The Gilded Lily (1935) Movie Script
Big stuff, eh? Watching the world go by.
Right. Big stuff.
Of course, there's different
ways of watching.
Take the guy that eats peanuts.
Every time he cracks a shell, he must
see his thumb is in just the right spot.
Then he has to take the peanuts out.
Then he has to throw the shell away.
A guy like that can't concentrate.
See what I mean?
- Hmm. Perfectly.
But popcorn? Popcorn was made
for watching the world go by.
Look.
I stick my hand in the bag without
taking my eyes off the street.
I throw some popcorn in my craw.
I chew.
And I'm still looking.
That's what I call class.
Sure. Peanut-eaters
don't know how to live.
Lynn.
Hmm?
Tell me something.
Do you love me?
No.
That's the way to talk.
No worries, no jealousies. Just meeting
you every Thursday to eat our popcorn.
Why don't you love me?
Maybe I don't know what
love is. But I think I do.
What do you think?
- About love?
About love.
Well.
I think when it hits me I'll start
walking three feet off the ground.
You can duplicate that with a shot
of bourbon on an empty stomach.
And if the man has a mole on
his nose I won't be able to see it.
I can do that with bourbon too.
And I have a feeling.
That when I find him,
he'll be flat broke.
Right. When you're married you won't be
able to quit your job until you have to.
There's many reasons why you'll have to.
That's the fun of being married.
- Fun?
You do your own cooking and washing.
You'll lose you figure.
And I'll love it.
Yeah?
- Yeah.
That's never going to happen to you.
Why not?
Because something tells you
that's the ideal existence.
And it is.
But the minute you're smart enough
to realize that, and to reach for it.
You might as well give up
because you'll never get it.
You newspaper men know everything.
- Sure.
What you're trying to
be is a Lizzie Glutz.
Lizzie Glutz?
That girl that runs her own
little world to suit herself.
Because she's too unimportant
to have the world run her.
That sounds great to me.
- Of course it does.
The smarter you are the harder
you try for that kind of life.
Lizzie Glutz is Lizzie
Glutz simply because ..
She's too darned dumb
to be anything else.
And that's not you.
Pete, you're talking
through your nose again.
There's a dame for you.
You try to tell her she's got it in her
to be big stuff and what does she do?
She says let's go for a walk.
Only as far as the subway.
I have to work tonight.
Is that boat docking?
- Yeah.
I must interview a visiting boob ..
And ask what he thinks of our
beautiful buildings and tall women.
Someday, I'd like to go down
and meet a boat with you.
Just to see what celebrities are like.
If people really knew, there
wouldn't be any celebrities.
Look.
Get them on.
Just a grandpa at heart.
Thursday?
- Same bench?
Same time.
- So long, Lynn.
Lizzie Glutz to you.
Let 'em off, boys. Let 'em off, boys.
Watch your step.
Let 'em off, boys. Let 'em off, boys.
Watch your step.
Watch your step.
Ouch.
Say, you're practically
threatening the lady.
Shut up and turn around before
somebody steps in your face.
Let me out of here.
A wise-guy, huh?
Come on, let's get inside.
- A wise-guy.
Going round knocking people down.
How'd you like a sock in the kisser?
Now you let him alone.
Sorry you fell over but the
lady was in some difficulty.
Oh, so I fell over?
Maybe like you're going to fall over.
Alright, break it up. Break it up.
Get out before they arrest you.
Come on. Hurry up.
Don't look back, but is
anybody following us?
I can't see without looking.
- Let's duck into a store.
Oh mister. Whatever you do,
never sock a Subway Guard.
Not even for you?
Well ..
What is it, please?
We're just ..
We're just browsing around.
- Browsing?
What for, an artificial leg?
Huh?
Well.
It's been a lovely day.
- Yes.
Lovely.
- Yes.
Good day.
- Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Well, this is it.
It can wait.
Uhuh.
Oh .. did I thank you for dinner?
- Yes.
Three times.
Am I going to see you again?
Why not?
- Of course. Why not?
Did anyone ever tell you that
you talk like an Englishman?
Well, I was born in England.
Maybe that's why.
- Yes. Maybe that's why.
Yes.
I don't know what I'm
talking about. Do you?
No. But it's fun.
Well.
May I see you tomorrow?
For what?
- For more fun.
What's your name?
- Gray.
Charles Gray.
Tomorrow is Saturday.
You work in the morning?
No.
Do you work Fridays?
- Nope.
Do you work any day?
- No.
Don't you want to work?
- Yes.
Why not look for a job tomorrow?
Because tomorrow I want to be with you.
Will you go and look for a job Monday?
- If you let me see you Sunday too.
Why should I care if you find a job?
- Of course.
Why should you care?
Thanks for socking the guard.
No trouble. No trouble at all.
Yes?
My name is Marilyn.
Marilyn David. I forgot to tell you.
Thanks, Marilyn.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Hello.
Hello.
One o'clock tomorrow. Is that alright?
I was coming early in
the morning, to wait.
Why are you standing there?
To see if you'll open the door again.
Goodbye. Really.
Goodbye.
Hello.
Why won't you leave and save
me this embarrassment.?
What's that?
I've even forgotten where I live.
Here, hold this.
Oh dear.
- How about it?
Second ride, ten cents. Keep your seats.
Second ride, ten cents.
Let's do it again.
- Right you are.
Here, hold these.
Second ride. Keep your seats.
Ten cents, second ride.
Wait. Hold these.
What are you doing?
Fifty-fifty. You paid
for the first ride.
Twenty cents, please.
What is this fifty-fifty?
I can't keep letting you pay half.
Why not?
Twenty cents somebody.
Why should you pay?
- Because you have no job.
Twenty cents anybody.
Ready?
Ready.
Good.
That's all there is to tell about me.
I haven't many friends.
Practically none, but I don't mind.
I don't like friends either.
It must be deeper than that with me.
My people must belong to me.
Be part of me like ..
Like a pipe.
Did you ever have a pipe that ..
I know. My dad used to
have a pipe like that.
All caked up and burned black.
I was a little kid then.
I knew he loved that pipe.
It smelled so terrible.
One day I washed it for
him with soap and water.
Oh.
I would have liked your dad.
Even after that.
I know you would.
He was like you in a way.
Rather play than work.
Are you going to keep your
promise about finding a job?
Why are you so interested
in a job for me?
It's the right way to live, isn't it?
Instead of going along
from day to day just ..
Trusting something will
turn up to keep you going.
That's true, I suppose.
We're going to see each
other again, aren't we?
So often that you'll
get annoyed with me.
Do you think so?
Not really.
Do you want to hear a secret?
About you?
About both of us.
If I were ever to become
annoyed with you.
It would have happened years ago.
That's when I first started
thinking about you.
How you would look.
The way you would handle ..
What you'd say when we were together.
Do I live up to the picture?
Perfectly, even to being without a job.
But that's the way I wanted you to be.
So that when I met you actually ..
I could help you.
There's not much I can say after that.
If I simply told you I loved you.
It would sound rather flat.
Wouldn't it?
I don't think so.
Shall I try it?
Just to see how it sounds.
Will you mean it?
How could I help but mean it?
You try.
I love you.
Mama.
The man grabbed me.
I didn't grab ..
- You did too.
Papa, the man grabbed me.
Oh, the wise guy.
I think we'd better go now.
What shall we do tonight?
- Let's see.
What would you like to do?
What would you?
Let's have dinner.
Alright.
Same place as last night?
I love it.
And after dinner?
- Yes?
Some place where there aren't people.
Some place where we ..
- I know that place.
The swell-est spot in town.
Good.
What do you think?
It's perfect.
You're supposed to sit on the bench.
Right here.
And ..
Eat popcorn.
And watch the world go by.
Hey Eddie, when we get aboard,
grab those pictures in a hurry.
No fancy set-ups. I'll yell and you
snap them. With their mouths open.
Gee, I can't ever get ahead that way.
I got a reputation to look out for.
- Forget your reputation.
The only picture your family will
save is the one of your tombstone.
Yeah. Who we got?
- No big stuff.
An ambassador, 2 millionaires, president
of a pickle company and 3 actresses.
We'll knock 'em off quick.
3 actresses, you say?
- Yeah.
Pete.
- What?
Pete, look.
Three actresses.
Three of 'em.
I know I ain't asking much, but ..
Just give me enough time to get
a nice pose from one actress.
Just one.
What kind of a pose?
- Well.
Something .. something with
what you might call a lilt to it.
You know. Sitting on the railing.
Legs crossed?
- Yeah, legs crossed.
Something new?
- Yeah, something new.
Listen, genius. I got my regular
Thursday night date tonight.
I won't wait for you to snap no
actresses with no legs crossed.
Hey, what's more important?
Your date or my job?
What do you think?
There's no comparison.
You know something?
No reason why we can't force the city to
put a water bottle beside this bench.
A guy can't eat popcorn all
night without drinking something.
I said a man can't eat popcorn all
night without drinking something.
Oh.
Hey.
Look at me.
Pete. I want you to shake
hands with Lizzie Glutz.
Lizzie Glutz?
Yeah. Lizzie Glutz.
The girl we were talking about.
The girl you said I wasn't. Remember?
Who's going to meet some man
who sweeps her off the ground.
And he'd be broke and
neither of them would care.
All of a sudden, they would be
living in their own little world.
Oh.
So it happened, eh?
- Yep.
Just like I said it would.
You see, you were wrong.
Who is he?
Just a nobody.
You'd like him.
- Would I?
Pete, it's the swell-est feeling.
All at once, you're face to face.
You don't know how it happened,
but there you are.
From then on, it's just one
rollercoaster ride after another.
Wait until it happens to you.
Do you think it will?
Sure. It's bound to.
Then what will I do?
Well.
I know what I'll do.
Just sit on a bench and ..
Eat my popcorn and
watch the world go by.
Then, all at once there
won't be any more popcorn.
A man can't watch the world go
by without popcorn, can he?
Can he?
I bet he's a darned nice guy.
Yeah.
He is a darned nice guy.
Ah, I was nuts about this bench.
Weren't you?
I still am.
I'll put a 'For Rent' sign out tomorrow.
Pete, you're still the
best friend I've got.
What I do with him won't
make any difference with us.
No?
- No.
No. You don't understand about him.
I want you to meet him right away.
There's no reason why the
three of us can't get on.
You don't know your guys.
Look Pete, I don't want to lose you.
I won't.
I'm just 'old reliable'.
That's the way I stack up with you.
Alright. Forget about the For Rent sign.
If you're ever in a spot and need to
talk with someone on a Thursday night.
You know where to find me.
I'll be here.
But don't come unless you have to.
Because things can never
be the same anymore. Never.
You understand that, don't you?
Hiya, chief.
You want to see me?
Old Pete Dawes. The demon reporter.
Why not wake up and see what goes
on in front of those St Bernard eyes?
What?
Would it interest you to know
this beautiful, sunshiny morning ..
That the Duke of Loamshire and
his son arrived six weeks ago.
And they played around town ever
since without a line of print about it.
Well, how did they get in?
Phony names.
But where have you been?
We ran pictures of the kid when he
got engaged to that English girl.
Helen Fergus.
While you're walking
around in a trance ..
We have to pay a smart little
ticket clerk 5 bucks for the tip.
Okay. Where are they?
I don't know.
But they have sailing
reservations for tomorrow at noon.
Noon?
Here, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Here, take along this
picture and these clips.
So you'll know them from Adam.
You got a picture there of the
old man, the Duke of Loamshire.
And his son, Charles Gray Granton.
Lord Granton to you.
And keep your mouth shut about this.
We're the only sheet covering it.
- Fair enough.
As you're passing out 5 bucks for
new tips, I'll sell you a hot one.
What's that?
You'd get better stuff from
me if you up my salary.
Huh?
Send the five bucks to the house.
- Get out of here.
Dad, I'm sincere about this.
Of course you are.
You're sincere about everything.
For the moment.
If this is your way of
objecting to Marilyn ..
I don't object to her.
If you're set on marrying
Marilyn, I'll accept her.
So will your mother.
There are various ways of
dealing with a delicate situation.
You're diving into this all wrong.
Lies and cables.
It's all so crude.
- What should I do?
First, remember the family name.
We're proud of it.
We've never had any scandal or ..
Cheap notoriety attached to it.
But I've no intention of ..
- Alright.
Go back to England and tell your
mother about it as a son should.
See Helen.
Give her the chance of breaking
off the engagement decently.
Then, with your house in order you come
back here and ask Marilyn to marry you.
You'll have the right
to ask her after that.
I wonder what Marilyn would say ..
If I told her the truth.
Gray.
I called your office, but you'd left.
I thought this was the only way ..
- What's the matter?
I have a chance for a job.
Oh .. gee, that's great.
What kind of a job? Come on, tell me.
Well.
There is a factory in
the south. Virginia.
They want to open a
New York sales office.
That's all you need, Gray.
Just a chance to show
them what you can do.
I know, but ..
If I take it I'll have to leave
town for a couple of weeks.
You know. Go down to the
factory and study the product.
You see, it isn't an ordinary job.
There's a chance for real advancement.
Of course.
Just the thought of you
being gone so long.
Do you really feel that way about it?
Can't you tell?
I'll miss you even more.
You couldn't.
Come on, Eddie.
Wait a minute, I got something here.
- Come on.
Hey.
Say, what's the idea of visiting our
city without letting the papers know?
Papers?
Do you think New York should know ..
That it was visited by the
Duke of Loamshire and his son?
Alright, Eddie.
My good man, you must be mistaken.
No. I haven't missed picking
a celebrity in six years.
Come on. How about a statement as to why
you were here and what you were doing?
Look.
Can't you be a good sport and
sort-of forget you saw us?
We'd appreciate it tremendously.
- Oh.
Is it that important to you?
Just a moment. Let's get over there.
You know. There are times when a man ..
We assure you there is no
significance to the visit.
None at all.
We just came to enjoy ourselves quietly.
That is so.
A report of the trip in the papers
may cause personal embarrassment.
Miss Helen Fergus?
Yes. Yes, that's right.
You're still engaged, aren't you?
Yes, of course.
Well now ..
- Look here, young man.
We shall be glad enough to
make it worth your while.
Seventy, ninety, a hundred.
Alright. As far as I'm concerned,
I've never seen you.
You promise that?
- Sure.
Let's go, Eddie.
Pete.
- What?
Purser.
- Yes, sir?
See those two fellows there?
- Yes, sir.
Take good care of them.
- Yes, sir.
Hey .. what do you mean?
Promising those guys
you didn't see them.
What of it? You saw them, didn't you?
Let me out.
Pete.
- Hello.
This picture. Did you do it?
Sure. Why?
Did you see these people?
Did you talk to them?
Of course. Why all the excitement?
Why?
Because this Lord Granton.
This man engaged to a girl in England.
That's Charles Gray.
Charles Gray?
- Yeah. Charles Gray.
The nobody I was telling you about.
Charles Gray Granton.
So that's it.
That's why I got run out.
He told me he was going out
of town for a couple of weeks.
To get a job.
What did he say?
What did he talk about?
He just ..
Go on. I'm asking for it.
He said he'd just been fooling
around in America on the quiet.
He was going back to
marry that English dame.
His father offered me a hundred
bucks to keep the whole thing quiet.
That's swell, isn't it.
I did alright by myself, didn't I?
Ah, you dames can pick
yourselves more wrong guys ..
Come on. Let's go for a walk.
He was broke.
A nobody.
He loved me.
What did he think I was?
A cheap pretender like himself?
Will you quit getting
worked up about it.
If that guy ever comes
back here, I'll break his ..
Neck.
He won't come back.
Alright. What are you
going to do about it?
What can you do?
I'd like to do to him
what he's done to me.
Spoil his happiness.
Make him something to laugh at.
- Why not?
When you're the sap, you're the sap.
Anything you do makes
you even more of a sap.
There is a story for your paper.
'Lord Granton walks
out on poor working girl'.
Can't you see the headlines?
Yeah.
I can see the headlines.
Yes, I want to talk to Mr Dawes.
This is Miss David calling.
Marilyn David.
Hello, Pete?
But he is in.
You tell that gorilla if he
doesn't talk to me, I'll ..
Hello?
Hello?
Our reports are brief of course.
But the girl claims you ..
Well.
That you forced your
attentions upon her.
That she refused your
proposal of marriage.
And that finally, she forced
you to return to England.
Did she say that?
Obviously.
May I?
These statements followed
one newspaper story.
That you had been visiting
in America secretly.
I hadn't intended disturbing your trip.
But then we received a
report from England.
That a Miss Fergus had broken
her engagement to you.
After these reports had
appeared at home.
Now, newspapers from both sides demand
to know if you're actually aboard.
I hope you pardon me, but I
felt you should be prepared.
Thank you, Captain.
- But if I can help in any way.
Such as preventing the newspapermen from
embarrassing Lord Charles when we dock.
That will be quite alright.
Well, Marilyn.
Yes, there's Marilyn.
I can't understand it.
What's her idea? What's she after?
A girl of her type?
You'll hear from her later.
Asking for money to
stop further publicity.
What a gal.
I must admit she had
me fooled completely.
There will be reporters on the dock
at Southampton asking for statements.
I'll give them a statement.
- No, you won't.
Dad, if I knew I'd drag my family
into a cheap scandal like this ..
We can stand that.
But we've got to be sure that
nothing is done to encourage it.
If we can only stop her without
resorting to the law courts.
That shouldn't be difficult.
Now that I know her language.
The company for the current fiscal year.
Shows a 33 percent decrease.
From the previous 12-month period.
This should not, by any means be
construed as a natural loss in business.
It must be remembered ..
That ..
Well, young man? Well ..?
It must be remembered.
That the ..
Margin of profits on our goods has been
cut by the rising cost of raw materials.
Therefore ..
Are you listening, Miss David?
Pardon me.
Now what?
Nothing.
Nothing important.
Look.
Just because you have your
name in all the papers ..
There's no reason I shouldn't get
a little work done around here.
Will you please listen to me?
Excuse me, Mr Hankerson.
Let's see. Where were we? Oh.
By the rising costs of raw materials.
There .. fore ..
Could you by any chance
be too good for this job?
You know, I'm still paying your salary
and I want some attention around here.
My dear Duchess.
By the rising costs of raw
materials .. therefore ..
Therefore, my neck. I quit.
- But ..
But, Miss David?
Right in the middle of a paragraph.
Go ahead. Shoot.
No.
Give me some popcorn.
Say.
I'm sorry about not getting
here last Thursday. I ..
Work.
Uhuh.
Alright. Why?
Why what?
- You know what.
Why did you print those fake stories?
Oh, that.
Go ahead.
Okay.
I did it because I love you.
And that guy Gray hurt you.
Nobody is going to hurt you while
I'm around and get away with it.
That's what I thought.
You old windmill.
At least nobody will ever
walk out on you again.
You're somebody now.
- Yeah. 'Somebody' is right.
Everybody pointing at me on the subway.
On the street.
Photographers trying
to break in my house.
You're a celebrity.
One of those odd people made strangely
important by ordinary newspaper print.
Strangely important?
A busted romance.
No job.
No job?
- No job.
And this.
There's a sweet boyfriend for you.
Yep. Sweet.
And to the point.
Well, if he wants to be forgotten.
Here is the one who can do it.
That's the stuff.
Pete, you're a smart guy. What do poor
little working girls usually do next?
They usually drown themselves
one way or the other.
I'll take the other.
Come on, get them on.
Never mind the menu. Here is the idea.
I want a glass, see.
- Yes.
About this high.
- Yes.
Maybe higher.
I don't care what you put in it.
Scotch, hair tonic, rat poison ..
But when it's all gone, I want
to be laying a neat little heap.
Right there.
Yeah.
Make it two.
Yeah.
There's one thing about Gray.
He gave me the swell-est
moments I've ever had in my life.
How much would it cost for a
poor little working girl to forget?
Alright. I'm quiet.
If you pull another
crack about that guy ..
Pete.
Where have you been?
I figure seeing you when we had
that murder here last month.
I'm handling ship news now, Nate.
A byline and everything. You read it?
- No.
You must meet Marilyn David.
Marilyn, this is Nate Porcopolis, the
Marilyn David, yes?
Yeah, I've read about her.
Kicking that Lord or
what-you-call-him back in England.
Say.
You wrote it, no?
Yes .. he wrote it.
Lady, you got the right idea.
Kick them foreigners
back where they belong.
How's business?
Ah, this is it.
We have too many nightclubs around here.
If we haven't got
something to drag them in ..
We starve.
Will you have something, Nate?
Four in one.
Say.
Who is this lady's manager?
Manager?
- Yeah.
I was thinking.
With all her publicity.
People talking about her.
You know, last year I
booked the Krabaski dame.
That chopped her husband with an ax.
A swell business for a while.
She sang a sad song about her mother.
Now.
If your girlfriend is looking
for some fellow that ..
Could show her the ropes.
You know, cash in.
I wouldn't mind maybe ..
- What are you talking about?
I'm her manager.
What do you know about managing?
Whose widow did you ever book who
chopped her husband with an ax?
I know enough to realize I have the
greatest attraction in the business.
Nate. Now. This minute.
All I need do is walk on the street
and yell that Lynn David's inside.
And this place gets jammed to the walls.
That's not so easy.
Now, when I booked the Krabaski dame ..
Come on. Forget about that meat-chopper.
I'm talking about a class attraction.
A girl to draw the best people in town.
Even to this joint.
You think so?
You know what I would if I was running
this place? I'd sign her right now.
Get a bigger band, doll the place up.
Get ready for the best business in town.
Hey. That costs money.
- Not half as much as you think.
I handle the publicity and show you
how to really go to town on a story.
Not only that.
We're not even asking for a salary.
All you do is turn over a
percentage of the profits.
Now, is there anything wrong with that?
Well, no.
She might clean up at that.
It's a cinch.
Look. Here's what we'll do.
Say.
Haven't I anything to do with all this?
You don't object to making more money
than you ever saw in your life, do you?
No.
I just thought.
You might ask me what
I thought about it.
You could do a nice little act.
Something simple like ..
Yeah.
Like Mrs Krabaski maybe?
Yes.
Somebody is wrong.
What can you lose?
Pete.
You're crazy.
I have no more business
in a nightclub than ..
Than your grandmother.
They'll throw eggs at me.
Maybe tomatoes.
I can't .. oh.
But who cares?
At least we're living.
That's all that matters.
At least we're living.
That's the stuff, Lynn.
Nate, you're set.
For the first time in your life
you're really in the money.
I'm going the limit on this.
Publicity that's worth twenty
times as much as advertising.
It won't cost you a cent.
That's what I like. Something
that won't cost me a cent.
Boy, what an attraction.
- Do you think so?
You can't miss.
That's what I like.
Something that cannot miss.
She's all ours.
- All ours.
Bills.
Bills.
And you told me it wouldn't cost a cent.
But Nate, think of it.
A sign that goes on and
off one line at a time.
Yeah.
On and off. One line at a time.
Three hundred bucks a day.
What's the matter?
What's the matter? Can't you hear?
I'll never be any good.
- Pete said you don't have to be good.
He did, did he?
Sing!
Nate, how do you like it?
- How do I like it? Look.
Paul Bradberry, Lady Ralston.
Who's this Prince with a
bunch of Zs in his name?
Here's this guy Bishop.
He's worth about 8 million bucks.
Sure.
- Look.
We even got a Sultan here.
How did we get so many
big-shots at the opening?
They had to come after
reading the papers.
All these foreigners
the with fancy names.
Listen, I didn't miss one boat that
docked in New York in the past month.
What do you think I talked about
when I had to interview these mugs?
And I get a bill for that next?
No, just an expense sheet.
- I'd rather have a bill.
[ Door knocks ]
Who is it?
- Me.
Go jump in the lake.
Lynn. You should see
the people. It's packed.
The classiest mob that's ever poked
its head inside of a nightclub.
I told you we'd do it.
They are waiting to see you.
Waiting to see me.
One schooner of Highballs and I wake
up with my name on the billboard.
Pete, can't you see how silly it is?
Now let's pretend we're sane
and call the whole thing off.
No. Why do that?
Why? Look at me.
I'm supposed to go out
there and try to sing.
To try to dance.
Yes.
And in this outfit, I can't even walk.
Gosh.
Does it really make you walk like that?
Yes.
You'll come out alright.
Just sing a number and do your dance.
They just want a chance
to look you over.
Yeah?
I'd like to see you go out there
in this and let them look you over.
I feel like .. like a fancy porch swing.
Lynn.
Lynn.
- What?
Now Pete, you shouldn't have.
That's alright.
There's lots of other stuff.
Where did you get those?
The whole layout cost
me 87 bucks and a half.
From five feet away nobody
can tell the difference.
Now we don't know where
this stuff came from.
There will be rumors
of course that this ..
Trinket was given to you by the
prince of some place or other.
And this little token
of esteem from the ..
Duke of whatchamacallit.
- Hmm.
This from a King of some
little country or other.
I'll work out a good gag on that.
- Naturally.
We pay no attention to rumors.
We just wear our jewelry
and let people talk.
Pete, isn't there something missing?
Missing?
- Yeah.
Where's that little gadget
I got from Napoleon?
It wouldn't be a bad idea at that.
I wonder what's happened
to Lizzie Glutz.
[ Door knocks ]
Miss David.
- Is that me?
That's you.
Miss David, we're waiting.
- She's coming.
Oh no.
- Come on. Buck up.
You know, just to show me
that everything is alright.
Great.
Now what?
Pete, someday I'll knock you down and
walk all over that funny face of yours.
Good.
Say.
That.
The first little bracelet I gave
you is personal. It's from me.
It's on the level.
No kidding?
No kidding.
Now, go out and murder them.
Murder them? Do you know
you're talking to the corpse?
Go on .. go on.
Go on .. go on.
Introduction.
Sing.
[ Laughter ]
Introduction.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm going to let you in on
something because I have to.
I'm so scared I can't even remember
the first words of the song.
[ Laughter ]
As long as I've told you that,
I might as well tell you the rest.
I'm supposed to sing and dance.
I've had three dancing lessons.
And my legs are so
stiff I can hardly walk.
My singing is a little better because
I've had four lessons with it.
But it still sounds like four lessons.
[ Laughter ]
I know why you're here.
And you know why I'm here.
I'm just a freak.
As an entertainer I'll probably be
the worst flop to ever hit New York.
But good or bad, I'm going to try again.
If I can ever get started.
Is that fair enough?
[ Applause ]
Nate, you have a smart routine
for that girl. Plenty smart.
Yeah.
That's the stuff.
Oscar, what's the
first line of the song?
'My heart sings a serenade'.
- Oh.
Thanks, Oscar. Alright, play.
My heart sings a serenade.
One that ..
No .. it's gone.
If there's something .. you desire.
Oscar.
That romance.
I forget what comes next.
But it's about music and
talking and then we kiss.
Bliss.
I adore you.
And when you hear my creation.
Yeah. I need more singing.
Elation.
That has to be right. It rhymes.
If you think this is a cinch.
Just get up and try it sometime.
I've never forgotten so many words
in my life but I know the finish ..
I think. It's ..
Something about romance.
I told you.
Dance .. dance.
Alright. If you can stand for
that here comes the dance.
Alright, play Oscar.
That's not so bad, is it.
Mister, you saved my life.
I might have broken my leg.
Get off his lap.
Please, Daisy.
This is all in fun.
I just happened to fall.
I said get off his lap.
Look, if this is too much
for you, why stay?
Why don't you try and put me out?
I'm not here for that, but there are ..
Waiter.
Pulling your cheap tricks on me.
It's alright. I think you're great.
Oscar, where were we?
I don't know.
Start anyway. You can't hurt the dance.
That's enough of that.
Hello, city desk? This is Pete Dawes.
I've got a pip for you. Listen.
Well, there you are.
I sure gummed that up.
- You think so?
They're crazy about you. We're set.
We're in the papers again.
- Papers?
What did I do now?
- What did you do?
You gave the air to the
girlfriend of Otto Bushe.
The best-known playboy in New York.
Oh no.
Watch the papers grab it.
Two front page names in one story.
Peter.
Could you by any chance
be living my life for me?
What next I wonder?
That girl can do more startling things.
You should be startled
personally sometime.
I wouldn't mind in the least.
Tell me.
Is she really as gorgeous as all this?
You've no intention of ..
- No intention. Just ..
Yes, she's something
to think about alright.
Of course, I didn't see
her in quite that way.
That was your mistake.
Right.
What would you do if you ever
were to run across her again?
Just what half the men in
America are trying to do.
And like it. Why not?
You wouldn't mind introducing
a pal, would you?
Bonsoir, Mademoiselle.
- Hello.
Hey.
Hey what?
Do you realize I've hardly
seen you in weeks?
Why don't you stick
around once in a while?
Just to see if I'm getting
older or something.
I suppose you think I ..?
Sit down. You'll wear a path in the rug.
I know it was my idea to have you
step out once in a while but I didn't ..
It was your idea alright.
I must be seen in the right places
with the right people .. correct?
But look, I didn't mean all the time.
A fellow gets kinda lonesome sitting
around and talking to himself.
What are you doing
after the show tonight?
A date.
The old guy with the 43 Creameries.
I suppose you've forgotten that
you introduced me to him.
Call it off. You know, say you're sick,
you had your throat cut, or something.
Why?
Well.
Alright.
Just you and I tonight.
- Nothing fancy now, just ..
Marie?
- Oui, Mademoiselle?
Call Mr Decker and tell him
I'm staying home tonight.
With a headache.
Yes, Mademoiselle.
We'll leave these here where
you won't forget them.
Where is the butter and salt?
Right on the floor beside
you where you put them.
I'm kinda absent-minded.
Lynn.
- Uhuh?
I was just thinking.
[ Telephone ]
Why don't you tear that
thing out by the roots.
It might be one of those people.
You know, the 'right' people.
Here, hold this.
I'll take care of that call.
Hello.
Who's calling?
Mr Randall?
She's not in.
What?
This is her father.
Papa gets burned up, huh?
The way those mugs talk
you'd think they owned you.
How do you think I feel about it?
Do you think I asked for this?
No time for myself.
Working most of the night.
Reporters hounding me all the time.
People expect me to do something
crazy every time I step outside.
Why haven't you thought of pushing
me over Niagara Falls in a kiddie car?
Can't we call the whole thing off?
It was my idea and I'm
admitting it's wrong.
Oh.
We could go away someplace.
To the mountains maybe.
Where you could get some rest.
And then ..
Well.
Lynn, I know I'm just a mug.
No class or even a crease
in my pants. But ..
You know what I'm trying to say.
How do you feel about it?
Pete .. something happened to me.
I'm not going to be satisfied
until I find out why.
Are you going to let that guy
bother you the rest of your life?
I can tell you this because
I know you'll understand.
I feel.
I feel like a kid feels when someone
he loves slaps him in the face.
He's hurt. He's angry.
But he still loves.
I thought for a while this crazy
existence we're thrown into might ..
Knock that romantic schoolkid
heart out of me.
But it hasn't.
The same old Lynn.
Pete, I've got to see him.
Sure you do.
I wonder what would happen if I took
one of those London nightclub offers.
Then if he really wanted to see me ..
You do that, and he'll be
camping on the doorstep.
Say, how many times must I say you've
developed into a mighty swell dish?
I'm going to London.
And what's going to happen?
You'll see Gray, find out in minutes
he's still a lug and tear back home.
At least I'd know.
Right .. I'm just blabbing.
Sure. You go ahead. I'll stay here
and sort-of keep things rolling.
You're coming along.
- Me?
Yes, you.
What do you expect to do while I'm
barging around a strange country?
Stay here and write fan letters?
Oh, Lynn.
- Oh, nothing.
Why the devil anyone wants
to go over to that darned ..
Gentlemen, Miss David looks ahead with
high anticipation to her work in London.
Of course, there may be some difficulty
in arranging her daily routine.
Do you have honey here?
Honey?
Yes, that stuff from bees.
- Naturally.
That's fine. Because Miss David must
have her honey-bath every morning.
Do you mean she actually bathes in it?
Why not? It's the best
skin tonic in the world.
Alright, sir.
Telegram for Miss David.
Miss David has a system to keep her in
trim before appearing at Club Intimate.
An exercise known all over America
as the 'Lynn David' method.
Pardon me, but may I ask a question?
Certainly.
Has Miss David any intention
of seeing Lord Granton?
Well.
As a matter of fact ..
- Pete.
You gentlemen have been
very nice. We appreciate it.
Anytime you're near our hotel,
drop up. Make yourself at home.
My question, sir?
We have something on tap.
Scotch or a swig of sherry.
After all, the press has always been our
greatest friend. Good day, gentlemen.
I didn't know what to say for a minute.
Out of a clear sky ..
That's great.
Swell.
I was afraid for a while.
I knew he'd pop up.
You wise guy.
Something about ..
Romance.
Well, here goes.
Hello.
Hello.
Marilyn.
There are so many things we
might explain to each other.
Of why we did what we did.
But it would be so much easier
to pretend it never happened.
Wouldn't it?
No.
There's one thing I have to know.
Gray, when you left me.
Did you have any intention
of ever coming back?
Yes.
I believe you.
That's why I want to explain what I did.
I don't want explanations. Honestly.
You're here.
I'm here.
Hello there.
- Hello.
How do you do?
- How are you?
Let's get away from this mob.
How are you?
- How do you do.
I'll change alone later, Marie.
You can go now.
Merci, Mademoiselle.
Thanks for the lovely flowers.
- My pleasure.
Bonsoir, Mademoiselle.
- Goodnight.
You're prettier than ever, aren't you.
I couldn't say.
Do you mind if I say it?
No.
Are you glad I said it?
Yes.
Then maybe you wouldn't mind if
I said I loved you as much as ever.
More than ever.
Because that's the way I feel.
A man can't help the way he feels.
How about a woman?
It's the same with a woman, I guess.
Miss David wants to see
you sir, in her dressing room.
Thanks.
[ Buzzer ]
Come in.
How are you?
Oh.
How do you do?
Marilyn.
Coming.
Pete.
This is Charles Granton.
'Gray', for short.
Gray, this is Peter Dawes. Pete.
Mr Dawes, we've met.
That's right.
Yes, you have met.
Yes, indeed.
Pete. Mr Granton and I
are going out for a while.
You don't mind?
- No. Why should I?
I just wanted to let you know.
See you tomorrow.
Pete is my best friend.
Have a good time.
You lug.
[ Buzzer ]
Pete.
Where are you going?
I didn't want to awaken you.
I was going to leave word
downstairs I'd be back tonight.
Some place with Gray?
Yes. Just a little trip into
the country for a rest.
This is a Sunday.
I don't have to work tonight.
Sure.
Can I talk to you a minute?
Yes, of course.
I'm sailing today.
Sailing?
Why?
I can't express it exactly.
But you've been going along so swell and
I seem to be in the way more and more.
That's not true.
- It is true.
Can't you see you've
reached a point where ..
Where I can't help you anymore.
Where the best thing for both of us
is for me to bow out in a hurry.
I couldn't stay here without you.
What about Gray?
Don't you intend to keep on seeing him?
Yes, but ..
- Alright.
You know what's going to happen. I know.
He seems to be nice guy
and he's crazy about you.
All of a sudden,
you'll be married to him.
That's what's in your
heart, isn't it? Honestly?
That's all great with me.
I'm glad to see you get what you wanted.
Now my job's finished, I go home.
Pete.
Have I hurt you?
- Nah.
I'm the one that should ask that.
You'll never be sore about the crazy
way I shoved you into this racket?
Of course not.
You know it made some things possible.
Things that can't have
happened otherwise.
Yeah, I guess it did.
Okay.
Just tell them at the club I got a cable
from New York with bad news. Anything.
Wait.
You've definitely decided to go back?
I can't stop you?
I'll call up Gray and tell him I'm
going down to the boat with you.
No. Please.
I'd just rather say goodbye to you here.
You know how it is.
- You leave so suddenly.
Look.
If things don't go so well with you.
But they will. I know they will.
Goodbye, Lynn.
Pete.
So long.
What's the matter?
You've been so quiet all morning.
I know.
I'm alright now.
- Good.
Here you are, sir.
As nice a lunch as ever you wanted, sir.
Thanks. We're hungry.
Eat while you're young.
That's what I always say.
That's what I always say too.
You're a lady after my own heart, Miss.
Four and sixpence, sir.
Pardon sir, but have you
followed the high road yet?
I don't know. We're ..
We're just driving wherever
we feel like driving.
Right?
- Right.
I know, sir.
I used to be that way myself once, sir.
That's why you should
follow the high road.
You drive a bit until you come to the
spot where the stream meets the road.
Are you interested, sir?
- Yes. Go on.
Well.
When you come to the spot where
the stream meets the road.
You stop your car.
See the idea, sir?
And you leave your car.
Across the little bridge.
Little bridge?
Yes, sir.
There you are.
Right on the little island.
With a place to sit.
Beneath the tree.
Thirty years ago it was, sir.
Thirty years ago, what was?
Thirty years ago.
That my wife said she'd marry me.
Right underneath that tree.
Hugo.
Yes, my love?
Stop your annoying.
And take up that muck
where you dropped it.
Yes, my love.
Thirty years ago it was.
Right under that tree.
Perhaps you'd better
take the low road, sir.
He'll take the high road and like it.
The high road it is.
- Yes, sir. You ..
Hugo.
Yes, my love?
Your lunch.
And all of a sudden.
We cross the little bridge.
Thirty years ago, right here.
It must have been funny in a way.
I'd have loved to have seen them.
Hugo and Lizzie Glutz.
Who told you that was her name?
- It had to be.
I bet she sat right here
where I'm sitting.
And Hugo stood up because he
had on his Sunday trousers.
Then, Hugo stood up.
Hugo is that sort of a duck.
Probably they didn't talk
for about ten minutes.
Because they'd seen each
other the Sunday before.
And nothing happened to
either of them since then.
At once, Hugo pulled at his collar.
And then said: 'Lizzie'.
'All I know is that you're gorgeous'.
Of course, Lizzie knew
what Hugo would say next.
But she wanted to hear him say it.
Marilyn.
Do you realize what's happened to you?
You're known all over the world.
Men everywhere have talked about you.
Wanted you.
Even though they knew you
were way beyond their reach.
Now those people, the same persons who
laughed when they thought I'd lost you.
Are going to see that you belong to me.
That you always did belong to me.
This ain't private, is it?
No, don't let me bother you.
The 'No' Girl may say 'Yes'.
Boy, there is a girl
come up from nowhere.
I wonder how much dough
that Englishman's got.
She doesn't care.
No?
How do you figure it?
It's just my guess.
Maybe so. But a couple of million
bucks comes in handy in a cold winter.
Two million bucks or two cents.
It makes no difference to that girl.
She has an idea in the back of her head
about what the perfect life should be.
She's not going to stop
hunting until she finds it.
I suppose you got this
all straight from her.
Darned right.
She was sat where you are now.
Here?
Yeah.
- With you?
Yeah.
I think I'll be going.
Popcorn. All the way from America.
Mr Pete must have been drunk.
He knows what he's doing.
'I just remembered how tough
it is to get popcorn in London'.
'Have you and Gray found a bench yet'?
'Best. Pete'.
You old windmill.
'P.S. When is that wedding coming off'?
Is something wrong, Mademoiselle?
No.
[ Buzzer ]
I'll answer it.
Right on the hour.
- Hmm.
Is that the reception I get?
I'm tired.
Oh.
You haven't anything arranged
for this afternoon, have you?
Nothing much. Just tea at the Clives.
They've been hounding me for weeks.
Absolutely dying to get a first hand
view of the notorious Marilyn David.
We're not going to the Clives.
And why not?
We're not going. That's all.
It's too bad my friends annoy you.
Gray.
We'll have to decide
something right now.
I came to England because I loved you.
Because I thought you still loved me.
But .. something is wrong.
Something changed.
Have you ever really forgiven me
for what happened in America?
I told you. I was as
much to blame as you.
Then, what is it? Why can't we
be satisfied with each other?
Why do you insist on spending day and
night putting ourselves on display?
Is that the only thrill you
get out of being with me?
I've been selfish, I suppose.
Why don't you get away from
the nightclub for a while?
It could be arranged, couldn't it?
Yes.
We could go into the country.
To some little inn.
Where we could be alone.
For about a week.
For about a week?
- Yes.
Some little Inn?
Yes.
That wouldn't bother you, would it?
Then what?
Well.
Back to London as though we
were never away. Is that it?
Marilyn.
What on earth do you gain by adopting
this attitude of an offended schoolgirl?
You're promoted and managed
by an out-and-out blackmailer.
Gray.
- Sail to England with him.
Yet, when I suggest we
spend a week at an Inn ..
You'd think ..
[ Telephone ]
[ Telephone ]
Shall I answer it?
Yes?
Who?
Photographers from the
American syndicates.
Photographers?
You don't want to see them, do you?
Send them right in.
- We can't to see them here.
I'll handle it.
Entertain them until I'm ready.
But this isn't exactly the place.
- What's wrong? You must show the world.
Marilyn.
Marilyn.
What's the meaning
of all these pictures?
We have to be prepared in
case of a surprise wedding.
Wedding?
Sure. And our papers will
have honeymoon pictures.
Haven't I anything to say about this?
Sure you have.
You can make your statement
after I make mine.
Come on, boys.
Bring your cameras in here.
Marilyn, what are you doing?
You've been playing
around with a celebrity.
All the time I've been Lizzie Glutz
enough to think you were on the level.
Come on boys, get some of this.
Now I show you how this
celebrity racket really works.
The way Pete taught me.
- Hold it.
That's a pip. No matter what
you do, surprise them.
Marilyn, don't. I admit it. I was wrong.
Hey.
Thanks.
- It's alright.
You agree finally.
Don't bother because you're right again.
The whole thing is off. I'm walking out.
Don't pack them, dump them.
Marie, get that stuff down to the
boat and I'll meet you later.
Marilyn, please.
- Here, grab this.
Where's the phone?
- There.
Tell your papers I'm going home to
sit on a bench and eat popcorn.
Maybe he'll show up and
maybe he won't. If he does ..
I'm going to sit and watch the world
go by with the greatest mug on earth.
Hey.
Hey, you're practically going backwards.
What do you want me to do?
Smash my cab for a buck and a quarter?
Don't let a little snow
make a monkey of you.
The boat will be half way back
to England before we show up.
[ Buzzer ]
Yes?
- Reporters, Miss David.
Pete?
Marilyn .. it's Eddie.
Marilyn.
- Where's Pete?
I don't know. He didn't come with us.
Marilyn, look. We have time for
a couple of swell pictures.
I even brought along my portrait lens.
Marilyn, look. The portrait lens.
Will you forget the Cook's Tour?
I want to go to Pier 27.
Say, listen. If you don't like
the way I drive this crate ..
Hey, stop!
What's the matter?
- Stop.
Popcorn. Make it a large
one with lots of butter.
Seven cents sir, please.
Hey, seven cents, please.
Let me have a dime for the popcorn.
My money is in my other suit.
In your other suit, huh?
- Yes.
What was you going to use for cab-fare?
Well.
Wait a minute, I can fix this.
All you must do is ..
Seven cents, please.
I want my seven cents.
Ship news? Is Peter Dawes there?
Pete?
No, ma'am. He never
works on Thursday nights.
Thursday night?
Drive. I'll tell you where later.
42nd and 5th.
Hurry.
Pete.
Lynn.
Oh.
Pete. What in the world happened to you?
Oh, I just won a bag of popcorn.
Say, what's happened
to you? Your clothes?
I just made a phone call.
Look.
All the way across the Atlantic
and I find that on our bench.
Hey, you.
Remember me?
Yeah.
Boo!
Boy, this is what I call living.
You old mug.
Take off your shoes and kiss me.
..s-d..
Right. Big stuff.
Of course, there's different
ways of watching.
Take the guy that eats peanuts.
Every time he cracks a shell, he must
see his thumb is in just the right spot.
Then he has to take the peanuts out.
Then he has to throw the shell away.
A guy like that can't concentrate.
See what I mean?
- Hmm. Perfectly.
But popcorn? Popcorn was made
for watching the world go by.
Look.
I stick my hand in the bag without
taking my eyes off the street.
I throw some popcorn in my craw.
I chew.
And I'm still looking.
That's what I call class.
Sure. Peanut-eaters
don't know how to live.
Lynn.
Hmm?
Tell me something.
Do you love me?
No.
That's the way to talk.
No worries, no jealousies. Just meeting
you every Thursday to eat our popcorn.
Why don't you love me?
Maybe I don't know what
love is. But I think I do.
What do you think?
- About love?
About love.
Well.
I think when it hits me I'll start
walking three feet off the ground.
You can duplicate that with a shot
of bourbon on an empty stomach.
And if the man has a mole on
his nose I won't be able to see it.
I can do that with bourbon too.
And I have a feeling.
That when I find him,
he'll be flat broke.
Right. When you're married you won't be
able to quit your job until you have to.
There's many reasons why you'll have to.
That's the fun of being married.
- Fun?
You do your own cooking and washing.
You'll lose you figure.
And I'll love it.
Yeah?
- Yeah.
That's never going to happen to you.
Why not?
Because something tells you
that's the ideal existence.
And it is.
But the minute you're smart enough
to realize that, and to reach for it.
You might as well give up
because you'll never get it.
You newspaper men know everything.
- Sure.
What you're trying to
be is a Lizzie Glutz.
Lizzie Glutz?
That girl that runs her own
little world to suit herself.
Because she's too unimportant
to have the world run her.
That sounds great to me.
- Of course it does.
The smarter you are the harder
you try for that kind of life.
Lizzie Glutz is Lizzie
Glutz simply because ..
She's too darned dumb
to be anything else.
And that's not you.
Pete, you're talking
through your nose again.
There's a dame for you.
You try to tell her she's got it in her
to be big stuff and what does she do?
She says let's go for a walk.
Only as far as the subway.
I have to work tonight.
Is that boat docking?
- Yeah.
I must interview a visiting boob ..
And ask what he thinks of our
beautiful buildings and tall women.
Someday, I'd like to go down
and meet a boat with you.
Just to see what celebrities are like.
If people really knew, there
wouldn't be any celebrities.
Look.
Get them on.
Just a grandpa at heart.
Thursday?
- Same bench?
Same time.
- So long, Lynn.
Lizzie Glutz to you.
Let 'em off, boys. Let 'em off, boys.
Watch your step.
Let 'em off, boys. Let 'em off, boys.
Watch your step.
Watch your step.
Ouch.
Say, you're practically
threatening the lady.
Shut up and turn around before
somebody steps in your face.
Let me out of here.
A wise-guy, huh?
Come on, let's get inside.
- A wise-guy.
Going round knocking people down.
How'd you like a sock in the kisser?
Now you let him alone.
Sorry you fell over but the
lady was in some difficulty.
Oh, so I fell over?
Maybe like you're going to fall over.
Alright, break it up. Break it up.
Get out before they arrest you.
Come on. Hurry up.
Don't look back, but is
anybody following us?
I can't see without looking.
- Let's duck into a store.
Oh mister. Whatever you do,
never sock a Subway Guard.
Not even for you?
Well ..
What is it, please?
We're just ..
We're just browsing around.
- Browsing?
What for, an artificial leg?
Huh?
Well.
It's been a lovely day.
- Yes.
Lovely.
- Yes.
Good day.
- Good day.
Good day.
Good day.
Well, this is it.
It can wait.
Uhuh.
Oh .. did I thank you for dinner?
- Yes.
Three times.
Am I going to see you again?
Why not?
- Of course. Why not?
Did anyone ever tell you that
you talk like an Englishman?
Well, I was born in England.
Maybe that's why.
- Yes. Maybe that's why.
Yes.
I don't know what I'm
talking about. Do you?
No. But it's fun.
Well.
May I see you tomorrow?
For what?
- For more fun.
What's your name?
- Gray.
Charles Gray.
Tomorrow is Saturday.
You work in the morning?
No.
Do you work Fridays?
- Nope.
Do you work any day?
- No.
Don't you want to work?
- Yes.
Why not look for a job tomorrow?
Because tomorrow I want to be with you.
Will you go and look for a job Monday?
- If you let me see you Sunday too.
Why should I care if you find a job?
- Of course.
Why should you care?
Thanks for socking the guard.
No trouble. No trouble at all.
Yes?
My name is Marilyn.
Marilyn David. I forgot to tell you.
Thanks, Marilyn.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Hello.
Hello.
One o'clock tomorrow. Is that alright?
I was coming early in
the morning, to wait.
Why are you standing there?
To see if you'll open the door again.
Goodbye. Really.
Goodbye.
Hello.
Why won't you leave and save
me this embarrassment.?
What's that?
I've even forgotten where I live.
Here, hold this.
Oh dear.
- How about it?
Second ride, ten cents. Keep your seats.
Second ride, ten cents.
Let's do it again.
- Right you are.
Here, hold these.
Second ride. Keep your seats.
Ten cents, second ride.
Wait. Hold these.
What are you doing?
Fifty-fifty. You paid
for the first ride.
Twenty cents, please.
What is this fifty-fifty?
I can't keep letting you pay half.
Why not?
Twenty cents somebody.
Why should you pay?
- Because you have no job.
Twenty cents anybody.
Ready?
Ready.
Good.
That's all there is to tell about me.
I haven't many friends.
Practically none, but I don't mind.
I don't like friends either.
It must be deeper than that with me.
My people must belong to me.
Be part of me like ..
Like a pipe.
Did you ever have a pipe that ..
I know. My dad used to
have a pipe like that.
All caked up and burned black.
I was a little kid then.
I knew he loved that pipe.
It smelled so terrible.
One day I washed it for
him with soap and water.
Oh.
I would have liked your dad.
Even after that.
I know you would.
He was like you in a way.
Rather play than work.
Are you going to keep your
promise about finding a job?
Why are you so interested
in a job for me?
It's the right way to live, isn't it?
Instead of going along
from day to day just ..
Trusting something will
turn up to keep you going.
That's true, I suppose.
We're going to see each
other again, aren't we?
So often that you'll
get annoyed with me.
Do you think so?
Not really.
Do you want to hear a secret?
About you?
About both of us.
If I were ever to become
annoyed with you.
It would have happened years ago.
That's when I first started
thinking about you.
How you would look.
The way you would handle ..
What you'd say when we were together.
Do I live up to the picture?
Perfectly, even to being without a job.
But that's the way I wanted you to be.
So that when I met you actually ..
I could help you.
There's not much I can say after that.
If I simply told you I loved you.
It would sound rather flat.
Wouldn't it?
I don't think so.
Shall I try it?
Just to see how it sounds.
Will you mean it?
How could I help but mean it?
You try.
I love you.
Mama.
The man grabbed me.
I didn't grab ..
- You did too.
Papa, the man grabbed me.
Oh, the wise guy.
I think we'd better go now.
What shall we do tonight?
- Let's see.
What would you like to do?
What would you?
Let's have dinner.
Alright.
Same place as last night?
I love it.
And after dinner?
- Yes?
Some place where there aren't people.
Some place where we ..
- I know that place.
The swell-est spot in town.
Good.
What do you think?
It's perfect.
You're supposed to sit on the bench.
Right here.
And ..
Eat popcorn.
And watch the world go by.
Hey Eddie, when we get aboard,
grab those pictures in a hurry.
No fancy set-ups. I'll yell and you
snap them. With their mouths open.
Gee, I can't ever get ahead that way.
I got a reputation to look out for.
- Forget your reputation.
The only picture your family will
save is the one of your tombstone.
Yeah. Who we got?
- No big stuff.
An ambassador, 2 millionaires, president
of a pickle company and 3 actresses.
We'll knock 'em off quick.
3 actresses, you say?
- Yeah.
Pete.
- What?
Pete, look.
Three actresses.
Three of 'em.
I know I ain't asking much, but ..
Just give me enough time to get
a nice pose from one actress.
Just one.
What kind of a pose?
- Well.
Something .. something with
what you might call a lilt to it.
You know. Sitting on the railing.
Legs crossed?
- Yeah, legs crossed.
Something new?
- Yeah, something new.
Listen, genius. I got my regular
Thursday night date tonight.
I won't wait for you to snap no
actresses with no legs crossed.
Hey, what's more important?
Your date or my job?
What do you think?
There's no comparison.
You know something?
No reason why we can't force the city to
put a water bottle beside this bench.
A guy can't eat popcorn all
night without drinking something.
I said a man can't eat popcorn all
night without drinking something.
Oh.
Hey.
Look at me.
Pete. I want you to shake
hands with Lizzie Glutz.
Lizzie Glutz?
Yeah. Lizzie Glutz.
The girl we were talking about.
The girl you said I wasn't. Remember?
Who's going to meet some man
who sweeps her off the ground.
And he'd be broke and
neither of them would care.
All of a sudden, they would be
living in their own little world.
Oh.
So it happened, eh?
- Yep.
Just like I said it would.
You see, you were wrong.
Who is he?
Just a nobody.
You'd like him.
- Would I?
Pete, it's the swell-est feeling.
All at once, you're face to face.
You don't know how it happened,
but there you are.
From then on, it's just one
rollercoaster ride after another.
Wait until it happens to you.
Do you think it will?
Sure. It's bound to.
Then what will I do?
Well.
I know what I'll do.
Just sit on a bench and ..
Eat my popcorn and
watch the world go by.
Then, all at once there
won't be any more popcorn.
A man can't watch the world go
by without popcorn, can he?
Can he?
I bet he's a darned nice guy.
Yeah.
He is a darned nice guy.
Ah, I was nuts about this bench.
Weren't you?
I still am.
I'll put a 'For Rent' sign out tomorrow.
Pete, you're still the
best friend I've got.
What I do with him won't
make any difference with us.
No?
- No.
No. You don't understand about him.
I want you to meet him right away.
There's no reason why the
three of us can't get on.
You don't know your guys.
Look Pete, I don't want to lose you.
I won't.
I'm just 'old reliable'.
That's the way I stack up with you.
Alright. Forget about the For Rent sign.
If you're ever in a spot and need to
talk with someone on a Thursday night.
You know where to find me.
I'll be here.
But don't come unless you have to.
Because things can never
be the same anymore. Never.
You understand that, don't you?
Hiya, chief.
You want to see me?
Old Pete Dawes. The demon reporter.
Why not wake up and see what goes
on in front of those St Bernard eyes?
What?
Would it interest you to know
this beautiful, sunshiny morning ..
That the Duke of Loamshire and
his son arrived six weeks ago.
And they played around town ever
since without a line of print about it.
Well, how did they get in?
Phony names.
But where have you been?
We ran pictures of the kid when he
got engaged to that English girl.
Helen Fergus.
While you're walking
around in a trance ..
We have to pay a smart little
ticket clerk 5 bucks for the tip.
Okay. Where are they?
I don't know.
But they have sailing
reservations for tomorrow at noon.
Noon?
Here, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Here, take along this
picture and these clips.
So you'll know them from Adam.
You got a picture there of the
old man, the Duke of Loamshire.
And his son, Charles Gray Granton.
Lord Granton to you.
And keep your mouth shut about this.
We're the only sheet covering it.
- Fair enough.
As you're passing out 5 bucks for
new tips, I'll sell you a hot one.
What's that?
You'd get better stuff from
me if you up my salary.
Huh?
Send the five bucks to the house.
- Get out of here.
Dad, I'm sincere about this.
Of course you are.
You're sincere about everything.
For the moment.
If this is your way of
objecting to Marilyn ..
I don't object to her.
If you're set on marrying
Marilyn, I'll accept her.
So will your mother.
There are various ways of
dealing with a delicate situation.
You're diving into this all wrong.
Lies and cables.
It's all so crude.
- What should I do?
First, remember the family name.
We're proud of it.
We've never had any scandal or ..
Cheap notoriety attached to it.
But I've no intention of ..
- Alright.
Go back to England and tell your
mother about it as a son should.
See Helen.
Give her the chance of breaking
off the engagement decently.
Then, with your house in order you come
back here and ask Marilyn to marry you.
You'll have the right
to ask her after that.
I wonder what Marilyn would say ..
If I told her the truth.
Gray.
I called your office, but you'd left.
I thought this was the only way ..
- What's the matter?
I have a chance for a job.
Oh .. gee, that's great.
What kind of a job? Come on, tell me.
Well.
There is a factory in
the south. Virginia.
They want to open a
New York sales office.
That's all you need, Gray.
Just a chance to show
them what you can do.
I know, but ..
If I take it I'll have to leave
town for a couple of weeks.
You know. Go down to the
factory and study the product.
You see, it isn't an ordinary job.
There's a chance for real advancement.
Of course.
Just the thought of you
being gone so long.
Do you really feel that way about it?
Can't you tell?
I'll miss you even more.
You couldn't.
Come on, Eddie.
Wait a minute, I got something here.
- Come on.
Hey.
Say, what's the idea of visiting our
city without letting the papers know?
Papers?
Do you think New York should know ..
That it was visited by the
Duke of Loamshire and his son?
Alright, Eddie.
My good man, you must be mistaken.
No. I haven't missed picking
a celebrity in six years.
Come on. How about a statement as to why
you were here and what you were doing?
Look.
Can't you be a good sport and
sort-of forget you saw us?
We'd appreciate it tremendously.
- Oh.
Is it that important to you?
Just a moment. Let's get over there.
You know. There are times when a man ..
We assure you there is no
significance to the visit.
None at all.
We just came to enjoy ourselves quietly.
That is so.
A report of the trip in the papers
may cause personal embarrassment.
Miss Helen Fergus?
Yes. Yes, that's right.
You're still engaged, aren't you?
Yes, of course.
Well now ..
- Look here, young man.
We shall be glad enough to
make it worth your while.
Seventy, ninety, a hundred.
Alright. As far as I'm concerned,
I've never seen you.
You promise that?
- Sure.
Let's go, Eddie.
Pete.
- What?
Purser.
- Yes, sir?
See those two fellows there?
- Yes, sir.
Take good care of them.
- Yes, sir.
Hey .. what do you mean?
Promising those guys
you didn't see them.
What of it? You saw them, didn't you?
Let me out.
Pete.
- Hello.
This picture. Did you do it?
Sure. Why?
Did you see these people?
Did you talk to them?
Of course. Why all the excitement?
Why?
Because this Lord Granton.
This man engaged to a girl in England.
That's Charles Gray.
Charles Gray?
- Yeah. Charles Gray.
The nobody I was telling you about.
Charles Gray Granton.
So that's it.
That's why I got run out.
He told me he was going out
of town for a couple of weeks.
To get a job.
What did he say?
What did he talk about?
He just ..
Go on. I'm asking for it.
He said he'd just been fooling
around in America on the quiet.
He was going back to
marry that English dame.
His father offered me a hundred
bucks to keep the whole thing quiet.
That's swell, isn't it.
I did alright by myself, didn't I?
Ah, you dames can pick
yourselves more wrong guys ..
Come on. Let's go for a walk.
He was broke.
A nobody.
He loved me.
What did he think I was?
A cheap pretender like himself?
Will you quit getting
worked up about it.
If that guy ever comes
back here, I'll break his ..
Neck.
He won't come back.
Alright. What are you
going to do about it?
What can you do?
I'd like to do to him
what he's done to me.
Spoil his happiness.
Make him something to laugh at.
- Why not?
When you're the sap, you're the sap.
Anything you do makes
you even more of a sap.
There is a story for your paper.
'Lord Granton walks
out on poor working girl'.
Can't you see the headlines?
Yeah.
I can see the headlines.
Yes, I want to talk to Mr Dawes.
This is Miss David calling.
Marilyn David.
Hello, Pete?
But he is in.
You tell that gorilla if he
doesn't talk to me, I'll ..
Hello?
Hello?
Our reports are brief of course.
But the girl claims you ..
Well.
That you forced your
attentions upon her.
That she refused your
proposal of marriage.
And that finally, she forced
you to return to England.
Did she say that?
Obviously.
May I?
These statements followed
one newspaper story.
That you had been visiting
in America secretly.
I hadn't intended disturbing your trip.
But then we received a
report from England.
That a Miss Fergus had broken
her engagement to you.
After these reports had
appeared at home.
Now, newspapers from both sides demand
to know if you're actually aboard.
I hope you pardon me, but I
felt you should be prepared.
Thank you, Captain.
- But if I can help in any way.
Such as preventing the newspapermen from
embarrassing Lord Charles when we dock.
That will be quite alright.
Well, Marilyn.
Yes, there's Marilyn.
I can't understand it.
What's her idea? What's she after?
A girl of her type?
You'll hear from her later.
Asking for money to
stop further publicity.
What a gal.
I must admit she had
me fooled completely.
There will be reporters on the dock
at Southampton asking for statements.
I'll give them a statement.
- No, you won't.
Dad, if I knew I'd drag my family
into a cheap scandal like this ..
We can stand that.
But we've got to be sure that
nothing is done to encourage it.
If we can only stop her without
resorting to the law courts.
That shouldn't be difficult.
Now that I know her language.
The company for the current fiscal year.
Shows a 33 percent decrease.
From the previous 12-month period.
This should not, by any means be
construed as a natural loss in business.
It must be remembered ..
That ..
Well, young man? Well ..?
It must be remembered.
That the ..
Margin of profits on our goods has been
cut by the rising cost of raw materials.
Therefore ..
Are you listening, Miss David?
Pardon me.
Now what?
Nothing.
Nothing important.
Look.
Just because you have your
name in all the papers ..
There's no reason I shouldn't get
a little work done around here.
Will you please listen to me?
Excuse me, Mr Hankerson.
Let's see. Where were we? Oh.
By the rising costs of raw materials.
There .. fore ..
Could you by any chance
be too good for this job?
You know, I'm still paying your salary
and I want some attention around here.
My dear Duchess.
By the rising costs of raw
materials .. therefore ..
Therefore, my neck. I quit.
- But ..
But, Miss David?
Right in the middle of a paragraph.
Go ahead. Shoot.
No.
Give me some popcorn.
Say.
I'm sorry about not getting
here last Thursday. I ..
Work.
Uhuh.
Alright. Why?
Why what?
- You know what.
Why did you print those fake stories?
Oh, that.
Go ahead.
Okay.
I did it because I love you.
And that guy Gray hurt you.
Nobody is going to hurt you while
I'm around and get away with it.
That's what I thought.
You old windmill.
At least nobody will ever
walk out on you again.
You're somebody now.
- Yeah. 'Somebody' is right.
Everybody pointing at me on the subway.
On the street.
Photographers trying
to break in my house.
You're a celebrity.
One of those odd people made strangely
important by ordinary newspaper print.
Strangely important?
A busted romance.
No job.
No job?
- No job.
And this.
There's a sweet boyfriend for you.
Yep. Sweet.
And to the point.
Well, if he wants to be forgotten.
Here is the one who can do it.
That's the stuff.
Pete, you're a smart guy. What do poor
little working girls usually do next?
They usually drown themselves
one way or the other.
I'll take the other.
Come on, get them on.
Never mind the menu. Here is the idea.
I want a glass, see.
- Yes.
About this high.
- Yes.
Maybe higher.
I don't care what you put in it.
Scotch, hair tonic, rat poison ..
But when it's all gone, I want
to be laying a neat little heap.
Right there.
Yeah.
Make it two.
Yeah.
There's one thing about Gray.
He gave me the swell-est
moments I've ever had in my life.
How much would it cost for a
poor little working girl to forget?
Alright. I'm quiet.
If you pull another
crack about that guy ..
Pete.
Where have you been?
I figure seeing you when we had
that murder here last month.
I'm handling ship news now, Nate.
A byline and everything. You read it?
- No.
You must meet Marilyn David.
Marilyn, this is Nate Porcopolis, the
Marilyn David, yes?
Yeah, I've read about her.
Kicking that Lord or
what-you-call-him back in England.
Say.
You wrote it, no?
Yes .. he wrote it.
Lady, you got the right idea.
Kick them foreigners
back where they belong.
How's business?
Ah, this is it.
We have too many nightclubs around here.
If we haven't got
something to drag them in ..
We starve.
Will you have something, Nate?
Four in one.
Say.
Who is this lady's manager?
Manager?
- Yeah.
I was thinking.
With all her publicity.
People talking about her.
You know, last year I
booked the Krabaski dame.
That chopped her husband with an ax.
A swell business for a while.
She sang a sad song about her mother.
Now.
If your girlfriend is looking
for some fellow that ..
Could show her the ropes.
You know, cash in.
I wouldn't mind maybe ..
- What are you talking about?
I'm her manager.
What do you know about managing?
Whose widow did you ever book who
chopped her husband with an ax?
I know enough to realize I have the
greatest attraction in the business.
Nate. Now. This minute.
All I need do is walk on the street
and yell that Lynn David's inside.
And this place gets jammed to the walls.
That's not so easy.
Now, when I booked the Krabaski dame ..
Come on. Forget about that meat-chopper.
I'm talking about a class attraction.
A girl to draw the best people in town.
Even to this joint.
You think so?
You know what I would if I was running
this place? I'd sign her right now.
Get a bigger band, doll the place up.
Get ready for the best business in town.
Hey. That costs money.
- Not half as much as you think.
I handle the publicity and show you
how to really go to town on a story.
Not only that.
We're not even asking for a salary.
All you do is turn over a
percentage of the profits.
Now, is there anything wrong with that?
Well, no.
She might clean up at that.
It's a cinch.
Look. Here's what we'll do.
Say.
Haven't I anything to do with all this?
You don't object to making more money
than you ever saw in your life, do you?
No.
I just thought.
You might ask me what
I thought about it.
You could do a nice little act.
Something simple like ..
Yeah.
Like Mrs Krabaski maybe?
Yes.
Somebody is wrong.
What can you lose?
Pete.
You're crazy.
I have no more business
in a nightclub than ..
Than your grandmother.
They'll throw eggs at me.
Maybe tomatoes.
I can't .. oh.
But who cares?
At least we're living.
That's all that matters.
At least we're living.
That's the stuff, Lynn.
Nate, you're set.
For the first time in your life
you're really in the money.
I'm going the limit on this.
Publicity that's worth twenty
times as much as advertising.
It won't cost you a cent.
That's what I like. Something
that won't cost me a cent.
Boy, what an attraction.
- Do you think so?
You can't miss.
That's what I like.
Something that cannot miss.
She's all ours.
- All ours.
Bills.
Bills.
And you told me it wouldn't cost a cent.
But Nate, think of it.
A sign that goes on and
off one line at a time.
Yeah.
On and off. One line at a time.
Three hundred bucks a day.
What's the matter?
What's the matter? Can't you hear?
I'll never be any good.
- Pete said you don't have to be good.
He did, did he?
Sing!
Nate, how do you like it?
- How do I like it? Look.
Paul Bradberry, Lady Ralston.
Who's this Prince with a
bunch of Zs in his name?
Here's this guy Bishop.
He's worth about 8 million bucks.
Sure.
- Look.
We even got a Sultan here.
How did we get so many
big-shots at the opening?
They had to come after
reading the papers.
All these foreigners
the with fancy names.
Listen, I didn't miss one boat that
docked in New York in the past month.
What do you think I talked about
when I had to interview these mugs?
And I get a bill for that next?
No, just an expense sheet.
- I'd rather have a bill.
[ Door knocks ]
Who is it?
- Me.
Go jump in the lake.
Lynn. You should see
the people. It's packed.
The classiest mob that's ever poked
its head inside of a nightclub.
I told you we'd do it.
They are waiting to see you.
Waiting to see me.
One schooner of Highballs and I wake
up with my name on the billboard.
Pete, can't you see how silly it is?
Now let's pretend we're sane
and call the whole thing off.
No. Why do that?
Why? Look at me.
I'm supposed to go out
there and try to sing.
To try to dance.
Yes.
And in this outfit, I can't even walk.
Gosh.
Does it really make you walk like that?
Yes.
You'll come out alright.
Just sing a number and do your dance.
They just want a chance
to look you over.
Yeah?
I'd like to see you go out there
in this and let them look you over.
I feel like .. like a fancy porch swing.
Lynn.
Lynn.
- What?
Now Pete, you shouldn't have.
That's alright.
There's lots of other stuff.
Where did you get those?
The whole layout cost
me 87 bucks and a half.
From five feet away nobody
can tell the difference.
Now we don't know where
this stuff came from.
There will be rumors
of course that this ..
Trinket was given to you by the
prince of some place or other.
And this little token
of esteem from the ..
Duke of whatchamacallit.
- Hmm.
This from a King of some
little country or other.
I'll work out a good gag on that.
- Naturally.
We pay no attention to rumors.
We just wear our jewelry
and let people talk.
Pete, isn't there something missing?
Missing?
- Yeah.
Where's that little gadget
I got from Napoleon?
It wouldn't be a bad idea at that.
I wonder what's happened
to Lizzie Glutz.
[ Door knocks ]
Miss David.
- Is that me?
That's you.
Miss David, we're waiting.
- She's coming.
Oh no.
- Come on. Buck up.
You know, just to show me
that everything is alright.
Great.
Now what?
Pete, someday I'll knock you down and
walk all over that funny face of yours.
Good.
Say.
That.
The first little bracelet I gave
you is personal. It's from me.
It's on the level.
No kidding?
No kidding.
Now, go out and murder them.
Murder them? Do you know
you're talking to the corpse?
Go on .. go on.
Go on .. go on.
Introduction.
Sing.
[ Laughter ]
Introduction.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm going to let you in on
something because I have to.
I'm so scared I can't even remember
the first words of the song.
[ Laughter ]
As long as I've told you that,
I might as well tell you the rest.
I'm supposed to sing and dance.
I've had three dancing lessons.
And my legs are so
stiff I can hardly walk.
My singing is a little better because
I've had four lessons with it.
But it still sounds like four lessons.
[ Laughter ]
I know why you're here.
And you know why I'm here.
I'm just a freak.
As an entertainer I'll probably be
the worst flop to ever hit New York.
But good or bad, I'm going to try again.
If I can ever get started.
Is that fair enough?
[ Applause ]
Nate, you have a smart routine
for that girl. Plenty smart.
Yeah.
That's the stuff.
Oscar, what's the
first line of the song?
'My heart sings a serenade'.
- Oh.
Thanks, Oscar. Alright, play.
My heart sings a serenade.
One that ..
No .. it's gone.
If there's something .. you desire.
Oscar.
That romance.
I forget what comes next.
But it's about music and
talking and then we kiss.
Bliss.
I adore you.
And when you hear my creation.
Yeah. I need more singing.
Elation.
That has to be right. It rhymes.
If you think this is a cinch.
Just get up and try it sometime.
I've never forgotten so many words
in my life but I know the finish ..
I think. It's ..
Something about romance.
I told you.
Dance .. dance.
Alright. If you can stand for
that here comes the dance.
Alright, play Oscar.
That's not so bad, is it.
Mister, you saved my life.
I might have broken my leg.
Get off his lap.
Please, Daisy.
This is all in fun.
I just happened to fall.
I said get off his lap.
Look, if this is too much
for you, why stay?
Why don't you try and put me out?
I'm not here for that, but there are ..
Waiter.
Pulling your cheap tricks on me.
It's alright. I think you're great.
Oscar, where were we?
I don't know.
Start anyway. You can't hurt the dance.
That's enough of that.
Hello, city desk? This is Pete Dawes.
I've got a pip for you. Listen.
Well, there you are.
I sure gummed that up.
- You think so?
They're crazy about you. We're set.
We're in the papers again.
- Papers?
What did I do now?
- What did you do?
You gave the air to the
girlfriend of Otto Bushe.
The best-known playboy in New York.
Oh no.
Watch the papers grab it.
Two front page names in one story.
Peter.
Could you by any chance
be living my life for me?
What next I wonder?
That girl can do more startling things.
You should be startled
personally sometime.
I wouldn't mind in the least.
Tell me.
Is she really as gorgeous as all this?
You've no intention of ..
- No intention. Just ..
Yes, she's something
to think about alright.
Of course, I didn't see
her in quite that way.
That was your mistake.
Right.
What would you do if you ever
were to run across her again?
Just what half the men in
America are trying to do.
And like it. Why not?
You wouldn't mind introducing
a pal, would you?
Bonsoir, Mademoiselle.
- Hello.
Hey.
Hey what?
Do you realize I've hardly
seen you in weeks?
Why don't you stick
around once in a while?
Just to see if I'm getting
older or something.
I suppose you think I ..?
Sit down. You'll wear a path in the rug.
I know it was my idea to have you
step out once in a while but I didn't ..
It was your idea alright.
I must be seen in the right places
with the right people .. correct?
But look, I didn't mean all the time.
A fellow gets kinda lonesome sitting
around and talking to himself.
What are you doing
after the show tonight?
A date.
The old guy with the 43 Creameries.
I suppose you've forgotten that
you introduced me to him.
Call it off. You know, say you're sick,
you had your throat cut, or something.
Why?
Well.
Alright.
Just you and I tonight.
- Nothing fancy now, just ..
Marie?
- Oui, Mademoiselle?
Call Mr Decker and tell him
I'm staying home tonight.
With a headache.
Yes, Mademoiselle.
We'll leave these here where
you won't forget them.
Where is the butter and salt?
Right on the floor beside
you where you put them.
I'm kinda absent-minded.
Lynn.
- Uhuh?
I was just thinking.
[ Telephone ]
Why don't you tear that
thing out by the roots.
It might be one of those people.
You know, the 'right' people.
Here, hold this.
I'll take care of that call.
Hello.
Who's calling?
Mr Randall?
She's not in.
What?
This is her father.
Papa gets burned up, huh?
The way those mugs talk
you'd think they owned you.
How do you think I feel about it?
Do you think I asked for this?
No time for myself.
Working most of the night.
Reporters hounding me all the time.
People expect me to do something
crazy every time I step outside.
Why haven't you thought of pushing
me over Niagara Falls in a kiddie car?
Can't we call the whole thing off?
It was my idea and I'm
admitting it's wrong.
Oh.
We could go away someplace.
To the mountains maybe.
Where you could get some rest.
And then ..
Well.
Lynn, I know I'm just a mug.
No class or even a crease
in my pants. But ..
You know what I'm trying to say.
How do you feel about it?
Pete .. something happened to me.
I'm not going to be satisfied
until I find out why.
Are you going to let that guy
bother you the rest of your life?
I can tell you this because
I know you'll understand.
I feel.
I feel like a kid feels when someone
he loves slaps him in the face.
He's hurt. He's angry.
But he still loves.
I thought for a while this crazy
existence we're thrown into might ..
Knock that romantic schoolkid
heart out of me.
But it hasn't.
The same old Lynn.
Pete, I've got to see him.
Sure you do.
I wonder what would happen if I took
one of those London nightclub offers.
Then if he really wanted to see me ..
You do that, and he'll be
camping on the doorstep.
Say, how many times must I say you've
developed into a mighty swell dish?
I'm going to London.
And what's going to happen?
You'll see Gray, find out in minutes
he's still a lug and tear back home.
At least I'd know.
Right .. I'm just blabbing.
Sure. You go ahead. I'll stay here
and sort-of keep things rolling.
You're coming along.
- Me?
Yes, you.
What do you expect to do while I'm
barging around a strange country?
Stay here and write fan letters?
Oh, Lynn.
- Oh, nothing.
Why the devil anyone wants
to go over to that darned ..
Gentlemen, Miss David looks ahead with
high anticipation to her work in London.
Of course, there may be some difficulty
in arranging her daily routine.
Do you have honey here?
Honey?
Yes, that stuff from bees.
- Naturally.
That's fine. Because Miss David must
have her honey-bath every morning.
Do you mean she actually bathes in it?
Why not? It's the best
skin tonic in the world.
Alright, sir.
Telegram for Miss David.
Miss David has a system to keep her in
trim before appearing at Club Intimate.
An exercise known all over America
as the 'Lynn David' method.
Pardon me, but may I ask a question?
Certainly.
Has Miss David any intention
of seeing Lord Granton?
Well.
As a matter of fact ..
- Pete.
You gentlemen have been
very nice. We appreciate it.
Anytime you're near our hotel,
drop up. Make yourself at home.
My question, sir?
We have something on tap.
Scotch or a swig of sherry.
After all, the press has always been our
greatest friend. Good day, gentlemen.
I didn't know what to say for a minute.
Out of a clear sky ..
That's great.
Swell.
I was afraid for a while.
I knew he'd pop up.
You wise guy.
Something about ..
Romance.
Well, here goes.
Hello.
Hello.
Marilyn.
There are so many things we
might explain to each other.
Of why we did what we did.
But it would be so much easier
to pretend it never happened.
Wouldn't it?
No.
There's one thing I have to know.
Gray, when you left me.
Did you have any intention
of ever coming back?
Yes.
I believe you.
That's why I want to explain what I did.
I don't want explanations. Honestly.
You're here.
I'm here.
Hello there.
- Hello.
How do you do?
- How are you?
Let's get away from this mob.
How are you?
- How do you do.
I'll change alone later, Marie.
You can go now.
Merci, Mademoiselle.
Thanks for the lovely flowers.
- My pleasure.
Bonsoir, Mademoiselle.
- Goodnight.
You're prettier than ever, aren't you.
I couldn't say.
Do you mind if I say it?
No.
Are you glad I said it?
Yes.
Then maybe you wouldn't mind if
I said I loved you as much as ever.
More than ever.
Because that's the way I feel.
A man can't help the way he feels.
How about a woman?
It's the same with a woman, I guess.
Miss David wants to see
you sir, in her dressing room.
Thanks.
[ Buzzer ]
Come in.
How are you?
Oh.
How do you do?
Marilyn.
Coming.
Pete.
This is Charles Granton.
'Gray', for short.
Gray, this is Peter Dawes. Pete.
Mr Dawes, we've met.
That's right.
Yes, you have met.
Yes, indeed.
Pete. Mr Granton and I
are going out for a while.
You don't mind?
- No. Why should I?
I just wanted to let you know.
See you tomorrow.
Pete is my best friend.
Have a good time.
You lug.
[ Buzzer ]
Pete.
Where are you going?
I didn't want to awaken you.
I was going to leave word
downstairs I'd be back tonight.
Some place with Gray?
Yes. Just a little trip into
the country for a rest.
This is a Sunday.
I don't have to work tonight.
Sure.
Can I talk to you a minute?
Yes, of course.
I'm sailing today.
Sailing?
Why?
I can't express it exactly.
But you've been going along so swell and
I seem to be in the way more and more.
That's not true.
- It is true.
Can't you see you've
reached a point where ..
Where I can't help you anymore.
Where the best thing for both of us
is for me to bow out in a hurry.
I couldn't stay here without you.
What about Gray?
Don't you intend to keep on seeing him?
Yes, but ..
- Alright.
You know what's going to happen. I know.
He seems to be nice guy
and he's crazy about you.
All of a sudden,
you'll be married to him.
That's what's in your
heart, isn't it? Honestly?
That's all great with me.
I'm glad to see you get what you wanted.
Now my job's finished, I go home.
Pete.
Have I hurt you?
- Nah.
I'm the one that should ask that.
You'll never be sore about the crazy
way I shoved you into this racket?
Of course not.
You know it made some things possible.
Things that can't have
happened otherwise.
Yeah, I guess it did.
Okay.
Just tell them at the club I got a cable
from New York with bad news. Anything.
Wait.
You've definitely decided to go back?
I can't stop you?
I'll call up Gray and tell him I'm
going down to the boat with you.
No. Please.
I'd just rather say goodbye to you here.
You know how it is.
- You leave so suddenly.
Look.
If things don't go so well with you.
But they will. I know they will.
Goodbye, Lynn.
Pete.
So long.
What's the matter?
You've been so quiet all morning.
I know.
I'm alright now.
- Good.
Here you are, sir.
As nice a lunch as ever you wanted, sir.
Thanks. We're hungry.
Eat while you're young.
That's what I always say.
That's what I always say too.
You're a lady after my own heart, Miss.
Four and sixpence, sir.
Pardon sir, but have you
followed the high road yet?
I don't know. We're ..
We're just driving wherever
we feel like driving.
Right?
- Right.
I know, sir.
I used to be that way myself once, sir.
That's why you should
follow the high road.
You drive a bit until you come to the
spot where the stream meets the road.
Are you interested, sir?
- Yes. Go on.
Well.
When you come to the spot where
the stream meets the road.
You stop your car.
See the idea, sir?
And you leave your car.
Across the little bridge.
Little bridge?
Yes, sir.
There you are.
Right on the little island.
With a place to sit.
Beneath the tree.
Thirty years ago it was, sir.
Thirty years ago, what was?
Thirty years ago.
That my wife said she'd marry me.
Right underneath that tree.
Hugo.
Yes, my love?
Stop your annoying.
And take up that muck
where you dropped it.
Yes, my love.
Thirty years ago it was.
Right under that tree.
Perhaps you'd better
take the low road, sir.
He'll take the high road and like it.
The high road it is.
- Yes, sir. You ..
Hugo.
Yes, my love?
Your lunch.
And all of a sudden.
We cross the little bridge.
Thirty years ago, right here.
It must have been funny in a way.
I'd have loved to have seen them.
Hugo and Lizzie Glutz.
Who told you that was her name?
- It had to be.
I bet she sat right here
where I'm sitting.
And Hugo stood up because he
had on his Sunday trousers.
Then, Hugo stood up.
Hugo is that sort of a duck.
Probably they didn't talk
for about ten minutes.
Because they'd seen each
other the Sunday before.
And nothing happened to
either of them since then.
At once, Hugo pulled at his collar.
And then said: 'Lizzie'.
'All I know is that you're gorgeous'.
Of course, Lizzie knew
what Hugo would say next.
But she wanted to hear him say it.
Marilyn.
Do you realize what's happened to you?
You're known all over the world.
Men everywhere have talked about you.
Wanted you.
Even though they knew you
were way beyond their reach.
Now those people, the same persons who
laughed when they thought I'd lost you.
Are going to see that you belong to me.
That you always did belong to me.
This ain't private, is it?
No, don't let me bother you.
The 'No' Girl may say 'Yes'.
Boy, there is a girl
come up from nowhere.
I wonder how much dough
that Englishman's got.
She doesn't care.
No?
How do you figure it?
It's just my guess.
Maybe so. But a couple of million
bucks comes in handy in a cold winter.
Two million bucks or two cents.
It makes no difference to that girl.
She has an idea in the back of her head
about what the perfect life should be.
She's not going to stop
hunting until she finds it.
I suppose you got this
all straight from her.
Darned right.
She was sat where you are now.
Here?
Yeah.
- With you?
Yeah.
I think I'll be going.
Popcorn. All the way from America.
Mr Pete must have been drunk.
He knows what he's doing.
'I just remembered how tough
it is to get popcorn in London'.
'Have you and Gray found a bench yet'?
'Best. Pete'.
You old windmill.
'P.S. When is that wedding coming off'?
Is something wrong, Mademoiselle?
No.
[ Buzzer ]
I'll answer it.
Right on the hour.
- Hmm.
Is that the reception I get?
I'm tired.
Oh.
You haven't anything arranged
for this afternoon, have you?
Nothing much. Just tea at the Clives.
They've been hounding me for weeks.
Absolutely dying to get a first hand
view of the notorious Marilyn David.
We're not going to the Clives.
And why not?
We're not going. That's all.
It's too bad my friends annoy you.
Gray.
We'll have to decide
something right now.
I came to England because I loved you.
Because I thought you still loved me.
But .. something is wrong.
Something changed.
Have you ever really forgiven me
for what happened in America?
I told you. I was as
much to blame as you.
Then, what is it? Why can't we
be satisfied with each other?
Why do you insist on spending day and
night putting ourselves on display?
Is that the only thrill you
get out of being with me?
I've been selfish, I suppose.
Why don't you get away from
the nightclub for a while?
It could be arranged, couldn't it?
Yes.
We could go into the country.
To some little inn.
Where we could be alone.
For about a week.
For about a week?
- Yes.
Some little Inn?
Yes.
That wouldn't bother you, would it?
Then what?
Well.
Back to London as though we
were never away. Is that it?
Marilyn.
What on earth do you gain by adopting
this attitude of an offended schoolgirl?
You're promoted and managed
by an out-and-out blackmailer.
Gray.
- Sail to England with him.
Yet, when I suggest we
spend a week at an Inn ..
You'd think ..
[ Telephone ]
[ Telephone ]
Shall I answer it?
Yes?
Who?
Photographers from the
American syndicates.
Photographers?
You don't want to see them, do you?
Send them right in.
- We can't to see them here.
I'll handle it.
Entertain them until I'm ready.
But this isn't exactly the place.
- What's wrong? You must show the world.
Marilyn.
Marilyn.
What's the meaning
of all these pictures?
We have to be prepared in
case of a surprise wedding.
Wedding?
Sure. And our papers will
have honeymoon pictures.
Haven't I anything to say about this?
Sure you have.
You can make your statement
after I make mine.
Come on, boys.
Bring your cameras in here.
Marilyn, what are you doing?
You've been playing
around with a celebrity.
All the time I've been Lizzie Glutz
enough to think you were on the level.
Come on boys, get some of this.
Now I show you how this
celebrity racket really works.
The way Pete taught me.
- Hold it.
That's a pip. No matter what
you do, surprise them.
Marilyn, don't. I admit it. I was wrong.
Hey.
Thanks.
- It's alright.
You agree finally.
Don't bother because you're right again.
The whole thing is off. I'm walking out.
Don't pack them, dump them.
Marie, get that stuff down to the
boat and I'll meet you later.
Marilyn, please.
- Here, grab this.
Where's the phone?
- There.
Tell your papers I'm going home to
sit on a bench and eat popcorn.
Maybe he'll show up and
maybe he won't. If he does ..
I'm going to sit and watch the world
go by with the greatest mug on earth.
Hey.
Hey, you're practically going backwards.
What do you want me to do?
Smash my cab for a buck and a quarter?
Don't let a little snow
make a monkey of you.
The boat will be half way back
to England before we show up.
[ Buzzer ]
Yes?
- Reporters, Miss David.
Pete?
Marilyn .. it's Eddie.
Marilyn.
- Where's Pete?
I don't know. He didn't come with us.
Marilyn, look. We have time for
a couple of swell pictures.
I even brought along my portrait lens.
Marilyn, look. The portrait lens.
Will you forget the Cook's Tour?
I want to go to Pier 27.
Say, listen. If you don't like
the way I drive this crate ..
Hey, stop!
What's the matter?
- Stop.
Popcorn. Make it a large
one with lots of butter.
Seven cents sir, please.
Hey, seven cents, please.
Let me have a dime for the popcorn.
My money is in my other suit.
In your other suit, huh?
- Yes.
What was you going to use for cab-fare?
Well.
Wait a minute, I can fix this.
All you must do is ..
Seven cents, please.
I want my seven cents.
Ship news? Is Peter Dawes there?
Pete?
No, ma'am. He never
works on Thursday nights.
Thursday night?
Drive. I'll tell you where later.
42nd and 5th.
Hurry.
Pete.
Lynn.
Oh.
Pete. What in the world happened to you?
Oh, I just won a bag of popcorn.
Say, what's happened
to you? Your clothes?
I just made a phone call.
Look.
All the way across the Atlantic
and I find that on our bench.
Hey, you.
Remember me?
Yeah.
Boo!
Boy, this is what I call living.
You old mug.
Take off your shoes and kiss me.
..s-d..