The Lost Stallions (2003) Movie Script
1
Oh yeah, this is going to be good.
...broke free during last night's
thunderstorm.
If you have any information
that would assist in
its return, there's a whopping
one thousand dollar reward...
...waiting for you.
Rob!
Whoa!
Smooth.
You coming or what?
Give me a second.
Alright.
Look, I know I don't have...
Listen to me and just understand,
we're not working together.
I feel like we're fighting against one
another.
Get that thing away from me, Spielberg.
Gimme that!
What goes on in my house is private.
Got it?
It's not like I was trying to listen.
Come on, let's go.
Hey dude, man, I got something that'll
make you feel better.
What?
Dude, where'd you get this?
What?
My dad had a couple of advertisers over
last night.
I'll smoke a couple out of the fridge.
No way, man.
Oh, come on.
I better not, no.
No, man, come on, just one sip.
I already had one.
You have to do it.
Don't be a wuss.
Fine.
Yeah.
Look at me!
Now I'm gonna smell like beer all day!
You're dead, Hicks.
Hey!
Get back here!
Cops!
Dude, let's get out of here!
He was so pissed.
That means I still owe you.
Shut up!
Oh, man.
Hey, what's up, Lise?
Hey, you guys gotta check this out.
I've been teaching Nicky this trick.
Nicky, here's a frisbee.
Oh, come on.
I told you he wasn't going to do it.
He's not ready for that yet.
We'll try again later.
That was just sad.
I'm sick.
Let's go.
Dude, shut up!
Hey, you guys hear that?
What is it?
It's like... it's thunder.
No way, storm's moving out.
Smell that thunder.
You two are sick.
No way!
Look!
Sammy, get back here!
Yeah, man.
Sammy, you better back off.
Good boy.
Smooth.
Real smooth.
What?
I didn't do nothing.
Listen, I hear something else.
What?
Jack IQ hitting the ground.
Oh, she got you, man.
Hey, you know what?
What?
I wonder if that's a racehorse from
Tidewater Farms.
Oh yeah, like that was on the phone with
the writer this morning.
Really?
Yeah, they said there's like some kind of
huge reward for that thing.
You're kidding.
No.
Really, like how much?
I don't know, but a lot.
Really?
Yeah.
I think we should get him.
Yeah, right, just like that?
Think about it.
All that money.
We'll be rich.
Oh yeah, plus you guys will be in the
paper.
Let's do it.
I don't know.
I think we'll take Nicky home.
Come on, Lise.
We need you.
You and Nicky.
Nicky can smell him out.
Oh.
Come on, Lise.
I don't know.
Come on, we'll only be gone for a couple
hours.
Hey, let's go back to my house to get some
supplies.
I guess I don't have to be home right away
anyway.
My dad's got Cindy over again.
Who?
Cindy.
What?
Let's go.
Wasting our time with this?
Yeah, we can catch them.
Yo, I'm going.
Hurry up.
Dude, are you sure your mom's not home?
Positive.
She went into work early today.
Oh crap, get down!
What?
Uncle Phil!
So, he's cool?
Sometimes.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
He's supposed to give me some boxing
lessons.
You talk to him and I guarantee you we
ain't going nowhere.
Got it, Einstein?
Stay right here.
I'll be right back.
Hurry.
What a day.
Mom, be back later.
If dad calls, ask him if he's coming to my
birthday.
Whew.
This is the life.
What are you guys laughing about?
You should have seen it.
Uncle Phil's... he spit up a huge loogie
at Billy's face.
It was right there.
It was awesome.
Oh, how gross is that?
And your uncle busted a humongous one.
We thought he was going to take off to the
zoo.
Hey, do you think we will fart real big
ones when no one is around?
Oh yeah, everybody has that solo contest.
It's a guy thing, I'm sure.
You love it.
It's headed upriver.
I don't know.
We've never been that far before.
So?
Are we still going to do this?
Hey man, I can smell that money already.
Oh yeah!
Let's just stick to the trail,
okay?
Come on guys, help me look for horse
prints.
Oh man!
As in you're full of it?
No, look!
Now that's what I call a dope,
shit that wasn't you Rob!
Mine are more fine in shape and
consistency.
This looks more like your brand.
Have you guys ever been around horses?
Hey, does it look fresh?
Why dude, you gonna eat it?
Yummy!
It's cold, so they must be way ahead of
us.
How do you know this?
They're my field guides.
What a dork!
I'm not a dork, shut up!
Hey Billy, check it out.
What?
Yeah, right there.
It's all in my shoe!
You should have thought of that for a
second beer can.
Hey guys, I'm kind of tired.
Hey, let's sit down.
He's the first one to break.
Shut up, I'm tired too.
Thanks.
He danced like a retard.
Come on, I thought you were filming
stupidity.
You're such an idiot.
You're such a wuss.
Shut up, that thing could have been
poisonous.
Oh yeah man, real monster there buddy.
Shut up, it's not my fault.
Aw, it's so little.
Dude, it's just a garter snake.
They ain't bugs.
You know what?
You think you're so smart.
All from the books.
Read a little.
Told you it was egotistical.
Ready?
The word is... egotistical.
It's going to be a success story.
No, it's egotistical.
No wonder nobody's heard from your dad in
two years.
You and your egotisticals drove him out.
I cannot believe you just said that.
Take it back.
I mean it!
Take it back!
You son of a-Bob!
Cut it out!
Leave me alone!
You're leaving because I got sick,
aren't you?
One day, when you're older, we'll talk
about it, okay?
Here.
I'll call you every week.
Visit every month.
Hey, still got those season tickets,
right?
Yeah.
Look, you gotta be the man of the house
for a while.
I'm counting on you.
Don't go.
Please.
Hey, listen.
It's only going to be for a little while.
That's all.
Promise?
Yeah, I promise.
You happy now?
His breathing's all messed up again.
Shut up!
I'm sick and tired of you two.
Hey Sammy, you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
That was cold, man.
He started it.
Yeah, but that was still cold.
I always wondered how long it would take
to get here.
Yeah.
I don't see any health prints.
But the ground's awful hard.
I never walked this far in my entire life.
Isn't it cool?
Sure is.
Hey, hey, hey.
Congratulations, guys.
For what?
We're past city limits.
And?
We're kinda for sure.
Hey, you know what, guys?
Huh?
I wish I could keep walking.
And never turn back.
I know what you mean.
Hey, bro.
Can you hand me my bag?
Hey, you guys know how these things are
held together, don't you?
No.
Please, tell us.
They're held together with needles.
Come on, guys.
Did you get it?
What?
You're such a loser.
Hey Sammy man, dude, we were going by the
road and this guy from Tidewater Farms,
dude, he got out and screamed at us.
Why are you chasing him?
Because I hit his truck.
Dude, it was awesome.
What did you hit it with?
A beer can.
This guy was so built, he makes Rob here
look like Gumby.
That's not too hard to do.
I'm working on it.
Dude, you were drinking?
Well, Billy threw the can at me and I was
like, no man, I smell like beer now.
So, it's all Billy's fault.
What are you doing?
Making a daisy chain.
Hey Lisa, is it true that you saw your mom
die?
Yeah, I was there.
She held my hand and then she let it go.
Like, was her eyes open at all?
And that's not cold?
I was just asking.
Sort of.
I don't know.
Like, did she say anything?
Or see a white light?
At all?
She said to be strong and to take care of
my dad.
That's what she said.
To be strong and take care of my dad.
And I was doing that too before Cindy came
along.
Dude, it scares me.
What do you mean it scares you?
I don't know.
It just scares me.
Hey, do you guys remember Smokey?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, he was like a pyro.
I only knew about him for a little bit
before he died.
We had just moved here.
Man, that was a sad story.
Smokey, what a kid.
Hey, you guys remember when he set that
trash can on fire and burned his hand?
And then he pulled the fire alarm to get
medical attention?
Mr. Allen grounded him for like a week.
Yeah, yeah.
Good times.
Yeah, man.
That's so sad.
What happened?
He was, like, following his brother on
Halloween.
They were, like, trick-or-treating or
something.
Oh, yeah, and he got hit by that car.
Yeah.
I saw his family at orientation.
His brother was totally changed.
Yeah, I saw his brother two weeks ago.
He didn't look that good.
He didn't do his father.
Hey!
You guys hear that?
It's horses!
Dude, let's go!
Hey Phillip, it's me.
Do you have any idea where he went?
I mean, he does get that way around his
birthday.
Well, sis, I'll call you when he shows up.
Okay.
Alright, thanks.
What's for dinner?
Sounds great.
I'll see you at six.
I think we should get something sweet out
of my bag.
Something sweet.
How about Billy?
Whoa!
Three!
Hey Sam, which one did you touch?
I don't know.
Hey, you know what this means?
What?
Triple the money!
Yeah!
Triple the chance of not catching any of
them?
All I brought was this clothesline stuff.
You idiot!
This isn't enough!
Shh!
You're going to scare them off!
You guys wait here.
I'll be right back.
There he goes.
You're kidding me!
He's acting like a... like a horse
whisperer.
Sammy!
A what?
If they spook, they're gonna hit him big
time.
Hey, let him do it his way.
We'll piss and moan.
That sounds more like you.
He's getting closer.
Sammy!
Man, that kid's got some major gahoons.
Jealous?
Not as much as you.
See that?
Get that on tape.
I'm not impressed.
Those are a little small.
Bigger than yours.
If that's what you think.
Look!
Too easy!
Yeah!
So, what are you guys going to get with
your share of the reward money?
Hey Lise, what are you going to get?
I don't know yet.
Why?
What are you getting?
Give it to my dad.
My parents really need it right now.
Nicky!
Good boy!
Thanks.
No damage at all.
Good boy.
Well, I'll race you to Sammy.
Alright.
Ready, set, go!
Not bad, dog.
Did you guys see that?
That was awesome!
Yeah.
Hey, man, where do you think they're
going?
I don't know.
They probably smelled something.
It was probably Rob.
You want to check?
No, I'm good.
Oh, no.
You alright, boy?
He is hurt.
There must be something in those woods.
So now what do we do?
It could be anything.
Bear?
Bobcat?
No, no, stop, stop, stop.
I don't want to hear any more of that.
Sammy, you're breathing kind of hard.
Take your inhaler.
Yeah, man.
So now what?
I say we try to get them to follow us
back.
Will they do that?
Yeah.
It's taken so far just to get all the way
over here.
I mean, we can't just keep following them.
You know what?
This is what we do.
We call Uncle Phil.
No way.
Come on, he always comes through.
Nope, I'm sorry.
I don't have a signal.
There's no way.
How do you have a weak signal up this
high?
My parents taught me that basic crap.
Such a rip-off.
Alright, alright.
I say we catch one and tell about the
others.
Good plan.
Let's do it.
Alright, come on.
Son of a... Those kids are
going to ruin everything for me.
Hey, save some for the rest of us.
So how come you never told me about your
dad's girlfriend?
Guess I don't talk about what I cannot
state.
She's smoky hot.
She walks into my life and thinks she can
just become my mom.
I don't think so.
Totally hot.
Oh my God!
You got anything to drink?
Not water.
Never mind.
There goes Nick!
Oh crap!
Rob, freeze!
Please.
Don't run.
If you run, he'll get you.
Stay absolutely still.
Sammy man, is he gonna kill us?
Speak for yourself.
It smells your food.
What?
Throw it at him.
We won't have anything to eat.
Just do it!
Come on, throw it!
Okay, as soon as he gets into the food,
walk away very slowly.
Come on, Lise!
We gotta go!
I can't.
I'm gonna die just like my mom.
No, no, you're not.
Your mom told you to be strong.
Now be strong.
Come on, let's go.
Thank God, Nick, you're alright.
Hey, Lise, you okay?
Yeah, I'll be alright.
I think that was a gunshot.
I bet a hunter was chasing after that
bear.
Do you think it's dead?
Wanna go check?
Shut up.
Dude, what are you doing?
Making sure there's no snakes or croc
hunter here.
What?
The croc hunter.
On TV.
Sammy, sit down.
Come on guys, that was better than the
last one.
Come on.
Shut up.
Come on.
You guys know what?
What?
That was the scariest part of my entire
life.
I know, me too.
Dude, not nearly as scary as when my dad
smashed.
Hey, one time, he went so freaking nuts,
he almost broke down the door.
No one got hurt?
Just the door.
And his hand.
He had to get like 12 stitches or
something.
Hey, he ever hit your mom?
Not once.
He loves her to death.
But they do get short-tempered sometimes.
That's the merry life, they say.
Hey man, what time is it?
How long have we been here?
I don't know.
It's two o'clock.
My feet are killing me.
That's what you get for wearing wet shoes.
Guaranteed blisters.
Hey guys, what's that smell?
Is it fungus among us?
It's aromatherapy.
Come on, crock hunter.
Sammy, let it go.
God, I can generally get better reception
than this.
Go ahead.
Does it at least have games?
No, but it's got voicemail.
Smooth move, X-Lax.
Natural selection would have wiped us out
a hundred years ago.
Like you'd last any longer.
Hey, muscle always survives.
Brains and muscle are way better.
You think you're smarter than me?
Dude, I'm an aspiring journalist.
Of course I'm smarter than you.
I thought you wanted us to be a TV
producer.
Yeah.
My parents said journalism was more...
respectful, I guess.
I don't know.
They said there's no money in TV.
Are you kidding me?
Look at how much money those people make.
Yeah, but look how much they don't make.
They're like waiting tables and scraping
gum off stuff.
Like Rob will be in five years?
Shut up.
Hey, I bet those horses are just over that
hill.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Billy, you ready?
Oh, yeah.
Alright, on your mark, get set,
go!
Show-offs.
We'll catch up to them in a minute.
Let's go.
There they are.
Man, they look awesome.
Hey Sammy, hand me your water.
Oh yeah, sure.
Here you go.
Give it to me.
I'll show it some appreciation.
So anyway, the book guided everything I
did.
Really.
Ah, the wisdom of the written word.
It says horses want to like us, to be a
part of us, you know, like a bigger herd.
All we got to do is get them to trust us.
And I learned once a horse trusts you,
it's for life.
Hey, let's see how far we can get without
him running away.
Dude, check it out.
Oh yeah.
Hey Rob, isn't it that guy that you hit
with that beer can?
No way.
Now what?
Hey guys, I think we should bail.
I'm with you.
Come on.
Rob, man, he's got a gun.
Just chill.
I'll handle it.
Man, we don't have time for macho stuff.
Come on.
Don't worry.
Who is that?
Maybe it's a park ranger.
There's no way.
We're out of the park.
Oh yeah.
Hey man, you got a plan for this?
What?
You know, in case something bad happens.
Man, I think we should book.
Don't do anything.
Well, well, well.
Long ways from home, archers.
I saw you with those stallions earlier.
Pretty impressive.
Where'd you learn that?
You gonna shoot them?
Shoot horses?
What kind of sense does that make?
Let me lay it on a line for you.
These horses got out.
It's my fault.
Now I gotta get them back.
See, I'm in this little program called
work release.
Wanna stay out of the birdcage.
Birdcage.
You get it?
You mean... prison?
Five... years, kid.
You know what they do to you in five
years?
Yeah, I've got cable.
Why don't you just get the horses
yourself?
These beasts hate me, but you... you can
get them close.
Secure them, and then we'll take them
back.
Nice and easy.
He's got asthma real bad.
We ain't up for no trouble.
Neither am I.
You got it?
Got it.
What's going on?
Big trouble.
Should we go back and get him?
No, that's not smart.
Sammy and Rob can handle themselves.
We should just stay here.
You know, I just really don't like you,
kid.
But I said I'm cool.
Well, kid, you gonna do it?
I don't know.
I think we're just gonna head home.
Bunch of heroes, huh?
You better think about it, kid.
You got a long walk home.
I knew you rednecks was up to something.
Where the hell did you go?
Yeah, Ruthie, it's me.
You're breaking up.
One more time?
No, I'm at the swimming hole.
No, they're not here.
I'll give them a couple more hours.
Yeah, a couple more hours and then I'll
head on back.
Alright.
See you, bye.
Come on, you greedy little brats.
Where'd you go and get to?
Mark, we're having to stop and take a
whiz.
I never would have let you before.
I'll track you and those horses down,
if it takes all day.
He said he was from prison.
Dude, that's bull.
No way.
He's probably just trying to scare us from
the reward.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, I think we should turn back.
This was a bad idea.
Sammy, Sammy, come on, man.
Don't chicken out on me now.
Just think of all that money.
I still don't have a signal.
When did you charge it last?
A couple of days ago.
You moron, no wonder it won't work.
Hey guys, check it out.
There's a house up there.
Maybe we can use their phone.
Let's go.
I don't know.
That guy's still out there.
I'm not sure I'm up for this anymore.
We'll be home soon.
I miss my mom.
You miss your mom?
She's gone.
And she's never coming back.
You have your dad.
And Nicky.
I know, but Nicky doesn't do much.
And while I do love her, it's just not the
same.
Well, that doesn't sound that bad.
I still love her, but...
I know, he just... he doesn't need her.
Everyone needs someone.
Look at the horses.
They stick together like glue.
Like me and you.
Look how close Nicky sticks to you.
How can you just forget her?
Like she never even existed.
He hasn't forgotten her.
He just wants you to have a mom.
I guess it's just... My
mom was my best friend.
And we're your best friends too.
We're gonna have a great day.
And besides, those idiots need us.
Come on.
I wonder what's keeping Lise and Sammy.
They'll find us.
Hey, come on, let's go.
Oh, God!
I hate that horse!
No,
no, Sammy's gone too, Nancy.
My brother found Billy's bike over at the
river.
I'm pretty sure they're both together.
No, Sammy hasn't
been rebellious lately, but
he does get depressed
around his birthday.
You know, always hoping to hear from Ed.
No, nothing at all.
Alright, okay.
I'll talk to you later.
Bye-bye.
Hey guys, over here!
What are you guys doing?
Hey guys, check these out.
These are awesome.
What are these, blueberries?
Nah, that's what I call a good eatin'.
Are you sure about that?
How good are they?
Yeah, they're not supposed to be good
until like July or something.
Man, I'm sick and tired of you.
You're like a freakin' walking
encyclopedia.
Hey man, this is a new shirt.
Just like living off the land.
You know, my gran's
always said blueberries
had worms in them
when they're off-season.
Give me a break.
Oh, crap.
Uh... Might want to take a look.
There's worms in these, you moron!
I'm sure they're not poisonous or
anything.
You idiot!
Now I'm going to need my stomach pumped.
I just ate like a million of those things.
Oh yeah, dog.
That's good eating, huh?
Cut it out.
Hey, over there.
Hey.
Hey, come here.
What are you doing way out here?
What's your name?
Come on, cutie.
What's your name?
Hillbilly.
Definitely Hillbilly.
Where are you taking me?
I don't know about going, Lise.
Oh, come on.
She's so adorable.
You guys worry too much.
Oh, man.
We're never going to get to the horses in
time.
Hillbillies don't have phones.
Dude, just go.
Dude, it looks like the Wild West.
Oh man, they're so poor.
But look how happy they are.
They're all together.
My mom used to bake pies like that every
summer.
Wish my dad was as happy as that guy.
They have nothing.
I miss my dad.
I think we should get out of here.
Come on, guys.
You think the horses are still there?
Are you kidding?
Man, they found a feast of grass up on
that hill.
Yeah, but if nothing spooked them...
Hey, wait till that jailbird gets a hold
of your tail.
Good times, good times.
Okay, first, I have a cell phone,
so I can call anybody I want.
Who are you going to call?
Ha ha ha!
Well, guys, I don't feel so good.
Are you alright?
I think I'm going to hurl.
It's probably from all those worms.
Man, thinking of them crawling around in
your stomach.
I wonder how many are in there, squirming
around like a bowl of Chinese rice.
Oh, I scored!
Get away.
You guys want to see what it looks like
coming back up?
No way!
Um, you guys?
Oh, crap!
Going somewhere, punks?
Uh, I wouldn't step there if I was you.
I told you I don't want to... Oh,
crap!
There's the horses.
They're like totally cool with us.
That's awesome.
Dude, your puke was all over that guy.
He's really going to screw with us now.
Hey, I told him to watch out.
So, what are we going to do now?
Let's see if we can get any closer to
them.
I'm already there.
Puke!
Horses!
Rocks!
You know what guys?
Being out here like this, it's pretty
cool.
Hey Sammy, you never told us what you were
going to do with your reward.
I'll probably go out to California to
visit my dad.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Oh my God!
We have a signal!
Call someone quickly before we lose power
again.
Rob, it's not your phone.
Give it back.
We're calling Tidewater Farms.
Yeah, there's no way.
We have to get that reward.
Yes, Tidewater Farms please.
You jerk!
Yes, we're in the clearing next to
Gunpowder Lake.
No, it's River.
River.
And Silver Stream.
Yes.
Call someone quick.
Call 911.
Yes, all three horses.
Hello?
I lost power.
I told you to call someone else,
you idiot.
I won't be grounded for sure.
Guys, they'll come get us when they get
the horses.
That rewards as good as ours.
Just don't worry.
Dude, chill out.
I ain't talking to you.
Guys, you hear the waterfall?
Come on, let's check it out.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, guys.
Oh my God, man, this is so wicked.
Dude, look how big it is.
I've never seen anything like it.
It's so pretty.
Dude, this is awesome.
I know, man, this is so sweet.
I know, man, it's so nice.
Yeah, look at those waterfalls.
Check it out.
This is like the coolest thing I've ever
seen.
Come on, Rob, breathe!
Come on, dude, breathe!
Come on, man.
I promise I'll never make you look stupid
again.
Come on, breathe!
Ouch.
God, man, don't you ever do that to us
again.
We almost lost you, man.
You okay?
Sammy, man...
I'm sorry what I said about your dad
today.
Don't worry about it.
Hey man, you want some water?
Funny.
You know man, Sammy lost his puffer for
you.
Sammy, don't you need it?
I'm okay.
Thanks man.
Here's how you do it.
You wrap one simmer on the other,
like so.
You say the jingle, Mama had a baby and
its head popped off.
Then you flick it.
Whatever.
You try.
Alright.
I did it.
Yeah, but you have to say the jingle.
Here, try again.
Okay.
Billy had a baby and its head popped off.
Aw, man.
Whatever.
Hey, guys.
Hey, I think we should go check on the
horses.
You doing okay?
You up for a walk yet?
Yeah, I think I'm good.
Aw, man, you gotta be kidding me!
Gosh!
Dude, it's alright.
We called them earlier.
We'll just go on down there.
I mean, what are they gonna do,
yell at us?
Tawks!
It was my job to get those horses back!
No, Nicky!
Get that dog away from me!
Nicky!
Is he... Yeah.
You were always there for me.
What am I going to do without you?
First Mom, now Nicky.
See?
I told you to stop him.
Son of a... I've lost my job.
Am I imagining things?
He's alive!
Easy with him, Liz.
Best dog I ever had.
I love you, Nick.
Geez, I can't believe we were near the
highway the entire time.
Wouldn't have been the same.
That's for sure.
Tell me about it.
We sure had fun though.
What a long day.
There go the horses.
Hey, you renegades lost?
Not anymore.
What have you been doing, running wild
horses?
You boys better get on and get your bikes.
Your mom and daddy's worried.
Come on, Nicky.
Good boy.
See you around, guys.
Oh yeah, uh... Sammy, man, hope
you have a happy birthday, alright, dude?
Thanks, man.
Yeah, hope it was awesome, dude.
Oh yeah, I'll cut you a copy of that tape,
alright, buddy?
Alright.
Hey, I wonder how long it'll be grounded
for.
Whatever it is, it was worth it.
So, uh, were you cool about the beer?
Give me a break, man.
Yeah, well, I guess I'll see you later.
Later.
Hey, man.
I'll never forget what you did back there.
I know.
I got it all on tape.
Whatever.
See ya.
Later.
Thank God!
Where have you been?
I have been so worried about you.
Hey son, where have you been?
We've been worried to death.
It's a long story, dad.
I bet it's a long story.
And what happened to your head?
Some guys came by today and dropped this
off for you.
No way!
Yep.
Said it was reward money.
Said you fellas rounded up those
stallions.
Thought you told us you were going
swimming.
We did.
You know what, Dad?
This is for you.
What do you mean?
For Alcoholics Anonymous.
For the family.
I don't want you or Mom to ever fight
again.
You know, son, I understand.
I'm really going to try this time.
I'm really going to try this time.
And in recent news, Tidewater Farms has
rewarded four kids for their assistance in
bringing back the lost stallions,
which broke free earlier this morning.
Their phone call and a little help from
Caller ID netted them the $1,000 reward.
The movie is coming up on the LRJ TV.
Guys, no laughing.
Action!
Oh, man!
What are you guys laughing about?
Oh, you should have seen it.
Uncle Phil's on a great big loogie right
in Billy's face.
It's awesome!
Oh, how nasty is that?
It's great!
And your uncle buzzed at a humongous one.
I thought he was going to take off to the
moon.
Hey, you think people fart real big ones
when no one's around?
Oh yeah, everybody has that, that's what's
going on.
Oh my God.
I mean, sure, come on.
You love it.
Oh, shut up.
So he was right there, and he's right on
your face.
And he's like, oh, it's a slip.
It was a slip.
It was really funny when you were waiting.
Yeah, I hit a tree,
but they're missing the
dog in the show, so we
have to go again anyway.
But other than me hitting the tree branch,
what did you think?
Marker.
Oh man, look, whore!
As in you're full of it?
No, look, whore!
Man, that's what I call a dope.
So that wasn't you?
No, mine are more fine in consistency.
This looks more like your brand.
Action!
Hey, we still got those season tickets,
right?
Yeah.
Look, I'm counting on you to be the man of
the house.
Sorry.
Action!
Action!
Hey, you still got those season tickets,
right?
Yeah.
Cut!
Hey...
Guys...
Welcome to my world.
I'm...
Action!
We have been so worried about you.
Where have you been?
Yeah, where have you been?
It's a momen...
It's a mom... Cut!
Action!
So anyway, the book added everything I
did.
Really!
Ah, the wisdom of crap.
Marker!
Action!
Oh my god, guys, we gotta do something!
Hey man, can you swim?
Yeah, a little!
Let's go!
Marker!
Marker!
Action!
Oh my God, guys, we've got to do
something!
Hey man, can you swim?
Yeah, a little!
Let's go!
Be careful!
Nicky!
Action!
Nicky!
Nicky!
Nicky!
Nicky!
Nicky, come here!
Come on, he said he was from jail.
Dude, that's bull.
There's no way.
He's probably just trying to scare us out
of the reward or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know guys, maybe we should head
back.
This was a bad idea.
Sammy, Sammy, come on man.
Don't chicken out on me now.
Just think of all that money.
You guys, I'm not getting a signal.
When did you charge it last Billy?
Only a couple of days ago.
You moron, no wonder it won't work.
He said he's from prison.
Dude, that's bull.
There's no way.
He's probably just trying to scare the
reward out of us or something.
I don't know.
Come on,
he said he was from prison.
Dude, it's bull.
He's probably just trying to scare the
reward.
I mean, you know... Crap!
He said he was from prison.
Dude, that's bull.
There's no way.
He must be trying to scare us out of the
reward or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Guys, I think we should head back.
This was a bad idea.
Sammy, come on, man.
Just think of it.
All that money.
Yeah.
Dude.
Oh, God.
Winter's turn.
Set.
Action!
He said he was from prison.
Dude, that's bull.
There's no way.
Yeah, he must be trying to get a reward
from us, you know.
Man... I...
Hey man, it's a house.
Let's go check it out.
Hey, wait up.
I don't know.
That guy's still out there.
I'm not so sure about this anymore.
We'll be home soon.
I miss my mom.
You miss your mom?
Action!
I'm not feeling so good.
I think I'm gonna hurl.
Look at those... I bet you
there's... I wonder how many
are in there, squirming around
like a bowl of Chinese rice.
Action!
Oh man, there's the horses.
They're like totally cool with that.
That's awesome.
Dude, that guy's puke was all over you.
Him.
Ready, and action!
I wonder what's keeping Lise and Sammy.
They'll find us.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
Are you okay?
Oh yeah, this is going to be good.
...broke free during last night's
thunderstorm.
If you have any information
that would assist in
its return, there's a whopping
one thousand dollar reward...
...waiting for you.
Rob!
Whoa!
Smooth.
You coming or what?
Give me a second.
Alright.
Look, I know I don't have...
Listen to me and just understand,
we're not working together.
I feel like we're fighting against one
another.
Get that thing away from me, Spielberg.
Gimme that!
What goes on in my house is private.
Got it?
It's not like I was trying to listen.
Come on, let's go.
Hey dude, man, I got something that'll
make you feel better.
What?
Dude, where'd you get this?
What?
My dad had a couple of advertisers over
last night.
I'll smoke a couple out of the fridge.
No way, man.
Oh, come on.
I better not, no.
No, man, come on, just one sip.
I already had one.
You have to do it.
Don't be a wuss.
Fine.
Yeah.
Look at me!
Now I'm gonna smell like beer all day!
You're dead, Hicks.
Hey!
Get back here!
Cops!
Dude, let's get out of here!
He was so pissed.
That means I still owe you.
Shut up!
Oh, man.
Hey, what's up, Lise?
Hey, you guys gotta check this out.
I've been teaching Nicky this trick.
Nicky, here's a frisbee.
Oh, come on.
I told you he wasn't going to do it.
He's not ready for that yet.
We'll try again later.
That was just sad.
I'm sick.
Let's go.
Dude, shut up!
Hey, you guys hear that?
What is it?
It's like... it's thunder.
No way, storm's moving out.
Smell that thunder.
You two are sick.
No way!
Look!
Sammy, get back here!
Yeah, man.
Sammy, you better back off.
Good boy.
Smooth.
Real smooth.
What?
I didn't do nothing.
Listen, I hear something else.
What?
Jack IQ hitting the ground.
Oh, she got you, man.
Hey, you know what?
What?
I wonder if that's a racehorse from
Tidewater Farms.
Oh yeah, like that was on the phone with
the writer this morning.
Really?
Yeah, they said there's like some kind of
huge reward for that thing.
You're kidding.
No.
Really, like how much?
I don't know, but a lot.
Really?
Yeah.
I think we should get him.
Yeah, right, just like that?
Think about it.
All that money.
We'll be rich.
Oh yeah, plus you guys will be in the
paper.
Let's do it.
I don't know.
I think we'll take Nicky home.
Come on, Lise.
We need you.
You and Nicky.
Nicky can smell him out.
Oh.
Come on, Lise.
I don't know.
Come on, we'll only be gone for a couple
hours.
Hey, let's go back to my house to get some
supplies.
I guess I don't have to be home right away
anyway.
My dad's got Cindy over again.
Who?
Cindy.
What?
Let's go.
Wasting our time with this?
Yeah, we can catch them.
Yo, I'm going.
Hurry up.
Dude, are you sure your mom's not home?
Positive.
She went into work early today.
Oh crap, get down!
What?
Uncle Phil!
So, he's cool?
Sometimes.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
He's supposed to give me some boxing
lessons.
You talk to him and I guarantee you we
ain't going nowhere.
Got it, Einstein?
Stay right here.
I'll be right back.
Hurry.
What a day.
Mom, be back later.
If dad calls, ask him if he's coming to my
birthday.
Whew.
This is the life.
What are you guys laughing about?
You should have seen it.
Uncle Phil's... he spit up a huge loogie
at Billy's face.
It was right there.
It was awesome.
Oh, how gross is that?
And your uncle busted a humongous one.
We thought he was going to take off to the
zoo.
Hey, do you think we will fart real big
ones when no one is around?
Oh yeah, everybody has that solo contest.
It's a guy thing, I'm sure.
You love it.
It's headed upriver.
I don't know.
We've never been that far before.
So?
Are we still going to do this?
Hey man, I can smell that money already.
Oh yeah!
Let's just stick to the trail,
okay?
Come on guys, help me look for horse
prints.
Oh man!
As in you're full of it?
No, look!
Now that's what I call a dope,
shit that wasn't you Rob!
Mine are more fine in shape and
consistency.
This looks more like your brand.
Have you guys ever been around horses?
Hey, does it look fresh?
Why dude, you gonna eat it?
Yummy!
It's cold, so they must be way ahead of
us.
How do you know this?
They're my field guides.
What a dork!
I'm not a dork, shut up!
Hey Billy, check it out.
What?
Yeah, right there.
It's all in my shoe!
You should have thought of that for a
second beer can.
Hey guys, I'm kind of tired.
Hey, let's sit down.
He's the first one to break.
Shut up, I'm tired too.
Thanks.
He danced like a retard.
Come on, I thought you were filming
stupidity.
You're such an idiot.
You're such a wuss.
Shut up, that thing could have been
poisonous.
Oh yeah man, real monster there buddy.
Shut up, it's not my fault.
Aw, it's so little.
Dude, it's just a garter snake.
They ain't bugs.
You know what?
You think you're so smart.
All from the books.
Read a little.
Told you it was egotistical.
Ready?
The word is... egotistical.
It's going to be a success story.
No, it's egotistical.
No wonder nobody's heard from your dad in
two years.
You and your egotisticals drove him out.
I cannot believe you just said that.
Take it back.
I mean it!
Take it back!
You son of a-Bob!
Cut it out!
Leave me alone!
You're leaving because I got sick,
aren't you?
One day, when you're older, we'll talk
about it, okay?
Here.
I'll call you every week.
Visit every month.
Hey, still got those season tickets,
right?
Yeah.
Look, you gotta be the man of the house
for a while.
I'm counting on you.
Don't go.
Please.
Hey, listen.
It's only going to be for a little while.
That's all.
Promise?
Yeah, I promise.
You happy now?
His breathing's all messed up again.
Shut up!
I'm sick and tired of you two.
Hey Sammy, you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
That was cold, man.
He started it.
Yeah, but that was still cold.
I always wondered how long it would take
to get here.
Yeah.
I don't see any health prints.
But the ground's awful hard.
I never walked this far in my entire life.
Isn't it cool?
Sure is.
Hey, hey, hey.
Congratulations, guys.
For what?
We're past city limits.
And?
We're kinda for sure.
Hey, you know what, guys?
Huh?
I wish I could keep walking.
And never turn back.
I know what you mean.
Hey, bro.
Can you hand me my bag?
Hey, you guys know how these things are
held together, don't you?
No.
Please, tell us.
They're held together with needles.
Come on, guys.
Did you get it?
What?
You're such a loser.
Hey Sammy man, dude, we were going by the
road and this guy from Tidewater Farms,
dude, he got out and screamed at us.
Why are you chasing him?
Because I hit his truck.
Dude, it was awesome.
What did you hit it with?
A beer can.
This guy was so built, he makes Rob here
look like Gumby.
That's not too hard to do.
I'm working on it.
Dude, you were drinking?
Well, Billy threw the can at me and I was
like, no man, I smell like beer now.
So, it's all Billy's fault.
What are you doing?
Making a daisy chain.
Hey Lisa, is it true that you saw your mom
die?
Yeah, I was there.
She held my hand and then she let it go.
Like, was her eyes open at all?
And that's not cold?
I was just asking.
Sort of.
I don't know.
Like, did she say anything?
Or see a white light?
At all?
She said to be strong and to take care of
my dad.
That's what she said.
To be strong and take care of my dad.
And I was doing that too before Cindy came
along.
Dude, it scares me.
What do you mean it scares you?
I don't know.
It just scares me.
Hey, do you guys remember Smokey?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, he was like a pyro.
I only knew about him for a little bit
before he died.
We had just moved here.
Man, that was a sad story.
Smokey, what a kid.
Hey, you guys remember when he set that
trash can on fire and burned his hand?
And then he pulled the fire alarm to get
medical attention?
Mr. Allen grounded him for like a week.
Yeah, yeah.
Good times.
Yeah, man.
That's so sad.
What happened?
He was, like, following his brother on
Halloween.
They were, like, trick-or-treating or
something.
Oh, yeah, and he got hit by that car.
Yeah.
I saw his family at orientation.
His brother was totally changed.
Yeah, I saw his brother two weeks ago.
He didn't look that good.
He didn't do his father.
Hey!
You guys hear that?
It's horses!
Dude, let's go!
Hey Phillip, it's me.
Do you have any idea where he went?
I mean, he does get that way around his
birthday.
Well, sis, I'll call you when he shows up.
Okay.
Alright, thanks.
What's for dinner?
Sounds great.
I'll see you at six.
I think we should get something sweet out
of my bag.
Something sweet.
How about Billy?
Whoa!
Three!
Hey Sam, which one did you touch?
I don't know.
Hey, you know what this means?
What?
Triple the money!
Yeah!
Triple the chance of not catching any of
them?
All I brought was this clothesline stuff.
You idiot!
This isn't enough!
Shh!
You're going to scare them off!
You guys wait here.
I'll be right back.
There he goes.
You're kidding me!
He's acting like a... like a horse
whisperer.
Sammy!
A what?
If they spook, they're gonna hit him big
time.
Hey, let him do it his way.
We'll piss and moan.
That sounds more like you.
He's getting closer.
Sammy!
Man, that kid's got some major gahoons.
Jealous?
Not as much as you.
See that?
Get that on tape.
I'm not impressed.
Those are a little small.
Bigger than yours.
If that's what you think.
Look!
Too easy!
Yeah!
So, what are you guys going to get with
your share of the reward money?
Hey Lise, what are you going to get?
I don't know yet.
Why?
What are you getting?
Give it to my dad.
My parents really need it right now.
Nicky!
Good boy!
Thanks.
No damage at all.
Good boy.
Well, I'll race you to Sammy.
Alright.
Ready, set, go!
Not bad, dog.
Did you guys see that?
That was awesome!
Yeah.
Hey, man, where do you think they're
going?
I don't know.
They probably smelled something.
It was probably Rob.
You want to check?
No, I'm good.
Oh, no.
You alright, boy?
He is hurt.
There must be something in those woods.
So now what do we do?
It could be anything.
Bear?
Bobcat?
No, no, stop, stop, stop.
I don't want to hear any more of that.
Sammy, you're breathing kind of hard.
Take your inhaler.
Yeah, man.
So now what?
I say we try to get them to follow us
back.
Will they do that?
Yeah.
It's taken so far just to get all the way
over here.
I mean, we can't just keep following them.
You know what?
This is what we do.
We call Uncle Phil.
No way.
Come on, he always comes through.
Nope, I'm sorry.
I don't have a signal.
There's no way.
How do you have a weak signal up this
high?
My parents taught me that basic crap.
Such a rip-off.
Alright, alright.
I say we catch one and tell about the
others.
Good plan.
Let's do it.
Alright, come on.
Son of a... Those kids are
going to ruin everything for me.
Hey, save some for the rest of us.
So how come you never told me about your
dad's girlfriend?
Guess I don't talk about what I cannot
state.
She's smoky hot.
She walks into my life and thinks she can
just become my mom.
I don't think so.
Totally hot.
Oh my God!
You got anything to drink?
Not water.
Never mind.
There goes Nick!
Oh crap!
Rob, freeze!
Please.
Don't run.
If you run, he'll get you.
Stay absolutely still.
Sammy man, is he gonna kill us?
Speak for yourself.
It smells your food.
What?
Throw it at him.
We won't have anything to eat.
Just do it!
Come on, throw it!
Okay, as soon as he gets into the food,
walk away very slowly.
Come on, Lise!
We gotta go!
I can't.
I'm gonna die just like my mom.
No, no, you're not.
Your mom told you to be strong.
Now be strong.
Come on, let's go.
Thank God, Nick, you're alright.
Hey, Lise, you okay?
Yeah, I'll be alright.
I think that was a gunshot.
I bet a hunter was chasing after that
bear.
Do you think it's dead?
Wanna go check?
Shut up.
Dude, what are you doing?
Making sure there's no snakes or croc
hunter here.
What?
The croc hunter.
On TV.
Sammy, sit down.
Come on guys, that was better than the
last one.
Come on.
Shut up.
Come on.
You guys know what?
What?
That was the scariest part of my entire
life.
I know, me too.
Dude, not nearly as scary as when my dad
smashed.
Hey, one time, he went so freaking nuts,
he almost broke down the door.
No one got hurt?
Just the door.
And his hand.
He had to get like 12 stitches or
something.
Hey, he ever hit your mom?
Not once.
He loves her to death.
But they do get short-tempered sometimes.
That's the merry life, they say.
Hey man, what time is it?
How long have we been here?
I don't know.
It's two o'clock.
My feet are killing me.
That's what you get for wearing wet shoes.
Guaranteed blisters.
Hey guys, what's that smell?
Is it fungus among us?
It's aromatherapy.
Come on, crock hunter.
Sammy, let it go.
God, I can generally get better reception
than this.
Go ahead.
Does it at least have games?
No, but it's got voicemail.
Smooth move, X-Lax.
Natural selection would have wiped us out
a hundred years ago.
Like you'd last any longer.
Hey, muscle always survives.
Brains and muscle are way better.
You think you're smarter than me?
Dude, I'm an aspiring journalist.
Of course I'm smarter than you.
I thought you wanted us to be a TV
producer.
Yeah.
My parents said journalism was more...
respectful, I guess.
I don't know.
They said there's no money in TV.
Are you kidding me?
Look at how much money those people make.
Yeah, but look how much they don't make.
They're like waiting tables and scraping
gum off stuff.
Like Rob will be in five years?
Shut up.
Hey, I bet those horses are just over that
hill.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Billy, you ready?
Oh, yeah.
Alright, on your mark, get set,
go!
Show-offs.
We'll catch up to them in a minute.
Let's go.
There they are.
Man, they look awesome.
Hey Sammy, hand me your water.
Oh yeah, sure.
Here you go.
Give it to me.
I'll show it some appreciation.
So anyway, the book guided everything I
did.
Really.
Ah, the wisdom of the written word.
It says horses want to like us, to be a
part of us, you know, like a bigger herd.
All we got to do is get them to trust us.
And I learned once a horse trusts you,
it's for life.
Hey, let's see how far we can get without
him running away.
Dude, check it out.
Oh yeah.
Hey Rob, isn't it that guy that you hit
with that beer can?
No way.
Now what?
Hey guys, I think we should bail.
I'm with you.
Come on.
Rob, man, he's got a gun.
Just chill.
I'll handle it.
Man, we don't have time for macho stuff.
Come on.
Don't worry.
Who is that?
Maybe it's a park ranger.
There's no way.
We're out of the park.
Oh yeah.
Hey man, you got a plan for this?
What?
You know, in case something bad happens.
Man, I think we should book.
Don't do anything.
Well, well, well.
Long ways from home, archers.
I saw you with those stallions earlier.
Pretty impressive.
Where'd you learn that?
You gonna shoot them?
Shoot horses?
What kind of sense does that make?
Let me lay it on a line for you.
These horses got out.
It's my fault.
Now I gotta get them back.
See, I'm in this little program called
work release.
Wanna stay out of the birdcage.
Birdcage.
You get it?
You mean... prison?
Five... years, kid.
You know what they do to you in five
years?
Yeah, I've got cable.
Why don't you just get the horses
yourself?
These beasts hate me, but you... you can
get them close.
Secure them, and then we'll take them
back.
Nice and easy.
He's got asthma real bad.
We ain't up for no trouble.
Neither am I.
You got it?
Got it.
What's going on?
Big trouble.
Should we go back and get him?
No, that's not smart.
Sammy and Rob can handle themselves.
We should just stay here.
You know, I just really don't like you,
kid.
But I said I'm cool.
Well, kid, you gonna do it?
I don't know.
I think we're just gonna head home.
Bunch of heroes, huh?
You better think about it, kid.
You got a long walk home.
I knew you rednecks was up to something.
Where the hell did you go?
Yeah, Ruthie, it's me.
You're breaking up.
One more time?
No, I'm at the swimming hole.
No, they're not here.
I'll give them a couple more hours.
Yeah, a couple more hours and then I'll
head on back.
Alright.
See you, bye.
Come on, you greedy little brats.
Where'd you go and get to?
Mark, we're having to stop and take a
whiz.
I never would have let you before.
I'll track you and those horses down,
if it takes all day.
He said he was from prison.
Dude, that's bull.
No way.
He's probably just trying to scare us from
the reward.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, I think we should turn back.
This was a bad idea.
Sammy, Sammy, come on, man.
Don't chicken out on me now.
Just think of all that money.
I still don't have a signal.
When did you charge it last?
A couple of days ago.
You moron, no wonder it won't work.
Hey guys, check it out.
There's a house up there.
Maybe we can use their phone.
Let's go.
I don't know.
That guy's still out there.
I'm not sure I'm up for this anymore.
We'll be home soon.
I miss my mom.
You miss your mom?
She's gone.
And she's never coming back.
You have your dad.
And Nicky.
I know, but Nicky doesn't do much.
And while I do love her, it's just not the
same.
Well, that doesn't sound that bad.
I still love her, but...
I know, he just... he doesn't need her.
Everyone needs someone.
Look at the horses.
They stick together like glue.
Like me and you.
Look how close Nicky sticks to you.
How can you just forget her?
Like she never even existed.
He hasn't forgotten her.
He just wants you to have a mom.
I guess it's just... My
mom was my best friend.
And we're your best friends too.
We're gonna have a great day.
And besides, those idiots need us.
Come on.
I wonder what's keeping Lise and Sammy.
They'll find us.
Hey, come on, let's go.
Oh, God!
I hate that horse!
No,
no, Sammy's gone too, Nancy.
My brother found Billy's bike over at the
river.
I'm pretty sure they're both together.
No, Sammy hasn't
been rebellious lately, but
he does get depressed
around his birthday.
You know, always hoping to hear from Ed.
No, nothing at all.
Alright, okay.
I'll talk to you later.
Bye-bye.
Hey guys, over here!
What are you guys doing?
Hey guys, check these out.
These are awesome.
What are these, blueberries?
Nah, that's what I call a good eatin'.
Are you sure about that?
How good are they?
Yeah, they're not supposed to be good
until like July or something.
Man, I'm sick and tired of you.
You're like a freakin' walking
encyclopedia.
Hey man, this is a new shirt.
Just like living off the land.
You know, my gran's
always said blueberries
had worms in them
when they're off-season.
Give me a break.
Oh, crap.
Uh... Might want to take a look.
There's worms in these, you moron!
I'm sure they're not poisonous or
anything.
You idiot!
Now I'm going to need my stomach pumped.
I just ate like a million of those things.
Oh yeah, dog.
That's good eating, huh?
Cut it out.
Hey, over there.
Hey.
Hey, come here.
What are you doing way out here?
What's your name?
Come on, cutie.
What's your name?
Hillbilly.
Definitely Hillbilly.
Where are you taking me?
I don't know about going, Lise.
Oh, come on.
She's so adorable.
You guys worry too much.
Oh, man.
We're never going to get to the horses in
time.
Hillbillies don't have phones.
Dude, just go.
Dude, it looks like the Wild West.
Oh man, they're so poor.
But look how happy they are.
They're all together.
My mom used to bake pies like that every
summer.
Wish my dad was as happy as that guy.
They have nothing.
I miss my dad.
I think we should get out of here.
Come on, guys.
You think the horses are still there?
Are you kidding?
Man, they found a feast of grass up on
that hill.
Yeah, but if nothing spooked them...
Hey, wait till that jailbird gets a hold
of your tail.
Good times, good times.
Okay, first, I have a cell phone,
so I can call anybody I want.
Who are you going to call?
Ha ha ha!
Well, guys, I don't feel so good.
Are you alright?
I think I'm going to hurl.
It's probably from all those worms.
Man, thinking of them crawling around in
your stomach.
I wonder how many are in there, squirming
around like a bowl of Chinese rice.
Oh, I scored!
Get away.
You guys want to see what it looks like
coming back up?
No way!
Um, you guys?
Oh, crap!
Going somewhere, punks?
Uh, I wouldn't step there if I was you.
I told you I don't want to... Oh,
crap!
There's the horses.
They're like totally cool with us.
That's awesome.
Dude, your puke was all over that guy.
He's really going to screw with us now.
Hey, I told him to watch out.
So, what are we going to do now?
Let's see if we can get any closer to
them.
I'm already there.
Puke!
Horses!
Rocks!
You know what guys?
Being out here like this, it's pretty
cool.
Hey Sammy, you never told us what you were
going to do with your reward.
I'll probably go out to California to
visit my dad.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Oh my God!
We have a signal!
Call someone quickly before we lose power
again.
Rob, it's not your phone.
Give it back.
We're calling Tidewater Farms.
Yeah, there's no way.
We have to get that reward.
Yes, Tidewater Farms please.
You jerk!
Yes, we're in the clearing next to
Gunpowder Lake.
No, it's River.
River.
And Silver Stream.
Yes.
Call someone quick.
Call 911.
Yes, all three horses.
Hello?
I lost power.
I told you to call someone else,
you idiot.
I won't be grounded for sure.
Guys, they'll come get us when they get
the horses.
That rewards as good as ours.
Just don't worry.
Dude, chill out.
I ain't talking to you.
Guys, you hear the waterfall?
Come on, let's check it out.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, guys.
Oh my God, man, this is so wicked.
Dude, look how big it is.
I've never seen anything like it.
It's so pretty.
Dude, this is awesome.
I know, man, this is so sweet.
I know, man, it's so nice.
Yeah, look at those waterfalls.
Check it out.
This is like the coolest thing I've ever
seen.
Come on, Rob, breathe!
Come on, dude, breathe!
Come on, man.
I promise I'll never make you look stupid
again.
Come on, breathe!
Ouch.
God, man, don't you ever do that to us
again.
We almost lost you, man.
You okay?
Sammy, man...
I'm sorry what I said about your dad
today.
Don't worry about it.
Hey man, you want some water?
Funny.
You know man, Sammy lost his puffer for
you.
Sammy, don't you need it?
I'm okay.
Thanks man.
Here's how you do it.
You wrap one simmer on the other,
like so.
You say the jingle, Mama had a baby and
its head popped off.
Then you flick it.
Whatever.
You try.
Alright.
I did it.
Yeah, but you have to say the jingle.
Here, try again.
Okay.
Billy had a baby and its head popped off.
Aw, man.
Whatever.
Hey, guys.
Hey, I think we should go check on the
horses.
You doing okay?
You up for a walk yet?
Yeah, I think I'm good.
Aw, man, you gotta be kidding me!
Gosh!
Dude, it's alright.
We called them earlier.
We'll just go on down there.
I mean, what are they gonna do,
yell at us?
Tawks!
It was my job to get those horses back!
No, Nicky!
Get that dog away from me!
Nicky!
Is he... Yeah.
You were always there for me.
What am I going to do without you?
First Mom, now Nicky.
See?
I told you to stop him.
Son of a... I've lost my job.
Am I imagining things?
He's alive!
Easy with him, Liz.
Best dog I ever had.
I love you, Nick.
Geez, I can't believe we were near the
highway the entire time.
Wouldn't have been the same.
That's for sure.
Tell me about it.
We sure had fun though.
What a long day.
There go the horses.
Hey, you renegades lost?
Not anymore.
What have you been doing, running wild
horses?
You boys better get on and get your bikes.
Your mom and daddy's worried.
Come on, Nicky.
Good boy.
See you around, guys.
Oh yeah, uh... Sammy, man, hope
you have a happy birthday, alright, dude?
Thanks, man.
Yeah, hope it was awesome, dude.
Oh yeah, I'll cut you a copy of that tape,
alright, buddy?
Alright.
Hey, I wonder how long it'll be grounded
for.
Whatever it is, it was worth it.
So, uh, were you cool about the beer?
Give me a break, man.
Yeah, well, I guess I'll see you later.
Later.
Hey, man.
I'll never forget what you did back there.
I know.
I got it all on tape.
Whatever.
See ya.
Later.
Thank God!
Where have you been?
I have been so worried about you.
Hey son, where have you been?
We've been worried to death.
It's a long story, dad.
I bet it's a long story.
And what happened to your head?
Some guys came by today and dropped this
off for you.
No way!
Yep.
Said it was reward money.
Said you fellas rounded up those
stallions.
Thought you told us you were going
swimming.
We did.
You know what, Dad?
This is for you.
What do you mean?
For Alcoholics Anonymous.
For the family.
I don't want you or Mom to ever fight
again.
You know, son, I understand.
I'm really going to try this time.
I'm really going to try this time.
And in recent news, Tidewater Farms has
rewarded four kids for their assistance in
bringing back the lost stallions,
which broke free earlier this morning.
Their phone call and a little help from
Caller ID netted them the $1,000 reward.
The movie is coming up on the LRJ TV.
Guys, no laughing.
Action!
Oh, man!
What are you guys laughing about?
Oh, you should have seen it.
Uncle Phil's on a great big loogie right
in Billy's face.
It's awesome!
Oh, how nasty is that?
It's great!
And your uncle buzzed at a humongous one.
I thought he was going to take off to the
moon.
Hey, you think people fart real big ones
when no one's around?
Oh yeah, everybody has that, that's what's
going on.
Oh my God.
I mean, sure, come on.
You love it.
Oh, shut up.
So he was right there, and he's right on
your face.
And he's like, oh, it's a slip.
It was a slip.
It was really funny when you were waiting.
Yeah, I hit a tree,
but they're missing the
dog in the show, so we
have to go again anyway.
But other than me hitting the tree branch,
what did you think?
Marker.
Oh man, look, whore!
As in you're full of it?
No, look, whore!
Man, that's what I call a dope.
So that wasn't you?
No, mine are more fine in consistency.
This looks more like your brand.
Action!
Hey, we still got those season tickets,
right?
Yeah.
Look, I'm counting on you to be the man of
the house.
Sorry.
Action!
Action!
Hey, you still got those season tickets,
right?
Yeah.
Cut!
Hey...
Guys...
Welcome to my world.
I'm...
Action!
We have been so worried about you.
Where have you been?
Yeah, where have you been?
It's a momen...
It's a mom... Cut!
Action!
So anyway, the book added everything I
did.
Really!
Ah, the wisdom of crap.
Marker!
Action!
Oh my god, guys, we gotta do something!
Hey man, can you swim?
Yeah, a little!
Let's go!
Marker!
Marker!
Action!
Oh my God, guys, we've got to do
something!
Hey man, can you swim?
Yeah, a little!
Let's go!
Be careful!
Nicky!
Action!
Nicky!
Nicky!
Nicky!
Nicky!
Nicky, come here!
Come on, he said he was from jail.
Dude, that's bull.
There's no way.
He's probably just trying to scare us out
of the reward or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know guys, maybe we should head
back.
This was a bad idea.
Sammy, Sammy, come on man.
Don't chicken out on me now.
Just think of all that money.
You guys, I'm not getting a signal.
When did you charge it last Billy?
Only a couple of days ago.
You moron, no wonder it won't work.
He said he's from prison.
Dude, that's bull.
There's no way.
He's probably just trying to scare the
reward out of us or something.
I don't know.
Come on,
he said he was from prison.
Dude, it's bull.
He's probably just trying to scare the
reward.
I mean, you know... Crap!
He said he was from prison.
Dude, that's bull.
There's no way.
He must be trying to scare us out of the
reward or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Guys, I think we should head back.
This was a bad idea.
Sammy, come on, man.
Just think of it.
All that money.
Yeah.
Dude.
Oh, God.
Winter's turn.
Set.
Action!
He said he was from prison.
Dude, that's bull.
There's no way.
Yeah, he must be trying to get a reward
from us, you know.
Man... I...
Hey man, it's a house.
Let's go check it out.
Hey, wait up.
I don't know.
That guy's still out there.
I'm not so sure about this anymore.
We'll be home soon.
I miss my mom.
You miss your mom?
Action!
I'm not feeling so good.
I think I'm gonna hurl.
Look at those... I bet you
there's... I wonder how many
are in there, squirming around
like a bowl of Chinese rice.
Action!
Oh man, there's the horses.
They're like totally cool with that.
That's awesome.
Dude, that guy's puke was all over you.
Him.
Ready, and action!
I wonder what's keeping Lise and Sammy.
They'll find us.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
Are you okay?