The Hunter's Anthology: The Demon Hunter (2024) Movie Script
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That was a harsh stop.
Happens all the time.
Not like that.
It'll start up again any minute.
That's weird, there's no
passengers in the next car.
We're locked in.
What?
It's locked here too.
What the hell is going on?
We'll start up again soon right guys?
Careful kid you could hurt yourself.
How many times did we get
stuck on the trains every week,
it's gotta be nothing.
Empty cars maybe, but locked doors?
Maybe 'cause we're stopped.
Forget it, we're between stops.
Maybe if we just give it a minute.
Hey,
you know what's going on don't you?
Yeah, as a matter of fact I do.
Then why don't you say something?
I like to see what
I'm dealing with first.
I'm Mac.
Rod.
O-kay.
No one leaves this
train until I let you.
Why won't you let us?
Because kid, we got
a demon in our midst.
And it could be any one of you.
Don't get too close
partner, that includes her.
Her?
Please.
The fact is there's
demons all around us.
My job's to seek them out.
Okay whack-a-nuts,
you know, I'm open, I'm open to it.
I've been doing this a long time folks.
I'm damn good at it.
Demons, huh?
I don't know how you expect any
of us to believe you Max.
Mac. That's Mac.
I know you've all seen
things beyond the usual,
out of the realm of science,
beyond our comprehension,
the supernatural,
that's what drew me to you.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You've all seen things and yet,
you still don't think
there's even a chance
that a demon exists on this train.
It's probably you.
No, not me.
Quite the opposite in fact,
I'm what you call a demon hunter.
I got the ability to
feel a demon's presence
and contain it.
The problem with these supernatural encounters
is they shield who's who and what's what.
all those memories, they look the same.
But I can tell when you're all going to be
in the same place so I make sure I'm there
to grab a lot of you.
Couldn't have timed it any better
but then again, that's what I do.
And I promise you, one of
you is definitely a demon,
but who?
How long do you need to figure it out?
As long as it takes,
none of you would be candidates,
if you didn't have a
little gray in your past
and one of you has a soul
of absolute darkness,
but who?
Let's say there's a hint of
truth to what you're saying,
what happens to the
demon once you find it?
You can't be serious.
Demon hunting is my purpose in life.
I can only afford to be serious.
What's with the silver tip?
Insurance.
You know what?
I think I'll start with you.
What?
No way, I don't want any part of this.
Then our search is over
folks, we found our demon.
Fine, what are you going to do?
Take a peek into your soul.
Ma'am,
ma'am please.
Read the sign child, we're closed.
Please, it's an emergency,
I need to see the future.
I'm sorry, come back tomorrow.
Tomorrow's too late.
I have plans this evening.
It's all I've got, it's
an emergency, please.
You know, I normally
don't do this sort of thing.
Thank you.
You're welcome child.
Here, dry yourself off and
then we'll get started.
I saw the sign out
front, 100% guaranteed.
Is that really true?
Absolutely, I pride myself on that.
Now tell me why did you feel the need
to come out here at this hour?
I just, I have the feeling
like I'm in danger you know?
That something bad's gonna happen
and I need you to help me figure out why.
What's your name, child?
Tabitha.
I'm Madame Renee,
you're safe here Tabitha.
My clients are like family to me
and under no circumstances
will anyone harm you
under my watch.
Now, what would you like
today, a palm reading?
Horoscope?
Dialogue with the dead?
Actually, I was hoping
for a tarot reading.
Ah the cards, no room for error,
have you ever had one done before?
No, I've never been to a psychic.
I prefer fortune teller my dear,
psychic is so scientific, so negative.
Many of my friends are clients.
They vouch that you've never been wrong
with a reading, ever.
You're in good hands, 100% guaranteed.
You see my gift comes with
a great responsibility,
I can't afford to be wrong,
my entire reputation depends on it.
Now, shall we begin?
What is your question for the cards?
I guess,
what is this terrible
feeling I have about?
Luckily for us, the deck and
I have a spiritual connection.
See how the cards have
a mind of their own?
We'll do a standard
cross, what has happened,
what is happening and what will happen.
Please Tabitha cut the deck.
Now we're in business.
10 cards,
six in a cross,
four on the side,
present past future, external influences,
hopes and fears.
I've come to fear readings.
You see, fortune telling is a burden.
You never know if the news
is going to be good or bad,
but that's the price we pay
for having our fortunes read,
the truth.
We start with a major
Arcana card, the hermit,
it represents the loner, caution,
vigilance, sound like somebody you know?
Of course it does.
Now, let's find out what
your immediate challenge is,
based on your question.
The nine of swords.
Is that bad?
No, in your case I'll
assume it means anxiety,
that you need to trust your instincts,
but you're doing that already.
Maybe by looking into your past,
the problem will reveal itself.
This one friend of mine,
she told me you predicted
that she would have
a major career change, she
was fired three weeks later,
she decided to open her own business.
She followed her dream
thanks to your reading.
The greatest reward for a fortune teller is
that little push to greater success,
I am very happy for your friend.
Wonderful, the 10 of cups,
it seems that in your distant past
you grew up in a warm, loving
family with true friendships
and yet you are lonely now.
Maybe that's due to your
inability to trust anybody,
this deficit of love in your life
makes me assume that you are single.
That's exactly right,
but what does this have
to do with my bad feeling?
Did somebody ask you out recently?
Actually, yeah, this guy
I used to see at the gym,
he talks to me sometimes, asks me out.
I always say no.
Don't fear my child, it's reversed.
You know the death card normally
doesn't mean actual death,
that's a common misconception, in reverse
it could actually mean quite the opposite.
In this case, it
represents your recent past,
it just means immobility, slow changes
and if that's not it I'm sorry to say,
it could be something more dire than that.
It could be interpreted as
a narrow escape from death,
cheating death, I wonder if,
tell me about that guy again.
From the gym?
Maybe he's following you.
Maybe he is the bad
feeling, no need to fret
we will get to the bottom of this now,
wonderful the eight of
wands, my lovely Tabitha
you are in luck, your
best possible outcome,
brand new ideas are coming your way,
a new love, a new journey,
anything is possible.
Why don't we find a way to get you out of
this path of danger and onto a better one?
Got another one for you.
This guy I work with, he was really down,
unable to muster up the
courage to ask for some
promotion at work.
He came to see you
and you insisted the cards were clear
that he should go for it.
And?
What else?
It worked.
This is your second major Arcana card.
It's the Empress and it's reversed.
Your immediate future is
filled with indecision,
lack of understanding.
There's something happening
around you already, but what?
Four cards left,
factors affecting your situation.
The seven of cups, there's
something that you're not aware
of will affect you soon.
A secret, a lie maybe.
The two of swords reversed,
loss of balance in a relationship
violent passion, misunderstanding of love,
oh my dear child you must avoid that man.
I thought it was nothing.
Now that I think about
it, I see him everywhere.
I thought it was because he lives nearby,
but I see him at
restaurants, on the street.
That sounds like a
lot more than nothing.
We must find a way to keep you safe.
Good thing we have the cards to guide us.
The cards never lie.
This reminds me of my other friend.
He said you predicted
that something precious
would be taken from him.
He spent hours and hours hiding things,
his money, valuables, all material things.
He had no idea it would
end up being his wife.
I remember that man.
He didn't believe me, he
didn't listen to the cards.
You believe me dear don't you?
I do.
Some fates aren't ours
to decide I'm afraid,
that's why I said I read
fortunes with a heavy heart,
but let's finish yours and
find a way to help you.
Two cards left.
Another major Arcana card?
Your hopes and fears, the fool.
This can't be good.
This centers around a choice
you have to make and soon,
in your immediate future,
that man wants you dead.
One card left, the final outcome.
Come on, flip it.
Flip the card.
What is it?
The nine of Pentacles, reversed.
Loss is possible, danger from thieves,
caution,
death.
Based on your best possible
outcome, you can beat this.
Please Madame Renee,
let me stay here a little while longer,
at least until the storm passes.
I suppose a little while
longer couldn't hurt.
Thank you, Madame Renee, thank you.
I know,
why don't I do you?
Let me read your fortune,
anyone ever done that before?
No no.
Seriously?
Oh come one, you don't even
know what the cards mean.
I'll deal, you explain,
what else are we going to do?
You said what you gave me
before was all that you had.
Yeah and a good thing too.
I mean right, what else are we gonna do?
We'll treat it like a lesson.
Always wanted to try this.
What are you doing with $400
cash in your purse anyway?
No uh, we're doing you now,
cut the deck right?
Okay, so I start with inside of the cross?
Oh no like this child.
Right.
The magician and the present,
represents creativity,
skill, willpower, confidence.
Sounds about right,
100% guaranteed of course.
The two of Pentacles,
I'm able to handle multiple problems,
taking on a new task could be difficult.
Expect a helpful message.
Is Madame Renee stressed out?
Aren't we all.
Hey, maybe this reading will help you.
Yeah, maybe.
Okay, distant past is next, right?
The eight of cups, reversed.
Abandonment of one's original path.
Disappointment in love,
complaining without...
Something wrong?
No, complaining without cause,
the desire to leave one's
success for something better.
Remember that friend I told you about,
the one you predicted
would have a career change
and got fired?
Turns out she lost a flash drive
with a big presentation on
it, prepped it for months
for some big account, it just disappeared,
fired on the spot, ruined
the entire company.
But you said that you
found a new, better job.
Yeah but her startup
went under soon after,
the fortune was right, just
unfortunate that's all.
The strength card reversed.
That's the second major
Arcana card, right?
I guess it means weakness,
since it's facing the wrong way.
Lack of faith, tyranny,
abuse of power,
strength.
I think yes, this has to do
with someone I used to know.
Someone you know?
Okay, now we're in business.
Best possible outcome is next.
The hanged man.
Another major Arcana card?
I think you're going
for the world record.
But we're not even halfway
through yet, that's impossible.
The odds are-
The cards never lie,
best possible outcome,
change, reversal, abandonment,
sacrifice, improvement, rebirth.
What is this?
Who are you and what are you doing here?
I'm just reading your
fortune Madame Renee,
immediate future is next.
10 of swords, sudden misfortune,
the ruining of plans,
defeat, failure, pain.
This is the worst
fortune I've ever seen.
What do you want from me?
Why are you doing this to me?
Four cards left,
the queen of swords, a quick
and confident decision.
Someone who can bear their sorrow,
remember that other story I told you
about the guy I work with?
Of course you do, he was
competing for that promotion.
Soon after your reading his competition,
mysteriously went missing,
doesn't change that you were right,
just strange how it all happened.
External influences already?
Oh look, the page of
swords, so many swords.
We're done here, get out of my shop.
Now, now child, you
know it's bad luck to stop
in the middle of a reading,
besides how can we ever
solve your problems?
Outside forces you can't control,
an imposter, an unexpected event.
You.
Two cards left,
hopes and fears.
Impossible.
Will you look at that.
Another major Arcana card,
the Moon, deception, trickery
danger, disgrace.
Cards, 22 major Arcana
10 cards in the cross
four major Arcana cards,
that's almost half.
That last story I told you,
about the man you predicted
would lose something.
He wasn't just some friend,
he was my sister's husband
and you murdered her to
make your fortune true.
You're not a fortune teller,
you're a fortune maker.
You tell fortunes and
you keep your reputation
by making sure they come true,
no matter what the cost, 100% guaranteed.
That's right, I'm a fraud,
those cards are random pictures,
art, they mean nothing.
That's where you're wrong Madame Renee,
you might be a fraud, but the cards
are very, very real,
at least as long as someone
like me is handling them.
So many fortune tellers
try to make their clients
feel better by saying the death card
doesn't really mean they're gonna die.
The truth is, it usually does.
Time to make your fortune come true.
So wait, are you telling us Tabitha
murdered Madame Renee?
I didn't murder anyone,
but I can't stop the spirits
from casting their revenge,
I'm just the messenger, a medium.
Yeah well she still died,
Mac told it to us all the same.
Yeah but it's not like she didn't
come at her with a knife guys.
Right self-defense.
Yeah but Tabitha didn't
have to show up at all.
Madame Renee trusted her, took her in.
For a hell of a lot of money.
Wait Tabitha, so if you're a psychic
and can see the future
which one of them is the demon?
It doesn't work that
way, I need my cards.
Are you sure of what
you saw demon hunter,
what you're telling us?
I told it just as I saw it
as she saw it,
I can't just,
it's like watching TV,
I can see and hear experiences,
but I can't be sure of anyone's intent.
I think he's making this shit up.
What he saw was true.
Why admit to that?
That made you look pretty bad Tabitha.
Yeah exactly, because no
one in their right mind would,
it also proves I'm not the demon.
No, it doesn't.
Maybe you and Mac are working together,
acting like your story checks out when
you're really a plant.
Oh please, this guy
knew something about me
that nobody possibly could.
You're saying he's for real then.
Yeah he's for real.
Is Tabitha the demon, Mac?
I don't know.
And I won't until I look
through every one of your souls
one by one.
The answer always reveals itself.
I've never been wrong.
I don't think you're a demon.
Thanks, kid.
The two of you are married.
Gee, everyone's a psychic.
I hate sarcasm.
You're both connected.
Your stories are the same.
Get close so I can look
through one eye each, got it?
- Alright, we did it.
- I love this place.
New homeowners.
Just married.
What else could we ask for?
Hmm I don't know, little ones?
I was gonna say, "already?"
So tell me why we're staying
in on a Saturday night again?
We're celebrating our first
night in our new apartment,
so we're gonna use it.
You know, catch up on TV.
Clear off our DVR.
We should watch the wedding video.
- Again?
- Mhm.
Ugh, man at this rate,
we'll be hungover by midnight.
So wait, we have a brand new dishwasher,
yet we're hand washing
the champagne glasses.
These are not dishwasher safe.
They're wedding gifts.
- We have to take care of them.
- Right, right.
Hey, I say we watch this
week's "Sing to the Top."
It's the premier, when everyone stinks.
Oh.
How long until the
judges cover their faces
with their notes, dying laughing.
I give it five minutes.
Better hurry up 'cause
I'm about to hit play.
Stop. Wait, I'm not ready.
- Better hurry.
- Come on. Two seconds.
More like two hours.
I'm glad we found a
place with two bathrooms.
Should take care of half our fights.
Seriously.
DVR is paused and ready to go.
I love that you can do that.
Are you kidding?
- Best invention ever.
- Well, since VCR.
Since TV.
Since sliced bread.
Yeah what's the big deal
with the sliced bread thing.
Big deal.
This is DVR.
The sightings of a mysterious man
walking the city at night.
Ugh, so much crap on TV.
Yeah and we watch half of it.
Wow, check it out.
There's like a surveillance
camera at our front door.
You know, I sorta remember
them telling us that.
Awesome.
Now we can check to see
if it's really the delivery guy
or an axe murderer buzzing up.
It's actually pretty cool.
Oh this is nuts.
I can see people walking in and out.
What'd you expect, a marching band?
"Oh hey, I guess I should
hold the door for you."
"Would a never done it
unless you were hot."
"Let me help you with your keys."
"You're too kind."
"Let's just go back to my
room, so I can repay you."
Stop it.
- This is kind of addictive.
- Yeah.
And creepy.
Are you kidding?
You just-
I gotta pee now.
Put "Sing" back on.
Are you ready for it?
I wrote it myself.
Here it comes.
Somebody's out there.
Someone on camera sees me.
Who can it be?
Yeah, I'm-
Singing so badly, yeah!
I just know it.
They're watching me.
Some guy on TV.
Oh yeah bring it.
They're watching me.
They're watching you.
They're watching us.
They're watching.
Whoa, 80's freeze. Nice.
Through to the next round.
Let's just hope the crazies
on "Sing" sing this bad,
or it's gonna be one boring ep-
What the hell.
Oh this should be good.
Seriously, Maddie, come see this.
Ow.
That wasn't funny.
Thanks for scaring the bejesus out of me.
Really.
Now I know how they feel in
those bad movies, so cliche.
What are you doing?
What if it's trying to break in?
We have to call the police.
Wait, that front door
has that whole security
system thing going on.
No way it can get in
without a key or the code.
It is trying to get it in.
Cops.
It's dead.
Cell phone.
Okay. Why wouldn't any phones work?
Oh my god, do you see that?
We can't call anyone.
We can't leave.
I can't even get online.
What does it want?
Well if that lurker thing
can't get in the front door
then it definitely can't
get in the hallway.
Maybe a neighbor has a working phone?
But we don't know anyone here yet.
Well, we're neighbors.
It's time to be neighborly.
I mean it is Saturday night.
Weather's decent.
People are out.
Everyone's out?
Everyone who lives here. It's possible.
There are 15 apartments here, right?
Yeah, but there's no way
anyone's watching out front
unless they're expecting a guest or food.
And expecting them right now.
Yeah, at 10:30.
Fat chance.
Maybe we should try another floor?
Maybe we should just wait it out?
This psycho's still working the building
across the street.
Maybe it's a good time to go downstairs.
What? Why?
The emergency phone in the lobby.
But what if he comes back.
Our front door is safe.
Even if it finds a way to
bust it down, it'll take time.
That phone is our only chance to get help.
You just stay here, and
keep an eye on channel 14.
I'll go.
No way, Clint, not alone.
If you're going, I'm going with you.
No connection.
Our first night here and nothing works.
I don't think it's the apartment.
Something's up.
We can't go run for help, can we?
He's out there somewhere.
We're safest here behind our security.
But the station's only a
few blocks away, you know.
Don't even think about it, Clint.
Can we email 911?
Is that even a thing?
We can't connect, remember?
Ah.
What are you doing?
Just looking. I want to
see if he's still out there.
He could be right there.
Wait!
Who the hell are you?
I'm George, 4B.
What are you guys doing?
Does your phone work?
Yeah? Why?
You're the new couple up in 5B.
I'm right under you.
Yeah, yeah. I'm Clint.
This is Madison.
Hey
You folks okay?
Yeah.
Well, no.
Been quite a night actually.
Did you know we had a
surveillance camera out front?
Yeah.
I never use it though.
You can see it all on channel 14.
Huh.
So, what's the problem?
This is gonna sound a little crazy,
but he saw this shady
looking guy out front
trying to break in.
Yeah? What'd he look like.
I don't know
I wouldn't worry about it.
We're all safe here.
We've got good security.
Would you mind if we check on your TV,
so we know it's not just us.
Like in my apartment?
Would that be a problem?
Alright, if it'll make you feel better.
But I got a lot of stuff to do tonight.
So just a minute, okay?
- Great.
- Absolutely
And maybe use your phone?
Fine.
Lucky for all of us, you
don't look dangerous.
You're not crazy, right?
Do we look crazy to you?
Kinda.
Hope you don't mind, I'm gonna
take the garbage out first.
It's getting heavy.
- Of course.
- Yeah.
Okay so the obvious,
how do we know he's not the lurker.
Just what I was thinking.
For starters, this guy's human.
Just had to throw that out there.
That other thing was something else,
like a gremlin or something.
Oh we've got gremlins now.
But what if George is
the cute and fuzzy side.
It's what 10:45?
Just don't feed him after midnight.
Come on.
Hey, you guys should get
a deadbolt for your door
if you haven't already.
Just one lock would make me nervous.
What channel was it?
Channel 14
I know this all seems silly to you.
Eh, you're in a new place.
You both believe you saw the same thing.
I get it.
No harm in checking it out.
Looks like whoever was there is gone now.
It's a creepy view though, no doubt.
Figures.
Water? Soda? Beer?
No thanks.
I'm sorry to trouble you.
Hey, could I check your phone.
Eh, sure.
Huh.
No signal.
Well that is weird.
Neither one works.
Could be a power thing.
Sun spots or whatever.
Could be that it's cloudy outside.
I'm sure they'll work again soon.
Guys, relax okay.
Put on a comedy or something.
Get some sleep.
Even if there was someone out there,
he's gone now.
Well thanks anyway, George.
It was nice to meet you.
We'll see you around.
If we survive the night.
Getting used to a new
place takes some time.
It's a great building.
Well I feel crazy.
You know, George made a great point
about getting a deadbolt.
Yeah, first thing tomorrow.
No question.
Should we get back to the TV.
Maybe we shouldn't.
No I meant, "Sing to the Top."
Just in case, I don't
want it knowing we're home.
God.
This is so not funny.
I know.
Oh shit.
No, no, no, no, no.
I forgot I paused it before we left.
So?
We're behind.
What is he-
I don't know. I'm trying to catch up.
Do it faster.
How long ago was this?
I'm not sure.
We're not live.
Wait, slow it down.
What the hell is that thing.
He's here Clint.
He's inside the building.
I'm still not caught up.
What are you doing?
Ridding the world of this thing.
With a baseball bat?
If I have to.
Don't you dare open that door, Clint.
Wasn't planning on it.
It's him.
He's right outside.
Seriously, tomorrow, deadbolt.
Are you kidding me?
What the hell was that thing?
The cops will never believe us.
Yeah, which is why we can't tell them.
Either way, we killed a man.
You sure that was a man?
He was the lurker through
the peep-hole a moment ago.
I swear.
He must have killed our real neighbor
and taken his keys while
we were knocking on doors.
So you're telling me the
apartment he let us into
wasn't even his.
Let's put "Sing" back on.
I need to laugh.
Okay, and now I'm freaked out.
I don't understand how
he kept changing form.
In person, he looked
completely normal, like George.
But,
then he didn't.
He looked like-
Like a demon.
Interesting.
Maybe you have a gift
That's what we're calling it?
But why didn't he kill you
guys earlier in the hall?
Or the apartment?
He was obviously toying with them.
But why?
'Cause he's a demon, Rod.
There's too many plot holes, guys.
Maybe Clint imagined the lurker form.
Believe me, the mind can
play tricks under stress.
I saw it too, Steven.
Plus, the stress started after we saw it,
not before.
Relax. I was just saying.
Don't tell her to relax, man.
Fine, you relax.
Guys!
This is getting us nowhere.
Is one of them the demon or not, Mac?
It's possible.
Where there's murder, there's demons.
Was the lurker a demon?
Certainly has the
makeup, but still not our demon.
Just our luck.
I think it's your turn.
Me, why me?
Why not?
Don't worry.
My parents are so not scary.
The fact you're even here shows you care.
I know, I just,
I hope they like me.
What's not to like?
Besides, we're here for grandma, not them.
Steven?
Hey, it's good to see you again.
It's down the hall into the right.
Thanks Grace.
She knows you?
Yeah, I've been here a lot recently.
Grandma's been getting worse.
My parents told me today was important,
but I'm not sure why.
We are meant to be together!
You were supposed to love me!
I wanna warn you about grandma.
Um, she can be a little.
No, I understand.
Um, we're in a psychiatric
ward if that's what you mean.
Well, she's not violent, just out there.
You're not crazier than me!
Whoa.
Yeah, you hear stuff
like that sometimes.
I feel for them, they
don't choose to be sick.
Most people don't even
give them the time of day,
act like it's their fault.
That's sad.
It's good to see you here again, Steven.
How's grandma?
Well, she's fine, just fine dear.
It's better if you just go see her.
Mom, dad, this is my girlfriend, Kate.
Uh, why didn't
you tell us about her, son?
Yeah Steven, why didn't you?
Because as you can see,
they get weird about this kind of stuff.
Nonsense Steven, you only think we do.
Can we go see grandma now?
Thanks for the heads up.
No, they're just acting weird.
I'm glad you said it
first, but I knew it.
I should have told them I was coming.
I'm sorry Kate, it's just that.
Uh, this is it.
Three person max.
Your friend will have to stay out here.
Listen um, wait outside
and I'll come get you after.
Yeah, I get it.
Hey Steven,
you never told me what was
wrong with your grandma.
What the?
Where's grandma?
Come,
sit,
relax
Mom, what's going on?
Now, now dear, be still.
Mom, what are you doing?
Oh Steven, don't you know,
grandma's been gone for years.
You're the patient here.
Now, doctor's orders to take
these pills so you need too.
What did you do with grandma?
Oh Steven, listen to yourself.
You're sick.
Now don't fret.
This will calm you down.
I'm sorry mom.
Just get back here Steven!
Kate, run!
Run!
Get back here, Steven!
No!
You get back here, Steven!
Steven, get back here now.
Steven, there's no where to run.
What the hell did you do?
He just appeared.
Code gray, we have a code gray.
It's no use, I already tried it.
Are you okay?
I guess so.
Why is everyone going crazy?
I feel like I'm going crazy.
Try to remember, think.
My parents.
They care about you.
They've been here helping the doctors.
Nobody ever said anything
about restraining you.
What?
You were in on this?
Yeah.
I work here.
No you don't, you're my girlfriend.
We met in school.
You've never been here
before in your life.
You're here for me to visit my grandma.
Your grandma hasn't been here in years.
Steven, you know this.
I visit her all the time, I remember.
You used to.
I went along with this as
part of your rehab, okay?
It's, it's what the doctors wanted.
Steven, think.
Do you remember us walking in together?
Of course I do.
I mean, everyone knows me
because I'm here all the time.
Yeah,
but as a patient.
I did meet you here.
Yes.
Oh, so I'm crazy now, is that it?
Sh, they'll hear you.
Something's off.
If you work here, then why are you hiding?
You're not telling me something.
You need to remember on your own.
I can't think.
They told me you were schizophrenic.
No, grandma is.
What are those?
Pills they wanted me to take.
I just thought I'd.
Oh my God.
I remember.
I am a patient.
It's strange how you're
thinking more clearly
as the medicine's wearing off.
Let me see.
How long have I been here?
Months.
Wait, these aren't anti-psychotics.
Great, so I'm psychotic now too?
No, actually you're
not, look, that's DMT,
not chlorpromazine or haloperidol
or whatever you're supposed to be taking.
Well, how do you know what it is?
DMT comes in many forms.
This is one of them.
So I'm getting better, not worse.
Well, if this is DMT,
then these pills aren't
preventing my schizophrenia,
they're causing it.
Throw them away.
But I need them, I know I need them.
That's what they want you to think.
Throw them away.
You're just
feeling the effects of what's
left in your system, okay?
Um, DMT is N-dimethyltryptamine,
it's like the strongest
psychedelic drug out there.
It causes vivid hallucinations,
it twists the truth,
it makes you forget.
How do I know all that?
Your studies.
Right, I was studying
to be a psychiatrist.
So I'm a student and a patient?
That doesn't make any sense.
You're almost there Steven.
What else do you know?
Um, I know DMT doesn't last very long,
so they must've compounded
it with an MOA inhibitor.
You need it to wear off
in order to get your truth.
My parents think I'm nuts.
I need this to wear off
now, I need to remember, I,
how did I end up here?
How do I?
Focus.
They're going to check
the stairwell eventually.
What do I do, Kate?
There's only one way we can go.
I got this.
Over here! Let's get them.
They're coming back quick.
Find somewhere to hide.
I can't tell if I'm
getting better or worse.
If you're a nurse, why are you helping me?
I've been taking care
of you for awhile and,
well, we, we fell in love and
ever since I found out what
they were doing to you, I,
I wanna help you.
DMT, they must have a
stash of it somewhere.
We have to get rid of it, all of it.
But where are they hiding it?
I don't know.
I have to tell my parents I'm okay.
They need to know what's going on.
Steven, no.
Steven, no.
Steven!
Okay listen, I um.
What the hell is this?
Fight it Steven, fight it.
You need your rest.
You're not yourself.
Take your medication, son.
No, mom, dad, I'm not crazy.
They've been drugging me.
No, no, no.
You're just having...
Get off me!
What kind of father are you?
Steven Capshaw, you'll
stop this insanity right now.
You're not thinking straight, Steven.
Think.
Why would your parents
want to keep you here?
How could your own mother
want to strap you down,
inject you with something?
What kind of parent would
do that to their child?
You're right, they wouldn't.
They're not really my parents.
They're my doctors.
Take your pills.
Get off of me!
They've been drugging me.
Tell them what you saw, tell them!
I remember, I remember someone died.
He's lying!
Paranoid schizophrenia,
pathological liar, delusional.
Nothing he says is credible
or makes any sense.
It's all in his file.
This is nice.
What the hell is in that?
He's dangerous, sedate the prisoner!
Prisoner?
You heard that, he said prisoner.
I mean patient.
No, I remember now, I'm
not a patient here at all.
I came here one day to visit as a student.
I just wanted to take a
leak, but I saw it happen.
These two doctors gave some
violent patient a sedative
to calm him down, but it was too much.
A seizure like this, he never woke up.
I tried to help and they
grabbed me and strapped me down.
Must've given me DMT pills.
I don't remember anything
making much sense after that.
Until now.
They kept it going to shut me up.
They kept feeding me that poison.
Why are you two idiots standing there?
Can't you see he's dangerous?
Sedate him!
I have to find the rest of the pills.
Steven, the utility room.
Oh, thanks Grace.
Come on.
Where is it, where is it?
Come on, come on.
Jesus.
Don't be stupid, Steven.
You're sick.
We can help you.
I don't need help, you
sick bastard, you do.
No!
It had to be done.
It had to be done.
Seems like there's a fine
line between doctor and patient.
No, no, no, no, no!
It had to be done.
No, it had to be done!
It had to be done!
I may not have enough to
get him for the man he killed,
but they can get him
for what he did to me.
Thanks for believing in me.
Do you remember everything now?
I think it's finally
starting to wear off for good.
I know.
I know it is
and I'm so sorry.
For what?
The same name tag I
wore the day I came here?
I'm not real, Steven.
You made me up in your own mind.
Once the drugs wear off,
I'm gone for good.
What?
No.
I can't lose you, not now.
I love you.
There must be more somewhere.
Steven, you have to let me go for you.
Kate, you're real.
Something about you is real.
What we have is real
and one day, you'll find it again.
Kate, no.
No.
Well, now I'm depressed.
That's so sad.
I wish there was magic in your story.
Maybe then Kate could have stayed.
Interesting point, kid.
There was nothing
supernatural in his story.
Yeah, what's that about, Mac?
Well, that's not entirely true.
The other day, just like she said I would,
I saw Kate right before my
eyes walking down Sixth Ave.
Are you guys missing the obvious?
Steven killed that doctor lady.
Of course he did, she's nuts.
But he chose to kill her.
He didn't have to inject her
with that needle, did he?
Oh, I don't know, Clint.
Maybe they had me really, really
doped up on a strong drug.
You killed someone too, you know?
But he was a demon.
Okay everyone, shut up.
You see what he sees, right?
If you're watching
from the point of view of
the certifiably insane.
I'm not insane.
We don't know that, which
makes your story unreliable.
If Steven truly was schizophrenic,
which I'm not saying you are,
my vision would be a bit off.
But still, we're not done.
There's two of you left.
Two cards left.
Okay kiddo, your turn.
It's fine, Mac, I'll go next.
A girl your age on the train at 3:00 AM
doesn't sit right with me.
Me neither.
Does your mom know you're here?
My mom?
Like she cares.
Come on, man.
She's not the demon, look at her.
She's just a kid.
I'm sorry, is she
too young to be a demon?
You think demons just
fall out of the sky at 18?
21, 30?
Well I doubt from the
sky, I mean, maybe lower.
Is this a joke to you?
Do you know how long
I've been doing this?
The hell I've seen?
How long have you been doing this?
Long before you were born, pal.
Demons are either born into
this world through the guise
of humans or a human
chooses to become one.
Sometimes it takes them a
while to know what they are,
sometimes they've always known.
Either way, no age is
too young for pure evil.
And we're running out of time.
Aren't you going to pick it up losers?
Why can't you just leave us alone?
Because I'm having too much fun proving
what losers you are.
How do you two live?
You're so pathetic.
Whoops.
What?
Gonna use your Siamese Kung Fu on us now?
The Siamese are from Siam
stupid and Kung Fu is Chinese.
Besides, we're not Siamese
twins we're conjoined.
Conjoined?
What does that even mean?
That's even funnier!
Why do you have to be such monsters?
We're the monsters?
You've got two of everything.
We're still two different people.
Oh my god!
Go back to the carnival, you freaks.
Why did you have to stab her?
Oh stopped taking crap from
that pom pom cheerleading bitch.
The only way to handle a bully
is a punch them right back
in their big fat mouth.
Instead you waste all your
time reading your stupid books.
You're just as bad as she is.
I'm trying to help you.
I wish I could just
be separated from you.
Wouldn't that be nice?
What's stopping you?
You know the doctors can do it.
The fact that we could die.
Oh, well, if you had
the guts maybe I'd finally
have a spine .
That doesn't make any sense.
We both have spines.
I wish
All clear?
Now maybe they'll think
twice before messing with us.
You shouldn't have done
it Jess, now they're pissed.
You really thought we
weren't gonna figure out
which way you've been going?
Great, now you can remind
us the we're conjoined twins,
you know, in case we forgot.
Hope that hurts like hell.
It does and now you're gonna pay.
Maybe a night in the old
well will teach you a lesson.
Please Christina don't.
She doesn't have the guts.
Maybe we'll figure
out how to get them out,
like tomorrow maybe.
I hate you!
It's freezing.
We can't even climb the rope in gym.
We're stuck down here just
like I'm always stuck with you.
It's all your fault.
You can never stick up for yourself.
Get away from me.
All you ever do is
blame me for everything.
Dead weight.
We're in the wishing well
Too bad wishes never come true.
I believe in wishes.
What do you wish for?
For Christina and Joe
to die a horrible death?
That's a terrible thing to wish for.
Maybe wishes do come true.
This one is from the
early nineteen hundreds.
Perhaps it's worth something.
Check this one out.
I've never seen one like this before.
It looks like it's in
Hebrew or Arabic, maybe.
I'm not sure.
How would you know?
I read?
I wish it were in English.
What just happened?
Who cares, you know how
money we're gonna make?
It says three wishes.
There's more, three rules.
Intention is everything.
What does that mean?
It means don't be stupid, stupid.
Rule two, say I wish to wish.
Don't interrupt!
Rule three, you can't unwish a wish.
Awesome, three wishes.
Two wishes.
What do you mean two wishes,
it says three right there.
But I wished to be
able to read the coin.
I used one.
Way to go dummy, you wasted one.
If I hadn't, we wouldn't
even know we had three wishes.
Well, since you royally
screwed up, I get the last two.
That's not fair, we each get one.
But we have to think
carefully about what it says.
The rule sounds complicated..
I wish to be out of this
well and back in the park.
Totally works.
What the hell?
Now we only have one wish left.
Ah, I wish we had a million wishes.
That wish never works,
now we've used them all up.
The rules didn't say that.
Watch, I wish for us
to be back in the well.
It didn't work?
The rules said we can't
unwish a wish, remember?
If we wished ourselves out of the well,
we can't wish ourselves back in.
I wish we were back in our room.
Told ya, that was
four, unlimited wishes.
999,996 to be exact.
You asked for a million.
Tomorrow at school it's
gonna be payback time.
No, wishes are based on intention.
Right, so we don't have to
worry about being too literal,
like in every wishing story ever.
The coin knows what we mean.
Jess, we have to think before we wish
and we have to agree.
I wish you had no wishes.
When you asked for a
million wishes, you said us
and you can't unwish a wish.
I wish that if you ever
wish to separate us,
we lose all of our wishes.
You little bitch.
Then I wish you can't
ever wish to separate us
so that we don't lose our powers.
Good, can't get rid of me,
I have to keep my eye on you.
Wouldn't dream of it.
Morning losers.
I wish you'd fall on your face.
Whoa, ha ha.
I wish that didn't happen.
Can't unwish a wish.
I wish to fix her nose?
You suck!
Tomorrow, I will be
assigning you new lab partners
and we'll..
Excuse me.
New lab partners, good luck with that.
I wish you guys never
to laugh again, ever.
I wish that they could make
sounds, almost like laughing,
when they normally would be laughing.
You're awesome at this.
I see you both clawed your way out.
Did you call the bearded lady
or did you trapeze yourself out?
Hey look, they're so hate-able
they even hate each other.
If I was a freak, I'd hate me too.
You're the pathetic ones.
You have no idea what it's like
being picked on day after day.
Yeah, cause we're the ones
everyone wants to be like.
Well, I wish you...
I wish the two of you were
conjoined twins just like us.
I wish us out of here.
Oh my god I'm a dude!
I was having fun.
You know we could have ended up anywhere.
Why the well?
Intention is everything,
I thought of it.
Oh my god, did you see their faces?
Why couldn't you just wish
for her to leave us alone?
And let her off easy?
Hell no!
That was justice if I ever saw it.
Ruining their lives?
They left us for dead, Jen.
The only way to stop a
bully is to be the bully.
Christina did what she wanted
because popularity is power.
We have the power now.
And you're abusing it.
That makes us just like her.
So?
We deserve her life.
Damn, I should've connected
them by their faces.
Wait, I still can, can't I?
I wish for Christina and Joe
to forget ever not being conjoined.
Unbelievable.
Where's the torture in that?
They're the first boy/girl
conjoined twins ever.
Isn't that torture enough?
I wish for them to wet
their beds once a week
for the rest of their lives.
Stop it, Jess.
All right, that's it.
If you wanna make a wish, you
have to run it by me first.
If not, I'll unwish it.
You can't unwish a wish.
I'll figure something out.
If you hate me so much, why
don't you just wish me dead?
Because you're my sister.
Whatever, I'm bored.
Let's go home.
You're back.
Was I dreaming?
I doubt it.
You're doing this to me.
I wish my head didn't hurt.
I've been wishing while you're asleep.
I like to wish you dead,
then six hours later bring you back.
That way I can relax
without you, you know.
That way I can keep my powers
in case that counts as separation,
'cause I wasn't really sure on
what you intended, you know.
I created a monster.
I'm not the monster, you are!
No stupid, I really
created a monster, in there.
Tomorrow, I think I'll bring it to school
and let it kill everyone.
Won't that be fun to watch?
You want to see my monster now?
No.
Hey monster, show yourself.
I wish that monster away.
You can't unwish a wish, Jenn.
I wish it can't harm anyone, ever.
Damn it Jenn, I'd kill you permanently
but you'd literally be dead weight.
I'd wish for you not to wish any more,
but I can't unwish my wish
to have a million wishes.
I'd wish to be separated from you,
but then I'd lose all my powers.
I need to get rid of you,
but I don't know how.
I wish you couldn't harm anyone ever.
Won't work Jenn,
I've already wished to
harm too many people.
Then I wish we were separated.
I already wished you can't wish that.
Then I wish we were in surgery
about to be separated by someone else.
I wish, I wish...
No!
No, no more
I wish one remembers you ever existing.
Jeez folks, don't piss her off.
You killed your sister?
Yes, and it was the hardest
most awful thing ever.
That's why I'm here now.
I just came from the hospital.
Can't you see that I've saved you all?
She was dangerous.
Okay, so another murder, what now?
Wish kid, mind wishing to
reveal the demon, save us time?
I can't wish anymore.
I wished to be separated, remember?
Is she the demon, Mac?
Certainly has the makeup,
but so do the rest of you.
Like her coin said,
intention is everything.
I don't know what any
of you were thinking.
That was the first intentional murder.
Oh, please.
They've all been intentional.
Well, that just leaves
you then, Pretty Boy.
Mine's pretty silly, actually.
It's not like I killed anyone or anything.
You know. It's trivial.
Somehow, I doubt that.
Well, you wouldn't believe
me if I told you anyway.
Okay, maybe you guys would.
Fine.
Let's get this over with, demon hunter.
Hey, Rod.
I'd thank God it's Friday
if I wasn't working Saturday, right?
Huh, right.
I knew it. You like the new girl.
Carol.
Right, right, Carol.
You should ask her out.
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Because I knew you'd say that.
Well, why not?
So awkward.
We work together.
She's gonna say "no"
anyway, so what's the point?
Here we go again.
You realize, you just give
me three excuses, three?
You have any idea how many girls like you?
Doesn't mean she does.
Fine, then ask someone out
that we do know likes you.
There's plenty.
But they're not Carol.
Seriously, ugh.
That leaves like no one but
her. You're so damn picky.
No, I'm not.
I'm focused.
You know what? I got a solution for you.
Yeah, when I'm done, she's
gonna be asking you out.
I got my ways.
You'll see.
Gotta be subtle.
Now get back to work.
I mean, really, where are your priorities?
Anyone here?
It says open.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Ha.
Geez, ah.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, crap!
I know.
Everyone skips a beat when
they first see my hotness.
It'll pass.
That's not why I skipped a beat.
Sure it isn't, sweetie.
Are you Miss Moon-Hi?
Yeah, but you can call me
Mooni, because you're cute.
And everyone else does.
Ah, okay.
Do you sell, like, um,
magic potions?
Yeah, found a card?
Wonderful!
Right this way.
Cute butt too.
I heard that.
That was the plan.
Do you actually make all
these potions yourself?
Watch your step.
That half of the room is just a mirror.
I'm kidding.
You mystics are hilarious.
Mystics?
You're not here to have
your fortune read, are you?
This is a potion shop.
No, I know.
Good, I hear Madame Renee down that way
will give you that 100% guarantee thing.
What a quack.
Do these potions really work?
I was hoping you could help
me with a girl problem.
You?
I know just the thing, and
it'll cost you nothing.
Forget these silly potions.
Come back to my place.
I thought this was your place.
No, my place around the corner.
I knew this was a mistake.
Oh, take that ladle out of your ass.
I was just kidding.
What's your name, Cute Butt?
Rod.
Of course it is.
Someone like you shouldn't
have girl problems.
Shows what you know.
Oh yeah, I see it now.
You're one of those.
One of what?
Let me guess.
In high school, zits all over.
No, no, no, you used to be fat, right?
Well, both, actually.
Typical ugly duckling who
doesn't know he's a swan.
Oh, you have some deep-rooted
issues going on in there.
Geez, am I really that screwed up?
The point is, baby, I'd take you home
any day of the week, including Sunday.
Thoughts?
Why would Sunday make a difference?
Oh, you're hot.
Do yourself a favor. Go home now.
Don't involve yourself
with the magic potions
or the problems they bring.
I'll go with you.
You know, for a confidence booster.
One-night special.
I was hoping you could
actually just sell me
a love potion instead
and we can call it a day.
A love potion?
The arrogance.
What kinda magic potion store
doesn't sell a love potion?
I have all sorts of potions here,
some more expensive than others, but
no one has ever come
up with a love potion.
Right, yeah, of course,
what was I thinking?
Time to take Mooni home with me?
Is that what you were thinking?
I'll see you around.
We do have a lust potion,
but it's not the same.
A lust potion?
That's right.
Let me guess. It's only temporary.
Not at all.
Then I'll take it.
If you're willing to
give this to a woman,
you can't possibly love her.
Love her? I don't even know her.
How much?
This is lust potion number--
Who cares? How much?
For you, Cute Ass, an even 450.
Four-hundred-fifty? Are you nuts?
I'm giving you the cute guy
discount. It's usually five.
This is a very powerful, rare mixture.
I don't even know if it works.
Have a sip. I'll give
you the night of your life.
Fine, if it doesn't work, come back.
I'll refund 50%.
50%? That's the worst
deal I've ever heard.
350 if you take me home.
450 it is.
Sold.
No offense.
Why is it whenever someone
says that, I'm offended anyway.
450, my friend.
Let's just get this over
with before I change my mind.
I'm surprised a place
like this isn't cash only.
With all this power, we
keep our clients limited,
but we're legit.
It would be chaos.
Yeah, limited to
those who can afford it.
So this is what it feels
like to get robbed?
Last chance to reconsider.
No, no, I'll try anything.
Of course, you know,
you have to make sure
you're the first person she
sees after she takes a drink.
Nope, didn't know that one.
Thanks, though, for that last major detail
you almost forgot to tell me.
As long as she sees you,
you're the one she'll lust over.
For how long?
Forever, Cute Ass.
Unless she finds out you gave it to her.
Awareness of the magic is the only thing
that breaks the spell.
It won't be a problem.
Well, if it is, another lust potion
will never work on her again.
You have an out, but once
you use it, that's it.
We tend to build immunities
to magic, of course.
Right, everyone knows that.
Any other last-minute, super-important
warnings I should know about?
Tell anyone about this place,
and I'll kill you.
Okay, that's not a warning.
That's a threat.
Is it?
Pretty sure.
Just kidding.
I see that ladle still has
a warm home up your ass.
On that very high note,
I'll see you around.
Coffee?
How sweet, thanks.
I hate Mondays, don't you?
Oh, yeah, the worst.
You seem different today.
Huh.
Are you feeling all right?
Yeah.
Mm, coffee's fantastic today.
Tastes the same to me. See you later.
See you.
I know this is kind of
inappropriate at work,
but who cares, right?
Do you wanna get drinks later?
Me?
Yeah, great.
Your idea was genius.
She asked me out.
Had no idea it'd really work.
See? I told you I had you covered.
Just keep it on the DL.
I can't be doing favors for everyone.
That would be chaos.
Boy do I owe you one.
You okay, Sport? You're
almost an hour late.
Uh-huh, yup, I'm good.
Oh, hey, hey. How did the date go?
Great. It ended like a second ago.
Yuy.
Ah.
Rough night?
Whew, yeah. Like really intense.
Okay, you know, say no
more. I don't wanna hear.
I'll see you again tonight.
You're right. She's ... intense.
Yep, but it's okay.
Best night of my life last night.
You look terrible.
Gee, thanks.
Everything okay with Carol?
Too good.
Nonstop, day and night for the last week.
No sleep.
Like, seriously ... no sleep.
I'm spent.
You can't keep this up, you know?
I want to.
Then what's wrong?
I feel ... I feel guilty.
Guilty for what?
You know, this is all
based on one big lie.
What lie?
You know, your idea.
If I come clean, I'm
gonna lose her for sure.
I'm not being ungrateful,
but keeping this secret
from her is just wrong.
Look, I don't understand
why you feel so bad,
but if it's killing you,
just tell her the truth.
She'll get over it.
Get over it? This is
like a really big deal.
But, yeah, it's the right thing to do.
I'm gonna do it.
Hey, hey.
What's wrong?
We have to talk.
I know, after what I'm about to tell you,
you won't love me anymore,
but I have to tell you
because I love you.
You love me?
Carol, I don't know how to say this,
so I'm just gonna say it.
I gave you a lust potion.
A lust potion?
Yeah, I spiked your
coffee with it on Monday.
I'm so sorry.
I'm serious.
Of course, how could
you possibly believe me?
But I do believe you.
You didn't need to use
a silly potion on me.
How do you know that?
I mean, how could you know that for sure?
Does it matter?
I love you.
Even now?
So...
We're cool?
Looks like that went well.
You see, no sweat.
You know, Mooni said
that if she became aware
of the lust potion, she'd
snap right out of it.
But I guess this means that
she always really liked me.
Uh, Mooni? Love potion?
No, lust potion.
Come on, the business card you left me.
Your genius plan?
What? What card, Rod?
The business card that you left me
right here on the counter.
What are you talking about?
My plan was to talk you
up to Carol, so I did.
A love potion. Lust potion.
Good one, buddy.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Hello.
Come back here, now.
Lost something?
This wasn't William's card. It was yours.
I ... no.
All this time, I've been feeling guilty
when it should've been you.
You were there when I found this card.
It was you who spiked
me with the lust potion
first in my coffee.
That's why you believed me.
And why I spent $450 on one for myself!
Damn.
How could you do that do me?
You were willing to do it to me.
Only because you did it to me first.
But you still have
feelings for me, don't you?
No!
You're wrong. You do love me.
I know it.
You just needed ... a little push.
We were so happy together.
You're out of your mind.
Give me another chance.
It's never going to happen.
I don't want you. You're crazy!
I never wanted you. You tricked me.
No!
You can't do this. We
were meant to be together.
I'll never love you!
Hey, security, yeah, we need you here.
Carol, look, I'm sorry.
No!
Oh my God, there's a knife.
You were supposed to love me.
You were supposed to love me!
Look, if you really love
me, you won't hurt me.
Right?
Carol.
No!
Oh my God.
That's the most disturbing
thing I've ever heard.
Really? That won the contest?
See? I never killed anyone.
You might as well have.
Yeah, and you agreed to
use a lust potion on her.
That's sick.
What?
No, every move I made
after drinking the coffee
that she gave me first wasn't me.
That's not what keeps me up at night.
Brings a new meaning to
drinking under the influence.
That's for sure.
You could've handled her
better, Rod, once you knew.
Maybe she wouldn't have died.
Yeah, that's what does
keep me up at night.
But, she took away my
free will. I was pissed.
You of all people should
understand that, Steven.
You don't know for sure
she gave you a lust potion.
Mac didn't see it, and she
never outright admitted it.
Like Mac says, we can't
know what you were thinking.
Intention is everything.
Right, kid?
You really think I'm dumb enough
to spend $450 on a lust potion?
I mean, what kind of a nutjob
would willingly do that?
Carol, apparently.
It doesn't make me a demon.
Tell 'em, Mac.
I for one am starting to
think it's clear that none of us
are the demons from our stories.
Those demons are dead.
Yeah, Mac, maybe you
just made a mistake.
I don't make mistakes, partner.
Steven's right. We have that in common.
We're all the victims of our own demons.
Your sister was the victim
in your story, Tabitha, not you.
No?
And that wife of yours, if
she got killed by a fake,
fortune-telling serial killer,
you wouldn't consider yourself the victim?
I'm just saying.
Please, Mac, let us go home.
All right, everyone
just give me a minute.
Something's missing.
The demon has to be Steven.
I mean, his story's the
only one that's unreliable.
You're looking at me,
when that little girl
willingly murdered her own sister?
I had to. She would have killed us all.
Tabitha sent spirits to kill a killer.
What makes me any worse?
These two murdered someone they claim
looked like a demon, sometimes.
Mac saw it, too. Tell them, Mac.
Lover Boy over here blatantly drove
a woman to kill herself.
I was under a damn spell!
Why won't anybody listen to me?
Who's the unreliable one now, Rod?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, absolutely.
All right, everyone shut the hell up!
We're outta time.
The fact is, ladies and gentlemen,
you are all responsible for a death,
intentional or unintentional.
But as we've learned today,
intention is everything.
I saw your phone earlier.
May I have it?
Do you know how to use it?
Yeah, I know how to use it.
I wanna show you something.
Both of you.
What are we looking for?
You'll know.
It's her!
What are you doing? Jennifer, run, run!
That's not Jennifer,
partner, that's Jessica.
She's the demon.
Stay back, you pathetic assholes.
I wish you can't come any closer.
She got her powers?
How?
She wished to be separated.
No, Jennifer did. It doesn't count.
Dammit, I thought wishing
to look exactly like
my sister would throw you off.
And it almost did, but it
doesn't matter because I wish--
Jesus, Rod, what are you doing?
What? They said she was the demon.
I really thought she was Jennifer.
I got my stories crossed
when looking into her soul.
Her wishing to look
like her sister made it
difficult to see who was who.
Whoa, whoa.
Hey, she's still just a kid, right?
We can't just kill her.
She's also a demon.
Never too young, outta my way, partner.
They were not identical, and
conjoined twins are by nature.
It's unnatural.
I shoulda known it was because
one of them was a demon.
You guys saw a demon through the phone?
Yeah, but we didn't have to.
Clint, lift up her shirt on
the right side, just a little.
Well, what are you looking at?
You've gone along with
me this long, just do it.
I was tipped off when I saw
her scratching her right side.
Jennifer was on her left.
Then they confirmed it.
I just realized that every time we saw
the lurker was through a lens.
The surveillance camera,
the peephole, the camera.
Right, in person, we saw George.
Right.
Hand me the stake, Mac.
I'll do it.
He's gonna find you, Mac.
Who?
You know who.
Let him come.
Who was she talking about Mac?
I hunt demons.
Demons hunt me.
One in particular has had it
out for me for over a century.
Long story, maybe next time.
You immortal or something?
No, I just don't age
anymore. Part of the gig.
Well I definitely feel better
now about knocking her out.
Wow, poor Jennifer.
Jessica really killed her.
Jennifer was a hero.
A demon with a million wishes,
that's not something
we want running around.
Glad I could finish the job for her.
Hey.
All right.
Well, thank you all for your
cooperation ... or whatever.
Like we had a choice.
Hey, you wanna go out sometime?
No potions allowed, I promise.
Okay, Pretty Boy, why not?
See, there was magic in my story.
Got a date with a woman
I made up in my own mind.
Or so I thought.
Hey, Mac, where are you off to next?
Oh you know, could be an airplane,
elevator ... nightclub.
You never know where someone
like me is gonna end up next.
And the two of you have got quite a gift.
Demon detection through
a lens, that's a new one.
Even to me.
I don't understand.
We've never seen anything
like this before.
Well sometimes when
soulmates are put together
they develop powers they
never realized they had.
You two looking for a job?
We could use some people
like you to join the hunt.
How do we find you?
Don't worry.
If you're interested ... I'll find you.
Happy hunting.
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That was a harsh stop.
Happens all the time.
Not like that.
It'll start up again any minute.
That's weird, there's no
passengers in the next car.
We're locked in.
What?
It's locked here too.
What the hell is going on?
We'll start up again soon right guys?
Careful kid you could hurt yourself.
How many times did we get
stuck on the trains every week,
it's gotta be nothing.
Empty cars maybe, but locked doors?
Maybe 'cause we're stopped.
Forget it, we're between stops.
Maybe if we just give it a minute.
Hey,
you know what's going on don't you?
Yeah, as a matter of fact I do.
Then why don't you say something?
I like to see what
I'm dealing with first.
I'm Mac.
Rod.
O-kay.
No one leaves this
train until I let you.
Why won't you let us?
Because kid, we got
a demon in our midst.
And it could be any one of you.
Don't get too close
partner, that includes her.
Her?
Please.
The fact is there's
demons all around us.
My job's to seek them out.
Okay whack-a-nuts,
you know, I'm open, I'm open to it.
I've been doing this a long time folks.
I'm damn good at it.
Demons, huh?
I don't know how you expect any
of us to believe you Max.
Mac. That's Mac.
I know you've all seen
things beyond the usual,
out of the realm of science,
beyond our comprehension,
the supernatural,
that's what drew me to you.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You've all seen things and yet,
you still don't think
there's even a chance
that a demon exists on this train.
It's probably you.
No, not me.
Quite the opposite in fact,
I'm what you call a demon hunter.
I got the ability to
feel a demon's presence
and contain it.
The problem with these supernatural encounters
is they shield who's who and what's what.
all those memories, they look the same.
But I can tell when you're all going to be
in the same place so I make sure I'm there
to grab a lot of you.
Couldn't have timed it any better
but then again, that's what I do.
And I promise you, one of
you is definitely a demon,
but who?
How long do you need to figure it out?
As long as it takes,
none of you would be candidates,
if you didn't have a
little gray in your past
and one of you has a soul
of absolute darkness,
but who?
Let's say there's a hint of
truth to what you're saying,
what happens to the
demon once you find it?
You can't be serious.
Demon hunting is my purpose in life.
I can only afford to be serious.
What's with the silver tip?
Insurance.
You know what?
I think I'll start with you.
What?
No way, I don't want any part of this.
Then our search is over
folks, we found our demon.
Fine, what are you going to do?
Take a peek into your soul.
Ma'am,
ma'am please.
Read the sign child, we're closed.
Please, it's an emergency,
I need to see the future.
I'm sorry, come back tomorrow.
Tomorrow's too late.
I have plans this evening.
It's all I've got, it's
an emergency, please.
You know, I normally
don't do this sort of thing.
Thank you.
You're welcome child.
Here, dry yourself off and
then we'll get started.
I saw the sign out
front, 100% guaranteed.
Is that really true?
Absolutely, I pride myself on that.
Now tell me why did you feel the need
to come out here at this hour?
I just, I have the feeling
like I'm in danger you know?
That something bad's gonna happen
and I need you to help me figure out why.
What's your name, child?
Tabitha.
I'm Madame Renee,
you're safe here Tabitha.
My clients are like family to me
and under no circumstances
will anyone harm you
under my watch.
Now, what would you like
today, a palm reading?
Horoscope?
Dialogue with the dead?
Actually, I was hoping
for a tarot reading.
Ah the cards, no room for error,
have you ever had one done before?
No, I've never been to a psychic.
I prefer fortune teller my dear,
psychic is so scientific, so negative.
Many of my friends are clients.
They vouch that you've never been wrong
with a reading, ever.
You're in good hands, 100% guaranteed.
You see my gift comes with
a great responsibility,
I can't afford to be wrong,
my entire reputation depends on it.
Now, shall we begin?
What is your question for the cards?
I guess,
what is this terrible
feeling I have about?
Luckily for us, the deck and
I have a spiritual connection.
See how the cards have
a mind of their own?
We'll do a standard
cross, what has happened,
what is happening and what will happen.
Please Tabitha cut the deck.
Now we're in business.
10 cards,
six in a cross,
four on the side,
present past future, external influences,
hopes and fears.
I've come to fear readings.
You see, fortune telling is a burden.
You never know if the news
is going to be good or bad,
but that's the price we pay
for having our fortunes read,
the truth.
We start with a major
Arcana card, the hermit,
it represents the loner, caution,
vigilance, sound like somebody you know?
Of course it does.
Now, let's find out what
your immediate challenge is,
based on your question.
The nine of swords.
Is that bad?
No, in your case I'll
assume it means anxiety,
that you need to trust your instincts,
but you're doing that already.
Maybe by looking into your past,
the problem will reveal itself.
This one friend of mine,
she told me you predicted
that she would have
a major career change, she
was fired three weeks later,
she decided to open her own business.
She followed her dream
thanks to your reading.
The greatest reward for a fortune teller is
that little push to greater success,
I am very happy for your friend.
Wonderful, the 10 of cups,
it seems that in your distant past
you grew up in a warm, loving
family with true friendships
and yet you are lonely now.
Maybe that's due to your
inability to trust anybody,
this deficit of love in your life
makes me assume that you are single.
That's exactly right,
but what does this have
to do with my bad feeling?
Did somebody ask you out recently?
Actually, yeah, this guy
I used to see at the gym,
he talks to me sometimes, asks me out.
I always say no.
Don't fear my child, it's reversed.
You know the death card normally
doesn't mean actual death,
that's a common misconception, in reverse
it could actually mean quite the opposite.
In this case, it
represents your recent past,
it just means immobility, slow changes
and if that's not it I'm sorry to say,
it could be something more dire than that.
It could be interpreted as
a narrow escape from death,
cheating death, I wonder if,
tell me about that guy again.
From the gym?
Maybe he's following you.
Maybe he is the bad
feeling, no need to fret
we will get to the bottom of this now,
wonderful the eight of
wands, my lovely Tabitha
you are in luck, your
best possible outcome,
brand new ideas are coming your way,
a new love, a new journey,
anything is possible.
Why don't we find a way to get you out of
this path of danger and onto a better one?
Got another one for you.
This guy I work with, he was really down,
unable to muster up the
courage to ask for some
promotion at work.
He came to see you
and you insisted the cards were clear
that he should go for it.
And?
What else?
It worked.
This is your second major Arcana card.
It's the Empress and it's reversed.
Your immediate future is
filled with indecision,
lack of understanding.
There's something happening
around you already, but what?
Four cards left,
factors affecting your situation.
The seven of cups, there's
something that you're not aware
of will affect you soon.
A secret, a lie maybe.
The two of swords reversed,
loss of balance in a relationship
violent passion, misunderstanding of love,
oh my dear child you must avoid that man.
I thought it was nothing.
Now that I think about
it, I see him everywhere.
I thought it was because he lives nearby,
but I see him at
restaurants, on the street.
That sounds like a
lot more than nothing.
We must find a way to keep you safe.
Good thing we have the cards to guide us.
The cards never lie.
This reminds me of my other friend.
He said you predicted
that something precious
would be taken from him.
He spent hours and hours hiding things,
his money, valuables, all material things.
He had no idea it would
end up being his wife.
I remember that man.
He didn't believe me, he
didn't listen to the cards.
You believe me dear don't you?
I do.
Some fates aren't ours
to decide I'm afraid,
that's why I said I read
fortunes with a heavy heart,
but let's finish yours and
find a way to help you.
Two cards left.
Another major Arcana card?
Your hopes and fears, the fool.
This can't be good.
This centers around a choice
you have to make and soon,
in your immediate future,
that man wants you dead.
One card left, the final outcome.
Come on, flip it.
Flip the card.
What is it?
The nine of Pentacles, reversed.
Loss is possible, danger from thieves,
caution,
death.
Based on your best possible
outcome, you can beat this.
Please Madame Renee,
let me stay here a little while longer,
at least until the storm passes.
I suppose a little while
longer couldn't hurt.
Thank you, Madame Renee, thank you.
I know,
why don't I do you?
Let me read your fortune,
anyone ever done that before?
No no.
Seriously?
Oh come one, you don't even
know what the cards mean.
I'll deal, you explain,
what else are we going to do?
You said what you gave me
before was all that you had.
Yeah and a good thing too.
I mean right, what else are we gonna do?
We'll treat it like a lesson.
Always wanted to try this.
What are you doing with $400
cash in your purse anyway?
No uh, we're doing you now,
cut the deck right?
Okay, so I start with inside of the cross?
Oh no like this child.
Right.
The magician and the present,
represents creativity,
skill, willpower, confidence.
Sounds about right,
100% guaranteed of course.
The two of Pentacles,
I'm able to handle multiple problems,
taking on a new task could be difficult.
Expect a helpful message.
Is Madame Renee stressed out?
Aren't we all.
Hey, maybe this reading will help you.
Yeah, maybe.
Okay, distant past is next, right?
The eight of cups, reversed.
Abandonment of one's original path.
Disappointment in love,
complaining without...
Something wrong?
No, complaining without cause,
the desire to leave one's
success for something better.
Remember that friend I told you about,
the one you predicted
would have a career change
and got fired?
Turns out she lost a flash drive
with a big presentation on
it, prepped it for months
for some big account, it just disappeared,
fired on the spot, ruined
the entire company.
But you said that you
found a new, better job.
Yeah but her startup
went under soon after,
the fortune was right, just
unfortunate that's all.
The strength card reversed.
That's the second major
Arcana card, right?
I guess it means weakness,
since it's facing the wrong way.
Lack of faith, tyranny,
abuse of power,
strength.
I think yes, this has to do
with someone I used to know.
Someone you know?
Okay, now we're in business.
Best possible outcome is next.
The hanged man.
Another major Arcana card?
I think you're going
for the world record.
But we're not even halfway
through yet, that's impossible.
The odds are-
The cards never lie,
best possible outcome,
change, reversal, abandonment,
sacrifice, improvement, rebirth.
What is this?
Who are you and what are you doing here?
I'm just reading your
fortune Madame Renee,
immediate future is next.
10 of swords, sudden misfortune,
the ruining of plans,
defeat, failure, pain.
This is the worst
fortune I've ever seen.
What do you want from me?
Why are you doing this to me?
Four cards left,
the queen of swords, a quick
and confident decision.
Someone who can bear their sorrow,
remember that other story I told you
about the guy I work with?
Of course you do, he was
competing for that promotion.
Soon after your reading his competition,
mysteriously went missing,
doesn't change that you were right,
just strange how it all happened.
External influences already?
Oh look, the page of
swords, so many swords.
We're done here, get out of my shop.
Now, now child, you
know it's bad luck to stop
in the middle of a reading,
besides how can we ever
solve your problems?
Outside forces you can't control,
an imposter, an unexpected event.
You.
Two cards left,
hopes and fears.
Impossible.
Will you look at that.
Another major Arcana card,
the Moon, deception, trickery
danger, disgrace.
Cards, 22 major Arcana
10 cards in the cross
four major Arcana cards,
that's almost half.
That last story I told you,
about the man you predicted
would lose something.
He wasn't just some friend,
he was my sister's husband
and you murdered her to
make your fortune true.
You're not a fortune teller,
you're a fortune maker.
You tell fortunes and
you keep your reputation
by making sure they come true,
no matter what the cost, 100% guaranteed.
That's right, I'm a fraud,
those cards are random pictures,
art, they mean nothing.
That's where you're wrong Madame Renee,
you might be a fraud, but the cards
are very, very real,
at least as long as someone
like me is handling them.
So many fortune tellers
try to make their clients
feel better by saying the death card
doesn't really mean they're gonna die.
The truth is, it usually does.
Time to make your fortune come true.
So wait, are you telling us Tabitha
murdered Madame Renee?
I didn't murder anyone,
but I can't stop the spirits
from casting their revenge,
I'm just the messenger, a medium.
Yeah well she still died,
Mac told it to us all the same.
Yeah but it's not like she didn't
come at her with a knife guys.
Right self-defense.
Yeah but Tabitha didn't
have to show up at all.
Madame Renee trusted her, took her in.
For a hell of a lot of money.
Wait Tabitha, so if you're a psychic
and can see the future
which one of them is the demon?
It doesn't work that
way, I need my cards.
Are you sure of what
you saw demon hunter,
what you're telling us?
I told it just as I saw it
as she saw it,
I can't just,
it's like watching TV,
I can see and hear experiences,
but I can't be sure of anyone's intent.
I think he's making this shit up.
What he saw was true.
Why admit to that?
That made you look pretty bad Tabitha.
Yeah exactly, because no
one in their right mind would,
it also proves I'm not the demon.
No, it doesn't.
Maybe you and Mac are working together,
acting like your story checks out when
you're really a plant.
Oh please, this guy
knew something about me
that nobody possibly could.
You're saying he's for real then.
Yeah he's for real.
Is Tabitha the demon, Mac?
I don't know.
And I won't until I look
through every one of your souls
one by one.
The answer always reveals itself.
I've never been wrong.
I don't think you're a demon.
Thanks, kid.
The two of you are married.
Gee, everyone's a psychic.
I hate sarcasm.
You're both connected.
Your stories are the same.
Get close so I can look
through one eye each, got it?
- Alright, we did it.
- I love this place.
New homeowners.
Just married.
What else could we ask for?
Hmm I don't know, little ones?
I was gonna say, "already?"
So tell me why we're staying
in on a Saturday night again?
We're celebrating our first
night in our new apartment,
so we're gonna use it.
You know, catch up on TV.
Clear off our DVR.
We should watch the wedding video.
- Again?
- Mhm.
Ugh, man at this rate,
we'll be hungover by midnight.
So wait, we have a brand new dishwasher,
yet we're hand washing
the champagne glasses.
These are not dishwasher safe.
They're wedding gifts.
- We have to take care of them.
- Right, right.
Hey, I say we watch this
week's "Sing to the Top."
It's the premier, when everyone stinks.
Oh.
How long until the
judges cover their faces
with their notes, dying laughing.
I give it five minutes.
Better hurry up 'cause
I'm about to hit play.
Stop. Wait, I'm not ready.
- Better hurry.
- Come on. Two seconds.
More like two hours.
I'm glad we found a
place with two bathrooms.
Should take care of half our fights.
Seriously.
DVR is paused and ready to go.
I love that you can do that.
Are you kidding?
- Best invention ever.
- Well, since VCR.
Since TV.
Since sliced bread.
Yeah what's the big deal
with the sliced bread thing.
Big deal.
This is DVR.
The sightings of a mysterious man
walking the city at night.
Ugh, so much crap on TV.
Yeah and we watch half of it.
Wow, check it out.
There's like a surveillance
camera at our front door.
You know, I sorta remember
them telling us that.
Awesome.
Now we can check to see
if it's really the delivery guy
or an axe murderer buzzing up.
It's actually pretty cool.
Oh this is nuts.
I can see people walking in and out.
What'd you expect, a marching band?
"Oh hey, I guess I should
hold the door for you."
"Would a never done it
unless you were hot."
"Let me help you with your keys."
"You're too kind."
"Let's just go back to my
room, so I can repay you."
Stop it.
- This is kind of addictive.
- Yeah.
And creepy.
Are you kidding?
You just-
I gotta pee now.
Put "Sing" back on.
Are you ready for it?
I wrote it myself.
Here it comes.
Somebody's out there.
Someone on camera sees me.
Who can it be?
Yeah, I'm-
Singing so badly, yeah!
I just know it.
They're watching me.
Some guy on TV.
Oh yeah bring it.
They're watching me.
They're watching you.
They're watching us.
They're watching.
Whoa, 80's freeze. Nice.
Through to the next round.
Let's just hope the crazies
on "Sing" sing this bad,
or it's gonna be one boring ep-
What the hell.
Oh this should be good.
Seriously, Maddie, come see this.
Ow.
That wasn't funny.
Thanks for scaring the bejesus out of me.
Really.
Now I know how they feel in
those bad movies, so cliche.
What are you doing?
What if it's trying to break in?
We have to call the police.
Wait, that front door
has that whole security
system thing going on.
No way it can get in
without a key or the code.
It is trying to get it in.
Cops.
It's dead.
Cell phone.
Okay. Why wouldn't any phones work?
Oh my god, do you see that?
We can't call anyone.
We can't leave.
I can't even get online.
What does it want?
Well if that lurker thing
can't get in the front door
then it definitely can't
get in the hallway.
Maybe a neighbor has a working phone?
But we don't know anyone here yet.
Well, we're neighbors.
It's time to be neighborly.
I mean it is Saturday night.
Weather's decent.
People are out.
Everyone's out?
Everyone who lives here. It's possible.
There are 15 apartments here, right?
Yeah, but there's no way
anyone's watching out front
unless they're expecting a guest or food.
And expecting them right now.
Yeah, at 10:30.
Fat chance.
Maybe we should try another floor?
Maybe we should just wait it out?
This psycho's still working the building
across the street.
Maybe it's a good time to go downstairs.
What? Why?
The emergency phone in the lobby.
But what if he comes back.
Our front door is safe.
Even if it finds a way to
bust it down, it'll take time.
That phone is our only chance to get help.
You just stay here, and
keep an eye on channel 14.
I'll go.
No way, Clint, not alone.
If you're going, I'm going with you.
No connection.
Our first night here and nothing works.
I don't think it's the apartment.
Something's up.
We can't go run for help, can we?
He's out there somewhere.
We're safest here behind our security.
But the station's only a
few blocks away, you know.
Don't even think about it, Clint.
Can we email 911?
Is that even a thing?
We can't connect, remember?
Ah.
What are you doing?
Just looking. I want to
see if he's still out there.
He could be right there.
Wait!
Who the hell are you?
I'm George, 4B.
What are you guys doing?
Does your phone work?
Yeah? Why?
You're the new couple up in 5B.
I'm right under you.
Yeah, yeah. I'm Clint.
This is Madison.
Hey
You folks okay?
Yeah.
Well, no.
Been quite a night actually.
Did you know we had a
surveillance camera out front?
Yeah.
I never use it though.
You can see it all on channel 14.
Huh.
So, what's the problem?
This is gonna sound a little crazy,
but he saw this shady
looking guy out front
trying to break in.
Yeah? What'd he look like.
I don't know
I wouldn't worry about it.
We're all safe here.
We've got good security.
Would you mind if we check on your TV,
so we know it's not just us.
Like in my apartment?
Would that be a problem?
Alright, if it'll make you feel better.
But I got a lot of stuff to do tonight.
So just a minute, okay?
- Great.
- Absolutely
And maybe use your phone?
Fine.
Lucky for all of us, you
don't look dangerous.
You're not crazy, right?
Do we look crazy to you?
Kinda.
Hope you don't mind, I'm gonna
take the garbage out first.
It's getting heavy.
- Of course.
- Yeah.
Okay so the obvious,
how do we know he's not the lurker.
Just what I was thinking.
For starters, this guy's human.
Just had to throw that out there.
That other thing was something else,
like a gremlin or something.
Oh we've got gremlins now.
But what if George is
the cute and fuzzy side.
It's what 10:45?
Just don't feed him after midnight.
Come on.
Hey, you guys should get
a deadbolt for your door
if you haven't already.
Just one lock would make me nervous.
What channel was it?
Channel 14
I know this all seems silly to you.
Eh, you're in a new place.
You both believe you saw the same thing.
I get it.
No harm in checking it out.
Looks like whoever was there is gone now.
It's a creepy view though, no doubt.
Figures.
Water? Soda? Beer?
No thanks.
I'm sorry to trouble you.
Hey, could I check your phone.
Eh, sure.
Huh.
No signal.
Well that is weird.
Neither one works.
Could be a power thing.
Sun spots or whatever.
Could be that it's cloudy outside.
I'm sure they'll work again soon.
Guys, relax okay.
Put on a comedy or something.
Get some sleep.
Even if there was someone out there,
he's gone now.
Well thanks anyway, George.
It was nice to meet you.
We'll see you around.
If we survive the night.
Getting used to a new
place takes some time.
It's a great building.
Well I feel crazy.
You know, George made a great point
about getting a deadbolt.
Yeah, first thing tomorrow.
No question.
Should we get back to the TV.
Maybe we shouldn't.
No I meant, "Sing to the Top."
Just in case, I don't
want it knowing we're home.
God.
This is so not funny.
I know.
Oh shit.
No, no, no, no, no.
I forgot I paused it before we left.
So?
We're behind.
What is he-
I don't know. I'm trying to catch up.
Do it faster.
How long ago was this?
I'm not sure.
We're not live.
Wait, slow it down.
What the hell is that thing.
He's here Clint.
He's inside the building.
I'm still not caught up.
What are you doing?
Ridding the world of this thing.
With a baseball bat?
If I have to.
Don't you dare open that door, Clint.
Wasn't planning on it.
It's him.
He's right outside.
Seriously, tomorrow, deadbolt.
Are you kidding me?
What the hell was that thing?
The cops will never believe us.
Yeah, which is why we can't tell them.
Either way, we killed a man.
You sure that was a man?
He was the lurker through
the peep-hole a moment ago.
I swear.
He must have killed our real neighbor
and taken his keys while
we were knocking on doors.
So you're telling me the
apartment he let us into
wasn't even his.
Let's put "Sing" back on.
I need to laugh.
Okay, and now I'm freaked out.
I don't understand how
he kept changing form.
In person, he looked
completely normal, like George.
But,
then he didn't.
He looked like-
Like a demon.
Interesting.
Maybe you have a gift
That's what we're calling it?
But why didn't he kill you
guys earlier in the hall?
Or the apartment?
He was obviously toying with them.
But why?
'Cause he's a demon, Rod.
There's too many plot holes, guys.
Maybe Clint imagined the lurker form.
Believe me, the mind can
play tricks under stress.
I saw it too, Steven.
Plus, the stress started after we saw it,
not before.
Relax. I was just saying.
Don't tell her to relax, man.
Fine, you relax.
Guys!
This is getting us nowhere.
Is one of them the demon or not, Mac?
It's possible.
Where there's murder, there's demons.
Was the lurker a demon?
Certainly has the
makeup, but still not our demon.
Just our luck.
I think it's your turn.
Me, why me?
Why not?
Don't worry.
My parents are so not scary.
The fact you're even here shows you care.
I know, I just,
I hope they like me.
What's not to like?
Besides, we're here for grandma, not them.
Steven?
Hey, it's good to see you again.
It's down the hall into the right.
Thanks Grace.
She knows you?
Yeah, I've been here a lot recently.
Grandma's been getting worse.
My parents told me today was important,
but I'm not sure why.
We are meant to be together!
You were supposed to love me!
I wanna warn you about grandma.
Um, she can be a little.
No, I understand.
Um, we're in a psychiatric
ward if that's what you mean.
Well, she's not violent, just out there.
You're not crazier than me!
Whoa.
Yeah, you hear stuff
like that sometimes.
I feel for them, they
don't choose to be sick.
Most people don't even
give them the time of day,
act like it's their fault.
That's sad.
It's good to see you here again, Steven.
How's grandma?
Well, she's fine, just fine dear.
It's better if you just go see her.
Mom, dad, this is my girlfriend, Kate.
Uh, why didn't
you tell us about her, son?
Yeah Steven, why didn't you?
Because as you can see,
they get weird about this kind of stuff.
Nonsense Steven, you only think we do.
Can we go see grandma now?
Thanks for the heads up.
No, they're just acting weird.
I'm glad you said it
first, but I knew it.
I should have told them I was coming.
I'm sorry Kate, it's just that.
Uh, this is it.
Three person max.
Your friend will have to stay out here.
Listen um, wait outside
and I'll come get you after.
Yeah, I get it.
Hey Steven,
you never told me what was
wrong with your grandma.
What the?
Where's grandma?
Come,
sit,
relax
Mom, what's going on?
Now, now dear, be still.
Mom, what are you doing?
Oh Steven, don't you know,
grandma's been gone for years.
You're the patient here.
Now, doctor's orders to take
these pills so you need too.
What did you do with grandma?
Oh Steven, listen to yourself.
You're sick.
Now don't fret.
This will calm you down.
I'm sorry mom.
Just get back here Steven!
Kate, run!
Run!
Get back here, Steven!
No!
You get back here, Steven!
Steven, get back here now.
Steven, there's no where to run.
What the hell did you do?
He just appeared.
Code gray, we have a code gray.
It's no use, I already tried it.
Are you okay?
I guess so.
Why is everyone going crazy?
I feel like I'm going crazy.
Try to remember, think.
My parents.
They care about you.
They've been here helping the doctors.
Nobody ever said anything
about restraining you.
What?
You were in on this?
Yeah.
I work here.
No you don't, you're my girlfriend.
We met in school.
You've never been here
before in your life.
You're here for me to visit my grandma.
Your grandma hasn't been here in years.
Steven, you know this.
I visit her all the time, I remember.
You used to.
I went along with this as
part of your rehab, okay?
It's, it's what the doctors wanted.
Steven, think.
Do you remember us walking in together?
Of course I do.
I mean, everyone knows me
because I'm here all the time.
Yeah,
but as a patient.
I did meet you here.
Yes.
Oh, so I'm crazy now, is that it?
Sh, they'll hear you.
Something's off.
If you work here, then why are you hiding?
You're not telling me something.
You need to remember on your own.
I can't think.
They told me you were schizophrenic.
No, grandma is.
What are those?
Pills they wanted me to take.
I just thought I'd.
Oh my God.
I remember.
I am a patient.
It's strange how you're
thinking more clearly
as the medicine's wearing off.
Let me see.
How long have I been here?
Months.
Wait, these aren't anti-psychotics.
Great, so I'm psychotic now too?
No, actually you're
not, look, that's DMT,
not chlorpromazine or haloperidol
or whatever you're supposed to be taking.
Well, how do you know what it is?
DMT comes in many forms.
This is one of them.
So I'm getting better, not worse.
Well, if this is DMT,
then these pills aren't
preventing my schizophrenia,
they're causing it.
Throw them away.
But I need them, I know I need them.
That's what they want you to think.
Throw them away.
You're just
feeling the effects of what's
left in your system, okay?
Um, DMT is N-dimethyltryptamine,
it's like the strongest
psychedelic drug out there.
It causes vivid hallucinations,
it twists the truth,
it makes you forget.
How do I know all that?
Your studies.
Right, I was studying
to be a psychiatrist.
So I'm a student and a patient?
That doesn't make any sense.
You're almost there Steven.
What else do you know?
Um, I know DMT doesn't last very long,
so they must've compounded
it with an MOA inhibitor.
You need it to wear off
in order to get your truth.
My parents think I'm nuts.
I need this to wear off
now, I need to remember, I,
how did I end up here?
How do I?
Focus.
They're going to check
the stairwell eventually.
What do I do, Kate?
There's only one way we can go.
I got this.
Over here! Let's get them.
They're coming back quick.
Find somewhere to hide.
I can't tell if I'm
getting better or worse.
If you're a nurse, why are you helping me?
I've been taking care
of you for awhile and,
well, we, we fell in love and
ever since I found out what
they were doing to you, I,
I wanna help you.
DMT, they must have a
stash of it somewhere.
We have to get rid of it, all of it.
But where are they hiding it?
I don't know.
I have to tell my parents I'm okay.
They need to know what's going on.
Steven, no.
Steven, no.
Steven!
Okay listen, I um.
What the hell is this?
Fight it Steven, fight it.
You need your rest.
You're not yourself.
Take your medication, son.
No, mom, dad, I'm not crazy.
They've been drugging me.
No, no, no.
You're just having...
Get off me!
What kind of father are you?
Steven Capshaw, you'll
stop this insanity right now.
You're not thinking straight, Steven.
Think.
Why would your parents
want to keep you here?
How could your own mother
want to strap you down,
inject you with something?
What kind of parent would
do that to their child?
You're right, they wouldn't.
They're not really my parents.
They're my doctors.
Take your pills.
Get off of me!
They've been drugging me.
Tell them what you saw, tell them!
I remember, I remember someone died.
He's lying!
Paranoid schizophrenia,
pathological liar, delusional.
Nothing he says is credible
or makes any sense.
It's all in his file.
This is nice.
What the hell is in that?
He's dangerous, sedate the prisoner!
Prisoner?
You heard that, he said prisoner.
I mean patient.
No, I remember now, I'm
not a patient here at all.
I came here one day to visit as a student.
I just wanted to take a
leak, but I saw it happen.
These two doctors gave some
violent patient a sedative
to calm him down, but it was too much.
A seizure like this, he never woke up.
I tried to help and they
grabbed me and strapped me down.
Must've given me DMT pills.
I don't remember anything
making much sense after that.
Until now.
They kept it going to shut me up.
They kept feeding me that poison.
Why are you two idiots standing there?
Can't you see he's dangerous?
Sedate him!
I have to find the rest of the pills.
Steven, the utility room.
Oh, thanks Grace.
Come on.
Where is it, where is it?
Come on, come on.
Jesus.
Don't be stupid, Steven.
You're sick.
We can help you.
I don't need help, you
sick bastard, you do.
No!
It had to be done.
It had to be done.
Seems like there's a fine
line between doctor and patient.
No, no, no, no, no!
It had to be done.
No, it had to be done!
It had to be done!
I may not have enough to
get him for the man he killed,
but they can get him
for what he did to me.
Thanks for believing in me.
Do you remember everything now?
I think it's finally
starting to wear off for good.
I know.
I know it is
and I'm so sorry.
For what?
The same name tag I
wore the day I came here?
I'm not real, Steven.
You made me up in your own mind.
Once the drugs wear off,
I'm gone for good.
What?
No.
I can't lose you, not now.
I love you.
There must be more somewhere.
Steven, you have to let me go for you.
Kate, you're real.
Something about you is real.
What we have is real
and one day, you'll find it again.
Kate, no.
No.
Well, now I'm depressed.
That's so sad.
I wish there was magic in your story.
Maybe then Kate could have stayed.
Interesting point, kid.
There was nothing
supernatural in his story.
Yeah, what's that about, Mac?
Well, that's not entirely true.
The other day, just like she said I would,
I saw Kate right before my
eyes walking down Sixth Ave.
Are you guys missing the obvious?
Steven killed that doctor lady.
Of course he did, she's nuts.
But he chose to kill her.
He didn't have to inject her
with that needle, did he?
Oh, I don't know, Clint.
Maybe they had me really, really
doped up on a strong drug.
You killed someone too, you know?
But he was a demon.
Okay everyone, shut up.
You see what he sees, right?
If you're watching
from the point of view of
the certifiably insane.
I'm not insane.
We don't know that, which
makes your story unreliable.
If Steven truly was schizophrenic,
which I'm not saying you are,
my vision would be a bit off.
But still, we're not done.
There's two of you left.
Two cards left.
Okay kiddo, your turn.
It's fine, Mac, I'll go next.
A girl your age on the train at 3:00 AM
doesn't sit right with me.
Me neither.
Does your mom know you're here?
My mom?
Like she cares.
Come on, man.
She's not the demon, look at her.
She's just a kid.
I'm sorry, is she
too young to be a demon?
You think demons just
fall out of the sky at 18?
21, 30?
Well I doubt from the
sky, I mean, maybe lower.
Is this a joke to you?
Do you know how long
I've been doing this?
The hell I've seen?
How long have you been doing this?
Long before you were born, pal.
Demons are either born into
this world through the guise
of humans or a human
chooses to become one.
Sometimes it takes them a
while to know what they are,
sometimes they've always known.
Either way, no age is
too young for pure evil.
And we're running out of time.
Aren't you going to pick it up losers?
Why can't you just leave us alone?
Because I'm having too much fun proving
what losers you are.
How do you two live?
You're so pathetic.
Whoops.
What?
Gonna use your Siamese Kung Fu on us now?
The Siamese are from Siam
stupid and Kung Fu is Chinese.
Besides, we're not Siamese
twins we're conjoined.
Conjoined?
What does that even mean?
That's even funnier!
Why do you have to be such monsters?
We're the monsters?
You've got two of everything.
We're still two different people.
Oh my god!
Go back to the carnival, you freaks.
Why did you have to stab her?
Oh stopped taking crap from
that pom pom cheerleading bitch.
The only way to handle a bully
is a punch them right back
in their big fat mouth.
Instead you waste all your
time reading your stupid books.
You're just as bad as she is.
I'm trying to help you.
I wish I could just
be separated from you.
Wouldn't that be nice?
What's stopping you?
You know the doctors can do it.
The fact that we could die.
Oh, well, if you had
the guts maybe I'd finally
have a spine .
That doesn't make any sense.
We both have spines.
I wish
All clear?
Now maybe they'll think
twice before messing with us.
You shouldn't have done
it Jess, now they're pissed.
You really thought we
weren't gonna figure out
which way you've been going?
Great, now you can remind
us the we're conjoined twins,
you know, in case we forgot.
Hope that hurts like hell.
It does and now you're gonna pay.
Maybe a night in the old
well will teach you a lesson.
Please Christina don't.
She doesn't have the guts.
Maybe we'll figure
out how to get them out,
like tomorrow maybe.
I hate you!
It's freezing.
We can't even climb the rope in gym.
We're stuck down here just
like I'm always stuck with you.
It's all your fault.
You can never stick up for yourself.
Get away from me.
All you ever do is
blame me for everything.
Dead weight.
We're in the wishing well
Too bad wishes never come true.
I believe in wishes.
What do you wish for?
For Christina and Joe
to die a horrible death?
That's a terrible thing to wish for.
Maybe wishes do come true.
This one is from the
early nineteen hundreds.
Perhaps it's worth something.
Check this one out.
I've never seen one like this before.
It looks like it's in
Hebrew or Arabic, maybe.
I'm not sure.
How would you know?
I read?
I wish it were in English.
What just happened?
Who cares, you know how
money we're gonna make?
It says three wishes.
There's more, three rules.
Intention is everything.
What does that mean?
It means don't be stupid, stupid.
Rule two, say I wish to wish.
Don't interrupt!
Rule three, you can't unwish a wish.
Awesome, three wishes.
Two wishes.
What do you mean two wishes,
it says three right there.
But I wished to be
able to read the coin.
I used one.
Way to go dummy, you wasted one.
If I hadn't, we wouldn't
even know we had three wishes.
Well, since you royally
screwed up, I get the last two.
That's not fair, we each get one.
But we have to think
carefully about what it says.
The rule sounds complicated..
I wish to be out of this
well and back in the park.
Totally works.
What the hell?
Now we only have one wish left.
Ah, I wish we had a million wishes.
That wish never works,
now we've used them all up.
The rules didn't say that.
Watch, I wish for us
to be back in the well.
It didn't work?
The rules said we can't
unwish a wish, remember?
If we wished ourselves out of the well,
we can't wish ourselves back in.
I wish we were back in our room.
Told ya, that was
four, unlimited wishes.
999,996 to be exact.
You asked for a million.
Tomorrow at school it's
gonna be payback time.
No, wishes are based on intention.
Right, so we don't have to
worry about being too literal,
like in every wishing story ever.
The coin knows what we mean.
Jess, we have to think before we wish
and we have to agree.
I wish you had no wishes.
When you asked for a
million wishes, you said us
and you can't unwish a wish.
I wish that if you ever
wish to separate us,
we lose all of our wishes.
You little bitch.
Then I wish you can't
ever wish to separate us
so that we don't lose our powers.
Good, can't get rid of me,
I have to keep my eye on you.
Wouldn't dream of it.
Morning losers.
I wish you'd fall on your face.
Whoa, ha ha.
I wish that didn't happen.
Can't unwish a wish.
I wish to fix her nose?
You suck!
Tomorrow, I will be
assigning you new lab partners
and we'll..
Excuse me.
New lab partners, good luck with that.
I wish you guys never
to laugh again, ever.
I wish that they could make
sounds, almost like laughing,
when they normally would be laughing.
You're awesome at this.
I see you both clawed your way out.
Did you call the bearded lady
or did you trapeze yourself out?
Hey look, they're so hate-able
they even hate each other.
If I was a freak, I'd hate me too.
You're the pathetic ones.
You have no idea what it's like
being picked on day after day.
Yeah, cause we're the ones
everyone wants to be like.
Well, I wish you...
I wish the two of you were
conjoined twins just like us.
I wish us out of here.
Oh my god I'm a dude!
I was having fun.
You know we could have ended up anywhere.
Why the well?
Intention is everything,
I thought of it.
Oh my god, did you see their faces?
Why couldn't you just wish
for her to leave us alone?
And let her off easy?
Hell no!
That was justice if I ever saw it.
Ruining their lives?
They left us for dead, Jen.
The only way to stop a
bully is to be the bully.
Christina did what she wanted
because popularity is power.
We have the power now.
And you're abusing it.
That makes us just like her.
So?
We deserve her life.
Damn, I should've connected
them by their faces.
Wait, I still can, can't I?
I wish for Christina and Joe
to forget ever not being conjoined.
Unbelievable.
Where's the torture in that?
They're the first boy/girl
conjoined twins ever.
Isn't that torture enough?
I wish for them to wet
their beds once a week
for the rest of their lives.
Stop it, Jess.
All right, that's it.
If you wanna make a wish, you
have to run it by me first.
If not, I'll unwish it.
You can't unwish a wish.
I'll figure something out.
If you hate me so much, why
don't you just wish me dead?
Because you're my sister.
Whatever, I'm bored.
Let's go home.
You're back.
Was I dreaming?
I doubt it.
You're doing this to me.
I wish my head didn't hurt.
I've been wishing while you're asleep.
I like to wish you dead,
then six hours later bring you back.
That way I can relax
without you, you know.
That way I can keep my powers
in case that counts as separation,
'cause I wasn't really sure on
what you intended, you know.
I created a monster.
I'm not the monster, you are!
No stupid, I really
created a monster, in there.
Tomorrow, I think I'll bring it to school
and let it kill everyone.
Won't that be fun to watch?
You want to see my monster now?
No.
Hey monster, show yourself.
I wish that monster away.
You can't unwish a wish, Jenn.
I wish it can't harm anyone, ever.
Damn it Jenn, I'd kill you permanently
but you'd literally be dead weight.
I'd wish for you not to wish any more,
but I can't unwish my wish
to have a million wishes.
I'd wish to be separated from you,
but then I'd lose all my powers.
I need to get rid of you,
but I don't know how.
I wish you couldn't harm anyone ever.
Won't work Jenn,
I've already wished to
harm too many people.
Then I wish we were separated.
I already wished you can't wish that.
Then I wish we were in surgery
about to be separated by someone else.
I wish, I wish...
No!
No, no more
I wish one remembers you ever existing.
Jeez folks, don't piss her off.
You killed your sister?
Yes, and it was the hardest
most awful thing ever.
That's why I'm here now.
I just came from the hospital.
Can't you see that I've saved you all?
She was dangerous.
Okay, so another murder, what now?
Wish kid, mind wishing to
reveal the demon, save us time?
I can't wish anymore.
I wished to be separated, remember?
Is she the demon, Mac?
Certainly has the makeup,
but so do the rest of you.
Like her coin said,
intention is everything.
I don't know what any
of you were thinking.
That was the first intentional murder.
Oh, please.
They've all been intentional.
Well, that just leaves
you then, Pretty Boy.
Mine's pretty silly, actually.
It's not like I killed anyone or anything.
You know. It's trivial.
Somehow, I doubt that.
Well, you wouldn't believe
me if I told you anyway.
Okay, maybe you guys would.
Fine.
Let's get this over with, demon hunter.
Hey, Rod.
I'd thank God it's Friday
if I wasn't working Saturday, right?
Huh, right.
I knew it. You like the new girl.
Carol.
Right, right, Carol.
You should ask her out.
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Because I knew you'd say that.
Well, why not?
So awkward.
We work together.
She's gonna say "no"
anyway, so what's the point?
Here we go again.
You realize, you just give
me three excuses, three?
You have any idea how many girls like you?
Doesn't mean she does.
Fine, then ask someone out
that we do know likes you.
There's plenty.
But they're not Carol.
Seriously, ugh.
That leaves like no one but
her. You're so damn picky.
No, I'm not.
I'm focused.
You know what? I got a solution for you.
Yeah, when I'm done, she's
gonna be asking you out.
I got my ways.
You'll see.
Gotta be subtle.
Now get back to work.
I mean, really, where are your priorities?
Anyone here?
It says open.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Ha.
Geez, ah.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, crap!
I know.
Everyone skips a beat when
they first see my hotness.
It'll pass.
That's not why I skipped a beat.
Sure it isn't, sweetie.
Are you Miss Moon-Hi?
Yeah, but you can call me
Mooni, because you're cute.
And everyone else does.
Ah, okay.
Do you sell, like, um,
magic potions?
Yeah, found a card?
Wonderful!
Right this way.
Cute butt too.
I heard that.
That was the plan.
Do you actually make all
these potions yourself?
Watch your step.
That half of the room is just a mirror.
I'm kidding.
You mystics are hilarious.
Mystics?
You're not here to have
your fortune read, are you?
This is a potion shop.
No, I know.
Good, I hear Madame Renee down that way
will give you that 100% guarantee thing.
What a quack.
Do these potions really work?
I was hoping you could help
me with a girl problem.
You?
I know just the thing, and
it'll cost you nothing.
Forget these silly potions.
Come back to my place.
I thought this was your place.
No, my place around the corner.
I knew this was a mistake.
Oh, take that ladle out of your ass.
I was just kidding.
What's your name, Cute Butt?
Rod.
Of course it is.
Someone like you shouldn't
have girl problems.
Shows what you know.
Oh yeah, I see it now.
You're one of those.
One of what?
Let me guess.
In high school, zits all over.
No, no, no, you used to be fat, right?
Well, both, actually.
Typical ugly duckling who
doesn't know he's a swan.
Oh, you have some deep-rooted
issues going on in there.
Geez, am I really that screwed up?
The point is, baby, I'd take you home
any day of the week, including Sunday.
Thoughts?
Why would Sunday make a difference?
Oh, you're hot.
Do yourself a favor. Go home now.
Don't involve yourself
with the magic potions
or the problems they bring.
I'll go with you.
You know, for a confidence booster.
One-night special.
I was hoping you could
actually just sell me
a love potion instead
and we can call it a day.
A love potion?
The arrogance.
What kinda magic potion store
doesn't sell a love potion?
I have all sorts of potions here,
some more expensive than others, but
no one has ever come
up with a love potion.
Right, yeah, of course,
what was I thinking?
Time to take Mooni home with me?
Is that what you were thinking?
I'll see you around.
We do have a lust potion,
but it's not the same.
A lust potion?
That's right.
Let me guess. It's only temporary.
Not at all.
Then I'll take it.
If you're willing to
give this to a woman,
you can't possibly love her.
Love her? I don't even know her.
How much?
This is lust potion number--
Who cares? How much?
For you, Cute Ass, an even 450.
Four-hundred-fifty? Are you nuts?
I'm giving you the cute guy
discount. It's usually five.
This is a very powerful, rare mixture.
I don't even know if it works.
Have a sip. I'll give
you the night of your life.
Fine, if it doesn't work, come back.
I'll refund 50%.
50%? That's the worst
deal I've ever heard.
350 if you take me home.
450 it is.
Sold.
No offense.
Why is it whenever someone
says that, I'm offended anyway.
450, my friend.
Let's just get this over
with before I change my mind.
I'm surprised a place
like this isn't cash only.
With all this power, we
keep our clients limited,
but we're legit.
It would be chaos.
Yeah, limited to
those who can afford it.
So this is what it feels
like to get robbed?
Last chance to reconsider.
No, no, I'll try anything.
Of course, you know,
you have to make sure
you're the first person she
sees after she takes a drink.
Nope, didn't know that one.
Thanks, though, for that last major detail
you almost forgot to tell me.
As long as she sees you,
you're the one she'll lust over.
For how long?
Forever, Cute Ass.
Unless she finds out you gave it to her.
Awareness of the magic is the only thing
that breaks the spell.
It won't be a problem.
Well, if it is, another lust potion
will never work on her again.
You have an out, but once
you use it, that's it.
We tend to build immunities
to magic, of course.
Right, everyone knows that.
Any other last-minute, super-important
warnings I should know about?
Tell anyone about this place,
and I'll kill you.
Okay, that's not a warning.
That's a threat.
Is it?
Pretty sure.
Just kidding.
I see that ladle still has
a warm home up your ass.
On that very high note,
I'll see you around.
Coffee?
How sweet, thanks.
I hate Mondays, don't you?
Oh, yeah, the worst.
You seem different today.
Huh.
Are you feeling all right?
Yeah.
Mm, coffee's fantastic today.
Tastes the same to me. See you later.
See you.
I know this is kind of
inappropriate at work,
but who cares, right?
Do you wanna get drinks later?
Me?
Yeah, great.
Your idea was genius.
She asked me out.
Had no idea it'd really work.
See? I told you I had you covered.
Just keep it on the DL.
I can't be doing favors for everyone.
That would be chaos.
Boy do I owe you one.
You okay, Sport? You're
almost an hour late.
Uh-huh, yup, I'm good.
Oh, hey, hey. How did the date go?
Great. It ended like a second ago.
Yuy.
Ah.
Rough night?
Whew, yeah. Like really intense.
Okay, you know, say no
more. I don't wanna hear.
I'll see you again tonight.
You're right. She's ... intense.
Yep, but it's okay.
Best night of my life last night.
You look terrible.
Gee, thanks.
Everything okay with Carol?
Too good.
Nonstop, day and night for the last week.
No sleep.
Like, seriously ... no sleep.
I'm spent.
You can't keep this up, you know?
I want to.
Then what's wrong?
I feel ... I feel guilty.
Guilty for what?
You know, this is all
based on one big lie.
What lie?
You know, your idea.
If I come clean, I'm
gonna lose her for sure.
I'm not being ungrateful,
but keeping this secret
from her is just wrong.
Look, I don't understand
why you feel so bad,
but if it's killing you,
just tell her the truth.
She'll get over it.
Get over it? This is
like a really big deal.
But, yeah, it's the right thing to do.
I'm gonna do it.
Hey, hey.
What's wrong?
We have to talk.
I know, after what I'm about to tell you,
you won't love me anymore,
but I have to tell you
because I love you.
You love me?
Carol, I don't know how to say this,
so I'm just gonna say it.
I gave you a lust potion.
A lust potion?
Yeah, I spiked your
coffee with it on Monday.
I'm so sorry.
I'm serious.
Of course, how could
you possibly believe me?
But I do believe you.
You didn't need to use
a silly potion on me.
How do you know that?
I mean, how could you know that for sure?
Does it matter?
I love you.
Even now?
So...
We're cool?
Looks like that went well.
You see, no sweat.
You know, Mooni said
that if she became aware
of the lust potion, she'd
snap right out of it.
But I guess this means that
she always really liked me.
Uh, Mooni? Love potion?
No, lust potion.
Come on, the business card you left me.
Your genius plan?
What? What card, Rod?
The business card that you left me
right here on the counter.
What are you talking about?
My plan was to talk you
up to Carol, so I did.
A love potion. Lust potion.
Good one, buddy.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Hello.
Come back here, now.
Lost something?
This wasn't William's card. It was yours.
I ... no.
All this time, I've been feeling guilty
when it should've been you.
You were there when I found this card.
It was you who spiked
me with the lust potion
first in my coffee.
That's why you believed me.
And why I spent $450 on one for myself!
Damn.
How could you do that do me?
You were willing to do it to me.
Only because you did it to me first.
But you still have
feelings for me, don't you?
No!
You're wrong. You do love me.
I know it.
You just needed ... a little push.
We were so happy together.
You're out of your mind.
Give me another chance.
It's never going to happen.
I don't want you. You're crazy!
I never wanted you. You tricked me.
No!
You can't do this. We
were meant to be together.
I'll never love you!
Hey, security, yeah, we need you here.
Carol, look, I'm sorry.
No!
Oh my God, there's a knife.
You were supposed to love me.
You were supposed to love me!
Look, if you really love
me, you won't hurt me.
Right?
Carol.
No!
Oh my God.
That's the most disturbing
thing I've ever heard.
Really? That won the contest?
See? I never killed anyone.
You might as well have.
Yeah, and you agreed to
use a lust potion on her.
That's sick.
What?
No, every move I made
after drinking the coffee
that she gave me first wasn't me.
That's not what keeps me up at night.
Brings a new meaning to
drinking under the influence.
That's for sure.
You could've handled her
better, Rod, once you knew.
Maybe she wouldn't have died.
Yeah, that's what does
keep me up at night.
But, she took away my
free will. I was pissed.
You of all people should
understand that, Steven.
You don't know for sure
she gave you a lust potion.
Mac didn't see it, and she
never outright admitted it.
Like Mac says, we can't
know what you were thinking.
Intention is everything.
Right, kid?
You really think I'm dumb enough
to spend $450 on a lust potion?
I mean, what kind of a nutjob
would willingly do that?
Carol, apparently.
It doesn't make me a demon.
Tell 'em, Mac.
I for one am starting to
think it's clear that none of us
are the demons from our stories.
Those demons are dead.
Yeah, Mac, maybe you
just made a mistake.
I don't make mistakes, partner.
Steven's right. We have that in common.
We're all the victims of our own demons.
Your sister was the victim
in your story, Tabitha, not you.
No?
And that wife of yours, if
she got killed by a fake,
fortune-telling serial killer,
you wouldn't consider yourself the victim?
I'm just saying.
Please, Mac, let us go home.
All right, everyone
just give me a minute.
Something's missing.
The demon has to be Steven.
I mean, his story's the
only one that's unreliable.
You're looking at me,
when that little girl
willingly murdered her own sister?
I had to. She would have killed us all.
Tabitha sent spirits to kill a killer.
What makes me any worse?
These two murdered someone they claim
looked like a demon, sometimes.
Mac saw it, too. Tell them, Mac.
Lover Boy over here blatantly drove
a woman to kill herself.
I was under a damn spell!
Why won't anybody listen to me?
Who's the unreliable one now, Rod?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, absolutely.
All right, everyone shut the hell up!
We're outta time.
The fact is, ladies and gentlemen,
you are all responsible for a death,
intentional or unintentional.
But as we've learned today,
intention is everything.
I saw your phone earlier.
May I have it?
Do you know how to use it?
Yeah, I know how to use it.
I wanna show you something.
Both of you.
What are we looking for?
You'll know.
It's her!
What are you doing? Jennifer, run, run!
That's not Jennifer,
partner, that's Jessica.
She's the demon.
Stay back, you pathetic assholes.
I wish you can't come any closer.
She got her powers?
How?
She wished to be separated.
No, Jennifer did. It doesn't count.
Dammit, I thought wishing
to look exactly like
my sister would throw you off.
And it almost did, but it
doesn't matter because I wish--
Jesus, Rod, what are you doing?
What? They said she was the demon.
I really thought she was Jennifer.
I got my stories crossed
when looking into her soul.
Her wishing to look
like her sister made it
difficult to see who was who.
Whoa, whoa.
Hey, she's still just a kid, right?
We can't just kill her.
She's also a demon.
Never too young, outta my way, partner.
They were not identical, and
conjoined twins are by nature.
It's unnatural.
I shoulda known it was because
one of them was a demon.
You guys saw a demon through the phone?
Yeah, but we didn't have to.
Clint, lift up her shirt on
the right side, just a little.
Well, what are you looking at?
You've gone along with
me this long, just do it.
I was tipped off when I saw
her scratching her right side.
Jennifer was on her left.
Then they confirmed it.
I just realized that every time we saw
the lurker was through a lens.
The surveillance camera,
the peephole, the camera.
Right, in person, we saw George.
Right.
Hand me the stake, Mac.
I'll do it.
He's gonna find you, Mac.
Who?
You know who.
Let him come.
Who was she talking about Mac?
I hunt demons.
Demons hunt me.
One in particular has had it
out for me for over a century.
Long story, maybe next time.
You immortal or something?
No, I just don't age
anymore. Part of the gig.
Well I definitely feel better
now about knocking her out.
Wow, poor Jennifer.
Jessica really killed her.
Jennifer was a hero.
A demon with a million wishes,
that's not something
we want running around.
Glad I could finish the job for her.
Hey.
All right.
Well, thank you all for your
cooperation ... or whatever.
Like we had a choice.
Hey, you wanna go out sometime?
No potions allowed, I promise.
Okay, Pretty Boy, why not?
See, there was magic in my story.
Got a date with a woman
I made up in my own mind.
Or so I thought.
Hey, Mac, where are you off to next?
Oh you know, could be an airplane,
elevator ... nightclub.
You never know where someone
like me is gonna end up next.
And the two of you have got quite a gift.
Demon detection through
a lens, that's a new one.
Even to me.
I don't understand.
We've never seen anything
like this before.
Well sometimes when
soulmates are put together
they develop powers they
never realized they had.
You two looking for a job?
We could use some people
like you to join the hunt.
How do we find you?
Don't worry.
If you're interested ... I'll find you.
Happy hunting.