The Hellgate (2026) Movie Script
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Good evening sub creatures.
You're watching another episode
of "Breakdowns and Body Bags".
The only channel to cover
everything in the world
of heavy metal and horror.
I'm Stacey Lennox,
and as always, I'm joined
by my roommate
extraordinaire, Lillian Walsh.
Thank you, Stacey.
Tonight's episode is all about
the new "Sense of Emissions" album.
Have you heard it yet?
Twice actually.
Verdict?
That's a no.
Not total, no.
Just to be determined.
Well, before we get into that,
if you guys wanna leave a
like and comment down below,
let my hand.
I have a box containing
a haunted shrunken head.
Ooh, spooky.
What makes it haunted?
What else makes it haunted?
Somebody murdered somebody
else who was into some creepy shit
and now they're bound to
the spirit realm forever.
Oh God, I've seen that movie.
Yeah, me too, it sucked.
Well, on that note, thank you
so much for joining us tonight.
My name is Lillian Walsh.
And I'm Stacey Lennox.
And this is
[Both] "Breakdowns and Body Bags".
Don't Drink and Drive.
Why do you do that?
Just like reminding Chuck we love him.
So that's why he had his sister free.
Small price at Bay.
How many views do you get
on that last video?
I don't know like 40.
Pretty sure my mom doesn't
even watch anymore.
Gosh, what are we missing?
Sex appeal.
Yeah. Right.
Had a block at that one, dude,
'cause he kept suggesting I smile more.
You blocked a subscriber.
He was a creep.
So now you have standards.
Whatever, I need a drink.
Daves?
Where else will we go?
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Old fashioned extra
cherries and a seed breeze.
Excellent show tonight.
Thank you.
You put it on the TV for everybody?
Always do.
You're such a sweetheart.
But I still don't understand
why you can't grow our sub count.
It's been six months and
we're still stagnant.
You know, I'm no good
at that social media shit,
but tell me what you've tried.
What's there to try.
We're fucking cute
and heavy metal and horror.
Who doesn't wanna watch that?
Maybe you're not covering
the right material.
Have you tried doing
interviews with people?
We have not.
Who the fuck are we gonna
interview around here?
This scenes dead.
Actually, Corey told me
that Worm Gut's coming
(indistinct) next week..
You should interview them.
Worm Gut, Gross.
I love it.
Fuck it, we tried everything else.
Lil, you're still
working for me tomorrow.
Dave, I don't want
Rent's due.
Know what time you want me to come in.
Closing shift.
You're joking.
Please, what do you want from me?
That's when those
fucking shit heals roll in.
I'm not doing it.
I pay you in cash.
Same day, no taxes.
Give me a break.
Fine.
But you owe me.
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You take so long to get ready.
You don't shower enough.
Showers get you stabbed, I take baths.
Well, you've obviously
never seen "Shivers" then.
Hell no, I'm really never bathing.
Ugh.
Will you please think
of something for the show tomorrow night?
(Lillian mumbles)
(door squeaking)
(birds chirping)
Yes.
How can I help you?
Mr. Grant Morrison?
Yes.
And you are?
I'm Brady.
I'm here on behalf
of the new property managers.
Yes, yes, that's right.
I knew you were coming.
Come on in.
(bird chirping)
So what do y'all plan
on doing with the place?
As you know, my employers have
a keen interest in this
property in particular.
They think it's a unique location.
Unique?
I'm here to make sure that's true.
I'm here to determine
how we can improve the cemetery,
make sure that everything
can operate normally,
and that we can provide quality services
to those laying their loved ones to rest.
I don't understand.
They sent somebody out
here a few years ago
to close the place.
They're talking about
opening it back up now.
Well, there may have been some oversight
in the previous inspection.
Let me give you a tour of the ground.
I will need access to your records.
I trust that I'll be staying in the same
spot as your last inspector.
Yes. Yes.
I'll show you the room now.
That would be good.
I'd like to get settled in,
then I want to go to town,
see what the locals are like.
Okay.
You just let me know when you're ready.
I'll stay outta your way.
Down here to the left.
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Sorry I did not,
mean to surprise you like that.
That's okay dude.
That sounded good.
What was that you were playing?
Oh, thanks.
That's just something new
my old band used to play.
I liked it.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry.
Can I help you find something?
No, no, I'm new in town.
I'm just familiarizing myself.
I actually saw you from outside.
I thought I could pop in, quickly.
Oh, okay, cool.
Are you here for work or something?
Something like that?
Probably be here a while though.
Oh, alright.
Well, hey, I'm Stacey, take a look around
and let me know if you need
any help finding anything.
Got it.
If I were to take a take up guitar,
you offer lessons?
Yeah.
So actually we've got a guy who's
here on Wednesdays.
Lemme see.
I meant you.
No, no.
I just taught myself.
I learned mostly from YouTube
so I couldn't help you
but guy on Wednesdays.
Gotcha. Alright.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you too, dude.
Keep practicing I guess.
Yeah, will do.
Have a good one.
You too, bye.
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Hey dude, where the fuck are you?
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Hey, what's up everybody?
This is Derek from "No Ghost Patrol",
where we prove to you
the ghosts aren't haunting you. (Screams)
(phone ringing)
You can't text.
Oh, my fingers fell off.
I'm on my way to deliver the goods,
are you home.
Deliver the goods.
Make it sound more like a drug deal.
This is a drug deal.
Jesus, just hurry up and get here.
I have to work tonight and I'm going
to need all the help I can fucking get.
I'm on the shitter.
Nice.
Come in Luther.
Good to see you up and running
to take on today.
Stacey's probably wondering
why you're not at work yet.
I was on my way, but
I wanted to stop over.
No, don't worry about it this time.
Aw, how generous.
What do you want?
So I'm making a concept
trailer for my new movie
and I really want you to be in it.
Do I have to show my tits?
No, come on, really?
It's one scene.
Bye Chuck.
Wait, dude you can wear pasties.
I'll film from the neck up.
Your boobs are already
out all the time anyways.
The girls are worth way
more than a concept trailer.
And plus I gave you a little treat
at the end of our last video.
Yeah, that's why I figured
you'd be okay with it.
I'm okay with what I want to do,
now get outta here.
Can I get the money for that then?
Mother.
Oh.
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There's nothing special in there.
I'm just checking the grounds.
If you're looking for
problems, come this way.
Okay.
This is the old building.
It's all boarded up because
it has too much damage.
And where's the new building?
The other side.
- Can you show me?
- Sure (indistinct).
The kids keep breaking
the patches on the fence.
I'm gonna have to have it done properly.
Lord knows what they're doing in here.
Drinking and drugs and seances.
How do you know?
Well, you know how these kids
are these days interested in talking
to spirits and find looking for ghosts.
I find all kinds of things out here.
Candles, amulets, witchcraft spells.
It's incredible what you find.
Interesting.
Yeah anyway, look,
I've got some things I
need to pick up in town.
I'm gonna leave you to it.
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We've seen "Stranger Things".
Screw you (indistinct).
Nice.
What?
It's better than hearing "Stairway"
for the 50th time today.
Yeah.
Well I wish we'd be surprised
with something like Oingo Boingo.
Oingo Boingo.
Ah, ah.
I love little girls
They make me feel so good
Stop.
So good
I love little girls
They make me feel so good
Oh my god, stop.
I love little girls
They make me feel so good
So good
This is why you're single.
Ouch.
Okay, well what about you?
What's your excuse?
Men are pigs.
Oh, every time I hear a woman say
that I just swoon and it's such a mystery.
Well, I don't know
what's wrong with me then
because those are the kind
of guys I seem to attract.
Am I a pig?
You're a good guy, Chuck.
One of the few.
Well thanks.
Starting to rethink my
whole life for a moment.
Well, don't rethink that just yet.
What?
You wanna close up shop?
I'm gonna go play defense
for Lillian while she close ups at Dave's.
Ready when you are (indistinct).
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You know, I'll never figure out
how you stay in shape eating
the same food that I do.
All I seem to do is keep getting fatter.
I throw up faster.
What?
I said I exercise.
Well, whatever you can do keep doing.
Are you hitting on me, Scotathan?
So how's the channel coming on?
Ugh.
Can we talk about literally
anything else?
That bad, huh?
I don't know what we keep doing wrong.
It's like everywhere we go,
it's a fucking dead end.
You know, it's starting
to feel just like the band all over again.
I don't know if we can keep it up Scott.
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You are in his seat.
First come, first serve, butt cake.
Seriously?
You looking more and more
like your mother every day Lil.
Just visiting tonight?
Only one thing to do in a bar, Lil.
Yeah, I was afraid of that.
Grab one from the bottom, babe.
I'm here for a show tonight.
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Seances.
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Staring at it is not gonna make it
move any faster, darling.
How you doing up here babe.
Could be worse.
Spend all that time warming
up that seat for nothing.
Sorry about them.
You know how bikers could be.
Hey Lily Pad, how about
putting some music on?
It's dead as hell in here.
Kind of busy over here.
What, barmaid doesn't pay enough.
Gotta whore yourself out now too.
(bikers laughing)
That do it for you.
Do you think you'd actually have a
chance with a real woman
and not just some dude
that lets you call him Sherry?
That's funny.
Not as funny as what the drag ladies
tell me you got going on down there.
Stares.
You up to fucking my feet.
Let her go.
The fuck did you say to me?
Looks like you heard me.
Say it again motherfucker.
No, let him go, butt cake.
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Speak to me.
Speak to me.
Speak to me please, I know you can
I must say I'm impressed.
[Grant] What are you doing in here?
This is exactly what I was looking for.
Look, what do you
talk about looking for?
Now, how did you find this place?
You left the door open.
That's how most paranormal
activity is discovered.
But,
you seem to be working on
something a little bit bigger.
That's none of your business.
I need you to get out of here.
Please Grant, I'm a friend.
May I?
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Ah, you are trying to
commune with the dead.
But really commune.
Why not just use a Ouija
board like everybody else?
My wife Adelaide,
I was trying to reach her.
Say no more friend.
I'm going to help you.
No idea how you stumbled upon this place,
but you are very lucky.
Now do you want to see your wife again?
See?
Oh yes.
Not only that if you're willing,
she can even come back to you.
No, she was really sick.
- Was.
- She died from cancer.
Being the operative word.
Look at you.
You have no idea where you're standing.
Yet there you are,
with a book of spells and an altar.
Do you know what that is?
Mr. Morrison,
Grant, you have no idea how lucky you are.
We're going to get your wife back
and I know just what we need.
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You gonna be able to
make it home tonight?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Do you want some help
getting into the car?
No, I'm good.
You're good?
I'm good.
You're good.
There he goes.
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Hey babe.
You okay?
I (mumbles).
Yes you do.
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Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
You got it.
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No, no, no, no.
Come on.
Can't we just take an Uber?
It's a 15 minute walk, just come on.
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(door thudding)
Come on, I wanna take a shortcut.
No, I'm so tired of (indistinct).
Dude come on.
You gonna spend the
night in the graveyard?
I'm not sleeping here.
Just 20 minutes.
- 10.
- 15.
You're losing time.
(both chattering)
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Look at those fucking stars, man.
They are quite beautiful.
What are we doing?
Trespassing on private property while
publicly intoxicated?
You know,
I dunno.
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Come on.
What it's worth.
Maybe I don't know what I'm
doing with my life with you.
Me too.
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Lemme take a picture of you.
Right now?
Yeah.
Come on.
It'll be good for the podcast.
Whoa.
We can post it on our channel.
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The moon that gets awesome.
Here lemme get that headstone behind you.
(objects rattling)
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What is it?
It's a sign it's time to go.
Good idea.
Come on.
(lemons thudding)
Good morning.
Hello?
You have to see this.
What do you see?
That's a pretty good edit.
No, it's definitely not an edit.
So there was just a person
in the graveyard with us last night.
Not just a person.
Stacey, this is a ghost.
We have photo evidence of a fucking ghost.
No way.
That's a person.
This is a ghost.
Photo evidence of a ghost.
Think of the channel.
We do horror movies and this is real.
We have to go back.
Lillian, we are not ghost hunters
and I'm not convinced
that this is a ghost.
Come back to me tonight
and we'll see who's right.
I think we're going to
that worm gut thing tonight.
We can't just drop that
because you think you saw a ghost.
Fine.
But I'm getting this checked out
and if it's legit, we go back.
- Fine.
- Fine.
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Whoof.
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Is this (indistinct) on,
where's my fucking glasses.
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Oh, hey everyone shut the fuck up,
the girls are on.
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Good morning sub creatures.
So last night Stace
and I were fucking around in the graveyard
and look what we found.
Tell me that's not a ghost.
I dare you.
Anyway, we're headed back there tonight
to go see if it was real or not.
So be sure to subscribe.
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Hey bud, you need another one?
No, I'm good.
That show, that was just playing.
Oh, the girls?
Yeah that was crazy shit, right?
Yeah.
Do you know them?
That one actually looks
really familiar to me.
Yeah, I might, why?
I'm Brady.
I'm something of a
paranormal investigator.
And that image they just showed,
that's very, very interesting.
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I think I'm good.
Appreciate it.
And honestly, if there's
anything that you can do
to help me, I'd really appreciate it.
Possibility.
Have a good day.
You too.
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Hey, I think these guys
would be interesting.
What?
I'm gonna fuck the bass player.
Yeah, they're so good.
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Welcome back sub creatures.
I'm standing here with Stacey Lytics
and you're watching
"Breakdowns and Body Bags".
We're standing here today
with none other than Worm Gut.
So where did the name come from?
We'd love to go Florida.
Jacksonville, Florida.
Be in Jacksonville.
Yeah.
Where did your name Worm Gut come from?
(speaking in foreign language)
We love Jacksonvilles.
- Jacksonville.
- Florida.
Jacksonville.
Yeah, that's where we are.
Do you guys speak any English?
(speaking in foreign language)
We love to be Jacksonville, Florida.
Jacksonville is super.
(speaking in foreign language)
Fuck me.
Oh.
No, no, no, no, no.
(door thudding)
Well, that was a fucking bust.
Did you do any research
on those guys at all?
I did not.
Oh, we can't use any of this shit.
Maybe Chuck can make some magic.
Magic, with I love
Jacksonville, Florida.
Yeah.
No, I don't think so.
(phone chiming)
Tinder?
No, it's just Chuck saying
he reposted the last video.
Oh, I hope it does well.
(Lillian sighing)
Good night.
[Stacey] Night.
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(Lillian sighing)
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(phone chiming)
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Oh my God, Stacey, are you seeing this.
Lillian, what the fuck?
Holy shit, we're going viral.
Look.
Yes.
Yeah, some dude wants to
buy my fucking bath water.
Ew.
You should totally do it.
Holy shit, we're on the trending page.
(Lillian shrieking)
1.6 million views.
(Lillian shrieking)
Oh shit, okay.
Oh fuck, all right, well we're going back.
Fine.
Okay, we're gonna need new outfits.
We need new gear.
What's that beepy thing called?
Get Chuck on the phone.
(crickets chirping)
Do you guys know how
to use any of this stuff?
Yeah, it's pretty self-explanatory.
You turn the thing on,
if the beeps ghosts time.
Wow.
Well, I guess we're just gonna walk
around, see what we can see.
You keep filming and here.
Thank you.
We'll keep our phones out,
see if we can get anything.
Sure.
And what do we do when we inevitably
get caught by a security guard?
I'll flash 'em.
Then you guys make a break for it.
Foolproof.
You know it.
Okay.
Welcome back Sub Creatures.
Special shout out
to our favorite neighborhood haunt.
Dave's bar?
Of course.
Well we're back here
at Eerie View Cemetery
where we saw the ghost last week.
So wish luck and we'll
see you on the other side.
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Stacey.
Stacey, Chuck.
Nothing's happening.
God,
fucking,
What else you got?
That thing in your hand,
if you shine that on things,
depending on the type of ghost
that leaves a residue,
you're gonna see it.
That's why it's purple.
It's a UV light.
Is there anything you'd
like to communicate with us?
Give us a sign.
You gotta ask easier questions
than that, they're dead.
Are you dead?
God, I hate you.
Come on, you're not taking this seriously.
I'm listening.
Just nothing's happening.
I can't see Chuck, move your light.
Guys, you can't make
a movie with nothing.
This is where the thing beeped.
You have to believe me.
It's not happening now.
Maybe you scared it off.
Yeah.
Sorry Lil.
(crickets chirping)
Yeah, well at least this is a lead.
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The cemetery's closed young lady.
Sorry I was just looking.
You know that the
cemetery closes at dusk?
Yeah, I was just visiting a friend.
Well, I'll walk you out.
Well, before I go, maybe you
can help me with something.
Yes, what?
I'm sorry for your loss.
No, that's my friend.
But just really look at the picture.
It was taken by that grave.
I'll walk you out.
The cemetery's closed,
But, hey.
Ow.
Come on young lady.
Ah.
Ow.
- I apologize.
Rough hands.
Cemetery closes at dusk, goodnight.
Yeah, goodnight.
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Come on.
[Speaker] The touch of ice.
Here, eat this.
[Speaker] A disembodied voice.
You know, I don't do drugs,
it's just weed, dude.
Fucking chill.
Fine.
[Speaker] At some time or another.
We have anything ready
for the show tomorrow?
Figured we update everybody
on what we've been discovering
about our new friend.
Which is?
(tense music)
Still trying to figure that out.
Well, if we don't have
something good for that,
we need to do something else.
What if we just reviewed this movie.
Review a documentary.
It's fucking boring.
You know what I mean,
like some related content.
Maybe we could review something
paranormal or whatever.
Grave's named Morrison, significant.
Morrison?
The grave where we saw the ghost
and the EVP reader went off.
Hmm.
That was the name on it.
Morrison.
Maybe try the library.
Whatever.
Grab me a beer.
Fine.
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Yeah.
It's kicking in.
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Stacey?
What's your name?
Whose name?
Stacey, it's me.
Whose name?
You shouldn't be here.
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Stacey.
Stacey.
God.
Jesus Christ.
Hey there, welcome back.
Thanks.
You decide on those lessons?
I'm still deciding.
I did have a question for you though.
Shoot.
You're into YouTube?
Yeah.
My roommate and I have
a failing channel we've
had for over a year now.
Have you seen it?
I think so.
It played at the bar in town.
Yeah, yeah, Dave's,
what'd you think of it?
Be honest.
Very interesting about your ghost.
How did you verify it was real?
I mean, neither of us
are graphic designers,
so in that way.
That's not gonna convince many people,
especially not this guy.
Okay, so this is clearly
the most obvious hack job I've
ever seen in my fucking life.
No fame is bad fame, right?
Unless he's right.
Is he right?
I mean, I don't know.
Lillian took the picture.
But I mean, it's not like
she's been moonlighting at
Photoshop or whatever.
She's just not that kind of person.
A poser.
Well, I think I can
help, if you're open to it.
I'm a paranormal investigator.
I came to this town
because there's a hotspot here
somewhere and I think it might be
where you found your ghost.
Okay, well yeah, I can run it by her.
Do you have a card?
Yeah.
Don't worry.
I don't charge for the initial consult.
Thanks.
Hope to hear from you.
Yeah.
See you later.
Hope this isn't like New York Brady Boy.
All right, so if what
the owners say are true,
we should start to hear
a knocking groaning sound
right around this area.
As always, I have my
EMF meters, heat sensors
and other spooky tactical gear
to capture any sort of activity
we may or may not find. (Clears throat)
(pipes blaring)
Oh.
There it is. (Laughs)
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Yeah.
Pretty spooky, I think
we got a ghost. (Laughs)
No, so what happens with
these old buildings is a lot
of the times the plumbing is not updated.
Okay?
So you've got a hot or
cold water pushing through
and it's expanding these pipes.
And that's where you're
getting this groaning,
this knocking sound.
Oh.
(pipe groaning)
Whoopsies.
Ah, (laughs), sorry about that down there.
So really what we're
talking about is the weight
of the water pushing through these pipes.
That's what's creating
that knocking sound.
Okay?
Getting the groan, you're
getting the knocking
and it's all coming from these old pipes
and thus there you have it. (Sighing)
Mystery solved and no ghost
to be found on this one.
We'll see you next week.
(Stacey mumbles)
What do we know about this graveyard?
That it's a cemetery.
That's about all I know about it.
Is it popular?
Was anyone famous buried there?
Again, I don't know.
Well, it seems somebody's
taking a liking to it.
Says here, there's some
graves being robbed there.
That's creepy.
Who would rob a grave?
Sickos mostly.
I dunno, crackhead looking
for jewelry to pawn.
Plenty of those around here.
Tweakers too.
Might be worth checking into.
If I'm reading this right,
it looks like there was
a grave rob, the same night you two were
fucking around in there.
No shit.
Why did you just hit my pen?
Is there a problem?
No.
No, I just didn't know you partook.
There's a lot you don't know about me.
What does it say about the graveyard?
(Chuck clearing throat)
It said it was privately
owned by someone named Morrison
and then they sold it to
the Turren Foundation,
who did nothing with it?
Morrison.
Yeah, why?
That's the name on the grave
where we took that picture.
Coincidence?
I don't know.
Well, I gotta go to a show.
This is cool.
Good job on this.
Maybe we really are ghost hunters.
Why don't you tell me some more
stuff I don't know about you.
(footsteps thudding)
Close up for me?
Yep.
Thanks.
(gentle music)
(crowd chattering)
Neighborhood
(upbeat music)
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I'm gonna get another beer.
You want one?
Yeah.
(upbeat music)
Walk me to the sunset
(upbeat music)
To become a loving boy I used to be
(upbeat music)
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Hey, (indistinct).
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Yo, take it easy, we have all night.
Sorry I just, I think
I'm tired or something.
Keeps seeing shit.
- Like?
- This guy he was just,
he was staring at me and
followed me through the pit
and just got weird.
It got really fucking weird.
That's not all.
I had a dream.
We were back in the graveyard
and you started choking me
and told me, "You don't belong here."
So you had a nightmare.
It wasn't just a nightmare.
It was so fucking real.
(upbeat music)
You're stressed.
I'm stressed.
We're both fucking stressed.
We're pushing 30, barely paying our bills
and trying to make it
as the need to groups.
It's not too late to calling quits.
Calling quits.
Like what?
Like the band?
Did you forget about our ghost video.
We have to keep on that,
or else the algorithm's gonna fuck us.
We can make something of ourselves Stacey,
get the fuck out of this hell hole.
Well, that being said.
Fuck is this?
It's a paranormal
investigator, he found me.
Aww Stace, do you have a
stalker that's not Chuck?
Look, all I'm saying is
that we can get an episode out
of them, maybe some inside.
You wanna go fuck up that pit?
Fuck yeah.
(upbeat music)
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What's up sub creatures?
So ever since last week,
we've been gaining some new viewers due
to a pretty popular picture
featuring yours truly.
And we just wanna officially
welcome you all to the channel.
And we wanted to extend a warm welcome
to Mr. Brady over here
who calls himself a
paranormal investigator.
Here to help us shed
some light on whether our
ghost friend is real or not.
Mr. Brady?
Thank you ladies.
And thank you for having me.
I don't usually do podcasts,
but I have to admit,
I was more than a little intrigued
when I saw your video.
Evidence of a ghost
like that is very rare.
And honestly, it's extremely impressive.
So, is it real or did we just fake it?
Well, there are a few ways
that you can prove your claim mostly
through less circumstantial evidence.
So for example, EVP readings
or something along those lines.
Well, we did go back once.
It was kind of a bust.
Well, I wouldn't give up hope just yet.
I would probably go back to the site
where you saw the apparition.
Maybe somewhere close to midnight
and try it a third time.
Maybe this time bring a
professional with you.
Like you?
No, no.
For your own integrity,
not me.
I've already admitted that I believe you
and I think it's real.
So anybody who would be watching
this would probably think I'm grifting
for you or something like that.
Well, what about somebody
who doesn't believe us?
That would probably be best.
I know just the guy.
(upbeat music)
No.
Why?
Because I'm not convinced.
That's like the whole point.
So what you think having
me there is going to what,
change my opinion?
Yeah, wouldn't it?
I've ran the numbers on your channel
and you're stagnant.
We are not.
Okay, I have three times your sub count.
So the way I see it,
I'd only be boosting your numbers.
And for what?
50 bucks.
The fact is more people are interested
in our ghost being real,
than you proving it's not.
So you just proving us live only hurts us.
We are the ones taking the risk here.
Fine.
But I want my team there.
Okay.
And no time for prep.
What do we have to prep for?
Meet me at midnight.
Done.
Just you two.
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(crickets chirping)
Christ, the fuck is this guy?
I think we've been stood up.
I thought I told you to come alone.
Chuck's not even a person.
He is more like a pet.
All right, well we're already inside.
Come on, let's go.
Right over here, guys,
Greg, Amber.
This is Lillian and Stacey
and someone who isn't supposed to be here.
Where's this ghost?
Not before our introduction Derek.
Welcome to the hunt sub creatures.
We're back again at the site
of our bone chilling discovery.
And this time we're digging
deeper into the mystery.
What secrets lie behind
the gates of Erie View Cemetery.
If you don't remember,
last week we found a real like
ghost and some of y'all didn't believe us.
Oh and so tonight we
have a special guest.
You guys might know him.
Derek the Deviant.
That's not my name.
He's a little more
of a professional than we are.
But tonight, him and his gang
brought their fancy doodads
and they're going to help
us uncover exactly who
or what been found.
Okay, where are we going?
I think it's somewhere back here.
And most of the time, the only evidence
of a haunting comes in forms of noises
or a change in temperature.
So to actually find photographic
or video evidence of this
is kind of the holy grail
of paranormal investigation,
which is why most
of these are often not always faked.
This is where we saw the ghost.
Right here?
Yeah.
All right team, you know the drill.
Perimeter check.
In that case stand up.
You two are gonna do exactly
what you did the last
time you were in here.
Easy.
Strike a pose.
And me?
Just keep on filming Spielberg.
(crickets chirping)
Ugh, it didn't work.
It was right there last time.
What time did you come last?
I don't know, like
right after bar closed.
We were pretty drunk.
Okay.
You know, let's take a step back.
Let's spread out and see if
we can cover some ground.
All right, if you see
something, say something.
Derek, you might wanna come see this.
What do we have going on?
Not sure yet.
Okay.
All right.
Just keep working on this.
Try to recreate it as best you can.
Come with us Rambo.
I gotta pee.
Yeah, I do too.
You go first.
All right.
(tense music)
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We thought we had
some activity over here.
And then saw a light come
from that shed over there.
How long was it on?
A few seconds maybe.
Kind of flickered like a torch.
Did you check it out?
Well, what if it's security?
Security.
There's like one employee here.
Let's go.
(tense music)
Come on.
(tense music)
Oh, this is great (indistinct).
(tense music)
Wow, my batteries died.
I'll catch up with you guys.
Yeah, it's cool, we'll
just shoot on mine.
(tense music)
Well, sub creatures,
we're back here at Eerie View Cemetery
to find exactly what we wanted.
And while the rest of the
group is out using their fancy
doodads to find the ghost,
I was assigned the glamorous roll of bait.
We'll catch you on the flip side.
(tense music)
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(ghost chattering)
[Voice] Go away.
Go away.
(tense music)
(door squeaking)
Geez, do you smell that.
What is it?
Smells like somethings rotten.
Are you sure you saw the
light coming from inside?
As sure as I can be.
(tense music)
[Voice] Go away.
[Voice] We will leave you.
(tense music)
I think the smell's
coming from one of these.
Jesus Christ.
(tense music)
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[Voice] You've gone too far.
(Lillian screaming)
You're okay, you're okay.
(crickets chirping)
(crickets chirping continues)
(crickets chirping continues)
(tense music)
Chuck I swear to God, if that's you.
(tense music)
You don't know.
Get up here.
You don't know how many rules
you're breaking young lady.
Let's go.
It's a cemetery at night.
It's dangerous.
That's why you shouldn't be in here.
You're up to something and I know it.
We're gonna find you
and I'm gonna catch you in whatever
the fuck you have going on.
[Stacey] Lillian, shut the fuck up.
Let's go. Come on.
If I catch you back here,
it'll be the last time.
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(Grant chanting)
(tense music)
(bright music)
It's worse than that.
I fucking saw something.
Ooh, another ghost?
It wasn't, it was too, I don't know.
Are you all seeing this?
Ever since we uploaded that ghost video,
weird shit's been happening to us.
Lillian, we get it.
Can you just drop it for 30 seconds?
Here we go.
I'm sorry,
drop what exactly?
Are you the one seeing shit?
What shit are we seeing?
I'm just seeing things.
It's like I'm having a nightmare.
And I wasn't even asleep
in the first place.
We shouldn't have eaten those gummies.
It wasn't the goddamn gummies.
Does it hurt?
I'm alright.
You guys find anything
about the Turren Foundation?
The fuck is a Turren Foundation.
It's the company that owns the cemetery.
Chuck and I did some digging.
Without me?
We work together, what
do you fucking want?
Yeah and we live together Stacey.
It's just one of those
investment companies.
Y'all can barely find anything
on the internet about them,
but they got a shit ton of money
and own a bunch of properties.
You know, BlackRock type shit.
Great, so we're dealing
with some deep state shit.
What the fuck are we talking about?
Alright, clean that up.
I'm not on the clock.
[Dave] Yeah, you are.
You're on the clock.
[Dave] You are now.
Oh my God.
Well, I hope Chuck is going to be okay.
I hope we're going to be okay.
Stace, what the fuck is happening?
Look, I think we both need
to just get some rest, recoup
and maybe think about just dropping this.
Dropping this?
This is our first break in how long
and you want to drop it?
I'm worried about you.
You keep seeing shit that
no one else is seeing.
Greg saw it.
Who?
Greg.
The ghost hunter guy.
He was fucking there and he helped me.
Where were you?
I just find it funny
that ever since you
found this ghost thing,
you've been completely obsessed with it.
It's all you think about it anymore.
No wonder you're seeing shit.
I'm not seeing shit Stacey.
Shit's happening to me.
Why can't you just fucking believe me?
Look, what the fuck do you want from me?
Because I've gone along with
your shit this whole time.
I've supported you ghost hunting, YouTube,
whatever the you want, I've done it.
This is supposed to be fun, Lillian.
It's not fucking fun anymore.
So what are you saying then huh?
You just wanna drop out.
You wanna drop the past three
years of living together,
the past year of trying to
make a name for ourselves,
so we have to work for
another fucking asshole
for the rest of our
goddamn lives Stacey, huh?
Is that what you wanna do?
You just wanna quit?
Then fucking quit.
You know what?
Fuck this, I'm done.
Goodnight.
Morrison.
What?
The name on the grave,
it's the same name as the family
who owns the cemetery.
How do you know that?
Chuck and I found it online.
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No, I don't know how long
I can stay in that fucking hole.
Like I actually need
to start looking for a real job.
We've been getting some ad revenue,
but honestly, I don't know
how long it's going to last
because Lil's been weird lately.
I think she's fine.
But I need a backup plan
in case this doesn't go
the way she thinks it's going to go.
(door thudding)
Fuck, I'll talk to you later.
Where you going?
Oh, wanna come?
It's like 3:00 AM.
Yeah, not too late to
be on the phone though.
Forget it. Bye.
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(Lillian gasping)
(skeleton grunting)
(Lillian gasping)
No.
No.
(skeleton grunting)
(tense music)
(Lilian gasping)
(skeleton grunting)
(Lillian shrieking)
(bright music)
(door squeaking)
Hey, Lillian, look, I'm really sorry.
(gentle music)
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(footsteps thudding)
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(tense music)
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(ghost muttering)
(tense music)
(ghost muttering)
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(Stacey panting)
Good morning.
I passed out last night or something?
No, we kind of had a fight
and then you stormed off to your room.
That's the last I heard from you.
I didn't leave last night at all?
No, I don't think so.
And you weren't on the phone
with anyone at 3:00 AM?
No, actually, I had a
dream about the ghost.
What?
It said, Morrison.
Stacey.
How are we even supposed
to get back into the graveyard if
we go back there again,
we're gonna end up in jail.
No, I have an idea.
(footsteps thudding)
You again, I thought I told you
I'd call the police if
I saw you here again.
If you saw me trespassing.
I'm sorry.
Can I just ask you a few questions?
I need to know if what
I'm seeing is real or not.
It's not.
Please you have to believe me.
I think I'm being haunted.
Did you ever think
that if you just would
leave well enough alone,
don't you think the hauntings might stop?
Is your name Morrison?
Obviously.
That was the same name
on the grave where we
saw the ghost, Morrison.
Are you related?
Come on in.
Thank you.
(door thudding)
Have a seat.
What is it you want from me?
I wanna know why I'm seeing ghosts.
If I answer your questions,
do you promise not to come back?
Yeah.
I've worked here for the last 10 years.
Do you live here alone?
No, I lived here with my wife.
She passed.
I'm sorry.
Was she buried here?
She was the last one.
What happened to her?
How'd she die?
Cancer.
They told me if I took
care of the grounds,
they would take care of our bills.
Who's they?
The new owners of the property.
Look, you've got to go,
I've gotta get back to work, okay?
Please.
Just, answer me one more thing.
What?
What's the Turren Foundation?
The new owners of the property.
What's in that room?
Nothing.
You're fucking lying.
Listen, I've answered your questions
now don't come back here.
(tense music)
[Brady] I know that voice.
These two girls have been trespassing
for the last week.
I've been trying to scare them off,
but they just won't take the hint.
A blonde and a brunette.
How do you know?
What if I told you I could
solve both your problems?
This is a gate.
Did you know that?
This place, these effigies
that alter, everything
in here is why I'm here.
I don't understand.
Your landlord, my employer,
they have a special interest
in places like this,
places of power.
The only problem is, they
just like to watch them.
They don't want to use them.
They can help people like you,
but they refuse to do so.
I'm not like them.
I want to use the gate
to help bring your wife back.
Is that even possible?
Well it's very possible.
But I need you to be fully committed
because once we begin,
you cannot change your mind.
If you do, you won't ever be able
to conjure your wife's voice again.
But what about my other problem?
Those girls, you just leave them to me.
(tense music)
I am starting to think that Lillian
and I are being haunted.
You serious?
Have you been sleeping?
I mean, not really.
I had a nightmare about
the ghost we saw in the graveyard.
And it's said Morrison.
I have no idea what that means.
I mean, it's your brain.
We knew that was the name
of the previous graveyard owners.
It's probably just you
getting worried about
how good the channel's doing
and your brain is just
Oh my god, Chuck.
What?
There's a fucking worm on you.
What are you talking about?
You don't fucking feel that?
What are you talking about.
(tense music)
(Stacey screaming)
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(Chuck roaring)
(Stacey grunting)
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(Stacey shrieking)
(Chuck grunting)
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(door thudding)
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This better be good.
It is.
Come on, let's go.
(gentle music)
Come on.
(gentle music)
[Derek] Watch out, watch out,
watch out, watch out.
[Lillian] No, it's not him.
(tense music)
[Derek] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You did not say anything
about doing a B and E.
[Lillian] Please, don't be such a pussy.
This guy's hiding something
and I'm gonna find out what it is.
[Derek] You're a criminal.
Don't tell me you never had to break
into your own house after a party.
No.
(tense music)
(Lillian grunting)
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Hey.
No.
Come on.
(tense music)
(Derek grunting)
Lillian.
(Derek grunting)
Oh fuck, my sack.
[Lillian] Oh Jesus Christ, Derek.
(tense music)
So what are we looking for?
I don't know.
All I know is he didn't want me back here.
Maybe he's got like a safe or something.
I don't want his money.
Yeah, I'd hate to
add theft to the list, right?
Oh, hello.
What are you?
Whoa.
Look at that.
That's fucked up.
Oh my God.
Also.
Is that hair?
I think it's mine.
No way.
(tense music)
I'm trying, stop rushing me.
Hurry, someones coming.
(tense music)
Fuck.
Oh god.
[Lillian] Come on.
(Derek grunting)
Come on Derek.
(upbeat music)
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All right, do you wanna
explain to me what we just did?
There's something going on
in that fucking graveyard.
This is mine.
I dunno how the fuck he got it
or why he has it, but he's
casting some voodoo shit
and I need it to end.
So what's your plan?
I don't know.
Never in a million years
would you convince me
that this is actually
fucking happening right now.
Fucking rough hands my ass.
He took my fucking hair.
Well, I'm gonna do some research on this
and see if I can dig something up.
Fucking creep.
Fuck that guy.
(door thudding)
Uh, Lil.
What?
Oh fuck.
If this is some kind of joke.
It's not, Lillian,
you have to believe me.
This isn't funny Stace.
I swear to you, he was right here.
[Lillian] Where is he?
I don't know.
I needed you guys to see this,
to tell me if I was crazy or not.
Maybe he's at a hospital.
I'll start calling the nearest one.
(tense music)
(phone ringing)
Goddamn it, no answer.
He's not in the hospital.
Fuck do you mean?
He walked outta here.
[Lillian] What?
[Stacey] What is that?
The incantation to animate
and control the dead.
(tense music)
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Are either of you religious?
Take these.
I thought you didn't
believe in this shit.
I never said I didn't believe.
I believe in ghosts and other
supernatural phenomenon.
It's why I do this.
It's my job to call people
out that are taking advantage
of something as serious as a haunting.
All right, just stay inside
the circle until we're done with this.
(tense music)
This may be a really stupid idea,
but if we're lucky,
we might find some answers.
(tense music)
(Derek clearing throat)
Mrs. Morrison.
Mrs. Morrison, we invite
you to join our circle.
(machine ringing)
Holy shit.
(Derek clears throat)
My name is Derek.
I'm here with Stacey and Lillian.
Do you know you're dead?
(machine beeping)
Were you murdered?
No, she died of cancer.
(machine beeping)
Holy shit.
Are we recording this?
Shh.
Stacey and Lillian say
you're haunting them.
Is this is true?
Are they being haunted, by something else?
(machine beeping)
Are the girls in danger?
(machine beeping)
(Stacey screaming)
(Lillian screaming)
(tense music)
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She's awake.
Good.
Just in time.
What the fuck?
I warned you to stay away from here.
I warned you over and over again
and you still wouldn't stay
the hell away from here.
What the fuck is happening?
Stacey.
Please.
We must begin.
(tense music)
Begin what?
What the fuck is this?
(Grant chanting)
What you doing?
Stop.
(phone ringing)
(Grant chanting)
Stop it.
(phone ringing)
No.
There are rules to this.
If I am interrupted, I
cannot guarantee your safety.
You call this safety?
(Grant chanting)
Lil, where are you?
You're supposed to be here an hour ago.
Come on please.
I got stuff to do tonight.
(phone ringing)
Tell whoever this is, you're fine.
You understand me?
Dave.
I'm at the graveyard, come help me.
Help me.
Watch the bar.
(tense music)
(Lillian crying)
Now we have a problem.
Every time I'm interrupted,
I have to start at the
beginning of the ritual.
Just go take care of it,
I will finish this.
But you told me I needed to be
here to call for my wife.
She won't recognize your voice.
Just, go.
No Grant please, Grant please, please.
Grant no, Grant, no.
(tense music)
(Lillian crying)
Hi there.
Honestly, I'm just as surprised as you.
I didn't think you'd be
so easy to come back here.
Fuck you.
It's no wonder that he changed.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
That's not very nice.
What did you do to him?
Oh, I think that's your fault too.
[Lillian] No.
No.
Grant gave you so many chances,
now you get to pay the price.
I'll do anything.
Please, please.
It's gonna be beautiful.
Please just let me go, please.
[Brady] You'll see.
You don't have to do this.
This town has quite the hidden secret
that your sad neighborhood's ground keeper
accidentally discovered.
Lucky for him, he gets a wish.
Unlucky for you.
You're the price.
His wife.
Stand her up.
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(Brady chanting)
(Lillian crying)
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Sir, the cemetery's closed.
I know, I'm sorry.
I got a phone call from a friend of mine
that she was stuck here,
something was going on.
Last folks left here hours ago.
Your friend must be playing
tricks on you, young man.
Alright, I'm sorry.
You have a good night.
Have a good night.
(phone ringing)
(tense music)
Let's go (indistinct).
Where the fuck is the light.
It's over here.
[Dave] Go, turn it on.
Push the button in the corner.
It'll open up a hidden wall.
(tense music)
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What did you do?
Bought some time.
(tense music)
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(Brady chanting)
No. (Crying)
(Brady chanting)
(Brady chanting continues)
Lillian.
(Brady chanting)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(tense music)
Lillian.
(Lillian screaming)
(tense music)
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No.
(Lillian screaming)
No. (Screaming)
What's going on?
This isn't the ritual.
What are you doing?
I'm doing exactly what you've asked me.
These are the arms of new life, my friend.
What is this?
The summoning is upon us.
You can't stop it.
(Lillian screaming)
This is not the deal.
[Lillian] No, no.
What deal?
[Lillian] No.
(Stacey screaming)
Take this upstairs and wave it under
the guy's nose is on the floor.
[Stacey] Which guy?
Big guy, with the mohawk.
David?
Davids here?
I guess so.
Wake up, come on.
Wake up.
We have to help your friends.
They're in trouble.
You said you wanted to see your wife
and you shall, in the afterlife
where you'll be reunited.
Brady, look at me.
Look at me you son of a bitch.
Summoning has begun. (Screams)
(Lillian screaming)
(Brady screaming)
(tense music)
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(Lillian crying)
Are you okay?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry, Chuck.
I'm sorry.
I know.
[Lillian] I'm sorry.
(Stacey crying)
Go.
I'll destroy the hell gate.
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
(birds chirping)
(gentle music)
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I should have been stronger.
No, it's not your fault.
I just wish I could
tell him that I'm sorry.
He knows.
(gentle music)
Goodbye Chuck.
I'm really sorry.
I'm gonna miss you.
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
Hello sub creatures.
Today's episode is going to be a long one.
We've got quite the story to tell.
[Lillian] Full of twists
and turns and scars.
With us today,
we have a new friend of
the show and you know him.
You love him.
Derek, introduce yourself.
You did a great job.
I'm Derek of "No Ghost Patrol".
Thank you guys.
Thank you Derek.
I guess we'll start from the beginning.
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Keep using the darkness
to hide for demons within
And only the light
keeps them up at night
Bring back the hope
The bright light within
Come back at my soul
Where there's light inside
And find the dark
Rise inside, the pain
The shadow you've become
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
All of your torture, each laceration
A storm
And scars are the
remnants of tying her soul
No holding back
No standing down
Come back at my soul
Where there's light inside
And find the dark
(tense music)
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(tense music continues)
(gentle music)
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(tense music)
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(equipment rustling)
(equipment rustling continues)
(upbeat music)
Good evening sub creatures.
You're watching another episode
of "Breakdowns and Body Bags".
The only channel to cover
everything in the world
of heavy metal and horror.
I'm Stacey Lennox,
and as always, I'm joined
by my roommate
extraordinaire, Lillian Walsh.
Thank you, Stacey.
Tonight's episode is all about
the new "Sense of Emissions" album.
Have you heard it yet?
Twice actually.
Verdict?
That's a no.
Not total, no.
Just to be determined.
Well, before we get into that,
if you guys wanna leave a
like and comment down below,
let my hand.
I have a box containing
a haunted shrunken head.
Ooh, spooky.
What makes it haunted?
What else makes it haunted?
Somebody murdered somebody
else who was into some creepy shit
and now they're bound to
the spirit realm forever.
Oh God, I've seen that movie.
Yeah, me too, it sucked.
Well, on that note, thank you
so much for joining us tonight.
My name is Lillian Walsh.
And I'm Stacey Lennox.
And this is
[Both] "Breakdowns and Body Bags".
Don't Drink and Drive.
Why do you do that?
Just like reminding Chuck we love him.
So that's why he had his sister free.
Small price at Bay.
How many views do you get
on that last video?
I don't know like 40.
Pretty sure my mom doesn't
even watch anymore.
Gosh, what are we missing?
Sex appeal.
Yeah. Right.
Had a block at that one, dude,
'cause he kept suggesting I smile more.
You blocked a subscriber.
He was a creep.
So now you have standards.
Whatever, I need a drink.
Daves?
Where else will we go?
(upbeat music)
Old fashioned extra
cherries and a seed breeze.
Excellent show tonight.
Thank you.
You put it on the TV for everybody?
Always do.
You're such a sweetheart.
But I still don't understand
why you can't grow our sub count.
It's been six months and
we're still stagnant.
You know, I'm no good
at that social media shit,
but tell me what you've tried.
What's there to try.
We're fucking cute
and heavy metal and horror.
Who doesn't wanna watch that?
Maybe you're not covering
the right material.
Have you tried doing
interviews with people?
We have not.
Who the fuck are we gonna
interview around here?
This scenes dead.
Actually, Corey told me
that Worm Gut's coming
(indistinct) next week..
You should interview them.
Worm Gut, Gross.
I love it.
Fuck it, we tried everything else.
Lil, you're still
working for me tomorrow.
Dave, I don't want
Rent's due.
Know what time you want me to come in.
Closing shift.
You're joking.
Please, what do you want from me?
That's when those
fucking shit heals roll in.
I'm not doing it.
I pay you in cash.
Same day, no taxes.
Give me a break.
Fine.
But you owe me.
(upbeat music)
(alarm ringing)
(alarm ringing continues)
(upbeat music)
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You take so long to get ready.
You don't shower enough.
Showers get you stabbed, I take baths.
Well, you've obviously
never seen "Shivers" then.
Hell no, I'm really never bathing.
Ugh.
Will you please think
of something for the show tomorrow night?
(Lillian mumbles)
(door squeaking)
(birds chirping)
Yes.
How can I help you?
Mr. Grant Morrison?
Yes.
And you are?
I'm Brady.
I'm here on behalf
of the new property managers.
Yes, yes, that's right.
I knew you were coming.
Come on in.
(bird chirping)
So what do y'all plan
on doing with the place?
As you know, my employers have
a keen interest in this
property in particular.
They think it's a unique location.
Unique?
I'm here to make sure that's true.
I'm here to determine
how we can improve the cemetery,
make sure that everything
can operate normally,
and that we can provide quality services
to those laying their loved ones to rest.
I don't understand.
They sent somebody out
here a few years ago
to close the place.
They're talking about
opening it back up now.
Well, there may have been some oversight
in the previous inspection.
Let me give you a tour of the ground.
I will need access to your records.
I trust that I'll be staying in the same
spot as your last inspector.
Yes. Yes.
I'll show you the room now.
That would be good.
I'd like to get settled in,
then I want to go to town,
see what the locals are like.
Okay.
You just let me know when you're ready.
I'll stay outta your way.
Down here to the left.
(upbeat music)
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(gentle music)
(tense music)
Sorry I did not,
mean to surprise you like that.
That's okay dude.
That sounded good.
What was that you were playing?
Oh, thanks.
That's just something new
my old band used to play.
I liked it.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry.
Can I help you find something?
No, no, I'm new in town.
I'm just familiarizing myself.
I actually saw you from outside.
I thought I could pop in, quickly.
Oh, okay, cool.
Are you here for work or something?
Something like that?
Probably be here a while though.
Oh, alright.
Well, hey, I'm Stacey, take a look around
and let me know if you need
any help finding anything.
Got it.
If I were to take a take up guitar,
you offer lessons?
Yeah.
So actually we've got a guy who's
here on Wednesdays.
Lemme see.
I meant you.
No, no.
I just taught myself.
I learned mostly from YouTube
so I couldn't help you
but guy on Wednesdays.
Gotcha. Alright.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you too, dude.
Keep practicing I guess.
Yeah, will do.
Have a good one.
You too, bye.
(tense music)
Hey dude, where the fuck are you?
(tense music)
Hey, what's up everybody?
This is Derek from "No Ghost Patrol",
where we prove to you
the ghosts aren't haunting you. (Screams)
(phone ringing)
You can't text.
Oh, my fingers fell off.
I'm on my way to deliver the goods,
are you home.
Deliver the goods.
Make it sound more like a drug deal.
This is a drug deal.
Jesus, just hurry up and get here.
I have to work tonight and I'm going
to need all the help I can fucking get.
I'm on the shitter.
Nice.
Come in Luther.
Good to see you up and running
to take on today.
Stacey's probably wondering
why you're not at work yet.
I was on my way, but
I wanted to stop over.
No, don't worry about it this time.
Aw, how generous.
What do you want?
So I'm making a concept
trailer for my new movie
and I really want you to be in it.
Do I have to show my tits?
No, come on, really?
It's one scene.
Bye Chuck.
Wait, dude you can wear pasties.
I'll film from the neck up.
Your boobs are already
out all the time anyways.
The girls are worth way
more than a concept trailer.
And plus I gave you a little treat
at the end of our last video.
Yeah, that's why I figured
you'd be okay with it.
I'm okay with what I want to do,
now get outta here.
Can I get the money for that then?
Mother.
Oh.
(door thudding)
(tense music)
There's nothing special in there.
I'm just checking the grounds.
If you're looking for
problems, come this way.
Okay.
This is the old building.
It's all boarded up because
it has too much damage.
And where's the new building?
The other side.
- Can you show me?
- Sure (indistinct).
The kids keep breaking
the patches on the fence.
I'm gonna have to have it done properly.
Lord knows what they're doing in here.
Drinking and drugs and seances.
How do you know?
Well, you know how these kids
are these days interested in talking
to spirits and find looking for ghosts.
I find all kinds of things out here.
Candles, amulets, witchcraft spells.
It's incredible what you find.
Interesting.
Yeah anyway, look,
I've got some things I
need to pick up in town.
I'm gonna leave you to it.
(tense music)
(upbeat music)
We've seen "Stranger Things".
Screw you (indistinct).
Nice.
What?
It's better than hearing "Stairway"
for the 50th time today.
Yeah.
Well I wish we'd be surprised
with something like Oingo Boingo.
Oingo Boingo.
Ah, ah.
I love little girls
They make me feel so good
Stop.
So good
I love little girls
They make me feel so good
Oh my god, stop.
I love little girls
They make me feel so good
So good
This is why you're single.
Ouch.
Okay, well what about you?
What's your excuse?
Men are pigs.
Oh, every time I hear a woman say
that I just swoon and it's such a mystery.
Well, I don't know
what's wrong with me then
because those are the kind
of guys I seem to attract.
Am I a pig?
You're a good guy, Chuck.
One of the few.
Well thanks.
Starting to rethink my
whole life for a moment.
Well, don't rethink that just yet.
What?
You wanna close up shop?
I'm gonna go play defense
for Lillian while she close ups at Dave's.
Ready when you are (indistinct).
(upbeat music)
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You know, I'll never figure out
how you stay in shape eating
the same food that I do.
All I seem to do is keep getting fatter.
I throw up faster.
What?
I said I exercise.
Well, whatever you can do keep doing.
Are you hitting on me, Scotathan?
So how's the channel coming on?
Ugh.
Can we talk about literally
anything else?
That bad, huh?
I don't know what we keep doing wrong.
It's like everywhere we go,
it's a fucking dead end.
You know, it's starting
to feel just like the band all over again.
I don't know if we can keep it up Scott.
(engine revving)
(upbeat music)
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You are in his seat.
First come, first serve, butt cake.
Seriously?
You looking more and more
like your mother every day Lil.
Just visiting tonight?
Only one thing to do in a bar, Lil.
Yeah, I was afraid of that.
Grab one from the bottom, babe.
I'm here for a show tonight.
(crickets chirping)
(gentle music)
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Seances.
(gentle music)
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Staring at it is not gonna make it
move any faster, darling.
How you doing up here babe.
Could be worse.
Spend all that time warming
up that seat for nothing.
Sorry about them.
You know how bikers could be.
Hey Lily Pad, how about
putting some music on?
It's dead as hell in here.
Kind of busy over here.
What, barmaid doesn't pay enough.
Gotta whore yourself out now too.
(bikers laughing)
That do it for you.
Do you think you'd actually have a
chance with a real woman
and not just some dude
that lets you call him Sherry?
That's funny.
Not as funny as what the drag ladies
tell me you got going on down there.
Stares.
You up to fucking my feet.
Let her go.
The fuck did you say to me?
Looks like you heard me.
Say it again motherfucker.
No, let him go, butt cake.
(upbeat music)
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(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
Speak to me.
Speak to me.
Speak to me please, I know you can
I must say I'm impressed.
[Grant] What are you doing in here?
This is exactly what I was looking for.
Look, what do you
talk about looking for?
Now, how did you find this place?
You left the door open.
That's how most paranormal
activity is discovered.
But,
you seem to be working on
something a little bit bigger.
That's none of your business.
I need you to get out of here.
Please Grant, I'm a friend.
May I?
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
Ah, you are trying to
commune with the dead.
But really commune.
Why not just use a Ouija
board like everybody else?
My wife Adelaide,
I was trying to reach her.
Say no more friend.
I'm going to help you.
No idea how you stumbled upon this place,
but you are very lucky.
Now do you want to see your wife again?
See?
Oh yes.
Not only that if you're willing,
she can even come back to you.
No, she was really sick.
- Was.
- She died from cancer.
Being the operative word.
Look at you.
You have no idea where you're standing.
Yet there you are,
with a book of spells and an altar.
Do you know what that is?
Mr. Morrison,
Grant, you have no idea how lucky you are.
We're going to get your wife back
and I know just what we need.
(tense music)
You gonna be able to
make it home tonight?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Do you want some help
getting into the car?
No, I'm good.
You're good?
I'm good.
You're good.
There he goes.
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
Hey babe.
You okay?
I (mumbles).
Yes you do.
(gentle music)
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
You got it.
(gentle music)
No, no, no, no.
Come on.
Can't we just take an Uber?
It's a 15 minute walk, just come on.
(gentle music)
(door thudding)
Come on, I wanna take a shortcut.
No, I'm so tired of (indistinct).
Dude come on.
You gonna spend the
night in the graveyard?
I'm not sleeping here.
Just 20 minutes.
- 10.
- 15.
You're losing time.
(both chattering)
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
Look at those fucking stars, man.
They are quite beautiful.
What are we doing?
Trespassing on private property while
publicly intoxicated?
You know,
I dunno.
(gentle music)
Come on.
What it's worth.
Maybe I don't know what I'm
doing with my life with you.
Me too.
(gentle music)
Lemme take a picture of you.
Right now?
Yeah.
Come on.
It'll be good for the podcast.
Whoa.
We can post it on our channel.
(gentle music)
The moon that gets awesome.
Here lemme get that headstone behind you.
(objects rattling)
(tense music)
What is it?
It's a sign it's time to go.
Good idea.
Come on.
(lemons thudding)
Good morning.
Hello?
You have to see this.
What do you see?
That's a pretty good edit.
No, it's definitely not an edit.
So there was just a person
in the graveyard with us last night.
Not just a person.
Stacey, this is a ghost.
We have photo evidence of a fucking ghost.
No way.
That's a person.
This is a ghost.
Photo evidence of a ghost.
Think of the channel.
We do horror movies and this is real.
We have to go back.
Lillian, we are not ghost hunters
and I'm not convinced
that this is a ghost.
Come back to me tonight
and we'll see who's right.
I think we're going to
that worm gut thing tonight.
We can't just drop that
because you think you saw a ghost.
Fine.
But I'm getting this checked out
and if it's legit, we go back.
- Fine.
- Fine.
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
Whoof.
(upbeat music)
Is this (indistinct) on,
where's my fucking glasses.
(upbeat music)
Oh, hey everyone shut the fuck up,
the girls are on.
(upbeat music)
Good morning sub creatures.
So last night Stace
and I were fucking around in the graveyard
and look what we found.
Tell me that's not a ghost.
I dare you.
Anyway, we're headed back there tonight
to go see if it was real or not.
So be sure to subscribe.
(upbeat music)
Hey bud, you need another one?
No, I'm good.
That show, that was just playing.
Oh, the girls?
Yeah that was crazy shit, right?
Yeah.
Do you know them?
That one actually looks
really familiar to me.
Yeah, I might, why?
I'm Brady.
I'm something of a
paranormal investigator.
And that image they just showed,
that's very, very interesting.
(upbeat music)
I think I'm good.
Appreciate it.
And honestly, if there's
anything that you can do
to help me, I'd really appreciate it.
Possibility.
Have a good day.
You too.
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
Hey, I think these guys
would be interesting.
What?
I'm gonna fuck the bass player.
Yeah, they're so good.
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
Welcome back sub creatures.
I'm standing here with Stacey Lytics
and you're watching
"Breakdowns and Body Bags".
We're standing here today
with none other than Worm Gut.
So where did the name come from?
We'd love to go Florida.
Jacksonville, Florida.
Be in Jacksonville.
Yeah.
Where did your name Worm Gut come from?
(speaking in foreign language)
We love Jacksonvilles.
- Jacksonville.
- Florida.
Jacksonville.
Yeah, that's where we are.
Do you guys speak any English?
(speaking in foreign language)
We love to be Jacksonville, Florida.
Jacksonville is super.
(speaking in foreign language)
Fuck me.
Oh.
No, no, no, no, no.
(door thudding)
Well, that was a fucking bust.
Did you do any research
on those guys at all?
I did not.
Oh, we can't use any of this shit.
Maybe Chuck can make some magic.
Magic, with I love
Jacksonville, Florida.
Yeah.
No, I don't think so.
(phone chiming)
Tinder?
No, it's just Chuck saying
he reposted the last video.
Oh, I hope it does well.
(Lillian sighing)
Good night.
[Stacey] Night.
(gentle music)
(door thudding)
(gentle music)
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(gentle music continues)
(Lillian sighing)
(gentle music)
(phone chiming)
(phone chiming continues)
(phone chiming continues)
Oh my God, Stacey, are you seeing this.
Lillian, what the fuck?
Holy shit, we're going viral.
Look.
Yes.
Yeah, some dude wants to
buy my fucking bath water.
Ew.
You should totally do it.
Holy shit, we're on the trending page.
(Lillian shrieking)
1.6 million views.
(Lillian shrieking)
Oh shit, okay.
Oh fuck, all right, well we're going back.
Fine.
Okay, we're gonna need new outfits.
We need new gear.
What's that beepy thing called?
Get Chuck on the phone.
(crickets chirping)
Do you guys know how
to use any of this stuff?
Yeah, it's pretty self-explanatory.
You turn the thing on,
if the beeps ghosts time.
Wow.
Well, I guess we're just gonna walk
around, see what we can see.
You keep filming and here.
Thank you.
We'll keep our phones out,
see if we can get anything.
Sure.
And what do we do when we inevitably
get caught by a security guard?
I'll flash 'em.
Then you guys make a break for it.
Foolproof.
You know it.
Okay.
Welcome back Sub Creatures.
Special shout out
to our favorite neighborhood haunt.
Dave's bar?
Of course.
Well we're back here
at Eerie View Cemetery
where we saw the ghost last week.
So wish luck and we'll
see you on the other side.
(tense music)
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(tense music continues)
(detector beeping)
(tense music)
Stacey.
Stacey, Chuck.
Nothing's happening.
God,
fucking,
What else you got?
That thing in your hand,
if you shine that on things,
depending on the type of ghost
that leaves a residue,
you're gonna see it.
That's why it's purple.
It's a UV light.
Is there anything you'd
like to communicate with us?
Give us a sign.
You gotta ask easier questions
than that, they're dead.
Are you dead?
God, I hate you.
Come on, you're not taking this seriously.
I'm listening.
Just nothing's happening.
I can't see Chuck, move your light.
Guys, you can't make
a movie with nothing.
This is where the thing beeped.
You have to believe me.
It's not happening now.
Maybe you scared it off.
Yeah.
Sorry Lil.
(crickets chirping)
Yeah, well at least this is a lead.
(tense music)
The cemetery's closed young lady.
Sorry I was just looking.
You know that the
cemetery closes at dusk?
Yeah, I was just visiting a friend.
Well, I'll walk you out.
Well, before I go, maybe you
can help me with something.
Yes, what?
I'm sorry for your loss.
No, that's my friend.
But just really look at the picture.
It was taken by that grave.
I'll walk you out.
The cemetery's closed,
But, hey.
Ow.
Come on young lady.
Ah.
Ow.
- I apologize.
Rough hands.
Cemetery closes at dusk, goodnight.
Yeah, goodnight.
(tense music)
Come on.
[Speaker] The touch of ice.
Here, eat this.
[Speaker] A disembodied voice.
You know, I don't do drugs,
it's just weed, dude.
Fucking chill.
Fine.
[Speaker] At some time or another.
We have anything ready
for the show tomorrow?
Figured we update everybody
on what we've been discovering
about our new friend.
Which is?
(tense music)
Still trying to figure that out.
Well, if we don't have
something good for that,
we need to do something else.
What if we just reviewed this movie.
Review a documentary.
It's fucking boring.
You know what I mean,
like some related content.
Maybe we could review something
paranormal or whatever.
Grave's named Morrison, significant.
Morrison?
The grave where we saw the ghost
and the EVP reader went off.
Hmm.
That was the name on it.
Morrison.
Maybe try the library.
Whatever.
Grab me a beer.
Fine.
(tense music)
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(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
Yeah.
It's kicking in.
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
(tense music continues)
(tense music continues)
Stacey?
What's your name?
Whose name?
Stacey, it's me.
Whose name?
You shouldn't be here.
(tense music)
Stacey.
Stacey.
God.
Jesus Christ.
Hey there, welcome back.
Thanks.
You decide on those lessons?
I'm still deciding.
I did have a question for you though.
Shoot.
You're into YouTube?
Yeah.
My roommate and I have
a failing channel we've
had for over a year now.
Have you seen it?
I think so.
It played at the bar in town.
Yeah, yeah, Dave's,
what'd you think of it?
Be honest.
Very interesting about your ghost.
How did you verify it was real?
I mean, neither of us
are graphic designers,
so in that way.
That's not gonna convince many people,
especially not this guy.
Okay, so this is clearly
the most obvious hack job I've
ever seen in my fucking life.
No fame is bad fame, right?
Unless he's right.
Is he right?
I mean, I don't know.
Lillian took the picture.
But I mean, it's not like
she's been moonlighting at
Photoshop or whatever.
She's just not that kind of person.
A poser.
Well, I think I can
help, if you're open to it.
I'm a paranormal investigator.
I came to this town
because there's a hotspot here
somewhere and I think it might be
where you found your ghost.
Okay, well yeah, I can run it by her.
Do you have a card?
Yeah.
Don't worry.
I don't charge for the initial consult.
Thanks.
Hope to hear from you.
Yeah.
See you later.
Hope this isn't like New York Brady Boy.
All right, so if what
the owners say are true,
we should start to hear
a knocking groaning sound
right around this area.
As always, I have my
EMF meters, heat sensors
and other spooky tactical gear
to capture any sort of activity
we may or may not find. (Clears throat)
(pipes blaring)
Oh.
There it is. (Laughs)
(tense music)
Yeah.
Pretty spooky, I think
we got a ghost. (Laughs)
No, so what happens with
these old buildings is a lot
of the times the plumbing is not updated.
Okay?
So you've got a hot or
cold water pushing through
and it's expanding these pipes.
And that's where you're
getting this groaning,
this knocking sound.
Oh.
(pipe groaning)
Whoopsies.
Ah, (laughs), sorry about that down there.
So really what we're
talking about is the weight
of the water pushing through these pipes.
That's what's creating
that knocking sound.
Okay?
Getting the groan, you're
getting the knocking
and it's all coming from these old pipes
and thus there you have it. (Sighing)
Mystery solved and no ghost
to be found on this one.
We'll see you next week.
(Stacey mumbles)
What do we know about this graveyard?
That it's a cemetery.
That's about all I know about it.
Is it popular?
Was anyone famous buried there?
Again, I don't know.
Well, it seems somebody's
taking a liking to it.
Says here, there's some
graves being robbed there.
That's creepy.
Who would rob a grave?
Sickos mostly.
I dunno, crackhead looking
for jewelry to pawn.
Plenty of those around here.
Tweakers too.
Might be worth checking into.
If I'm reading this right,
it looks like there was
a grave rob, the same night you two were
fucking around in there.
No shit.
Why did you just hit my pen?
Is there a problem?
No.
No, I just didn't know you partook.
There's a lot you don't know about me.
What does it say about the graveyard?
(Chuck clearing throat)
It said it was privately
owned by someone named Morrison
and then they sold it to
the Turren Foundation,
who did nothing with it?
Morrison.
Yeah, why?
That's the name on the grave
where we took that picture.
Coincidence?
I don't know.
Well, I gotta go to a show.
This is cool.
Good job on this.
Maybe we really are ghost hunters.
Why don't you tell me some more
stuff I don't know about you.
(footsteps thudding)
Close up for me?
Yep.
Thanks.
(gentle music)
(crowd chattering)
Neighborhood
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I'm gonna get another beer.
You want one?
Yeah.
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Walk me to the sunset
(upbeat music)
To become a loving boy I used to be
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Hey, (indistinct).
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Yo, take it easy, we have all night.
Sorry I just, I think
I'm tired or something.
Keeps seeing shit.
- Like?
- This guy he was just,
he was staring at me and
followed me through the pit
and just got weird.
It got really fucking weird.
That's not all.
I had a dream.
We were back in the graveyard
and you started choking me
and told me, "You don't belong here."
So you had a nightmare.
It wasn't just a nightmare.
It was so fucking real.
(upbeat music)
You're stressed.
I'm stressed.
We're both fucking stressed.
We're pushing 30, barely paying our bills
and trying to make it
as the need to groups.
It's not too late to calling quits.
Calling quits.
Like what?
Like the band?
Did you forget about our ghost video.
We have to keep on that,
or else the algorithm's gonna fuck us.
We can make something of ourselves Stacey,
get the fuck out of this hell hole.
Well, that being said.
Fuck is this?
It's a paranormal
investigator, he found me.
Aww Stace, do you have a
stalker that's not Chuck?
Look, all I'm saying is
that we can get an episode out
of them, maybe some inside.
You wanna go fuck up that pit?
Fuck yeah.
(upbeat music)
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What's up sub creatures?
So ever since last week,
we've been gaining some new viewers due
to a pretty popular picture
featuring yours truly.
And we just wanna officially
welcome you all to the channel.
And we wanted to extend a warm welcome
to Mr. Brady over here
who calls himself a
paranormal investigator.
Here to help us shed
some light on whether our
ghost friend is real or not.
Mr. Brady?
Thank you ladies.
And thank you for having me.
I don't usually do podcasts,
but I have to admit,
I was more than a little intrigued
when I saw your video.
Evidence of a ghost
like that is very rare.
And honestly, it's extremely impressive.
So, is it real or did we just fake it?
Well, there are a few ways
that you can prove your claim mostly
through less circumstantial evidence.
So for example, EVP readings
or something along those lines.
Well, we did go back once.
It was kind of a bust.
Well, I wouldn't give up hope just yet.
I would probably go back to the site
where you saw the apparition.
Maybe somewhere close to midnight
and try it a third time.
Maybe this time bring a
professional with you.
Like you?
No, no.
For your own integrity,
not me.
I've already admitted that I believe you
and I think it's real.
So anybody who would be watching
this would probably think I'm grifting
for you or something like that.
Well, what about somebody
who doesn't believe us?
That would probably be best.
I know just the guy.
(upbeat music)
No.
Why?
Because I'm not convinced.
That's like the whole point.
So what you think having
me there is going to what,
change my opinion?
Yeah, wouldn't it?
I've ran the numbers on your channel
and you're stagnant.
We are not.
Okay, I have three times your sub count.
So the way I see it,
I'd only be boosting your numbers.
And for what?
50 bucks.
The fact is more people are interested
in our ghost being real,
than you proving it's not.
So you just proving us live only hurts us.
We are the ones taking the risk here.
Fine.
But I want my team there.
Okay.
And no time for prep.
What do we have to prep for?
Meet me at midnight.
Done.
Just you two.
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(crickets chirping)
Christ, the fuck is this guy?
I think we've been stood up.
I thought I told you to come alone.
Chuck's not even a person.
He is more like a pet.
All right, well we're already inside.
Come on, let's go.
Right over here, guys,
Greg, Amber.
This is Lillian and Stacey
and someone who isn't supposed to be here.
Where's this ghost?
Not before our introduction Derek.
Welcome to the hunt sub creatures.
We're back again at the site
of our bone chilling discovery.
And this time we're digging
deeper into the mystery.
What secrets lie behind
the gates of Erie View Cemetery.
If you don't remember,
last week we found a real like
ghost and some of y'all didn't believe us.
Oh and so tonight we
have a special guest.
You guys might know him.
Derek the Deviant.
That's not my name.
He's a little more
of a professional than we are.
But tonight, him and his gang
brought their fancy doodads
and they're going to help
us uncover exactly who
or what been found.
Okay, where are we going?
I think it's somewhere back here.
And most of the time, the only evidence
of a haunting comes in forms of noises
or a change in temperature.
So to actually find photographic
or video evidence of this
is kind of the holy grail
of paranormal investigation,
which is why most
of these are often not always faked.
This is where we saw the ghost.
Right here?
Yeah.
All right team, you know the drill.
Perimeter check.
In that case stand up.
You two are gonna do exactly
what you did the last
time you were in here.
Easy.
Strike a pose.
And me?
Just keep on filming Spielberg.
(crickets chirping)
Ugh, it didn't work.
It was right there last time.
What time did you come last?
I don't know, like
right after bar closed.
We were pretty drunk.
Okay.
You know, let's take a step back.
Let's spread out and see if
we can cover some ground.
All right, if you see
something, say something.
Derek, you might wanna come see this.
What do we have going on?
Not sure yet.
Okay.
All right.
Just keep working on this.
Try to recreate it as best you can.
Come with us Rambo.
I gotta pee.
Yeah, I do too.
You go first.
All right.
(tense music)
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We thought we had
some activity over here.
And then saw a light come
from that shed over there.
How long was it on?
A few seconds maybe.
Kind of flickered like a torch.
Did you check it out?
Well, what if it's security?
Security.
There's like one employee here.
Let's go.
(tense music)
Come on.
(tense music)
Oh, this is great (indistinct).
(tense music)
Wow, my batteries died.
I'll catch up with you guys.
Yeah, it's cool, we'll
just shoot on mine.
(tense music)
Well, sub creatures,
we're back here at Eerie View Cemetery
to find exactly what we wanted.
And while the rest of the
group is out using their fancy
doodads to find the ghost,
I was assigned the glamorous roll of bait.
We'll catch you on the flip side.
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(ghost chattering)
[Voice] Go away.
Go away.
(tense music)
(door squeaking)
Geez, do you smell that.
What is it?
Smells like somethings rotten.
Are you sure you saw the
light coming from inside?
As sure as I can be.
(tense music)
[Voice] Go away.
[Voice] We will leave you.
(tense music)
I think the smell's
coming from one of these.
Jesus Christ.
(tense music)
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[Voice] You've gone too far.
(Lillian screaming)
You're okay, you're okay.
(crickets chirping)
(crickets chirping continues)
(crickets chirping continues)
(tense music)
Chuck I swear to God, if that's you.
(tense music)
You don't know.
Get up here.
You don't know how many rules
you're breaking young lady.
Let's go.
It's a cemetery at night.
It's dangerous.
That's why you shouldn't be in here.
You're up to something and I know it.
We're gonna find you
and I'm gonna catch you in whatever
the fuck you have going on.
[Stacey] Lillian, shut the fuck up.
Let's go. Come on.
If I catch you back here,
it'll be the last time.
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(Grant chanting)
(tense music)
(bright music)
It's worse than that.
I fucking saw something.
Ooh, another ghost?
It wasn't, it was too, I don't know.
Are you all seeing this?
Ever since we uploaded that ghost video,
weird shit's been happening to us.
Lillian, we get it.
Can you just drop it for 30 seconds?
Here we go.
I'm sorry,
drop what exactly?
Are you the one seeing shit?
What shit are we seeing?
I'm just seeing things.
It's like I'm having a nightmare.
And I wasn't even asleep
in the first place.
We shouldn't have eaten those gummies.
It wasn't the goddamn gummies.
Does it hurt?
I'm alright.
You guys find anything
about the Turren Foundation?
The fuck is a Turren Foundation.
It's the company that owns the cemetery.
Chuck and I did some digging.
Without me?
We work together, what
do you fucking want?
Yeah and we live together Stacey.
It's just one of those
investment companies.
Y'all can barely find anything
on the internet about them,
but they got a shit ton of money
and own a bunch of properties.
You know, BlackRock type shit.
Great, so we're dealing
with some deep state shit.
What the fuck are we talking about?
Alright, clean that up.
I'm not on the clock.
[Dave] Yeah, you are.
You're on the clock.
[Dave] You are now.
Oh my God.
Well, I hope Chuck is going to be okay.
I hope we're going to be okay.
Stace, what the fuck is happening?
Look, I think we both need
to just get some rest, recoup
and maybe think about just dropping this.
Dropping this?
This is our first break in how long
and you want to drop it?
I'm worried about you.
You keep seeing shit that
no one else is seeing.
Greg saw it.
Who?
Greg.
The ghost hunter guy.
He was fucking there and he helped me.
Where were you?
I just find it funny
that ever since you
found this ghost thing,
you've been completely obsessed with it.
It's all you think about it anymore.
No wonder you're seeing shit.
I'm not seeing shit Stacey.
Shit's happening to me.
Why can't you just fucking believe me?
Look, what the fuck do you want from me?
Because I've gone along with
your shit this whole time.
I've supported you ghost hunting, YouTube,
whatever the you want, I've done it.
This is supposed to be fun, Lillian.
It's not fucking fun anymore.
So what are you saying then huh?
You just wanna drop out.
You wanna drop the past three
years of living together,
the past year of trying to
make a name for ourselves,
so we have to work for
another fucking asshole
for the rest of our
goddamn lives Stacey, huh?
Is that what you wanna do?
You just wanna quit?
Then fucking quit.
You know what?
Fuck this, I'm done.
Goodnight.
Morrison.
What?
The name on the grave,
it's the same name as the family
who owns the cemetery.
How do you know that?
Chuck and I found it online.
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No, I don't know how long
I can stay in that fucking hole.
Like I actually need
to start looking for a real job.
We've been getting some ad revenue,
but honestly, I don't know
how long it's going to last
because Lil's been weird lately.
I think she's fine.
But I need a backup plan
in case this doesn't go
the way she thinks it's going to go.
(door thudding)
Fuck, I'll talk to you later.
Where you going?
Oh, wanna come?
It's like 3:00 AM.
Yeah, not too late to
be on the phone though.
Forget it. Bye.
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(Lillian gasping)
(skeleton grunting)
(Lillian gasping)
No.
No.
(skeleton grunting)
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(Lilian gasping)
(skeleton grunting)
(Lillian shrieking)
(bright music)
(door squeaking)
Hey, Lillian, look, I'm really sorry.
(gentle music)
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(footsteps thudding)
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(ghost muttering)
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(ghost muttering)
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(Stacey panting)
Good morning.
I passed out last night or something?
No, we kind of had a fight
and then you stormed off to your room.
That's the last I heard from you.
I didn't leave last night at all?
No, I don't think so.
And you weren't on the phone
with anyone at 3:00 AM?
No, actually, I had a
dream about the ghost.
What?
It said, Morrison.
Stacey.
How are we even supposed
to get back into the graveyard if
we go back there again,
we're gonna end up in jail.
No, I have an idea.
(footsteps thudding)
You again, I thought I told you
I'd call the police if
I saw you here again.
If you saw me trespassing.
I'm sorry.
Can I just ask you a few questions?
I need to know if what
I'm seeing is real or not.
It's not.
Please you have to believe me.
I think I'm being haunted.
Did you ever think
that if you just would
leave well enough alone,
don't you think the hauntings might stop?
Is your name Morrison?
Obviously.
That was the same name
on the grave where we
saw the ghost, Morrison.
Are you related?
Come on in.
Thank you.
(door thudding)
Have a seat.
What is it you want from me?
I wanna know why I'm seeing ghosts.
If I answer your questions,
do you promise not to come back?
Yeah.
I've worked here for the last 10 years.
Do you live here alone?
No, I lived here with my wife.
She passed.
I'm sorry.
Was she buried here?
She was the last one.
What happened to her?
How'd she die?
Cancer.
They told me if I took
care of the grounds,
they would take care of our bills.
Who's they?
The new owners of the property.
Look, you've got to go,
I've gotta get back to work, okay?
Please.
Just, answer me one more thing.
What?
What's the Turren Foundation?
The new owners of the property.
What's in that room?
Nothing.
You're fucking lying.
Listen, I've answered your questions
now don't come back here.
(tense music)
[Brady] I know that voice.
These two girls have been trespassing
for the last week.
I've been trying to scare them off,
but they just won't take the hint.
A blonde and a brunette.
How do you know?
What if I told you I could
solve both your problems?
This is a gate.
Did you know that?
This place, these effigies
that alter, everything
in here is why I'm here.
I don't understand.
Your landlord, my employer,
they have a special interest
in places like this,
places of power.
The only problem is, they
just like to watch them.
They don't want to use them.
They can help people like you,
but they refuse to do so.
I'm not like them.
I want to use the gate
to help bring your wife back.
Is that even possible?
Well it's very possible.
But I need you to be fully committed
because once we begin,
you cannot change your mind.
If you do, you won't ever be able
to conjure your wife's voice again.
But what about my other problem?
Those girls, you just leave them to me.
(tense music)
I am starting to think that Lillian
and I are being haunted.
You serious?
Have you been sleeping?
I mean, not really.
I had a nightmare about
the ghost we saw in the graveyard.
And it's said Morrison.
I have no idea what that means.
I mean, it's your brain.
We knew that was the name
of the previous graveyard owners.
It's probably just you
getting worried about
how good the channel's doing
and your brain is just
Oh my god, Chuck.
What?
There's a fucking worm on you.
What are you talking about?
You don't fucking feel that?
What are you talking about.
(tense music)
(Stacey screaming)
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(Chuck roaring)
(Stacey grunting)
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(Stacey shrieking)
(Chuck grunting)
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(door thudding)
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This better be good.
It is.
Come on, let's go.
(gentle music)
Come on.
(gentle music)
[Derek] Watch out, watch out,
watch out, watch out.
[Lillian] No, it's not him.
(tense music)
[Derek] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You did not say anything
about doing a B and E.
[Lillian] Please, don't be such a pussy.
This guy's hiding something
and I'm gonna find out what it is.
[Derek] You're a criminal.
Don't tell me you never had to break
into your own house after a party.
No.
(tense music)
(Lillian grunting)
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Hey.
No.
Come on.
(tense music)
(Derek grunting)
Lillian.
(Derek grunting)
Oh fuck, my sack.
[Lillian] Oh Jesus Christ, Derek.
(tense music)
So what are we looking for?
I don't know.
All I know is he didn't want me back here.
Maybe he's got like a safe or something.
I don't want his money.
Yeah, I'd hate to
add theft to the list, right?
Oh, hello.
What are you?
Whoa.
Look at that.
That's fucked up.
Oh my God.
Also.
Is that hair?
I think it's mine.
No way.
(tense music)
I'm trying, stop rushing me.
Hurry, someones coming.
(tense music)
Fuck.
Oh god.
[Lillian] Come on.
(Derek grunting)
Come on Derek.
(upbeat music)
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All right, do you wanna
explain to me what we just did?
There's something going on
in that fucking graveyard.
This is mine.
I dunno how the fuck he got it
or why he has it, but he's
casting some voodoo shit
and I need it to end.
So what's your plan?
I don't know.
Never in a million years
would you convince me
that this is actually
fucking happening right now.
Fucking rough hands my ass.
He took my fucking hair.
Well, I'm gonna do some research on this
and see if I can dig something up.
Fucking creep.
Fuck that guy.
(door thudding)
Uh, Lil.
What?
Oh fuck.
If this is some kind of joke.
It's not, Lillian,
you have to believe me.
This isn't funny Stace.
I swear to you, he was right here.
[Lillian] Where is he?
I don't know.
I needed you guys to see this,
to tell me if I was crazy or not.
Maybe he's at a hospital.
I'll start calling the nearest one.
(tense music)
(phone ringing)
Goddamn it, no answer.
He's not in the hospital.
Fuck do you mean?
He walked outta here.
[Lillian] What?
[Stacey] What is that?
The incantation to animate
and control the dead.
(tense music)
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Are either of you religious?
Take these.
I thought you didn't
believe in this shit.
I never said I didn't believe.
I believe in ghosts and other
supernatural phenomenon.
It's why I do this.
It's my job to call people
out that are taking advantage
of something as serious as a haunting.
All right, just stay inside
the circle until we're done with this.
(tense music)
This may be a really stupid idea,
but if we're lucky,
we might find some answers.
(tense music)
(Derek clearing throat)
Mrs. Morrison.
Mrs. Morrison, we invite
you to join our circle.
(machine ringing)
Holy shit.
(Derek clears throat)
My name is Derek.
I'm here with Stacey and Lillian.
Do you know you're dead?
(machine beeping)
Were you murdered?
No, she died of cancer.
(machine beeping)
Holy shit.
Are we recording this?
Shh.
Stacey and Lillian say
you're haunting them.
Is this is true?
Are they being haunted, by something else?
(machine beeping)
Are the girls in danger?
(machine beeping)
(Stacey screaming)
(Lillian screaming)
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She's awake.
Good.
Just in time.
What the fuck?
I warned you to stay away from here.
I warned you over and over again
and you still wouldn't stay
the hell away from here.
What the fuck is happening?
Stacey.
Please.
We must begin.
(tense music)
Begin what?
What the fuck is this?
(Grant chanting)
What you doing?
Stop.
(phone ringing)
(Grant chanting)
Stop it.
(phone ringing)
No.
There are rules to this.
If I am interrupted, I
cannot guarantee your safety.
You call this safety?
(Grant chanting)
Lil, where are you?
You're supposed to be here an hour ago.
Come on please.
I got stuff to do tonight.
(phone ringing)
Tell whoever this is, you're fine.
You understand me?
Dave.
I'm at the graveyard, come help me.
Help me.
Watch the bar.
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(Lillian crying)
Now we have a problem.
Every time I'm interrupted,
I have to start at the
beginning of the ritual.
Just go take care of it,
I will finish this.
But you told me I needed to be
here to call for my wife.
She won't recognize your voice.
Just, go.
No Grant please, Grant please, please.
Grant no, Grant, no.
(tense music)
(Lillian crying)
Hi there.
Honestly, I'm just as surprised as you.
I didn't think you'd be
so easy to come back here.
Fuck you.
It's no wonder that he changed.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
That's not very nice.
What did you do to him?
Oh, I think that's your fault too.
[Lillian] No.
No.
Grant gave you so many chances,
now you get to pay the price.
I'll do anything.
Please, please.
It's gonna be beautiful.
Please just let me go, please.
[Brady] You'll see.
You don't have to do this.
This town has quite the hidden secret
that your sad neighborhood's ground keeper
accidentally discovered.
Lucky for him, he gets a wish.
Unlucky for you.
You're the price.
His wife.
Stand her up.
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(Brady chanting)
(Lillian crying)
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Sir, the cemetery's closed.
I know, I'm sorry.
I got a phone call from a friend of mine
that she was stuck here,
something was going on.
Last folks left here hours ago.
Your friend must be playing
tricks on you, young man.
Alright, I'm sorry.
You have a good night.
Have a good night.
(phone ringing)
(tense music)
Let's go (indistinct).
Where the fuck is the light.
It's over here.
[Dave] Go, turn it on.
Push the button in the corner.
It'll open up a hidden wall.
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
What did you do?
Bought some time.
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
(Brady chanting)
No. (Crying)
(Brady chanting)
(Brady chanting continues)
Lillian.
(Brady chanting)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(tense music)
Lillian.
(Lillian screaming)
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
No.
(Lillian screaming)
No. (Screaming)
What's going on?
This isn't the ritual.
What are you doing?
I'm doing exactly what you've asked me.
These are the arms of new life, my friend.
What is this?
The summoning is upon us.
You can't stop it.
(Lillian screaming)
This is not the deal.
[Lillian] No, no.
What deal?
[Lillian] No.
(Stacey screaming)
Take this upstairs and wave it under
the guy's nose is on the floor.
[Stacey] Which guy?
Big guy, with the mohawk.
David?
Davids here?
I guess so.
Wake up, come on.
Wake up.
We have to help your friends.
They're in trouble.
You said you wanted to see your wife
and you shall, in the afterlife
where you'll be reunited.
Brady, look at me.
Look at me you son of a bitch.
Summoning has begun. (Screams)
(Lillian screaming)
(Brady screaming)
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
(Lillian crying)
Are you okay?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry, Chuck.
I'm sorry.
I know.
[Lillian] I'm sorry.
(Stacey crying)
Go.
I'll destroy the hell gate.
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
(birds chirping)
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
I should have been stronger.
No, it's not your fault.
I just wish I could
tell him that I'm sorry.
He knows.
(gentle music)
Goodbye Chuck.
I'm really sorry.
I'm gonna miss you.
(gentle music)
(gentle music continues)
(gentle music continues)
Hello sub creatures.
Today's episode is going to be a long one.
We've got quite the story to tell.
[Lillian] Full of twists
and turns and scars.
With us today,
we have a new friend of
the show and you know him.
You love him.
Derek, introduce yourself.
You did a great job.
I'm Derek of "No Ghost Patrol".
Thank you guys.
Thank you Derek.
I guess we'll start from the beginning.
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
Keep using the darkness
to hide for demons within
And only the light
keeps them up at night
Bring back the hope
The bright light within
Come back at my soul
Where there's light inside
And find the dark
Rise inside, the pain
The shadow you've become
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
All of your torture, each laceration
A storm
And scars are the
remnants of tying her soul
No holding back
No standing down
Come back at my soul
Where there's light inside
And find the dark