- All right, man.
- Good apple.
- Love you, buddy.
- [Bo] Love you, too.
(phone buzzing)
- Babe, I gotta run back to B&B.
- But it's almost dinner time.
- I'm, I'll be, I gotta do this.
But I'll be back for dinner.
Babe, I'll be back for dinner, okay?
All right, let me go.
Oh, shit.
- [Gramps] Hey, son.
- [Barry] Hey, Pops.
- There he goes.
When was the last time
we had dinner together?
- You wanna order some Chinese?
- [Sue] No, I made lasagna.
- Mmm, that's good. I like lasagna.
- You know, Barry's been acting
really, really weird lately.
Do you know anything?
- You talking about Barry my son?
Oh yeah, but that's,
that's, that's because he,
he got that, that, that big, you know,
reindeer order and it's driving him crazy.
- Well, I think he's been acting weird.
- What do you mean weird?
- And you know, Rae
keeps coming up in here,
popping up like she Mary
Poppins or something.
It seems like she's trying to
distract me from something.
- Distract you?
Ooh, wow. That sounds kind of crazy.
I mean, all I know about her
is she's a hell of a worker.
All she do is just show up,
just start workin', workin', workin'.
Every time you see the girl,
she just work, work, work, work, work.
- Okay, I get it, Gramps.
- Can I hold the baby.
Can I feed the baby?
- I get the point.
- Okay.
- But did you see Rae today?
- Yeah, yeah. Of course I saw her today.
Yeah, I mean, you know,
I mean, you know, except
when she's sittin'.
Then I can't see her, of course.
You know, I might be doing a delivery,
she might be doing a delivery
and then we kind miss each other
'cause, you know, we all
hands on deck right now.
You know, but yeah, yeah. I saw her today.
Yeah, matter of fact, matter of fact,
you know what she told me?
She said she gonna bring
you some ice cream.
- Really?
- That's what she said.
Ice cream.
- [Sue] Hmm.
- I told her you like it, so, you know.
- Uh-huh.
Well, I'm gonna go ahead and
jump in the shower real quick.
- Oh, yeah. Don't jump!
Don't nobody slip! (laughing)
You don't wanna slip now.
You know, you got that baby.
Last thing you wanna be doing is slipping
and falling in the tub
while you got a baby.
Hey, Rae.
Yeah, listen.
I need you to come over here in two hours
and I need you to bring some ice cream.
Shut up, shut up. Don't ask no question.
Just bring some ice cream.
Sue runnin' around here like a KGB agent
on a double latte espresso.
Yeah, with extra foam.
Okay. All right, I'll see you soon.
All right, bye.
- All right, Mr. Bryant.
Let's get you official.
- Indeed.
- Let me go ahead and
get that thumbprint, sir.
- Okay.
- All right.
- [Barry] You gotta
manhandle me like that?
- Relax, bro.
- Okay.
- This is not a arm wrestlin', all right?
Bow!
Wait for it.
There it is. All right.
Look at this. Already done.
Your executive access pass, sir.
- Wow. Thank you, mister.
- [Guard] Come on, man.
- Give me some, give me some.
- [Both] Ah, ah, ah, ah! (laughing)
(Rae clearing throat)
- Next.
Sweaty hands. Mmm-hmm.
- When will mine be ready?
- Um, never.
(Rae laughing)
(Rae clearing throat)
Not funny.
- I'm just playin', Miss Summer.
Later on this afternoon.
You know I got you.
- [Rae] Okay.
- All right.
- [Rae] All right.
- Take your time with her.
- I planned on it. (laughing)
- See you later.
- Hey.
Hello, hello.
- Hello, Mr. Bryant.
My brother. Good to see you, man.
- Wow. (sighing)
Good to be back.
- [Guard] Good to have you back, brother.
- Has anybody seen Mr.
Kewass leave the premises?
I need sight verification.
- Uh, well.
Right here.
My shift notes say he's
supposed to be outta here
by 10:00am, well before Mr. Bryant is even
logged into the system.
- Okay, I know what
was supposed to happen.
Did it happen?
- You know, I can't answer that
'cause I really didn't see him leave.
But I did see him leave
with office supplies.
- So you telling me you watched him
walk out here with stolen property?
(guard gasping)
- You think he stole it?
Look, I was just happy to see him go,
but I didn't really see him leave.
- Okay, listen, do me a favor.
Call me if you see him.
Meanwhile, I'll check around the building.
- Yeah, yeah. You do that.
- [Officer] Yeah.
- That's a great idea.
Uh, Chief Security Officer.
- Yeah.
- Have you seen my duct tape?
- No.
I'll order you some more tomorrow.
(keyboard clicking)
- Rae, is that you?
Rae.
- [Rae] Barry.
- Oh, like a ninja, girl.
(Rae laughing)
No, I thought I heard something.
Did you hear it?
- Uh, no.
Let me know if you need anything.
- No doubt. Thank you.
What is that?
Hey, is somebody out there?
(playful suspenseful music)
What is that noise?
- It's me, Bryant. Got you now!
(Robert thudding)
- [Guard] There's my
duct tape right there.
(tape ripping)
- [All] Mr. Kewass?
- What is going on here?
Have you lost your mind, Mr. Kewass?
- I found Mr. Kewass here,
or should I say Mr. Dumb (censored).
- [Barry] Mmm-hmm.
- In Mr. Bryant's office.
With a ski mask, which was stupid.
A stolen company stapler, which was dumb.
And my duct tape.
- So you gonna handcuff
him with duct tape?
- I love duct tape.
(security officers grunting)
Ah, he's so big.
- Get up off me, Officer Bigomes.
Yeah, no, I haven't lost my mind.
I haven't lost anything, 'cause
I'm still the CEO, Barry.
Besides, no one wants you here anyway.
Right, Irene?
- No, actually, we want Barry.
- Jewel, Jewel!
Come on, Jewel.
You see?
You see that?
You see that, Barry? They all love me.
I just, I just need a little more time
to turn things around.
I just need a little more time.
- No, your time is up.
Huh, you gonna be doing time, man,
but behind bars, jailbird.
Merry Christmas. (laughing)
- The last thing you
need is some more time
to run this business into the ground.
Get him outta here.
Get him the medical help he needs.
- Yes, sir, Mr. CEO.
- Fine. You don't want me here?
This company's goin' down.
(Robert hissing)
You goin' down.
You, too.
- You're a monster. Get on outta here.
- [Mr. Kewass] All you gettin'!
(Robert hissing)
- Wow.
It's been a crazy day, guys.
We got a lot of work to do.
Jewel, let's get back all of the employees
that were laid off.
I mean, every single one.
We're gonna need all hands on deck.
Please, Rae, help her with
that, making those calls.
And, um, how about this?
Everybody's gettin' Christmas bonuses.
- Whoa!
Serious?
- Oh my God!
- Yes.
But hold on, hold on, guys.
Hold on, guys.
We got us some work to do.
- Yeah.
- So, um, you guys are all wonderful.
Let's get back to work.
- Hey, thanks, Barry.
- So good to have you back.
- Yes.
- Mr. Kewass, fired and
disgraced CEO of Bo-Tech,
was admitted to a mental hospital today
for attempting to attack
the new CEO and founder,
Barry Bryant.
- [Sue] Is that Barry?
At Bo-Tech?
Oh, what is goin' on?
And why is Rae huggin' all on Barry?
- Knock, knock!
Hey, you see all the, oh, lord.
We gotta get that fixed.
You see all the commotion
Barry caused down at Bo-Tech?
Boy, that boy sure knows how
to make an entrance, don't he?
Look at that.
- Oh, you knew about this?
- Uh.
- Did you know he was back at Bo-Tech?
- Um.
- Gramps, how could you do this?
- Okay, listen.
- And now Rae's his hero? What? What?
- Hold on, baby. Listen to me.
The only reason boy went back to Bo-Tech
is because the world needs him.
His app, man, his drone
is gonna save many lives.
Baby, just think about that.
Look, he's gonna be hailed a hero.
- I could care less.
He promised me that he wouldn't
go back to Bo-Tech ever.
And now he's been creeping
behind my back and lying to me?
I can't trust him anymore.
- You actin' crazy is what you doin'.
- Did you just call me crazy?
- I love you.
Come on, Sue. Now, wait, wait, wait.
Come on now, listen.
Why you walkin' like a turtle?
- That comment doesn't
help, Benedict Arnold.
- Okay, wait, wait. Listen
to me, listen, no listen.
I told everybody to do it.
We all kept it a secret from you
because we didn't want to get you upset.
- All?
- Yeah.
- Even Rae?
Oh, this story just keep
getting worse and worse.
- Come on, Sue, now you-
- Now move! I need some space!
- Okay, Sue, don't need to go right now.
But listen, hold on, baby. Listen to me.
If you need anything,
I'm right here for you.
I mean, the baby is my only concern.
You and that baby.
I mean, it's almost Christmas Eve.
So anything you need, anything.
- All I need from you is bail money.
- Barry, we have five
back-to-back video conferences.
Bahamas, India, Senegal,
Puerto Rico and Australia.
We're ready to drop off
food, water and medicine
in Puerto Rico first.
- Okay.
All right, guys.
Bo-Tech. It's time to save the world.
- Oh, and remember. Wish
well before you sell.
(phone buzzing)
- What you talkin' about?
- Oh, it's just a saying,
meaning people before products.
- Ah, got it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Don't worry about it, though.
Sue is gonna be so proud of you.
- Hope so.
- Hello, Rae? It's me.
How could you lie to me like this?
You are my best friend.
I know all about you and Barry.
I'm not stupid.
All those lunches and spa
visits to distract me.
I don't ever wanna see you again.
- [Representative]
Buenos dias, Mr. Bryant.
Como esta?
- How are you?
- Ah, we are resilient,
but we need your help.
Your drones will save our people.
Please, please get them to us soon.
- Oh, we're on it.
Know that you're on our expedited list
and that we'll be getting
the drones out to you ASAP.
- [Rae] Thank you, Puerto Rico.
- The Bahamas is a resilient country.
We will rebuild.
Your company technology will help us
move the timeline that so we
are on our feet on Christmas.
- How many units do you need?
- Wish well.
- If you can get the drones
here, I was thinking 500.
- That is a lot, Bahamas, but
we'll do our absolute best.
And you know what?
Matter of fact, we're
guaranteeing that we'll have
you these drones by Christmas Day.
- We appreciate the support.
Thank you, Mr. Bryant.
You're saving precious lives.
- Thank you.
Jewel, get the Pentagon on the phone,
Jennifer Warshaver.
We're gonna need some help ensuring that
we can deliver these orders.
- [Jewel] Absolutely. Right away.
- India, jump to monitor two.
- My friend Mr. Bryant.
How are you?
It has been a long time.
Congratulations.
You are the lion of technology.
- Please, Prime Minister,
thank you, thank you.
You are always kind to me.
So sorry to hear about the floods.
My wife's best friend lives there
and this one is really personal for us.
- We don't even know the
extent to what is going on
because we can't reach
people in the villages.
When can you deliver the smart drones?
Our people are suffering.
- It is in route right now as we speak,
and there will be no more harm done
to the people or the environment.
- I trust your judgment.
- Oh, we lost connection with India.
Should we try to get them back?
- Please, please.
(phone ringing)
- [Rae] Got it.
- [Barry] We're gonna be
working through the night, guys.
- All right, we've got
General Warshaver on line two.
- [Rae] Okay.
- Barry?
It's over.
You lied to me.
You promised me that you would
never go back to Bo-Tech.
And to make matters worse,
and now you're involved
with my best friend?
You can have her.
Bo and I are going to my
mother's in the morning.
Don't try to call me.
- General, Barry Bryant.
- Ah, good morning, Barry.
Good to hear from you.
What can we do for you today?
- Hey, we got some stuff
that only you can fix.
- Don't worry about it.
We've got you covered.
- I was hoping you'd say that.
Look, General, we need these cargo planes,
like 10 of 'em, like yesterday.
- [General] I'll get you the logistics.
- Perfect, perfect.
- Together, Barry, we can save the world.
Thank you.
- No, no, don't thank us. Thank you.
- I still can't get India back on,
but Senegal's coming up shortly.
- Hello, my dear friend.
We are in complete disarray.
How can you help us?
We are losing lives every minute.
The floods have hit many, many regions.
We really, really need your help.
- We're on it, Prime Minister Lulu.
You're on our expedited list,
and we have the complete
support of the Pentagon.
- Okay, you know, I'm gonna go ahead
and head down to technology logistics.
Techlog, as they prefer to be called.
- Okay, I'll follow up there.
Australia is in the queue,
and I still can't get India back.
We need to fully access their needs.
(soft dramatic music)
- Um, do me a favor.
Get Warshaver on again.
We need to get these drones
out at least by 1700.
- Okay, I'm on it.
- And do me a favor.
- Yup.
- We need everyone in the
company mobilized right now.
We got five Christmas miracles coming up.
(Sue grunting)
(chimes ringing)
(bright music)
(chimes ringing)
- Where am I?
- Sue, welcome!
So glad you could join
us in our magical oasis.
- May I ask who are you?
And you?
(hands clapping)
- I am Rudolpho,
Magic Finger Rudolpho.
- You don't recognize me?
- No, I'm sorry.
- I'm Mrs. Claus.
You know Santa Claus, right?
- Oh, yeah.
- [Mrs. Claus] And this is my spa.
- And I'm Candy Cane,
her awesome assistant.
Would you care for some
dandy, dandy candy?
- Sure.
Thank you.
- I come here every
year around the holidays
to take care of my most
stressed clients and staff.
Now it's time to relax and unwind
and see the truth.
(chimes ringing)
- See the truth?
- Don't worry about that now.
Champagne? Shopping?
(hands clapping)
- Would you CBD popcorn?
Oh.
- And some CBD lemonade?
- [Sue] Thank you.
Mmm, mmm.
- Uh, what about me?
Am I invisible or somethin'?
I want some popcorn.
Huh, I'm parched.
Thank you.
- Everything tastes so good,
but what does CBD mean?
(everyone laughing)
- It's our special feel-good remedy.
- So, how do you feel now?
- I feel (chuckling) relaxed.
- Oh, yes.
Mrs. Claus has done it again
in the kitchen. (laughing)
- Mrs. Claus done what?
This is nasty.
Don't seem like she done nothin' to me.
I don't feel nothin'.
- Try this dandy candy.
- Oh.
Take this.
Man, what is this?
Like I was sayin',
attention over there at
Santa Claus's workshop
is out of control.
In my opinion, Shade is not a good person.
He is a bad, bad influence
on all of the newest elves.
- #badelf.
- [Both] Hashtag.
- And when the other
assistants was not lookin',
he be out on top of the tables
doing distracted dancin'
and tellin' unfunny comedy routines.
- What?
- You know what?
He even got a side hustle goin' on.
- Is she okay?
- I think she suffers from elf polo.
Mmm-hmm.
- I'm right here.
You know I can hear you, okay?
- She can hear you.
- Oh, excuse me.
- It's like, why don't you
try to get some toys made.
Quality toys at that,
with a rogue elf driving you batty.
- Why doesn't Santa just put him in like
elf jail or something.
(everyone laughing)
- Elf jail!
- Elf jail?
As if it really was a thing.
He would be locked up already forever.
- [Both] Mmm-hmm.
- I would lock him up myself
and throw away the key.
- I'm sorry, but that just sounds awful.
- It is awful.
I mean, Shade be swindlin' everybody.
To be honest with you,
I think I'm the only one that can see
clean through his hullabaloo.
You want me to tell you about it?
- [Shade] Let's party.
Let's party down tonight
Let's, let's, let's
- Did you really just
poke in and go see Santa?
- What did you talk about?
- Do you can get me into see him?
- [Elf] And me?
- [Elf] And me.
- Of course.
Look, if each one of y'all
make about 20 toys for me,
everyday, I will try hard to get you
some one-on-one time with Santa.
- Oh, that would be so amazing!
- We got a meeting with Santa?
Our elfin lives would be amazing.
- It ain't nothin'.
You know, I'm just a good elf.
I just wanna help.
That's right.
Hey, look. Let's go.
Let's get to work.
Let's make Santa proud, all right?
- Santa, we have a problem.
- [Santa] What is it JayQ?
- [JayQ] Shade.
He's swindlin' all the elves.
- I've heard something about
this hullabaloo before.
- Same hullabaloo as last year,
and we've got to do something about it.
- Well, he is one of my oldest elves.
He's been with us a long time.
- Elf jail, Santa.
Elf jail.
- Ho-ho-ho.
Elf jail's drastic.
- Let's get rid of him.
- This is going to take some
real consideration and wisdom.
I appreciate your input.
You're a good man.
- Thank you for listening, Santa.
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
- [Director] Hello, everyone!
- [Elves] Hi!
- If you would all just
stop what you're doing
for a moment and look at me.
I'm here to tally up the progress,
and Santa is expecting a full report.
Shall we begin?
(suspenseful music)
Mmm!
(toy clattering)
Mmm-mmm.
Now, Shade.
Now, Shade, this, this is amazing work.
- Thank you, my friend.
- You know what?
I'm gonna be sure to tell Santa
how productive you've been.
He'll be very, very proud.
You should all be more like Shade.
Back to work!
(Shade laughing)
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, come.
Let me holler at you real quick.
Um, hey, hey, hey, you think you can, uh,
give me some one-on-one time with Santa?
Please!
I don't, look, I don't never see him,
and look, I'm the number
one toy maker here.
- Now, Shade, Shade, Shade,
you know Santa doesn't have
a lot of time right now.
Here's what I want you to do.
I want you to keep concentrating on making
that incredible work,
and then just maybe
Santa will fit ya in.
Huh? Carry on.
- All right.
- Wow, Shade is quite the hustler.
- Now you know why I'm really here.
I tried to tell the elves
that Shade ain't no good
and all he really is.
I tell you what, he's
not gonna lift one finger
for nobody else.
You see, when I got the call to come here,
huh, I jumped right on it.
I had to get away.
- [Sue and Rudolpho] Who
knew one elf could be so bad?
- Now you know who Shade is.
- [Mrs. Claus] Sue, my
love. How are you feeling?
- Very relaxed.
- Wonderful. You've
been so stressed lately.
Come with me.
Everything in your home
is completely fine.
Barry is utterly devoted to you
and Rae is a super devoted friend
and she loves you very much.
There's nothing going on
between the two of them.
- Wait. How do you know that?
- Watch this.
- Sue is gonna be so proud of you.
- Hope so.
- I mean, I'm gonna get a
little comfortable, too.
Wait till you see it,
wait till you see it.
- Mwah.
- Live in the studio with me right now,
we have an exclusive with the chairwoman
of the board of Bo-Tech,
Miss Ilene Hughes.
How are you feeling today?
- I'm doing very well.
Thank you so much for having me.
- Well, thank you for joining us.
Let's get right into it.
What is going on at Bo-Tech,
and how do you guys plan to move forward?
- Well, you know, it's been
a very challenging day,
but we are starting a new chapter.
Bo-Tech founder Barry Bryant
is now back at the helm,
so only great days are ahead of us.
- Your smart app drones are covering
the entire commonwealth.
Our people are safe and
no casualties reported.
Thank you, Mr. Bryant.
Feliz navidad.
- Mr. Bryant saved our island.
Thank you, Mr. Bryant,
and Merry Christmas to
everyone at Bo-Tech.
- If it weren't for Mr. Barry Bryant,
we would've lost many more people.
Merry Christmas to Mr.
Bryant and his family.
- Hey, Barry!
I just want you to know I'm
proud of you for doing good.
- Oh, wow! Why didn't they tell me?
It's so sweet. Why am I crying?
Everything is just so wonderful!
And Rae, you know, her boyfriend
looks kinda like Lil Wayne.
- Everything is good in your house.
Well, except maybe your father-in-law.
- Oh, thank you, Mrs. Claus.
I feel so much better.
- [Mrs. Claus] No problem at all.
Sometimes good intentions
need to be better explained.
- Yeah, I have been letting my imagination
run a little wild lately.
- [Mrs. Claus] It's
completely understandable
considering the circumstances.
- Oh.
- Well.
- I think I've had enough.
- How are you feeling now?
- I feel great. I feel like I'm floating.
- Good.
- You and everyone else.
Except I can't quite get
Star's formula right.
- Ugh!
Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh!
(Star breathing sharply)
- I think it's time for you to go home.
Champagne?
(Mrs. Claus clapping)
Thank you.
It's time for you to go home
and have this baby in peace.
Merry Christmas Eve.
All you need to do is just drink this
and you'll go back to your regular life.
- Oh, wait.
May I have some popcorn for the road?
Oh, thank you.
- It was a pleasure.
(chimes ringing)
- Barry? Where am I?
- You're at the hospital.
You and the baby are fine.
Gramps found you in the
kitchen on the floor
and got nervous and called the ambulance.
- I just remember feeling really,
really lightheaded and then.
I'm so sorry!
I didn't, those crazy
messages I sent both of you.
- Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
No, no, we're sorry.
- It's okay.
- We should've told you,
okay? It's our fault.
It's okay, don't worry about it.
- No, Rae, you're my best friend.
I don't know what I was thinkin'.
- It wasn't you, it was me.
I shouldn't have listened to Gramps.
- You guys were just trying
to do the right thing.
I'm just, I'm happy that everything's okay
and the baby's, ah!
- [Rae] Oh.
- [Barry] What was baby ah?
- Oh.
- You okay?
What's goin'? What's wrong, baby?
- Ah!
- [Rae] Just breathe.
- I think, I think we need the doctor.
- Let's get the doctor.
- Oh my god, okay.
- Hey, hey, breathe.
- Doctor Grossman!
- Your baby bag, is it in the closet?
Where is it? Is it in the closet?
- Oh, um, yes, it's in the closet.
- Okay, I'll go get it.
- Oh, Rae! Rae!
- Okay, okay.
- Please make sure that the
guys get something to eat.
You know, Gramps is no Julia Child.
- Oh! Okay, calm down.
- Oh!
- Just breathe, okay? I'll be right back.
- Ah!
- Hello, Sue. All right.
All right, you're doing just fine.
I'm gonna listen in, okay?
All right.
- Ah!
Oh! (breathing sharply)
Ah!
Ah!
- Sue, the baby sounds great.
- Barry, looks like you two are gonna have
a Christmas Eve baby.
- Ooh! The same.
- It's time.
(baby crying)
(knuckles rapping)
- Hey, come on in.
- Hey!
- Hey.
- How are ya? Got you some stuff.
Decided to bring Christmas to you.
- Aw, this is beautiful.
Thank you, guys.
- You look great!
- I have you the most beautiful blanket.
Oh, look at my baby!
(metal clattering)
- Bo, Bo, come meet your sister.
- [Edith] Yes.
- [Sue] Say hi, Bo.
- Is that for the baby?
- What's this, baby?
- You know what?
I didn't even notice it.
Go ahead and open it
and see what's inside.
- [Edith] Oh, wow. That's so nice.
Yes.
- What is that?
- Is there a note?
- Yeah.
Yeah, give me that, boy.
- Let me see.
- It says, "Congratulations, Sue.
Love, Mrs. C."
- Hmmm. Who's Mrs. C?
- I don't know.
- Dad, can I have some popcorn?
- Uh, uh, uh, uh. Wait a minute now, Bo.
You don't know where that came from.
Let's just save it for your grandpa.
Let him try it.
(phone buzzing)
- You got a point there.
- Meesha!
Hi, how are you?
- [Meesha] I'm great thanks to your Barry.
And the drone drops saved
Christmas all over India.
- Oh, wow.
(Barry and Sue laughing)
- Oh, I'm so glad that you're okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, one second.
Rae's here, too.
Say hi, Rae.
- Hi, girl!
Oh, it's good to see your face.
We were so worried about you. Mwah!
Look at the baby!
(baby crying)
- Oh, oh, I better go. Hope is crying.
But I'm gonna talk to you soon, okay?
And you be safe. I love you!
- [Meesha] And you, too. Love you!
- Okay, I will. Mwah!
- Yes.
- Wow, Meesha always has perfect timing.
- Doesn't she?
(phone ringing)
- It's crazy.
Hello?
I'm a little busy right now.
A drone is missing?
Well, just go to my lab, B&B.
Yeah, it'll be there.
All right, thanks for the call, Joe.
- Dad?
Can I talk to you about something?
- Go ahead, buddy.
- When you weren't there,
Sam and I took one of your drones.
I know you told us not
to, but it was just,
we thought it would be the best way
to improve at our soccer game.
But in the midst of all that happening,
I lost the drone.
I'm so sorry, Dad.
I promise I'll never take anything
that doesn't belong to
me again, I promise.
- How many times did I tell
you not to play with that, son?
You know what? Don't worry about it.
All my drones are built
with return home technology,
so it'll be at my lab.
- So you're not mad at me?
- Oh, I'm mad, but it's Christmas, son.
- Hi, everyone. Congratulations,
congratulations.
- Thank you, Doctor.
- Thank you.
- Happy Holidays. We've
witnessed the miracle of life.
- Yes, Jesus, yes!
- When you guys are ready,
we are ready to discharge
Sue at your convenience.
- Y'all kickin' my baby out already?
(group laughing)
All right, well, let's
get ready to get home.
- Hey, guys. Always
remember, goodness is giving.
- Goodness is giving.
Jewel, can you reach out to fulfillment?
I need that report ASAP.
- [Jewel] Sure, sir.
I will get that report right over to you.
Also, JayQ is here.
- JayQ, my man. Hey, do me a favor.
Order us lunch from, um,
what's that place that I like?
- [Jewel] Miriam's?
Miriam's, yes, yes!
Get Miriam's on the line and set up lunch
in the conference room,
and get JayQ in here.
- [Jewel] Absolutely. Coming in now.
- JayQ!
- My man.
- How are you?
- I'm good, always.
And you?
- I'm great.
You know what? It's great to see you.
- Always good to see you.
- You're really a special guy.
Please, have a seat.
- Okay.
Thank you.
- I did call you for a reason.
I want you to join our team
here at Bo-Tech officially,
as chief legal counsel.
- That is a huge compliment.
However, got a couple other projects.
I've got stuff goin' on, man.
I can't just bail out on people.
They really need me.
- Hold on.
We'll allow you to remain independent.
You'll still take care of
all your previous clients.
- Okay.
- You can use one of the Bo-Tech spaces
as all your office space,
and we'll put everything in line.
You have everything at your disposal.
- Everything?
- [Barry] All the Bo-Tech resources!
- Everything?
- [Barry] Everything!
- My own office?
- I need you, man.
- How could I refuse that.
Man, you have a deal. Thank you.
- Done deal, done deal.
- But hey, why don't I
get to work right away?
I need this stuff signed.
Take your time. It's not critical.
But let's get it done
before the year's out.
- Will definitely do that.
Oh, we're having a New Year's Eve party.
Just close friends and family,
but I want you to be there.
- I'm there, man, I'm there. Thank you.
- Look straight at the baby.
- Well, look like, uh, big
dummy done bought Bo-Tech back.
I'm so proud of you, boy.
- He is not a dummy.
He's brilliant.
- Yes.
- And the apple doesn't
fall too far from the tree.
- Well, thank you.
- But, I mean, I am a little worried
about you stepping back
into the corporate world.
That's not gonna be easy on us.
- Sue, I promise you.
I promise you things are
gonna be different this time.
I'm gonna manage my time,
and you and I are gonna build
this great life together.
Bo is gonna be right there with us.
And Hope, oh my god.
(baby cooing)
- Baby.
- But you know what?
Know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna make sure you have help.
- Okay, I'll take the
job, I'll take the job.
See, I'll sit right here anyway, everyday.
So the only thing I ain't gonna do,
Sue, you might as well
know this right now,
I don't change little dirty diapers,
I don't do dishes and I don't do windows.
Other than that, I'm right here, right?
- That's so sweet!
- [Gramps] Thank you.
- So let me get this right.
That means you're capable
of doing absolutely nothing.
- Oh.
- Aw, loser.
- That was pretty good, Mama.
(doorbell ringing)
- Oh, but I do do doors.
I'll get the doors for ya. I can do that.
- Get the door.
- And you ain't even
gotta pay. How about that?
- Just get the door, Pop.
- So who is it?
- It's not your daddy though, right?
- No, this is.
Turn around, turn around.
- Okay, okay.
- [Gramps] I guess here's your hit.
- [Rae] Good morning, everyone!
- It's so good to see you!
- [Rae] Yes!
- Can I get you something to drink?
Coffee? Juice? Blueberry muffin?
- Oh, no. I'm fine.
- You sure?
- How are you?
- Oh.
Dream team is back together,
and look at little Hope.
- Yes.
- Oh! Somebody needs to change.
- Yes.
- I'll take her upstairs and clean her up.
Does she need a bath?
- Oh, that's a good idea, Rae.
Thank you so much.
I'm comin' right behind you, okay?
- Okay. Take your time, okay?
- Give her two baths.
- Oh, not two baths. (laughing)
Why don't I go up and help you, Rae?
- Oh, Mama, you're so sweet.
- Of course.
- Yes, of course.
Gotta help with my grandbaby.
- Then she gonna need three baths.
- You wanna hang out with
your grandma and tee-tee?
Who's the luckiest girl to be
with her grandma and tee-tee?
- I'm happy.
- Are you happy?
- I'm happy.
- Are you happy?
- I'm happy.
- Well, give me some then.
Whoop
- You know he's no mama, right?
(doorbell ringing)
Hey, let me get the door,
let me get the door!
I got that! Y'all relax!
This a party! Y'all let me do all this!
All right, who's out there?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey!
- Good evening. What's goin' on?
- Well, well, well!
- Happy New Year, my friend.
- Happy New Year!
- Good to see ya!
- Hey, look it here, everybody!
Lil Wayne showed up!
Lil Wayne showed up ready to party.
How you doin', man?
- What's wrong with him?
- Ain't nobody told me
it was a costume party.
What that bright jacket
you got on there, boy?
- Everybody's got a side gig now.
- Yeah, actually I used to be a pimp.
- This guy is nuts!
- Pop, Pop, Pop.
- Okay, all right.
Y'all go on and have your party.
- [JayQ] Please send him to bed.
I bring you flowers, madam.
- Thank you. I'm gonna go put these down.
- Good to see you, boss.
- My pleasure, man.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Thanks for comin', man.
Thoroughly appreciate it.
- This is a beautiful home.
Look at this place, man.
(doorbell ringing)
- [Barry] We do pretty good.
- [JayQ] This is bigger
than Rick Ross's house.
Wow. I love it.
- Hey!
- Hey, Sue.
I have a surprise for you.
- Meesha! (laughing)
- [All] Best friends for life!
- [Barry] I'm just playin'.
- [JayQ] Okay, okay.
- [Barry] Hey, hey, hey.
- [JayQ] But you rich enough
to have anything you want on that.
It looks like gold leaf over there.
- A little gold leaf.
Don't worry about it. Small stuff.
- Okay.
- Here's a better question.
What ever happened, Ilene,
what ever happened to
that guy, Robert Kewass?
- So no that you're settled in, Robert,
I'm gonna take you over
to the wood shop later.
- You don't know me, man.
You call me Mr. Kewass.
- Duly noted, Robert.
- Didn't I just tell?
What's the wood shop?
What's at the wood shop?
What am I supposed to be doin' over there?
- Make toys.
Hundreds and hundreds
of beautiful wooden toys
for underprivileged kids.
- Listen here, warden.
I don't make toys, man.
I make money.
Am I gettin' paid for that?
- Oh, yes, you are.
A whoppin' 10 cents an hour.
And, oh, as a bonus,
you get to take a group shower
with this gentleman right here.
(Barry and JayQ laughing)
- Wait a minute.
You have just renewed my faith
in the criminal justice system.
- Thank you, my man, thank you.
Let's party, boss.
- We gotta drink on that.
- Let's not worry about that stress stuff.
Let's get it.
- Hey, hey, hey. Get the bar.
- Shh.
Isn't this the most beautiful
baby you've ever seen?
Sue, she looks just like you.
- Yes, she does.
She's so gorgeous.
I'm so glad I could be
here with you guys today.
- You guys are the best
friends in the whole world.
I'm so grateful to have you in my life.
(Rae chuckling)
Raise up your glass
Keepin' time
For the whole night
Let's do it right
Let's do it right
This home-like, the feelin' so strong
This home-like, the feelin' lasts long
This home-like, the feelin' so strong
This home-like, the feelin' lasts long
- I wanna thank you
all for comin' tonight,
sharing your new year with us.
Especially those of you that came from
thousands of miles away.
Nigeria, India, Puerto Rico!
New Year's is a time of miracles,
and we have two miracles
to celebrate tonight.
The first miracle,
brought to you by my wife.
A lovely addition to our family.
Shouts out to our new
one, Hope Rae Bryant.
(crowd cheering)
And the second miracle, Bo-Tech.
(crowd cheering)
- [Partygoer] Bo-Tech, Bo-Tech, Bo-Tech!
- You all were responsible
for helping thousands of
people return home safely.
We could not have done it without you.
Thank you all.
It's almost New Year's.
10 seconds?
- 10 seconds.
- [Gramps] Here we go!
- Let's count it down, guys.
- [Gramps] Here we go!
- [Group] 10! Nine!
Eight! Seven!
Six! Five!
Four! Three!
Two! One!
Happy New Year!
(crowd cheering)
I want you under the mistletoe
It's hard when you've gone crazy
- [Gramps] Happy New Year!
Don't leave me, don't make a sound, no
No, I just want you here with me
I want you under the mistletoe
'Cause Santa hasn't come around lately
And we don't need no gifts tonight, no
'Cause I just want you here with me
- Mr. C, please pardon the interruption.
I do realize how busy you are.
But I had to come and see you
because I am very disturbed.
- [Santa] Have a seat.
What's up?
- Mr. C, it's Shade.
He's a thief.
A shyster.
A charlatan.
He's completely destroying the morale
amongst all of the elves,
and something has to be done.
- [Santa] All right.
- Some people. Oh!
- [Barry] You all right, you all right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good, blackistan.
Go on with it.
- [Barry] Don't get! Argh!
(Robert laughing)
- And that, sir, is why
you are Santa Claus.
- [Santa] And you are not.
I'm sorry. (laughing)
- But now I'll carry on.
- [Santa] Ho-ho-ho.
- Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Moe, miny, eeny, meeny. (laughing)
- A four-letter word that sounds like gut.
(beep)
(Gramps laughing)
- Rae, you have any thoughts?
- I think-
- Kick out Mr. Kewass.
- I think the board members
don't even like him,
and he is so distasteful.
- Oh (beep).
- Bap, bap, bap, bap.
- He just swindled everybody.
He just wanted the whole entire world.
But it takes me to tell you about it.
- Well, go ahead. Tell me about it.
Under the mistletoe
'Cause Santa hasn't come around, baby
- [Director] Cut!
(group laughing)
- [Rudolpho] The, uh, elf resources.
- Huh, look like you need to consult
Eeyore about those shoes.
- Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, he
ain't gettin' my shoes.
Sort of face.
- For real?
- [Rudolpho] Jam it right up in there.
- [Director] Cut!
Oh, no!
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
- Uh, JayQ.
- Yes, Santa?
- Before you go, have a cookie.
- Thank you, Santa.
- Ho-ho-ho-ho!
- Thank you.
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