The Kick Back (2025) Movie Script
(Inspirational Tone)
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(music)
Am I talking about the
Steel Toe Strangler?
Now see, my baby daddy couldn't afford
no shit like this, you hear me?
Shanika Jones reporting
live from W-HOOD
motherfucking TV.
I don't know what else y'all want me to say,
but it's a fucking killer on the goddamn loose.
I don't know what else y'all
want me to goddamn say or do.
Ya hear, because I can't protect the
whole hood and ain't nobody protecting me.
Ain't no police got here yet.
Ain't nothing going on.
Where the fuck everybody at?
Ain't no ambulance.
Ain't nobody even looking for the
damn dead bodies.
But it's three of them.
I don't even know how many more left?
And who the fuck is that
coming from over there?
Y'all better come the fuck on
And get the fuck up outta here...
(static)
(beep)
(hip-hop music)
(no audio)
(night ambience)
(music)
Cute as fuck.
For these bitches at my house.
(music)
Yes.
(music)
(ominous tone)
What the fuck?
Calm your motherfucking self.
The fuck is wrong with you?
Calm your motherfucking
dramatic ass down
The hell is wrong with you?
You scared the shit outta me.
Man, I don't want to hear that shit.
You've been tweaking all day, now.
Told you about that shit.
Call Ed and them and tell them
to bring some wings.
Fried, crispy, hot sauce, ranch
and some peace.
And I'm on the back playing calla
Dramatic ass...
(music)
I told you what I was
gonna do to you, now.
I'm gonna run on your ass.
Hey go ahead, though, man.
(chatter)
Told you!
Sweet about me. Sorry as hell.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You always talk about bullshit, man.
Play the fucking game.
(doorbell)
Oh, hey, Eddie.
What's up, Kimmy?
Shit, what the fuck you got going?
Shut up, where's Mia?
She's parking the car.
What the fuck you mean
she's parking the car?
She'll be alright, she knows
how to fucking drive.
You know what, get in here.
Yeah, whatever man.
Y'all niggas get on my nerves.
Hey, girl.
What's up, girl?
Why that nigga got you
parking the car?
Now you see why I be
cheating on his ass, okay?
Yes, you want some wine?
Alright, watch this, bitch.
I heard your motherfucking
leg was fucked up,
but I didn't know your fingers
were fucked up, too.
Damn, that is so fucked up.
You know he can't help it.
Man listen, he knows I'm
fucking with him.
What the fuck you got on, though?
My Halloween costume for
the Halloween party tomorrow.
Man, I don't want to hear that, sit down.
I don't want to hear that shit.
You take that shit too motherfucking far.
What you gonna be, a naughty
school girl or something.
You don't like it?
I like it.
Thank you, Dwayne.
You know I gotta make a statement.
I'm gonna tell you how
fucking lame that is.
Your turn, nigga.
What's up, Willie Bean?
What's up, baby?
What happened to the
pizza and the wings?
You know me Mia fucked
all that shit up, nigga.
I didn't want any of that, anyway.
Yo, Mia outside, parking the fucking
car like my fucking chauffeur.
You had her parking the car?
You know how I do.
That's some shit I needed to hear.
I need to get rolled
up in this motherfucker!
Look at you.
Go, nigga.
Man, I'm gonna dub on your ass.
Man, I've been beating this nigga.
(chatter)
Play the game.
Shut up, nigga!
Shut up!
What is it?
Getting cold?
We playing cards.
We playing for money.
Go on back in now.
(chatter)
I'll be in in a minute.
(chatter)
She's trip pin, man.
Come on, man. Let's go in the house.
You sure?
Yeah. Let's go.
Don't want to hear more fucking mouth.
She's been running her mouth all day.
Why the hell you calling me in?
I told you I was playing cards.
It's cold outside and I wanted
you to come inside anyways.
What the fuck you got on?
It's my Halloween costume for
the Halloween party tomorrow.
There's a kidnaper out there?
I'm serious.
Nothing happened.
They already found three bodies.
And you know what they call him?
(ominous tone)
The Steel Toe Strangler.
(ominous tone)
(laughter)
Shut the fuck up.
The Steel Toe Strangler?
Trust me, if he kidnapping black
motherfuckers where they're living and shit,
You know them niggas ain't
living long, nigga.
And that's for damn sure. What
the fuck you talking about?
(chatter)
This is serious.
I was just talking to Malik the
other day about that shit.
Why motherfuckers coming up missing?
Man, cut that shit out, man. Ain't nobody-
Man, that's some white people shit.
Ain't too many niggas coming
up missing, nigga.
Man listen, white people,
black people, Asian people,
Motherfuckers's kidneys
is getting missing.
Man, fuck all that, man.
Y'all niggas be on time.
The party gonna start by
then thirty, eleven.
And y'all need to be here on time.
And it's gonna be kick in.
Everyone's talking about it.
Mia, chill the fuck out.
Who the fuck is everybody?
Everybody, nigga. Who else?
Fuck out of here.
Come on, we gotta go.
Let's get out of here.
Who the fuck is everybody?
Okay, girl, I'm gonna see you later.
All right?
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you.
Okay, cool.
(night ambience)
Want me to drive?
Naw, baby. You good.
I got this shit. Don't worry about nothing.
(ominous tone)
What the fuck?
What's wrong?
Shit, I fuck in thought
I saw somebody.
Fuck, you are trip pin.
I don't see nothing. Don't worry about.
I'm fucking bugging out.
Don't worry about it, I got this.
Let's go.
(car engine)
(music)
Good morning, baby.
(kitchen ambience)
What are you doing up so early?
I couldn't even sleep.
I tossed and turned all goddamn night.
Oh, I know. You kept waking me up.
Well, what I was trying to do...
Keep playing with me.
You're so crazy.
You know you can't be waking me up
when I'm getting my beauty sleep.
Where's D?
That nigga's still in there asleep.
Typical.
Well, what time you getting
the decorations?
Thinking about by 5:00.
Don't you think that's
pushing it? 5 o'clock?
Hell no, that ain't pushing it.
My man, he don't get there til five.
So we're gonna work something out.
Your man?
Yeah.
My partner, he going to straighten us out.
Oh my god, don't tell me you about to get
some bootleg ass decorations.
It's gonna be good. My
nigga, he'll hook us up.
(groaning)
Good morning, black people.
What y'all doing up so damn early?
Hey, D.
How you doing?
What's up, Milk Dud?
Man, what's going on?
Y'all had the goddamn air on 64.
Man, I couldn't even get no sleep.
Throwing my ass off.
You know how we are.
We like to keep it cool in here.
Listen, I'm about to get myself together.
Because Mia is going to be
picking me up later.
Yeah, and do not fuck up the decorations.
Yeah, we good, babe. I promise.
We gonna get it.
OK, I'll see you later.
Bye, D.
Sup, man.
What's happening with you?
You're never gonna believe this.
This girl I was with last night.
Bad broad bit me straight on my ass.
Bit you on the ass?
Nasty, bro.
That's why I snuck in so late.
But y'all trying to freeze
my ass off in here.
64 degrees, you know I got asthma.
I'm killing you, aren't I.
I can't do this shit, man.
(chatter)
You want to see it, man?
Man, hell no.
I don't wanna see your tight, hairy ass.
What you wearing, tonight?
Man, I'm wearing the
same thing I got on now.
You know I'm the dripster.
Nigga.
It's a Halloween party.
Probably one of the only black
Halloween parties you ever gonna go to.
Shit, I hear you. What time we
gonna meet ol' boy, though?
We're supposed to meet that
nigga over there by 5:00.
That punk-ass nigga ain't
even answering my texts.
How do you know this shit's
legit anyway with your cheap ass?
How much these damn Halloween
costumes cost any damn way?
Yeah, alright. Coming from the
same nigga who don't pay no rent,
ain't got no job,
All you do is answer the door, Jeffrey.
I'm on disability, nigga.
You on disability?
I'm on disability.
Now, go get dressed.
Get you some Blue
Star before you get there.
You sure you don't want to see it?
Man, come on, I don't
want to see your bald head.
You don't want to see it?
Hell no!
(car engine)
So, are you ready for tonight?
Yes. I'm ready.
No. I mean, are you ready? Ready?
Yeah. I'm ready. Wait.
What do you mean?
Girl, Malik is going to lose his mind
when he finds out.
Good. He thinks he's
the only one that can do a prank.
So, listen, he's supposed to be there
exactly at 12:00.
OK.
You need me to do anything?
Nothing. When the doorbell rings,
Get into character, bitch.
Tonight is gonna be so epic!
It's going down.
Tonight.
Yes, bitch.
Let's go.
(music)
I told Kim we don't need all this
motherfucking shit, man.
Ain't that what
Halloween's all about?
Costumes and decorations?
Oh, fuck all that, man. We Black.
We black?
What's that supposed to mean?
Black people like Halloween, too.
Yeah, we love Halloween.
It's perfect night for a motherfucker
to get they ass robbed.
You ain't lying about that.
Hold on.
Who the hell is this coming over here?
Who?
Pull your camera out.
Pull your phone out.
Hurry up.
Hi, I'm your next door neighbor.
I'm Karen.
But do you always wear your name
on your shirt this way?
Yeah.
It's easier that way.
Everybody calls me Karen anyway.
This is nice.
I thought you people
didn't celebrate Halloween.
What you mean?
We celebrate.
Hey, guys,
You must be Karen
Guilty!
Oh, hey, I'm Kimmy.
Well, it's nice to meet you.
What are you doing later?
We're having a Halloween party.
You should come.
Uh, I wouldn't want to
get hit by any stray bullets.
What?
I think I'll pass this time,
but you guys have fun.
Not too much fun.
Have a good one.
(chatter)
(music)
(doorbell)
(chatter)
Going on with you, baby?
You look so ready.
Nigga, let's go, bro.
Where the thots at, yo?
Y'all think this is not sophisticated.
Hey, yo, man, how do white people say,
Happy Halloween!
(chatter)
Who the fuck that is?
Oh, that's Slice out there.
(music)
(chatter)
Where's the food at?
Ain't got shit in here.
(chatter)
Hell, no. What are y'all doing bro?
You know, Kimmy be
trip pin about this shit.
Man, y'all breath in all over the food.
Hey!
What up, everybody!
What's happening?
(chatter)
This toast is about the cousins.
Cousins!
(music)
Appreciate it bruh.
But be careful with my shit, man.
This is fine. Damn.
(ominous tone)
Come on, man, come on.
Hey, put my shit over there.
(chatter)
Hey, where's your bathroom?
Hey, yo!
You know, I'm Diddy and you
fuck in Cassie tonight, right?
No, dead ass. It's like
fucking Bonnie and Clyde.
Man, you just doing too much.
No, listen, get your shit together because,
I don't need you drunk all fucking night.
So you can drink and I can't?
Listen. Don't cut me off.
Hey, where's your manners?
You see a player.
Speak to a player.
Hi, Dwayne.
Hey, yo,
big daddy out here, man.
Somebody needs to open the door.
They need to open it fast before
I kick your ass on it.
You get on my fucking nerves.
Down the hall. To the left.
Thanks.
(music)
Shut the fuck up.
You are doing way too much.
We ain't doing enough, baby.
(music)
No no no no, don't take it.
Do not take this.
Oh fuck no not no.
No don't go.
Hey, everybody.
Hey!
(chatter)
Where's my girl at? Kimmy.
I'm back here. Come in.
(chatter)
Honey, I got to put my costume on.
Hold on, let me go pour a drink real quick.
You always got to get a drink?
Nigga, we was just drinking in the car.
I don't care about none of that shit.
I'm gonna go holler.
Just go.
Ugly ass.
Oh, my God.
Why you so nasty?
What the fuck?
Hi, Mia.
No, what are y'all doing?
Close the motherfucking door.
There are people out there waiting on
y'all and y'all still ain't dressed yet?
Close my goddamned door.
Man, hurry the fuck up.
Close my goddamn door.
(music)
Play my song.
Hold on, man. Step back.
What's happening?
Play my song.
Shit, man.
God damn.
Put my song in rotation.
Man, what's your name?
Don't worry about my name.
I got a CD for you.
Goddamn, CD?
Okay.
1990?
What the fuck is this?
Is you playing with me right now?
You a deejay, right?
Get me right.
Man, everybody's having
a good time right now.
They gonna have a better time.
On this?
Yes.
A CD.
I'm the hottest in the city right now.
Pharoah.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Get me right.
Get you right.
Get the party right.
(chatter)
You know what?
I gotta go to the truck and get-
We ain't got time for all that talking.
Get to spinnin, deejay.
I can't play that shit right now.
I thought you was a pharaoh.
You laughing?
Shit.
I'm gonna give you a shot, man,
I, I can't.
I can't play this.
You can't play this.
I cannot. Play this.
I need to help?
Man, give me my damn CD back.
Hey, where's security at?
Listen, I ain't got time for this shit.
(music)
(doorbell)
All Hallow's Eve, everyone.
It is I-
(coughing and gagging)
It is I,
Marlo, the great-
Excuse me.
Oh, shit.
It is I-
Damn.
Shit.
It is I-
Excuse me, can I use your restroom,
I've been waiting a whole hour.
It is-
All right, now.
It is I,
Marlow,
the Great.
(coughing)
What the fuck?
(coughing)
(music)
(chatter)
Goddamn!
Pour me some of that.
This is all for some.
Please take your hand
cuffs off a brother.
And then what?
And then I'll come back
on you and strap you up.
And then what?
Where you come from, baby?
You work with Sienna PD?
I do.
(chatter)
So you here with, baby?
You got some piece with you?
No, no, myself, I'm off duty.
That's even better. Gotta rest the piece
so we can do the piggity wiggity.
Oh, that sounds fun.
You like that?
I do.
(chatter)
How are you doing, Tomtom?
Don't try to keep me away.
What did you do?
I can't tell ya.
I got a key.
Oh, no. I ain't trying to
kill no pigs right now.
(chatter)
Go ahead and sip it, baby.
You got that baby sip.
(gulps)
(chatter)
Kimmy.
Bitch. You almost made me spill my drink-
What the fuck is she doing here?
Who?
Bitch, Neesy
She's said Eddie told her to come.
Eddie told her to come?
Oh. Oh, okay.
Two can play at this game.
Mia, calm down.
Don't let that bitch fuck up your fun.
You know what, bitch?
You're right, you're right. Let's go.
That's why mama's gonna
get his ass back tonight.
(chatter)
Oh, shit.
This party's really about to turn up.
Hell fucking yeah, nigga.
(chatter)
Turn around real slow.
Don't trip though.
(chatter)
I got this shit.
You know what it is.
(chatter)
Oh. What's your name?
What are you supposed to be?
Oh, you got muscles.
Ooh, I like that.
I know you see me. You
see me looking at you?
I want a taste.
(music)
Talk to me.
(chatter)
I bet you like it rough.
I'm gonna go get you a drink to loosen
you up so we can have some fun.
Alright? I'll be right back.
(ominous tone)
(night ambience)
(music)
What the fuck?
Marlow!
Hey, everyone!
This is Marlow The Great.
Hi, Marlow.
He is here.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Whatever, I'm fuck in lit.
Marlow is here to do some readings.
Who the fuck is gonna be a volunteer?
I'm not even doing that shit.
Shit, me either.
I don't believe in waking up
anything that's asleep.
(music)
(ominous tone)
Gather around, patrons.
It is time for Marlow.
(coughing and gagging)
Who will be first?
Eddie.
Eddie will be first.
Eddie wants to go first.
Why the fuck everybody always
speaking for Eddie, man? Damn!
Calm down.
It is not that serious.
I'm saying though, Kimmy.
If it ain't that serious,
then why I gotta go?
Quit whining, man.
Would you do it, babe?
I ain't doing that shit.
You know what? Malik.
It's your crib, nigga.
Why don't you go?
Man, shut the hell up
and sit the fuck down.
So that's what we doing right now?
Babe, calm down.
What you trying to hide?
Shut the hell up.
Nigga, you shut up.
Who the fuck is you talking to like that?
Man, both of y'all
shut the fuck up.
Marlow. Go ahead.
(ominous tone)
The fool.
The fool, what the fuck?
I can tell you who that is.
I told you his ass wasn't happy.
What you say, bitch?
It's not what you think.
The fool represents opportunity,
potential,
new beginnings.
See? Might be on to something. Go ahead.
Keep going. Keep going.
(ominous tone)
The trickster.
These cards be on motherfucking point.
I see sadness.
Hopeless.
You become withdrawn from relationships.
(thunder)
The Emperor.
Interesting.
Hell yeah, my nigga on some emperor shit.
You have a lack of discipline.
You have some immature ways.
And a very controlling nature.
(ominous tone)
Judgment.
This should remind you.
That everything comes to an end.
Everything comes to an end?
The fuck you mean everything
comes to an end?
How the fuck do you go
from emperor to this bullshit?
Motherfucker always been
trying to judge somebody.
For real.
You should be lucky nobody's
judging your ass.
Nigga, I don't give a fuck.
Bitch, you need to give a fuck.
You got a baby daddy everywhere.
North side. East side.
West side. The fuck?
Look, if both of you don't shut up,
So we can finish this shit.
(boom)
Oh, my.
(thunder)
(whispers)
Quiet.
My guides.
They're speaking to me.
You have a dark side.
Darkside?
(thunder)
You have a lot of negative influences.
There's a negative energy.
It follows you.
What's that mean?
What that means?
You don't see?
That's the devil.
Shh.
Man, just turn over the last card
so we can get this shit over with.
(ominous tone)
They have more to say.
Babe, did you pay the light bill?
Of course I paid the motherfucking bill.
Don't try me.
Alright now stop playing.
Babe, it's not me.
It's big.
The spirits are not happy.
Man, stop playing.
They have more to say.
(whispers)
You gonna regret this.
(screams)
(ominous tone)
What the fuck was that?
I don't know, I heard a door slam.
Sounds like it's coming from upstairs.
Nobody should be up there.
I'll go check it out.
Do you think that's a good idea?
Fuck, man I'll go look, yo.
Hey, you want me to go with you?
Do I look like I need your fuck in help?
I'm just trying to look out for you, man.
Watch out, man.
(ominous tone)
(footsteps)
(door creak)
(ominous tone)
(scream)
Calm down. Calm the fuck down.
D.
Huh?
D.
Come help me with this fuze box.
Come on, nigga.
Alright man, goddamn.
Open the box.
Man, what the fuck-
Man, back, back.
(chatter)
Nigga, why the fuck
your box labeled incorrectly?
How the fuck we supposed
to figure this shit out?
Man, I ain't even tell you to come out
here, take your ass in the house.
So you got this big ass house
with incorrect labels, man.
Man, take your bald ass
head in the house, man.
His ass in the house.
Fuck you niggas, dog.
So you just going to take the light?
Yeah, nigga.
Hey!
Don't worry about him.
(chatter)
Hey, back, back.
Trying to help.
That ain't it.
So. What are we supposed to do, just stay
in and get strangled in the dark?
No, I'm going to go get candles.
I can help, I can help, too.
OK, come on, let's go.
Ronnie, fuck!
That nigga gone in the wind.
Motherfucker done left with the lights.
Man, we're gonna have to eenie, minie, moe.
What you think?
Man, fuck it. We gotta do what we gotta do.
We're in the fucking dark.
I think I got some candles in here,
Girl, you got everything in here.
She does. Don't touch nothing, though.
Hold on, who is this bitch talking to?
Bitch? I've been letting your
ass slide all fucking night.
Lettin me slide? Bitch please.
April, April, April, girl,
we didn't come here for this shit.
Look, I don't have no problem with you.
I'm happy for you and Eddie.
Girl, we've been cool since
elementary school. You're right.
This all started whenever fucking Eddie
was lying and shit.
Found them.
So, look, are we good?
Yeah, girl. We're good.
Good. April.
We good?
Well, whatever you say. Okay?
OK, now that everybody's
singing this Kumbaya and shit,
Help me get these
fucking candles. You right.
(chatter)
Fuck!
Damn, I wish I had a fucking light, man.
God damn.
Oh, appreciate you.
What the fuck?
(music)
You think this is enough?
Yeah, this should be fine.
Okay. Babe, can you put these
in the bathroom for me?
Trying to burn the house down?
You better not burn the fucking house down.
Ain't nobody gonna burn your-
What the fuck was that?
Y'all hear that?
Oh my god.
What the fuck is going on?
I don't know.
I keep hearing shit around this house, man.
It's too much shit going on.
Where Pete at?
Stay in here.
(ominous tone)
What the hell are you still doing there?
Bring your ass over here.
Oh, shit.
Damn, man.
Who fucked you up?
Don't just stand there.
Help him up.
Pete.
Come on, man.
Get the fuck up.
You alive, Pete?
Get up.
Man, I knew I should
have stayed my ass home.
You alright?
I don't know, dog.
Oh, I'm In the Twilight Zone.
(music)
What's taking them
so long to turn this circuit breaker on?
I want these lights to be on already.
There's light.
Oh, yay.
DJ, put some music on.
Let's change the vibe in here.
I got you, sis.
Yes. Let's go.
(music)
Pete, what happened?
Hey, yo, Kimmy,
what the fuck is going on in this house?
What do you mean?
This is a spooky ass house. Yo, listen.
That noise, the shit
that I go upstairs to check the noise
to make sure everything is okay.
I'm flashing
the lights during the security set.
I turn around
and I just feel the fucking bag
going over my head
and some little ass arms and some weird
shit wa's going on in this house.
So you didn't see anyone?
Does it look like I've fucking
seen anybody?
Didn't I Just say he
had a bag over my head?
Pete, I would never.
I feel like you got something
to do with this, Kimmy.
I feel like you got me over here.
You set me up. Why would you think that?
You know what?
This shit is spooky.
Don't invite me to no more of
your fucking parties, okay?
None of that shit. Don't you know?
Hell no, this shit is over.
Pete.
Hey, Malik.
Why the fuck you ain't say nothing?
Why are you so grouchy today?
Who the fuck is this?
This gentleman was having car trouble and
I was hoping to use your phone.
Hell no, you can't use the phone, bitch.
We black.
We don't allow strange motherfuckers
in the house.
The fuck's wrong with her?
Man, my shit is cut off.
And my phone dead.
That's a personal problem.
And why the fuck you
keep looking back and shit?
Stop being paranoid.
What's going on?
Oh, hey, Sam.
Why are you standing outside?
Who's your friend?
Actually, he just needs to use the phone.
His car broke down around the corner,
and I told Malik,
he could use your phone,
and he won't let him in.
Come on inside.
You about to let an axe
murderer in the house?
Come on, man. Gotta be thinking, bro.
Come on. We are.
Come on in.
Thank you.
(music)
Hey, everybody.
We have a new arrival.
This is, wait.
I don't think you told me your name.
What's your name?
Oh, you just call me Jay. This is Jay.
So his car broke down around the corner
and he needs to use someone's cell phone.
Damn, Jay.
You fine. You got a wife?
Yes he is.
You can use my phone. Appreciate that.
No problem.
Damn, girl. Let him breathe.
Look, I'm trying to
get a treat tonight, ok?
OK, trick.
(ominous tone)
(music)
The tow truck will be here in a minute.
Hey, man, I thought
you got that shit fixed.
Nah. I appreciate y'all
for letting me in, though.
It's my pleasure.
Are you hungry?
No, no, that nigga ain't
eating up in here. He good.
Nah. I'm good.
Uh, here's your phone, though.
Man, I told you I'd keep
an eye out on that nigga.
Yeah, I'm telling you, man.
Can't be trusted.
I'm with you on that shit.
I ain't trust that little karate kid
motherfucker since he
came through the door.
Man, move out the way. I gotta pee.
Get the fuck out the way.
Yo, Pete. You good man?
Pete, what's up?
Yeah, I'm good, bro.
Yeah, I'm straight.
You sure? You need a cup
of water or something?
You need to lay down?
You ain't looking too good.
All I know, I ain't leaving this
motherfucking spot right here.
Bitch, you've been in that spot all night.
There's too much spooky shit going on here.
Fuck this party.
(music)
(doorbell)
I'll get it.
Miss Okiki.
Hello, my dear.
Come in.
How are you this evening, my sister?
Let's just say it's been one crazy night.
Ah yes, the energy is high tonight.
Strange things happen on nights like this.
Everyone, Miss Okiki.
Greetings, everyone. Greetings.
(chatter)
Well, I lost something very important and
I was hoping you all may have found it.
I haven't found anything. Babe, have you?
No.
(screams)
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What the fuck is that?
(ominous tone)
I know what that is.
That's that Booker T. Washington doll.
Booker T. Washington, babe?
Stop being so silly.
It's a Booker T.
And he's a very special friend of mine.
Whatever happens to him, happens to you.
(evil cackles)
Why is she laughing?
Friend or not,
she got to get the hell out of here
with this Seed Of Chucky doll.
Certainly.
But remember, whatever happens to him
happens to you.
I don't know, babe,
but that was some weird shit.
(music)
(evil cackles)
Uninvited.
(power failure)
Not again.
D come help me with this fuze box.
Come on, nigga.
Goddamn it!
Whatever happens to him,
Happens to you.
(chatter)
What the fuck?
(music)
Hey, hey, come here for a minute.
Hurry up.
What's going on? Hurry up, hurry up.
What's up?
Look, check this shit out.
(night ambience)
What?
I don't see shit.
I don't see nothing, man.
(night ambience)
Man, I swear to God,
I just seen three hoes out there.
They twerkin it, dancing, shaking ass
and shit. I'm looking like,
Goddamn, like for real-
Three bithces twerkin?
Listen, listen, listen.
Stop bullshitting. Stop playing.
Because y'all two funny niggas
been acting stupid.
Nah.
Listen what I'm telling you, man.
Wake the fuck up
and listen to what I'm saying.
Listen to what I'm saying.
I'm high but I'm not stupid.
You high.
I'm high. I'm high, but I'm
not stupid. Listen to me.
I'm not bullshitting with you.
That Snoop Dogg shit got fucked up.
No, nigga, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Y'all two niggas is fucking off, man.
Alright.
Ever since that bitch
came through the door.
With them janky ass cards,
Then that other bitch come
through the door with that janky ass doll.
Do you hear what the fuck I'm saying?
So think about that.
The party done changed.
Shit starting to get spooky around here,
you two dumb ass
niggas better wake the fuck up.
They come in here
with these evil ass spirit shit.
I'm hearing shit around this house.
Shit falling over everybody wondering, it's
not even a par-stop laughing.
It's not-listen.
It's not a party, okay?
Alright, alright.
Let's go.
No, you gonna listen to me.
I'm telling you-
Y'all smokin that shit, y'all.
Bruh, I'm not bullshittin.
(chatter)
(ominous tone)
You know how dangerous smoking is?
Huh?
The fuck you talking about?
(music)
Are you comfortable?
(music)
Bitch, I look comfortable?
I knew you was a crazy ass white bitch.
You want to know how it works?
How what work, bitch?
You're getting sleepy.
That shit don't work on me.
Tell me about your mother.
My mama?
My mama told me to never bring
home a crazy ass white girl.
(music)
That shit don't work on me.
(ominous tone)
Man, where the fuck Junior at?
Get your hand off me, man.
What the fuck?
Put that fucking oil down.
Hell no, nigga.
It's just daddy oil.
Fucking hands off my eyes, man.
Damnit, what the fuck?
Goddamn.
Come on, get your ass up.
Oh, fuck in shit.
Fuckin snakes in the ground.
The fuck off me, man.
Snakes on a plane.
Snakes in the grass, nigga.
Let's find this fuck in nigga, man.
(ominous tone)
What you do to me, girl?
You talk in about my mama?
No one can hear you.
Oh, fuck you, bitch. Untie me!
Hey, man, we gotta split up.
What?
We gotta split up.
We need to stick together, nigga.
Slice, take your retarded ass around back.
Take your dumb ass around back.
Hey Eddie, go around front.
Around front? Where, nigga?
The front of the house, motherfucker.
You sure?
Check the front!
Nigga, what if I disappear?
Man, go check upstairs, man.
Ah, shit.
You gonna be alright?
Check upstairs, boy.
Yeah, I'm good.
Fuck. Ah.
(night ambience)
Slice, what the fuck you doing, man?
(chatter)
Get your idiot ass in the house.
Help! Get me the fuck outta here!
Crazy white fuck in bitch.
Help! Someone get me outta here!
Junior.
Man, what the hell going on?
Yo, Slice, get over here.
The fuck's going on, man?
What the fuck you mean?
You don't see what's going on?
(ominous tone)
(chatter)
That lady's a fucking nutcase.
Let me outta this shit.
(chatter)
Fuck! Come on, let's
get the fuck out of here.
Let's go, let's go!
(night ambience)
(music)
Isn't this so romantic?
No, this shit ain't no romantic.
Pete almost got suffocated.
This spooky-ass house.
Bring that African-ass
lady here with that bullshit, man.
But how are you feeling, though?
Feeling good, though.
We do something about that?
Yeah.
It's about time.
(music)
Mia. Where's Junior?
I thought he left.
Good.
(music)
(night ambience)
Hey. Let's party.
Take your ass home.
Shit, man. What the fuck is going on?
(laughter)
You scared?
Nah, I ain't scared.
I ain't scared.
You scared, boy.
I thought you were Pac, nigga.
They gonna kill your stupid ass.
They gonna kill you!
I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Fuck.
(intense tone)
Come on.
Hey, stop that nigga!
Fuck!
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Stop! It's just a prank.
A prank?
I set this whole shit up.
What the fuck?
Bro, she got your ass this time.
And your Three Stooges asses know?
You knew about this shit the whole time?
Bruh, I didn't know nothing about it.
Hold up, you mean to tell me
Sam was in on it, too?
Pretty good for a white girl.
So what about the bad?
You know? The fuck?
That wasn't a part of the plan.
So who the fuck did it then? It wasn't me.
Well, you know what?
Get the fuck out!
Everybody get the fuck out!
Babe!
I'm sick of y'all shit.
Get your ass up outta here.
Let's go, y'all! Let's
go! Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Woah, one minute.
I'm staying here.
Y'all get the fuck out.
(knocking)
(chatter)
I heard gunshots.
Oh, gosh, I heard gunshots.
Calm down, ma'am.
Let's see what's going on.
Hello, officers.
How can we help you? Yeah.
How can we help you?
We got a few noise complaints.
We want to see what's going on.
A noise complaint?
There's no way you could
have had a noise complaint.
We haven't had power all night.
Who called you?
Excuse me, ma'am, we're not at liberty
to disclose that information to you.
Is that.
Is that Karen? Who?
What are you doing?
Is that that crazy white bitch?
Ma'am, calm down.
Calm down?
Okay, we'll calm down.
Aight, just keep the noise down and we
ain't gonna have no problems, okay?
OK, thank you, Officers,
you guys have a good night.
Y'all have a good night.
Now, Karen, do you have
something to say to them?
Yeah, apology?
I'm sorry.
Alright, now let's go.
We apologize about that, y'all.
(chatter)
Karen!
Where you going?
I heard gun shots!
Karen!
Let's go, let's go.
You're gonna stop calling the police.
(chatter)
(music)
Ain't shit in here to eat, man.
They done ate the motherfucking chicken
to the gristle in this motherfucker.
Damn. Ain't no fucking milk?
No cereal.
No Oodles of Noodles or nothin.
(chatter)
What the fuck?
Hey, nigga.
What was up with that bag
over the head shit?
I didn't pay you to do that shit.
Hey, I ain't giving you no more
motherfucking money-
(ominous tone)
(choking)
(ominous tone)
(no audio)
Action.
Shit!
I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Fuck!
(chatter)
You get it?
Yeah. Cut!
Action! Hey!
Stop that
(chatter)
We got it.
Yeah! You good?
Rolling? Rolling.
9B. Take two.
Action.
What's up everybody?
(chatter)
Dwayne! Where I'm setting up, man?
(chatter)
Hold on, let me go pour a drink real quick.
You always had to get a fucking drink.
Nigga, we was just drinking in the car.
Listen, I don't care about any of
that shit. I'm gonna go holler at Slice.
Ugly ass.
The best ass.
(chatter)
I'm rolling.
Action!
What the fuck? You scared me!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the hell?
Your titty done popped out,
gettin all crazy.
(laughter)
(chatter)
Wait a minute, hold on.
You mean to tell me?
Pretty good for a white girl.
What's her character's name?
Sam!
(chatter)
What the fuck is you doing, bruh?
You goddamn did that bag
on the head type of shit.
I ain't pay you to do that shit.
Hey!
I ain't getting you no more-
(choking)
Goddamn
(chatter)
Action.
Ay, yo Slice. Play something nice.
I got you, sis.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, let me go in
and slow down for everybody.
You know what I'm saying?
How do y'all feel?
What the fuck?
(chatter)
This is too much activity for a big nigga.
Fucking up my J's and shit.
How big is you, J?
What the fuck?
Man, throw that damn shit out, bro.
Get rid of that fucking oil, man.
This nigga.
My bad.
Damn, where that nigga at?
(music)
(no audio)
(no audio)
(no audio)
(music)
Am I talking about the
Steel Toe Strangler?
Now see, my baby daddy couldn't afford
no shit like this, you hear me?
Shanika Jones reporting
live from W-HOOD
motherfucking TV.
I don't know what else y'all want me to say,
but it's a fucking killer on the goddamn loose.
I don't know what else y'all
want me to goddamn say or do.
Ya hear, because I can't protect the
whole hood and ain't nobody protecting me.
Ain't no police got here yet.
Ain't nothing going on.
Where the fuck everybody at?
Ain't no ambulance.
Ain't nobody even looking for the
damn dead bodies.
But it's three of them.
I don't even know how many more left?
And who the fuck is that
coming from over there?
Y'all better come the fuck on
And get the fuck up outta here...
(static)
(beep)
(hip-hop music)
(no audio)
(night ambience)
(music)
Cute as fuck.
For these bitches at my house.
(music)
Yes.
(music)
(ominous tone)
What the fuck?
Calm your motherfucking self.
The fuck is wrong with you?
Calm your motherfucking
dramatic ass down
The hell is wrong with you?
You scared the shit outta me.
Man, I don't want to hear that shit.
You've been tweaking all day, now.
Told you about that shit.
Call Ed and them and tell them
to bring some wings.
Fried, crispy, hot sauce, ranch
and some peace.
And I'm on the back playing calla
Dramatic ass...
(music)
I told you what I was
gonna do to you, now.
I'm gonna run on your ass.
Hey go ahead, though, man.
(chatter)
Told you!
Sweet about me. Sorry as hell.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You always talk about bullshit, man.
Play the fucking game.
(doorbell)
Oh, hey, Eddie.
What's up, Kimmy?
Shit, what the fuck you got going?
Shut up, where's Mia?
She's parking the car.
What the fuck you mean
she's parking the car?
She'll be alright, she knows
how to fucking drive.
You know what, get in here.
Yeah, whatever man.
Y'all niggas get on my nerves.
Hey, girl.
What's up, girl?
Why that nigga got you
parking the car?
Now you see why I be
cheating on his ass, okay?
Yes, you want some wine?
Alright, watch this, bitch.
I heard your motherfucking
leg was fucked up,
but I didn't know your fingers
were fucked up, too.
Damn, that is so fucked up.
You know he can't help it.
Man listen, he knows I'm
fucking with him.
What the fuck you got on, though?
My Halloween costume for
the Halloween party tomorrow.
Man, I don't want to hear that, sit down.
I don't want to hear that shit.
You take that shit too motherfucking far.
What you gonna be, a naughty
school girl or something.
You don't like it?
I like it.
Thank you, Dwayne.
You know I gotta make a statement.
I'm gonna tell you how
fucking lame that is.
Your turn, nigga.
What's up, Willie Bean?
What's up, baby?
What happened to the
pizza and the wings?
You know me Mia fucked
all that shit up, nigga.
I didn't want any of that, anyway.
Yo, Mia outside, parking the fucking
car like my fucking chauffeur.
You had her parking the car?
You know how I do.
That's some shit I needed to hear.
I need to get rolled
up in this motherfucker!
Look at you.
Go, nigga.
Man, I'm gonna dub on your ass.
Man, I've been beating this nigga.
(chatter)
Play the game.
Shut up, nigga!
Shut up!
What is it?
Getting cold?
We playing cards.
We playing for money.
Go on back in now.
(chatter)
I'll be in in a minute.
(chatter)
She's trip pin, man.
Come on, man. Let's go in the house.
You sure?
Yeah. Let's go.
Don't want to hear more fucking mouth.
She's been running her mouth all day.
Why the hell you calling me in?
I told you I was playing cards.
It's cold outside and I wanted
you to come inside anyways.
What the fuck you got on?
It's my Halloween costume for
the Halloween party tomorrow.
There's a kidnaper out there?
I'm serious.
Nothing happened.
They already found three bodies.
And you know what they call him?
(ominous tone)
The Steel Toe Strangler.
(ominous tone)
(laughter)
Shut the fuck up.
The Steel Toe Strangler?
Trust me, if he kidnapping black
motherfuckers where they're living and shit,
You know them niggas ain't
living long, nigga.
And that's for damn sure. What
the fuck you talking about?
(chatter)
This is serious.
I was just talking to Malik the
other day about that shit.
Why motherfuckers coming up missing?
Man, cut that shit out, man. Ain't nobody-
Man, that's some white people shit.
Ain't too many niggas coming
up missing, nigga.
Man listen, white people,
black people, Asian people,
Motherfuckers's kidneys
is getting missing.
Man, fuck all that, man.
Y'all niggas be on time.
The party gonna start by
then thirty, eleven.
And y'all need to be here on time.
And it's gonna be kick in.
Everyone's talking about it.
Mia, chill the fuck out.
Who the fuck is everybody?
Everybody, nigga. Who else?
Fuck out of here.
Come on, we gotta go.
Let's get out of here.
Who the fuck is everybody?
Okay, girl, I'm gonna see you later.
All right?
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you.
Okay, cool.
(night ambience)
Want me to drive?
Naw, baby. You good.
I got this shit. Don't worry about nothing.
(ominous tone)
What the fuck?
What's wrong?
Shit, I fuck in thought
I saw somebody.
Fuck, you are trip pin.
I don't see nothing. Don't worry about.
I'm fucking bugging out.
Don't worry about it, I got this.
Let's go.
(car engine)
(music)
Good morning, baby.
(kitchen ambience)
What are you doing up so early?
I couldn't even sleep.
I tossed and turned all goddamn night.
Oh, I know. You kept waking me up.
Well, what I was trying to do...
Keep playing with me.
You're so crazy.
You know you can't be waking me up
when I'm getting my beauty sleep.
Where's D?
That nigga's still in there asleep.
Typical.
Well, what time you getting
the decorations?
Thinking about by 5:00.
Don't you think that's
pushing it? 5 o'clock?
Hell no, that ain't pushing it.
My man, he don't get there til five.
So we're gonna work something out.
Your man?
Yeah.
My partner, he going to straighten us out.
Oh my god, don't tell me you about to get
some bootleg ass decorations.
It's gonna be good. My
nigga, he'll hook us up.
(groaning)
Good morning, black people.
What y'all doing up so damn early?
Hey, D.
How you doing?
What's up, Milk Dud?
Man, what's going on?
Y'all had the goddamn air on 64.
Man, I couldn't even get no sleep.
Throwing my ass off.
You know how we are.
We like to keep it cool in here.
Listen, I'm about to get myself together.
Because Mia is going to be
picking me up later.
Yeah, and do not fuck up the decorations.
Yeah, we good, babe. I promise.
We gonna get it.
OK, I'll see you later.
Bye, D.
Sup, man.
What's happening with you?
You're never gonna believe this.
This girl I was with last night.
Bad broad bit me straight on my ass.
Bit you on the ass?
Nasty, bro.
That's why I snuck in so late.
But y'all trying to freeze
my ass off in here.
64 degrees, you know I got asthma.
I'm killing you, aren't I.
I can't do this shit, man.
(chatter)
You want to see it, man?
Man, hell no.
I don't wanna see your tight, hairy ass.
What you wearing, tonight?
Man, I'm wearing the
same thing I got on now.
You know I'm the dripster.
Nigga.
It's a Halloween party.
Probably one of the only black
Halloween parties you ever gonna go to.
Shit, I hear you. What time we
gonna meet ol' boy, though?
We're supposed to meet that
nigga over there by 5:00.
That punk-ass nigga ain't
even answering my texts.
How do you know this shit's
legit anyway with your cheap ass?
How much these damn Halloween
costumes cost any damn way?
Yeah, alright. Coming from the
same nigga who don't pay no rent,
ain't got no job,
All you do is answer the door, Jeffrey.
I'm on disability, nigga.
You on disability?
I'm on disability.
Now, go get dressed.
Get you some Blue
Star before you get there.
You sure you don't want to see it?
Man, come on, I don't
want to see your bald head.
You don't want to see it?
Hell no!
(car engine)
So, are you ready for tonight?
Yes. I'm ready.
No. I mean, are you ready? Ready?
Yeah. I'm ready. Wait.
What do you mean?
Girl, Malik is going to lose his mind
when he finds out.
Good. He thinks he's
the only one that can do a prank.
So, listen, he's supposed to be there
exactly at 12:00.
OK.
You need me to do anything?
Nothing. When the doorbell rings,
Get into character, bitch.
Tonight is gonna be so epic!
It's going down.
Tonight.
Yes, bitch.
Let's go.
(music)
I told Kim we don't need all this
motherfucking shit, man.
Ain't that what
Halloween's all about?
Costumes and decorations?
Oh, fuck all that, man. We Black.
We black?
What's that supposed to mean?
Black people like Halloween, too.
Yeah, we love Halloween.
It's perfect night for a motherfucker
to get they ass robbed.
You ain't lying about that.
Hold on.
Who the hell is this coming over here?
Who?
Pull your camera out.
Pull your phone out.
Hurry up.
Hi, I'm your next door neighbor.
I'm Karen.
But do you always wear your name
on your shirt this way?
Yeah.
It's easier that way.
Everybody calls me Karen anyway.
This is nice.
I thought you people
didn't celebrate Halloween.
What you mean?
We celebrate.
Hey, guys,
You must be Karen
Guilty!
Oh, hey, I'm Kimmy.
Well, it's nice to meet you.
What are you doing later?
We're having a Halloween party.
You should come.
Uh, I wouldn't want to
get hit by any stray bullets.
What?
I think I'll pass this time,
but you guys have fun.
Not too much fun.
Have a good one.
(chatter)
(music)
(doorbell)
(chatter)
Going on with you, baby?
You look so ready.
Nigga, let's go, bro.
Where the thots at, yo?
Y'all think this is not sophisticated.
Hey, yo, man, how do white people say,
Happy Halloween!
(chatter)
Who the fuck that is?
Oh, that's Slice out there.
(music)
(chatter)
Where's the food at?
Ain't got shit in here.
(chatter)
Hell, no. What are y'all doing bro?
You know, Kimmy be
trip pin about this shit.
Man, y'all breath in all over the food.
Hey!
What up, everybody!
What's happening?
(chatter)
This toast is about the cousins.
Cousins!
(music)
Appreciate it bruh.
But be careful with my shit, man.
This is fine. Damn.
(ominous tone)
Come on, man, come on.
Hey, put my shit over there.
(chatter)
Hey, where's your bathroom?
Hey, yo!
You know, I'm Diddy and you
fuck in Cassie tonight, right?
No, dead ass. It's like
fucking Bonnie and Clyde.
Man, you just doing too much.
No, listen, get your shit together because,
I don't need you drunk all fucking night.
So you can drink and I can't?
Listen. Don't cut me off.
Hey, where's your manners?
You see a player.
Speak to a player.
Hi, Dwayne.
Hey, yo,
big daddy out here, man.
Somebody needs to open the door.
They need to open it fast before
I kick your ass on it.
You get on my fucking nerves.
Down the hall. To the left.
Thanks.
(music)
Shut the fuck up.
You are doing way too much.
We ain't doing enough, baby.
(music)
No no no no, don't take it.
Do not take this.
Oh fuck no not no.
No don't go.
Hey, everybody.
Hey!
(chatter)
Where's my girl at? Kimmy.
I'm back here. Come in.
(chatter)
Honey, I got to put my costume on.
Hold on, let me go pour a drink real quick.
You always got to get a drink?
Nigga, we was just drinking in the car.
I don't care about none of that shit.
I'm gonna go holler.
Just go.
Ugly ass.
Oh, my God.
Why you so nasty?
What the fuck?
Hi, Mia.
No, what are y'all doing?
Close the motherfucking door.
There are people out there waiting on
y'all and y'all still ain't dressed yet?
Close my goddamned door.
Man, hurry the fuck up.
Close my goddamn door.
(music)
Play my song.
Hold on, man. Step back.
What's happening?
Play my song.
Shit, man.
God damn.
Put my song in rotation.
Man, what's your name?
Don't worry about my name.
I got a CD for you.
Goddamn, CD?
Okay.
1990?
What the fuck is this?
Is you playing with me right now?
You a deejay, right?
Get me right.
Man, everybody's having
a good time right now.
They gonna have a better time.
On this?
Yes.
A CD.
I'm the hottest in the city right now.
Pharoah.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Get me right.
Get you right.
Get the party right.
(chatter)
You know what?
I gotta go to the truck and get-
We ain't got time for all that talking.
Get to spinnin, deejay.
I can't play that shit right now.
I thought you was a pharaoh.
You laughing?
Shit.
I'm gonna give you a shot, man,
I, I can't.
I can't play this.
You can't play this.
I cannot. Play this.
I need to help?
Man, give me my damn CD back.
Hey, where's security at?
Listen, I ain't got time for this shit.
(music)
(doorbell)
All Hallow's Eve, everyone.
It is I-
(coughing and gagging)
It is I,
Marlo, the great-
Excuse me.
Oh, shit.
It is I-
Damn.
Shit.
It is I-
Excuse me, can I use your restroom,
I've been waiting a whole hour.
It is-
All right, now.
It is I,
Marlow,
the Great.
(coughing)
What the fuck?
(coughing)
(music)
(chatter)
Goddamn!
Pour me some of that.
This is all for some.
Please take your hand
cuffs off a brother.
And then what?
And then I'll come back
on you and strap you up.
And then what?
Where you come from, baby?
You work with Sienna PD?
I do.
(chatter)
So you here with, baby?
You got some piece with you?
No, no, myself, I'm off duty.
That's even better. Gotta rest the piece
so we can do the piggity wiggity.
Oh, that sounds fun.
You like that?
I do.
(chatter)
How are you doing, Tomtom?
Don't try to keep me away.
What did you do?
I can't tell ya.
I got a key.
Oh, no. I ain't trying to
kill no pigs right now.
(chatter)
Go ahead and sip it, baby.
You got that baby sip.
(gulps)
(chatter)
Kimmy.
Bitch. You almost made me spill my drink-
What the fuck is she doing here?
Who?
Bitch, Neesy
She's said Eddie told her to come.
Eddie told her to come?
Oh. Oh, okay.
Two can play at this game.
Mia, calm down.
Don't let that bitch fuck up your fun.
You know what, bitch?
You're right, you're right. Let's go.
That's why mama's gonna
get his ass back tonight.
(chatter)
Oh, shit.
This party's really about to turn up.
Hell fucking yeah, nigga.
(chatter)
Turn around real slow.
Don't trip though.
(chatter)
I got this shit.
You know what it is.
(chatter)
Oh. What's your name?
What are you supposed to be?
Oh, you got muscles.
Ooh, I like that.
I know you see me. You
see me looking at you?
I want a taste.
(music)
Talk to me.
(chatter)
I bet you like it rough.
I'm gonna go get you a drink to loosen
you up so we can have some fun.
Alright? I'll be right back.
(ominous tone)
(night ambience)
(music)
What the fuck?
Marlow!
Hey, everyone!
This is Marlow The Great.
Hi, Marlow.
He is here.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Whatever, I'm fuck in lit.
Marlow is here to do some readings.
Who the fuck is gonna be a volunteer?
I'm not even doing that shit.
Shit, me either.
I don't believe in waking up
anything that's asleep.
(music)
(ominous tone)
Gather around, patrons.
It is time for Marlow.
(coughing and gagging)
Who will be first?
Eddie.
Eddie will be first.
Eddie wants to go first.
Why the fuck everybody always
speaking for Eddie, man? Damn!
Calm down.
It is not that serious.
I'm saying though, Kimmy.
If it ain't that serious,
then why I gotta go?
Quit whining, man.
Would you do it, babe?
I ain't doing that shit.
You know what? Malik.
It's your crib, nigga.
Why don't you go?
Man, shut the hell up
and sit the fuck down.
So that's what we doing right now?
Babe, calm down.
What you trying to hide?
Shut the hell up.
Nigga, you shut up.
Who the fuck is you talking to like that?
Man, both of y'all
shut the fuck up.
Marlow. Go ahead.
(ominous tone)
The fool.
The fool, what the fuck?
I can tell you who that is.
I told you his ass wasn't happy.
What you say, bitch?
It's not what you think.
The fool represents opportunity,
potential,
new beginnings.
See? Might be on to something. Go ahead.
Keep going. Keep going.
(ominous tone)
The trickster.
These cards be on motherfucking point.
I see sadness.
Hopeless.
You become withdrawn from relationships.
(thunder)
The Emperor.
Interesting.
Hell yeah, my nigga on some emperor shit.
You have a lack of discipline.
You have some immature ways.
And a very controlling nature.
(ominous tone)
Judgment.
This should remind you.
That everything comes to an end.
Everything comes to an end?
The fuck you mean everything
comes to an end?
How the fuck do you go
from emperor to this bullshit?
Motherfucker always been
trying to judge somebody.
For real.
You should be lucky nobody's
judging your ass.
Nigga, I don't give a fuck.
Bitch, you need to give a fuck.
You got a baby daddy everywhere.
North side. East side.
West side. The fuck?
Look, if both of you don't shut up,
So we can finish this shit.
(boom)
Oh, my.
(thunder)
(whispers)
Quiet.
My guides.
They're speaking to me.
You have a dark side.
Darkside?
(thunder)
You have a lot of negative influences.
There's a negative energy.
It follows you.
What's that mean?
What that means?
You don't see?
That's the devil.
Shh.
Man, just turn over the last card
so we can get this shit over with.
(ominous tone)
They have more to say.
Babe, did you pay the light bill?
Of course I paid the motherfucking bill.
Don't try me.
Alright now stop playing.
Babe, it's not me.
It's big.
The spirits are not happy.
Man, stop playing.
They have more to say.
(whispers)
You gonna regret this.
(screams)
(ominous tone)
What the fuck was that?
I don't know, I heard a door slam.
Sounds like it's coming from upstairs.
Nobody should be up there.
I'll go check it out.
Do you think that's a good idea?
Fuck, man I'll go look, yo.
Hey, you want me to go with you?
Do I look like I need your fuck in help?
I'm just trying to look out for you, man.
Watch out, man.
(ominous tone)
(footsteps)
(door creak)
(ominous tone)
(scream)
Calm down. Calm the fuck down.
D.
Huh?
D.
Come help me with this fuze box.
Come on, nigga.
Alright man, goddamn.
Open the box.
Man, what the fuck-
Man, back, back.
(chatter)
Nigga, why the fuck
your box labeled incorrectly?
How the fuck we supposed
to figure this shit out?
Man, I ain't even tell you to come out
here, take your ass in the house.
So you got this big ass house
with incorrect labels, man.
Man, take your bald ass
head in the house, man.
His ass in the house.
Fuck you niggas, dog.
So you just going to take the light?
Yeah, nigga.
Hey!
Don't worry about him.
(chatter)
Hey, back, back.
Trying to help.
That ain't it.
So. What are we supposed to do, just stay
in and get strangled in the dark?
No, I'm going to go get candles.
I can help, I can help, too.
OK, come on, let's go.
Ronnie, fuck!
That nigga gone in the wind.
Motherfucker done left with the lights.
Man, we're gonna have to eenie, minie, moe.
What you think?
Man, fuck it. We gotta do what we gotta do.
We're in the fucking dark.
I think I got some candles in here,
Girl, you got everything in here.
She does. Don't touch nothing, though.
Hold on, who is this bitch talking to?
Bitch? I've been letting your
ass slide all fucking night.
Lettin me slide? Bitch please.
April, April, April, girl,
we didn't come here for this shit.
Look, I don't have no problem with you.
I'm happy for you and Eddie.
Girl, we've been cool since
elementary school. You're right.
This all started whenever fucking Eddie
was lying and shit.
Found them.
So, look, are we good?
Yeah, girl. We're good.
Good. April.
We good?
Well, whatever you say. Okay?
OK, now that everybody's
singing this Kumbaya and shit,
Help me get these
fucking candles. You right.
(chatter)
Fuck!
Damn, I wish I had a fucking light, man.
God damn.
Oh, appreciate you.
What the fuck?
(music)
You think this is enough?
Yeah, this should be fine.
Okay. Babe, can you put these
in the bathroom for me?
Trying to burn the house down?
You better not burn the fucking house down.
Ain't nobody gonna burn your-
What the fuck was that?
Y'all hear that?
Oh my god.
What the fuck is going on?
I don't know.
I keep hearing shit around this house, man.
It's too much shit going on.
Where Pete at?
Stay in here.
(ominous tone)
What the hell are you still doing there?
Bring your ass over here.
Oh, shit.
Damn, man.
Who fucked you up?
Don't just stand there.
Help him up.
Pete.
Come on, man.
Get the fuck up.
You alive, Pete?
Get up.
Man, I knew I should
have stayed my ass home.
You alright?
I don't know, dog.
Oh, I'm In the Twilight Zone.
(music)
What's taking them
so long to turn this circuit breaker on?
I want these lights to be on already.
There's light.
Oh, yay.
DJ, put some music on.
Let's change the vibe in here.
I got you, sis.
Yes. Let's go.
(music)
Pete, what happened?
Hey, yo, Kimmy,
what the fuck is going on in this house?
What do you mean?
This is a spooky ass house. Yo, listen.
That noise, the shit
that I go upstairs to check the noise
to make sure everything is okay.
I'm flashing
the lights during the security set.
I turn around
and I just feel the fucking bag
going over my head
and some little ass arms and some weird
shit wa's going on in this house.
So you didn't see anyone?
Does it look like I've fucking
seen anybody?
Didn't I Just say he
had a bag over my head?
Pete, I would never.
I feel like you got something
to do with this, Kimmy.
I feel like you got me over here.
You set me up. Why would you think that?
You know what?
This shit is spooky.
Don't invite me to no more of
your fucking parties, okay?
None of that shit. Don't you know?
Hell no, this shit is over.
Pete.
Hey, Malik.
Why the fuck you ain't say nothing?
Why are you so grouchy today?
Who the fuck is this?
This gentleman was having car trouble and
I was hoping to use your phone.
Hell no, you can't use the phone, bitch.
We black.
We don't allow strange motherfuckers
in the house.
The fuck's wrong with her?
Man, my shit is cut off.
And my phone dead.
That's a personal problem.
And why the fuck you
keep looking back and shit?
Stop being paranoid.
What's going on?
Oh, hey, Sam.
Why are you standing outside?
Who's your friend?
Actually, he just needs to use the phone.
His car broke down around the corner,
and I told Malik,
he could use your phone,
and he won't let him in.
Come on inside.
You about to let an axe
murderer in the house?
Come on, man. Gotta be thinking, bro.
Come on. We are.
Come on in.
Thank you.
(music)
Hey, everybody.
We have a new arrival.
This is, wait.
I don't think you told me your name.
What's your name?
Oh, you just call me Jay. This is Jay.
So his car broke down around the corner
and he needs to use someone's cell phone.
Damn, Jay.
You fine. You got a wife?
Yes he is.
You can use my phone. Appreciate that.
No problem.
Damn, girl. Let him breathe.
Look, I'm trying to
get a treat tonight, ok?
OK, trick.
(ominous tone)
(music)
The tow truck will be here in a minute.
Hey, man, I thought
you got that shit fixed.
Nah. I appreciate y'all
for letting me in, though.
It's my pleasure.
Are you hungry?
No, no, that nigga ain't
eating up in here. He good.
Nah. I'm good.
Uh, here's your phone, though.
Man, I told you I'd keep
an eye out on that nigga.
Yeah, I'm telling you, man.
Can't be trusted.
I'm with you on that shit.
I ain't trust that little karate kid
motherfucker since he
came through the door.
Man, move out the way. I gotta pee.
Get the fuck out the way.
Yo, Pete. You good man?
Pete, what's up?
Yeah, I'm good, bro.
Yeah, I'm straight.
You sure? You need a cup
of water or something?
You need to lay down?
You ain't looking too good.
All I know, I ain't leaving this
motherfucking spot right here.
Bitch, you've been in that spot all night.
There's too much spooky shit going on here.
Fuck this party.
(music)
(doorbell)
I'll get it.
Miss Okiki.
Hello, my dear.
Come in.
How are you this evening, my sister?
Let's just say it's been one crazy night.
Ah yes, the energy is high tonight.
Strange things happen on nights like this.
Everyone, Miss Okiki.
Greetings, everyone. Greetings.
(chatter)
Well, I lost something very important and
I was hoping you all may have found it.
I haven't found anything. Babe, have you?
No.
(screams)
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What the fuck is that?
(ominous tone)
I know what that is.
That's that Booker T. Washington doll.
Booker T. Washington, babe?
Stop being so silly.
It's a Booker T.
And he's a very special friend of mine.
Whatever happens to him, happens to you.
(evil cackles)
Why is she laughing?
Friend or not,
she got to get the hell out of here
with this Seed Of Chucky doll.
Certainly.
But remember, whatever happens to him
happens to you.
I don't know, babe,
but that was some weird shit.
(music)
(evil cackles)
Uninvited.
(power failure)
Not again.
D come help me with this fuze box.
Come on, nigga.
Goddamn it!
Whatever happens to him,
Happens to you.
(chatter)
What the fuck?
(music)
Hey, hey, come here for a minute.
Hurry up.
What's going on? Hurry up, hurry up.
What's up?
Look, check this shit out.
(night ambience)
What?
I don't see shit.
I don't see nothing, man.
(night ambience)
Man, I swear to God,
I just seen three hoes out there.
They twerkin it, dancing, shaking ass
and shit. I'm looking like,
Goddamn, like for real-
Three bithces twerkin?
Listen, listen, listen.
Stop bullshitting. Stop playing.
Because y'all two funny niggas
been acting stupid.
Nah.
Listen what I'm telling you, man.
Wake the fuck up
and listen to what I'm saying.
Listen to what I'm saying.
I'm high but I'm not stupid.
You high.
I'm high. I'm high, but I'm
not stupid. Listen to me.
I'm not bullshitting with you.
That Snoop Dogg shit got fucked up.
No, nigga, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Y'all two niggas is fucking off, man.
Alright.
Ever since that bitch
came through the door.
With them janky ass cards,
Then that other bitch come
through the door with that janky ass doll.
Do you hear what the fuck I'm saying?
So think about that.
The party done changed.
Shit starting to get spooky around here,
you two dumb ass
niggas better wake the fuck up.
They come in here
with these evil ass spirit shit.
I'm hearing shit around this house.
Shit falling over everybody wondering, it's
not even a par-stop laughing.
It's not-listen.
It's not a party, okay?
Alright, alright.
Let's go.
No, you gonna listen to me.
I'm telling you-
Y'all smokin that shit, y'all.
Bruh, I'm not bullshittin.
(chatter)
(ominous tone)
You know how dangerous smoking is?
Huh?
The fuck you talking about?
(music)
Are you comfortable?
(music)
Bitch, I look comfortable?
I knew you was a crazy ass white bitch.
You want to know how it works?
How what work, bitch?
You're getting sleepy.
That shit don't work on me.
Tell me about your mother.
My mama?
My mama told me to never bring
home a crazy ass white girl.
(music)
That shit don't work on me.
(ominous tone)
Man, where the fuck Junior at?
Get your hand off me, man.
What the fuck?
Put that fucking oil down.
Hell no, nigga.
It's just daddy oil.
Fucking hands off my eyes, man.
Damnit, what the fuck?
Goddamn.
Come on, get your ass up.
Oh, fuck in shit.
Fuckin snakes in the ground.
The fuck off me, man.
Snakes on a plane.
Snakes in the grass, nigga.
Let's find this fuck in nigga, man.
(ominous tone)
What you do to me, girl?
You talk in about my mama?
No one can hear you.
Oh, fuck you, bitch. Untie me!
Hey, man, we gotta split up.
What?
We gotta split up.
We need to stick together, nigga.
Slice, take your retarded ass around back.
Take your dumb ass around back.
Hey Eddie, go around front.
Around front? Where, nigga?
The front of the house, motherfucker.
You sure?
Check the front!
Nigga, what if I disappear?
Man, go check upstairs, man.
Ah, shit.
You gonna be alright?
Check upstairs, boy.
Yeah, I'm good.
Fuck. Ah.
(night ambience)
Slice, what the fuck you doing, man?
(chatter)
Get your idiot ass in the house.
Help! Get me the fuck outta here!
Crazy white fuck in bitch.
Help! Someone get me outta here!
Junior.
Man, what the hell going on?
Yo, Slice, get over here.
The fuck's going on, man?
What the fuck you mean?
You don't see what's going on?
(ominous tone)
(chatter)
That lady's a fucking nutcase.
Let me outta this shit.
(chatter)
Fuck! Come on, let's
get the fuck out of here.
Let's go, let's go!
(night ambience)
(music)
Isn't this so romantic?
No, this shit ain't no romantic.
Pete almost got suffocated.
This spooky-ass house.
Bring that African-ass
lady here with that bullshit, man.
But how are you feeling, though?
Feeling good, though.
We do something about that?
Yeah.
It's about time.
(music)
Mia. Where's Junior?
I thought he left.
Good.
(music)
(night ambience)
Hey. Let's party.
Take your ass home.
Shit, man. What the fuck is going on?
(laughter)
You scared?
Nah, I ain't scared.
I ain't scared.
You scared, boy.
I thought you were Pac, nigga.
They gonna kill your stupid ass.
They gonna kill you!
I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Fuck.
(intense tone)
Come on.
Hey, stop that nigga!
Fuck!
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Stop! It's just a prank.
A prank?
I set this whole shit up.
What the fuck?
Bro, she got your ass this time.
And your Three Stooges asses know?
You knew about this shit the whole time?
Bruh, I didn't know nothing about it.
Hold up, you mean to tell me
Sam was in on it, too?
Pretty good for a white girl.
So what about the bad?
You know? The fuck?
That wasn't a part of the plan.
So who the fuck did it then? It wasn't me.
Well, you know what?
Get the fuck out!
Everybody get the fuck out!
Babe!
I'm sick of y'all shit.
Get your ass up outta here.
Let's go, y'all! Let's
go! Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Woah, one minute.
I'm staying here.
Y'all get the fuck out.
(knocking)
(chatter)
I heard gunshots.
Oh, gosh, I heard gunshots.
Calm down, ma'am.
Let's see what's going on.
Hello, officers.
How can we help you? Yeah.
How can we help you?
We got a few noise complaints.
We want to see what's going on.
A noise complaint?
There's no way you could
have had a noise complaint.
We haven't had power all night.
Who called you?
Excuse me, ma'am, we're not at liberty
to disclose that information to you.
Is that.
Is that Karen? Who?
What are you doing?
Is that that crazy white bitch?
Ma'am, calm down.
Calm down?
Okay, we'll calm down.
Aight, just keep the noise down and we
ain't gonna have no problems, okay?
OK, thank you, Officers,
you guys have a good night.
Y'all have a good night.
Now, Karen, do you have
something to say to them?
Yeah, apology?
I'm sorry.
Alright, now let's go.
We apologize about that, y'all.
(chatter)
Karen!
Where you going?
I heard gun shots!
Karen!
Let's go, let's go.
You're gonna stop calling the police.
(chatter)
(music)
Ain't shit in here to eat, man.
They done ate the motherfucking chicken
to the gristle in this motherfucker.
Damn. Ain't no fucking milk?
No cereal.
No Oodles of Noodles or nothin.
(chatter)
What the fuck?
Hey, nigga.
What was up with that bag
over the head shit?
I didn't pay you to do that shit.
Hey, I ain't giving you no more
motherfucking money-
(ominous tone)
(choking)
(ominous tone)
(no audio)
Action.
Shit!
I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Fuck!
(chatter)
You get it?
Yeah. Cut!
Action! Hey!
Stop that
(chatter)
We got it.
Yeah! You good?
Rolling? Rolling.
9B. Take two.
Action.
What's up everybody?
(chatter)
Dwayne! Where I'm setting up, man?
(chatter)
Hold on, let me go pour a drink real quick.
You always had to get a fucking drink.
Nigga, we was just drinking in the car.
Listen, I don't care about any of
that shit. I'm gonna go holler at Slice.
Ugly ass.
The best ass.
(chatter)
I'm rolling.
Action!
What the fuck? You scared me!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the hell?
Your titty done popped out,
gettin all crazy.
(laughter)
(chatter)
Wait a minute, hold on.
You mean to tell me?
Pretty good for a white girl.
What's her character's name?
Sam!
(chatter)
What the fuck is you doing, bruh?
You goddamn did that bag
on the head type of shit.
I ain't pay you to do that shit.
Hey!
I ain't getting you no more-
(choking)
Goddamn
(chatter)
Action.
Ay, yo Slice. Play something nice.
I got you, sis.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, let me go in
and slow down for everybody.
You know what I'm saying?
How do y'all feel?
What the fuck?
(chatter)
This is too much activity for a big nigga.
Fucking up my J's and shit.
How big is you, J?
What the fuck?
Man, throw that damn shit out, bro.
Get rid of that fucking oil, man.
This nigga.
My bad.
Damn, where that nigga at?
(music)
(no audio)